I would say Bernadette represents Meletus, and the bricks represent the jury that convicted me. Maytag's hotness of course can be compared to many ideas of my philosophy. I focused a lot on jesters in my philosophy, but Plato neglected to write those thoughts down, the slacker.
Edit: Also, just found and read through the archive, I'd imagine it'll be a much different experience now that I'll read a chapter every couple months now, rather than several dozen in a weekend (counting book 0).