You know no one laughed at my coffee table jizzing jokes here...I thought they were funny
not really a joke, more of a visual image...hm. Gotta try harder I guess.
I just thought, you know, it'd be funny...guy (Ronin) walks into someone's nice clean well-arranged living room, sees bondage "coffee table" book on nice glass table near sofa, is like "Wow hey! Sweeeeeee-eee-eeee--EEET!!" and lays one down right all over the coffee table, some shooting over and ending up on the nice clean carpet. The host (30-something upscale woman) is just like
and Ronin's like "What?! I had to! POST-HASTE I TELL YOU!!!" as he zips up happily.
no? not funny?
*sigh* sorry, it's Friday...I have no idea...
on that note I'm going home!!