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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #60 on: November 04, 2009, 11:20:42 pm »
HAHA yeah, I know what it says with ease but thinking on it, there are a couple of remote ones in there *PMSL*

"Franger" *lol*
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2009, 11:45:19 pm »
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2009, 11:56:10 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2009, 11:57:46 pm »
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."

Jeez. I've been getting enough of that in Paradise Lost, thank you very much.

Heh. "Properly armour one's masculine organ".

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #64 on: November 05, 2009, 12:01:55 am »
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #65 on: November 05, 2009, 12:16:07 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

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« Reply #66 on: November 05, 2009, 12:18:40 am »
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."

Hahahaha, oh man, I can't stop giggling. Hilarity.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #67 on: November 05, 2009, 12:19:17 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Naturally, you never had to.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #68 on: November 05, 2009, 12:35:06 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #69 on: November 05, 2009, 11:18:25 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #70 on: November 05, 2009, 02:56:46 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #71 on: November 05, 2009, 07:04:24 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #72 on: November 05, 2009, 07:34:29 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #73 on: November 05, 2009, 07:42:48 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #74 on: November 05, 2009, 07:48:47 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!

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« Reply #75 on: November 05, 2009, 07:53:11 pm »
More than one you could just create your own super quote pyramid using copy paste....
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #76 on: November 06, 2009, 08:55:30 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
« Last Edit: November 06, 2009, 08:57:59 am by UmberIsSexy »

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #77 on: November 06, 2009, 09:01:11 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #78 on: November 06, 2009, 09:07:23 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #79 on: November 06, 2009, 09:15:25 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #80 on: November 06, 2009, 10:56:41 am »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #81 on: November 06, 2009, 01:04:04 pm »
ok had to reply: my eyes where starting to go on me while watching that.  :'(
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #82 on: November 06, 2009, 01:57:02 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #83 on: November 06, 2009, 02:02:34 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #84 on: November 06, 2009, 02:08:02 pm »

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


[
BWAHAHA LOLZ!

ARRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHH brain over load!!
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #85 on: November 07, 2009, 03:48:14 pm »
This had to go somewhere:
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2009, 10:13:24 am »
You know what my super-badass Russian-killing dog just did?
She pooped on the floor and then ate it.  :-\ I mean, what's the point of pooping if you're just going to shove it down there again?

I understand if she was like, fighting the winter war and starving - but I just fed her less than an hour ago!

Freya, that is nasty. No, you are not giving me any kisses today. Eesh.
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2009, 02:32:52 pm »
*puke* the Daft Collie did the same Razzly gave him some tablets to stop him from doing it, never got to understand why he did it.  :-\
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2009, 03:42:11 pm »
You know what my super-badass Russian-killing dog just did?
She pooped on the floor and then ate it.  :-\ I mean, what's the point of pooping if you're just going to shove it down there again?

I understand if she was like, fighting the winter war and starving - but I just fed her less than an hour ago!

Freya, that is nasty. No, you are not giving me any kisses today. Eesh.


Yeah, some dogs just do it. There are some theories, but none are really conclusive since not all of them do it...some might do it out of instinct. Or maybe to hide that she did it on the floor, if you've been training her not to.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2009, 06:21:37 pm »
My brother had a fish that did that once.
It kept pooping out a piece of poop, eating it, and then pooping again. And eating it again. Like ten times. o_O
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...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.