what took you so long?
I assume you meant it took me long enough to get back on the forum, and the reason was I was spending every waking minute with salubivires.
Will the world end before the sun explodes?
Maybe, maybe not. If it does, it will be human's fault.
will everyone recognize me without a Sailor Moon Avvy?
Of course I do - Avvy or not, you're still smiles.
what are you listening too?
Yo Mama by butterfingers. Choice song.
are you eating right now?
No, but I'm about to be when I finish this post.
what would the doctor prescribe to a cow with purple spots?
If he's an English doctor, probably ridiculous amounts of strong drugs for the wrong reason without investigating the patient's mental history.
what do you do on your weekends away from home?
Try and find a job. I live in England now, every weekend is a weekend away from home.
do you take many vacations?
Not really, no.
what was the last vacation you took?
I honestly can't remember.
where is your dream vacation spot?
Somewhere with a nice beach, good surf, and good rum.
what name would you pick for your firstborn child?
I should not have children. I would not be a good father.
have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth?
No, but They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and I own a tollbooth there.
what is the last book you read for fun?
Black Man, By Richard Morgan
do pigs ever meow?
I've never heard one, I don't know.
what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow?
The opposite end?
have you had Quiche?
Yeah, but I don't like it much.
do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)?
It's alright on a pizza, particularly with fetta cheese. otherwise, not much.
do you know what a Popple is?
nope
have you ever seen "Duckula"?
Yep.
how long has it been since you first started using the internet?
About 1996 or so, just over a decade.
what do you think of cell phones?
They're called mobile phones, ma'am, and I don't really have much of an opinion either way on them. They're ok, I suppose.
do you like peas?
Yeah, they're alright.
is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup?
That depends on how thick the fog is, doesn't it?
how many licks does it take to get to the center?
Of the earth? Millions, and none of them very plesant.
what is your favorite pudding?
Yorkshire.
Do you like Jello?
I fuckin' love jelly.
how do you eat pie?
There is a joke in there involving salubivires, but I'll leave it out for now. Suffice it to say, I usualy pick the slice up and eat it from the pointy end to the wide end.
what is your favorite color?
Green or Aubergine.
have you ever seen a green sky?
Nope.
Do you ever remember your nightmares in detail?
Rarely.
what creeps you out?
Small children with English accents.
have you ever had Deja Vu?
Many times.
would you like to live on the moon?
No, there isn't any air.
when was the last time you watched a bugs bunny cartoon?
About a week ago.
what kind of puppy you would be if you were a dog?
Probably a shitzu.
tadpoles or frogs?
Frogs
Have you seen Madagascar 2?
Nope.
do you like cute fluffy animal movies?
when was the last time you
:Generaly, no.
went to the zoo?
With salubivires and my sister, nearly a year ago.
saw a swan?
The first and last time I saw a swan was in otley, with salubivires.
fed bread crumbs to ducks?
see above.
watched a squirrel run around your yard?
Squirrels don't run in my yard, but I saw one down the park running about a few weeks ago.
went for a walk?
every morning I walk before I jog, to get my heart rate up.
went for a bike ride?
Don't know, proably a few months ago. My bike broke, I can't afford to fix it.
rode on the back of a hay ride?
never.
stopped and smelled a rose?
A long, long time ago.
did something that embarrassed you till you blushed?
months and months ago.
were really scared?
I decline to talk about the details, suffice to say very recently.
have you ever seen a deer?
have you ever eaten a deer?
Yes and yes, it was very tasty.
have you asked me new q's in my truth thread today?
No, I've been busy.
do you know what Lemmings are known for?
Yes, Being in a popular videogame.
what is the oldest thing in your fridge right now?
Mold?
do you have popcorn?
Not right now, but I wish I did.
do you like salt or butter on your popcorn?
Both, but I can't stand sweet popcorn.
ever had:
frog legs?
escargot?
rabbit?
Duck?
miso Soup?
French Onion soup?
fried green beans?
Yes to all of the above.
ever eaten a worm?
When I was a little kid, yeah.
have you ever eaten turtle?
No, I like turtles, they are spared from my hunger.
how do 5 and 5 make 12?
I see you've been marking small childeren's math homework again.
have you read Alice and Wonderland?
Yes.
how old is Old?
At least 20 years older than me.
do you believe in magic?
Not in the literal sense, no, however things can be Magical.
technically doesn't money actually grow on trees...?
Not where I come from, it's made of plastic.
have you ever written a fanfiction?
Yes, it was terrible.
What is the worst fanfiction you have ever read?
Half life: Full life Consequences.
what do you think of when you hear the name Bob?
Down.
Do you like Dr Suess?
Do I? Or do I not? Little do you know it's all gone to pot.
what is the one nightmare you remember?
Salubivires was in a bad situation, she was being hurt by someone, and not only couldn't I do anything, she didn't even realize she was in it, and was actively helping it along.
does mickey mouse clone his ears for the mickey mouse hats?
Unless he's made of plastic, not likely.
what is your favorite color cotton candy?
Blue.
have you seen the Broadway play CATS?
Yes.
do you have to pay taxes?
Yes, quite a bit of tax.
would you like to collect rubber duckies?
Not particularly, I have no interest in them.
do you have a rubber duckie?
I did, but I lost it.
what kind of food do you find erotic?
That depends, who am I eating it off?
do you think oysters are really and aphrodisiac?
Nope, but I'm perfectly willing to use them on people who do think so.
Do you like short shorts?
Only on other people.
do you think the Purple people eater would eat you?
Propably not, I'm too chewy.
icecream and cookies are a great combo yes?
GOD YES.
do you prefer to ask questions or answer them?
Definitely answer.
what is your favorite part of work?
Well, at the moment, any work would be nice.
what is your favorite recipe?
I have many, but my curries are particularly good.
would you like to eat a Popsicle right now?
Not really. I'm kinda cold, and feeling a bit down.
do you like raisins?
Love them. I have a big bag of them in my desk.
what is the weirdest thing you've heard lately?
I don't want to say right now, maybe later.
are you trusting of others?
Not really, no. In fact, I'm quite misanthropic.
what is your personal space boundary?
It varies, but when walking, about a foot and a half, unless I'm romanticly involved with the person.
do you like ducks?
Yes, they're quite duckish.
what thought enters your head at the words "klingon love poetry"?
"Virgin for life"
do you have a vegetable garden at home?
No, unfortunately.
and now tonight's q's:
what is your favorite kind of hot tea?
Earl Grey.
what is your favorite kind of iced tea?
Lemon.
have you ever been to or thrown a tea party?
Yes to both. I recall salubi once threw us a morocan breakfast tea party sort of thing on my front deck, completely out of the blue, it was wonderful.
do you think throwing a long island iced tea party is a good idea?
Always.
do you still work in a bar?
I quit working at the bar, worked at another bar, quit when they treated Salubivires really badly(she worked there too, at the time) and then worked as a flight attendant for a while, and then at a petrol station, before I came to england, where I've worked at a bar, for a charity, and For a classy resturant(the last one I got fired from because Salubivires Psycho new boyfriend kept ringing in complaints, and they took the lying little scumbag seriously) so I'm now looking for a job.