Author Topic: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS  (Read 96377 times)

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #90 on: November 08, 2009, 06:25:21 pm »
Wait.




Wait.




















Wait.


What the FUCK is poop doing in my badass thread? The least you could do is have it be a monkey flinging it at people. That's at least flippant, which is the redheaded stepnephew of badass.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2009, 02:45:51 am »
CDSM, YOU BETTER GIVE ME THOSE 200 POINTS BACK OR ELSE I SHALL PUT YOUR EARS ON TOP OF MY SPICY SANDWICHES AND THEN I SHALL EAT THE SPICY SANDWICHES WITH YOUR EARS ON TOP LIKE A MAN
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #92 on: November 09, 2009, 02:57:45 am »
You better do it CDSM, she might set freya on you and that is one tough dog, just heard that Freya did ALL 283 Munro's (Hills/mountiains in Scotland over 3000ft) in one day and did the Black Cullins ridge on the Isle of Skye in under an hour!!  :'( :'( an
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #93 on: November 09, 2009, 03:38:25 am »
You better do it CDSM, she might set freya on you and that is one tough dog, just heard that Freya did ALL 283 Munro's (Hills/mountiains in Scotland over 3000ft) in one day and did the Black Cullins ridge on the Isle of Skye in under an hour!!  :'( :'( an
I heard that the Tungska event was actually just because she had a fight with a pack of bears, but was too lazy to fight them one on one.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #94 on: November 11, 2009, 11:19:29 pm »
I WAS BORN WHEN MY FATHER, THE WIND, IMPREGNATED MY MOTHER,A STORM CLOUD. WHILE A FETUS I WAS AS A LIGHTNING BOLT SHAPED, AND WAS STRUCK UPON A MOUNTAINTOP, THERE LAY I NAKED IN THE CHILL TO BE RAISED BY THE STONES AND GLACIERS OF THE MOUNTAIN ITSELF.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #95 on: November 12, 2009, 05:13:52 pm »
Sounds like a really sucky childhood.
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #96 on: November 12, 2009, 07:13:11 pm »
Sounds like a really sucky childhood.

I prefer the term proto-manhood.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #97 on: November 13, 2009, 12:18:35 am »
My nickname is from a war film  ;D and the nut has three Sherman tanks all ready togo
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #98 on: November 22, 2009, 07:23:33 pm »
I've decided I'm just going to start being myself.

I'm not going to be afraid to be who I am, to like what I like, or whatever anymore. It's turned me into the quiet guy, and that's not who I want to be anymore.

I confess...I am so much cooler on the internet. And I want to take who I am there...and make it my real life self.

Maybe people will notice the change, and it'll get them thinking about me more.

I just know...if I'm ever going to get the girl, I have to be myself more.
No more hiding, no more pretending. And if everyone hates me for it, then so be it.

Today I served almost 150 disgruntled moviegoers pretty much by myself (the projectionist was there too, but he had to thread movies as well so he always couldn't help me the whole time) since we were so understaffed.

It taught me something. These disgruntled customers are not worth what I could spit.
So screw them.

You hear me world? CDSM will take precisely none of your shit.
It's time to sack up.
Who's with me!?!!?

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #99 on: November 22, 2009, 09:34:21 pm »
Rock out! (also, the yin avatar is awesome)

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #100 on: November 22, 2009, 09:39:53 pm »
Rock out! (also, the yin avatar is awesome)

It's a perfect fit for me, don't you think?

but yeah, I realized I was wrapping up way too much of my happiness in other people, and not enough in...shit that I like

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #101 on: November 23, 2009, 03:57:05 pm »
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D
Hi.
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #102 on: November 23, 2009, 04:10:47 pm »
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D

I have infinite badass points, so no worries.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #103 on: November 23, 2009, 05:12:58 pm »
but only a finite number of monkeys.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #104 on: November 23, 2009, 05:15:07 pm »
but only a finite number of monkeys.

And with enough monkeys, you can do pretty much anything.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #105 on: November 23, 2009, 05:51:15 pm »
especialy if they are throwing shit at folk
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #106 on: November 24, 2009, 06:40:40 pm »
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D

We're definitely going in circles now.
Hi.
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #107 on: November 25, 2009, 08:12:37 am »
if we are can we turn around and go anti-clockwise now? I'm starting to get dizzy  :-\
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #108 on: November 25, 2009, 10:35:58 am »
If you're going to BOG DOWN this thread with USELESS TOPICS then I ask that you occasionally at least EMPHASIZE your words.

Else may you die a thousand cowardly deaths of sickness, old age, obesity, choking on pretzels, and having heart attacks from oversexing.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #109 on: November 25, 2009, 06:34:33 pm »
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D
I BELIEVE his PREVIOUS TOTAL was -4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rgh

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #110 on: November 25, 2009, 06:42:08 pm »

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #111 on: November 25, 2009, 08:21:26 pm »
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D
I BELIEVE his PREVIOUS TOTAL was -4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rgh


Your beliefs are sadly mistaken. NOW DIE!!!!!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #112 on: November 25, 2009, 09:19:35 pm »


because yoda is epic
« Last Edit: November 25, 2009, 09:28:44 pm by shadowfire »

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #113 on: November 25, 2009, 10:01:18 pm »
Suggestive images are NOT badass.

Your last image makes up for it, however.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #114 on: November 25, 2009, 10:09:16 pm »
How about just about everyone in the comic Kick-Ass - the Title character is a High-school kid with no powers, training or really anything but a pair of escrima sticks who becomes a costumed hero. Or hit-girl, trained by her father for the job, wielding A staff with a sword on either end.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #115 on: November 26, 2009, 12:05:07 am »
How about just about everyone in the comic Kick-Ass - the Title character is a High-school kid with no powers, training or really anything but a pair of escrima sticks who becomes a costumed hero. Or hit-girl, trained by her father for the job, wielding A staff with a sword on either end.

A title character of a comic titled Kick-Ass? interesting.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #116 on: November 30, 2009, 03:42:03 am »
If you're going to BOG DOWN this thread with USELESS TOPICS then I ask that you occasionally at least EMPHASIZE your words.

Else may you die a thousand cowardly deaths of sickness, old age, obesity, choking on pretzels, and having heart attacks from oversexing.

DAM YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! ITS YOUR EFFING FAULT I HAVE HAD A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS AND SPEND A WEEK OF ANNUAL LEAVE IN BED INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET A PHYSIOTHERAPIST!!!!!! YOU CURSED ME!!!  AND I TRIED TO HELP YOU AS WELL!!!!
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #117 on: November 30, 2009, 11:45:26 am »
A REAL MAN IS NOT MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS, BUT BY THE SIZE OF HIS HEART!!!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #118 on: November 30, 2009, 12:40:12 pm »
A REAL MAN IS NOT MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS, BUT BY THE SIZE OF HIS HEART!!!

Quick, let's bust out the ultrasound machines and fucking compare.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #119 on: November 30, 2009, 12:57:02 pm »
A REAL MAN IS NOT MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS, BUT BY THE SIZE OF HIS HEART!!!

Quick, let's bust out the ultrasound machines and fucking compare.

My heart cannot be measured by any human apparatus?

Would you like to see my heart? Then look at the skies. Look at seas! Look at the faces of every crying child...every oppressed innocent...every broken damsel...there is where you shall see the measure of a man's heart!