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The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« on: June 02, 2009, 11:34:01 pm »
Alright, It's been a while. A lot's happened. My last truth hurts thread is lost to the junkyards of the internet.

So go on, ask me anything. I'll tell you nothing but the truth. Ask the right questions, and you might even get bonus stories.

So Lay on, And damned be he who first cries "Ho, Enough!"

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2009, 12:09:35 am »
What is the square root of 247?

what is the average rain fall in the Amazonian Rain Forest for a month?

how many Who's in a what?

Do you know a song that will get on my nerves?

whats more evil socks, mushrooms or Gnomes?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2009, 12:23:47 am »
What is the square root of 247?
15.71623364550171098021838698912802734994218022229482471207968148533880866643634377034730869437885142290090313324712631794865387491640679601597489285064463305620895077112091002166362345012215945484975732563756201489216626509471214999570009285057166720788086300675502306101475450294957673183054873611326384223172377861665566699761063077460539957860619605128071719970945214399400362606201486947407197474368828386019883675368475680712263158863792801542001091790639576490751264993373094889619885940588926742153420487657936745036108554622844743420210543120875549165943508346848022407337623247057004565877882831510651728592739615671330748595841193807958905306648903750481389034387793571759010326194410993299122088757311372565856105042335818134947492576408185042586681527178547785407039770164764438945298917741005820498688709124955670755688991082828021480327037833894844742.

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what is the average rain fall in the Amazonian Rain Forest for a month?
6 inches.

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how many Who's in a what?
Presumably none, however, it depends what what you speak of.

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Do you know a song that will get on my nerves?
Yes.

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whats more evil socks, mushrooms or Gnomes?
Mushrooms, because I've never eaten a Gnome and been surprised when I started Hallucinating.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2009, 08:57:16 pm »
heh took you long enough. Tongue

what took you so long?

now you need to play ketchup!

Will the world end before the sun explodes?

will everyone recognize me without a Sailor Moon Avvy?

what are you listening too?

are you eating right now?

what would the doctor prescribe to a cow with purple spots?

what  do you do on your weekends away from home?

do you take many vacations?

what was the last vacation you took?

where is your dream vacation spot?

what name would you pick for your firstborn child?

have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth?

what is the last book you read for fun?

do pigs ever meow?

what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow?

have you had Quiche?

do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)?

do you know what a Popple is?

have you ever seen "Duckula"?

how long has it been since you first started using the internet?


what do you think of cell phones?

do you like peas?

is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup?

how many licks does it take to get to the center?

what is your favorite pudding?

Do you like Jello?

how do you eat pie?

what is your favorite color?

have you ever seen a green sky?


Do you ever remember your nightmares in detail?

what creeps you out?

have you ever had Deja Vu?

would you like to live on the moon?

when was the last time you watched a bugs bunny cartoon?

what kind of puppy you would be if you were a dog?

tadpoles or frogs?

Have you seen Madagascar 2?

do you like cute fluffy animal movies?

when was the last time you:

went to the zoo?
saw a swan?
fed bread crumbs to ducks?
watched a squirrel run around your yard?
went for a walk?
went for a bike ride?
rode on the back of a hay ride?
stopped and smelled a rose?
did something that embarrassed you till you blushed?
were really scared?

have you ever seen a deer?
have you ever eaten a deer?

have you asked me new q's in my truth thread today?

do you know what Lemmings are known for?

what is the oldest thing in your fridge right now?

do you have popcorn?

do you like salt or butter on your popcorn?

ever had:
frog legs?
escargot?
rabbit?
Duck?
miso Soup?
French Onion soup?
fried green beans?

ever eaten a worm?

have you ever eaten turtle?

how do 5 and 5 make 12?

have you read Alice and Wonderland?

how old is Old?

do you believe in magic?

technically doesn't money actually grow on trees...?

have you ever written a fanfiction?

What is the worst fanfiction you have ever read?

what do you think of when you hear the name Bob?

Do you like Dr Suess?

what is the one nightmare you remember?

does mickey mouse clone his ears for the mickey mouse hats?

what is your favorite color cotton candy?

have you seen the Broadway play CATS?

do you have to pay taxes?

would you like to collect rubber duckies?

do you have a rubber duckie?

what kind of food do you find erotic?

do you think oysters are really and aphrodisiac?

Do you like short shorts?

do you think the Purple people eater would eat you?

icecream and cookies are a great combo yes?

do you prefer to ask questions or answer them?

what is your favorite part of work?

what is your favorite recipe?

would you like to eat a Popsicle right now?

do you like raisins?

what is the weirdest thing you've heard lately?

are you trusting of others?

what is your personal space boundary?

do you like ducks?

what thought enters your head at the words "klingon love poetry"?

do you have a vegetable garden at home?

and now tonight's q's:

what is your favorite kind of hot tea?

what is your favorite kind of iced tea?

have you ever been to or thrown a tea party?

do you think throwing a long island iced tea party is a good idea?

do you still work in a bar?
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2009, 02:04:35 pm »
what took you so long?
I assume you meant it took me long enough to get back on the forum, and the reason was I was spending every waking minute with salubivires.


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Will the world end before the sun explodes?
Maybe, maybe not. If it does, it will be human's fault.

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will everyone recognize me without a Sailor Moon Avvy?
Of course I do - Avvy or not, you're still smiles.

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what are you listening too?
Yo Mama by butterfingers. Choice song.

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are you eating right now?
No, but I'm about to be when I finish this post.

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what would the doctor prescribe to a cow with purple spots?
If he's an English doctor, probably ridiculous amounts of strong drugs for the wrong reason without investigating the patient's mental history.

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what  do you do on your weekends away from home?
Try and find a job. I live in England now, every weekend is a weekend away from home.

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do you take many vacations?
Not really, no.

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what was the last vacation you took?
I honestly can't remember.

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where is your dream vacation spot?
Somewhere with a nice beach, good surf, and good rum.

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what name would you pick for your firstborn child?
I should not have children. I would not be a good father.

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have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth?
No, but They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and I own a tollbooth there.

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what is the last book you read for fun?
Black Man, By Richard Morgan

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do pigs ever meow?
I've never heard one, I don't know.

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what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow?
The opposite end?

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have you had Quiche?
Yeah, but I don't like it much.

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do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)?
It's alright on a pizza, particularly with fetta cheese. otherwise, not much.

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do you know what a Popple is?
nope

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have you ever seen "Duckula"?
Yep.

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how long has it been since you first started using the internet?
About 1996 or so, just over a decade.


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what do you think of cell phones?
They're called mobile phones, ma'am, and I don't really have much of an opinion either way on them. They're ok, I suppose.
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do you like peas?
Yeah, they're alright.

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is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup?
That depends on how thick the fog is, doesn't it?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center?
Of the earth? Millions, and none of them very plesant.

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what is your favorite pudding?
Yorkshire.

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Do you like Jello?
I fuckin' love jelly.
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how do you eat pie?
There is a joke in there involving salubivires, but I'll leave it out for now. Suffice it to say, I usualy pick the slice up and eat it from the pointy end to the wide end.

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what is your favorite color?
Green or Aubergine.

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have you ever seen a green sky?
Nope.


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Do you ever remember your nightmares in detail?
Rarely.

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what creeps you out?
Small children with English accents.

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have you ever had Deja Vu?
Many times.

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would you like to live on the moon?
No, there isn't any air.

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when was the last time you watched a bugs bunny cartoon?
About a week ago.
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what kind of puppy you would be if you were a dog?
Probably a shitzu.

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tadpoles or frogs?
Frogs

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Have you seen Madagascar 2?
Nope.

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do you like cute fluffy animal movies?
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when was the last time you
:Generaly, no.

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went to the zoo?
With salubivires and my sister, nearly a year ago.
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saw a swan?
The first and last time I saw a swan was in otley, with salubivires.
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fed bread crumbs to ducks?
see above.
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watched a squirrel run around your yard?
Squirrels don't run in my yard, but I saw one down the park running about a few weeks ago.
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went for a walk?
every morning I walk before I jog, to get my heart rate up.
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went for a bike ride?
Don't know, proably a few months ago. My bike broke, I can't afford to fix it.
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rode on the back of a hay ride?
never.
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stopped and smelled a rose?
A long, long time ago.
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did something that embarrassed you till you blushed?
months and months ago.
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were really scared?
I decline to talk about the details, suffice to say very recently.

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have you ever seen a deer?
have you ever eaten a deer?
Yes and yes, it was very tasty.

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have you asked me new q's in my truth thread today?
No, I've been busy.

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do you know what Lemmings are known for?
Yes, Being in a popular videogame.

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what is the oldest thing in your fridge right now?
Mold?
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do you have popcorn?
Not right now, but I wish I did.
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do you like salt or butter on your popcorn?
Both, but I can't stand sweet popcorn.

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ever had:
frog legs?
escargot?
rabbit?
Duck?
miso Soup?
French Onion soup?
fried green beans?
Yes to all of the above.

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ever eaten a worm?
When I was a little kid, yeah.

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have you ever eaten turtle?
No, I like turtles, they are spared from my hunger.

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how do 5 and 5 make 12?
I see you've been marking small childeren's math homework again.

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have you read Alice and Wonderland?
Yes.

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how old is Old?
At least 20 years older than me.

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do you believe in magic?
Not in the literal sense, no, however things can be Magical.

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technically doesn't money actually grow on trees...?
Not where I come from, it's made of plastic.

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have you ever written a fanfiction?
Yes, it was terrible.

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What is the worst fanfiction you have ever read?
Half life: Full life Consequences.

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what do you think of when you hear the name Bob?
Down.

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Do you like Dr Suess?
Do I? Or do I not? Little do you know it's all gone to pot.

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what is the one nightmare you remember?
Salubivires was in a bad situation, she was being hurt by someone, and not only couldn't I do anything, she didn't even realize she was in it, and was actively helping it along.

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does mickey mouse clone his ears for the mickey mouse hats?
Unless he's made of plastic, not likely.

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what is your favorite color cotton candy?
Blue.

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have you seen the Broadway play CATS?
Yes.

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do you have to pay taxes?
Yes, quite a bit of tax.

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would you like to collect rubber duckies?
Not particularly, I have no interest in them.

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do you have a rubber duckie?
I did, but I lost it.

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what kind of food do you find erotic?
That depends, who am I eating it off?
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do you think oysters are really and aphrodisiac?
Nope, but I'm perfectly willing to use them on people who do think so.

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Do you like short shorts?
Only on other people.
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do you think the Purple people eater would eat you?
Propably not, I'm too chewy.

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icecream and cookies are a great combo yes?
GOD YES.

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do you prefer to ask questions or answer them?
Definitely answer.

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what is your favorite part of work?
Well, at the moment, any work would be nice.

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what is your favorite recipe?
I have many, but my curries are particularly good.

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would you like to eat a Popsicle right now?
Not really. I'm kinda cold, and feeling a bit down.

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do you like raisins?
Love them. I have a big bag of them in my desk.

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what is the weirdest thing you've heard lately?
I don't want to say right now, maybe later.

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are you trusting of others?
Not really, no. In fact, I'm quite misanthropic.

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what is your personal space boundary?
It varies, but when walking, about a foot and a half, unless I'm romanticly involved with the person.

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do you like ducks?
Yes, they're quite duckish.

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what thought enters your head at the words "klingon love poetry"?
"Virgin for life"

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do you have a vegetable garden at home?
No, unfortunately.

and now tonight's q's:

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what is your favorite kind of hot tea?
Earl Grey.

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what is your favorite kind of iced tea?
Lemon.

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have you ever been to or thrown a tea party?
Yes to both. I recall salubi once threw us a morocan breakfast tea party sort of thing on my front deck, completely out of the blue, it was wonderful.

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do you think throwing a long island iced tea party is a good idea?
Always.

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do you still work in a bar?
I quit working at the bar, worked at another bar, quit when they treated Salubivires really badly(she worked there too, at the time) and then worked as a flight attendant for a while, and then at a petrol station, before I came to england, where I've worked at a bar, for a charity, and For a classy resturant(the last one I got fired from because Salubivires Psycho new boyfriend kept ringing in complaints, and they took the lying little scumbag seriously) so I'm now looking for a job.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2009, 09:24:10 pm »
hot potatoes?

what is your computers name?

did you name your printers voice?

Do you prefer using hard copy documents(paper trail) as opposed to online/virtual documents(anything on the compy) or vice versa?

are you ready for the summer?

*blinks* urmmmm...... come on i gotta have one more question....

What is your favorite constellation?:)
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 06:53:29 am »
hot potatoes?
No thankyou, I just had toast with Vegemite.

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what is your computers name?
It doesn't really have one, but my PDA is called The Pope.

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did you name your printers voice?
I don't even own a printer!

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Do you prefer using hard copy documents(paper trail) as opposed to online/virtual documents(anything on the compy) or vice versa?
Either, really. I'll print out important things to have a hardcopy backup, but I don't really have a preference.
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are you ready for the summer?
England doesn't have summer.

*blinks* urmmmm...... come on i gotta have one more question....

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What is your favorite constellation?:)
Orion. Salubi and I used to have this thing, long ago, where we'd call each other up on the phone, across the world, when it was dark in both England and Australia, and try to spot constellations together - Orion was the only one we could both see at the same time.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 02:21:12 pm »
Hot Dogs or hambugers?

Katchup or Mustard?

US or UK?
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 03:07:28 pm »
Hot Dogs or hambugers?
Hot-dogs, but Australian McDonalds do make some mighty fine hamburgers. No, I'm not kidding, they really do.

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Katchup or Mustard?
Tomato Sauce  :P

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US or UK?
I don't know. I've lived in the UK, but only visited the US. To visit, I'd take the US, but to live, right now, I'd take the UK.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 08:57:19 pm »
^___^ :-* well I'm glad you made it back to the forums. :-* *huggles you* it's been too long. good luck on the job hunt. and say heylo to salubivires from me^_^

do yo miss Australia?

how old are you now?

what does a tea party consist of? (besides tea i mean)

are there any movies out right now that you want to see?

what movies do you think will rock on the big screen?

what do oceans mean to you?

have you seen "the Color Purple"?
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 09:19:09 pm »
^___^ :-* well I'm glad you made it back to the forums. :-* *huggles you* it's been too long. good luck on the job hunt. and say heylo to salubivires from me^_^
Thank you, smiles, it has been too long. Regretfully that's a message that I won't be able to deliver - we stay well away from each other. With good reason. But I'll try - I have a few people I can pass it through.

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do yo miss Australia?
Every frigid, depressing goddamned day.

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how old are you now?
Twenty-two as of may the 12th. Didn't do much for my birthday - went to the royal armories, and just had a day of nothing.

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what does a tea party consist of? (besides tea i mean)
Cakes, Pastries, and good friends. Salubi once had a Morrocan breakfast/tea party, just the two of us, on my front balcony back in Australia as the sun came up. Very sweet, and very romantic.

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are there any movies out right now that you want to see?
I don't know, I've not seen a movie in ages. I don't even know what's on right now, other than Star Trek, so that, I suppose.

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what movies do you think will rock on the big screen?
You think movies are good on the big screen, I used to have some friends that worked at the Southbank Cinemas, one of the few True Imax screens in australia - and they had a digital Ad projector that they discovered that you could hook a games console up to. You've not played Halo 3 till you've played it 70 feet tall with massive surround sound.

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what do oceans mean to you?
Surfing, christmas, relaxing, and rum.

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have you seen "the Color Purple"?
Except for the actual colour, no, unfortunately. I did see Status Quo in Hull, though.
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 09:36:12 pm »
how does the ocean make you think of rum?
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 09:38:23 pm »
how does the ocean make you think of rum?
Well, what would you drink when you're sitting on the hot beach as the sun goes down, meat roasting over an open pit fire?

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2009, 09:39:33 pm »
depends who buys the drinks. ;D
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2009, 09:44:08 pm »
depends who buys the drinks. ;D
Buying the drinks? I don't buy drinks, I make them. Ah, my home-distilled Caribbean style rum, there can be nothing better.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 09:53:38 pm »
ah but you didn't say "home-distilled Caribbean style rum", that's something completely different. ;D

what kind of tea would you suggest to serve on the side at a long island iced tea party?
« Last Edit: June 09, 2009, 10:01:13 pm by Smiles »
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 10:04:55 pm »
ah but you didn't say "home-distilled Caribbean style rum", that's something completely different. ;D

what kind of tea would you suggest to serve on the side at a long island iced tea party?

I know I didn't, because it's a mouthful, or considering that I'm typing, a fingerful.

Now, as for the tea....Definitely a softer or smoother tea with a complementary flavor, like lady grey.

Also - sorry to everyone that I've not been asking any questions of anyone else, but I just can't really think of anything to ask.

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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 07:27:32 pm »
what is your choice of camera?

do you use a wireless mouse?

air conditioning or fans?

giraffes or elephants?
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2009, 12:15:36 am »
What made you do this?

are you tired of all these questions yet?

If a tree falls onto a mime in a forest would any one mind?

Do you wear odd socks?

do you have any mystery meat in your fridge?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2009, 09:01:43 am »
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what is your choice of camera?
I have a few - I swing a Cannon EOS 300D back home, and I have a Canon IXUS point and shoot with custom firmware. I also picked up a Practica Film camera not long ago.

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do you use a wireless mouse?
I did, but it died, so I'm using a wired Razer Krait at the moment.

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air conditioning or fans?
Air-con for sure.

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giraffes or elephants?
Elephants. I don't know why.

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What made you do this?
The voices in my head. What this are you referring to?

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are you tired of all these questions yet?
Nope. This is the easy part, the hard part is asking other people questions.

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If a tree falls onto a mime in a forest would any one mind?
Believe me, people mind. You should see how they carry on about it back home, especially in Tasmania.

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Do you wear odd socks?
Not really, my socks are pretty normal, long tube of cloth, hole at one end for feets to go in. They never match, though.

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do you have any mystery meat in your fridge?
Nope. I know exactly what every meat in my fridge is.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2009, 10:05:59 pm »
You watch Lion King lately?
don't you wish life was as easy as hakuna mattata?
where did the bed bugs go Pumba?
when was the last time you heard/sang "In the jungle/ the lion sleeps tonight"?( that song is so stuck in my head atm.)
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2009, 10:31:14 pm »
You watch Lion King lately?
Nope.
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don't you wish life was as easy as hakuna mattata?
I come from the land where a common saying is "No worries" - life is always Hakuna Mattata.
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where did the bed bugs go Pumba?
Piggy bastard ate the bloody things.
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when was the last time you heard/sang "In the jungle/ the lion sleeps tonight"?( that song is so stuck in my head atm.)
Is it? This should help.


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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2009, 11:13:04 pm »
hahahahahaha! you made it worse! :P

why do eggs come in cartons of twelve?
why is a bakers dozen more than 12?
your fav salad dressing?
fav appetizer?
what is your least favorite food?
favorite dinner dish?
favorite dessert?
favorite ice cream?
favorite kind of cake?
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« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2009, 11:58:29 pm »
hahahahahaha! you made it worse! :P
That was the intention, Ma'am.

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why do eggs come in cartons of twelve?
Because when you're making scrambled eggs as part of a morning after breakfast for two, you need six eggs.
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why is a bakers dozen more than 12?
Because back in the day, bakers short-changing a customer would loose a hand, so they would throw in an extra for the price of twelve to avoid being accused of cheating customers.
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your fav salad dressing?
Anything tangy, really, but I don't often have dressing.
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fav appetizer?
Garlic flatbread. It's sorta like a pizza base as garlic bread.
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what is your least favorite food?
Fish. I'll only eat it in sushi. And Sand.
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favorite dinner dish?
American style Pork Ribs, or Big, big Lamb chops. Fuckyes.
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favorite dessert?
Cheesecake and/or jelly.
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favorite ice cream?
I have recently been introduced to ben and jerrys, so anything by them.
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favorite kind of cake?
Milk chocolate and white chocolate swirl cheesecake. I make a famously good one.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2009, 09:18:21 pm »
do you like the opposite sex in  uniform?
what is your favorite type of pie?
what is your favorite imaginary destination?
going or staying?
strawberry or apple?
why do i have grade school cheer leading chants stuck in my head?
what's your favorite sport?
you ever play cricket?
what's your least favorite sport?
do you know of Mrs Gorf?
what is The Point?
Fire?
Do you like sweet corn?
have you ever had any fruit straight off the plant?
what is you favorite Australian dish?
Do you know to beware of sheep with zat sticks?
Do you know what a zat is?
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« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2009, 09:45:53 pm »
BONUS ROUND - To put it in the Delicate Parlance of my Geordie Housemate, "Ahm Fookin right proper mingin', like" So this is a perfect opportunity to engage the more Hunter S. Thompson side of my personality.

do you like the opposite sex in  uniform?
Very much so, though admittedly, I'll take either sex in uniform without qualms.
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what is your favorite type of pie?
Apple or any sort of berry, for truly, they are the pies of the gods.
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what is your favorite imaginary destination?
Rohanapur, the island lost to the law, awash in vice, with it's own civilization of life, death, and everything that has sprung into place where regular society cannot survive.
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going or staying?
Wouldn't move an inch, I'll be staying no matter the cost.
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strawberry or apple?
Strawberry, if you'd be so kind, ma'am.
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why do i have grade school cheer leading chants stuck in my head?
Ma'am, I'm an Australian, not a mind-reader. I have no idea, however, I theorise that they are easy to get stuck in one's head since they're designed to do so, a regular cadence easy to remember, easy to chant along with. Pep rallies creep me the fuck out.
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what's your favorite sport?
I was very good at baseball, but I gave it up a while back, though I still dabble, and I love the Ice hockey. I'm also reasonably adept, I have discovered, at Calcio Fiorentino. Edit - I might add, I don't speak very good italian, and my understanding of the rules are hazy, but to give you a basic picture - It's a brawl, with a ball, nets, and a scorekeeper, with teams of 27 a side. The Referees are less there to enforce the rules than to ensure that a riot doesn't break out.
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you ever play cricket?
Not properly, only pickup games of beach cricket or backyard cricket.
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what's your least favorite sport?
err...cricket. Sorry.
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do you know of Mrs Gorf?
Biblically.
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what is The Point?
A great place to surf, I hear.
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Fire?
FIRE! Shoot Straight, you bastards!
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Do you like sweet corn?
Yes, but I hate Sweet Popcorn. Disgusting stuff.
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have you ever had any fruit straight off the plant?
Yep - Pawpaws, Strawberries, apples, grapes, all sorts of things.
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what is you favorite Australian dish?
I honestly don't know if there is a Truly Australian dish, so I'll take that Australia Day favorite of Barbecued Lamb.
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Do you know to beware of sheep with zat sticks?
It's a habit ingrained in us from birth, in my country.
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Do you know what a zat is?
It's one of Zoze, you know?
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2009, 07:14:32 pm »
who is Hunter S. Thompson?
do you like wearing hats?
Chinese or Japanese?
water or tea?
knee high or ankle? (socks)
sandals or flip flops?
family guy or futurama?
sci-fi or horror?
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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2009, 07:34:52 pm »
who is Hunter S. Thompson?
A famous author with a proclivity for alcohol and large amounts of psychotropic drugs, and a famously iconoclastic view of authority figures. The Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas guy.
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do you like wearing hats?
Yes. I generally look alright with hats.
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Chinese or Japanese?
Japanese, preferably, but it's only a slim preference.
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water or tea?
TEA. The only use for water is boiling and pouring on my tea-leaves.
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knee high or ankle? (socks)
Knee high, I wear big boots, so ankle socks are rather uncomfortable.
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sandals or flip flops?
Boots, I'm not big on sandals and the ilk.
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family guy or futurama?
Futurama, I'm not really huge on family guy. It's good sometimes, but it's hit and miss.
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sci-fi or horror?
I'll go for the sci-fi, but I also love horror.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2009, 06:00:24 am »
what would be the easiest way to find naked pictures of you?
would they be tasteful pictures?

why did the chicken cross the other side to get to the road?
I got 99 problems but a nymphomaniac jester girl ain't one.

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Re: The Truth, Let Churba Show you it.
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2009, 06:55:45 pm »
king kong?
want to hookah?
bulldog or pug dog?
 east side or west side?
name THAT river?
do you have a facebook?
do you watch top chef?
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