Author Topic: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS  (Read 84674 times)

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #180 on: February 07, 2010, 07:34:17 pm »
WATCH IT PUSSY! WE HAD BAD ASS CHRIST KICKING SOME UGLY OLYMPIAN ARSE JUST BEFORE, OR WERE YOU TOO BUSY PICKING THE CRUST OFF YOUR PUSSY BLT SANDWICH INSTEAD OF CHOMPING INTO A MANWHICH FULL OF KNIVES TO NOTICE?!!!!!

NOW SHUT THE HELL UP UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING BADASS TO SAY OR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #181 on: February 07, 2010, 07:35:18 pm »
wups ninja'd...charles said it betteR!!!!!

I find your post to be rather un-badass!

Badass Jesus wasn't badass enough, for Christ's sake?  God I mean he's trying!!!  Young people these days are heard to reach!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #182 on: February 07, 2010, 07:51:32 pm »
DAMMIT UIS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH THOSE WOOSIE LOWER CASE LETTERS!!!!  YOU WANNA POST HERE THEN EVEN YOUR WORDS HAVE TO LOOK BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF I SEE YOU POST LIKE THAT AGAIN I'LL BEAT YOUR PUSSY POST INTO THE WALL WITH A SNICKERS BAR!!!



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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #183 on: February 07, 2010, 08:55:14 pm »
YEAH I CAN'T OUT-BADASS THAT, SORRY!!!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #184 on: February 07, 2010, 09:48:22 pm »
Charles, all I have to say is:






Now if you'll excuse me, I have to continue reading FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #185 on: February 07, 2010, 10:34:30 pm »
ARE THOSE LOWER-CASE LETTERS WITH NO BOLDING AGAIN!

AND WHO'S THAT UGLY MOFO WITH THE HALF ASSED HOLD ON "THE GLOW" TRYING TO SCARE.

I SET BRUCE LEROY ON HIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BADASSERY!!!!!!!!!!


CLAN OF THE CATS IS MAKING A COMEBACK! JUNE 8th.  BE THERE!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #186 on: February 08, 2010, 12:10:05 am »

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #187 on: February 08, 2010, 03:08:12 am »
YOU WANT BADASS WELL I GIVE YOU SPECIAL AGENT LEROY JETHRO GIBBS!
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #188 on: February 08, 2010, 09:44:34 am »
ARE THOSE LOWER-CASE LETTERS WITH NO BOLDING AGAIN!

AND WHO'S THAT UGLY MOFO WITH THE HALF ASSED HOLD ON "THE GLOW" TRYING TO SCARE.

I SET BRUCE LEROY ON HIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BADASSERY!!!!!!!!!!



A real man doesn't need to compensate with flashy fonts. He only needs the words he writes down.

YOU WANT BADASS WELL I GIVE YOU SPECIAL AGENT LEROY JETHRO GIBBS!



*puts on sunglasses*
YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #189 on: February 08, 2010, 03:36:52 pm »
He's way more badass then that Horatio Caine fag* on CSI Miami. What a douchebag.






*n-word privileges people, look it up.   :-\
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NWordPrivileges
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #190 on: February 08, 2010, 03:56:02 pm »
He's way more badass then that Horatio Caine fag* on CSI Miami. What a douchebag.






*n-word privileges people, look it up.   :-\
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NWordPrivileges


You're bi, so you can't really be considered a fag. That's like someone who looks white but their granddad was technically black using the n word like its okay.  :P

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #191 on: February 08, 2010, 09:40:43 pm »
BWAAAAHAHAHA! PROOF THAT THE OLD BASTARD I WORK UNDER IS A BADASS.  THIS IS HIS MESSAGE TO SOME GUYS WHO STUFFED UP A TAPE CHANGE ON THE WEEKEND.

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Alright you guys……

More care HAS TO BE EXERCISED when 'handling' tapes…….

This weekend - Saturday - replacement tapes were not imported in both big libraries…..!!!!!!! - Almost resulting in zillions of backup failing rest of weekend…!!!!!

Also - tapes that should have been imported on Saturday were shipped off-site Sunday - causing havoc in sorting out the mess for poor olde johnny-boy monday morning.

NOW -THAT'S IT - FROM NOW ON - THOSE PRINTED SHEETS PRINTED OUT ON THE PRINTER IN IS - WILL FROM NOW ON BE COLLECTED AND USED TO ENSURE THAT CORRECT TAPES ARE BEING ORDERED - THAT CORRECT TAPES ARE BEING IMPORTED AND THAT INCORRECT TAPES ARE NOT TAKEN OFF-SITE.

IN the future - failure to comply with this executive directive will automatically initiate court-marshalling procedures/summary shootings/bush surgery with a blunt rusty samurai sword……etc…etc…etc…..BLAH…BLAH…….
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #192 on: February 17, 2010, 10:03:19 pm »
My new proof that God exists:

ARGUMENT FROM NINJUTSU
(1) No one has ever seen God.
(2) There is no evidence that God created or influences the universe.
(3) Ninja always go unseen and leave no traces of their actions.
(4) Therefore, God is a ninja.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #193 on: February 18, 2010, 04:17:49 am »
Well I could easily look up the argument if God really does exist from HHGTTG if you want.
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #194 on: March 22, 2010, 09:53:36 pm »
ONE DAY I SHALL DEVOUR THE WORLD.

Much like this:


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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #195 on: April 19, 2010, 08:09:53 pm »
most epic photo ever, thanks to Eyjafjallajökull, the norse jotunn of legend:



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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #196 on: April 20, 2010, 01:53:37 am »
NICE!!!  8)
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #197 on: April 20, 2010, 11:14:20 am »
EPIC!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #198 on: April 25, 2010, 06:43:39 pm »
What they said, nice and epic and so forth.

But because it hasn't been mentioned yet to my knowledge, something that's really badass is POWERTHIRST.
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #199 on: April 26, 2010, 02:10:03 pm »
Here you go saw this on another forum.
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #200 on: April 26, 2010, 02:22:29 pm »
I got pointed to that earlier. XD Epic in itself, that card.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #201 on: April 28, 2010, 11:39:53 am »
OK HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A BADASS CRUISE!!

  http://www.deluxevoyages.com/Fun/pirates.htm
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #202 on: April 29, 2010, 08:52:07 am »
Well, I know I'll want to get me a quad 40mm Bofors L70 before hitting that cruise ;D

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #203 on: April 29, 2010, 08:57:35 am »
Errrrrr Emp that was scary cos I said the same thing about using a Bofors 40mm when I saw that in another forum I visit  :o (also added using the mighty 25 Pounder arty peice)
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #204 on: April 29, 2010, 09:01:02 am »
Well, you know what the wise men say odd, great minds think alike ;)

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #205 on: April 29, 2010, 12:11:39 pm »
omg that is frking awesome...

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #206 on: May 05, 2010, 05:42:48 pm »
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #207 on: June 03, 2010, 03:01:06 pm »

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #208 on: June 03, 2010, 05:57:04 pm »
That gives me a photoshop idea...

Also, props to a company making drinks packaged to look like WoW potions.

I kinda want some now! I'm not a fan of WoW or anything but the idea is just...too awesome-sounding.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2010, 05:59:31 pm by CrystalDragonSpaceMarine »

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #209 on: June 04, 2010, 07:50:05 pm »


<font color=red><font size=36>CHUCK NORRIS IS THE DEFINITION OF BADASS, NOW WHERE ARE DEM CAPS!!!!</font>