Author Topic: Stargoat's The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth, so help me FSM (Read 18076 times)

Stargoat · « **on:** September 14, 2012, 01:55:59 pm »

Truth thread? There might be threads of truth.

Oddball · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2012, 03:12:57 pm »

Why another one?

Isn't there enough of these all ready?

Stargoat · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2012, 05:18:31 pm »

Quote from: Oddball on September 14, 2012, 03:12:57 pm

Why another one?

Because I felt left out.

Quote from: Oddball on September 14, 2012, 03:12:57 pm

Isn't there enough of these all ready?

Apparently not.

Smiles · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2012, 10:22:31 pm »

what is your opinion on this image?

Stargoat · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:40:52 am »

I like the font.

Oddball · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2012, 10:26:15 am »

What is the average monthly rain fall of the Amazon basion?

Stargoat · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2012, 12:45:48 pm »

Effectively 0. Amazons do not allow themselves to be scalped and have rain to fall on their skulls.

Oddball · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2012, 02:18:03 pm »

Do you think?

Stargoat · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2012, 05:00:21 am »

It's a terrible vice. But alas, yes.

Oddball · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2012, 09:53:14 am »

Socks! Evil or just slightly misunderstood?

Stargoat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:55:37 pm »

Evil. Cats should never be trusted.

Smiles · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:04:18 am »

how come you never ask questions? $:-\$

Stargoat · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2012, 05:20:43 am »

I'm both horribly impolite and somewhat self-centered. Also, it never occurred to me.

Oddball · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:15:20 pm »

What is at the centre of the Earth?

Where is Donald Duck?

What is over there<

What is over there>

What is up there^

What is down below this?

Too many questions yet?

Or too few?

if a wood chuck could chuck wood what is the price of cheese on the former planet Pluto?

Tomato Ketchup or Tomato Sauce?

What is the forgoten condiment?

Stargoat · « **Reply #14 on:** October 04, 2012, 02:45:58 pm »

A iron?nickel alloy, perhaps nearly as hot as the surface of Sol. How cool is that? Is it what is responsible for the magnetic fields? Science is awesome.

Not anywhere near me. That duck is annoyingly hard to kill.

The Atlantic Ocean.

The Mississippi River.

At the moment? Hmmm. Geese I expect.

The Mississippi drainage basin (though just barely).

Nope.

I'm doing OK.

At this moment, futures contracts for cheese on the former planet of Pluto are trading for effectively zero. The spot market is somewhat on the sparse side.

The forgotten condiment is edible lube.

Oddball · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2012, 01:36:15 am »

Do you realise you have missed out on of the questions there?

Stargoat · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2012, 07:09:51 am »

I do now. And to answer the missed question: Tomato ketchup belongs nowhere near a hotdog. Tomato sauce is useful mainly for pizzas and some curries. So I'll go with tomato sauce.

Oddball · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2012, 10:51:37 am »

Are my questions challengeing?

are you surprised at the variety of my questioning?

has what ever was left of your brain melted yet?

Stargoat · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2012, 08:38:00 pm »

Your questions aren't not challenging.

Not yet. But perhaps soon.

"His Brain Is Gone."

twalker500 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2012, 12:31:26 pm »

What is this thread even?

Stargoat · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2012, 04:09:34 pm »

No, this thread is odd.

Smiles · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2012, 02:16:39 am »

what is your favorite flavor bubblegum?

Oddball · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2012, 02:59:17 am »

Why do you say odd?

What sort of questions did you expect us to ask?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood................where is the little fish?

Stargoat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2012, 12:52:35 pm »

My favorite flavor of chewing gum is Topps cardboard.

I said off because twalker asked if the thread even. I replied, no, the thread was odd. I think we can all agree on that.

I did not anticipate any questions to be asked at all. Mostly, I wanted to belong to the community, so I made a thread similar to other peoples'.

Likely in someone's ear. I cannot say for certain.

twalker500 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2012, 07:42:21 am »

Do you enjoy puzzles?

Stargoat · « **Reply #25 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:38:41 am »

I do. My wife refuses to watch detective shows next to me, as I typically have the answer very quickly.

Oddball · « **Reply #26 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:40:38 am »

Do you in fact just fast forward the show to the end while your better half is not there?

what is your reaction to Ghostbusters?

Stargoat · « **Reply #27 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:44:27 am »

No. The shows are usually formulaic enough that it's easy to guess.

When I was about three, I thought it was rather scary.

Oddball · « **Reply #28 on:** October 11, 2012, 04:21:44 pm »

Are you the brain specialist?

what is the air speed velocity of a heavily ladden plumber?

what is the air speed velocity of a verticaly plummiting African Swallow with a coconut tied underneath it?

Does the plumber migrate to Spain in the Summer?

Stargoat · « **Reply #29 on:** October 12, 2012, 12:39:43 pm »

Q: Are you the brain specialist?
A: I am neither the brain specialist nor a brain specialist.

Q: what is the air speed velocity of a heavily ladden plumber?
A: 0. plumbers are always lightly ladden.

Q: what is the air speed velocity of a verticaly plummiting African Swallow with a coconut tied underneath it?
A: Depends on the gravity of the planet the swallow is on and the length of the cord from the coconut to the swallow. On Earth with a short tether, I estimate roughly 120 miles an hour or comically fast. Whichever is more amusing.

Q: Does the plumber migrate to Spain in the Summer?
A: Depends on the local government of the plumber's wintering ground. For example, anarcho-syndicalist communes are typically very poorly run and therefore have low emigration rates.

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