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Re: I confess
« Reply #300 on: August 14, 2009, 11:00:46 pm »
i confess i want to have hot passionate sex right now.

I confess I feel that is the best confession so far.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #301 on: August 15, 2009, 03:34:50 am »
i confess i want to have hot passionate sex right now.
I confess that I believe that if you hold that desire dearly and longingly in your heart, imagine it joyfully and lovingly, believe that there is nothing holding you back from having the actual experience, and keep an eye open for the right opportunity, that it will surely happen. ;D

I also confess that you're pretty hot when you're thinking about hot passionate sex!  Puts a special glimmer in your eye. ;)

Yay hot passionate sex!

I confess I can empathize with loneliness more than I'd like... more than I'd like to admit. xP
I confess that that's surprising but I'm not as surprised as I thought I might be.  Everybody's human I guess, even badass killer sex godesses... :P
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Re: I confess
« Reply #302 on: August 15, 2009, 03:42:01 am »
I confess I get claustaphobic in a large city, and also I confess I would rather be up in the hills than live in a town/city and being around people.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #303 on: August 15, 2009, 10:17:06 am »
I confess I compulsively try to change any statement into a mom joke.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #304 on: August 15, 2009, 10:59:45 am »
I confess I get nervous about things  I don't need to worry about so much that I almost throw up. 

I also confess I've performed surgery on myself at least twice and it was one of the stupider things I've done in my life.

I confess I enjoy those "James Bond" and "MacGuyver" moments.

One more confession, I watch way too much Tv.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #305 on: August 15, 2009, 11:54:05 am »
I confess that I am so fucking starving for meat (and there's no real meat in the house oF COURSE) that I'm eating a big, cold barbeque-sausage whilst feeling very perverted. ._. I'm so hungry.. *sob sob*
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Re: I confess
« Reply #306 on: August 15, 2009, 11:56:48 am »
I confess I miss my scuba diving now (must be hooked) 

I confess I enjoyed watching McGyever even though it was over the top at times

I confess I want them to bring back the A-Team on tv
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Re: I confess
« Reply #307 on: August 15, 2009, 12:29:02 pm »
i confess that it hard to contemplate dodging bullets while I'm sitting here naked.

i confess I adore the A-team series!
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Re: I confess
« Reply #308 on: August 16, 2009, 06:53:00 pm »
I confess I wish I could at least be somewhat sociable outside of these forums
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Re: I confess
« Reply #309 on: August 16, 2009, 07:19:53 pm »
I confess that I am so fucking starving for meat (and there's no real meat in the house oF COURSE) that I'm eating a big, cold barbeque-sausage whilst feeling very perverted. ._. I'm so hungry.. *sob sob*
I confess that's the hottest thing I've heard in a very long while.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #310 on: August 17, 2009, 02:26:11 am »
I confess I really have to call the gynecologist to get a new birth-control perscription... But I've been putting it off out of fear that they're going to want to... See me. ;_,
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Re: I confess
« Reply #311 on: August 17, 2009, 02:57:57 am »
I confess I wish I could at least be somewhat sociable outside of these forums

I confess that..... ....you should come to e3 next year. :D

That doesn't really count as a confession, does it?

I confess that I honestly don't feel any less badass or sexy.

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« Reply #312 on: August 17, 2009, 03:24:26 am »
I confess I really have to call the gynecologist to get a new birth-control perscription... But I've been putting it off out of fear that they're going to want to... See me. ;_,

That would be...weird. Right? I mean, i don't know how it works in your country but over here you get a prescription from the doctor and that's it. The only thing he/she might check is blood pressure, because birthcontrol can f*ck that up sometimes. But there would be no need to look..there... What's there to see anyway? And if they want to have a looksy you say no, they can't force you. Go for it girl! There's nothing that can happen that you don't want to.

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« Reply #313 on: August 17, 2009, 05:34:03 am »
I confess I really have to call the gynecologist to get a new birth-control perscription... But I've been putting it off out of fear that they're going to want to... See me. ;_,

That would be...weird. Right? I mean, i don't know how it works in your country but over here you get a prescription from the doctor and that's it. The only thing he/she might check is blood pressure, because birthcontrol can f*ck that up sometimes. But there would be no need to look..there... What's there to see anyway? And if they want to have a looksy you say no, they can't force you. Go for it girl! There's nothing that can happen that you don't want to.

Thank you. ._. I originally got mu perscription through my school-doctor, and she didn't need to poke me anywhere. But I'm afraid that since I'm getting it the 'official way' this time, they'll want to check something.
But yes, I'll just say no... But that might make them refuse to give me a new perscription, and if I don't get my precious pills my acne and my murderously bad cramps will come back! ;_;
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Re: I confess
« Reply #314 on: August 17, 2009, 07:10:08 am »
Bad Razzly  ;)!  You forgot a new confession.

I confess I am practically blind without my glasses.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #315 on: August 17, 2009, 07:39:42 am »
Thank you. ._. I originally got mu perscription through my school-doctor, and she didn't need to poke me anywhere. But I'm afraid that since I'm getting it the 'official way' this time, they'll want to check something.
But yes, I'll just say no... But that might make them refuse to give me a new perscription, and if I don't get my precious pills my acne and my murderously bad cramps will come back! ;_;
I'm a Doctor about as much as I'm a small deep sea fish, but it would be very unusual if they wanted to examine you for that reason. However, have you considered getting an implant? I've known a few people with it, and they've all given it massive props, no problems at all, it's an option you might want to investigate if you haven't already.

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« Reply #316 on: August 17, 2009, 08:01:04 am »
I'm a Doctor about as much as I'm a small deep sea fish, but it would be very unusual if they wanted to examine you for that reason. However, have you considered getting an implant? I've known a few people with it, and they've all given it massive props, no problems at all, it's an option you might want to investigate if you haven't already.

I hope you're right, dear sir.

The problem with getting an implant is that I'm not eating birth control... As birth control. I'm not even sexually active.
I'm taking the pills as medication for a skin-condition, and that is what my perscription says too. (I also get them cheaper than other people because of that.)
This means I can't change brands or forms. I have to stick to this particular brand of pill.

Kanazaka: There was a confession in there! And there's a confession in here, too. :D
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« Reply #317 on: August 17, 2009, 08:07:10 am »
I'm a Doctor about as much as I'm a small deep sea fish, but it would be very unusual if they wanted to examine you for that reason. However, have you considered getting an implant? I've known a few people with it, and they've all given it massive props, no problems at all, it's an option you might want to investigate if you haven't already.
The problem with getting an implant is that I'm not eating birth control... As birth control. I'm not even sexually active.
I'm taking the pills as medication for a skin-condition, and that is what my perscription says too. (I also get them cheaper than other people because of that.)
This means I can't change brands or forms. I have to stick to this particular brand of pill.
That's fair play. I don't know much about the compounds used in either the pills or the implants, to my shame, so I can't give the best advice. My apologies.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #318 on: August 17, 2009, 09:30:00 am »
i confess that i think I'd be uncomfortable in a  nudist colony.
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« Reply #319 on: August 17, 2009, 10:55:36 am »
I confess that..... ....you should come to e3 next year. :D

That doesn't really count as a confession, does it?

How does E3 work anyway, do I need to get a ticket for each day? or is a hotel reservation the only thing I need to worry about.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #320 on: August 17, 2009, 10:56:17 am »
i confess that i think I'd be uncomfortable in a  nudist colony.
I confess that nudism is awesome and it's a shame if you're right.

Plus...you're so good at being nude! (or nearly nude ;D)

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« Reply #321 on: August 17, 2009, 11:42:11 am »
I'm a Doctor about as much as I'm a small deep sea fish, but it would be very unusual if they wanted to examine you for that reason. However, have you considered getting an implant? I've known a few people with it, and they've all given it massive props, no problems at all, it's an option you might want to investigate if you haven't already.

I hope you're right, dear sir.

The problem with getting an implant is that I'm not eating birth control... As birth control. I'm not even sexually active.
I'm taking the pills as medication for a skin-condition, and that is what my perscription says too. (I also get them cheaper than other people because of that.)
This means I can't change brands or forms. I have to stick to this particular brand of pill.

Kanazaka: There was a confession in there! And there's a confession in here, too. :D


I wonder if your not putting yourself at risk by not letting your Doctor see the naughty bits. What if you have a "lump"? Also, if your worried your Doctor is getting off on examining you, you have to get a better Doctor. Gynocologists see like a thousand boobs and bushes a day so they tend to not care about yours one way or another. Then again, theres always that one perv so if you feel like that's what's going on, you might want to trust your instincts. You can also just do what I do with my boyfreind- "Just close your eyes and think of England!"  ::)
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Re: I confess
« Reply #322 on: August 17, 2009, 12:03:03 pm »



I wonder if your not putting yourself at risk by not letting your Doctor see the naughty bits. What if you have a "lump"? Also, if your worried your Doctor is getting off on examining you, you have to get a better Doctor. Gynocologists see like a thousand boobs and bushes a day so they tend to not care about yours one way or another. Then again, theres always that one perv so if you feel like that's what's going on, you might want to trust your instincts. You can also just do what I do with my boyfreind- "Just close your eyes and think of England!"  ::)
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I very well may be, (though lumps are usually in the breasts, and I can check my breasts by myself.) but I'd quite honestly rather die of cervical cancer than spread my legs infront of a stranger. Yes, that is how disturbed I am by the thought.
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« Reply #323 on: August 17, 2009, 12:07:03 pm »
Can you find a doctor that's a friend or a friend of a friend? Not to beat a dead horse, I just really don't want you dying of cirvical cancer.  :(
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« Reply #324 on: August 17, 2009, 12:11:12 pm »
Can you find a doctor that's a friend or a friend of a friend? Not to beat a dead horse, I just really don't want you dying of cirvical cancer.  :(

Are you worried about me?  ;D Please don't be. I'm fairly certain I won't die of cervical cancer. I'm more likely to die of, say, overeating.

And, er, the doctor being a friend won't help. I'd still feel violated. D: Do you know what they do? They stick a huge, white plastic scissor-thing inside and STRETCH you so they can see better inside! And then they SCRAPE you! How could anyone have that done to them and not feel violated? D:
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« Reply #325 on: August 17, 2009, 12:23:13 pm »
Okay, yeah that does sound bad. The scraping part I mean. That sounds gross and painful. Having your prostate checked as a guy sounds about the same. When I last had mine, the doctor was about 90 years old and had freezing cold, shakey hands. It was mortifying  :(. I've seen a lesbian porno with a speculum, however, so it's hard for me to not find that part erotic. Anyway, it's you're body so ultimently it's up to you.
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« Reply #326 on: August 17, 2009, 12:25:56 pm »
I confess that I'm really glad that I'm a guy (and that you were right, Razzly, but I was looking for the words "I confess").  A doctor looking at your testicles isn't very bad in comparison, and the most embarrassing instance of that was when I got epididymidis and a doctor used an ultrasound on them (including the gel).  And that wasn't too bad, really.

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« Reply #327 on: August 17, 2009, 12:29:33 pm »
I'm more likely to die of, say, overeating.
Or a high sodium level :p

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« Reply #328 on: August 17, 2009, 12:33:44 pm »
Ronin: Euugh, yes, I can so symphatize with any poor guy who has to get his prostate checked. That's another thing I would never allow to be done to me. (If I were a guy.)

Churba: Eaargh, yes, that's it! Shoo, vile thing! Just look at it, it's like a torture-device.

Kanazaka: Ultrasound on your testicles? That can't be nice. Oh, the things we go though. ._.
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« Reply #329 on: August 17, 2009, 12:35:23 pm »
IDK, It doesn't seem that bad, as long as the person doing it was extra gentel and used tons of lube. Actually, you'd be surprised what objects jammed into you can be appealing as long as someone is extra gentel and uses tons of lube  :P. But if a doc had a crappy bedside manner and jammed it in before you were ready, goddamn that would hurt.
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