any ideas how to have milk for tea with no access to refrigeration?
Well, there is always UHT milk, though the taste is inferior. However, there is always iceboxes, liquid nitrogen(available from your local welding supply store), dry ice, so on.
if you could control one element in the universe what would it be?
Carbon, of course, because then I could use it to form perfect diamonds, and make a massive, massive amount of money, so that I could do what I want and not have to mess about.
what is your favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower, I suppose. I don't know, I've never really thought about it.
what is the last song you listened too?
A tim Minchin song called "A ten foot cock and a hundred virgins"
what did you have for breakfast?
Buttered toast. I'm a simple man, when I'm not awake, And since I quit smoking recently, it rather curtails my traditional morning intake, which my father always reffered to as a "Whore's breakfast" - a smoke and a cup of tea.
what's in the middle?
On me? Fat, and hair, with some muscle buried somewhere underneath.
do you like zucchini?
I do, actually. I never used to, but I came around to it.
what is the sum of two very large cats?
A Mega cat, very confused about it's origins.
if you divide tea by two what do you obtain?
You can't divide tea by two, because I already drank it.
sunset or sunrise?
Sunrise, I enjoy, and sunset, I enjoy. It's pretty equal, really, it more depends who I'm with at the time. Call me an old-school romantic if you must.