A little pit of rage

[Dragonizer]

Here, Pozf. I'll give you my dagger for a day. Use it wisely.

[Pozf]

Awesome, thanks.

I should have it back to you by tomorrow night.

[akashayi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.

./cough

that is all.

[leana]

WHYYYYYYYYY????For fucks sake why does my car always stop at crucial moments?
And why do i doubt my friends integrity and affection?
And why do people die?

[Emp_Dragon]

1) most likely because of old age or insufficient maintenance or lack of funds for fuel or a combination of the above.
2) No idea
3) To provide souls for the chaos gods

[Smiles]

to put it mildly:

I HATE MY CAR!!!!

[Oddball]

GRRRRRRRRR@ dad's and being here, he switched off the extensions thinking they where all ready off meaning I lost internet connection and a a load of work when the laptop turned off due its battery settings.

[CrystalDragonSpaceMarine]

My roommate seems to think the act of anyone putting into their mouth = oral sex, and makes jokes at it as such.

I.e. if someone is brushing their teeth, it's like they're givin' a blowjob, right?

 

[Churba]

I.e. if someone is brushing their teeth, it's like they're givin' a blowjob, right?

Only if your Penis has bristles.

[akashayi]

Or if you use jizz instead of toothpaste.

[CrystalDragonSpaceMarine]

I.e. if someone is brushing their teeth, it's like they're givin' a blowjob, right?

Only if your Penis has bristles.

Well...

[akashayi]

if your penis has bristles, you've let too many people's mouths/etc near it. Bad, bad, bad.

Now, I need to go vomit and find a unicorn chaser to get the imagery out of my head. ARG.

[CrystalDragonSpaceMarine]

if your penis has bristles, you've let too many people's mouths/etc near it. Bad, bad, bad.

The only time -3 will be "too many".

Now, I need to go vomit and find a unicorn chaser to get the imagery out of my head. ARG.

I aim to please. (and please, take that as filthily as you possibly can)

[akashayi]

if your aim is that good, I'm forcefully kissing you afterwards.

[Churba]

if your aim is that good, I'm forcefully kissing you afterwards.

Why leave it till afterward - I say just about a second before, and then hold on.

[Pozf]

Hokayyyy then... I think I need some mind bleach now

Back to the rage though!

Random things that change in games that Make NO sense.

Such as being able to jump on something one minute, then going and doing the next part of the story, and All of the sudden it's "too weak" to support my weight. Seriously? Probably what was 10 minutes of actually game time, and all of the sudden i'm too heavy. AND THEN 5 seconds later I take out the enemies I was forced to engage, the structure can magically hold my weight again...

It's really shitty to force me to do that. next time instead of using random physics holes, design the fucking area a little bigger...


Edit: Now my ears are ringing because I forgot earplugs for drum lessons... so I'm angry at myself. Ow.

[CrystalDragonSpaceMarine]

At least the Saw movie will help go towards my paycheck. Hu-zzah.

[Oddball]

Petrol driven chainsaws go fuck yersel, I do like them but not when I'm trying to sleep after a 12hr night shift and being awake for 24hrs straight. had two of them going off across the street clearing out a garden.

[leana]

That suck...i feel sorry for you, did you try earplugs?

[Oddball]

Threw them out ages ago 

[Emp_Dragon]

It's getting cold outside!

[Razzly]

I can't fucking believe the bullshit today.

Flat wheel on my car. A MONTH AFTER MOVING HERE, AND HAVING ONLY BEEN DRIVING BACK AND FORTH THE SAME GOD DAMN STREET EVERY DAY.
The spare tire is at my old place, 8 hours with car and 5 hours of ferry away from here, and even if I did have it here, I don't have -any- idea how to change tires on a car.

I don't have a bike, so I'll have to walk to school, in freezing cold, without any kind of winter shoes because SOMEONE decided to chew enormous holes into EVERY SINGLE PAIR. Wet socks and cold toes and frost. Can anyone say the flu?

Speaking of shoe-chewing... The dog has been pooping on the floor, every day, since last week while I've been at school. I took her out TWICE this morning before school, giving her plenty of time to do her stuff (which she spent chasing after fucking leaves. Idiot animal.) while I was trembling in the cold... But no! Instead, she'll crap on the fucking floor for the third time while I'm at school.

Anyone want a nice belgian dog fur? I'll sell it to you for five bucks.

[Emp_Dragon]

You do know that's a stress reaction from beeing left alone by her only pack member right?

[Razzly]

She didn't do it before! What is she expressing her stress reactions now for?

[Oddball]

GRRRR this could only happen to me: was out and about up North took a friend of mine to see one her frineds in hospital. While she was visiting I went off to do a spot of geocahcing(explain later) got out of the car went a few metres from the car, looked down at the discribtion of the loction looked and my glasses got blown away by a really strong gust of wind and disapeared.  Luckily I had my contact lenses and my prescribtion sunglasses with me. Ok it was really windy all day on saturday so should of went for ones in town instead of out in the country.

[charles]

I'd just figure that she prefers to do her business in warm comfort *lol*

On the tyre problem. Many car tyres fit other cars so if you know someone else with a spare tyre then it might fit your car and let you make the drive to pickup your own or give you some time until you can afford to get the busted one fixed or replaced (which might be a while if you spent all your dosh on moving).

My rage.... errr... Damn I'm bad at finding stuff to get angry about... Ahh! My wife just started snoring! so... Grrr... Arghhh   

EDIT: *PMSL* and then she rolled over and face first into my armpit while I was streatching my arms up *ROTFL* she rolled back pretty quick after a wiff of them *giggles*. Don't you all just wanna get married now  *lol*

[Emp_Dragon]

She didn't do it before! What is she expressing her stress reactions now for?

I guess new place, new people she might not be comfortable with, new smells, all adding up to angst that can only be kept in check as long as you are there to provide a sense of security.

[Razzly]

But she didn't do it for the entire first month that we lived here!

Charles, thanks. I honestly don't know what to do though, because I don't know how to change tires on a car anyway. I've gotten myself into an ENORMOUS monetary mess, and I don't know how to get through it... Why did I ever accept a car as a gift? It's mostly been a nuisance with a few benefits every now and then.

[Emp_Dragon]

Then sell the car, buy a decent bike with a set of extra winter tyres, a good lock and some new, dog-proof shoes

[charles]

Quick instructions:
1 Park on a flat surface
2 Take the Jack/Lifter and tyre iron (thing to unscrew bolts) and spare tyre out of the car
3 loosen the bolts on the flat tyre with the tyre iron (don't fully unscrew them)
4 place jack/lift under side of car near flat tyre. you'll see some small groves in the side for it to fit into
4 jack/lift the car up until flat tyre leaves ground
5 unscrew the bolts on the tyre the remainder of the way and remove tyre.
6 place new tyre on and tighten the bolts to a reasonable amount (not super tight yet)
7 lower the car back to the ground
8 tighten the bolts as much as you can with the tyre iron.
9 pack everything away

Sexist solution: Find a bloke or anyone who's done it before.  Actually this might be your only solution as even if you know how to change a tyre those bolts are usually VERY tight and difficult to get off (last time I changed one I had to STAND with my FULL weight on the tyre iron and jump up and down a bit to get them loose).