I bring thee a message:
I WILL SMASH THROUGH THE SKIES AND SMITE THE GODS BACK TO THE EVER BOILING BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE SO THAT BLOOD AND BONE OF STRENGTH THAT RESIDES IN MY SOUL WILL FOREVER BURN IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THOSE THAT FOLLOW AFTER ME FUELING MY HATRED WITH THE FURY OF HEAVEN UNTIL IT CONSUMES THE STARS AND THEN UNTO A MILLION SOLDIERS WILL COME CRASHING DOWN AS MY FIST LIT FROM THE EMBERS OF A DYING GALAXY ENTWINED IN THE SPIDERWEB OF ETERNITY SHACKLED TO THE WHEEL OF TIME AS IT CRUSHES THE WEAK AND TURNS TO THAT MOMENT OF PAIN AND POWER THAT MAKES THE EARTH SHAKE AND THE RING CRACKLE UNTIL MY SPIRIT EXPLODES INTO A BILLION RAZOR-SHARP FRAGMENTS CUTTING THE WORLD AND SHREDDING YOUR SANITY WITH CRUEL AND UNUSUAL LITANIES OF A THOUSAND ANGELS SPIRALING ACROSS THE HORIZONS LIFTING THE SPIRITS OF EVERY FALLEN HERO THAT NEVER FLED FROM BATTLE AS THEY RISE UP TO STRIKE AT THE NECKS OF COWARDS AND TRAITORS AND LIARS AND WEAKLINGS IN A STORM OF TEARS WHILE THE SUN BURNS AND BLINDS THEM ALL AS WAS FORETOLD IN THE BOOK OF ULTIMATE RIGHTEOUSNESS AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT POWER OF THE ETERNAL WARRIOR HAS COME TO DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is the message.
RULES OF THIS THREAD
1. All your posts must be BADASS. Those who behave like pussies in this thread shall be castigated by a throng of hippos on ecstasy and crystal meth (with a side cocktail of various steroids). Survivors with be summarily kicked in the face by all present to complete their atonement.
2. YOU MUST TYPE IN
ALL CAPS (PREFERABLY IN
BOLD,
LARGE SIZES, AND
WARM COLORS) (Okay, not really, but consider it!)
3. THE MAJORITY OF YOUR SENTENCES SHOULD END IN EXCLAMATION POINTS! THE MORE THE BETTER!!!!!!! (Again, not really, but think about it!)
4. Exclamation Rule Corollary: If any ones are found after your exclamation points ((i.e. !!!!!111)), you be flogged with six foot cat-o-nine-tails made of bees, spiked chains, and the screams of dying orphans. While on fire (you, not the cat-o-nine-tails).
5. There is no rule five! Looks like you get a lucky break, YEW BASTERDS!!!
IN ORDER TO POST IN THIS THREAD, YOU MUST FIRST UNDERGO INITIATION!!!
Initiation consists of eating this:
THAT IS ALL. GO FORTH, TRUE BELIEVERS!
EXCELSIOR!LINK OF NOTE:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/READ UP ON YOUR BADASSES!!!!!!!
That all said, enjoy your foray into limitless awesome!