Holey-fucking-goat-licking-balls-of flaming-shit-ferrets, that's a lot of questions....
Will the world end before the sun explodes?Yes, prior to exploding most stars expand by a noticeable percentage, I believe i read that inour sun's case this would involve engulfing at least one, if not two of the inner planets, and, barring some truly impressive intervention, turning the earth into a smoking cinder.
what are you listening too?You're either missing a comma or you have too many "o"s in too, but yes I am listening too, we all are, you're under constant surveilance and its being broadcast on the web. Earlier today however I was listening to Equilibrium, "Blut Im Auge" is a pretty good song if i say so myself.
are you eating right now?Nothing, it's terrible, but earlier I had some yogurt covered pretzels, they were delicious.
what would the doctor prescribe to a cow with purple spots?Hmm, probably some industrial strength fungicide.
what do you do on your weekends away from home?Hmm, well, if i'm visiting someone I'll probably play games or sports with them, or watch some movies. But strictly speaking its more unusual for me to /be/ home, weekend or otherwise given that I'm either in school, or on co-op somewhere else in the country about 50 out of 52 weeks of the year.
do you take many vacations?Vacations? what are these vacations you speak of? haha, Students don't get vacations, we get a week off between the end of exams and the start of next term, maybe, if we're lucky.
what was the last vacation you took?I dunno if it qualifies as a vacation, but a couple weeks ago I was in Tokyo for a few days for a conference...
where is your dream vacation spot?hmm, maybe A private Island somewhere in the carribean with about a dozen of my closest friends and associates. Or else most of europe via a month-long unlimited use rail pass, with a special girl.
what name would you pick for your firstborn child?
Hmm, every once in a while I think of something that would be particularly amusing to name a kid, but if i was actually having one and didn't want to toally screw up his life I'm not actaully sure what I'd call my spawn. I think one of my great grandfathers was called Salas, I always thought that was a pretty neat name. and for a girl, hmm, no idea, let's ask the mother's opinion, shall we?
have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth?PRetty sure this is a repeat question, ergo I shall not dignify it with a response.
what is the last book you read for fun?I'm currently working on "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" as well as "Toll of the Hounds", I hit up a used bookstore last week, so I've got "Sorcerers of the Frozen Isles", "A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born" and "The Dragon, The Earl, and The Troll" lined up next.
do pigs ever meow?Sure, why not?
what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow?A prism, or other diffraction device (traditionally clouds of suspended water micro-droplets) and behind that is a white light source, usually the sun. If you're really unlucky though, there's a missile, with your name on it.
have you had Quiche?Yep, it was pretty good if my memory serves me right.
do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)?eww, vegetables are what food eats. Seriously though, no. I don't particularly dislike spinach, but I'd never actaully ask for it to be on any of my food. Now teriyaki sauce on the other hand, that's good on everything.
do you know what a Popple is?Again, repeat question.
have you ever seen "Duckula"?Only once, it was truly bizzare.
how long has it been since you first started using the internet?I have no idea, I think we might have had something about it in like, grade 3 or 4 computers class, and that was what, maybe 10 years ago?
what do you think of cell phones?They're pretty conveniant, but I only usualy check mine for messages a couple times a day, unless I'm expecting something.
do you like peas?Peas are good, better than spinach anyway.
is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup?Sometimes, I like to put on a black turtleneck, black pants, a black cape, skeleton gloves and a skull mask and go for walks around the neighborhood when it is....
how many licks does it take to get to the center?Depends on how hot you get it first, and how good a licker you are
what is your favorite pudding?Dark pudding is the best, cause it drops fancy loot. Kinda annoying that it's only weak to holy though..
Do you like Jello?Hell yes, who doesn't? Jello shots are great fun. Plus who doesn't want to eat the ground up bones of their enemies? or at least of various animals.
how do you eat pie?You stalk it carefully, get within striking range, and devour it as quickly and messily as possible, using both hands, two forks, a knife and your tongue. If you fail to cath said pie on a clean plastic sheet, expect some cleanup to be required.
what is your favorite color?Repeat.
have you ever seen a green sky?Hmm, I don't believe so. I've seen the aurora a couple of times, but it was red and blue, not so much green.
Do you ever remember your nightmares in detail?Nope, I don't have nightmares, nightmares have me. They don't remember me in great detail either, which is why it takes almost a year of counseling before they can sleep peacefully again.
what creeps you out?People who honestly believe that converting other people to their religion is for the convertee's benefit.
have you ever had Deja Vu?Oh yeah, all the time. Just the other day, I was absolutely sure that I had gone though the exact same series of events several years ago, right down to the words people were saying and the music in the background.
would you like to live on the moon?Nah, at least, not without some serious transforming. The whole lack of an atmosphere thing kinda sucks. If i could get the same environment up there as i have down here though, especially the same level of UV and radiation protection without wearing a special suit, then sure, the view would be great.
when was the last time you watched a bugs bunny cartoon?Years and Years ago, I never really watched many of them, one or two when I was at the grandparent's house maybe.
what kind of puppy you would be if you were a dog?I have no idea, maybe a husky, those seem pretty cool.
tadpoles or frogs?Frogs, tadpoles are inda cute, but not terribly useful.
Have you seen Madagascar 2?Nope, although its on my long list of movies "I wouldn't mind seeing, but don't really care enough ebout to go hunt down and actually watch".
do you like cute fluffy animal movies?Not if thats all they have going for them. I wouldn't hate on a good action or plot movie just because it had animals in it, (Over the Hedge= Epic Win), but unless I was getting ome serious tonsil hockey out of it, I would never willingly sit though a whole movie about cute fluffy animals.
when was the last time you:
went to the zoo?Grade 10, good times, not allowed back though...
saw a swan?hmm, couple of weeks ago maybe? A couple live in a park just down the street from me.
fed bread crumbs to ducks?A LONG time ago, like, back in grade 1 or something.
watched a squirrel run around your yard?This afternoon.
went for a walk?Yesterday, right after it finished raining, and everything was steaming and dripping, it was awesome.
went for a bike ride?Last week, picking up dinner, mmmm Swiss Chalet....
rode on the back of a hay ride?Can't recall ever doing this, sorry.
stopped and smelled a rose?hmm, not a rose but they had some nice smelling flowers in the grocery store last weekend.
did something that embarrassed you till you blushed?Hah! I deny ever being embarrassed, I laugh in the face of social propriety. still, maybe a couple months ago, but I'm sure as hell not saying what it was.
were really scared?Really scared? I can't recall, the last time I was vaguely Uneasy was a couple weeks ago going to Japan, there's always that brief moment on take off and landing when you consider all the things that can end in your plane becoming flaming wreckage. But on the other hand, thats fairly unlikely, so it passes quickly.
have you ever seen a deer?Yep, see em at home once in awhile, and out on the island fairly often.
have you ever eaten a deer?Nope, had some reindeer in Stockholm a couple years ago, that was pretty good, a little gamey, but nicely prepared.
have you asked me new q's in my truth thread today?Alas, I have not, Between this giant buttload of questions, and the calls of RL I haven't had a chance, I'll get right on it though.
do you know what Lemmings are known for?Yep, they're purported to commit mass suicide by jumping off cliffs ona fairly regular basis. In fact they don't and the original documentary which claimed otherwise is widely recognized as one of the worst examples of animal cruelty for the sake of entertainment in existence.
what is the oldest thing in your fridge right now?I shudder to think. Might be the fish my roommate got last term cause it was such a good deal, but never got around to descaling, decapitating and otherwise preparing. Of course, that sin the freezer, not the fridge, but yeah, I'm thinking "Whole Fish" for this one.
do you have popcorn?Not on me at the moment, but if you give me 5 minutes I could nuke a bag up in the microwave, would you like some?
do you like salt or butter on your popcorn?Yes Please, what better to wash down my bacon cheeseburger and poutine?
ever had:
frog legs? - No
escargot? - No
rabbit? - Yes - Not too bad
Duck? - Yes - Not too bad
miso Soup? - Yes - this is actually quite good
French Onion soup? - Yes - This is a god among foods
fried green beans? - Yes - although I prefer the "Four Season Beans" at the asian place down the street
ever eaten a worm?hell yes, gummy worms are yummy.
have you ever eaten turtle?No, no I have not, isn't that illegal?
how do 5 and 5 make 12?Hmm, the first five get sniped walking around on sentry duty, the next five get sniped going to help the first five, and the last two are the sniper and the spotter who get taken out when the sergeant figures out whats happening and calls in an air strike. 12 Bodies.
have you read Alice and Wonderland?Yup, and thats why I don't do drugs.
how old is Old?It depends, when I was in grade one the grade fours seemed pretty old, in middle school the high schoolers seemed pretty old. Now I'm in Uni, and the TA's seem like they've been around the block a few times. I'd say Old is your current age times 1.25.
do you believe in magic?I believe that any sufficiently advanced technology is indiscernible from magic. I believe that within my lifetime I will see things which I would currently swear to be impossible. Is that magic?
technically doesn't money actually grow on trees...?The coins are made of metal which has to be mined, and the paper contains plastic and other things to make it more durable. The ink is probably some fancy chemical too. It takes a lot more than trees to make money.
have you ever written a fanfiction?Nope, but one of my friends has, and I've had minor roles in their media-arts projects spoofing Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, and Lord of the Rings....
What is the worst fanfiction you have ever read?I generally avoid fanfiction like the plague.
what do you think of when you hear the name Bob?Generic Middle name, or someones taking a few too many liberties with my own.
Do you like Dr Suess?I've never met the guy, he writes good books though.
what is the one nightmare you remember?Hmm, you know, I don't think I've actually had a nightmare for years, I think the last one involved my missing all of my final exams, and killing a couple of my teachers in the process of committing a practical joke that didn;t turn out to actually be funny.
does mickey mouse clone his ears for the mickey mouse hats?Nah, the mickey hats are actually the scalps of all his enemies from the mouse kingdom.
what is your favorite color cotton candy?Blue. Best. Flavor. Ever.
have you seen the Broadway play CATS?Nope, I don't see many broadway plays, the only ones I can recall seeing are mamma mia in toronto, and wicked in chicago, and both of htose were on school trips.
do you have to pay taxes?Technically, yes, in reality though being a student the government winds up paying ME when all the rebates are calculated.
would you like to collect rubber duckies?Hmm, maybe, is there a secret sexy ducky cult I could join? I don't think I would do it just for the ducks.
do you have a rubber duckie?Nope, They're kinda impractical in a shower, and I haven't had a bath in years.
what kind of food do you find erotic?I don't really think of food as erotic, but if I was gonna get erotic with food I'd probably go with chocolate, or fruit, or something sweet and creamy....
do you think oysters are really and aphrodisiac?Sure, the placebo effect is a powerful thing.
Do you like short shorts?I like shot shorts. On girls. Cute Girls.
do you think the Purple people eater would eat you?It might try, but I think I could take it.
icecream and cookies are a great combo yes?
Indeed, even better with some hot chocolate sauce on them, but then isn't everything?
do you prefer to ask questions or answer them?Probably answer them. On the one hand, people generally like to talk about themselves, so of course that plays into it. On the other hand, its fun to ask questions too, but it's hard to come up with good ones, that aren't just long lists of trivial things that get sent to everyone. I like to actaully tailor one or two questions to a person, but that requires getting to know them, which is a lot of work, and usually best served by long lists of trivial questions, thus my dilemma, haha.
what is your favorite part of work?Finishing a project, or part of a project, and being all "Hell yes, that's how it's DONE!"
what is your favorite recipe?San Francisco Chops, pork chops with this vaguely soy-sauce based marinade, on these awesome noodles.
would you like to eat a Popsicle right now?Nah, its a little chilly.
do you like raisins?Raisins are delicious, especially in curry.
what is the weirdest thing you've heard lately?The pipes make some odd noises from time to time, abrupt changes in water temperature and pressure can result in an air bubble that sounds like comeone screaming bloody murder for several minutes. I think my house might be haunted... awesome
are you trusting of others?Yeah, but i'm working on my "cynical world weary" stereotype, it shoudl be done in a few years.
what is your personal space boundary?If people are actually touching me any part of me other than my hands, they're too close. Unless they're a cute girl, in which case we can negotiate.
do you like ducks?In as much as I like all other small aquatic birds? Sure.
what thought enters your head at the words "klingon love poetry"?The mating rituals of trekkies are best left un-discovered....
do you have a vegetable garden at home?Used to, then we moved, now between the rabbits, birds, and occasional deer it's not really doable.
what is your favorite kind of hot tea?Chai tea is pretty good, but mostly I just fill it with mil and honey, not much of a tea person. More of a hot-milk and honey person, haha.
what is your favorite kind of iced tea?Blueberry tea. Amaretto, Grand Marnier, Earl Gray, tastes just like blueberries, you don't even know it was alchoholic until you can't get up from the couch.
have you ever been to or thrown a tea party?No, dudes don't let dudes throw tea parties.
do you think throwing a long island iced tea party is a good idea?hehe, sure, the real question is do you tell the guests that's what it is?