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Music shuffle oracle
« on: May 01, 2009, 03:00:22 am »
A simple shuffle game for you.
The rules: Get your music player, get a random playlist (however that is called in your player). The first twenty titles that show up will answer the following questions. (Here with what I got.)

1. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Somebody to Love
Artist: Queen
Comment: When I find a girlfrend. Ok, sounds reasonable.

2. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Knockin' on every door
Artist: Roxette
Comment: They think I am a door to door salesman? how do they get that idea?

3. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Guitar And Pen
Artist: The Who
Comment: I should learn guitar and start composing. Well, might be worth a try.

4. What should I do with my life?
Song: Baby I Don't Care
Artist: Buddy Holly
Comment: What do I do with this answer? Should I feel insulted?

5. Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Draussen in Sievering blüht schon der Flieder
Artist: Peter Alexander
Comment: But I am not alergic to pollen. Why should blooming syringa in Vienna be a bad thing?

6. Will I ever have children?
Song: Finale (Cats)
Artist: Hamburger Oper
Comment: The last thing I wil do is make some children? Not nice for the children.

7. What is some good advice for me?
Song: Straight form the Heart
Artist: Bonnie Tyler
Comment: Being more direct. Why does this oracle know me that well?

8. What is happiness?
Song: This Maniac's In Love With You
Artist: Alice Cooper
Comment: Oh, some cracy person loves me. Where is she? (Yes, I know Alice is a man. I'm just interpreting the title here.)

9. What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Walk on by
Artist: Cyndi Lauper
Comment: While I like to walk, as a fetish I'd prefer something more direct than passing by.

10. How will I be remembered?
Song: De los hombres de un mundo
Artist: Berliner Philharmoniker - Karl Böhm
Comment: I will be rememberd for my manlyness throug the whole world. I should start working on that.

11. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Was It All Worth It
Artist: Queen
Comment: Finding the meaning of life? But I'm not that much of a philosopher.

12. Am I a good boyfriend?
Song: That Was Your Mother
Artist: Paul Simon
Comment: I'm not, but my mother was??? Or am I a good boyfriend, because of my mother?

13. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Song: Boogie Shoes
Artist: Saturday Night Fever
Comment: Somebody wants to dance with me. I should start taking dance lessons.

14. How will I die?
Song: I Am the Sentinel
Artist: Alice Cooper
Comment: Curiosity is not good for me.

15. Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: Spirit of joy
Artist: Arthur Brown
Comment: I take this as clear "No".

16. What am I afraid of?
Song: Turn Off The Light
Artist: Frank Nimsgern
Comment: I am afraid of the Darknes? Her the Oracle made an error.

17. What will I be doing in a few years?
Song: Good Rockin' Tonight
Artist: Elvis Presley
Comment: Cool!

18. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Artist: Queen
Comment: Find a girlfriend and make love. Yes that would be better than this oracle thingie.

19. What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song: Caught In A Dream
Artist: Alice Cooper
Comment: Stop being a dreamer. Well, fit's to the other answers.

20. What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Beyond The Realms Of Death
Artist: Judas Priest
Comment: Dead meat. Seems like a good stake or something is in for me today.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2009, 08:26:20 am by Hans »

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Re: Music shuffle oracle
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 06:55:48 am »
LOL this game is funny  ::)

1. Will I have a happy life?
Song: 4 Minute Warning
Artist: Radiohead
Comment: Damn. Only 4 minutes left to live. Well at least they'll be a happy 4 minutes.

2. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: My Michelle
Artist: Guns n' Roses
Comment: So apparently they don't think of me. They think of someone named Michelle...

3. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Nimrodel-The Procession-The White Rider
Artist: Camel
Comment: I'm going to buy some white clothes and rent a camel.

4. What should I do with my life?
Song: Dante's Inferno
Artist: Iced Earth
Comment: I guess I'm supposed to raise hell... >.>

5. Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: (Nice Dream)
Artist: Radiohead
Comment: Hmm... good idea escaping to your dreams cuz life sucks.

6. Will I ever have children?
Song: Fearless
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comment: So I should not be afraid of having kids. Still doesn't answer my question though...

7. What is some good advice for me?
Song: The Great Gig In The Sky
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comment: I'm supposed to find God? I dunno... seems a little far fetched.

8. What is happiness?
Song: God Save The Queen
Artist: Queen
Comment: Being loyal to your country... I guess I can buy that.

9. What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Metropolis - Part I: "The Miracle And The Sleeper"
Artist: Dream Theatre
Comment: Falling asleep right after sex? But that seems a little insensitive...

10. How will I be remembered?
Song: One More Time
Artist: Daft Punk
Comment: Everyone will think they'd see me again. Hope I wouldn't disappoint anyone.

11. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Lady Fantasy- Encounter-Smiles for You-Lady Fantasy
Artist: Camel
Comment: Finding true love. Damn... I kinda hoped I'd get that done smoothly...

12. Am I a good boyfriend?
Song: The Late For Dinner Suite Part VII - Xenophobe
Artist: Thirteen of Everything
Comment: So I should be cautious not to be late for dinner, or else I'd get dumped. Got it  ;)

13. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Song: Baby
Artist: Tenacious D
Comment: Someone has photos of me as a baby? Well if it isn't my mom I'd say I got a stalker...

14. How will I die?
Song: We Will Rock You
Artist: Queen
Comment: Alright! Go down Rocking!

15. Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: Cold Wind to Valhalla
Artist: Jethro Tull
Comment: Vikings are after me? I'd better start running  :o

16. What am I afraid of?
Song: Broadsword
Artist: Jethro Tull
Comment: Well I guess that's true now that I know I'm being chased by Vikings...

17. What will I be doing in a few years?
Song: Short Circuit
Artist: Daft Punk
Comment: A nervous breakdown... not fun  :(

18. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: The Miracle
Artist: Queen
Comment: Sorry, nobody ever taught me how to work miracles...

19. What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song: Dancing With the Moonlit Knight
Artist: Genesis
Comment: Staying up late. Fairly reasonable...

20. What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Illuminaughty
Artist: Infected Mushroom
Comment: What kind of food is considered naughty? Am I gonna eat pussy tonight?
« Last Edit: May 01, 2009, 06:57:59 am by Malki »

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Re: Music shuffle oracle
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 05:12:27 pm »
1. Will I have a happy life?
Song: I Hate Myself and I Want to Die
Artist: Nirvana
Comment: well... I guess not

2. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Mind Riot
Artist: Soundgarden
Comment: I guess they think I'm crazy (edited because I misread the name for some reason)

3. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Disappearing Act
Artist: Chris Cornell
Comment: I won't deny that I would like to disappear from here. Here being where I live not the forums >.>;

4. What should I do with my life?
Song: Runner's High
Artist: The Pillows
Comment: I can't really run, I have asthma.

5. Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Break Even Point
Artist: Buckethead
Comment: To balance out all of the pleasure I guess.

6. Will I ever have children?
Song: If
Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Comment: Well that doesn't help much.

7. What is some good advice for me?
Song: Star Wars
Artist: Buckethead
Comment:Watch more star wars? Sounds like solid advice to me.

8. What is happiness?
Song: Low
Artist: Foo Fighters
Comment: This is actually kind of on, I am low even when happy.

9. What is my favorite fetish?
Song: 4th of July
Artist: Soundgarden
Comment: 4th of July= fireworks = Fire? So fire is my favorite fetish? Makes some sense.

10. How will I be remembered?
Song: Onions Unleashed
Artist: Buckethead
Comment: That means I'm going to unleash onions upon the world ruling everything mwhahahaha.

11. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Heaven Beside you
Artist: Alice in Chains
Comment: Does this mean I have to find heaven? Crap...

12. Am I a good boyfriend?
Song: Let It Die
Artist: Foo Fighters
Comment: Apparently I do bad things and they keep getting brought up.

13. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Song: Down in a Hole
Artist: Alice in Chains
Comment: So this could mean somebody who is stuck in a bad situation or it's some kind of demonness... I'd like the latter thanks.

14. How will I die?
Song: Dare
Artist: Gorillaz
Comment: Note to self: never play truth or dare.

15. Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: The Worm
Artist: Audioslave
Comment: I must go find a worm to answer me!

16. What am I afraid of?
Song: Drinking with you
Artist: Jonathan Coulton
Comment: Well this one seems pretty obvious.

17. What will I be doing in a few years?
Song: Untitled
Artist: Fuel
Comment: That sounds about right...

18. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: Over There
Artist: Jonathan Coulton
Comment: Well apparently it's something over there.

19. What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song: Purple Haze
Artist: Jimi Hendrix
Comment: Nooooo, I loves my acid!

20. What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Heart in a Cage
Artist: The Strokes
Comment: Apparently I'm going to be a caged animals heart, mmmm.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2009, 11:33:50 pm by Pozf »
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Re: Music shuffle oracle
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 05:42:19 pm »
Ok, ok, I'll bite.

1. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Those who inherit the will of fire
Artist: Toshiro Masuda
Comment: Buahahahahaha. ...Speaking of fire, what are you doing tonight, Pozf? </tease>



2. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Slow Fast Hazel
Artist: Stereolab
Comment: "..... and other events in history of humanity, happened at a certain given moment in time" ?

3. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Cowtown
Artist: They Might Be Giants
Comment: wtf, mate?

4. What should I do with my life?
Song: Style
Artist: Orbital
Comment: Northern Iron Monkey Style? :P

5. Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Something in the sky
Artist: Articology
Comment: I knew the sun was out to get me!



6. Will I ever have children?
Song: Minimum
Artist: Muse
Comment: The minimum of course, being a negative number.

7. What is some good advice for me?
Song: Purple Stain
Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Comment: I don't know about this:
"To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
I'm in your house now let me spin"

(seriously, wtf at that advice o_O )

8. What is happiness?
Song:The Great Below
Artist:Nine Inch Nails
Comment: I could take this any number of ways, and some sound fun.

9. What is my favorite fetish?
Song:Burning Bridges
Artist:Japan
Comment: ............god that's creepy. And probably true.

10. How will I be remembered?
Song:The Trainman Cometh
Artist:Matrix Revolutions OST
Comment: Woo Woo.

11. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song:Vagrancy
Artist:Samurai Champloo OST
Comment: Hey! That's not cool! Unless you mean in....the sense of.... being a wandering lone ninja.


12. Am I a good boyfriend?
Song:Easy to get lost
Artist:Disco Hooligans
Comment:Get Lost? But come on babe, I meant it when I said your pants would look better on my floor!

13. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Song:some random cheesy christmas music?
Artist:interesting.
Comment: I didn't know I had christmas music. o_O Does this mean that guy dressed up like santa really does want me on his lap?

14. How will I die?
Song:Become a Robot
Artist:They Might Be Giants
Comment: I told you guys I'm going to live forever in my new cyborg body.

15. Is someone trying to kill me?
Song:空虚
Artist:ksk
Comment: I take that as a no.

16. What am I afraid of?
Song:The share a story song
Artist:They Might Be Giants
Comment: I'm not afraid of....oh. Well, I guess I do have some secrets that people could potentially die over. ./cracks knuckles

17. What will I be doing in a few years?
Song:Remind
Artist:Orbital
Comment:  Remembering. ...and laughing.

18. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song:Taking Islands in Africa
Artist:Japan
Comment: Let me just start up my giant robotic siege weapons

19. What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song:Half the fun
Artist:Snow Patrol
Comment: Half the fun is not stopping my fun habits :P

20. What's for dinner tonight?
Song:Land of Imagination
Artist:Lagoona
Comment: Imaginary food. Delicious!

« Last Edit: May 01, 2009, 05:50:01 pm by akashayi »

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Re: Music shuffle oracle
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 12:59:55 am »
1. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Adagio For Strings
Artist: Samuel Barber
Comment: Sad tune...so thats a no

2. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Adagio In G Minor
Artist: Tomaso Albinoni
Comment: Again a sad to depressive tune so every one must think I'm depressing

3. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Bad Moon Rising
Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Comment: It mentions enviromental disasters so watch out for scientists blaming "Global Warming" for the ice caps disapering soon  ;D

4. What should I do with my life?
Song:Battle of Britain Theme
Artist: Ron Goodwin
Comment: COOL flying around in War Birds   ;D

5. Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Bridge Over The River Kwai
Artist: Mitch Miller
Comment: Hmm any ideas any one?

6. Will I ever have children?
Song: Bullitt
Artist: Lalo Schifrin
Comment: Must mean bite the bullet  and i will have kids some day

7. What is some good advice for me?
Song: Due South
Artist: Jay Semko
Comment So I will go off wondering some where South of here

8. What is happiness?
Song: Paint It Black
Artist: The Rolling Stones
Comment: Ok I do go on a killing spreee on first person shooters when i hear this

9. What is my favorite fetish?
Song:Over The Hills and far away
Artist: Unknown
Comment: so some thing to do with the outdoors and far away from home

10. How will I be remembered?
Song: One Step Beyond
Artist: Madness
Comment: Ok that must mean I'll be remembered as being infront of everyone

11. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Shifting Gears
Artist: Lalo Schifrin
Comment: Hmm my gear box is getting a bit clunky these days.....

12. Am I a good boyfriend?
Song: Love Farewell
Artist: Unknown
Comment:Take that as a no then

13. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Song:Dark Island
Artist: Munros
Comment: What is it about me and women form the Black Isle :-\

14. How will I die?
Song:Lost Patrol
Artist:Big Country
Comment: So I will end up getting lost in the hills and die

15. Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: Minnie The Moocher
Artist:The Blues Brothers
Comment: I dont know any Minnie's who are Moochers

16. What am I afraid of?
Song:1939 Returning
Artist: The Crockets
Comment: Hmm Reliving  the start of WW2 ok thats a no brainer

17. What will I be doing in a few years?
Song:Confusion
Artist:The Zutons
Comment: I'm confused now as it is

18. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: Ride for ever
Artist: Paul Gross
Comment: Where's my mountain bike?

19. What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song: Losing My Religion
Artist: R.E.M
Comment: But i'm an Atheist

20. What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Tibbie Dunbar
Artist: The Corries
Comment:Ok I'm going to turn into a cannibal and eat some one called Tibbie Dunbar
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Music shuffle oracle
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 11:09:08 pm »
I'm a bit bad at interpreting song lyrics sometimes.   :(  I hope I figure out the answers alright!

1. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Second Skin
Artist: VNV Nation
Comment: Huh...that's actually not that bad of an answer.

2. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: The Wife, the Kids, and the White Picket Fence
Artist: Fair to Midland
Comment: Erk.  That doesn't sound good...

3. How can I make myself happy?
Song: The Outsider The Outsider [Resident Renholder Mix]
Artist: A Perfect Circle
Comment: I don't get it. o-o;  Is trying to tell people not to commit suicide?  Huh...well, I do like trying to help people.

4. What should I do with my life?
Song: Upgrade^Brigade
Artist: Fair to Midland
Comment: I...what? o-o

5. Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: I Am Not Your Gameboy
Artist: Freezepop
Comment: HA HA.  Nice.  Because people try to make you their toys!(?)

6. Will I ever have children?
Song: Boss Clear
Artist: Ocarina of Time Soundtrack
Comment: ...What?

7. What is some good advice for me?
Song: New New York
Artist: The Cranberries
Comment: "Wounds will heal in time"

8. What is happiness?
Song: Dance of the Manatee
Artist: Fair to Midland
Comment: I love this song, but...what? 

9. What is my favorite fetish?
Song: This Is the Day
Artist: The Cranberries
Comment: Pale skin and blue eyes?

10. How will I be remembered?
Song: Swamped
Artist: Lacuna Coil
Comment: DESTINYYYY!

11. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Time is Ticking Out
Artist: The Cranberries
Comment:  I am kind of bad at turning a blind eye to things...I just think, what can *I* do?  I'm trying to do better, though.  I promise to not be as wasteful!

12. Am I a good girlfriend?
Song: Serenade
Artist: Fruits Basket
Comment:  Aww.  I guess so.  :-*  "I become joyful just to see you smile. Everything is saved by it."

13. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Song: You & Me
Artist: The Cranberries
Comment: Wow...uh...that's eerie.  I think this points to "yes", if the person singing is the admirer.

14. How will I die?
Song: The Night of the Loving Dead
Artist: Lordi
Comment: I'm gonna get loved to death?

15. Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: Genesis (Ivory Frequency Version)
Artist: VNV Nation
Comment: I don't know, but it seems they don't want me around! This song makes me think of the Rapture.

16. What am I afraid of?
Song: Kenny Muhammad, The Human Orchestra "The Final Word Mix"
Artist: Mindless Self Indulgence
Comment: Bullies?  Maybe.

17. What will I be doing in a few years?
Song: Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Artist: Culture Club
Comment: Crying? o-o;

18. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: Dig up Her Bones
Artist: Misfits
Comment: Dig up graves?  I dunno, I'm pretty fearful of angry spirits.

19. What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song: Mr. Killjoy
Artist: Lordi
Comment: Ha ha.  Yeah, maybe sometimes I am a killjoy.

20. What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Quince
Artist: Fair to Midland
Comment:  A plant?  Well, I did have veggies.

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Re: Music shuffle oracle
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 12:53:06 am »
Scary thing is one of my playlist is comng true recently I have been taking trips  Due South......to Englandshire  :o
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