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Re: Out of context
« Reply #150 on: March 02, 2010, 06:30:01 pm »
"he bit me with his but!"<sis said to put this movie quote in here. ;D


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« Last Edit: March 06, 2010, 11:53:24 pm by Smiles »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #151 on: March 13, 2010, 08:06:24 pm »
"Perfect timing, the cat just came."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #152 on: March 27, 2010, 12:51:31 am »
"... Did... Did I just get rick roll'd by Chrono Trigger?! "
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #153 on: March 27, 2010, 10:28:51 pm »
"TentaclePron cuddles with you for a while, making you feel much better."
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #154 on: April 27, 2010, 01:07:05 am »
"steel shiny rod of power"

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« Last Edit: May 01, 2010, 01:20:49 am by Smiles »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #155 on: May 08, 2010, 05:11:03 pm »
[1:10:19 AM] mc_walker: The last thing I heard was "gayer than cum on a moustache" and then a looooong silence

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #156 on: May 09, 2010, 12:39:36 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gGD2sM72Z4&feature=related 'Women hate women' Hillarious and somewhat eerie

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #157 on: May 10, 2010, 10:23:47 pm »
He started to complain about mucus in his throat, so I told him "Now you know how I feel!"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #158 on: May 10, 2010, 11:58:51 pm »
"there. i got your thingy off of Brion's stick." ~ direct quote from Sister Aluicious to me. :'( ;D
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #159 on: May 13, 2010, 09:05:45 pm »
well if it's two inches away, why don't you just stick it in your mouth?

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #160 on: May 15, 2010, 01:46:45 am »
That's all i can do with a stick.

(said by me after doing the very special 360 of the arm move with the help of a stick)
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #161 on: May 21, 2010, 05:30:53 pm »
"And then she told me to bend over and take my pants off"

Didnt stay around the person who said this long enough to figure out why he said it haha

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #162 on: May 24, 2010, 01:24:45 am »
let's have rough sex at the bar every time! -Smiles

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #163 on: May 24, 2010, 10:06:03 am »
it was slutty. ;)


"he likes it under the table" ~said by me ;D
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #164 on: May 30, 2010, 06:57:11 am »
(On a friend who is deeply, deeply in the closet)

"Look, it's not like it's his fault. Some people don't realise they're gay till they're uvula deep in dick."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #165 on: May 31, 2010, 12:24:45 pm »
Boss: Duncan! you made a little girl cry!
Me: No no, you heard her, the cooler did.
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #166 on: June 01, 2010, 12:00:44 pm »
Boss: Duncan! you made a little girl cry!
Me: No no, you heard her, the cooler did.

You lady killer, you.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #167 on: June 04, 2010, 05:57:26 pm »
"yeah, we are coming together"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #168 on: June 04, 2010, 05:59:25 pm »
"Tell him He's dreamin'!"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #169 on: June 05, 2010, 12:00:04 am »
I told you; you had to come in fifteen minutes

Sorry, I got held up.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #170 on: June 15, 2010, 05:56:48 pm »
Me:" we;; tjem o cam"
Cousin: " mem oc. tim pong?"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #171 on: June 18, 2010, 11:53:52 am »
Can you hold my magic wand for me?

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #172 on: June 19, 2010, 07:35:52 am »
"And he lifted his rod and a white fluid substance shot out" (more or less a direct quote from harry potter)

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #173 on: July 13, 2010, 01:04:12 am »
"so you like crabs right?"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #174 on: July 14, 2010, 05:31:40 pm »
in order of appearance:

African boy
Indian boy
hot girl
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #175 on: July 14, 2010, 06:01:38 pm »
"And he lifted his rod and a white fluid substance shot out" (more or less a direct quote from harry potter)
HOT TIP -

Step one - Replace every instance of the word "wand" in harry potter with "Wang"
Step two - LOL yourself into unconsciousness.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #176 on: July 14, 2010, 09:47:35 pm »
"And he lifted his rod and a white fluid substance shot out" (more or less a direct quote from harry potter)
HOT TIP -

Step one - Replace every instance of the word "wand" in harry potter with "Wang"
Step two - LOL yourself into unconsciousness.
agreed

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #177 on: July 17, 2010, 12:09:35 am »
Now I'm full of goo...
You have found a well. You may think that there is something to it, but in fact it's just an ordinary well.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #178 on: July 18, 2010, 12:31:14 am »
"it's supposed to be squeezed!" ~ sis

later she went on:
"i'm squeeezzing a ball"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #179 on: July 18, 2010, 11:17:03 pm »
"faster jaime faster"

(btw Jaime is my real first name)
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