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Re: I confess
« Reply #450 on: August 19, 2009, 01:23:35 am »
I confess that I have a bad urge to remove the elevated moles on my body with a razor.  They're so fucking annoying.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #451 on: August 19, 2009, 01:24:27 am »
I confess that I'm in a really, really pissy mood.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #452 on: August 19, 2009, 01:36:45 am »
I confess I'm so tired that I have a headache  :-\
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Re: I confess
« Reply #453 on: August 19, 2009, 01:39:33 am »
I confess that I have a bad urge to remove the elevated moles on my body with a razor.  They're so fucking annoying.

Please don't do it! I heard that can cuase skin cancer!  :(

I confess my poor fish need the tank cleaned but I don't know how to do it and my boyfreind wont show me. I am a little scared for them.  :(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #454 on: August 19, 2009, 01:41:43 am »
Easy put them in the sink and wash out the tank  :)
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Re: I confess
« Reply #455 on: August 19, 2009, 01:43:03 am »
Not that I would actually do that, because I have massive amounts of self control, but medicine has found absolutely no correlation between removing moles and increased cancer rate. Besides I live on Long Island, if I ever get cancer it's gonna be because of that.

and no you take some of the water Out of the tank into a large bucket, put the aerator in the bucket too, then clean the tank. But do it as quickly as possible and put the fish back in the tank.
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« Reply #456 on: August 19, 2009, 01:44:56 am »
I don't know, I think it's more complex then that...  :-\
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« Reply #457 on: August 19, 2009, 01:47:45 am »
I used to have a bunch of fish, my dad used to do it that way. Besides with even Without all the filters and whatnot, the fish can survive in the bucket an hour or so * I noticed this when my dad fishes during the summer, and just leaves the bait fish in the bucket.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #458 on: August 19, 2009, 02:33:12 am »
I confess I called the gynecologist and I'm ter-r-rified! D': I have an appointment on thursday....
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« Reply #459 on: August 19, 2009, 02:34:11 am »
Good luck Razzly! You'll be fine, the doctor will be fine, and if it's not I can go rough em up for you. ./cracks knuckles :)

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« Reply #460 on: August 19, 2009, 07:06:56 am »
You'll be okay! Hang in there, panda girl! We know you can do it!  :D

And if all else fails you could pretend you have vagina dentatta and you are devoring the doctor as you are examined! That's what I would do! Yeah, pretend your a big venus flytrap! That'll show 'em! :P
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Re: I confess
« Reply #461 on: August 19, 2009, 07:30:36 am »
I confess I'm getting concerned about Rornin's mental health due to above statement

I also confess that I got an itch in my trigger finger from reading Churba's confessions and an urge to purge the global male population of one specific trog that's falsely calling himself a man.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #462 on: August 19, 2009, 07:34:22 am »
Seriously?  :(
I confess it makes me sad that you think I'm crazy.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #463 on: August 19, 2009, 07:37:04 am »
Not crazy, just not entirely sane ;)

And don't worry Ronin, it's not as if I'm sane either, I'm just twisted in a different way

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Re: I confess
« Reply #464 on: August 19, 2009, 07:45:24 am »
I confess my day is fucked up now.
It was great yesterday and today. Me and my friends had a fantastic sleepover to say goodbye to one of our friends who is going away for a year to study, but when I got home I've got a note on facebook where one of the friends I hung out with in j-high, decides to make our friendship really difficult and complicated, just when I need to ask her a simple question.
I've already explained everything to her, but she keeps asking the same questions; if she's done something wrong, and if we can ever be friends again.
I just needed a change of friends for a while, and I gt it this year, and it was just what I needed. Someone mature and different who could support me.
And I want to be her friend, but I have accepted that she might leave me because it seems that I've abandoned her, but even if I explain my situation and how I see her friendship, she won't ever consider it my real view, as if I'm lying and we're really done.
It's completely as if she doesn't trust that I tell her the truth, and ends up drawing conclusions of her own when I've explained everything.
I fell like an ass, while I also feel frustrated that she doesn't understand when I explain to her.
Just plodding along.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #465 on: August 19, 2009, 07:51:30 am »
Well, Chag, if you've tried telling her several times and she just refuses to get it... Then it's really not your problem anymore. Next time she asks, just say that you've told her what your stance is already and that if she doesn't trust you to tell her the truth, then she maybe should considder finding a therapist to deal with her own lack of self confidence and/or insecurity issues...

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« Reply #466 on: August 19, 2009, 10:51:03 am »
Not crazy, just not entirely sane ;)

And don't worry Ronin, it's not as if I'm sane either, I'm just twisted in a different way

Well if you put it that way, it's not so bad.  :-\
I thought it was a great was a great idea, kind of like someone with stage fright imagining everyone in audiance being naked. She's phobic of the OBGYN, so she visualizes herself in a more empowering position so she feels less valunerable. Dissasociating one's self is a great way to aviod angisity, as long as you do it on perpoise.  :-\
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Re: I confess
« Reply #467 on: August 19, 2009, 10:52:58 am »
Well, I don't know what Razzly'd think, but I found your specific suggestion more distrubing than empowering XD

The overall idea of using imagination to empower one's self is quite good though if it does work :)

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Re: I confess
« Reply #468 on: August 19, 2009, 11:03:29 am »
I'm not GOING in that chair. AT ALL.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #469 on: August 19, 2009, 11:10:07 am »
You changed your mind? Don't forget to cancel the appointment in that case so that they don't charge you for not showing up.

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« Reply #470 on: August 19, 2009, 11:22:39 am »
I'm not GOING in that chair. AT ALL.

Well good for you. I showed concern at first but I think that you are actually pretty awsome and really respect your strong will. So do as you like, us flipsiders will support you either way.  :D
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« Reply #471 on: August 19, 2009, 12:11:51 pm »
You changed your mind? Don't forget to cancel the appointment in that case so that they don't charge you for not showing up.

What? No, I'm not canceling my appointment. I'm just not going in the chair, wether they want me to or not.

Ronin: I'm awesome for refusing a gyn-exam? ...Well, thank you, but not really. But this one's a fear I'm not going to face. It'd just be traumatizing.
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« Reply #472 on: August 19, 2009, 12:17:27 pm »
You changed your mind? Don't forget to cancel the appointment in that case so that they don't charge you for not showing up.

What? No, I'm not canceling my appointment. I'm just not going in the chair, wether they want me to or not.

Ronin: I'm awesome for refusing a gyn-exam? ...Well, thank you, but not really. But this one's a fear I'm not going to face. It'd just be traumatizing.

I also respect that you're protecting yourself that way.  I just think it's one of those Really Weird and Disturbing Things that society has come to consider normal.  ie. Letting a total stranger well you know.  I'm going on secondhand information here of course, but it still seems really weird to me.

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« Reply #473 on: August 19, 2009, 12:25:28 pm »
Thank you UIS, I agree! I'm all for keeping people healthy, but not against their will. What right do they have to refuse me my skin medication if I refuse to be poked in the crotch?

I confess I'm still in a really shitty mood.
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« Reply #474 on: August 19, 2009, 12:34:49 pm »
What right do they have to refuse me my skin medication if I refuse to be poked in the crotch?
Yeah that's even more pertinent and common-sensible.  And yet some people would say you're being silly.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #475 on: August 19, 2009, 01:01:24 pm »
I confess i'm sweaty.. Blegh!

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« Reply #476 on: August 19, 2009, 02:27:10 pm »
I confess that I can be a bit impatient sometimes, and that I'm also warm.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #477 on: August 19, 2009, 02:29:19 pm »
I confess that I wanted to do something today, but it's just way too hot to go out. Way way too hot to go out.  :(
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« Reply #478 on: August 19, 2009, 06:01:29 pm »
Rock! I confess that I really wish a storm would hit us here. But no, it's nothing but sun.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #479 on: August 20, 2009, 12:42:53 am »
I confess I want to swop your sun for my rain
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