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Re: Out of context
« Reply #120 on: January 04, 2010, 12:42:31 am »
"Please insert furiously"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #121 on: January 04, 2010, 05:23:39 am »
My Grandmother:  "I got one of those vibrators and me and your Grandad have been using it every day.  Its leaving our bodies all tingly"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #122 on: January 05, 2010, 01:22:05 pm »
"I told you the game has a whine sensor"
"It can tell if you're emulating windows?"
« Last Edit: January 05, 2010, 01:26:19 pm by Pozf »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #123 on: January 05, 2010, 01:55:56 pm »
"can't seem to find it"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #124 on: January 05, 2010, 07:40:11 pm »
"Item collected... item collected... quest completed... cya later."
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #125 on: January 07, 2010, 11:28:47 am »
"I didn't feel it either but my boyfriend did"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #126 on: January 07, 2010, 12:06:43 pm »
"I must have had it in the wrong hole, but Daniel played around with it and got it in the right hole, and now it's good"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #127 on: January 08, 2010, 12:23:10 am »
Just get down there and give it a good wiggle
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #128 on: January 10, 2010, 06:43:23 pm »
[2:38:53 AM] Grey: Fuck it hard
[2:40:10 AM] churba: UNF UNF UNF
[2:40:27 AM] Grey: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
[2:40:47 AM] churba: churba looks at the matching 2:40 AM timestamps
[2:40:51 AM] churba: That didn't take long
[2:40:58 AM] churba: I expected more from you
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #129 on: January 11, 2010, 02:59:19 pm »
"I'm unzipping my boobs"
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #130 on: January 11, 2010, 03:01:39 pm »
You need to put that finger in the hole and your thumb in the other.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #131 on: January 11, 2010, 05:19:50 pm »
I snapped it off and sucked it.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #132 on: January 17, 2010, 11:57:20 am »
Have you got his cock?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #133 on: January 17, 2010, 12:21:12 pm »
[8:20:10 PM] Nine: It's sadly only so small.

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #134 on: January 18, 2010, 06:06:31 pm »
"nuts, especially, but i never eat them alone"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #135 on: January 18, 2010, 07:10:47 pm »
"Nibble Nobby's Nuts"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #136 on: January 20, 2010, 11:27:29 pm »
"I keep mashing the konami code but it doesn't give me 30 guys"
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #137 on: January 20, 2010, 11:31:12 pm »
i tend to freeze up when somebody pulls my game out

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #138 on: January 25, 2010, 09:11:56 pm »
Me: look the first ball's geting smaller
smiles: of course it is you're going to suck it til it's all gone.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #139 on: January 25, 2010, 10:07:11 pm »
" I just spin around and jerk it and then, Bam! right in the face."

« Last Edit: January 25, 2010, 11:02:40 pm by Pozf »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #140 on: January 28, 2010, 09:20:34 pm »
every pipe is tiny compared to mine

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #141 on: January 29, 2010, 12:20:39 am »
well then, get your ass over here and I'll take off my shirt.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #142 on: January 29, 2010, 12:01:55 pm »
"I always feel better after I get the spot"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #143 on: January 31, 2010, 01:05:08 pm »
You should use your Rally so that the Lizard realizes that you are a man and have claimed his land. Then repeatedly bash the lizard in the face.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #144 on: February 11, 2010, 10:09:16 pm »
"I killed a hooker and put her in my freezer. It's a bit cold, but think of the money I save."

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #145 on: February 17, 2010, 07:52:45 pm »
"...but it's bad to break it off in the bosses ass."
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #146 on: February 28, 2010, 10:02:13 pm »
"That's a pretty big tentacle, kashi"

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Re: Out of context
« Reply #147 on: February 28, 2010, 11:10:52 pm »
Are you sure? 'Cos I don't want to get caught in there.
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #148 on: March 01, 2010, 12:41:34 am »
*chanting* STRAWBERRY MILKY! STRAWBERRY MILKY!


it only took.. what? two years?... Though due to quantum physics is was only two weeks.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 03:17:11 am by Pozf »
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Re: Out of context
« Reply #149 on: March 01, 2010, 04:09:25 pm »
"Please insert furiously"
*High 5* I totally saw that on Failblog!
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