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Re: I confess
« Reply #150 on: July 27, 2009, 11:49:33 pm »
I confess I'm in a good mood: I graduated as a Batchelor of Science   ;D ;D ;D ;D
I confess that that's awesome.  But I also confess that you spelled Bachelor wrong...unless it's different in Scotland.

i confess I had fabulous phone sex today :-[
I confess that holy crap! :-[  Amazing!

I confess that I don't think I could ever have "successful" phone sex...I'm not imaginative enough.  Well maybe with Razzly or someone like that, just because I know she's really hot.  (Don't worry Raz, I never have perverted thoughts about you (honest!), it's just that you're really pretty and have great eyes.)  But it couldn't be with someone shy, because not that I wouldn't talk, but I'd be sort of more on the quiet end of the spectrum.

I confess that I'm pantsless once again^_^
hardly a confession!  I think it has to be something that people don't already assume to qualify as a confession!! ::) :P
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Re: I confess
« Reply #151 on: July 28, 2009, 12:04:47 am »
*chuckles*

I confess the pantsless confession was a bit of a cop out. :P

I also confess I have a vastly visual imagination.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #152 on: July 28, 2009, 07:16:00 am »
I confess I put a T in Bachelor by accident and forgot to spell check.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #153 on: July 28, 2009, 09:07:21 pm »
I confess that I have several games that I've gone probably a year or so without playing because I'm at areas where I need to level grind, which I hate doing. I'm a very lazy gamer sometimes.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #154 on: July 29, 2009, 09:57:30 am »
*chuckles*

I confess the pantsless confession was a bit of a cop out. :P

I also confess I have a vastly visual imagination.

but do you get off on visual stimulation?  Because I think that's typically a guy thing...or is your imagination more fun than the real thing?

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Re: I confess
« Reply #155 on: July 29, 2009, 10:44:09 am »
i confess my imagination is no where near as good as the real thing. :-\ :(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #156 on: July 29, 2009, 11:20:23 am »
 :(
oh, that sounds sad!  Here's wishing you lots and lots of the real thing!!!

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Re: I confess
« Reply #157 on: July 29, 2009, 02:35:35 pm »
I confess i'm a bit scared to go to work tomorrow, i refused to go to work the past three days and my boss wants to talk to me.

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« Reply #158 on: July 29, 2009, 02:47:57 pm »
Ouch. But, I confess that I've been there with the work thing.

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« Reply #159 on: July 29, 2009, 02:54:25 pm »
Meh, i have my reasons and she knows... Just hope she isn't going to be a dick head about it and toss me to 18 hours a week (that's the minimum hours my contract requires) Because i can't live on that. But she has threatened with that. Ze biatch!

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Re: I confess
« Reply #160 on: July 29, 2009, 03:04:48 pm »
Meh, i have my reasons and she knows... Just hope she isn't going to be a dick head about it and toss me to 18 hours a week (that's the minimum hours my contract requires) Because i can't live on that. But she has threatened with that. Ze biatch!
Stab her IN THE TEETH!

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« Reply #161 on: July 29, 2009, 03:09:47 pm »
Stab her IN THE TEETH!

I confess i LOL`d big time!
I might do that! Wonder if that'll keep me my job tho...

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Re: I confess
« Reply #162 on: July 29, 2009, 09:31:58 pm »
:(
oh, that sounds sad!  Here's wishing you lots and lots of the real thing!!!

thanks. :-*

I confess I needed that after the craptastic day at work.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #163 on: July 29, 2009, 09:49:37 pm »
I confess that I got bored and Built a Taser - and not a dodgey "Get the capacitors out of a disposable camera with a flash, and shock your friends" sort, of the "Don't shock your friends, because it will put them down like a sack of potatoes!" variety.

I also confess that this was far more fun than making my home-brew self defense spray.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #164 on: July 29, 2009, 09:55:32 pm »
i confess I had to look up red light worker when it first showed in my account.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #165 on: July 29, 2009, 10:07:17 pm »
I confess that I WTFed Tank Girl, Mystique, Typhoid Mary and Harley Quinn started Following me on twitter.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #166 on: July 29, 2009, 10:47:30 pm »
Excuse the double post, In bed posting from my iPhone, and I can't be bothered editing previous post to include it.

I confess that I was thinking of her again, and all was well, until I remembered and thought of that saaaaaarf london scumbag, and now I just feel angry, sorry for her, and sick to my stomach. I won't say the reason why I feel sorry for her now, a little bit of it, maybe later, if at all.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #167 on: July 29, 2009, 10:58:57 pm »
I confess that I WTFed Tank Girl, Mystique, Typhoid Mary and Harley Quinn started Following me on twitter.

Mmm, Typhoid Mary.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #168 on: July 30, 2009, 01:08:39 am »
PHWOAARR tank  8)
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #169 on: July 30, 2009, 10:21:46 pm »
i confess I've never been on twitter
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Re: I confess
« Reply #170 on: July 31, 2009, 12:07:45 am »
I confess I hate the group called the Eagles
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Re: I confess
« Reply #171 on: July 31, 2009, 12:11:02 pm »
I confess I just stuffed myself with over half of my recommended daily calorie intake in one go. And it's not the first time.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #172 on: July 31, 2009, 12:36:21 pm »
I confess I got bored, and built myself another Taser - a Kick-taser this time, same basic design, but with a higher volts and lower amps, and also - here's where the "kick" part comes in - with a big f-off capacitor, with a trigger button. So basically, you turn it on, and give it three seconds or so to charge, when the capacitor's full, you hit the trigger button to dump the entire charge into whatever poor sucker you've got it touching at the time.

I'm working on a version that has an on/off switch and an arming switch, with the actual jolt being triggered by pushing the tines back - Ie, when you jab someone with it.

Also - it makes an impressive noise when you ground it out - It's a flash, a cracking noise, and a strong whiff of ozone. (Because I haven't figured out how to safely empty the capacitor without actually firing it.)

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Re: I confess
« Reply #173 on: July 31, 2009, 12:43:03 pm »
What next Churba? one where the wires come flying out?
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Re: I confess
« Reply #174 on: July 31, 2009, 01:18:58 pm »
What next Churba? one where the wires come flying out?
Nah, the only challenge in that is how to get the cable spool to avoid shorting out the whole thing. Take a gas powered airsoft gun, Strip out the working parts, mount an extra barrel to your assembly plus upsize the flow valves, load your darts into the barrels, cable spool underneath, in line with the barrels, connect cable to your taser assembly, and you're sorted. Bigger than my usual versions(which are about the size of a slim TV remote) but still, not to hard, apart from the spool problem. You could use insulated wire, but it's too heavy and not flexible enough to what is needed.

I'm not an English citizen, so no gun license, and not cashed up enough to find and head out to any local long-rifle ranges, so building these toys is a good way to get stress out.

I confess that I'm propably a guy you want around, come the zombie apocalypse.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #175 on: July 31, 2009, 01:37:33 pm »
heh, I guess I would be too, what with welding up the delivery frame for a flamer at a workshop I had some practical studies at a few years ago (The preassure and fuel tanks was never present, nor was the fuel lines)

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Re: I confess
« Reply #176 on: July 31, 2009, 01:44:30 pm »
Prefer the good old double barreled shotgun in the cabnet behind me
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Re: I confess
« Reply #177 on: July 31, 2009, 01:58:20 pm »
Prefer the good old double barreled shotgun in the cabnet behind me
I confess that I could make a passable gun that you could safely use in a very short period of time. Give me a week, and I can even make it look like a gun.

I also confess that you'd want to be shooting slugs from that 12-bore if you're taking zombies, shot just doesn't have enough oomph, unless you're at a range that you really don't want to be at with zombies.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #178 on: July 31, 2009, 05:48:00 pm »
I confess there is nothing that states 'on a purge' like a flamethrower

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Re: I confess
« Reply #179 on: July 31, 2009, 05:51:58 pm »
I confess that I'm in Sydney, celebrating my Granny's 80th and blaming all my farts on my 1 year old Nephew *LOL*
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