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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #150 on: July 08, 2009, 02:26:33 pm »
are you all right Razzly?  :(

I'm CRAMPING! Dx

I'm overreacting, really. It's not that bad. Just... Uncomfortable. Aches.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #151 on: July 08, 2009, 02:27:57 pm »
Sorry to hear that chieffette  :(
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« Reply #152 on: July 08, 2009, 02:28:32 pm »
Hot water bottle, seriously it helps.
Get it really hot and wrap it in a towel or a shirt.

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #153 on: July 08, 2009, 02:31:50 pm »
haha, Chiefette?

Selan - thank you for the tip. <3 I don't think we own any hot water bottles, but I'll keep it in mind.

Deatzh - electric massager? Never tried that. I'll put it on my list.
...And not use it for unintended use, right.  ;)
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #154 on: July 08, 2009, 02:32:55 pm »
I use the soda bottles i have.
Just any plastic container with a cap will do.

Unintended use ftw!

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #155 on: July 08, 2009, 03:11:20 pm »
If you're going to use something for that....why not get something specifically designed for that?

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« Reply #156 on: July 08, 2009, 03:42:19 pm »
It's called recycleing
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« Reply #157 on: July 08, 2009, 03:48:26 pm »
It's also called plausible deniability.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #158 on: July 08, 2009, 04:13:01 pm »
If you're going to use something for that....why not get something specifically designed for that?
Was underage.

Well duh, why do you think teenagers invented shoplifting?

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #159 on: July 08, 2009, 07:40:58 pm »
Those wall plugin ones are great.  Raw, ultimate power.

The girl can get rather annoyed (aggressively so) when battries run out or start running low at an inconvenient moment.  Even if you use the battery powered ones, it's good to have a wall-plug one, plugged in, turned on at the wall and within easy reach as a fast backup or things can get violent.  :'(
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« Reply #160 on: July 09, 2009, 02:22:24 am »
If you're going to use something for that....why not get something specifically designed for that?
Was underage.

I was underage when I got my first vibrator.

I doupt masturbation has any age limit, considering how healthy it is.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #161 on: July 09, 2009, 08:13:47 am »
Not sure about where you live Razzly but the stores that sell such items often have an age limit for entry... Although I'm not aware if they really enforce it on a girl who just comes in for a vibrator... I'd imagine that such liberal people would probably make an exception and just tell you to stay away from the movie and video section.

Then again, maybe there are stores that don't specialise in the area but sell the products that provide for such needs as an extra on the side among many normal items.
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« Reply #162 on: July 09, 2009, 08:16:43 am »
I'm pretty sure that around here, a minor can not buy a vibrator, just like they couldn't buy a playboy. Don't think they're allowed in the stores either.

Not that I would go into one of those places. That's what the internet is for.

and even if they're is a age limit on masturbation (which would be S T U P I D) there is no way to enforce it. I mean what are they gonna do, watch every minor, then get charged with Child Porn once you do?
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #163 on: July 09, 2009, 08:41:22 am »
For boys, at least, it's never too early to start taking care of your prostate.

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« Reply #164 on: July 11, 2009, 12:59:22 pm »
My vib works as a dildo when it's out of batteries. : D
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« Reply #165 on: July 14, 2009, 08:53:46 am »
I think i should really really go and get the addiction dong/power jelly dong....it's with a cupping-glass...It looks really nice...
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #166 on: July 14, 2009, 09:06:39 am »
 :'( :'( :'( :'( What was the topoc again?
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« Reply #167 on: July 14, 2009, 01:02:28 pm »
The topic is always sex, Odd.  When will you ever understand that? :D

Repeat after me: ALLLL-WAAAYS SEEEE-EEEEX (short "e" there btw)

if you say it fifty times in a row slowly and loudly, you have an orgasm.

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« Reply #168 on: July 14, 2009, 01:03:48 pm »
I'll try to say in between sneeezes
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« Reply #169 on: July 14, 2009, 05:29:16 pm »
That's ok, as long as they're sexy sneezes.

Like cute little japanese girls with super cute, tiny sneezes ^^;

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« Reply #170 on: July 15, 2009, 02:54:13 am »
These where deffo not sexy tiny sneezes  :(
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #171 on: July 15, 2009, 09:40:18 pm »
I realized something recently, my mood depends on whether it's dark out or not. Anybody else notice this about themself?
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« Reply #172 on: July 15, 2009, 10:28:05 pm »
Oh man, my mood goes up at least 30 points when the sun is down.

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« Reply #173 on: July 15, 2009, 10:29:35 pm »
No I think that's just the temperature Akasha.  :P

My mood drops down to about -10 in last week or so when it gets dark.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #174 on: July 16, 2009, 12:43:53 am »
I'm in an office with no windows... Whats daylight?

*meh* maybe that explains why I'm generally in a perpetually good mood.  Or at least a mood to look for some cheeky fun at any given moment.

*shrug* I guess any fights with the Mrs. are probably my low points but my high points are many and frequent.  One of them being every visit to this forum  :-*
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« Reply #175 on: July 16, 2009, 01:48:04 am »
I realized something recently, my mood depends on whether it's dark out or not. Anybody else notice this about themself?

That's completely natural. :] That's why winter-depression exists.

I just get anxious when it's dark. I have some... Delusions.
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« Reply #176 on: July 16, 2009, 02:51:24 am »
the heat doesn't get all that much better when the sun goes down, damn stuffy place.

but winter is my favorite season and I like the night more >.>

I figure you're stuck with your own thoughts more at night, in the quiet. Maybe that has something to do with it?

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« Reply #177 on: July 16, 2009, 03:21:19 am »
Yes, that might be it.
Some people also don't do well with being up when it's dark all the time. It drains your energy, since your body is programmed to sleep at night (when it's dark.) I think it might be about the whole "not-enough-vitamins-from-the-sun-thing" too.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #178 on: July 16, 2009, 06:54:59 am »
I just get cranky on a really hot day and thats due to my hayfever.
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« Reply #179 on: July 16, 2009, 08:00:41 am »
That's completely natural. :] That's why winter-depression exists.

Never had seasonal depression, I enjoy the dark. But it's possible

I figure you're stuck with your own thoughts more at night, in the quiet. Maybe that has something to do with it?

Maybe, but I'm stuck with my thoughts just as much during the day as I am at night.

Some people also don't do well with being up when it's dark all the time. It drains your energy, since your body is programmed to sleep at night (when it's dark.) I think it might be about the whole "not-enough-vitamins-from-the-sun-thing" too.

Doubt it I've always been a night person, and that's only been standardized by this summer *my normal awake time being ~1400 to 0600*
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