Author Topic: Out of context  (Read 36866 times)

akashayi

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Out of context
« on: July 16, 2009, 09:29:16 pm »
This thread is for posting things you hear, out of their original context. Could be stuff from this forum, but stuff from your daily lives would be great!

-"I prefer to always have both hands free to keep a good grip on my weapon"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 12:01:59 am »
" NO! My Balls! Why do you keep knocking my balls out!"
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 12:17:07 am »
"Would you like to eat my salty white nuts?" *offers a jar of salted macadamia nuts*
CLAN OF THE CATS IS MAKING A COMEBACK! JUNE 8th.  BE THERE!

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 07:28:16 pm »
" The only possible way that happened is if the game wanted me to lose."
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 09:34:35 pm »
"I need my vicarious smoochies"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 05:06:38 pm »
Blowing off a O ring
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2009, 09:59:06 pm »
"I'm going charge the gates of heaven, with a fork, screaming ' TA IS NOT A WORD!' "
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2009, 03:22:48 pm »
"I'm no good with the entire chew and swallow thing."
Just plodding along.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2009, 05:25:29 pm »
"so I guess there isn't going to be any head to head action"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2009, 01:28:55 am »
"If it has toes it's not a penis" ~Mr. Grey
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2009, 04:48:24 pm »
"there's sill some pain and Now it hurts when ever i am walking..."

"its nice but, then you have to watch for shit"

-_-; the occasional first things i hear from people I know when i get to school
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 04:56:21 pm »
"Wow, this thing is super-extendable!"

(This was quickly followed by "that's what she said.")
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 05:10:21 pm »
"sorry it got really hard all of a sudden"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2009, 11:27:44 pm »
"i need two bone ins and a ten oz butt."

(one of the waitresses at work  putting in an order for three steaks.)
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 10:25:46 pm by Sister Aluicious »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2009, 08:29:42 am »
Playing Settlers of Catan -
"I got wood for sheep"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2009, 05:34:59 pm »
Is that Uranus?

Reply: No Your Anus is not visible to the naked eye.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 06:23:31 pm »
"G as in Jello"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2009, 06:53:46 pm »
Is that Uranus?

Reply: No Your Anus is not visible to the naked eye.
Well, until you've been to prison, in which case the trick is to tuck it into your sock.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 08:23:24 pm »
"sparkley zombies!"


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« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 10:32:26 pm by Smiles »
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2009, 07:12:04 pm »
"Yogurt is not a murder weapon."
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2009, 07:37:18 pm »
"Yogurt is not a murder weapon."
Only if you're not creative enough.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2009, 07:39:55 pm »
oh I totally agree, I could turn yogurt into a murder weapon easy. I just thought the quote was hilarious.
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2009, 12:03:35 am »
"Aye and dont know how long I'll last before falling asleep " >.>

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2009, 12:11:01 am »
^ that looks familiar some how :-\
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2009, 12:11:54 am »
hehe, it's so much more amusing out of context.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2009, 12:12:56 am »
 :-\
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 03:27:33 am »
"You might be typing too fast. We're not able to locate the page that you requested. Please check the address and try again. If you're looking for an area on aim.com, browse the site map below or go to our home page."

Seriously aim mail?
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2009, 11:19:29 pm »
it's all about aim
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2009, 07:16:57 pm »
It's all in the wrist

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2009, 10:50:28 pm »
he had this great big thingy
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