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Re: Out of context
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2009, 02:14:07 pm »
"I can come in any trousers I want"
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2009, 10:35:49 pm »
your t-shirt is really nommy tonight
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2009, 01:51:25 pm »
they banned cat ears because they were "demeaning" thats like banning nike because its demeaning to children
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2009, 02:22:03 pm »
"You've been fingered a fair bit by the Daily Telegraph"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2009, 10:44:40 pm »
"Want anything else now that you're plugged into my ports?"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2009, 04:01:07 pm »
"slooowly, slooowly, thaats right.....a little more now....OH SHIT, PULL IT OUT"

...sometime in chem lab you have to heat things in a water bath; sometimes you want to heat them at a very carefully regulated rate so they don't explode; sometimes when you're in late because you messed up an earlier part of the lab and the TA's really want to go home you get a little sloppy with the controls....

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2009, 10:20:41 pm »
"I knew a guy who was a hobo in philly for 3 years, and he wasn't a alcoholic or drug user or anything.
Really? 
Yeah... He's a Canadian now.
So he went down a notch?"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2009, 10:46:41 pm »
From an email my father sent me

"Nothing to bad, I think it's just wear and tear on the slut."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2009, 04:52:38 pm »
"made from 100% recycled zombies"

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"...I lost something really important!"
"whaddaya mean something very important?"
"when a girl talks about something very important isn't it obvious what she means?"
"what?!?! You couldn't possibly mean That could you?"
"why are you turning red? oh! you nasty devil!"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #39 on: September 24, 2009, 03:57:40 pm »
"I grabbed the wrong slider"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2009, 04:34:22 pm »
"oh shit! I just broke my knob"

"It's like a chocolate shotgun"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #41 on: September 24, 2009, 04:59:18 pm »
"I used a be a catholic, I used to not eat meat on fridays, and now I don't beat my meat on fridays"


These last few have all been by churba btw
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #42 on: September 24, 2009, 05:45:03 pm »
Kasha - "I demand you Download fat princess, and play with me!"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #43 on: September 24, 2009, 05:51:11 pm »
"I can get off"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #44 on: September 24, 2009, 06:21:49 pm »
"you better start crying cuz you're gonna need more lube"

(ah the fun things you hear at a hookah party...)



me: "it's too thick"
rose: "that's what she said."
*laughter*

(anyone care to know what i was actually talking about?)
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2009, 12:19:12 pm »
"I can hear you spoon"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2009, 12:31:38 pm »
I'm just going to whip it out
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2009, 01:17:26 pm »
"I'd rather deal with a beating then have to go down there"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2009, 01:23:07 pm »
"I eat myself out pretty often"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2009, 01:26:10 pm »
"it's just so freaking hot."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2009, 01:33:56 pm »
"Now where did I put those latex gloves?"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2009, 07:25:12 pm »
"It's far too hot to turn it on"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2009, 02:22:09 pm »
"the first white person i ever saw was black"
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2009, 05:22:13 pm »
At least she only had the one tit

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2009, 10:35:52 pm »
"Just a one time thing with a guy in a parking lot, ya know."
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #55 on: September 29, 2009, 12:02:09 am »
Wouldn't it be cool to have this 70' walking warmachine in the back yard?

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #56 on: September 29, 2009, 05:47:30 pm »
"but i know she was crazy from the start, i can spot a crazy person from 3 katamari demacy's away"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #57 on: September 29, 2009, 08:51:24 pm »
"what if it snapped off!?!?!?!?  :'( " ~CDSM

"nothing says mother's love like giant platypus butt"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #58 on: September 30, 2009, 02:14:42 pm »
" I don't just want to rain on your parade, I want to blow up all the floats."


"Your mom is delicious." "Yes, yes she is"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2009, 07:46:00 pm »
"You're a geek commodity"~my friend from FL
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