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Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:14:22 pm »
I've been thinking lately that I need a solid way to make money, and a thought struck me.

Start a cult!

It's tough to get followers though, usually those things are so small scale. But! What if the cultists were already there, merely waiting for their fervor to be harnessed?

That's why I think it'd be a good idea to start a religion that worships Michael Jackson. Yep, that's right. The Church of Michael. Jacko Christ died for your sins, and all that.

I could say how his ghost appeared to me before ascending to the great big Neverland in the sky. I bet we could get tons of people who are looking for spiritual guidance and a big fat pocket to put their money in.

So who's with me!?

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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 09:19:09 pm »
HA!

I wonder how many people already thought of/ are trying to do this already.
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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2009, 12:08:02 am »
Thought we all ready had a cult started in here?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2009, 12:10:54 am »
it does seem to work if you can get it going, just look at scientology xP

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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2009, 12:11:36 am »
Thought we all ready had a cult started in here?

No, though we have talked about about starting one.
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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2009, 06:16:54 am »
you're all already in my cult. now get back to the salt mines.

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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 09:48:55 am »
Sorry LK I cant got a sick note from my doctor.
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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 03:18:34 pm »
Sorry, already in a very time-consuming cult.
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 03:35:06 pm »
HERETIC!
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Re: Money Making Venture: Partners Needed!
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 05:21:30 pm »
I'm in!

Seriously, is there any other cult who could lay claim to more awesome hymns?

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