Um, hi.
*Pause for people to stop gasping and trying in vain to suppress the idea that those long-neglected memories actually happened or being generally unable to come to terms with the notion that I still exist*
I think, since, if I am any kind of example for comparison, most people that leave the forum tend to just do so without warning anyone, what might be a bit more useful is a "Hello, I'm back" thread.
On that note, "Hello, I'm back".