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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #330 on: September 17, 2009, 08:41:55 am »
OH YES! Tiger balm in her underwear, and dribble some chili sauce on her eyeliner and let dry...

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #331 on: September 17, 2009, 08:56:54 am »
ok those Ideas are better than anything that I can come up with just now and all my ideas involved super glue. BIG hugs Razzly  8)
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #332 on: September 17, 2009, 09:00:28 am »
I'd totally put tiger balm in her panties, but I don't think the effect is as great since she doesn't seem to know what she's done wrong.
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #333 on: September 17, 2009, 09:10:59 am »
I'd totally put tiger balm in her panties, but I don't think the effect is as great since she doesn't seem to know what she's done wrong.
Some people are just stupid, in some ways. You told her you liked him, and she hooked up with him - WTF is she thinking, if she thinks that this is alright? Does she think that it's alright because they're not dating? That it's alright because you wern't? I seriously cannot fathom how she could be so fucking thoughtless and stupid.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #334 on: September 17, 2009, 09:54:41 am »
Or you could just ask him to come to your bed instead in the future XD

And put the tiger balm in her panties... all of them!
Oh, and don't forget to swap the tea in her teabags for coffe and to fill her shoes up with gel of some kind... *evil grin*
If you feel really evil you can also drill a tiny hole in the bottom of her favourite cup or super-glue it to the kitchen sink :P

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #335 on: September 17, 2009, 10:11:23 am »
heheehe super glue any zips on her clothes shut
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #336 on: September 17, 2009, 10:34:58 am »
If you feel really evil you can also drill a tiny hole in the bottom of her favourite cup or super-glue it to the kitchen sink :P
Or chip off the handle of her favorite mug, and then glue it back on with some cheap glue that's heat-sensitive, so that when she puts something hot in it, the handle breaks off

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #337 on: September 17, 2009, 10:35:48 am »
That was a good one Churba ;D

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #338 on: September 17, 2009, 11:30:32 am »
I'd totally put tiger balm in her panties, but I don't think the effect is as great since she doesn't seem to know what she's done wrong.
Some people are just stupid, in some ways. You told her you liked him, and she hooked up with him - WTF is she thinking, if she thinks that this is alright? Does she think that it's alright because they're not dating? That it's alright because you wern't? I seriously cannot fathom how she could be so fucking thoughtless and stupid.


I mean, usually, you'd say something like, "I like them too...I guess it's on!"

You don't just do something skeezy like that.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #339 on: September 17, 2009, 12:09:25 pm »
I mean, usually, you'd say something like, "I like them too...I guess it's on!"

You don't just do something skeezy like that.
Agreed, that sort of thing just isn't on, to the point where if I were the guy in that situation, I would have refused the housemate's advances. Hurting other people isn't the way to go, with these things.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #340 on: September 17, 2009, 12:11:10 pm »
Well, I bet he was kept completely in the dark about the emotions of our precious and beloved Razzly.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #341 on: September 17, 2009, 12:14:09 pm »
Yes, Emp is right. Guy had absolutely no idea. ._.' (Thank you Emp, but I'm really not all that precious)

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #342 on: September 17, 2009, 12:23:14 pm »
Yes, Emp is right. Guy had absolutely no idea. ._.' (Thank you Emp, but I'm really not all that precious)
Yet to me, and probably to a number of other people in here, you are precious to a varying extent :-*

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #343 on: September 17, 2009, 02:57:59 pm »
Yes, Emp is right. Guy had absolutely no idea. ._.'

So what? Doesn't hide the fact that your roomie's a whore.
Do something violent to her, 'kay? :3

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #344 on: September 17, 2009, 05:57:02 pm »
Oh man Razzly. Whatever you do, don't let this get to your ego. You're beautiful and geeky and people don't know what they're missing! I know that might not sound like a lot coming from someone over the internet, but you're an incredibly desirable person. And relationships aren't the kind of thing you really just want to jump into, anyway.

Your roommate sounds like a real winner. Screw both of them, you just have to keep meeting people.

But yeah. Chin up.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #345 on: September 17, 2009, 05:59:28 pm »
So what? Doesn't hide the fact that your roomie's a whore.

I was wondering when somebody was gonna say it.
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #346 on: September 17, 2009, 06:58:35 pm »
Oh man Razzly. Whatever you do, don't let this get to your ego. You're beautiful and geeky and people don't know what they're missing! I know that might not sound like a lot coming from someone over the internet, but you're an incredibly desirable person. And relationships aren't the kind of thing you really just want to jump into, anyway.
*Nods* I agree entirely, they don't know what they're missing. I'd say that whoever that other person is you mentioned in your post are worth far more than the type of bloke who'd just jump into bed with someone like your roommate.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #347 on: September 17, 2009, 07:34:51 pm »
Yes, Emp is right. Guy had absolutely no idea. ._.' (Thank you Emp, but I'm really not all that precious)




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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #348 on: September 17, 2009, 09:48:15 pm »
Aww.. Akasha, now I want to cuddle you. ;_;

Thanks everyone, but, I don't think there's anything I can do to my clueless roommate. >.>

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #349 on: September 18, 2009, 12:16:25 am »
Well if you cant do it can we do it for you Razzly?  ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #350 on: September 18, 2009, 12:35:06 pm »
I think we are all for hire to "clean"up your roommate ;)

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #351 on: September 18, 2009, 12:36:43 pm »
I'll torture her with some of my bad jokes  ;D
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #352 on: September 18, 2009, 12:39:15 pm »
Finally somebody else will have to deal with them * :P *

If you wanted I could probably make her go fetal and cry >.>;
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #353 on: September 18, 2009, 10:27:28 pm »
Fucking Axe commercials.
Seriously, wtf.

K, you seen that one with the anti-perspirant axe? With the guy with the gushers of sweats spraying out from his armpits. It's...disgusting!

Here's a hint, guys. Next time you want to market me a "sexy" product...MAKE THE COMMERCIAL SEXY. Not disgusting. Mmkay?

Jeez, what happened to the axe commercials with lots of hot girls?

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #354 on: September 19, 2009, 02:13:34 am »
I hate commercials with hot girls.

What makes them think I want to see that? D<
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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #355 on: September 19, 2009, 03:08:53 am »
I like to see them...believe me...it's all for me :)

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #356 on: September 19, 2009, 08:53:23 am »
I hate commercials with hot girls.

What makes them think I want to see that? D<

But Axe isn't being marketed to you.  :P

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #357 on: September 19, 2009, 01:52:53 pm »
The only thing I'm really mad about was how difficult my calculus exam was yesterday  >:(.  I wasn't able to finish it, partly because of its difficulty, but also because it was way too long to finish in 50 minutes.  I'm glad I have plenty of time to improve my grade, though, since I know I'm going to receive a very bad grade on that first exam.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #358 on: September 19, 2009, 02:13:54 pm »
Massive datefail. Don' wanna talk about it.

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Re: A little pit of rage
« Reply #359 on: September 19, 2009, 02:30:32 pm »
My head HURTS!

And so does my stomach... And neck. And heart.
Everything hurts. ;_;
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