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Work to be done!
« on: September 29, 2009, 10:24:31 am »
Okay...we will just see how this will go...
Work to be done, will go like this:

Help asked: For obducting my housemate and torturing him so he will never be selfsatisfied again!

And so on...
« Last Edit: September 29, 2009, 10:26:39 am by leana »

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 10:27:14 am »
So what I would help you out then ask for help myself?
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 10:29:32 am »
yupz :)

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 10:34:34 am »
OK then

Request completed: I abduct him and torture, both psychologically and physically for days on end. He will never feel good or safe again

Help asked: I need somebody to come "take care" of my family, so I won't have to deal with them anymore.
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 10:44:22 am »
Request completed: I'll take them on a looooooooong holiday to a mental institution...

Help asked: I need some-one to be my big fat cuddle bear and take care of me

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 10:52:36 am »
Request completed: I move in and work as your butler *though you'll have to settle for a skinny cuddle bear ;) *

Help asked: I need somebody who will act in my stead when talking to other people
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 10:59:57 am »
Request completed: All your incoming calls are re-routed through me (and a 6h phone cue at international calling fees...) and anyone wanting to see you have to be cleared by passing my 2km 'mine-field-and-razor-wire-web-obstacle' course in less than 5 minutes...

Help Asked: I need someone to kidnap my girlfriend and bring her to me unscathed but hogtied... :P
« Last Edit: September 29, 2009, 11:01:47 am by Emp_Dragon »

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 12:07:35 pm »
Request Completed: As it happens, tying people up is my specialty. Unhurt, but possibly not unscathed? Sorry. ;P

Help Asked: I need a decent massage ./cracks neck

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 12:21:40 pm »
Request Completed: As it happens, tying people up is my specialty. Unhurt, but possibly not unscathed? Sorry. ;P

Help Asked: I need a decent massage ./cracks neck
Request Completed: Strong hands, a detailed knowledge of anatomy, And a brilliant recipe for massage oil - Sounds like I'm the bloke you're looking for.

Help Requested: Forming the most awesome rock & roll band in existence, to cut through the mire of modern music. Need assistance.

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 12:25:50 pm »
Request Completed: I will be drumming Danny Carey will be on drums  And I've gone back in time to get a young chris cornell for vocals, jimi hendrix on guitar, Tony levin for bass, and I've also aquired joe satriani on guitar.

Help Requested: I need time machine schematics.
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 12:34:31 pm »
Request Completed: How do you think I am able to live in the past?

Work Needed: Nude model for life drawing (since I missed the last session at Blur)

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 12:44:58 pm »
Request completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<

Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.

'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 01:13:58 pm »
Request completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<

Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.



Request Completed. I have just assassinated the Pope and replaced him with a Mobile Pope-Suit that will run on autopilot until such a time as you are able to relocate to the Vatican.

Help requested: God is mad at me for killing the Pope, and a lightning storm is due in three hours. Help me survive.

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2009, 01:36:52 pm »
Request completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<

Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.



Request Completed. I have just assassinated the Pope and replaced him with a Mobile Pope-Suit that will run on autopilot until such a time as you are able to relocate to the Vatican.

Help requested: God is mad at me for killing the Pope, and a lightning storm is due in three hours. Help me survive.
Request competed - You can borrow my Faraday suit that's used for working with incredibly high voltage Tesla coils.

Help requested - I need someone's legs broken, very specifically, to ruin his playing of rugby. Cutting him in ways that would make him useless to a woman would also be helpful.

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 01:44:47 pm »
Request completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.

Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2009, 02:12:39 pm »
Request completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.

Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.
Request Completed - Iron Chef Morimoto dispatched to your location.

Help requested - After practicing some Silat, I'm kinda hungry.

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2009, 07:57:14 pm »
Request completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.

Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.
Request Completed - Iron Chef Morimoto dispatched to your location.

Help requested - After practicing some Silat, I'm kinda hungry.

Request Completed: Morimoto's bitchin' transforming boat/jet/sportscar/starship/mecha will pick you up en route to Pozf's location, where he will make you dinner for a demonstration.

Help Requested: If I am to be a dashing hero, I must be able to get the girl. I cannot get the girl. Solve this problem!

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 12:19:33 am »
Request completed: I have tied up a girl on a disused railway track awaiting rescue from you.

Help needed: I need a stand in for work while I take more time off
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 06:40:33 am »
Request completed: I will come over and experience the Scottish way of work for a few weeks

Help needed: I need some-one to help me be more active instead of spending all my time behind this screen. AKA: A kick to my butt, please!

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2009, 06:56:17 am »
Request completed: I'm coming over with a variety of whips, paddles and other erm.. motivational devices which should assist in getting you more active...

Help needed: I've yet to actually wake up today and it's 3pm... Someone wake me up!

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2009, 09:28:29 am »
Request completed: I come over and throw a big pan of cold water over you and just to make sure turn the garden hose on you.

Help requested: to distract my parents while I get a big bag of "toys" out the door for this weekend
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2009, 10:19:29 am »
Request completed: I ring the bell while being all naked, i start dancing around buttnaked and then try to seduce your mom and dad :p

Help requested: Getting this topic out of the truth section!!!

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2009, 10:30:17 am »
Request completed: ... well not really I mentioned to Smiles last night, and she said she wants to see how the game works out first. Which is a good idea because we have a few games that didn't really go anywhere and are stickied but hardly get posted in.

Help requested: BLOWING UP THE SUN *preferably turning into a black hole >.>;*
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2009, 11:19:24 am »
Request completed: It's a bit complicated and is going to take ~50billion years to complete but I'm starting on it now...

Help requested: Getting Leana to ring my bell whilst being all naked.

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2009, 11:53:45 am »
Hmm that might be tough one but let me work on it, no help requested...............Yet
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2009, 10:08:14 am »
Request Completed:  It's pretty easy to complete nothing now isn't it

Help requested:  Make me another Sandwich *salami, pastrami, ham, turkey, mozzarella, and spicy mustard.*
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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2009, 11:18:39 am »
Request completed: *Shows you the salami, pastrami, ham, turkey, mozzarella, and spicy mustard sandwich!* Bon appetit!
Help requested: Take care of my flatmate who shows up at weird times and barges in!

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2009, 11:21:14 am »
Request completed: I'll nip over and bludgeon him to death with my gfs thesis.
Help requested: Burying the body.

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2009, 11:36:44 am »
request completed: Dumping him in his own pond :)

Help requested: Explaining it to friends and family of him :)

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Re: Work to be done!
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2009, 12:38:22 am »
request granted: I tell them that he had a golfing accident

Help needed: to get off this chair my knees have locked
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.