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Re: Out of context
« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2009, 12:49:44 am »
"I'm going to whip it out and use it for great justice."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #61 on: October 02, 2009, 01:02:21 am »
"Just steak up behind them, stick something in their back and run away!"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2009, 02:04:33 am »
"I have a whacking stick and I whack quite a lot with it"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #63 on: October 02, 2009, 02:21:12 am »
David letterman - "I had sex with my staff!"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2009, 10:08:10 pm »
"harder than a knight's sword and sharper than a dragon's tooth"
Popples eat people for breakfast every other Thursday. if you don't know what a popple is watch out or you may get eaten!

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2009, 03:21:29 pm »
"My ass hurts, we aren't doing it for that long ever again."
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2009, 03:51:05 pm »
"My ass hurts, we aren't doing it for that long ever again."

... >.>

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2009, 03:58:30 pm »
what I was playing rock band for like 10 or 12 hours, straight, and I have a real bony ass, so even my new stool, with awesome memory foam, it still hurts after a while >.>;


... also I couldn't feel my butt either <.<;
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 04:12:50 pm by Pozf »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2009, 09:05:13 pm »
"it keeps popping off his thing"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #69 on: October 14, 2009, 01:20:26 pm »
"help me, im watching inuyasha and i can't stop"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #70 on: October 14, 2009, 01:48:26 pm »
"help me, im watching inuyasha and i can't stop"
I protest, this doesn't need context.

Also, From the radio show

""and I'm not touching what oz is asking me to touch on air...."

(Last season)"Did you see Kate winslet coming as much as I did?"

"Remember, Aural sex is always plesurable, that's a.u.r.a.l as in relating to the ear oh god I just realized that isn't actually any better"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2009, 02:17:32 pm »
[22:53:05] Razzly: white stuff in the middle
[22:53:16] Razzly: and then, a bit of berry-cream in the very middle
[22:53:18] Selan: yeah i hate that stuff..
[22:53:26] Selan: especially when it come out after licking it
[22:53:28] Pozf: the white stuff?



[23:18:50] akashayi: I don't want pop in my netherlands, really



[23:35:50] Razzly: now I want meat...


« Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 02:36:28 pm by Selan »

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2009, 03:32:11 pm »
And you'd attach two together and you'd get dildo-chucks.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 03:41:41 pm by Pozf »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2009, 11:37:35 pm »
"you have drunk too much canaries." (as requested by Smiles)
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #74 on: October 24, 2009, 11:52:53 am »
"Nine minutes is too late for insertion" (in cell biology class, regarding insertion of a membrane protein across the endoplasmic reticulum membrane)

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #75 on: November 03, 2009, 09:38:28 pm »
"It's not a clock it's a pitchfork.

And that makes no in context just so everybody knows.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #76 on: November 06, 2009, 12:38:20 am »
"It came in my laptop!"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #77 on: November 07, 2009, 11:37:12 am »
wait for your bird to catch fire and then throw it at people!
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #78 on: November 09, 2009, 09:56:39 pm »
I'm being Rick rolled in my mind but i don't know the words to the song.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #79 on: November 09, 2009, 11:17:25 pm »
Its molesting my tongue!

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #80 on: November 10, 2009, 07:04:51 pm »
"We did it the same way but my u is half as big."

"You is me."
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #81 on: November 10, 2009, 10:58:44 pm »
why'd you have to break down the door? it wasn't locked and i just had it painted!
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #82 on: November 14, 2009, 10:53:20 am »
"It's not okay to poke teachers, but it's okay to poke students."  (in a news story about one kid stabbing another kid in the leg with a pencil)

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #83 on: November 29, 2009, 12:10:44 am »
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #84 on: November 29, 2009, 08:27:35 am »
"The Milennium Falcon isn't from Star Wars, it's from Star Trek!"
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #85 on: November 29, 2009, 11:33:15 pm »
i was just about to turn around to do that   beautiful princess.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #86 on: November 30, 2009, 09:27:42 pm »
"So I can shove my stuff in there and it's totally ok?"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #87 on: December 02, 2009, 04:37:48 pm »
"Orgasm... GO!"

*throws arms out like a DBZ move*

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #88 on: December 04, 2009, 08:05:37 pm »
magic elves made him dissapear to the land of magic corn people
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #89 on: December 06, 2009, 11:50:07 am »
"The chicken on the stove tells me you're having chicken for dinner."

"Yeah, it's diction great"
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