SMF - Just Installed!
Request Completed: As it happens, tying people up is my specialty. Unhurt, but possibly not unscathed? Sorry. ;PHelp Asked: I need a decent massage ./cracks neck
Request completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.
Quote from: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 12:44:58 pmRequest completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.Request Completed. I have just assassinated the Pope and replaced him with a Mobile Pope-Suit that will run on autopilot until such a time as you are able to relocate to the Vatican. Help requested: God is mad at me for killing the Pope, and a lightning storm is due in three hours. Help me survive.
Request completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.
Quote from: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 01:44:47 pmRequest completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.Request Completed - Iron Chef Morimoto dispatched to your location.Help requested - After practicing some Silat, I'm kinda hungry.