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Flipside Discussion / Re: Chapter 21: Discussion
« on: April 22, 2009, 04:08:54 pm »
Are we sure it's a man? It might just be a very manly woman.

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Free Talk / Re: Forumite Picture thread
« on: April 22, 2009, 07:41:15 am »
I'd pay for it.  ;)



And charles, don't you dare let your wife take that shirt. If a man surrenders his best shirt to a woman, why, he'll lose all respectability.

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Flipside Discussion / Re: Chapter 21: Discussion
« on: April 22, 2009, 07:37:24 am »
never mind, maybe not...

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Yeah, I always was like, "wtf?" whenever hentai manga feels the need to do the whole "cross section" and show the penis inside the vagina.

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Yea there is a huge business for incest in hentai. And it's always a one of a couple of things: Drunk mother/sister taken advantage of, "rape" of the boy,  or they just kinda fuck and there isn't any kind of backstory as to why.

The one's I've seen are "come take a bath with your big sis", then they just kind of get into it from there.

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CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;

*shrug*

I need something emotionally engaging.
Though I'm a bit sick of the "fall in love with your big sister" that so many hentai manga have.

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Oh I know, and it's so hot! <3 It's there, stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...

Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3

The term "vaginal wormhole" comes to mind.

I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.

See, I kinda need plot, otherwise I'll get bored. Course, my sex drive is near to nonexistent so just watching naked people get it on really doesn't even make me feel a twinge of anything.

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Free Talk / Re: Forumite Picture thread
« on: April 21, 2009, 09:44:54 am »
My, Razzly, what BLUE eyes you have.

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Flipside Discussion / Re: Intermission 13: Discussion
« on: April 20, 2009, 01:44:02 pm »
Orransong needs to become a meme. Or something.


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I suppose this person also refuses to use youtube as well?

*shrug* Probably.

No.

True. The guy I spoke of was all about the "I get to have sex with women professionally!"

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Now doing an occational amateur porn flick for private viewing, that would be a lot more interesting. But not the profession, besides, with the internet and free amateur sites, the porn industry has to change or die.

lol, I recently got into a conversation with a guy who pays for his online porn. He said that getting porn for free is "stealing".

I suppose that is a valid line of thought, but I still found it to be rather amusing.

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Yeah, me neither. I don't find it that much of a glamorous profession.

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Free Talk / Re: The Chat Thread
« on: April 18, 2009, 08:55:53 pm »
What the hell are you guys talking about... wait you know what don't tell me, from what you guys are saying it's some retarded thing that people get tricked into "playing".

Pretty much. Usually it is as follows: some insecure, pathetic person goes up to complete strangers who are minding their own business and say "Hey, you guys just lost the game" and leave feeling a sense of self-satisfaction.

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Free Talk / Re: The Chat Thread
« on: April 18, 2009, 02:30:10 pm »
I agree.

The only way to win is to not play it. Sounds like a crappy game to me.  :(

Actually, you don't get a choice. Everyone is playing it. The only way to win is to not become aware of it.

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So.

Who here would be a porn star if given the chance?

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Free Talk / Re: The Chat Thread
« on: April 18, 2009, 11:01:19 am »
*gets lost in the game....Then loses THE GAME*

squibblez and wot sir?

The "Game" is not a game and is probably the worst meme ever.

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Free Talk / Re: BDSM play
« on: April 17, 2009, 09:13:57 am »
I'm completely against BDSM. It's a mockery!

Used to be you could torture the hell out of people and scare with these bloody racks, 'n' shit.

Nowadays, with all the sick masochist freaks out there, you find people that actually get off on it! What's a wrench-monkey to do?

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Free Talk / Re: Forumite Picture thread
« on: April 16, 2009, 08:42:23 pm »
Ah, Deatzh...a Dr. Pepper fan, I see?

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Personally, when I need to look at something to get off, I look for hentai.
But even that requires sifting. Really, I just don't have the time or patience just to get off.

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 ;D
I kinda have a motto  "I'm against the Yoai! Not the Yoai fans!"

I think I'm more against the idea of yuri or yaoi hentai.... but then yeah. I really don't like porn. and don't get me wrong nudity can be okay but I've never really enjoyed porn. :-\

I've always considered it to be...kinda boring.

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Lesbian romance is not to be mixed up with Yuri Gagarin, the first human into space. ;P

Or is it? New ways to celebrate Yuri's night?

I wouldn't mind seeing a genderswapped version of him and the Yuri from Dirty Pair getting it on.

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No way. I like the BOW wow chicka WOW wow kind. 

With an emphasis on the CHICKa.


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daft question time again who's yuri?  and back in my ex-army combats

Yuri is the Japanese term for girl on girl sex/romance.

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Flipside Discussion / Re: Intermission 13: Discussion
« on: April 13, 2009, 05:14:53 pm »
It occurs to me that you could make a killing selling official Flipside bricks. XD

THE FLIPSIDE BRICK
(some assembly required)

Instructions
1. Set Brick on flat surface covered with newspaper.
2. Paint half of brick black.
3. Paint half of brick white.
4. Watch it dry.

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Free Talk / Re: The Chat Thread
« on: April 13, 2009, 05:11:13 pm »
Probably becuase these things are made of meat and having sex with meat is kind of like necrophilla.  :-\


You use vegetables then?

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Free Talk / Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
« on: April 13, 2009, 05:06:56 pm »
Except...I originally just wanted to know what everyone was doing for the bunny day, if anything. There's got to be a variant of godwin's law for the flipside forums.

The longer a thread goes on here, the probability of sex talk increases from 1.

Fixed it for you.

But yeah, for easter I went to church and had a nice breakfast. (Note: to any of you considering religion, this is the benefit of joining a Baptist Church: Free Food).

To celebrate the day after Unspecified Spring Holiday, I bought bunnies for my friends at college...then forgot them at home. Sigh. Guess it will be a *very* late Unspecified Spring Holiday.

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Free Talk / Re: The Chat Thread
« on: April 11, 2009, 06:52:09 pm »

Gross? WTF?  ??? what's there to be grossed about? It's just genitals, hell it's not even that it's just food substitute words for genitals! It's not like it's decomposing roadkill on a sun-baked summer road...

Well, I was being mildly facetious, but never mind.

I personally have no qualms eating a girl's hot pocket if that's what she wants.

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Free Talk / Re: The Chat Thread
« on: April 10, 2009, 08:57:56 pm »
I hear ya on that crossed wires thing.

I'll never be able to look at tacos the same again...

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Free Talk / Re: Forumite Picture thread
« on: April 10, 2009, 08:56:42 pm »
Brion! Brion!! NOOOO!!!!!!!





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