Hey, its been a while kids.. Been super busy with.. you know. LIFE. Not the fun stuff nope, not one bit!
I've got beef with a few things.. first off BAD DOGS. Yesterday i was almost over an hour and a half late getting out of work because of ONE dog. Sure it was a standard poodle, but the thing was a train wreck. He had bad allergies so he had these sores all over his legs, and the owner didn't even warn me. And because of those sores he didnt' want me to touch his legs, so he felt the undying need to jump and kick and bark the whole groom. I forgot to add a handeling fee. At that point i just wanted to get those dogs out. -_-;; not to mention the dog had really nasty infected ears.. That OF COURSE couldn't get plucked propperly because of the extent of chunks of black sticky mass in them. YAY!
My other beef is with doctors and how they just dont' give a shit anymore. If you don't want to hear gross nasty details, i'd say skip just skip over the following area.
So yeah, doctors don't give a shit, 'nuff said. About 6 or 7 months ago i went and "dropped a deuce" like normal, flushed etc. And afterwards i decided to take a shower, so i took my pants completely off and sat back down on the toilet seat. To which i heard a splashing sound, and stood up to check. And what would you know, blood just totally poured out of my anus. it wasn't menstral, i would know that.. i'm a woman for gods sake. So i went to my regular doctor, and asked her about it. i took the time to tell her about all my abdominal issues, such as if i eat ANYTHING reguardless of how bland and so forth that my stomach would bloat. That i have constant cramping in my sides and have issues sleeping from this, and of course the rectal bleeding an dhow somtimes there would be smudges on my excretions. BUT most importantly about this is i told her that i had no problem actually going to the bathroom, and that i acutally had a sense of urgency after every meal to have to "go".
After having a good 10-15 minutes explaining the ammount of discomfort and so forth, she says "oh, its sounds like you have constepation. Just buy some miralax and here's a prescription for a salve you'll need to put around your rectom". I remind her that i have no problem actually going to the bath room, and even how my mother has always called me a "power pooper" cause i can be in and out of the bathroom to drop a deuce in under 3 minutes etc etc. She's like "no, it has to be constepation, just try what i suggested and call me if you still have an issues".. I'm immediately like "NEW DOCTOR PLEASE".
And for four days i had excessive bleeding from my bum bum. Every time i'd sit on the toilet or anywhere really there'd be blood. I actually started wearing pads etc.
SO new doctor. She seems to take me seriously. i tell her everything she seems to listen, and says "i'll have you consoultate with a GI doctor." so i'm like "YAY! SOMEONE WHO'S AN EXPERT!". And i go, burning 40 minutes and 3 1/2 hours of my day in a waiting room. I meet my GI doctor and tell him all of my symptoms. So he's like "well lets take a peek". And so i get posistioned and he gets out a mini-scope and well.. takes a peek. And immediately he's all "oh wow, looks like quite a bit of inflamation". So i ask "does this mean you're going to order me a colonoscopy?" and he straight up says "no." i ask why..he says "Well, you're not bleeding any more right? so it seems the problem has pretty much fixed itsself. but if it happens again, come see me. i dont' want to look w/out it actually bleeding."
.. Again, i'm furious so i decide "NEW DOCTOR PLEASE". because it turns out regular doctors can bypass a specialist and order specific things etc etc. And my doctor didn't take me seriously apparently.
So go to new doctor that my friend works at. I meet the assistant and my new doctor Danielle. While the assisstant is putting my info in i'm telling her my medical history and so forth, and we talk about my anal bleeding. and she's like "thats, never good, tell danielle about it first thing". of course i don't and talk about my asthma and how its hard to manage etc. So she gives me an Advair sample, and needless to say i found the core of my insomnia, I CANT' BREATHE AT NIGHT
and now i sleep the whole night through.
Anyways, then i tell her about my GI history, and when i get to the rectal bleeding part she immediatly stops typing and gives me this "Wtf" look and asks "Why didn't your doctor order you a colonoscopy?". so i'm like "i though she knew what she was doing so i trusted her judgement to a degree but i wanted another opinon.". So the next thing she says is "well, i'm ordering you a colonoscopy. its not pleasent but i want you to get one. You're never too young to have a problem.".
So ends my beef with ALL doctors. Danielle is cool in my book. and next is the colonoscopy..just gotta figure out a time. @_@
...i thinks thats all for now