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Hall of Games / Re: The Goodbye Thread
« on: August 04, 2009, 04:18:25 pm »
Um, hi.
*Pause for people to stop gasping and trying in vain to suppress the idea that those long-neglected memories actually happened or being generally unable to come to terms with the notion that I still exist*

I think, since, if I am any kind of example for comparison, most people that leave the forum tend to just do so without warning anyone, what might be a bit more useful is a "Hello, I'm back" thread.

On that note, "Hello, I'm back". ;D

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Hall of Games / Re: How to destroy the earth
« on: May 09, 2009, 06:33:27 pm »
I guess this is the part where Socrates was supposed to say "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!"...
But he doesn't seem to be here so I guess I'll just cut in with
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hee hee lol

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Hall of Games / Re: Corrupt A Wish
« on: May 09, 2009, 06:30:47 pm »
You never go out again on account of having half your face burned off by a cooking accident (which occurs tonight while you're at home), which makes you perpetually unattractive to um... whatever sex you like being attractive to...

I wish I had more time to finish my project.

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Free Talk / Re: BDSM play
« on: May 09, 2009, 06:28:01 pm »
Have I killed this topic or something?
Come on, it was fun, don't leave me alone here you guys... :(

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Pop Culture / Re: PANDORA!
« on: May 09, 2009, 06:23:50 pm »
I agree with Akashayi on this subject, which is why I personally prefer Seeqpod, since it just plays the song you ask it to rather than try to pick other music you might like.

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Hall of Games / Re: More Words!
« on: May 09, 2009, 06:02:04 am »
Wear
I'm not perverted I... well I would swear but I never swear anyway... but c'mon, how many of you wouldn't think that?

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Free Talk / Re: Help Me Out Here
« on: May 08, 2009, 07:04:22 pm »
The Wyvern is basically a sentry/patrol robot I'm prototyping that roves around an area and attacks intruders.
Imagine an android from Portal but which can move.

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I love that picture!
And I wish I had more time to read this thread... lol

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Free Talk / Re: Star Wars
« on: May 07, 2009, 06:43:08 pm »
Revenge of the Sith sort of deserved two ratings IMO, the first half's and the second half's.
The first scene was downright lame in terms of fail physics, fail droids, fail droid physics, and fail spaceships.
Dude, broadside cannons IN SPACE? I thought these people were supposed to be advanced, where did all the lasers and guided missiles go? This isn't Battleships Forever. Or the 17th century.
But, perhaps coincidentally, as soon as Grievous died the movie started being good. Lots of death, violence, and drama, but still relevance to the overall plot. It wasn't quite The Dark Knight or anything, but it was definitely better than the first half. Did I mention the broadside cannons in space?

P.S. I also wanted to rant about the windshield fogging... again, in space. THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN! Neither do glowing arcs in a vacuum. Or of course sound from engines, explosions, etc., but they've been doing that all along in pretty much every series except Firefly, so I can excuse that.

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Free Talk / Help Me Out Here
« on: May 07, 2009, 06:35:02 pm »
Anyone with an extra minute, please do me a favor and take this survey. I need it for a project and currently am suffering from a dearth of results, so I figure, since I've got lots of friends in here I might as well... okay I'm rambling :'(

Click here: http://helia.net63.net/NFK/index.php?page=survey

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Flipside Discussion / Re: T-Shirt Finalized Design
« on: May 07, 2009, 06:31:49 pm »
YES, Epic Win.
Please make it cheap so I can buy one!

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Artist's Den / Re: Quick Sketch Thread
« on: May 07, 2009, 06:31:01 pm »
That first picture is pretty good for 15 seconds. It would take me a lot longer than that to draw... maybe 45 seconds to a couple minutes.

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Free Talk / Re: BDSM play
« on: May 07, 2009, 06:29:17 pm »
No specific comments as yet, but overall I feel kind of ambivalent about BDSM. Deep down its just a more creative way to have sex, after all, and one would have to lead a pretty boring life to be satisfied with plain old sex by itself every time.

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Hall of Games / Re: More Words!
« on: May 07, 2009, 06:16:14 pm »
When

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Hall of Games / Re: ParameciumKid's Truth Thread is the Awesomest!
« on: April 12, 2009, 03:07:23 pm »
Turtle: no
5+5=12: Um, if you add 2? ???
Alice in Wonderland: Yes. It was actually kind of disappointing, but then again so was the Disney version.

Pickles: not really. I think I used to, but then I lost my taste for them.
Phallic food: Well, pasta's basically my favorite food, and I was eating some Tennis racket-shaped pasta one day when I noticed that in conjunction with the big tomato slice on the plate they looked like a bunch of sperm heading for an egg cell.
Ice Cream: Double Chocolate chocolate chip with chocolate Magic Shell syrup and Chocolate sprinkles, etc. - basically Death by Chocolate.
Fanservice: Only when it doesn't hurt. I have this one fangirl who likes to sneak up behind me and hug me on the neck out of nowhere, and her giant boobs and her head make a sort of tripod so that she ends up bending my spine backwards painfully.

Fanfiction: I think I wrote one about Star Wars a long time ago. It was titled something like "Episode 11/2: Darth Vader's Birthday" and featured the archvillain Ella Vader.

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Hall of Games / Re: More Words!
« on: April 12, 2009, 02:55:08 pm »
OMG This forum has an anti-ninja feature! YAY FTW! I was all about to ype "Splortch" when the posting page said that I was being ninjad and should revise my post OMG OMG OMG  :-*

So um... tear.

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I had a birthday party all last night playing Rock Band.
Nothing erotic happened though...  :-\

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Hall of Games / Re: ParameciumKid's Truth Thread is the Awesomest!
« on: April 09, 2009, 02:42:46 pm »
Madagascar 2: yes.
Cute fluffy animals: only if the story is good or it's really funny.
Zoo: Um... I think last summer.
Swan: Um... I don't remember.
Ducks: Um... I don't remember.
Squirrel: Well the other day I saw a whole bunch of really stupid squirrels sitting out in the middle of someone's lawn, completely un-camouflaged. Not to mention they happened to be in a row so that an incoming hawk could pick them all up at once.
Walk: the other day.
Bike ride: Um... recently?
Hay Ride: Um... I don't remember. I might not have done that before.
Smelled a rose:  :(
Blushed: Um... I don't remember. At least not recently.
Scared: Um... I don't remember. Gosh, you really missed the mark with all these "last time" questions!  ::)
Deer: yes.
Deer: no.
Your truth thread:  :o Um, no... sorry! :(
Lemmings: It's either being compulsive leader-followers, being suicidal, or being really fuzzy.

Flying: no.
FTW: It means "you're a noob". Jk it's an acronym for "For The Win".

frog legs, etc.: I'm just going to unobtrusively skip this whole section.

Movie: Yesterday I went to see "Monsters vs. Aliens".
Good movie: Well, "Monsters vs. Aliens" wasn't bad. The lead character kept getting dressed in spandex by other people in her sleep. And had Ginormous breasts. Mostly on account of being a giant, though...  ;D

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Hall of Games / Re: Corrupt A Wish
« on: April 08, 2009, 07:43:05 am »
Instead you get a tumor. It's a big brown one right under your nose that looks like some kind of disgusting poop mustache and reminds everyone around you of "Mole" from Goldmember.

I wish I could have a hair cut. Seriously, it's starting to impair my vision!

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Hall of Games / Re: The COOL "Last Post Wins" Thread
« on: April 08, 2009, 07:36:35 am »
I can has cookie?

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Hall of Games / Re: ParameciumKid's Truth Thread is the Awesomest!
« on: April 08, 2009, 07:35:48 am »
Pool @ Dream House: Yes.
Woods: Also Yes.
Weather: I guess my favorite weather is when it's cool and breezy but without the sun being all uber-bright so that it hurts my eyes right through the clouds. It's that kind of weather that's best for me wearing my awesome trenchcoat.
Where I live: NO WAY. I only get that a few times a year during the winter when the temperature is below 970 billion degrees. With 145% Humidity.
Good & Evil: Good and Evil are abstractions used to categorize actions based on whether they agree with the moral principles of other people, which are in turn constructed on their survival instincts, environmental conditioning, and capacity for empathy.
Fav. Philosopher: What was the name of that guy in So Long and Thanks for all the Fish who built an inside-out insane asylum to put the rest of the world in?
Fav. Book: Um... Let me think about that.
Sex toys: Depends on the toy and how needed it is. But in general, yeah.
Uncooth: You spelled "uncouth" wrong.

Life on the Moon: NO. Seriously, the weather's worse than in the Sahara Desert. And there's no air. Unless of course you were referring to a sealed-up moon colony, in which case I think we should all live on the moon.
Bugs Bunny: A few months ago. It was "The Rabbit of Seville".

Stuff: Meh.
Junk: Useful junk, or junk that looks useful, or is at least really shiny.
Writer's Block: Not only have I had writer's block, I've also had "artist's block" where I can't figure out what I want to draw or at least have trouble drawing for some reason.
Curing it: It usually goes away after a few hours.
Nice day: Well, it's actually less than 970 billion degrees out, so I guess it's nice.
Serious: Anything that people can later use against you.
Not serious: Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series.
Fav. Park: I used to love visiting Tinker Park in Rochester, but I don't go there much anymore.
Life with other people: Yes.
Eating of the Cereal: ZOMG it's so annoying! And my little brother has this habit of pulling the little plastic sealing thing out of the milk cartons and then inserting it into the inside of the carton, apparently thinking it will just go away or something when in reality it slides halfway out whenever I try to pour the milk and slides back in if I try to grab it so it gets stuck in there for everyone else to have to put up with. Did I mention what color the organisms under his fingernails are?
Passive-aggressive behavior: I shan't give away my secrets.
Would I say what I say says that say I say something about bothering me: Sure.
Sexiest 80s musician: Um... remind me of some 80s musicians plox?
Sexiest 80s song: Ditto.
Sexiest current musician: Um... MILEY CYRUS!      Still alive? Jk please don't vow my downfall, I'm just messing with you. :P
Sexiest current song: Um... I guess I like "Poker Face"...

Too many truth threads: Totally. I've been thinking that for a while. Don't ask why I still decided to add my own. I'll suppose it was peer pressure.

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Hall of Games / Re: ParameciumKid's Truth Thread is the Awesomest!
« on: April 06, 2009, 07:06:05 pm »
AAGH too many questions... slow down a bit so I can get through these!
Peas: Only in moderation. If I eat too many I just get sick.
Fog thickness: Neither. If I had to characterize extremely thick fog I'd probably compare it to mashed potatoes on account of the similar texture.
Licks to center: I did a lab in my chemistry class about this once, but I forgot what my final reading was... :-\
Fav. pudding: Um, good pudding? I'm not much of a pudding connoisseur. I guess I prefer chocolate flavors.
Jello: Yes. I make sure to get a serving every time I go to the local Chinese buffet.
Popple: Is it related to a Pipple? 'Cuz it took me a while to realize Hannah was referring to a Pit Bull.
Duckula: I think I've heard of it. Have you seen Thumb Wars?

The Matrix: FTW! It = Awesome. The sequels weren't quite as good, but still were fun to watch.
Neo's jacket: So much I actually already bought one like it. I wear it whenever the weather's cold enough to permit.
Scorpion kick: I'm not quite sure what a scorpion kick is, but I would like to be able to kick like her. Man, if only she were a little younger and cuter she'd be totally hot.
Morpheus's Katana Skills: Totally. Someday I'd like to take Kendo lessons and learn how to do that stuff.
Illusion of real life: I don't know. I'll believe in the Matrix or its real-life equivalent as soon as I see convincing evidence, but until then I'm just taking life at face value. Did you know the universe has lag, just like video games? According to my friend Jason, if you were to travel at 16 orders of magnitude over the speed of light, you could pass from one side of a brick wall to the other without touching it!
Are we even here: Ditto the "face value" speech.
Ancient weapon: I already wield Link's Master Sword, if that counts.
Witch is cooler: Yes, witches are definitely cooler than monks or nuns.
Nun fetish: What kind of nun fetish? Do you just find nuns attractive or would your ideal sex experience include a nun in [details of the situation are censored]?
Coolest vehicle: The Batmobile ("Tumbler"). At least if I'm restricted to land vehicles. Otherwise I think I'll go with... um... I guess the Batmobile.
Funniest thing while driving: I once saw a dog sitting/standing on the edge of someone's porch with its right two legs on the porch and its left two standing next to it.
Silliness in the car: Um... Hmm... I must have done something silly in a car at some point... Sry, can't remember right now.  ???
Sexiness in the car: Ditto the silliness thing. I can't recall doing anything very sexy in a car before. I'm still young!

Eat Pie: With my mouth, duh.  ;D
Fav. color: Chrome  8)
Green sky: Does that refer to the "green sky" characteristic of imminent tornadoes? No. But I think I've seen the sky looking kind of green before.

Dream house: I'll cover this tomorrow... zzzzzz...

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Hall of Games / Re: The COOL "Last Post Wins" Thread
« on: April 06, 2009, 06:41:12 pm »
Blech. I spent the WHOLE ENTIRE DAY painting my abhorrently orange bedroom.

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Hall of Games / Re: ParameciumKid's Truth Thread is the Awesomest!
« on: April 05, 2009, 07:07:39 pm »
First of all: I think I waited too long to start working on these questions. I think I'll just start at the top and do a few at a time.  ::)

Girl or Boy: Physically I'm a boy.
How Many: Enter the realm of my subconscious at your own risk. For now I'll say about one of each, on average.
Recent activities: I just got back from State Science Olympiad, which was pretty awesome. I've also been playing Battleships Forever.
Erotic: Some of who?
Anime & Hentai: I consider them a subcategory of cartoon, along with CG animation, similar to how, um, insects are a subgroup of arthropods.
"High" Art: Well, there's a museum near where I live called the High Museum of Art...
Impressionist painter: The only one I'm really familiar with is Monet, so him I guess.
Country travel: Japan.
Silliness plans: Haven't thought about that. Does shouting "I lost The Game!!!" count?
Candy: Does Ghirardelli dark chocolate count?
Fate, Destiny, etc.: Maybe I'll post a thread about this...
Boobies: FTW!
Awesomeness: Mostly because it's mine. Thx for saving it though.  :-*
Cell phones: I don't have a lot of strong opinions about cell phones in general. Did you know mine was indestructible? Seriously. I left it at my friend's Halloween party once after dropping it while filming an epic stop-motion video and came back four days later to find fog on the inside of the screen! But by the end of the day when I turned it back on it worked fine.
*YAWN* I think I'll come back to this tomorrow...

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Hall of Games / ParameciumKid's Truth Thread is the Awesomest!
« on: March 30, 2009, 06:00:40 pm »
Because when I arrive, I will bring the fire...[/pop music reference]

Nevertheless, my truth thread shall be the best, for reasons yet to be discerned clearly.
For one thing, I won't tell you that you just lost the game. Except for just now when I did.  :'(

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Hall of Games / Re: How to destroy the earth
« on: March 30, 2009, 05:57:43 pm »
lol "T-spoon"...
I'm not sure if your one of those people for whom English isn't ur first language (I get all you people mixed up),
but it's spelled "teaspoon".

I just made a fool of myself taking your obscure MMO reference too literally didn't I? Yes? No?

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Free Talk / Re: Just a little rant...
« on: March 30, 2009, 05:53:30 pm »
Razzly...  :-\ I'm not sure how much nonlicensed driving you've been doing, but believe me you can't hope to drive better than anybody if you've never driven before. I know from personal experience.  :-[

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Free Talk / Re: So I am a hypocrite. And sad. :(
« on: March 30, 2009, 05:43:05 pm »
I feel for you man.

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Free Talk / Re: Awesomism: The Religion
« on: March 21, 2009, 07:23:50 pm »
This religion sounds... - nvm, your brains don't deserve this. Okay, maybe some of them do; I'll say it - Awesome.

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Free Talk / Re: Forumite Picture thread
« on: March 19, 2009, 06:20:24 pm »
I agree with the other(s) Razzly, you look totally hot in that picture.

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