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Re: I confess
« Reply #480 on: August 20, 2009, 03:51:58 am »
I confess I would do it in a second.  :(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #481 on: August 20, 2009, 09:52:17 pm »
I confess that that's nothing.  I had a dream this morning that we had another child and for some reason he was cooked and served for dinner.  *details removed due to being potentially disgusting - we didn't actually eat him though, I had a "WTF?" moment in the dream and woke up*  He had the same name as my current younger boy, and...  Oh, and we're vegetarian by the way.  It was very emotionless in the dream, almost as if I wasn't really thinking about what I was doing.  Actually the feeling was very similar to when I deal with meat irl, at parties or whatever, I try not to think about what it is or what I'm doing.  Not that I'm opposed to eating animals, it's just that I haven't done it in so long that it kind of weirds me out.

Well that's one that when you wake up you really have to think if it says anything about your subconscious.  I have no freaking idea, unless it means that I'm too concerned and worrisome about my kids' lives, sort of "dissecting" them and internalizing them (symbolized by eating him, not that that actually happened in the dream)?  I dunno.  But I think dream analyses are usually more subtle and symbolic than that, and also potentially nonsense.

I am very worrisome about my kids, but I try not to let it affect how I treat them.  I just play with them mostly.  I guess that doesn't affect the fact that my subconscious eats babies though.

haha top that.

edit: I'm sorry if that's very fucking disgusting.  I'm going to edit a bit to hopefully be a little less descriptive.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #482 on: August 20, 2009, 09:56:49 pm »
I'm usually getting dismembered/dismembering somebody when I actually dream. It always happens at least once per night. I can be shitting rainbows and butterflies one second, then the next I'm tearing somebody apart.

Topped?  :P
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Re: I confess
« Reply #483 on: August 20, 2009, 10:08:59 pm »
I'm usually getting dismembered/dismembering somebody when I actually dream. It always happens at least once per night. I can be shitting rainbows and butterflies one second, then the next I'm tearing somebody apart.

Topped?  :P
The fact that it happens at least once a night does kick it up a notch...

But wait, you actually dream that you're shitting rainbows and butterflies?  Coz that's pretty awesome too..

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« Reply #484 on: August 20, 2009, 10:12:05 pm »
btw how does it feel to get dismembered?  Or is it all dreamy-like?  Are you tied down or anything, or does someone like just walk up and hack off a limb?

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« Reply #485 on: August 20, 2009, 10:15:51 pm »
It hurts, no where near as bad as it would be like it would in reality, but I do feel pain.

And the person is usual cuffed to a metal table with holes in in rack style, and it's usually very surgical, big empty room big lamp overhead. Lots of screams, ungodly amounts of screaming... unless it's somebody who's voice I haven't heard, then they're unable to speak O.o

Sometimes it's hacking, but it's usually very Hannibal Lecter.

The people vary from family, to imaginary people, to random people I've seen. Hell a few of you have shown up for those bits of my dream.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #486 on: August 20, 2009, 10:19:35 pm »
Creepy, bro.  I mean, seriously, even my worst nightmares don't involve shitting rainbows and butterflies.  Terrifying stuff right there.

Ha

But wait, you actually dream that you're shitting rainbows and butterflies?  Coz that's pretty awesome too..

Missed this part >.>; No I don't, just using the metaphor.
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« Reply #487 on: August 20, 2009, 10:31:37 pm »
I am perfectly capable of 'topping' that but am unwilling to post such things.
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I thought eating babies was pretty hardcore, esp. my own offspring.  Shucks.  *kicks a can*

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« Reply #488 on: August 20, 2009, 10:32:56 pm »
Pshhh drop some acid and do it in real life, That's hardcore.

... Or was it PCP, I can't remember
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Re: I confess
« Reply #489 on: August 20, 2009, 10:46:30 pm »
But yeah, most of my dreams are pretty messed up.  It's inspiring.

You mean like Particle Tree??

For the reason I actually came back over here to post:
I must admit that I strongly believe that lactose free milk has a very superior taste to regular milk.  Drinking whole lactose free milk is such a pleasant experience.  It's like the half and half at the restaurants, only less likely to make you sick later.

Agreed. Although it's been years since I've had the stuff, and don't quite remember the taste
I confess I also like the smart balance milk my mom has been buying, it definitely taste better than normal milk too.
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« Reply #490 on: August 20, 2009, 11:09:00 pm »
Yeah, sorry.  I was trying to be funny, but I could see how my dream could be "topped", and topping it would not be a good thing.  Suggesting "topping" it wasn't a good idea.

Though it has a potential comical aspect (imo), I didn't feel all that great when I woke up this morning, as you might imagine.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #491 on: August 21, 2009, 12:19:52 am »
Got a couple but can wait till later......got a funeral to go to soon  :(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #492 on: August 21, 2009, 12:25:46 am »
It hurts, no where near as bad as it would be like it would in reality, but I do feel pain.

And the person is usual cuffed to a metal table with holes in in rack style, and it's usually very surgical, big empty room big lamp overhead. Lots of screams, ungodly amounts of screaming... unless it's somebody who's voice I haven't heard, then they're unable to speak O.o

Sometimes it's hacking, but it's usually very Hannibal Lecter.

The people vary from family, to imaginary people, to random people I've seen. Hell a few of you have shown up for those bits of my dream.

I would say not to worry too much about it. I may not do it every single night, but in dreamland I am a pretty prolific serial killer. It's usually "justified" in the context of the dream, and they are only rarely helpless when it happens, but I've killed everyone from relatives to montsters to strangers as well. And rather brutally too. I geuss my subconcious thinks that everyone is out to betray me or something and it wants others to die a horrible death. Just becuase a dream is horrifigly violent doesn't make you monstersous for having one. Few of us can control what we dream about. I can, a little, but often the way I come up with to stop myself from having a nightmare is to slaughter the thing that is threatening my dream self. Brutally.  :-\
But if you were having these fantansies in the day time, and suppressing desires to commit them, I would advise to maybe see a shrink.  
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« Reply #493 on: August 21, 2009, 12:34:01 am »
... I don't worry about them. It's my minds way of working through through my emotions.

And I'd really rather not get started on shrinks. The short rant is, Although psychology is awesome and interesting and everything, most shrinks are greedy, ignorant, and can't do their job properly.

I can't take them seriously, No matter what my desires are.
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« Reply #494 on: August 21, 2009, 12:43:06 am »
You clearly haven't met any good shrinks. Yes, I have met quite a few that are greedy hacks, and one that I was almost sure was a pervert, but I have been blessed with a few great ones as well. The thing is, I asked for help when I required it. And sometimes I actually got it. If you attempt to slog through it, the same can happen to you. And you seem plenty smart enough to weed out the ones you don't like, amIright?  ;)
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Re: I confess
« Reply #495 on: August 21, 2009, 12:46:22 am »
I want to meet a sexy female shrink who uses "therapy" and by "therapy" I mean "blowjobs".

Or maybe I've been watching too many pornos.

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« Reply #496 on: August 21, 2009, 12:53:26 am »
AH porn ::)! A world in witch sex is both the cause and solution to all of life problems   :P.
I think if that's how patients were treated, clients wouldn't be so pissed about dropping $25/hour.  :D
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« Reply #497 on: August 21, 2009, 12:56:16 am »
25$ an hour? That's a joke right? I have never heard of a shrink who charges that little.
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« Reply #498 on: August 21, 2009, 01:02:31 am »
I have mostly had only free shrinks and sliding scale shrinks, but that's becuase I live in poverty and get most all my my medical care from nonprofit organizations. That doesn't mean I haven't met my fair share of greedy hacks though, beucase shrinks can do whatever they want when they aren't at their real job. 
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Re: I confess
« Reply #499 on: August 21, 2009, 10:01:58 am »
I confess I like haboobs.

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« Reply #500 on: August 21, 2009, 10:03:54 am »
All shrinks (apart from the private ones) are free here.
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« Reply #501 on: August 21, 2009, 12:07:16 pm »
I confess I think I intimidate people.
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« Reply #502 on: August 21, 2009, 12:24:38 pm »
I confess I think I intimidate people.
I confess that I intimidate people by accident.

Also, I confess that when I get the money, eventually, I'm going to buy a Massive, Black, V8 Maloo Ute. What's that, you Europeans/Americans Ask?

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Re: I confess
« Reply #503 on: August 21, 2009, 12:35:18 pm »
I confess that I'm not really looking forward to getting up at 5 a.m. tomorrow morning  :-\.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #504 on: August 21, 2009, 02:52:38 pm »
I confess the bigest regret in my life will always be not acting as a pall bearer at my grandad's funeral.  :-\
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« Reply #505 on: August 21, 2009, 07:43:13 pm »
i confess this is the first friday night in a long while that I've stayed in. I feel...funny.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #506 on: August 21, 2009, 08:15:27 pm »
I confess I got high today
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Re: I confess
« Reply #507 on: August 21, 2009, 09:19:55 pm »
i confess that i think I'd be uncomfortable in a  nudist colony.
I confess that nudism is awesome and it's a shame if you're right.

Plus...you're so good at being nude! (or nearly nude ;D)

i confess the uncomfortness would be due to other nude people

though i confess I'd prolly get used to it after a while.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #508 on: August 21, 2009, 10:09:10 pm »
i confess that i think I'd be uncomfortable in a  nudist colony.
I confess that nudism is awesome and it's a shame if you're right.

Plus...you're so good at being nude! (or nearly nude ;D)

i confess the uncomfortness would be due to other nude people

though i confess I'd prolly get used to it after a while.

I confess that nudism simply doesn't suit me.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #509 on: August 22, 2009, 12:58:00 am »
I confess that I just snagged the current round of jello strip twister