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Shrink's sofa
« on: May 12, 2009, 02:11:17 pm »
welcome one, welcome all to get your head checked.

Want to talk about your neuroses or whatevs?  Something that happened to you as a child?  Random personal weirdness that you just feel safer talking about with Flipsiders than Real people?

This is the place.  Pozf will kick us off, assuming that I can get the relevant posts to move over here somehow.

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 02:16:44 pm »
Can we make out on this sofa?

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 02:21:47 pm »
I don't think they will move, so I'll quote the posts:

Well my I general mental stability is generally in check. I HAVE had a lapses in my stability. The last one was all a blur but,  I was in the junkyard shooting the BB gun at some cans one minute, the next minute I was smashing shit with the butt of the gun. Junk cars I think.

That being said if I have one while I'm near someone who is tied up? I somehow doubt that person will be alive. (Most likely dismembered some how) Now depending how this tied up situation occurred it might trigger a break (things that I'm not going to say). The chances are extremely minuscule that this would happen. But I'd rather NOT want to risk something like that happening.



Edit: what... to much?

Not continue to beat down this thread in an off topic ... Rant? Personal exploration? ... But it's really not as simple as that. Like I've said in the past, trust is a problem. Now lets say I find someone I can trust to the extent I can. I'm freaking afraid I Will harm them period. I have self control, but just this back of mind fear...

Yea I'm gonna stop now before I explode crazy goo all over the place.

Sorry guys.

Ninja edits

Irony?? I miss it.

crazy goo is Awesome!

Hey Pozf,

Are you one of the dudes with low sex drive?  Cuz I'm just gonna go ahead and say that if you could vent that insane shit (even you yourself used the words "explode" and "goo") you'd probably have the libido of...someone who has epic libido.

I don't want to psychoanalyze you, but it sounds like you've got a lid on it, and if you pop off the lid, all kinds of other shit (lots of it Very Good) would come rushing out as well.


I don't mind the psychoanalysis, it's nice to hear other opinions.

As for the low sex drive, yea I probably do have a low sex drive, I never really think about it, albeit I do watch a fair amount of porn. It's possibly I have an epic sex drive... that... felt weird to type...

well it's my opinion that everyone does if all their channels are flowing smoothly, and I've seen a lot of people become totally different people, or rather become themselves, just by blasting out some suppressed stuff.

but yeah I thought I remembered you talking about watching porn without...well without ...  well ahem anyway...y'know, and that seemed pretty foreign to me.

But anyway!!!

Can we make out on this sofa?
oh hells furking yes. ;D

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 02:27:21 pm »
So I don't know if we have any more to say to Pozf, but if we do he doesn't mind.

I don't mind really

see?

But anyway, I figure eventually someone will wander in here with something they want to talk about.

so, Welcome!

or we could just talk about sex ::)

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 02:34:45 pm »
I don't exactly have any more great advice for Pozf or problems of my own to bring.... but I'll rub your back while you tell me all your problems. ;P

./pats the couch
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 02:49:44 pm »
thats a chair!

or we could just talk about sex ::)

And we already have a thread about that >.>;
Although if you are feeling Freudian everything boils down to aggression and sex.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 02:51:36 pm »
It's totally a sofa >.>

But eh, I dislike Freudian theory.

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 02:53:44 pm »
Technically it's love seat >.>;

You may not like Freud's theories, but a good amount of them are pretty much spot on according to today's neuroscience. Then again that could all be proven wrong by next year, because that's what neuroscience does... it changes its mind a lot.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 02:56:31 pm »
I sometimes with murder was an acceptable hobby in this day in age. Everyone around me says "Procreate!" but my heart tells me "Decimate!"

God, oh, God WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?!?!?

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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 02:57:20 pm »
A standard Brion or metric?

Right behind ya there C.D.S.M.

*Note to self: combine chocolate and kissing*
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 03:00:25 pm »
You could use the way that Freud thinks and turn it into everything we do being a drive for food.

...as far as I'm concerned, it's more legitimate anyway.  Chocolate gives you more good-feeling-chemicals than kissing your significant other.  ...Actually, to be honest, sometimes I wonder about that one.  They did tests, that's what they got, I wasn't there to argue, but... like... Eh, whatever, food is important.
Speaking of, I'm going to go eat.  I just used a Brion amount of ellipses, it's apparent that I need to refuel.

Yeah, but kissing your significant other won't make you fat!


Well, if you go further it might.

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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 03:02:26 pm »
theobromine is by far one of my favorite chemicals :P

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 03:26:43 pm »
Just use the fool proof pickup line "does this rag smell like chloroform to you"

But seriously, if your spending time with him, it's a great step to trying to tell him. Just try NOT thinking about how you like him and ,hopefully, the awkwardness should subside (assuming the awkwardness is because you like him). Making things much easier, later on.

What I do suggest you do before you go tell him, get as calm as possible. Do whatever mind numbing thing makes your mind numb, without lobotomizing yourself of course. And then when you see him, approach as if nothing is different. Just wait for an opportunity where you two are alone, after class etc, and blurt.

Not thinking about it is really the key here. The more you think about it the harder it will get.

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« Last Edit: May 12, 2009, 03:30:16 pm by Pozf »
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 03:31:03 pm »
Hehehe.... sounds like everything will work out fine, Deatzh. You already play trombone together, kidnapping is the next logical step. :D

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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2009, 04:18:15 pm »
Yes I do, all the time, more lately so than usual, but not for that reason.
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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2009, 04:38:07 pm »
Good ninja Pozf. :P

This may come as a surprise to the forumites, but I do the same thing to some degree. I'm really introverted and need my quiet time, so I ninja at times, too. I'm actually a really hard person to get a hold of.

But of course, I still have all my friends and fun, too. :P

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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2009, 05:00:20 pm »
Deatzh: Ask him if he'll let you touch his boner. If he says "Sure!", that means he wants you. If he says "Whu?" clarify and say you meant his "instrument". His musical one, I mean. I mean, the big long one that he pulls on. I mean, the one that is made of brass. His trombone.

Keaoden: I get that ALL the time. Especially from my own friends.

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2009, 05:00:33 pm »
@KS/Pozf: *meh* People are generally selfish, self-gratifying and often need something to make themselves feel important.  So all your positive achievements are often ignored because they make other's feel less significant in your presence, while your mistakes are pounced upon because they make others feel better about their own abilities.  Sort of like staring at a skinny person and quietly feeling fat, then staring at a fat person and making a deal about it to others, all the while making yourself feel skinny and others believe the same by comparing you to this other person.

@Deatzh: I was always awkward around girls unless I was dating and its been funny to note that I've had far more women 'interested' in me as friends, or try to pick me up, since I've been married.  I think this is because I'm not shy around them and I'm not trying to pick them up, I'm just acting like myself and enjoying their company.

Thats probably the most important thing you can do, is concentrate on the relationship as a friendship, rather than an attempt to pick up the other person or show that you like them.  If you can grow your friendship then it can become a relationship later on when you know the guy better and it doesn't feel like such a big leap.  Its also good in the sense, that you can pretty easily discover if the person is interested in you, as they'll be happy to hang out with your if they are and either make excuses to avoid you or put no extra effort in if they're not interested.
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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2009, 06:24:48 pm »
Probably shoulda clarified but I only meant the first part of Keaoden's statement. Don't really care what anybody thinks about me because I most likely dislike them anyway.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2009, 12:16:49 am »
Is that you John Wayne? Is this Me? why do I see a big white fluffy Bunny wearing 1940's R.A.F flying gear with a large bushy moustache and no one else does? (oh by the way he is called Harvey and talks with a real posh English accent)
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« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2009, 10:23:04 am »
Wow, I'd pour my brains out in this thread, but I feel shy now that everyone knows what I look like. Odd, right?
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« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2009, 10:28:01 am »
Wow, I'd pour my brains out in this thread, but I feel shy now that everyone knows what I look like. Odd, right?

You could always lie and claim you're actually a man who posted pics of a pretty girl to get attention... :'(

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2009, 10:35:27 am »
There's nothing to be shy of Razzly, not with us who care about you! (for more than just your overwhelming cuteness)

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« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2009, 10:41:46 am »
Wow, I'd pour my brains out in this thread, but I feel shy now that everyone knows what I look like. Odd, right?

I could probably fuel this thread my problems until you're comfortable?
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2009, 11:33:44 am »
I need money for shcool!  :(

Any advice would be apreciated!  :(
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« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2009, 11:40:09 am »
Financial aid, Grants, Scholarships, uhm and  good ol' fashion job :P

You can usually find information on the first 3 in .. well the information office on your campus. And I don't know if all schools do this but they have something called work study here. Where you do a job at the school, and they make the hours around your schedule, so they aren't any conflicts. I don't think the pay is too amazing though.

Not sure what other advice I can give you... other than kidnapping, and robbery
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« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2009, 11:44:48 am »
could always go the traditional route and work the streets, I bet Akasha would be a suitable pimp for you Ronin ;)

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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2009, 12:02:09 pm »
I need money for shcool!  :(

Any advice would be apreciated!  :(
That's no mental problem!  *boots Ronin in the ass*

just felt like you needed a boot in the ass, actually, sorry.

Pozf: the chloroform thing made me lol.

Deatzh: yeah, what they said, more or less.  Think less if possible, and be your normal self.  If you have happy nervous feelings, he might be reciprocating.  If you have awkward feelings, he may not.  (says the guy who believes that interpersonal energy is something we can sense)  Either way, there are a myriad of variables that can come into play on any given day, so might as well take it slow and see how it goes over time.  On the other hand, when the time is right, (if it ever is) hopefully you'll know it and jump in with both feet.  Either way, thinking too much and acting like a dork as a result isn't going to help.  If you can act natural and just be, it should make it that much easier to read the situation anyway, since both of you will relax more.

No easy feat I know...or maybe it is, since relaxation is key!

edit: by the way, I have only heard rumors of this being actually possible.  Well no, I've managed it once or twice, only through repeatedly forcing myself to relax, but it is harder for intelligent people I think.

Kaeoden: yep.  Yep I have definitely had that feeling before.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2009, 12:09:20 pm »
Ummm... Yeah it kinda is...

I am in a rut and can't get to the next stage of my life until I go to college.
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Re: Shrink's sofa
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2009, 12:22:27 pm »
oh...um, yeah that's a really tough one...well is there any way you can swing it with gratuitous loanage?

From what I've heard, it's really tough to put yourself through college, but lots of people do it though...working while going of course is one ingredient.