I am of German and Scottish descent. I'm still growing, six feet tall, and 240, mostly muscle. (Okay, I'm kinda fat, but I can still kick total ass) I live in America, and if the offspring of Master Chief and Samus Aran screwed Chuck Norris, I would still kick their ass. Did I mention I'm also sort of a nerd? So I'm a smart badass. I COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm accepting applications for the rank of General, currently...