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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2009, 01:50:40 am »
"Were are we going? This sure doesnt't look like a dance hall...

"Hey, sailor! Want a date?"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2009, 02:01:34 am »
*Heard this yesterday while on the dive boat*

*Forth Coastguard, Forth Coastguard this is the Yaght Peak FLow"

*the story is that Forth Coastguard put out an all stations call out to help them rescue som folks who got stranded and heard this guy speaking in a dead posh English accent. as soon as we heard that we took the piss out of him*
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2009, 09:55:42 am »
Could I see your ID?

(Sometimes man, sometimes... >:( )
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2009, 10:18:12 am »
*Guess what i always wanted to tell you....*
*Did i tell you about....*

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2009, 10:45:28 am »
"Have you seen this?"

"Look what I can do"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2009, 05:59:35 pm »
"ahhhh!"
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2009, 09:33:57 am »
"And you are sitting on it right now"

"There is some thing under my foot"

"oh look an Eagle"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2009, 04:41:20 pm »
"I'm sure it's just the wind"

"she seems nice enough"

"hey little fella"

"... of course I don't believe in ghost"

"what are you scared of?"

"hay ma' look what I can do"

"Oh that' makes more sense"

"you guys smell something?"

"well at least we're all okay"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2009, 05:01:04 pm »
"Wow, this soup/tea/wine is delicious!"

"That's it, I'm never talking to you again!"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2009, 05:08:03 pm »
"my stomach kinda hurts"

"can i try it on?"

"a double blind air bag test you say?"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2009, 06:38:42 pm »
"Wow, hard to believe that after 30 years I'm finally retiring tomorrow."

"Sure it's sturdy.  Look I can jump on it and it doesn't break."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2009, 06:46:15 pm »
"What's that smell? Oh, probably nothing."

"I have to admit, you're not the kind of guy I usually go out with..."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2009, 06:30:29 am »
"We made it you bastards we made it!!"
"We are almost out I can see a light up ahead"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2009, 06:41:13 am »
"This is easy"
"This is going well"

"Stand back, I know what I'm doing, I've seen them do this on TV 100s of times"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2009, 06:46:27 am »
"Let's hitch a lift from this bloke"

"are you going my way?"

"dont worry he is completely harmless"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2009, 08:01:10 am »
"I'm INVINCIBLE!"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2009, 03:35:34 pm »
"Oh yeah, oh yeah...i'm coming!!!!"
"Oh yes please touch me there"
"Oh yes, kiss me here"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2009, 07:19:06 pm »
"If you say so..."

"that never happens in real life"

"what are ya' chicken?"

"looks like a shortcut"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2009, 07:35:34 pm »
Anyone remember the Kohler commercial with the old dying woman who mentions all the places she's been and stuff she's done, making the point that "I've seen and done everything", only to have the last thing she sees be the young woman enjoying her Kohler bathtub through the window across the street, and her last words be "Damn!" ...?
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2009, 08:02:53 pm »
"Oh ...my ...Gawd!"
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2009, 10:14:20 pm »
"Hmm... this seafood looks a little sketchy... oh, well."

"I'll take what's behind door number 1!"

"I'll tell you when I've had enough."

"Of course it's not loaded!"

"Need a lift?"

"It's perfectly safe. That stuff only happens in the movies."

"Of course I'm safe to drive."


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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2009, 12:05:24 am »
"It's only a model"

"Yes I'm sure"

"pull me up pull me up"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2009, 03:21:59 pm »
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
We seem to have forgotten the most epic fail last words of all:

Quote from: Kindred
"I REFUSE TO DIE!"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2009, 02:44:23 am »
"Awww aint she/he cute"

"Have you started yet?"

"is it in yet?"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2009, 11:21:18 am »
"Really?"
"goodnight"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2009, 09:40:48 am »
"Dont wrorry we are unsinkable"

"dont worry its one of ours"

"I'll be fine wont I?"

"Just tell me that I'll get out of here alive"

"Dont worry you will make it out"

"You are going to be just fine"

"they have first class doctors working here"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2009, 09:50:46 am »
"Okay, so what's the bad news?

"Oh don't be a baby."

"It's just an after dinner mint."
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2009, 09:51:40 am »
"Just a little waffer thin mint"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2009, 03:33:47 pm »
"it's just a minor surgery isn't it?"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2009, 07:20:19 pm »
"The Black Knight always triumphs! ...I'm invincible!!"

"You yellow bastards... Come back here and get what's comin' to ya!"
Hi.
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...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.