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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #60 on: July 18, 2009, 05:59:49 am »
wow yo guys are making me feel kinda slow.
My apologies, I didn't mean to, I suppose it's just one of those things.
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« Reply #61 on: July 19, 2009, 09:11:39 pm »
is it time for me to raise my pirate flag?

what is your favorite comfort food?
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« Reply #62 on: July 20, 2009, 04:56:32 am »
is it time for me to raise my pirate flag?
Always.

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what is your favorite comfort food?
Icecream, mostly, but a good cheesecake, apple pie, or citrus tart always goes down well.

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« Reply #63 on: July 20, 2009, 05:17:59 am »
Do you drink coffee, or are you more for the sophisticated tea?

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #64 on: July 20, 2009, 05:57:08 am »
Do you drink coffee, or are you more for the sophisticated tea?
I drink both, though not simultaneously. I usualy drink tea(milk, no sugar) more at home, but if I'm out and it's not in a restaurant, I'll get coffee(Bloody strong, with milk, lots of sugar).

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2009, 06:09:32 pm »
any ideas how to have milk for tea with no access to refrigeration?

if you could control one element in the universe what would it be?

what is your favorite vegetable?

what is the last song you listened too?

what did you have for breakfast?

what's in the middle?

do you like zucchini?
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« Reply #66 on: July 22, 2009, 12:38:32 am »
what is the sum of two very large cats?

if you divide tea by two what do you obtain?

sunset or sunrise?
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« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2009, 04:22:42 pm »
any ideas how to have milk for tea with no access to refrigeration?
Well, there is always UHT milk, though the taste is inferior. However, there is always iceboxes, liquid nitrogen(available from your local welding supply store), dry ice, so on.

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if you could control one element in the universe what would it be?
Carbon, of course, because then I could use it to form perfect diamonds, and make a massive, massive amount of money, so that I could do what I want and not have to mess about.

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what is your favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower, I suppose. I don't know, I've never really thought about it.

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what is the last song you listened too?
A tim Minchin song called "A ten foot cock and a hundred virgins"

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what did you have for breakfast?
Buttered toast. I'm a simple man, when I'm not awake, And since I quit smoking recently, it rather curtails my traditional morning intake, which my father always reffered to as a "Whore's breakfast" - a smoke and a cup of tea.
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what's in the middle?
On me? Fat, and hair, with some muscle buried somewhere underneath.

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do you like zucchini?
I do, actually. I never used to, but I came around to it.

what is the sum of two very large cats?
A Mega cat, very confused about it's origins.

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if you divide tea by two what do you obtain?
You can't divide tea by two, because I already drank it.

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sunset or sunrise?
Sunrise, I enjoy, and sunset, I enjoy. It's pretty equal, really, it more depends who I'm with at the time. Call me an old-school romantic if you must.


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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2009, 06:47:33 pm »
what is a decent price for dried ice?

what is the perfect burger?
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #69 on: July 23, 2009, 06:50:42 pm »
what is a decent price for dried ice?
I'm not sure, that depends on a lot of things, but it should be pretty cheap - just remember to be careful while handling cryogenic materiel, and only use it in a well ventilated area.

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what is the perfect burger?
A nice bit of rump steak, with some lettuce, pineapple, a bit of barbecue sauce, a spot of beetroot if you fancy it, and plenty of salt and pepper. Just go to pretty much any Aussie roadside or beachside cafe, they'll sort you out

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2009, 06:55:55 pm »
i've never had pineapple on a burger before.

grilled pinapple or just sliced?
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« Reply #71 on: July 23, 2009, 07:20:29 pm »
i've never had pineapple on a burger before.
This is a gross error that you should correct ASAP.

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grilled pinapple or just sliced?
Either is acceptable, it's really just a preference thing. I prefer sliced.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #72 on: July 23, 2009, 10:20:09 pm »
well like I can't stand my pickles being heated on the burger which is what most fast food places end up doing here. :-X

Do you make a good burger?

do you eat alot of pineapple?
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« Reply #73 on: July 24, 2009, 05:45:54 am »
well like I can't stand my pickles being heated on the burger which is what most fast food places end up doing here. :-X
Really? Back home, it's always cold pickle, if you get it.

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Do you make a good burger?
No, because I make the Best burgers, not merely good burgers.

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do you eat alot of pineapple?
When I'm at home, yeah, but not in England, because most of the fruit here is pretty piss-poor to be honest.

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« Reply #74 on: July 24, 2009, 06:25:45 am »
Dogs or cats?
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #75 on: July 26, 2009, 02:03:44 am »
if you had a nickel for every time you've heard the woodchuck riddle how rich would you be?

do you like being the cuddly koala?
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« Reply #76 on: July 26, 2009, 09:05:19 am »
Dogs or cats?
I go on a case by case basis - for example, my cat back in Australia, sooty, is gentle, lazy, and generally good, however, my housemate's cat elspeth is an evil, scratchy little thing, who everyone but my housemate thinks is a viscous little animal. Elspeth doesn't treat her any differently to everyone else, she just doens't figure that scratching, biting, and not letting anyone near her is cute or something.

if you had a nickel for every time you've heard the woodchuck riddle how rich would you be?
Not nearly rich enough!

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do you like being the cuddly koala?
Long as I'm getting cuddled, I don't mind a whit.

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« Reply #77 on: August 02, 2009, 11:08:19 pm »
is it all in the timing?

lalala lalala bouncy tomatoe ladies?

is there anyone out there?

have you met the pointed man?

fancy a walk through the pointless forest?

are you eligible to play triangle toss?

 have you ever caught teardrops in a teacup?

Oblio?


have you ever seen a- pterodactyl?

who? what? why?

be careful not to anger the giant bees.
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #78 on: August 03, 2009, 07:17:29 pm »
what kind of anime do you think I would be in?

what kind of anime would you be in?

what kind of anime would you prefer to be in?

would you prefer to be a robot, a superhero, or a college school pervert?

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #79 on: August 05, 2009, 12:11:31 pm »
is it all in the timing?
Of course! Timing is part of good delivery, and if you don't have good delivery, your joke will always, always fall flat.

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lalala lalala bouncy tomatoe ladies?
They're better than the courgette Drag queens.

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is there anyone out there?
There's life, Sis, But not as we know it.

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have you met the pointed man?
No, but I have been to a giant drawing of a caveman on a hill in england.
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fancy a walk through the pointless forest?
Always, ma'am.

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are you eligible to play triangle toss?
Yes, but if It's anything like Soggy Saos, I'd rather not.

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have you ever caught teardrops in a teacup?
Of course. I make my tea with the tears of Orphans. And Tetley's extra strong teabags.

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Oblio?
Amarillo?

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have you ever seen a- pterodactyl?
Only in pictures.

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who? what? why?
How and Where are also good interrogatives, and useful for discovering information.

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be careful not to anger the giant bees.
Oh god, not the Bees! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-5Mg_12zo


what kind of anime do you think I would be in?
Something set in a highschool, but with whacky situational comedy.

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what kind of anime would you be in?
Propably either something like Black Lagoon, Trigun, or something very similar to Great Teacher Onizuka or Initial D.

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what kind of anime would you prefer to be in?
Some combination of Great Teacher Onizuka and Initial D.

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would you prefer to be a robot, a superhero, or a college school pervert?
Superhero, I think.

WhatWouldBrionDI dunno, walk into a mesh cage to eat some rolly polly fish heads and discover that he couldn't find a way out?

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #80 on: August 06, 2009, 07:37:32 pm »
 ;D lolz cool.


have you  voted for my new avvy?

Do you think I should keep going on my dirty novel?

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« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2009, 09:58:40 pm »
how much fud could a fud pucker puck if a fud pucker could puck fud?
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« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2009, 01:14:59 pm »
;D lolz cool.
I do my best, Ma'am.


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Do you think I should keep going on my dirty novel?
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tonights wtf Q: What would you do with Jesus?
Make popcorn and watch dogma.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2009, 08:33:00 pm »
 ;D

when was the last time you saw dogma?

enjoying our jello time?

what is your biggest secret?

when was the last time you were in a car accident?

have you ever been on a motorcycle?

have you ever been to  a renaissance fair?
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« Reply #84 on: August 09, 2009, 06:25:49 am »

when was the last time you saw dogma?
Dunno, probably last year.
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enjoying our jello time?
Always  ;)
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what is your biggest secret?
At the moment? I slept with the girl that Salubi's New London Boyfriend is cheating on her with, when I was down in London last.

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when was the last time you were in a car accident?
I'm not sure, quite a while ago now.

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have you ever been on a motorcycle?
Of course! I love them! I'm buying a ZZR-600 as soon as I have the cash.

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have you ever been to  a renaissance fair?
Aye, M'lady. One found it a most enjoyable experience.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #85 on: August 09, 2009, 12:06:59 pm »
Has anyone asked you this question?
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #86 on: August 09, 2009, 06:12:53 pm »
lol @kid's Q ;D

why didn't you ask me any fun q's in my truth thread? ???

don't you wanna know my inner child?

how about my weirdest desires?

my best kept secrets?
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« Reply #87 on: August 09, 2009, 06:25:08 pm »
Has anyone asked you this question?
Yes, ma'am, You have. Just then.


why didn't you ask me any fun q's in my truth thread? ???
Because I can never think of questions, and I think that repeating other peoples is probably poor form.

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don't you wanna know my inner child?
I've told you before, I'm not catholic.

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how about my weirdest desires?
You've said that you find me to be desirable, so there's your weirdest desire out of the way right of the bat.

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my best kept secrets?
If you're giving them away just because I ask, how could they possibly be your best kept secrets?

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #88 on: August 09, 2009, 06:36:17 pm »
who says my inner child is catholic? :'(

can't you just think of the weirdest thing and ask if I know what it is?
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« Reply #89 on: August 09, 2009, 06:42:44 pm »
who says my inner child is catholic? :'(
Let's just skip that and move on.

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can't you just think of the weirdest thing and ask if I know what it is?
I can try. No promises.