Author Topic: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS  (Read 62000 times)

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2009, 02:14:20 pm »
I would go just because I have not been there yet.........and see those blue eyes  :'(
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2009, 02:16:04 pm »
She's a cutie, to be sure. Did I mention she's got a really sexy mouth?
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2009, 02:29:48 pm »
Oh yeah, my plushie panda has the sexiest mouth ever! Ahem.
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2009, 03:33:41 pm »
Churba: That's a shame! ...But then again, that means, that if I ever get to go on a date with you, I get to keep my bag of sweets (salmiak) to myself. :] Ohh goodness, now I'm craving it. The salmiak, I mean. Not you.
...No, that came out wrong...



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Finland isn't a very well known country... But I'm proud of most things we're known for? You know... Like the salty liquorice that I love?

Finland also has this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hayha.html.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2009, 02:02:45 am »
Hey, it's Häyhä! :D
Yes, he was pretty badass.

BUT I will tell you who is more badass! It is ODDBALL  who heroically saved my life by sending me a playstation 2-controller! All bow to Oddball!
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2009, 05:03:29 am »
*bows to Oddball*

as if I needed a reason!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2009, 05:14:36 am »
Aww shucks Razzly you've embarrassed me now *blushes*   :-[ :-[
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2009, 05:31:54 am »
um Odd?  This is the thread of ULTIMATE BADASS?  Remember?

You should be kicking me in the face while I'm down or sending Razzly 10,000 game controllers or something.  Or punching bears, that would be ok too.  Or having tea parties with bears that you trained to sit down and drink tea.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2009, 05:56:54 am »
Oh aye forgot about that Umber what was I thinking, I delivered Razzly's control pad by Royal Navy landing craft crewed by friends I have in the Royal Marines and done a mini amphibous beach assault on the Finnish shore line drove up the the beach in a Scimitar light recon tank and asked a civvie where the cutest panda lived. hows that?
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2009, 06:50:07 am »
He totally did that!

And I'm going to have BADASS pizza today! Mmm <3
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2009, 07:15:41 am »
I WRESTLE GRIZZLIES IN THE MORNING AND POLAR BEARS AT NIGHT!  AND THEN I SWIM NEKKID WITH SAID POLAR BEARS IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN!  AND I LIKE IT!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2009, 10:04:07 am »
Are trombones badass?
I reluctantly don't think so either... :(

Woah, the hell was I thinking?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Trombone

I'm so fuckin badass now, gimmie that fuckin manwich bitch!
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2009, 10:09:19 am »
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article5652586.ab

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2009, 12:57:24 pm »
I LIVE IN A FAMILY OF CRAZY PEOPLE!!! taken from another thread, One day an old work mate of mine came round to pick up a car radio, my dad answered the door in a white pair of overalls covered in blood and holding his big butcher's hacksaw, later as we went past the kitchen we saw my dad hacking away at a  BIG lump of meat (it was a deer carcass) on the kitchen table...............my friend never came back after that. 
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2009, 04:15:21 pm »
I'm a ninja.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2009, 04:18:21 pm »
I'm flabby, hairy, white, depressed and perverse.
Wait, how pathetic do you have to be before it crosses the line twice and becomes badass?  :P
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2009, 08:19:29 pm »
I'm flabby, hairy, white, depressed and perverse.
Wait, how pathetic do you have to be before it crosses the line twice and becomes badass?  :P

When you learn that this is the internet. Just lie.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2009, 11:21:20 pm »
Maybe my honesty is badass? :-\
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2009, 10:29:47 am »
http://www.warseer.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=67033&d=1250436949

There, in the middle, 1000% BADASS (only way to trumph it would be a full scale fully operational copy, complete with demonically posessed AI and crew)

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2009, 10:44:50 am »
Maybe my honesty is badass? :-\

A REAL MAN DOESN'T NEED LIES TO COVER FOR HIS INADEQUACIES!


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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2009, 10:47:37 am »
Thank you!
What you said!  :P
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2009, 09:31:12 pm »
THIS SHIT NEEDED TO COME BACK HOMIES. AND I BROUGHT GOD DAMN COURAGE WOLF AND BRIAN BLESSED WITH ME TO GUEST STAR.







WHOA! YOU SEEM ANGRY!






YOU DARE OFFEND ME! NOW I SHALL DRESS UP FOR BATTLE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!







WHAT THE FUCK CUT IT OUT YOU GUYS THIS R SRIS THREAD!!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #52 on: November 04, 2009, 12:01:57 am »
YAY!!! BRIAN BLESSED!!  ;D ;D
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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #53 on: November 04, 2009, 08:19:16 pm »
Blastdad is awesome.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #54 on: November 04, 2009, 10:38:16 pm »
Blastdad is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #55 on: November 04, 2009, 10:48:01 pm »
hell yeah, sparkly gif time! XD

Now all we need is some dancing hamster gifs.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #56 on: November 04, 2009, 11:00:20 pm »

CLAN OF THE CATS IS MAKING A COMEBACK! JUNE 8th.  BE THERE!

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #57 on: November 04, 2009, 11:05:09 pm »
Blastdad is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.

So, did you actually meet a girl, or just use it to get the "Attaboy" break?

But yeah. Hell, if God were more like Blastdad I would still be Christian.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2009, 11:08:36 pm by CrystalDragonSpaceMarine »

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #58 on: November 04, 2009, 11:16:36 pm »
Blastdad is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.
So, did you actually meet a girl, or just use it to get the "Attaboy" break?
Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

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Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2009, 11:18:22 pm »
Blastdad is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.

My god man, the Australian is thick in this one. At this rate, we'll need to bust out google translate.