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Re: I confess
« Reply #330 on: August 17, 2009, 12:43:28 pm »
Razzly, THIS is a torture device:

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Re: I confess
« Reply #331 on: August 17, 2009, 12:45:31 pm »
IDK, It doesn't seem that bad, as long as the person doing it was extra gentel and used tons of lube. Actually, you'd be surprised what objects jammed into you can be appealing as long as someone is extra gentel and uses tons of lube  :P. But if a doc had a crappy bedside manner and jammed it in before you were ready, goddamn that would hurt.

Well, just so you know... The gynecologist does not use lube. And you most certainly won't be aroused when over there, so it's going to be uncomfortable.

It's not hot.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #332 on: August 17, 2009, 12:46:37 pm »
Emp are you related to Pozf by any chance?  :o
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Re: I confess
« Reply #333 on: August 17, 2009, 12:47:10 pm »
Razzly, THIS is a torture device:

What IS that? I mean, how do you use it?
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Re: I confess
« Reply #334 on: August 17, 2009, 12:49:20 pm »
You insert it closed in a natural body orifice and then turn the screw to expand the petals...
It's called Pear of Anguish, and was invented by the spanish inquisition...

The chosen orifice was supposed to reflect the crime, so heretics would get it in their mouths to reflect their blasphemy. Ronin here would get it in the arse since he's fornicating with other members of the same sex. And witches would get it where the speculum goes to punish them for having intercourse with satan.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #335 on: August 17, 2009, 12:50:26 pm »
IDK, It doesn't seem that bad, as long as the person doing it was extra gentel and used tons of lube. Actually, you'd be surprised what objects jammed into you can be appealing as long as someone is extra gentel and uses tons of lube  :P. But if a doc had a crappy bedside manner and jammed it in before you were ready, goddamn that would hurt.
On top of what Razzly said(Aside - the reason for that is that the lube would remove their ability to observe your natural fluids) they're not exactly tiny, and exist for the purpose of opening you up for someone getting a good eyeball on the inside of you - no amount of bedside manner can get some people to be comfortable with it, because it is a position where you feel incredibly vulnerable, I'm told, and it's not a position one gets easily used to being in, because it's not like it's happening to you every other week.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #336 on: August 17, 2009, 12:50:53 pm »
Heh I had a explained that one to Smiles a week or so back, it also comes with a small spike at the tip.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #337 on: August 17, 2009, 12:52:32 pm »
You insert it closed in a natural body orifice and then turn the screw to expand the petals...
It's called Pear of Anguish, and was invented by the spanish inquisition...

Oh, well, then it's basically an older version of the speculum... Because the speculum works the same way.  :'( Apart from the whole spike thing.

And Churba's got it down pretty damn well!  ;D
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Re: I confess
« Reply #338 on: August 17, 2009, 12:53:07 pm »
Yep Pozf and Emp are related with relations who where in the spanish Inquisiton
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Re: I confess
« Reply #339 on: August 17, 2009, 12:54:11 pm »
Don't show her that!!!  :(
The pair of Anguish makes me sad!
It's not funny at all.

When I first saw that I almost cried. Those poor women in the middle ages. :(

I have sence then I have heard arguments that it was probably never actualy used. It doesn't matter becuase anyone who had the sick thought to invent that thing should die (they have) and rot in Hell (here's hoping).

Seriously, what a duchebag. All I can think of is how women were already physically abused, treated like little more then property and never given any rights and then they had to be threatened with stuff like this; FUCK YOU HUMANITY! FUCK YOU!  >:(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #340 on: August 17, 2009, 12:56:24 pm »
Well, they did a technical test of that among other inquisitorial torture devices on a science channel, and their conclusion was that the pear was probably never used sucessfully since the materials and metallurgy that was availiable at the time couldn't make the petals nor the joints of the pear strong enough to handle the reactive forces from the victim's body tissues as the screw was turned and thus the pear would break long before the victim was injured.

Either way, Ronin, it's funny you feel so enraged for the female victims, but not for the male homosexuals who were just as cruelly persecuted if found out.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #341 on: August 17, 2009, 12:59:02 pm »
I just feel really bad for the poor women that were tortured or threatened with the pair of anguish and I want to go back in time and kill the bastard who invented it. I just find that thing really fucking sick.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #342 on: August 17, 2009, 12:59:49 pm »
On a side note: i confess that i love this forum. I also confess that i love the forumites and this little community we have.
I confess that i love how mister Kanazaka just came in here and was welcomed like he always has been here.
And i confess i feel all warm and fuzzy inside and i give you all a big hug!
So there you go! BIG FAT HUG for everybody!

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Re: I confess
« Reply #343 on: August 17, 2009, 01:02:24 pm »
I just feel really bad for the poor women that were tortured or threatened with the pair of anguish and I want to go back in time and kill the bastard who invented it. I just find that thing really fucking sick.

They did it to both men AND women, mouth and ass, it wasn't just a vaginal torture device...

And emp is right, it caused severe discomfort, but it  could never do any major damage, such as breaking the jaw bone.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #344 on: August 17, 2009, 01:05:04 pm »
The inquisithkhjsa *totally cannot spell that in english* was pretty sick in itself...

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Re: I confess
« Reply #345 on: August 17, 2009, 01:06:27 pm »
Thanks Selan! I needed that!  :D [hugs back/]  :-*
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Re: I confess
« Reply #346 on: August 17, 2009, 01:08:22 pm »
I confess I also love the lot of you! *group hugs everyone*

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Re: I confess
« Reply #347 on: August 17, 2009, 01:15:58 pm »
I confess you dont want to hug me jsut now Selan and Emp got engine oil under my finger nails and wearing a pair of oily/greasy overalls
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Re: I confess
« Reply #348 on: August 17, 2009, 01:16:43 pm »
I confess that all the hugs make me happy,  i like greasy hugs so go for it! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

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Re: I confess
« Reply #349 on: August 17, 2009, 01:19:28 pm »
I just feel really bad for the poor women that were tortured or threatened with the pair of anguish and I want to go back in time and kill the bastard who invented it. I just find that thing really fucking sick.

They did it to both men AND women, mouth and ass, it wasn't just a vaginal torture device...

And emp is right, it caused severe discomfort, but it  could never do any major damage, such as breaking the jaw bone.

Severe discomfort?!? I think that's putting it too mildly.
Perhaps it just strikes a cord with me becuase it's a torture device made by men for the express purpoise of hurting and humiliating women. I have a hard time wrapping my mind around just how evil that is. In fact I would like to talk about something else now. Sorry.  :(

Edit: Goes back to hugging Selan!  :D

That's better!  :-*
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Re: I confess
« Reply #350 on: August 17, 2009, 01:21:16 pm »
I confess that you shouldn't think to much about bad stuff, it puts you down, and it's not like you can change anything that happens in the news or has happened in history. Don't let it get you down.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #351 on: August 17, 2009, 01:23:21 pm »
I just feel really bad for the poor women that were tortured or threatened with the pair of anguish and I want to go back in time and kill the bastard who invented it. I just find that thing really fucking sick.

They did it to both men AND women, mouth and ass, it wasn't just a vaginal torture device...

And emp is right, it caused severe discomfort, but it  could never do any major damage, such as breaking the jaw bone.

Severe discomfort?!? I think that's putting it too mildly.
Perhaps it just strikes a cord with me becuase it's a torture device made by men for the express purpoise of hurting and humiliating women. I have a hard time wrapping my mind around just how evil that is. In fact I would like to talk about something else now. Sorry.  :(

Have you read NOTHING of what was written? it was made for hurting and humiliating ANYONE the inquisition suspected of something, the gender DIDN'T MATTER.

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« Reply #352 on: August 17, 2009, 01:27:44 pm »
I confess I'm hungry -again- even though I had pizza just a while ago.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #353 on: August 17, 2009, 01:28:14 pm »
Drink some water ;)

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Re: I confess
« Reply #354 on: August 17, 2009, 01:28:52 pm »
I confess that I am warming up to Selan and would like to know what she looks like (please PM me a pic  :)).  And the ultrasound gel on my testicles was cold, but not too uncomfortable.  Ask me about the time I got so constipated that the doctors had to shove something in my butt  ::).  Wow, that hurt.  I'll spare you the details, Razzly, since you're hungry.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #355 on: August 17, 2009, 01:28:53 pm »
Raz, I confess I would do my best to still your hunger if you came to visit me, any kind of hunger :P

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Re: I confess
« Reply #356 on: August 17, 2009, 01:29:57 pm »
Look EmpDragon. Don't be mean about it okay.
it may have been used on men, but that doesn't mean it was made for men. I first saw it on TV and the show said it was made during the Inquisition for use on witches. Witches were usualy thought to be female. I never said they didn't find a way to use it on men later on. I don't want to get in an argument about it becuase the very object makes me emotional. Just leave it alone please.  :(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #357 on: August 17, 2009, 01:30:29 pm »
I confess that i will post a fague pic of me on the picture thread  :-*

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Re: I confess
« Reply #358 on: August 17, 2009, 01:32:03 pm »
Fine
But dude, you need to filter out past atrocities that we can't do much about and focus on preventing future ones, I try to work my life in that direction anyway.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #359 on: August 17, 2009, 01:33:04 pm »
Yes. I'm no moderator, but let's try and keep the sniping at eachother to a minimum, yes?

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