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have you eaten sand?
- Uh probably, just because I almost always spend some time on a beach each summer.
do you prefer to ask questions or answer them?
- Definitely answer them. I'm not all that inquisitive unless I'm asking something specific about a person.
what is your favorite part of work?
- Uhm.. I don't work
what is your favorite recipe?
- That's hard, hmm probably just the simple garlic mashed potatoes one. mmmm garlicy.
would you like to eat a Popsicle right now?
- Nah I'm kinda cold actually.
do you like raisins?
- Not really, but I don't dislike them too much either.
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if you had to choose an item from your kitchen to use as your favorite and only weapon what would it be?
- Steak knife. Arr.
what station is number one in your car buttons?
- Don't know them anymore, I'm never in the car
what's your favorite random word?
- Speckledorf'd
do you like sharp and pointy objects?
- Stabby stabby!
what do you think of Chuthulu Munchkin?
- Isn't Munchkin some kind of card game?
WHAT TIME IS IT?
- Uh UH UHUHUHUH 2:16!
Arf?
- Woof?
what is your favorite poster that you own?
- I don't own any.
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do you have nay mystery meat living in your fridge?
- Probably