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I confess
« on: July 02, 2009, 07:32:00 pm »
As seen on forums everywhere, This is the topic where you confess to stuff. Happy, sad, good bad, don't matter. Just get confessing, it's good for the soul. We Will not judge you.

I confess that I counted the women I trust - on precisely one hand.

I confess that I came up with a system to count to 25 on one hand.

Lastly, I confess that my first confession didn't involve my second, I did it the normal way.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 07:37:40 pm »
I confess that back in primary school I opened the the cage for my sister's budgie before we left for the shops so it could have free range of the house (which we often let it have while we were home) and it flew straight through the front door when we got back.

The Budgie did not figure out how to open it's own cage like I have let my family believe for the past *counts* 19 years.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 07:40:30 pm »
I confess that it is impossible for me to trust guys.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 07:42:08 pm »
I confess that I couldn't sleep for thinking.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2009, 12:16:14 am »
I confess that I've never trusted anyone, really. :P nyeh.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2009, 12:23:55 am »
I confess that I go down one way streets against traffic on my mountian bike.well iam going one way after all.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 02:09:37 am »
Aww, Charles.

I confess that when I was maybe 5, I held one of our gerbils by the tail so that the tail snapped in two. In my panic I told my parents that the other one had bitten it off, and that's what they still believe.
Haunts me still.  :( But the rodent lived.

I confess that I've stolen candy from my sister's stash on multiple occasions.

I confess that men with glasses nauseate me. As do redheaded men.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 02:50:33 am »
I confess I have a superficial crush on somebody I've never met and it makes me extremely uncomfortable.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 03:12:13 am »
I confess I have a superficial crush on somebody I've never met and it makes me extremely uncomfortable.
I love you to Pozf  :-*

*kidding* don't mean to make fun of you sorry.

@Razzly: I know, they seem like fairly little things in the scheme of things but you still hold the guilt over them.

I confess that My wife knows nothing of my fully online photo fun from feet to arse to Smurfett underware.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 03:15:15 am by charles »
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Re: I confess
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2009, 03:29:25 am »
I confess that it's a nasty day outside, and I don't want to do anything, but I have to. Bloody english weather.

Also, I confess that if one more person here asks me if I came over here for the weather, I'll punch them in the goddamned throat.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2009, 11:52:01 am »
I confess that I actually stole my first trombone.

I told my parents it was from the school and I told the school it was from my parents.
And as of right now, I still have it but it's broken... :(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2009, 01:43:21 pm »
I confess I have a superficial crush on somebody I've never met and it makes me extremely uncomfortable.
I love you to Pozf  :-*

yay I don't have to hide anymore :P

But seriously
I confess that If I'm not the best among people around my skill level, I get annoyed and kinda depressed.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2009, 01:45:10 pm »
I confess that I'm still pretty shy aorund people guess thats why i prefer heading out to the hills.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2009, 02:12:43 pm »
I confess that I have an enormous, super-nerdy Yuna-poster on my wall.

I confess that I feel much, much younger than I am.

I confess that I have sleeping troubles, because I'm afraid a monster/murderer will appear in my room when I close my eyes.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2009, 04:40:42 am »
I confess that I may have just missed my chance to go to skin2 and hang out with a gorgeous woman who I suspect is somewhat fond of me dressed up as an absinthe fairy, because I can't afford to get into town - Because I spent the last of my cash on phone credit, to text said Gorgeous woman to apologies for not getting credit and texting her sooner.

I just facepalmed so hard that the heel of my hand just rebounded off my spine.

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« Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 05:23:06 am by Churba »

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Re: I confess
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2009, 04:50:47 am »
I confess that I didn't study the next 500 pages of the Final I have to do the day after tomorrow and I'm posting here instead of studying.
I confess that I sleep with two Marylin Monroe everynight, how lucky I am.



I confess that I love to wear All Stars, and I'm 27  ;D



I confess I'm starting to love this forum  :o
« Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 04:56:49 am by Andrea »

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Re: I confess
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2009, 09:04:35 pm »
I already confessed this to my parents....but I once punched a hole in my bedroom wall and hid it behind a picture for almost five years.

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Re: I confess
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2009, 02:08:43 am »
I confess aparently I make Razzly feel sick  :( :(
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Re: I confess
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2009, 03:39:59 am »
I confess aparently I make Razzly feel sick  :( :(

D: What makes you think -that- you silly?
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Re: I confess
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2009, 04:26:59 am »
"I confess that men with glasses nauseate me."

^that does since I wear glasses
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Re: I confess
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2009, 04:39:34 am »
"I confess that men with glasses nauseate me."

^that does since I wear glasses

Aww, I see.

As long as you're not a redhead too, it should be fine. <3
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Re: I confess
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2009, 04:41:24 am »
would it make you any happier to know that I also wear contact lenses Razzly?
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Re: I confess
« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2009, 04:43:36 am »
would it make you any happier to know that I also wear contact lenses Razzly?

Why yes. <3 So do I.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2009, 04:44:48 am »
Good ho!  ;D

I confess I think I have a Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
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Re: I confess
« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2009, 06:58:27 am »
I confess that I have commitment issues of sorts.

I confess I cry sometimes when I feel as if I'm wasting my life, and ruining myself by going to bed too late and waking too late.

I also confess that I have feelings for several people on this forum.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2009, 08:57:19 am »


I also confess that I have feelings for several people on this forum.

I love you too, Chag! <3

Ahem, more seriously though, I confess that I have extreme issues being the 'bad' child, and I cry every time my siblings do something better than me.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2009, 09:45:44 am »
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Ahem, more seriously though, I confess that I have extreme issues being the 'bad' child, and I cry every time my siblings do something better than me.
Your siblings can't be more talented :S.....Your voice and music....are you telling me you have siblings who are capable of producing stuff like that...and those eyes???

I confess i really would have liked one of my friends to have been at my graduation, just for me :s

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Re: I confess
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2009, 11:49:44 am »
I confess that during my Degree years (S) I had a bit of a melt down and lost focus due to outside influances got another chance and totaly blew it.
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Re: I confess
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2009, 12:50:44 pm »
I confess that during my Degree years (S) I had a bit of a melt down and lost focus due to outside influances got another chance and totaly blew it.

Been there. :(

But it ended out working out for the better for me. No regrets!

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Re: I confess
« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2009, 12:55:44 pm »
In my case there is a regret Akashayi........4 years down the tube and only three certificates out of it     :-\  and one of them is towards my engineer's license and done through another section of the collge i was at.
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