I'm sorry, Odd dear. If it helps, I didn't go to school today either?
I confess I "gave myself a haircut, shh, don't tell!"
No, I didn't shave my pubes. ...Or yes, I did that too, but that's for comfort/hygienic reasons, and not for aesthetical.
I chopped my hair off my myself again, because it looked hideous and I can't afford to go to the hairdresser. We'll see what it'll look like once it's dry.