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Re: Out of context
« Reply #90 on: December 06, 2009, 10:10:19 pm »
person A: "Can you reach it?
person B:"Not without stretching in an uncomfortable way."
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #91 on: December 06, 2009, 10:33:35 pm »
walking by an office door i heard "and take your shoe too, my ass hurts" o_O
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #92 on: December 07, 2009, 11:26:01 am »

You realize she's been naughty, and paddle her for 37 (+15) (+1) damage.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #93 on: December 08, 2009, 09:35:21 am »
"next I shall be whipping out my organ" as heard on the Paul O' Grady show
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #94 on: December 08, 2009, 12:20:28 pm »
possums have aids! ???
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #95 on: December 08, 2009, 04:52:24 pm »
i want your knowledge inside me

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #96 on: December 08, 2009, 09:13:33 pm »
Your equipment makes your pay so take care of it.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #97 on: December 09, 2009, 01:29:19 pm »
She winks at you while she sensually rubs ointment on the bruise you just gave her. I won't say where.

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Anyway, naked means you ain't got no clothes on. Nekkid means you ain't got no clothes on, and you're up to no good.

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This sorority girl was on her way to a costume party, and she was, like, dressed as a naughty nurse? Because, like, the sexy stewardess, the sexy pirate, the sexy referee, the sexy rollerskater, the sexy plumber, the sexy train conductor, the sexy papergirl, the sexy carpenter, the sexy auto mechanic, the sexy cable TV technician, the sexy taxi driver, the sexy explorer, the sexy detective, the sexy forensics examiner, the sexy judge, the sexy fast food worker, the sexy cop, the sexy Border Patrol agent, the sexy Robin Hood, the sexy persecuted witch, the sexy mental patient, the sexy teddy bear, and the sexy bee were already taken?
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #98 on: December 13, 2009, 06:17:38 pm »
I think that gave my appetite a boner

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #99 on: December 13, 2009, 06:25:47 pm »
"I like vaginas. They make sense."
"I don't think they make sense. They're like hot, magical pockets."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #100 on: December 14, 2009, 06:40:28 pm »
You know it's done when it's still bubbling after you pull it out. (fondue)
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I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #101 on: December 16, 2009, 03:13:28 pm »
It seemed way shorter than that!
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #102 on: December 16, 2009, 03:46:52 pm »
"Should I pull it out now?"  (said by a girl in my Cell Biology lab course, after an oral presentation; she was referring to a laptop cord, and yes, she realized the possible dirtiness of what she said).

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #103 on: December 16, 2009, 04:34:27 pm »
"you put your thumb in there and then you pull it up"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #104 on: December 20, 2009, 02:52:31 am »
"poking you with a stick is taking advantage of you?"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #105 on: December 20, 2009, 03:00:45 am »
"as has been proven, it can be removed with an alarming alacrity"
"it was proven?"
"yeah last night, while you were sleeping"
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #106 on: December 20, 2009, 03:31:38 am »
"when I nod my head you hit it"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #107 on: December 20, 2009, 03:51:02 am »
I never did get that kidney back.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #108 on: December 20, 2009, 10:05:01 pm »
me:"push it in Chewie"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #109 on: December 21, 2009, 03:27:42 am »
I felt that
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #110 on: December 22, 2009, 08:14:37 pm »
"i haven't had this much fun on top since high school!"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #111 on: December 23, 2009, 11:10:49 am »
"I'm just happy I'm beating Kelly."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #112 on: December 23, 2009, 08:22:20 pm »
"What are you gonna do about it?"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #113 on: December 24, 2009, 10:43:55 am »
"She likes it if i put my finger in there''

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #114 on: December 25, 2009, 10:32:08 am »
"Wow, I didn't think your voice went that high..."
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #115 on: December 25, 2009, 01:44:36 pm »
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"I want some of kashi's frosting"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #116 on: December 30, 2009, 06:58:07 pm »
"This be ... the shiniest balls I've ever seen!"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #117 on: December 30, 2009, 07:40:21 pm »
My Grandmother:  "I got one of those vibrators and me and your Grandad have been using it every day.  Its leaving our bodies all tingly"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #118 on: December 31, 2009, 08:40:14 am »
My Grandmother:  "I got one of those vibrators and me and your Grandad have been using it every day.  Its leaving our bodies all tingly"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #119 on: January 01, 2010, 12:16:11 am »
"I had my hands in the right place and everything"