internet memes  are so tacky! WINNER!
Drag Queens. can be classy it's very rare to find a classy one but birdcage says it all.
fake plastic overly huge jewelry   too obvious 
commercial rappers tacky but not tacky enough
paint not yet completely dry
or glue not set ....that would be an interesting win but sadly nope.
(am I allowed to guesses) nope only one guess per a round 
Lawn gnomes. these are cute.