I've been thinking lately that I need a solid way to make money, and a thought struck me.
Start a cult!
It's tough to get followers though, usually those things are so small scale. But! What if the cultists were already there, merely waiting for their fervor to be harnessed?
That's why I think it'd be a good idea to start a religion that worships Michael Jackson. Yep, that's right. The Church of Michael. Jacko Christ died for your sins, and all that.
I could say how his ghost appeared to me before ascending to the great big Neverland in the sky. I bet we could get tons of people who are looking for spiritual guidance and a big fat pocket to put their money in.
So who's with me!?