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Famous Last Words
« on: August 07, 2009, 02:16:51 pm »
Was watching one of those "world's wildest videos" shows the other day and this popped into my head.

Things you don't want as your last words.

"Hey, watch this!"

"Betcha I can."

"You're a big one, ain'tchya?"

"Here, hold my beer."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 02:22:13 pm »

"O.K., folks, stand back!"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 02:25:26 pm »
"I'll be right back"

"I have a good Idea"

"Do you hear that?"
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 02:29:12 pm »
"Nah, It's just firecrackers"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 02:33:34 pm »
"what happens if I press this?"

"I'll climb the tree to get the model plane down"

"are you sure it is tied the right way round?"

"did you work this out?"
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 03:33:31 pm »
"What could possibly go wrong?

"Sure it's safe."

"I wonder what happens when I mix these..."
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 05:27:06 pm »
"I can jump that, no problem."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 05:59:41 pm »
"They can't possibly hit us at this range."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 06:11:26 pm »
"Oooh pretty!"
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 06:23:18 pm »
"This tastes funny."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 06:24:17 pm »
i bet you I can!
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let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 06:24:46 pm »
"OK, now hit the gas."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 07:26:52 pm »
"Eat me"
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2009, 07:29:42 pm »
"Nothing can stop me"

'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2009, 07:31:01 pm »
"what do you mean I'm in for it now?"
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2009, 09:49:02 pm »
"I hate you."


"what?"
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 03:21:33 am »
"Let's go down here"

"Dont worry I know where we are"

"This is a short cut"

What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 03:30:26 am »
There are some pretty amusing ones here:
http://emacbeth.home.mindspring.com/Quotes/lastwords.html

"We're in luck! The dragon is sleeping"
"Here, hold this rope while I go down."
"I open the coffin...SLOWLY."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2009, 03:42:01 am »
"Hey look! A treasure chest!"
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2009, 04:53:41 am »
"You're doing it wrong! Here, let me show you..."
Just plodding along.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2009, 07:33:15 am »
I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2009, 09:15:36 am »
"No pain, no gain."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2009, 09:16:28 am »
"He's no chaos mutant, he's just piss drunk"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2009, 10:51:27 am »
"Is it meant to be making that sound?"
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2009, 10:54:32 am »
One thing that would be awsome to be your last words:
"THIS CANNOT BE?!?"

Not quite as awsome:
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
"Are you going my way?"
"You stay here, I'm going to check it out."
"What is that? OH GOD PLEASE DON'T! OH GOD! OH GOD PLEASE! OH-GOD-NO-OH-GOD-OH-GOD!"
"No matter what you hear, stay in this hiding spot. Promisis me... No matter what, you'll stay in this spot and you won't make a sound."

You could also make a whole thread about "Phrases you don't wan't to hear right before you die." Perhaps most notably: "It puts the lotion on it's skin and it does what it's told." or perhaps: "Squeel like a pig, boy." 




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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2009, 11:54:21 am »
One Imperial guardsman to another on Armageddon Prime
"Hey, don't worry about that, it's just a small squig"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2009, 08:22:30 pm »
"I'll just follow these directions from Mapquest"
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2009, 08:39:51 pm »
"trust me"
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2009, 08:57:26 pm »
"maybe this won't be so bad."
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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2009, 10:46:10 pm »
that wasn't as bad as i was told it would be.


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