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Like the chat thread, but 169.3% sex-sex sexier! :P
Have an embaressing fetish you want to share?
How 'bout a problem in the bedroom you need advice on?
Have a disturbingly strong crush on Zach Effron?
Just need someplace to shout out nonsequiters about boobies!
Want to pretend-make-out with someone on this forum?
Just have a burning desire to ask a random bi guy (i.e me ;)) something?
Do it all here!
This is also the place to discuss Sexual Politics and gender-related issuses. (eg. your school is realy sexist or homophobic and you need to rant about it... or whatever... :D)
(caveat: sex-related issues are a sensitive topic, so try your best to be as sensitive and consiterate as you can. If in doubt, err on the "This person is not a total freak for thinking that..." side of the disscussion, if possible.)
Be nice to each other and have fun!
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I'm wearing my red short-sleave work shirt, black pants, black socks, black steel-cap boots and red jocks with Smurfette on the front.
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I'm wearing my red short-sleave work shirt, black pants, black socks, black steel-cap boots and red jocks with Smurfette on the front.
pics or it didn't happen ;D
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a tshirt with some don hertzfeldt silliness on the front and black cargo pants. :P
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Orange socks?
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I lied. I'm actually dressed like this.
(http://akashayi.net/random/sprites/Hanzo_breathe.gif)
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Your supposed to say things like "I'm not wearing any panties!" :P
No really, Im not! :'(
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I'm not wearing any socks *wink?*
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Yeah. That's it! :D
Once we get some girls in here it'll be great! :D
Not like the sausage party it is now! :-\
But you've got the right attitude Pozf! :D
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>.>; are you calling Akasha a dude?
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Yes, well.
I'm not wearing any socks, either.
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No :o.
She is a fine-ass lady ! 8)
I just don't see her around here, do you? :-\
Yay! She's here! :-[
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Yeah. That's it! :D
Once we get some girls in here it'll be great! :D
Not like the sausage party it is now! :-\
But you've got the right attitude Pozf! :D
I'm not wearing panties OR a bra.
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i would hope not... considereing your a dude
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Wouldn't it be cool if changing your gender was as eaisy as faking it online? :P
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......I'm not wearing a bra or panties either.
But I have a detachable penis. XD
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As long as it's detachable baby we're all good *YAWN* well gotta get to bed now :-[ hahaha xoxo
edit: oh, and...my work clothes. At 1 am. Traditional engineer attire, plaid (sorta) shirt but some awesome new corderouys (sp) I got. No panties :( no smurfette either!
but I really need to get off this silly computer now =P
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Sleepy already, Umberissexy?
Well....
Was it good for you? XD
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oop. Damn ninjas. Damn hot ninjas. Damn supahot ninjas...
um. I'd imagine it was probably pretty awesome. :):):)
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a bit too short though. definitely requires another go! XD
so wait...are you wearing boxers or pajama pants or something? :o
as much as I like panties...nothing under pajama pants for some reason is another whole special thing...
edit: ok I'm really going now! G'night!!! :D:D:D:D (and thanks for the quickie!)
Ronin - you just gotta stop calling 'em dudes, and you might have a chance...*pats back*
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Are you talking to yourself ???
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Boxers, they're super silky comfy.
My pleasure. Hehehe
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Though I guess a ninja suit could be pretty ridiculously sexy too...I just don't have any experience with it. But...well, if it's a one piece, that would be less sexy to remove.
Silky boxers are all good though. Yes.
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Wouldn't it be cool if changing your gender was as eaisy as faking it online? :P
I know, right?
Maybe someday when the wonders of medicine are better...
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I would totally do it... if it didn't involved mutaliting my penis and taking hormones.
Put it this way, if it transgenderification was like taking a pill and it was reverseable, I would do it in a minute.
It would be awsome to see what you could get away with :D.
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What is this? I was expecting more confessions!
I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.
What am I wearing? Plain old boring jeans and... A hello kitty bra. All good?
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tonight i will be mainly wearing my Kahki combats and a old grey T-shirt and in advance for tommorrow a smelly pair of blue overalls.
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What is this? I was expecting more confessions!
I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.
What am I wearing? Plain old boring jeans and... A hello kitty bra. All good?
Hmmm... What does that even mean?
Maybe Im better off not knowing...
Maby your just trying to confuse and/or gross us out. :-\ Well I'm not grossed out. But I am cunfuseled. ???
I like nuns! And shcoolgirls! And just about any other female in traditonally Catholic attire. That's my confession. :-[
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Hmmm... What does that even mean?
Maybe Im better off not knowing...
Yeah, if you don't know, I'm not going to poison your mind with the knowledge. >_>
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how about corrupt our minds?
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What is this? I was expecting more confessions!
I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.
Oooo Kinky ;)
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Yeah I want to be corrupted too. :D
sounds crazy tho...when some one says the "really brutal" stuff, these days you have to wonder what that means...
also, when Ronin asks what you're talking about, it has to be exxxtreme. But I think you might just be setting up a smokescreen there Razz.
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Aye must be code for something.....like softcore instead of hardcore :'(
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I'll have to say I'm highly interested too Razz! ;D Though I'm already utterly corrupted far beyond redemption I'm always looking for new ideas to try in the bedroom and/or dungeon :P
And at the moment I'm just wearing black jeans, a shirt, boxers and a pair of stolen army knee-high socks... But tomorrow is sunday=walking around wrapped in the duvet day ;)
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XD What is with you people.. Sure, I'll tell you, but you have to confess something first, else I'll feel shy,
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ok i confess.........................I had the last slice of choclate cake im so ashamed :( :o
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I'll feel shy,
So does everybody else apparently
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I thought pretty deeply about getting a sex change for a long time.
But I'm old, the technology is bad and I am happier somewhere androgynous. Oh, and I like having boobs too much. They're so fun.
And Oddball, didn't you see the cake recipe? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2quIHuS-E&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3Dportal%2520cake%2520recipe%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dcom.u&feature=player_embedded). You may want to panic now.
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I thought pretty deeply about getting a sex change for a long time.
But I'm old, the technology is bad and I am happier somewhere androgynous. Oh, and I like having boobs too much. They're so fun.
And Oddball, didn't you see the cake recipe? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2quIHuS-E&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3Dportal%2520cake%2520recipe%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dcom.u&feature=player_embedded). You may want to panic now.
I think I can say thanks on behalf of all the men here. One less hot chick online that turns out to be a transexual. :-\
Confession 2: I get hit on by gay men on the street like once every month or so, but I have never in my life been out and about and been hit on by a female to my knowlegde. :(
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arggh!! can feel my artieries clogging now :o
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Hahaha, I just said I wasn't a transexual. Gender issues aside, my body is still the one I was born with.
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thats the thing got no real intentions to change my sex....happy with the body and mind (whats left of it) that i have.
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Hahaha, I just said I wasn't a transexual. Gender issues aside, my body is still the one I was born with.
No. I meant: "thank you for not being a hot chick that turns out to be a transexual". We have enough hot chicks that turn out to be transexuals on the internet already, thanks. :(
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currently I'm wearing my Chicago Bears T-shirt, my black pants orange socks and tennis shoes.
but when I go to bed I won't be wearing anything at all. one of my exes got me in the habit of sleeping in the nude. ;D ;)
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No. I meant: "thank you for not being a hot chick that turns out to be a transexual". We have enough hot chicks that turn out to be transexuals on the internet already, thanks. :(
My mistake ;P
Sleeping in the nude is great, but lately I've been sleeping in silky boxers or silky pjs. They just feel so good.
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I've never had the chance to sleep in the nude because when my mom fixed the door knobs in my house (10-12 years ago?) She fucked mine up, said she was gonna fix it, has said shes gonna fix it atleast 3 times a year per year since.never has
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well at least you have a door on your bedroom. i haven't had a door on my room for 15 years.
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I never saw the point in sleeping nude when i'm just going to put clothes on in the morning.
Also, by that point I'm simply too tired to take them off.
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Sleeping nude is really just a comfort thing. At least, it was for me. Feels the best when you're holding someone else's nude body and there is optimal heat transference.
Isn't...that kind of weird, Smiles? Not having a door on your room as a grown woman? How does that work?
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yeah it had gotten a bit weird over the years. but then sharing a room with my sis has always made it less awkward for me.
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I never saw the point in sleeping nude when i'm just going to put clothes on in the morning.
I could see it being nice in the summer when its the room is hot
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Wow, Akasha, really? That's very interesting.
I had some issues with my gender when I was about 17, but that was mostly because I got so much shit for being a girl that I wanted to be a guy... I wanted to be equally respected and shit like that. Tied my boobs down with bandages a few times and shopped at the guys department - but my face always gave me away.
(Still use boy-pants, tho)
Ronin: Is getting hit on by gay guys a bad thing? :D
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Yeah. I mostly wear guys clothing, and I sometimes bind my breasts back but I could never pass as a guy without taking testosterone. Even if I were to bind/pack. My face completely gives it away. I would like to be able to pass sometimes and be a little more fluid with my sex, but ah well. Not really dying to change that.
At the same time, I've gotten comments like... "you clearly take enough androgen to pass". I don't take any hormones. xP
I think I was born this way, though. I suspect that I have more testosterone than most women and my hormones are off balance. But I've always acted in some ways that are associated with the male gender. Competitive, cold and logical....geeky as all hell....clueless about women...etc, Heh.
I know what you mean though, Razzly. I didn't have issues with who I was until people had issues with who I was during my teenage years. My personality wasn't exactly conducive to the way people perceived me automatically as a girl.
I've been really comfortable lately though, since my close friends just see me as one of the guys. I enjoy my body and see myself as some androgynous geek gender.
...so yeah. I guess that's maybe too much confession with not enough sexy for this thread.
I'm not wearing any pants. :P
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I actually wanted to be a girl for a while, turned out to be a phase. Although from time to time I wonder what it would be like if I were a girl... Dunno... Really is a confession that nobody else knows... knew? Probably would have made a terrible woman though
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Used to sleep naked with my ex, now I just wear PJ bottoms and a old green hiking t-shirt
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Hehehe, my ex got me started on sleeping naked too, though I've never slept in pjs, only boxers/(Y-fronts when I was a kid)
And I confess that I have a really hard time falling asleep if I haven't got anything to hug since I started having romantic relationships.
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Yes. Sleeping naked is best when you have someone else with you. Except my boyfreind, who gets mad beucase I hump up against him and get a boner while he's trying to get to sleep. Lol. It's also great if you need to masturbate. Don't gotta do anything, just go right to it. :P
@ Razzly: You haven't seen these gay guys. Most of them aren't the attractive kind, they are the dirty old men kind. Plus I have a boyfreind. Even if I did want to do anything, I couldn't. It makes me mad becuase just onece I would like to be approached like that by a girl, but I doubt if it will ever happpen. :(
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you never know. things are never quite as clairvoyant as they seem. ;D
today I'm wearing a purple turtleneck
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I am, as always, wearing a purple tee shirt. I have ten of them. :o
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bit like me and my grey t-shirts got a few of them
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I am, as always, wearing a purple tee shirt. I have ten of them. :o
hey cool we're both wearing purple today ^_^
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Yay Purple! :D
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No one wants to know about your turtleneck Smiles! We want to know what kind of dainty underthings you're wearing!! :D At least give us a color!!
Confessions, confessions...um...wow. but I'm still holding on to hope that you people won't think I'm a freak...and plus the guys just really don't want to know...I'm already pretty TMI all the time as it is...it's different for you girls because EVERYONE wants to know. Well, maybe not everyone, but probably most...
GUYS DON'T READ THIS! SERIOUSLY!
I once fapped at a gas station while the wind was blowing this girl's skirt up while she was pumping gas. I was parked way off to the side, and...it was pretty hot. It was great. I didn't even see anything except legs but I found it very exciting.
that's the least TMI thing I can think of. Pretty pervy though and I'm guessing illegal :-\
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as long as it was nae a blooke wearing a Kilt lol
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No one wants to know about your turtleneck Smiles! We want to know what kind of dainty underthings you're wearing!! :D At least give us a color!!
stalker. maybe I'll go pantsless tonight.*shrugs* it's the only way you find out what color my panties are and that's if I'm wearing them ;D :P
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Dude you weren't supposed to read that >:( (edit: that's to Oddball, not Smiles!)
and...wait...OH NOOOE!! :o
jeez I feel bad about posting that. It's not sexy at all and it's really pervy.
can i change my answer? um...I have also been hit on by several gay guys before. And it's a little rough because I'm not gay. I often like gay guys (not like the ones Ronin's describing though) at first because they speak their minds, and I feel that not enough people in the world do. So I usually talk with them and laugh with them a lot. But they often turn to trying to convince me that I'm gay, and I pretty much hate that. I mean, I'm not homophobic, but a lot of these guys are like really f'ing insistent, and I don't like them being that way. I guess it might be a view into what it would be like to be a girl when faced with an aggressive jerk.
But anyway, the point was that gay guys often think I'm gay after talking to me. And in Spain, I was getting approached by guys without even talking to them first. So go figure. Maybe I'm not macho enough. Been better lately but it still happens. :(
To be fair though, there are lots of gay guys that just remain cool and normal, even after talking to them repeatedly.
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to Smiles...whoa! :o edit: at least I got you to say "panties" :-* :-*
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if you did not want us to read that part why did you put:
GUYS DON'T READ THIS! SERIOUSLY!
that is a sure way of gaining attention :P
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sorry...good point. to change the subject, I met another Scotsman this weekend.
he wants to move back home, but his wife is American and won't budge.
take this as a lesson: don't leave the motherland, not even for a woman.
he has three super cute kids though.
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was the oppo for a while i wanted to move to get a job but the ex did not want to.
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to where did you want to move?
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any where from Saudi Arabia to Aus, New Zealand and America.
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to Smiles...whoa! :o edit: at least I got you to say "panties" :-* :-*
lol ;D :P
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Nothing wrong with what you did, Umberissexy. ;)
Not totally shocking, either. I have friends that are voyeurs/sex in public people and you should hear their stories.
And if there's a difference in what guys and girls want to know, no one told me ./shrugs
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I never saw the point in sleeping nude when i'm just going to put clothes on in the morning.
I could see it being nice in the summer when its the room is hot
LOL. That's the other thing. If I sleep naked I get COLD. My basement is freezing even in summer.
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And if there's a difference in what guys and girls want to know, no one told me ./shrugs
There's a difference between what society expects them to want to know...
But wanting to know what you want to know makes you you, whatever society thinks..
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Oh...I was more trying to say that straight guys will not want to know about the "adventures" of other straight guys, whereas, in general, straight girls may not mind hearing about those of other straight girls...
also, it's far more accepted for girls to have lesbian tendencies, so it's more ok for girls to be voyeuristic about each other. With guys, you, socially, have to be all "Duuuuude...I did not want to hear that...dude. Let's go play football or drive cars." meh, I dunno. Maybe I just need new friends and family. :)
Me, I don't give a f. Nothing shocks me. Might surprise me, and I might have fun going OMG! Nuh UH really? but I really don't care what people tell me about themselves. I am also prone to be very open, but sometimes I take crap for it.
NightWraith: good call! So what you're saying is that we are all enormous pervs! No matter what society thinks! Got it! ;)
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oh. 98% of my friends are guys. Maybe they're just the right guys. Just being open is the best.
I don't give a flying 'f' (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/) either.
We all are enormous pervs here ;P, and I'm the first to admit it. In fact, I'm probably the biggest perv of them all. Bow to my pervy goodness.
"One Perv to rule them all, One Perv to find them, One Perv to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"
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*bows to get a better upskirt view of Akasha's pervy goodness*
Yeah, I know, you don't wear skirts *grumble*.
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Be patient o' Mod one your time will come, oh yes your time will come.
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"bow to your sensei!"
I don't need to wear a skirt to give you a sexy view. Hahaha.
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Gray turtle neck that's a bit too small XD
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Gray turtle neck that's a bit too small XD
tangent time! .. You all were talkin about gays and turtlenecks. And now, this is all I can think of:
bishop in a turtleneck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ZMR74qno4)
"..I like guumi bears, ya.."
I love Hedwig! XD
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*drops to knees and bows deeply!!*
I love this thread!! :D :D :D
where's Ronin? *looks high and low* -he needs to receive his kudos.
Welcome nilinet...gotta confession? :D
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[In voice like the butler in a old black an' white horror movie/] YOU RAAAAANG? ;D
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you mean like Lurch from the Munsters?
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Oh. Uh. Hi Ronin. I have to go home now, but hey nice thread!
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Oh. Uh. Hi Ronin. I have to go home now, but hey nice thread!
Okay! See You! :-*
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darn it all I'm still wearing pants. :P
maybe i won't next time ;D
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WTF!!! :o
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What is that you say Oddball? The information in this thread does not boggle the mind enough? I agree.
Oddball says you guys need more confessions *cough* ;D
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Oddball says you guys need more confessions *cough* ;D
After you....
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hey hey hey now I have a confession on a page back or two. And that's all I'm ,unfortunately, comfortable relinquishing at this point in time.
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HEY HEY HEY HOLD ON NOW!!! Why single me out?
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because you post was extremely vague and I was able to interpret it to my liking ;D
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ah oh well then
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I recommend you don't give him an excuse to put his kilt on and hunt you down and cut your throat in your sleep though Pozf. He LOVES doing that.
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cant do that any more Umber "They" have blunted the blade on my Sgian Dubh :(
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I recommend you don't give him an excuse to put his kilt on and hunt you down and cut your throat in your sleep though Pozf. He LOVES doing that.
Kinky.
And blunt blades just wont do. We need to fix this, Oddball. Forge a new one in the hellfires, inscribe it with arcane runes and set about your dark work.
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I recommend you don't give him an excuse to put his kilt on and hunt you down and cut your throat in your sleep though Pozf. He LOVES doing that.
Kinky.
And blunt blades just wont do. We need to fix this, Oddball. Forge a new one in the hellfires, inscribe it with arcane runes and set about your dark work.
its even worse than I thought...."They" have replaced the blade with a plastic one :o :o
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"They"?
"They" need a serious spanking.
I'd lend you one of mine but, it probably wont do you much good from this far away.
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Whats with all this conspiracy against me?
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It's nothing personal, but I think we may need to fire you at high velocity towards an oncoming Oddball wielding a plastic knife.
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For my part, I just can't believe oddball has a plastic kilt knife to begin with. XD
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That's a great point. That is a very good point. Seriously.
Is that what "Sgian Dubh" means? If only I had some kind of information searching mechanism at my fingertips...some sort of ...Searcharater or something.
edit: ok yeah. That is very funny.
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lol well knife laws have changed here...all Sgian Dubh blades are now plastic, I must of been one of the last to buy one with a stainless steel blade. It is blunt but i have a few knife sharpeners, even got one on my key ring. Sgian Dubh means The Black Knife or Blade. pronounced as ski-ann doo
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I see.
"sex".
Just trying to get the thread back on track :-[
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/Rz_TYGBu9vI/AAAAAAAAAlA/6P1D1bqpe_I/s400/Nice_Butt.jpg)
I gotta go home though. Bye people!
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I'll go with that and add BOOBIES ;D
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Nobody shall be launching me at high velocity at anything
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Think you better have words wi the other two Pozf...I have no intention of having you launched at me at high velocity that for sure.
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I had no intention of doing so...
but now that I think about it...
how about at medium velocity into a ball pit? or a...pool filled with jello. Yes. That. It'd be fun!
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Soooo launched at a medium velocity into a pool filled with jello? Will I be joined by anybody? ;)
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hmm now if I can combine that wi a parachute jump I'm try to get arragned that will make a good landing spot ;D 8)
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Soooo launched at a medium velocity into a pool filled with jello? Will I be joined by anybody? ;)
Naturally. In fact, I think we all should party in a pool full of jello.
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so i'd like to point out i'm actually wearing pants cuz i'm not home yet.:/
but maybe when I log in later. :P
Wearing: black pants, Breast cancer walk t-shirt, my leather-ish jacket, socks and shoes,;)
wait pool of jello? :-* I wanna play! ;D
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we have been quiet these couple days...*sound of crows in distance*
a sweater...and NOTHING ELSE!! except the rest of my work clothes.
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[Belly-flops in the pool with limbs outspread!/]
Hi everyone!
I am wearing cloaths as being outside in public demands... :(
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not in the pool though guy! thongs and speedos only!
(http://widdleshamrock.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/speedo1.jpg)
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That guy kida looks like a jerk!
What about this one? :-[
http://hypebeast.com/image/2008/02/speedo-comme-des-garcons-1.jpg
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You're doing it wrong.
We need sexy!
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Here's One! :P
http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/seductive-bikini-girl.jpg
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:D
:D
are we allowed to do that? We can't just post pron, can we? That's not exactly pron, but now I'm curious where the line is drawn.
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NO nudity. Unless it's your own!
no j/k. actually I have no idea. I don't think it's exactly mentioned in the rules Brion wrote up, is it?
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No, I haven't seen any sort of rules but...appropriate warnings and mindfulness of the under 18 population of the internet seems prudent.
prudent. God, I hate that word xP
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I would ok links that are self-explanatory but no unmotivated nudity in-post images after all, noone is forced to klick a link to something they likely aren't going to apprecciate seeing while one could be offended if it's rubbed in one's face.
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Yeah. Exactly. Like those speedos. Thanks a lot, Umberissexy. </just_teasing>
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Oh, but nude or even completely naked pictures that forum members have of themselves is ALWAYS ok to post in any way ;D </wishful hint>
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Well ok, but you know you're gonna click on it! :D
http://www.gnomz.com/blogz_images/speedos0004.jpg (http://www.gnomz.com/blogz_images/speedos0004.jpg)
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4448/1aqz4.jpg (http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4448/1aqz4.jpg)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4DRNoOvo8xQ/SFSQc-h3MNI/AAAAAAAADLs/47pjboUsITY/s320/speedo3.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4DRNoOvo8xQ/SFSQc-h3MNI/AAAAAAAADLs/47pjboUsITY/s320/speedo3.jpg)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1019_orangutan_comparison.jpg (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1019_orangutan_comparison.jpg)
http://kreuzer33.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bush-volleyball.jpg (http://kreuzer33.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bush-volleyball.jpg)
Is this to your liking?
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Dear god, I need an eyewash.
I've seen that stupid bush picture before, though.
Eyewash, commence!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1237260575674.gif)
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... I'm wearing absolutely nothing! Naked smiles ish me! mostly cuz I'm about to hop in the shower. :P
and yeah I'm not following those links ;)
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Dear god, I need an eyewash.
I've seen that stupid bush picture before, though.
Eyewash, commence!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1237260575674.gif)
You are a dirty girl atkashayi! :-[
Don't ever change! :-*
(Are you going to tell us what anime that is by the way, so we can um... "briden our cultural horizions." :-[)
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The only way to eat pocky.
((RoninAngel, it's Ga-Rei Zero))
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NO nudity. Unless it's your own!
no j/k. actually I have no idea. I don't think it's exactly mentioned in the rules Brion wrote up, is it?
I think until there is an official ruling you need to at least mark it NSFW just like the art thread
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Hmm, I guess this is something that should be mentioned in the rules of every sub-forum. For some reason, I only have a rule about images for the art forum.
Well then, how about this for an official ruling: It's fine to post "naughty" pics/videos if you do the following:
1. do not direct post them, but post them as links.
2. clearly label what the adult content of the image is.
Also, while nudity is fine, please no links to "extreme" content.
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That seems a good policy.
Brion, our fair and wise Lobster King.
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All hail the lobster Di... king. Yea the lobster king
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./licks lips
Lobster is delicious.
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I'm allergic. :(
I love tuna though! [Insert 5th Grade sex joke here!/ ::)]
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Is that a tuna in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Is that a tuna in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Don't say stuff like that to me, you'll get me all hard and I'll get kicked out of the computer lab! :-[
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MM? wow. ;D
now i'm wearing my tight jeans a purple shirt with stripes and my jacket.;)
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jsut a grey t-shirt (again) and my black work trousers....oh aye and my British army issue camo jacket...just home from work.
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I'm in nothing but boxers! Take that, flipside forumites. ;P
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*insert droolly smiley here*
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I'm in nothing but boxers! Take that, flipside forumites. ;P
Nobody believes it unless they see it! >.>;
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is that a suttle hint there pozf?
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Hahahaha 'subtle'. Good one, Oddball.
Getting naughty pics of me isn't that easy, anyway.
...I don't think
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Subtle Nothing. That was blatant :P
Getting naughty pics of me isn't that easy, anyway.
...I don't think
It's a lot easier than you think
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oh for me it's easy. I have a camera.
I meant for you to obtain from me ;P
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wrong thing to say he will track you down now.
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I already know her general area of living. Shouldn't be that hard to pinpoint her location
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Los Angeles is still a big place. You'd probably get lost.
It be a lot easier if I could just take you out to eat some place instead ;P
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I see the words, "naked chick sushi bar" heading in the general direction of this conversation...
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Ooo sounds like an invite to me ;D
I see the words, "naked chick sushi bar" heading in the general direction of this conversation...
Well there is a ninja restaurant in the city but I don't believe they serve sushi on hot naked chicks
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What do they serve their ninjas with?
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What do they serve their ninjas with?
Hah!
But seriously, I still need to go there. Really, really badly.
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The ninja restaurant?
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Ninja New York? Hell yes.
And Pozf, you are indeed welcome in LA anytime.
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We should have a mass Flipside forum gathering there... or something.
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We'll have to secure the pool and the jello, though.
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The pool needs to be shallow otherwise we might end up in a situation such as this (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail187.html (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail187.html))
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Hahaha. Oh, Strong Bad Emails, don't ever change.
Some thing way cooler, and less pretend.... I've been seriously wanting to try this on a smaller scale though.... say... a bathtub full of jello.
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Well, it is completely plausible to take one of those 4 or 4 1/2 foot pools and jellofy. it would be expensive and Impractical but completely doable.
Even more so one of those 2 foot inflatable "pools" (Plausible, its less impractical, and much less expensive)
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That seems a good policy.
Brion, our fair and wise Lobster King.
he really is quite good at being our daddy. he nails it every time.
He must have a lot of practice nailing stuff.
that film clip was awesome Akasha *drool*...I like the guy in the front seat who's all "Oh shit! There they go humping again!" couldn't follow the other links...I really need to make time for an evening forum session again at home.
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We should have a mass Flipside forum gathering there... or something.
Can I come! :-[
Please?!? :-[
Seriously, If you guys set it up, I would go! I'm sure there is a big Magic tournement there sometime soon and I could visit with you all.
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Hmm any one want to go halfs wi my air fare?
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Just take the Grayhoud :D.
...Ohhh shit! :'( I guess you can't.
Sorry. :(
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hmm unless the grey hound can either fly or float.
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I guess it then would be "The Gray Fish" or something. :P
Or Maybe the "Gray Seagull". :-\
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or i could strip off, cover myself in goose fat and swim the Atlantic....I mean how big is it? every one calls it the "pond" after all. 8)
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Tell that to the dead people at the end of Titanic. :(
Don't freeze to death. :(
Frozen Corpses are defenently not sexy. :-\
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Akasha-forgive my ignorance, but are you a martial arts instructor? What type/style? I took a little bit of Karate and then Baguazhang, and I'm very much looking forward to getting back into it. It's such wonderful exercise and so fun.
Titanic-holy crap. That still fascinates me. Just imagine drowning slowly in that cold-ass water with all those rich people thrashing about and screaming. And then think about that if you spray some poison on a beehive or nest of ants. For some reason, I can't separate the two.
Oddball, you look great covered in goose fat!
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lol what better than putting on my kilt tracking you down?
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Akasha-forgive my ignorance, but are you a martial arts instructor? What type/style? I took a little bit of Karate and then Baguazhang, and I'm very much looking forward to getting back into it. It's such wonderful exercise and so fun.
I thougt she was just a pretend ninja! :o
I knew a guy in the Army who was a blackbelt in Ninjitsu. He could be a scary motherfucker sometimes. :o
Titanic-holy crap. That still fascinates me. Just imagine drowning slowly in that cold-ass water with all those rich people thrashing about and screaming. And then think about that if you spray some poison on a beehive or nest of ants. For some reason, I can't separate the two.
Oddball, you look great covered in goose fat!
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lol what better than putting on my kilt tracking you down?
well now I'm not so sure... ??? you do look pretty phenomenal in a kilt.
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I taught Shaolin Kempo, but I've currently stopped teaching. Maybe if I can smash the economy into shape and simultaneously make Los Angeles an inexpensive play to live!
But I assure you, I can and will kick your asses. (also in bed) XD
Oh, I just finished watching Ga Rei last night, too. The show that clip is from. It's such a good pocky advertisement. Never in my life have I wanted pocky more.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1237260575674.gif)
(edit: sorry about the large image size...but come on! it's so awesome.) :P
(http://akashayi.net/koremite/f0090244_0295118.jpg)
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never in my life have I wanted to get my ass kicked in bed more XD
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... I'm wearing absolutely nothing! Naked smiles ish me! mostly cuz I'm about to hop in the shower. :P
and yeah I'm not following those links ;)
I was just reading back...you know Smiles, it might have been far more interesting if you looked at pictures of a bunch of guys in speedos before hopping in the shower naked. And then told us about it afterwards! XD
ummm...skip the "orangutan comparison" one though pls!
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lol ;D :-X
i guess now we'll never know. :P
it's extrmely hard to get naked pics of me. not even my boyfriend has any. ;D
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That you Know of. ;D
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no that he has period. ::)
my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.
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They didn't get one from you. but are you really awake everytime they are *plants seed of paranoia*
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Very true. God knows I love taking pictures of my sleeping lovers(and conscious lovers, too). Buahahaha.
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no that he has period. ::)
my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.
Now, if *I* was your boyfriend I would *never* want to see you naked. :'(
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no that he has period. ::)
my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.
Now, if *I* was your boyfriend I would *never* want to see you naked. :'(
Hm.
(http://akashayi.net/amusing/futureamason.jpg)
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you know before I scrolled down that IS the first thing I thought :P
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That picture truly is awesome! Cuz it's like, juust about true. Futurama is basically more attractive and worthwhile haha.
Aw, Smiles has a boyfriend >:( Well at least we've all "seen" her posting naked here! ;D ;D my imagination has a clear view anyway!
In other news: Drunk Umber isss...well is buzzed anyway. hehe. On the drunk end of buzzed.
but well here - for all my friends, a picture of me ejaculating:
A bit blurry, but you know how it gets when you're ejaculating and all. You don't know what's going on really.
(http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu100/gotogoto_bucket_2009/suggestivecropped.jpg)
And now...I would like to remind a certain Razzly that we all had a hearty round of confessions a day or so ago, some of them pretty edit:fecking embarassing, as payment for her telling us what this "in one hole out the other" business is exactly, and exactly how into it she is. The "really brutal stuff" I mean. Ahem.
Good night all. See you tomorrow. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 ... ... <3<3<3<3 love and kisses to all! mwah mwah.
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Wow. Social lubricant... lubricates quite nicely.
You should post drunk more often, Umber XD
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again i miss all the fun and too tried to understand all these posts :( :(
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no that he has period. ::)
my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.
Now, if *I* was your boyfriend I would *never* want to see you naked. :'(
hmm maybe that's one very goood reason why you're not my bf? ::)
*chuckles at the futurama thing* ;D
wait so what color penis is that then? ;D :'(
btw currently i'm wearing nothign but purple panties... time to gte dressed for work though.:/
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Hi guys I'm not hiding in sober shame after my drunken exploits - work exploded today.
Purple is a fabulous color tho!
Thanks Akasha-but hopefully usually when I have drinks I'll be like out. Or like with people and stuff. (not that y'all aren't people! :-[). Not sitting at home by myself playing Magic online (with online people) and then deciding to post at 2am or so.
But, well, it's still fun tho. And I had some epic games last night. ;D
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Heh, awesome. Alright then. Go drink and enjoy yourself out on the town, then come back down and bow before zod..,,I mean, come post here. :D
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Right now I am wearing nothing but rubber bands for my claws!
(http://www.sagamorelobster.com/images/images_big/lobster_a_2.jpg)
Isn't that hot?
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You're a dork Brion! ::)
But also funny! :P
@UIS, I wish I played online: I would totally play with you. :( We played a 3 group (total of six players 2 headed giant EDH game last night at my local store. It lasted like three hours and my partner and I won! Tooth and Nail is fucking broken by the way! 8)
@Smiles: YAY PURPLE PANTIES! :D
@Akashayi: YAY FUTERAMA! YAY HOTPANTS! Wouldn't it be cool if they showed Amy Wong in hotpants
on that show?!? That would be like chocolate and peanut butter! :D
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Not hot yet, as it's uncooked.
But you look good enough to eat, Brion.
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lol bondage brion? ;D
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I am not wearing anything sexay.. as the person I need to impress is floating around the Mediterranean...and would die of happy explosion even if he saw me in a moo moo right now.
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Just sitting here in my Kelly's Heroes T-shirt and PJ bottoms wiating to get some peace and quiet to sleep >:(
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just my blue panties.
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Blue...and lacy... ? XD
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geez... whats with people and their lack of clothes... I like to stay clothed at all times >.>
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no not lacey. I dont' have lacey underwear.
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I just snuck in and out of the shower! So, I'm hot, wet and naked </tease>
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That is indeed a mean tease.
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Mean? It's plain EBIL!
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all right to come over akashayi? lol
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I'm not wearing any underpants. I very rarely where underpants. :-[
In other news I was um till 7am this morning, playing magic cards, so the world is a little blurry right now.
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I had a birthday party all last night playing Rock Band.
Nothing erotic happened though... :-\
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Erotic Rockband?
I wonder how that's possible, beyond the obvious of playing in the buff.
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Unknown to me I've played TONS of rock band and no eroticism.
Though according to Yahtzee it can cause some
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nothing erotic last night jsut plenty of beer, whisky and films with blood gore and explosions and of course cant forget the Blues Brothers 8)
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Erotic Rockband?
I wonder how that's possible, beyond the obvious of playing in the buff.
Ok I completely missed this so I shall make a suggestion now. NEVER to do this, drumming in the buff can only lead to chaffing
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Well, I'm sitting here just wrapped in a blanket and nothing else...
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I had a birthday party all last night playing Rock Band.
Nothing erotic happened though... :-\
Happy birthday parameciumkid!! Unless it was someone else's birthday...
A Rock Band party sounds pretty freaking awesome...I have never played the game, but my friend and I and whoever else was around used to pretend by putting on tapes (yeah tapes, I know) and using brooms and hockey sticks as guitars and mike stands. It was fucking awesome I remember that much. Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, good stuff like that haha.
It wasn't erotic either thank god. There was a fair amount of sugar being poured on people though, and that's also right around the time I learned that love is a social disease.
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You say funny things. :P
Now who wants to make out for my amusment? :D
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I'll make out for my amusement! And you can be amused if you want.
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I think you suddenly have the strong desire to do something for my amusement, Ronin.
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im bored over here. could do some thing for amusment.
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So tell me Odd, how have you dabbled in the BDSM world? Just how far down that rabbit hole have you gone?
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tried out as a Dom then switched over to being a sub.
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Oh? What's the scene like over in the land of kilts?
Revenge of the Kinky Leather Kilts?
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lol did not go into the scene much had to stop since my studies where dropping and had to put a lot on hold, so now I've sort of lost intrest
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erotic rock band? like having all the character's wear the skimpiest clothes possible?
Tonight i'm wearing pants :P and my "bearsChick" t-shirt that has a baby chick on it. no shoes but I am wearing warm orange fuzzy socks. :-*
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erotic rock band? like having all the character's wear the skimpiest clothes possible?
Weelll there is a way to get all the people in the band to be the same person and if you take somebody in skimpy clothing and do that... I suppose. No idea how to do it though.
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I was thinking something a little more...physical...
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Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
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No real idea... like I posted before, I have no idea how it's possible.
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Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
hrmmm.... idk some people might find some of the songs sexy.
as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage and tractors ftw! and a pair of black jeans.
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hmm never tried rock band...and sitting here in my dressing gown just had a shower
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If you ever have the chance to try it... Do It. fun Fun FUn FUN times
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I think you suddenly have the strong desire to do something for my amusement, Ronin.
You're right! I do! :-[
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Does Rock band have Paint it Black on it?
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No. Guitar hero 3 did.
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Does Rock band have Paint it Black on it?
Like the Beatles song? ???
That seems like it'd be too easy?
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A) Rolling Stones
B) It was only a moderate song, not moderate, but not what I would call hard either.
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So not all the songs are super fast? :-\
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Thats really a matter of opinion. If you're used to playing on easy then, yea the song is gonna seem really fast on expert. But no the songs are not all super speed.
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Well that's cool but, as my freind Cherry Poptart said:
"Not enough Gratuitus sex in it, y'know!" :-\
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Wait wait wait... What?
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The thread. Like, why the fuck are we talking about video games when we should be talking about girl on girl action? :-\
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Exactly. Take the video game talk to the Pop Culture board.
And I'm always in favor of some hot girl on girl action.
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Here. :-[
(NSFW porno; obviously ::) http://tour.sapphicerotica.com/?nats=MTA5NTozOjE,0,0,0,0 )
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Borrrring -.-... also there are much better sites if you want videos >.>;
I might know of a few from friends sending me random shit. (not literally <.<)
Edit: I don't know why I know these site names actually... they just kind of appear in my memory.
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I have my own favorite sites as well ^^
Not exactly the best time for porninating, though.
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There is a right and wrong time to be porninating?
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Oh. It's not my favorite. The content is my favorite. :-\
But it's a fucking pay site. >:(
I often try to get that site's content without paying for it (with mixed results. :()
@Pozf: Clearly. like were I am, at the computer lab :-[. Or if for some crazy reason you want to focus on, like, anything else. :'(
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Well there are clearly wrong PLaces to be doing it. I just didn't thing there was a wrong time per say.
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Well in that case- what about the time you should be getting up to leave the house- clearly a little-
A date with Palmela Handerson
Acting out the grapes of wrath
Backing your fist
Bang yourself
Beat the beaver
Beating my meat
Beating the bishop
Bop the bologna
Choking the chicken
Clap your clit
Clean the bean
Clicking the mouse
Dating Hannie Palmer
Diddle my skittle
Diddling
Donald trump firing his apprentice
Double clicking the mouse
Fiction friction
Fire off some knuckle-children
Five finger shuffle
Flickin’ the kitten
Flicking the bean
Flog the dolphin
Fucking yourself
Getting trigger happy
Going fishing with the man in the boat
Going to the palm prom
Greasin’ the gash
Hand to gland combat
Having a knee trembler
Hit the slit
Hitchhike To The Sky
Holding your sausage hostage
Indiana Jones finding a sweet dig
Jacking off
Jerkin the gerkin
Jerking off
Jibber jab
Jilling off
Let the beaver swim
Lubing the tube
Making it snow
Making my girl happy
Making stomach pancakes
Milking the cow
One handed baseball
Painting the ceiling
Pet the poodle
Petting the kitty
Playing air guitar naked
Playing pocket pool
Playing tug of war with the cyclops
Pole dancing
Polishing the pearl
Pumping the keg
Revving the engine
Roughing up the suspect
Rub the nub
Rubbing one out
Rubbing Rob Reiner
Ruin your eyesight
Scrach and sniff
Scraping off the scabs
Scratch n’ sniff
Shake and steak
Shuffle your Ipod
Slam the clam
Slapping the salami
Slicking Willie
Spanking the monkey
Spinnin’ a record
Squishing the squidgie
Stroking it
Stroking the one-eyed snake
Taking care of my business
Tapping the wookie on the head
Thinking of your mom
Tick the taco
Tickle your pickle
Turning Japanese
Two-finger tango
Visit from the five-fingered aunty
Visiting Rosy Palms and her five sisters
Walking the dog
Wax on, whack off
Whippin off a batch
Wrestling the one eyed monster
is not indicitive of running errands, just idicitive of sleeping.
By the way, funest google ever! :P
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ei=9dPkSb3OOKGEtAPr1P2nCQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=1&ct=result&cd=1&q=euphemisms+for+masturbating&spell=1
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Well, for instance: Right now is Lunchinating time. Enjoying my food! Clearly no time to be choking the bishop.
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Wai.. wha... but... you... fe.... Blargh....
Anyway I thought you enjoyed a little food play.
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Yes! Wait for lunch to be over, then masturbate! :P
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What is it rude or something to masturbate and eat at the same time? I can only assume it takes a decent amount of coordination. Then again I suppose cross contamination would be very bad thing.
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Unless it's a hot naked girl covered in sushi, food play with play would be better when horny, not hungry. Right now, I'm on the hungry side of my emotions. After lunch I can go back to being horny ;P
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What can't be both at once?
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Only when Brion is involved....
...delicious....lobster meat.....
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I've tried lobster a bunch and I always think I'm gonna like it... but I never do. I blame Brion.
Edit: Right no going off track gotta keep this sexy... Uhm. Yea I got nothing sorry, no sexyness here.
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not really feeling sexy jsut now had too much cherry coke
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Well, I've been living in involountary celibacy for a couple of months shy of a year now... so I've got a slight issue with pent-up desire that will most likely force itself to the surface first proper chance it gets.
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Make sure you post all related stories here E_D.
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What is it rude or something to masturbate and eat at the same time? I can only assume it takes a decent amount of coordination. Then again I suppose cross contamination would be very bad thing.
Yes. Just ask Eminem. Jerking off in the French Fries is genrally frowned upon by McDonald's managers everywhere. God knows why. ???
W.K. Kellog, the inventer of Kellog's Corn Flakes famously hated masturbation. He even evented a device to help stop babies from touching themselves in their sleep. So in honour of Mr. Kellog (or perhaps the opposet), everyone should practice "hand to gland combat" at least once while eating Kellogs Corn Flakes. :P
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Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
hrmmm.... idk some people might find some of the songs sexy.
as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage and tractors ftw! and a pair of black jeans.
That sounds... tight. Is it cold in the room, by chance? :-[
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Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
hrmmm.... idk some people might find some of the songs sexy.
as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage and tractors ftw! and a pair of black jeans.
That sounds... tight. Is it cold in the room, by chance? :-[
I can't believe your sister voluntarily introduced you to this place haha! We will now corrupt you like we have corrupted her!! (or did she corrupt us? ??? She's always posting nude around here!)
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I think we are corrupting each other chief
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Well, I don't think of it as corruption.
I for one think its taking "your first step into a larger world". :P
Had an awesome time, saw a lot of my friends, got drunk without going overboard and the music was top notch.
And good S&M play is all about communication. (Much like good sex!) It really comes down to the limits of the sub and what will end up being pleasurable for them.
So don't worry, I'll be gentle ;P
More then anyone esle here, you can say things that make me all hot Akashayi!
So I have some questions:
I know not all S&M turns into sex, but like, if you go over to someone's place for a session, are they typically expecting and/or hoping for sex? Are you or the people you domintate (as the case may be) often disappionted when they don't get sex out of the deal? Is it an akward topic to discuss? Do you tend to just get it out of the way so no one has wrong expectations? What happens when someone is all horny after the session but you are not going to get it on?
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The thread. Like, why the fuck are we talking about video games when we should be talking about girl on girl action? :-\
cuz i hate yuri. :P
I'm wearing no pants no undies no bra and my birthday... massacre t-shirt
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I claim yesterdays "old person who cant dress himself" prize for wearing a polo shirt inside out the entire day without noticing...
I mean I should of realised something was up when it was tricky to do some of the buttons up.. but no.
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Wait, Smiles, you hate Yuri? (And read flipside?)
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daft question time again who's yuri? and back in my ex-army combats
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I claim yesterdays "old person who cant dress himself" prize for wearing a polo shirt inside out the entire day without noticing...
I mean I should of realised something was up when it was tricky to do some of the buttons up.. but no.
haha wow that is awesome. hahahahaha
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daft question time again who's yuri? and back in my ex-army combats
Yuri is the Japanese term for girl on girl sex/romance.
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YAY! YURI! MY FAVORITEST! :-*
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and here was i thinking it was some one from Russia
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No way. I like the BOW wow chicka WOW wow kind.
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No way. I like the BOW wow chicka WOW wow kind.
With an emphasis on the CHICKa.
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Lesbian romance is not to be mixed up with Yuri Gagarin, the first human into space. ;P
Or is it? New ways to celebrate Yuri's night?
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Just as long as flim your moon landing! ;D
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Lesbian romance is not to be mixed up with Yuri Gagarin, the first human into space. ;P
Or is it? New ways to celebrate Yuri's night?
I wouldn't mind seeing a genderswapped version of him and the Yuri from Dirty Pair getting it on.
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Lesbian romance is not to be mixed up with Yuri Gagarin, the first human into space. ;P
Or is it? New ways to celebrate Yuri's night?
Ah but was he the first person into space? he could of just been a good communist and held his breath longer when his air ran out while the rest died and forgoten about....i know too much useless information :(
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Ah but the magic and humoristic qualities of flipside are what drew me in not the lesbianess. and being gay/lesbian doesn't bother me as much as watching it openly does. idk as long as your not hitting on me I'm fine with it really. *shrugs* I have good friends that are gay/lesbi/ bi. Brion let the characters sift into things and so it wasn't as big a surprise or ickyness when things became noticeably lesbian. i think it was rather well thought out on the timing part and such. I much less like watching Yaoi. but most guys don't openly display their gayness when they're around me in person. besides it's not the same watching it as it is cuddling with it.
;D
I kinda have a motto "I'm against the Yoai! Not the Yoai fans!"
I think I'm more against the idea of yuri or yaoi hentai.... but then yeah. I really don't like porn. and don't get me wrong nudity can be okay but I've never really enjoyed porn. :-\
did i mention I'm topless tonight? ??? I thought not. ::) :-[ :-*
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do you ever wear clothes smiles? :P
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;D
I kinda have a motto "I'm against the Yoai! Not the Yoai fans!"
I think I'm more against the idea of yuri or yaoi hentai.... but then yeah. I really don't like porn. and don't get me wrong nudity can be okay but I've never really enjoyed porn. :-\
I've always considered it to be...kinda boring.
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[to the tune of the meowmix song/]
Porn porn porn porn,
porn porn porn porn,
porn pron porn porn-
PORN!
Porn porn porn!
:P :D :-*
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Is that the same as the spam song by MPFC?
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But with more PORN!
The secret ingrediant is Porn! :D
YAY! PORN! :D
(NSFW Porn) http://orgymania.net/ (http://orgymania.net/)
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Ah but the magic and humoristic qualities of flipside are what drew me in not the lesbianess. and being gay/lesbian doesn't bother me as much as watching it openly does. idk as long as your not hitting on me I'm fine with it really. *shrugs* I have good friends that are gay/lesbi/ bi. Brion let the characters sift into things and so it wasn't as big a surprise or ickyness when things became noticeably lesbian. i think it was rather well thought out on the timing part and such. I much less like watching Yaoi. but most guys don't openly display their gayness when they're around me in person. besides it's not the same watching it as it is cuddling with it.
;D
I kinda have a motto "I'm against the Yoai! Not the Yoai fans!"
I think I'm more against the idea of yuri or yaoi hentai.... but then yeah. I really don't like porn. and don't get me wrong nudity can be okay but I've never really enjoyed porn. :-\
did i mention I'm topless tonight? ??? I thought not. ::) :-[ :-*
Yay! Boobies! :D
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Most porn is terrible and boring. :D Gotta sift through it to find the good, kinky shit. I definitely look at porn/masturbate, within healthy normal levels.
Interesting how diverse Flipside's fanbase is.
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Personally, when I need to look at something to get off, I look for hentai.
But even that requires sifting. Really, I just don't have the time or patience just to get off.
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So... how well do you erm... 'play the flute', Keaoden?
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do you ever wear clothes smiles? :P
of course I do but I like to see what I'm not wearing when I'm here. lol. ;D
like tonight I'm wearing my red shirt with the pink lace lining on the v-neck, and purple panties. i woulda been wearing my black pants too but I just took them off a short while ago to get more comfortable. :P
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??? ??? ??? *It's been a while*
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Most porn is terrible and boring. :D Gotta sift through it to find the good, kinky shit. I definitely look at porn/masturbate, within healthy normal levels.
Interesting how diverse Flipside's fanbase is.
Well I guess it depends on weather you find the terrible/boring stuff to be vanilla or kinky (or both or neither ::)) I geuss. :-\
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as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage and tractors ftw! and a pair of black jeans.
That sounds... tight. Is it cold in the room, by chance? :-[
it's always cold in when at the compy.
umberissexy: ah yay corruption!
typing in nothing but my undies.
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Swing! :-[
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haha...guess partially dressed posting runs in the family.
-you're wicked funny RA!
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Fully clothed. Not naked.... yet. ;P
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hehe i see sis got on while I was at work.:p ;D musta been before she got dressed to go to work. lol
I'm wearing Selan's favorite shirt that I own, black pants, socks and shoes and a red scrunchie in my hair. see I do wear clothes on occasion... ^_^
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fully clothed in chef whites and black shoes no hat tonight though. hats are luv.
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So I asked you earlier on your truth thread about baking. I guess sense taking patissery in culinary shcool I automaticly think of all chefs as bakers. Are you really a chef fer reel though.
If so what position do you have in your resteraunt?
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So.
Who here would be a porn star if given the chance?
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or not. kthnx.
anyways,,, Tonight I'm wearing my black zipper hoodie with purple fairies on it and purple panties.
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Yeah, me neither. I don't find it that much of a glamorous profession.
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Now doing an occational amateur porn flick for private viewing, that would be a lot more interesting. But not the profession, besides, with the internet and free amateur sites, the porn industry has to change or die.
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a lot of it just ends up on you tube any way,
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Now doing an occational amateur porn flick for private viewing, that would be a lot more interesting. But not the profession, besides, with the internet and free amateur sites, the porn industry has to change or die.
lol, I recently got into a conversation with a guy who pays for his online porn. He said that getting porn for free is "stealing".
I suppose that is a valid line of thought, but I still found it to be rather amusing.
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O.o really? :'(
and i thought the song went "the internet is for porn!"
today I'm wearing my black t with the blue winged unicorn on it, black pants, blue socks with a kitty in a pocket design on them, and tennis shoes
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lol, I recently got into a conversation with a guy who pays for his online porn. He said that getting porn for free is "stealing".
I suppose that is a valid line of thought, but I still found it to be rather amusing.
I suppose this person also refuses to use youtube as well?
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So.
Who here would be a porn star if given the chance?
No.
Too physically demanding, too deameaning and too, well, nasty. There's a reason why most porn is all cut in weird ways. Becuase the pornstars prepping between cuts and becuase all kinds of mishaps can take place. Like when in the middle of doggy style, the girl is inexplicibly ready for DP with zero prep time? Yeah, that doesn't happen in real life. The kind of gross stuff that a male pornstar has to deal with on a regular basis is just not for me.
Like the you know this scene form zach and marry make a porno?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxhTKrctJIU
Well, that's just the tip of the iceburg.
And do you know the kind of sceevy people that are involved with porn producing porn? Like the kind of guys that have leopard print car upostery and have a meth habit and ties to the mafia. John Holms was murdered becuase of the profession he had, make no mistake.
I'm cool thank you. :(
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I suppose this person also refuses to use youtube as well?
*shrug* Probably.
No.
True. The guy I spoke of was all about the "I get to have sex with women professionally!"
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So I asked you earlier on your truth thread about baking. I guess sense taking patissery in culinary shcool I automaticly think of all chefs as bakers. Are you really a chef fer reel though.
If so what position do you have in your resteraunt?
heh yeah. I didn't do so well in my baking and pastry classes. I have an AS degree in Culinary Arts. I wouldn't call myself a true chef yet because I still have a lot to learn about cooking. A title I strive to earn. kitchen staff is my current work title. http://www.al-capone.com/steakhouse/index.html <-----work's website
wearing a hawaiian t-shirt no bra and blue shorts with no socks or shoes
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nothing specail going on about to head out on my mountian bike, wearing my combat 95's
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Not that any of you want to hear that I'm not wearing any pants... but hey my laptop runs 95 degrees... so yea Pant less.
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well actually I'm wearing more clothes cuz I'm wearing a hat and my Chicago bears chick shirt and pants and socks and shoes.... lots of clothes...
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Hi! ...I'm back!
*Crickets chirp*
...Yes, yes I know. I promised to tell after you confessed, and then I left like a bad little ninja-panda. I also know it's been eleven pages, but, uh... I'll make it up to you?
But darn you, UmberIsSexy, if I get banned for this! Would the non-kinky people look the other way, please? I wouldn't want to gross anyone out.
[gross]
The thing I talked about earlier in the thread is, when in Hentai, a tentackle (or more) goes in the anus and out the mouth. Yes, it is physically impossible, but isn't that just the great thing about hentai? It lets you express the sickest and most impossible of your fantasies and no one gets hurt!
How into am I? Not so that I'd like to try it irl. *Ahems* It's more the aspect of being completely and utterly helpless, while being brutalized by someone (in this case, Tentackle monster) in the worst way possible. The helplessness-factor is probably the reason why I enjoy tentackle so much, too. A man can only do so much with his hands and one penis, after all. (And gang-bang is just a turnoff. )
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Okay! The sweet and innocent people can look again!
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Okay! The sweet and innocent people can look again!
We have sweet and innocent people!? :o
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*Sticks up hand* I'm one of the innocent ones *cough* 8)
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I'm not... >.>
But really, on the scale of kinky/sick sex-related stuff that you can find on the internet, tentacle monsters aren't THAT bad.
I'm not kidding :o I've seen some really bad stuff...
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I'm not... >.>
But really, on the scale of kinky/sick sex-related stuff that you can find on the internet, tentacle monsters aren't THAT bad.
I'm not kidding :o I've seen some really bad stuff...
Oh, I know. Guro is the kind of Hentai I just can't stand - or hentai where the girl dies. ...Death is just such a turnoff. Eww.
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I find most hentai kinda funny, especially when the girl is like "Oh my god that'll never fit!" then hey what do you know? the 2 foot penis fits in her vagina, even if it leaves a phallic shaped Bump going all the way up in between her breasts.
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sounds just like my usual Saturday night! ::)
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I find most hentai kinda funny, especially when the girl is like "Oh my god that'll never fit!" then hey what do you know? the 2 foot penis fits in her vagina, even if it leaves a phallic shaped Bump going all the way up in between her breasts.
Oh I know, and it's so hot! <3 It's there, stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...
Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3
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stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...
Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3
Not depending on what artist/movie you're reading/watching
Either that or the structures are about as stretchy as a bungee cord.
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Hentai can be nice from time to time, but IMO it can't beat the real thing.
I myself have a fetish for redheads and finshnet clothing >.> ;)
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Bah most normal porn is really really boring + there isn't a storyline 90% of the time. And if there is it's not longer than like .5 seconds.
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And most hentai plot lines are very templated... it get's boring too, and as I said before, I find it less arousing.
Are we allowed to mention actual porn websites here? I recently found a website that is both original and totally hot (and real... well except for some of the boobs maybe) which I'd much recommend if you're looking for something new.
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Ronin has done it a couple of times and nothing has happened. (just make sure you mark the link NSFW, annd possibly kind of content so none of us seeing unexpected things)
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[NSFW]http://actiongirls.com/ (http://actiongirls.com/)[/NSFW]
They have some movies and photoshoots of "Action-girls", which means girls with guns, etc.
It's a paid site, but I found some free downloads of their content through torretns ::)
They have one or two movies with a little bit of plot in them.
OH I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE
It's a porn movie called "Pirates" - Full length movie with plot and VFX (kind of crappy acting, but much better than the usual...)
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I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.
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Non sequiter here. who enjoyes them "thick and Juicy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w&feature=related))
and to Razzly. Eh I still like my plot. Ill stop watching/reading something based on plot *not nearly as much as if the art SUCKS though, because if the art sucks... I'm out*
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I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.
I agree, but then again sometimes the whole "take-off-your-clothes-and-bend-over" just isn't enough.
Having some background or character (and plot) can make a big difference sometimes.
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Oh I know, and it's so hot! <3 It's there, stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...
Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3
The term "vaginal wormhole" comes to mind.
I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.
See, I kinda need plot, otherwise I'll get bored. Course, my sex drive is near to nonexistent so just watching naked people get it on really doesn't even make me feel a twinge of anything.
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Pozf: Really? I'm only interested in the sex. If I feel like watching something plot-y and sexy, I'll watch Interview With the Vampire. Mmm... Lots of eye-candy in that one, I tell you.
CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;
If someone -is- interested in a sexy movie (not quite porn, but almost. It focuses on a BDSM-relationship) that has a very good and interesting story, see "The Secretary."
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CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;
*shrug*
I need something emotionally engaging.
Though I'm a bit sick of the "fall in love with your big sister" that so many hentai manga have.
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Yea there is a huge business for incest in hentai. And it's always a one of a couple of things: Drunk mother/sister taken advantage of, "rape" of the boy, or they just kinda fuck and there isn't any kind of backstory as to why.
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Yea there is a huge business for incest in hentai. And it's always a one of a couple of things: Drunk mother/sister taken advantage of, "rape" of the boy, or they just kinda fuck and there isn't any kind of backstory as to why.
The one's I've seen are "come take a bath with your big sis", then they just kind of get into it from there.
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Oh yea that's another popular one the Bath scenario. Probably a couple other ones I can't think of atm.
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meow? *hides*
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meow? *hides*
Catgirl?
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bunny girl that meows. :-*
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bunny girl with cat ears ???
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Well technically things can enter the cervix with enough force, and if the object is large enough to reach that far... but if your talking about is ejaculation when the penis is pushed up against the cervix and the sperm shooting in... I'm pretty sure that is NOT possible.
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Yeah, I always was like, "wtf?" whenever hentai manga feels the need to do the whole "cross section" and show the penis inside the vagina.
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Some artists are really bad about things like that... especially one who's name I can't remember at the moment, then again I suppose he would be considered a fetishist, just because of what he draws.
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I know, the cervix thing is silly. I have, however heard of a porn film (yes, real porn film with real people) where the woman actually, after much stretching, gets an object through the cervix and into the womb. After all, it is designed to stretch. Babies out, yeah?
But the whole 'shoving monster-cocks into womb' is impossible. That's the charm of hentai in my opinion, though!
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Have not watched Hentai (probably have and not realised it) so must look into this subject. ???
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oh my God they actually draw that sh#t?!?!?
wtf is wrong with people?
Well, I guess some people like it (glances at Razzly) :)
seriously though Razz, you're the first I've heard that actually enjoys hentai, or at least admits to it, although I'd guess a fair portion of Japanese people must...to me it's fine for like a minute or two, kind of exciting maybe in a very dirty and perverse way, but after the initial shock I don't want more *shrug*. I can definitely see some of the appeal of tentacle rape though! :D
A lot of times (in my rather limited exposure) it's also the style of it that's a turn off. I mean, it seems to often really strive for and accentuate the most perverse or just plain gross, body-fluidy aspects. Drawing the internals of the girl I haven't seen but wow I have to agree that's just silly. We need a WTF Japan?! thread, I guess in Pop. Culture.
edit: I am curious what Brion thinks of Hentai. :)
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La Blue girl actually has a good plot. Sort of. :-\
Well not really. :-\
Oh well. :-\
I don't know about how I should feel about your confession Razzly. As a man I am conditioned to be all RAPE = WRONG, NEVER, EVER DO IT, WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED AS HUMAN BEINGS NOT AS OBJECTS, ECT. But you are basically telling us that you get *very* turned on by what is basically a rape fantasy. It's making my brain bleed. It's kind of like a 15 year old girl confessing that they like watching child porn or something. I don't know what to think. ???
SO CONFUSED! :(
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oh my God they actually draw that sh#t?!?!?
Yes yes they do. The pinnacle of WTF hentai stuff I present to you the works of John K Peta
wtf is wrong with people?
Well, I guess some people like it (glances at Razzly) :)
Hey other people here like it too. I find it hilarious, and arousing so win win.
Edit:
I don't know about how I should feel about your confession Razzly. As a man I am conditioned to be all RAPE = WRONG, NEVER, EVER DO IT, WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED AS HUMAN BEINGS NOT AS OBJECTS, ECT. But you are basically telling us that you get *very* turned on by what is basically rape a fantasy. It's making my brain bleed. It's kind of like a 15 year old girl confessing that they like watching child porn or something. I don't know what to think. ???
SO CONFUSED! :(
I'm sure there is some a thrill in letting somebody you trust have complete control and domination to the point of violence like that, knowing that they aren't actually hurting you. Pretty kinky if you ask me ;D
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Poor sheltered Ronin... XD
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I don't know about how I should feel about your confession Razzly. As a man I am conditioned to be all RAPE = WRONG, NEVER, EVER DO IT, WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED AS HUMAN BEINGS NOT AS OBJECTS, ECT. But you are basically telling us that you get *very* turned on by what is basically rape a fantasy. It's making my brain bleed. It's kind of like a 15 year old girl confessing that they like watching child porn or something. I don't know what to think. ???
SO CONFUSED! :(
To me, you sound very naïve Ronin.
No offence, but a healthy tip is to stop expecting people to behave in any certain ways based on gender, hairstyle, clothing or any visual features what so ever.
Besides, there are people of either gender that'd do ANYTHING you can imagine and more. No need to be surprised or shocked when facing the unexpected, better to be prepared mentaly for anything and everything.
Also, there's nothing wrong with your conditioning, other than it seems to have been a bit too linear and obviously failed to convey anything more than the crust on the surface of what it means to treat someone as a human beeing. For instance that another human is a thinking creature with an independent agenda and ideas of his/her own that only rarely converge with yours.
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Hey other people here like it too. I find it hilarious, and arousing so win win.
Well ok then, my eyes are being opened. Anyone else?
@Ronin: If it's hot, it's hot man. Go with it! If you're raping someone you'll know it. ;) You seem like far too nice of a guy to do it when they don't want it. But yeah sometimes people like to be treated somewhat as objects, or rather to somehow get into a more primitive, animal mind. If you would like to be on the other end of it, whatever that is, then it's a good match and go for it!
Just look at the type of guys who have no problem getting women. ::)
http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png (http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png)
oops ninja'd...*scans E_D's post*...yeah wow pretty well said...much better said than I. very true. It's not your fault though Ronin, but yeah it's good to let go of that kind of thinking.
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Pozf: Really? I'm only interested in the sex. If I feel like watching something plot-y and sexy, I'll watch Interview With the Vampire. Mmm... Lots of eye-candy in that one, I tell you.
CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;
If someone -is- interested in a sexy movie (not quite porn, but almost. It focuses on a BDSM-relationship) that has a very good and interesting story, see "The Secretary."
That movie is one of the hottest films ever. :-*
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AAHHHHH so thats what im doing wrong, not wearning enough open polo shirts ???
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Hey other people here like it too. I find it hilarious, and arousing so win win.
Well ok then, my eyes are being opened. Anyone else?
@Ronin: If it's hot, it's hot man. Go with it! If you're raping someone you'll know it. ;) You seem like far too nice of a guy to do it when they don't want it. But yeah sometimes people like to be treated somewhat as objects, or rather to somehow get into a more primitive, animal mind. If you would like to be on the other end of it, whatever that is, then it's a good match and go for it!
Just look at the type of guys who have no problem getting women. ::)
http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png (http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png)
oops ninja'd...*scans E_D's post*...yeah wow pretty well said...much better said than I. very true. It's not your fault though Ronin, but yeah it's good to let go of that kind of thinking.
Lols! Everything about how that guy looks says total duachebag. :D
Maybe I just identify too much with females and that's my problem.
Like I have sex with men and the kind of men I'm attracted to (sensitive intellectuals) are the kind of men that most women aren't into, apparently. Sexuality makes me confuzzled. :(
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Lol, it probably has a sign that says, "You must be SHORTER THAN THIS to enter!"
HA!! I lol'd
... that is all
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bunny girl with cat ears ???
those are more for haloween. besides you've never heard of a cabbit?
i'm about to hop in hte shower so am currently only wearing my white panties.
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UIS: *Shrug* I guess Hentai just has more variety than normal porn. You know, with the impossible, brutal scenarios and all. That, and I'm not much into the whole plastic-blonde-moaning-annoyingly-thing that real porn has going on.
Deathz: I know, right?
Ronin: Aww... To this is must say though, that IN NO WAY do I think rape is okay. Never. Ever. EVER! It's just a fantasy, one that is safe to explore through drawn, nonexistent characters that can't feel pain and won't be traumatized afterwards. The fact that rape and brutality turns me on doesn't mean I want to be raped, nor would I ever wish anything like that on anyone - not even my worst enemy.
As you know (confession time 2, eh?) I have been sexually assaulted. That was -not- fun or okay or hot in any way, because reality and fantasy are two completely different things.
So don't worry. Why'd I want women to be treated as objects? I'm a feminist myself. Hentai characters though? Feel free to rape and humiliate those!
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Can't...resist....
(http://akashayi.net/amusing/rape.jpg)
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Nevermind that those girls look like they might only be 18 if you added their ages together. ::)
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Nevermind that those girls look like they might only be 18 if you added their ages together. ::)
They are clearly not 9.
Btw, akayashi:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9973012961da2ed3a24d4e835310e1c8.jpg)
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I should have said 18 or over, but that fact remains; SHEEIT! them's is some younguns. :o
BTW. How come both in both of those pictures, the redhead is the one getting powned. Is she one of those "perpetual victim/bottom characters"?
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Well, age of consent is 13 in Japan*, whatcha gonna do.
(seriously, people get way too uptight about teens having sex)
*It's not quite accurate, but hey, it's what's shocking.
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OMFGROLFLCOPTERWTFBBQ!
Going to sig that! XD
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WHAT THE HELL GUYS, WHAT THE HELL.
What now?
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Hey as far as I can tell my jedi powers haven't been able to penetrate internet thus far, so this all you Deatzh.
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Crap you've figured out the true source of my powers >.>;
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Hm. Interesting.
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Can't...resist....
(http://akashayi.net/amusing/rape.jpg)
not that i like yuri but that is hawt. though it don't look like rape to me.
wearing short sexy rock n roll tshirt and beige capris.
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It's songtime...
Just because it's been STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE.
Fingerbang. Bang! Bang!
Fingerbang bang. Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's all right
Cuz I'm the King of Fingerbang, let's not fight
I'll just fingerbang bang you every night
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Can't...resist....
in the spirit of appreciating lol's, this one made me laugh uncontrollably...so awesome. I really don't know shit about Japan, but that's the impression you get.
edit: almost forgot - Deatzh - Very Awesome hahaha ;D
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Ha. ;D
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Nevermind that those girls look like they might only be 18 if you added their ages together. ::)
They are clearly not 9.
Btw, akayashi:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9973012961da2ed3a24d4e835310e1c8.jpg)
Who are those girls? It's just so wierd that you both chose smutt with the same characters.
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I hardly think those pictures count as smut. And I think it's a common reoccurrence in the anime that they are from.
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And what anime would that be?
Just so I can know what to disapprove of, of course. ;)
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Not a clue I don't watch animes.
Edit: Ok that's not completely true I watch hentai, on occasion.
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It's called the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhi (the one with the yellow ribbon) is frequently harassing the other girl (Mikuru), forcing her into cute cosplay outfits, etc.
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That sounds... disturbingly nice >.>
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(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Bunny%20anime/bunnyears.jpg)
YAY bunny ears! :-* ;D
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(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9973012961da2ed3a24d4e835310e1c8.jpg)
Sort of reminds me of what my ex used to do to me :o
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I don't know if I approve of this loli-yuri thing. Are those even out of elementary school?
Odd: I wish I had an ex who did that to me.
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I don't know if I approve of this loli-yuri thing. Are those even out of elementary school?
Odd: I wish I had an ex who did that to me.
They are in high school. But often times the anime style makes them look younger.
Lucky Star is even worse when it comes to that...
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/da_GIRLS.gif)
Yes...they are all in high school.
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Oh belive me Razzly that was tame compared to other stuff.
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I don't know if I approve of this loli-yuri thing. Are those even out of elementary school?
Odd: I wish I had an ex who did that to me.
aww, unfair! Razzly deserves this!
They are all in high school
Yeah but only because it is stated to be so. They are clearly pre-pubescent. I mean, it must be considered by the artist to be hotter the younger they look. Which I disagree with, but whatevs...it's not that I'm against it TOO much...although I guess I am slightly against it. If being innundated with "porn" containing what are obviously young children causes old men to crave young children, or to think that the sexiest possible women are those under 10, I guess I'm against that. But I'm not against pervs like Akasha ;) enjoying it, so *shrug*. And some of them where they still look very young but not totally like preschoolers I might like myself.
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Well said.
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Uis: I deserve what, exactly? :D
Also, in japan they have 11-year olds pose in bikini's for magazines, so.... It's very unhealthy, the direction that sexual culture is going.
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ALL of it ;););) :D
yeah, I'm thinking I wasn't hard enough on it in my last post. It is pretty bad. Also, don't know if you've seen any, but Japanese porn involving grown women seems pretty abusive too. Like, all of it. Not having lived in the culture, I hate to make judgements, but it doesn't look good. The high suicide rate isn't a good indicator either!!
However I'd hate to come between Akasha and her pre-pubescent girl sex! ;)
I'll leave that to you...and watch the ensuing battle :o
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Yeah, perhaps your right.
I don't know. I see other sexual cutures and I am confused. Becuase ours is so sex phobic and purtanical that I see cultures that are more sexually liberated and pine for them.
"Hey if it works for them..."
But I guess sometimes it doesn't. I mean Japan has a fetish for youngsters and puts that fetish out in the open. In result they basically parade their little girls around for the amusement of pedophiles. We pretend it isn't there even though it is. And we have "Statatory Rape" (and it's male equivilant "sodomy") witch is such farce. Witch is worse? ???
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Yeah, it is bad. But let's keep in mind that Japan, for being an industrialized country, is -extremely- behind when it comes to equality. Women are still nothing but objects that should stay home and cook in Japan, so it's no surprise that the porn is violent and degrading as well.
I'm hoping for a change in the near future, though. There are women fighting their way upwards there already. ^^
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Also, in japan they have 11-year olds pose in bikini's for magazines, so.... It's very unhealthy, the direction that sexual culture is going.
I didn't mention this part but this is fracking sick, imo.
also the used panty vending machines. I mean, I think that's out in the open, where children are looking at them, watching old dudes making purchases, wondering how exactly to fit that into their developing worldview. That seems pretty freaking fvcked up too. I wish there were someone Japanese on the forum to chime in...
edit: this thread needs to get back to sexy pretty soon...
edit2: oh yeah, that is good Razz (women fighting their way up). Go Japanese fighting women!! :D
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...Yeah, agreed, let's go back to sexy.
I'm wearing, uh... A black skirt, stockings and a t-shirt. ...With Mickey Mouse and Minnie on it. Ahem.
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There is a book that just came out about this and how the world can't get better without women around the world getting access to birth control. It looked neat. I get back to you with the title in a little while. You might want to read it Razzly. :D
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Thanks, Ronin! <3
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...Yeah, agreed, let's go back to sexy.
I'm wearing, uh... A black skirt, stockings and a t-shirt. ...With Mickey Mouse and Minnie on it. Ahem.
pics or it isn't sexy! ;)
edit: j/k - Mickey and Minnie are so sexy even the thought of them is enough!
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I wish there were someone Japanese on the forum to chime in...
I don't believe we have anybody on the forum who is Japanese.
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(http://www.showchina.org/en/Gallery/Fashion/200801/W020080123331743837126.jpg)
(http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2008/03/minnie-model.jpg)
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That made me lol.
If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.
So what's everyone else wearong?
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That made me lol.
If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.
So what's everyone else wearong?
ok now bring on the pics!! 8)
Khakis, boxers, tee shirt, plaid flannel shirt, socks, shoes, and my hello-kitty panties.
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ok now bring on the pics!! 8)
Khakis, boxers, tee shirt, plaid flannel shirt, socks, shoes, and my hello-kitty panties.
So -that's- where my second pair went.
EDIT: And what makes this interesting is that you're wearing both boxers and hello-Kitty panties!
Emp: Hot. ;)
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That made me lol.
If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.
So what's everyone else wearong?
Nothing and waiting for you... :P
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That made me lol.
If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.
So what's everyone else wearong?
Nothing and waiting for you... :P
Don't you have a girlfriend you flirt? : D
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by the way Razzly it was really hot when you spoke in...I forget Norweigan? for a moment in the discussion thread. I'm probably way off on what language you guys speak though...Finnish? that sounds more likely..
pics Empy...come on! You are not excluded! Prove you are naked! I mean come on, who sits at their computer naked anyway? It's just not comfy!
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Uis: Thanks! ;D It was either Finnish or Swedish... If I was speaking with Emp, then it was Swedish. Both languages sound better spoken, I swear.
Yeah. Don't you get like, marks on your ass from the computer chair? I know I do.
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exactly. (imagines ::)) Plus, it's like usually cold, unless it's quite hot. But I'd still rather have a pair of boxers on or something.
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I only flirt from safe distances, it's more to help keep lonelyness at bay than anything else. Besides, I have permission to, as long as I don't get physically intimate with anyone else and I am also required to tell if I happened to develop emotions for another.
And I don't have access to any safe places to store uploaded pics... otherwise you might have gotten pictures if you pleaded enough :P
And yeah, it's getting a bit cold so I've now wrapped myself in my duvet. I got a reasonably comfy chair with my bathrobes wrapped over the back support, only downside is that the seat itches a bit.
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that's great but less talky more piccy! (or at least get back to flirting :D)
and in response to your earlier observation Razz, my panties are on my head, naturally. You think I could actually get these things on?
edit: E_D keeps editing his post *points* if mine's now irrelevant I take no responsibility.
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Uis: Thanks! ;D It was either Finnish or Swedish... If I was speaking with Emp, then it was Swedish. Both languages sound better spoken, I swear.
Yeah. Don't you get like, marks on your ass from the computer chair? I know I do.
Sorry to go off topic again, but...
Omg, you speak Finnish?
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Uuuh, why wouldn't she, she's Finnish XD
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UIS: Oh, duh, of course. How silly of me.
CDSM: ;D haha, yes. it's my native language.
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UIS: Oh, duh, of course. How silly of me.
CDSM: ;D haha, yes. it's my native language.
That is like, so totally sweet. I'm a big fan of all things Finnish. :)
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That is like, so totally sweet. I'm a big fan of all things Finnish. :)
Oh, really? That's very flattering! <3 :-*
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Damned russians for breaking the kingdom in half... I bet it would have been much cheaper to steal Razzly over to this side of the Baltic if there weren't for the issue of nosy customs officers and port security checks...
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Y'all's English is insanely good by the way...but CDSM, why the Finnish fandom? I'm curious...
edit! damn E_D! Again with the post editing!
"Sir, is that a Razzly in your suitcase? Just what are you trying to pull?"
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Still saying you're a flirt, Emp. ;)
UIS: Thank you! ^^ And yes, I'm curious as well..
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Still saying you're a flirt, Emp. ;)
UIS: Thank you! ^^ And yes, I'm curious as well..
Never said I weren't :P
How could I not be a flirt when there is nothing I love more than surrounding myself with happy women?
Especially when they have lethally attractive personality, angelic eyes, a pretty face and a gorgeous body attatched
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Thanks, Ronin! <3
Yeah. I fucking can't find it. I searched the web for, like, an hour.
Damn brain that can remember pictures but not words! >:(
I have the cover burned into my mind, but that's no use to me, is it? >:(
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Y'all's English is insanely good by the way...but CDSM, why the Finnish fandom? I'm curious...
edit! damn E_D! Again with the post editing!
"Sir, is that a Razzly in your suitcase? Just what are you trying to pull?"
I really can't say. I've always had an interest in that part of the world (even though Finland has separate roots than Scandinavia). And in the past few years I've discovered a lot of music from Finland, and I think the language sounds very beautiful.
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That made me lol.
If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.
So what's everyone else wearong?
Pants. Unfortunetly.
I envy all of you that can be unclad in front of the computer when I cannot.
Maybe it's a good thing. I might be temped to defile Razzly's pictures if I wasn't. :-[
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I'm wearing a white t-shirt and short blue jean shorts and ducky slippers.
and shhh on the age limits for japan or all the pedo's will move there and no one will want to visit anymore. ;D
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I'm wearing a white t-shirt and short blue jean shorts and ducky slippers.
and shhh on the age limits for japan or all the pedo's will move there and no one will want to visit anymore. ;D
Well, technically speaking, that's just the national age of consent.
Individual prefects often raise it higher.
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ah. well that sounds about right.
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jsut my Dick Dastardly and Muttly T and my black work trousers.
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What's with the post editing? ;D and no defining my pictures, Ronin!
CDSM: Cool! What bands do you like?
I am wearing... Jeans, and the t-shirt I slept in.
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What's with the post editing? ;D and no defining my pictures, Ronin!
CDSM: Cool! What bands do you like?
I am wearing... Jeans, and the t-shirt I slept in.
Bands from Finland I've found are Apocalyptica, Nightwish, Finntroll, and CMX (though only CMX really has most of their songs in Finnish), but I'm always on the lookout for more.
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What do you mean Finland has separate roots than scandinavia by the way? That's only true before the 13th century, after that, it was gradually incorporated into the emerging Swedish kingdom until the Russians conquered it and made it a grand-duchy that re-gained full independence in 1809 that they have fiercely protected since.
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What do you mean Finland has separate roots than scandinavia by the way? That's only true before the 13th century, after that, it was gradually incorporated into the emerging Swedish kingdom until the Russians conquered it and made it a grand-duchy that re-gained full independence in 1809 that they have fiercely protected since.
Well, I meant Finnish as a language derives from different linguistic lineage than North Germanic languages.
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Ah, that is true, but it doesn't separate it from scandinavia since the scandinavian native population has the same linguistic lineage, along with the Estonians. Swedish is an immigrated language, albeit early so.
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As much as I enjoy reading about my own country in this thread, it is still the sexy thread. In my language, "seksikäs keskustelu." ;)
CDSM: Those are good ones, yes. Finntroll sings in swedish, though. ^^ Many don't know this, but Finland has two official languages... finnish and swedish. Even though only about 6% of the population speak Swedish, and we/they do it with this funny little accent that Swedes like to laugh at. (Don't you, Emp?)
...I also used to like Nightwish. Nowadays it's too poppy for me - I would have preferred if they chose another opera singer instead of Annette.
I'm not sexy today. I look like shit.
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I find that extremely hard to believe.
Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
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When I went over to Norway a few years ago found out that Norwegian is very similar to Broad Scots. now there is a language that is dying out.
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...I really do look like shit today, though.
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Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
I disagree.
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
Answer me this - how much time do you spend in an average day on your appearance? This includes dressing up, putting on makeup, and staring at the mirror.
If that time is less than 15 minutes, I will happily take back my statement. However, I have not come across a single woman able to disprove me so far.
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As much as I enjoy reading about my own country in this thread, it is still the sexy thread. In my language, "seksikäs keskustelu." ;)
CDSM: Those are good ones, yes. Finntroll sings in swedish, though. ^^ Many don't know this, but Finland has two official languages... finnish and swedish. Even though only about 6% of the population speak Swedish, and we/they do it with this funny little accent that Swedes like to laugh at. (Don't you, Emp?)
...I also used to like Nightwish. Nowadays it's too poppy for me - I would have preferred if they chose another opera singer instead of Annette.
I'm not sexy today. I look like shit.
Naw, I think most swedes find the Finn dialect of Swedish charming, at least I do. But it might have to do with one of my oldest friends who was born in Vasa to Finnish and Icelandic parents, and due to weird circumstances, both my ex and my current girlfriend have finnish relatives.
And I don't belive you when you claim to look like shit, pics or I'll assume it's just a way to avoid compliments! ;D
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What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.
But we digress from the topic of sexy.
Flannel pants and a t-shirt... Hurrah?
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What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.
Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.
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What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.
Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.
I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?
Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!
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knew a mate of mine who would not go out the door unless his hair was gel in a certain way and with half a tub of the stuff on his hair. spent at LEAST half an hour in fornt of the mirror getting his hair right. me quick wash/shower,shave and im out the door.
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What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.
Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.
I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?
Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!
I never heard of any woman being laghed at for not wearing makeup. I can't even think of a reasonable scenario for that.
About men, I don't know the first thing about behavioral studies, but I just can't see what you mean. Sure, some men are athletic and all the other cliches, but it's just a small percentage of the population (again, not a fact, just an observation). Compared to the percentage of women who are obsessed with their appearance, that number seems to be too small to matter.
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What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.
Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.
I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?
Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!
Yea I meant that they will be socially shunned by the majority of people because they don't fit their ideal
ninja edit: It happens all the time here, people are shoved in different groups because they don't dress the same way or w/e.
And lets throw a scenario out there, lets say you are going to a nice party, say a celebration of somebody getting a promotion. You go there and there is a women there who is: Not dressed really nicely, no makeup, and looks overall dowdy. Whats the first things a lot of people are gonna think? Trash.
And that kind of thought process unfortunately spills over into everyday life, at least, I know it does around here.
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As much as I enjoy reading about my own country in this thread, it is still the sexy thread. In my language, "seksikäs keskustelu." ;)
CDSM: Those are good ones, yes. Finntroll sings in swedish, though. ^^ Many don't know this, but Finland has two official languages... finnish and swedish. Even though only about 6% of the population speak Swedish, and we/they do it with this funny little accent that Swedes like to laugh at. (Don't you, Emp?)
...I also used to like Nightwish. Nowadays it's too poppy for me - I would have preferred if they chose another opera singer instead of Annette.
Yeah, I knew that. :)
I agree with you on the Nightwish thing...I like most of their older stuff better. Though I won't get involved in all the Tarja vs. Annette WARZZZ!!!!
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i'm wearing my JWU t-shirt no bra my black and white checkered chef whites and pink stripped underwear.
i wish i had the corset my friend Elena was wearing today it was hot pink and purple lace.
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What's with the post editing? ;D and no defining my pictures, Ronin!
CDSM: Cool! What bands do you like?
I am wearing... Jeans, and the t-shirt I slept in.
I FINALLY FOUND THE BOOK I WAS TALKING ABOUT! GAH! ::)
It's called The Means of Reproduction, by Michelle Goldberg.
Sorry it took so long. :-\
http://www.amazon.com/Means-Reproduction-Power-Future-World/dp/1594202087
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Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
I disagree.
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
Answer me this - how much time do you spend in an average day on your appearance? This includes dressing up, putting on makeup, and staring at the mirror.
If that time is less than 15 minutes, I will happily take back my statement. However, I have not come across a single woman able to disprove me so far.
wow...think you're way off here Malki...although maybe my experiences during high school (in the 80's ::)) would probably be nearly in line with your statement. Though I do think the statement "men, on average, spend less time on their appearance than women" is probably valid, I have known quite a few women who spend as little, or less, time on appearance as I do. They are usually my favorite ones (my wife fits into this category, unless it's a big night out or something).
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You assume that men spend significantly less time worrying about such things, and I have to tell you that you are quite wrong. Who obsesses over their appearance HARDLY has to do with their gender.
I'm not saying that this is the absolute truth, and I'm not saying that there are no exceptions. But the vast majority of my female acquaintances spend well over 20 minutes a day on their appearance.
If you say you don't, I believe you. I actually wish there were more like you.
On the other hand, not a single one of my male friends spend more than 5-10 minutes a day on that. So I think it's quite clear why I believe this actually does have to do with gender.
Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
I disagree.
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
Answer me this - how much time do you spend in an average day on your appearance? This includes dressing up, putting on makeup, and staring at the mirror.
If that time is less than 15 minutes, I will happily take back my statement. However, I have not come across a single woman able to disprove me so far.
wow...think you're way off here Malki...although maybe my experiences during high school (in the 80's ::)) would probably be nearly in line with your statement. Though I do think the statement "men, on average, spend less time on their appearance than women" is probably valid, I have known quite a few women who spend as little, or less, time on appearance as I do. They are usually my favorite ones (my wife fits into this category, unless it's a big night out or something).
Well then good for you man. But I still think that they are few and very far apart.
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It's probably true to a certain point that women obsess over their appearance, but it's becoming increasingly and increasingly subverted.
For instance, most of my female acquaintances do not spend more time on their appearance than is necessary for basic hygiene and presentableness.
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Is it a bad thing?
Personally I spend at least half an hour on my appearance, and I sort of wish men would do the same... then we could all be equally presentable.
Men who use perfume = :-* :-*
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Is it a bad thing?
For you? No. It is not a bad thing. ;)
sorry--well I also had one girlfriend back in the day who spent at least 45 minutes, and had so many products they filled the whole rim of the bathtub, all the way around. I don't think all the makeup was good for her skin, but she is a very fond memory, she was a great person and quite cute. I remember forcing her one day to go out with only a minimal splattering of makeup..she was self-conscious all day, but I think she might have thanked me later, or said it wasn't as bad as she thought or something. She was a bit of a nut though...
*rushes out to buy perfume*
Oh and I think I missed the chance to say "Yay Finntroll" in this thread. They are super-great. I have been introduced to Nightwish also, but have not been overly impressed yet (I haven't listened much though). I don't know if the album I have is early or later NW...I also listen to Children of Bodom occasionally-they are pretty awesome.
edit: the Nightwish album I have is Once, from 2004...is that a good one?
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Heh, I only use perfume when I'm going somewhere special... Don't feel like much of a point to wear it daily when I work at a sewage treatment plant wearing the job's protective clothing as well as hitting the showers and change to my own clothes again before leaving work every single working day.
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I can't wear a lot of cologne/perfume/ w/e. My nose is too sensitive, hell can't even wear scented deodorant without it bothering me. Although I do on special occasions... Err the cologne that is... not the deodorant.
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UIS: ;D Haha, if it makes you feel better, I -can- go to the store or out with the dog without makeup. I can also have friends over if I look like crap... But if I'm going somewhere with a friend or to town to shop, then need those 30 minutes.
Yay finntroll! And yes, the "Once" album by NW is great in my opinion! They were still rather gothy back then.
Oh, and, you smell good yet? ;)
EMP: Well at least you wear it sometimes! :-* There was this guy in my school last year, and he wore perfume. I hugged him alot just to get a sniff. It's so charming. <3
Pozf: Well, then it's understandable. Of course you should never wear so much perfume that others can smell it when you walk by. Correctly applied perfume should only be felt when you go very near someone, say, to hug them or whisper in their ear...
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Correctly applied perfume should only be felt when you go very near someone, say, to hug them or whisper in their ear...
Somebody REALLY needs to teach that to almost any girl in Most of the classes I have/have had. Sitting behind them, and it smells like I have my nose above the bottle.
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Correctly applied perfume should only be felt when you go very near someone, say, to hug them or whisper in their ear...
Somebody REALLY needs to teach that to almost any girl in Most of the classes I have/have had. Sitting behind them, and it smells like I have my nose above the bottle.
I know, common problem. ;D
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What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.
Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.
I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?
Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!
I never heard of any woman being laghed at for not wearing makeup. I can't even think of a reasonable scenario for that.
About men, I don't know the first thing about behavioral studies, but I just can't see what you mean. Sure, some men are athletic and all the other cliches, but it's just a small percentage of the population (again, not a fact, just an observation). Compared to the percentage of women who are obsessed with their appearance, that number seems to be too small to matter.
I've seen it happen.
I worked at a diner and one of the servers came in with "that look of dissapation on her face" (she was faund of late night partying). Well the cook (who was basically the boss of the restuarnt while the owner was gone) made fun of her and demand that she put makeup on before she started her shift. She was chasened and complied. :(
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I'm allergic to some deoderant's mainly Lynx. It burns my throat but do wear Addidas a fair bit.
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I'm wearing a white t with a glittery red white and blue superman logo on the chest and black pants. ;D
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I'm wearing slippers, pajama pants, and a kimono.
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Wearing a thick fleece jumper (orange and blue)
and a pair of brown trousers....so nothing special.
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Wearing what I always where. :-\
What do you guys think of clit nipple and penis peircings? :-[
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There is no way I'll ever get my junk pierced, I've had it caught in a zipper and that was painful enough thank you very much. Actually I'd probably never get Anything pierced.
Wearing cargo pants, pep band t-shirt, SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME white overshirt.
Super Special Awesome?
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Now I'm wearing my USA Monkeys shirt. it's got three monkeys on it wearing red white and blue bandanas :-* and my black pants. :-\
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Plain dark gray t-shirt, navy blue pajama pants, slippers.
And wielding a pimp cane.
Also, I remembered another Finnish band I like: Ensiferum.
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Wearing what I always where. :-\
What do you guys think of clit nipple and penis peircings? :-[
I don't find it attractive, but then I don't find any body modifications attractive. I don't care if people have them, but it doesn't do anything for me. Needless to say I wouldn't pierce my junk.
edit: What about you Ronin?
edit2: Metal field trip to Finland!!
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YAY!! Flipside Road Trip ;D ;D ;D
Edit: forgot to say what I'm wearing. Jsut a brown T-shirt and trousers....and my scuba mask (trying to get used to it again)
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Wearing what I always where. :-\
What do you guys think of clit nipple and penis peircings? :-[
I don't find it attractive, but then I don't find any body modifications attractive. I don't care if people have them, but it doesn't do anything for me. Needless to say I wouldn't pierce my junk.
edit: What about you Ronin?
edit2: Metal field trip to Finland!!
Depends on the person I think. Sometimes it works for a person, sometimes it doesn't. Except penis piercings. Penis piercings are gross IMO. Only gay tools get Prince Alberts.
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Yeah I guess the other two are definitely superior...Far superior. A penis piercing seems like it would be sort of like piercing the actual clitoris - like, it wouldn't be healthy and plus it's gotta hurt like hell. But nipple piercings must hurt like hell too, though not even on the same pain planet I would imagine...Clitoral hood piercings probably don't feel too good either, but now I'm just guessing..
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anatomically speaking Clitoris is pretty much the same as the head of the penis (sensitivity and that stuff, Not the purpose) so i can only assume the Clitoral Hood is anatomically similar to the foreskin. So yea probably still painful.
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Right yeah foreskin...forgot about that :D ... yeah, I guess that would be the equivalent. Seems a lot better than piercing the actual penis...not that I know much about foreskin either...
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>.> even if you were circumcised you still have foreskin, it's not attached to the glans
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you mean like, just the rest of the skin is the same as foreskin?
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'Cause y'all ignored it
I most certainly did not ignore it!! I was using your information to try to inform my uninformed statements. I did not, however, quote or acknowledge you, but I wouldn't have even been thinking of hood vs. clitoris differences had you not pointed them out in a "somewhat informed" manner. ;D
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Am I the only guy in the room that still has a foreskin? ???
But yeah. If you took off a girl's cloaths and she had piercings on her private parts, you would know you had a better chance for her to be "Down for Whatever". I think that's why porno stars do it so much.
Guys dont usually peirce these kind things unless they are gay or a "peircing guy". Here and there, a dude having his belly button peiced is sexy though.
Tounge peircings are the sexiest for me. It's like wearing a shirt that says "I like to give head. A LOT." ;D
@Deatzh. I ignored you because to me, "clit peircing" and "citoral hood percing" are basically the same thing. When someone says that they have thier "clit peirced" I just assume they mean "citoral hood".
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Who fucking cares. >:(
It's practically the same thing and you know it.
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ALSO, the clitoral hood is analogous to the foreskin. The labia minora are analogous to the scrotum (flesh-wise, at least).
I was looking for that word but my brain is fried due to lack of sleep.
And yea Ronin you really need to specify which is getting pierced because I thought you meant the actual Clitoris too.
Ninja Edit: No... no it really isn't
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Who fucking cares. >:(
It's practically the same thing and you know it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say Deatzh knows what she's talking about here.
I mean, really, can you need to stop trying to defend your ignorance. It makes you look really insecure.
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The only time it's actually any different is when you are physically getting the peircing. Other then that, and the slightly greater risk of injury getting the hood and the clit itself peirced is functionally the same. They do the same thing, they make the clit more sensitive and make the statement to the world that the girl is ultra kinky or whatever. If your not holding the needle or peircing gun, nobody cares if the you got your clit itself peirced or the hood. The difference is less then an inch for Christ Sakes. :-\
Edit: And correcting me just makes you seem like a pedantic asshole.
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The only time it's actually any different is when you are physically getting the peircing. Other then that, and the slightly greater risk of injury getting the hood and the clit itself peirced is functionally the same. They do the same thing, they make the clit more sensitive and make the statement to the world that the girl is ultra kinky or whatever. If your not holding the needle or peircing gun, nobody cares if the you got your clit itself peirced or the hood. The difference is less then an inch for Christ Sakes. :-\
Edit: And correcting me just makes you seem like a pedantic asshole.
Oh, now you're just scrambling. And let me point out that technically I did not correct you, I'm just backing up Deatzh.
Oh, wait, was that pedantic too? I mean God forbid anyone in the world actually care about accuracy and precision.
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I am not going to debate you.
I think they're the same, you don't. I don't really care one way or the other. :-\
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But they're NOT the same, they're not "practically" the same! They're connected, yes, and ultimately they're a part of each other, but then so is the rest of your flesh and you might as well say the flesh over your buttocks is the same as the flesh around your anus because they're connected.
And yes, people obviously care because there is a difference.
Name one thing that a clit hood piercing and can do that a clit piercing can't and I'll concede the point.
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Fine. You win. Sheesh. :'(
I will now say "clit hood piercing" should this ever again come up in conversation. Witch it won't. EVER. ::)
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Wow, was it so hard to admit that?
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What am I wearing you ask?
It's a cool 55 degrees (F) outside so I'm chillin in a long sleeve shirt, jeans and socks.
Awww yea
...>.>;
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Am I the only guy in the room that still has a foreskin? ???
No, Ronin, there are other unmutilated males around too, like me for one. And I say unmutilated, because in most cases circumsizion isn't chosen by the one that's subjected too it. And I think it's a violation of any child's rights when the parents have cosmetic surgery done on their children, regardless if it's culturally or religiously motivated. There should be the same restrictions there as there are on any other cosmetic surgery. Eg. only allowed for adults and as an active choise at that.
Wearing black boxers, steel-grey knee socks, black jeans and a dark red shirt.
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Still got mine.......and wearing black jeans and a grey T-shirt
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So it should be obvious, but apparently it's not, and it seems like everyone's calmed down (maybe), but the personal insults just there were unnecessary.
Debate as intensely as you want, but no need to make it personal and drop insults. Looking at you CDSM and Ronin.
That is all.
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Sorry. :(
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No Prob! :)
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So, who of you are going out to demonstrate tomorrow?
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*avoids revealing ignorance*
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So, who of you are going out to demonstrate tomorrow?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll be damned if I ever demonstrate anything.
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It's may 1'st, a traditional union holliday. A day consecrated to union ralleys, speaches and protest marches.
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You know what I hate? People that assume everybody works the way they do. Or that everybody needs to be pigeonholed.
Like, people that think bisexual are just "gays in denial".
Or that people that don't feel much sexual attraction are also "in denial" or "a damaged person".
I mean Jesus fuck. Narrow-minded much?
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I'm out of commission for just a short while and I miss a million years of sex thread o_O;
Come on guys, loosen up. Relax. Isn't it way too hot for you to have that shirt on? Yes, look at you. You don't need that. ;P
Speaking of clothing, I go back and forth with wearing boxers, but I've been wearing them more recently. So comfortable.
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Come on guys, loosen up. Relax. Isn't it way too hot for you to have that shirt on? Yes, look at you. You don't need that. ;P
No it's not, it's a cool 50 Degrees today again ;D
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You lucky dog. ;P
Well, take it off anyway. I know I'm going to have to.
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Fine I will
Now I'm just wearing a T-shirt and jeans
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Only thing I've demonstrated against was development of Lurcher's Gully and in finicular railway on the Cairgorm mountian range. (Millitant eco forumite here ;D )
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I usually don't demonstrate... I plot a revolution instead ;D
And CDSM, I think you are preaching to the choir with that statement in here ;)
But Akasha, if I remove my shirt I'll be cold above the waist as there is no one here to heat me up :(
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You have to go to where Akasha is...cuz it's hot where Akasha is. Even in winter actually I've heard!
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never liked hot climates prefer the cold. and wearing a GREEN T-shirt for a change.
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Yeah but I'm not talking about the climate...It's just HOT where Akasha is ;)
edit: sexy pics on Friday!
WARNING-image contains potato:
(http://blogs.theage.com.au/moderntimes/sexy%20vegetable.JPG)
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I prefer cold climates as well. (sad Toronto nostalgia.) Who knows how I ended up here. But you know, if you take of your clothes, you could use science and friction to ...get warm. ;)
That is...certainly a potato. Imagine the games of Hot Potato you could have. I didn't know friday was sexy images day. I guess I'll have to put out, as the resident ninja.
Warning, kung fu?
(http://akashayi.net/amusing/1108627721270.jpg)
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Ouch?
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Ok, ok, here is your sexy unicorn chaser ninjas. Since I'm such a nice person.
(http://akashayi.net/random/ninjas.jpg)
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Yeah ok they are pretty sexy :D
I love the name Monkey Steals the Peach. The text under Fig. 74, especially the last two sentences, is where it gets real haha.
Sexy Scary Zombie Hooters Girls (http://"http://media.photobucket.com/image/sexy%20zombie/MindFuck-Mind-Fuck-Shit-Bricks/hooter-girls-zombies-cheerleader.jpg") (warning - actually scary and not sexy!) (well I thought it was scary - you desensitized people probably won't)
edit: oops link was broken somehow..guess I was supposed to post something actually sexy.
(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090415/student_17.jpg)
some girls are so good with cameras...
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"...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive bloodloss causes death."
:( :o :( :o :(
I am horrified.
But those ninjas are certifieable babes. :-* Too many strong emotions at once- COGNITIVE OVERLOAD! :(
You are a sadist Akashayi. ;)
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"...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive bloodloss causes death."
:( :o :( :o :(
I am horrified.
Well, at least the attack has the decency to give you certain death after ripping off your genitals.
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I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack, especially if used against someone wearing relatively tight pants of dense non-elastic fabrics... Like common jeans where the fly and fitting tends to flatten things out and thus denying grip. Also, it's quite simple to avoid by stepping back/forward.
I imagine the Krav-Maga style would easily counter it since it's based on constant attacks and closing the distance to elbow and knee range relatively quick where attacks that use momentum for their power won't be effective if they can be adapted at all.
Wearing black boxers and a light grey turtle-neck
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I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack,
Me too, mainly because it only really works on one gender.
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I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack,
Me too, mainly because it only really works on one gender.
What fighters commonly fight women? Usually martial arts competions (including mixed martial arts) are segregated by gender and females are not allowed in the infantry in most militaries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_soldiers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts
Just 'cause in the movies girls are always doing karate chops, I doubt it would come up particularly often for most male martial artists.
And just for the sake of the argument, ask any female: being punched in the cunt hurts. :-\
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What fighters commonly fight women? Usually martial arts competions (including mixed martial arts) are segregated by gender and females are not allowed in the infantry in most militaries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_soldiers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts
Just 'cause in the movies girls are always doing karate chops, I doubt it would come up particularly often for most male martial artists.
And just for the sake of the argument, ask any female: being punched in the cunt hurts. :-\
I'm not basing it off movies, its fact that women fight, and that it won't really work (ripping away the genitals) on a woman. Plus the move isn't a "punch" it's a palm up hit.
And sure I bet getting kicked in the groin hurts for women too. But I'm pretty sure it won't Down with one swift kick, it's much more dangerous for a guy to get hit there, and painful.
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But when will that be relavent?
How often do you really expect the average fighter to come up against a female?
It just started dumping outside. Like it wasn't when I whent out so now I'm inside with out a coat. Being soaking wet isn't sexy (except if your a bikini babe in the bahamas).
Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage. ::)
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I probably shouldn't have used the word "mainly" in my post as if I had thought the entire argument through that wouldn't not have been the main point, though a point.
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But when will that be relavent?
How often do you really expect the average fighter to come up against a female?
A true warrior prepares for all eventualities.
Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage. ::)
She could go either way.
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Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage. ::)
She could go either way.
Right-click->properties reveals the name of the picture is student_17.jpg
So I guess that answers it... >.>
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Right-click->properties reveals the name of the picture is student_17.jpg
So I guess that answers it... >.>
She could be in college...
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Yes they will not break, might not be the correct word for it but..., ( Ok with enough force they can) I know that. If a guy is hit in the groin and he immediately tenses up his abdomen (a natural reaction) the testicles can actually leave the scrotum completely, though still attached, and get lodged inside his abdominal cavity. Which generally, requires surgery to fix. it happened to a friend of mine back in middle school during a wrestling meet.
And its been proven that there are many more nerve endings in the testicles than the labia and surrounding muscle. I don't know if you were arguing the pain part, but I just thought it should be said.
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I'm sorry I meant to say surrounding tissue not muscle.
And your right pain is a unique experience for each person and it's impossible to say that a person has more pain than another in any given situation.
And my friends situation situation was Not a hernia... Ok technically and by definition it was, but I don't believe that they even use the word Hernia when diagnosing it. Then again it's been a long time since I had studied them (I had one when I was younger and studied up).
EDIT: I was thinking of hernia, where some parts of your guts slip into your scrotum because the aforementioned tissue hasn't closed properly.
It's not just the scrotum. Women can have hernias as well.
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It's better you questioned what I meant. Better than answering based on an assumption.
And people say hernias hurt a lot, but I had one and I remember that the pain wasn't bad at all. The pain coming right out of surgery was worse. I was about 5? It must depend on whats being herniated.
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So what's sexier guys?
Lesbians or Gay men?
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These girls would like a word with you! :P
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/goldiemcg/FatLesbians.png
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Like I've said before normal pronz bores me, but seeing as how I'm not into dudes. Imma gonna have to go with Lesbians.
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xP egyah. Hernias? Focus guys. Focus on the sexy. I like all sorts of mixes between the sexes. Lesbians. Gay guys. Straight sex. ...Etc. I find there can be hot porn/hentai of almost all situations :D
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Well maybe we would focus if SOMEBODY would post more. *wink wink Nudge Nudge* Say no more. Say no more.
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xP egyah. Hernias? Focus guys. Focus on the sexy. I like all sorts of mixes between the sexes. Lesbians. Gay guys. Straight sex. ...Etc. I find there can be hot porn/hentai of almost all situations :D
Who are you to say that hernia can't be sexy? Maybe someone where is a herniaphiliac!?! HUH HU!H!?!?!?!~~~~~~~~~~~
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xP
I wouldn't be entirely surprised if that actually exists, since people have fetishes for literally everything under the sun. But really? Really?
All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P
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This thread flew away during my absence... Finally finished reading what I missed.
About martial arts and women: I've done Karate, and I've competed against men. I've also seen women fight men in the world cup of Karate.
I think straight couples are the hottest, really. :-\
Hernia sounds like a turnoff - and a woman's name.
"Hernia, dinner's ready!"
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xP
I wouldn't be entirely surprised if that actually exists, since people have fetishes for literally everything under the sun. But really? Really?
All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P
I hardly ever do.
I mean, I've got a collection of 'ecchi' images, mainly because I'm a fan of good artwork, but as far as looking at sexually explicit material to get myself off, well, I find that to be a waste of time.
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All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P
As for my masturbatory habits... Well as I've said they're pretty much non existent. Although I do, do my fair share of looking at teh pr0nz.
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xP
I wouldn't be entirely surprised if that actually exists, since people have fetishes for literally everything under the sun. But really? Really?
All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P
What time is it? :P
Just kidding.
I would say on average once or twice a day. But I go days without doing it, so I don't know, 3-14 times a week.
I always keep porn by my bedside so it smooths the process, but I don't go searching for porn all that often. I find internet porn to be less then it's cracked up to be. Mostly I like animated stuff, like Bondage Faeries.
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All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P
On average, I look at porn maybe 5-6 days of the week, and about half an hour to a full hour each time. That includes everything from short stories found online over youporn videos to pictures I've taken myself of my loved one and me.
However, I masturbate more often that that, at least once a day. And I usually don't look at/read porn unless I'm in the mood for masturbating.
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I'm glad my balls are tougher than I thought they were!! My iron scrotum training has really paid off...
that technique is VERY effective by the way...at making everyone who sees it successfully performed cross their legs and go "oooo shit!"
I'd say I'm down to 3-7 times a week masturbatoriosity...but I used to be more like Ronin...except for "bondage faeries"! :o
did not know that was a thing. I like lesbians, asian women (though it can be tricky to find attractive asian women in pron-most of them you get the feeling they're being exploited, or else they're too made up and not attractive), just normal if the girl or girls are cute, and (the one I'm kind of embarassed about, but maybe less so in this crowd) sometimes gagging, again if the girl is cute and it's "good", as in she's actually gagging uncomfortably and hopefully even enjoys it. that's guy gags woman with penis btw. I always just watch the 30 second free samples of stuff. I'm too lazy/broke/moral to try to do anything else, and anyway it's enough. Overall though, my porn intake/interest has been going down. Don't like animated, but maybe I should get into it..at least there are no real people involved, outside of voicing..
alternative response:
Once before each meal (for the extra protein) and twice each time I brush my teeth (that other hand's gotta do something! (God I hate flossing...so boring!))
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did not know that was a thing. I like lesbians, asian women (though it can be tricky to find attractive asian women in pron-most of them you get the feeling they're being exploited, or else they're too made up and not attractive), just normal if the girl or girls are cute, and (the one I'm kind of embarassed about, but maybe less so in this crowd) sometimes gagging, again if the girl is cute and it's "good", as in she's actually gagging uncomfortably and hopefully even enjoys it. that's guy gags woman with penis btw. I always just watch the 30 second free samples of stuff. I'm too lazy/broke/moral to try to do anything else, and anyway it's enough. Overall though, my porn intake/interest has been going down. Don't like animated, but maybe I should get into it..at least there are no real people involved, outside of voicing..
This brings up a point I agree with. I always say "I like Asians" and I've seen a lot of cute Asian girls on campus, but I've *never* (back when I looked at real porn) found any attractive Asians.
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I think it's kind of a weird dynamic: at least to me, with asain girls, the plainer the better.
Kinda It's hard to explain. But the main thing I like about asian girls is their smooth skin and the way their features are, I guess, roundish. A bone structure that would look terrible on a white girl looks great on an asian girl. It's weird. ???
BTW UIS (NSFU PORN OVBS)
http://e-hentai.org/m/g/e/t/b/292/
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Interesting how diverse this population is, again.
I masturbate nearly everyday, maybe 30 min - 2 hours.... mostly closer to an hour a day. There are times where I've gone days or even over a week in between, too. I frequent japanese porn blogs, I prefer japanese women alone/japanese lesbians when it comes to actual porn. I find myself looking at hentai more often... and well, just about anything goes with that. Most all my porn is kept for the aesthetic appeal. Huzzah!
I'm also wearing my usual ;P
Tshirt and cargo pants.
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Well, I used to masturbate a lot more when I was still stydying, now when I'm working, I just don't have the time to masturbate more often than 1-2 times a day.
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See yeah, even 30 minutes is way too much time for me to be wasting on self-gratification.
My next goal is to work my way down to four hours of sleep a night. Isn't sacrificing health for the cause fun!?
I mean, I don't want to see like one of those no-pulse obsessive types that focuses on his hobby to the exclusion of everything else, but...I am, I really am. If you think that makes me weird or screwed up, well, ya'lls can just suck it. :P
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I used to spend hours every day ( did it something like 3 times or so in a day minimum) but it was either that or contemplate how the best way to disembowel myself. Back in 8th grade... *shudder* don't even like thinking about it.
Never actually told anybody this.
Deatzh: You are never gonna find a guy who is gonna keep up with you >.>;
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As far as what kind of porn I like, I like animated/illistrated stuff and some live action, with a focus on lesbians and group sex. Lesbians are my favoritest :-*. Otherwise, I just like watching tons of people get off at the same time and I like to see all the differernt postions and combonations that a group of people can get into. :-[
I don't like gay porn (unless there is somthing else going on, like voyarism) that much, but sometimes I fantasize about men or get turned on by watching men have sex (almost always with a woman in the room, ala bisexual porn or a girl doing two men at onece). Basically I'll get turned on by watching any combonation of at least one women + any number of guys doing anything sexual (includeing any type of oral/vaginal intercourse, and most anal (even strapons and boys recieving anal are okay BTW). :-[
I don't like "gonzo" and I don't like it when the sex gets too "nasty". Too much panting, slobber or bodily fluids is yucky. I like it more when it's more slow-pased
affectionent, I guess. :-[
I don't like dildos and sex toys, other then strap ons. An occasional vibrator is okay, but only occasionally.
Most importantly everything that has the following: kids, animals and feces is right out. :(
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There's nothing weird about it, CDSM.
There have been times in my life where I literally had no time for anything but what I was doing, even sleep. Like when I was training to become a martial arts instructor. I think I got maybe 10 hours of sleep over the course of three months. >.<
It's healthy, but it's not the only thing in life.
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[Speculation] You'll probably be fine as long as you don't go back to a 6 times a day average >.>; [/Speculation]
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Down to maybe once a day over the usual stuff like bondage etc, sitting here in my Combat '95 trousers and my Chicken Wings T-shirt.
Here's a Q for you all: have any of you done a show for some one using a webcam?
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Wow.
I only masturbate about... Twice a week or so. More often right after my period, though.
But then again, I have a vibrator, so I might not need it quite as often...
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All this talk and I just can't resist:
(http://akashayi.net/amusing/13.jpg)
Though to be fair, I masturbate a good deal even though my sex life is in good enough condition. ;P
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sex life is non-existant just now :( reckon its due to stress
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I've never really done stuff with a webcam, either. I've swapped sexy pictures with people when I was young and foolish, though ;P
How about phone sex? Has anyone ever had that?
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Phone sex is hotter then real sex. :-[
At least to me. :'(
You get what ever you want physically while the other person charges you up mentally. Its more arousing and yet more intiment. And If you close your eyes it's like they're whispering in your ear. :-*
And don't feel bad Selan, everybody's different. That's what makes it fun. :D
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Brion tried to explain to me the error of my logic, but I've never really had phone sex either. The part where we were touching ourselves had only a little to do with it >.<
Ah, memories.
It's far more interesting to do stuff in person, anyway, Selan. So don't feel bad.
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Hasbian! That's a good one. Going to save that for my own personal usage.
Do you guys find that surf in your underwear a lot? I especially like to sit and surf the internet while I'm drying off after a shower.
(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/syotyuu.gif)
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I shoud change my avi into a nun
Nah i don't feel that bad... at least i had kinky girl on girl sex before i turned into a hasbian.
That'd be much hotter. :P
Maybe you could find one of a lesbian nun having kinky girl on girl sex! :-[ :-[ :-[
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I uh... think I have a few images of that...here...somewhere... ./cough
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Nah, I like your lightning avatars the most, Selan.
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:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
So on-topic O.o i'm wearing jeans and a hoodie :p
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You kidding me? Are we talking about the same Forum?!?! :o
Me too akashayi! :-[
I always thought nuns where really erotic. And the way the teacher nuns are so mean at Catholic School. And rosery beads. And how sexy habits look. And the fact that something about them just screams "sexually repressed dyke" mmmmmmm yummy! :-*
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Soooo... whats a hasbian?
and I'm in jeans long sleeve shirt and sporting a ponytail
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Still in just a tshirt, black dickies cargo pants and also sporting a ponytail. Hiiyah.
but you know. You could imagine this if it'd keep things on topic.
(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/mizugi.gif)
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Soooo... whats a hasbian?
I don't really need to explain do i?
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A "hasbian" is a word lesbians use for a former lesbian.
Like, "HAS BEEN" + "LESBIAN".
Usually after the girl gets done with colledge. :P
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hasbian
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Still in just a tshirt, black dickies cargo pants and also sporting a ponytail. Hiiyah.
but you know. You could imagine this if it'd keep things on topic.
(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/mizugi.gif)
Do you have any tatoos or peircings Akashayi?
Are you Yakuza? :P
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No tattoos.
But yes at music! I'm very much into having music on in the background during all sorts of things, and take care when making driving playlists. Provide music for most all my friends ^^;
But lets see... I've macked on someone in a car to the SMT: Nocturne soundtrack. That was sexy XD
Depeche mode is sexy, too.
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/important_life_lesson.png)
'nuff said
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Unfortunately, I learned that lesson the hard way. >.<
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I've never really done stuff with a webcam, either. I've swapped sexy pictures with people when I was young and foolish, though ;P
How about phone sex? Has anyone ever had that?
See, that's me again. I'd get bored and hang up after like five seconds.
Hasbian! That's a good one. Going to save that for my own personal usage.
Do you guys find that surf in your underwear a lot? I especially like to sit and surf the internet while I'm drying off after a shower.
(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/syotyuu.gif)
I wear slippers, loose pants, and a kimono whenever I'm chilling at home and don't intend to go out anymore for that day.
Unfortunately, I learned that lesson the hard way. >.<
Hey, a truly open-minded person could have sex to anything. Especially power rangers.
"I'm going to summon my Zord now!"
"Oh no! The monster's getting bigger!"
"Let's combine!"
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Here's a good song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc
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How about music during sex? I often see comments on songs about how this or that is great to listen to during sex. What are your takes on it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmFZrg-9JQ
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XD You guys are silly.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/king-missile/46915/detachable-penis.jhtml#id=1536063
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... whoa..... whoa
Music On MTV?! It's been ages!
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How often (if ever) do you guys have dreams about sex?
I had a pretty crazy one last night that I think was influenced by flipside, which is odd since most of my dreams are wacky adventures. o_O
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How often (if ever) do you guys have dreams about sex?
Almost never... Ok that's probably an exaggeration. Bi-monthly maybe?
Edit: probably way less... it's hard to tell anymore.
I had a pretty crazy one last night that I think was influenced by flipside, which is odd since most of my dreams are wacky adventures. o_O
What... no details?
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Hideout orgies for the win?
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I was actually joking, I didn't expect you to post anything >.>; Next time I'll make it more obvious.
Sorry.
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Hahaha, was that too much?
I could go into actual detail?
:P
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No no not too much, like I said I didn't actually expect you to say anything at all. Plus the question mark at the end of the sentence, translated that you were a put off by the question, at least in my sleep deprived, allergy ridden mind.
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I'm sleep deprived too, as always :P
But the first question mark was more me avoiding going into detail. And of course, now I just jest. ;P
Back on topic, I really don't have sexy dreams all that often. maybe once every two months average? It throws me off a little.
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*is confused*
Why didn't we get details again?? ;D ;-)
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LOL Umber!
As to phone sex, it's about the only semi-regular sex I get atm. while my girl is 700km away... That and sms-sex... it all makes me feel kinda lame... even though it kinda builds up the tension to when we actually meet again.
Sex dreams doesn't come that often, I can remember two relatively recent, but before those it was at least a year back for anything earlier of the sort.
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Of course you get details, Umber. I'll meet you in your dreams tonight and tell you all about it ;P
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You really are good at making people hot... :-[ you have a real talent there!
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You really are good at making people hot... :-[ you have a real talent there!
This.
Also, I have sex dreams pretty regularly. Espeshally when I masturbate before I go to sleep. :-[
Usually they are weird. :'(
Did you know that nighttime boners are not nessisarily sex dream related? :'(
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I never get sex dreams, hardly ever.
And if I do, they're always some kind of disappointment. I.e. wake up right when it gets to the good part.
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Problem is that they're usually not about sex, and I HATE the topic that too many of them have.
good thing that sentence doesn't beg further explanation or anything, cuz that would suck. ;)
yeah that waking up at the good part must be some kind of a thing...that always used to happen to me.
0% sex dreams these days though :(
edit: oh no wait...sometimes I guess I do sort of...they usually deal more with the heavy flirting stage though, but there's a lot of horny feelings. They are great. And I do still wake up right when there might be a good part about to occur. for those, maybe once every 2 or 3 weeks I think.
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That's cause you're married ... You are one of the married ones, right?
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well yeah. I did edit my post though because I remembered some quasi-sexual ones. And I always wake up happy and guilty simultaneously with those, because they are not often about the person next to me. :-[
not too guilty though. I think it's a pretty common thing for human beings. :)
they're much more likely to be about forumites ;)
j/k - haven't gotten to that stage yet...maybe if y'all posted more scantily clad pics it might help though! ::)
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fair enough.
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Are we talking sex dreams?
I had one, once. I think I had an orgasm in my sleep... :-[
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I've never orgasmed in my sleep. (that I know of).
The rare occasions where I've had sexy dreams usually have me waking up super horny, though :P
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I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.
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we live in hope.
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Wait what?
I don't see the connection.
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I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.-> We live in hope.... the hope that it would wake you up.
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Oh, I guess.
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Cant remeber my dreams :( .................is that weird? :'( and have had Phone sex, done stuff on web cam and sms stuff, (hmm should belong in the BDSM thread I think)
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Cant remeber my dreams :( .................is that weird?
No it's extremely common, in your average sleep cycle (lets say 8 hours?) you'll go into R.E.M sleep multiple times probably about 4 in that amount of time. Generally a new dream each time. Also generally if you remember a dream it's only one.
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I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.
Well, it sort-of did.
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Friday is lesbian sexbot day!
(http://akashayi.net/random/allisfulloflove.jpg)
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I love that picture!
And I wish I had more time to read this thread... lol
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Friday is lesbian sexbot day!
To me it looks like Björk kissing Björk day :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cS1FaKPWY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cS1FaKPWY)
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Hehe... I know the origin Selan :)
I love that video. And lesbian sexbots
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It's a nice video, pretty wel made , song is also ok.
About the sexdreams: i have them sometimes ;D
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Reminds me of iRobot ( IRobot?)
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I, Robot.
Inspired by the Isaac Asimov book.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Asimov
The Bjork video is exellent. I once rented a DVD with all the music videos by that director. Many of them were good but many more where disturbing. You'd like it Akashayi. ;)
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I probably would. Oh, and Boobies!
(http://www.akashayi.net/amusing/EpicMenage.jpg)
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That's because the she's drawn like a woman with implants... bad implants. So the nipple is really high.
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Goddamn, her nipple is high.
That's not a nipple. It's a quarter she's storing in her bra.
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... I'd read that >.>;
Edit: Actually no I probably wouldn't it's kind of creepy.
And I have to agree with implants, they weird me out, the shape and everything is just all wrong. It ruins them.
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I personally have always preferred small breasts.
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I don't exactly understand the allure between either large or small.
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As the old phrase goes anything more than a handful is a waste.
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I'm firmly in the same boat as Odd on the boob issue... I'm parial for the benefit of smaller ones, but not only that, I will only ever agree to kiss, squeeze, nibble and caress natural boobs... :P
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*Doesn't feel bad about her a-cups anymore*
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Hurrah for Razzly's a-cups!! ;D
yeah I'm in agreement with the other guys who have posted so far, both on the size and the natural issues...
anybody like biggies though?
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Hurrah for Razzly's a-cups!! ;D
yeah I'm in agreement with the other guys who have posted so far, both on the size and the natural issues...
anybody like biggies though?
I do, but it depends. The bigger they are, the pickier I get about the details.
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I'm not really picky either way. But there is such a thing as too big... even if they are natural.
I prefer the middle cups.
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I probably would. Oh, and Boobies!
(http://www.akashayi.net/amusing/EpicMenage.jpg)
Yes. Boobies indeed. :-\
This is a fantastic comic! It's like Threes Company with real gay people.
And Razzly: if you read that comic you'd know that the girl with the small breasts is a thousand times hotter. And you have a sexy mouth.
And sexy mouths > big boobs.
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What is that comic called? ^
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menage au trois :P
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Yay! :D
Zii is super duper awsome! I wanna be just like her when I grow up! :-*
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menage au trois :P
Correction! Menage a 3 (http://www.menagea3.net/).
((okay, so yes, it's a minor nitpick, but still, that IS the title))
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It is, but I chose to spell it out as it's pronounced ;)
Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.
And I'd nibble your A cups any day Razz ;)
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It is, but I chose to spell it out as it's pronounced ;)
Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.
But I chose to spell it like it's spelled! 'Cuz I'm pedantic like that.
And I'd nibble your A cups any day Razz ;)
Cannibal!
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Boner alert! :-[
Yes. Your both right.
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It is, but I chose to spell it out as it's pronounced ;)
Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.
But I chose to spell it like it's spelled! 'Cuz I'm pedantic like that.
Bloody besserwisser... XD
And I'd nibble your A cups any day Razz ;)
Cannibal!
And PROUD of it!
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Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.
It's updated every Tuesday Thursday and Saturday, I haven't seen a missed update yet.
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I agree. Seems fine so far. And now it has Japanise Lesbians!
I am a BIG FAN of Japanise Lesbians! :-[
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Boner alert! :-[
Did someone say...boner?
(http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/boner_2.gif)
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oh, then it might just be me who didn't look that up properly, I thought it had monday, wensday, friday just like flipside :/
Ah, well, now I know better :) And I would nibble attractive women if they wanted it and if I could get permission to do so from a certain someone.
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Ronin: I have a sexy... Mouth? O_o Thank you, I suppose.
Emp: And I'd nibble your non-existent cups anytime. No, wait...
Also, ROFL at the Joker comic. Made me laugh out loud irl, seriously.
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Oh, Razz my man-boobs are a bit bigger than I'd like :\ It's a downside with the way my excess mass settles... but I'm successfully working on reducing it ;D
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Your Fucking Hot Razzly! I don't care what anyone says!
[pounds fist on table/]
(Incidently, they unanimously agree that you are hot as well, but... nevermind. :'()
Boobs are overrated. What matters is femininity. And you have that in spades!
[Gets off soapbox/]
Incidently, none of your pictures actually show your boobs too clearly... and if you wanted to put up a picture of them, it would prove that you have excellent breasts... :-[
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We did what to who with what now?
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Fuck.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't I guess. :'(
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Emp: That's good, exercise is good no matter what. :3
Ronin: Aren't you sweet. ;D <3 but I'm afraid you have to do without a boob-photo.
Deathz: Does this mean you have large boobs? *Makes squeezy-squeezy-motion with hands* ...And, don't worry, you can see the veins on mine as well. ._. And apparently they're a "rare" shape, too. Someone once said he'd never seen my kind of boobs before - and then quickly added that he liked them. (To prevent a crushed self-confidence, probably. Ahem.)
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Hey thanks for making me feel worse about my breasts guys.
WHICH IS FUNNY, because I pretty much agree with everything all of you have said.
That's not at all what was intended! :(
But I think I can speak for a few of us guys in here when I say it's hard to convey that we love you and all the other girls and women in here just the way you are, and that all we want is to see you happy. :)
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Yay! Happy Girls! :D
Now Make Out! :P
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Boobs are overrated. What matters is femininity. And you have that in spades!
[Gets off soapbox/]
See, I dislike to much femininity in women. Which I suppose is why I prefer flat chested women. They are much closer to boys! Am I secretly gay?
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Yay! Happy Girls! :D
Now Make Out! :P
Umm... who is the latter comment directed at?
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The Happy Girls of Course! :D
Happy Juice! :D [/random]
But CDSM problably. But everyone's a little gay! :P
Seriously though There's a differance between the not liking big haired Texas boobjob look and and being secretly homosexual. And I for one like girls with short hair too. But I'm gay so you don't take my word for it... ::)
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What matters is femininity.
Watch out Akasha might put on her Ass kicking boots and kick some ass. :P
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Yeah. 36D/DD-ish. I haven't really had the opportunity to try on DD yet, and last time I had the opportunity, I really just needed a bra so wanted to pick up what I knew would fit and GTFO that store. Next time I have money and time I'm going to go check.
Would Not have guessed that based on the picture... Probably because of the shirt.
HELL YEAH PALE SKIN.
YEA! *Throws fist in the air* ALBINO POWER!
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Variety FOR THE WIN! (I love my Gf's boobs, her nipples are a bit off centre, one down and outwards the other up and outwards, both by half an inch or so in each direction :P )
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What matters is femininity.
Watch out Akasha might put on her Ass kicking boots and kick some ass. :P
No. Becuase she know I'd like it too much. :-[
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Inflicting pain is inflicting pain is inflicting pain for a sadist like her ;D
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Well I don't happen to think femininty is mutally exclusive with asskicking.
I mean she'd fuck your shit up.
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg60/Kayjee17/MadelyntheWarrior.jpg
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./cracks knuckles
What exactly do you mean by feminine, Ronin?
(http://akashayi.net/random/sprites/Ukyo_portrait.gif)
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I don't either, it was a joke that Akasha is far from the general feminine stereotype. She's got her feminine side... I'm sure... probably... maybe?
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I'm not sure how to define "feminine" either. I've found it too complicated and decided to reject the concepts altogether. There are no "masculine" or "feminine" traits, only traits. Or if you want to arbitrarily label hunting and drinking as "masculine" and cooking and cleaning as "feminine", okay, but it doesn't make any actual difference to them.
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Umm...
Yeah... your turning me on Akashayi. :-[
Not that you don't always! :-[
If Akashayi stabbed me to death I would be a corpse with a raging hardon. :P
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Problem is that I can't GRIP the damn thing because my pads are so freaking smooth.
I think that's the fault of your instruments.
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Since I don't hold much stock in gender stereotypes, the physical aspect of masculinity/femininity makes more sense to me.
I have a pretty feminine figure, I think.... makes crossdressing hellish -_-;
But at the same time, people have mistaken me for a dude in pictures.
So who knows.
If Akashayi stabbed me to death I would be a corpse with a raging hardon. = best one liner today.
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I'm not sure how to define "feminine" either. I've found it too complicated and decided to reject the concepts altogether. There are no "masculine" or "feminine" traits, only traits. Or if you want to arbitrarily label hunting and drinking as "masculine" and cooking and cleaning as "feminine", okay, but it doesn't make any actual difference to them.
I said nothing about "Femine Traits". I said feminity. Feminity is an essense. A totality. You don't create it by just jumbling a bunch of different things together any witch way or carbon copying someone so they look like a manaquinn. When you see a woman who has it, you're like "Wow..." And that's it. Your not going "She has just the right breast shape/size ecetera. Your just going "Wow."... "I... Like.... Her!"
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Deathz: yes, because I'm pale. Very, very pale. (Yes, I sunburn like a bitch too.)
As for being feminine... Akasha, what's wrong with being feminine?
I consider myself feminine, meaning I use skirts and dresses, makeup and high heels, I like pink and elegant things and I guess I move a certain way too. That does not make me "air headed" or "vain" in any way, nor does it mean I have to stand in the kitchen and be some pig's housewife, nor am I doing it for the guys. That's just how I am.
It has become like my mission in life to prove that a woman can be feminine, strong and intelligent at the same time. >.>
Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.
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eat pizza and fries with my fingers.
Wait people actually eat those 2 things with utensils? BLASPHEMY!
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Thats disgusting. :(
Their should be laws against that. :(
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There's nothing wrong with it Razzly, ;P
Personally, I just don't feel really right as whatever constitutes feminine, or a woman. Gender dysphoria power, activate! :P
I don't wear skirts or dresses, I really don't like pink and I prefer gunmetal, guns, cars and rivets. :P
I still like having boobs most of the time though. (Even though other times I bind em back and wear loose shirts.) Boobs are great. ./jigglejiggle
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What about your vagina?
Does that go along with your gender dysphoria thing as well?
What's it like to have a vagina, girls?
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I don't really care about my gender. Truth me told, if I had the option of altering my body to anything I wish...I'd much rather be made of bees then swap my sex organs.
I said nothing about "Femine Traits". I said feminity. Feminity is an essense. A totality. You don't create it by just jumbling a bunch of different things together any witch way or carbon copying someone so they look like a manaquinn. When you see a woman who has it, you're like "Wow..." And that's it. Your not going "She has just the right breast shape/size ecetera. Your just going "Wow."... "I... Like.... Her!"
Then why can't you just say "likeability"?
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you guys are fucking hilarious today
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I would like to be female.
Or at least try it?
Except for gaving to work at looking good - that would annoy me after a while. :-\
But I like how charming women are. I would like that kind of power of persuasion. :D
Basically I would like all the benefits of being female without any of the negitives. :P
But sense the kind of thing required to change your sex in real life is slicing your penis in two.
Yeah... not so much. :(
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Basically I would like all the benefits of being female without any of the negitives. :P
So you want the power of persuasion while maintaining your male superiority? Hell, Hitler managed that.
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No.
Not so much.
And I prefer less Hitler refrences to more, thank you. :(
What I meant was that I like how women are often great with people and get lots of attention.
I think that's cool.
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No.
Not so much.
And I prefer less Hitler refrences to more, thank you. :(
What I meant was that I like how women are often great with people and get lots of attention.
I think that's cool.
You mean how hot women get attention from horny males? Yeah, I guess that's cool. I personally wouldn't want that kind of attention.
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Godwins law. Oh snap!
But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?
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CDSM: Stop willfully misinterpreting what I'm saying! >:(
AKASHAYI: I have no idea! ???
It just seems like girls have better social skills in general. :D
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CDSM: Stop willfully misinterpreting what I'm saying! >:(
AKASHAYI: I have no idea! ???
It just seems like girls have better social skills in general. :D
I can't, it's in my nature. You may as well tell Australia to stop harboring venomous animals.
Godwins law. Oh snap!
But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?
Nothing at all. D&D confirms there is *no* difference between genders!
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But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?
Womens breasts = +5 to the following: persuasion, diplomacy, bluff, gather information, and perform.
+2 to Cha and Swim
-5 to CLimb and Disguise
Edit: In reality of course not, but just for funs.
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Oooo baby.
Knowing you it's probably a shiny leather Robe and wizard hat though, isn't it
As for hips, Eh I don't really have a say on them.
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Hips on guys can be sexy, too
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Hips.
I actually thought about taking a yoga class so I could look at girls' camel toes and asses through thier spandex when in the downward dog position. :P
>:(
What!
It's not like I did it!
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But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?
Womens breasts = +5 to the following: persuasion, diplomacy, bluff, gather information, and perform.
+2 to Cha and Swim
-5 to CLimb and Disguise
Edit: In reality of course not, but just for funs.
Still, Silent feeblemind against straight males.
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Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.
DAMN !!!!!!!!!!! You're friggin perfect.......
You have no idea what I'd give to meet a girl as pretty as you, and has no prob burping in public (and other "inappropriate stuff")
Seriously.... that's like the description of my dream-girl right there. And you're it :|
I would seriously drop everything and come over to whereever it is you live (I forget) if it weren't for my duties here (joining the military in a month) and also the fact that I'm broke....
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Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.
DAMN !!!!!!!!!!! You're friggin perfect.......
You have no idea what I'd give to meet a girl as pretty as you, and has no prob burping in public (and other "inappropriate stuff")
Seriously.... that's like the description of my dream-girl right there. And you're it :|
I would seriously drop everything and come over to whereever it is you live (I forget) if it weren't for my duties here (joining the military in a month) and also the fact that I'm broke....
I, on the other hand, have a job, a decent amount of money in savings, and no such duties. ;)
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Hehehe.... I catch you drift, Deatzh. Doesn't matter in the long run, but it's enjoyable all the same. :P
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Aaargh, this thread moves too fast!
Akasha: Oh, all right. Ahem, sorry I got defensive. >_> It just seems like other females often think "feminine" is bad, and are always boasting about their tomboyishness. (Not that you seem like a tomboy to me, you just seem... Cool. And tough.)
But hey, I feel you! I used to bind my tits too, after all.
Having a vagina is quite a pain. It's always leaking -something-!
Malki: Woah woah woah... You haven't heard my flaws yet. o_o
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Yeah right, as if you have any... XD j/k
I was partially drunk last night while writing that post, sorry if it came out a bit exagerrated.
Still, I'm sure you're flawed just the right amount :P
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And I'll have to say I'm in the same boat as Malki on this one but with other responsibilities that keeps me on the western side of the Baltic sea. And if you had been flawless, that had probably tipped the scale from insanely attractive to eerily perfect. (In the nightmare scary way)
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There are plenty of other things besides arousal that can cause to ...uh...leakage.
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See that's one reason I'm glad I'm a guy. Leakage is uncomfortable (i assume?).
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Yes! it's kind of gross at times! But penises can too. Just need to stick to good hygiene habits.... Yes... um, unicorn chaser?
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/pspgirl.jpg) (http://www.akashayi.net/random/chmgeye09_imo0414f0180.jpg)
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This thread needs more girl on girl action:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/a4ae902420ee57e845987d7fa1c61ba4.jpg)
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This thread always needs more girl on girl action
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/kissing.jpg)
(http://akashayi.net/amusing/nymphos.jpg)
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aint it great! ;D ;D
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My libido is just the right amount of active.
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Apparently mine is not active enough.
Edit: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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should be seeing about getting mine fixed this weekend
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(http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0537_small.jpg)
Sexiest last meal ever?
(note: Not the cheeseburger)
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*Sigh* You all and your overactive libidos, honestly. :P
Hey, I have a libido of almost zero activity, and I *still* like yuri!
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*Sigh* You all and your overactive libidos, honestly. :P
Says "The Asexual and Loving it Guy!" :P
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mmm, nyataimori would make a great last meal. and next to last meal. And the meal before that..........
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You wouldn't not eat off a hot chick if you could help it. And knowing you I can only assume your gonna tie her up too.
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This thread needs more girl on girl action:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/a4ae902420ee57e845987d7fa1c61ba4.jpg)
I want a stable out back with 10 of those! :P
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well yeah, bondage is a necessity in the best nyotaimori. >.>
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>.> isn't that like your personal policy? Everything is better with bondage?
'Cause it sure seems like it <.<
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I was about to mention something that isn't enhanced by bondage, but I can't think of any right now. :P
I'd also eat sushi off of a naked guy....
...god I'm hungry.
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=nyataimori&btnG=Search
When you order that do you get to eat the girl out as well? :-*
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Yea... me too. The hungry part, I don't think I would ever eat off somebody unless I watched them just get out of a shower *no soap, I don't want my food to taste like soap* with the hottest possible water temperature, without injuring the person.
I can only assume playing some kind of instrument, unless its one of those harmonica's attached to your neck, would be pretty damn hard while bound.
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Well, I think in places that serve that the sushi is on top of thin pieces of plastic or seran wrap or something? Maybe? I still haven't been to one T-T
Mmm...could just use a willing subject..... God, that's it, I need lunch.
And come on Pozf. We're gamers, we're supposed to live for the challenge... and if that involves playing an instrument while bound up in someway...so be it ;P
edit: I once tied up a friends arm so he had to play endless attack on megaman 9 one handed BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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And come on Pozf. We're gamers, we're supposed to live for the challenge... and if that involves playing an instrument while bound up in someway...so be it ;P
edit: I once tied up a friends arm so he had to play endless attack on megaman 9 one handed BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yea that's why I'll randomly start playing the drums lefty. Though once I get my left leg strong enough it will no longer be nearly as challenging.
... That's just plain cruel! Me likey (http://www.codeterminate.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
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Totally said that already >.>;
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No reason they're can't be two instrumental people here.
If it makes you feel better you're definitely the art person. Hmm well technically music is an art form too, so your the uh... Can't think of the word right now brain hurt. The one that does the drawing and sculpting and whatnot.
Been meaning to ask you, you a fan of King Crimson? From what kind of music you've said it seems like they'd be right up your alley, maybe.
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No, it's cool. I was pretty indifferent to the situation, so my last post was pretty much just sarcasm. I'm just really laid back today so it wasn't in typical obnoxious humor or whatever.
No I got that, mainly by the use of the words "or something"... I honestly don't know if was being serious back or not, I need more sleep
I'm just the weird person who thinks differently than the other people I'm around. On occasion I find visual artists that I fit along with, but it's nothing like the musicians I find. Oh man. I don't belong drawing crap, I belong playing anything and everything I can get my hands and face on until my hands are bleeding and my face is falling off my skull.
Guess it's a little harder to tell that about you seeing as there is no sound bites of , what I can only assume, awesome instrumentals.
Don't believe I've listened to King Crimson, tho'.
You should check them out, they're a very unique sound... unless of course you count Video game themes that seem to be based on they're music.
couple good un's
Frame by Frame (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjTxM1FiTzU)
Elephant Talk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbFKS2_fqM)
Level 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXhDUKcdlfs)
In the Court of the Crimson King (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSe_A3VQXso)
21st Century Schizoid Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2QNXQBwUnQ)
They have a ridiculous amount of music though.
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It's more like I'm mediocre when it comes to playing anything, but I have a pretty broad range in being able to pick up an instrument and learn it in a relatively short period of time. Of course, it always helps when I have somewhere to go with it and inspiration to look to.
I know exactly what you mean.
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I was thinking more like, an awesome rope corset or something while playing whatever. Promotes good posture! XD
I was a piano major for the longest time. So, uh. take that! There are a bunch of instrumenty people here.
and now for your regularly scheduled on-topic-ness.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/kisu.jpg)
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On-topic, Shon-topic
Music is totally sexy.
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And musicians are probably all good with their hands.
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So are gamers, so that counts twice for me, no?
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so it does. ;)
(and I get my half elf bonus, so 3x for me.)
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Korean= half elf now?
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Anyway, I'm sure it was more or less an experience thing, but kissing the saxophone player was similar to kissing a dead fish.
I seriously hope I don't kiss like a dead fish ( I played Alto sax for 4 years)
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half korean = half elf. :P
Jazzy! I totally see you, Deatzh. Hidden away behind someone else. This forum is just full of musical...... ninjas >.>
I figure the embouchure of a flute player is the most appropriate to kissing, so that makes sense? Though I don't know, I hear all sorts of freaky things about Bassoonists.
This calls for.........science! Now, to find an orchestra filled with hot people to go molest.
Edit: ack, you ninjas! There's only one way to find out, Pozf. ;P
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Yea Deatzh you were the Only person who's face was hidden by another person. Coincidence? or well an extensive scheme planned, knowing that you would one day show this to us, to taunt us with the fact that we can't see you!
Coincidence my foot!
And also just because of a shoddy band performance doesn't mean that you are a bad musician >.>;
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I play piano quite a bit myself...
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/8aa364074fe9b76b278674c99a8fdbf5.jpg
NOTE: Link image is not safe for work/school/public and should probably be avoided by lovers of proper anatomy.
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And yet somehow that's extremely hot.
I'll see your piano playing and raise you this:
(also nsfw) http://akashayi.net/random/1237042823471.gif
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well I think it's safe to say we're officially back on topic O.o
It's a shame I was enjoying the musical interlude too.
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And yet somehow that's extremely hot.
I'll see your piano playing and raise you this:
(also nsfw) http://akashayi.net/random/1237042823471.gif
Ooh, that's a good one. I definitely have a shortage of "sex on piano' images.
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All right, I admit it. Guilty as charged.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/nekoberos.gif)
I'll take those offerings now please ^^
Uh... afraid to ask but what do you offer to a demon sex goddess
I switched rails so we wouldn't be thread jacking an more. Much better in here anyway.
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You could start with sushi.
buahahaha.
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(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/af69_sushi_pillows.jpg)
Yes goddess >.>;
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You missed the part where it was supposed to be edible and on top of a naked body. ;P
edit: Quick, take off all your clothes.
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>.>; I don't know if i should be happy or not. You can never really tell with demons.
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/18/dining/18sushi600.1.jpg)
Better?
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On a topic that's... also not on topic, is it a fairly safe bet to say that a good majority of people have double chins or what? Even if you're sucking your head into your neck so you can look down at the food on your body, you still have one.
I'm so paranoid about mine, but then I see skinny people with them and it's like, "Oh... I guess it's not too much a problem."
I...REEEAALLLLYY have to suck my head in. And I have to sort of grimace while doing it.
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On a topic that's... also not on topic, is it a fairly safe bet to say that a good majority of people have double chins or what?
I know I do. It's not huge or anything but I do. I'm 5'8" and weigh 132 lbs (just went to the scale) And when I'm not wearing my shirt, you can count my ribs. The fat around your neck that keeps the blood in your jugular warm bunches up. Honestly you should more worried if you don't get one when looking down. Probably means you're underweight.
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Im fat so obviously I do. :D
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oh thank god I thought this was going to be a marathon of reading...well I may have jumped in partway down but I'm gonna pretend I didn't.
um, Akasha's link was awesome. It even had the nonexistent butt definition of a true...actually I don't know what nationality that comes from but you see it on a lot of Asian girls. Hmm,,is it a Japanese thing? yeah probably. chinese is a little different, but you still see a lot of flat butts. A lot of Taiwanese girls (not all) seem to be ok with it, ie they do have butts. Not sure about the others (Korean, Thai, Cambodian, Vietnamese, etc.) Vietnamese girls seem to be often quite small overall.
and half Korean? I always thought of you as Japanese for some reason.
One-beer Umber says hi by the way. Two beer Umber is on his way over...we have work to do tonight. Like actual work work, not something more mysterious.
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Hehe... That is better. ;P
Did you think that because I speak Japanese, One-Beer Umber? Or is it Two-beer Umber now? You're silly when you drink.
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wearing blue jeans and my ACen 2009 staff shirt.
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Good to have you back Sis :D
um...yeah 2 beer umber now. :P yeah I guess I am aren't I? And I'm drinking too fast here. I like it though. I mean, it's only 2 beers, but I don't drink that often and I like strongerish beers.
Um, sorry I don't really know why I thought that Akasha. I think I thought your name sounded like it might be japanese. It was just a vague impression though rather than anything based in fact.
Damn now what did I come over here to say? I'm supposed to be working...oh yeah, I remember. It's going in the chat thread though because it's not even remotely sexual.
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Let's talk porn star names.
I think a good one would be "Jerry Poppins".
It could even be a movie that combined live action with hentai.
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:'(
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Wasn't there a Pron Star meme going around at one point?
The first name was the name of your first pet, and the second would be your mother's maiden name. I guess that would make mine Ms. Bunny Morgan.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/tou_udongein_k.gif)
And good boy, Umber. ./patpat
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:'(
No, I'm serious!
It would start out with a troubled rich man who has one problem: His daughters refuse to have anything to do with men! How will he ever marry them off if they hate men!
He tries to get all sorts of men to come in to seduce them and "loosen them up" as it were, but to no avail. (btw, the girls are anime fans) Well, they get sick of it so decide to write up a want ad for the kind of man they would want, but their father tears it up (since they want an anime geek). BUT! the note's remains float up the chimney! And the next day, but who should float down on an umbrella but the famous womanizer and hentai artist....JERRY POPPINS!!!
And after deflowering them both (he is Jerry Poppins after all...) he shows them his hentai creations! And after doing it fifty different ways with tentacle monsters, well, marrying ugly old men is no problem at all!
It'd be a musical, too. They'd burst into "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!", only it'd be a song describing their first orgasm.
And of course one scene would of course involve one of the girls getting off w/ the umbrella.
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o.O
o.O
I actually want to see that now.
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Does anybody else hear that?
It's the sound of the theater having all of its orifices raped by hentai beasts
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Why is the sex always so wet in hentie?
It's as if fucking someone else is like poping a water baloon! :'(
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Why is the sex always so wet in hentie?
It's as if fucking someone else is like poping a water baloon! :'(
Anime characters have about 10 times the bodily fluids on normal people.
Just look at how much blood they can lose and not die!
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coca-cola t-shirt and plaid boxer shorts(over my silky white undies) i got saved from amv hentai wars by alcoholic slushy makers^^
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Wow i expected there to be a lot more sexy while I was gone today.
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Well, you could start us off for the night, Pozf. More sushi? God I want to eat sushi.
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I can't. my mom keeps looking over at my computer screen. Can't give you any nyataimori right now.
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Well, I was hoping for some manly geek nyotaimori, but all the same. How about just sushi? I know this great little place.... XD
I just found some terrible pictures of myself where I look like an old perv in a fedora. T-T
Am I an old man perv? I was hoping my perversion had that youthful exuberance. ToT
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Well, I was hoping for some manly geek nyotaimori, but all the same. How about just sushi? I know this great little place.... XD
My body is far from manly >.>; Just scrawny
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Salmon_skin_maki.jpg)
yummy
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Psh. I was just referring to the lack of boobs. I don't like manly men, anyway >.>
Or girly girls. Geeks are where it's at! XD
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Trust me >.> you don't wanna see this.
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........(tumbleweed)....
suit yourself ;)
On a related note, I found out in my youth that sushi makes a great aphrodisiac. I had always heard that oysters did.... and that's totally true, too.
Or maybe it's just a good dinner passing around bad fallout 3 jokes back and forth. "So, a neutron walks into a bar....."
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I've always wanted to try oysters on the half shell. Never been able to bring myself to order it though.
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there's always those oyster shooters in ponzu with those little quail eggs. so cute ^^;
it really depends on where you get them, they can be good or bad.
but from my experience, really uh, help out with things down there.
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We don't really have any places around here that sell food like that.
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wearing nothing but my underwear and a towel on my head
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Wearing, jeans, work boots and my favorite Hawaiian shirt. *shrug*
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a tshirt and cargo pants! Surprising, I know. Hopefully going to get some good food soon, if lagging person gets here.
No oyster shooters.... I don't think ;P
./steals Aluicious's towel. Buahahahaa
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today i'm wearing my Rhode Island t-shirt taht sissy gave me. ;D and black pants.
no socks or shoes orgy time!^_^
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a tshirt and cargo pants! Surprising, I know. Hopefully going to get some good food soon, if lagging person gets here.
No oyster shooters.... I don't think ;P
./steals Aluicious's towel. Buahahahaa
eeep stolen towel! now i'm just in my pantiesXD
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Oups... * 'accidentally' dumps a bucket of water in Alucius's lap* O;)
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wearing my Family Guy Evil Monkey T-shirt. Hmm ok thanks Akashayi I feel like some west coast muscles now done my way with cheese sauce.
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Baked green muscles done japanese style? SO GOOD.
We have a lot of muscles over here on the west coast, and they're often plenty cheesy. ;P
And Aluicious, You can borrow my clothes, it's ok. ./takes em off
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*Struts around in heels and a babydoll-dress infront of Akasha just to be mean*
>.>
About aphrodisiacs and oysters... Isn't it interesting that something so slimy and disgusting could help with ones sex-drive?
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Would snake's blood make more sense?
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What you need to do is eat a tiger's genitals.
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*Struts around in heels and a babydoll-dress infront of Akasha just to be mean*
>.>
About aphrodisiacs and oysters... Isn't it interesting that something so slimy and disgusting could help with ones sex-drive?
Choclate isn't disgusting.
Gives me a boner! :-[
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Well, I think she was just talking about that particular case.
Chocolate and Chili are well known aphrodisiacs. Chocolate, not so much for me but habanero sauce! Super delicious sexy. I guess it helps that the chili chocolates are tasty too.
edit: oh, and Razzly, that's not mean at all. (http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/icon_popcorn.gif)
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The darker chocolate (70%-80% otherwise it is waaay to bitter) the more theobromine, the stronger the aphrodisiac effect.
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Well, that's the only chocolate you should eat anyway, 70%+++
Anything lower is just not as good. But I'm pretty sure the effect varies from person to person based on differences in physiology.
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really?...
Maybe I'm thinking of something else then.
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Well, theobromine is still one of my favorite chemicals XD
but yeah. I think we're screwing up the pagecount/girls kissing ratio, so here.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/strawberryshakesweetch14p0203.jpg)
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There isn't even a 1:1 ratio, sounds like you guys need to get on that.
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I would love to get on that.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/2008rev4.jpg)
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hm, double post.
Isn't friday sexy images day, anyway? Come on, guys. Get on it. (http://www.akashayi.net/random/icon_whip.gif)
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As you wish...
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9f921df3943d9067c11e12d4fd60d186.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/c33e437021d94caa4cf0f2cabaea8f88.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/thisone.jpg
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Ooh, I like those. I really like that range murata picture, this is the version I have:
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/yokonyo09_imo0215f0097.jpg)
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<.<
this awesome? (nsfw) http://www.akashayi.net/random/1126_2007_01.jpg
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So how about some tentacles to go with the naked pretty ladies? :P
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um, yes? (are you offering? :P)
(also possible you posted something and I can't see it)
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No, I was actually feeling lazy enough to be requesting porn instead of looking for it myself.
I actually have a pretty good collection of tentacle porn around my computer somewhere. But it might take a bit of folder digging to find it.
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You know how awesome Not Anime would be?
My selection is very limited in that realm, but lessee...
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/Joseph_Linsner004.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/dnb_75.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/linsner03.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/linsner05.jpg
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You know how awesome Not Anime would be?
So how about some tentacles to go with the naked pretty ladies? :P
I found my tentacles folder. And I think this is a happy medium (http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/MalkishuA/__hr_Obbseam1.jpg) :)
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Naked, in bed, with the Mrs... and I'm on the laptop. *lol*
Although i've got a boner after seeing all those pics above :o :-[
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Got in today from some archery practice out of 100 shots I only hit 72 and at 20 yards no less. wearing a black tee and camo pants.
Is that bad? :'( sounds like you think it's bad, so I'm guessing bad?
edit: Whoa Charles! Way to go! Guess you won't be posting for a little while then? ;)
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So.
One of my friends/coworkers got arrested for child pornography yesterday.
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Well that's uhm... interesting?
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Well that's uhm... interesting?
Yeah. Sorry to chatter about it here, but I'm just a bit shocked right now.
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Understandably, not exactly a kink that you share with people.
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hahahaha emp_dragon nice try ;P thanks for the loan akashayi. <3
tonight i'm wearing a blue sports bra and chef pants.
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Wow, that really sucks. Did you know that or did it come as a shock and man that must feel weird. XP
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Damn.... that's just...... screwed up!
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Wow, that really sucks. Did you know that or did it come as a shock and man that must feel weird. XP
No, it came as a total shock. Worst part is he was studying to be an elementary ed teacher and works at a daycare center...which seems a lot creepier in retrospect. I mean, he was not a creepy guy at all.
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It's never the creepy weird guy (or girl)
That's the scary part.
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"He was quiet, but a good neighbor, always said hi ... blah blah blah"
It's pretty much how it always goes, you got to watch out for those quiet nice ones.
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"He was quiet, but a good neighbor, always said hi ... blah blah blah"
It's pretty much how it always goes, you got to watch out for those quiet nice ones.
Yeah, not even. He was something of a jerk. I would have expected him to kill somebody, just not this.
Actually, what surprised me the most is that, this guy is pretty smart, and the way they traced him down was apparently a year ago he tried uploading some of this stuff to Youtube. *Facepalm*
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.... What. why would anybody do that. I wanna rant at that somehow but the stupidity is killing my brain.
Anyway back to the sexy?
(I'll throw a something up when somebody isn't looking over my shoulder.
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Are you talking about Rubens women? Some men do like em ;)
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i'm wearing my light grey mickey mouse t-shirt with the line drawing of goofy and minnie on it and black pants, socks and shoes for work. not an orgy moment.:/
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Rubens Women! http://art-quarter.com/beck/joe/pablo/1/2/rubens58.jpg
A Reuban Sandwich!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/2732461508_0df901d113.jpg?v=0
A Sex Sandwich! http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s90/richellebeck/Threesome.jpg
Sandwiches having Sex!
http://suchsome.somesuch.org/SexSandwichCo02.jpg
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Us guys have to put up with are scrotum tightening or loosening depending on the temperature. For some reason, sperm production and storage is best done at a temperature slightly less than normal body temperature. So our balls hang low to keep cool, unless its cold, then they snuggle back up to us and stay warm.
But we can gain or loose an erection if we sit the wrong way and blood is restricted from flowing to or away from the groin. Could be the same with your 'junk'. Better or worse bloodflow causing it to shift, together with your intestines moving about *shrug*
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mmmmm reuben sammmiches!
wearing a yellow sports bra and my chef pants
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@ Deathz
I never had that.... Maybe it depends on the size of your junk?
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Do you know what kind of kiddie-porn it was? if it was 'just' developed teenagers below 18 or the really nasty kind?
Either way I hope he get a 'nasty' sugar-daddy in jail...
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Do you know what kind of kiddie-porn it was? if it was 'just' developed teenagers below 18 or the really nasty kind?
Either way I hope he get a 'nasty' sugar-daddy in jail...
The news article mentioned the word "prepubescent" so...yeah.
This wasn't just some guy who had the misfortune of getting sent a naked picture of a drunk 16-year-old and got arrested for it.
He managed to rack up 20 felonies for some 11 thousand pictures/videos.
His maximum sentence is up to 120 years, so I think it's safe to say I won't be seeing him again soon.
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jsut my two pennies worth.....sitting here in my combat 95's and my Avro T-shirt
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Wheeeeee absolutely wasted after a long night out drinking. Are you guys having fun? /dancedance
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*is jealous* :( :( I want a long night out drinking!!! *flies to LA*
edit: @CDSM: :'(..dunno what to say to that. That's horrible.
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Sooooo.. I'm wearing a nice black low cut tank top. my new studded army cap, and black pants o.O
..i'm sexy :D
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I'm wearing thermal underware, black pants, work shirt and heavy spray coat with work boots.
kind of wishing I wore normal underware as well, 'cos I've got a massive boner for some reason and the thermal underware is too loose to do a very good job of hiding it :-\
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wearing bears earrings ,my irish skull t-shirt, black jeans and purple undies no bra
i really hate brasXD
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Gotta love those bra burning hippies
(http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tyra-banks-burn-bra-1318-2.jpg)
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I haven't been wearing bras lately, either.. .... >.>
and oh man, at least for a weird drunken post I didn't put anything too embarrassing. o.O
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Drunken posting is the best. We need a thread dedicated to drunken posting.
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Hah. If I wasn't still recovering from the amount I put my liver through, I'd get some vodka and get right on that. ;P
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Its my wife's birthday today. I'll hit into some beer with her, a few glasses of wine and see what I can get going.
Heck, I'll start the basic thread now.
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I've come to the conclusion that i love my boobies.. and thats that..
on a side note.. i'm working on my days off! not the same job, but odd jobs for friends and friends parents ^_^ but i'm getting paid! good tiems :D
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I'm wearing thermal underware, black pants, work shirt and heavy spray coat with work boots.
kind of wishing I wore normal underware as well, 'cos I've got a massive boner for some reason and the thermal underware is too loose to do a very good job of hiding it :-\
Jeez boner king! ::)
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Bit more info than I needed there Charles.
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And yet, all those women are still wearing bras...
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LOL charles! ;D Made my day..
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And not enough info for me. I expect a full report and a detailed mathematical analysis.
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I've come to the conclusion that i love my boobies.. and thats that..
Good for you. I find the vast majority of women seem to hate theirs. If they have a small, cute set, they'll wish for bigger ones. If they have a big, bouncy set, they'll wish for smaller ones. Good to hear there's someone out there who just loves hers the way they are.
@CDSM: I did notice that afterwards. Yet they're still holding bras and burning them :-\
I think it was an add for underware rather than a picture to show hippies burning bras. I'm pretty sure the message was to get into <insert store here> to get a new set and burn your old ones.
@Akayashi: Well, most of the time I was able to hide it by shifting it to the right and holding it there with the pressure of my belt against my hip. The danger with this was if I shifted the wrong way and the pants loosened up, it could have slid across to the middle and popped out above the pants line to say hi to everyone (with luck, it would have still been underneath my shirt). Fortunately that didn't happen but the problem I experienced was that every time it softened down to a 'semi' it would retract from the grip of my pants, but still be hard enough to swing around, front and centre, to point forward. Fortunately, whenever that happened, it's pretty quickly go back to pointing at the ceiling and I'd be able to tuck it away again.
I didn't make the same mistake today, and a good set of briefs are holding it over to the right until I can get home and either woo the Mrs or have a long warm shower... or both together.
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I did notice that afterwards. Yet they're still holding bras and burning them :-\
I think it was an add for underware rather than a picture to show hippies burning bras. I'm pretty sure the message was to get into <insert store here> to get a new set and burn your old ones.
I see Tyra Banks, must be an add :p
I love my bra btw.. and would never burn it.
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hmm...mathematical analysis must still be pending...
I can't remember having any problem like that since perhaps first year of college or so...lucky bastard.
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What? your tits team up against you? How dare they?! :o
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Now there's an interesting visual.
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Obligatory:
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/124010321432.gif)
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hmm...mathematical analysis must still be pending...
I can't remember having any problem like that since perhaps first year of college or so...lucky bastard.
Doen't that mean you're the lucky bastard 'cos you'd be "getting plenty" to help you avoid the issue?
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I did find a neat new icon for you though, Charles.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/20080921_a.gif)
I guess having girly parts has it's advantages. ._.
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That looks... uncomfortable.
Edit: are stars flying from that persons crotch?
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Yes. Yes, they are.
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Random dude used Swift!
Forumite take 10 damage!
Forumite has Fainted.
Random dude wins!
.... Sorry about that.
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No need to apologize, :P
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I guess having girly parts has it's advantages. ._.
Totally missed this because of crotch swift guy.
Both packages have distinct advantages and disadvantages.
*enter some sexy picture I'm too lazy to find here*
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I'm not sure what to make of that stary picture. But I'm afraid I'll have to keep with 'Horse' for my avatar. Horse is just too awsome (yet only Australians and Kiwis would probably realise how much so).
Meanest old puddy tat thar ever was.
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Heh, I was just joking about the part where you should change your avatar...and simply implying that you clearly have a.... magical crotch. XD
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Does he then need a magical codpiece to keep it's power in check...?
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I've seen hentai like that. o_o
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I have too most likely...
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If I had a girlfriend, she would probably take care of it. But instead, I have a wife... So I put up with it :o *joking* ::)
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I've been so tired lately.
Apperantly I was asleep this morning and my boyfreind tried to initiate sex. I was unconcious and not going for it, he reports.
Even if he did wake me up I would probably have said no. I hate sex in the morning. I'm too sleepy! I wish he would learn that. >:(
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The worst is when you're lying in bed with someone sleeping and they start initiating sex in the middle of the night, waking you up... which is ok until you realize that they're sleeping and they pass back out before anything happens leaving you awake and horny.
T-T
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Guilty as charged Akashayi :(
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The worst is when you're lying in bed with someone sleeping and they start initiating sex in the middle of the night, waking you up... which is ok until you realize that they're sleeping and they pass back out before anything happens leaving you awake and horny.
T-T
My girlfriend does almost that, but she stays awake to make up for the wakening :P
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Possibly a weird question(s) but I'm Really bored...
Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven?
Do you?
Would you?
Uncomfortable yet?
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Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven? neatly trimmed/shaved
Do you? I trim
Would you?
Uncomfortable yet? a little.......the padding in this cushion has gone.
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To have their genital area shaven, you mean? or their faces? or their chests waxed while I watch and laugh a little maniacally?
It has it's pros and cons for either side. I shave my whowho on and off... it's a lot of work to keep up, but I've been preferring it that way lately.
...and my chair has seen better days, too. Ah well. ;P
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I need a good trimmer that's specialized for the pubic region. I've knicked myself so many times now. Ugh. Also, it's big and clunky and HOW CAN I MAKE AWESOME DESIGNS WHEN IT'S HARD TO MANEUVER THE TRIMMER?! [/rage]
They do make trimmers that are kinda small, I think I've seen 3/4 inch trimmer heads. Also Ha at designs :P
Never touched a razor to my pubes, so have no idea how that would work, and to be honest I really don't want to find out. Again with the knives.
With a good sharp razor and a Really Really steady hand.
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EDIT: I now owe you guys a picture of a clitoris dressed in a hoodie.
Hah! That would be amusing.
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Like I said with my legs, it's like a bunch of little knives. Given that the pubic hairs are thicker, I imagine that they would feel very similar to that.
Yea, kinda.
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I'm not sure whether this is because I'm half korean and my body is a little different or what, but I haven't had problems shaving down there. The first time I did it I was scared and it took hours, but now I can just swipe swipe with a normal razor. o_O
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Hours? Seriously?
I don't think it took me more than a 10 minutes the first time I did it.
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Well, maybe it didn't take hours.... probably more like 40-1:20. it felt like forever... but it was also long enough ago I can't really say. I imagine it's harder for women than it is men, just based on biology.
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I imagine it's harder for women than it is men, just based on biology.
I know this is kind of a moot point since it's really impossible to tell but...
I'd have to argue otherwise, I mean it's kind of hard to get a good surface to shave on with testicles. Hell they move around, descend and recede in the process. it's a pain in the ass.
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Um... I'm done shaving my pubs.
Done I tells ya!
It's painful, uncomfortable and gives me unwanted erections all whenever I do it. I also agree with Pozf on this things shaped like circular bags with tons of wrinkels on them are not meant to be shaved. I heard you get used to it after a while, but why would you want to. I think aquired tastes are, for the most part, for crazy people. I'm not opposed to trimming (theoretically) but I do that only when it gets out of control. I'm lazy and I don't really have to impress anyone.
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heard you get used to it after a while, but why would you want to.
You do. And because you sweat less in the summer. Or at least I do >.>;
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...actually, hell, let's all just agree that trimming/shaving down there is always a pain in the ass, and if you're not completely careful, it might literally be a pain in the ass.
...Speaking of, cuts on the labia heal a hell of a lot faster than cuts around the anus.
/TMI
Agreed.
Also I can only assume it's because of the crap load more bacteria (pun totally intended).
Bad imagery btw.
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I shave my nether region with a katana.
It is quite difficult.
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Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven? Preferrably shaven labia majora otherwise no preferences.
Do you? Sometimes I trim to keep the hair from getting stuck beneath the foreskin (it hurts)
Would you? If Asked I could
Uncomfortable yet? not really.
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As long as they're at least a bit trimmed, I don't care...
Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.
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Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.
Like a dye job gone badly?
Or just like Poof black hair?
.... On a semi-related note I dyed my hair once, it turned my hair a very dark purple (instead of black). It was kind of funny.
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once my ex tried to dye her hair. she left it in too long and it turned green hehehe still laugh at that one ;D
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Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.
Like a dye job gone badly?
Or just like Poof black hair?
.... On a semi-related note I dyed my hair once, it turned my hair a very dark purple (instead of black). It was kind of funny.
Oh yes. I left the dye in a little too long... It was supposed to go brown. Now it's really really dark brown. Looks black.
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Re shaving: I'm in the don't care category, though I have to say I do like it when a girl is shaven. (esp. half-Korean girls <.< ;D) But then you have the potential of stubble which can be not as cool. I've only encountered it once anyway. I'm glad my wife doesn't, and I don't think I ever will (never have).
Re positions: I don't know the names. We need a quick guide to reference so we can easily say "#3b with a half-twist" or something. For discussion purposes, you know...
But I'd have to say multiple per session is good. One can be fine too though - if it's all good, it's all good. Doesn't matter which.
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I like it on top. And on the bottom. Don't really like it on my side, too akward. Standing up is okay. Sorta. That's all I've really tried.
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Re positions: I don't know the names. We need a quick guide to reference so we can easily say "#3b with a half-twist" or something. For discussion purposes, you know...
Well get a kama sutra (that's it right?) and start a numbering.
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Ok yeah...now that Ronin got me started I'm good to go: ;D
I like on top missionary quite a bit...it's probably my favorite/most standard. However girl on top is incredible and I can last almost infinitely in that position. Apart from that anything from the back or side is pretty fantastic but tends to make me not last as long, and there's something less than ideal about finishing while not facing the person...it's fine though from time to time and depending on the mood. From behind feels less loving to me, but I love to grab the butt and/or and act like a porn star (put one hand on my hip or behind my back, smack the butt, watch them bite a pillow or put my fingers in her mouth, etc etc etc)
69 is so cathartic to me. I tend to lose myself in it. It's great. I don't know what it is...just the sensation from both ends I guess. 69 is incredible.
never done anything more adventurous. Did standing up once or twice but didn't really like it. Have to try again someday, now that my wife and i are pretty comfortable with each other. I think it would go better.
Anal is great but it makes me feel really shy and guilty somehow...I've only had the guts to do it once. I think I could do it again, but it's just...I dunno I've experimented with it so I know somewhat how it feels, and it's such an extreme sensation. I don't know how to describe it but it feels just dirty somehow. I know a lot of people would consider that a good thing, but I always just feel kind of dirty sharing that with someone else. I don't even share it with myself these days.
If I could have a whole weekend without the kids around though, I would definitely give it another go >: D. As long as we got to have a more "wholesome" session afterwards.
A straight up orgasm together without anal is just such a nicer, more wholesome and more "together" feeling, even though an orgasm with anal can be really intense.
Guess it's my puritan upbringing ::)
and y'all?
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#3b with a half-twist is awesome, Umber. One of my favorites, too. :D
I have some favorite positions (for heterosexual sex with a single partner), but it's best to have hot passionate sex switching between several positions. I find that I like to experiment with new ways of doing things quite a bit, which doesn't always work out. There's so much great variety it's hard to just say 'on top'.
Ack, Umber ninja'd. Now I'm going to have to go into more detail if I can too. :P
Have you only had your wife as a sexual partner, Umber?
As far as Anal goes, I'm open, but not really a fan of things in my butt. Girls have much more fun things to play with but sticking things in guy's butts? Enjoyable as all hell (with guys who enjoy it).
Intercourse standing up has always been a fairly difficult situation, I wish I could just lift up my partners and slam them back against a wall with their legs wrapped around me. Maybe some day in the future. Sex while one person is standing and the other is sitting on the edge of a chair or bed can work out really well too.
Not as big a fan of 69, even though I love giving and receiving oral sex. Not sure why.
But yeah. Variety is good.
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sorry to make you go into detail Akasha...well no not really (http://www.freeemoticons.us/smilies/evilgrin0008.gif)
nah there have been a few others :P but I haven't been close to this level of comfort and just not-caringness with anyone else. And we still have a long way to go, which is good.
Yes standing up is incredible if one person is on something (a surface, not ecstasy :P). Forgot about that...
I've heard several times that anal has the potential to be more exciting to guys than gals. I believe our G-spot is more accessible from there.
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Anal in guys generally means a prostate massage which is considered our "G-Spot".
Does not mean that it's gonna be pleasurable though.
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The prostate is quite easy to access which can cause you to orgasm from that stimulation alone. But like anything else, you do what feels comfortable to you.
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I like it sitting in a chair in front of a computer.
...what?
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Sex while gaming? Sounds fun?
And I know that's not what you meant.
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I had sex while playing morrowind.
Just once. >.>
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"Dammit can you stop for one second I'm about to die!"
*snicker* Funny image
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Yes, yes it is.
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Sex while gaming? Sounds fun?
And I know that's not what you meant.
Are you sure that's what I meant? Obviously you don't play the same kind of games as I do. ;)
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Well I thought I was sure. Not anymore though.
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Well I thought I was sure. Not anymore though.
You never can be around me.
I still might be a girl after all.
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Never played Morrowind. I need to go steal that from my cousin
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BUT REMEMBER TO SAVE OFTEN.
Words to live by. In fact I should immortalize them.
BRING ME GOLD, AND BLACKSMITHS TOOLS!
I need to make some teeth bling. :P
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wearing light pink tweety pj shorts and a red coca-cola tshirt
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I think I may have to play again at this rate. :P
I have the pc version here, but I was playing the xbox version at the time I had sex. Saving often is good advice for all of life.
Oh, and use condoms.
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As long as I don't have to deal with the level up system in Oblivion. Ever. Not sure how that's relevant, just felt like saying it.
Actually it is relevant. That's something to live by too. Don't ever use that level up system again or I will turn your kneecaps into dust. *shakes fist*
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wearing a sweaty grey T-shirt and tracksuit bottoms just cycled home from work to get my self back into trim again.
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I had sex while playing morrowind.
Just once. >.>
that's funny and awesome.
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I've only ever masturbated over video game characters. :-[
Does that count? :-[
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I masturbated (not the first time I played through) to Meryl and Akiba near the end of MGS4.
Maybe I've said too much.
(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/mini_d_snake.png)
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(http://www.thaimokit.com/photo/ResinModel/Chun-Li_2.jpg)
sorry, that's all I got. Not very original I know :-[
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You did Not look hard if that's all you found for Chun-Li.
... Her thighs look bigger than her bust ... Definitely bigger than her waist. Haven't played a Street Fighter game in ages, is that the proper proportion?
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Yeah, most chun li hentai really accentuates the thigh muscles. let's see if I can't upload some for the purposes of science. >.>
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I don't think the picture Umber posted was drawn. It looks very plastic. But I have noticed what that.
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well, I don't think anyone is going to mistake a model of chun li for a drawing... I'm just saying the thighs are usually accentuated. so nyeh, I stick my tongue out at you. :P
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Apparently Chun-Li is one of those characters that is almost completely a kink character. That is to say nothing "normal" it's all rape, or futanari, or something along those lines.
But I have noticed what that.
Did I really write that? because there was suppose to be more of those word thingies in there. I need to stop posting right when I awaken.
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Do as I do and inhibit your adenosine receptors. Do it!
And yeah, lots of specifically fighting game girls end up as kink characters. So much futa....so much.
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I would if I could.
Yea but especially Chun-Li and Mai Shiranui.
Edit: Here is Mai if you don't know who I'm talking about
(http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/King_Of_Fighters/Mai_Shiranui/mai_shiranui_KOF_fan_out_01.gif)
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It wasn't that that was all I could find. That's the only video game character I've fapped to. :-[ :-[ :D
And it was all about the huge thighs.
That pic looks just right for the legs, except the boobs look a bit too big imo.
From game maybe?
(http://media.strategywiki.org/images/3/3d/SF3_Chun-Li.gif)
this one seems like it might be a bit exaggerated.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/Zero_Nitemare/Chun_li_lifting_huge_Container_by_R.png)
edit: don't know who the other character is but they look happy don't they?
(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/303/8/1/Commission__Shermie___Chun_Li_by_HentaiNeko.jpg)
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(http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/gamegirl/Images/Street_Fighter/Chun-Li/ChunLi_SFIV_14.jpg)
Non-pixilated picture from a game >.>;
I guess she really did have freaking huge thighs
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is she kicking the crap out of schoolchildren who are hanging out under an overpass?
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No it's just the angle. I can only assume there is somebody out of shot shes directing her rage at. And by rage I mean foot.
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Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Vollyball
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/249659712_1d03d249d6.jpg
http://www.ntsc-uk.com/reviews/xbo/DeadOrAliveVolleyball/06.jpg
http://ui02.gamespot.com/1793/tinax2_2.jpg
:P
Cammy's Ass
http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Features/2008/Street%20Fighter%20Retrospectives/Cammy/Screens/Street_Fighter_Cammy_White-5--article_image.jpg
http://www.freakygaming.com/gallery/game_art/street_fighter/sexy_cammy.jpg
http://www.cammyfan.com/Cammy/comic1/pics/cam-comic5.gif
http://simoncpage.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cammy1-310x310.jpg
http://www.cameron-stewart.com/images/Cammy.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3329/110076-86508-cammy_large.jpg
Just about every female character in Soul Calibur
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics5/soul-calibur-4-ivy-bits1.jpg
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/taki-in-soul-calibur-4.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/cafecafe/SoulCaliburIV.jpg
http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/gamegirl/Images/Soul_Calibur/SoulCalibur2_portrait.jpg
Espeshallly TALIM!
http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/271/3/d/Talim___Action_Stance_by_ryosama.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/224/e/9/Ivy___Talim__Soul_Calibur_II__by_seraphim_cry.jpg
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3522/talim01axx2.jpg
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When I was a kid, I thought Mai was awesome (and liked terry bogard a lot) and ran around with fans kicking ass and taking names.
I guess that explains a lot.
edit: Taki and Ibuki are still on my list of characters I need to cosplay
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I've never actually played a King of Fighters game. Nor have I played the other game she was from (Fatal Fury?). I have played as her though in some Capcom Vs SNK. Dunno which number.
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haha@Akasha
Maybe Ronin will like NSFW with best part blurred out (SFW in Japan?) (also apparently is a drawing of a 15 yr old)
edit: yeah sorry, that used to be a link but I guess it was CP.
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*Cough Talim 15 Cough*
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Back then, it was fatal fury. And I watched all the fatal fury anime movies. o_o Wasn't masturbating back then though. Hahaha.
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What Talim's 15?
party pooper :-\
oh well I'll go edit my other post.
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Speaking of which, a manga collector (with thousands of copies of just about everything in manga.) is facing 15 years in prison because some show pictures of children having sex (surprise.)
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html)
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wearing nothing but my underwear.
hrmmm....sex or masturbation to videogames? never really thought about that before......but then i'm not big on playing video games really.
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Not to video games directly (unless you Akasha apparently), just the characters :P
edit: Taki and Ibuki are still on my list of characters I need to cosplay
I think I speak for everybody else when I say P.I.C.T.U.R.E.S. When you do it that is.
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that is horrible (15 years for that dude...)
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At a maximum. I somehow think he is gonna get some leniency because the stuff was just kind of in there, he didn't specifically target getting those kinds of manga. And other things said in the article I'm just to damn lazy to paraphrase.
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I think I speak for everybody else when I say P.I.C.T.U.R.E.S. When you do it that is.
Sure, when it happens. Just for you guys :P
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Comic con is coming up you should go and do some Cosplayin *poke poke, prod prod* >.>;
Shame it's all the way over there I wish I could go and get some free KoL stuff (maybe).
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*Cough Talim 15 Cough*
Yeah. I got a little carried away. :-[
After a while I forgot I was looking up images of spank bank video game girls and just wanted to post something about my favorite character from soul calibur 2 :P. To me she is the awsomist, but not the hottest. Taki is the hottest. Talim is sorta hot, in a jailbaitish way, but I haven't wanked to her :-\. I'd feel too akward. Mostly I just like her fighting style with the tonfas and the way she is all "Innocent and Determed." Cute, but not really that sexy IMO :-\.
I'd wank to the philapino girl who's cosplaying her all day though :P.
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I've always been partial to Xianghua, possibly because she's the only one I can ever seem to win with...her and link.
Xianghua is Waaaay to cheap in SC2, more balanced in 3. I got pretty good with 5 characters in 3 for a while (Taki, Siegfried, Astaroth, Cervantes, Lizardman.) but I stopped playing and have become really rusty, I can still hold my own with Taki though.
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Yea that is a big problem with the game, it's a masher. But somebody who is truly good at the game will beat a button masher. I always played against the CPU.
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You can say it's a "button masher" or you can say that "the controls are really intuitive". I prefer to see it the latter way. I like the fact that if you move the controls up and to the right and press x, the character moves her body in a way that reflects the movement of the command. In street fighter every special move is a quarter circle, no matter how the character's body moves. It makes the learning curve easier and more organic, where you can skip the whole "how do I move my thumbs" thing and go directly to "what moves are the best strategy".
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"the controls are really intuitive".
That would insinuate that they are easy to learn and can replicate. Button mashing means hitting random buttons without knowing what the hell is going on, and doing well. Generally those people can't replicate their combos.
Rationalize all you want, but Soul Calibur is definitely a button masher. Granted if you try to learn the controls they are fairly intuitive (at least they were to me, after about 10 minutes in practice mode).
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(I am not bitter about losing miserably on Guitar Hero. Not. At. All. I play TEH REALZ GUITAR and thusly am cooler than people playing an oversized plastic joystick piece of shit. NOT BITTER.)
It does make you that much cooler, musicians are awesome.
But I can do both so I'm better :P
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Don't I play more instruments than you in general? :B
Crap yea you do, I only play guitar (kind of >.> ) and Drums.
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I'm currently wearing absolutely nothing and thinking of getting dressed... ;D
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*Cough Talim 15 Cough*
Hey, Soul Cal takes place in the middle ages. Back then nothing would be wrong with it!
Speaking of which, a manga collector (with thousands of copies of just about everything in manga.) is facing 15 years in prison because some show pictures of children having sex (surprise.)
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html)
Yeah, that sucks. Especially since the crux of this isn't about kiddie porn (which there is none of) but rather artistic depictions thereof.
The key is: "lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value."
Who the fuck decides that? This has VERY serious consequences for art, now that they can arbitrate however they feel about what constitutes "art" and "literature".
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"the controls are really intuitive".
That would insinuate that they are easy to learn and can replicate. Button mashing means hitting random buttons without knowing what the hell is going on, and doing well. Generally those people can't replicate their combos.
Rationalize all you want, but Soul Calibur is definitely a button masher. Granted if you try to learn the controls they are fairly intuitive (at least they were to me, after about 10 minutes in practice mode).
I can replicate my combos.
My hands know how to do just about every move Talim can make.
But if you ask me the thum movements to do so, I couldn't tell you a single one.
Just sayin'.
EDIT: @ CDSM: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. These laws are getting out of control. Fucking sexless crusty old men who can't get erections and lesbians with vaginas as dry as the Movhave Desert dictating morality for the rest of us. I AM FUCKING RANKELED.
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There is a rather large debate on whether drawn pornography is art.
And holy hell is it confusing.
And something we shouldn't get into here.
how is drawn pornagraphy not an art form? don't you draw nude posers when taking basic art classes? it's not all about the fruit bowls.
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how is drawn pornagraphy not an art form? don't you draw nude posers when taking basic art classes? it's not all about the fruit bowls.
It's at least as much artistic as photography, if not more so.
Of course, some people would argue that photographs aren't either.
I suppose people might say "it's not art because it's just appealing to people's sexuality!", to which I would answer, "As opposed to appealing for what?"
But as Deatzh said, that's really not a discussion for here.
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Well, it might still show artistic tallent depending on how well its drawn, etc. I still believe you can draw someone in the throws of sexual ecstacy or love making with artistic value, although I'd agree that some "animu" drawing as Deatzh described above, is evidently not designed to be of, what the majority might regard as, artistic value. I think something with artistic value has to be beautiful. Not in so much of a literal sense but in a sense that there is a certain harmony to the image rather than a bunch of baloon breasts, semen and tentacles thrown together. I guess you'd call it sensual or erotic as opposed to pornographic. Again, its all a grey and highly subjective area.
In my opinion, images such as these might have artistic value, despite their "full frontal" nature:
http://www.sexoteric.com/pic/nl/artpic/18/4257/287U7660FinalPT1-40web.jpg
http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY%20of%20Art/New%20Folder/Untitled-9-Jack%20Flesher.jpg
http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY%20of%20Art/New%20Folder/New%20Folder/zichy_mihaly3.jpg
http://www.all-art.org/er_in_art/images/images/avril10.jpg
"In art, morality cannot exist. Art is always sacred." -August Rodin
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On the Manga Porn charges: I recall opening a topic in the debate forum about this stuff and in the end I think we concluded it was simply a waste of time for enforcement agencies to persue these cases. Certainly, drawings of nude, underage cartoon characters might constitute as evidence against a perpetrator of a real pedophile crime, showing the accused's nature as one who prefers underage people, but I don't believe it should hold as a crime it's self.
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Edited above *shrug*
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how is drawn pornagraphy not an art form?
It's debatable, we're not debating it, I wasn't saying anything against it, THANKS.
don't you draw nude posers when taking basic art classes?
Do not equate nudity with pornography.
Art is subjective. While you may consider pornography a legitimate form of art, some people do not.
THE FOLLOWING IS AN OPINION OF WHICH I FEEL STRONGLY.
Frankly, I can't ever look at some picture of a semen covered gigantic balloon breasted tentacle raped animu chick and go, BY GOD THAT IS FULL OF ARTISTIC VALUE, because it's just not. Art? Yes. Artistic value? Absolutely fucking not.
THE ABOVE WAS AN OPINION ON WHICH I FELT STRONGLY.
And if you argue with my opinion, which I stated was an opinion, you're just being ridiculous.
lol ...no seriously hear hear.
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Art is subjective. While you may consider pornography a legitimate form of art, some people do not.
THE FOLLOWING IS AN OPINION OF WHICH I FEEL STRONGLY.
Frankly, I can't ever look at some picture of a semen covered gigantic balloon breasted tentacle raped animu chick and go, BY GOD THAT IS FULL OF ARTISTIC VALUE, because it's just not. Art? Yes. Artistic value? Absolutely fucking not.
THE ABOVE WAS AN OPINION ON WHICH I FELT STRONGLY.
And if you argue with my opinion, which I stated was an opinion, you're just being ridiculous.
As much as I want to say "one's man trash is another man's treasure"...
Well, I never got anywhere respecting the tastes of people who like trash, and therefore must agree with you wholeheartedly.
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The people that draw said balloon-breasted, semen-covered, tentackle raped anime women certainly have talent, but I wouldn't call it art. I would call it pornography.
Art is the process or product of deliberately arranging elements in a way that appeals to the senses or emotions. It encompasses a diverse range of human activities, creations, and modes of expression, including music and literature. The meaning of art is explored in a branch of philosophy known as Aesthetics.
Some would of course argue that "senses and emotions" include OMGIMSOFUCKINGHORNYOMGFAPFAP.
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Only when were looking at your photgraphs, Razzly. ;) :P
Seriously, this is about drawings of naked preteens.
It's not about art!
I mean I could try to argue that it is, but then I would have to as it would require a straight face that would be too hard to pull off. ::)
But who cares!
It's like, there are pedophiles out there! There always have been! There always will be, unfortunently.
The thing is, the law should be about protecting actual children. Not imaginary ones.
If one actual child is saved becuase this is a safe outlet for their pedophilia, then it needs to be kept around.
All this will do is some pedobear will be all, "Shit! This shit is illegal now!"
"Guess I have to go back to raping and murdering real little girls!"
:(
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If one actual child is saved becuase this is a safe outlet for their pedophilia, then it needs to be kept around.
That's a really interesting thing for you to say, since a lot of people say the opposite. If just one child is saved because we BANNED this stuff.
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I agree with Ronin, actually.
As terrible as pedophilia is, it is just like any sexuality, and the people can't help it. However, if they can get their hands on drawn child-porn they might be able to use that to satisfy themselves and keep themselves in check. I doubt pedophiles are throughout evil or rotten...
Real sexual photographs of children are sick, though.
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If it's drawings depicting ACTUAL pre-teen/prepubescant children in sexual situations, I'd say it's something to worry about for the law as there's a level of exploitation involved.
But for purely fictional characters, despite how grotesque we all might find it, I see little gain and a lot of wasted time in having authorities chase such minor things. I'd much rather hear about police reviewing cold cases of raped children any day than chasing some bloke who's drawn Bart Simpson 'doing' Dora the Explorer.
Not sure what the heck to make of the argument on how pedophiles are much less likely to offend if they can get their rocks off on fictional kiddy porn. It covers a whole range of stuff with video game violence and other areas either encouraging or discouraging all kinds of stuff. Others argue that it only helps them become more comfortable with their warped thinking and then they become dissatisfied and seek the real thing. Personally, I believe neither is the case and that while a person with sexual preferences towards prepubescent children is the most likely to own such material, it won't encourage or discourage them to commit offenses against them. If we believe it gives them an outlet, then we encourage it's production, if we believe it causes them to offend, then we give them a court defence: "<such and such's> drawings made me do it!"
What of nude but non-sexual photographs/drawings of children as an art? I know these pictures caused a stir-up in Australia only a year ago:
http://www.artistquirk.com/curiouser-and-curiouser/
(http://www.artistquirk.com/images/papapetrous-olympia-as-lewis-carrolls-beatrice-hat.jpg)
note: I think it's safe to post it up, but if someone's offended/worried, PM me and I'll replace it with a click-link only *shrug*.
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"Prohibits drawings, sculptures, and pictures of such drawings and sculptures depicting minors in actions or situations that meet the Miller test of being obscene, OR are engaged in sex acts that are deemed to meet the same obscene condition. The law does not explicitly state that images of fictional beings who appear to be under 18 engaged in sexual acts that are not deemed to be obscene are rendered illegal in and of their own condition (illustration of sex of fictional minors)."1
"* Whether the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest,
* Whether the work depicts/describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct or excretory functions[2] specifically defined by applicable state law,
* Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value. (This is also known as the (S)LAPS test- [Serious] Literary, Artistic, Political, Scientific.)" 2
1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PROTECT_Act_of_2003
2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_test
From what I was just reading it seems legal. Even if the picture itself is kinda creepy.
And to your question of encourage or discourage by things, I find it's completely personality dependent. Because there most likely are pedophiles that suppress their urge through masturbation by looking at child porn. And there are others who makes the urge worse. You only hear about the latter because the former are able to keep it a secret.
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I can't agree with the argument, that pictures of naked children would increase the sexual desire aboutthem. When I would want to see naked children I'd just wait for a sunny weekend day and go to the lake, about 1km from here. Nobody bothers about children bathing naked in public.
And there is nothing like a increased pedophile rate or something like that around here.
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Here is some thing that will give you all nightmares..............................I'm wearing shorts for the first time this year :o :o
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Man guys, all this continued talk about pedophiles is so unsexy.
I'm wearing cargo pants, odd. It's actually cloudy here today. :D
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Yes! Please provide questionably aged teen lesbian cartoons for us to fap to! :P
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I think I can handle all of that, just for you guys. ;P
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Oh my, that's another 7 posts without any kind of nudity. I somehow think that is impossible for this group.
Err 6, didn't count my post.
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I stripped naked....
...last night :P
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Did it preciede you getting oh so nasty with someone? DO TELL! :-[
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Do you want photos of body parts Pozf?
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I dunno, I already pasted porn of my naked hand in the ring size thread.
And no, nothing nasty with anyone last night. Sadly. :(
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Aye I suppose no one wants to see a hairy knee in here...would put everyone off thier breakfasts
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Aye..
...my knees aren't hairy though. :P
http://www.flickr.com/photos/akashayi/3004496365/
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Do you want photos of body parts Pozf?
Wait, what?
Also new page.
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I forgot I had naked pictures of me in a public place, again. >.<
http://www.flickr.com/photos/akashayi/68945766/
Does that count?
I'm still fully dressed here at home right now, but I'll see if I can't upload some hot porn later for you guys. This thread is in some serious need of sexy.
So quick, strip off all your clothes! (http://akashayi.net/random/icon_whip.gif)
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Can't it might make my brother somewhat uncomfortable.
And it does technically count.
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I forgot I had naked pictures of me in a public place, again. >.<
http://www.flickr.com/photos/akashayi/68945766/
Does that count?
I'm still fully dressed here at home right now, but I'll see if I can't upload some hot porn later for you guys. This thread is in some serious need of sexy.
So quick, strip off all your clothes! (http://akashayi.net/random/icon_whip.gif)
I have no Idea what to make of that pic. I can see your hand but is it against your stomach or what?
I'll make you a deal. Whatever you reveal of your body in photos I'll reveal. Although I don't think I'll be nearly as appealing to either sex as yourself. *lol*
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I accept your challenge!
I purposely tried to obfuscate what's going on in that picture. For, uh....art. The angle is very tricky. I'll let you in on a bit of it... you're seeing part of my thigh, too.
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Yeah, thought that might be it. so you're naked, probably sitting upright, taking a photo down your body with your left breast out of focus and some toy or something held in your hand to cover any remaining evidence of the groin.
I guess I'd better take a photo tonight to match.
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Excellent! Do it :D
Now, to work out another escheresque way of getting you to reveal more. I might actually have to bust out my real camera, instead of using my cell. :P
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Another hot day here so back in my shorts and "Chicken Wings" T-shirt.
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This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most - but I had to post to note this -
take this as a lesson: don't leave the motherland, not even for a woman.
Because That's exactly what I did, for someone I met - through these forums. Fully intended to marry her, too, but it went...badly. To say the least.
Will post an extra sexy post to make up for this downer later, though. Sorry.
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I'm wearing my work clothes...>:
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well on the point that i have to go to work in like 10 mins I'm wearing a cougars baseball team t-shirt and black pants and black socks.
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This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most -
It'll pick itself up eventually, it's kind of at a low point it seems.
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This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most - but I had to post to note this - take this as a lesson: don't leave the motherland, not even for a woman.
Because That's exactly what I did, for someone I met - through these forums. Fully intended to marry her, too, but it went...badly. To say the least.
Will post an extra sexy post to make up for this downer later, though. Sorry.
OK yeah you're gonna have to do that. However, we need to dwell on this for a minute. When you say "these forums", do you mean the Flipside forums?
And any further details would be greatly appreciated. :D
Welcome back, btw, forgive me for not saying so before, I didn't know who you were or if you were someone I should know. I'm sort of new here, given the entire timeline and history of Flipside forums, and I'm pretty sure I didn't even see the "first incarnation".
And yeah, this forum seems to have extremely good taste currently. I think we need to work on that a bit >: )
Are you back in the motherland now, or stranded in a foreign land???
:)
edit: anyway, make yourself at home and feel free to trash the place ;D
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This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most -
Of course it's tame. There's so many people with whips in here how could it not be?
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http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/69/l_443672fbaa1a49cca400308eb89872a2.jpg
There. Photo uploaded.
I should note here that this photo was taken in a bit of a hurry this morning while getting ready for work and while I do have a pale complexion, my legs are not NEARLY as pale as that photo makes them out to be. Looks like the blasted thing compensated for the dark room and lightened it all up. I was using a Nikon D40
Excellent! Do it :D
Now, to work out another escheresque way of getting you to reveal more. I might actually have to bust out my real camera, instead of using my cell. :P
Your best bet is probably the crotch. Its the only area that I might have more trouble than you in photographing so it doesn't reveal anything. Bums are probably equal and the chest presents much more of a hazard for you than me.
Otherwise the next area would be to photograph yourself doing something thats somehow more humiliating or funny to see me doing.
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Oh wow, you did a pretty good job copying. (if blurry) And, ok, I get it that you want to see my crotch. You could have just said so ./tease ;P
My camera charger is missing so I'll probably be stuck with my cell... Now, where did I put that electrical tape...
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Yeah, sorry about the blurry state. Like I said, I was in a rush and I just took 5-7 quick shots and picked that one as the best. Maybe I'll do a better job of it at some point and repost it.
Electrical tape? *thinks* Oh no! :o :'(
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OK yeah you're gonna have to do that. However, we need to dwell on this for a minute. When you say "these forums", do you mean the Flipside forums?
Yes. The One line version - SalubiVires and I got together, she came to Australia from Wngland and we lived together for 9-10 months, Planned to get married, Then I followed her Back to england, I made a mistake in regards to her university(But not what you're thinking) and things went downhill pretty much as soon as I arrived.
And any further details would be greatly appreciated. :D
I won't post the rest in this thread, but I'll be making a Truth hurts thread directly after I finish this post, and you can ask for whatever you want there. It's a rough story.
Welcome back, btw, forgive me for not saying so before, I didn't know who you were or if you were someone I should know. I'm sort of new here, given the entire timeline and history of Flipside forums, and I'm pretty sure I didn't even see the "first incarnation".
I came to the flipside forums way back, around chapter 4 or 5. After a slow decline in visits, I stopped hanging here right about the time Salubi moved in with me.
Came back because I was catching up on the comic, remembered the forums, and Found that my old username didn't work, so I went and re-joined, decided to start posting again as a spur of the moment decision.
Are you back in the motherland now, or stranded in a foreign land???
Struggling to say in England, right now - it's actualy better for me generally to be here than at home right now, and I like Leeds. It's a good town, missing a few of the comforts of home, but all in all, pretty good. Better than London, I'll tell you that for free - I don't like London, and lately, I've only got reason to hate it more.
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A quick stomach shot sounds like a good idea, better to wait before bringing out the BIG GUNS.
I took a stomach shot with my camera just in time to find out that my server will be nonfunctional for maybe a week. ._.
I don't feel sexy anymore, just sad. ._.
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The "BIG GUNS"? I think I may be frightened.
Aren't there other ways to host your picture?
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There's her Flickr account. But she's feeling sad rather than sexy :(
Wishing you feel sexy again soon Akashayi! Hey, they should replace all those "Get Well Soon" Cards with "Get Sexy Soon"
Tummy sounds good. I'll see if I cat get one tonight. Maybe even include my Smurefett Underware in it :'(
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there's always falling back on a service like photobucket, but I don't think you can host mature images :|
oh, well, fuck it. I wanna keep this game going, guys. Go ahead and strip some more ^^
This is just a quickie with my crappy cell phone camera anyway. (gotta wash that mirror.)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashistomach.jpg)
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ok will take a pic of my "Temple" of a body and put you all to shame ;D
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there's always falling back on a service like photobucket, but I don't think you can host mature images :|
Yeah, You're out of luck for posting them on photobucket, however, you can use imageshack if they're not too bad, and if they're too bad for that, there are various services that are very similar to imageshack but for porn, that will allow you to host them.
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I just made an imageshack account, so we'll see ;P
and Smurfette underwear? Really? You have to. Absolutely have to.
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they should replace all those "Get Well Soon" Cards with "Get Sexy Soon"
Such cards could easily result in bodily harm to the sender...
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*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
;)
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*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
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I was going to take a picture, but alas, I cannot find my camera.
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Stop having such a hot and flat stomach, Akasha.
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This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most -
Of course it's tame. There's so many people with whips in here how could it not be?
wait who else has a whip? ;D
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You have such nice pale skin, Deatzh. :)
Razzly, you're still the forum's number one cute panda.
And Umber, pay up with your stomach too.
^__^ God, the rainy weather has me in a great mood.
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wait who else has a whip? ;D
I don't but I know how to crack one. They look fucking cool when it's misty out.
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Razzly, you're still the forum's number one cute panda.
so true...
And Umber, pay up with your stomach too.
Yeah sure, no prob, but I'm kind of fat right now. I've been stressed out/up late due to moving, and Ben & Jerry's has been on sale <.<;
...
*aaaafap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap....*
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I'm too lazy to crop this so you get my entire upper Torso (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/DSCF0302.jpg?t=1244070788) <--- link
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I'm kind of wishing I sucked in my gut but here we go people. Prepare to rip your eyes out at that which is Charles.
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/chartum.jpg)
HAHA! too late to look away now. It's burned into your retina together with smurfett! If you're looking for bulge, forget it as I tucked the purple headed warrior down under to get the image on the budgie smugglers flat and clear. Although to really make you retch, I think thats one of my testicles pushed to the side, sitting next to the Lucky Smurf's right foot.
Actually, you've all seen my stomach thanks to the "shave for a cure" photos I posted of me getting waxed. Try to imagine the pain I went through getting all that waxed... Which reminds me, I think I promised to upload a video of that event. Sorry, I've simply been lazy not shy. Although looking at the photo above, maybe I need to get another wax job anyway.
What do you think girls? do you like your hairy teddy bears or would you prefer a shaven/waxed frog prince?
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I'm wearing a black laced g string with a purple bow in front, and some ripped up jeans. I'm also wearing a black string bikini top and a stripped shirt on top of that.
<3<3<3
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I wonder if I could manage to shove the entire camera inside my mouth and take a picture...
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@Deatzh: Looks fine to me. Maybe some slight love handles but not enough that I'd think you're unhealthy or unattractive.
Yup, I'd call that a cute widdle tummy :P.
P.S. people with bright blue eyes like yourself, or red hair, often have pale, easily burnt skin. Heck, yours is a beautiful milky colour, unlike my own with all the blasted moles and enough hair that I could get a scalp transplant with my stomach if I ever went bald.
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Someone recently commented on my w shape thing I have going on, and I started thinking about it. I see some really overweight people with it, but not too many slightly chubby or thin people with it and I'm trying to figure out WTF's going on. Maybe it's my SUPER AWESOME MUSCLE underneath that's shaping the way the fat looks.
W shape?
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Your body is more than fine and I'm fine with different body types as long as people are relatively healthy.
Who else is gonna post their tum tum?
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Oh that. Isn't it from where your pants kind of cut into you?
I say that because I see lined imprints right under the curvy part.
Already posted mine.
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meh i neeed to minus my tummy fat. and loose like at least ten lbs so I can fit in a costume. actually I'd like to wear a bikini again someday. ::)
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@Smiles: So no tummy photo? :(
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We're all friends here Smiles :)
I just got back from a several hour long life drawing session with what I found to be an extremely attractive model. (I've never done life drawing before, really interesting!) And missed a lot of action here, from the looks of it.
@Deatzh: I never quite understood the tan=attractive bit, I'm particularly fond of pale skin. Glad you posted more of your stomach :D
@Pozf: Damn you're skinny and pale. I bet I could even wrap my tiny arms around you.
@Charles: Hahahaha, you really do have smurfette underwear. That's so unbelievably awesome.
Hmmm, I wonder what to take a picture of next. Any ideas? I've got a camera and I'm particularly giddy. :P
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@Akashayi. Oh oh. Giddy = spontaneous and you could take a photo of anything in that mood. Personally I'm guesing you'll post a picture described as your pussy and we get to see your smiling cat's face *lol*
Yes, Smurfette Budgie Smugglers = AWSOME. I also have Handy Smurf but he's not as awsome as Lucky and Smurfette.
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@Pozf: Damn you're skinny and pale. I bet I could even wrap my tiny arms around you.
Yes, yes you probably could.
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Would you like a picture of my little kitten? I'm going to grab some caffeine and think about it some more, so hold onto your smurfettes. Or, you know, post more pictures of yourselves ;P
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*thinks* I've got nothing really worthy of a post. But yay! I don't think we've seen your kittah for a while. It'll be all grown up now.
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I can't post anything else, my brother is home meaning no camera. Unless of course you want more of the same me not staring at the web cam in the dark.
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Dont have a whip but do have a riding crop. will post a pic of body parts later on....if I can get my camera to work.
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Akasha: Aww, thanks. And UIS too.
Deatzh: I admire you. Great mentality.
Anyway...
As insecure and compliment-craving as I am, there is still a limit to what I can show of myself on a public forum. So no, I won't show you my cream-white pudge-belly. I'll spare your eyes from that icky sight.
You may get a photo of my feet later.
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Awwww. We miss out on the tummy of the cute little panda award holder. Understandable about posting those photos in the interrornet though. I guess you could do a super closeup shot but heck, your widdle piggy wiggies will have to do :P
Hope they've been to the market, stayed home, had roast beef, eaten nothing and gone weee weee weee weee all the way home ;D
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[Wishes had webcam. Single tear/ :(]
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I'll show you mine :p
It'z mine!!! (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00327.jpg)
How do you give the link a name? I see others do it but can't figure it on on these forums...
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to do this you type {url=the place you wanna link to here}Then the text you want us to see here{/url} except all the { } are suppose to be brackets [ ]
Edit: For example it would look like this {url=http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00327.jpg} stuff here {/url} (again replacing the { } with the [ ] )
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I fail...... >:(
Actually... i don't :p thanks for the advice
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And thanks for the tummy shot. Very nice!
Yay! I'm not the only one with a few stray moles on the torso! But they all count as beauty spots don't they? Don't they? :(
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I have one but I edited it out because I'm paranoid about someone identifying me by it.
Same thing with a small scar on the lower left side of my stomach.
That...is rather paranoid. Unless a lot people have memorized your midriff.
Then again, I'm exactly the kind of person that memorizes that kind of thing about people.
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Yay! I'm not the only one with a few stray moles on the torso! But they all count as beauty spots don't they? Don't they? :(
I don't understand how they got there.... And what their purpose is....
I have a starsign made by moles on my leg, i'll show it one day.
(http://www.danyell.nl/plaatjes-b/grotebeer04.jpg)
It looks like this.
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I have one but I edited it out because I'm paranoid about someone identifying me by it.
Same thing with a small scar on the lower left side of my stomach.
I am the same way... kind of. I don't care if people know me. I'd only have a problem if somebody I knew decided to join, then I'd be freaked out. probably leave.
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I'm fairly paranoid myself. I'm just a dammed good liar.
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I can certainly understand a good level of paranoia for women on the interrornet. Editing out the moles and scar sounds a little borderline extreme but considering you had a bit of boob showing, I can understand that if something was to spread through the net in some strange way, you'd never want someone to see you in a Bikini and go "Hey! you're that chick in the e-mail pic that gets sent around!"
I must confess that I'm more than a little concerned in light of my own picture, considering the Smurfette underware. It's a prime candidate to end up in some joke e-mail. But then again, I'm actually more likely to claim the fame and laugh at it myself *shrug* thats just me.
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I have a slightly deformed ring toe... and hairy feet but I'll edit this post with that shot later as well.
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Feet now huh? I'll get a picture up (probably really late) when my brother goes to sleep.
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i'm wearing my chicago tweety t-shirt and my chef pants.
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I come bearing my feet! (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/DSCF0304.jpg?t=1244189998) And just for size comparison purposes I took a bottle of Jones soda and put it in between my feet.
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*vomit* at all the feet.
Well, I guess I didn't have to click the links...curiosity though!!
*smiles* at the tummies.
but then remembers and *vomits* at Charles' tummy ::) ;)
but anyway, yeah y'all are brave. I don't feel so bad about mine anymore (esp. after Charles'!) but anyway, still do not have the required time for stomach photography...I shouldn't even be taking the time to read and post...
lates!
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@Umber: If you found my Torso too much to bear then i strongly suggest you don't check out
MY FEET (http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/79/l_4041cb56526344e49e792a69db46ed7f.jpg)
I actually have very good dexterity with my feet as I often walk the house barefoot and pick things up, open draws, etc with my feet. As a result I'm also very good at balancing on one leg *shrug*
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wow! just..... wow!
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Not much of a feet person, but here are mine (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashiashi.jpg).
I do however also have a great picture of my hands that was taken yesterday.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/4614_1112793834293_1660333182_28860.jpg)
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I see no hands... only awesome.
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I see no hands... only awesome.
And the new PSP, too.
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That's actually what I was talking about. >.>;
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Not much of a feet person, but here are mine (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashiashi.jpg).
I do however also have a great picture of my hands that was taken yesterday.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/4614_1112793834293_1660333182_28860.jpg)
If your hands are in the picture... WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA!
:o :o :o
Wow! You must be some kind of ninja space magicain! :o
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@Ronin: No. She's just that good with her mouth... :o :o :o :P
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It's true, I am that good with my mouth.
but that picture was taken by a friend. :P
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*rubs eyes frantically after viewing Charles' feet*
yeah, I know, I'm a glutton for punishment.
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wtf? no more feet?
I was totally kidding about being grossed out by them btw (well not so into looking at guys' feet but whatevs)...oh well...seen akasha's before - they are the best ones...I just like Asian girls I think, everything about them :P. (and half-asian counts) well akasha you get bonus points for having an attractive mind, but I would think you were good-looking no matter what just for being half-asian :P
I should use my newly installed webcam to photograph my stomach. But that would mean that I would not be boxing up my son's bicycle, which is what I totally should be doing.
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@Smiles: So no tummy photo? :(
maybe if i get a new camera. :P ;D
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art will not be denied!
Bring out the camera, Umber :D
Edit: Also, I'm wearing nothing but boxers again. :D
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I might get a digital camera this summer. And don't worry, I wont bore you with my mear feet. It'll be all cock shots all the time! :P
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Well then... Ronin's links just became toxic O.o
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ok really have to get up to speed with this one and start posting some pics.....and wearing a sweaty Chicken Wings T-shirt and jogging trousers........just cycled home from work
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On saturday I got hit on by a cute girl at the bar in a club. A rare experience for me, as I usually am the one kind of making a fool of myself.
Then we danced, made out and she got sick from drinking too much! God damn it. Took care of her and don't have her email or number now T-T
Sad Akasha is sad. You should cheer me up by posting more delicious pictures :D
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I would but my battries are dead for my camera fooking useless things.
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Your sadness is sad, but your suggestion is lacking direction.
Also, Lucky you.
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@Akashayi: Grats on the hitting. Sorry to hear she hit the gutter for some chunder action. Wasted chance and from a girl who hit on you too! :(
Don't worry, If I was an unmarried woman (projecting mental image), I'd hit on you.
Not sure what I can do for photos to cheer you up though. I'll see if I can come up with something.
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On saturday I got hit on by a cute girl at the bar in a club. A rare experience for me, as I usually am the one kind of making a fool of myself.
Then we danced, made out and she got sick from drinking too much! God damn it. Took care of her and don't have her email or number now T-T
Sad Akasha is sad. You should cheer me up by posting more delicious pictures :D
That's a cool story. I'm jealous.
I wish I hit on you at a bar in a club.
(Or was a cute girl for that matter :-[.)
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We need pics of freaky things you can do with your body :p
Like standing on your head.. or twisting your arm 360 degrees :o
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Well that counts me out then, I can do nothing "freaky" with my body.
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Aaaww.. just bend till it breaks :p
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Heh. I can do freaky things to your bodies. :P
My elbow bends back a little further than what's normal, but that's about it .....
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Screwed up thumb.... (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/screwed.jpg)
They are both able to bend like this :p
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Woah o.O
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It get's worse.... Wanne see the 360 i was talking about?
8)
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yes!
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Just made this one... So that's what i'm wearing tonight, enjoy the gore of my body!
It's pretty hard to make a picture of this all by myself but i succeeded pretty well i think.
360 made by arm... (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/360.jpg)
It also shows i love them rings....
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Wow. You are one flexible woman. Cute torso, too. :)
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That's some nice bling you got there, Selan.
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I can bend a lot of things the way they shouldn't, it's fun to entertain people when they are bored, the downside is that i have trouble with sports and other body activities because i get a lot of strain on my tendons (sp?).
And yeah i love meh bling!
I'm up for challenges and sugestions for bending and twisting bodyparts 8)
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What you need is a webcam and a game of twister.
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I'd dislocate my hip if i play twister.
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I used to be very very flexible, but no longer unfortunately.
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Strip Twister is THE best adult game. Forget the poker, forget the truth&dare, forget the blasted complext games from the adult stores. They all pale in comparison to Strip Twister.
There are two ways of playing it.
1. Every time someone falls over they must remove an item of clothing and start again. The others must remain in their present positions. Game continues like this with a person removing an item of clothing and starting over every time they fall over until they have no more clothes to remove or no more clothes they are willing to remove.
2. THESE RULES (http://www.mathematik.uni-bielefeld.de/~sillke/Twister/rules/Strip-twister.html) which involve removing an item every time you have to touch a red dot (you're allowed to take one body part off at a time to remove it).
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I would play it way 1 because, I don't fall down during Twister (http://www.codeterminate.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
Although I haven't played in years.
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Oh yeah? You're on.
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Ninja or no, I'd kick your ass in Twister, just name a time and place.
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At the theoretical future flipside meetup, the one that involves the kiddy pool filled with jello!
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Huh? Did you say Twister in a kiddy pool filled with jello? I quite think you did.
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Er, sure :)
Delicious fruity strip twister.
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Twister? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6nSQyl0hY)
Deatzh = future storm chaser??
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Tornadoes can really strip things, too. Like, roofs and trees. ;P
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wearing a gray t-shirt and peach shorts. no bra.
chasing storms could be fun.
hrmmmm playing twister in a jello filled kiddie pool? would you be able to see the colors of the circles?
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you could have circles of different colored jello....that would inevitably get mixed up into some strange half naked flipsider fruit salad.
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That would actually be possible to do, since we could actually cool tons of small circles, where as a kiddie pool would be too big unless you have a meat locker.
It would also make slipping extremely easy.
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Buahahahaha.
The challenge is on~!
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Well, not quite yet. We still need to actually meet >.>; Which I somehow think a relatively large scale meeting, is gonna be near impossible to pull off.
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Well, maybe someday... ./shakes fist
...And now, back to your regularly scheduled sexy pics
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/upright.jpg)
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Wait... how is ... that's sexy? So very very confused @.@
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My sausage doesn't stand upright.
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Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.
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My sausage has a curve and leans slightly to the right.
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Well speaking from a engineering point of view you could have lights shining up from underneath the kiddies pool and have clear jello so the circles can be seen, and about to be naked in the shower.
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Clear jello? That's ludicrous! You couldn't tell the flavor or anything!
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Ah see mystery jello adds to the fun of it before you jump in ;D
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No No NO! BAD
If I put left foot in red jello, it better damn well be cherry. Same for the other flavor/color matches.
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hmmm jello...... We hardly have that stuff here.. it's unpopular as a desert. :'(
Twister in a kiddies pool filled with jello sounds like fun to watch. Especially when we have to very fanatic contestants.
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Fantastic how? Fantastic good? or fantastic looking.
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Especially when we have to very fanatic contestants.
But fantastic.. yeah sure why not, and then i pick both options you gave me.
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Oh... heh whoopsie. Egg on my face :P
Need to stop skimming posts when I'm sleepy.
Although I would definitely fall under the fanatic portion. I Love To Win. Especially Twister for some weird unknown reason, as I hate being touched/touching people.
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Even if it's our sexy Akasha?
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I can only assume so.
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I can think of Plenty of motivation to be competitive and try my hardest to win at Strip Twister if Akasha is one of the challengers :-[ ;D
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Strip Twister would just give me more drive no to fall down, and win.
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Since i can't play, can i be the umpire?
Then we'll hold a kiddypool jello strip twister tournament!
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That's the plan. Although we're gonna need a metric fuckton or two of Jello to pull it off.
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OK. I guess we could do an online one.
1. We each start with 5 items of clothing.
2. Selan makes a post in the appropriate thread, once per day.
3. Everyone must respond to the post in the thread within 1 hour or loose an item of clothing.
4. As we loose an item of clothing, we have to take a picture of it and post it.
5. When you loose all 5 items of clothing, you are out.
6. Winner is the final one left with any clothing.
Hows that for some quick made rules?
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Hehehe, sounds ok to me!
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That's totally not twister (captain obvious is obvious), and very perplexing because of all the timezones... And weird sleep schedules <,<;
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Selan can post any time she likes as long as it's more than 24hours after her last post (Maybe she can shout "TWISTER" in the post to mark it as the one to reply to). Its up to us to post within an hour of her post.
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I'll make a thread for this!
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I think Pozf's point is that Selans online times line up better for some than others which means certain people are automatically going to loose.
But if the result is akasha naked then I'll be too busy drooling to argue...
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NightWraith has a very very Very valid point there... ( >.>; ) that is, if she participates.
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Well.. i have insane shifts so my online time varies a lot!
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I really am naked right now as I'm posting from the middle of a bath. (Long day)
So, maybe I don't know how to relax o.o
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That would actually be possible to do, since we could actually cool tons of small circles, where as a kiddie pool would be too big unless you have a meat locker.
any large sealed temperature controlled room would do!
maybe? using a laptop in the tub?:O
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Surfing the net from the tub sounds pretty relaxing to me... Unless you're worried about electricution (although I doubt the Voltage after the regulator would be a cause for much concern.
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Unless the power cord gets in there. Unless of course it's my power cord which just crapped the fuck out for no fucking reason.
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No, my phone is just that awesome. ./mounts debian linux on your ass
But yeah, it is kinda relaxing. Mmm, onsen bath salts.
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*umounts Debian Linux from Posf's arse.*
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wait what? *and that's a Z thank you very much >.>*
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mount /dev/sex1 /charles/ass
Edit; and since when do you have root power? I smite thee!
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<3 debian linux. yay for cell phones in the tub! hrmm i should take a bath this week.I usually just take a quick shower.XD
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touch /akashayi/naughty
touch: cannot touch `/akashayi/naughty: Permission denied
fsck /akashayi
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cute.
chmod +xxx /akashayi/naughty
An old favorite of mine:
What commands do UNIX system administrators commonly use?
gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; make mrproper; sleep
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No idea what the hell is going on @_@
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Great, so not only does that turn me on, it also scared everyone out of the sex thread. Come back guys, linux doesn't bite nearly as much as I do. ;P
so, still up to the old picture challenge?
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Old picture challenge? what was that again (though any pics will have to wait till my brother goes to sleep.)
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Hrmm.. linux turns you on?
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well, if -just- linux turned me on, I'd be horny every moment of every day.
...(wait.)
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ok im spaced out due to hayfever and coming off a night shift......what the hell is with all the line code?
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Apparently Akasha's getting herself excited...
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Akasha is getting her rocks off... so to speak ... >.>;
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AHHH las ttime I got my rocks off was slipping down a boulder feiled while hiking. :(
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... o.O
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What?? Were we incorrect in our assumptions?
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did not come out right, :( sounded good in my head so disregared
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Only if we cant have fun with it....
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not like you guys need to know every time I masturbate. >.>
I am heading for bed though, all dry and sleepy and such.
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You know whats sexy? the number 2000! And the fifth star that accompanies it!
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Congrats Chief, will raise a dram to you tonight for getting to 2000 posts
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Congrats, Eternal Lover. God of Persistence. That is Sexy
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Especially if you look at it that way ;D
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I don't. I'm married *shrug*
But I do take commands from Mistress Akashayi, like any good BASH.
#>sleep with me
bad character
#>make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
What was that about a challenge?
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not like you guys need to know every time I masturbate. >.>
I am heading for bed though, all dry and sleepy and such.
Filthy, filthy lies.
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I believe it was the challenge that you would photograph anything that she was gonna?
Then again I have no idea what she meant, I'm just guessing.
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@Pozf:...Well, considering she was in the bath and sounding frisky, I'm probably glad I didn't reply in time *lol* But what the heck, yeah, It's still on. I guess I need to take a photo of my hands, remembering that one of you holding a PSP.
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an orange tshirt and a pair of pink panties is what i'm wearing. atm.
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That's a cruel tease of an avatar Deatzh.
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I am wearing jeans(as always) and a black shirt, unbuttoned. That is all.
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My Grey Avro T-shirt and Green Cargo trousers just the usual really
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I am wearing nothing but the bed sheets (and maybe my wife's leg which is wrapped around my own left leg as she slumbers next to me, if you count that).
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I'm about to take off all my clothes and replace them with the much more comfy silky pj option. :D
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ooooh, silk. Nice. I'm much more into bath robes (dressing gown) myself. Maybe I secretly picture myself as a Hugh Hefner or something. Then again, maybe I'm a flasher in denial and I'm one day hoping to fenture out and reveal to the world, that which is Chuck... Then run before they can identify me to police.
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To be honest, I like sleeping naked the best. Or in just boxers/underwear. But only when I have a nice warm person in bed with me.
./enjoying her pjs
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It depends on what sheets I'm sleeping on.
I know here at home with my bamboo sheets it's damn comfortable sleeping naked, wish I could do it more. Any other kind of sheets seem to rough.
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To be honest, I like sleeping naked the best. Or in just boxers/underwear. But only when I have a nice warm person in bed with me.
./enjoying her pjs
I think charles will agree with me when I say that where we come from, there are times when it's pretty much a necessity.
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I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!
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Whooooo paranoid much?
;)
I sleep nekkid, or in boxers. Depends on how cold it is.
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*meh* My wife thinks like you Razzly *lol*
I usually sleep and walk around the house naked, but it's middle of Winter here in Australia so the robe is conforting.
Probably the only fear I have is that friends will show up unexpected to find I've fallen asleep naked on the couch. Then they'll never sit on it again and shudder at recollections of the other times they've sat in it.
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I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!
Heh heh, I used to sleep naked.
But one time my dog came in and took away my covers, and I woke up all exposed.
For the first few seconds I thought: "Was I raped?"
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Heh, I apparently missed a WHOLE lot of stuff while I was AFC during vacation... But anyways, I can only agree that those brave enough to post pics of themselves in here either looks great or amazing! And if her server is coming online again soon I'll be sending Akasha an e-mail with pics I've taken of myself to show you all :)
(And from now on I do accept motif requests, and no need to be shy ;) )
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Huzzah, new cargo pants came in the mail today, so I'll go from wearing my normal black cargo pants to wearing some much more awesome black cargo pants!
:P
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I'm wearing a utili-kilt at the moment, no shirt.
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Is it wrong that I find ATI's Ruby hot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w3CKs0Yokg&feature=player_embedded
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Sorry, what... I was distracted by the dancers.
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Grrrr @ you-tube region settings...
A dark grey open shirt, beige pants, white boxers, grey socks, and a multi-coloured bathrobe
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Last day wearing my green cargo trousers they need to be washed, be onto the black jeans tommorrow
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Still in mah kilt, laddie, but since people have come round, I've put on a shirt.
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What tartan churba?
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Blue gene/L super computer. (/p /c or /q is ok too.)
God, it's one of my long standing fantasies to have sex in the room holding em. Or sun's mobile data center. O.o
I have no Idea why, but I have my own fantasy to do the same in my work's computer room. Right up against the 600kg IBM DS8100 SAN disk system. I'm sure part of it is the fear of getting caught or something like that. Another part is no doubt the fact I would remember that session every time I went in the room from that point on. But a small part is also the idea of sex in a VERY cold place *lol*.
Mmm, that's totally hot.
I've also wanted to do cat5 bondage with a server rack. ./drool
Ooooh, DS8100 would be good for that because it's not as tall as a T42 rack but it's still just over human height and it's about 40% wider, so you can get a bit more of an 'X' spread. The alternative might be a T42 rack with servers and network gear filling up the first 14U then a heap of network plugs taking up U36-42 so you've got a sitting spot INSIDE the rack and the cables coming down from above (a server rack is about the depth of a torso, so you could lie right down in the thing). Alternative might be filling up the first 18U so the person tied up can be bent over at hip height through the rack. I'd also recommend having a console at the top of the pile you sit or lie on. They fold up flat and there's just something awsome about the thought of a monitor glowing beneath the subject, plus the uneven surface of both monitor and keyboard as opposed to the smooth top of a server.
Fibre cables are also great. They're thinner and smoother than the cat5 so would be good for different things. Power cables between the PDU and the 32A plugs are a little thinner than the wrist, so they'd be good for tying the body or supporting it completely as a lift or swing.
DS8100 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T42
(http://www.serverol.com/upimages/tech/image008_2006_5_24_12_14_18.jpg)(http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/23000103/Images/24/IMG_3466a.jpg)
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What tartan churba?
None, just a Straight black Utilikilt.
http://www.utilikilts.com/ (http://www.utilikilts.com/)
And before anyone asks - Boots, Socks, and two layers of Lipstick.
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I've always wondered about my sexuality.
I mean, I know I like boys. They're more fun to be around than girls (generally speaking, of course). And I've had heterosexual sex with a loving (ex)boyfriend, and I did enjoy it.
So is it possible to be straight, while still appreciating the female form, and fantasizing about activities with other women every once in a while?
I don't think it's worth the grief of coming out if I'm only "tentatively" bi. XD
Thoughts?
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As far as my 2c Eversist, don't bother trying to label your preferenses, just enjoy them! Saves a lot of grief and angst in the long run :)
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I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!
Razzly, Your An Athiest! ::)
You don't believe that you'll have any awarness after you die!
You won't be around to care!
Talk about your irrational fears! ::)
Plus, extranious cloaths in bed make it harder to masturbate.
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I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!
Razzly, Your An Athiest! ::)
You don't believe that you'll have any awarness after you die!
You won't be around to care!
Talk about your irrational fears! ::)
Plus, extranious cloaths in bed make it harder to masturbate.
I won't be around to care, no, but the thought is still embarassing, and if I can prevent it, I -won't- be found naked.
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If you say so. ::)
I have a joke for you all!
Q: How many Californians dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs! :P
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ROTFLMAO!
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I've always wondered about my sexuality.
I mean, I know I like boys. They're more fun to be around than girls (generally speaking, of course). And I've had heterosexual sex with a loving (ex)boyfriend, and I did enjoy it.
So is it possible to be straight, while still appreciating the female form, and fantasizing about activities with other women every once in a while?
I don't think it's worth the grief of coming out if I'm only "tentatively" bi. XD
Thoughts?
It's quite normal for women to fantasize about other women, i mean... what's not to love about it?
It doesn't make you gay tho, it's just something you will figure out through experience i guess.
Maybe you don't care about gender but like people for who they are, that could make you a bi sexual.
Anyway.. just my two cents.
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Oh, and Ronin, in regards to what you said in the Chapter discussion about sexual experimentation, I know it's true for me anyway. I've never said anything about it to anyone else though, but I did experiment a bit with the boy next door and one classmate when the three of us were in grade school. Identity wise, I have decided there's no reason to classify myself at all, instead I go with my feelings without stopping to considder a label.
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I would say don't bother "coming out" unless it becomes a problem in your personal life: ie: causes you savere emotional distress. If you feel angsty becuase you are "lying to everone", the best thing
to do might be to tell someone you trust.
In day to day activities, I only mention my bisexuality to pepole I find singularly trustworthy or special or open
minded (or some combonation of the three.)
If you find yourself in love with another woman and decide to introduce her to your parents, it might be time to come out of the closet. If you fool around with another chick while drinking heavily, or to impress your boyfriend or something, no one expects you to "come out". In US culture, just about everyone does that kind of stuff, but no one talks about it ( ::) ). I am personly of the opinion that whom you fuck is ultimently only the business of whom you are fucking.
The focus should always be one your own mental health. If you are comfortable with it remaining personal, keep it so. If you feel like your "living a lie" unless you tell someone you should tell someone.
And finallly, If you don't think it's a big deal, don't let it be. You can mention it if you feel you should, and let others come up with thier own assuptions.
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Though my emotional preferences is most definitely female, always has been. Just like I've always had equally intense emotions for two women at any time.
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Though my emotional preferences is most definitely female, always has been. Just like I've always had equally intense emotions for two women at any time.
Don't worry we still love you, Emp_Dragon. :P
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I've always wondered about my sexuality.
I mean, I know I like boys. They're more fun to be around than girls (generally speaking, of course). And I've had heterosexual sex with a loving (ex)boyfriend, and I did enjoy it.
So is it possible to be straight, while still appreciating the female form, and fantasizing about activities with other women every once in a while?
I don't think it's worth the grief of coming out if I'm only "tentatively" bi. XD
Thoughts?
In my opinion, human sexuality is much more fluid than the modern concept of "sexual identity/orientation/preference" would have us believe.
I don't think you should come out as bi if you don't believe having sex with men AND women is a big part of your identity.
So, yeah it's possible to be "mostly straight" while still thinking of women. There's a reason the Kinsey scale has 6 numbers.
Plus, extranious cloaths in bed make it harder to masturbate.
Some people like a challenge.
If you say so. ::)
I have a joke for you all!
Q: How many Californians dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs! :P
Ooh! I have a joke too. It doesn’t have anything to do with sex though.
Q: What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?
A: CHRISTOPHER REEVES!!
Zahahaha!
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Good, because don't think for a second that you'll ever get away from me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Your bad! If there is a hell your going to it, CDSM.
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Hey Eversist, Welcome :)
I don't think sexuality is a stable state - it's fluid and evolving. It's perfectly possible to only have sex with men and still fantasize about women every so often. Or appreciate the female form. I was actually exactly where you were at when I was younger. Granted, 90% of my friends are still dudes, but I had only ever had sex with guys. I still appreciated the female form and looked at porn, but I had considered myself straight.
And honestly, the majority of my sexual experiences have still been with guys. This probably has something to do with the fact that I get a long better with them and have some awesome gender dysphoria thing going on.
Why worry about it? As far as your family and whatever is concerned, I don't think it's any of their business unless you were about ready to settle down with a girl.
(aaaah, wrote this in the morning and didn't post since I've been sick today so I missed a lot. oh well.)
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Your bad! If there is a hell your going to it, CDSM.
Why go to hell when I can bring it here? :P
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I like your new icon, CDSM
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I agree Ruroni Kenshin used to be my favorite anime.
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Why thanks, Akayashi.
I agree Ruroni Kenshin used to be my favorite anime.
Mine too. It was the first anime I truly obsessed over and watched religiously (apart from DBZ, but I didn't like that as much as RK).
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I liked the first episodes, then it got a little muddled and I stopped watching.
The OVAs where awsome, if overcome slighly by wanst.
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Get well soon Akasha
Personally I think Sexual preferences are fairly fluid, just like food preferences. You can go a year or a week loving one food to suddenly become sick of it the next day. Sometimes you'll want it more and otherdays you'll be avoiding it. And (for those straight) you can go your whole life without liking some foods.
Its the same with the amount. Some times you'll go for a week or two of sex and/or masturbation twice a day or more and then you'll go for a week or two of little or nothing.
I will mention though that scientists have discovered that genetics has a part to play in a person's sexual preferences (They bred lesbian worms who attempted to mate with each other and generally avoided the males) which is good for telling those blasted shrinks that its not a mental condition they can cure. Of course it does sort of imply that your strongly controlled and pre-destined by your genetics to be the way you are, which could be insulting for those who believe in choice.
My personal sexuality is pretty much straight. "Pretty much" in the sense that while I'm not really turned on or curious at the thought of intimacy with another man, I'm not turned off or sickened by it either.
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I personally am 100% straight, and have never had any interest whatsoever in men. I have a considerable amount of inertia behind it as well, so it's both innate feelings and personal choice for me.
Anyone who says it's black and white is wrong, and probably has one insecurity or another. There is no "no one is bi" or "everyone is bi", the latter of which annoys me to no end when people bring it up.
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I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board. At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
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Nah, I know myself and at least one or two others are, as of last time it was brought up that is, still virgins.
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Ooh, alright. You all just seemed so much more experienced in these sort of things than me. Though you probably are more knowledgable. XD
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I've been married 5 years, so considering my honeymoon is a distant and fuzzy memory, you can probably almost count me as a virgin again :P ::)
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ooooh, touché, charles.
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Wow, thanks for all of the feedback everyone. I really appreciate it, and enjoyed reading the resulting conversation.
Yeah, I think I'll just keep that tab of my "sex life" under wraps unless it actually comes up later on in life. I've never actually fooled around with a girl or anything remotely close, so I can't really say I've experienced the feelings that would go with that.
I just know growing up I was mildly homophobic, and looking back, it makes a fair bit of sense.
Oh, and my parents would flip a moderately-sized shit if I were to even bring any of this up with them. They wouldn't on the outside, but they would on the inside. XD
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I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board. At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
If it's any consolation, Over at Ghastly's Ghastly comic forum, our sole virgin went away for six months, and came back after having a foursome with his girlfriend, his best friend, and his Best Friend's girlfriend, After a game of D&D.
Our massive congratulations were only tempered by our confusion as to why he wasn't playing burning wheel.
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cant rember the last time i had sex.........so does that make me a virgin? :'( :'(
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I'm a virgin. ;D
only wearing blue jeans atm.
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ooooh, touché, charles.
I'm just praying my wife never reads these forums *lol*
@Churba: Epic!
@Eversist: You'd be surprised how quick the people of this forum will jump on any excuse to talk about sex and give their opinions on the subject *lol* I guess it is the forum for a comic which covers a LOT of sexual issues.
@Oddball/Sister Aluicious: Exchange numbers :o :P
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cant rember the last time i had sex.........so does that make me a virgin? :'( :'(
Same really.. but I know it's at least almost six months as that's how long my girlfriend has been away. But she's back home tonight at last...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *runs through the forums naked making sounds of joy and pleasure*
Not that I've missed her at all *ahem*
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oh the horror, the horror of seeing Nightwraith streaking will some one please think of the children :o :o
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Wheeeeeeeee~!
./strips and runs around the forums naked too
(actually am naked, haven't bothered to get dressed after taking a shower >.> )
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still in my sweaty clothes after cycling home from work (Evil Money T-Shirt)....be nekkie soon though in the shower
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(still running around)eeeeeeeee
It's an hour and a half into friday, which means we have to get cracking on the sexy, guys.
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9464/efb32e0bb5c29667cddc43d.jpg)
./goes back to running around naked
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9 and a half hours into friday here and not feeling sexy just tired jsut now :-\ need caffine or sleep
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Woohoo a naked Akasha...
Come join us on our forum streak Odd.. you know you want to.
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nah ill just don on my camo gear and fade into the back ground then take pics of you two streaking and make a fortune of selling them on the internet ;D
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No sexy, just a preemptive strike.
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/063.png?t=1245400411)
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funny you put that up Pozf since I was how can i put this "attacking" fellow staff members with various objects. I.E running them over with wheelchairs etc.
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XD
That comic still cracks me up. And tactics is still awesome >.>
...
....that was close, you almost fully distracted me from the sexy. Come on pozf, if you're not going to strip naked and join the fun, at least bring jello?
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ok thats another web comic to add to the evergrowing list to watch
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No. I can't bring anything but the red mountain dew gamer fuel. Taste like liquid candy. Couldn't find any of the blue stuff which is unfortunate.
and the web comic is called Three Panel Soul.
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Yeah, it's done by the machall guys
God, Sudden huge craving for tea...and pocky,,,
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/943/2008rev3.jpg)
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At first glance it looked like they were running....
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practicly nekkie...........apart from my dressing gown is the streaking still going on in here?
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practicly nekkie...........apart from my dressing gown is the streaking still going on in here?
Hell yes!
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Weeeeeeee(eeeeeeeeeeee)
Come join the fun Odd...
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evidence of streaking in great detail:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/324-1.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/412.gif)
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Heading out for take-away soon. Mrs. doesn't like the idea of us going through the drive-thru with me naked... Dunno why.
But I'll log on in true streaker form later... well... maybe a dressing gown 'cos it's bloody cold in Aussie land right now, but would it help if I brought the sword like that recent image I posted in the picture thread?
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Better be careful with it.. wouldn't want anything getting chopped off by accident.
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hah!
Just take pictures!
Be a good boy and remember to post pics, Charles.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/021.gif)
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Streaking, whips and (hopefully) Jello.. this just gets better and better...
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lol
12 hours into friday for me, and sitting here in only a bathrobe that's open :P
Akasha, are you goung to give me your email over PM so you can host a few pics of me?
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>.>
<.<
Maybe
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As long as you have space :) Photobucket doesn't work for me anymore for some reason, and I don't trust image-shack, they delete pics after a set amount of time...
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I think her site is still down, so she can't host anything right now *lol*
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I can wait :)
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Yes but can we?
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By the looks of it we might just have to :-\
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Just think of all that suspense though!
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./licks lips
mmm, the thought of you guys in tortured suspense is delicious.
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well good things come to those who wait....or thats what my last Mistress told me.
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But you might be in for a treat later, or some of you anyway :P
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hmmm that reminds me better put up some hand pics and catch up with some of you
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But you might be in for a treat later, or some of you anyway :P
mmm, the thought of you guys tortured in suspension is delicious.
Hope those two are related...
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Unfortunately no, I'm not a sub, and I've never met Akasha... yet, but I can very well imagine the fun of aiding her in 'torturing' others ;D
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if the treat is not a cheese and jam sarnie im not intrested lol
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Keep your sandwiches in a sandwich thread, this is the sex thread ;P
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1219616824782.jpg)
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Yes Boss
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Well, my pics are on the way to Akasha now, but the rest of you will have to wait... MUAHAHAHA!
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Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.
You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD
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my teleporter is broke waiting for the parts to come in from Jupiter 8 :(
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*desperately trying to solve the problems of the matter to energy modulator*
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Easy.....just grab the biggest hammer in your tool box and hit it couple of times it worked for me.
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right... thank's a lot! now I broke it.... grrr...
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Oh sorry jsut remembered...............thats how I fixed the bonnet on my car since it would not close. use the fish slice from the kitchen to sort out the energy modulation.
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Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.
You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD
You say that without knowlege of Charles and I's mighty Australian powers.
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I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board. At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
No, I am as well. And likely will remain so forever.
I cannot lose my virginity until I hunt and slay a unicorn (since only virgins may catch them).
Losing it before I accomplish this would ruin my chance at 100% completion by killing one of everything and using the unicorn's horn to forge the mighty Spear of Healing.
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or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
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I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board. At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
If it's any consolation, Over at Ghastly's Ghastly comic forum, our sole virgin went away for six months, and came back after having a foursome with his girlfriend, his best friend, and his Best Friend's girlfriend, After a game of D&D.
Our massive congratulations were only tempered by our confusion as to why he wasn't playing burning wheel.
Oh wow. That must have been one good round of D&D!
@CDSM Oooh, that is a good point. Just make sure Tim Curry doesn't chase after you, I hear that happens when you mess around with unicorns.
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or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
Note- to find a unicorn, not lose your virginity.
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For loosing anything, come to me and ask and I'll rob you blind ;D
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or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
Note- to find a unicorn, not lose your virginity.
The real trick is losing your virginity to the unicorn.
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Wouldn't that be kind of painful regardless of which 'horn' it uses?
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Who said the unicorn was pitching?
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:'(
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:'(
AAAAAAAND we have a winner, Churba breaking oddball's brain with the mental image of someone rogering a unicorn.
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wait there' a pic of a unicorn... where?
sorry distracted. lolz
i was so soaked when I got home from work I had to take my pants off. so now I'm wearing a bears T-shirt and my blue undies. it's kinda humid so I might not be wearing the t-shirt very long.
ah so this is where the twister thing started. lolz :-*
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all I heard was soaked... undies...
:-[
Sorry.
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lolz ;D ::)
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:'(
AAAAAAAND we have a winner, Churba breaking oddball's brain with the mental image of someone rogering a unicorn.
That sounds like a german pron film i once saw when i was in my teens.
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Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.
You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD
You say that without knowlege of Charles and I's mighty Australian powers.
Alright you flamin' bastard, lets get crackin' before you become another flippin' Prisoner Of Mother England ya bloody Cover. Git out 'o that blasted country and git over ta Akashayi fer sum hugs, or do I needs ta puts me boot up ya freckle ta git a bludger like you goin'?
Fair turn of the pineapple. Some of these jokers just dunno how ta git their arse inta gear.
Now as you buggers know full well in all the great South Land, there hasn't been an Aussie yet who hasn't given me best.
Fer at floggin' utes 'n spittin' slang and tyin' me kangaroo down, the only bloke who's better 'n me is a bloody crimson liar!
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I hope you dont include us Scots in that rant charles 8)
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well... Last I checked, you were pretty much Prisoners Of Mother England *lol*
Nah. My grandparents are scotts. Decendents of the McBirnies and the Stewarts.
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well... Last I checked, you were pretty much Prisoners Of Mother England *lol*
*Muttering* 1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual....
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Just to catch up posting body parts my left hand.
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wearing white mickey mouse tank top no bra and blue jean caprice cut pants.
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I'm wearing a speedo and a Aloha shirt.
Or at least I would be if I owned a speedo and Aloha shirt.
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/08012008/3/2/4/8/32486e714c7a80_full.png)
SUUUPAAAAA!!!!
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In bed wearing nothing but a lime green robe :'( :-X
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Wearing my jeans... wich are dying because i overwear them....
But they are so good.. and tight.. and... hmmmmmmmm :-*
Oh... And a hoody
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yes. yesssss. describe what is going on in your lovely pants more!
I'll just be over here with the creepy look on my face! :o
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There's a hole in my jeans..... Near my crotch area.....Dunno how that got there tho.
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back to wearing my black jeans.need to buy more cargo/combats from my local army surplass :(
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Friction.
One of the reasons I stopped wearing TRIPP pants was that they fell apart. I would buy them at the store, put them on later, and suddenly the shit is falling off of them. It later came to a point where I was tearing all of the dangly junk off so I'd have more regular black pants, but then they'd find some other way to tear themselves apart. Like the crotch area, which decided one day to just rip.
TRIPP pants? More like JERK pants. >:C
Extra 10 points for not going with the easy RIPP pants joke.
Just my battered bluejeans and my Feelin' Horny shirt today.
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Training pants and a 'liberated' swedish army t-shirt :P
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I'm wearing the most boring outfit ever. Jeans... And a t-shirt. I'm so unique when I'm on vacation.
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There's a hole in my jeans..... Near my crotch area.....Dunno how that got there tho.
Yayhoo! Easy access! :P
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I'm wearing the most boring outfit ever. Jeans... And a t-shirt. I'm so unique when I'm on vacation.
More like the best outfit ever. That's all I ever wear... maybe with a Long sleeve shirt or hoodie with it.
Edit: just making this more readable
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dont feel comfortable in jeans prefer cargo's/combats.
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./loves her cargo pants
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You guys are crazy, jeans all the way. Keeps warm in the winter!
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Nah! in my experience jeans are the worst thing to keep you warm and dry in winter, they take too long to dry out and go all cold and clamy.
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No jeans aren't good when it snows heavily, but we don't get a lot of big snows around here. Mostly flurries that don't even stick to the ground
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Jeans are extremely uncomfortable! They rub and scratch all the wrong places with their disgustingly rough fabric. Skirts and dresses all the way!
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ok its 22.6 Degrees C outside so why am i wearing my black jeans again? ??? :o
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Jeans are extremely uncomfortable! They rub and scratch all the wrong places with their disgustingly rough fabric. Skirts and dresses all the way!
That completely depends. Over the years I've had some damn comfortable jeans. The pair I was wearing today. seconded as sleep wear during the winter. But I also have a pair that has never been soft... ever, even after wearing them almost daily for a good month...
Don't give me that look they got washed plenty often...
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Stupid friction is ruining my jeans!!!!
Well... just my favourita pair... my other jeans never had that problem..
I'm wearing my grey sweatpants as seen in the 360 pic, and a black top.
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White sweatpants with green stripes, and a regular ol' navy blue tshirt...you guys make me feel so plain. :-\
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:'(
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Jeans are extremely uncomfortable! They rub and scratch all the wrong places with their disgustingly rough fabric. Skirts and dresses all the way!
Fine for you to say, lady.
Anyway, I'm wearing the kilt again, and a decepticons T-shirt.
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Men's jeans are more comfortable than women's jeans.
This seems to be how most pants go, however, since pants are built to be comfy for men and ZOMG ASS ENHANCING AND BY THAT WE MEAN SQUEEZING IT SO DAMN TIGHT YOU CAN'T BREATHE for women.
QFT
Even though I do own both men's and women's jeans, and they're both very oncomfortable... The female ones win the squeeze-and-annoy contest.
Churba: No one is stopping you from wearing a dress. ;)
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You mean, again. And anyway, Where would I get a dress over here, I'm broke as a joke, and I can hardly wear something that's just pulled from a bargain bin and doesn't suit me.
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@Churba: Just tell everyone you're wearing a jumper. I think Americans call dresses jumpers.
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What the hell is a jumper?
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Australian definition of Jumper:
(http://www.viperkit.co.uk/site/images/uploads/Viper-Jumper.jpg)
American definition of Jumper:
(http://z.about.com/d/teenfashion/1/0/p/4/-/-/Heart_Jumper_Dress.jpg)
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Oh. News to me, but I don't know much about clothes after 'pants' and 'shirts'. :P
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I'm wearing a orange Illini T-shirt with the chief on it and short blue jean shorts ^_^ :-*
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If you can guess what I'm wearing, I'll take it off.
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Cargo pants and a T-shirt I assume
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tough question, I know! guess I get to take them off now.
(was going to get ready for bed anyway ;P )
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gonna put on a show?
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back from work so wearing my sweaty Grey Avro T-shrit and track suit bottoms.
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I do have a webcam now. ./tease
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:'(
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meh i'd have to go search for where sis put my web cam. :-\ i'm to lazy right now.
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Mine is built in to my new laptop. It's so god damn sexy, the 9 series nvidia card makes all of compiz's super sweet effects run like ...like....like sex!
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got two i think? know one of them works but dont use it often. where the PC is a bit too dark to use.
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i got plenty of light. i just have no idea where it is currently :-\
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off for a shower and then will be wearing a pair of Tartan PJ bottoms and an old hiking T-shirt
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Mine is built in to my new laptop. It's so god damn sexy, the 9 series nvidia card makes all of compiz's super sweet effects run like ...like....like sex!
Specs? on everything not just the card.
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bad to the bone pirate t-shirt from the Bahamas and khaki capris.
who here has actually had sex in a vehicle? and if you haven't what vehicle do you think would be most/least comfy to do it in?
everyone at a party i went to said my mum's Cadillac would be a good sex car.
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I've had it a few times in a simple Ford Lancer about 6-7 years ago. It did the job.
Personally I don't think you can really go past the good old Shaggin Wagon for a sex mobile. Unless you're after style, in which case you'd want an open top Cadillac, park it at a deserted lookout point and go for gold!
(http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/100-greatest/03-large/23-cadillac-eldorado.jpg)
Shaggin Wagon
(http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/images/years/1974/holden_hq_sandman.jpg)
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.... that looks like a hearse.
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It was a popular vehicle in its time for surfers and musicians because it was a cross between a van and a car (and it was cheap).
But good thinking Pozf, a Hearse would be perfect for sex! Plenty of room to lie down without bumping your head and if it has a coffin then those things are usually padded and comfy for an even better time :'(. (note: it's not a hearse above, it is a different vehicle, shorter than a hearse.)
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Of course it's more than just the video card.
It's the asus X83Vm-X2 (http://reviews.cnet.com/laptops/asus-x83vm-x2-core/4507-3121_7-33514638.html?tag=mncol;psum). Ugly brown, but I only paid 400$ for it new. ;P
Intel Core 2 Duo P7450 ( 2.13 GHz ), 4 gigs of ram... I immediately installed ubuntu 9.04 before even booting into vista. yuck.
I've had a lot of sex in different cars with different people when I was younger. Swore it off, as cars are fucking uncomfortable, and it's a stupid kid move. Town cars are fucking spacious.
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I agree. Sex in a car is a novelty thing. Sort of like sex in an airplane bathroom. You do it once, maybe a few times, and then you realise it's just not that great. The bedroom is always the best place. Couch, pool, shower and spa are also great places but the car is either just a novelty thing or a place of convenience when you're really horny for some strange reason and just can't wait for home.
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Very nice especially the price. *btw the link is all fucked up, had to remove an http// and quotes to get to the site >.> )
Coffins are NOT comfortable, they have a very small layer of foam, on top of big springs. They're not designed to be comfortable,just to look nice.
Don't ask me how I know, for the life of me I don't know.
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Fixed o.O
but yeah. Beds are where it's at (sex, that is.)
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So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?
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I don't do the 'sex' thing, unfortunately.
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So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?
The floor, that turned out to be a bad idea...
At the moment I'm wearing another t-shirt and another pair of grey sweatpants.
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Worst car...a Series 3 Land Rover there is nothing in it just a metal floor and the bench seats dont move.
Best car.....Vauxhaul Cavalier, once you got the front seats reclined.
Best type of mattress: box standard one, would end up getting sea sick on a water bed.
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Sex in a car.... Hehehe
::)
Sex on the bathroomfloor
:(
Sex in front of your desk
:-\
Sex in bed
:-* :-* :-*
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Sex.... It can be good and it can be bad.. depends on your state of mind.
For the first time sex? I'd say for most it was bad...
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Anyone ever have sex in a tree?
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Not me...
Can't imagine how that would work.
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Not me...
Can't imagine how that would work.
Certain acrobatic expertise may be required.
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Just watch Animal Planet, they'll have something about monkeys eventually >.>
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you find a branch that can support both your weights, then straddle your partner. Woman on top or reverse cowgirl obviously. or you could just use the trunk as a brace and do it doggly stile if you're too lazy to climb it.
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you find a branch that can support both your weights, then straddle your partner. Woman on top or reverse cowgirl obviously. or you could just use the trunk as a brace and do it doggly stile if you're too lazy to climb it.
Or use a Treehouse.
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So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?
A relatively firm mattress. Obviously you don't want something as hard as a carpet floor but you don't want something REALLY soft or it's just too hard to maneuver around.
In a water bed, the woman sinks way down when she's on her back, which makes missionary position really hard. On all fours, your unstable and cowgirl can have a few of the same access problems as missionary. Again, it's some great fun when you're really frisky and it's good for the novelty of using the motion of the bed to do some of the work, but I wouldn't get one as a permanent bed 'cos it would just get annoying every time.
Not sure on the memory foam but providing it's not too soft it would probably work as well as any mattress. Only issue might be if its sunk in certain parts and you can't get a good, stable surface.
The other good thing about a bed is pillows. Pillows are bed sex's best friend 'cos you can use it to prop up hips for either partner, or the woman can use it for the front of her body if she's on all fours so she's not supporting her weight on her hands. They're great for other things that I won't go into detail about but I'd put them as the number 1 sex toy with any reasonable vibrator a close second.
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I'd say memory foam, that way if you ended up in a position you really liked, you can remember what it was by looking at the imprint on the bed.
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It was a popular vehicle in its time for surfers and musicians because it was a cross between a van and a car (and it was cheap).
But good thinking Pozf, a Hearse would be perfect for sex! Plenty of room to lie down without bumping your head and if it has a coffin then those things are usually padded and comfy for an even better time :'(. (note: it's not a hearse above, it is a different vehicle, shorter than a hearse.)
...O.o well i suppose if there were no dead body inside...
*shakes head of zombie sexing image in my brain*
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Hey the undead need lovin' too.
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I definitely agree with charles...
Firm Mattress = easy to roll around on and change positions
Others = hard to move around on
Anybody had experience on a trampoline?
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I have slept on a trampoline many times (just as a kid, for a sort of camp out thing). You'd have to put a blanket on it or it'd be too rough on knees and the rest of the naked body. They don't dip nearly as much as a water bed or anything, they're fairly easy to roll around in and lie on so yeah, I reckon that could work fairly well. Might be a pain in some instances since you'd always be rolling towards the middle, etc.
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actually that sounds kinda :-\... kinky(http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/winknudge.gif)
sex on a trampoline I mean.
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Have not had sex up a tree but had sex in a bush 8)
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Bush, beach, desert. Heck, Sex outside of civilisation is just not great when the dirt gets everywhere and you're itching all over. Another novelty.
Granted, it's great to try all these places. Hell I wouldn't tell anyone not to have fun and try for some spice and adventure in their sex lives. It's great to get out of the bedroom just for some variety, etc. But the ultimate place for sex will always be a nice, normal bed in my opinion.
What about positions? Whats the best one?
My personal favorite is cowgirl since it leaves me resting and my hands free to... explore. The missionary would have to be the best for a simplistic thing but holding your bodyweight up can be a pain for the guy. I'd say spooning or variations of it where both partners are lying down is probably one of the better since you're not supporting your bodyweight on any limbs, so you can keep it up for a couple of hours without getting aches. Although it does have the problem that at least the man will be left lying a little awkwardly on one of his arms.
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ok sex on a beach sounds like a completely asinine idea... I mean there is sand EVERYWHERE, and it gets EVERYWHERE. It leads me to believe there will be MUCH discomfort, afterward, for those who do it.
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aye sand does tend to get into the most discomfortable of places
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Well, you usually do it on a towel obviously. Otherwise standing or on all fours. The Ocean isn't too bad, sure you get bits of sand and stuff in places out there but you get that anyway just by swimming out there, plus the added bonus that the sea takes away all those messy bodily fluids for all the fishes to munch on or the other swimmers to paddle through. :-X
HAHA, again it's a novelty and variety thing which is a bit of fun at the time but not something you'd do with any regularity.
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I've had sex outside before.... while hiking in the grass or bushes. When I was younger, don't do stuff like that anymore.
Also, under a stairwell in a library back in college. O.o
How about sex in a bath? (Totally posting from the bath right now)
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Yep had sex in a bath......did not go "down" to well
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Standing/ on all fours makes more sense, but still towels have tons of sand on them>.> I've spent Tons on time at the beach where I never leave the towel/ blanket/chair and I still end up with sand Everywhere.
wouldn't that be kind of uh... messy. I mean the water must get all over the bathroom.
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I prefer a spa bath. I find the normal baths to just be too narrow and awkward, but the spa is a bloody great one (or a bath with similar room to move, etc.
If you're going for the shower then those shower/bath hybrids are great because of the extra space.
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In a shower sounds like it would be good just because you wouldn't have to shower afterward because of all of the lack of sweating.
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spa baths are much nicer, most like the one I'm in now are cramped even for one person relaxing. I would kill for a nice deep japanese cedar bath. ./couth
Made for some interesting vacation nights at nice hotels though.
Still, it didn't really work as well. The water messes with lubrication/friction in icky ways. Showers are better with that, but have the fear of slipping.
Man, guess I'm just getting old and want to stick to nice beds.
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Have not had sex up a tree but had sex in a bush 8)
... was it a... SHRUBBErY!?
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I know what you mean with the slipping. Happened to me once and I smashed the glass. Fortunately it was that stuff with wire meshing in it so I just got a few scratches in my back and didn't go right through but its a slightly scary memory caught in the back of my mind every time I get lucky in the shower again.
But yes, you point out the other problem with sex in water. Lubrication doesn't go so well, thus you can only go at it for a fairly short time before things get... rough and unpleasant.
Don't worry about getting old. Your out of it because you've tried most of it. If you hadn't tried most of it, you'd probably still be open to the idea but now you've "been there, done that" there's just little point in going back for another go when you've already got the experience in your belt and the bed is so much better.
But I am SOOOOOO renovating my bathroom to have a spa-bath when I get my own place.
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Man, guess I'm just getting old and want to stick to nice beds.
I somehow think that's just good sense.
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But I am SOOOOOO renovating my bathroom to have a spa-bath when I get my own place.
recently got our own place - best change we made WAS renovating our bathroom - took out the old boring tub/shower combo put in larger shower with clear glass doors and adjustable lighting above.
What is great about the shower is the water - wife looks amazing wet. Not the most practical (fortunately never slipped - what works best for us is her bent over hands on wall), but holding a soapy wet body close to you in the shower is definitely one of the best things in life :)
That being said, I agree with those who said it better - novelty is just that - fun but short lived - the best times have ALWAYS been in bed.
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How about sex...ON A BICYCLE?
For those of us that don't have cars.
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Hmmm intresting idea there
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How about sex...ON A BICYCLE?
For those of us that don't have cars.
On my motorcycle while it was parked a few times, but never while moving.
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So what is everyone's ideal sex location then?
Mine would be on a blanket spread over the engine covers (thus the rear chassi top armor, not the engines themselves) on an idling tank XD and yea that'd be a bit too hard a surface for some positions, even with the thick wool blanket.
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In the bed!
I don't like all the hassle that comes with finding spots and whatever...
It takes my mind off...
And i need to stay focused.
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So what is everyone's ideal sex location then?
Mine would be on a blanket spread over the engine covers (thus the rear chassi top armor, not the engines themselves) on an idling tank XD and yea that'd be a bit too hard a surface for some positions, even with the thick wool blanket.
Well, it depends on the person, really - For example, I've dated girls close to my height, and unless you're in one of those showers that's also a bath, impossible to have sex in comfortably. Shorter girl, no worries. Some girls, you restrict it to the bedroom, others it's perfectly fine to be out and about.
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A pirate ship.
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I'm wearing my blood sweat and tears 40th anniversary T_shirt, white undies and no pants.
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Lol, I just found out one of the sexy anime pictures I posted here got removed from photobucket due to terms of use violation.
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lolz that's specials.
course I'm naked right now cuz about to hit the shower.
^_^ ;D
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here is a shocker..wearing brown trousers and a green t-shirt
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Because EMP_Dragon PMed me to ask how to use pillows as the best sex toy.
I'll now share the knowledge with you all *lol*
The obvious use is to cushion the head and/or prop it up while one or both partners are lying down in some sexual position. A very common use of a pillow in sex is to place it under the woman's buttocks or hips before assuming the missionary position; this pivots the pelvis and increases depth of pentration. The woman can also lie face down and have some pillows under her stomach and hips to elevate them for a relaxed doggy style, or she may simply put them under her chest to hold her upper boddy weight while her legs elevate the rear and thus, leave her arms free to reach behind and around or under. Some couples also use a pillow for one partner to rub their genitals against while performing oral sex on the other, thus providing a measure of stimulation for either the woman or man. They're also great to cuddle, bite and scream or shout into during intense and noisy intercourse allowing a participant to "let go" to a greater extent without feeling self concious at the noise levels. Beyond that a partner can rub a soft pillow against their partners buttocks, back or other parts for further stimulation and play during intercourse, but light-hearted pillow fights are also great.
Sure there's other things we consider sex toys far more than a pillow, but pillows are simply taken for granted because they are always present on a bed and are not primarily designed for the purpose of enhancing sexual intercourse. However I'm certain that making love on a bed with no pillows every time would quickly lead to the realisation of their importance to any couple.
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I don't know about you people, but I would never put my head on something that has been used to rub someone's genitals.
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I don't know about you people, but I would never put my head on something that has been used to rub someone's genitals.
:-*
While reading this i was thinking the same!
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Just have a pillow specifically for that?
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Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*
Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above. Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.
As always, it depends on the couple.
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tie dye tshirt and chef pants
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Naked in bed. Heading to the shower with the Mrs.
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:-*
Have fun hun!
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Both of us all clean now. Wearing a robe.
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Both of us all clean now. Wearing a robe.
Is that between the two of your or...?
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black leather vest, beige pants, blue sneakers, OD t-shirt, black socks and white boxers, sitting at work at 6:06AM after a gas leak alarm at 4AM observing the plant's processes.
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Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*
Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above. Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.
The sheets stay clean ;)
But if i rub my pillow against genitals they are sure to get eeew on them + that's where my head ends up.
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Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*
Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above. Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.
As always, it depends on the couple.
...Yes?
I think it's common sense to change the sheets after every sexual encounter. Think of all the sweat and questionable fluids... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Not me.. i like my sheets dirty :-X
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Green T-shirt and black double linered tracksuit bottoms
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Sex is just messy... to avoid the "who has to sleep in the wet spot" conversation, we keep towels at the ready as preventative - there is no limit to handy they can be (almost as handy as charles' pillows). Sheets just don't get changed when you're done, it's late and you're tired.
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Sheets just don't get changed when you're done, it's late and you're tired.
Particularly tired after the effort just spent ;)
*meh* It's down to people's preferences I think. Some go to the extent of showers as well. My Mrs. is normally very fussy but after the effort and late at night, she nods off without a problem.
You can avoid major "wet patches" by moving around every so often, usually to change positions. If you stay in the same spot, you're sure to put plenty of sweat into a single spot on the sheets. Obviously up on all fours is the best position for avoiding fluids on the sheets. A condom can help the the obvious fluid while a simple hand towel to wipe up with is all the woman should need.
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what's my favorite sex location?
Inside a vagina. Defenently inside a vagina.
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wel this puts a new meaning on the japanese rock band called " The Pillows"
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With the risk of sounding like a 10-year old - sex is really gross.
But hey, I hear it's supposed to be great too, so who cares. ^^
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It's just so horribly messy....Like.... Seriously! WTF??
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Messy is yummy! ;D
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Not if you have a weak stomach.
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Oh... well, I guess not everyone has been de-sensitized to messyness in general by a job like mine...
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Stop making me feel sick!
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You think sex is messy and sick? What about the "glory" of Child birth? Not to mention the proud honor of changing nappies and cleaning tar like poop off a baby's lower half (thats right, I said lower half, not just bottoms. The stuff goes EVERYWHERE inside that nappy). Isn't having a child just so wonderful? *lol*
Making love is greatest when you can abandon yourself to the intimacy and passions of the moment. Unfortunately those who are most self concious of both themselves and the "mess" involved tend to be the ones with the most difficulty in doing just that.
I swear, we've become a blasted germophobic nation. Thank God I grew up in the Solomon Islands where the food bowls were made of bat dung *lol*
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I swear, we've become a blasted germophobic nation. Thank God I grew up in the Solomon Islands where the food bowls were made of bat dung *lol*
Charles, mate, you just MADE MY FREAKING DAY! ;D 8) ;D
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Making love is greatest when you can abandon yourself to the intimacy and passions of the moment. Unfortunately those who are most self concious of both themselves and the "mess" involved tend to be the ones with the most difficulty in doing just that.
It's the "not able stay focused" part that makes it difficult to always enjoy a sexual encounter, i don't care about the messy part much tho. But it would be nice if it wasn't that way 8)
And about kids.... EEEW!!! Stop screwing with my head by filling it with images of childbirth and such...
*shivers*
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With the risk of sounding like a 10-year old - sex is really gross.
But hey, I hear it's supposed to be great too, so who cares. ^^
Everything biological is gross. Think about eating! All that saliva....that chewings...bits of everything in your mouth....shoving alien substances through a hole in your head to prolong your life. Disgusting meatbags!
You think sex is messy and sick? What about the "glory" of Child birth? Not to mention the proud honor of changing nappies and cleaning tar like poop off a baby's lower half (thats right, I said lower half, not just bottoms. The stuff goes EVERYWHERE inside that nappy). Isn't having a child just so wonderful? *lol*\
Obviously childbirth is horrific and unnatural. Non-meatbags thus choose to "build" their children.
It's the "not able stay focused" part that makes it difficult to always enjoy a sexual encounter, i don't care about the messy part much tho. But it would be nice if it wasn't that way 8)
Lol, I have a friend who said everytime he had sex, they'd be on the couch or bed or whatever and in the middle of it he'd suddenly think, "Oh shit! I'm missing Yu Yu Hakusho!"
I kid you not.
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I tend to drift off and think about the croceries i still need to do, or get songs in my head that are totaly inapropriate...
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@CDSM: *lol* yeah, child birth and rearing children is a messy process, but it's still considered the mirracle of life and parents look past those "messy" parts and simply end up joking about them and accepting them. Even during pregnancy, no-one thinks too much about the fetus peeing inside the uterus. It's just this wonderful thing that kicks against the walls.
All these people brought up in this germophobic time where I see people carrying sanity wipes and hand sanitizer lotions 24/7, then using them after pushing a shopping trolly or before and after every flippin meal. It's no wonder the feel of our own, hot sweaty body let alone the feeling of another person's hot sweaty body against ours, often gives people the shivers. And thats lead to more difficulty in people being able to ignore those feelings and abandon themselves to the passion of making love, because TV, media and a bajillion doctors are all hammering into us from birth that we need to be self-concious of these things.
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Meh it's just psycological problems that some of us have.
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Childbirth is one of the most vile, disgusting and unrewarding things that I can think of. Torn vaginas, blood, excrement, stretched, gaping cervixes and vaginal openings, excruciating pain. MESS! MESSSSSS!!! GROSS!
I would never ever put myself through something like that just to rewarded with a pink, wrinkly thing that screams and poops for the first year of its life, after wich it starts behaving like one of those tiny demons in cartoons, and gets even louder than it was before.
I'll stick with my puppy.
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@Razzly: So I take it you don't plan to ever have children? *lol*
Hell, I don't care what you say. I'll bet you love holding babies and putting your hands on a pregnant tummy to feel a kick *lol*. I know I did with my nephew and my sister in-law is currently carrying my next who's due within the next few weeks.
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Actually i agree with Razzly here, and no i don't feel happy and fuzzy and warm inside when i hold a tiny baby... Not even my sisters baby gave me that feeling of love. Mind you i like my little cousins a lot and would go to hell and back for them. But to have a kid of my own? Nah...
And i never payed that much attention to my sisters pregnant belly and wen't all "aah and oooh" when the baby kicked.
On a side note.. i'm wearing jeans and a shirt..
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Naked in bed, next to my snoring naked Mrs.
...Damn she'll kill me if she ever reads this *lol*
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@Charles: Me? Children? Oh no, I'm afraid that beside my tokophobia and dislike for children, I would never have the patience for a 2-year old. I'd too easily become one of those mothers who accidentally kill their child in a fit of rage... And I don't want to give up my life for anyone else. I want to live for me and me only. [/selfish to the core]
Also, nice that you like the kicking and babies - but do remember that -you- don't have to push it through a tiny little hole and suffer 9 months of moodswings, nausea, stretch marks and other permanent changes on your body.
I'm sorry, I'm a bit neurotic about pregnancy. Sometimes I get so bad that I can't be in a room with a pregnant person without getting dizzy and nauseated.
EDIT: Oh, and I'm sure that from this text you can tell that I would never put my hands anywhere near a pregnant belly. Reminds me too much of Alien.
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For some reason I get the sensation that the two of you have fully covered this topic before, and have pretty much argued your points...
I get that feeling too. But I don't mind repeating. :]
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All these people brought up in this germophobic time where I see people carrying sanity wipes and hand sanitizer lotions 24/7, then using them after pushing a shopping trolly or before and after every flippin meal. It's no wonder the feel of our own, hot sweaty body let alone the feeling of another person's hot sweaty body against ours, often gives people the shivers. And thats lead to more difficulty in people being able to ignore those feelings and abandon themselves to the passion of making love, because TV, media and a bajillion doctors are all hammering into us from birth that we need to be self-concious of these things.
See I'm just germ concious, I wash my hands before and after I'm gonna do sometihng extremely dirty, all those hand sanitizers are good for certain things but it's bad to abuse them.
As to all this kid buisiness, I hate them terribly. They're annoying, stupid, they don't listen, they're gross, and I wouldn't be able to deal with the fuckers without giving them some kind of mental damage. When I move out I plan on getting myself a vasectomy shortly afterward.
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Heck, I want to live in a desert where it's too hot and dry for anything to live.
Except me, I mean.
Actually, I want to buried in a desert, so I become preserved and I'd have a piece of paper reading "I left all my millions in..." and maybe someone would find me and spend their entire life searching for a treasure that doesn't exist.
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dont like kids............since i cant eat a whole one in one sitting ;D
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But see, this is all right because you're MALE and if you're MALE you don't HAVE to want kids.
For whatever reason women are expected to want and/or love children, and if they don't, then ZOMG SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THEM.
That's because society demands you conform, to the norm of what people think is right. It's bullshit.
And Odd that's because you aren't cooking it correctly, it's mostly fat which you can easily cook off/trim.
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Its due to a strange reaction i had due to tonsilitis and gladular fever cant explain it.
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Also, nice that you like the kicking and babies - but do remember that -you- don't have to push it through a tiny little hole and suffer 9 months of moodswings, nausea, stretch marks and other permanent changes on your body.
Of course not. Thats what the Mrs. is for :o :o :o ;D
@Deatzh: Might have been someone else. I can't recall being the one who covered it *shrug* and wait! You is woman and you don't like kidz? OMGWTFBBQ U IZ WIRD! *kidding*
@Pozf: *meh* my hands get washed in the show and after every dunny visit. Thats about it unless they get obviously dirty like after working in the garden or something.
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@Razzly: So I take it you don't plan to ever have children? *lol*
Pff, who need kids when you can have pets?
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Mum is a child minder and they drive me nuts so they have put me off kids for a while
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Akasha needs to come here and put the sex back into this thread :p
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I could do that......but too tired
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Does this work?
(http://www.freewebs.com/rallyt/bonbinayj9.jpg)
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oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Bunny ears ;D
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GROUP HUG FOR AFFECTION STARVED DEATZH!
(http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/group-hug1.jpg)
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:o
Alright......
Anyway.. Yes Please draw something for us to get this thread back on track ;)
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Come on guys, this is the sex thread, not the procreation thread. :P
I'm sitting here in the heat in my underwear. I should really put clothes back on and be productive.. God it's so hot here T-T
Saw a car on fire downtown earlier today too ._.
That group hug picture made me feel so icky! xP Better take a bath to wash it off:
(I actually took this for the strip jello twister thread, cause I thought the salt looked like jello >.> )
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts.jpg)
Let's see you match that, Charles!
Edit: @Deatzh, yeah totally draw something!
a much more better group hug, maybe?
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That group hug picture is just... ugh. gross.
And I'm feeling an extremely strong urge to go clean that bathtub...
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nigori bath salts are supposed to be like that. :P
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lemme rephrase, those tiles, the black stuff. *shudder*
I know it's probably just old caulking, but I'd give it a damn good scrubbing just because.
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They've gotten good scrubbings, old caulking it must be.
You're free to come enter my bathtub and try ;P
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with or with out you in the tub Akashayi?
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YAY!!! Our saviour!
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with or with out you in the tub Akashayi?
you have NO idea how hard it would be to clean, if she was in there.
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@Akashayi: yeah, I'm home sick today. But a bath sounds good... Not sure about trying to take the camera into the bath but *shrug* I wonder if we have any of thos salts around. *meh* soap should do just as well.
EDIT: then again, maybe I'll ruin this thread by taking the photo with clear water to show off my hairy legs *PMSL*
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I thought gamers lived for the challenge, Pozf ;P
@charles Do it anyway!
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Oh I do suppose I could try if you really want me to.
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That's the spirit :)
As for a sex thread drawing, we get plenty of lesbians here at flipside- variety is good! (Granted, there's no such thing as too much lesbian pron)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathsml.jpg)
Let's see you match that, Charles!
Alright, I've created a matching photo to Akashayi's but I think I'll wait for the Jellow Strip Twister to finish and post it for that... If I loose.
It was damn hard to match Akashayi's photo. No offence luv, but I think you're a fair bit shorter than me (I'm 6foot1). My bath tub might have also been shorter than hers. In the end, I found that with my legs stretched out I could touch the foot of the tub with my heel and the other end with my arse, so I couldn't get the same effect that Akasha had, but I think I've got one thats close enough. Heck, there's one version where I just bent my knees to raise them out enough but it doesn't match as well so I'll skip it.
The other problem I had was this. I walk into the bath room and sure enough there's a bottle of bath lotion and a box of Epsom salts just sitting on the bench. I thought "SWEET!" then I picked them up... Empty. The Mrs. must have used the last of it in her bath on the weekend and left the empty containers just to taunt me. Still, I found an old bottle of Radox body wash for men and poured that it which gave the water a blue tinge but not the same milky effect that Akashayi managed. maybe I needed soap or something *shrug*
Whatever the case, you'll get the photo if I'm beaten at Jellow Strip Poker.
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I am a fair bit shorter than you, at 5'4".
It's going to take maybe a full day for you to lose strip twister... you should just post it now anyway. I'll even up the ante with another picture I took a while ago. Don't ask me why I take pictures in the bath.
See? Knees out of the water. And delicious blue onsen salts. Not so bad >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts2.jpg)
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Bummer! Why couldn't you have posted that earlier when I still had the bath water in? I've let it out now, and I'm out of that blue radox :(
I'll see what I can do.
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I am a fair bit shorter than you, at 5'4".
It's going to take maybe a full day for you to lose strip twister... you should just post it now anyway. I'll even up the ante with another picture I took a while ago. Don't ask me why I take pictures in the bath.
See? Knees out of the water. And delicious blue onsen salts. Not so bad >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts2.jpg)
wow so close... a beutiful, wet akahayi pussy just under those frustrating fingers.
ill be greatful though, beucuase that's probably as close as im gonna get.
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I am a fair bit shorter than you, at 5'4".
It's going to take maybe a full day for you to lose strip twister... you should just post it now anyway. I'll even up the ante with another picture I took a while ago. Don't ask me why I take pictures in the bath.
See? Knees out of the water. And delicious blue onsen salts. Not so bad >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts2.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathslm2.jpg)
I've posted the main one in my previous post above and here's the other. Not the same "knees out of water" as yours, but it'll do for the sake of me not having to run another bath *lol*
@RoninAngel: Would you like to see the wet thing under my fingers as well? ;D
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I'd say yes, but... Sorry fella, hairy legs are a turnoff. :(
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Yeah. I'm never sure what to do about them though. I mean, should guys shave or trim their legs or is that just as off putting to have a hairless bloke?
I think my real problem isn't the hair, it's my pale complexion. i need more sun to tan them so the darker hairs don't stand out as much (and maybe the hairs will bleach a bit in the sun as well).
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Buahahahahaha, excellent. ./plots her next move in this game
Pale is good, Charles! Though I can't really speak to any solution for you, as I don't really have that problem :|
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Buahahahahaha, excellent. ./plots her next move in this game
Oh bugger... She knows I'm home sick and free to take photos... This could get ugly... If it isn't already *lol*
Yeah, you've got a beautiful, golden complexion going on there Akashayi. Unfortunately I think I've inherited some scottish blood from my mom's side. Then again, my entire photo looks a little lighter than yours, so maybe it's just a little over exposed *shrug*.
I need more sun. I've gotta go out the back in the nude more often.
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Oh, I meant with the hair, not the complexion. I try to be as pale as I can. I think maybe I'm just kind of yellow skinned and my cellphone camera sucks >.>
Random! I have some scottish-irish blood in me too! You don't to get radiated out there in the wild sunlight. ./shudder.
It's too bad you're sick, Charles. But I know what will make you all better.
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dont like kids............since i cant eat a whole one in one sitting ;D
;D ;D *goes to search for the comic that made me think of*
tonight I have nothing but a bulls t-shirt on... I mean nothing else.
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Naked, in bed, sick with flue.
@Akashayi:What will make me feel better? Group hug?
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hey i'm in for a group hug as long as it doesn't look like that picture from earlier.
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I dunno, girls look pretty good all oiled up rubbing against each other >.>
But sure! A healthy regimen of group hugging and more bathtime pictures will get you fixed up in no time!
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So this works better then?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2540322198_0b50c26881.jpg)
Got it, plenty of group hugging and bathtime photos. I'll search google for some more *lol*
EDIT: Found one you might like
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs14/300W/f/2007/053/c/2/Caeruleus__Bathtime_by_aingeal.jpg)
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Not quite where I was going with that, but sure. ;P
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I'm gone for one night, and look what happens!
Lovely legs, Akasha. <3
Charles, about being pale... It's all good! I'm super-pale, but I don't mind, because in the Victorian times, ivory skin was the IN thing. ;) If I were a victorian woman, men would be all over me. Ahem.
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I LOL'd when i scrolled down and saw charles in the badthub!
Good on ya mate!
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I LOL'd when i scrolled down and saw charles in the badthub!
Good on ya mate!
Me too.
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I even went to the trouble of matching the items Akashayi had at the end of her bathtub. bottle, scrunchie-scrub and undies :o ;D
@Razzly: thats right! you're really white, like a beautiful milky white with those vivid blue eyes. Trust me... It's still in ;).
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I'm gone for one night, and look what happens!
Lovely legs, Akasha. <3
Charles, about being pale... It's all good! I'm super-pale, but I don't mind, because in the Victorian times, ivory skin was the IN thing. ;) If I were a victorian woman, men would be all over me. Ahem.
Hey, there are still plenty of folks in the world that appreciate whiteness.
Of course, they're all racist, so your milage may vary.
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Hey hey hey hey.... hey...... hey now. We prefer racially intolerant thank you very much
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I don't think enjoying pale, pale skin makes one racist. Does not liking other men sexually make you sexist?
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I'm pretty sure that was just C.D.S.M. being C.D.S.M.
And yes yes it does. I'm totally sexist too!
*obviously joking*
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I don't think enjoying pale, pale skin makes one racist. Does not liking other men sexually make you sexist?
Well, I'm sure if you went around saying "I wouldn't date non-white girls 'cuz I don't like their skin color", that would get you some frowning expressions.
Of course, that's a given whenever you say stuff like, "I like X type girl/guy only" and the one's that don't fit are like "omg u closeminded".
Someone's gonna flip out over your standard of beauty.
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Of course, that's a given whenever you say stuff like, "I like X type girl/guy only" and the one's that don't fit are like "omg u closeminded".
Someone's gonna flip out over your standard of beauty.
The irony thing about that is, generally the person going "omg u closeminded" is that that person is generaly the one being close minded.
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That's something I don't understand, though.
I'm not very attracted to black people. That's not because I think they're lesser, or even uglier in any ways - I just don't find them sexually/romantically attractive. I think they're beautiful, nice to look at like art, but I don't find them attractive in that way.
This doesn't make me racist. Just like homosexuals aren't sexist, they just aren't attracted to the opposite gender.
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No it doesn't, but that going to stop some people from telling you, "you are" for that reason.
That's why I don't listen/care what people about me. I've been called racist, sexist, and homophobic, based on the most moronic of reasons.
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Well, people tend to be idiots.
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The body hair thing is less and less an issue as I get older. While I like my pale, soft skin I find my attractions are ...more mature in nature than they used to be. Huzzah?
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As I get older I just find myself less and less attracted to people in general.
Edit: that's not right, I'm just as attracted, just becoming more disgusted by people.
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I'm not very attracted to black people. That's not because I think they're lesser, or even uglier in any ways - I just don't find them sexually/romantically attractive. I think they're beautiful, nice to look at like art, but I don't find them attractive in that way.
I was like that. And naw, it's not racist, just a matter of preference.
I SAY WAS, because then I had a crush on a black dude and now... uh... I guess my preferences are a little different?
It's all fine, tho'.
I used to be pretty close-minded about body hair. Then I stopped caring. :V
I'm still a bit picky about body hair. If the man wants to keep hairy legs and armpits, that's fine - but I'd prefer their back and chest to be hairless.
And I of course expect my man to never utter -any- complaint about -my- hairy legs and armpits until he starts to shave himself. ;)
Just kidding, I could never walk around hairy. Especially not in the pits.
Pozf: Aww. That kinda sucks.
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I think the disgust or acceptance of body/leg hair on men is part of age, cos as a girl gets older there's less and less guys her age who are hairless... Unless You're still chasing teenage boys in their 20's.
Despite all the hair you've seen on me, I still have pretty much nothing on my back. Don't know it that'll change as I get older though (28 years old).
*meh* I've asked my wife a few times if she'd like me to wax (and I've even done it a few times for charity or so my sister had someone to practice on for heir hair-dresser apprenticeship) but the Mrs. seems more bothered when I'm hairless than when I'm hairy *lol*
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I've got weird genetics. I can't grow a mustache, but I can grow chin hair. The hair on my arms is clear and short, but the hair on my legs are black and medium length. How weird is that?
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This is a genetic/asian thing, but the guys in my family around my age (as well as several of those whom I'm attracted to) are still completely hairless on their chest legs up into their 30s +
What really got me is when I was suddenly ok as I got older with being attracted to guys with facial hair o.O
...This does not crossover into my attraction to women.
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I don't have chest hair either. ._.
That is weird. Aw, all the mustache lesbians are going to be disappointed.
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What really got me is when I was suddenly ok as I got older with being attracted to guys with facial hair o.O
...This does not crossover into my attraction to women.
I have to say that's the one place I would ask a woman to shave/wax/whatever, facial hair.
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@Pozf: What? you don't like the thought of stubble scraping against stubble as you kiss? *LOL*
Is it just me or do all Asians seem to have the advantages of a natural, golden complexion and less body hair in both men and women?
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I would guess that would be an advantage in the sexual attraction department.
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Still trying to get the image of girls with mustaches out of my head.
On topic, I like lips and teasing kisses. (and biting.) :D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/vocaloidkiss.jpg)
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teasing kisses rock!
(http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/fit200x200/encyc/A3848-15.jpg)
I love my ears being nibbled and kissed. I love doing it as well but the Mrs. finds it too ticklish. But the collarbone, neck and cheeks are all free range and great stuff as well. Licking on it's own can feel a bit strange in those parts but if you lick then blow air gently on the spot it can send wonderful shivers through the body.
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HA owned Charles
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@Pozf: How was I owned???
Alright people. I've just had a very interesting PM discussion with Akashayi and I've got to ask you all: What do you see just to the left of the base of my middle finger in this photo?
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathslm2.jpg)
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mmm, oh dear god, cookies. I could use one.
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Ring.
and because I assume you meant to have an image there other than the one that says "use your OWN server to host images."
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Bastards! Yeah I'm seeing the picture but evidently you guys aren't *lol*
Poor Akashayi wasn't sure it was my ring. She asked if something was showing. I went to the high-res original (that I'd already checked) and couldn't see anything. She mentioned where it was and I still didn't know what she was talking about until I looked at the low-res and realised what the ring looked like there *LOL*
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It's just what happens when you're as perverted as I am.
Random! Has this ever happened to anyone? Or something similar...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246286224846.jpg)
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Akashayi informed me that she enjoys my reactions the best when she posts photos of herself... Probably because I sit there thinking "OH CRAP! I HAVE TO POST ONE TO MATCH!"
Then she suggests in a PM that I should post one for her to match... I'm looking forward to her reaction
Although I guarantee you guys aren't looking forward to the photo below this text
Prepare to loose your lunches!
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charback2.jpg)
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... seriously link that shit, and mark it NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN EYES...
No seriously, imagine I was at work and my boss walked up behind me and saw that?
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that image is seriously difficult to recreate without much light here and a crappy cell phone camera. xP
ok, here's the best I could do in this lighting. Now you can all see my ass, posted behind this link (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/rawr.jpg) as suggested by Pozf.
If anyone wants to teleport here with a camera and some extra lamps to help me out ... >.<
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Already responded but try finding a mirror and just taking the photos over your shoulder or in the left hand at your side. Doesn't have to be super accurate, you can crop and centre them when you get 'em on the computer. I took over a dozen shots before I got 'em on the computer and found the right one to post.
@Pozf: The rule is to either link an image in a normal thread and warn of it's content, or to mark an entire thread as NSFW or NC-17 which "The Sex Thread" is appropriately marked for. This might be a thread that you should save checking for home or else you might be trapped like in this image that Akashayi linked earlier in the thread.
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9464/efb32e0bb5c29667cddc43d.jpg)
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You should become a contortionist charles.. then you could be really really evil...
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I fixed it for you
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/fixed.jpg)
I suppose I could take out the big guns now instead of come up with something original.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246403643966.jpg)
I mean, this is a picture I took years upon years ago.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/wtfmate.jpg)
Congratulations, internet. Not many people have seen that silly image. Will probably take it down soon :P
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What did you do to me!?
Damn! that'll be a hard one to pull off. What have you got between your legs there?
Ahh wait, I see, its your camera case.
Alright, I'm on it.
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Looks like I've fallen way behind on the posting pics in this thread ???
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It's a psp.
Who cares, Odd? Do it! It'll be fun!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/wtfmate.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charsit1.jpg)
Got it. Grabbed a black shirt and pulled it over the back of my head so only my arms were covered. Then looked the sleave into my wedding ring to get it to my finger. Even remembered to put the camera cord through my fingers. Unfortunatley the camera kept focusing on the mirror it's self so it was a difficult shot to take. Don't have a PSP and couldn't find my ancient old GameBoy so I just used a little black notbook.
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Wow, your efforts to recreate are painstaking XD
It's too bad you don't actually have the sexy latex gloves.
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Half the fun is to copy every little detail ;D. I can see now that I didn't get the posture correct. I needed to lean forward and to the side a little.
Yeah, sorry, no latex gloves.
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might be able to do that one...even with the latex gloves so dont ask how I own a pair.
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So uhh... are long sleeve shirts sexy by any chance? (stupid question)
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they can be, depending on who's wearing them :P
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ah... k
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Are we going to see a sexy Pozf picture in a long sleeve shirt and a psp, or was that just a tease?
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No just a tease.
1 don't have a psp.
B I don't want to get any of shirts bloody... and salty >.>;
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Bloody and salty? o.O
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I'm guessing the sword cutting for blood. Don't know about the salt.
It's not the goodbye thread but I'm off for a little while guys *smells the air* actually I'm just off *lol*
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Yes because I scratched to much and most of the hives opened up. I put salt on them to help to healing process.
So bloody and salty. Also hence the long sleeve shirt in the middle of summer, don't want to explain to 50 times why i have tons of circular wounds all over my arms.
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bummer.
Put a shirt you don't mind getting bloody underneath it? (Tease :P)
Also, goodnight Charles.
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I only have 2 long sleeve shirts though. Otherwise I totally would do that.
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Last comment for the night:
@Pozf: Just go wear bandages. Bandages are considered sexy since Evangelion with Rei Ayanami
(http://asia.geocities.com/seijitsu_shiro/pics/rei.jpg)
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That's not a bad idea.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/reiayanami.jpg)
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No because then I have to explain why my forearms are covered in bandages, which is almost as much as a hassle, as having to explain why there are claw marks up and down my arms.
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I happen to like claw marks
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Yes well, you're not going to see these.
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I thought I was Rei Ayanami in junior high.
@last night: Jesus christ. :'( ...I can't stop looking! You're both either super-brave or absolutely out of your mind, Akasha and Charles.
About pictures though, I vote that everyone shows off their lingerie/boxers! (In them or not.) Yes?
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Finished making love to the Mrs. so I'm back now that she's asleep. God I love wireless laptops.
@Razzly: But I sleep in the nude :o
Oh well, if you insist I'll get a pic later ;D ;)
Well, hey, I seem to recall you posted a pic that was a little risque... Or was that Deatzh, I forget :-\
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Me? Risque?
No, that wasn't me. I'm too net-paranoid to do that.
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hmmm, Well I can see that only about 4 of the photos you've ever posted are still up for people to see so either you've removed it or I was probably just thinking of Deatzh. It was back when we were posting our bellies *shrug*
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No, I never posted my potbelly. :D
and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.
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Air Sex Championships. (http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/view/27857943/7)
It rocks more than Air guitar
(http://media.laweekly.com/air-sex-championships-echoplex.3562334.56.jpg)
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@Deatzh: I know, I remember thinking you had a pretty hot bod from that photo. ;)
Well c'mon then. Are you game to match Akashayi's pictures, or would you rather just post some for us to try and recreate?
Ahh yep. Thats why I couldn't find it earlier. You only linked it in text *lol*
But here's where we did the tummy posting:
http://www.flipsidecomics.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.1050
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No, I never posted my potbelly. :D
and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.
I'd say it's too late for that.
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No, I never posted my potbelly. :D
and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.
I'd say it's too late for that.
Why?
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Well, people tend to be idiots.
in the most general and literal sense of the word.
oh and currently i'm completely naked.^_^
I'll prolly get dressed soon though. ::)
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No, I never posted my potbelly. :D
and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.
I'd say it's too late for that.
Why?
Because unwanted people are everywhere.
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@Pozf: How was I owned???
Alright people. I've just had a very interesting PM discussion with Akashayi and I've got to ask you all: What do you see just to the left of the base of my middle finger in this photo?
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathslm2.jpg)
Would you like to care to explain to me what i see between your fingers then?
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It's his ring
If you go over to the twister thread you can see a different picture where the ring is shown clearly on his finger.
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Between his fingers!
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O.o maybe... but it could just be a reflection.
I think you're looking too hard Selan <.<
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I swear i see peni!
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If that is so... it has to be the handle of the basket.. and if it is.. it's the other way around.... :'(
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*LOL* trust me, I have a 3000x2000 copy of the photo to zoom in on and there ain't none of the purple helmet warrior showing up.
But it's good to know I'm getting checked out :o ;) ;D
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I'm not completely reassured tho... :'(
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I know I was checking it out.
And could have sworn for the longest time, too. >.>
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:'( no i think not...
i'm wearing my "show me the bunny" T-shirt not and yellow panties.
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Ready the chariot! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/6d1f5a4957e07adc719fc6e1bd5c769c.jpg?t=1246494580)
I suppose I should warn you of a possibly disturbing image. So, ye be warned.
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Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /data/6d1f5a4957e07adc719fc6e1bd5c769c.jpg on this server."
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i hate it when that happens
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@Pozf: I don't think you want access... Unless you want to see a penis headed dragon with 12 penis tails *shrug*
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In a chariot.
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@Pozf: I don't think you want access... Unless you want to see a penis headed dragon with 12 penis tails *shrug*
Stuff like that doesn't phase me.
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Doesn't phase me either... But how badly do you WANT to see it? *lol* ;)
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@Pozf: I don't think you want access... Unless you want to see a penis headed dragon with 12 penis tails *shrug*
.... that's not an image i want in my head let alone knowing the possibility of existing pics of it. *shudders*
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I count 5 normal rounded arrow pointed tails >.>;
and I don't think thats Transformation?
*whats ctf?*
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Ahk gotcha.
Haha wtf or just wtf.
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He's actually a "summon" from a video game, sort of.
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PENIS DRAGON! I Choose you! *LOL* ;D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r32kr2KOeWM/R7IRGP7DcRI/AAAAAAAAADY/XzEdz5_0cUw/s320/pokeball-smash.jpg)
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Because unwanted people are everywhere.
I meant someone who actually knows me irl. Or something.
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About pictures though, I vote that everyone shows off their lingerie/boxers! (In them or not.) Yes?
Hmmm.... Maybe?
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Fine, I'll start.
Corset and hip-belt.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie001.jpg)
Corset.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie002.jpg)
I have two more corsets, but I can't find them right now.
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I'll post a pic later ;)
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RAWR! Now all that's missing is a Razzly in those clothes and nothing else ;)
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:'( :'( :'( :'( brain stimulus over load
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Fine, I'll start.
Corset and hip-belt.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie001.jpg)
Corset.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie002.jpg)
I have two more corsets, but I can't find them right now.
You own corsets? +30 hot points.
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CDSM: Yes, I absolutely adore corsets. I'd wear them every day if it was socially acceptable to wear corsets as 'normal' clothes. *Sigh* Oh, do I wish Victorian and Rococo fashion was still in...
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CDSM: Yes, I absolutely adore corsets. I'd wear them every day if it was socially acceptable to wear corsets as 'normal' clothes. *Sigh* Oh, do I wish Victorian and Rococo fashion was still in...
Methinks you put way too much on social acceptance.
You should move to San Francisco! There everything is acceptable.
But I know what you mean...you get all sorts of looks if you're not dressed in typical shirt/pants (skirt is also possible if you are girl). Otherwise I'd be wearing my yukata every day.
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wearing a whitesox t-shirt and khaki capris.
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Akashayi informed me that she enjoys my reactions the best when she posts photos of herself... Probably because I sit there thinking "OH CRAP! I HAVE TO POST ONE TO MATCH!"
Then she suggests in a PM that I should post one for her to match... I'm looking forward to her reaction
Although I guarantee you guys aren't looking forward to the photo below this text
Prepare to loose your lunches!
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charback2.jpg)
Awwww, how come they kill mine but leave Akashayi's up?
Sexist bastards.
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there you go charles you knocked the nail on the head tere 8)
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yeah, pretty much. ;P
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Well lets see how long they leave this up.
Finally found the time to replicate that other photo of Akashayi's. Didn't quite get the arm holding the camera/notebook right and I realised afterwards that her stance was with weight on the left foot, not the right *shrug*
Prepare to loose breakfast this time.
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charscythe2.jpg)
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If i was not all ready mentally scared for life that pic would probably would make me mentally scared for life :o :o
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so akasha has a really nice body. also I like your beard charles. it makes you look super butch. see you later!
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Well, I have to say I find any female more attractive than our aussie friend, or any other male for that matter, but that's just the way I'm wiered.
However, he is cool, and daring. Plus, he's another beardo ;D
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Probably gonna shave the beard. It's just been something I've let got from lazyness. It means I can let the rest of my face grow some stubble for longer before anyone realises. I actually need to get some scissors and trim/tidy it up if I do keep it.
If I shave it, I'll take some photos to see how I'd look with a few different little styles.
@Oddball: You know you love it :P
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@Charles: you know its because I'm jealous. I would never be able to pull that off ;D
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@Oddball: Just take some photos and see what you think on the computer for fun. Heck, you could paste a smily face onto your own to hide your identy... Or onto the bits we'd otherwise see *lol*
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Nah once I get my battries charged and return from my from my break next week I'll catch you two up lol wonder if my dad will lend me the keys to the gun cabnet ::)
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Here's my undies
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00380.jpg)
This image was brought to you by Jello strip twister
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Here's my undies
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00380.jpg)
This image was brought to you by Jello strip twister
Can I have your phone number? ;D
From my collection of undies ;D
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/455/asdmpe.jpg)
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@Selan/Andrea: Legendary guys. great work.
Anyone else out there for the challenge?
P.S. Naked in bed... As usual.
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I'm so going to regret this...
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/undies003.jpg)
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HELLO KITTAH! that is super cute Razzly and good on you for bravery. Even if you remove it later it feels good to just take those fun leaps sometimes doesn't it?
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HELLO KITTAH! that is super cute Razzly and good on you for bravery. Even if you remove it later it feels good to just take those fun leaps sometimes doesn't it?
Yes. ;D This is maybe the most crazy thing I've done, and yet it's nothing compared to yours and Akasha's bravery. <3
I have a matching Hello Kitty-bra. <3
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Forget trying to match Akasha and me. You gotta look at how brave a step it is for you.
Feeling excited and giddy?
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I know, thanks!
At the moment I actually feel mostly sleepy. Tomorrow I'll probably be all "OMGAUURGDELETEDELETE", so look while you can. Lol.
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Trying to take a pic and its not working out...jsut as well I suppose or i would get charged for a crime against all humanity for psoting it lol
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I'm so going to regret this...
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/undies003.jpg)
Omg, Hello Kitty! You score even more points!
I have a matching Hello Kitty-bra. <3
Any chance we can see that? ;)
I know, thanks!
At the moment I actually feel mostly sleepy. Tomorrow I'll probably be all "OMGAUURGDELETEDELETE", so look while you can. Lol.
*right click*
*save image*
Juuust kidding. ;D
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I can't understand the appeal of that sort of underwear.
There are worse things with Hello Kitty on them.
(http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-condoms.thumbnail.jpg)
Hint: Those aren't lollipops.
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:'( :o
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I also now feel fat for having my thighs touch each other.
Huzzah.
Mine do to at the very top when I'm standing straight, if it makes you feel any better. >.>
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Yeah, I didn't mean that at all.
Ah, you meant the style, then.
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I was itching to check this thread out. Really.
And I WOULD post a picture, however I'm not sure I will.
Also, Selan... I'm not saying any more. I think you can imagine. Or well:
I LOVE PANTIES! Especially hotpants and such.
It's the one thing I love msot about womens clothing.
No bra, and not even naked boobies are loved more by me, than a set of nice panties!
Also, laces<3.
I can stare at a pantie pic for ever!
It's especially nice from the front.
Nothing beats it! You hear me? Nothing!
NOW, you can imagine.
Please post more pantie picks, girls! ^^,
Also, pantie picks OF girls that may not be yourselves but random chicks on the internets is also very allowed.
I just made a sort of request didn't I?
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN!?
A "give me a nosebleed"-contest, where we try to give the others a nosebleed. HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not sure that's possible... I've never had one, though I haven't seen much pervertedness live, I have seen much in general...
Hmm...
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Please post more pantie picks, girls! ^^,
Also, pantie picks OF girls that may not be yourselves but random chicks on the internets is also very allowed.
Search for panties commencing.
...searching...
...searching...
Obtained.
(http://inventorspot.com/files/images/9254939959548138.img_assist_custom.JPG)
Please make your selection.
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I can't understand the appeal of that sort of underwear.
I also now feel fat for having my thighs touch each other.
Huzzah.
The appeal is that is is cute.
Also, the only reason my thighs aren't touching eachother on that photo is because I'm sucking my stomach in and sticking my booty out. Gives the illusion of 'thin'.
Sorry to burst your bubbles, guys. ._. Razzly's stomach is not really flat.
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I think she meant the type of underwear, not the mascot on said underwear.
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I think she meant the type of underwear, not the mascot on said underwear.
Oh!
....But it's the completely normal kind...?
Out if curiousity then Deatzh, what kind of underwear do you wear?
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Let's all post undypics!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Girls + panties = love
Soooooo.... Anyone have babydolls? ^^,
I do.
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Here: http://web.mit.edu/~awozniak/Public/pix/Dita_Von_Teese12.jpg
Now... After you've seen that.
Did you see the dog in that picture? xD
I know someone who didn't.
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NOSE BLEED PANTY SHOT *LOL*
(http://www.menagea3.net/comics/mat20090404.png)
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Oooooh! I read that comic tooooooo!! ^^
ITT: thin people stop implying you're fat.
So agree.
Also, question to everyone in this thread.
What is so great about strings?
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I hate strings... I refuse to wear them!
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Here: http://web.mit.edu/~awozniak/Public/pix/Dita_Von_Teese12.jpg
Now... After you've seen that.
Ooh, I love Dita! She's absolutely -gorgeous-! I'd love to see one of her shows. <3
Very boring, black, bikini underwear.
You know, all covering triangle of doom.
[snip]
As for your thighs not touching, I can't stand the way you described without that happening.
ITT: thin people stop implying you're fat.
Oh, well, simple is very good. I like this particular kind because they're comfortable. It holds all of my ass in - nothing hands out and nothing rubs you uncomfortably
I'm not implying I'm fat. I'm implying that my stomach is not flat and my thighs touch eachother when I stand straight, which is completely true. Let's not try to misunderstand on purpose, shall we? ;)
Also, question to everyone in this thread.
What is so great about strings?
Strings? Do you mean the underwear? As in... Thongs?
I can't bloody stand them. They're the most unattractive, unappealing, uncomfortable ass-floss I've ever seen and worn in my life. I'll never go near one again.
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I like curvy women, so you never any complaints from me that your thighs are too round. :-*
But regardless of your crazy "girl neuroses" about having perfections, you couldn't be ugly if you tried.
I get turned on just thinking about you sometimes. :-[
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I can't bloody stand them. They're the most unattractive, unappealing, uncomfortable ass-floss I've ever seen and worn in my life. I'll never go near one again.
Ditto.
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Sometimes I wish I was ugly, flat and fat.
Sometimes a slim waist and a big set of boobs are the worst things that can happen to you.
Sometimes. D:
I'm blaming my boobs if I ever get raped.
Also, if I ever get breast cancer, and they have to go, I won't make artificial ones. I'll just be flat, and then I can buy suits without a problem.
I wish I had B. It's the size of the heavens.
You know? There are people in my town who knows me as "the girl with the big boobs". I have it all confirmed.
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Sometimes I wish I was ugly, flat and fat.
Sometimes a slim waist and a big set of boobs are the worst things that can happen to you.
Sometimes. D:
I'm blaming my boobs if I ever get raped.
Also, if I ever get breast cancer, and they have to go, I won't make artificial ones. I'll just be flat, and then I can buy suits without a problem.
I wish I had B. It's the size of the heavens.
You know? There are people in my town who knows me as "the girl with the big boobs". I have it all confirmed.
Sounds like a fanfic I read once... :P
edit: Not to say your feelings aren't valid. I just found it amusing.
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I'm not implying I'm fat. I'm implying that my stomach is not flat and my thighs touch eachother when I stand straight, which is completely true. Let's not try to misunderstand on purpose, shall we? ;)
I didn't say you were, I just remember seeing it happen in the thread.
I'm not 'misunderstanding on purpose.' I'm rather offended that you would say that I was, especially in the 'tone' that you did.
kthx
That's how it seemed to me. And no 'tone' was intended.
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It wasn't meant condescending.
If you say so. Still seemed like it to me.
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I say go for it.
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Yup keep trying :)
It's really hard to make a picture of yourself. I use a mirror to see what my cam is aiming at.
Maybe that helps?
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Yeah shaky hands suck.. that's why my pic was so wobbly. I actually made better ones but i liked the effect it gave :p
Timer ftw!
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I have a great strategy! Though I have yet to try it out. Get myself a boyfriend/girlfriend, who can take the pictures for me.
I'm seriously considering doing some nude modeling, but I need to find a photografer, and I'd like to do it small scale just as a hobby, preferable with a friend who is interrested in being a photografer.
Something.
I feel beautiful when I'm naked.
Ah, being attractive has a lot of disadvantages, especially when you're not very good at saying no to people.
EDIT:
So, I took some clumsy pictures with my phone, since my sister is permanently borrowing my camera.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde024.jpg)
My new bathingsuit, since my bikini top is now two sizes too small.
I might take a picture at the beach with me IN it. I love it, because it's perfect.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde032.jpg)
Yes, I have a corset too. But it's waaay too small. I'm going to give it away to a friend I think would like it. I hope I can see her in it too, because I like her that way, but I'm not sure she is interrested in me anymore.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde035.jpg)
Dress-like babydoll. The top part is very see through.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde036.jpg)
Shorter babydoll.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde037.jpg)
Pantieshot,<3 with belly shot included.
Wearing Björn Borg, because it's nice and comfy, I it looks nice on me.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde038.jpg)
Just for fun. It looks kinda cool.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde039.jpg)
My body.
And this is what I'm wearing right now, to answer the thread title.
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Also, question to everyone in this thread.
What is so great about strings?
I wear strings sometimes. Heck, you can see a pair in my bath shot. Although, guys ones are less "string like and have a bit more... substance to the floss. I find it comfortable. I don't have to worry about a wedgie and the thick ones I have help stop chafing back there when you've got a jog or something coming up.
I don't know if I'm attractive in it or not. Maybe I'll take a shot of me in them at some point *shrug*
@Chag4: Go for it darl. Heck, if you're interested you can just get one of those cameras with a timer and set it up. Thats all I did (except for that shot in the mirror which is blury as hell from me holding it).
@Deatzh: Legendary idea with the guitar. Looking forward to the result. You could always try a shot of yourself from behind sitting down naked with the guitar as well. That could be cool *shrug*.
Dammit! This could be a lot of photographs I have to replicate *PMSL*
Are there any other brave guys who are going to post a few with me besides Andrea?
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You know, I tried the "wearing nothing but strings" idea.
With my bass. ^^,
But it didn't look so good, since you can't really see anything but the bass. xD
I mean that was the point, but I can't stretch my hand far enough out to get a lot of me in it.
I did manage to cover up completely though. I guess it's because bass' are a bit larger than guitars, so it covered me up nicely.
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I have a guitar!
But,
1 the only kinda "strings" I have are meant for the guitar.
B not happening.
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I was looking for pictures of centaurs for my new RPG character and stumbled upon this:
(http://oanastoicamujea1.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/580214female-centaur1.jpg)
Is it wrong that I find that hot?
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I was looking for pictures of centaurs for my new RPG character and stumbled upon this:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_keuiCO_JwIc/SZD8m3k83PI/AAAAAAAAADI/aZgseasw7Cg/s320/580214female-centaur.jpg)
Is it wrong that I find that hot?
So where is her pussy? Is it between her front or her hind legs, or both? From where I sit, it's just like doing a girl doggy style, except she's standing up.
Yeah, kinda weird in that it is basically a girl with a half a girl coming growing out of her butt, but hey, a naked lady is a naked lady.
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I'm trying to work out how hard it would be to recreate the picture.
I'm pretty sure I'd just have to take a shot of me standing up and sticking my arse out then a shot of me bent over and merge the two together in GIMP/PhotoShop. Throw in a tail for good measure and I'm rocking. Then again my arse is probably hairy enought to pull the tail off on it's own :o ;D
P.S. Found a higher-res of the image and replaced above.
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Chag: nice boobies by the way!
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catching up on the strings part prefer cotton boxers..somthing i learned the hard way while out hill walking.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!nice pics...all of them!
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So i was trying to get some new undy shots to give Chag a nosebleed Bwuahahahaha!
This was Leana's favourite. And yeah.. i like my ass.
we need more ass!! (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/agsrg.jpg)
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Its been deleted :(
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It doesn't work :S
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Nah i screwed up... :p
try again you pervs!
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But one thing bothers me........why would you wnat to give any one a nose bleed? :-\ :o
Yes we are pervs..........AND DAMN PROUD OF IT TOO!! ;D ;D
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!SEXAY!!!!!! Even better on the big screen instead of the little one on your phone :) I WANT MORE!!!
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Please post more pantie picks, girls! ^^,
Also, pantie picks OF girls that may not be yourselves but random chicks on the internets is also very allowed.
I just made a sort of request didn't I?
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN!?
A "give me a nosebleed"-contest, where we try to give the others a nosebleed. HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not sure that's possible... I've never had one, though I haven't seen much pervertedness live, I have seen much in general...
Hmm...
It was requested, so i tried.
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Probably end up breaking my glasses first than getting a nose bleed :-\
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LOL!
Well at least it had some effect.
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ok need to put you all to shame and post a pic lol
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Do eeet!
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Yes Boss, once i find my damn battery charger
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excuses excuses
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well you see my dog ate my home work..err a flood swept away my car.......is that enough excuses or do you want more Selan?
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Nah that's good enough thanks.
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Looking Sexy Selan. I think oddball should have to recreate your photos *LOL*
I just don't have any underware that could pull off that affect.
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errr nether do i for matter, but will post a pic soon, even if it means double posting lol
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(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs166.snc1/6209_120375792792_728132792_2643859_1777673_n.jpg)
Fully clothed, but it's the best I have right now, from not last night but the night before, with a cute gay boy wrapped around me - I'm still hunting for the pictures of Bohemian and I from the same night.
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Ok you asked for it a pic of me in my boxers plus a few other items of clothing....who's up for Jello Strip Twister now? 8)
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Churba:
wow, your friend looks nice as a woman. :D
not usually into the the crossdressing thing, but it looks good on them. :D
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I gotta admit. I totally had him picked as a hot chick until I read the text *LOL*
and great stuff Oddball. Keep rocking!
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HHmmmm hikers legs :-*
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@ODD...nice outfit :) Nice walking/hiking-legs!
@Churba...hot couple you two are! SEXAY (girl)friend!
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HHmmmm hikers legs :-*
Lol...
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lol basicly outdoor type legs with knackered knees due to too Telemarking :(
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Looks like i didn't break those glasses tho... 8)
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Ah thats my prescription sun glasses :P
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@Odd and Charles - He'd want to look good as a woman, he's a Pro drag queen! No coupling between us there, entirely the wrong chemistry, but he's a blast to hang out with, a real fun dude. Also, oddy, Nice legs.
@Leana - Why thank you, ma'am. I'll disagree with you till I drop, but It doesn't mean I don't like being told on occasion.
Though, the outfit, I went to Skin 2 north, a giant fetish ball - but the dress code was American, fetish, or goth, with no effort no entry, so I went for the best of two, and went as my best goth version of a classic american hustler, complete with cards and magic tricks, with a bit of stunts for fun - The fire-eating, where it looked like I was pulling bits of flame from a standing torch-fixture thing and eating it was a smash hit especialy.
Not in that picture - My chisel-toe boots very reminiscent of brothel creepers, my suggestively open shirt, chunky silver necklace, mouthful of fire.
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Ok, so I missed a hundred and one years of this thread. But hey, Razzly. Kind of creepy, but I know someone with that exact pair of underwear (or something very similar).
Yes, she shows them to me often. Hush. >.<
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Yay! you're back. Quick, tell us all about your convention in another thread.
We've had photos left right and centre and I finally managed to replicate that other photo you sent in.
P.S. hope your day is improving.
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Ok, so I missed a hundred and one years of this thread. But hey, Razzly. Kind of creepy, but I know someone with that exact pair of underwear (or something very similar).
Yes, she shows them to me often. Hush. >.<
Oh, reealllyyyy? ;) <3
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And who couldn't resist showing off their hello kittah knickers? You think I've never shown off my Smurfette budgie smugglers? It would be a travesty not to.
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I need a girl to show me her underwere. :(
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What do you mean?! Several girls around here have already shown us all their underware!
HOW MANY MORE PANTIES DO YOU NEED?! :P ;)
(http://www.tradeboss.com/attach/hash47/52271/sexy_panties2.jpg)
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Ewwwwww thongs! Bad Charles, posting such tasteless underwear! You'll scar the children!
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Better?
(http://muertoderisa.typepad.com/muerto_de_risa/images/pile_of_undies.jpg)
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I really hope that's the clean pile.
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ew?
I still wear boxers half the time, anyway
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What do you mean?! Several girls around here have already shown us all their underware!
HOW MANY MORE PANTIES DO YOU NEED?! :P ;)
(http://www.tradeboss.com/attach/hash47/52271/sexy_panties2.jpg)
I mean for realzies! Like in real life and stuff!
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@RoninAngel: I know, kidding. :P
@Akashayi: I'm still a nude many myself. Strutting around in my robe like I'm in the playboy mansion. But for daily use I vary all over the place from boxers to the briefs, G-strings and plain old jocks. Today I happened to wear the longs, 'cos it's freaking cold down here in the Great South Land.
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In true Monty Python Flying Cirus style parts of the human body number thirty seven the right nipple, the right nipple (with a scar) If you are at work dont look you have been warned!
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What's the scar from?
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I got into a fight with a angle grinder and well came in second place :-\
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I have a large scar near my groin... Not sure you want to see it though ;D
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o.O
from what?
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Hernia opperation in the lower abdomen... like REALLY lower abdomen. Starts less than an inch above the "Mighty Oak" and runs to my left in line with my hip for 5-6 inches.
...QUICK! WHATS SOMETHING SEXY?
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Absolutely not that >.<
Chicks with big guns?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246932699943.jpg)
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PHWOAR a Russain sniper rifle *DDRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL* sorry :-[
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Nononon!
This is big guns: http://cattifer.com/blogalog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bazooka.jpg
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I have to admit I dont get the whole "Chicks with big guns" thing... anyone care to explain?
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Chicks = <3
Big guns = <3
Chicks with big guns = <3<3
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Ok need more detail on "Big guns = <3"
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WHAT?!
But but but but...
*mental image of stroking shining bazooka*
*chills of pleasure*
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:o
Nope still dont get it... maybe it's just me... I'm just wrong...
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Why stop at just that?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246920054461.jpg)
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right where did i put that hanky....my chin is drooling :o
Edit: ok how about this a Assualt Rifle and a fast car? (NSFW!!)
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Since when are things that kill people sexy? Psssh, guns.
I say take out the chicks and big... Uh... Spoons, out!
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Since when are things that kill people sexy? Psssh, guns.
I say take out the chicks and big... Uh... Spoons, out!
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. And people are sexy, aren't they?
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Some are... ;)
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Since when are things that kill people sexy? Psssh, guns.
I say take out the chicks and big... Uh... Spoons, out!
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. And people are sexy, aren't they?
That doesn't change the fact that guns are things invented to kill. Just kill. (I can betcha that the first gun wasn't done for shooting-contests.)
People are sexy only sometimes.
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Nope still dont get it... maybe it's just me... I'm just wrong...
I think it's suppose to be a strong woman kind of thing... I'm not sure though.
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I have to admit I dont get the whole "Chicks with big guns" thing... anyone care to explain?
Um... for the same reason that hot lesbians are fucking awsome?
Becuase 1 + 1 = 2 ?!?
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Well, when we're talking about porno, "lesbian" is a kind of loaded concept. Oftentimes, it really means "Gay for Pay" or "Bisexual". However, if they are real lesbians, you know, the kind that doesn't have sex with men, I'm fine with that too. I am a voyar. I like to watch. :-[
Yes you are female. I'm jealous. No one will ever lick my pussy because I don't have one.
:(
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That doesn't change the fact that guns are things invented to kill. Just kill. (I can betcha that the first gun wasn't done for shooting-contests.)
People are sexy only sometimes.
Well, you got me there.
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Sure. Just as soon as I get those magical powers I sent for.
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and suddenly we all realise why Maytag has a possion of possession... So she can exchange junk *PMSL*
Chicks with big guns? Well it's probably in line with the same reason many girls fall for the bad boys. It's a danger thing, but yeah, strong women come into it as well.
Which of these to you find sexier?
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/the-perfect-girl-demotivational-poster-1215717516.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/16/633754807268288915-chickswithguns.jpg)
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What you mean there was a lassie there in the second one? :o
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(http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/ORD_EM_Rail_Gun_32MJ_Lab_Dahlgren_lg.jpg)
now That's a gun *drool*
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Pozf, you had to post a picture of a railgun?
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It's all about the rail gun you get in MGS4.
Best picture I could find. Oh, man, sex!
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/944/201456-rail_gun_mgs_4.jpg)
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Pozf, you had to post a picture of a railgun?
Yes. Yes I did.
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Folks come on if your going to post weaponary put up some thing a human can carry with out any sort of enhancments please . (ignore me im in a strange mood tonight, sunday must of been more intense than i first thought)
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Oh fuck.
that MGS4 picture was on Shadow Moses. HATE that part with a passion.
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and suddenly we all realise why Maytag has a possion of possession... So she can exchange junk *PMSL*
Chicks with big guns? Well it's probably in line with the same reason many girls fall for the bad boys. It's a danger thing, but yeah, strong women come into it as well.
Which of these to you find sexier?
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/the-perfect-girl-demotivational-poster-1215717516.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/16/633754807268288915-chickswithguns.jpg)
clearly number 1. But it's not like I would kick number 2 out of bed.
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Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.
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and suddenly we all realise why Maytag has a possion of possession... So she can exchange junk *PMSL*
Chicks with big guns? Well it's probably in line with the same reason many girls fall for the bad boys. It's a danger thing, but yeah, strong women come into it as well.
Which of these to you find sexier?
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/the-perfect-girl-demotivational-poster-1215717516.jpg)
I'm pretty sure Revy is none of those things.
(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/321/10774-revy_large.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/16/633754807268288915-chickswithguns.jpg)
Oh hells yes.
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Also Lol, ridiculous, unrealistic fantasies.
...
:(
I just want to be loved.
We love you! :D :-*
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Sorry Deatzh not in a lovable mood jsut now :-\ any other time aye but not right now.
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awwww, you don't like my hairy chest? :P
Yeah, understood. and Hey! Nothing wrong with fantasies. Go for it girl! Although if it's TOTALLY unrealistic and you're rejecting/ignoring other opportunities to fall in love because of your hope for the possibility, then yeah, I can understand how that would suck.
But regardless WE LOVE YOU :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.
Sorry you feel that way.
More for me.
And I don't love you, Deathz. Your way too mean.
...
And I'm kinda afraid of you.
I think your cool and unquie though. That's something right?
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Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.
Sorry you feel that way.
More for me.
Indeed. More pictures.
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Lol, I totally meant physically, also implied rather vaguely that I'm having ridiculous, unrealistic fantasies about being with someone.
Although I would gladly hug many of you, I don't think that I would want to be loved by any of you. :P
not me? Damn it Deatzh...
Razzly? ;)
I'm just exploring :p
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If you want to go exploring Leana im off on my wanders again soon
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Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.
Sorry you feel that way.
More for me.
Indeed. More pictures.
I only have pictures of you, so what's the difference?
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Ronin: ...Except I don't have anything to do with anything?
I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.
I'm off to sleep my depression off. Byes.
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I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.
I'm off to sleep my depression off. Byes.
only the pictures we all have, dear. relax
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Wander where Odd? Can i go?
Otherwise i'll stick to exploring all these pretty ppl here :) :-*
@razzly and deathz...kinky stuff...i'm loving it!!!
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I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.
I'm off to sleep my depression off. Byes.
only the pictures we all have, dear. relax
Did you actually save them, or are they just in your head?
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@Razzly: I remember spotting them on a computer I haven't used in a long time. So I might still have them in the Internet cache on that machine. Why did you loose your copy?
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off down to Englandshire then up North of me next week
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@Razzly:
In my spank bank, of course.
Easy to access, ready at touch at of a button, or the rub of a body part as the case may be. :P
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Charles: Oh, I didn't. I still have them, I was just... Curious. Didn't think they'd actually end up on someone's harddrive.
Ronin: Jeezus.
I thought you might, Deatzh.
EDIT: Ok, NOW I'm off to bed.
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Bye sleepyhead. :-*
I had a yummy sandwitch just now and I'm listening to paper planes by MIA and I need to do laundy and take a nap. Nothing sexy going on.
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I'm home alone for the day again. (time off for work over the last few nights)
So I might do some more photographs for this thread if I'm in the mood or if Akashayi gives me more samples to replicate.
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okay...
1> cute hello kitty panties razzly^_^ :-* i want some!
2> i have a bodice thingy and I have a piccy of me in it somewhere... but i have no idea where it is right now. I'll take a piccy and get it developed and i should have it by next week.;)
3> ...I don't like guns but hot anime girls with two color eyes... meow. oh and sis and I both agree bad girl was hotter looking. but we think it's partially on point that she's Asian.
4> I'll post a pic of my sword as soon as i get a pic of that online too.;)
5> I'm wearing my St Edward Help wave t-shirt today. and brand new white panties.
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I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.
Yay, biting.
Did you actually save them, or are they just in your head?
I was joking whenever I said *right click, save* just so you know.
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Not that anyone would fault you for it if you wearn't. ;)
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3> ...I don't like guns but hot anime girls with two color eyes... meow.
You ask and I deliver... Sorry about no Anime though:
(http://www.innocentpranks.com/Demotivational_Posters_Page_6_files/epic-eyes-bj-blowjob-demotivational-poster.jpg)
oh and sis and I both agree bad girl was hotter looking. but we think it's partially on point that she's Asian.
Well, just to remove the Asian chick from the equasion, does this still rule?
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/18/633519811369250943-wmd---chicks-with-guns.jpg)
Also, is it just me or is this likely to be every lesbian's dream girl?
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234958050_amazing_tongue_trick_chick.gif)
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3> ...I don't like guns but hot anime girls with two color eyes... meow.
You ask and I deliver... Sorry about no Anime though:
(http://www.innocentpranks.com/Demotivational_Posters_Page_6_files/epic-eyes-bj-blowjob-demotivational-poster.jpg)
oh and sis and I both agree bad girl was hotter looking. but we think it's partially on point that she's Asian.
Well, just to remove the Asian chick from the equasion, does this still rule?
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/18/633519811369250943-wmd---chicks-with-guns.jpg)
Also, is it just me or is this likely to be every lesbian's dream girl?
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234958050_amazing_tongue_trick_chick.gif)
It's just you. :-\
The first girl is attractive though.
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Your history teacher looked like THAT! Wow, I'll bet I would have studied HARD in that class :P
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Your history teacher looked like THAT! Wow, I'll bet I would have studied HARD in that class :P
Bet that wouldn't be the only thing hard in your class...
But damn, heterochromia? Sigh...but I'd never get a girlfriend if that was one of my criteria. Maybe if I can convince a girl to always wear one colored contact...
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I somehow think the green one is a contact lens, looks really fake, 'course I wouldn't be able to tell you without a higher res picture.
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I somehow think the green one is a contact lens, looks really fake, 'course I wouldn't be able to tell you without a higher res picture.
It's possible. The color looks wrong for a real green eye. Though, I can't just say it's not real, because some people just have different eye colors.
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Why haven't we checked out a teacher or two over the years?
Hell I had quite a few good looking over the years
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idk most of my teachers weren't really hawt.
there was one in high school but he was married.
I thought the girl with the two different color eyes looked pretty. :-*
Gotta love the good ol USof A^_^ ;D
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Why haven't we checked out a teacher or two over the years?
Hell I had quite a few good looking over the years
I've had only one attractive female teacher.
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that's unfortunate. I've had .... 4 or 5.
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My spanish teacher was kinda pretty some guys might've thought she was hawt.
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why do you have a teacher fetish, Deatzh?
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Oh my goodness, the two-eye-colour-girl is ADORABLE! I wish I looked like her! She's so cute I could squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze her to death! <3
Just a note though, the green one is definietly fake. It also is either impossible or very, very rare to have one green and one blue eye, because green eyes are caused by the same dominant gene as brown, and the blue-eye gene is a recessive one. This means that if a person has both the blue-eye and brown-eye gene, the brown-eye gene takes over the blue one and you get brown eyes. To be blue-eyed you have to have two blue-eye genes.
Yaaaaay for genetic studies in high school.
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ok going back to my dark and distant past called High School had a crush on my geography teacher. she always wore these loose fitting blouse's and each time she bent over to help anyone we tried to take a peak down her top............ah those where the only good days ::)
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my first crush ever was my first grade teacher.
she didn't think that it was appropriate.
apperently I never learned the lession about about inapropraite crushes. :P
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I have a teacher fetish, too. I've only had a few teachers that I found attractive, and that was in college. But I have a healthy interest in teacher porn >.>
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I just like when they're all like "You've been bad, you need to stay after class."
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
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Hahah, that reminds me... My math teacher had a tattoo of small, pink and blue elephants going around his upper arm, holding eachother's tails. <3
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Maybe I should get one like that. You know. super cute a girly. Becuase I am so girly on the inside.
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Now this is a TRUE! tramp stamp
(http://www.geekstir.com/img/dhts.jpg)
Anyone else remember the good old duck hunt?
Looks cute doesn't it? Until you realise that it's inviting you to "shoot there" :o ;D
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Indeed the ultimate in nerd/geek tramp stamp.
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I SOOOOOOOOOOO wanted to blow that dog away.
I swear if the game EVER gets redesigned and they're asking for suggestions, my first one is going to be a special move for allowing me to blast that laughing dog's head off.
(http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/duckhunt-dog-laugh.gif)
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Now this is a TRUE! tramp stamp
(http://www.geekstir.com/img/dhts.jpg)
Anyone else remember the good old duck hunt?
Looks cute doesn't it? Until you realise that it's inviting you to "shoot there" :o ;D
I wouldn't mind jizzing on that stupid dog. That'd show him. >:(
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That dog haunted my childhood. I prefer the clay shooting from duck hunt, anyway >.>
So not sexy on a girl's back, though.
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The dog must die!!!! always aimed at that bluddy dog and ended up killing ducks instead.
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I always thought the dog was hilarious... then again I was 3.
Now tell me, how many of you felt old when you read that ;D
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*sticks hand up*
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Good who else?
Commmmooon lemme laugh at your age, and pain. Mostly about the pain.
I know Akasha will... everything I say seems to make her feel old >.>;
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I didn't feel old.
I didn't get a nintento till I was 8 or so. But that's not such a big difference.
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My father works in the computer industry so I've been accustomed to computers and game consoles all my life (heck he can remember scolding me for colouring in on his programming punched cards).
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You are a bad boy!
Only colour in your colouring books!
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Pozf I curse you and your youthfullness.DAM YOU!!!!
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hey hey hey. there Are people on the forum younger than I.
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Great now I feel really ancient.....But happy belated birthaday any hoo Deatzh
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I believe Chag is the other person who's younger.
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Could be that NightWraith is the oldest..
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I figured Odd was.
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ok enough of that now :(
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I'm not trying to make you feel old *this time* >.>
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Back on topic.
What's the biggest age difference you're ok with when considering lovers? :P
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I'd say -7/8 to +5 :-[
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One month! + or - any more and it's no go...
Man I'm weird when I don't get enough sleep
But really, I have no idea, I could probably tell you in a couple of years when it matters less.
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+/- ten years. well my ex was ten years older than me and she still acted immature :-\
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I'd say 10 years is the max
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Back on topic.
What's the biggest age difference you're ok with when considering lovers? :P
My boyfreind is 57 and I'm 27 so I guess I'm not so picky on the plus end. :'(
As far as younger, I just try to keep it legal. You know becuase breaking the law is bad. :'(
Yes. I am a Weirdo. :'(
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Not really Ronnin cos I wont go below 18
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Back on topic.
What's the biggest age difference you're ok with when considering lovers? :P
It depends. I generally don't think about it, but if it were my choice it would be +/- 2 years or three years or so, as a rule of thumb, mainly because I can't think I'd get on too well with someone too much further from my frame of reference, especially as I'm getting further away from high school age, and I doubt I'd ever find someone of that age that was mature enough (not saying it's impossible, just unlikely).
But if they have the right personality and like me I'm not going to be "no whey" because they're four or five years older or younger.
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10 years seems like a general good number but one set of my grandparents was 11 and I've known quite a few at the 10 year mark who worked together without a problem so I doubt there's really anything to it.
I don't believe it matters but I'd also venture to say that the older the pair are together, the less of a deal it seems (so a 20 and a 35 year old won't seem as odd as a 50 and a 65 year old).
The two problems you get if its a relationship are...
1. Generational differences: Here you grew up with different technologies and different cartoons, etc. You'll probably both hang out with different groups of friends at far different age levels and generations appart from each other (although, having said that, I'm 28 and there's a bunch of people I hang out with who are over 40)
2. Age health: Yep, when you're hitting dirty thirty they're well past over the hill 40 mark. They'll probably start hitting age related health problems well before you do and that could become restrictive for you as their partner.
For a basic friendship or just a bit of bonking I don't really see any issue regardless of age gap.
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Could be that NightWraith is the oldest..
Brion is... then me, then odd I think
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*meh* I'm 28 and I would date a girl who's 16 (legal in Australia) if I got on with her and we had a connection. Same with older women. I know a few who are 40 or over and still wonderful, fun people.
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There's not a fixed number of years of difference that makes it acceptable.
It depends on both ages.
Let's say I'm 26 and I'm dating a 18y girl (true), that's acceptable right?
Now Let's say someone in his 25 dates a 15y old girl, that's kinda weird. From 15 to 18 there's a BIG difference.
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I must confess, despite my statement about dating someone as young as 16, there's a BIG difference between someone still in highschool and someone out of it.
All that worry and angst you felt about your status, popularity and life in the school suddenly becomes seen as a huge nothing. You don't have to see those teachers or students on a daily basis any more, heck, the only people who matter any more are the ones you choose to keep in touch with. You get a job and you know that if you really hate the people or atmosphere there then you have the power to say fuck it and quit.
I think you really grow an amazing amount in that first 6-12 months out of school since responsibility for your life is suddenly yours. You can get into clubs, sign documents, rent a home, get a job, pay bills, drive, by a car and really take control of your own life and the direction you want to take it. You loose the routine and certainty you had about each day of your life with school.
It all changes a person and lets them learn a whole lot about themselves when their own life really becomes their own responsibility.
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Yeah-
NO SHIT. :(
GOOD RIDDANCE. :(
FUCK THAT SHIT! >:(
ALSO, I AM GLAD AND SURPRISED I SURVIVED IT!
:o
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currently wearing my rhode island T-shirt and black work pants. and black socks. adn a white pony tail
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I thought you had auborn hair, smiles?
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wearing my black tank camo and chef pants.
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I have brown hair. it's gonna be so weird when I dye it blond next year.
currently wearing Selan's fave shirt and red shorts. no sock currently.
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trying to get motivated. wearing purple shirt and sweat pants, as always.
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That shirt is MINE!!
And one day i'll have it!
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... did I miss something?
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Selan has been having this strange fettish for over a year for a shirt Smiles wore on a pic she posted a long while (over a year or something) ago...
Selan is known to be the godess of abnormality....this explains it all....
She will always be a weird person...and to me the most normal person i know
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She will always be a weird person...and to me the most normal person i know
She seems very normal to me.
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She will always be a weird person...and to me the most normal person i know
She seems very normal to me.
Which only shows how abnormal she is. ;)
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I meant normal normal, not mine standard of normal.
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That shirt is MINE!!
And one day i'll have it!
:P
not unless yo get your own. ;)
I'm wearing my three monkeys USA Blue shirt with dark blue panties and flip flops.
my hair is down tonight. I even took a piccy. ::) i don't usually wear my hair down and all. so when I have good hair nights I like to share. :-*
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I'm anything but normal.. But thanks for thinking that i am, hehehehe That means that there is hope :P
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*nods* Normalacy is overrated.
today I'm wearing my blue army camouflage babydoll t-shirt with black pants ad socks and tennis shoes. (I have to leave for work soon.)
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You are torturing my by having my shirt in your siggy!
Wearing a hoody and jeans
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i know. but this way everyone can know what t-shirt we fight over. ;D
right now I'm wearing the same shirt but no pants. ;D :-* just my medium blue panties
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wearing a white t-shirt, chef pants, and white socks
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Wearing a red, blue and whiteish Hyundai advertizing towel around my neck and a stainless steel wrist watch. Nothing else :P
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In my old green Mountaineering Council Of Scotland T-shirt and a pair of black tracksuit bottoms
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Wearing a purple shirt and jeans and flip flops :)
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Well lets see how long they leave this up.
Finally found the time to replicate that other photo of Akashayi's. Didn't quite get the arm holding the camera/notebook right and I realised afterwards that her stance was with weight on the left foot, not the right *shrug*
Prepare to loose breakfast this time.
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charscythe2.jpg)
hrmbp BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!
That's exactly what I did when I looked at that. On the inside.
I dunno, that's just funny. No offense charles, you look great BWAHAHAHA!!
I'm sorry, I don't know why it's funny..I guess it's because you're like striking a pose but you're actually a very goofy aussie. WTF haha...I dunno sorry. I have a picture of my friend naked at an out-of-hand party and it always cracks me up too. He looks so funny.
Okay yeah sorry I really have to man up if everybody's gracing this thread with their awesome bodies. I'm already a lot thinner from living in this sweltering island paradise...*freaking cockroach-infested grumble grumble*...not that I really care anyway..but I look less like a fat old guy now and more like a thinnish old guy. but anyway, yeah I'll have to show off my jackedness.
If only I wasn't so freaking lazy ::)...but anyway, you panty girls need to do full-body shots. To me it's much sexier if I can see your eyes. If it's just like a random torso wearing panties, it does nothing for me. *shrug*
Of course I missed Selan's too. Her pictures are like mushrooms in the forest-they pop up when you least expect it and last only for a few days...
now I'll continue looking back for naked Akasha...I think...though I really should be in bed.
Panties Razzly was so disappointing. Sorry Raz!! Anyway, as much as I love panties (and I do..) your eyes and smile are almost certainly your most attractive features. If they were in the picture too then I think it might be hot. But then again, I guess that's the problem...at that point the picture can be tracked back to you if some douche decides to go post it somewhere or whatnot.
Oh and so glad Chag's back... :D :D :D ... we've never talked much but I like your posts.
OH! Nearly forgot! Odd your boxers pic was pretty epic!
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naked viewing complete...I think.
Sigh I hope I never have to go through that again...Akasha you are extremely cute though :-*
I be a good boy now though and go to bed.
charles you are extremely brave. I envy you sir. Or madam, as the case may be.
No, but...I dunno, the one eating the camera with the sleeves was a little...much maybe. Just seemed sort of wrong somehow.
But whatever, it's fine!
It wouldn't be fair anyway if it were only girls posting "adventurous" pictures, and hey, it seems like you're having fun. Why should men's bodies be hidden away while women's bodies are flaunted?
You're an inspiration to us all, charles!
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Had to go back and look at my boxer pic. Did not realise the gap in my front teeth was so noticeable when I smile :o
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UIS: Lovely to have you back! We missed you.
Also, er, I'm not sure wether I'm supposed to be offended or flattered about that. :-[
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Coca Cola Shirt
Dr. Pepper Sweatpants
Black Socks, and Black/Blue Flip Flops.
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@Trombonefellow ...sounds like you are into coke (soda) ;)
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Hehehe i'm a mushroom
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mushroom? :o...what happened????
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Got to be careful of those wild forest mushrooms ;P
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i hear they're hallucinogenic. ;D
anyways I'm wearing my Cats t-shirt and blue jeans to go out to the harry potter premier tonight.
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Hi Umber! I missed you!
:D
What's up dude?
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Had to go back and look at my boxer pic. Did not realise the gap in my front teeth was so noticeable when I smile :o
Well, but Ｉ was too busy looking at your rocking hiking legs to notice it. ;D
UIS: Lovely to have you back! We missed you.
Also, er, I'm not sure wether I'm supposed to be offended or flattered about that. :-[
Thanks! I've been too busy to miss you guys much, but reading back on this thread was very fun and seemed like coming home.
Um...be flattered please? :P it was fine..I dunno-thinking about it again maybe I didn't prefer the style of underwear...but anyway I really do think panty pictures are so much better with eyes included...I am also far more of a fanny fan than a frontal view guy.
Did Chag ever get the nosebleed she was after?
Hehehe i'm a mushroom
:) :)
Hi Umber! I missed you!
:D
What's up dude?
Dude! Well I got kidnapped by toilet snakes for a while..they were cool though, they let me go after I showed them pictures of Akasha...
ok gotta go for now! Wifey's here and wants the computer back..
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Yay! Umber!
Anyway this super kinky fetish artist came out with a new comic and I am kinda fanboyish about it right now.
It's really really dirty and carries some unfortunent implications at times, but man, Jesus, God, Cthulu, is it hot!
It's Micheal Mannings new Tranceptor book and you can find more information on it at (NSFW) www.thespidergarden.net.
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wearing neon grean and light pink powder puff football t-shirt,gemmed hip hugger blue jeans ang butterfly toe socks.
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http://www.thespidergarden.net/
You missed a 'the' in there, Ronin
Looking at it, it kind of reminds me of Giger, except... different. More in your face pornographic content instead of things tha :Pt we might be able to write off as erotic.
Thankyou. :-*
I'll fix it.
I think it's erotic and pornographic.
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Ahh~<3
Guess who is wearing nothing but pajama pants and currently smells like mango shower-creme and roses? Me!
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Oh mango! Never had that as a shower cream... Must be a heavenly smell.
I use this i love it, i even wash my hair with it sometimes because i love the smell
(http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/palmolive_aroma_therapy_shower_gel_anti-stress_28818.jpg)
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Wearing a pair of shorts and nothing else.
Its really hot here tonight.
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the air conditioning is making me feel like ice.
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I'm in my work clothes but I am wearing a G-String *shrug*
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Sitting here in a pair of black boxers playing my flute for a bit before bed.
Ya know that song at the end of the poke'mon 2000 movie, its harder than it sounds to play.
[refrains from making a comment about playing one's "flute"]
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[refrains from making a comment about playing one's "flute"]
Good.
Because I attack people who make silly jokes about flutes.
Lol, not really. Not in this case. But any cases where anyone goes, "Oh, you play flute? LOL WELL YOU'LL LOVE THIS. THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP-" which is where I cut them off, explaining to them in detail just how that's a bad idea and just how it would hurt.
...it becomes very unfunny at that point. They usually walk away.
SERVES THEM RIGHT. Gotta respect that annoying instrument.
...I love the flute.
I never even saw that movie.
But that wasn't the joke I was going to make. ;)
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yeah That wasn't what I thought cbdsm was thinking either...
on that note I'm going to bed.
and so of course I'm in the nude^_^
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yeah That wasn't what I thought cbdsm was thinking either...
on that note I'm going to bed.
and so of course I'm in the nude^_^
Hey, get your bondage out of my crystal dragon.
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sitting here in a dressing gown just had a shower
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Naked, in bed, on the laptop having a fasinating discussion with razzly and Selan on suicide... Think I'll log out and watch Harry Potter ;)
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Sorry - just had to drop in and mention that WhyTF was I hypercriticizing Razzly's panty picture? It took a lot of guts to do it and it's still something I never thought I'd see in my lifetime, so I should have just said "Yay"...sorry I think I was a little moody that night. :P
Taiwan is hard on a guy..my job is so freaking hard now. It'll be better once I train some more, but right now it's really hard (teaching English in a really intense system which is very demanding on the teacher (as well as downright abusive for the kids) - you have to be able to translate back and forth from Chinese and correct mistakes very quickly and well - the training takes about 4 to 5 months)
But anyway...is pornographic erotic just by definition? Or is not all porn erotic?????
um ok see yuh Charles..
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UIS, you don't -have- to like a picture of my crotch! Seriously, silly thing, apologizing for something like that. <3 ;) I still love my Hello-kitty underwear though.
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UIS, you don't -have- to like a picture of my crotch! Seriously, silly thing, apologizing for something like that. <3 ;) I still love my Hello-kitty underwear though.
ok then, I LOVE the picture of your crotch!
no but seriously, it's sexier when you put it that way ;)
anyhow: Deatzh LOVES the flute! /reference to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, which is clearly the best movie ever.
I don't recommend it to anyone here though, the humor's probably a little too highbrow.
But yeah, definitely not all erotic things are pornographic. And 2 girls 1 cup, I wonder if that could even really be called erotic. Well, I guess for some people..
in Japan
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And I guess the level of pain would depend on the flute, I imagine a plain wooden flute wouldn't be too painful, while the metal one with keys most certainly has potential for severe permanent injuries.
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UIS, you don't -have- to like a picture of my crotch!
You win "Quote-of-the-Day" award.
Sigh....but now I've wasted too much time on the internet for today....ttfn!
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:'( just remembered one of my friends played the flute
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ugh it's so hot today I'm wearing nothing but my panties ::)
*goes to turn on the air conditioner*
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Black track suit bottoms and a grey T-shirt nothing special
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I have two bamboo flutes >.>
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can you play them?
and the air made it so I had to put on clothes so I'm wearing a grey t-shirt with a glow in the dark bat on it and blue jean shorts.
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Posting naked from bed, with my Iphone, which is annoying, but that's how much I like you guys.
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*cuddles with churba* I'm cold now. i neeed some valuable cuddle time
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*joins the cuddle to make it a group cuddle*
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The sexy...it's calling to me....
./throws shirt across the room and joins in.
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I've been informed that this thread needs more sexy.
Do we need to resort to photos again? 'Cos I'll do it! Now get naked and join the group cuddle in Churba's bed people... Oh, and bring some food if you can. Your body should be the platter.
(http://www.elsaelsa.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/naked_food_sushi_2.jpg)
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Charles! When did you get so attractive...and...female.... and asian?
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I've been informed that this thread needs more sexy.
Do we need to resort to photos again? 'Cos I'll do it! Now get naked and join the group cuddle in Churba's bed people... Oh, and bring some food if you can. Your body should be the platter.
(http://www.elsaelsa.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/naked_food_sushi_2.jpg)
(http://vs032.yuvutu.com/prod/thumbnails/251989_Alana2.jpg)
... not really in the mood for sushi. cake sounds good though.
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@Smiles: Eat up.
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb282/Swedishfarmgirl13/Happy%20Birthday/sexy-birthday-pic-1.jpg)
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that actually.... does not look tasty. or sexy. ._.
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Changed it.
Better?
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._.
Maybe I'm just too geekgay.
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My firewall must be blocking the image.
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Muscular bloke holding a cake to block out just the right place.
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wearing black and gold cheerleading clinic t-shirt and chef whites.
nekkid food cuddles? sounds messy.
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Messy, but fun ;D
(http://www.hotlivesexynaked.com/images/sexy-messy-fun.jpg)
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Muscular bloke holding a cake to block out just the right place.
I see.
Yeah, my firewall is a funny one. I can't visit, for instance, girlscouts.org, babelfish, or the wikipedia articles for John Hancock or Buster Keaton.
I also can't go to youtube. Freakin' youtube!
I mean, vtunnel solves all that, but still, it's annoying.
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O.o underage girl to the left?
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Deatzh, I would think this type of flute would cause less injuries and possibly even be pleasurable? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorder
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•The Australian navy pays for enlisted women to have breast augmentation, reasoning that it boosts confidence, making them better fighters.
Charles, is this true?
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•The Australian navy pays for enlisted women to have breast augmentation, reasoning that it boosts confidence, making them better fighters.
Charles, is this true?
To a degree... apparently yes :'(
http://www.realself.com/news/australian-navy-breast-implants/55293
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•The Australian navy pays for enlisted women to have breast augmentation, reasoning that it boosts confidence, making them better fighters.
Charles, is this true?
To a degree... apparently yes :'(
http://www.realself.com/news/australian-navy-breast-implants/55293
I see. That's...interesting.
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... two questions is the frosting buttercreme and is the cake made of chocolate?
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•The Australian navy pays for enlisted women to have breast augmentation, reasoning that it boosts confidence, making them better fighters.
Charles, is this true?
To a degree... apparently yes :'(
http://www.realself.com/news/australian-navy-breast-implants/55293
Anything for guys joining the Aussie navy? :P
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Posting naked and more than a little drunk, from bed again. In a gropey, cheeky mood, but nobody to either grope or be cheeky to around, so I'm going to sleep. Proposition me, gorgeous people, I'll catch up with my pick and choice of the winners in the morning.
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wearing just a pair of blue panties.
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Messy, but fun ;D
(http://www.hotlivesexynaked.com/images/sexy-messy-fun.jpg)
I like that picture.
Mostly becuase of thier facial expressions. They look silly.
I think not taking your self too seriously is sexy.
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I dont know Ronin.. the expression of the one on the right I find um.. a little creepy. May just be the camera angle.
sigh and I am wearing a short skirt and a basque...
A word of advice guys never ever make a bet with a dominant friend who likes to making her submissives cross-dress...
Yeah, I lost.
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Lol Tough luck mate, wearing my grey Avro T-shirt and black jogging trousers
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idk they both look a little possessed to me. :-\
I'm wearing red shorts and my DARE t-shirt today.
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wearing just my chef pants.
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Just jeans and a volcom T-shirt, with my boots. Pretty boring, but I have 7 hours on a bus ahead of me, so I'm not going to fancy.
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THIS is what I'm wearing right now ;D
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3153/wearing.jpg)
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Playboy robe = awesome! ;D
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wearing a yellow sports bra and a pair of chef pants.
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I'm wearing..........NOTHING!!! (sorry pics are not avialable at this time)
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hell yes @ that robe, Andrea!
I've been in silky pj's all morning, lazing about and recovering.
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Just a pair of jeans that sit low on my hips, and nowt else.
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Is wearing panties and a bathrobe.
Just five min ago I wore nothing and a bathrobe.
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Black t-shirt, black jeans, black socks, black boxers :P
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Grey T-shirt (Has red words on it), Black and Red Sweat Pants, White socks
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My workout gear - a pair of light long pants, and a tight-ish t-shirt
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oh, and I wish I'd been able to come visit you Chag ;)
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just wearing my chef pants atm .... should prolly put a shirt on though the air is making it cold in here.
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Just wearing a T-shirt and PJ bottoms
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well I just took off my jeans socks and shoes. So currently I am wearing my white undies and my skull and cross bones hug and kisses Shirt.
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An eye-murdering, neon-pink Pucca-tshirt, baggy jeans from the gentlemen's department and a pink belt with skulls on it.
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Black boxers and a cream-grey t-shirt with the Scout 2001 logo (First international jamboree in Sweden, 25'000 scouts/guides from around 40 different countries and about 2'500 service crew)
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My housemate is away till tomorrow, so I'm just lounging around nekkid. I like it.
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oooh i want a pink belt with skulls on it!
I'm wearing My chicago bears chick t-shirt with the baby chick hatched on it, and white undies.
I had so much trouble with my bra today my boobs kept falling out of it. :o I think it's time to buy a new one.
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My new thermal undies and vest, seeing if they fit for saturday.
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Woohoo! My housemate is out again till tomorrow, so I'm lounging around nekkid again.
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^^ Oh the horror the horror who will think of the children?
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Who gives a damn about the childeren? I'm busy with nekkid time. I might put my clothes on and take some photos later.
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Why bother putting your clothes back on? Just take photos now ;)
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Why bother putting your clothes back on? Just take photos now ;)
Because you need to earn those photos.
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With moneys?
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Who gives a damn about the childeren? I'm busy with nekkid time. I might put my clothes on and take some photos later.
sorry but you saying nekkid time made me think of this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/potterpuppetpals/ (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/potterpuppetpals/)
currently wearing a white sox t-shirt and blue panties but most of the day I was totally naked. till about 6:30pm actually.
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With moneys?
You could, but there are easier ways.
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I demand more sexy in this thread! :D
Also, finger nibbling/sucking is so god damn hot. I wonder if I like people sucking on my fingers because of gender dysphoria bs, or because it's just really hot? Experiences, anyone?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1ee2f767d84dbdf4e63689eb75ca2017.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/cake.jpg)
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mmmmm cake :)
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strawberries and frosting. so good.
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As long as it's none of that butter cream crap.
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no i have a feeling that's the real thing. ;D no buttercreme there.
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Hurray for suggestive white stuff.
Btw, wearing kimono and shorts. The only thing I feel interesting enough to tell everyone.
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I could tell you some thing about it Akashayi............but I wont just to tease you ;) wearing a grey T-shirt and PJ bottoms
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oh, don't make me nibble your fingers, Oddball ;P
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HEHE Ah my pet here are my cream covered fingers ;)
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Wearing shorts and nothing more ;D
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what kind of shorts?
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what kind of shorts?
*Sings* HE WEARS SHORT SHORTS!
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I demand more sexy in this thread! :D
Also, finger nibbling/sucking is so god damn hot. I wonder if I like people sucking on my fingers because of gender dysphoria bs, or because it's just really hot? Experiences, anyone?
I'll offer them if "needed" >:D, but it's not really a turnon for me.
I've licked toes once. It was pretty hot, but it was really more of a heat of the moment didn't think about what I was doing kind of thing. It was an awesome moment though. I like licking armpits sort of...is that weird? I sort of like acting/feeling like an animal.
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I don't think it's weird, though armpits really aren't my thing. I like running sharp things across people and watching them squirm, is that weird? ;P But seriously- I think I'm getting more of the 'it's not really gross if you're giving pleasure' attitude as I become more...experienced... in life. After whatever, I can freak out and clean off really well as per ocd >.>
There really is something to be said about being passionate. (Koreans do passionate. Just look at SlayerS_`BoxeR`'s scv rush.)
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@Akashayi: not surprising at all for you. I think you just enjoy watching and making people squirm in general *lol* nibbling/sucking/licking will usually have that response too depending on the area. But yes, it's hot to do and watch not that I get much of that with my Mrs. She's too ticklish *lol*
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re armpits: yeah my wife is huge on us both showering very thoroughly immediately before sex. I don't know how I did it any other way before. It's just really nice, you know cuz you already have that great feeling of having just showered, and then woo! But yeah, so there's never any deoderant caked in there. That would be bad! Ptui! Ptui! Actually neither one of us wears it. Maybe being vegetarian helps, we don't stank that bad (I think >.>)
And she doesn't have any underarm hair to speak of. (Asian girls are magical) A bit, but not much. She probably doesn't go near mine though, although she will bite or like hickie onto my shoulders sometimes.
Jeez all this talk is making me wish she would come back (she's off visiting her parents, hence my crazy pic fest last night)
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But then you have to shower after sex, too. Well, it's good just to have good hygiene. You're wife sounds super cute, Umber.
You still have a lot to catch up on in the battle of insane pics though. You should post more XD
oh, and, regarding geeky sexy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/haxxorkiss.jpg)
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But then you have to shower after sex, too. Well, it's good just to have good hygiene. You're wife sounds super cute, Umber.
You still have a lot to catch up on in the battle of insane pics though. You should post more XD
um yeah, I don't shower after sex. >.> Like ten kleenexes and then *snore*. Wifey usually does go wash up. But that's the other good thing about showering before..you don't sweat as much if at all because your skin is cool from the water still evaporating.
She is extremely cute. She's getting a little old now, she looks like a mom but she's still super hot. A lot of my attraction nowadays though is just knowing what she's like in bed! I mean, I don't really think about what she looks like. I do like her skin though.
Ugh! okay, horny now... >:|
re pic: um, ok, so you mean you like geekiness in stuff such as Anime, not in people so much! :P People are more to be stepped on and whipped I guess?
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I just found that picture extremely hot for some reason. >.>
I meant in people, though. Programmers, hackers, gamers... all double plus points to attractiveness level.
I've just been reminded of how much fun showering with people can be. ...damn it.
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haha I'm so glad you're joining me in frustration :D
*sigh* I have to go get ready for work in a minute
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.. i've never actually showered with anyone.. I feel like I'm missing out. :(
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.. i've never actually showered with anyone.. I feel like I'm missing out. :(
I always had trouble with that, because 1)I had a small shower back home and 2)the last person I showered with is 6' 1" and I'm 6' 4", so things tended to get a bit cramped whenever you wanted to actually DO anything, be it washing or otherwise.
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well I'm happy to be 5' 2"
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well I'm happy to be 5' 2"
Well in THAT case...
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5'4" >.<
Being small does have it's advantages though
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idk I think I'd feel odd if i was 4' and my guy was tall enough that my face was at his waist.
btw I'm wearing nothing to bed tonight as usual ;)
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btw I'm wearing nothing to bed tonight as usual ;)
I'm about to catch some rack time myself, so ditto that.
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I've long wished to shower with a girl.
Unfortunately, I shower only beneath raging waterfalls and I have yet to find a woman who can withstand to the raging cascades. I know she's out there...somewhere...
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Unfortunately, I shower only beneath raging waterfalls and I have yet to find a woman who can withstand to the raging cascades. I know she's out there...somewhere...
Fuck. I can't resist what sounds like a challenge.
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Question for the women: If you could/can reach your nipple with your mouth, would/do you play with it with your tongue or suck on it?
I can't reach, but if i could then no. I don't like my breasts being handled or licked or whatever.
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i can reach mine and suck on em if i wanted to. *shrugs* my breasts never really turn me on. i always figured it to be a guy thing. ::)
I'm currently wearing my teddy bear dressed as a Bunny t-shirt and yellow panties.
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Can't reach either, but then again, I probably wouldn't lick or otherwise anyway, I just do that for my GF because it's pleasurable to her and I enjoy seeing her slowly succumbing to my ministrations :-*
Aside from that, I'm much more of a neck-kisser
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My Evil Monkey T-shirt and a pair of black jeans.....nothing exciting
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I bought a camera today, it's so good i want to have sex with it!
(http://www.letsgodigital.org/images/artikelen/38/panasonic-lumix-dmc-tz6.jpg)
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Its only a camera....looks better than my new one as well :-\
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It's not just a camera! It's pure love
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I wasn't really sure how to react. Was I supposed to be like, "Actually, sir, I'm totally a chick, and it's totally obvious"?
Smite him with your breasts.
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"I smite thee with my left breast! I smite thee with my right breast! What say you now, villain?"
"Smite me again, I beg you!"
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Before I stopped shaving I got referred to as female Constantly. And if I wear my hair down, I still get confused for a girl, even with obvious amounts of facial hair. Some people are just fucking blind. *grumble*
I correct people if they use feminine qualifiers at me more than once, usually snarkily
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I wasn't really sure how to react. Was I supposed to be like, "Actually, sir, I'm totally a chick, and it's totally obvious"?
Smite him with your breasts.
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"I smite thee with my left breast! I smite thee with my right breast! What say you now, villain?"
"Smite me again, I beg you!"
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;D ;D ;D ;D rofls!
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I'm heading out to kinky, Leeds pride, and back door disco(maybe) this weekend - bloody hell, filling my time with sexy time lately.
Edit - You are now reading the words Sexy time in borat's voice.
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I wasn't really sure how to react. Was I supposed to be like, "Actually, sir, I'm totally a chick, and it's totally obvious"?
This has totally never happened before. :I
My friend had that happen...was called "sir" by a guy. Of course, she's pretty flat and had was wearing men's clothes at the time.
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Some people are quite blind. But yeah... Breast smiting ftw!
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Being mistaken for the opposite gender is not as annoying as people thinking you are ten years younger than you are.
./sigh
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highly agrees
I'm wearing nothing right now as I'll be getting in the shower as soon as I'm done with breakfast.
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Jeans and a collared shirt.
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Being mistaken for the opposite gender is not as annoying as people thinking you are ten years younger than you are.
That will be less of a curse as you age
Also, still wearing what I sleep in, that is shorts.
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black cargo pants and a tshirt, surprise?
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Aparrently I'm wearing this:
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3100000/amulet-heart-shugo-chara-3118890-358-500.jpg
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That's hot, Oddball. ;P
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To think I actually had read some of that manga >.<
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Blame Chag for that, would rather be in my combats :-\
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/themajorisawesome.jpg)
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Yes thats hot but thnking more along the lines of camoflage :-\
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wearing nothing but my chef pants.
being mistaken for the wrong gender can be quite annoying. if you didn't know i had boobs i tend to dress very boyish and even like my hair really short. except my voice ruins the illusion as it's quite high pitched.
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Yeah, the only thing about that is that I like crossdressing and trying to pass as a dude. :P
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Hi you guys! I just got a new phone! It has a camera so maybe when I get it to work you'll finally get what you've all been waiting for, pictures of me! Also, I found the best site for porn ever: Sankaku Complex. It is supposedly not even a porn site, but if you go to the image section you can find oodles of hentie!
Have a good one guys! :D
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Heh. I already know about sankaku complex >.>
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Hot anime girlness needed?
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1967/yoko2qk0.png)
(http://dl4.glitter-graphics.net/pub/326/326384czy3xlac3z.jpg)
(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp69/nyappyninjakid/Anime/normal_anime_girl_246.jpg)
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/bf8f23a59f6ce3059c730ab5fa46fa561246467931_full.jpg)
I'm totally topless right now. :P in fact all I have on are my dark blue panties and my black socks ;D
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What is it about women that when you stick a pair of animal ears on 'em they get like 1,000% hotter?
Not Porny, but hot-
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/501194/kikuchi_makoto
That and nuns. ESPESHALLY NUNS!
Moderatly porny-
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/494242/censored-megane-nun-oppai-yuri
I'm wearing socks and a pair of kaki shorts.
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Yeah, the only thing about that is that I like crossdressing and trying to pass as a dude. :P
good for you. i've never done this before. but then never had a reason to.
love the kitty girls outfit.(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/bf8f23a59f6ce3059c730ab5fa46fa561246467931_full.jpg)
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[whisper/] she's not wearing any panties. :-[
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i'm wearing a white sports bra w/ my stripped ren-faire pants o.O.. I look.. "festive"..?
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I don't like the whole "tits hanging out under your shirt"-thing. How is that hot? it's just tacky and tasteless, a complete fashion no-no! Not to mention that a normal girl's breasts would droop and hang unless she's an A cup.
*nitpicks*
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And then again, all I see is a girl that's going to develop serious back problems by the time she's around 30...
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they're really not that huge for an anime character.
She is a larg c to a d cup. That's on the bigger size of par for the course for fanservice-y catgirls. I agree with razzly about the underboobs thing.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Underboobs
I always thought costumes featuring them were kind of silly, impractical and unrealistic. I mean, in real life, without adhesive her boobs would fall out. Side boobs, on the other hand- :P.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Stripperiffic
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Not to mention that a normal girl's breasts would droop and hang unless she's an A cup.
Or are fake as hell, and even then they'd droop *some*
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how tight is the top? :-\
i have nothing on... beneath my nightgown.
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wearing a blue T and PJ bottoms and naked underneath
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how tight is the top? :-\
I would say not tight at all, there are no stress marks on the material, and there isn't any sign of squishage on the breasts
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Yeah. I agree with that. It looks as if her shirt is "on top" of her breasts rather then her actually "wearing" it.
In amime, aparently, sexiness trumps physics.
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It's anime, Everything trumps physics.
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yeah it can be pretty unreal. :-\
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On another weird note, how about those muscle implants? How ridiculous are THOSE?
That's just plain lazy, L.A.Z.Y.
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i have a picture of two guys playing with fake breasts.... ::)
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Fake breasts are yucky. In real life.
@Deatzh: not all anime boobs are created equal. Some are more realistic then others. Sometimes a female's tits act much like they would in life, espeshally when they lie down. (Imlants don't spread out like real flesh when a girl lies on her back, it's one of the main ways to spot an implant).
And yes, you are quite right. Muscle implants are indeed yucky. So are penis implants. As far as fake body parts; in my oppinion, they're all kind of gross. With the possible exception being a really well done weave or wig. But it has to be indistinguishable from living hair. Maybe I just don't like fake looking things... :-\
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they were like rubber balloons with nipples...
fake penis implants? :'( (http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/duckman/sick.gif)
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yes indeed. for squick read more here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_implant
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aw i don't wanna read that. it's bad enough to know it's been done. (http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/smileydavid.gif)
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o.O
I'm actually not a fan of most anime boobs. The giant overflowing squishy watermelon boobs? Not such a big fan of. I'm pretty picky about attractiveness in boobs, and kind of smaller, natural ones are the best...in my opinion.
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As long as they look and act like real breasts, I have no problem with them. Well to a certian extent. Enormas yabbos ala pre enlargment Pam Anderson aren't really my style. Well then again Pam Anderson could do just about anything and she wouldn't be attractive so bad example. Anyways, what's up with you guys?
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Exactly!
It's like anime (porn) artists think boobs work like this:
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8811/boobsp.jpg) (http://img512.imageshack.us/i/boobsp.jpg/)
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Hahaha, that's amusing, Razzly.
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On another weird note, how about those muscle implants? How ridiculous are THOSE?
See, the whole concept of "muscle implants" sounds awesome, but I know it can't be.
o.O
I'm actually not a fan of most anime boobs. The giant overflowing squishy watermelon boobs? Not such a big fan of. I'm pretty picky about attractiveness in boobs, and kind of smaller, natural ones are the best...in my opinion.
Hey, there's an entire character archetype in anime revolving around flat-chestedness. To quote one character: "A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!"
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To be fair, for tons of fans, a lot of the draw of a Pettokoneko is inextricibley linked to lolicon. Witches is to say, somewhat squicky.
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hell yeah (I love lucky star)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1178894479165.png)
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Exactly!
It's like anime (porn) artists think boobs work like this:
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8811/boobsp.jpg) (http://img512.imageshack.us/i/boobsp.jpg/)
that's about right ... why does the one on the right make me think of snoopy's nose? :'(
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Clearly, it's my duty to bring this conversation around to sexiness.
So, wanna neck? XD
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/idolmasterkiss.jpg)
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Here is my current kissing flavoured hentie image:
Is it wrong to admit that when I see it I think of some of the girls here? :-[
Warning quite NSFW: http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/266738/basket-bdsm-bed-big_bad_wolf-black_hair-blonde_hai
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heh, I actually have that image on my other computer and the rest of the set. Found it on the original japanese artist's site. I should post it later...
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Here is another lovely.
NSFW again: http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/284338/blush-brown_eyes-brown_hair-cunnilingus-femdom-gia
Basicly, all I have to do is tag, "Femdom" or "Cunnilingus" on that site and I am a sqeeing fanboy. :-[
Yay! PORN! :D
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Akasha: THAT was hot. I love those kind of pictures, especially when they involve (stereotypical, I know, but I love it) one beautiful one with long hair and a cute one with short hair. <3 *Purr*
Smiles: HAHA! You're sight! It does look like Snoopy's nose.
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I'll get naked if anyone of you join the fun :P
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Here is my current kissing flavoured hentie image:
Is it wrong to admit that when I see it I think of some of the girls here? :-[
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/266738/basket-bdsm-bed-big_bad_wolf-black_hair-blonde_hai
I'm still waiting for the dang thing to load, but no it's not wrong to admit it, it's WRONG TO THINK OF THEM!!!
but I guess it can't be helped. I mean, if your brain went there, there it went, it's already there, you can't undo it...
(...perv!)
no j/k..
ok it loaded and...ok whoa. So yeah, who here has long blonde hair and dresses like little red freaking riding hood? (not to mention is skinny enough to see bones but still has gargantuan boobs)
So basically you're saying that some of the girls here pop up in Any and All of your sexual fantasies. Got it. ::)
um...you wanted replies? :-X :-X :-X
Edit: on second thought, no I suppose it's not wrong to think of them, but I think it might make some people uncomfortable when you say so, so maybe you were right...I think it would make me uncomfortable. But god knows I've had worse fantasy thoughts about random people I know (or don't really know) before. edit2: just because of the nature of the image, I mean. if it were tamer I think the potential for causing discomfort would be less.
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with our powers combined, we are....
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Some kind of sex monster I can only assume.
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hottest monster I ever saw...
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Here is my current kissing flavoured hentie image:
Is it wrong to admit that when I see it I think of some of the girls here? :-[
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/266738/basket-bdsm-bed-big_bad_wolf-black_hair-blonde_hai
I'm still waiting for the dang thing to load, but no it's not wrong to admit it, it's WRONG TO THINK OF THEM!!!
but I guess it can't be helped. I mean, if your brain went there, there it went, it's already there, you can't undo it...
(...perv!)
no j/k..
ok it loaded and...ok whoa. So yeah, who here has long blonde hair and dresses like little red freaking riding hood? (not to mention is skinny enough to see bones but still has gargantuan boobs)
So basically you're saying that some of the girls here pop up in Any and All of your sexual fantasies. Got it. ::)
um...you wanted replies? :-X :-X :-X
Edit: on second thought, no I suppose it's not wrong to think of them, but I think it might make some people uncomfortable when you say so, so maybe you were right...I think it would make me uncomfortable. But god knows I've had worse fantasy thoughts about random people I know (or don't really know) before. edit2: just because of the nature of the image, I mean. if it were tamer I think the potential for causing discomfort would be less.
It's a realy funny thing about art, it's can be mindblowing just how subjective it is.
The things that I keyed on and the things that I found erotic were very different form what you saw.
What I liked about that image was her facial expression and posture. I like the boobs and the red riding hood costume is nice too, but I didn't notice was her bony pelvis until you said something. I guess I thought it was there to indicating her kind of bucking toward his mouth. I mean, that's what I would do. :-[ Anyway, what I really liked about it was her combination of pleasure and imperiousness in her expression. Her pose and body position suggests impassive power and confidence, even as she's right on the edge. She's trying to be tough, but she's clearly enjoying her self as well. I like that in a woman. :-*
(the fact that she has her hand on his dog chain is a nice touch as well... :-[)
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:o wow that puts a whole new meaning to the wolf eats little red riding hood.
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Isn't it charming? :P
I once read a story about Little Red Riding Hood taking things into her own hands and basically making The Wolf her bitch, and I love stories like that. It was by a feminest and the point I think was to subvert the whole "woman as victims" paradime. I love it when girls are portrayed as taking control of the situation and by extention her own destiny. If I was a female I would use my sexual power to get whatever I wanted and I would feel the least bit bad about it. Not that sexual power is the only power that women have, it's just that they have so much. And that it all too frequently goes to waste. Use what God gave you, I say. I hate when females are portrayed as shrinking violets who do zero things for themselves. TAKE CHARGE! BE BRAVE! Trust me, it looks great on you. :D
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hell yeah (I love lucky star)
I hope you like Transformers as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz8laViiexc
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o_O
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hell yeah (I love lucky star)
I hope you like Transformers as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz8laViiexc
I'm in love.
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But robots are made of metal. There's no squishy bits. :(
Unless you count vibrators, but that's only when it is designed with sex in mind...
Anyway, I would only make out with a robot if they a moderately fleshy body. Like Matoko Kusanagi. Otherwise it would probably hurt... :-\
[/edit] Or Chi from Chobits. I should be locked up for the things I want to do her.
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:-\ :'( Thats not the Transformers I remember from my long and distant childhood.
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:'( well gee everyone want to do something to chi... ;D lol *giggles giddily* not really. but I do <3 chobits. i think I'd rather be chi.
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wow sis. anywho. wearing a white bra and chef pants.
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But robots are made of metal. There's no squishy bits. :(
Unless you count vibrators, but that's only when it is designed with sex in mind...
Anyway, I would only make out with a robot if they a moderately fleshy body. Like Matoko Kusanagi. Otherwise it would probably hurt... :-\
[/edit] Or Chi from Chobits. I should be locked up for the things I want to do her.
Not all love is sexual!
:-\ :'( Thats not the Transformers I remember from my long and distant childhood.
At least it's not Kiss Players.
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I think Chi is annoying. What's sexy about a robot who acts like a retarded child?
But that's just me. Intelligence = sexy.
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I think Chi is annoying. What's sexy about a robot who acts like a retarded child?
But that's just me. Intelligence = sexy.
You don't think I'm sexy.
Wait, are you calling me stupid? ;)
I don't know perhaps its vulnerability, innocents?
The sick urge to despoil anything pure?
I don't really know what the appeal is but I know it comes from a deep dark place in my subconcious. Perhaps it is karma from my ancestors. All I know is when I watch that show, I am overcome by an uncomfortable, primal lust.
Not my best moments, I admit, but I would be lying if I said that Chii's malable nature, her sweet simplicity and her childlike innocents makes me want to do dirty, dirty things to her.
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I think Chi is annoying. What's sexy about a robot who acts like a retarded child?
But that's just me. Intelligence = sexy.
You don't think I'm sexy.
Wait, are you calling me stupid? ;)
I don't know perhaps its vulnerability, innocents?
The sick urge to despoil anything pure?
I don't really know what the appeal is but I know it comes from a deep dark place in my subconcious. Perhaps it is karma from my ancestors. All I know is when I watch that show, I am overcome by an uncomfortable, primal lust.
Not my best moments, I admit, but I would be lying if I said that Chii's malable nature, her sweet simplicity and her childlike innocents makes me want to do dirty, dirty things to her.
What? :'(
I've never said you aren't sexy! And not sexy doesn't equal stupid, either.
I'm not sexy at all, but I wouldn't call myself a complete idiot either. :P
Well, I suppose I see where you're coming from... But why can't cute/innocent be smart, too? Why is retardation in females seen as "cute?"
And here I was wondering why the blonde bimbo's you see in every high school act like their brains are made of mashed potatoes - and STILL get all the guys, and the ones who can carry on an intelligent conversation are seen as "intimidating" or "bitchy."
I'm terribly offtopic now, sorry. But year, Ronin, I guess I can see the appeal. :]
For me... I think Rikku from FFX is the cutest thing on earth. I wish I had her kind of energy and likeableness. <3 Yuna isn't bad either. <3
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But that's just me. Intelligence = sexy.
Soooo true.
I also find evil really sexy; when I was younger I had a big crush on Wednesday Adams :P
The combination of the two *evil and smart* is probably the biggest turn on for me still.
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The combination of the two *evil and smart* is probably the biggest turn on for me still.
Oh, hell yes. Clever and wicked is often appealing.
and of course, intelligence is the number one thing I find myself attracted to.
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*nods approvingly*
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wearing my thermal undies......about to go off for my qualifying dives
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About ready to strip naked and dance around. ;P
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But that's just me. Intelligence = sexy.
Soooo true.
I also find evil really sexy; when I was younger I had a big crush on Wednesday Adams :P
The combination of the two *evil and smart* is probably the biggest turn on for me still.
For me I often think evil characters are hot becuase they're sophisticated. Take Hannible Lector. Yeah he's a sick fucker, but you would be hard pressed to find someone who's more well read. Provided he didn't eat you, he would provide exellent dinner coversation. Or the Goblin King, he's a wackjob, he kidnaps a helpless baby and tries to suduce an impressionalbe young girl, but he wears the most killer outfits ever.
Villains usually get the best cloaths, the best houses and the best lines. Heros are all too often boring everymen who doggedly slave to the status quo, saving the world so it can remain just as boring as it's always been. Villains make things happen, and take risks. In fact, if it wasn't for the pesky thing about killing everone around them, you would almost pick the villian as the preferable role every time.
Oh, yeah- and power is sexy too. And evil characters tend to be more powerful on average.
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I'm not sexy at all, but I wouldn't call myself a complete idiot either. :P
Umm, You know that statement would never hold in court, right?
(And you seem to be very clever too :) )
Well, I think the main reason that the air-heads get a lot of guys is due to those guys lacking a lot of self confidence, and are most likely not the sharpest tools either...
The only man who feels intimidated by an intelligent AND beautyful woman is one who isn't capable of beeing independant and thus (According to my definition.) not capable of maintaining true love since they need to dominate others to feel in control of their own lives.
Wearing a green t-shirt and blue-jeans, black socks, blue boxers with white stripes.
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Yeah, Razzly aready knows I think she's bordline goddess material so I didn't say anything.
It's true. Arcaitypically, these are the same men who secretly hate themselves.
But then again, women can just be scary. And sometimes they don't need to have any good qualities at all to do so.
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I think Chi is annoying. What's sexy about a robot who acts like a retarded child?
But that's just me. Intelligence = sexy.
I find her endearingly cute, but in no way romantically attractive.
Then again, maybe that's because I'm most attracted to violent women.
For me I often think evil characters are hot becuase they're sophisticated. Take Hannible Lector. Yeah he's a sick fucker, but you would be hard pressed to find someone who's more well read. Provided he didn't eat you, he would provide exellent dinner coversation. Or the Goblin King, he's a wackjob, he kidnaps a helpless baby and tries to suduce an impressionalbe young girl, but he wears the most killer outfits ever.
Being played by David Bowie doesn't hurt.
Villains usually get the best cloaths, the best houses and the best lines. Heros are all too often boring everymen who doggedly slave to the status quo, saving the world so it can remain just as boring as it's always been. Villains make things happen, and take risks. In fact, if it wasn't for the pesky thing about killing everone around them, you would almost pick the villian as the preferable role every time.
Oh, yeah- and power is sexy too. And evil characters tend to be more powerful on average.
Villains are proactive, heroes are reactive. If a hero tries to me more proactive, he gets labeled as a villain or anti-hero (see: Punisher).
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i'm wearing my blue bathing suit and my new jingly blue green waist wrap i got at the Renaissance faire. ^_^
if i do another jello game it's gonna be in ren faire style. ^_^
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Villains are proactive, heroes are reactive. If a hero tries to me more proactive, he gets labeled as a villain or anti-hero (see: Punisher).
Chaotic *insert proper evil/neutral/good here* for the win! I prefer true neutral though, anti-heroes are the best heroes, they get shit done, sometimes collateral damage is necessary.
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it's a society crap type of thing.
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Don't know what that means but I was walking home and thought of buying pornagraphy the night before last. I was basically stranded after all the buses stopped so I had to walk home and a Plaid Pantry (basically 7-eleven but they sell smut,) was on the way. Then I realised that I still don't have my picture ID and would be carded. So I am 27 year old whith a full beard but I am still effectively too young to buy porn. When did this happen? When did every store everywere start carding for everything every single time? Half the time it makes no sense: If I am younger then 18 I would probably be in Hishcool right? What hischool kid has a full beard? Seriously- I have never in my life seen a Hishcool kid with a full beard. If I did, I would let him buy porn at my store such a person would probably be 7 feet tall, chops wood for a living and drives a Harley. And that's fucking aswsome and scary and not the kind of person I would say no to. When did people just default to not believing you are who you say you are? Like just becuase I am not carying a plastic card that somehow means I am a magical doppleganger who is imersonating myself so I can be the one who... has to feed my fish and clean my kitchen? It's not like I have any money what so ever. Stealing my identity would probably make you poorer. It makes no sense, if a person steals my identity don't try to stop them, just walk away slowly and don't make any sudden movements becuase that person is probably batshit insane.
GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAR! >:(
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Why'd you post the same post in more than one spot...
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I got out of the shower a little while ago and decided not to wear a bra.
Nothing much else to tell.
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What hischool kid has a full beard?
I could have, but I used to shave it into a goatee when I had one. I look really silly with a full beard.
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Ronin: I feel you. I always, -always- get carded. And not only that, they always do it with this smug, 'you-think-you-can-fool-me-you-little-kid'-expression on their face, and when they see my ID they suddenly turn very humble.
...Except recently, when they started not believing that it is me on my ID photo. I was 13 when the picture was taken, fatter, pimpli-er, long-haired and with glasses. I don't blame them, but I'm sick of going through that ridiculous quoestioning every time I want to go to a club or buy a beer.
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I can understand why you people are annoyed about getting carded, but these places get some serious fines, they might even lose they're license to sell said product, slapped on them if they sell to minor, at least here in the states, I can only assume they're just as bad in other places.
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Don't know what that means but I was walking home and thought of buying pornagraphy the night before last. I was basically stranded after all the buses stopped so I had to walk home and a Plaid Pantry (basically 7-eleven but they sell smut,) was on the way. Then I realised that I still don't have my picture ID and would be carded. So I am 27 year old whith a full beard but I am still effectively too young to buy porn. When did this happen? When did every store everywere start carding for everything every single time? Half the time it makes no sense: If I am younger then 18 I would probably be in Hishcool right? What hischool kid has a full beard? Seriously- I have never in my life seen a Hishcool kid with a full beard. If I did, I would let him buy porn at my store such a person would probably be 7 feet tall, chops wood for a living and drives a Harley. And that's fucking aswsome and scary and not the kind of person I would say no to. When did people just default to not believing you are who you say you are? Like just becuase I am not carying a plastic card that somehow means I am a magical doppleganger who is imersonating myself so I can be the one who... has to feed my fish and clean my kitchen? It's not like I have any money what so ever. Stealing my identity would probably make you poorer. It makes no sense, if a person steals my identity don't try to stop them, just walk away slowly and don't make any sudden movements becuase that person is probably batshit insane.
GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAR! >:(
It is silly, but as Pozf said, some places face fines. I know especially for cigarettes and alcohol, it's a "look under 30" type of deal.
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yep i just had to take a huge lame-o test that was about not selling liquor to minors. we have to card everyone who looks under 30 or else. and we have a really good location cuz our store out sold the liquor store across the street till they had to close. it wouldn't be cool if we couldn't sell liquor at all any more. but anyways that sounds kinda like it should be a rant/rage issue. not very sexxy. :P
(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/Andrea_Flipside/boobs/boobs9.jpg)
I'm wearing blue pants and my black baby doll with the blue unicorn on it. ;D
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I can understand why you people are annoyed about getting carded, but these places get some serious fines, they might even lose they're license to sell said product, slapped on them if they sell to minor, at least here in the states, I can only assume they're just as bad in other places.
Yes, but why do they have to be so rude?
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Speaking from what my brother tells me, it's probably because a lot of people give them shit about it, so they might just assume you're going to too. Also if you look really young *underage young* there gong to be skeptical to begin with.
It also depends what kind of person you get for it, people at the 7-11 my brother works at are really nice about it.
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Heh, my older sister gets carded at some clubs and at the national monopoly liquor stores... She's 35 (but hardly looks much older than 25) XD
Wearing a green t-shirt, unzipped blue jeans, grey boxers and black socks
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have not been carded for a looooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggg time, wearing black track suit bottoms my Evil Monkey T-shirt black boxerd and blue wooly sock ( enough info for you?)
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you have an evil monkey t-shirt? that's cool! 8) :-*
I'm wearing my Dragon v/s Griffin t-shirt that changes color in the sun, blue jeans and my favorite tennis shoes.
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I'm not wering any panties. :-[
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should i strip?
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It's a realy funny thing about art, it's can be mindblowing just how subjective it is.
The things that I keyed on and the things that I found erotic were very different form what you saw.
etc. etc.
oh...wow, yeah I really did see that very differently. I basically first saw the point of contact with the like drooling or...well you know dripping down and was like eww (not that the act itself is eww but, I dunno. It was just a little graphic for me - for some reason I don't mind some gross stuff if it's real actors but if "juices" are drawn like in Hentai or whatever I get grossed out. I guess it's sort of knowing that someone actually took the time to draw them or something) and then I looked up and saw a...woman...well I won't go into more details (already did in previous post anyway) but the image wasn't very pleasing to me.
but after your explanation I can begin to understand why you like drawn stuff and Hentai. yeah I really see it completely differently. It is pretty mindblowing you're right!
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Looks to me like minds aren't the only things getting blown.
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I'm just wearing a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum T-shir, cargo shorts and socks. Nothing too exciting :P.
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I'm wearing my "miles of smiles" t-shirt and my piggies holding American flag socks. oh and my new black tennis shoes.
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Nice :). And in response to your earlier question, Smiles, feel free to strip. I won't mind :P.
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should i strip?
Sorry Smiles wrong thread for that sort of thing
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should i strip?
alternate response: don't you always? :P
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I've been sick the past few days, so I'm starved for sexy. xP
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nipple licking with gentle nibbling?
I'm not having good luck finding pics today, so that's all I got *shrug*
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I've been sick the past few days, so I'm starved for sexy. xP
What boyfriend/girlfriend won't give you sexy while you're sick? That seems kind of selfish.
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Well, I have been having this weird urge to post pictures of my naked genitials, Don't ask me why. But I'm too self concious so you'll have to make due with this:
Not Safe For Work:
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/532480/tagme-yuri
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Not to be a bitch Ronin, but I doubt -anyone- wants to see your genitals. Or Charles', or Akasha's, or mine for that matter. :'(
Genitals in general are ugly as fuck, and unless you're actually in bed with them, not something anyone wants to see.
That said.. Other naked bodyparts would be just fine. ;)
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What boyfriend/girlfriend won't give you sexy while you're sick? That seems kind of selfish.
sigh. I could use some of those right now. :P
Still, a few days with a migraine generally means I don't want the sexy anyway.
Also, umber, nipple licking and nibbling is super sexy...
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Not to be a bitch Ronin, but I doubt -anyone- wants to see your genitals. Or Charles', or Akasha's, or mine for that matter. :'(
Genitals in general are ugly as fuck, and unless you're actually in bed with them, not something anyone wants to see.
That said.. Other naked bodyparts would be just fine. ;)
I don't see anything ugly with genitals ::) but they do look out of context without a naked/semi-naked body in the same picture :P
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Peni are fugly! There you have it..
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Not to be a bitch Ronin, but I doubt -anyone- wants to see your genitals. Or Charles', or Akasha's, or mine for that matter. :'(
Genitals in general are ugly as fuck, and unless you're actually in bed with them, not something anyone wants to see.
That said.. Other naked bodyparts would be just fine. ;)
Oh I know! Well most of them anyway. But I didn't say it was a logical urge. In fact it is kind of a disturbing one. Anyway, I'm over it. Now I want to show you guys my scar. It's a cool scar.
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Now I want to show you guys my scar. It's a cool scar.
Is it on your genitalia?
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NUUUUUUU!!!!
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Cant be as good as the one I got from an angle grinder
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Now I want to show you guys my scar. It's a cool scar.
Is it on your genitalia?
No silly. It's on my back! :P
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I've got scars too!
...None of them are particularily -cool- though. I wish I had battlescars.
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I have battlescars, from when I was a kid, I got attacked several times by this big black cat, and then some knife scars from my pit-fighting teen years :P
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I have an autopsy scar. :p
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my great grandfather had an awesome scar from when he killed a freaking tiger with a tanto.
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Aren't tigers like... Endangered?
Now we know who to blame for that. Akasha's great grandpa!
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Bad jokes aside, I've got a whole bunch of scars - I'm not even sure where all of them came from.
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well, the story was that he was attacked by a large tiger while coming home drunk from a bar. In old korea.
must...somehow get this thread back to the sexy. ...
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my great grandfather had an awesome scar from when he killed a freaking tiger with a tanto.
Now that's just plain badass...
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my great grandfather had an awesome scar from when he killed a freaking tiger with a tanto.
Now that's just plain badass...
In case you missed the above post - HE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME.
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I saw, it doesn't change the fact that it was badass. Hell it makes it more impressive.
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I saw, it doesn't change the fact that it was badass. Hell it makes it more impressive.
That was my point, yeah.
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A number of mine actually comes from a big black cat... a house cat of 12+lbs And another score of scars come from knives during my teen years building plastic model kits, warhammer figures and model railroads
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Aren't tigers like... Endangered?
Now we know who to blame for that. Akasha's great grandpa!
Are you kidding! Tigers make great hats! And fantastic slippers too.
And they weren't always endagered. I'm pretty sure they didn't even have the "endagered" designation before the 1960's
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Scars can be sexy. It depends on where they are and how you got them. Mine are lame, so I won't talk about them.
Now which of you ladies would like me to give you an erotic massage ;D?
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That cat looks like a rug, so very fluffy.
Anyway to get this thread at least semi-back on track, question time:
Does anybody else do Kegels?
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What's a Kegel? I know I could look it up really easily on Wikipedia but I want you to say it.
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A Kegel exercise is where you tighten and relax the pubococcygeus *or PC* muscle, which is the muscle used to start and stop urination. It has multiple benefits for both men and women.
In both women and men it helps bladder control, and sexual activity. Don't remember what it does specifically for men and women though, feel free to look that part up on the Wiki
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Ooooh... interesting.
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i have a scar on each knee one from a rock i landed on when I fell on it and another from a knife that fell out of the refrigerator and sliced my knee open. baad place for a knife. :-\
and no i don't always strip. lol :P
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I'm wearing a green t-shirt and that's it.
I also have a scar on my chin from a bike accident when I was between five to seven, hit my chin on the asphalt. But nowdays that scar is hidden by my goatee.
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A Kegel exercise is where you tighten and relax the pubococcygeus *or PC* muscle, which is the muscle used to start and stop urination. It has multiple benefits for both men and women.
In both women and men it helps bladder control, and sexual activity. Don't remember what it does specifically for men and women though, feel free to look that part up on the Wiki
For those who think that Pozf is being overly pedantic, it stregthening the muscle basically makes you come harder. And sometimes longer. I've done the exercise before and it is rather erotic. It also works. However; I feel self concious doing it, like even more then regular masturbation.
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well, the story was that he was attacked by a large tiger while coming home drunk from a bar. In old korea.
must...somehow get this thread back to the sexy. ...
Tiger slayers ARE sexy.
Or at least manly. Maybe we need a manliness thread.
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Aren't tigers like... Endangered?
Now we know who to blame for that. Akasha's great grandpa!
Are you kidding! Tigers make great hats! And fantastic slippers too.
Don't make me slap you!
Me having a panda on my avatar should be enough to tell you what I think of such things. D<
Joking aside I don't have any sexy scars, just pathetic ones. Oh well.
Sexy? What's that?
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Sexy? What's that?
Anything that makes someone go "WOW! I'd love to do a closer inspection of him/her/it", kinda like you do actually ;)
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Got a few scars the main ones are when a model plane propeller went into the inside of my right knee cap and my angle grinder scar.
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Got a few scars the main ones are when a model plane propeller went into the inside of my right knee cap and my angle grinder scar.
see what I mean? Guy just opens his mouth and whatever comes out is incredibly hot. Guy's just a walking sexy machine. *stares in awe at Oddball*
Now which of you ladies would like me to give you an erotic massage ;D?
That's exactly the pickup line I like to use at bars!!!
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LOL no Umber just dont really worry about my own safety at times. Guess you can call it a bit of a death wish not affraid of death since I have shaken the Grim Reapers hand so many times 8)
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I've got a nice snowboardscar on my elbow :D I think it's hawt
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Damn snowboarders >:( ooopppppsss sorry wrong thread for that.
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I only snowboarded twice in my life. So i'm not realy a snowboarder
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Here is my the scar on my back.
It didn't come out all that great. :-\
(http://i643.photobucket.com/albums/uu156/RoninAngel_1982/halimsback1.jpg)
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Operationscar?
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True. I got it from a operation I got when I was 15 becuase of a heart murmer.
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Damn, well i hope you are ok now, the scar is pretty awesome tho.
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*Shrugs* scars don't really turn me on or anything. the stories behind them are interesting usually but meh it's nothing special.
I'm currently 100% naked! ;D :-*
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Ronin: Now THAT looks like a battlescar. Show it off!
Emp: Ho ho, you better start flattering me Emp, else you might get more than you asked for. :'D
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I was naked last night but I forgot to mention it. :-\
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how could you forget to mention nakedness in the sex thread? :'(
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sex thread? ??? :o :-\ :'(
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um der :P title of this thread ^^^^^^
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Oh right sorry its been awhile since any sexyness happened and plain forgot.
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Emp: Ho ho, you better start flattering me Emp, else you might get more than you asked for. :'D
Start flattering you? Don't you mean stop flattering you? Either way, I'm just stating the truth and not even trying :P
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that's awful odd.
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it has been happening a lot recently.....er who you again?
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:P ::)
i only slept naked in your bed with you last night.
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Oh the lassie with the cold feet.
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my feet weren't cold. :'(
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Oopps
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wait so who else was in bed with us?
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Could of been my Garfield or my pilot bear......or my invisable rabbit friend
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Or it could have been my cold-blooded tail as I hovered over you menacingly :P
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i forgot you had a pooka.
::) emp
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how did you get past my anti-dragon net Emp? :o
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Heh, you apparently made that for normal dragons, not the chosen dragon champion of Tzeentch... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Ok admititly its the spare net to cover my strawberry plants.
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Emp: Ho ho, you better start flattering me Emp, else you might get more than you asked for. :'D
Start flattering you? Don't you mean stop flattering you? Either way, I'm just stating the truth and not even trying :P
Yes, I meant stop. And I'm sure I wrote stop too, but SOMETHING CHANGED IT! D<
...Yeaah.
I'm wearing... clothes.
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really? i'm not yet. still have to get dressed.
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Wearing my white Lambretta logo T-shirt and ex Brit army combat trousers just now.
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You know you're a geek when someone makes a Warhammer 40k reference and you actually understand it.
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Heh, you apparently made that for normal dragons, not the chosen dragon champion of Tzeentch... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
You know you're a geek when someone makes a Warhammer 40k reference and you actually understand it.
For the Changer of Ways!
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I also have a scar on my chin, if that helps ;). And a couple on my left thumb, and a couple on my forehead.
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Emp: Ho ho, you better start flattering me Emp, else you might get more than you asked for. :'D
Start flattering you? Don't you mean stop flattering you? Either way, I'm just stating the truth and not even trying :P
Yes, I meant stop. And I'm sure I wrote stop too, but SOMETHING CHANGED IT! D<
...Yeaah.
I'm wearing... clothes.
;D Why that's probably your sub-concious that secretly wants to push things out of control :P
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under my pants witch are not currently on, I'm completly naked.
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back in my ex Brit army combats might put on the desert cammo ones later on in the week.
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'liberated' dark green army t-shirt, bluejeans with zipper, black socks, black boxers
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Blue checkered shirt, cargo shorts, socks :).
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*GUYS AND GALS, I've been considering images I've seen recently, where the underwear people are wearing is fitting them rather snugly. Seems like the only exception is boxers, and I'm not wearing boxers.
Is this a signal to move down in underwear size? Because I think it is.
Yup, go down a size ;)
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;D ::)
i'm wearing a blue t-shirt with yellow flower that go across my chest and blue jeans and my favorite shoes. :-*
gotta change into work clothes soon though. :-\
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Oh poor baby working on a Sunday. :(
Shouldn't you be in church with all the other good little Catholic girls?
[/Imagines Smiles in a Catholic shcool girl uniform, drools a little./]
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Here's a tissue to wipe your chin Ronnin
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ek my uniform was ugly. I wish i coulda had one of them red and blue numbers but the skirts where grey and yellow with faint red lines oh it was awful.
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Even that could be salvaged if your skirt was short enough. It's all about the short-ass-skirt-cartagin-combo.
I bet the shcool purposely made them ugly so that they wouldn't be masturbation fodder for perverts like me. :P
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actually the girls in my class made their skirts so short that the next three years had to wear pants cuz the school wouldn't let them have skirts for a while.
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Well that's just awsome! :D
And sad. :(
It's "AWSAD"! :D
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yeah ;D lolz
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Dam it Smiles could you not of said trousers! the wrong thing came to mind there.
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:'( from pants? I didn't say pantsless i said Pants! :P
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OH GOD! GETTING HORNY NOW! :-[
Yeah, plus you could provide much of the same effect by just wearing one of the afformentioned skirts, just sans the panties.
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I'd like an emo panda shirt.
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Remember Smiles pants over here means underwear or knickers not trousers.
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Shit, I'd pull that off so I didn't have to wear ridiculous skirts. Hate skirts. Hate dresses too.
Maybe I just hate that people think I need to wear the stuff.
Business suits FTW.
IN OTHER NEWS, I'm wearing an emo panda on my shirt.
Definitely one of those "I'm staying at home" shirts. Kind of like my shirt with a tux print on it. Unless I go out with friends who are wearing matching outfits.
Fedoras: are they sexy?
I don't think your the target audiance of the whole "sexy skirt" thing Deatzh. Usually semi-butch-looking-girls aren't expected to wear them, nore are usually expected to be turned on by them. Just sayin'.
::)
Also- OF COURSE FEDORAS ARE SEXY!
Ever heard of someone by the name of Carmen-Freaking-Sandiago?
http://www.toonopedia.com/sandiego.jpg
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Fedoras: are they sexy?
Depends on who's wearing them, some people just Can Not pull it off. Even if they are sexy generally.
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Calm down girly. I was just kidding.
Plus you have to admit, you just aren't the type that is typically seen in thigh highs and a short skirt.
I didn't say that that was bad, just calling a spade a spade. I like your uniniqeness. But if you want to go all apeshit on me, well fuck you too.
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Kidding or not, what you said was fairly insulting, I'd be pissed too.
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Ó_Ò Now now...
Maybe Ronin should say sorry, and Deatzh could not curse so much? The sexy thread needs a good atmosphere, yes?
And besides, Deatzh has an emo panda shirt. That makes her automatically badass.
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@Deatzh: Look, if you have some kind of martyr complex and think I am after you, that's not my problem.
And I've seen your photos. You were wearing FUCKING FLANEL AND JEANS.
It's a butch outfit, that's not an insult, that's just a fucking fact. Go to a trucker bar or a dyke bar sometime and you'll know what I mean. I might happen to think that's awsome. I might happen to like girls that wear butch cloaths, but oh no, you've gotta freak out on me and assume I'm making fun of you when I'm not. Look the only problem I have with you is you have a temper problem. And sometimes you think things are directed toward you when they aren't. Clearly, your not going to like wearing skirts, becuase you happen to be the type of girl that doesn't like skirts. Kind of goes without saying. Like I am the type that doesn't like sports. Not an insult, just an observation. I Am Not Calling You A Dyke. Not calling you any names at all. If you have those associations in your own mind, that's your problem. I am not attacking your sexuality or your feminity so fucking lay off me.
Then again, if you want to start a flame war over your preference for dresses, bring it on! I am actually kind of tired of of you exploding on me.
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Right thats it you two ENOUGH IS ENOUGH NOW!!
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and Deatzh could not curse so much? The sexy thread needs a good atmosphere, yes?
Probably, yes.
I'll have to take a photo of the emo panda shirt for you, Razzly. Will probably give a little bit of a story then, too, yeah?
Yes, please do! <3
(I'll be going to bed now, so, night everyone. And please don't fight! <3)
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And I've seen your photos. You were wearing FUCKING FLANEL AND JEANS.
LolnoIwasn't.
It's a butch outfit,
Not really. :B
Look the only problem I have with you is you have a temper problem.
Clearly, you don't.
And sometimes you think things are directed toward you when they aren't.
That's funny, I'm pretty sure you quoted what I said and specifically wrote the thing AT ME. Gee, that wasn't directed at me at all. NOPE.
You keep telling yourself that.
I am not attacking your sexuality or your feminity so fucking lay off me.
That's funny, I never made any mention of my sexuality.
I am actually kind of tired of of you exploding on me.
I think I told you what I'm tired of.
And you keep doing it.
So I'll keep 'exploding' on you.
Yeah? Yeah.
Edit: Also
@Deatzh
You are clearly doing this just to incite anger in me. Clearly.
Fun stuff now:
and Deatzh could not curse so much? The sexy thread needs a good atmosphere, yes?
Probably, yes.
I'll have to take a photo of the emo panda shirt for you, Razzly. Will probably give a little bit of a story then, too, yeah?
Right thats it you two ENOUGH IS ENOUGH NOW!!
Sorry. :/
"I think you know..." that's passive agressive bullshit. The comment about furies earlier was becuase I didn't know much about furries. I think I said I was sorry. If I didn't, well I am sorry. And today I was just telling the truth, that you're not the type that likes dresses (witch you admitted to) and then you took "butch" to be an insult when I didn't mean it that way. Sorry if thats how it sounded, but that's not how I meant it. :-\
Whatever. :(
I liked your courage and moxy and intelligence.
I thought you were a cool unique person, but I don't know if I like you anymore.
You're way to sensitive and mean and I can't handle it.
One more outburst like this and I'll have to put you on my ignore list, I am very sorry. :(
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Well I am glad you think I'm funny.
I am done.
You just had to get that last snark in. You just had to hurt my feelings. Thing is, you probably don't think of me as a freind so no big deal. Maybe I am just a talking head on the internet to you. But I'll actually miss your comments and perspective in the future. I thought of you as a freind. I've never had to do this before. And I've met plently of beligerant assholes on the internet. But you hurt my feelings. Willfully and with mallece I'm not joking. I'm a little choked up over this. But you hurt my feelings so we're done. Goodbye and good luck.
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I dunno what the big deal is anyway.... But hey, that's my opinion.. Now..
How's the weather?
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Ow storms can be awesome, we don't get them here to often tho :(
But we do have a lot of thunder, wich actually isn't awesome at all because it scares the crap outta me :p
BTW, i'm wearing jogpants and a tanktop. And i want a BF NOW!!!!
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Just come to Long Island I'm right here :P
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I thought you weren't into the whole "love" thing?
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I was hoping you weren't going to pick up on that >.>
What I said was I wasn't Looking, but if just happens, I won't shove it away. Ya know?
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Yeah i know what you mean.
So what sexy outfit are you wearing now?
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shorts, just shorts, nothing else ;)
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Rawr!
I'm going to bed nekkid tonight because it's freakin' hot in here
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Ooo, very nice
I wish I could sleep naked, it's much more comfortable.
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Just do eet!
If people are botherd with it it's their problem ;)
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It's not that it would bother anybody else, it's that my door doesn't close properly and my dog can *and always does* just push it open. At which point there is a clear view from the front door into my bedroom >.<
I've done it occasionally by barricading my door, but my mom gives me shit in the morning.
Edit: Just so you know Ronin
Ohay, someone else want to tell him I'm sorry then? I was editing it into my post when he commented.
Seen here
More edits: I apologize for infuriating/hurting you, though.
I just don't believe that we can reconcile because our differences are entirely too irritating for the both of us.
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Ohay, someone else want to tell him I'm sorry then? I was editing it into my post when he commented.
Don't worry about it. I didn't put you on the ignore list after all. I tried, but I couldn't figure it out becuase I was too upset. I didn't cry or anything, just ended up having to take a nap for like 4 hours. I am going to try to leave you alone for a while though, Deatzh becuase were not having a fantastic time getting along, and I don't want to engender more arguments, and I would rather spare everyone else the pain of having to witness them. :-\
Sorry to accedently start a flame war everyone. :(
And yes, sleeping naked is highly superior. It's becuase skin + sheets is made of awsome. You should just do like you want Pozf, and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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I don't really care what they think, I'd just rather not have everybody who passes by my house be able to see my fully exposed and extremely white ass.
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Do you sleep right next to the window or something? So do I. Sometimes I'd like to put a show on for the neighbors, but I don't think they're the type to want to watch. Pretty much I've never seen an open curtian.
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No, windows are always closed
but this:
It's not that it would bother anybody else, it's that my door doesn't close properly and my dog can *and always does* just push it open. At which point there is a clear view from the front door into my bedroom >.<
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That's hot! You should masturbate and pretend that you didn't leave the doors open on purpious. :P
Also one thing about Portland is the nudity laws here are realy well relaxed. Women are allowed to walk around topless in public as long as it's "not intended to tittelate." It's pretty cool. :D
@Razzly: I heard that most of the icelandic countries have really relaxed nudity laws as well. Is that true?
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That's hot! You should masturbate and pretend that you didn't leave the doors open on purpious. :P
I'm no exhibitionist >.>; I get self conscious in a bathing suit.
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you'll get over it. All you have to do is remember that life is pointless and you don't get embaressed so easily.
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I would have to disagree, if life is pointless than there is no point in living.
I like to think there's some point to it even if I haven't found it yet.
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I have a feeling akayashi will be coming in soon to tell us all we need to get 'back to the sexy'.
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See, that's the thing about exestentialsts. See, we're all going to die and be forgotton, and nothing we do really has any meaning. So we may as well have a laugh while the ship is sinking right? Kind of like Gram Chapman's funareal. They make fun of him becuase that's what he would have wanted. It's fucking badass.
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ
Most Exestentialists are atheists, but I don't think that you have to be an athiest to be one. Mostly becuase God is kind of a dick.
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Well just because nobody is going to remember any of us in 1000 years doesn't mean that life is pointless. Things we may do may not have any meaning in 500 years, but if you make a friend feel better by doing something extremely nice, it brings meaning in the here and now.
Having meaning is relative to each person, you could easily say nothing i do has meaning, but if I do something for you, or to you, it suddenly will for the moment, and possibly until you die, or can't remember it anymore.
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That's true.
I just mean that sometimes things I do seem meaningless. Like becuase we all die. Or becuase space is so incredibly vast, and becuase society so mindnumingly dumb. Sometimes, it's like what the fuck, yo? Why even bother.
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That's true.
I just mean that sometimes things I do seem meaningless. Like becuase we all die. Or becuase space is so incredibly vast, and becuase society so mindnumingly dumb. Sometimes, it's like what the fuck, yo? Why even bother.
EDIT: SO LETS FILL IT WITH AS MUCH ORGIES AS POSSIBLE! :D
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OH GOD! GETTING HORNY NOW! :-[
Yeah, plus you could provide much of the same effect by just wearing one of the aforementioned skirts, just sans the panties.
sorry odd i burned the skirts and the rest of the uniform as soon as i graduated. :-\ i now despise wool skirts. and i don't like maroon too much cuz of it either. ::)
oh and you know i say panties or undies. :P
ohm i almost forgot I'm totally topless right now.
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See, that's the thing about exestentialsts. See, we're all going to die and be forgotton, and nothing we do really has any meaning.
You can be defeatist if you like. I plan on living forever.
Well just because nobody is going to remember any of us in 1000 years doesn't mean that life is pointless. Things we may do may not have any meaning in 500 years, but if you make a friend feel better by doing something extremely nice, it brings meaning in the here and now.
What we do in life *echoes* in eternity.
That's true.
I just mean that sometimes things I do seem meaningless. Like becuase we all die.
You don't know that. You haven't seen everybody die.
Or becuase space is so incredibly vast,
Is it? You've been there have you? I grant you, the earth itself is pretty vast, so I'll give you that.
and becuase society so mindnumingly dumb. Sometimes, it's like what the fuck, yo? Why even bother.
You could just do something constructive with your life instead of moping. Like killing everybody. :)
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You could just do something constructive with your life instead of moping. Like killing everybody. :)
Not to mention this one will most definitely will get you in the history books.
And personally the way, if any, I will be getting into those books (http://www.codeterminate.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
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planning a mass serial killing in the near future?
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Doesn't need to be serial, or near. just massive >.> ;D
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*nods agreeably* true very true. eradicating all life from a continent is a big deal. ;D
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.... Why did I do this *shakes head*
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Speaking of erect penis. I think I might go to Sankaku complex soon. I haven't masturbated nearly enough today.
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All done! :-*
That was quicker then I expected. Anyway, I'm sleepy now so I think I'll go to bed. Have a good night you crazy kids! :P
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@Razzly: I heard that most of the icelandic countries have really relaxed nudity laws as well. Is that true?
I'm not sure about Iceland in itself, but if you're a woman and you walk around topless on the streets in Finland... You will get told by the police to either get some shirt on or get arrested. It's not really even acceptable for a man to walk around in town topless. In your own yard or on the beach it's fine, but in public... No one wants to see a 50-year ols guy's sweaty chest.
Also, please, sexy! Not tmi! :'D
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Sorry I don't do sexy, just witty, snarky, and anti-sexy... sometimes some other things. *like my last post* >.>;
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Erect penises scare me. D:
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Well that might be problematic for your future relationships >.>
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I leave the internet for one weekend and this is what happens. I must really be the avatar of sexy goodness. ;P
Get back to the sexy! And, nice hat, Deatzh!
I'm wearing silky pajamas and failing at going to bed despite the need to wake up in the morning. ./hugs the internet
I've missed you, sweet internet, so much.
So I haven't been sleeping naked all that much lately, but that's mostly due to lack of warm body to hold. ._.
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May I be that warm body, akashayi :-*? *undresses and cuddles up to you with my erect penis ;D *
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Pozf - yes, I know. But if it's the erect penis of someone I love, trust and respect, it's not that bad... Because the chances are, the erect penis will love and respect me too. Ahem. >.>
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Well, they do say that penises have brains, and sometimes I think they do. Funny enough, no one talks about girls thinking with their clitorises or vaginas. They must not be awake 24 hours a day :P.
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::) idk you can think dirty in your sleep to. if you dream about sex all the time... :-\
I'm wearing my black unicorn shirt and blue undies.
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@Razzly: I heard that most of the icelandic countries have really relaxed nudity laws as well. Is that true?
I'm not sure about Iceland in itself, but if you're a woman and you walk around topless on the streets in Finland... You will get told by the police to either get some shirt on or get arrested. It's not really even acceptable for a man to walk around in town topless. In your own yard or on the beach it's fine, but in public... No one wants to see a 50-year ols guy's sweaty chest.
Also, please, sexy! Not tmi! :'D
Much the same happens in Sweden, you get a fine and are told to cover up.
Wearing my ex-army t-shirt, bluejeans, grey socks, black boxers.
And as a curious footnote from my term in the Swedish armed forces:
Don't even considder swimming in the fountains below the royal palace... you will only be caught red-handed with your pants/skirt around your ankles by the palace guard. (And yes, their assault rifles ARE loaded with live rounds and the bayonets are quite sharp, so don't try anything even more stupid either)
If you piss outdoors on/near the royal palace, the guards will make YOU clean it up with a rag and bucket (or wait for the police to arrive and get a ~$60 fine) (I did two one-week tours as a palace guard)
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so you saw someone cleaning up their pee?
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No, I radioed in the three-man patrol on their sorry asses in both described situations XD
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;D sounds like fun times ;D :P^_^
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It was, but the actual guard tours were the worst, most booring and mind-numbing of the whole 10 month compulsory service term.
With the worst part beeing almost 2 weeks away from our 12cm heavy mortars :(
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How often did you have to do actual gaurd duty? I remember that being an enormous pain in the ass when I was doing feild training exercises in the Army: Yay! Lets wake up at buttcrack in the morning to stare at the desert in night vision goggles after working an 11 to 14 hour day! Fun!
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One to two shifts every night during field exercises since I was a radio specialist and not a driver.
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So glad that's over.
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I'd do it all over again if I got the chance, hell I've signed up for the local home guard battalion's rapid response unit :P
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I had an okay time in the army until the very end. They screwed me six ways to Sunday during my seperation. :(
And then there was the fact that my unit was run like Innatec in Office Space So there's that. :(
I miss PT though.
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Speaking of army... My father is of the opinion that the army is necessary to toughen up a guy and make him a real man. D: But as we all know, he's also of the opinion that a real woman cleans and cooks for her sofa-potato husband.
I actually kind of wanted to go to the army. My vanity just kept me back... I couldn't march around and sleep in some bushes without having access to a proper bathroom and shower. >_>
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Well, the kind of army your father think is nessessary doesn't create very good soldiers at all. Infact those soldiers are more or less useless outside the total war scenario of WW2's eastern front... Because they are too desensitized to differentiate between military targets and non-target (civilian) objects.
And as far as his view on women, I think they disqualifies him from beeing allowed to call himself a real man.
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I confess they should bring back National Service here (view all ready stated in another thread)
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That makes me think of extra cheesy Disiney Channel movie I've seen where Hillary Duff goes to ROTC and learns to drill, all the while wearing bright pink lip gloss. ::)
Jesus. If anybody could make pretty, blond, big breasts and a perky attitude totally unsexy, it's Hillary Duff.
Fuck that bitch. >:(
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HEY! She's actually trying quite hard to become a decent actrice, not her fault that disney can't make movies anymore.
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i wouldn't last ten minutes in the army. I'm waay too lazy and physically weak. i've never been known to be able to run very fast. I'm helping my country by not joining the army ;D
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You are cute so cute, Smiles! :-*
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Agreed :-*. Also, I couldn't join the military, either. I have a very high metabolism, which means that I can't easily put on weight. So my arms aren't likely to every be wide enough or strong enough for hard labor and combat. The very opposite of sexy :P. But I'm considering taking my shirt off just because of this heat.
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Kan, you could still be a tech, most of the work in any army is done behind the lines.
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i'm cute cuz i have trouble lifting 20lbs? :'(
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True, Emp. And I'd consider being a government or military biologist, since I'm studying to eventually become a marine biologist within a few years.
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Could be a good career move :)
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Thanks, Emp. I hope you're right. And for all the ladies, I'm shirtless right now ;).
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I'm not, but I will be soon
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Still wearing my combats
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I'm wearing a t-shirt and panties. Yay.
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I'm wearing odd's combats. ;P
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Yay, indeed ;D, Razzly. What color?
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Funny that Akashayi cos I'm nekkie now :o :o
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Kanazaka - t-shirt is white, panties are... Checkered. Ahem.
Now I'm super-tired, so I'm going to bed. Byes ~
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Buahahahaha
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Good Night, Razzly. And are you wearing anything besides the combat boots, akashayi ;)?
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Hud on you must have my ex- Brit army dessert combats Akashayi have not seen them for a while
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HEY! She's actually trying quite hard to become a decent actrice, not her fault that disney can't make movies anymore.
I geuss. I just find her terribly annoying.
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Her voice... makes me want to pull out my arms and beat her over the head with them.
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Sweet sixteeeeeeeeeeen!
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Sixteen? who?
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That's what hilary duff sang for the sweet sixteen show on mtv...
So all i hear is her nagging way of saying sixteeeeeeen
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Wait... what? :'(
But if you pulled out your arms... then how... :'(.
But... :'(
Daddy! The man is scarying me! :(
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yea, exactly, I'd pull it off.
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It's called biomechanical augmetics :P
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Or its called strapping her between two wild horses and pulling her apart
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You know what isn't sexy?
Dismemberment. :'(
When I was on tv tropes reading about flipside they said that Brion like dismemberment. Going so far as to intimate that he might have a fetish for it. That's a little much isn't it forumites? I mean just becuase he has a lot of lost limbs doesn't mean his is sexually attracted to cut up bodies does it? What do you guys think?
I mean, having a webcomic about it would be a good, safe way to express an otherwise unsafe fetish.
How about you, forumites? Ever have a fetish that you weren't super prowed of? Or perhaps one that wasn't all that safe to do in real life?
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Nah. Brion's had one character loose an arm and Mary loose some fingers at one point (I don't count Kinn loosing his head).
Even with Maytag, he's accidentally drawn her arm back by mistake a number of times.
I don't know what to make about the word fetish. I think a fetish is simply an odd or abnormal attraction or devotion to an object or body part. Certainly I believe it can be as bad, as in an obsessive fetish that rules or hampers your life, but I think you can have minor fetishes which aren't quite so debilitating. Basically, I don't think it's necessarily the type of fetish which can harm a person but more-so the level of obsession they have in their fetish.
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I don't really have a dangerous fetish, I just like pretty outfits mostly, and strong women. and skinny angrogenous boys. The closest thing is I sometimes find teenagers attractive, witch is illegal. It's not like I try to get with them or jerk off in the bushes at the local highshcool or anything though.
I am really glad I'm not into auto erotic asphixation or anything, that would be scary. I feel bad for those people.
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That being said, yes, I have a fetish that I absolutely despise, and although people can mess around with it in real life, it's rather dangerous. I try not to think about it, but it happens. Mention of it turns me on.
Seriously.
I hate this shit.
This... that's it
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When I was on tv tropes reading about flipside they said that Brion like dismemberment. Going so far as to intimate that he might have a fetish for it. That's a little much isn't it forumites?
Does flipside have a tvtropes now?
*checks*
Why hey, it does!
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For all of you:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fetish (1 c, also 3)
I would link the wikipedia article on it but in the three times I've looked at it in the past month, I have seen drastic changes to it. There appears to be a classification of 'fetish' with there being simple attractions, but that is absolutely DESTROYING the term. Bastardization of words is not cool, jo. (Edit: The listing is actually a proposition, not a medical conclusion. I would hope that it does not become one, as it is making the term mean something of a less serious issue.)
However, this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia
A fetish is an obsession, and a problem, and I can't understand why anyone would want to 'normalize' the word to make it mean anything else.
Do not use the term 'fetish' to mean something that simply turns you on. That is not a fetish.
Seriously, it's like when people give self diagnoses to say they have Autism. It's rather offensive to those who actually have problems.
The evolution of language doesn't give a fuck about people's personal problems.
Which is, of course, why fetish is rarely used to mean an object with magic powers.
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well i'm no longer wearing my shirt it got too hot in here. :P
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That's true.
I just mean that sometimes things I do seem meaningless. Like becuase we all die. Or becuase space is so incredibly vast, and becuase society so mindnumingly dumb. Sometimes, it's like what the fuck, yo? Why even bother.
EDIT: SO LETS FILL IT WITH AS MUCH ORGIES AS POSSIBLE! :D
glad we're on the same page!
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And then we've got this one with no mention of obsession:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fetish
*shrug* it's Probably one of those subjective terms or a term who's definition is altered by how it is used.
If we follow the wikipedia page on Sexual fetishes then it shows there are levels:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism
Classification of Sexual Fetishism
A 5-tier classification of sexual fetishism has been proposed.[8]
[edit] Class I Fetishists: Desirers
People falling under this class have only a slight preference for certain kinds of sex partners (females with large breasts, or blonde hair), sexual stimuli (a female undergarment) or sexual activity (oral sex). But this is not necessary for sexual arousal. Sexual activity can be accomplished with other sex partners, etc., also. This category may not be considered pathological.
[edit] Class II Fetishists: Cravers
These people have a strong preference for certain kinds of sex partners, sexual stimuli, or sexual activity. The preference is stronger than those in Class I, yet sexual arousal and sexual activity are possible in the absence of preferred sexual stimuli. There is no tendency to commit a crime in order to obtain the fetish.
[edit] Class III Fetishists: Moderate Level Fetishists
Sexual arousal and sexual performance are not possible without the specific stimuli. Persons belonging to this class and Class IV may feel the need to even commit a crime such as theft or burglary in order to obtain the object of their fetishistic desire. They may be convicted for larceny, theft and even assault. In R. v. George [1956] Criminal Law Review, 52, the offender stole a shoe belonging to a girl he secretly desired in order to gratify his shoe fetish. He was charged with indecent assault and attempted larceny and was found guilty of assault, but not indecent assault. The court concluded that the hostile act of taking a woman’s shoe together with a statement by the accused that he was motivated to perform the act by the sexual gratification he derived from the act could not satisfy a charge of indecent assault because the assault was not accompanied by circumstances of indecency.
[edit] Class IV Fetishists: High Level Fetishists
The preferred stimulus (e.g., the high heeled shoe) takes the place of a sex partner. A partner is not necessary and not even desired. Sexual arousal and activity can take place, just with the preferred stimulus, the fetish.
[edit] Class V Fetishists: Fetishistic murderers
These fetishists may murder a person in order to obtain a fetishistic object belonging to the victim. In some cases, the fetishist will murder because he is interrupted and startled by someone during the theft. In other instances, the offender may have a fetish for a particular part of the body (breasts, genitals), and the fetish demands expression through his mutilation and destruction of the part that most fascinates them.
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*meh* anyone falling into class I and II fetishists obviously aren't likely to be in need of help. However Class III and above appear to describe people who have developed an unhealthy obsession around their fetish.
*shrug* I have a mild fetish for jeans... especially when their held tightly around the behind of a good lookin' girl *lol*
(http://www.watch67.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/super-sexy-jeans4.jpg)
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Man, those crazy fetishists. </sarcasm>
Semantic shenanigans. I don't know, I'm pretty glad I don't have any strong sexual obsessions. I'm probably only a level one fetishist. :P
I actually dislike jeans. Both on myself and cute girls(or boys). Strange!
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just wearing my undies.
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I'm Australian... If we didn't all have a natural fetish for jeans, we probably wouldn't breed *lol*
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I love jeans.... But I don't find anything sexual about them.
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I'm Australian... If we didn't all have a natural fetish for jeans, we probably wouldn't breed *lol*
Hey dude! How can you say that! Your entire continent belongs on the tread of ultiment badass. I think I've said something to this effect already.
Even if it's true, nice jeans can make a nice ass even nicer so, well, yeah. And stuff.
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Wearing a pair of faded black pair of jeans and a plain grey T-shirt.
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I am naked. As I often am when it's a hot morning.
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I used to have a strong breast fetish, but it hasn't been as bad since a girl called me out on it. I felt very remorseful after that, especially since it might have cost me a relationship with her :-[. Girls peeing also turn me on a bit, but I'd classify both of those fetishes as Class I.
I'm fully dressed, in a Nike t-shirt, jean shorts and socks, since it's a bit cool here.
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I thought this would be a subject I could have fun with... but alas, I have nothing to say. :-\
I'm wearing my usual outfit: jeans, t-shirt, another t-shirt (I can explain this if you want), undies etc.
Also my comfortable shoes.
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Oh come on Parameciumkid! There has to be something that turns you on! (Like girls with no arms, perhaps? ;) )
And even if there isn't anything, even if you've never been turned on ever, that might be intresting to hear about as well. It's not like we get that enough perspective from the asexuals anyway. :D
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I get turned on my deep emotional connections. :-*
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And if you believe that, I've got a bridge in brooklin I like to sell you. ;)
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Well if it wasn't him I don't think I would be skeptical. >.>;
Being completely open and close to somebody definitely sounds like a sexy thing, maybe I'll speak more of it, if it ever happens O.o
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And if you believe that, I've got a bridge in brooklin I like to sell you. ;)
I don't need bridges. I've got Jesus.
Well if it wasn't him I don't think I would be skeptical. >.>;
Being completely open and close to somebody definitely sounds like a sexy thing, maybe I'll speak more of it, if it ever happens O.o
Hey!
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What... you're like the boy who cried wolf, for seriousness, or rather being able to tell that your being seriousness
Only more like the boy/girl who possibly, maybe, kind of, almost, cried wolf... maybe
:p
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What... you're like the boy who cried wolf, for seriousness, or rather being able to tell that your being seriousness
Only more like the boy/girl who possibly, maybe, kind of, almost, cried wolf... maybe
:p
I think you're only disbelieving me because I came out of nowhere with an incredible statement that most people would only say facetiously, and I admit, I have a problem of sounding sarcastic when I say stuff that's absolutely true. Mostly because I think the truth is so fantastic no one would believe me if I told them.
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That pretty much hits the nail on the head.
Although I suspected you were telling the truth just because don't have a habit of using this smiley: :-* when being sarcastic <.<
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I think CDSM is cute. Royally-Fucked-Up-In-The-Head, but cute. :P
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I think CDSM is cute. Royally-Fucked-Up-In-The-Head, but cute. :P
But at least I'm royal.
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wearing a smiley face t-shirt and chef pants.
a person's personality can be attractive. actually smiles' bf has a very attractive personality.....and nice eyes too..... but i wouldn't imagine stealing him from my sis.
yes eyes are sexy. a good set of eyes.
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Ok, what about borrowing then? XD
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I wouldn't mind borrowing Sister Aluicious for a while, if she'd let me :-*.
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Come guys, don't barrow, rent!
Much more economically sound! :P
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You mean escort service?
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Kinda, but from home! ;)
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I wouldn't borrow him either.( even though he told me he thought i was cute before he met my sis.) Strict policy if you date(like actual bf/gf date) either Smiles or me you don't get to date the other.
<3 sisterly boundaries.
*tilts her head at Kanzaka* Nani? What exactly do you mean?
wearing long sleeved pink tweety kisses pajama top and black shorts.
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Just a quick cuddle will be fine :-*. Not making out or anything more intimate.
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I am glad that I am not one of those homosexuals in the movies, you know the type. Always being ill or dying or filled with angst. Or terminal illness. Or a combonation. Perhaps it's becuase I'm not all the way homosexual. :-\
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Wearing gren ex-army t-shirt and black socks with white hedgehogs... and nothing else ;)
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t-shirt and panties
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Hot ;D! Fully dressed, I'm afraid, but I'm glad that more of the ladies on here are scantily-clad while in this thread.
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You know I'm no lady... I got hairy balls XD
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I think when they're scantily clad they feel a need to post in this thread so everyone will know.
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You know I'm no lady... I got hairy balls XD
As do I(Well, not terribly so, Manscaping is in effect), and I'm even more scantily clad than Razzly.
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I'm wearing alot of clothes right now. my black N*SYNC t-shirt, jean shorts, orange fuzzy socks, my favorite tennis shoes.
hehe and I just noticed I put what I was wearing the other night in the regular chat thread. :-[
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now that is hawt. :-*
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I am glad that I am not one of those homosexuals in the movies, you know the type. Always being ill or dying or filled with angst. Or terminal illness. Or a combonation. Perhaps it's becuase I'm not all the way homosexual. :-\
Has there ever been a gay protagonist in a non PG-13 movie?
I say this because the description on "Bandslam" our theatre has says that "Will falls for Sam, who plays a mean guitar and a voice to die for". Now, it sounds like a gay relationship, but I'm guessing "Sam" is a girl.
It just made me think: Homosexuality is like, "adult", like sexuality period, but have we ever had something with a teenager having a "crush" on a member of the same sex and having a typical PG-high-school relationship, only homosexual?
I think when they're scantily clad they feel a need to post in this thread so everyone will know.
They could be lying.
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meh why lie? ??? I'm a pretty open book if i'm dressed i say I am if I'm not well i reiterate.
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@CDSM: I think there was a romance that might have been less that pg-13. I can't for the life of me remember the name of the film but it was about a girl who fell for the female florist of her wedding after she got married. It might be pg-13. I'm not 100% sure.
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@CDSM: I think there was a romance that might have been less that pg-13. I can't for the life of me remember the name of the film but it was about a girl who fell for the female florist of her wedding after she got married. It might be pg-13. I'm not 100% sure.
Well, more specifically I wanted something aimed at teenagers. Outside of Japan, that is. But homosexual relationships still seem to be a "deep, serious" issue and not for light hearted Disney channel tween comedies.
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Disney is fucked up though. Their sexuality could basically be described as "we suppress it, it comes through anyway, we profit from it, we condemn you for doing the same." Movies (too many to mention) and shows (Hanna Montana, Lizzy Magwire, et al.) and music groups (Jonas Brothers anyone? ::)) produced by disney clearly market themselves as having a deathgrip on the pulse of preteen and teen sexuality, but in a slightly sick, prudish, "family friendly" way. Then someone like Miley Cyrus comes out with some very taseful semi-nude photos and the company is the first to shout everyone down with boasts of brimstone and hellfire and legal action. So yeah, Diseny, pretty fucked up. :P
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Yeah, but imagine if Hannah Montana was a lesbian.
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I would watch that show every single day! :-[
Just kidding. :P
But not really. :-[
But kidding. :P
But probably not. :-[
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Wearing a white t-shirt this morning :P
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Yeah, but imagine if Hannah Montana was a lesbian.
I guess the point CDSM is making isn't "would you watch it" but rather "would Disney air it?"
Personally I don't believe they would. Disney likes to think they're the "safe" network not simply for holding back on the violence and sex, etc but for holding back on controvertial issues. There are parents out there, and entire religious/conservative goups who would boycot Disney entirely if they ever went beyond showing homosexuality in temporary or side characters who might spend an episode on it to explore acceptance and tolerance, to presenting a main character with that sexual preferance and showing them go through every day life as a normal person.
I can understand them. Disney isn't a company who gets out there with edgy material that confronts people. They play it safe by sticking to the Mary-sue/Marty-stu material with comedy and adventure stories.
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I guess the point CDSM is making isn't "would you watch it" but rather "would Disney air it?"
Yeah, that's what I meant. Homosexuality in entertainment comes in two breeds: the (usually camp) grown-up comedy gay, and the deep, dark struggling-for-acceptance gay. Usually if there is a homosexual in middle/high school coming to terms with their sexuality, the situation will be the latter. Any of these types of stories will be of a very edgy bent, not any of the typical mainstream stuff (and because they are always for mature audiences, will generally have actual sex).
You never see them in the afternoon sit-com PG type relationships, where kissing is the big deal and no mention of sex.
I think the homosexual cause will have progressed greatly the day we can have high school sit coms with openly gay main characters.
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I agree.
I thought Xena: Warrior Princess almost had it right but then they just sort of ended without really ever confirming it.
Personally I think they got scared of possible backlash for confessing the relationship between her and Gab was sexual. They pretty much said it was, off camera and pointed to all the parts where either one appeared slightly jealous when the other was intimate with someone else, etc. But i believe it was a great shame that they never just came out and said it loud and clear so there was no mistake at some point in the series.
We already have shows where one or more main characters is gay, but I think it'll really take a leap when they have a main character who's homosexual, but their sexuality isn't the primary drive of the show. Will and Grace are a perfect example of a sit com where the homosexuality of will is fairly well the driving force in the show, but you'll know there's real acceptance when a show like Hanna Montana has the star character as gay but doesn't rely on that character's sexuality as a pivital point in every episode, but rather has it as one of their many traits/characteristics.
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We already have shows where one or more main characters is gay, but I think it'll really take a leap when they have a main character who's homosexual, but their sexuality isn't the primary drive of the show. Will and Grace are a perfect example of a sit com where the homosexuality of will is fairly well the driving force in the show, but you'll know there's real acceptance when a show like Hanna Montana has the star character as gay but doesn't rely on that character's sexuality as a pivital point in every episode, but rather has it as one of their many traits/characteristics.
Yeah. And I specifically say an "all ages" demographic, like Hannah Montana. (even though most of her fans are probably too young to be thinking about romance, that's a different discussion altogether), because I know there's plenty of Will and Graces out there, for grown-ups, but homosexuality isn't something we can show our kids, while heterosexuality (but just kissing) is.
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Well, there's one Brittish series that has been running on Swedish TV where the main character, Sugar, was lesbian without it beeing portrayed as anything unnatural. (it was a series aimed at teens)
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My Suit pants, My waistcoat, Dark shirt, light tie - I look like a blackjack dealer.
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Khaki combat trousers and Evil Monkey T-shirt
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I'm wearing my miles of Smiles t-shirt and white panties
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just wearing chef pants
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Wearing nothing!
... It happens so little I thought you guys might want to know...
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!!! woah! This must be documented.
...properly. on camera. ;P
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I'm nekkid too! ;D With a flak vest draped over the back of my computer chair :P
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I can give you top half with webcam But that's it >.>;
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And I can't give you anything until you get the server back online :(
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Are you unable to use Photobucket or something Emp?
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Yeah, something's blocking the activation/password re-set emails :(
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I could make an account for you using a spare email if you'd like.
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That could work, but does photobucket delete 'sensitive' pics? also, as for the sexy http://www.menagea3.net/
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I'm nekkid too! ;D With a flak vest draped over the back of my computer chair :P
How did you get that and why? :o :o (very jealous)
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I can give you top half with webcam But that's it >.>;
That works. ...I too, have cast off clothes in favor of sweet comfort. :)
and heh, the latest menagea3 made me giggle like the little sushi loving korean I am. :P Huzzah, nyataimori!
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They do, depending on how sensitive.
I'll make an account and send you the details via PM
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The flak vest was bought on surplus sales, so was my kevlar helmet, gas mask, boots and BDU All m/90 or m/2000 Swedish standard :P
Thanks Posf!
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No problem Emp.
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/Snapshot_20090822.jpg)
I am So glad that this web cam is low quality.
Edit: did anybody else automatically think of Akasha when they saw todays menagea3?
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The thing is, I could take you guys out to some really fantastic sushi down here ;P
edit: Also, wow Pozf, your hair seems a lot longer. And soft! Looks like it's flowing in some overdone square cgi... then you pull out your sword and walk through fire.
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The ends are just out of the frame, and it looks all flowy because I have a fan blowing directly on me.
Back in high school there was one kid who kept calling me Sephiroth because the way I stood and the way my hair moves, apparently, reminded him of THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw3j1Ptswog) scene. Probably helped that I wore a trench coat and a scowl.
And I expect that good sushi when I'm there for E3.
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Heh. Sure, make it down here and I'll give you an authentic experience. :)
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Aye I did Pozf ;D Wearing my Khaki combats again and 6 magnets around my left kneen :( >:(
(dam wood worm on the metal knee.)
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I'm trying to take awkward pictures in the dark :P
On a related note, god, I wish I could game like this right now:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1250704533131.jpg)
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Are they both girls? Or is the one playing a guy?
But yea, that would be pretty awesome. It would be even better though if was a co-op game >.>;
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I assume that's a girl, but I would imagine myself as the one playing anyway. Also, yes, co-op would be better >.>
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:( used to game like that with my ex when she got stuck on a part on Tomb Raider Legends *sniff*
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I assume that's a girl, but I would imagine myself as the one playing anyway. Also, yes, co-op would be better >.>
Well obviously, the other position is boring.
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Positions by yourself are usually boring. So, I'm ready for some co-op, wanna do it?
(I ended up using the webcam on my laptop...which is incredible at picking up light here late at night... if poor quality and providing awkward angles :P)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashigaming.png)
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If I could I would but I can't. My brother is using the only PS3 controller to play X right now >.<
I also noticed that crappy web cams are great in low light... it's really weird.
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8) I would if I could Aka but I dont have a PS3 controller or a PS3 :(
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I am so jealous of you right now, Pozf. :-[
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... why because I have a ps3??
;D
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Hey, it's cool. I've got extra controllers.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/controllers.png)
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Awesome, I'll be there in 5.
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Yay! I Wanna come too! Naked video games are keen! :D
Aren't you supposed to be debasing some poor slave or rocking out to super lowd industrial about this time on a Friday, though, Akashayi? What gives, are you sick or something?
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I'll limp over in about 2 days :(
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Aren't you supposed to be debasing some poor slave or rocking out to super lowd industrial about this time on a Friday, though, Akashayi? What gives, are you sick or something?
I know, right? It just doesn't feel right to be stuck here tonight. >.<
Not that I don't enjoy this.
Also, Pozf, I notice you didn't specify the denomination of time. 5 what? :P
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hours <,<; So I'll be there by 8 or 9ish, not bad considering it's 6 30 now :P
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heh, it's only...almost four am here, Pozf of the future.
Aaah, insomniacs of the world, unite. How about more topless pictures? ;P
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I think I can do better than that... just give me a couple of minutes.
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Insomiacs? it almost noon here ;D
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FUCK YEAH! :D
[throws up devil horns! /] 8)
also, it sucks that neither of the meetup things worked out. Be cool to meet some of you guys in reall life.
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I think I can do better than that... just give me a couple of minutes.
Granted.
Also, yeah, insomniacs. Don't you know you're supposed to be sleeping at noon where you are, Oddball?
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So true. Ill probably be up for a little bit longer and sleep till 10:00 am.
I didn't try to be an insomniac tonight. I stayed in bed until like 2:30 and went to bed at 10:00pm. It's cuase I wanted to support my boyfriend. He had sergery today. He's okay. It was minor. But I can't sleep all through the night, probably becuase I take naps. :-\
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Ill be heading off out on my bike soon, try and ease off my left knee
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chances are that I will be removing this... So enjoy?
NEW LINK (http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6613/uhoht.jpg)
Note: don't be looking for the junk, it be tucked.
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You actually have kind of a sexy body there, Pozf. :-[
Weird. :-\
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Hehe, I like the file name ;P
nice... guitar!
You are indeed skinny and pale, a true gamer. I have pretty short arms, but I bet I could wrap them around that body.
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>.>;
You actually have kind of a sexy body there, Pozf. :-[
Weird. :-\
How so? I;m not insulted or anything. but howso?
Yes I am extremely skinny and pale, I only have about a 30 waist. hell if you look close enough you can see my hips sticking out <.<;
... Now I think somebody has a picture to match :P ;D
<.<;
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o.O
I see what you did there ;P
I don't own an awesome guitar though.
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Improvise, I don't expect you to do it topless either >.>;
... Unless of course you want to, but my thought chances there are slim to none.
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Oooh Are we all doing it? I wanna try!
Give me a second.
Lightning Edit: How so is it weird or how so do you have a sexy body?
Well you are fit even if you're on the bony side, and that's nice, and you have okay-ly developed muscles, so that's another check in the sexy collum. Men's bodies really don't need to be more then that, but you do have long limbs witch is personally a turn on for me, so, whatever. Stop embaressing me. :-[
And to ansewer you're it's weird question. No offense, but in my mind your less like a sex object and more like, well a slightly scary friend I need to watch out for. That you have an attractive physical apperience is cognitive dissonence, you know. I think it's mostly due to not really associating your mind with it's body. Here in the weird interweb world we're like bodyless ghosts.
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Huzzah, I'm a bodiless ghost with a guitar hero controller. ...I somehow found in my closet...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/starpower.png)
God, I may really delete this picture ;P
(had to jump immediately to the big guns, didn't you, Pozf.)
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I was originally gonna do a picture like that but my bed isn't near any walls. plus the guitar doesn't fit *I have bunkbeds that I;m just too lazy to take apart.*
My guitar is better :P
Of course I did. I'm a jump right into the cold water kind of person. Not a let the water come up on your legs slowly.
Eh not really >.>; For certain things I am <.<
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Of course I did. I'm a jump right into the cold water kind of person. Not a let the water come up on your legs slowly.
Yeah, I'm the same way. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/icon_smokin.gif)
...when it comes to pools and jumping off of cliffs
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I'm almost afraid to ask but should I do another one??
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hehehe.... of course, my answer would be yes.
bring it on.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/morrigan00.gif)
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Ok then,
gotta think of something that will make it a little harder for you.
I gotta keep using the guitar because... well drumsticks just don't cover enough O.o
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heh. probably not....
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here's me! all naked! ;D
It didn't come out great, but whatever. And I don't want to try agian becuase it expensive, and I am tired, but...
(http://i643.photobucket.com/albums/uu156/RoninAngel_1982/halimsface4.jpg)
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Might get out my skis later on and try that one Pozf
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This one was more annoying than I first thought. My guitar was up too high for the first couple of shots
NEW LINK (http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9403/eept.jpg)
Edit: my left arm looks eerily long in this picture, my hair is blocking the view of my shoulder which is downward.
Edit again: note the lava lamp and earplugs on the desk, and you can even see a couple of my D&D books below them.
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cute! :-[
I'm going to bed agian. I am finally tired. YAY! TIRED! :D
See you sometime soon! :D
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Whooo Nekkidness! Very sexy y'all! Yeehaaaw
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Ok, I'm thinking about picking up the glove and upping the anté, but I'm a bit nervous and insecure about it. Anyone care to help motivate me?
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Are we postin pics woth items that cover your privates?
I might have a good idea myself....
Emp, if it's sexy you should go for it.
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Well imo, my body defies the concept of sexy :/
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It's all about the lighting and the way you pose in the shot, make it artisty like and anything could be sexy ;)
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Ok then,
gotta think of something that will make it a little harder for you.
I gotta keep using the guitar because... well drumsticks just don't cover enough O.o
If you did some perspective tricks, you could probably pull it off.
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If I'd want to make it good I'd have to get someone else to take the picture, and I don't have anyone like that :(
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Don't you have a self shutter function on your cam?
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I do, but I don't have anywhere good to place it, and I don't know how to pose without looking as chubby as I am... :/
Either way, I might give it a try later, we'll see :P
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Well you know... There's nothing wrong with a little chubbyness. I think we all have some chubby bits on our body (except Pozf ;))
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i'm completely naked now but i don't have a camera and i don't have a guitar. :(
but if i had a cam i might take one with my teddy bear.^_^ ;D dam it all losing my cam on the train. ::)
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Goforit 8)
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Always ;)
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I see no additional posts from Akasha... Have I stumped the mistress??
REUPLOAD GUITARS Y/N?
Y
Thank you peoples, now way more conscious than I was last night, I can't believe I did them o.O
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They are awesome!!
I might do something alike... I already have some ideas but with the housemate still here it's kinda hard to actually do so ;)
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./yawn
I fell asleep... ^^;
I have to admit that's a pretty sexy pic/pose, Pozf. Also, regarding Guitars: Y
And just kick the housemate out, Selan. Science must go on!
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Will drag out the ski's later to try and take a few pics
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./yawn
I fell asleep... ^^;
Yea, I figured that when you went idle. But now that you're awake, get to the mimicry :P
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She's stronger then me.... :(
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wearing socks and a t-shirt
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nothing stripped off for a shower
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Awesomeness!!!!!!
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Oh yes, that is most definitely the sex Deatzh.
Edit: oh crap, I just realized I managed to bring the sexy back to the thread. What crazy universe is this!
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I wont be able to take sexy pictures until later today/tonight. :(
Crazy, but I think I like this universe.
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nothing wrong with that same as Space Oddity ;D
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I have a plan though. A mighty plan.
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Well, there you have me wearing the Ushanka I bought in Tallin
(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/Emp_Dragon/DSC00357.jpg)
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Oh? I can't wait to see this plan
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Oh my!!!
So... big!!!!
Gratz on bravery!
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It wasn't much Selan, I was thinking about doing a full frontal, but this was a lot simpler, and the size is my current camera setting. (using a Sony Cyber Shot camera)
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Oi, I'll find something to hold one of my beanies up whilst placing it over my groin later tonight... Maybe. We'll see.
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It's a dick hat... :-X
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It's all my 'weird' preferences, but I have to admit to liking what I see, Emp.
(edit: Not saying you're weird, just that it seems normal for people to be like, ZOMGHAIR, EWWW, and that's what I find most appealing ATM.)
And the hat being there is just kind of hilarious.
Thanks for the compliment Deatzh :-[
And the choise of hat was actually intended for comedy :P
It was either that or the tanker's beret on my other pic.
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Tankers beret, tankers beret ;D
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The tankers beret would have been much cooler in my opinion too
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GO GO GO!!!!
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Just watch out for the pin :o
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Because i'm a nerd (http://s105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/?action=view¤t=scareh.jpg)
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... Oh dear lord that is hot.
I think my next computer is gonna be a combo of Selan's pic and emp's pic. It'll be like emp's but with an SNES coverin me in the stead of a hat.
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Snes ftw!!
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nice Selan ;)
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Hmm....Should I copycat and take a hat pic or not.....
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Oh GOD yes!
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Oh GOD yes!
Well, Alright, I shall do one tomorrow - I'm literally 30 seconds away from walking out the door to go out, so I'm going to regretfully have to be cruel and make you wait.
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I have decided to let you wait aswell, after all, I can't expect you to cope with too much awsome in a single night XD
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I should make that photo now, but I'm just too trolleyed to make a good one, so you'll ahve to wait till tomorrow night. I'll make it up to you with plenty of pictures from when I was out tonight, thanks to bohemian, who is like alan davies, who is curiously attractive, except bohemian is outright hot.
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Wow, Selan, that's pretty cool. It's got that whole black-and-white artistic thing going.
Emp: Looks like you pissed off the photobucket gods. :P
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How?
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As promised, emp's pic with a twist
LINK (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4747/copyogj.jpg)
No cartridge though >.<
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Wow, Selan, that's pretty cool. It's got that whole black-and-white artistic thing going.
Thank you very much, that was my aim.
Pozf! Whooooooooo Yay for american snes!
BUT...... Did it turn yellow or is it the pic?
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Will copy Emp's pic later on tonight with my new Berghaus cap ;)
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:) we should make a groupphoto
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How?
They removed your picture.
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Nope, it's still there, you sure you don't get filtered?
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Not sure if want...
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Because i'm a nerd (http://s105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/?action=view¤t=scareh.jpg)
Because NW is blind and stuff...
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It's not my fault Akasha puts distracting pictures up!!
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True.. I seem to get stuck on them too
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At times distractions can be a good thing, they help by making me forget its my turn next :-\
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And Leana!
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Pozf! Whooooooooo Yay for american snes!
BUT...... Did it turn yellow or is it the pic?
It's partly the lighting in the pic, and the other part is because it's vintage 1991.
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You know.. mine is still as grey as if it was new :)
Only the bottompart tuned yellow, but my parents have a snes with the top yellow and the bottom grey.. So i'll have to get my hands on that one
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Nope, it's still there, you sure you don't get filtered?
That's odd...on my other computer it said "this image violated photobucket terms of use".
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'Bout time there were some actual nudie pics in this thread.
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They're have been some before this.
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Give me time and I will give you nightmares for the rest of your days on this earth :P
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I challenge you.
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Oh my, Selan. That's really, really hot. I think the closest thing I have to that is this old pic I posted with the psp (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/wtfmate.jpg)
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Such a compliment comming from you :-*
Thanks a lot i'm honoured
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Ok before I put up my pic on photobucket got a question for you all. How do you get it from photobucket onto here?
Ok see if this works:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0251.jpg)
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Awww ;_; I missed Selan's pic :(
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Because i'm a nerd (http://s105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/?action=view¤t=scareh.jpg)
Because NW is blind and stuff...
Onoz, I forgot to save it!
*just kidding* :P
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Odd where's your pic??
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Ha, odd got owned by the photobucket gods
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What?! dam it
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Now i missed it ;_;
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will repost as an attachment, might be small but its here
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Ok try this.
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WHoooooo another dick hat :)
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will repost as an attachment, might be small but its here
Kshshshsh...
:P
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uh huh CDSM LETS SEE YOU DO ONE THEN!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ;D 8)
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uh huh CDSM LETS SEE YOU DO ONE THEN!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ;D 8)
Okay, just let me get out my "Cat in the Hat" hat.
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heh now that would be funny.
aww odd that's a smallish hat.
I'm wearing a white t-shirt and white panties. ;D ;)
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Well, I've got Oddball and Akashayi's pictures. Everyone elses appears to be deleted but it certainly looks like I've got some catching up to do as Akashayi pointed out.
The PS controllers are currently in storage and I don't have a guitar but I'll improvise on that last one and hopefully the controllers will be out by the weekend.
All other photos are gone so I can't emulate them sorry but I'm disappointed that I missed Selan's :(
That'll teach me to find any and every way onto the internet even when I'm moving house.
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Mine are still there?
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As promised, emp's pic with a twist
LINK (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4747/copyogj.jpg)
No cartridge though >.<
Ahh yes, I see one of them now... Should I ask why the console appears to be slightly lifted from your body? *LOL*
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for your convenience here are the other 2
This one was more annoying than I first thought. My guitar was up too high for the first couple of shots
NEW LINK (http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9403/eept.jpg)
Edit: my left arm looks eerily long in this picture, my hair is blocking the view of my shoulder which is downward.
Edit again: note the lava lamp and earplugs on the desk, and you can even see a couple of my D&D books below them.
chances are that I will be removing this... So enjoy?
NEW LINK (http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6613/uhoht.jpg)
Note: don't be looking for the junk, it be tucked.
Should I ask why the console appears to be slightly lifted from your body? *LOL*
It's not really, it's just a perspective thing. the angle and such.
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DAMMIT! All these people with guitars... What the hell am I going to substitute for a guitar?
...I've got it! Photo will be up later tonight (Aussie night)
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Selan, you should repost your picture just for a little bit so charles can recreate it ;P
Also, regarding your idea... I'm intrigued. I'll post more pictures later when I can get nekkid, too.
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Selan, you should repost your picture just for a little bit so charles can recreate it ;P
THAT, and it was also probably the best pic to date.
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Selan, you should repost your picture just for a little bit so charles can recreate it ;P
THAT, and it was also probably the best pic to date.
Agreed. Beyond the fact that it was crazy sexy, it was a really good photo from a photogeek standpoint, too. T-T
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Well, Akashayi has given me a description of it anyway so I'll see if I can replicate it based on that.
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I must pipe in and say that I also think Selan's was the best. It was both classy and sexy.
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Aye got to go with what everyone else has said so DITTO!
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I think charles is here now so i can put it of if wanted?
Also, thank you all so much for the compliments. I am an amateur photographer so it means a lot to me :D
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So Selan has "won the thread" then?
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think so but the challenges still goes on
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*LOL* Yep, she wore a game console and won *lol*
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Edit: Piccy wouldn't go down so i do it like this..
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GOT THE PHOTO! You can take it down again.
EDIT: Gotta agree. EPIC photo. Very classy and just somehow... right on an artistic level.
...Do I dare ask what game was in there?
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Just seen something.............Is that a knuckle duster on your right hand Selan?!?!?! :o :o :o :o
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Supermario world :) I should've put something epic in it :p
Those are my rings.....
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...Do I dare ask what game was in there?
I like your attention to detail...
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I took it down but it still shows.. WTF??
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Means your PC cached it. It'll get rid of it after a while.
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aww odd that's a smallish hat.
Ok Smiles next time I'll use my large cammoflage bush hat hows that?
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that'd be cool ^_^ ;D
right now I'm wearing nothing.. but white undies.
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Awww... Damn, I missed Selan... AGAIN ;_;
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really it was really nice.
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Guess why I'm crying... :(
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:'( why cuz you missed the fabulous selan piccy?
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yes ;_;
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aww *huggles you*
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Sorry I haven't got any pics up. But just got too busy moving.
I swear I'll get some up ASAP (but asap might be a little while away *lol*)
@EMP_Dragon: Yeah, the Selan pic is the best of any I've seen. I could seriously imagine seeing it in some professional, nude photography book... Not that it showed any real nudity, heck it's probably one of the most tame, but it was just beautiful. No other words for it.
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@EMP_Dragon: Yeah, the Selan pic is the best of any I've seen. I could seriously imagine seeing it in some professional, nude photography book... Not that it showed any real nudity, heck it's probably one of the most tame, but it was just beautiful. No other words for it.
Awww Shucks...
It wasn't anything special really.... But thank you all for the compliments
I need to get my sword from my parents place, i think i could do something nice with it photography wise
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woosed out of doing my ski's pic so will do it this weekend if I get the time to dig them and the poles out of the attic.
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The sword (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/P1010540.jpg)
Now the background sucks crabcakes, but that's because it was at my parents place and they don't have a white wall. Anyone else with a sword? (made of IRON ::))
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:o erm no but got two home made flintlock pistols some where..................nice pic Selan ;)
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I'm still waiting on your ski picture :p
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I have a sword, but it's not sharp. My 25cm blade bayonet is sharp however :P
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Dont worry Selan Im working on that and a Oddball photo ;)
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I have a sword, but it's not sharp. My 25cm blade bayonet is sharp however :P
This sword isn't sharp either, it's a display sword but i love it anyway.
Oddball picture? :'( That sounds scary!
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Thinking about one of two things for it either an action shot of me abseiling or some thing completly daft.
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I could look it up but it's more fun to say "WTF is abseiling?"
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(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/Emp_Dragon/DSC00361.jpg)
There you go selan, a themed pic :P
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Lots of clothing!!!! Hehehe
Nice goatee and nice sword!
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Yez, lots of clothing, but that can be ammended with the right visitor ;)
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:-*
Good on ya!
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The sword (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/P1010540.jpg)
Oooo baby, another winner.
though Emp's is more badass;
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Heck yeah! If we had to cross blades i know who would be the winner.
btw going nekkid isn't the best armour
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really? because most video game girls would disagree... Just look at Ivy from soul calibur
(http://16bithero.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ivy.jpg)
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OMG she's deformed!
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Oh, and the locker that is seen on the left behind me is my gunlocker XD
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Now the background sucks crabcakes, but that's because it was at my parents place and they don't have a white wall. Anyone else with a sword? (made of IRON ::))
missed this because I was distracted... how did you manage to explain that one to them?
and she's not deformed, just over proportioned
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They weren't at home, it was to much of a hassle to take the sword with me... even tho it's mine.
But i would have been bale to make a better pic because i would have had more room
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I hate that kind of...artwork I gotta be honest. I don't know what it is about that, but it's so stupid looking and like insulting to humanity or something. I think it's the boobs.
Like anyone actually wants boobs that look like that *gets pelted with silicone implants*
it's not just the boobs though...yeesh yeah that just is so offensive to me in some weird way. I guess it's just that they got everything I like about the female body and screwed it up.
I hate that crap.
Have I mentioned that Taiwan is like full of Asian women? It's pretty great I have to say. The subway is my friend.
(got ninja'd 4 times oops)
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Go read your pm
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:D :D :D :D
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Why do I feel miserably left out of something hawt?
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Nah it was the console pic, don't worry ;)
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So yes, yes you did Emp a third time apparently.
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ok, someone's dying for this... *growls menacingly*
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I can die now in blissful peace *dies in blissful peace*
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You know you could always just ask to see it >.>;
No need to burninate the peasants Trogdor <.<;
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well, it's fun burninating pesants!
And Selan, may I see it? please?
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LOL.... :-*
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haha wow is that Selan prancing around teasingly?
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nope :P
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She is the Forum Tease, by a very large margin
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I never tease! I just post and go offline a lot... But that's because 'm busy ;)
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Tease!
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ALmost a whole page without sexy! WTF guys!!
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Quick post something hot selan! It's up to you!
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hmm, not so sure anymore man. :P
but I gotta go to bed now. and I'm not going to just keep posting after saying that like I usually do. G'night (even though it's probably more or less normal waking hours for you guys (excluding Pozf whose waking hours are never normal)).
wtf ninja'd 4 times again!
ok ok I'll post something sexy and then I'm out of here.
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hmm, not so sure anymore man. :P
but I gotta go to bed now. and I'm not going to just keep posting after saying that like I usually do. G'night (even though it's probably more or less normal waking hours for you guys (excluding Pozf whose waking hours are never normal)).
wtf ninja'd 4 times again!
ok ok I'll post something sexy and then I'm out of here.
"butt"
you have to use your imagination.
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Not good enough :-\
Sexy where art thou!!!??
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Did I just hear someone call my name?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/2008rev3.jpg)
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YAY!
And did you look at prev page akasha?
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I think you've already used that one Akasha
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Sexy is BACK!!! WHooooo
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Wow those pics....What can i say... :-*
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Did I? Just had to think fast.
Also, Damn! Awesome sword pic, Selan. Going to have to dig a few of my swords out now, tonight. (Your's is sexy too, Emp, but in a different way.)
And yeah, it's common knowledge that the less a female character is wearing, the higher the armor score. Though I'm not a fan of Ivy's oversized tits. :P
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Ow yeah!!!!!! Bring out the swords!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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hehehe...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/previewe37bcc7edb4873d2c15e724f597b.jpg)
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Nomnomnom :P
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Where's your plan now Akasha!
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OOOOH! Very hot
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Well, if I can get some appropriate quiet time, plans will commence.
Then you will have to whip out your sword too, Pozf.
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I don't have a sword. I do, though, have a machete *I think my dad might have taken it.* and axes/mauls.
Edit: and other garden appliances including a tree trimmer that looks like a thresher.
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(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/Emp_Dragon/DSC00361.jpg)
There you go selan, a themed pic :P
*drools* shiney ... i want one!
did i mention I thought that was hawt?
hehehe...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/previewe37bcc7edb4873d2c15e724f597b.jpg)
meow...?O.O
... ;D talk about sword play... ;D XD
Edit:
on another point I'm wearing white undies and a blue shirt with yellow flowers. ;)
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Like the Bayonet Emp, all I have is a Sgian Dhu (dirk) :(
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Ok double post time again: As prommised a nekkie photo of me with my Ski's.
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:o :o :o DOWN HILL SKI'S!!! How dare you Madam, these are Atomic Telemark ski's with full cable and three pin bindings. Now go hang your head in shame and stand in the corner until I tell you to come out again.
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well these things are not down hill ski's but free heel skis for ski touring/mountaineering.
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Exactly, telemark skiis are the precursor to downhill skiis, and sort of a hybrid between cross country and downhill skiis. They were invented in Norway where the difficoult mountaineous terrain made ordinary cross country skiis unwieldy in the steep slopes, and equally steep climbs. Thus the Telemark ski was invented with a similiar binding as cross country skiis but trading length for width so that the skiis became more agile and stable under those conditions while still retaining some of the cross country skii's properties to eat ground on the glacier plateaus and in the valleys.
(and I'm no skiing enthusiast)
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Can we dumb things down a little for the guy who still freaks out joyously when he sees snow, here?
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Whooooo Go ODD!!!!!!
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Sorry Churba I'm a cold weather lover 8)...........hmm now how can I work in my ice axe and crampons for the next photo ::)
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Can we dumb things down a little for the guy who still freaks out joyously when he sees snow, here?
Funny thing is, that doesn't go away, I've been around snow all my life.
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yay naked skiing oddness! :-*
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Come on Smiles where are you!!
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yay! it's me! time to try this attachment thingy. ^_^
yes it works!
okay that was the me and Mr Frodo piccy ^_^
now for my favorite teddy bear and me! introducing the polar bear named Booboo II
and of course my instrumental. I look so fat in it though. :-\ almost didn't put it up. :P
and of course my Art!
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T.T stupid attachment thingy makes things waaaaay to small
Looks great though Smiles
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i know but it wont allow anything bigger than that. *grumbles* but you got to see all of me!^_^
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Why didn't you use imageshack or something?
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For my next one will try to copy Emp but with Ice axe and survival knife.
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WHoooooooooo! Smiles!
You go girl! you look awesome with that little polarbear cuddly toy :D
Mind you the bear is a bit to big! Can't see you at all :-*
Brave.. Very brave!
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Oops me bad forgot to say: great photos Smiler ;D ;).......I suppose this means I have to put up another two to catch you up.
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Love the miniature keyboard.
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Way to go, Smiles :)!
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Why didn't you use imageshack or something?
well i kinda don't want a ton of people i've never met even a little, like here in the forums, looking at nakked piccies of me. :-[ i'm nervous enough as it is just putting them up here. :-[ :-[ :-[
WHoooooooooo! Smiles!
You go girl! you look awesome with that little polarbear cuddly toy
Mind you the bear is a bit to big! Can't see you at all
Brave.. Very brave!
Way to go, Smiles
:-[ thanks :-*
Love the miniature keyboard.
thanks! :-*
Oops me bad forgot to say: great photos Smiler Grin Wink.......I suppose this means I have to put up another two to catch you up.
thanks and you better believe it! you've got four more to go! :P with this posting of my surprise piccies!
"oops caught me in a towel with my ears on."
and "I'm hiding behind a tree there but it's not very big."
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well i kinda don't want a ton of people i've never met even a little, like here in the forums, looking at nakked piccies of me. :-[ i'm nervous enough as it is just putting them up here. :-[ :-[ :-[
Understandable, But you know you can set them to private, so nobody other than somebody with your password *or going from the link you could put up* would see them
Is that second one outside!?
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yep that one is the surprise. ^_^ ;D going with the naked in the woods theme. plus it's how I won Jello too ^_^
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that's pretty ballsy O,o
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yeah well i made sure all my neighbors windows were unlit first.
at least none of them had to go to the bathroom while i was about there. or i might've been seen. :o
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Ok then Smiler just have to put on my thinking cap, still have to copy Emp's and one in the bath.
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Way to go on the outside piccy!
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
You are one though lady!
*bows down*
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Great picture odd...A hardcore ski-guy :p
And smiles...damn that's daring!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now we just wait for you L ;)
Oh, and do you have any edeged weapons you wish to pose with?
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Here's my edged weapon photo:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0257.jpg)
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You have a fierce look in your face.. I like it :)
Nice equipment btw:p
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That's how I alway look Selan lol. Here's a better pic of me in my Kilt.
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/PICT0650.jpg)
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So tell me, what's under there?
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Come round Selan and I'll show you ;)
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Hehehe sneaky anwser!
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My edge and secret weapon is Selan and as long as she doesn't want to be in front of my genitals....i think this will never happen...sorry emp!
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Dont worry Leana.. I'll make her... ;D
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Here is my bath shot:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0260.jpg)
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That's a lot of bubbles...
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So tell me, what's under there?
Shoes, Socks, and two layers of lipstick.
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and dont forget the mascara Churba :P
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I've decided to post in this thread whenever I intend to get naked in the near future.
No pics yet, sorry. Don't own my own camera and I'm not that sexy anyway.
edit: btw when's Razzly going to play?
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Razzly doesn't.
Or at least that's what she has indicated previously
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wearing a t-shirt and bathing suit bottoms.
sorry folks no nekkid pics of me. but honestly i'm very shy when it comes to nekkidness. I don't even like changing in the same room with a guy who has already seen me naked. you guys are very brave with all your pics. :)
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sexay toes odd!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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hi folks. So my boyfriend and I kinda had a psudo fight today. There just is no nice way to tell someone that you want to be alone and they are bothering you is there? :(
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hi folks. So my boyfriend and I kinda had a psudo fight today. There just is no nice way to tell someone that you want to be alone and they are bothering you is there? :(
Well, you just tell them straight up, and say that it's nothing about them, you just want to be alone - but if they can't take that, it's hardly your fault.
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Hehehe sneaky anwser!
I'm not excatly going to tell you in here now am I? if I did then everyone would know.
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yay :-* bubbles!
it was hard to do the outside piccy cuz it was dark and i had trouble figuring out how i was gonna focus the camera for the best angle in the pitch black. :'( ::)
right now i'm topless with a bluejean skirt on and flipflops.
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Hello everyone.
I'm posting this thread because it appears that most (active) forumites read this thread.
Yes, I have now moved. No, I do not have internet. It will take two weeks or more before I get my own connection... Try to survive without me until then, won't you? ;)
See you sometime, my sexy little flipside-friends.
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Hello everyone.
I'm posting this thread because it appears that most (active) forumites read this thread.
Yes, I have now moved. No, I do not have internet. It will take two weeks or more before I get my own connection... Try to survive without me until then, won't you? ;)
See you sometime, my sexy little flipside-friends.
A fortnight more without Razzly? *sadface* We miss you, panda bear!
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Oh thats it then............the end is near, we are a' ddddddoooooooooommmmmmmmeeeeeedddddd etc Razzly wont be here :(
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oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 weeks????
See you soon Razz, good luck with the moving out and stuff!
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hi folks. So my boyfriend and I kinda had a psudo fight today. There just is no nice way to tell someone that you want to be alone and they are bothering you is there? :(
Well, you just tell them straight up, and say that it's nothing about them, you just want to be alone - but if they can't take that, it's hardly your fault.
We're fine now. I just think we need a day away from each other. Next time I'll just take off for a while and won't have the conversation so he doesn't get the wrong idea. :-\
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The sword (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/P1010540.jpg)
Now the background sucks crabcakes, but that's because it was at my parents place and they don't have a white wall. Anyone else with a sword? (made of IRON ::))
Bummer. See what happens when I loose the internet for days at a time. I miss out on all the awesomeness around here.
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GUESS WHO LOST THEIR VIRGINITY TODAY!!!!!!!!
Not me. :P
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Hello everyone.
I'm posting this thread because it appears that most (active) forumites read this thread.
Yes, I have now moved. No, I do not have internet. It will take two weeks or more before I get my own connection... Try to survive without me until then, won't you? ;)
See you sometime, my sexy little flipside-friends.
What! YOU'RE LEAVING!
LAME! :(
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Thank goodness I still have internet at my workplace... Unfortunately I can't really risk posting photos of myself from here.
My home internet won't be up until next week sometime :(
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Well hurry up Charles I'm catching up on you :P
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Hey! I've also got my in-laws visiting so it's kind of hard to find a quiet corner to get nekkid :P
But yeah, good work to you and Smiles. I think there was someone else but can't be bothered to trace back who it was before I post ;D
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Hello everyone.
I'm posting this thread because it appears that most (active) forumites read this thread.
Yes, I have now moved. No, I do not have internet. It will take two weeks or more before I get my own connection... Try to survive without me until then, won't you? ;)
See you sometime, my sexy little flipside-friends.
What! YOU'RE LEAVING!
LAME! :(
Eh? What? You don't think it's good that she moves out to her own place away from her thieving mother Ronin?
And how is it lame? It's not like she hasn't given us heads up several weeks ago.
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Hey! I've also got my in-laws visiting so it's kind of hard to find a quiet corner to get nekkid :P
But yeah, good work to you and Smiles. I think there was someone else but can't be bothered to trace back who it was before I post ;D
That is no excuse and you damn well know it!!! :P :P ;D and it was Emp and Selan.
Best of luck to Razzly about time she moved out thats for sure............That reminds me where is todays property guide.
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A thought occurs.
If so many millions of men are trying to make their penises bigger, then why can't the Enzyte people afford to make new commercials?
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If so many millions of men are trying to make their penises bigger, then why can't the Enzyte people afford to make new commercials?
Because their penises are ENORMOUS.
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And another thing. Isn't it odd that in today's society, there's a stereotype that women aren't sexual, don't like sex, etc., and yet some hundred years ago the Malleus Maleficarum said carnal lust in women was insatiable.
What changed?
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A thought occurs.
If so many millions of men are trying to make their penises bigger, then why can't the Enzyte people afford to make new commercials?
Personally, I think the whole debate over stem cell research will almost disappear when they figure out how to use the stem cells to increase penis size. ;D
All the promise of growing and replacing livers, hearts, lungs and other vital organs will be small fry compared to the promise of providing naturally larger penis, breasts and probably a cure for baldness.
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Hello everyone.
I'm posting this thread because it appears that most (active) forumites read this thread.
Yes, I have now moved. No, I do not have internet. It will take two weeks or more before I get my own connection... Try to survive without me until then, won't you? ;)
See you sometime, my sexy little flipside-friends.
What! YOU'RE LEAVING!
LAME! :(
Eh? What? You don't think it's good that she moves out to her own place away from her thieving mother Ronin?
And how is it lame? It's not like she hasn't given us heads up several weeks ago.
Oh I just ment I was going to miss her for the time she was gone is all. I was kind of in shock because I didn't really know until then.
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Not me. :P
Aww... :[
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... this is leaving the sexy zone too much :P
time to fix that ;)
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A thought occurs.
If so many millions of men are trying to make their penises bigger, then why can't the Enzyte people afford to make new commercials?
Personally, I think the whole debate over stem cell research will almost disappear when they figure out how to use the stem cells to increase penis size. ;D
All the promise of growing and replacing livers, hearts, lungs and other vital organs will be small fry compared to the promise of providing naturally larger penis, breasts and probably a cure for baldness.
I wonder if they could make new organs. Like prehensile tails. I'd rather have one of those than a bigger penis.
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It's time for a controversial statement.
I don't understand why women don't like being treated like objects. On the whole, I treat objects much better than I do people. I take good care of them, I make sure they don't have to share their place with other objects, and I frequently have long, emotionally deep conversations with them.
Isn't that what women want?
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@CDSM: Smiles give you two new nekkid pics and you're commenting on prehensile tails and how you treat objects? :P
Awesome work Smiles!
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thanks charles! ^_^ :-*
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At first I thought you had a really odd tan, then I realized it was the shadows :P
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heh yeah it's just the lighting.
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Sorry Odd does not do tans :-\
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oh it's not a tan odd. not at all. i was trying to match one of pozf's earlier pics. the one where he just showed his top and such
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Again bad joke time sorry Smiler
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but you could do a naked top piccy too right odd? ;D
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Was going to do one in my overalls holding a tool box in a "I'm here to fix your pipes" pose
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that might be cool. :-* ;)
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@CDSM: Smiles give you two new nekkid pics and you're commenting on prehensile tails and how you treat objects? :P
Awesome work Smiles!
Look, I'm the kind of guy that sees the car in the picture first, if you know what I mean.
:P
But yeah Smiles, that's hawt.
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1. Smiiiilessss!!! Holy F! 8o 8o 8)
2. Oddball. You are epic by your very existence. The blades picture is f'ing cool. The skiis picture is also a contender for best naked picture imo.
3. Sorry I didn't compliment yours Emp. I'm glad you're posting pictures, but I just for some reason think Odd is awesome. I have a long history of posts wishing that I was Oddball to back this up. I think I admire his outdoorsiness, mellow attitude, insanity, and seemingly loner tendencies. Oh well all that and also being Scottish.
4. I AM DRINKING BEER. It's strong beer, too, so I'm probably a bit sillier right now than I realize.
5. Let's talk about this:
And another thing. Isn't it odd that in today's society, there's a stereotype that women aren't sexual, don't like sex, etc., and yet some hundred years ago the Malleus Maleficarum said carnal lust in women was insatiable.
What changed?
Not that I care what the fuck some dude ever said a hundred years ago, or believe in the stereotype, I don't care what other people think, but yeah what's up with the female sex drive?
As far as I can tell, y'all are pretty horny, but it's perhaps not as intense? Or is it just as intense as ours and y'all just are quieter about it (in general)? I had a female friend once who I'm pretty sure once a month for a few days or a week would get like painfully horny (she wasn't physically in the same location as her S.O. at the time).
During sex, if provided with a positive situation, y'all do seem to be pretty insatiable, inhibited perhaps only by physical exhaustion or physical limitations...am I way off here, or close to the mark?
I mean, of course you could be potentially satisfied to differing degrees, but there seems to be no limit to the potential for orgasms, so how does that work in relation to satisfaction? (which I'm guessing comes from the same root word as "insatiable")
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Ok umber I'll send you the ten pounds as payment for those compliments :P
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You clearly said twenty pounds!
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You forget Umber that I'm a Scot and my wallet is sealed tighter than a Duck's arse lol
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You forget Umber that I'm a Scot and my walled is sealed tighter than a Duck's arse lol
Well then have a brew on me mate. Taiwan's finest.
It's called, very originally, Taiwan Beer.
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Hmmmmmm sounds like an intresting brew.
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Hmmmmmm sounds like an intresting brew.
Well ok, to be honest I'm trying their "Strong" line, as opposed to the standard Taiwan Beer, which is totally flavorless (though not disgusting I must admit). They have "Strong Black" and "Strong Red". Both have 7% alcohol content. They're both pretty weak in terms of having a full-bodied flavor. They seemed to think "watery" was the taste to lean towards. However, you can't really say they're bad, per se. The red actually might be somewhat ok.
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Ok umber I'll send you the ten pounds as payment for those compliments :P
Of flesh?
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7% HA! you weakling! You need to get back to the European Beers. Try Carlsberg Elephants ;)
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thanks umber :-[
how are elephants sexy? ... :'(
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(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_i0BN5KPiu0U/RsDqJOomGZI/AAAAAAAAAWU/zxF0oYCzzuE/P1000808.JPG)
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um huh? charles?
right now I'm wearing my unicorn shirt and blue work pants.
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Nekkie waiting in line for the shower
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good time to take nekkid piccies odd! :-*
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Did not have time to, only had enough time for a quick shower this morning before heading off to the doctors, found out I possibly could have tendonitis in my left knee and have been referred to a physio at the local hospital :( :(
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Elephants are I no way sexy.
That is all.
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Elephants are I no way sexy.
That is all.
They have massive phallic organs. I thought that was all it took to be sexy?
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Perhaps if you're a female blue whale. :-\
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They have massive phallic organs. I thought that was all it took to be sexy?
plus they can like steer them. Youtube "elephant sex".
But anyway, is the sexual drive of human females insatiable or undetectable? I'm hoping the ladies can provide some input here.
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maybe they just hide it better? :'(
anywayz pozf convinced me to put up one of my other piccies i took and i thought i might as well pout up the other art one as well.
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You can all thank me in more pictures.
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well what do you think?
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very sexeh, as usual
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idk I'm just naked and tired as usual. *shrugs*
anywho night nights. :-*
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So smiles found a new hobby :-*
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what? :o erm no.
well completely naked now. ;)
i might try a new pose tomorrow.^_^
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I look forward to it, Smiles ;D! The one with the keyboard between your spread legs was pretty hot. Maybe you'll have to take naked pictures of me sometime ;).
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It isn't exactly right now, but at the time (Saturday) I was unable to stop by and post that I was wearing my very sexy Link costume (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile6/1157/74/n1429134780_4313.jpg).
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It isn't exactly right now, but at the time (Saturday) I was unable to stop by and post that I was wearing my very sexy Link costume (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile6/1157/74/n1429134780_4313.jpg).
That is pretty cool.
Sword guitar?
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maybe they just hide it better? :'(
anywayz pozf convinced me to put up one of my other piccies i took and i thought i might as well pout up the other art one as well.
You really are a pretty girl, smiles! :-*
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:-*ooh neat link piccie^_^
maybe they just hide it better? :'(
anywayz pozf convinced me to put up one of my other piccies i took and i thought i might as well pout up the other art one as well.
You really are a pretty girl, smiles! :-*
thanks :-[
should i put up another one?
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should i put up another one?
you've already asked and this question has already been answered smiles :P
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lolz :P
well maybe I shouldn't... these are a little more risqué
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This is the little vioce in your head speaking here Smiles: DO IT!!!! JUST DO IT!!! YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!!
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lolz :P
well maybe I shouldn't... these are a little more risqué
You know what I would say.
Dirtier is better. :-[
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maybe they just hide it better? :'(
anywayz pozf convinced me to put up one of my other piccies i took and i thought i might as well pout up the other art one as well.
wait shouldn't you say "we"? And wouldn't you know, since you're one of "them", or "us" rather?
And stop trying to distract everyone from the Very Interesting conversation with your naked ... ...wait what was I talking about?
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It was about..........OOOOOOOOHHHHHhhhhh Shiny!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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It was about..........OOOOOOOOHHHHHhhhhh Sexy!!!!!!!!!! ;D
ftfy
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ftfy? Come on folks please remember that I dont understand text speak.
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when in doubt go to urban dictionary and look it up
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTFY (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTFY)
For the record I didn't know what it meant either
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double post but whatever
I'm hot naked and dirty... but not in a good way.
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Thanks to a pair of women I chatted to tonight, I feel Sexier and happier than I have in a while.
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Congrats Churba, I on the other hand is pissed at a warhammer game gone sour.
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Right I forgot because of working and whatnot
NEW PICTURE (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/drum4.jpg)
As you can tell I have no ass, and I am very very pale.
*note my nostrils aren't that big. I clench my jaw and flare my nostrils when I'm trying to concentrate on something.*
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As you can tell I have AN AWESOME DRUMKIT, and I am very very pale.
Fixed that for you.
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gotta agree with churba nice drums, but then my first thought focus more on the stick.... ;D :P
anywasy i promised pozf if he put one up then so would i... so here goes:
pantsless o'clock!
and me in nothing but my current collar.
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Awesome
gotta love those two for one deals :P
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heh
like me in nothing but my collar then?
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of course !
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*groan* I have so much catching up to do with all these photos. But I'm going away to NZ for two weeks tomorrow.
Fortunately I found out that my new internet plan comes with some private upload space, so I'll be able to put photos there for myself and anyone else who keeps getting banned by imageshack or photobucket.
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... hey now that'd be hawt. charles in nothing but a collar... ;D
maybe the guys could do nothing but a tie shots?
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I think I missed the part about what the deal is with the collar.
Also, in the future, if you ever feel your pictures are too risque: It's the f*cking Sex Thread! What do you mean "too risque"?
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lol it's called my BF would kill me if i put up too much. ::)
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gotta agree with churba nice drums, but then my first thought focus more on the stick.... ;D :P
anywasy i promised pozf if he put one up then so would i... so here goes:
pantsless o'clock!
and me in nothing but my current collar.
And just like that...
I have a boner. :-[
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lolz
so nekkid ronin piccies? ;D
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Sweet drumkit, Pozf :P
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Oooohhhh Smiles in just a collar like a good sex slave.... Although for some inexplicable reason it's making me hungry!
Oh and I'm wearing jeans and a polo shirt. No underwear because I forgot to make sure I had some for when i got back... So I have to be extra careful with the zip.
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No underwear? Don't jeans chafe? Might be better just going pantsless.
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Then I'd need to go naked (wearing a top and no bottoms always feels very weird to me) and it's a little cold to do that today. Not to mention I have a delivery coming soon and dont fancy trying to get some trousers on quickly so I can answer the door!
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Wearing my Avro T-shirt and a pair of tracksuit bottoms, with boxers and no socks
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I'm wearing a big giant red-lipped mouth and googly eyes because I'M A'FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!
(http://helia.net63.net/mass_storage/Clipboard01.jpg)
For real this time.
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Oooohhhh Smiles in just a collar like a good sex slave.... Although for some inexplicable reason it's making me hungry!
Oh and I'm wearing jeans and a polo shirt. No underwear because I forgot to make sure I had some for when i got back... So I have to be extra careful with the zip.
:'( cannibal? don't eat me please. i don't like biting. :(
and pantsless o'clock is nifty really! i say go for it^_^ :-* ;D
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Wearing my Combat 95's trousers and my Avro T-shirt
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So my boyfreind will no longer have sex with me. :(
He says it's becuase we are both too fat. He doesn't find me attractive and doesn't feel sexy anymore. I am sad. :(
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I'm sorry Ronin.
Could you start exercizing together and improving eachother's sex appeal?
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I'm sorry Ronin.
Could you start exercizing together and improving eachother's sex appeal?
Also - Sex after a good workout is AWESOME.
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all I have on are my flip flops. ;D
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I'm sorry Ronin.
Could you start exercizing together and improving eachother's sex appeal?
Also - Sex after a good workout is AWESOME.
Yes, when you're still on that adrenaline high! But if you're doing it right, sex should also be a workout >.>
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sex burns tons of calories.
Also Why are you wearing flip flops Smiles?
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don't wanna step on broken glass.
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ahh...
somebody some break something?
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"walk softly, for you tread upon my dreams"
Home on a saturday night and have a terrible desire for sex and sake right now.
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I probably shouldn't be wearing my spiked golf shoes then huh....
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Nah, just take it all off.
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just wearing my dressing gown
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Bluejeans, socks and boxers, preparing for bed... I sleep naked ;D
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sleeping naked is the best 8)
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i agree
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sleeping naked is the best 8)
Hell yeah.
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I did that yesterday but had to wake up at like 5:00 when I realized I'd just um... gotten in a sticky situation.
Odd thing was, the dream I was having was the typical "went to school naked" dream, which I didn't find sexy in the least bit.
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hmm interesting. a bit tmi...i had a very nice dream with pozf last night. ;D
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O.O
Wait... seriously??
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yes. yes seriously
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:'( :'( :'(
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do you like sleeping nekkid too odd?
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I can't sleep naked.
I hate being naked in general. With the exception of my feet, I prefer as many layers between myself and the world as possible.
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Used to sleep naked when.well wont go into that but not now.
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Home on a saturday night and have a terrible desire for sex and sake right now.
Oooh Sake! Hehehe i think i might take a picture of me and my sake jar i brought home from japan
NEKID!
When i find the time ;)
Oh and Pozf your goatey is very HOT ^^
And Smiles, damn girl you are on a roll :p
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Hmm never tried Sake
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Also, I sometimes get spiders and centipedes in my bed.
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Also, I sometimes get spiders and centipedes in my bed.
AUUUUGGGHHHHH
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Also, I sometimes get spiders and centipedes in my bed.
and with that I won;t be able to sleep tonight, thanks
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Ok how the hell does that happen?
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"I used to sleep naked in my bed until...." .... "surprise buttsex" ? :P
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Also, I sometimes get spiders and centipedes in my bed.
AUUUUGGGHHHHH
I know, right?
Also, I sometimes get spiders and centipedes in my bed.
and with that I won;t be able to sleep tonight, thanks
Glad I could help. Play video games instead!
Ok how the hell does that happen?
The centipedes I can't account for, but the spiders drop right down from the ceiling.
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"I used to sleep naked in my bed until...." .... "surprise buttsex" ? :P
Ok you forced it out of me. last time I slept nekkie was when I was with my ex
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Heh, also, if you're going to try sake for the first time, it has to be good sake. There's so much crap out there :P
Also, I'm the same way with sleeping... I used to sleep naked all the time... but when I sleep alone, kinda just want my pjs :P
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Ok I told you Akashayi............now will you put away the bull whip you are starting to scare me :o :-\ :'(
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wearing a black tshirt but is going to put more clothes on cuz i'm a bit cold
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Not until you take off your pants and bend over, Odd. ;P
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*cough* erm I would give you a very good reason why I cant do that just now but it would be TMI :-\
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and just like that, my imagination needs a unicorn chaser.
How about this then:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1252976268367.png)
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hmm... somehow I picture you like that >.>;
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And somehow, I now see you like that. ./cracks knuckles ;P
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Heh, as long as you let me out in the morning, I'm good.
Although those knots might be less effective on me because I'm breastless.
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Not true! I have experience with that sort of thing >.>
Though that picture is also not one of the fancier ties I would do.
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I hope you'd be using bamboo rope too, not chains.
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Well, it'd probably be some of my favorite japanese hemp rope, if I were tying anyone up.
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... hmm well it hemp feels bad and doesn't have the nice anti-bacterial properties to it
you need to get a nice 50 ft of bamboo
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You are good people.
Why can't I know people like you where I live?
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>>bamboo rope? :'(
>>>thanks selan :-* i'll be taking the piccies down soonish.
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Yeah, it's soft and has natural anti-bacterical properties to it.
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interesting
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Have not used bamboo rope only heavy duty luggage straps and buckles to tie me down to a bed................now that was an intresting night.
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you were tied down to a bed? ... <.<
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Sounds like it could have been an interesting night. When I was young ... I improvised with belts and stuff. >.>
Gotta stay creative.
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I've used strips of linen, the belt of a bathrobe, my own leather belts and lengths of rope among other things to tie down my victims ;)
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I'm not usually turned on by celebrities, but damn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBH8o8XXnVM&feature=related) if Joss Stone don't have fiiiiiine legs.
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see Smiles thats the art of being a submissive you get all sorts of weird and wonderfull things done to you :) ;)
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hmmm well idk I'm not one yet.
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Then you have lots of wonderful stuff to look forward too one day.
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The way you say that, Night, I'm imagining a conversation with a little girl:
"Aw, what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
"I want to dominate all the boys and whip their butts until they bleed! te~he~"
Or something.
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ok that is a very strange picture I got in my head from reading that :'( :'(
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Remembering your childhood there Akasha?
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Hahaha, no, when I was a wee one I was still at the "I want to be a mad scientist who will dominate all of mankind" stage.....
...hm. So, maybe XD
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lolz
as soon as i'm done here I'll be nekkid cuz i'll be hopping into the shower.
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Nekkie waiting in line to go into the shower........I'm after Smiles
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Why go after? Why not go with?
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No longer naked, it's actually kind of chilly this morning so I threw a shirt on.
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Aw, but there are much more fun ways to save yourself from freezing to death, Pozf. ;P
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Burning down your house whilst you are still in it?
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Burning down your house whilst you are still in it having wild awesome sex?
Fixed
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Heh, I'm sitting here in a white turtle-neck, blue jeans and horny as hell...
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Combat 95 trousers and my blue Mountaineering Council of Scotland (MCoS) T-shirt
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Same as befor plus an m90 camo field hat
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Burning down your house whilst you are still in it having wild awesome sex?
Fixed
I can't really burn this house down while having wild sex in it for multiple reasons
1. Aunt and Uncles house
2 Wouldn't be able to get girl
There are more, I'm just too beat to think any harder
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But, hey, I can solve that for you. It's -not- my aunt's house, and I'm generally female. :P
It's been stupidly hot here today. I've gone through three different tshirts o.O
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The other sex being cyborg/robot right >.>?
I did too, although it wasn't that hot here today mid 70's maybe... weren't all t-shirts though
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You've been through three pairs of boxers, then? ;P
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No, just the normal 1 a day.
T-shirt, Sweater, longsleeve shirt.
Wayyyy to much weather fluctuation today
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Oh well, there goes my follow up quip about refractory periods. ;P
One of the things I do not mind about having a female body.
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.... you know we can just kind of push through those right >.>
And by that I mean you can cut down the time inbetween.
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Moving a thought into this thread.
Do you guys listen to music when you masturbate? Have sex? Do wicked, kinky things to one another?
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Moving a thought into this thread.
Do you guys listen to music when you masturbate?
I pretty much need music to get into the proper mindset of euphoric feelings where I can actually get turned on, so yeah.
Of course, I think the chances of me finding someone with similar tastes in Music For Erotic Situations is astronomical, so there goes that.
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Of course, I think the chances of me finding someone with similar tastes in Music For Erotic Situations is astronomical, so there goes that.
It's this, isn't it? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4)
Do wicked, kinky things to one another?
Well, not to anyone here...Yet ~_^
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Hmmm I wonder who's gonna be the first two to do kinky things to each other >.>;
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It's this, isn't it? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4)
No. But you can keep guessing if you like.
I certainly won't tell. I don't want ya'll thinking I'm weirder than y'already do.
'Tain't Barry White, that's for sure.
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As far as the most interesting sexy music for me... maybe some experimentalish electronic breakbeat stuff. Heh.
I find that lot of good music for sex tends to reflect music that I already dig into anyway. There are a lot of different erotic situations to provide music for, and I suppose.
Hm. The Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne soundtrack has made for some good macking, too... and I went through a phase where I was masturbating to Depeche Mode - Halo. Maybe it's the sexy voices for masturbating, awesome soundtracks for sex?
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Maybe it's the sexy voices for masturbating
When I was a telemarketer(I was young, stupid, and needed the money) A few people on the phone told me I have a sexy voice. None of them bought anything, but still, it's better than the sort of things most people would say.
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Mm, that must have been nice. Record it for us! ;)
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Mm, that must have been nice. Record it for us! ;)
<.< >.> Maybe. I wouldn't know what to say, so if you have a script you'd want, PM it to me.
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Okay, okay, I'll fess up.
I whack off to J-pop.
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Mm, that must have been nice. Record it for us! ;)
<.< >.> Maybe. I wouldn't know what to say, so if you have a script you'd want, PM it to me.
Quote something from Shakespeare.
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Oi, recite some Hamlet.
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I've masturbated to the opening track from Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei before...Just once....
But the sequence of the first season is pretty hot ;P
And Toshiyuki Morikawa was at Anime Expo this year, saying all sorts of random shit in the sephiroth voice. Damn his voice is sexy smooth. ;P
You could say something like "If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.", Churba. or "Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
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Magus> Richter go with the first one. *should have put down an Alucard quote Akasha >.>*
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Well, naturally Magus is the greater, but the second quote would just be fun to say/hear. so, nyeh ;P
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Yea but you can find the clip of Richter saying that anywhere *including your PSP >.>*. Where can you hear Magus being awesome? Nowhere!
So nyeh yourself!
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"Ah...! The Masamune!!! I bet you're just dying to use it! The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!"
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Well, Churba, your work is cut out for you, now give us your best sexy shot ;P
Actually, I wouldn't complain if anyone else posted clips saying those lines, either >.>
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My voice is most definitely Not sexy, won't be happening >.>
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours. ;P
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me specifically?
Do I need to be embaressed for the greater good of the forum?
i seem to have a conundrum .
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Now voice recordings would be right up my alley...I'd have to wait til Sunday night though, as that's where I have my microphone.
Also, I'd need somewhere to upload them to.
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Most people here have already heard my voice.
The singing one, atleast.
Oh, and funnily... I can't listen to music when I masturbate. If I do, then that song is ruined for me forever. D:
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I think everyone should post clips up for the greater good of the forum. But naturally, that means you too pozf.
You were so eager with the Magus quotes before... ;P
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Yea, but I picture an Alucardesque voice for Magus, which my voice is Not.
Besides you still the forum sexy guitar picture, I say the voice is interest for our wait.
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And there are still a lot of pictures you never recreated from 'the before' So, nyeh ;P
Also, you guys should call up Brion and ask for his sexy voice. That's always fun XD
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Hey I already declared that I wouldn't be reconstructing those.
Quite being weasely ! and get to the sexy!
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Most people here have already heard my voice.
The singing one, atleast.
Oh, and funnily... I can't listen to music when I masturbate. If I do, then that song is ruined for me forever. D:
I should sing some stuff too.
Dang, why didn't I think of this while I still at school with my mike?
Would anyone have any requests or anything? My voice is especially suited to gospel/old country type of songs.
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just fyi i'll be taking my nekkid picies down on the 30th. :P
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just fyi i'll be taking my nekkid picies down on the 30th. :P
*scrambles to download them*
Just kidding, of course.
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heh really? ;D
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heh really? ;D
No, that'd be creepy and weird.
Besides, there's only one girl I want naked pictures of.
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mm? i see
:)
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mm? i see
:)
And no, it's not anyone on this forum. :P
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i was gonna say a girlfriend i didn't think you meant anyone on the forums. :P
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i was gonna say a girlfriend i didn't think you meant anyone on the forums. :P
No, nothing of the sort. Unfortunately, she's an "unobtainable". Doesn't stop me from wanting her though. :P
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Well, Churba, your work is cut out for you, now give us your best sexy shot ;P
Actually, I wouldn't complain if anyone else posted clips saying those lines, either >.>
I'll get it done on Monday, when I'm back from Hull.
Yes, that's right Sportfans, someone decided to drag me to hull. *Dodges the rain of rotten fruit*
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Most people here have already heard my voice.
The singing one, atleast.
Oh, and funnily... I can't listen to music when I masturbate. If I do, then that song is ruined for me forever. D:
Lol that's funny...
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I think listening to music while having sex would be too weird, I'm too rhythmic.
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Well, Churba, your work is cut out for you, now give us your best sexy shot ;P
Actually, I wouldn't complain if anyone else posted clips saying those lines, either >.>
I'll get it done on Monday, when I'm back from Hull.
Yes, that's right Sportfans, someone decided to drag me to hull. *Dodges the rain of rotten fruit*
How the hull would you think that was funny?
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I think listening to music while having sex would be too weird, I'm too rhythmic.
Why would that make it weird? I figure it'd be a good thing.
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yes and no,
I'd get lost in the music... I wouldn't be able to focus or anything.
+ song changes would mess me up big time
it's hard to explain
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That's why you loop the same one over and over.
Heck, just make it one riff over and over.
I, personally, want to lose my virginity to the Starman theme from Mario Bros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRyc5cmBzUs
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Yeah well the loop had better be flawless in it's repeat otherwise
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keeping_time.png)
That's gonna happen -essentially-
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yes and no,
I'd get lost in the music... I wouldn't be able to focus or anything.
+ song changes would mess me up big time
it's hard to explain
Totally agree. Though one time, back when I used to be a potsmoker Deadhead, I did it with the Grateful dead playing in the background, and it was awesome.
I'd imagine some electronic/techno-y stuff could be pretty great. Stuff that can sit in the background and just sort of feed your brainwaves.
For some reason...and this is totally true and makes no sense...the more popular (first maybe? I dunno. They probably made some albums before they got big) Blues Traveler album used to turn me on. Don't know if you guys've heard that much, it was popular in the 90's, but it makes no sense, believe me. I fap'd with it on a couple of times, and that's probably the only music I've ever listened to with fapping. God that's weird.....
Question: if Smiles has a boyfriend, why's she always clamoring for sex?
Another question: Is that one of those personal questions that I probably shouldn't have asked?
edit: Not that it turns me on, but I often think Primus sounds like great sex feels. ...to me, of course. I would imagine most people wouldn't think sex feels like Primus sounds.
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Question: if Smiles has a boyfriend, why's she always clamoring for sex?
Another question: Is that one of those personal questions that I probably shouldn't have asked?
Chico doesn't put out?
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I, personally, want to lose my virginity to the Starman theme from Mario Bros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRyc5cmBzUs
haha...wow that would be the most neurotic sex ever possibly. Even worse than listening to Talking Heads...
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I, personally, want to lose my virginity to the Starman theme from Mario Bros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRyc5cmBzUs
haha...wow that would be the most neurotic sex ever possibly. Even worse than listening to Talking Heads...
Can you see now why I'll never get laid?
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You just need to find someone who has the same tastes as...wait no you're right you'll never get laid :P
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You just need to find someone who has the same tastes as...wait no you're right you'll never get laid :P
The problem is, as time goes on, it becomes even more impossible as I get more and more nit-picky criteria, and less and less willingness to settle.
At least I'm coming to terms with it.
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Well, there really isn't ever the utterly perfect person.
Though, I know a guy that's probably just as freaky as you... so... things exist ;P
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Well, there really isn't ever the utterly perfect person.
Ahem. Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
Though, I know a guy that's probably just as freaky as you... so... things exist ;P
If I was remotely gay, I'd be intrigued.
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Lemme just find that sexual orientation remote...
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Lemme just find that sexual orientation remote...
Fortunately for me I spent the past few years building up an immunity to sexual orientation remotes.
Unfortunately, I think I finally gained immunity after being shot with an "asexuality" ray. Damn.
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Whats wrong with Talking Heads umber?
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Whats wrong with Talking Heads umber?
Talking Heads are great. I'm just saying it's rather neurotic music, for the most part. At least that's the word I use for it.
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Have sex to King Crimson, now that shit is neurotic
Elephant Talk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76eoyyem2K8)
Also the singer sung in Talking heads too >.>
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I just like the song ROad to Nowhere
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Well then guys, here's some music themed sexy.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bc4f5c5d90dd92f510a43b7c8ee847c7.jpg)
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Rawr? 8)NSFW (http://www.visit-x.net/CAMS/DE/specials/Rammstein.html?track=Index)
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I, personally, want to lose my virginity to the Starman theme from Mario Bros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRyc5cmBzUs
haha...wow that would be the most neurotic sex ever possibly. Even worse than listening to Talking Heads...
Oh yeah? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx-IjUuZ8zE)
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Rawr? 8)NSFW (http://www.visit-x.net/CAMS/DE/specials/Rammstein.html?track=Index)
I was NOT expecting that...
not really a fan of Rammstein though.
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Rawr? 8)NSFW (http://www.visit-x.net/CAMS/DE/specials/Rammstein.html?track=Index)
Well. That was interesting.
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Well then guys, here's some music themed sexy.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bc4f5c5d90dd92f510a43b7c8ee847c7.jpg)
SOOOOOOOOOO hot!
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Yeah, that -is- sexy. Really awesome art, too.
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All I can say is............Intresting.
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so uh... most awesome tramp stamp ever?
(http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/zelda-tat_anon-P.jpg)
Gamers are with me on this right?
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Excuse me while I track down the owner of this "ugliesttattoos.com" and beat some taste into them.
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I'll get the requested voice stuff done tonight, Monday night, after my housemate goes to bed.
Also, from another forum -
NukerJSR - "I nearly set my apartment on fire today."
Churba - "Advice - Candles are romantic, but don't put them right next to the bed. "
MrRoboto - "Candles and a massage are romantic, just don't use flammable oil."
Churba - "Wax play is fun, but you shouldn't go overboard."
Nineless - "To echo my predecessors, they're also not that great for warming up your bed. Sure, once it catches on fire it heats up pretty damn quickly, but that's the extent of it."
NukerJSR - "It was in the kitchen."
Churba - "Kinky."
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Well then guys, here's some music themed sexy.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bc4f5c5d90dd92f510a43b7c8ee847c7.jpg)
For some reason that picture made me think of Selan... cant think why, but then it is early in the morning.
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I -hate- trampstamps. But that's passable.
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I -hate- trampstamps. But that's passable.
I rather dislike how ubiquitous they are...it's like everyone and their grandma has one...but a friend of mine has a pretty cool one, so it's okay.
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Ok Pozf put me out of my misery where is that tattoo from?
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I, personally, want to lose my virginity to the Starman theme from Mario Bros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRyc5cmBzUs
haha...wow that would be the most neurotic sex ever possibly. Even worse than listening to Talking Heads...
Oh yeah? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx-IjUuZ8zE)
yeah man sorry Starman theme beats that tune by a long shot.
edit: I liked King Crimson a lot more than I thought I would. Do they always have such prominent bass? (I listened to a few songs on YouTube, and I think they all did)
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Ok Pozf put me out of my misery where is that tattoo from?
It's a Zelda tattoo
And no the bass isn't always that prominent, though it does tend to be. It also depends on both the song and the bassist. some of their bassists play lighter.
Don't be fooled though, King Crimson has a lot of good stuff, but they also have a lot of crap
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Recordings are done, will post them tonight when I get up.
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Well then guys, here's some music themed sexy.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bc4f5c5d90dd92f510a43b7c8ee847c7.jpg)
For some reason that picture made me think of Selan... cant think why, but then it is early in the morning.
LOL, maybe you weren't wearing your glasses when you looked at it? Damn i WISH!!!
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definitely hawtness
today I'm wearing my miles of smiles T-shirt and yellow undies
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the sexy isn't prominent enough here
(http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kris-videogames-P.jpg)
Akasha, quit making me do your job for you...
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lol wow that girl needs to eat more.
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Hi Guys! Been real busy lately, but desided to randomly drop in on my favorite thread! :D
So I was volenteering today and I was staring at this chick locking her bike up. She was bukoo hot all bending over to lock the bike as super duper hot chicks will do sometimes, and my tounge was practically hanging out, and then she came in and was my shift leader for the rest of the shift! I think she saw that I was staring at her. I was so embarrested! :-[
And Smiles is totally right. Ribs poking out of flesh is bad juju.
Pretty face though. :-\
Edit: And I think tramp stamps are hot, I don't give a fuck.
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My stomach/rib area does the same thing if I lay down like that... She's probably not nearly as skinny as you think she is, juuust sayin.
I actually can't get my ribs Not to show if I try while laying like that. even if I puff out my gut. My guess is neither could she.
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Yeah i have the same, but my ribcage is a bit weird as it sticks out more then it should. My sis has the same problem. When we ly down it's like we have 4 boobs. :-\
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Most people's ribs show when they lie down. Mine show when I stand upright.
The girl in that photo is obviously underweight, though. Not because of her ribs, but look at the rest of her body.
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lol wow that girl needs to get eaten!
Corrected ;D
And as to weight, she could use an extra five kg or so even though she's hot the way she is :P
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I just needed to post this....LOL...
So this is wat i'm wearing coming from the shower :D
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:o
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*bonk* <-sound of head hitting floor
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I just needed to post this....LOL...
So this is wat i'm wearing coming from the shower :D
That bright ball of light looks good on you.
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Funny... :P
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Hmmm a nice jugular to sink my fangs into ;D
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Well, Odd, you'll have to beat me to it :P
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I've all ready left this is a pre-recorded message being delivered at a preset time :P
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts running around in fear*
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My my my...what a ...delicious neck you hav.e
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Hey fangs off.............I've called dibs lol
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Odd, you have tiny teeth, no wings, no claws, and no tail, I challenge your claim!
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I have a few sets of wings of various sizes, engines of various Horse Power, and tons of REALLY bad jokes which I'm not affraid to tell ;D ;D
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Ah, but the wings aren't a part of you! and not big enough to carry your weight :P
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You forget I'm Aeronautical Engineer I can make anything fly :P ;D
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Ah, but that would give me more than enough head start to get to her first ;D
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but I'm typing this out on the ferry from Rosyth that goes to Amsterdam Emp :-\
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And I'm typing this from her roof :P
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So that's the ticking i am hearing.... :-X
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Well, no, the ticking is your heart's reaction to the presence of my aura *devilish grin*
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Dam it missed out again
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Your aura....sounds nice....does your aura nibble too?
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Nope, it just sets the mood and turns up the heat ;)
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The girl in that photo is obviously underweight, though. Not because of her ribs, but look at the rest of her body.
Then i think i have a problem...
Leana!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You go girl!
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Fuck it...why does the aura never do the works ;)
And now...that girl is not too skinny and nor are you Selan!Or...well maybe...i haven't seen you in a while....
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And now...that girl is not too skinny and nor are you Selan!Or...well maybe...i haven't seen you in a while....
Thanks ;)
What aura?
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I'm just trying to force emp's aura into nibbling upon me...
I desperatly need nibbling!!!!!!
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The girl in that photo is obviously underweight, though. Not because of her ribs, but look at the rest of her body.
No, not really. I look pretty much the same, and I'm well within the healthy BMI range.
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I'm not saying it's ugly, I'm just saying she's underweight.
In today's society, underweight is obviously the desired state for women anyway.
[/bitter fat bitch]
Pozf: You're a guy. There's a huge difference in body fat there.
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She doesn't look underweight at all...She has a nice figure.She just doesn't have a lot of bodyfat...
And todays society is getting used to a lot of overweight persons as well :)
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[/bitter fat bitch]
Nuuuuuuuuuuu!
You're not fat!
Don't make me come over
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I appologize for not knowing how to do remote nibbling/licking ;)
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Well, I think she looks very underweight.
Seems to me like everyone's so used to seeing underweight people everywhere in the media, so no one recognizes it anymore.
Selan: Yes I am! D< And even if I weren't, I damn well will soon be.
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Ok that's it! I'm coming over!
*steps in car and goes for a 2000k drive*
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I can house you for a night on your way Selan :) I got a comfy converting sofa.
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Aww...
I'll pay for half the gas?
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I can house you for a night on your way Selan :) I got a comfy converting sofa.
Are you trying to get the sex back in this thread? ;)
Aww...
I'll pay for half the gas?
Um... sure! That would be 105 euro's :P
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I could contribute to some fuel too, and of course dinner and breakfast before you continue
Sorry Selan, couldn't give you sex even if you begged, you'd have to sneak up on me while sleeping and tie me up if you had to have some... (I'd loose my girl in any other scenario and I won't have that period.)
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Gawd gas is expensive...
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I know ;_;
Luckily with my new job i get more then a 100% refund, finnaly i earn money while driving.
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you're a truck driver?
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Jees...emp that's kind of dissapointing! ;)
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I just got a de j'ai vu... A feeling that I've dreamt about just this very moment a couple of years ago.
But, how's that dissapointing leana? if you were two you could probably tie me up successfully even if I put up a moderate resistance :P
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scary stuff
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lol....hmmm if selan is going to work with me on that...she will pretty much be braindead...
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O.o
How come?
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Yup, I get those. One time I remember clearly was in eight grade, I dreamt I was looking out over a low wall and a european city was spread out below me, around me were a bunch of familiar people and one cat but I didn't recognize their faces then. However, four years later, in equiv. high school, my class was on a trip to estonia and there I re-encountered the dream, the people of the dream were my class, the cat was there, and the city was Tallin, the low wall was part of a scenic outlook from the 'high' town! Where the nobles lived in the medieval times.
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WOW! pretty awesome. I never had something like that
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Cause you would never ever help me with stealing some-ones boyfriend and forcing him into having sex with me.....
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I'm just glad it has never occured with anything bad beeing forseen.
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bbrrrrr....that would be awfull!
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1.) Video game girl looks underage
2.) Nom nom, Leana.
3.) Boobies!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/009815407.gif)
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Cause you would never ever help me with stealing some-ones boyfriend and forcing him into having sex with me.....
I volenteer for the hazardous duty of being stolen Leana ;D
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Now with added attachment!
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me likes
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Nice hat!
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come into our conversation hun!
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Hah. Well, well. I may just do that. ./goes looking for headphones
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c'mon where is everyone
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on skype you bish!!
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NICE!!!
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Bish?
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あんじゃ
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Ok now who is showing off?!?!
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フランスがじてんしゃでほおるはうすにきます
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ざっけなよ
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hoeren-kluisje
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/lockerqw0.gif)
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ROFL
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I'm not saying it's ugly, I'm just saying she's underweight.
In today's society, underweight is obviously the desired state for women anyway.
[/bitter fat bitch]
Pozf: You're a guy. There's a huge difference in body fat there.
I don't mind skinny girls, but some of them look like they have the bodies of malnourished 12 year old boys.
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Yay neekid leana and Churba! ^_^ :-*
very nice you guys.
I like skinny that's not too boney cuz boney is harder to cuddle. so i like a bit of squish on my skinny.*shrugs* maybe it's just me. i can cuddle anything but i like the soft bit of squish ^_^
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Not only do my ribs show when I stand up, but when i take my shirt off and look in a mirror I can see my heart beat.
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Underage as in under 18? I'd say that's possible, she's probably not over 19 though, and even if she were, as long as she was over 15 she'd be technically legal for bed where I live... *shrugs*
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Underage as in under 18? I'd say that's possible, she's probably not over 19 though, and even if she were, as long as she was over 15 she'd be technically legal for bed where I live... *shrugs*
Oh that makes me so jealous.
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It would be legal for her to have sex with another person under 18 and over 15. It would still be illegal for you to fuck her, emp.
At least that's what it's like over here-
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Over here it's 15, 18 for anyone in a position of trust. Otherwise no holds barred, as in no age difference clause... And the shrug meant there was no interest in that direction anyway.
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I'm having suckyercocka for breakfast.
kidding, it's chocolatecocka.
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So what are you wearing this morning Raz?
I'm weraing a white turtle-neck and black boxers myself.
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I'm having suckyercocka for breakfast.
kidding, it's chocolatecocka.
XD
Edit: cause I'm tired and forgot things?
so it was the other half of the "chocolatecocka" from yesterday?
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i'm wearing jean shorts with my tye dye dragon t-shirt today.
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Chillin' in my jeans, smoking my gandalf pipe.
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Pozf: Yeah, the other half. God, I'm such a pig.
I'm wearing my vintage babydoll sleepwear.
Looks like this:
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/babydoll.jpg)
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Maybe, but at least you have the metabolism to keep up with it. :P
otherwise you wouldn't be able to fit into that little thing ;)
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Maybe, but at least you have the metabolism to keep up with it. :P
otherwise you wouldn't be able to fit into that little thing ;)
Maybe I wear that thing, size XXXL?
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You've shown your body, if anything that L stands for little >.>;
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I'm naked!
Fo realz this time.
No pic though, don't have a camera with me.
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I'm naked!
Fo realz this time.
No pic though, don't have a camera with me.
That's reasonable, after all, it's not like you have any pockets.
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well if everyone else is nekkid i might as well get nekkid too ^_^
*strips*
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LOL! I wear the same as yesterday morning, and Raz, if you are a pig, you have to be the cutest little pigglet in Finland ;D
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Why thanks. :'D
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Especially when dressed in that nightwear :o
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Especially when dressed in that nightwear :o
Or NOT dressed in that nightwear.
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Wearing my light blue M*A*S*H T-shirt and Adidas joggers
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*pictures Razzly crawling around naked on all fours making pig noises*
Sorry! It just happened!
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that was great up til the 'making pig noises', punk :P
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Yeah, UIS, that was SO not sexy. XD
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Oh man guys, the tokyo game show had the same uber sexy bayonetta cosplay (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/09/28/sexy-bayonetta-cosplay/) that was at e3. </drool>
Now, post some sexy! Don't make me use this.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/small_obligatorysword.jpg)
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Oh Man! Look at that sword!
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is that sword a cutlass?
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what cutlass? *shrugs* I must be distracted by other things in that image *lol*
Did I miss much in this thread over the last two weeks? I'll have to check it when I've got time.
It's good to be back and hopefully I'll follow up my return with those pictures I've been promising for ages ;) :P :-*
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Well, charles... leana has challenged you... big time ;)
page 98...
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Had to go back and look again :-[
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Well, charles... leana has challenged you... big time ;)
page 98...
Is it still there? I mean she was fast in taking down those of her with clothes on
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But doesn't THIS IMAGE (http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charscythe2.jpg) that I posted a while ago, cover it? or has she removed the image you're referring to?
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it could have, but the shaft of the scythe and your arm is blocking the view for the ladies XD
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Thought was for the bladed weapon round of the contest?
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It was in response to a photo from Akashayi which was, in turn, a response to a photo of mine that she couldn't replicate with the camera she had at the time.
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Oh man guys, the tokyo game show had the same uber sexy bayonetta cosplay (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/09/28/sexy-bayonetta-cosplay/) that was at e3. </drool>
Now, post some sexy! Don't make me use this.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/small_obligatorysword.jpg)
Gotta love striped panties.
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Yeah, UIS, that was SO not sexy. XD
I thought it was pretty sexy...;P
What is the girl in that image threatening to use? The sword, or her crotch?
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Think she is meant to distract you with her panties then lob off your head with the sword
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Eww.
That's such an unflattering angle.
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It is? *is confuzzled*
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I think her thighs look fat. >.>
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Maybe, but I'd say that's the boots more than the angle, and the ammount of space between her thighs (factory air) say she's not fat at all, more likely a bit skinny... :P
And I for one isn't focussing on the thighs XD
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There are some pretty bad anatomical errors in that picture, and it's just the quickest thing I could whip out, but that's beyond the point ./brandishes a sword.
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I think her thighs look fat. >.>
Admittedly, the artist's grasp of perspective leaves much to be desired.
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but the question remains unanswered: is that a cutlass? :P :P
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Or is it merely a cutting lass?
And will we see a similiar picture of Akasha to show where the artist failed in anatomy classes?
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and it's just the quickest thing I could whip out,
Fnar Fnar.
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well at least the panties are clean ;D
today I'm wearing jeans and a bears t-shirt and white socks and black tennis shoes and an orange hair scrunchy.
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That anime babe must have a big butt, since you can see a bit of it from the front.
I'm wearing a Disney sweatshirt and beige pants. It's been pretty chilly here.
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Interestingly, I saw that same Bayonetta cosplay in a news story on Sankaku Complex (http://sankakucomplex.com). That site's actually pretty awesome.
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that's because it was the same site >.>;
Edit: Wearing the saber-toothed lime T-shirt and shorts
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Replying to a conversation from the chat thread here instead.... and speaking of snapping off, has anyone ever hurt themselves masturbating before? o_O
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you have a saber- toothed lime t-shirt? *jealous*
i'm wearing a tye dye t-shirt, white checkered chef pants, and doggie socks
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Replying to a conversation from the chat thread here instead.... and speaking of snapping off, has anyone ever hurt themselves masturbating before? o_O
Yup. I have. >.>
I'm wearing something very non-sexy. Stockings, jeans, three thick shirts and glasses. It's just so freaking cold up here... And I'm too tired to start fumbling with contacts.
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Replying to a conversation from the chat thread here instead.... and speaking of snapping off, has anyone ever hurt themselves masturbating before? o_O
Yes.
Done the usual of not having enough lube or something on a number of occasions and been left raw after the event and also slipped in the shower and bruised myself up a bit. I seem to recall something more significant but can't bring it to mind right now.
Heck, add to the question, have you hurt yourself during ANY sexual activity (masturbating, sex with a partner, strip tease, cyber/phone sex, etc)?
I'll wait for others responses before posting my own. :P
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I recently hurt myself masturbating too. Kind of magical how that happens. Overly enthusiastic with a vibrator. >.>
As far as sexual activity with a partner goes... There's been the usual bit about not having enough lubricant. Oh! I gave myself a gnarly cut on a sharp object once while er... tumbling around with someone. woops?
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While in a doggy-style position on the bed, I put my arms up to take my shirt off and took a hit to the side of my left wrist from the ceiling fan above the bed.
Also got a bit of a burn down my back while having sex in the shower and accidentally bumping the tap to full hot... (no injury but I've done the same in the reverse by bumping it to cold which kind of kills the mood *lol*)
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Replying to a conversation from the chat thread here instead.... and speaking of snapping off, has anyone ever hurt themselves masturbating before? o_O
Well, there was this time with a vice-grips and a circular saw...
Seriously though, no. My rare masturbatory practices are totally vanilla and safe.
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Oh! and masturbating in the bed once, got to the "point of no return" and made a dash for the bathroom since I hadn't brought a small towel or anything in with me. Stubbed my right little toe on the bathroom door frame hard enough to make it bleed... Try jumping around on one leg, shouting and gripping your foot in pain as you bleed and cum all over the place *PMSL*
At least it was the bathroom tiles and not the carpet *LOL*
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Oh! and masturbating in the bed once, got to the "point of no return" and made a dash for the bathroom since I hadn't brought a small towel or anything in with me. Stubbed my right little toe on the bathroom door frame hard enough to make it bleed... Try jumping around on one leg, shouting and gripping your foot in pain as you bleed and cum all over the place *PMSL*
At least it was the bathroom tiles and not the carpet *LOL*
You shoulda just...y'know...cupped your hand or something.
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Oh wow, that's an interesting visual indeed. o_o
Your story wins, hands down.
...heh, hands down ...your pants >.< *groan*
edit: in fact that's a visual I just can't get out of my head and am giggling like crazy. Doesn't help that I've seen your ass ;P
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remind me to hit you for that one -.-;
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Oh my god. XD
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*lol* It didn't take me long to see the funny side of the incident either.
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The short list -
-Various carpet burn
-Scratches and nail marks deep enough to draw blood
-Various bruises
-Burns
-Cum in eyes
-Unexpected fateful of female ejaculate
-Busted up nose from being punched in the face
-Once got captive bead Prince albert caught on a labia piercing
-penile injury due to rather inopportune bending
-Busted eardrum
-Ringing ears for about an hour thanks to an unexpected scream
-Banged up knee
-Dislocated shoulder(she rolled us off the bed, I landed funny trying to cushion her fall)
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Jeez Churba, that's one hell of a 'short' list.
I can safely say, now that I think about it, various carpet burns as well.
Wow, you have a pretty ...dynamic sex life. :P More importantly, you have a prince albert piercing?
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I think that entire list counts as a "fateful".
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o.O Yeah, no kidding. Also curious how one gets punched in the face.
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More importantly, you have a prince albert piercing?
The operative word is "Had" - I took it out after the aforementioned incident.Wow, you have a pretty ...dynamic sex life. :P
I'll try anything three times - Once to find out, second to see if I like it, and the third time to make sure.
o.O Yeah, no kidding. Also curious how one gets punched in the face.
Twice - That would be being surprised by the incredibly funny noise the woman in question made at the point of climax, and she saw the look on my face when I was trying to not burst out laughing, and the other time, the woman in question(a different woman, though) had a boyfriend, who came in while I was...otherwise distracted, and King-hit me mid-stroke.
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Hey, that deserves my Lawrence of Arabia "Drama!" picture...wherever I have that thing...
GAH! The balls of my feet just started pringling for no reason right now!
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@Churba: Ouch on the king-hit. I've accidentally elbowed (quite hard) a lady in the chin as I turned over from lying on my side away from her as she masturbated me... She was not impressed.
Do we add "injuries you've caused" to the list now?
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I shall decline, on the grounds that it would sound too much like bragging, and a braggart I am not.
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Ouch! I had to look up king hit on urban dictionary xP That sounds like quite a story. Was it worth it?
I've laughed at funny noises a couple times... just can't seem to help it. Never got a punch to the face as a result though.
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Ouch! I had to look up king hit on urban dictionary xP That sounds like quite a story. Was it worth it?
I've laughed at funny noises a couple times... just can't seem to help it. Never got a punch to the face as a result though.
I would say it was worth it, but an unexpected punch to the face that comes out of nowhere like the invisible man is rather a mood-killer.
And to be fair, the noise she made is best written as a high pitched "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee" followed by a satisfied sigh, pretty much anyone would laugh at that. I hold it as a point of pride that I managed to hold in the laughter, but unfortunately, the look on my face set her off - apparently, she's a bit sensitive about it, however, I managed somehow to make her feel better about it so that it wasn't an ending to the whole thing.
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Ah, the sound of the female orgasm.
I know it well.
It's "Baa-aa-aah!!!"
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I don't really understand people who make a lot of noise during sex. I don't really make any noise, besides the change in breathing. I've been with some pretty quiet people too. guys...hm. Girls have tended to make little gaspy, squealing noises though.
What about you guys? Do you gasp and moan, or are you quiet?
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I'm usually quiet but sometimes I like to make noise just for the sake of it.
*LOL* my wife tends to have conversations with me. Conversations include my impending brother in-law's visit, various banking/finance stuff , stuff that needs unpacking in the house, what we should do for dinner and much more.
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*LOL* my wife tends to have conversations with me. Conversations include my impending brother in-law's visit, various banking/finance stuff , stuff that needs unpacking in the house, what we should do for dinner and much more.
Are you being serious?
o_O; (have you ever seen lady vengeance, by the way?)
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And look at all the fun I miss while at work
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*lol* yes I'm serious. Although it's just at the start. Once we're warmed up she's down to just breathing and some moans here and there.
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huh. o_o
I suppose that'd probably have the added benefit of making it last longer... if that's a benefit at that point. I just can't imagine it. Or well, I can, and it's very strange in my head.
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As to the injuries, I've had various carpet burned knees, some rawness after masturbating a lot at a time (I don't use lube) but the most serious injury happened when I was around ten.
During a masturbation session, the frenulum snapped... resulted in quite some bleeding and a visit to the local medical centre...
As to causing injuries, I seem to have a knack for banging various body parts on my partner's head when we change positions in bed... I'm as graceful and agile as a stranded whale.
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Being sleep depraved is not a good idea while catching up on this thread
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oh man, walls and headboards have been the bane of both my head and various partner's heads :P
I forgot about that one too.
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That's so classic it hardly needs mentioning Akasha XD
As for the noise part, both me and my girlfriends get heavy breathing, relly heavy :P
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[SPOILER ALERT]
I've never had sex. Hence, I've never caused anyone else any harm. Happy now?
[/SPOILER ALERT]
But I gave myself a cut, once, by using something that had a sharp edge.
EDIT: But some of these stories kind of make me not want to...
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I can just speak for myself, but for me the pleasure has been totally worth the few moments of pain! :P
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For me, causing people harm is sex. Zehahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Nothing beats the music of a thousand voices screaming in unison!!!!!
*goes off to take his medication*
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crazy court jesters need no medication
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had the usual stuff:
Cricked neck when falling off the edge of the bed
carpet burns
bites
friction burns
ETC.................
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oh yeah almost forgot the bites, and the claw marks that stayed on my back for more than a week...(yes she broke my skin with her nails :( )
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*groan wince*
I'm still stuck on "frenulum snapped" myself.
*groan again*
Charles cracked me up like 8 times there though. The toe stubbing one was great. The wife talking about stuff...I know that well. I hate it though. I don't really tolerate it. Maybe I should be more patient.
That's one difference between a man's mind and a woman's though, I've heard. A woman relaxes by talking. A man relaxes by not talking. Now of course all of us are likely somewhere on a spectrum of androgeny, but just to make a generalization...
And Churba...well, just impressive that's all I'll say I guess. Definitely a fateful.
That's a very suggestive ETC there Odd...
I am good at avoiding injury generally, and avoiding causing any to others. However, have had the friction thing, and maybe a carpet burn or two. Generally very safe though, and have like almost never had sex under the influence of anything (well except pot a few times), which probably helps.
after ninja: also have never been scratched seriously...am I doing it wrong? :(
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Nah, UiS, you are probably just lucky...
I have since learned to compensate for her scratching... by tying her wrists to the bed! :P
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i don't know it seems to me that discussing other things while having sex means your not really interested in what you're doing. *shrugs*
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I have guys brain trapped in a woman's body, if that's true xP Ehehehe, jiggle jiggle. Boobs are funny. But I already knew that about my own gender. It would drive me nuts if someone I was sleeping with started talking business and what not while I was trying to do my thing. Invest in a ballgag, Charles and Umber? XD </joking></only_kinda_joking>
Maybe it's they way I do thing, in vanilla sex, but there shouldn't be room in the action for that kind of crap. Maybe you should be more pushy and passionate? So yes Umber, sex, you're doing it wrong. (not like there's necessarily a wrong way to do it) :P
I've given plenty of scratches, bruises, bite marks, and gnarly hickies but I wouldn't really consider those accidental injuries or even injuries. I think the receiving parties felt the same way, too. >.> Pride!
Charles, your toe stubbing, masturbation story still wins, I think. I'm still giggling randomly over it, today.
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I agree, but akasha, weren't you supposed to do an illustrative point of where the artist did wrong in that picture you posted? :P
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sex should never be put to technicallity
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crazy court jesters need no medication
Do I look like a clown to you?
I may quote Kefka, but my fashion sense is way better!
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That's one difference between a man's mind and a woman's though, I've heard. A woman relaxes by talking. A man relaxes by not talking. Now of course all of us are likely somewhere on a spectrum of androgeny, but just to make a generalization...
I relax by not talking, but that's only because the more I talk, the likelier it is I'm getting worked up about something I'm bitter towards.
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I've given plenty of scratches, bruises, bite marks, and gnarly hickies but I wouldn't really consider those accidental injuries or even injuries. I think the receiving parties felt the same way, too. >.> Pride!
I don't consider any of those injuries unless they either Draw blood, or require treatment.
Charles, your toe stubbing, masturbation story still wins, I think. I'm still giggling randomly over it, today.
Ditto that - It's propably the mental image of him running through the house wanking furiously that does it for me.
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it does make ones soul laugh to imagine that.
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*PMSL* Well, it was just running from my bed to the en suite but heck, even I laugh my arse off about it to this day when I think back to it.
As for the talking *shrug*. It's just something she does at the start of sex about 80-90% of the time. She hates foreplay for some reason (hell of a role reversal between us there *lol*) so it's always straight into the action without any warmup and I guess her mind just wonders as she thinks over these things that are plaguing her mind. Then, as before, things warm up and she abandons herself to the task at hand. Annoys me as well considering I love foreplay, but thats just her *shrug*
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oh man. How can anyone dislike foreplay? That happy fun teasing passionate bit is what sex is all about, for me :P
I just can't wrap my head around that.
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oh man. How can anyone dislike foreplay? That happy fun teasing passionate bit is what sex is all about, for me :P
I just can't wrap my head around that.
Seconded.
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i thought sex was all about foreplay...*blinks*
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*shrug* it annoys and frustrates her for some reason (as does afterplay :'()
I can't wrap my head around it either. Every once in a while she's up for a little bit but the vast majority it's pretty much "hurry up or it's not happening" *lol*
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OH! should probably mention this.
I've got 30MB of webspace to upload anything I want into. Akashayi also has access to it so if you've got any photos that are too saucy for photobucket or image shack then send 'em to one of us, we can load it up and send you the link. Try and keep it below 200kb considering how little space there is.
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well i'm off to bed and i know you lot know that means I'm totally nekkid! ^_^ :-*
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hello! missed you guys!
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Oh! and masturbating in the bed once, got to the "point of no return" and made a dash for the bathroom since I hadn't brought a small towel or anything in with me. Stubbed my right little toe on the bathroom door frame hard enough to make it bleed... Try jumping around on one leg, shouting and gripping your foot in pain as you bleed and cum all over the place *PMSL*
At least it was the bathroom tiles and not the carpet *LOL*
I present you with this re-enactment until I can get off my arse and replicate the other photos (damn I need a shave)
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/aDSC_0282.JPG)
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Now i can go to bed happy :)
That's a bloody amazing picture!!! :-*
I love it!
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rock on Charles! ;D
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That is awesome. Perfectly done.
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Hehehe, amusing. ;P
Not zooming in suspiciously to check out your crotch! So no worries! But it does look suspicious >.>
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I like your beard Charles. :D
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@Akashayi: *lol* I already zoomed right in with the full scale image to make sure nothing was showing. Took about 8 photos before I got that one with the foot and hands in the right place *lol*
@Ronin: Yeah the beard is fine but I've let the rest of the face grow stubble past the acceptable length so just need to tidy the whole thing up.
Also put on 10 bloody kilograms in NZ which I need to work off.
Remember! If you've got pictures too hot for Imageshack or photobucket, send 'em to Akashayi or myself and we can upload them and send you the link.
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and remember! if you have images too hot for the flipside forums, just send them to me! (kidding, of course. I mean hell, what the hell is too hot for us? ;P)</tease>
I guess that must be your toe, Charles... but ironically, it's harder to tell in the low res versions ;P
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and remember! if you have images too hot for the flipside forums, just send them to me! (kidding, of course. I mean hell, what the hell is too hot for us? ;P)</tease>
I guess that must be your toe, Charles... but ironically, it's harder to tell in the low res versions ;P
I have some of my hentai collection, as drawn my me! CDSM!
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Send us your hentai! I'm very interested, actually. >.>
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Send us your hentai! I'm very interested, actually. >.>
Maayyybe.
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ah dam there was no blood charles :-\
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blood hurts when it's your own odd. :P
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lol aye but when its not its funny MMMWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHA
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DISCUSSION ON SHAVING YOUR BALLS (http://www.runboard.com/bdeinonychusden.f14.t16244)
prepare to laugh your arses off people
I particularly like the "stitches" comment which was taken out of context *lol*
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and remember! if you have images too hot for the flipside forums, just send them to me! (kidding, of course. I mean hell, what the hell is too hot for us? ;P)</tease>
I guess that must be your toe, Charles... but ironically, it's harder to tell in the low res versions ;P
Ohhhhh you just want to look at pictures of naked girlies. :P
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DISCUSSION ON SHAVING YOUR BALLS (http://www.runboard.com/bdeinonychusden.f14.t16244)
prepare to laugh your arses off people
I particularly like the "stitches" comment which was taken out of context *lol*
Heh. I think this falls under the 'dear god no, just don't do it' category.
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Everyone knows that the real solution is to get one of those women's bikiniline electric shavers and attach the biggest head so you're only trimming the hair rather than shaving it fully.
You don't get itchy stubble and there's no chance of tearing the happy sack to shreads.
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you are an odd one arnt you charles ;D
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So, do you happen to shave your happy sack then, charles? XD
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Everyone knows that the real solution is to get one of those women's bikiniline electric shavers and attach the biggest head so you're only trimming the hair rather than shaving it fully.
You don't get itchy stubble and there's no chance of tearing the happy sack to shreads.
I trim some, but I don't shave completely. Too much trouble, even though I'm a hairy bastard.
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Shaving/trimming pubic hair is one thing, but why would you do that to your testes?
Is it an aussie thing then? Even the way you shave is more dangerous!
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Shaving/trimming pubic hair is one thing, but why would you do that to your testes?
Is it an aussie thing then? Even the way you shave is more dangerous!
it isnt the shaving you need to worry about its the hot wax on them :'(
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You don't get itchy stubble and there's no chance of tearing the happy sack to shreads.
Unpleasent thought/imagery....
... but uhh I've never had any kind of irritation or problems with just a razor and a Very Very Steady hand.
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Shaving/trimming pubic hair is one thing, but why would you do that to your testes?
Is it an aussie thing then? Even the way you shave is more dangerous!
When I say hairy, I ain't kidding. I only take about a Centimeter or so off the ball hair, just a little.it isnt the shaving you need to worry about its the hot wax on them :'(
Oh god, there is one thing I'll never do again.
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I think we're going to need some unicorn chasers after that juicy line of thought.
./sets to her unholy work
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Double post for great unicorn chaser justice!
Pointing out obvious anatomical errors now with that earlier image, as requested. Really not the most flattering of angles, and god that image is poorly drawn, but I still stand by my sword wielding ninja tactics. The katana I'm using in this example may be too shiny >.> And I don't own a skirt, so I just decided to strip. Suffer.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/small_obligatorysword.jpg) (http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//katana2censored.png)
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*jaw hits floor* best thread ever
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*jaw hits floor* best thread ever
I know, right?
But yeah...interesting angle on the sword.
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The katana I'm using in this example may be too shiny >.> And I don't own a skirt, so I just decided to strip. Suffer.
The katana is indeed shiny... shiiiiiny
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*gets completely distracted by the shiny*
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Could also be the angle and the lighting, cause here's the same sword from a different angle and state of dress:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashikatana.png)
Also, I suppose now you've had a proper welcome to the flipside forums, shadowfire. You should really go back and see more of charles and everyone else too. XD
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nice boobies akashayi.
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Woah!
Akasha's verison is much hotter and alot more flattering.
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Also, I suppose now you've had a proper welcome to the flipside forums, shadowfire. You should really go back and see more of charles and everyone else too. XD
lol will do ^_^
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I am bound to agree, thanks for your graces Akasha ;D
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Very VERY sexy Akasha!
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*eyes explode!* *as does something else* :o ;) :P
NIPPLE SLIP! Nah just kidding! I think you got it all.
Great work. There's another one for me to catch up on but shouldn't be to hard (to hard to take the photo I mean).
Alright Shadowfire. You've looked, now you have to contribute *lol*
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Alright Shadowfire. You've looked, now you have to contribute *lol*
contribute i dont like the sound of that :'(
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Not like you have to >.>;
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Thanks, guys. Tempted to dig out more poorly drawn hentai and do comparison shots for great justice now >.>
Also, get to it, Charles!
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yeah not everyone has had nekkid piccies up. welcome to flipside^_^ :-*
akashayi>>well at least you can do that pose at all. i think it's a nicer representation that the anime. and the sword does look really shiny from that angle ;D
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I think I need to recreate that with a much more rusty blade.
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eh ive only really got one picture and it was around 2 years ago before my acident and its not really naked ^_^ maybe after i sell this stock of knives i can get a cammera
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.... well i got this one skirt...and my wooden sword... i'll see if i cant get something up ^_^
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I think the sword is actually reflecting at least one of your nipples. ^_^
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I highly doubt that paramecium, the angles don't add up.
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I think the sword is actually reflecting at least one of your nipples. ^_^
its hard to see but i think im going to agree
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yeah i agree with pozf
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its hard to see but i think im going to agree
I see what you're saying but the angle of the blade is facing the Floor at an angle that looks like >45 degrees, if anything it would probably be showing something on the wall * I think...*
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its hard to see but i think im going to agree
I see what you're saying but the angle of the blade is facing the Floor at an angle that looks like >45 degrees, if anything it would probably be showing something on the wall * I think...*
its reflecting something slightly flesh colored
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It looks like a leg to me.
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Alright Shadowfire. You've looked, now you have to contribute *lol*
contribute i dont like the sound of that :'(
Don't worry, I never contribute. Hell, I'm about as far as you can get from the concept of "sex" but I still post here.
Because I am CDSM. All caps, no vowels, like YHWH. My will be done, I am that I am, yadda yadda yadda.
Excuse me while I become cursed a thousandfold for my blasphemies.
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Alright Shadowfire. You've looked, now you have to contribute *lol*
contribute i dont like the sound of that :'(
Don't worry, I never contribute. Hell, I'm about as far as you can get from the concept of "sex" but I still post here.
Because I am CDSM. All caps, no vowels, like YHWH. My will be done, I am that I am, yadda yadda yadda.
Excuse me while I become cursed a thousandfold for my blasphemies.
we bow to you oh great CDSM with all caps and no vowels *bows*
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You should post, CDSM.
And yes, there is flesh being reflected. ;P
It's my tummy though.
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And I say give in to your urges Akasha ;)
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Yes, no worries Shadowfire. I never contribute either, I'm way too paranoid that my photo's going to end up on 4chan or something.
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You should post, CDSM.
And yes, there is flesh being reflected. ;P
It's my tummy though.
Kshsh, not gonna happen. At least not sans clothes.
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i don't wanna get dressed for work today i'm too comfortable being so naked.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashikatana.png)
Is it nerdy that with all this nudity and weaponry I'm just trying to work out what kind of manga/anime collection Akasha has on the shelves back there? *lol*
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Heh, if you're really curious about that currently messy bookshelf:
Oh yeah, books are sexy. ;P
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bookshelf2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bookshelf1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bookshelf3.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/bookshelf4.jpg)
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I like how there is less manga then all of the informative awesome *not to mention the PH :P *
Edit: ... Oh and seriously... a cookbook? Is that how you learned to set cereal on fire?
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Hahaha, yeah, it is a cookbook of sorts. The kind that teaches me how to tell a computer to set cereal on fire. XD
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I see flipside 3!
And 1...
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I like how there is less manga then all of the informative awesome *not to mention the PH :P *
Edit: ... Oh and seriously... a cookbook? Is that how you learned to set cereal on fire?
Not Quite. (http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596523695)
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yeah... I gathered >.>
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So...not cooking rubies?
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They're delicious.
Oh, and flipside 2 is up there as well. See if you can find it! It's like a game. ;P
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They're delicious.
Oh, and flipside 2 is up there as well. See if you can find it! It's like a game. ;P
If 'twere my bookshelf, you'd be able to find it with ease.
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bottom of the second picture roughly 14 books over from the left side
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my bookshelf is usually psychotically organized and alphabetical, but due to some moving around of stuff and other people touching it's really not anymore T-T
Anyway, pin-pon! What do you want for your sexy book finding prize, Pozf?
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I think I'll save it for when I need a "favor" >.>
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Yay flipside!
I only have book one. ._. But it has a lovely sketch of Maytag that Brion made for me when I bought it! <3
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I've still got an extra copy of all three books that Brion accidentally sent me.
Still waiting for him to get another Australian fan to buy the books to I can post them forward *shrug*
Awesome collection. I'd share mine but it's all still in boxes *cry*
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I've still got an extra copy of all three books that Brion accidentally sent me.
Still waiting for him to get another Australian fan to buy the books to I can post them forward *shrug*
Awesome collection. I'd share mine but it's all still in boxes *cry*
Erm you can send them to me Charles *Whistle*
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I've still got an extra copy of all three books that Brion accidentally sent me.
Still waiting for him to get another Australian fan to buy the books to I can post them forward *shrug*
Awesome collection. I'd share mine but it's all still in boxes *cry*
Erm you can send them to me Charles *Whistle*
Hey, I'm even An Australian fan, so there you go :p
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*lol* just slightly long-distance postage to either of you two.
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Dont worry Churba is paying ::)
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Speaking of nothing - I love how Brion's name is bright red when he's online. It's like the forum's trying to warn us.
"RUUUUN!! THE ADMINISTRATOR IS HEREEEEE!"
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or becareful of what you post...............for you might get banned
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Hahahaha, This is Brion we're talking about.
If anything, he probably wants you to post more nekkid pictures.
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Ok how about if you dont post nekkie pics you get banned, does that sound any better?
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Glad i'm save then :D
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Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Akashayi!!!!!!!you are SEXAY!!! :-*
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Um, CDSM? Not to be a doosh, but I think there's a disclaimer on DeviantArt that says you can't use their smilies anywhere else without their permission. Most likely no one else will notice or care, but I just wanted to make sure you knew. ::)
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Um, CDSM? Not to be a doosh, but I think there's a disclaimer on DeviantArt that says you can't use their smilies anywhere else without their permission. Most likely no one else will notice or care, but I just wanted to make sure you knew. ::)
Hm. Now I gotta decide if I want to be contrary or not. Oh well, back to Kaname I guess.
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Here's my contribution to the detriment of man kind.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/small_obligatorysword.jpg)(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/eDSC_0277.JPG)
After viewing that, your body and lunches should once again be separated.
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needs a skirt ;D ;D and is that a smurf molesting you :'(
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Was that smurf edited in to hide some seethrough underwear...or is that an actual part of the underwear?
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Edited in for the LOLZ ::)
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Woo! That picture definitely makes it look like you have silky soft skin, Charles. You did a much better job matching the pose from the hentai than I.
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i wish i was that free i dont think anyone outside my old platoon mates have so much as seen me w/o a shirt and that was only because we were forced into it
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Is it just me, or does charles look horrified in that photo?
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looks more like disgust to me.
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*shrug* I was trying to match the expression of the manga girl. But I guess it was also a matching of Akashayi's photo in nothing but white underwear.
@Deatzh: awww, I was hoping for the shock factor ;)
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i thought it was great charles. you look so angry
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It really is quite amazing.
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Edited in for the LOLZ ::)
Thought so, but a part of me just hoped that...it was really there.
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actually i think i would like it better without the smurfette
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*shrug* I was going to just put it over my nipple/s to emulate Akashayi's picture but then I thought of putting it there and the idea was just too funny to pass up. :P
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Gif time.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/086a2e0968c379b5f4a678f9ce972dd2.gif)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/87012302f0ae6d1a3ddb7b136f8a8d0d.gif)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/b341bcb578c86643aa0e607ef9e18222.gif)
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STRUTH!
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*Delayed reaction to Charles photo*
SMMMMMMMMMMUUUURRRRRRFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!! Run away,run away!!!
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Charles, for a normal guy, you look awsome!
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Very hot Charles!
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Charles you rule!!!!!!!!!
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Gif time.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/086a2e0968c379b5f4a678f9ce972dd2.gif)
... oh my
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Gif time.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/086a2e0968c379b5f4a678f9ce972dd2.gif)
... oh my
veraly
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I'm a yuri fanboy, what do you expect?
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heh it makes me wanna be naughty
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heh it makes me wanna be naughty
<.< *raises hand* i would like to voulanteer for this posiably life threatining mission
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heh it makes me wanna be naughty
<.< *raises hand* i would like to voulanteer for this posiably life threatining mission
Don't give in to your training, not every activity requires jumping in from a great height.
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heh it makes me wanna be naughty
<.< *raises hand* i would like to voulanteer for this posiably life threatining mission
Don't give in to your training, not every activity requires jumping in from a great height.
-_-; all i know is jumping out of planes and blowing stuff up and i dont think smiles would like the latter too much
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heh what exactly are you suggesting?<.<;
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:o ahhhh i plead the 4th 5th and 6th :-X
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why the 4th and 6th?
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why the 4th and 6th?
because when you put it all together its 3 times better than the 5th :P
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*shrug* he's just covering all bases probably.
Even if you don't need to plead them, it's always good to do so anyway, just to be sure.
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<.< yes i thought about that thats exactaly what i meant >.> <.< >.<
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well i'm happily naked now and feeling very naughty.... ;D
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well i'm happily naked now and feeling very naughty.... ;D
:o :o *nosebleed*
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*pouts* is that all you're going to do about it?
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*pouts* is that all you're going to do about it?
>.> <.< im afraid of girls
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Aw, don't be afraid shadowfire. Smiles doesn't really bite.
I do, though. ;D
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yeah i'm not a biter at all.
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still scared of the oposite sex >.>
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... why?
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i have no earthly idea i physicaly lock up studder turn red and cant think
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oh ...so you where joking earlier?
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about what
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heh it makes me wanna be naughty
<.< *raises hand* i would like to voulanteer for this posiably life threatining mission
^
^
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heh you said :P
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heh it makes me wanna be naughty
<.< *raises hand* i would like to voulanteer for this posiably life threatining mission
^
^
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heh you said :P
if you wouldnt mind the nervous akwardness of me for a bit
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well you are still in collared pet mode ;) :-*
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^_^ if you say so ;D
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it's in your title under your name after all
;)
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and here i thought id get some new stuff to ware
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heh i'd be happy to lend you a collar XD ;D
but mine prolly wouldn't fit you.
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lol ^_^ always a fun prospect
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do you think you could fit in a kitty collar?
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probably not i have a thick neck ^_^
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so you'd have to get a new one then. one that fits you better.
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what happens after we get that :'(
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hehe one step at a time don't wanna rush you if you're nervous.;) :P
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^_^ like the c-130 cadence
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*pouts* is that all you're going to do about it?
>.> <.< im afraid of girls
I'm not.
Which is kinda sad, because I like scary women.
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I'm not.
Which is kinda sad, because I like scary women.
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its not the personality its just idk they are scarry
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:'( you just haven't met the right one.
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thought i did but >.> ya not a great time
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thought i did but >.> ya not a great time
notes i've been through 9 bf's :-\
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thought i did but >.> ya not a great time
notes i've been through 9 bf's :-\
i think ive only had like 3 gf but was engaged for like 6 months before i shiped to boot
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I've not had a date in my life, so nya.
I win the "I'm more virginal than you" contest.
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I don't do dates? :P
So that kind of counts.
Haha, no, I'm ok with being the biggest perv on the board. ./pose!
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^_^
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I don't do dates? :P
So that kind of counts.
Haha, no, I'm ok with being the biggest perv on the board. ./pose!
I never liked the concept of "dates". I never understood them.
I just call it "you and me maybe going to get lunch, if we're hungry, but otherwise hey there's this cool thing over here let's do that" kinda what I do with my friends. So basically all I'm interested in is friendship, but all my friends keep ditching me to get married and shit and I'm like "bros before hos, yo!"
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your in a loosing battle there because the woman have something that makes men completely blind and subsurviant :'(
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your in a loosing battle there because the woman have something that makes men completely blind and subsurviant :'(
They have no such hold on me!
Which is probably why none will have me. I'm too much of a maverick for any woman to handle!
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you say that now
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you say that now
Let me tell ya somethin', son. I was born one morning, it was drizzlin' rain. Fightin' and trouble are my middle name. I was raised in the canebrake by an old mama lion, cain't no high-toned woman make me walk the line.
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you say that now
Let me tell ya somethin', son. I was born one morning, it was drizzlin' rain. Fightin' and trouble are my middle name. I was raised in the canebrake by an old mama lion, cain't no high-toned woman make me walk the line.
I'll handle you boy, You see me coming, you better step aside, 'lotta men didn't, and a 'lotta men died, with one fist of iron and the other of steel, if the right one don't getcha, the left one will.
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I'll handle you boy, You see me coming, you better step aside, 'lotta men didn't, and a 'lotta men died, with one fist of iron and the other of steel, if the right one don't getcha, the left one will.
You may think you're hot stuff, and you can run on for a long time...but sooner or later God'll cut you down.
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You may think you're hot stuff, and you can run on for a long time...but sooner or later God'll cut you down.
HA! And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.
AND THEN I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE.
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I'm sentenced to life (married :P)
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You may think you're hot stuff, and you can run on for a long time...but sooner or later God'll cut you down.
HA! And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.
AND THEN I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE.
Buddha once bet me that I couldn't jump out of his hand. I responded by a flying knee kick to his jaw.
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your in a loosing battle there because the woman have something that makes men completely blind and subsurviant :'(
They have no such hold on me!
Which is probably why none will have me. I'm too much of a maverick for any woman to handle!
intriguing statement
wearing a tye dye shirt and chef pants
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I'm sentenced to life (married :P)
Got off lucky with a 3 year engagment and a reprive,
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I'm a widower.
Self-made, of course.
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I'm a widower as well!!! WOOOOTTT!!! (also self-made) A few years now....
Friends suck when getting in a relationship, and most friends aren't thrustworthy anyway...
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Guys are after the friends who "suck" in a relationship ;)
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They have no such hold on me!
Same here. They just slightly impair my judgment sometimes.
You know what makes me special? When I meet a girl the first part of her I try to get a look at is her face.
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They have no such hold on me!
Same here. They just slightly impair my judgment sometimes.
You know what makes me special? When I meet a girl the first part of her I try to get a look at is her face.
Me too. I won't check out the rest of her if she ain't got a pretty face.
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Personally, I go for the brains first.
Nom nom.
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Personally, I go for the brains first.
Nom nom.
That, especially the nom part.
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eep noms! :o
i like my brain.....>.>
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run away
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but i'm not scared zombies are cuddly ^_^ :-*
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as long as they are missing their bottom jaw sure
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well if they're a zombie I'm sure that could be easily manageable ;D
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cant take a bite out of you if they cant close their mouth
:'(
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Still leaves their fingernails intact.... Wait... How is this sexy again?
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they cant say no? :'(
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sexy zombies?
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necrophilla?
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not so sexy...
need the sexy back.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3436/3223984881_9885bbbe22_o.jpg)
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*modifies post to remove carry on from previous topic to take in the new sexy*
*steem pours from ears and eyes shoot out*
GO SMILES!
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i have this sinking feeling charles is going to copy the pose soon *gulp*
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I'm pretty sure I already did that pose (well it had a sword over my shoulders but it was pretty much that same view from the back).
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that one with a scyth
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i hope it's not too hard to see the dimples... when i first saw this piccy is when i found out i got cute dimples^_^
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You can see them. Very nice Smiles
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:-[ thanks :-*
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And VERY long hair. I mean, I knew it was long but that picture really shows the length off... among the other amazing things it shows off :-[ :-* ;)
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yeah and it's grown an inch since i took that.
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ok why did my contact lenses steam over? :'( :-\ :o
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O_o Wow. You're all so brave.
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Hi Razzly!
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@Razzly: Nah. It's a conspiracy. We each have a partner or family member who we either trick into a photo position or just catch in the bathroom. Then we post their photos on the interrornet and claim it's us. :P
See thats actually my brother you're seeing and he carries that sword around now-a-days and threatens me with it when i take a photo. As you can see in the last photo, he nearly got me. :P
All you need to do is remove all the photos of yourself and then start taking photos of your roommate and posting them ;D
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So, my first time using Bing. I do a seach on the speed of lightning. What do I get? The first thing that comes up is: "How to Induce Lightning Fast Orgasms in Any Woman (And Leave Her Shaking in Fits of Ecstasy!)"
After that is some sports article on a runner, then there's a bunch of "How to XXXX LIGHTNING FAST!" and somewhere in there is the wikipedia article for Lightning.
Fuck this, I'm going back to google. "Decision engine" my figgin. Looks like it made the wrong decision.
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Hi Razzly!
Hi!
Charles: Ohh, it all makes so much sense now!
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Double post for great unicorn chaser justice!
Pointing out obvious anatomical errors now with that earlier image, as requested. Really not the most flattering of angles, and god that image is poorly drawn, but I still stand by my sword wielding ninja tactics. The katana I'm using in this example may be too shiny >.> And I don't own a skirt, so I just decided to strip. Suffer.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/small_obligatorysword.jpg) (http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//katana2censored.png)
Dang forum rules ::)! Still, hot body akashayi, and yes, nice boobs, too :-* (*imagines what your nipples look like * ). Great pose, also, and your point is well-made.
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Here's my contribution to the detriment of man kind.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/small_obligatorysword.jpg)(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/eDSC_0277.JPG)
After viewing that, your body and lunches should once again be separated.
i like charles's with the smurf
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not so sexy...
need the sexy back.
True that. And your butt looks pretty nice, too :-*.
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:-[ thanks kanazaka
and i'm naked again ^_^
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wearing a grubby pair of jeans and a grey t-shirt, about to work on my Fiat agian by giving it a clean inside and out.
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wearing a pair of gray boxers and a blanket just woke up ;D
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Just got in and there's this annoying white cat which keeps licking my screen and leaving marks ::)
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sorry charles
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i like the kitty :-*
i'm wearing a green sweater dress that is short enough to wear as a shirt... and white panties
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is wearing the same thing smiles was except mine is a different color dress
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Wearing a beige Captain Caveman T-shirt and Kahi cargo trousers...............YAY! lots of pockets ;D ;D and my Peter Storm fabric boots.
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My pithy statement for the day:
"I never had a sexual awakening. My sexuality got murdered in its sleep."
>:( :P
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CDSM, I'm afraid that the longer I know you the more depressing you get.
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CDSM, I'm afraid that the longer I know you the more depressing you get.
That's because I actively work at cultivating negativity. ^^
Uh, I mean! YES! Feel my despair! Let it seer your soul with its utter frigidity!
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Sorrow sorrow angst angst
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You guys are making a mistake being so emotional about sex. ;P
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because we can be
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You guys are making a mistake being so emotional about sex. ;P
You know why you have such a vibrant sex life, Akasha?
It's because you lack...hatred.
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*eyes turn red* feel the hatred flow through you get your whips ready to spank this place into purgitory mwahahaha *eyes turn normal* wait a minitue hatred is good for s&m get into spanking quick cdsm because someone is hunting
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You guys are making a mistake being so emotional about sex. ;P
You know why you have such a vibrant sex life, Akasha?
It's because you lack...hatred.
This is pretty much true, in a sense. I just can't hold malice in my heart even towards people I should probably hate.
Waste of energy, really, when I have the world to conquer!
Edit: Also, Hatred has no place in the BDSM world, where trust is the number one most important thing.
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only when the person is choking you
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This is pretty much true, in a sense. I just can't hold malice in my heart even towards people I should probably hate.
Waste of energy, really, when I have the world to conquer!
A true villain gains energy from hatred! Only a truely malicious man (or woman) may crush to the world between his/her ironshod foot!
Edit: Also, Hatred has no place in the BDSM world, where trust is the number one most important thing.
Trust...yeah, about that...
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*lol* true for me to a certain extent as well. I struggle like mad to find anything to say in the pit of rage. Even the fitness chick I found more funny than insulting *lol*... but she still spoiled my shake *PMSL*
I did spend a fair chunk of my younger life hating a lot of people but then It all sort of seemed so futile and useless one day and now I just can't seem to get myself worked up enough before I pretty much say *meh*
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alright charles thats it give me your keys your too mad to drive
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Ambition is much more fruitful when it comes from a cold and calculating mind. I don't really ever see you as the subbing type, so it doesn't matter, CDSM :P
I've never trusted anyone 100% but I live honestly all the same. (And I sub for no one.)
Now, less of that and more kissing:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/strawberryshakesweetch14p0203.jpg)
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*lol* true for me to a certain extent as well. I struggle like mad to find anything to say in the pit of rage. Even the fitness chick I found more funny than insulting *lol*... but she still spoiled my shake *PMSL*
That was a really sad story. But my pain is greater. :P
I did spend a fair chunk of my younger life hating a lot of people but then It all sort of seemed so futile and useless one day and now I just can't seem to get myself worked up enough before I pretty much say *meh*
HA! As if I would give up that easy? Who the hell do you think I am? One day, I'm gonna be king of the...really...angry...people.
Ambition is much more fruitful when it comes from a cold and calculating mind.
This flies in the face of every shonen manga I have ever read.
I don't really ever see you as the subbing type, so it doesn't matter, CDSM :P
Nope. No way. I'm all into 'equality' and stuff.
I've never trusted anyone 100% but I live honestly all the same. (And I sub for no one.)
I live honestly only because it's easier than having to keep track of a thousand lies.
Now, less of that and more kissing:
The Bringer of Yuri is at your command.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/44f09ba7547c1e1ebe11a5ac8f17af69.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/3baebbaf259a4c79f598400a41dfed91.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/bc8b961f31efe6732e83ef4fcf0aabbc.png)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/751d0c3ee1365a25fb7c7d065d80e6fb.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/7584156f9550a0827db8873e4886bf30.jpg)
And a little ear nibbling as a bonus...
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/3360a53d05f542b28b14b6b81c276a2b.jpg)
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EAR NIBBLING = AWESOME!
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EAR NIBBLING = AWESOME!
Yes!
I am rather fond of nibbling on ears >.>
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EAR NIBBLING = AWESOME!
Quoted for truth.
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I do so enjoy biting necks and such like so:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/0645aa8f21c3cafcdd2287d0c9b10eda.jpg)
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Note: Breast Fondling also = Awesome
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And speaking of biting and breasts, nibbling on nipples is also a favorite past time of mine.
The nipples of both men and women :D
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Thats why men got them too ;)
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Thats why men got them too ;)
Yes, they were put there so Akasha could nibble on them.
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I realized today, I don't want a girlfriend. At all. I just...don't.
I never really did, it's just I thought I didn't have any other options.
Or I do, but without all the dating and drama and crap. I want something that's more like being friends, just one won't take a backseat to a relationship down the road. It wouldn't even need to be sexual.
Like a buddy flick, or something.
But I don't know if that's actually possible. I just don't know.
And also...I don't know how to find someone I'd actually like enough, even without considering their feelings for me.
Okay, enough emo-ness. In other news, I had my first alcoholic drink tonight. It was this stuff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMFwyxjXy1A&feature=related). I didn't really like it.
edit: I just realized my original link was to a lego video. I did not drink a lego video. I drank Merry's Irish Cream Liqeuer.
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Hey, I can directly quote a conversation I had with a friend a while back(and completely taken out of context, woo!):
me: I could use a girlfriend, but I don't want the emotional crap that goes with it
friend: lol
me: I'm such a jerk
:P
friend: no
your just a guy
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But yeah, silliness aside, connections to people aren't an 'all or nothing' sort of thing, so it's possible to have what you are looking for, CDSM.
And hey, more kissing!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/archer_rin_kiss.jpg)
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Am I the only one who thinks relationships are meaningless without all the "emotional crap." If I don't want that I might as well go hire a manwhore.
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alright charles thats it give me your keys your too mad to drive
No such thing in here Shadow. The lunatics run this asylum thought you would of realised that by now. ;D 8)
Dont know Razzly after a long term engament/relationship feel like I want to enjoy my freedom for a bit and then settle down again later, right now feel like I dont want to get too attached.
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Am I the only one who thinks relationships are meaningless without all the "emotional crap." If I don't want that I might as well go hire a manwhore.
Well, to be fair that conversation was taken completely out of context and... I was more talking to the effect of friends you can cuddle with/sleep with.
actual relationships do involve an emotional connection and utter vulnerability, which is why they're dangerous as they are beautiful and something I (personally) generally hesitate to enter.
I hope that's coming across right, posting while half asleep for the grand ultimate loss.
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HEY guys. I haven't been on here in ages it seems.
I'm way too fucking busy. I hate my life. I don't know if I've ever hated it this much, which is saying a lot. In fact, it's saying far too much. I've definitely hated it WAAAY more than I hate it right now.
But anyway, Sex!
I was at a bachelor's party the other night and this girl named Pudding was hanging out with me. She and her younger sister. I was far too wasted, shy, polite, and not being nearly perverted enough to really take advantage of the situation.
Pudding and her sister were like "hired entertainment" so to speak. There were maybe 10 girls all told, just kind of working the party. I mean, they mostly just chat with you and act like you're the shit and that everything you say is really funny (unless you give them a lot of money anyway), but you're at least supposed to talk dirty with them in a playful manner, and I could barely pull that off.
I've had a case of mostly mental blueballs for like three days now from thinking of the wasted opportunity. Key word being "wasted"...but I've been so stressed out lately that I drank like it was my job, and then there was also a certain green leafy substance being smoked, and...
haha "Pudding".
It was still fun though!
edit: oh btw I liked the kissing images, esp the one with the hand in the panties and the one with the cosplay girls. If there's more, keep 'em coming.
And Akasha haha you are such a guy.
Razz sorry to hear about your sad revelation but let me know your price range. I'm pretty damn good - I could keep you happy for many years *winks pervertedly* *also quickly grows a mustache in order to better look the part*.
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Razz sorry to hear about your sad revelation but let me know your price range. I'm pretty damn good - I could keep you happy for many years *winks pervertedly* *also quickly grows a mustache in order to better look the part*.
:'( What sad revelation do you mean right now? ...Price range? Are you suggesting I'd sell myself? *scowl*
Or are you duggesting to sell yourself? I'm confused!
Akasha: Yes, I get that.
Odd: I'd basically give anything to get a relationship. I'd put out during the first week, even, if that ensured it.
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Am I the only one who thinks relationships are meaningless without all the "emotional crap." If I don't want that I might as well go hire a manwhore.
I believe that for the most part, but it's a parabola. There's a certain degree of "emotional crap" that starts to make things meaningless again. Hence why he sympathize someone who's a little sad over something understandable, whereas he criticize someone who's totally emo.
Maybe I've just developed a cynical and narrow view on relationships, since I've never had any real examples around me of a relationship that wasn't sickeningly overdramatic.
HEY guys. I haven't been on here in ages it seems.
I'm way too fucking busy. I hate my life. I don't know if I've ever hated it this much, which is saying a lot. In fact, it's saying far too much. I've definitely hated it WAAAY more than I hate it right now.
Three words: French Foreign Legion.
But anyway, Sex!
I was at a bachelor's party the other night and this girl named Pudding was hanging out with me. She and her younger sister. I was far too wasted, shy, polite, and not being nearly perverted enough to really take advantage of the situation.
Oh, man, she sounds like the perfect girl for me. I could yell "Pudding!" during sex, and she'd never though I was thinking about tapioca.
Pudding and her sister were like "hired entertainment" so to speak. There were maybe 10 girls all told, just kind of working the party. I mean, they mostly just chat with you and act like you're the shit and that everything you say is really funny (unless you give them a lot of money release sleeping gas into the roomanyway)
edit: oh btw I liked the kissing images, esp the one with the hand in the panties and the one with the cosplay girls. If there's more, keep 'em coming.
Those were all my "safe for photobucket" ones.
Odd: I'd basically give anything to get a relationship. I'd put out during the first week, even, if that ensured it.
I'd also do anything to get in a relationship.
Although sacrificing orphans to Chaos has achieved...mixed...results.
Anyhow.
(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/10298/0/Motivator_Trolls.ashx)
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CDSM: Obviously there's a limit to everything, but drama and crying and shit is part of every relationship. Personally I think it's a bit deluded to think you can escape that and have a perfect-everyday relationship.
...Or maybe it's just me. Would explain why no one wants me, though.
Sacrificing Orphans sounds like a cool method. I'll try that.
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Relationships suck most of the time because people have these expectations that you have to live up to, and if you don't then they start bugging you or they cry because you don't love them enough and that's where i run away and hide. I'm fine all by myself and i don't need anybody to make me a whole person.
(yay! for depressive moods, but that's basicly how i feel about it)
Anyway... we need the sexy!
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Sexy_girls.jpg)
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CDSM: Obviously there's a limit to everything, but drama and crying and shit is part of every relationship. Personally I think it's a bit deluded to think you can escape that and have a perfect-everyday relationship.
...Or maybe it's just me. Would explain why no one wants me, though.
But it strikes me as needless. Maybe it's just my 'no frills, no worries' approach to life, but it seems to me if people were more willing to give a bit of effort, they'd find perfect relationships aren't that impossible.
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CDSM: Obviously there's a limit to everything, but drama and crying and shit is part of every relationship. Personally I think it's a bit deluded to think you can escape that and have a perfect-everyday relationship.
...Or maybe it's just me. Would explain why no one wants me, though.
But it strikes me as needless. Maybe it's just my 'no frills, no worries' approach to life, but it seems to me if people were more willing to give a bit of effort, they'd find perfect relationships aren't that impossible.
They are far from impossible, but they are high on maintenance while totally worth it.
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CDSM: Obviously there's a limit to everything, but drama and crying and shit is part of every relationship. Personally I think it's a bit deluded to think you can escape that and have a perfect-everyday relationship.
...Or maybe it's just me. Would explain why no one wants me, though.
But it strikes me as needless. Maybe it's just my 'no frills, no worries' approach to life, but it seems to me if people were more willing to give a bit of effort, they'd find perfect relationships aren't that impossible.
But I think it's the effort that makes the drama. There wouldn't be drama if everything was perfect to begin with... To get a good understanding of your SO and working towards a good, long-lasting relationship needs fighting and emotional crap to work.
To just say "I don't want to fight" and avoid any sort of emotional confrontation is just escaping the problem.
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CDSM: Obviously there's a limit to everything, but drama and crying and shit is part of every relationship. Personally I think it's a bit deluded to think you can escape that and have a perfect-everyday relationship.
...Or maybe it's just me. Would explain why no one wants me, though.
But it strikes me as needless. Maybe it's just my 'no frills, no worries' approach to life, but it seems to me if people were more willing to give a bit of effort, they'd find perfect relationships aren't that impossible.
But I think it's the effort that makes the drama. There wouldn't be drama if everything was perfect to begin with... To get a good understanding of your SO and working towards a good, long-lasting relationship needs fighting and emotional crap to work.
To just say "I don't want to fight" and avoid any sort of emotional confrontation is just escaping the problem.
Yes but there's such a thing as creating drama just for the sake of having it.
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Oh yes, but I'm hopeful when I say those are the minority.
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Sacrificing Orphans sounds like a cool method. I'll try that.
There Isn't a problem that can't be fixed by sacrificing enough orphan babies.
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First of all, Umber, I know what it's like to have mental blue balls. (I've never had or been around 'hired entertainment' though most of the stories I've heard are from friends who've been to Thailand :P ). But there have been amazing people who were really sweet on me (on top of me and nibbling my ear) while I was too wasted to do anything about it except go home alone and be sick, and even years later I wonder how it would have gone. "I still have her email and public key.." But not doing anything about it. Damn it, self :P
Selan, "I'm fine all by myself and i don't need anybody to make me a whole person." isn't depressing at all. I think it's an awesome positive statement, and you don't need anyone to make you a whole person. No one does. (Also, that picture is totally hot)
And Razzly... you're a whole person too, and shouldn't give your heart up immediately to anyone who wants it. If you feel sad, you can feel sad, and you shouldn't open yourself up to someone who isn't man(or woman) enough to handle your tears and make you happy afterwards. *shakes fist* Seriously. I'm on the other end of this, myself, I had a boyfriend who for years thought something was wrong with me due to the fact that he never saw me cry. When something bad enough happened that he did see me cry, he couldn't handle that little bit at all. That punk.
The world is full of false expectations of relationships and marriages, and this is also a problem. People too often go off of what they think society says their relationship should look like, without being honest with themselves or each other. I think long lasting relationships, or any kind of good relationship needs clear and open communication not necessarily fighting. I gave grown to loathe dishonesty and immaturity. People should say what they mean and want, instead of saying one thing and expecting the relationship or sex or whatever will make it magically mean something else.
Enough serious anecdotes, and advice from the elderly, on to the porn. And this is actually for you, Razzly.
It's generally safe for work, mostly drawings and writings and photographs. Not really my thing, but it's beautiful, and maintained by Katie West who is an amazing woman:
http://emotionalpornography.tumblr.com
And some more kissing:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/beb9c5c1ab58c58dc29e1a17af9823b3.jpg)
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You see, i have had a seriously messed up year and this boyfriend i had wasn't understanding at all.
Everytime i was feeling down i had to explain to him why. (while he damn well knew why the fuck i was upset) He even managed to turn my mental breakdown into a problem that was about him, not the extreme circumstances me and my family was in. After requesting a weekend of rest (yes two full days whoopdeeshit)
he went totally insane and stalked me and my friends with textmessages about how sad he was feeling and how upset he was because i shut him out. and he even translated my mom and dads situation (wich was an extremely sad and a sensitive subject wich i don't want to elaborate on) unto me and him. That was basicly the breakingpoint in our relationship. (wich was in february) After that i managed to get trough 2 more of his mental episodes, after that i was just done with him and his whiney attitude. (man this is for the rage thread) So yeah... I think relationships can be good if you're both mentally stable enough.
MORE SEXY!!!!!!
(http://files.myopera.com/Gothic.O/albums/819941/thumbs/sexy-men-005.jpg_thumb.jpg)
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There Isn't a problem that can't be fixed by sacrificing enough orphan babies.
Of course, there aren't nearly enough orphans in the world for some of those problems.
That, of course, is easily remedied. Especially those families that have, like, 20 kids.
Enough serious anecdotes, and advice from the elderly, on to the porn. And this is actually for you, Razzly.
It's generally safe for work, mostly drawings and writings and photographs. Not really my thing, but it's beautiful, and maintained by Katie West who is an amazing woman:
http://emotionalpornography.tumblr.com
I like. Or at least I would if I had any emotions.
Actually, it reminds me of one of the places in Planescape Torment, the "Brothel for the Slaking of Intellectual Lusts". I wish they had places like that in real life.
Also, I disagree with their whole "nothing's better than a good cry and a good fuck" philosophy. I adhere to the Conan Theory of what's best in life.
You see, i have had a seriously messed up year and this boyfriend i had wasn't understanding at all.
Everytime i was feeling down i had to explain to him why. (while he damn well knew why the fuck i was upset) He even managed to turn my mental breakdown into a problem that was about him, not the extreme circumstances me and my family was in. After requesting a weekend of rest (yes two full days whoopdeeshit)
he went totally insane and stalked me and my friends with textmessages about how sad he was feeling and how upset he was because i shut him out. and he even translated my mom and dads situation (wich was an extremely sad and a sensitive subject wich i don't want to elaborate on) unto me and him. That was basicly the breakingpoint in our relationship. (wich was in february) After that i managed to get trough 2 more of his mental episodes, after that i was just done with him and his whiney attitude. (man this is for the rage thread) So yeah... I think relationships can be good if you're both mentally stable enough.
See, I wouldn't even be friends with a person like that. And I have higher standards for a potential "girlfriend" than run-of-the-mill friends. I suppose, that's what I'm really getting at when I say I don't want to deal with emotional "crap".
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By the way CDSM, nevermind about that depressing thing, I had you mixed up with Keaoden Silverstride.
If you and he were the same person, then you would be the ultimate depressifier. You by yourself aren't that depressing. :P
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Emotion released is better than emotion pent up... Although how it's released can come under scrutiny.
No time to reply to all this fully (I might do that later) but in a friendship or romantic relationship there's an emotional investment. I think communication and honesty about what the participants are after is important (i.e. if you're after sex but not interested in romance, communicate that). At the same time if you're after romance but only friendship with "benefits" is offered, don't expect those benefits to lead to something more and get yourself emotionally invested more than you should.
I think we all have ideas about what we want our life or future to be and while for some people it involves working a certain job or seeking certain experiences, others idea is simply to find someone they can love who will return their love. It's not necessarily that they feel a need to be loved but sometimes a need to love and have someone who they can tell almost everything and in return be told everything.
Heck, some people find it early like myself and my wife who met at 17. Others take a while longer like my sister in-law who didn't meet her husband until she was in her 30's, but I believe if you're the kind of person who seeks such a relationship then sooner or later you'll find a partner who seeks the same.
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By the way CDSM, nevermind about that depressing thing, I had you mixed up with Keaoden Silverstride.
If you and he were the same person, then you would be the ultimate depressifier. You by yourself aren't that depressing. :P
Oh man, way to deal the blow on Silverstride.
Emotion released is better than emotion pent up... Although how it's released can come under scrutiny.
So you're saying my roommate with his scissors is a good idea.
Heck, some people find it early like myself and my wife who met at 17. Others take a while longer like my sister in-law who didn't meet her husband until she was in her 30's, but I believe if you're the kind of person who seeks such a relationship then sooner or later you'll find a partner who seeks the same.
Well, if I don't meet anyone by the time I'm 30, I'm pursuing my lifelong dream to become a pirate.
I'm still confused on how you could confuse him with me.
It's your sexy avatar.
Here's another question. How picky are all y'all? You have a short or long list of criteria? Or none at all? I know myself am veerryy picky. Also, do you think being overly picky is a bad thing?
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Here's another question. How picky are all y'all? You have a short or long list of criteria? Or none at all? I know myself am veerryy picky. Also, do you think being overly picky is a bad thing?
I'm Extremely picky about my short list. But past that short list is just things that don't matter as long as she won't throw it in my face constantly... which I guess would be on the short list >.>;
And no being overly picky isn't a bad thing, but expect to wait a long time, to find what you're looking for. People who are ridiculously picky and complain they can't find somebody, more than just every now and then, are annoying and need to shut the fuck up.
Then again even the overly picky people need to be able to compromise, otherwise they're screwed.
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Here's another question. How picky are all y'all? You have a short or long list of criteria? Or none at all? I know myself am veerryy picky. Also, do you think being overly picky is a bad thing?
I'm Extremely picky about my short list. But past that short list is just things that don't matter as long as she won't throw it in my face constantly... which I guess would be on the short list >.>;
And no being overly picky isn't a bad thing, but expect to wait a long time, to find what you're looking for. People who are ridiculously picky and complain they can't find somebody, more than just every now and then, are annoying and need to shut the fuck up.
....*hides*
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>.>
How many times have you said you need to find somebody, 1, 2, 3 times tops?
I was pointing at those people that make a conversation about it on a regular basis. Or everytime they meet somebody and then go "blah blah blah not good enough blah blah blah" especially without a second look...
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>.>
How many times have you said you need to find somebody, 1, 2, 3 times tops?
I was pointing at those people that make a conversation about it on a regular basis. Or everytime they meet somebody and then go "blah blah blah not good enough blah blah blah" especially without a second look...
On this forum, only a few.
To select people, it's all I ever talk about.
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Hey, if they can deal with it good for them, and you. Now you know not to come to me with it :P
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Nothing wrong with being picky. I think it's a good thing to a certain extent. We all have a set of core values or needs and if a potential partner clashes with those then someone has to stand up and break off the relationship before it goes further and becomes harder to end.
For instance, one partner might have a set desire to have children while the other is totally against having children. Now, sure you talk together to see if you can compromise on this, heck one or the other might decide that the relationship is worth changing their stance, but if you can't it's best to end the relationship rather than both participants to continue on in some false hope that the other will change their mind down the track.
Other little things can come into play and add up against the relationship. Even then, people change back and forth over time and any relationship will have it's ups and downs but committed people will weather the downs in anticipation of the ups. As long as the downs don't outweigh the ups it all tends to be worth it, if the downs ever do begin to outweigh the ups for one of the participants then it's probably time to take action and find out if you can regain the glory days or if it's time to move on so you can find happiness again.
Some people aren't interested in ever getting into a fixed relationship, Some are happy to date and wouldn't avoid commitment if the right person happened to come into their life, others date many people in the hope of finding the right one and a good number are more reserved and hold out for their perfect match each time.
I'm not aware of any particular strategy that works best but so long as you're happy or plan to be happy, who gives a flying rat's bikini line? *lol*
Oh! and SEX! :P
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I should post my "list" of criteria. I don't even have it written out. I bet I could hit a 10 page word doc!
For instance, one partner might have a set desire to have children while the other is totally against having children. Now, sure you talk together to see if you can compromise on this, heck one or the other might decide that the relationship is worth changing their stance, but if you can't it's best to end the relationship rather than both participants to continue on in some false hope that the other will change their mind down the track.
I think children is a deal-breaker. That's one of the really huge things, along with life goals that require you to travel (i.e. one wants to be a missionary to Tanzania, one wants to be a Broadway thespian).
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sexy?
lovin all the hotness piccies ^_^ :-*
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Akasha, I know you're right. But I don't feel like a full person. I don't feel like anything of particularily big significance. You know what bothers me?
For example, Selan's story about her douchebag ex.
Me? I don't have any stories like that! None! I've had exactly -one- relationship which was long-distance, and I met her once after which she dumped me like a glove in the mud. (apparently she didn't like what she saw.) I've always been alone and probably will always be alone. I don't care what all the politically correct old ladies say: "Oh, there's nothing wrong with waiting my dear..." It is NOT normal for a 20-year old to be so inexperienced in both the sexual and the romantic field. It is not. Even the incredibly unattractive and socially awkward ones get some before I do. Ergo, there's something obviously wrong with me.
Very nice site, though. Thank you.
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It's quite a bit more common than you think it might be Razzly. Granted it isn't the norm but it isn't rare.
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Oh yeah. It's common among the ugly and the pathetic.
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I knew a decent looking guy with a good enough heart and lots of friends that didn't end up losing his virginity until he was 24, and didn't have much romantic experience either.
It does happen.
Trust me, hon, most everyone I know including myself could do without the stories about douchebags and crazy exes. I make a point to live without regrets, but it's one of those things you absolutely don't want to wish for. You don't need scars to be significant. Or relationships.
You have your entire life up til now, and that's you. Everything you are and everything you do form a completely whole person. And, from where I am sitting, I can see you making beautiful art and music, which is absolutely worthwhile. (I do like your latest avatar).
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*shrug* I got a good friend (male) who I wouldn't describe as pathetic or ugly. He's 27 and never even had as much experience as you've had Razzly.
My sister-in-law apparently didn't have her first boyfriend 'till she was 22 and don't tell my wife I said this but she's pretty good looking. Hell, I was my wife's first boyfriend when she was 17.
Beyond that you're not ugly. And I'm not saying that for the sake of it or any feel-good, emotional crap like that, I seriously see a beautiful young woman in every photo you've ever posted of yourself. Might sound extreme to say this but I'd almost compare you thinking yourself ugly to someone with anorexia thinking themselves fat. You're just not ugly, it's a blatant fact.
Despite what you might think you are still quite young and of the approximate 20 years you've lived thus far, only about 4-6 of those have been good for serious dating and relationships (although usually it's all crappy teenage/high-school relationships rather than adult ones). At least the next 20 years is all prime time for serious relationships to be found and blossom.
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Akasha, I know you're right. But I don't feel like a full person. I don't feel like anything of particularily big significance. You know what bothers me?
For example, Selan's story about her douchebag ex.
Me neither. And really, do you want them that badly?
I've had exactly -one- relationship which was long-distance, and I met her once after which she dumped me like a glove in the mud. (apparently she didn't like what she saw.)
I've had exactly two close friendships that borderlined on romance. In both of them, the girls had emotional hang-ups that quite frankly prevented them from having relationships period.
I've only been on a single date in my entire life (and even then, it could only mildly considered a "date").
Of course, part of this is I've only really asked out three girls in my life (four if I count on of the above friends), so it's probably just because I haven't tried. Most girls I knew weren't worth trying for to me.
I've always been alone and probably will always be alone. I don't care what all the politically correct old ladies say: "Oh, there's nothing wrong with waiting my dear..." It is NOT normal for a 20-year old to be so inexperienced in both the sexual and the romantic field. It is not.
You're right, it's not. But you're going to have to put forth a bit more effort if you want it. Assuming you're not as nitpicky as I am, you should easily find someone you like. After that, well you just have to put forth effort to get something out of it.
Even the incredibly unattractive and socially awkward ones get some before I do. Ergo, there's something obviously wrong with me.
Love is a luck-based mission. It's not your fault.
Even though I care very little for sex itself, and I feel no shame in being a virgin...I do admit I feel a bit "left out" when it comes to the topic. Like...it's that my perceptions, values, and thought processes are so different from everyone I know, and my lack of sexual experience is one more thing that alienates me from my peers.
Oh yeah. It's common among the ugly and the pathetic.
Of which you are neither.
I'm not trying to outdo you with my compare and contrast, I'm just saying I'm in the same ballpark as you, and if you're going to say something's wrong with you...that reflects badly on me.
I know there's nothing wrong with me. Ergo, nothing's wrong with you either.
At least you're a cute, sweet girl. You're not crazy like me.
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Thank you (all) for the compliments, but I'm not trying to fish for compliments here, I'm just expressing my pent up frustration. I think about this every day.
About the fact that many people could do without the bad-ex-stories... What for? At least you've had experience! You've learned things, you've gotten to see even the bad side of a relationship. That's gold worth to me - I don't care if the relationship was bad, at least I could say I've had a god-damn relationship!
When, if ever, I get into a relationship, I'm going to be completely clueless and awkward due to my lack of experience. Not to mention in bed!
So YES CDSM, I want them THAT badly.
As for there being something wrong with you... You say you're picky. You could probably get a girl if you weren't so picky. You're not repulsive like I apparently am, because it's not like I'm not trying.
Or at least I used to try, now I notice it's pointless.
I walk up to a guy, smile, be nice, show my interest - he glances at me once, perhaps gives me a snippy or I'm-superior comment, then turns away and isn't even the least bit interested. I get discouraged and never speak to him again.
As for me being crazy? You're wrong. I'm crazy in the literal sense of the word. I'm the kind of girl that guys on random forums say they don't want. The "psycho girlfriend"-kind with emotional problems and delusions and jealousy and huge bitch-fits.
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You mean a crazy girl is one with emotional problems, delusions, jealousy and bitch-fits? *looks at his Mrs.* Ahhhh, trust me. They find guys too. and after the first couple of times they attack us guys with a knive :'( things just sort of settle down *lol* ...unless you're actually reasonably good at wielding a knife :-X
Yeah, when you start a relationship you'll be awkward. Heck, I was my wife's first boyfriend and she was awkward and uncertain at all sorts of things. I was her first kiss and pretty much everything else, but it didn't happen overnight or even within the first month. It was something that progressed over the period of nearly a year as she became more comfortable with me, herself and each act. Meeting/dating leads to holding hands, progresses to cuddles and kisses which progresses to making out then to fondling before moving on to nudity, foreplay activities and finally making love. Jumping straight to the last one, would have probably been very awkward, but in most cases people progress through those stages one by one and each stage they experience makes the next one feel like less of a significant leap and can usually have you looking forward to it.
As CDSM said, love is a luck-based mission and there's a lot of truth to that. Those unattractive and/or socially awkward friends rolled the dice and got lucky. Fortunately you've only been through 4-6 years of rolling that dice and you should have another 20+ of prime years to keep rolling it. Chances are you'll roll right.
Heck, sure the majority of people I know were probably in a romantic relationship before they were 20, but I know enough people who weren't and are now in their late 20's or 30's and have now dated, are dating or are married to say you haven't missed any kind of chance or necessary experiences required for relationships in the years to come.
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About the fact that many people could do without the bad-ex-stories... What for? At least you've had experience! You've learned things, you've gotten to see even the bad side of a relationship. That's gold worth to me - I don't care if the relationship was bad, at least I could say I've had a god-damn relationship!
Okay, you want a relationship that much? Here's a three step plan.
1) Go outside, preferably to a place with lots of boys.
2) Take off all your clothes.
3) Yell "Hey, anyone wanna be my boyfriend!?"
That should solve the problem.
When, if ever, I get into a relationship, I'm going to be completely clueless and awkward due to my lack of experience. Not to mention in bed!
So YES CDSM, I want them THAT badly.
Well, you're a girl, so don't worry. It's up to the guy to pull the weight on that end. You just have to let him serve you and dump his ass if he's not good enough. That's the power you hold!
As for there being something wrong with you... You say you're picky. You could probably get a girl if you weren't so picky. You're not repulsive like I apparently am, because it's not like I'm not trying.
Or at least I used to try, now I notice it's pointless.
I walk up to a guy, smile, be nice, show my interest - he glances at me once, perhaps gives me a snippy or I'm-superior comment, then turns away and isn't even the least bit interested. I get discouraged and never speak to him again.
Look, I know I don't try very much, but I've tried getting several girls and none of them showed any interest (not even the one that actually went out with me).
I've got no clue on how to ask out a girl or what to do on a date, it's a miracle I've got the first one.
You just need to be more aggressive, it seems. Don't give up at the first try.
As for me being crazy? You're wrong. I'm crazy in the literal sense of the word. I'm the kind of girl that guys on random forums say they don't want. The "psycho girlfriend"-kind with emotional problems and delusions and jealousy and huge bitch-fits.
You don't want to play the "who's crazier" with me.
When I say I'm crazy, I mean it.
I don't mean "over-emotional and bitchy" crazy, 'cuz lots of people have that.
I don't mean "unique and weird" crazy, 'cuz people like those are a dime a dozen, even if they think their special.
I'm genuine batshit crazy. I'd rather kill people I hate than have sex with people I like.
Every nasty thing I say, I mean it. I just dress it up in sarcasm to make it more palatable for the rest of you.
Don't say you're crazy.
As CDSM said, love is a luck-based mission and there's a lot of truth to that. Those unattractive and/or socially awkward friends rolled the dice and got lucky. Fortunately you've only been through 4-6 years of rolling that dice and you should have another 20+ of prime years to keep rolling it. Chances are you'll roll right.
Eight years, actually. I already told you, if I'm still single on my 30th birthday, I'm moving to Southeast Asia to become a pirate. The whole point is I want someone to share my life with...and if too much of my life is over by that point, it's time for a paradigm shift.
Hell, maybe I should do that now. I could buy a Thai prostitute and have her be my partner (in more ways than one, haha).
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Charles: I don't want to get my first relationship when I'm in my late thirties. ._.
(And be nice to your mrs, will you? ;) )
CDSM: Quit being a prick, you prick. I don't want to be everyone's nice little whore, I want a genuine relationship. And I don't care how crazy you are, but don't go saying I'm not, because you don't know anything.
And no, I don't think sex is about the woman just lying there and the guy doing all the work. That's called "being bad in bed."
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Dont worry Razzly this grizzled old formite wont give you any advice not really my style. but it did take me awhile to find some one and that was when I was 25. High School was the worst time did ask a few people out but each time got knocked back so I guess I decided not to keep trying and just head out into the hills instead. So I guess even the crazees dont have any luck either :-\
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As for me being crazy? You're wrong. I'm crazy in the literal sense of the word. I'm the kind of girl that guys on random forums say they don't want. The "psycho girlfriend"-kind with emotional problems and delusions and jealousy and huge bitch-fits.
I guess most girls are like this....and if they aren't they just pretend they aren't :)
I understand you don't want to end up getting your relationship when you are in your late thirties...I would hate that as well...
I won't add any but in this cause i can imagine wanting to feel loved and respected by that one special person, especially when you are going through this time you are going through now...
What i do want to tell you is that you should OPEN your eyes! Cause i guess you aren't seeing some stuff...I bet you, most people on this forum think you are the prettiest girl in here! Don't try to be nice to people to get them interested, just be you! Cause being you is the thing that i (and i bet most ppl around me) think is beautifull!
Other then that...life sucks...but what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!
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Razzly, there was a time when I felt like that, didnt think I'd be in a relationship in my whole life. But now I am living with a wonderfully clever girl whom I love and who loves me.
To be honest I never had a girlfriend until I was 21. At the moment you are worrying it will never come. But it will, trust me. The trick is to try not and sit back annd worry about it or to try and force it to happen. That doesnt mean dont be pro-active: go out and meet people - or use the net and meet people, make friends but dont go looking directly for a boyfriend, (although decided if they sound like the sort of person you'd like as a boyfriend) but look for friends first and one will probably turn into a boyfriend sooner or later.
Use dating sites, dont think this means you're a failure at finding people in the "real world" as it means nothing of the sort, look at them as a way of meeting new and interesting people (like these forums are) instead.
That would be my advice anyway...
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...Yeah.. Thanks.
I'll stop ruining this thread now. Sorry.
Here, have some naked gackt.
(http://files.nireblog.com/blogs1/sallyprincess/files/gackt_wall7.jpg)
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you never ruined it Razzly 8)
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you never ruined it Razzly 8)
she came damn close though...what with all the compliments and reassuring being thrown around. ::)
so I noticed...it's kind of new that there have been sexy men posted in the Sex thread. Only the last couple of days, if I'm not mistaken. It's a nice change! I mean, y'all ladies aren't all bi, right? And even if you are there should be some interest in sexy guys as well!!
Well Ronin may have posted some men before now, but the ladies have been pictorially quiet about their voracious man-lust until the last couple days, unless I'm mistaken.
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:'( what about all the pictures charles did
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:'( what about all the pictures charles did
so I noticed...it's kind of new that there have been sexy men posted in the Sex thread.
sorry, the door was left wide open on that one. :P
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Are you trying to say that Charles posted his voracious man-lust?
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hey i know quite a few females over here would kill for a guy who was like charles
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hahaha!!!
charles' man-lust is absolutely insatiable! And actually, I think he has posted about it from time to time!
Fortunately all he has to do is strip down to his Smurfettes and look in a mirror for a triple dose of hunky man flesh.
edit: btw, look out Charles! Here comes a horde of women breaking down walls and beating each other out of the way just to get a moment alone with you!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
sorry shadowfire, but...Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...too funny.
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heheh I'm sorry I'm a jerk.
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It is NOT normal for a 20-year old to be so inexperienced in both the sexual and the romantic field. It is not. Even the incredibly unattractive and socially awkward ones get some before I do. Ergo, there's something obviously wrong with me.
Well... i was 23 when i had my "first" time
and now i'm 27 and single so you shouldn't worry to much about that.
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CDSM: Quit being a prick, you prick. I don't want to be everyone's nice little whore, I want a genuine relationship. And I don't care how crazy you are, but don't go saying I'm not, because you don't know anything.
And no, I don't think sex is about the woman just lying there and the guy doing all the work. That's called "being bad in bed."
Okay.
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CDSM: Quit being a prick, you prick. I don't want to be everyone's nice little whore, I want a genuine relationship. And I don't care how crazy you are, but don't go saying I'm not, because you don't know anything.
And no, I don't think sex is about the woman just lying there and the guy doing all the work. That's called "being bad in bed."
Okay.
Yeah.
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CDSM: Quit being a prick, you prick. I don't want to be everyone's nice little whore, I want a genuine relationship. And I don't care how crazy you are, but don't go saying I'm not, because you don't know anything.
And no, I don't think sex is about the woman just lying there and the guy doing all the work. That's called "being bad in bed."
Okay.
Yeah.
I owe you an apology for being a prick.
I was frustrated I couldn't give you any good advice (which in turn reflects on my own inability to solve my own, similar problems), so instead I made a ridiculous suggestion.
It was inappropriate, and I am sorry.
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ooowwwwwwwwwwwww......CDSM.... :-*
You are adorable!
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I was three months from 20 by the time I got kissed for the first time...
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(And be nice to your mrs, will you? ;) )
Yeah, to be fair, it's been a little over a year since she last attacked me with a knife :-\
Every nasty thing I say, I mean it....
....if I'm still single on my 30th birthday, I'm moving to Southeast Asia to become a pirate.
:'(
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Yeah, to be fair, it's been a little over a year since she last attacked me with a knife :-\
That's usually one of those bad signs, Charles. But I hope the best for you -.-
More random sexy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1234504062678.jpg)
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:'(
Shit, you think I'm joking? I'm going to sink all my life savings into buying a torpedo boat, and imma a hire scary black guy, a genius hacker Jew, a crazy gun-slinging Chinese woman.
But no white-collar Japanese dorks. Can't have them macking on my Chinagirl.
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Here, have some naked gackt.
I know this girl who would totally flip to see that. Wonder if I should show her.
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I think I was 19 for my first time, but my first enjoyable time was...around 28-29. Being perfectly honest there. But I was a pretty insecure dude.
The first one was horrible, as was the relationship accompanying it. However, I do think most healthy people need to get one or two (sometimes more..) bad relationships out of their system (or rather just have the experience, so that they are better able to choose a partner wisely), but whether that's out of inherent necessity or just there being a lot of ... crap in the world that we're brought up with and so forth, I'm not sure.
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You know, I *would* post pictures of hot guys...but I don't know what constitutes "hot guy". Or hot girl for that matter. I only post the drawn/painted images because they appeal to me artistically.
I mean, I could search "hot guys" on google image, but none of those results appeal to me, and I'm not sure they'd appeal to anyone else.
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CDSM, it's okay. Don't worry.
As for hot guys... Most of the hot guys on google search don't appeal to me either, really. I like Gackt because he's both femininely graceful and super-masculine at the same time.
Oh, and Aragorn. Aragorn is the sex, and I don't even know why.
(http://www.worldculturepictorial.com/images/content/viggo-mortensen_aragorn.jpg)
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it's all in the eyes i tell ya it's all in the eyes.;)
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CDSM, it's okay. Don't worry.
As for hot guys... Most of the hot guys on google search don't appeal to me either, really. I like Gackt because he's both femininely graceful and super-masculine at the same time.
Oh, and Aragorn. Aragorn is the sex, and I don't even know why.
(http://www.worldculturepictorial.com/images/content/viggo-mortensen_aragorn.jpg)
I've always thought Viggo Mortensen looked waaay better with the Aragorn hair and beard than without them.
it's all in the eyes i tell ya it's all in the eyes.;)
*rolls for willpower*
*fails*
That's what she said.
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Haha :D
Well yes, that's usually how it goes. I don't like Viggo Mortensen as Viggo Mortensen, I like Aragorn! The attitude, the scruffy looks... Oh, and yes, the eyes. <3 Mm. Bet he'd be rough and dominant but gentle at the same time in bed.
(Look how well I'm doing keeping it sexy!)
I like Legolas too, but I wouldn't screw him. I'd just like to sit down with him and talk to him and watch him do that cute elvish face.
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I like those. I wanted to share some of my own images but I am using a new computer with a new opperating system. So yeah. Great job.
Wait, I could just manage to fanangle something.
NSFW.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/562586/69-asanagi-black_eyes-blue_eyes-breasts-large_brea
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/532480/sono_hanabira_ni_kuchizuke_wo-tagme-yuri
and my personal favorite:
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/504732/beatrice-blush-femdom-sitting_on-umineko_no_naku_k
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Eyes are generally one of the attributes I look at the most on either men or women, really.
Honestly, I have pretty queer tastes, and have had trouble understanding what makes 'sexy men'...sexy... to most women. I never found Aragorn attractive... ^^;
But Razzly, I'll see your gackt and raise you a hyde.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/hyde.jpg)
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Haha :D
Well yes, that's usually how it goes. I don't like Viggo Mortensen as Viggo Mortensen, I like Aragorn! The attitude, the scruffy looks... Oh, and yes, the eyes. <3 Mm. Bet he'd be rough and dominant but gentle at the same time in bed.
(Look how well I'm doing keeping it sexy!)
I like Legolas too, but I wouldn't screw him. I'd just like to sit down with him and talk to him and watch him do that cute elvish face.
And now for some unflattering Aragorn images.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/stonergorn.jpg)
I like those. I wanted to share some of my own images but I am using a new computer with a new opperating system. So yeah. Great job.
Wait, I could just manage to fanangle something.
NSFW.
sono_hanabira_ni_kuchizuke_wo-tagme-yuri.html
You're missing like half your link.
Eyes are generally one of the attributes I look at the most on either men or women, really.
Honestly, I have pretty queer tastes, and have had trouble understanding what makes 'sexy men'...sexy... to most women. I never found Aragorn attractive... ^^;
It's 'cuz he all rugged and rangerish.
Anyways, here's some guys an aquaintance of mine likes. Naoya and Kazuya Sakamoto.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2yYx7x-4KAw/SdosNv2jgaI/AAAAAAAAAXg/qFPXY50yLWc/s400/onts4.png)
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I still think he's hot, even in those unflattering screenies!
And Akasha, I think the appeal is in... Yes, his rough-but-gentleness. And Hyde's not bad..
I raise you a Miyavi in the Shower.
(http://www.japanforum.com/gallery/data/513/miyavi.gif)
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Is it wrong it seems to me that could almost be a very flat chested girl?
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No, I definitely thought it was a girl at first too.
He's very feminine.
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./raising white flag
You win though Razzly, that's fucking hot. (also cause I don't have enough images in the way of hot jrockers)
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Grr....I'm NOT gay for Bridget.
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Yes, he's very androgynous. ^^
*Plays victory fanfare*
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Yes, he's very androgynous. ^^
*Plays victory fanfare*
Da da da da duh DUH DUN duh da!
Na na NA nuh NAH nana NUH na, NA na na NUH NAAAA!!
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That better be the VI fanfare...
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lol when sexy becomes the victory song for final fantasy....>.> you know you're a gamer ;D
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That better be the VI fanfare...
It was in I first.
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yes, obviously. But VI had the best version.
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but it needs to be specifically ff6, because ff6 is full of the sexy.
Hello, sexy.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/29.gif)
;P
Though, I don't know, the different ff13 games look full of sexy. Between Selan and this guy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/ff13versus009.jpg)
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::)
here
(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/Andrea_Flipside/sexy_school_girl.jpg)
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Wouldn't be so bad:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kyohin09_imo0304f017.jpg)
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Relationship experts, quick question.
Is it normal for your girlfriend not to let you touch her at all?
Also, is it normal for you not to be seated next to your girlfriend, but instead very far across the table from her, while she sits next to her best friend (who has her arm around her).
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i would definitely say no to the first one but it could happen with the second one.
hot bunny girl no?
(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/Andrea_Flipside/bunnygirl.jpg)
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some how the ears are a bit of a turn off :-\
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come on odd how can you not love a neko or bunny girl :'(
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Okay, third question? Do you think my roommate would believe me if I told him his girlfriend was a lesbian and is only using him for a bitch/reverse-beard?
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some how the bunny ears just dont do it for me..........ok call me Odd. not really CDSM he would probably sink his fist into your face.
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well i kind of half agree the ears are a bit too long for my tastes but its something about them maybe its the tail or the other tail ^_^
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I'm fine if the ears where not there
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Heh, I never really did understand the bunny girl thing, either.
As for your question, CDSM, it definitely isn't normal... but it's hard to say anything more than that without knowing more of the circumstances. I wouldn't say that she was a lesbian, but it does reek of bullshit. But... how old are the people in question, for one?
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(http://<a href="http://alllayedout.com/Images/"><img src="http://alllayedout.com/Images/Sexy_Posters/graphics/girls_kissing.jpg" alt="MySpace comments, images & graphics" border="0"><br>Get hot images here</a>)
When talking sexy...this is definitly TEH sex!!!
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must be so sexy it got sensored by a red cross
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some how the bunny ears just dont do it for me..........ok call me Odd. not really CDSM he would probably sink his fist into your face.
He couldn't. That's why he doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.
All she does is dominate him. It makes sense now, in retrospect. All his past relationships were with cold, obese, domineering women.
He must have a thing for letting a woman completely own his opinions and actions and calling it "chivalry".
It makes me sick.
Typical conversation.
Me: I like X.
Him: It's all right. But She doesn't like it, and she's my girlfriend, so yeah.
Guy's gotta stand up for himself and go up to that bitch disagreeable lady, put her in her natural womanly place peacefully solve the problem with a black eye assertive mannerisms.
Heh, I never really did understand the bunny girl thing, either.
I'm more of a fan of catgirls, myself.
As for your question, CDSM, it definitely isn't normal... but it's hard to say anything more than that without knowing more of the circumstances. I wouldn't say that she was a lesbian, but it does reek of bullshit. But... how old are the people in question, for one?
Maybe not, but everybody suspects it. The sub/dom vibes she has with her friend are obvious.
And she vehemently denies it to anyone who suggests she remotely...not feminine.
They're younger than me, by the way (but still college age). I was the only one over 21...which is why I ditched their clique.
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(http://alllayedout.com/Images/Sexy_Posters/graphics/girls_kissing.jpg)
...fixed it for you.
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oowwwwwwwwwwww thanks :-*
Now...i just want to know how???
And about that girl....I do think she's a lesbian or bi-sexual and not in love with him:) I have been in the same situation where i was kind of giving my Gf's more attention then my actual Bf...i say it's not really normal. If you love some-one you want to be with him/her...
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i don't have a cat girl in my collection.;.; i really should have like 20 or so but i don't.
but i do have a fairy:
(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/Andrea_Flipside/bluefairy.gif)
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oowwwwwwwwwwww thanks :-*
Now...i just want to know how???
You're image codes were screwed up, or something. I just went it and pulled out the "http://etc" link and put the usual (http://) tags around it.
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(http://alllayedout.com/Images/Sexy_Posters/graphics/girls_kissing.jpg)
When talking sexy...this is definitly TEH sex!!!
YAY...sorry!Just had to try it for myself :)
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NSFW
Here is a random school girl masturbating.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/563348/gym_unifomr-gym_uniform
Here is an angel and a devil making out!
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/319338/2girls-angel-choker-kneeling-pantsu-pantyshot-symm
Here is a bunny girl! Also Masturbating! :D
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/562090/animal_ears-bunny_ears-daive-kemonomimi-necktie-op
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I still think he's hot, even in those unflattering screenies!
And Akasha, I think the appeal is in... Yes, his rough-but-gentleness. And Hyde's not bad..
I raise you a Miyavi in the Shower.
(http://www.japanforum.com/gallery/data/513/miyavi.gif)
You mean that's not a girl? :o
Oh well, who cares, I would totally hit that. :D
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I honestly don't get how people can think Miyavi is a girl. :/ I understand mistaking Mana for a woman, but... Miyavi is super-masculine, especially in the way he acts. I suppose you'd just have to see him talk or move to get it.
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He easily looks feminine in the bubble bath picture...
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It's 40 degrees and pouring so I'm wearing layers and my Monty Python Vorpal Bunny slippers.
... So sexy >.>;
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Relationship experts, quick question.
Is it normal for your girlfriend not to let you touch her at all?
Also, is it normal for you not to be seated next to your girlfriend, but instead very far across the table from her, while she sits next to her best friend (who has her arm around her).
She could be shy about public affection with a boyfriend. You'd have to know what they're like in private. Also, if it's a new development (i.e. she was plenty affectionate before) then she might be pissed of at him for some reason, or maybe she's already leaning towards breaking up with him and just hasn't got the balls (ummm... Ovaries?) to say it outright.
Heck if they haven't been going out very long and he's her first reasonable relationship then she might still be quite awkward and uncertain about any affection. Heck, my wife was the same for quite some time. You'd have almost sworn we were just friends but she came around eventually (although 10 years later she's still shy as hell when it comes to public affection).
*meh* you'd have a better reading than us on it.
EDIT: And yes, he looks very feminine in the bath picture but I can pick him as a bloke in the rest.
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She could be shy about public affection with a boyfriend. You'd have to know what they're like in private. Also, if it's a new development (i.e. she was plenty affectionate before) then she might be pissed of at him for some reason, or maybe she's already leaning towards breaking up with him and just hasn't got the balls (ummm... Ovaries?) to say it outright.
No, it's been quite a while.
Heck if they haven't been going out very long and he's her first reasonable relationship then she might still be quite awkward and uncertain about any affection. Heck, my wife was the same for quite some time. You'd have almost sworn we were just friends but she came around eventually (although 10 years later she's still shy as hell when it comes to public affection).
No, again. She's all around a cold person...but especially to him for some reason. Much more into her BFF.
*meh* you'd have a better reading than us on it.
As usual. :P
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odd gave me this idea about looking up sexy feet. *shrugs* so i did and wow there are alot of feet out there..... I guess it would help if i had some sort of foot fetish or something. but i thought these were pretty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SVagCzp_M20/SYNfbF2ii_I/AAAAAAAAA3c/W0EXu_90hz4/s320/sexy+feet.jpg) (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_18cBFbxc4GU/SjCtc3okUVI/AAAAAAAAGOM/9wFElE0uOjQ/s400/DSCN5910.JPG)
maybe this one:
(http://www.more.com/images/photo/image/73/69/photo/7369/Foot_photo.jpg)
i could see this one in the monty python stomp. ;D
(http://mixiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mccann-sholl-piede.jpg)
and are these french tipped toenails?
(http://www.skinplistic.com/wp-content/uploads/feet/feet1.jpg)
and of course for those of us who aren't into the foot fetish thing...
(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7928151540/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/20/romantic_boy.jpg)
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How am I like a roller coaster?
*holds his hand up to shoulder level*
You must be this tall to ride.
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lol that's an interesting trait to think about.
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lol that's an interesting trait to think about.
I refuse to date any girl shorter than 5' 7". Period.
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... seriously?
That seems a little, restricting?
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... seriously?
That seems a little, restricting?
I'm not a be about bending over too much to kiss a chick.
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well guess i'm out if i wanted to be. ::) i'm only 5'2"
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Great, now everybody is going to come here and be all ::) because they don't like my preferences.
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it's not about preferences i'll just always be short. it can be hard to dance with a taller guy. I get what you mean. it makes things a bit awkwards in the physical boundaries aspect.
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what ever you think best for you CDSM I wont judge.
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on a lighter sexier note i'm not wearing clothes right now.
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on a unsexy note............So am I lol
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how is that unsexy?
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well.........er.........erm hell I dont know I just got home from work :-[
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hehe *snugs you* i know i need snugs when i get home from work.
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;D thanks Smiles feels like recently I just need a snug.
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sexy?
(http://www.anime-wallpapers.ws/anime/anime-girl/Anime_babe-004.jpg)
(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Irunia_Tsuzuri/1352251638_e879c6c99d.jpg)
oooh i like this one:
(http://i7.glitter-graphics.org/pub/517/517037sa7tow4cy1.jpg)
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I like the third one. :-[
@ CDSM: You don't like short girls. That's neither here nor there. I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with that, even though I don't agree. However; I think it's a funny trait for someone so into anime. Did you know the average Japanese woman is only 5ft' 2in'' tall? If you ever tried to find a date there, you would have a hell of a time. But I don't know how you feel about "3D" females in Japan. ("3D!" ::) what a silly phrase.) If you are at all into Asian girls in real life, though, this is an awkward trait to have.
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lol that's an interesting trait to think about.
I refuse to date any girl shorter than 5' 7". Period.
Wow!
But you're not all hopeless yet, the average height in women is steadily getting taller and taller. You just need to wait until all the tall 16-year olds get old enough for you to date.
Most women are like... 5'5. I believe that's the average.
(I'm 5'3, but I like to wear heels. ;) )
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You are that short raz? :o
My girlfriend is 5'8" and I don't think she's unusually tall
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Yeah.. ^^; I am.
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:P Then I could visit you and smuggle you home hidden in my bag! Yay! ;D
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Wow!
But you're not all hopeless yet, the average height in women is steadily getting taller and taller. You just need to wait until all the tall 16-year olds get old enough for you to date.
I'll take my chances with crime. 8)
Most women are like... 5'5. I believe that's the average.
(I'm 5'3, but I like to wear heels. ;) )
Admittedly, I can't afford to be *that* picky, but the first girl I ever liked was 5' 9" so it kinda imprinted on me.
I suppose I could go as low as 5'5" but damn if I wouldn't commit genocide to find a freakishly tall woman that's like, 5' 10".
I like the third one. :-[
@ CDSM: You don't like short girls. That's neither here nor there. I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with that, even though I don't agree. However; I think it's a funny trait for someone so into anime. Did you know the average Japanese woman is only 5ft' 2in'' tall? If you ever tried to find a date there, you would have a hell of a time. But I don't know how you feel about "3D" females in Japan. ("3D!" ::) what a silly phrase.) If you are at all into Asian girls in real life, though, this is an awkward trait to have.
It is, indeed.
In other news, we finally got rid of a bad employee at my work, so it's opened up a position for a beautiful young lady ready to fall madly in love with her dashing, single coworker. :P :P
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I think it's a quirky trait, but I don't blame you. I wouldn't want a man or woman who's shorter than me (but the chances of me finding a man who's shorter than 5'3 aren't all that big) either. It's just a matter of taste...
...Even though it does make your dating field quite a lot smaller.
Oh! And sexy!
(http://christophervalin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sandman.jpg)
*Purrrrrrrrrrr*
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CDSM, I once worked in a green-house together with a woman that was probably 6'2" or something like that.
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I think it's a quirky trait, but I don't blame you. I wouldn't want a man or woman who's shorter than me (but the chances of me finding a man who's shorter than 5'3 aren't all that big) either. It's just a matter of taste...
...Even though it does make your dating field quite a lot smaller.
Oh! And sexy!
(http://christophervalin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sandman.jpg)
*Purrrrrrrrrrr*
(http://www.ugo.com/comics/comic-book-hotties/images/entries/death.jpg)
*wolf whistle*
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She's not bad, but I actually think Delirium's way cuter.
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You know who's a woman and is really tall? Samus Aran.
Too bad Metroid is just a videogame.
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(http://www.sequart.com/sandman/sandman08clip1.JPG)For razzly.
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My wife is 5'10 but we're not swingers sorry CDSM.
Are we up to sexy hands now?
(http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PMO3992.jpg)
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4232570/2/istockphoto_4232570-sexy-hand-seducing-man.jpg)
(http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4753875/squeeze_Full.jpg)
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My wife is 5'10 but we're not swingers sorry CDSM.
Right now if you were my friend Miburo I would say something like "ha, I don't want your leftovers" but I realize your wife doesn't deserve that kind of derision, especially since the only reason would be through association with you, so I'm just going to insult you with extreme prejudice.
Charles, you blow. You blow like that movie with Johnny Depp.
You know who's a woman and is really tall? Samus Aran.
Too bad Metroid is just a videogame.
Yeah...for real.
Also, those hands have too many distractions...especially that hip. Mmm...how I love a sexy woman with her hands akimbo.
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@CDSM: Well I am 6'1 so if you're interested in a guy who blows :P
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@CDSM: Well I am 6'1 so if you're interested in a guy who blows :P
I thought you weren't a swinger.
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I said WE'RE not swingers ;) :P
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And I assumed that Charles was heterosexual. :-\
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For razzly.
<3 <3
I still say he and I would make an excellent couple.
If he was real, that is.
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Wearing boxers and nothing else, newly showered :P
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wearing faded black jeans and a The italien Job 1969 T-shirt
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For razzly.
<3 <3
I still say he and I would make an excellent couple.
If he was real, that is.
It's always like that...isn't it.
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For razzly.
<3 <3
I still say he and I would make an excellent couple.
If he was real, that is.
It's always like that...isn't it.
Yes, it is.
Le sigh~
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Are you French now?
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nah, Razzly is too hawt to be french :P
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There seems to be an old belief that French men are supposed to be the best lovers in the world or something. But is that true for French women? Which nation or part of a nation has a reputation for the best female lovers in the world?
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Actually a recent studied showed that men from Spain were the best lovers and the world, the french ranked in at 3 or 4 I believe
I'll edit in the study when I find it again.
Found It (http://mavtv.com/wordpress/?tag=worlds-best-lovers)
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I question that study deeply in its heart.
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Australia beats New Zealand. Thats all I care about *lol*
Had a bit of a look and apparently it's a reasonably legit survey based on the opinions of 15,000 women from 20 different countries.
The same mob came up with this survey (although it was only for the UK)
(http://www.72point.com/ul/image1_696_153001.jpg)
I'm not surprised it's a weekend or even Saturday but I'd have just about thought it would be an hour earlier.
Although if 1/4 of couples aren't getting it on more than once every two months maybe I should be a bit happier with my once a month ration *lol*
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Australia beats New Zealand. Thats all I care about *lol*
Had a bit of a look and apparently it's a reasonably legit survey based on the opinions of 15,000 women from 20 different countries.
Still though...so what, all these women had sex with men all around the world? How exactly did they measure all this? I mean, I'm sure it's more or less accurate, but...well, it sounds like they just picked stereotypes out of a bag.
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Controversial Comment Time:
You know what I need? A beautiful but emotionally messed up girl whom I can manipulate into a codependent relationship.
Because I'm evil like that.
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Nope, Parameciumkid, I'm still Finnish.
CDSM: *Raises hand* ...Oh! Right, I'm too short for you. Forgot.
(I'll stop teasing you now. :P )
Ha. About those statistics, I think the Finns ranked as pretty bad in bed. But if I remember correctly, Swedes are even worse, supposedly. >.>
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN US SCOTS ARE TOO LOUD?!?!
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Well, in that case I'm no Swede ;)
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CDSM: *Raises hand* ...Oh! Right, I'm too short for you. Forgot.
(I'll stop teasing you now. :P )
Har har har.
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"too quiet" "too loud" "too lovey-dovey" "not lovey-dovey enough"
I would like to see how they came to these results, it seems far more likely a study of how much each nationality's women are satisfied by their respective men. (though...I'm Canadian-Irish and Korean, so I still like the results that say I'm an awesome lover)
Seems like a proper scientific study will have to be undertaken. ...for, um, SCIENCE. And then we will know once and for all.
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Travel the world, screw exotic men, and write a book about it?
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@CDSM: The funny thing is, that actually sounds like a book which would make serious money. I mean, I see books come and go here by women who have writen about their personal sex lives or lives as a call girl or prostitute, hell just about anything. I reckon a book about a woman travelling the world to "sample" all the men would just about be a best seller.
'tis a strange world we live in. I'm guessing it's mainly women who buy those books. Have any women here bought such a book?
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Seems like a proper scientific study will have to be undertaken. ...for, um, SCIENCE. And then we will know once and for all.
Yes... "Science"
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@CDSM: The funny thing is, that actually sounds like a book which would make serious money. I mean, I see books come and go here by women who have writen about their personal sex lives or lives as a call girl or prostitute, hell just about anything. I reckon a book about a woman travelling the world to "sample" all the men would just about be a best seller.
'tis a strange world we live in. I'm guessing it's mainly women who buy those books. Have any women here bought such a book?
I'm surprised it hasn't already been done. I mean, it maybe has, but it's not on the Oprah list or anything. But yes, I'm sure it would make serious money.
I volunteer for research material on the "virgins of the Midwest" chapter. ;)
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Seems like a proper scientific study will have to be undertaken. ...for, um, SCIENCE. And then we will know once and for all.
Extremely related. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJKWR3DIuA)
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@CDSM: The funny thing is, that actually sounds like a book which would make serious money. I mean, I see books come and go here by women who have writen about their personal sex lives or lives as a call girl or prostitute, hell just about anything. I reckon a book about a woman travelling the world to "sample" all the men would just about be a best seller.
'tis a strange world we live in. I'm guessing it's mainly women who buy those books. Have any women here bought such a book?
I'm surprised it hasn't already been done. I mean, it maybe has, but it's not on the Oprah list or anything. But yes, I'm sure it would make serious money.
I volunteer for research material on the "virgins of the Midwest" chapter. ;)
Then write a sequel about travelling the world to sample all the lesbians and bisexuals *PMSL*
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Dammit, I just found...porn...of Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.
I didn't need to see that.
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:'(
Is nothing safe in this world of sex?
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/506405572_12f579b2af_o.jpg)
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How about some Rad Repeatin' Tarzan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igDllw68R7A
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well since I'm unable to watch youtube currently the sex value after that hilarious sex o clock thing has dissipated so you asked for kitty girls:
this one is kinda big: http://www.modelkitonline.com/shop/m/modelkitonline/img-lib/spd_20090410152553_b.jpg (http://www.modelkitonline.com/shop/m/modelkitonline/img-lib/spd_20090410152553_b.jpg)
(http://www.freewebs.com/cathypoulter/1194829405_Anime_Neko.jpg)(http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/shrine/2955/reviews/UDC_YAY.JPG)
(http://static.minitokyo.net/view/49/03/295199.jpg)
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/Anklelock/Catgirl_lulz_by_Derlaine8.jpg)
(http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/P/PR/PRI/Priestess18/1151286976__cat-girl3.jpg)
Siamese?
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q169/gummibabygurlmimi7/anime%20cat%20girls/catgirltwins.jpg)
...i meow:
(http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/03142008/1/9/9/7/19970fd4870ca0_full.jpg)
i could cosplay this one:
(http://static.minitokyo.net/view/47/47/149897.jpg)
i would totally like to cosplay this but i don't wanna be gang raped:
(http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/40454/12.jpg)
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Hey! Don't forget the dog girls!
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs18/300W/i/2007/215/2/f/chinese_zodiac___dog_by_Amuria.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pJltYci0kas/Rmse0Daz9RI/AAAAAAAAAgw/VhSdRC6b5sQ/s320/kitsune%2520Oo.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pJltYci0kas/Rmse0Daz9QI/AAAAAAAAAgo/qnm_pPwOMCE/s320/4bfc7fd1.jpg)
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u139/bad_badkitty_2007/kitsune_gekka.jpg)
Note: do NOT type in "dog girls" into a google image search with the safety turned off. *shakes in horror*. put the word manga at the front, or anything!
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anime puppy girls maybe? i like the fire one ^_^ :-*
another kitty:
(http://www.uchujin.net/Catgirls/20060207-1139321513224.jpg)(http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/4964314bcf0954607fec0092709722091224907453_full.jpg) (http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/97d976f3d063432dfc5e842ad1e7d7a81224908134_large.jpg)
i liked this one!^_^
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h71/Ryukenden/Renders/Cat-Girl.png)
oh my :'( :
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc315/darkjaydog104/catgirls.jpg)
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Note: do NOT type in "dog girls" into a google image search with the safety turned off. *shakes in horror*. put the word manga at the front, or anything!
Those are mostly fox girls anyway.
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hmmmm. OH! RAVEN GIRLS!
(http://api.ning.com/files/o76sJE0a7JUMsH-jfJ*lj9JZfEy55KhtENqE*Is-Mf3O8641L*jFJv5zEM*t8-U9L7*3GeEsAessnK1j6SZ*RCpZq1g2r8tW/AnimeGirl26.jpg)
(http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/230442/anime-with-violin-girl.jpg)
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t130/killerofthesky/Anime%20unnnamed/winged/raven_winged_girl.jpg)
It was hard to find even those few among the many who didn't simply look sad or downtrodden.
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and i always thought they were just dark angels.
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I think they just get called raven winged *shrug*
Heck, are there any other animals that get used? I think it's mostly angels and demons but those aren't animals... Monkey? *searches* nup. Well, bunny would be an obvious one but I'm after something less than usual.
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My favorite literally raven girl
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/rue1.jpg?t=1256097549)
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wolve fox pokemon? ::)
meh though faux fox ad wolf tails are sooo soft to cuddle.
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I don't much like animal-girls/guys... But there is one that I do like.
She manages to look like a theme-whore and be super-awesome at the same time.
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/5679/ff12franuz0.jpg)
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Ahhh the Viera, the ultimate bunny girls.
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I like angels the best.
I like them so much that not every picture needs to be sexual. Sometimes a picture of a female warrior angel is so asskickingly awesome that it would actually be worse if her boobs were hanging out or whatever:
http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/mtgcom/wallpapers/Wallpaper_FiremaneAngel_1280x1024.jpg
Then again; :-[
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/546729/angel-pantsu-pink_hair-steel_angel_kurumi-tagme-th
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Fran and Balthier were definitely the badass quotient of ffxii (of which there wasn't much). Still, I don't think I found either of them to be particularly sexy.
(...Well, ok, Balthier would probably have been the fun type in bed all the same.)
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I think I'm okay to come out and identify myself as asexual.
It's just...what makes sense for me.
I never was originally interested in romance, it always sickened me if my favorite fictional characters were "ruined" by having a love interest (yeah, immature, right?) When playing make-believe, my friends would envision naked women having sex with them (odd, y'know, you think that's all adolescence, but first graders do it too). They were like, yeah we have sex with our girlfriends in the bushes, you should imagine that too. And I was like, wut? Or my one friend, we always played this game on the swings, right, only it was the rodeo. And his girlfriend would get out of the swimming competition. He always had the sexy girlfriend...and I wasn't interested in that stuff. I just didn't think about it.
They were kissing girls in 4th grade, and I never cared or thought about it. I never felt bad or jealous. It wasn't until after I discovered the first person I could have romantic feelings towards that I felt jealous...because I knew there was something valuable to be had and I wanted it but didn't have it.
I'm not interested in sex, or really dating. I'm mostly just interested in really close (maybe romantic) friendship...I don't think I could really ever have sex with someone...I'd have to really be close to them.
I've been emotionally attracted to girls. In the past I felt attracted to them maybe because I felt I should, though now I feel it's because I'm attracted to people who are my opposite.
And part of it was because the first girl I ever liked was a very unique person, and I am attracted to uniqueness. She was the first and only person I can truly say I loved and deeply admired and the only person I felt physically attracted to as well. After that didn't work I had kind of a "floating crush" that I tried to recreate that feeling with any girl that was remotely cool, but I quickly forgot about them (the reason I know the original one was the real deal because I still have feelings for her, even though I'll likely not have any meaningful contact with her apart from the Facebook now). Then I ran out of girls to like/I became more discerning and less desperate, and haven't felt anything for anyone (recently I've found an exception...another "one-of-a-kind". She's taken, but that's fine now that I know I don't want a relationship, I just want to be her friend).
This doesn't take into account Sailor Mars. That came before, but that's a bit different!
At the time I thought I wanted sex with them, because I thought that because I liked and cared about them, that it meant I was interested in them romantically and sexually, but now I know that isn't so. I didn't really feel that way. And I felt that saying I didn't feel that way, that I just really liked and cared about them
The reason I thought about it all the time was because of the intimacy it symbolized, and it was that intimacy that fascinated me, but now I've come to terms that it doesn't appeal to me...and I don't feel like I need to think about it as much.
The only reason I talk dirty is:
1) It made me feel 'normal' to talk sex all the time.
2) Double Entendres
3) I find it intriguing because it is something I don't understand and can't relate to very well.
Realizing this today has made me feel a lot better.
I just felt like I needed to tell this to people.
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wearing a gray sports bra that's a bit too tight and a pair of chef pants.
CDSM: nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex. *nodnods*
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wearing a gray sports bra that's a bit too tight and a pair of chef pants.
CDSM: nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex. *nodnods*
Yeah. I'm just glad I don't have to worry about being messed up or not fitting in because of it anymore.
Also:
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7925/pokemonivysaurvinewhip.gif)
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@CDSM: epiphany = congrats. Vine whip GIF = EPIC! ;D
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lol that's not quite what I meant by pokemon but i guess it works.lol
i'm totally naked today ^_^
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back to wearing my combat 95 trousers YAY!! ;D
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oooh can we see?
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thought I had a pic up here of them, oh that was my desert combat 95 jacket ok will post a pic later
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Nice hat.
Seems to be too big for your head though... but I suppose that's a good thing for when it's really cold out, will definitely keep your ears and forehead warm.
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awww Kawaii! :-*
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Hoots Mon there is a moose loose aboot that hoose!! :'( :o
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That hat is made of win.
I'll raise you one kitty hat, even though I can't make that :3 face with it.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kittyhat.jpg)
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oooh i like your kitty hat those ears look really soft :-*
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I see your kitty hat and your chinchilla hat and raise you my collection of things with sabre-teeth that shouldn't have them * my vorpal bunny slippers and my Sabre-Toothed Lime shirt*
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/Snapshot_20091023_1.jpg)
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nice Halloween image there pozf.;) ;D at least saber-toothed limes aren't good at hide n seek.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3389/3578953512_8549739877_b.jpg)
I see your hats, and raise you Four.
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yay hats! ^_^
hehe and some sexy with the hats
(http://generationotaku.net/images/tidbits/0609/mio-akiyama-dakimakura.jpg)
or for those kitty girl lovers
(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7931134585/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/02/4558684111a7552484024l.jpg)
the realistic:
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/2/633742989779014810-frenchmaid.jpg)
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Bit of an oversight, but is that the Sir Snail shirt you're wearing Deatzh?
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What am I wearing now?
My sexy new black leather jacket thats what!
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What am I wearing now?
My sexy new black leather jacket thats what!
Do you have a source for the picture in your avatar, by the way? I'd love to see a bigger version of it.
Congrats on the new leather. Personally, I've always had denim as my trademark.
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Source pic for CDSM (http://pics3.vampirefreaks.com/a/an/ani/anime-emo-girls-14/30306526.jpg)
I've always loved leather, black leather most of all. I'm still waiting on this dream pair of leather boots.
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Source pic for CDSM (http://pics3.vampirefreaks.com/a/an/ani/anime-emo-girls-14/30306526.jpg)
I've always loved leather, black leather most of all. I'm still waiting on this dream pair of leather boots.
Gracias:
Leather is cool, but it's not my style. Too many other people wear leather jackets. No one I know wears jean jackets besides me.
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so you're wearing nothing but your leather jacket?
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so you're wearing nothing but your leather jacket?
...Do I have to answer?
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well you don't HAVE to but if you don't specify otherwise that is how i'm reading it cuz it's hawt.
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I love your hat, deatzh!
...And I love Akasha's too!
...And all of Churba's!
I have a panda hat. I'll take a photo sometime when I'm feeling presentable.
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Did have a Tartan jesters hat with flashing baubles cant find it now :(
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I'm sorry about the uglyface. I couldn't be assed to put on makeup on a saturday afternoon...
Look at the hat!
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/pandahat008.jpg)
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/pandahat004.jpg)
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Ugly where? ;)
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*faints*
Whoooo 5 pictures of sexy people in a row!
My weekend is getting better and better.
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I almost didn't recognize you without your hair.
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I'm sorry about the uglyface undeadface. I couldn't be assed to put on makeup on a saturday afternoon...
Look at the hat!
Fixed it for you :P
If your eyes were bloodshot I would say you looked just like me after being awake for 20 hours.
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I'm sorry about the uglyface undeadface. I couldn't be assed to put on makeup on a saturday afternoon...
Look at the hat!
Fixed it for you :P
If your eyes were bloodshot I would say you looked just like me after being awake for 20 hours.
But I always look like that if I don't have makeup on! :'D
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But I always look like that if I don't have makeup on! :'D
That's why you need to smile more. The smiling makes you look really good.
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But I always look like that if I don't have makeup on! :'D
That's why you need to smile more. The smiling makes you look really good.
Then I'd look like a smiling undead?
On a serious note... I'm not very good at smiling naturally in photos. Doesn't really work.
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Hey now not all of us undead are bad looking, people hear undead and they think shambling rotting zombies! It's unfair and discriminatory towards the rest of us!! You mustn't forget that vampires have historically been noted as being extremely good looking and charming! -excluding of course the Nosferatu style vampires- *cough*
Heh that was fun :P
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Ok what about GAry Oldman in Braham Stoker's Dracula? :'( he was Nosferatu
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I'd totally be a Vampire if I could. Not a sparkling one, mind you.
I always thought I'd totally be an artsy-fancy-emo Toreador, but someone told me I'd definietly be a Malkavian.
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Then I'd look like a smiling undead?
On a serious note... I'm not very good at smiling naturally in photos. Doesn't really work.
Me neither. I'm very unphotogenic...I look good in the mirror, but the pictures...maybe it's the lighting or angle or something.
But the smile you did have in that picture is nice.
I'd totally be a Vampire if I could. Not a sparkling one, mind you.
I always thought I'd totally be an artsy-fancy-emo Toreador, but someone told me I'd definietly be a Malkavian.
Argh...World of Darkness...
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Ok what about GAry Oldman in Braham Stoker's Dracula? :'( he was Nosferatu
-excluding of course the Nosferatu style vampires-
which I might add were much rarer representations in folk lore and what not...
I'd totally be a Vampire if I could. Not a sparkling one, mind you.
That's because vampires aren't shouldn't and will not ever fucking sparkle! Maybe be so handsome/beautiful that they should seem that they should be sparkling, but they won't!
I always thought I'd totally be an artsy-fancy-emo Toreador, but someone told me I'd definietly be a Malkavian.
Malkavains are fun as hell. But I would definitely see you as a Toreador.
I always saw myself as a Tremere, possibly a Toreador.
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Me neither. I'm very unphotogenic...I look good in the mirror, but the pictures...maybe it's the lighting or angle or something.
But the smile you did have in that picture is nice.
Argh...World of Darkness...
Yes, same here.
Thank you. <3 I thought it was a bit forced, but, thank you.
Why, you don't like World of Darkness? :D
That's because vampires aren't shouldn't and will not ever fucking sparkle! Maybe be so handsome/beautiful that they should seem that they should be sparkling, but they won't!
Agreed.
Malkavains are fun as hell. But I would definitely see you as a Toreador.
I always saw myself as a Tremere, possibly a Toreador.
Mm, Tremere. For some reason I'd see you as a Gangrel. Somehow.
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Yes, same here.
Thank you. <3 I thought it was a bit forced, but, thank you.
Why, you don't like World of Darkness? :D
Cuz it's a vampire wankfest. I mean, Twilight vampires may glitter, but at least they aren't obscenely haxx overpowered.
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Yes, same here.
Thank you. <3 I thought it was a bit forced, but, thank you.
Why, you don't like World of Darkness? :D
Cuz it's a vampire wankfest. I mean, Twilight vampires may glitter, but at least they aren't obscenely haxx overpowered.
Psssssh, you just have silly taste.
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Cuz it's a vampire wankfest. I mean, Twilight vampires may glitter, but at least they aren't obscenely haxx overpowered.
Eh, It balances out, pretty much everything in that game that isn't quite human is obscenely overpowered.
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Mm, Tremere. For some reason I'd see you as a Gangrel. Somehow.
Hmmmm I could see that.
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And I'm sitting here totally naked after a shower since I just got home from a weekend exercise...
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Am I the only one here that doesn't think Razzly looks undead without makeup? Cute panda shines through make up, not the other way around.
Random note for a sunday afternoon: My favorite sexy pictures end up being the ones that capture a brief moment.. a sudden sweet kiss, a gasp, an arch of the back...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1234173947395.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1234181112308.jpg)
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I still stand by that looking undead, that is very pale smooth skin generally accompanied by bags under the eyes isn't a bad thing...There is probably a much better adjective than undead to describe that, I just enjoy using it. :P
I personally prefer it, usually, it's more real. There is too much make up around, in my opinion, and not enough of the natural beauty is shown nowadays, it's always covered up and "enhanced".
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I prefer no makeup, as well. (just don't see it as undead) Also, everyone knows how much I love super pale skin.
Just, don't use undead, there's just too much zombie prons out there o_o
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Fair enough, I'll do my best not use it in that light.
You mean like the movie Zombie Strippers? I know it's not the prons but close enough. Also terribly hilarious.
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She's not undead-looking cuz of the makeup, it's the lighting. She's in a greenish-gray room that screws with her skin color.
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the only way vampires should glitter is if they or someone pours glitter on them .....
i think it's a great pic of you and your adorable panda hat razzly^_^ makeup is so overrated unless your trying to look like someone else.
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Aww! Thank you Akasha! And thank you Smiles. <3
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Psssssh, you just have silly taste.
At least you say so respectfully. I had a mob go fucking crazy on me because I said I didn't like Bohemian Rhapsody.
Eh, It balances out, pretty much everything in that game that isn't quite human is obscenely overpowered.
But when one character needs like, days, of being fried with laser satellites and nukes and stuff...oh boy. At least it ain't got nothing on Dragonball Z.
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On the other target.
I like make-up, but I find that in my perceptions, people I think look good look so with or with out it, so it's kind of paradoxical.
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(http://fashion-stylist.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/zhao_bandi_panda1.jpg)
...That is all.
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Yuck.
Razzly's the better panda. Hands down.
Actually, hands up. Where we can see them.
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Razzly lightyears beyond that panda in terms of cuteness. xP
Still, I'm going to raise you these (utter, blatant prons):
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//2_20090218113533.jpg)
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//1237176716375.jpg)
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*NOSEBLEED*
Damn! Why can't I find pictures like that top one when I search the net?
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(http://fashion-stylist.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/zhao_bandi_panda1.jpg)
...That is all.
that's what you're wearing Charles?
Razzly lightyears beyond that panda in terms of cuteness. xP
Still, I'm going to raise you these (utter, blatant prons):
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//1237176716375.jpg)
... why do i see my self as the one on the desk with the chain on the ankle and the gag? O.o i think i need mental therapy...
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the one with the glasses looks like a doctor maybe she can help :'(
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Wow, we are getting really blatant.
All we need now is a full on wang action.
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Well, as much as I enjoy subtlety, my inability to resist a challenge is a much greater force.
Also, Charles, I surf for pron in Japanese, and follow a few Japanese pron blogs. Kind of helps at times >.>
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Wow, we are getting really blatant.
All we need now is a full on wang action.
Well there's a photo for me to take *PMSL*
Heck, it is the sex thread and the comic has an adult rating so I guess some photos of breasts and stimulation through panties probably doesn't go to far. Hell some of the animated GIFS have gone further than that.
If I had to guess at a limit for the thread, it's probably pictures of actual sex or stimulation of the bare genitalia. But Brion would probably know best if there's any limit he applies to what we show in here *shrug*
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If I had to guess at a limit for the thread, it's probably pictures of actual sex or stimulation of the bare genitalia.
I would have to concur, And I believe that was stated at one point.
Or if you want to post such things you'd at least have to place it behind a link. * As I think I did with a piece of hentai at one point >.> *
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@AKASHAYI: hang on! You had to upload that picture? So then it's not available to the wide public? Or is it just something you had saved and couldn't be bothered looking up again?
I should learn Japanese. I've wanted to for some time and my wife has all the necessary books thanks to the courses she took on it in Uni. Heck, I'd even have a practice partner in her *lol*
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Here's a nice sexy gif for you: http://www.animated-gifs.eu/xxx/0001.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)
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You'll have a cute female practice partner inside your wife, what? ;P
And yeah, I whipped them out of my personal collection instead of just looking up random pictures. ./saunters over and pulls another off the rack
Nice aroma, good vintage. Try some?
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//1126_2007_01sm.jpg)
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If I had to guess at a limit for the thread, it's probably pictures of actual sex or stimulation of the bare genitalia.
I would have to concur, And I believe that was stated at one point.
Or if you want to post such things you'd at least have to place it behind a link. * As I think I did with a piece of hentai at one point >.> *
I think I found it but I'm not sure it's a ban on the content:
IV. Be Careful Posting Offensive Images
Do not directly post images that might be seen as offensive, such as nudity. However, it is okay to link to them, as long as you specifically describe the offensive content of your image.
I. Nudity and Work Safe Images
Although rule IV says you may not directly post nudity, it is okay in this section as long as your thread is marked NSFW, and clearly indicates what type of offensive content it will contain. For example: "Mr. X's Art Thread! NSFW (nudity)" If your thread is named that way, it would be okay to post any kind of nudity, but not okay to post any kind of sexual acts, because the viewers may not expect that. Lets say you wanted to post your tentacle rape art, then you'd have to label your thread like so: "Mr. X's Art Thread! NSFW (tentacle rape)" In other words, your thread must be clearly labeled so that the people clicking on it know what they are getting into.
Although it states not to post any kind of sexual acts, this is actually in relation to a thread which is marked for nudity. It then goes on to say that we could post tentacle rape if we wanted, provided that it's clearly stated.
Now the rating is clearly stated as NC-17 which I'm pretty sure covers everything, but maybe we need RoninAngel or UIS to change the title to mention something like (ALL SEX) if we did want to allow it.
*shrug*
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Damn....it doesn't seem like anyone fell for my rickroll...
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I think the rules and current state of the thread are perfect. Keep the heavy stuff behind links, post pictures of your cute butts and talk dirty all you want.
No please, post pictures and talk dirty. Do it. I'll mix up some drinks and...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/268.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/169.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/021.gif)
(Edit: Yeah, pretty obvious there CDSM. Game over or Continue?)
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I think the rules and current state of the thread are perfect. Keep the heavy stuff behind links, post pictures of your cute butts and talk dirty all you want.
No please, post pictures and talk dirty. Do it. I'll mix up some drinks and...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/268.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/169.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/021.gif)
(Edit: Yeah, pretty obvious there CDSM. Game over or Continue?)
I'm out of quarters. :(
By the way, you all just lost the game.
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Thankfully I know that the only winning move is not to play ;P
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Checkmate! *pose*
*cough*
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lol actually i lost when akashayi said game over. so your post accomplished nothing.
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Thankfully I know that the only winning move is not to play ;P
I won the game by using cheat code hax.
lol actually i lost when akashayi said game over. so your post accomplished nothing.
That was a different game. That was rickrolling. This is THE GAME. Ya feel me?
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Now don't make me get on top of this thread to keep it on track.
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//1234504630306.png)
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So rules are:
1. Talk as dirty as you want.
2. Show any pictures proved they don't display uncensored stimulation of the bare genitalia
3. Link any pictures/movies you want provided you've clearly labeled/described any which violate rule 2.
4. Keep it sexy ;)
Sounds pretty good to everyone?
(http://209.179.176.64:7003/preview/10125/0000018463/Screenshot_sexymanga_231x272.gif)
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Well, I already said I agreed.
So, sexy nurses?
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//cg60_032sm.jpg)
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lets see here...
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/Burlfloor/sexy_nurse_478.jpg)
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EDIT: DAMMIT! NINJAD BY POZF WITH THE SAME IMAGE!
So, sexy nurses?
Don't mind if I do.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/RjVKL4JxqaI/AAAAAAAAIIo/WMKbL42Z1LQ/s1600/sexy%2Bhot%2Basian%2Bwoman%2Bnurse.jpg)
(http://sexyavidols.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nurse1.jpg)
(http://images.yule.tom.com/data3/upload/368/375/1227512410-1677389773.jpg)
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completely naked here at last ;D :-* ;)
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*groan* I can't wait to get home and do that.
And for the ladies:
(http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/communities/attachment.php?attachmentid=2667&stc=1&d=1249734925)
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Hah. Except I don't find that attractive at all. (queer o meter rising steadily?)
Still find stuff like this super hot, though. (Actually... zero of my real-life pron is of men, but I have an ok amount in my hentai folders.):
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1234073380781.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1219820338127.jpg)
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@Akashayi: that is a little peculiar. What do you think is the difference in the manga compared to the real thing? Or is there just no real provision of what you like in any decent pictures of real guys?
Then again, are you more towards the female preference in your bisexuality?
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Personally i too thought the doctor costume for the guy wasn't well done. maybe if it was with like a lab coat... it might add some appeal...lol
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I blame gender dysphoria, mostly.
I'm also really picky and want still pictures with some artistic or aesthetically pleasing qualities, maybe it's just easier for me to find that of women. Maybe I am more to the female side in some ways. I've had sex with more men than women though. :|
Also... Manga and drawn porn can be aesthetically pleasing, and wont catch you up on the details and imperfections. give a better idea for an action, or feeling. Or involve some kinky, kinky shit. As I had stated before, my favorite images are those that capture moments. Moments I can relate to, bring back good memories or solidify my future desires. So I have way more hentai than real photos and such, anyway.
More than half the time I masturbate, my masculine self perception comes out. I have lots of hentai images of guys masturbating for just that. The rest of my pron of guys is..well, some of it is yaoi, some is femdom, some is just bondage and kink.
And that's my late night pron confession. Genderqueer-queer kashi is genderqueer. :P
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Yeah, I see what you mean about the artistic side. Artistic erotica is pretty much based entirely around women. It only seems to be the manga arena which delves into it a bit more.
I remember one of the big porn guys (Heff maybe?) commenting that the higher definition/quality of cameras and video had ruined the porn industry by bringing out every little imperfection to the forefront.
I can't think what my pron collection is based around... I find the female orgasm a big turn-on so there's a fair bit of that (found a great torrent of all the "Beautiful Agony" videos), but I've never been heavily turned on by lesbian pron. Other than that, I think I have a thing for girls on top but the rest is pretty much a wide variety from memory. Recently found a great one from VivThomas. I'll have to link it but I think it was a scene from "The Art of Sex".
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What happened in here when I was gone? D:
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Sexy happened
*cough*
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Found that scene from the art of sex.
WARNING FULL SEX VIDEO AT THIS LINK (http://www.youporn.com/watch/357666/incredibly-passionate-real-sex-scene/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=362048)
Heck I've seen better but that was a nice one I found not to long ago. I found the last scene in it a bit of a let down. I thought it was a beautifully wrapped up sex scene and then it went to one last part and just sort of ruined the mood with a body come shot (you'll see what I mean if you bother to watch it). I'll have to see if the DVD is available for download somewhere.
@Pozf: did sexy happen? I'm never sure *lol*
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Ok I've gone beyond nose bleed territory now.
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See...I found that to be really *yaawwnn*
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*shrug* I am into a fair variety of different ones but there's just so little of the sweeter ones that I guess they stand out for me *shrug*
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*shrug* I am into a fair variety of different ones but there's just so little of the sweeter ones that I guess they stand out for me *shrug*
Well, take into account I've never been turned on my any porn ever...
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If I had to guess at a limit for the thread, it's probably pictures of actual sex or stimulation of the bare genitalia.
I would have to concur, And I believe that was stated at one point.
Or if you want to post such things you'd at least have to place it behind a link. * As I think I did with a piece of hentai at one point >.> *
And as I did with the Rammstein video XD
Oh, and what about just bare genitalia without stimulation? Would that be allowed for public posting without link?
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ok how about policewomen?
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Oh, and what about just bare genitalia without stimulation? Would that be allowed for public posting without link?
I wouldn't, but that's just me.
I'm pretty sure there was a discussion about this sometime earlier in this thread? About how we wouldn't want to see that... but then again it might have been a conversation between me and one other person <.<
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http://www.jamesgunn.com/pg-porn
Some of these you may find...amusing.
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http://www.jamesgunn.com/pg-porn/
Some of these you may find...amusing.
In one of them, you may also find Nathan Fillion.
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http://www.jamesgunn.com/pg-porn/
Some of these you may find...amusing.
In one of them, you may also find Nathan Fillion.
Oh hey, you're right!
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You mean that link is not Rick?
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You mean that link is not Rick?
No, it's not.
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Thats a first you almost got me the last time.
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Thats a first you almost got me the last time.
Kshshsh.. Well, hey, almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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@ Akashayi: In that last photo you posted, the woman on the left looks like you.
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Thats a first you almost got me the last time.
Kshshsh.. Well, hey, almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
dont forget nukes and carpet bombings
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naked me found this and decided to put it up for shits and giggles
(http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2008/161/0/5/Amy_the_sexy_police_remake_by_nancher.jpg)
and now for soemthing more real:
(http://i.i.ua/prikol/pic/5/0/162705.jpg)
i might just like this one for the handcuffs. ::)
(http://halloweencostumes.costumestore.com/101285_01_Lg.jpg)
I know this one is all about the handcuffs. ;D
(http://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2007/06/handcuffs_leimert2007a.jpg)
for the girl that just likes a guy in uniform ;)
(http://www.pbase.com/jellybean_pics/image/114430136/original.jpg)
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When Sonic is proned you know there's no limits... Anyone else notice the position of one of his spines?
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_D_3jrcN2M6U/SY9a4TINyNI/AAAAAAAACwA/2GI45yy9cCg/Super%20Sexy%20Mario%20(done).jpg)
...I think I need a power-up
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That's his tail
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so he fucks backwards then? ???
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Tail, not penis >.>
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well i've seen the cartoon alot...>.> unless he's like crazy frog where it just get's edited out... lol
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re: cops, do not want :P
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well it was odd's idea.
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And there's absolutely nothing wrong with it :)
Just speaking to my own preference: I'm not really into people in uniform much less those who give me speeding tickets. I just can't understand the appeal. xP
Random factoid about LA cops, I've had a gun pulled on me once! Huzzah!
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a gun really! wow. O.O
well maybe this could help:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/627643/1012138.jpg)
or actually pirateness is always fun
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj287/gangstababie123/GGODanimesameperson.jpg)
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Pirate chick is awesome!
How about some geek/nerd stuff then?
(http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hottestgeektattoo.jpg)
(http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2009/06/jwking5-650x919.jpg)
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u23/picerchain/3_sexy_girl_glasses-1.jpg)
(http://www.geekytattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/healed_and_finished3.jpg)
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I fail to see how the middle two are nerdy/geeky.
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i think the inference was the glasses ::)
hehe this one was interesting:
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/238/510947-dark_hunter_super.png)
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Interested in cute girls with whips now, Smiles? :P
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/9faddd70ed937b00a4de625cd8048992.jpg)
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...thats it. I think we need Akashayi to just burn her entire collection to DVDs and mail them out to us :P
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::) lolz
actually the blonde reminded me of someone.
I like her cuz she has a bunny!
(http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/105741-bigthumbnail.jpg)
one more anime thing before i put up some ones I took of me last night:
(http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/1156/Anime_Babes_005.jpg)
and now some more piccies of me with my snuggie
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Here's a picture challenge to those of you that are into that (and everyone can join as it's not particular explicit)
Do your best "sexy finger put to lips" pose.
I don't know why, but I just find it so...cool. Like these:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/0d15080055c5e9acef9d5f87ef4a77a3.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/619b27b7db0788441cdef88594543c0b.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/c8270baf6f1727786b23013e5e1f99ed.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/ca768a26eca3f2a9d5806bb0dfffc67b.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/12ba2c2350cf6ebf1eb91a84a9237bac.jpg)
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(http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chasing-amy-samus-P.jpg)
Do I even need to say how fucking sexy this is?
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(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/c8270baf6f1727786b23013e5e1f99ed.jpg)
I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant white haaaaaair!
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I seriously knew a bloke back in high-school who had naturally pure white hair. And I mean white, not grey.
Naturally he had the nickname "Snowy" *lol*
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Thing is if I do a pose with my finger near my mouth all I want to do is my impression of Doctor Evil.
"I will hold the world to ransom for 1 million dollars!"
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Thing is if I do a pose with my finger near my mouth all I want to do is my impression of Doctor Evil.
"I will hold the world to ransom for 1 million dollars!"
Hey, that's cool too.
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Erm, I mean... one million billion trillion zillion heebedabagillion buzzillion... yen.
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Now if one of my posts get skimmed over or lost as the last post on a page, I would just ignore it, because hey it happens...
But for great geek justice I must bring it into the light!
(http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chasing-amy-samus-P.jpg)
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Found this image while searching for people with blue hair and I couldn't tell you why exactly but I find it incredibly sexy.
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/94%20Blue%20hair%20and%20Boobs.jpg)
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That is pretty cool...mainly because of the blue hair though.
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But not as cool as this next one right?
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/DSC_0277e.JPG)
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If that thing between your legs is what I think it is, then maybe.
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A bloody great big wooden mallet? ::) ;D
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A bloody great big wooden mallet? ::) ;D
You mean the hammer isn't your penis?
But yes, huge mallet for the win.
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But not as cool as this next one right?
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/DSC_0277e.JPG)
AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH MY EYES MY BEAUTIFUL EYES :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Oh my Charles, what a large mallet you have ;P
(no seriously, is that an Aussie thing? Everything bigger over there, even your hammers? Holy shit.)
Regarding everything else:
1. Suggestive fingers on the lips can be incredibly alluring. I'll be sure to shoot a few pictures of that when I can. I love hands and nibbling on fingers.
2. I really like blue hair! (and white hair) My characters that don't have black hair are always either dark blue or silver/white. Very attractive, yes.
3. The sexiest Samus is still the one in There Will Be Brawl. (Terribly biased because a friend is in that, but still. Sexy!)
I'll repost these:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/cake.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1ee2f767d84dbdf4e63689eb75ca2017.jpg)
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I just like that girl because she's hot. That pouty look is where it's at.
Charles's picture is okay too. Nice Hammer.
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I just like that girl because she's hot. That pouty look is where it's at.
Charles's picture is okay too. Nice Hammer.
Hey, where you been, RA?
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Found a few spare minutes to replicate another picture this morning. Unfortunately I only had a greed dressing gown but you get the picture. I was in a rush and didn't have time to fix my head (which is leaning to the wrong side) but what the heck.
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/DSC_0276e.JPG)
(P.S. don't bother trying to zoom in on that gap between my fingers.)
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You know, spread eagles are my least favorite pose, even with women.
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*shrug* I'm just replicating. Thats the part I'm having fun with. Except for maybe one picture, they've all been replicas of someone else's
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*shrug* I'm just replicating. Thats the part I'm having fun with. Except for maybe one picture, they've all been replicas of someone else's
Yeah, it's cool. I was just making a commentary. Seeing you do it is kinda funny, because of how much I hate that type of picture.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2451/4054489258_3afdd9d434_b.jpg)
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I can see why sticking a giant cylindrical object in your mouth and sucking is material for this thread ;P
Also, I got around to taking those random ass fingers on lips pictures
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/lips1.png)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/lips2.png)
I've shown you mine now show me your (sweet, sweet fingers).
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I'll have to give the finger sucking a try.
I was sort of practicing in the mirror yesterday and couldn't figure out how the heck to make it look sexy.
Then I figured that I probably needed to look up some real-life photos to compare with and out of the hundreds of babies sucking their fingers which showed up in the google image search results, these two were the best examples I could find.
(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/gruizza/gruizza0805/gruizza080500010/3096816.jpg)
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q281/onetalkingmonkey/SucksHerFinger.jpg)
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heh it looks kinda uncomfortable pozf
yay Charles! v nice. ;D like the copy one too. ;)
i suppose i could do a finger pose...
but going back to the costume theme:
how about Indians?
(http://dgivista.org/uploaded_images/sassy-730741.jpg)
(http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/legavenue/leg-avenue-indian-princess-costume.jpg)
(http://www.dunbarcostumes.co.uk/acatalog/53077.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31M3X3R5MNL._AA280_.jpg)
god trying to find sexy Indian men is not as easy as it sounds ::)
(http://whitewolve.com/native_americans/pag4_indian-man-with-wolves.jpg)
and pilgrims
(http://www.wondercostumes.com/images/products/FW5164350.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__P0RN9X6GcA/Ry50EOlU-SI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/X84596ovQzg/s320/BarbaraBates001A.jpg)
sexy rubber chicken... yeah
(http://miasmaticreview.mu.nu/mt-static/Thanksgiving%20man.jpg)
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Nice hookah, or whatever, Churba.
Nice pictures Akasha, very nice. Me likey.
Good offerings, charles, but the gods of finger sucking demand moar.
Sorry Smiles, not into the buckskins and buckles.
Hey, Buckskins and Buckles. That would make a nice pilgrim/Indian themed roleplaying game.
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Still waiting if Charles copies my ski pic ;D
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Hey, Buckskins and Buckles. That would make a nice pilgrim/Indian themed roleplaying game.
Hell yes. I roll to pillage your village!
Also, they're not really doing it for me, either ;P
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Still waiting if Charles copies my ski pic ;D
But I don't have Skis :(
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HAHA I love Manage3
(http://www.menagea3.net/comics/mat20091029.png)
I don't know why but I half equate Akashayi's attitude with that of Zii's (the girl imagining the 2nd image of her friend Gary).
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I'm sure you will come up with some thing Charles, couple of planks of wood etc
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You know what I hate? Guys that think they're entitled to every sexual activity from every woman they want.
Like a guy I heard saying about his gf is uncomfortable with him touching her in certain places, and he's like, "Should I tie her down and touch her there until she likes it?" Or guys that flip out when their gf doesn't want to give them anal, or doesn't want to (or can't) give them deepthroat, and they all act like it's the girl's fault that she's not a porn star.
Or guys that take the idea that bi/lesbian/asexual women just need to be raped until they are "corrected".
Freaking idiots. I'd like to suggest them to get kicked in the nuts until they like it.
::) >:(
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Nah, no need to kick them, it doesn't work anyway... let's just purge them... with fire... until they turn to ashes...
Did I mention I love flamethrowers? ;D
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wearing my tinkerbell costume which has a very short skirt
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I am currently not wearing my choirboy Halloween costume. ;) :P
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The other day I was wearing my Link costume because I couldn't think of anything better to dress as this year. :/
Now I'm just wearing regular stuff.
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my dressing gown and a pair of slippers
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I wonder...how much research is going on in the field of genuine anatomical alteration?
Think about it. If you discovered methods that were safe and reliable, that could change people's bodies...you'd be the richest person in the world, especially if you could get a way to make it available to most people. Stuff like genuine trans-sexual surgery (i.e. in the reproductive sense, not just genital surgery for aesthetics). Giving furries more animalistic body parts that aren't simply mutilation or decoration (i.e. Catman could now grow biological whiskers). Genuine penis and breast enlargements (or reductions, if they want that). Hair or eye color alterations. Not to mention the medical applications.
Is none of this actually feasible, that's why we don't hear too much about research into it?
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I agree that there is a huge market for it but in our lifetime the only morphology you'll experience is pretending to be a chick on the internet.
You would have an easier time transferring someones consciousness into a computer and giving them a fully cyborg body, one that they could choose to appear in any way they wanted.
The problem is that we a dealing with biological systems here, not machines. Biological systems are resistant to any change with and react unpredictably from anything from shock to death and tend to attack any foreign objects that are introduced. The reason it would be so hard to study is because surgery is so expensive, dangerous and the resources are limited. Try getting a heart transplant. Chances are, you'll spend the rest of your short life waiting for a donor to die that has your same blood type, while simultaneously being high enough on the waiting list to not be cock blocked by someone else. Because it is such a perilous position to be in, willing test subjects would be difficult to find, especially if you talking about changes that are basically for fun. There are a lot of other logistical problems, (i.e. your cells will attack any body part that doesn't have your D.N.A.. I want to further into them, but I have to go. We can discuss it more later. :D
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See I still say that body modification will be the main selling point of stem-cell research.
Sure you get people here and there who are dying and will pay for surgery involving stem-cells to save their lives, but I guarantee that it'll quickly move to natural breast and penis enlargement, together with hair-regrowth and other alterations which will become mainstream and make the industry billions of dollars.
The human race is indeed a vain one... And seriously... What guy doesn't want an 8 inch penis anyway? *LOL* (alright, probably guys with 9+ inch penis and guys who want to swap their penis for a vagina *shrug*
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I agree that there is a huge market for it but in our lifetime the only morphology you'll experience is pretending to be a chick on the internet.
That's what reincarnation is for. Though if they managed it even by the time I was 90, there's still a chance they can get in rejuvenation technology.
The human race is indeed a vain one... And seriously... What guy doesn't want an 8 inch penis anyway? *LOL* (alright, probably guys with 9+ inch penis and guys who want to swap their penis for a vagina *shrug*
I don't.
And it's not because I have a 9+ inch penis.
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I don't.
ok, well, sometimes I do. But I'd need to be able to switch between bodies at a relatively fluid pace.
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@Akashayi: *meh* they'll probably just bring out the option of growing your clit to the size of a penis *PMSL*
In the meantime, there's strap-ons :'(
OH! forgot to mention that my brother-in-law is up here re-doing our lights and electricity in the house. Now my wife has been home most days but she did go to work on Tuesday. I got back Tuesday from work and he'd hardly done anything (not holding that against him, it's all free work after all). However, when I got on the computer to go to flipside, I hit the dropdown box for the web address and there's nothing there... Sure enough my internet history has been deleted along with all my temporary internet files... Gee I wonder what he was looking up that he didn't want anyone to know about *PMSL*
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@Akashayi: *meh* they'll probably just bring out the option of growing your clit to the size of a penis *PMSL*
I know a sex ninja that can help you with that.
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sex ninja
In and out with a completed objective before you ever know they were there?
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sex ninja
In and out with a completed objective before you ever know they were there?
Actually, these are more like "Naruto" ninjas. Meaning they just practice martial arts and magic and stuff, and occasionally kill things so they can be legitimately called assassins (and thus ninjas).
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sex ninja
In and out with a completed objective before you ever know they were there?
Seems like a failed mission, to me.
Also, that's hilarious Charles. (If you're running windows,) I'd make sure he used protection. In case of those pron transmitted diseases. :P
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Well, I asked my best friend if she wanted to become more than friends.
She said no.
I'm not sure how I feel about that, at this point.
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Never mind, I forgot that all my emotions are on "delayed reaction".
I feel sad, I feel angry, I feel frustrated, and I feel like I'm going to cry.
:(
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Sorry to hear that CDSM. I guess on the plus side, at least you don't have to keep guessing, i.e. you know where you stand, which can sometimes help a friendship to be more comfortable rather than leave you wondering if you should be reading deeper into this or that as a sign of desire for a relationship.
Seriously though, The girl's crazy not to give it a shot with you mate.
EDIT: Then you feel about the way you should feel mate. Group hug?
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Seriously though, The girl's crazy not to give it a shot with you mate.
Testify, brother.
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Seriously though, The girl's crazy not to give it a shot with you mate.
Testify, brother.
Flipsiders, represent. ;P
I'd give you a hug CDSM. But I'm also down for a group hug, clothing optional?
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/queue.jpg) (http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=405)
Now, I know this doesn't help the pain. Only time can really do that, but at least you know you lived honestly and went for it anyway.
Ah, hell. *real hug*
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AMEN TO THAT! CDSM TOOK THE CHANCE!
That takes balls mate! Forget the regrets of what could have been and all that crap, you just grabbed life by the short and curlies and told it to give you the answer one way or the other. It's not the answer you would have liked but at least you have an answer instead of wonder.
Many people out there don't take those chances and end up missing out on many others because the hold on to some hope and wonder about something about which they never bothered to grow the testes and actually chase up.
DUDE...
(http://www.xtremesled.com/newtemplate/catalog/images/balls%20of%20steel%20hood%20sized%20copy.jpg)
*RIPS HIS CLOTHES OFF* GIVE US A NAKED GROUP HUG LIKE A MAN!
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Sorry to hear that CDSM. I guess on the plus side, at least you don't have to keep guessing, i.e. you know where you stand,
Haha, no funny thing is I don't, she gave me that whole "for the time being no" and "I'm not sure I'm ready for a relationship yet" bullshit. Even I told her, "If the answer isn't yes just say no so I don't have to go on hoping on a maybe some day". So I have a negative answer and no resolution.
which can sometimes help a friendship to be more comfortable rather than leave you wondering if you should be reading deeper into this or that as a sign of desire for a relationship.
Seriously though, The girl's crazy not to give it a shot with you mate.
EDIT: Then you feel about the way you should feel mate. Group hug?
She's got too many emotional issues, so it's not her fault. I'm sure I even wanted to be with her...but she's the only person I'm emotionally close to enough to feel that way about. I literally have no other options.
Well, there's one, but I'm not manly enough to demand she break up with her current boyfriend and date me, and I'm not skilled evil enough to kill her boyfriend and everyone else she knows in order to manipulate her into emotional dependency on me.
But yeah, thanks guys. I will, however, be leaving my clothes on. And not joining the hug. What can I say, I like to watch?
I'll be getting over this pretty quickly. It's just...frustrating to have pent up feeling I can't act on.
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*sulks* Fine then a show
*GLOMPS AKASHAYI AND CHURBA INTO A SMALL BUT EPIC, NAKED GROUP HUG FOR CDSM's ENTERTAINMENT*
hmmm, not that I know the exact circumstances of her situation but I'd venture to say you should consider yourself to have an answer. Don't let yourself be some fallback plan or some on hold crap. She knows how you feel so there's nothing more you need to do. You're free to evaluate any and every other opportunity for a relationship without worrying that you need to chase up on that possibility first.
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Been there done that, it sucks I know, but in the long run it's better she declined. Because right now it's awkward * I assume* but if she said yes and something went south, you just lost your best friend and girlfriend and you won't have anybody close to turn to.
You'd have to resort to turning to us again *cough*
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*GLOMPS AKASHAYI AND CHURBA INTO A SMALL BUT EPIC, NAKED GROUP HUG FOR CDSM's ENTERTAINMENT*
OH GODDAMNIT GET YOUR TESTICLES OUT OF MY POCKET.
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*GLOMPS AKASHAYI AND CHURBA INTO A SMALL BUT EPIC, NAKED GROUP HUG FOR CDSM's ENTERTAINMENT*
Careful there hon, you know I bite.
Just gotta drag Pozf in too... and, I'll pull out the extra jello. >.>
OH GODDAMNIT GET YOUR TESTICLES OUT OF MY POCKET.
What the hell are you doing with his balls in your pocket, anyway? Brings new meaning to the term pickpocket.
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Just gotta drag Pozf in too... and, I'll pull out the extra jello. >.>
Don't. Even. Think About It. I have very pointy elbows and knees don't make me flail them.
What the hell are you doing with his balls in your pocket, anyway? Brings new meaning to the term pickpocket.
My question is more How did they get in his pocket...
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My question is more How did they get in his pocket...
Suffice it to say, it was a very enthusiastic embrace.
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Been there done that, it sucks I know, but in the long run it's better she declined. Because right now it's awkward * I assume* but if she said yes and something went south, you just lost your best friend and girlfriend and you won't have anybody close to turn to.
You'd have to resort to turning to us again *cough*
Funny, because it's not awkward at all. She's understanding like that. I could walk up to her and say, "I want to have sex with you" and she wouldn't get weirded out by it.
So yeah...part of the hurt is doubting I can reach that level of comfort with another human being that I can just state my feelings and not have them care. On the good side, this girl and one another, the only two I've genuinely "loved" in my life are both the two understanding enough not to end friendship with me over a confession of romantic interest...and yet they are both the ones I am going to have to be reminded of every day, the one's I can't just forget about.
So yeah. Frustrations.
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Bollocks see all the fun I miss while at work? :-\ naked Flipside group hug TM verdammt >:(
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Funny, because it's not awkward at all. She's understanding like that. I could walk up to her and say, "I want to have sex with you" and she wouldn't get weirded out by it.
Damn, I'm envious of that...
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I don't get weirded out by it >.>
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I don't get weirded out by it >.>
But she *would* if it were anyone but me.
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Not saying that such a thing would lead to sex, I'm pretty picky as it happens. >.>
But no, I see what you mean. I don't know.. I used to think my last ex was the only person I could ever live with and be comfortable with. ... hell, I haven't had the opportunity to see if that's true yet or not, but the doubt went away. Mathematically, it's kind of silly to think that only one person will ever ping back.
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Mathematically, it's kind of silly to think that only one person will ever ping back.
Oddly enough, there's a song about that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaid72fqzNE&feature=related)
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Holy shit.
Best song ever. XD
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That's sucks that she wouldn't go for it, Crystal Dragon. :(
I'll be your friend C.D.S.M. I would be your girlfriend too, but I'm not really qualified, what with the penis and all... :'(
I just hate hearing about my friends getting rejected. What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously. Crystal Dragon is a cool guy and... well... it just kinda pisses me off. >:(
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Oddly enough, there's a song about that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaid72fqzNE&feature=related)
That was just plain awesome
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Now something that would make a lot of money in the meantime while waiting for body morphing stem cells would be a strap on with artificial nerves that can be connected to the wearer's corresponding parts :P
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Not saying that such a thing would lead to sex, I'm pretty picky as it happens. >.>
But no, I see what you mean. I don't know.. I used to think my last ex was the only person I could ever live with and be comfortable with. ... hell, I haven't had the opportunity to see if that's true yet or not, but the doubt went away. Mathematically, it's kind of silly to think that only one person will ever ping back.
But this in your mathematically and smoke it:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/venndiagram.png)
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How do you have people you'd like enough to date outside of people you'd like?
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Mathematically, it's kind of silly to think that only one person will ever ping back.
Oddly enough, there's a song about that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaid72fqzNE&feature=related)
EPIC SONG! Damn thats just brilliant! Why do some of the best songs come from comedians?
@CDSM: Of course it's zero. You've got a lot of circles in that equation above and that only makes zero... Particularly if there's a multiplication somewhere in there. ::) :P
I guess one important thing to try and keep in mind is that the purpose of dating is finding out if you can come to love a person or not. If you're waiting for someone you simply know to become someone you love or semi-love before dating them then it really is quite restrictive. Hey sure it happens (the old saying that the best relationships come from friendships I guess) but really you're far less restricted if you put your picks for dates down to people you like and chase them. The old thing where you meed someone a few times but you somehow connect (which usually means you can just talk) and from that you just arrange to catch up again for dinner or something either alone or with some others and it goes from there.
*meh* different people have their different ways and there's nothing really wrong with just about any of them ultimately. Some date many (trying as many possibilities as they can) some date few (measuring carefully from a distance before they commit to trying). But, no-matter what the case you'll meet many new people over your life who will all present as possibilities and if you want to speed up the process then it's simply a matter of making moves to meet more people in order to broaden your exposure.
My sister-in-law didn't meet her man 'till she was 30 and now she's 33, happily married with their first child and own home. Over her years she only had two other relationships before meeting her life partner. Provided you have even a mild interest in finding someone to love, chances are pretty good that you'll find someone to love you in time.
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well to get back to the sexy
i figured i could cover the two birds with one stone sorta thing.
pirate me with the finger pose:
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Halloween%2009/Halloween2009006.jpg)
and i just think i look really really good in this pose:
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Halloween2009008a.jpg)
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@CDSM: THARS YER PIRATE LASS! ;D
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and since i wanted to try a pic with nothing but my hat here goes:
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/oopsIforget/Nsmiles055.jpg)
a bit of a copy pose:
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/oopsIforget/Nsmiles054.jpg)
and lastly:
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/oopsIforget/Nsmiles052.jpg)
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How do you have people you'd like enough to date outside of people you'd like?
N**** hush.
I guess one important thing to try and keep in mind is that the purpose of dating is finding out if you can come to love a person or not.
I generally know within seconds of meeting a person whether I want to associate with them at all, period. From that point it's just a matter of who gives me a chance.
If you're waiting for someone you simply know to become someone you love or semi-love before dating them then it really is quite restrictive.
But it's the only way I can do it. I literally cannot become interested in someone until I know them a fair bit. I can't fathom wasting resources on someone, who to me is not actually a "person" per se, just to see if I could like them.
So yeah. That's why I try not to complain to much, because I'm a chooser, not a beggar.
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*brain explodes*
WOOHOO Smiles! I think you're ahead of me and Akashayi now.
...Actually the whole added pirate theme puts you leaps and bounds ahead. :-*
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lol really? i was gonna do the panty with sword shot too but i couldn't get it to come out right so i deleted it.
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@Smiles: OH! to match the photo me and Akashayi did for that anime shot? Good stuff.
Heck just post your best attempt anyway (with appropriate editing to insert smurfs and other body covering images ;))
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i'll do it some other tiem. i want to be wearing a skirt when i do it. ;)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/500x_comequiet.jpg)
Ehehehe... Man I have a dirty mind, as I only thought of one thing when I saw this screenshot.
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Ehehehe... Man I have a dirty mind, as I only thought of one thing when I saw this screenshot.
See, I don't associate "coming" with "quiet".
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Ehehehe... Man I have a dirty mind, as I only thought of one thing when I saw this screenshot.
See, I don't associate "coming" with "quiet".
Yeah, for most guys the only way is loud and proud. ;D
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so like a battle cry?
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I must admit, I'm quite quiet when I cum, as unmanly as not shouting out something like "EXCELSIOR" is.
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Either Battle or Victory cry :P
(http://i43.tinypic.com/jgskyx.gif)
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You gotta do it like in hentai.
"I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!"
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I'M COMING! I'M COMING! I'M COMING!
(http://anime-cartoon-comix.com/wp-content/uploads/anime-hentai-big-tits-babe-fucked-hard/anime-babes-great-knockers4.jpg)
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really Charles? ;D
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I'M COMING! I'M COMING! I'M COMING!
That was awfully fast.
...I'm really quiet in bed, too. Really just undergo a change in breathing... Never understood screamers (or really been with one).
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*meh* If I make noise it's usually for fun more than any need. But I do have a friend who's marrying a major screamer... And she's Japanese *lol*
Every time I stay over after poker I wake up on the couch and can hear her groaning and moaning loudly.
Although that moaning lasts for a good 90 minutes :'(
Damn guy's an olympian
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My attention span isn't even that long.
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Damn guy's an olympian
Err....is he?
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Heh, not too long ago there was a screamer in the apartment building behind my friend. We stayed in the parking lot just listening for a while. Poor guy was not an olympian though, the girl kept getting started and....stopping. She sounded rather disappointed ;P
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Well I usually hear pauses between this couple... Heck maybe he goes down on her for an hour to begin with *lol* or he keeps switching to oral sex every time he's too close *shrug*
I've lasted that long a few times myself with the Mrs and it's usually about changing positions, etc. You can do some other things to slow down the position change like making out for a little or using some manual stimulation and massage, etc. The main mistake guys make is to wait until they can feel their orgasm beginning to approach before trying to change position. The problem is that by that stage you're body is way to worked up and it takes much longer that a position change for it to do some reasonable cooling down. Change early and the good thing is that once you've been going for around 10 minutes you actually have to work to get to your orgasm rather than it coming unwillingly.
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*meh* If I make noise it's usually for fun more than any need. But I do have a friend who's marrying a major screamer... And she's Japanese *lol*
Every time I stay over after poker I wake up on the couch and can hear her groaning and moaning loudly.
Although that moaning lasts for a good 90 minutes :'(
Damn guy's an olympian
Or maybe he has my problem. :(
I don't talk about about it much becuase I am ashamed, but I actually have the opposet problem to most men. It's called Anorgasmia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorgasmia
It's basically the inability to come. I can hammer away for a half hour if I want to, but I cannot come unless I masturbate my self (and in doing so usually come in a reasonable amount of time.) or let a partner give me a handjob for like 10 or 15 minutes. I know a lot of men would envy this and I know that when I am off my antidepressants coming is a lot easier, but I feel like if I ever have to explain this to a partner I will be very very sad. :(
On the plus side, it's just one more way I can further empathise with most women. :P
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Aww, I'm sorry to hear that Ronin... :/ It's true that most women have the same problem, but on the bright side, no one could ever snap at you for coming too fast?
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Or maybe he has my problem. :(
I don't talk about about it much becuase I am ashamed, but I actually have the opposet problem to most men. It's called Anorgasmia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorgasmia
It's basically the inability to come. I can hammer away for a half hour if I want to, but I cannot come unless I masturbate my self (and in doing so usually come in a reasonable amount of time.) or let a partner give me a handjob for like 10 or 15 minutes. I know a lot of men would envy this and I know that when I am off my antidepressants coming is a lot easier, but I feel like if I ever have to explain this to a partner I will be very very sad. :(
On the plus side, it's just one more way I can further empathise with most women. :P
I'm really sorry to hear that Ronin...although I suppose it might have some benefit to it, it doesn't sound like much fun.
On a side note, I have a friend who's back up and ready to go immediately after coming. (cumming?) He can go like 10 or 15 times apparently. There's probably a name for that too...but anyway he pays dearly for his "mutant power" (his words), because he is "hung like a Japanese seahorse" (his words again).
I mainly posted that to tell you all the phrase he uses to describe his penis size. I think it's pretty funny.
I used to be quiet but now I enjoy a little friendly banter and smack-talking if the kids are not around. It's pretty great. Wifey's not quiet at all these days, sometimes even when the kids are around! :o
90 minutes!?!? I don't know if I'd even want to do that...I'm sure the wife'd be pretty happy though. I'll have to make sure she never meets Charles' wife.
Congrats CDSM, on honesty, and on having a couple of awesome friends, by the sounds...also on good use of Venn diagrams.
Didn't churba post that song before? Yeah, I'm sure he did...but yeah, best song ever pretty much describes it.
I also wouldn't want an 8+ inch penis. It wouldn't be mine, and anyway.......yeah, I dunno, I just wouldn't.
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I'm kind of surprised, and mildly disappointed, that no one called me out on that "I don't want an 8 inch penis, and not because I have a 9+ one" with a "oh, so you must want a vagina"
It's the only reason I set that up, and no one took the bait. :(
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That's because it was too big for them to take. :P
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"oh, so you must want a vagina"
No, not anymore. I'm good with my penis now.
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I must admit, I'm quite quiet when I cum, as unmanly as not shouting out something like "EXCELSIOR" is.
Returning to a previous point, I think I'm going to have to do this now. Just once. XD
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Smiles... Jargh!!!! :-*
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I must admit, I'm quite quiet when I cum, as unmanly as not shouting out something like "EXCELSIOR" is.
Returning to a previous point, I think I'm going to have to do this now. Just once. XD
That would be absolutely epic! Are you going to warn the person first, or just have a really comical orgasm? ...well I guess it would be comical either way, but the look of bafflement on their face would be even funnier, at least for you, being in on the joke.
And agreed w/ Selan, yargh indeed Smiles!!! Or maybe "Excelsiorgh!".
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XD
It'd kind of ruin the fun to warn the receiving party beforehand.
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...well I guess it would be comical either way, but the look of bafflement on their face would be even funnier, at least for you, being in on the joke.
I know if that ever happened to me I would probably just burst out laughing.
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...well I guess it would be comical either way, but the look of bafflement on their face would be even funnier, at least for you, being in on the joke.
I know if that ever happened to me I would probably just burst out laughing.
Same. And you know, the caliber of people I'd like to sleep with is such that I'd doubt they'd be baffled.
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If a girl I screwed shouted "Excelsior" upon orgasm...I'd probably feel bad for not thinking of it myself.
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OPERATION: WONDERLAND
MISSION BRIEFING
I have received some intriguing (and rather inspiring) information today from my Jewish Spy Network. It seems that a girl, who will from here on be referred to as ALICE (A Lass I Consider Exceptional), is very close to an official breakup from her current love interest. I had heard whispers here and there that their relationship was on the rocks, but had previously thought nothing of it, but the recent confirmation that they are currently in a state of "hiatus" in their relationship, the nature of which is supposed to be determined by the time of winter break, has left me with an interesting opportunity to step in and pursue a relationship with this girl, who, according to all signs, portents, and evidence, will almost certainly be on the market by the end of the semester (she technically is now, there's just a matter of filing the official "paperwork" and all that, which is to say, I have heard that her Facebook status is at "It's Complicated" and not "Single".)
Nevertheless, this is the break I have been looking for: a girl that can inspire me to step up to the plate, kick it up a notch, and take a level in badass. I have decided that she is definitely a girl worth trying for, in a Serious Business sort of way, which is why I'm going through all this trouble to present the situation to you and get advice, because I want to do this right. Fortunately, since she is one of the few girls that have caught my eye without being an intimate friend first, I really have nothing to lose if the plan goes awry.
Flip Squadron: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give me advice on what the hell I should do (since I obviously have no clue).
MOTIVATIONS
1. She is pretty.
2. She is stacked. (Which doesn't actually matter, but whatever).
3. She is of acceptable intelligence.
4. She has a good sense of humor.
5. She is fun-loving.
6. She likes things like anime and video games.
7. Judging from her 'current' boyfriend and relationship situation, it's possible she doesn't have too high of standards, or at least is the type of person to look for those 'deeper' qualities. I am at least confident in my ability to be a better boyfriend than the 'current' demi-douchebag she is 'with' (who isn't even the confident jerk, but rather a nice guy jerk).
CONCERNS
1. The apparent reason for her current boyfriend breaking up with her is because he "needs space", and feels that she is smothering him, which is possibly indicative of clinginess.
Counterpoint: I have a high tolerance for that sort of thing. Also, I think he's on crack and exaggerating the issue if that's really the case.
2. Her family is in Wisconsin, and there is a possibility she will move back there eventually.
Counterpoint: That won't happen for awhile, and by then I should be in a position where a distance relationship will be manageable, or in a position to move elsewhere myself.
3. She strikes me as a very enthusiastic person. While I like this type or person as they are my opposite, it brings the worry that I won't be able to "keep up" so to speak.
Counterpoint: Her 'current' boyfriend is, in her own words, a "wussy-puss" so this may not be an issue.
4. I am concerned over my first impression on her. I'm pretty sure she thinks I am a cool guy, but hitherto I have been rather quiet and withdrawn, as I tend to be because I have little to say.
Counterpoint: It's still early enough to make myself more sociable and colorful.
5. I am a complete n00b at relationships. Everything I've managed up til now has been on luck and accident. So I still have no clue how to ask a girl out, or what to do on a date, or anything. Naturally, I am really insecure about this. This is my really serious problem, because I don't want to end up failing due to my sheer n00bness on not knowing how to…anything when it comes to relationships, and my nervousness against any form of physical or emotional intimacy.
Counterpoint: My Motivation Committee™ (which consists of Courage Wolf, Kamina, and an Imperial Commissar) says I can't let these things get in the way of me piercing her heaven with my drill.
6. Various Unknown Unknowns.
Counterpoint: These always exist, and I'll cross those bridges when I come to them.
INTELLIGENCE
Objective: ALICE.
Known Information[/b]:
Sex: Female
Age: 21+ (I believe her to be 1-2 years older than me)
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: I think grey-blue. It's somewhere on that whole grey-blue-green spectrum. I haven't gotten the chance to stare deeply into her eyes as of yet.
Likes: Kingdom Hearts, Left for Dead, Merry's Irish Cream Liqueur
Dislikes: Super Dorky Otakus (which thankfully I am not)
This is the best picture we could get of the objective (mainly because we aren't friends with her on Facebook and can't creep her profile for photos).
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/objective.jpg)
SITUATION
ALICE is recently broken up with her boyfriend. It is not fully official at this point, but it is unlikely they will get back together and he is only holding off on the official decision because he's worried about screwing her over (as she had unfortunately gone as far to move here for him…an admitted mistake on her part, but that just gives me the chance to be the awesome guy to support her in her time of need).
Current Position: I am currently a friendly acquaintance of hers. It is my immediate objective to become closer to her, but without cementing myself into the friend-zone initially, nor waiting too long in order to make further advances.
Enemy forces: Unknown rival suitors.
Friendly forces: None confirmed. Possible allies include a Jew and a bisexual Asian, who, although friendly, may or may not be willing to aid in this particular enterprise.
ASSETS
None whatsoever. Unit has no field experience whatsoever, and hasn't even had the most rudimentary of training for these situations. Unit's arsenal is completely empty. It would be a complete miracle if they succeeded in this endeavor, even with your assistance.
Correction: Unit actually does have experience when it comes to emotional support and providing things along that angle. It's the "romance" and "dating etiquette" and "kissing" that the unit has no training for.
EXECUTION
Here we reach a…gray…area.
My current plan…is non-existent, which is where Flip Squadron comes in. I need you guys to help me make a plan.
OTHER CONCERNS
I want to seem interested, but I don't want to come across as being a total n00b that has never had a relationship, i.e. making myself too easy, like the guy that's never had a girl and acts all "omg, I can't believe I'm with a girl". I want to avoide coming across like that. I'd rather look like the guy that never had a relationship because he just never got to it, but is still cool and totally secure about it.
To those who accept this mission, you have the undying gratitude of Queen and Country. Godspeed, comrades.
Sincerely,
The ever-loving, blue-eyed
Crystal Dragon Space Marine
[[P.S. This post will self-destruct.]]
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*Chuckles*
CDSM, just ask her to go for a damn cup of coffee with you already. How? It's simple.
"Hey Alice, you wanna go get a cup of coffee/tea/chocolate with me after school/work/gym/whatever today?"
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4. I am concerned over my first impression on her. I'm pretty sure she thinks I am a cool guy, but hitherto I have been rather quiet and withdrawn, as I tend to be because I have little to say.
Counterpoint: It's still early enough to make myself more sociable and colorful.
1 First impressions get lost after the first few meetings, don't dwell on it and roll with the punches.
2 Don't overdo the sociable thing, giving her the impression that you're way more sociable than you actually are could lead to problems down the road.
Likes: Kingdom Hearts, Left for Dead, Merry's Irish Cream Liqueur
Great, while the other two things you put under like are kind of hard to be subtle about, having a sequel to a game she likes coming out in the next week or two should work as be conversation starter/saver, without being an awkward thing.
5. I am a complete n00b at relationships. Everything I've managed up til now has been on luck and accident. So I still have no clue how to ask a girl out, or what to do on a date, or anything. Naturally, I am really insecure about this. This is my really serious problem, because I don't want to end up failing due to my sheer n00bness on not knowing how to…anything when it comes to relationships, and my nervousness against any form of physical or emotional intimacy.
Counterpoint: My Motivation Committee™ (which consists of Courage Wolf, Kamina, and an Imperial Commissar) says I can't let these things get in the way of me piercing her heaven with my drill.
I too am really inexperienced in this field, BUT one thing I do know is inexperienced isn't bad, chances are she'll understand. Desperate can be *and usually is* bad. There's a fine line, try not to cross it [/obvious]
Current Position: I am currently a friendly acquaintance of hers. It is my immediate objective to become closer to her, but without cementing myself into the friend-zone initially, nor waiting too long in order to make further advances.
Infiltrate the friend-zone first and foremost! As deep as possible, and don't be pushy about it
Correction: Unit actually does have experience when it comes to emotional support and providing things along that angle. It's the "romance" and "dating etiquette" and "kissing" that the unit has no training for.
I know what this feels like, I've only had one girlfriend, all that stuff just came kind of naturally. And the stuff that didn't? she just kind of mentioned it to me.
Granted it was a social experiment from my view but that's besides the point.
Also what's up with those spaces?
Sorry that's all I got right now, the other people will have much better advice. *hopefully*
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*Chuckles*
CDSM, just ask her to go for a damn cup of coffee with you already. How? It's simple.
"Hey Alice, you wanna go get a cup of coffee/tea/chocolate with me after school/work/gym/whatever today?"
Shush you, there is strategy and technique involved in this sort of thing!!
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Various freaky stuff...
Various freaky feedback on freaky stuff presented by CDSM...
Oh my lord you two are freaks...
also, I love Razzly being all like, "hey now, shut up! it's wicked easy to date people!" after all the ranting about never ever having a relationship and no hope for any in the foreseeable future either. (in this very thread by the way)
(These comments are written with the L-O-V-E, btw!)
Gotta love the Left for Dead thing though. But as for conversation, that's only good for like 2 seconds tops, unless she's going to drive the convo. You want her to drive anyway, since as you say, you have little to say. Stay in your game, whatever that may be. If it's meant to be, it'll happen. Don't think too much, except about what's going on in the moment. You'll be cuter that way.
Don't fucking penetrate the friend zone!! Penetrate nothing. Like I say, if it's meant to be it'll happen (another less esoteric way to say that is that if it's a suitable pairing, you'll find a natural resonance between you). You can make it clear you're interested just by smiles and/or flirting, but you have to read her signals. If she's in a shitty mood on a certain day, or just not feeling extroverted or receptive to "new" people, you don't want to be *trying* to *accomplish* anything (asterisks for emphasis). There's nothing to accomplish!
If you get her it'll be because she likes you and you like her. Your only job is to be available in case she happens to be looking, and beyond that maybe to send your own signals to make it as clear as possible that you're interested. If you're hot for her, just enjoy that feeling and it will show on your face and in your voice and in the enormous bulge in the front of your pants. If you start to think too much, catch yourself and get yourself back in the moment.
If y'all are more suitable to be friends right now, that's what'll happen. If you don't actually really like each other that much, that'll happen too. If you want a shallow vacuous and strained relationship, then try to force something to happen when it's not really happening on the deeper emotional/physical/subconscious/and or intellectual levels.
edit: if you want to fuck up something that actually is there, then think too much and don't pay attention to what's happening in the actual world.
and lastly, if and when you fuck up, forgive yourself unequivocally and as quickly as you can manage. Instantly if possible.
edit2: Above would be my game plan...but I would trust myself to know the right moment to turn on the love-speak. I don't do much with conversation before that point, since I'm not good at it. Unless of course a topic comes up that I'm interested in, and then I'm good for a few minutes before I trail off again. I use my eyes and smile and stuff more, and I sort of have to rely on them coming to me. Maybe you're more of a talker than I am, lots of guys (even nerdy guys) are, and get a lot done that way. Whatever's fun for you!
oh and if you actually like her and things go well you'll probably be nervous as hell at key junctures, so try to get used to that as an acceptable (maybe even desirable?) state of being (it's a natural high!), and perhaps practice slow, relaxed breathing. ;D Oh and I always talk about those feelings. "Holy shit I'm nervous right now!!" it's always helped me a lot, it's actually totally necessary for me to maintain any semblance of remotely keeping it together.
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also, I love Razzly being all like, "hey now, shut up! it's wicked easy to date people!" after all the ranting about never ever having a relationship and no hope for any in the foreseeable future either. (in this very thread by the way)
(These comments are written with the L-O-V-E, btw!)
..But, that's because I'm a pathetic emotionally unstable ragebag with no social skills, but CDSM is a handsome and intelligent young man who hasn't been dating because he's too good for most nerd-chicks out there.
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*nods thoughtfully* good point...
I love that we're getting to see the emotionally unstable ragebag side of you these days...is this the real Razzly?
I would add intelligent, interesting, and talented to your list somewhere between "pathetic" and "ragebag" btw, but *shrug*
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*nods thoughtfully* good point...
I love that we're getting to see the emotionally unstable ragebag side of you these days...is this the real Razzly?
You "love it"? What the hell is wrong with you? :P
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also, I love Razzly being all like, "hey now, shut up! it's wicked easy to date people!" after all the ranting about never ever having a relationship and no hope for any in the foreseeable future either. (in this very thread by the way)
(These comments are written with the L-O-V-E, btw!)
..But, that's because I'm a pathetic emotionally unstable ragebag with no social skills, but CDSM is a handsome and intelligent young man who hasn't been dating because he's too good for most nerd-chicks out there.
Raz, one of my ex'es shot me, and I've got a scar on my hip from where another got me in a fight from the stupid shit she was telling people. You'd have to be twice as crazy to be one of the Saner women I've dated.
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..but CDSM is a handsome and intelligent young man who hasn't been dating because he's too good for most nerd-chicks out there.
Razzly I know a dozen people here that could say the same about you, well with different pronouns but still.
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CDSM for some reason while reading that mission briefing I started to humm the theme tune from the Dirty Dozen then moved onto A Bridge Too Far.
The objective here is to lay a carpet of Airborne troops...........Oh sorry thats the briefing for XXXth corps ok send out a Recon Squad to gain further intel on the target and find out when the break up is due to happen when it does you will out flank the objective from the rear and slowly infiltrate the area and ease your self into the vacant postion this might take some time but take your time since by the sounds of it you have unlimited time for the mission. and all this from the Flipside Regime Chief Engineer lol I have a better relationship with engines than I do with people.
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CDSM for some reason while reading that mission briefing I started to humm the theme tune from the Dirty Dozen then moved onto A Bridge Too Far.
Hogan's Heros, here.
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I'm kind of surprised, and mildly disappointed, that no one called me out on that "I don't want an 8 inch penis, and not because I have a 9+ one" with a "oh, so you must want a vagina"
It's the only reason I set that up, and no one took the bait. :(
Mildly. But I am not willing to actually do anything to get one... I'll settel for having someone else's vagina.
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I'm kind of surprised, and mildly disappointed, that no one called me out on that "I don't want an 8 inch penis, and not because I have a 9+ one" with a "oh, so you must want a vagina"
It's the only reason I set that up, and no one took the bait. :(
Mildly. But I am not willing to actually do anything to get one... I'll settel for having someone else's vagina.
Particularly if it's still attached to them at the time.
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In most cases I think that would be preferable Churba
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still, it needed clarifying. You never know these days...detached vaginas, attached vaginas. Dismemberment is very "in" with the younger crowd right now. If they're not hacking something off, they're having something bionically attached or implanted. It's terrible.
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Gotta love the Left for Dead thing though. But as for conversation, that's only good for like 2 seconds tops, unless she's going to drive the convo. You want her to drive anyway, since as you say, you have little to say. Stay in your game, whatever that may be. If it's meant to be, it'll happen. Don't think too much, except about what's going on in the moment. You'll be cuter that way.
If you can't get a gamer to have a discussion about one of their favorite games the person probably doesn't want to talk to you. So If she is a gamer like CDSM says she is, she'll have no problem talking about one of her favorite games.
Don't fucking penetrate the friend zone!! Penetrate nothing. Like I say, if it's meant to be it'll happen (another less esoteric way to say that is that if it's a suitable pairing, you'll find a natural resonance between you). You can make it clear you're interested just by smiles and/or flirting, but you have to read her signals. If she's in a shitty mood on a certain day, or just not feeling extroverted or receptive to "new" people, you don't want to be *trying* to *accomplish* anything (asterisks for emphasis). There's nothing to accomplish!
I'm not saying he needs to be inner circle kind of thing, but being a friend before hand, whether it be she's more comfortable being around him, or he knows what she likes better, or he knows stuff she Doesn't like but she doesn't exactly tell acquaintances, will help in the long run no matter what happens. Also there are a ton of people out there who won't date acquaintances.
also that accomplish thing you wrote, that's what the "just don't be pushy" was about in my previous post.
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I'm wearing the same clothes i wore last night. ;D
CDSM> go for the gold ^_^
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*Chuckles*
CDSM, just ask her to go for a damn cup of coffee with you already. How? It's simple.
"Hey Alice, you wanna go get a cup of coffee/tea/chocolate with me after school/work/gym/whatever today?"
*Mrrkgrkka grazzzt krvtivaxxsxq*
*regains composure*
Too easy!
1 First impressions get lost after the first few meetings, don't dwell on it and roll with the punches.
2 Don't overdo the sociable thing, giving her the impression that you're way more sociable than you actually are could lead to problems down the road.
But! I don't want to be the wallflower, either. And I'm aspiring to become more sociable, so it's not like I'm "being someone I'm not" as such.
I too am really inexperienced in this field, BUT one thing I do know is inexperienced isn't bad, chances are she'll understand. Desperate can be *and usually is* bad. There's a fine line, try not to cross it [/obvious]
Yeah, I absolutely don't want to seem desperate.
Infiltrate the friend-zone first and foremost! As deep as possible, and don't be pushy about it
But I don't want to hit the ceiling if that becomes the case. Even if I'm just a friend, I want to present myself as someone who could possibly become something more.
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Also what's up with those spaces?
It's called forum formats fail at indentation.
Sorry that's all I got right now, the other people will have much better advice. *hopefully*
Admirable job, rookie. You will be kept updated on new information to be analyzed and shall receive a recommendation for a promotion to full agent.
Shush you, there is strategy and technique involved in this sort of thing!!
Quite right! I mean, I know you guys are gonna say I'm overanalyzing, but, the problem is I always underanalyze and never have a game plan. I can't keep winging it forever.
Various freaky stuff...
Various freaky feedback on freaky stuff presented by CDSM...
Oh my lord you two are freaks...
I hear girls like those freaky guys.
Girl...I'm gonna take the month of August off
Just to get you off...
I'm freak-ay. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iDZgEQ87K4)
also, I love Razzly being all like, "hey now, shut up! it's wicked easy to date people!" after all the ranting about never ever having a relationship and no hope for any in the foreseeable future either. (in this very thread by the way)
Well, Razzly is obviously much more secure than I am.
(These comments are written with the L-O-V-E, btw!)
Gotta love the Left for Dead thing though. But as for conversation, that's only good for like 2 seconds tops, unless she's going to drive the convo. You want her to drive anyway, since as you say, you have little to say. Stay in your game, whatever that may be. If it's meant to be, it'll happen. Don't think too much, except about what's going on in the moment. You'll be cuter that way.
I don't have a "game". And I'm always way out of the moment. I'm a Cloudcuckoolander, what can I say?
Don't fucking penetrate the friend zone!! Penetrate nothing. Like I say, if it's meant to be it'll happen (another less esoteric way to say that is that if it's a suitable pairing, you'll find a natural resonance between you).
Yeah, I guess that's the part that up to luck.
You can make it clear you're interested just by smiles and/or flirting, but you have to read her signals. If she's in a shitty mood on a certain day, or just not feeling extroverted or receptive to "new" people, you don't want to be *trying* to *accomplish* anything (asterisks for emphasis). There's nothing to accomplish!
Well, she has expressed a desire to meet new people, since she's sick of not knowing where she stands with the guy she's broken up with in everything but name.
If you get her it'll be because she likes you and you like her. Your only job is to be available in case she happens to be looking, and beyond that maybe to send your own signals to make it as clear as possible that you're interested. If you're hot for her, just enjoy that feeling and it will show on your face and in your voice and in the enormous bulge in the front of your pants. If you start to think too much, catch yourself and get yourself back in the moment.
If y'all are more suitable to be friends right now, that's what'll happen. If you don't actually really like each other that much, that'll happen too. If you want a shallow vacuous and strained relationship, then try to force something to happen when it's not really happening on the deeper emotional/physical/subconscious/and or intellectual levels.
Mm...that makes sense.
edit: if you want to fuck up something that actually is there, then think too much and don't pay attention to what's happening in the actual world.
Ah...that whole "catching signals" thing. Never was much good at that. :(
and lastly, if and when you fuck up, forgive yourself unequivocally and as quickly as you can manage. Instantly if possible.
If by "instantly" you mean after a "moderately self-destructive doubt of depression, disappointment, and donuts" then yeah, I can handle that. But that's the usual state for me, so I'm used to it.
edit2: Above would be my game plan...but I would trust myself to know the right moment to turn on the love-speak. I don't do much with conversation before that point, since I'm not good at it. Unless of course a topic comes up that I'm interested in, and then I'm good for a few minutes before I trail off again. I use my eyes and smile and stuff more, and I sort of have to rely on them coming to me. Maybe you're more of a talker than I am, lots of guys (even nerdy guys) are, and get a lot done that way. Whatever's fun for you!
oh and if you actually like her and things go well you'll probably be nervous as hell at key junctures, so try to get used to that as an acceptable (maybe even desirable?) state of being (it's a natural high!), and perhaps practice slow, relaxed breathing. ;D Oh and I always talk about those feelings. "Holy shit I'm nervous right now!!" it's always helped me a lot, it's actually totally necessary for me to maintain any semblance of remotely keeping it together.
Good advice. Obviously, we were correct in selecting you for this mission. Keep it up, and you will receive high honors!
..But, that's because I'm a pathetic emotionally unstable ragebag with no social skills, but CDSM is a handsome and intelligent young man who hasn't been dating because he's too good for most nerd-chicks out there.
I unfortunately happen to be both of those things. Which is why I don't fit in with either the cool kids or the losers.
I would add intelligent, interesting, and talented to your list somewhere between "pathetic" and "ragebag" btw, but *shrug*
I concur. Though I would, of course, add "smokin' hot" somewhere in there.
Raz, one of my ex'es shot me, and I've got a scar on my hip from where another got me in a fight from the stupid shit she was telling people. You'd have to be twice as crazy to be one of the Saner women I've dated.
Gee, that makes me all jealous. I wish women would shoot at me. Or at least threaten. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfgAYiC04Pc&feature=PlayList&p=2F1CB828633B9F65&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=20)
The objective here is to lay a carpet of Airborne troops...........Oh sorry thats the briefing for XXXth corps ok send out a Recon Squad to gain further intel on the target and find out when the break up is due to happen when it does you will out flank the objective from the rear and slowly infiltrate the area and ease your self into the vacant postion this might take some time but take your time since by the sounds of it you have unlimited time for the mission. and all this from the Flipside Regime Chief Engineer lol I have a better relationship with engines than I do with people.
That's fine. I'm gonna need sweet car to drive her around in.
CDSM for some reason while reading that mission briefing I started to humm the theme tune from the Dirty Dozen then moved onto A Bridge Too Far.
Hogan's Heros, here.
If these are true, then I am highly pleased with my presentation.
I'm wearing the same clothes i wore last night. ;D
CDSM> go for the gold ^_^
Gold? Ch. CDSM is all about the platinum, baby.
But yeah, so when a good opportunity presents itself, I will ask her out to coffee, yes?
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CDSM all I can say is YES!!!!!!!
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CDSM all I can say is YES!!!!!!!
YES!!! (http://wbtower.nfshost.com/sound/clips/brain-yes.wav)
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God I have so much love for Revy, CDSM :P
While women (and guys, honestly) who know how to handle a gun can be incredibly sexy... That doesn't mean I'd want one who's crazy enough to shoot you... That's one of those ultimate uncool things that can happen to you and one I'm particularly glad Churba survived o.O;
I thought I had my share of violent crazy exes, but nothing ever that bad. eesh.
But this is still one of my favorite prons, to bring this thread back to sexy:
<blatant_pron>
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//1214022037154sm.png)
</blantant_pron>
Good luck and god speed in your wooing endeavors, CDSM.
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Well, I like living on the edge. And you know the upside is, if you piss her off, instead of her just being a bitch and not talking to you, she'll blow your head off and you won't have to worry about it.
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What's that from Akashayi? (p.s in my Chicken Wings T-shirt and a pair of faded black jeans)
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What's that from Akashayi? (p.s in my Chicken Wings T-shirt and a pair of faded black jeans)
Black Lagoon.
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While women (and guys, honestly) who know how to handle a gun can be incredibly sexy...
If she knew how to handle a gun, I'd be dead already. I might be good, but I can't outsmart a boolet.
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While women (and guys, honestly) who know how to handle a gun can be incredibly sexy...
If she knew how to handle a gun, I'd be dead already. I might be good, but I can't outsmart a boolet.
If I was up against someone who could handle a gun, I'd just glare at them, so they'd be intimidated and miss.
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Aww, you're all so sweet. Thanks.
Black Lagoon! <3 I love Sawyer, she's the best! Too bad she's only in like... 4 episodes.
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I belive most of the advice that can be given in this deadly serious mission have been given.
My first relationship just kind of happened then the current one evolved from the first... partially before it ended... long story :P
I've never understood the concept of dating, but I do belive in beeing completely and utterly honest to the point of total transparency. That way, you will be able to angle the truth to make the mark feel more comfortable with you and thus vastly increase chances of success.
When/if it comes to the physical bits, let go of your mind, observe, play and let your combined emotions lead the way, and if you know you would be awkward in putting on protection, practice the applicating on your own. That way the stand-off time will be minimized and combat readiness acchived with minimal hazzle in the live situation ;D
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:o :o :o I'm shocked..........thought Emp would of suggested calling in some artilliary :P
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I belive most of the advice that can be given in this deadly serious mission have been given.
My first relationship just kind of happened then the current one evolved from the first... partially before it ended... long story :P
Yeah, my first relationship just kind of "happened". And yet it didn't, and wasn't really a relationship, because neither of us expressed that interest, even though we hung out all the times and held hands and stuff, and it was weird because I don't know how I got to that point or how to recreate it...and so I guess I don't to rely on it just "happening" anymore.
I've never understood the concept of dating, but I do belive in beeing completely and utterly honest to the point of total transparency. That way, you will be able to angle the truth to make the mark feel more comfortable with you and thus vastly increase chances of success.
When/if it comes to the physical bits, let go of your mind, observe, play and let your combined emotions lead the way, and if you know you would be awkward in putting on protection, practice the applicating on your own. That way the stand-off time will be minimized and combat readiness acchived with minimal hazzle in the live situation ;D
Well, the main thing I'm worried about is the idea of physical contact, even with people I really, really like, makes me rather uncomfortable. I used to be somewhat more receptive of it, but I've hardened up considerably over the past few years and the idea of softening up is...unthinkable. That's one of my chief problems, is that I am, quite frankly, afraid to feel good, physically and to a certain degree emotionally, as I consider "feeling good" to be a weakness.
I know you'll say, "You gotta loosen up" and I'll retort with an honest "I don't wanna". So yeah. Obstacles.
Maybe if I actually find myself in a situation with someone I consider attractive it'll be different, but it's not really something I can imagine.
ADDITION!
Aww, you're all so sweet. Thanks.
Black Lagoon! <3 I love Sawyer, she's the best! Too bad she's only in like... 4 episodes.
Yeah, she's my fave. She turns up again in the manga, as does Roberta. Ah, Black Lagoon. So many hot, powerful, psychotic women, so little time.
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omigod, omigod, omigod you guys!
The objective has requested Facebook Friendship.
I must decorate my Facebook profile (fortunately it is hidden except from friends!) before I accept, to maximize my presentation of self-awesome!
It's rather empty, right now.
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use that picture that Akasha just posted ;) :D
edit: also:
It's rather empty, right now.
that's what she said.
Sorry! :-X :-X :-X
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well then someone should fill it up ^_^ ;D
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I'm not saying he needs to be inner circle kind of thing, but being a friend before hand, whether it be she's more comfortable being around him, or he knows what she likes better, or he knows stuff she Doesn't like but she doesn't exactly tell acquaintances, will help in the long run no matter what happens. Also there are a ton of people out there who won't date acquaintances.
sorry man, I disagree...I think. Although we may be saying the same thing, just in different ways. It all depends on the person, and we all work in different ways...
But I think, for me anyway, I want to preserve a certain element of the unknown and therefore exciting and dangerous. Lots of relationships spring out of friendships, but that's usually a spontaneous thing that comes on all of a sudden, when previously neither party had considered the other as an "objective" at all.
But I think if you're hoping to actively pursue romance, once it stops being exciting and scary (and Incredibly sexual (j/k :P <.<) ), you've probably lost the chance, at least for now. You'll have to play the waiting game (which can also work, sometimes...).
Now me? I spent a lot of time in college not being able to handle the nervous romance feeling (probably due to being a tremendous pothead gamer who never slept well or had clear thoughts or motivation) so I would always just kind of hang around, even if I liked a girl and had started off well enough, and be boring and usually end up being stuck talking to her most horrible friend, or just some random smelly weird dude who was at the party or whatever, because it was the only person who didn't care that I didn't really hold up my end of the conversation.
Later on? Self-loathing, more pot, and more video games. Excessive masturbation if no one else was home.
But I got better later on in life. :) Not perfect, but much better!
edit: high-five, Smiles! that's what I'm saying!
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Later on? Self-loathing, more pot, and more video games. Excessive masturbation if no one else was home.
But I got better later on in life. :) Not perfect, but much better!
edit: high-five, Smiles! that's what I'm saying!
So, I won't be taking any of your advice.
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But I think, for me anyway, I want to preserve a certain element of the unknown and therefore exciting and dangerous. Lots of relationships spring out of friendships, but that's usually a spontaneous thing that comes on all of a sudden, when previously neither party had considered the other as an "objective" at all.
It's definitely a difference of opinion/personality here. If I want exciting and dangerous I'll go skydiving or something. If I'm in a relationship I don't particularly care about that "honeymoon" period where everything is fresh new and exciting, or how long it lasts. As a matter of fact I'd probably like that part to be shorter, because after that initial wave of everything is over, is when you can really tell if you really have something. Or at least it's clearer if you do.
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I'd kind of just prefer to be her friend anyways. I may have...overreacted, initially. I tend to do that when I meet knew people that are really cool.
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hehe well i'm naked tonight as usual. ;) :-*
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I'm not naked tonight. It's cold.
But I wish I was, and holding someone warm ._.
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I would kill for 55 * ~ 13 Celsius * degree weather -.- It's the Perfect temperature, Perfect I tell you.
37 * ~3 Celsius * here wanna trade?
Edit: just to stick with the clothing thing, I'm wearing more layers than I like to.
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yeah, it's actually pretty decent. my window has been left open, and I don't have much in the way of bedsheets plus I'm wearing silky pajamas. Ah, warmth fail.
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omigod, omigod, omigod you guys!
The objective has requested Facebook Friendship.
I must decorate my Facebook profile (fortunately it is hidden except from friends!) before I accept, to maximize my presentation of self-awesome!
It's rather empty, right now.
Dont panic!! The mission is only begining you dont want to blow it now.
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And pysical contact is no weakness, as long as you are sober enough to know the difference between the crotch and the belly button :P
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Dont panic!! The mission is only begining you dont want to blow it now.
Don't worry I have a towel.
Mission update, intelligence has been gathered via Facebook creeping.
Her birthday is in September, so unfortunately that has been missed. She is also apparently a year younger than me. I guess it makes sense, since older people would have graduated by now, but still. It makes me feel old. :( I'm the oldest person I know, it feels like (minus, like, non-college people and graduate students).
And pysical contact is no weakness, as long as you are sober enough to know the difference between the crotch and the belly button :P
I thankfully never plan on being drunk in my life, so no worries there.
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Aye I should of done that in big friendly red lettering, but its good to know that you have a towel handy, just watch out for those Vogons and thier poetry :(
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Aye I should of done that in big friendly red lettering, but its good to know that you have a towel handy, just watch out for those Vogons and thier poetry :(
I have been subjected to worse poetry, believe it or not. I believe I can manage.
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I don't need a towel. I air dry. :D
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I don't need a towel. I air dry. :D
And I suppose when you masturbate you just cup it into your hand?
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I just use the curtains like everyone else.............or is it just me? :-\
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I don't need a towel. I air dry. :D
And I suppose when you masturbate you just cup it into your hand?
You seem awfly curios about my masturbation habits C.D.S.M. Wanna hook up? I'll let you watch. ;)
::)
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I was merely wondering what you used for other "things that a towel might come in handy for but that you must use something else for because you don't have one".
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No, I just wanted to make a random Jerry Maguire reference. I don't know why.
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I do have towels in my house, and some of them are even clean.
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No, I just wanted to make a random Jerry Maguire reference. I don't know why.
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I do have towels in my house, and some of them are even clean.
See, I don't know who that is.
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Cant remember that quote in the film Ronin, all I can rember is Bob Dylan singing at the end.
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It's a movie. Tom Cruz is a shallow, self absorbed sports agent who loses his shit when he gets fired from his agency. Then he gets all emo and crazy and simultaneously falls in love with Renie Zellweger. Cuba Gooding JR. is a football player that Tom is trying to sign to save his career. It's actually pretty funny and has good performances by the entire cast. Even if you don't like any of the actors or romantic comedies, it's a fine rental and way better then it sounds.
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*nods thoughtfully* good point...
I love that we're getting to see the emotionally unstable ragebag side of you these days...is this the real Razzly?
You "love it"? What the hell is wrong with you? :P
Love it? Hell I married it. :o ::) :P
@CDSM/AKASHAYI: Thankyou for adding another series onto my "Must watch" anime list.
@CDSM: Well, good luck with future missions geared towards your war on socialising.
P.S. EPIC mission though *lol*
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Girl update:
1. She is a major animal lover. Just today she adopted a feral kitten. Jeez, how perfect can this girl get?
2. I tagged along with her and a couple others to get some Wal-Mart stuff for the kitten. She expressed surprise and delight that I decided to come with. So at least I know she thinks I'm cool enough to hang out with. So I think I'm definitely on a good track here.
But…I realized that there's no chance. I mean, I've been in this kind of situation enough times that I know it just won't happen. And that's okay. I think I'd rather just be her friend anyway. That kind of relationship isn't really what I want or need…what's really important right now is that I have someone I can admire.
So yeah, I'm not saying it's impossible but…well, the "Operation" is on hiatus until I can get more of a handle on things.
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What?
No no no NO CDSM! BAD CDSM! BAD! D<
You do NOT give up at this point you stupid male! No chance? Of COURSE there's a chance! D< If you give up now I'm going to be mad at you.
Didn't you just say you wanted to avoid the friend-zone? Now go get her!
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ok lets put it this way you are to close for missiles so switch to guns and get into the fight! dont give up man, belive me you will kick yourself for not going after her now that you have come this far on. been there a few times so dont let this chance slip.
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What?
No no no NO CDSM! BAD CDSM! BAD! D<
You do NOT give up at this point you stupid male! No chance? Of COURSE there's a chance! D< If you give up now I'm going to be mad at you.
I can live with that. :(
I don't know. Maybe I'm just feeling momentarily discouraged, is all.
Didn't you just say you wanted to avoid the friend-zone? Now go get her!
I thought so, but....being a good friend is all I really know how to do. And I'd rather be her friend than have her reject me and it be awkward thereafter. Been there too many times to want it to happen again.
ok lets put it this way you are to close for missiles so switch to guns and get into the fight! dont give up man, belive me you will kick yourself for not going after her now that you have come this far on. been there a few times so dont let this chance slip.
I haven't come far at all. I really don't think there is a chance. It doesn't seem like....eh, I dunno.
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Ok, CDSM, don't you dare turn on us now that you've enlisted us to help you... or you will be court marshalled for desertion from the régime and flogged in public by penal officer Akasha ;D
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Ok, CDSM, don't you dare turn on us now that you've enlisted us to help you... or you will be court marshalled for desertion from the régime and flogged in public by penal officer Akasha ;D
I'm not disbanding Flip Squadron just yet. But...I just don't really know what I want anymore at this point.
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that's just stage-fright talking, when in doubt, attack...
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that's just stage-fright talking, when in doubt, attack...
But still, there's not much I can do. She still seems caught up with her "it's complicated" boyfriend. I mean, as much as I'm sure she deserves better, and as much as I might be able to treat her right, that kind of thing only happens in stories written by guys like me.
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*meh* she was surprised and delighted that you went with her to wal-mart. End result, look out for more signals like that where she's glad to have you along or to go with you somewhere, or is making an effort to invite you along with her to places. Signals beyond those should be far more obvious.
Good luck.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8352729.stm
I found this mildly amusing.
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Well apparently that couple had a good sex life...
Currently still wearing my dress clothes.
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omg that's awful why didn't they just sound proof their bedroom. ::)
>>>I just took off my bra.
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I'm currently wearing a ninja bunny hat. while soldering. sexy! ;P
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I demand a picture... I mean soldering is So hot <.<
What are you soldering anyway?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/ninjasolder.png)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/ninjatwo.png)
I'm working on some toys for myself, but also repairing a loader for a friend's paintball gun. wire snaps and such, god damn thing was made by a six year old in china. or something :P
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Must be a shitty paintball gun then...
Either way that bunny hood is awesome. Does it make you run faster?
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no, he has awesome paintball guns. The loader was a third party special rapid fire loader that probably cost him a bundle, but the wiring is pretty sad :P
And yes, the bunny hood does make me run faster. >.>
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Hmmm,paintball guns and soldering........droooooooooolllllllllllllll
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loving the bunny ear hat ^_^ :-*
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ouch Churba, looks like you got Sankaku blocked.
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Define "blocked". It's definitely still up there, although you had me nervous for a second. o_o;
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Lemme guess, that site doesn't like direct linking?
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Sigh...sometimes...
Sometimes I wish I could fall for a girl who isn't either a) in a relationship, or b) in a 'it's complicated' situation, or c) single but not over her ex-boyfriend.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a straight guy so I could be really close friends with a girl. I'm get left out because I'm the big scary straight man, only think about having sex with women, I'm gonna rape you if I'm alone with you, I can't understand the girly things.
Sometimes I wish I were better at making people notice me. Even on the internet I fade into the background. At least nowadays. When I was younger, I used to really stand out. How did I ever lose that?
Sigh...fuck my life.
edit: God, did I just utter that sentence? What is happening to me?
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*huggles CDSM* no worries we're here for ya ;)
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I also have a really hard time becoming friends with women.... but that's because I really do have a hard time understanding them a lot of the time ._.
But yeah, CDSM, you're definitely one of us, and we look out for our own.
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@CDSM: old age is happening *LOL*
*meh* time says you'll eventually meet a girl who isn't A, B or C (or one of the girls you know will fall out of those categories).
To be honest, I must admit that I always found it much easier to talk with women when I was dating (or since I've been married) since they an I knew I was with someone so any potential relationship wasn't a thought in the back of our mind. But essentially you just talk shit with each other and if you see hints from her that she has a further interest in you then you ask and if it's a yes then your in a relationship and still talking shit, if no then you go back to talking shit... essentially ::)
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@ Smiles and Akasha: Thanks, guys.
CDSM really, how tall are you? There is no way you could be that scary.
I meant in a metaphorical sense, but I am 6' 5".
And background? *Looks at post counts* yah...you're really not hard to miss CDSM. Now excuse me.
*Lurk* *Lurk* *Lurk*
This place is of course an exception, since you lot go a ways to make me feel accepted.
@CDSM: old age is happening *LOL*
*meh* time says you'll eventually meet a girl who isn't A, B or C (or one of the girls you know will fall out of those categories).
I guess. Sometimes I wish there was more I could *do*.
I hate feeling I am up to whims of God or Fate to bestow me this. All my friends found their 'good Christian girls' (though I do not necessitate that a girl be good or Christian).
If only seduction were a strong suit of mine. And if only, in the case I did have mad manipulation skills, I didn't have morals against that sort of thing. Damn morals.
To be honest, I must admit that I always found it much easier to talk with women when I was dating (or since I've been married) since they an I knew I was with someone so any potential relationship wasn't a thought in the back of our mind. But essentially you just talk shit with each other and if you see hints from her that she has a further interest in you then you ask and if it's a yes then your in a relationship and still talking shit, if no then you go back to talking shit... essentially
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe I'm just too misanthropic, callous, frigid, and stoic. The only reason I act not that way is to get people to like me. I don't really want to not be those things. But...in real life, evil, unfeeling people don't make real friends. There is no "Token Evil Teammate" in real life.
And I abandon people all too quickly when I realize I'll only hit the ceiling.
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my cousin's hubby is 6'10 6'5 is not so scary highness.
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my cousin's hubby is 6'10 6'5 is not so scary highness.
Well, as I said, it was rather not a direct reference to my physical traits, but a generic statement to the fact that there is this idea that any straight male befriends a female solely to get in her pants, and not out of pure motives like admiring her character traits and wanting to support her out of that admiration. Even if I state those things, it's only as a ploy to hopefully get in her pants. Which it's not.
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Group hug? Group hug!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/c8a1e009fcfdb637e11308e05a910b58.jpg)
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Usually I'd come in with a comment like, "Damn, I wish I was in the middle of that" but really, I can't be bothered.
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YAY Group hugs! FTW! :-*
i don't think every straight guy i talk to/are friends with is trying to get into my pants... but unfortunately my bf does. :'( ::)
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YAY Group hugs! FTW! :-*
i don't think every straight guy i talk to/are friends with is trying to get into my pants... but unfortunately my bf does. :'( ::)
But....say a guy realllly admired you. And did everything within his power possible to support you and be kind to you. Would you at least suspect then? If he explained, would you believe him?
If so, I believe you to have a rare quality.
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Usually I'd come in with a comment like, "Damn, I wish I was in the middle of that" but really, I can't be bothered.
aw, after I took the time to pick out a picture that kind of looked like you were in the middle of it, complete with the annoyed look XD
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Usually I'd come in with a comment like, "Damn, I wish I was in the middle of that" but really, I can't be bothered.
aw, after I took the time to pick out a picture that kind of looked like you were in the middle of it, complete with the annoyed look XD
You know...I came up with a scheme about that. Lots of "tease" characters like to sexually harass (i.e. flash, be comfortably nude/sexual towards, glomp/grope) characters that they know are sexually reserved and shy. (case in point: Yoruichi to Ichigo in BLEACH).
Now, if you ogle them, it's a typical boring male response.
But if you freak out, it's rewarding.
So I figure, if anyone did that to me, I'd pretend to be freaked about it, as this would encourage them to do it more, because they'd get the favorable reaction from me.
But yes, thank you very much.
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YAY Group hugs! FTW! :-*
i don't think every straight guy i talk to/are friends with is trying to get into my pants... but unfortunately my bf does. :'( ::)
But....say a guy realllly admired you. And did everything within his power possible to support you and be kind to you. Would you at least suspect then? If he explained, would you believe him?
If so, I believe you to have a rare quality.
I know a few guys like that that i trust totally. it's good to have guys i know i can count on to be good friends.
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You know...I came up with a scheme about that. Lots of "tease" characters like to sexually harass (i.e. flash, be comfortably nude/sexual towards, glomp/grope) characters that they know are sexually reserved and shy. (case in point: Yoruichi to Ichigo in BLEACH).
Now, if you ogle them, it's a typical boring male response.
But if you freak out, it's rewarding.
So I figure, if anyone did that to me, I'd pretend to be freaked about it, as this would encourage them to do it more, because they'd get the favorable reaction from me.
Well that depends how you freak out >.>
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You know...I came up with a scheme about that. Lots of "tease" characters like to sexually harass (i.e. flash, be comfortably nude/sexual towards, glomp/grope) characters that they know are sexually reserved and shy. (case in point: Yoruichi to Ichigo in BLEACH).
Now, if you ogle them, it's a typical boring male response.
But if you freak out, it's rewarding.
So I figure, if anyone did that to me, I'd pretend to be freaked about it, as this would encourage them to do it more, because they'd get the favorable reaction from me.
Well that depends how you freak out >.>
I don't mean in the "omigod whore!" way.
I mean in the the "omigod I'm a prude but totally turned on" way.
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ah, yeah, but people who actually don't want to be touched will couple the second one with "don't touch me." And if your like me you'd scowl and say, "seriously, don't even think about it." Or something to that extent.
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Well, naturally you gotta be careful about it. That's why it's a mad scheme!
Hmm...she invited me over to come see the new kitten next week. An opportunity!?
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Hmm...she invited me over to come see the new kitten next week. An opportunity!?
HELL YEAH! ;D
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yay kitty
(http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/46262/catgirls_10.jpg)
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*digs around in old footlocker* alright cdsm here you go im only 2 inches shorter than you and everything the army gives you is 5 inches over your size ^_^ lets see here we have pants a couple shirts a field jacked a red airborne barret some insignia and cant forget the boots and the knifes *digs some more* heres a old parachute pack of mine (yes i have a couple still so what i like them i hide cookies there) and *opens a box* here is my ranger tape and skill badges (those of you know how hard those are to get) ill let you borrow these if you want no one can say no to a full decked out ranger in acu ^_^ worked for me now i pass it to you but ill need that tape and badges back when your done ^_~ have fun
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I already have combat boots.
I wear them when ever I want to make myself more confident.
I'm completely serious about that, by the way.
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aye we'll look after our own in here CDSM, there is nothing better than wearing BDU trousers with a pair of freshly bulled (highly polished) boots.
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aye we'll look after our own in here CDSM, there is nothing better than wearing BDU trousers with a pair of freshly bulled (highly polished) boots.
the bdu are ok i guess but i love my acu ^_^ after you break them in it feels like your wearing pajamas
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aye we'll look after our own in here CDSM, there is nothing better than wearing BDU trousers with a pair of freshly bulled (highly polished) boots.
Just so you know, I don't have combat boots 'cause I'm a soldier.
I took them off a man in Reno, whom I shot just so I could watch him die.
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what size boot you wear
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aye we'll look after our own in here CDSM, there is nothing better than wearing BDU trousers with a pair of freshly bulled (highly polished) boots.
Just so you know, I don't have combat boots 'cause I'm a soldier.
I took them off a man in Reno, whom I shot just so I could watch him die.
Thats all right since I took mine off a homeless person while he was passed out drunk in the gutter.
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what size boot you wear
I'm a size 16 shoe size. The boots are my dad's, who has size 14 shoes, but they fit me perfectly.
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I'm a size 7... lol
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Hmm....I might have a chance to work myself into kitten girl's good graces by taking care of her kitten over Thanksgiving.
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Hmm....I might have a chance to work myself into kitten girl's good graces by taking care of her kitten over Thanksgiving.
Do it! Also, bonus upside, Kitten!
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See there you go dont give up too early Troop, do little things and you will get big rewards later.
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Grr...doesn't look like that plan will work out. My Thanksgiving is being booked.
Oh well...there will be other chances.
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Here's something particularly random and geeky for your Sunday, an article on online sex management tools by the lovely Violet Blue:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/11/12/violetblue1112.DTL
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1255392452987.jpg)
also, CDSM, bummer... but with kittens, there are always chances. Adorable chances.
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Here's something particularly random and geeky for your Sunday, an article on online sex management tools by the lovely Violet Blue:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/11/12/violetblue1112.DTL
Interesting.
also, CDSM, bummer... but with kittens, there are always chances. Adorable chances.
[ducky]Yep, yep, yep![/ducky]
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Just wanted to drop in and say I was very disappointed when CDSM abandoned his "objective". I was totally living vicariously through him...
When I saw his like one sentence post saying "I think I just want to be friends" I felt like I had been broken up with.
Nah, j/k, but anyway that day I was too rushed to reply properly, so this is meant to be a bit of a reply. Hope everything's going generally well in life CDSM and everyone (haven't read much of the thread in-between).
anyway, some unnamed Panda was complaining in another thread about how the forum is always about sex...funny that the "sex thread" almost wouldn't be about sex at all if Akasha didn't patiently keep nudging it back there.
*shrug*. Later guys! I miss you!
oh wait, I just read back 5 posts or so...looks like the objective hasn't been given up on completely...what with the narrowly aborted Operation Kitten and stuff.
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well i've been trying to keep some pics in here too.
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Just wanted to drop in and say I was very disappointed when CDSM abandoned his "objective". I was totally living vicariously through him...
When I saw his like one sentence post saying "I think I just want to be friends" I felt like I had been broken up with.
Nah, j/k, but anyway that day I was too rushed to reply properly, so this is meant to be a bit of a reply. Hope everything's going generally well in life CDSM and everyone (haven't read much of the thread in-between).
anyway, some unnamed Panda was complaining in another thread about how the forum is always about sex...funny that the "sex thread" almost wouldn't be about sex at all if Akasha didn't patiently keep nudging it back there.
*shrug*. Later guys! I miss you!
oh wait, I just read back 5 posts or so...looks like the objective hasn't been given up on completely...what with the narrowly aborted Operation Kitten and stuff.
Yeah, I mainly use this thread to discuss my love life, that's about as far from "sex" as one can get.
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well i've been trying to keep some pics in here too.
sorry Smiles I guess I was exaggerating...plus you often inform us of your current nakedness levels. :-*
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Want to know something wrong?
One of the first fictional characters I had a crush on was Bunnie Rabbot.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/112/6/0/Bunnie_Rabbot__Howdy__by_jagg17.jpg)
Furry AND cyborg. Truly, I horrify myself.
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She'd be more attractive if the artists could decide what color she was.
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She'd be more attractive if the artists could decide what color she was.
Well, mediocre fanart is mediocre fanart.
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Screw fanart. Cosplay is the real beauty
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/cosplay-chun-li-cammy-street-fighter-cosplay-doris-demotivational-poster-1236121592.jpg)
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That girl doesn't have the legs or butt to pull off Cammy
(http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/enrique-cammy-P.jpg)
Now that's a Cammy.
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<.<
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/48358__468x_shera_black_rock_shoote.jpg)
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:'( a cyborg bunny?
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That girl doesn't have the legs or butt to pull off Cammy
And that other girl doesn't have the legs to pull of Chun Li. But then, who does?
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That girl doesn't have the legs or butt to pull off Cammy
And that other girl doesn't have the legs to pull of Chun Li. But then, who does?
(http://www.lendamurraybodybuilding.com/images/7525.jpg)
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I had to ask...
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I had to ask...
Trust me, that's the best of a bad, bad bunch.
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We always find a way to answer any question here in the Sex Thread.
'tis a disturbing place :o
And why is this so true?
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0904/cosplay-demotivational-poster-1239274401.jpg)
Seriously. Not just this joke photo but why do asians seem so much better as cosplay than westerners?
*meh* maybe it's the characters. I mean, try cosplaying a western Icon...
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/23/costume-1.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/48358__468x_shera_black_rock_shoote.jpg)
FINALLY a decent Black Rock Shooter cosplay. I'm so sick of seeing that same girl over and over who thinks she's pulling it off but is overweight and definitely not cute enough.
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/23/costume-1.jpg)
...lolz fail
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Want to know something wrong?
One of the first fictional characters I had a crush on was Bunnie Rabbot.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/112/6/0/Bunnie_Rabbot__Howdy__by_jagg17.jpg)
Furry AND cyborg. Truly, I horrify myself.
I'm not the only one. :P
I was attracted to that character as well, watching that show, but I was weirded out by that, because she was an animal cyborg... well you know.
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Quote with no caption... did you mean to say the exact same thing?
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So thats why Biker Mice from Mars was such a big hit ::)
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and now back to some delicious kissing girls, ;P
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/ded78f40251302d3b8c58ed74b6008fe.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/fa6da915398d7f21e155637705370c2f.jpg)
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Quote with no caption... did you mean to say the exact same thing?
As I have done at times, he replied in the quote field. :P
ALSO, GIRL UPDATE!
Some nice things have happened! She walked with he home from a friend's pad we were hanging at...she went a little closer to my end than she really had to. We shared a good, deep conversation about several things...mainly her relationship with her estranged ex-boyfriend slash best friend that she is on a break with.
I'm...really glad she confided in me like that. I know that I'm pretty much solidly "friend/confidante" territory now, but...whatever, I don't care. That's not important. Even though she said she was looking for a guy...I'm not sure she needs me trying to get with her right now.
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alright odd get something big and loud emp get something that goes boom hold on cdsm we are coming to rescue you from the friend zone
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psh, disregard the friend zone bit. Glad for you, CDSM :)
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*does the happy dance for CDSM*
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I'm feeling really good about this. She's finally seems to have gotten over her ex issues, so the stage is being set.
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Good on Ya Troop ;) just keep on going as you are.
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Charlie-G loaded and ready shadow :P
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Charlie-G loaded and ready shadow :P
I'm going to pretend I understand what that means and say, "hells yeah".
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Charlie-G loaded and ready shadow :P
I'm going to pretend I understand what that means and say, "hells yeah".
Clicky (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl10-e.htm) that one :P
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Clicky (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl10-e.htm) that one :P
Oh, gotcha.
And sigh...today...for some reason I just feel really discouraged. :(
I think I need to do something. But what? And is it too soon for that? I don't know...
I don't want to wait too long to make a move...
But I don't have a clue of when or how or what...
But...thank you guys, all of your for your support. You're great.
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Well, C, What about inviting her over for a dvd night and dinner or something at your place? Could save the day and land the catch ;)
If it fails, I'll fire a smoke shell through the window as a distraction... As a diversion, that never fails XD
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Well, C, What about inviting her over for a dvd night and dinner or something at your place? Could save the day and land the catch ;)
Lol, I live in a dorm with a skeezy room mate.
If it fails, I'll fire a smoke shell through the window as a distraction... As a diversion, that never fails XD
Oh, we could do like in Flight of the Conchords when Brett gets Jemaine to pretend to mug him so he can fight him off and look cool to that girl he was trying to get with.
Except I'm not a loser and crazy schemes are totally not an option.
Maybe, though, next time I'm talking to her I should suggest doing something like that. We'll see.
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Dinner and... co-op gaming? Or...competitive... and when she shoots you in the head, unleash the tickles...
I don't know anything about rules or timing or whatnot, but I think it'd be ok. Keep your chin up! :)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/d8f5d4dde5d02a49e33ecb8b011e2e84.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/f5880dc45d6cd8a799bcb5029830c378.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1244347010805.jpg)
(Ninja'd! Oh well... )
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Dinner and... co-op gaming? Or...competitive... and when she shoots you in the head, unleash the tickles...
I don't know anything about rules or timing or whatnot, but I think it'd be ok. Keep your chin up! :)
Yeah. I know she's wanting a boyfriend...I'm just really nervous about whether she'd think of me as a possibility if I expressed interest in her.
I don't want to go through the whole "ask her out, get rejected, have awkward friendship after that, and then wait for years until I meet someone new I'm actually interested in" deal again.
Everybody tells me there's plenty of fish in the sea, but when you angle exclusively for coelacanths, you don't have many options.
That's why I freak out and worry so much when I have someone I fall for, because it doesn't happen very often. It's valuable to me and I don't want to mess it up like I usually do.
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The fact that it's valuable to you like that is actually a good thing, though :)
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CDSM keep calm and stay frosty, take deep breaths you have not seen the price I'm charging you for my services yet so now is not the time to panic. Sure ask her out to the local cinema, watch a gore fest or a funny.
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The fact that it's valuable to you like that is actually a good thing, though :)
It makes me try harder. :P
CDSM keep calm and stay frosty, take deep breaths you have not seen the price I'm charging you for my services yet so now is not the time to panic. Sure ask her out to the local cinema, watch a gore fest or a funny.
I AM frosty. That's the problem, lol.
Seriously, that's my biggest worry...the idea that I'm too cold and emotionally distant...it takes me too long to 'warm up' to someone to the point I could really...get involved with them.
I mean, even someone I really like...I feel like I couldn't get too close with them very soon.
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Well, you could try just telling her that you are interested but have those problems warming up? :)
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Well, you could try just telling her that you are interested but have those problems warming up? :)
Instructions for heating CDSM:
Leave in Microwave for 5 minutes set to "defrost".
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Well, there is one thing you are all missing.
What happens if she is interested in CDSM in the same way he is for her?
Relationships are not one sided, at least the ones that work that is.
She could very well be pining for you CDSM.
Heh, that's almost too much to hope for.
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Well, the chica keeps telling me I need to hang out with the crew more. I'll be over there tomorrow! But yeah, she really seems to be taking initiative to be my friend. I'm feeling good about it!
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there you go thats the infiltration part of the mission completed lol
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Now, initiate order 46: close quarters assault ;)
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Thought that was Close Air Support ???
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The Close Quarters Assault I have in mind is Order 36, if ya know what I mean. ;)
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Well, only if it is preceeded by or preceeds order 69
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Well, only if it is preceeded by or preceeds order 69
She says she's not into that, unfortunately. :P
But yeah, today she told me to stop by any time I feel like it!
I guess she has little to do apart from play with cat and such since she takes online classes.
I think she needs a lot of support right now with her life...so I guess I'm gonna be there to give it. :)
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And with that the Flipside Squadron disbanded its colours encased in its leather bag was put away into a storage cupbaord along side Akashayi's pokect PC never to be seen again.
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NEVER! I refuse to disarm! you'll have to take this support weapon from my cold dead hands!
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And with that the Flipside Squadron disbanded its colours encased in its leather bag was put away into a storage cupbaord along side Akashayi's pokect PC never to be seen again.
What are you talking about soldier? You sign on for missions like this for six years.
Although if she and I hook up before the school year is over, I might grant you an honorable discharge.
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ehehehehe 'honorable discharge'.
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You like those discharges akasha? ;)
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I certainly possess the ability to grant them.
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ehehehehe 'honorable discharge'.
Really now? Really?
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Some things just have to be done. I didn't write the rules of the internet.
(Also, it sounds like things are going well CDSM!)
Either way, time to force more sexy into this thread.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1258614932384_sm.jpg)
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Girl on girl ear licking at knife point. :o
...Now THATS and Akashayi type sexy :-*
...Alright, so I'm turned on as well ::)
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I'm usually not down with stuff that's too rapey, but...
Actually, girl-on-girl molestation is fine with me. Especially ear biting.
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Hehehe.... I am obscenely fond of ear biting. And just biting. (And knives)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/4778965d94670f481bc2f4ba3722bf4d.jpg)
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i give you the king of ears
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Hehehe.... I am obscenely fond of ear biting. And just biting. (And knives)
Since I've not tested it I have no idea, but I highly suspect I may have a biting fetish.
Getting bitten, rather. I don't think I'd want to hurt anyone, even if it felt good. But getting bitten is emotionally cathartic for me, since it's essentially been my lifelong equivalent to cutting.
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Is that a hand behind her leg or just really long toes?
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Is that a hand behind her leg or just really long toes?
Just long toes.
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Biting is fun, and tasty :P
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I'd bite akashayi's nipples anytime, providing she didn't mind ;D (or wherever else she'd like to be bitten :-*).
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I'm probably more for nibbling on a continued basis, but I'm sure biting can have it's qualities here and there.
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I bite. My boyfriend discourages it though.
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I'm much more a biter, Kanazaka, not the bitten.
Word of the week, then:
odaxelagnia - Sexual arousal from biting or being bitten
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I'm much more a biter, Kanazaka, not the bitten.
Word of the week, then:
odaxelagnia - Sexual arousal from biting or being bitten
Good to know!
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I'm much more a biter, Kanazaka, not the bitten.
Word of the week, then:
odaxelagnia - Sexual arousal from biting or being bitten
I'll just suck on them, then ;).
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i like sucking on... wait what? heh oh right; I'm wearing blue work pants and a long sleeve bears Shirt that has flames on it. ;D ;) :-*
this made me think of the finger pose thing:
http://www.glitter-graphics.com/graphics/286453
and here's a kiss i found:
(http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/583/583131ls9go6lryr.jpg)
And i thought this was kinda hot:
(http://dl5.glitter-graphics.net/pub/252/252745lst39va0d2.jpg)
adn this one is for you lot:
(http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/586/586870z1bei7esxz.jpg)
lol this made me laugh:
(http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/459/459742ml4idjkx1m.jpg)
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Ehehehe... >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/EpicMenage.jpg)
And to return to the theme of biting, this is totally hot. Nom.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/8081cb838cf578c005b248d7401959ac.png)
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Yay for Manage3!
Still the next comic to love for anyone who enjoys Flipside.
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Another yay to Menage a 3!
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Back to boobs, just because this is so very wrong :P
(http://www.animecubed.com/animegirls/anime/Eiken/pictures/Eiken3.jpg)
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Well, I'll get to see the person I like tomorrow again.
And the next time I go to hang out with her, I'm bringin' cookies!
Oh, and here is my offering of boobs.
(http://www.luisroyofantasy.com/fr/gallery/get_img.php?id_img=1209)
(http://www.luisroyofantasy.com/fr/gallery/get_img.php?id_img=1210)
(http://www.luisroyofantasy.com/en/gallery/img.php?id_img=632)
(http://www.luisroyofantasy.com/fr/gallery/get_img.php?id_img=1454)
(http://www.luisroyofantasy.com/fr/gallery/get_img.php?id_img=593)
(http://www.luisroyofantasy.com/fr/gallery/get_img.php?id_img=600)
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hmmm genitals in the 4th pic but what the hell. This is the sex thread *LOL*
*groan* now I'm addicted to Poker Heroes. DAMN YOU BRION!
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heh well today I'm wearing a big yellow t-shirt and I'm pantsless.
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(http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/school-photo-group-shot.jpg)
Awesomeness
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speechless
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Wow. That pic is very yes, Selan. Very yes.
(also, sweet! Luis Royo is good stuff.)
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Random bad pick-up line time, for the socially awkward types!
Hey baby, social situations aren't only ones where I have "trouble fitting in". ;)
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Awesomeness
Asian Schoolgirls kissing is always good!
And I guess the chica won't be back until Wednesday. It's the last day of anime club (and last week of classes), so I'll think I might ask her to hang out sometime during finals week before we go back home for winter break.
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Oh, and random bad pick-up line time, for the socially awkward types!
Hey baby, social situations aren't only places where I have trouble "fitting in".
Also:
I know they say nice guys finish last...but would you really want a guy who finishes early?
;)
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Your posts exploded o.O
Also, go for it, CDSM. Maybe she's hoping you will? :)
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Your posts exploded o.O
I accidentally edited the one...I fixed it though.
Also, go for it, CDSM. Maybe she's hoping you will? :)
Yeah. I still don't know. I don't want it to be like I'm asking her out on a date...since I don't know if that what I want with her (or anybody).
Sigh...feelings are so confusions.
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Something I found strangely sexy: I don't know how to format this for forum, so here's a link. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tits#Role_In_First_Contact
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Something I found strangely sexy: I don't know how to format this for forum, so here's a link. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tits#Role_In_First_Contact
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Mmm, ASCII pron. That brings back memories.
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And now for something completely different, Steamy Punk
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Hmm I appear to be drooling due to the spigot gears and springs in the first picture...........and dont tell me there is a woman in there somewhere :D
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Some more... !
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mmmmm... rivets!
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and they are not cheap pop rivets either ;D
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I think I just "popped a rivet" if ya know what I mean.
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Ohhh. This sex thread. I heard the rumors, but I wasn't sure. I'm off to go shower now. Anyone wanna join? ;)
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I am so there. I could use a long, hot shower. >.>
(as the one I have now grows cold in ten minutes)
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heh shower sounds uber niiice. ;D
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"And so, the flipside group showers became nearly as famous as the pools of jello and forumites." :P
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heh
i'm wearing my miles of smiles t-shirt and some blue pants
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Don't forget the naked group hugs.
But it's a wee bit warm in Aussie land right now. Any chance of a bit more cool water in there... Things seem steamy enough with us all in the shower at the same time *lol*
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w00t! Smiles dropped the soap!
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There's plenty of cold water in my shower, Charles. ;P
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OH! I love the shower in my new home. It's old enough that it hasn't had water saving devices installed so this thing just pumps it full boar into you. And the hot water system is literally on the other side of the wall so it's about 1.5 seconds from when you turn the tap on to steaming hot water.
*sighs*. But it's a bit of a small shower, so we might want to pick someone else's if they have a bigger one... Unless the aim is to get REALLY cosy ;)
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I wouldn't mind getting really cosy... But if you get too cosy, things just wont happen properly anymore ;P
For a large group, we should probably aim for hot springs/bathing. Forumite bathtime shenanigans?
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lol what anime is that at the bottom? she looks familiar
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Love Hina! (it says so in Japanese right on the picture...but that probably doesn't help everyone, does it >.< )
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:-* Love Hina!
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off for a really hot and steamy shower any one wanna join me?............ok just back from work so it will wake me up but its cold out there and need to warm up.
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Grr...I'm starting to lose confidence.
I mean...ack. I don't want to...handle this wrong.
But...I don't want to come right out and ask, in case it doesn't work out. I mean...I don't want to sound desperate, but...I totally *am*. I'm in despair. If it doesn't work out here it'll be another three years or more before I meet anyone I can be interested in.
Grr...why's it so difficult for me? :(
Even if I did actually ask her out and she said...I wouldn't know what to do from there.
I mean...she's got lots of relationship experience...I can't see how she'd want a totaly n00b like me.
Sigh...
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thats it odd get the rope im gettin teh happy time supplies churba go kills something random for food we might be here a while
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got all the gear here Shadow, slings, carabeanas, harnesses helmets, ropes the lot..................hmmmmmmmmm
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Grr...I'm starting to lose confidence.
I mean...ack. I don't want to...handle this wrong.
But...I don't want to come right out and ask, in case it doesn't work out. I mean...I don't want to sound desperate, but...I totally *am*. I'm in despair. If it doesn't work out here it'll be another three years or more before I meet anyone I can be interested in.
Grr...why's it so difficult for me? :(
Even if I did actually ask her out and she said...I wouldn't know what to do from there.
I mean...she's got lots of relationship experience...I can't see how she'd want a totaly n00b like me.
Sigh...
all I can say is I hear ya...been there.
but honestly, what the *@$D is relationship experience anyway? It matters only what kind of guy you are. Not how much "relationship experience" you have. I mean, what, are relationships like a business or something?
But anyway, I hear you on the self-doubt thing. I've done that once or twice.
Those images are cool Akasha because I'm pretty sure that's exactly what a Flipside group bath would be like! Just a bunch of young hot girls with lesbian tendencies hanging out...You always somehow find the most appropriate images...
ok well to be fair the last two have guys in them...looks like Oddball and Charles looking over the horizon in the second one.
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would you blame us for having a gander Umber lol
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all I can say is I hear ya...been there.
but honestly, what the *@$D is relationship experience anyway? It matters only what kind of guy you are. Not how much "relationship experience" you have. I mean, what, are relationships like a business or something?
I know, I know. But it's like...my problem is even if I ask a girl out, I don't know what to do what next.
I have no intuition in these matters. And it's like...I don't want to "try something" and then fail, because it's too important to me to risk it that casually. That's what I've done the, like, three times in the past I've been interested in someone and grr...
But anyway, I hear you on the self-doubt thing. I've done that once or twice.
Those images are cool Akasha because I'm pretty sure that's exactly what a Flipside group bath would be like! Just a bunch of young hot girls with lesbian tendencies hanging out...You always somehow find the most appropriate images...
ok well to be fair the last two have guys in them...looks like Oddball and Charles looking over the horizon in the second one.
Glad I'm a hot lesbian too!
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You could argue that if someone has had more experiences with relationships it just means they've had more failed relationships *LOL*
Sort of like someone who's been divorced 5 times. If you've dated 5 different people for over a year, no-one would care but marry and divorce them and you're a relationship disaster *lol*
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w00t! Smiles dropped the soap!
hehe *bends over to pick up the soap* ;D
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@CDSM: How many relationships have you been in so far? Exactly. You're not a n00b at all, because that's more than me and I am certainly not a n00b. :P
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w00t! Smiles dropped the soap!
hehe *bends over to pick up the soap* ;D
:o damn it's getting hot in here
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Yeah! I think we'll need that cold shower, after all.
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You could argue that if someone has had more experiences with relationships it just means they've had more failed relationships *LOL*
Sort of like someone who's been divorced 5 times. If you've dated 5 different people for over a year, no-one would care but marry and divorce them and you're a relationship disaster *lol*
I guess. I've always been glad I don't have a horde of exes like some people I know.
@CDSM: How many relationships have you been in so far? Exactly. You're not a n00b at all, because that's more than me and I am certainly not a n00b. :P
It's zero, 'kid. Zero. I've never even been on a date.
Also, I see nipples through that shirt.
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I just have two people I could consider exes, that is... two real relationships. And I've never been married ;P But I've had my heart broken and broken enough hearts and been through enough....life.... to say I'm experienced, anyway. Does that make me a disaster?
Also, yeah, there are nipples through that shirt. Nom. ;P
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I just have two people I could consider exes, that is... two real relationships. And I've never been married ;P But I've had my heart broken and broken enough hearts and been through enough....life.... to say I'm experienced, anyway. Does that make me a disaster?
Also, yeah, there are nipples through that shirt. Nom. ;P
That's me exactly! 2 real relationships... & a ton of... not official things that were very fun or very hurtful or very both. Though, I'm probably not AS experienced as you. :)
No, you are not a disaster... You sound like a miasma of lust, love, and attraction.
I know that my life... for the most part... revolves around romance. My heart is just ALWAYS filled up. Sometimes I feel like that makes ME a disaster... waiting to happen. Not quite a disaster yet. I have crushed but one heart as badly as it crushed mine... We're living, though, so... *sigh* There is so much world to see.
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It's zero, 'kid. Zero. I've never even been on a date.
Then we're even - high five! Go team virginity!
It's okay. I manage to feel just fine about myself because I know that there's still plenty of time left to find the perfect mate. Remember that.
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It's zero, 'kid. Zero. I've never even been on a date.
Then we're even - high five! Go team virginity!
It's okay. I manage to feel just fine about myself because I know that there's still plenty of time left to find the perfect mate. Remember that.
*claps* thats what people need to remember. Unless you're in your early 30's without ever being on a date or in a relationship, I don't believe you should worry (If you are in your 30's but you're not interested in relationships, you should also not worry, just to cover that base).
*meh* I just know too many other guys and girls in their 20's who have had few or no relationships to believe that it's a common thing. But I also know people who didn't get into their first relationship until their mid to late 20's and they've turned out fine.
The years just feel so much longer and you feel like it's all passing you buy.
A good mate of mine just met the love of his life and is now engaged. They're both in their 40's and I'm working with a collegue who didn't meet his partner until his late 30's and 7 years later they're raising a 5 year old together.
The magazines and crap seem to be pushing that if you haven't had sex with several people before you're 16, a few major breakups by the time you're 18, married by 19 and divorced by 21 then there's something wrong with you... Bullshit.
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It's zero, 'kid. Zero. I've never even been on a date.
Then we're even - high five! Go team virginity!
It's okay. I manage to feel just fine about myself because I know that there's still plenty of time left to find the perfect mate. Remember that.
I don't feel that way. I couldn't care less about finding a 'mate'. It just pisses me off when I meet individual people I want to get close to...but can't.
The magazines and crap seem to be pushing that if you haven't had sex with several people before you're 16, a few major breakups by the time you're 18, married by 19 and divorced by 21 then there's something wrong with you... Bullshit.
I don't care what magazines say of how much sex I should be getting.
I only care what my heart says...about how I've never had anyone I could really trust or get close to.
I'm a stranger even to real friendship. The vast majority of my 'friends' neglected or outright backstabbed me.
I just want someone that's going to care about me as much as I care about them. Wouldn't have to be a girlfriend. Just a friend.
But it ticks me off, cuz even my friends will get lovers some day, and then I'll be second place. I don't want to be second place to everybody.
Anyways, not much to do right now. We'll see how it goes over winter break...when that's done, and I have a chance, I figure I'll just ask her out, get rejected, and get it over with so I can forget about her.
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I don't care what magazines say of how much sex I should be getting.
I only care what my heart says...about how I've never had anyone I could really trust or get close to.
*hugs*
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I'm a stranger even to real friendship. The vast majority of my 'friends' neglected or outright backstabbed me.
I just want someone that's going to care about me as much as I care about them. Wouldn't have to be a girlfriend. Just a friend.
But it ticks me off, cuz even my friends will get lovers some day, and then I'll be second place. I don't want to be second place to everybody.
Anyways, not much to do right now. We'll see how it goes over winter break...when that's done, and I have a chance, I figure I'll just ask her out, get rejected, and get it over with so I can forget about her.
There's a grace to things... that's hard to figure out... Sometimes it happens naturally, & sometimes you have to make the grace yourself.
I know this sounds cliche, but... you could work on improving yourself. Cleaning up, doing things & taking up hobbies you have or have had a big interest in, even if you haven't thought about it in a while. Things you maybe keep telling yourself you have no time for.
And those things make you feel better & thus make life easier/better to deal with. & you suddenly have other things to think about, besides how to talk to these ppl that you want to talk to & how getting rejected will help you get over them. No, your every-day life should be more than that.
And when you DO improve yourself or AS you improve yourself... additionally, the difference shows, & other people see it, & it's true; you are more attractive as a person. I don't mean it in sexual terms, exclusively or necessarily, but I mean it in the more important way... as a person... :) in the every-day, potential friendship sort of way... ;) & potential friendship can mean potential anything, eventually. ;D & then you have more confidence & are better able to express yourself... ideally.
But uh... yeah. I know I don't really know you, but those are my 2 cents, cuz I want to see you happier. :-*
Cuz I know what you're talking about. I'm sort of there right now... just waiting for a certain someone that I like to just go ahead & say no. I don't know why he doesn't just reject me... or rather, I think I do know, & it makes sense, but my heart is in a very frantic place right now, & I can't stand being dragged along. I'm aching for a yes or a no... but more a yes, because I would like a yes, & I know that when I do get my no, it's going to hurt... :( ...but like you, I'm hoping that the no will help me move along... so I don't have to notice them as much, long for them, hurt for them as much...
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oh, emo. um, SEX. NO MEANS YES, & YES MEANS HARDER. :P
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Thanks! Already you are proving yourself an awesome person in my eyes. ^^
There's a grace to things... that's hard to figure out... Sometimes it happens naturally, & sometimes you have to make the grace yourself.
Tell me about it. Well, you just did, but yes, it is the hard part.
I know this sounds cliche, but... you could work on improving yourself. Cleaning up, doing things & taking up hobbies you have or have had a big interest in, even if you haven't thought about it in a while. Things you maybe keep telling yourself you have no time for.
Well, that's kind of my default thing. I draw, I write, I play piano. When I have time off from school, I'm going to start teaching myself Japanese. I always find it easy to pursue my interests when they are things or ideas…people are just a problem. My interpersonal relationships are the real think I need improving.
And those things make you feel better & thus make life easier/better to deal with. & you suddenly have other things to think about, besides how to talk to these ppl that you want to talk to & how getting rejected will help you get over them. No, your every-day life should be more than that.
And when you DO improve yourself or AS you improve yourself... additionally, the difference shows, & other people see it, & it's true; you are more attractive as a person. I don't mean it in sexual terms, exclusively or necessarily, but I mean it in the more important way... as a person... :) in the every-day, potential friendship sort of way... ;) & potential friendship can mean potential anything, eventually. ;D & then you have more confidence & are better able to express yourself... ideally.
That makes sense.
Sigh…confidence. The one thing I've never been good at. It's not like I lack confidence in myself…just confidence in everything else.
But uh... yeah. I know I don't really know you, but those are my 2 cents, cuz I want to see you happier. :-*
Well, thank you. You win the best award advice. Though you are a new recruit to Flip Squadron, you will receive instant promotion to Non Commissioned Officer!
Cuz I know what you're talking about. I'm sort of there right now... just waiting for a certain someone that I like to just go ahead & say no. I don't know why he doesn't just reject me... or rather, I think I do know, & it makes sense, but my heart is in a very frantic place right now, & I can't stand being dragged along. I'm aching for a yes or a no... but more a yes, because I would like a yes, & I know that when I do get my no, it's going to hurt... :( ...but like you, I'm hoping that the no will help me move along... so I don't have to notice them as much, long for them, hurt for them as much...
Yeah, I hate that. Inconclusive answers. A yes or no would resolve everything, but you're stuck with maybe. Anyways, I hope that works out for ya. You have better chances than me, I'm sure!
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oh, emo. um, SEX. NO MEANS YES, & YES MEANS HARDER. :P
And rape is how you say hello in Japan.
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I thought it was tentacle rape for hello in Japanese *lol*
GROUP HUG!
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No, no, no, see the following informative picture:
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and now, we return you to our regularly scheduled cute lesbians.
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Ahhh, I see.
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So it's variable between straight rape and tentacle rape with cuteness increasing the chances of the later.
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Although everyone should be very careful about going to Japan and saying hello in that way.
...They might just turn around and say hello back.
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Don't forget. ONLY IN JAPAN!
Try to say hello like that anywhere else and it's a totally different story...
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She should learn how to aim...
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SEX. NO MEANS YES, & YES MEANS HARDER. :P
Only part of the post I read! Nice save! :P
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eeeee. Even with white women, we can do better than that.
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^ she should learn how to hold a rifle.
strangly first thought on my end too odd
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No, because I know if she was pointing that thing at me with her finger on the trigger, I'd take it off her.
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Thanks! Already you are proving yourself an awesome person in my eyes. ^^
Aww, yay! I'm so happy, 'cause I like you, too. ^^
Well, that's kind of my default thing. I draw, I write, I play piano. When I have time off from school, I'm going to start teaching myself Japanese. I always find it easy to pursue my interests when they are things or ideas…people are just a problem. My interpersonal relationships are the real think I need improving.
Ohhh... Neat. See, I'm the other way around. My interpersonal relationships, my friends, my lovers, people in general... That's the part of my life I am the very best at handling - exchanging emotions & words, highlighting different slivers of our personalities at different times, knowing things before being told, knowing what I can control or manipulate & influence, or just, being at ease with people, having fun, loving...
My struggle is paying attention to my own needs & giving time to & pursuing my own artful interests... which sounds like you've got down. I envy you for that. I wish I could play the piano. That's something I'm going to make myself take lessons for in the near future, hopefully. I, in general, need to learn to be content when alone & do things for myself... I have many interests, but I don't really do anything about them outside of school requirements. I start many things & seldom finish any. :/
Sigh…confidence. The one thing I've never been good at. It's not like I lack confidence in myself…just confidence in everything else.
I suppose that the best answer I can give is... If you have confidence in yourself, you're already half-way there. :) I bet it's because of all those awesome things you do for yourself! No, really, because that's what I was talking about in my previous post ^^ & how someone else may one day value such things about you, too.
Well, thank you. You win the best award advice. Though you are a new recruit to Flip Squadron, you will receive instant promotion to Non Commissioned Officer!
;D
Yeah, I hate that. Inconclusive answers. A yes or no would resolve everything, but you're stuck with maybe. Anyways, I hope that works out for ya. You have better chances than me, I'm sure!
Thank you! We'll see, we'll see... I barely know him, really. I saw things about him just last night that I DON'T like. So, ha, take that, cutie. We'll see how long you have power over me... *grumble grumble*
And rape is how you say hello in Japan.
LOL.
SEX. NO MEANS YES, & YES MEANS HARDER. :P
Only part of the post I read! Nice save! :P
Thanks!!! xD
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Aww, yay! I'm so happy, 'cause I like you, too. ^^
Dawwww!
Ohhh... Neat. See, I'm the other way around. My interpersonal relationships, my friends, my lovers, people in general... That's the part of my life I am the very best at handling - exchanging emotions & words, highlighting different slivers of our personalities at different times, knowing things before being told, knowing what I can control or manipulate & influence, or just, being at ease with people, having fun, loving...
Yep, we're opposite there. I'm clueless about people. I can never give off the right vibes. Some people can be nice or horrible and people still like them. I can be nice and people will be annoyed with me, if I act like a jerk they cut me off, and I usually end up drifting or pushing people away because I can't manage the friendship.
I'm trying to be friendlier, but...I dunno. I'm not as cool in real life as I am on the internet, I guess.
My struggle is paying attention to my own needs & giving time to & pursuing my own artful interests... which sounds like you've got down. I envy you for that. I wish I could play the piano. That's something I'm going to make myself take lessons for in the near future, hopefully. I, in general, need to learn to be content when alone & do things for myself... I have many interests, but I don't really do anything about them outside of school requirements. I start many things & seldom finish any. :/
Guess we'll just have to envy each other. ;)
I suppose that the best answer I can give is... If you have confidence in yourself, you're already half-way there. :) I bet it's because of all those awesome things you do for yourself! No, really, because that's what I was talking about in my previous post ^^ & how someone else may one day value such things about you, too.
Yeah, hopefully.
Thank you! We'll see, we'll see... I barely know him, really. I saw things about him just last night that I DON'T like. So, ha, take that, cutie. We'll see how long you have power over me... *grumble grumble*
Ah...I've never been able to have feelings for people I didn't know for sure they had admirable qualities.
I'm weird like that. No love or lust at first sight for me!
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Ah...I've never been able to have feelings for people I didn't know for sure they had admirable qualities.
I'm weird like that. No love or lust at first sight for me!
Naw, I don't believe in love at first sight, at least not for me. The 2 people I have fallen in love with in my life, it was after a looong time of knowing them...
But, lol, infatuation, lust, attraction, interest, hope, good feelings, these things can definitely happen to me at first sight.
Yeah, I was attracted to him at first sight, but when I talked to him, he didn't seem much interested in me or much interesting himself, so I left it alone................. but then, all of a sudden, we really hit it off one day. We DID see admirable qualities in the other... but, urrrrgh, like a week later...... URRRRRGH.......
Well, it's done now, I suppose. Oh, well. V_V
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Naw, I don't believe in love at first sight, at least not for me. The 2 people I have fallen in love with in my life, it was after a looong time of knowing them...
I've been in love once. I didn't actually know them that long...only a month or two. And it might not have been real love at first, but it developed that by the end of the year. But this was in high school and she was two years older than me, so it obviously wouldn't have worked, even if I'd done a better job of telling her how I felt.
And to this day I still have dreams about her and it bugs me that I've never got to resolve or act on the those feelings.
But, lol, infatuation, lust, attraction, interest, hope, good feelings, these things can definitely happen to me at first sight.
I've only lusted for/attracted to that one person. I've had positive feelings for other people, but not in that sense. I'm just...special like that, I guess.
Yeah, I was attracted to him at first sight, but when I talked to him, he didn't seem much interested in me or much interesting himself, so I left it alone................. but then, all of a sudden, we really hit it off one day. We DID see admirable qualities in the other... but, urrrrgh, like a week later...... URRRRRGH.......
Well, it's done now, I suppose. Oh, well. V_V
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Well...I hope you find someone else. Soon.
Sounds like you deserve far better anyways. ^^
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I've been in love once. I didn't actually know them that long...only a month or two. And it might not have been real love at first, but it developed that by the end of the year. But this was in high school and she was two years older than me, so it obviously wouldn't have worked, even if I'd done a better job of telling her how I felt.
And to this day I still have dreams about her and it bugs me that I've never got to resolve or act on the those feelings.
Aw, I'm sorry... I still dream about the person I was in love with... "was"...
& indeed, there was someone I was MADLY... infatuated with that got away without my ever telling him how I felt, & he's the reason I never kept it to myself again.<3 Since then, I always tell them. I find this to be much more relieving, whether anything comes of it or not, & it's simply one of my values, confessing.
I've only lusted for/attracted to that one person. I've had positive feelings for other people, but not in that sense. I'm just...special like that, I guess.
Wow... I'm attracted to most people ('cause I'm special like that :P), so it's a little hard for me to wrap my head around your case. Very interesting. :)
Well...I hope you find someone else. Soon.
Sounds like you deserve far better anyways. ^^
Yeah... I think so, too. I really do.
*sigh* I'll feel better soon. :)
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eeeee. Even with white women, we can do better than that.
Too true
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Aw, I'm sorry... I still dream about the person I was in love with... "was"...
& indeed, there was someone I was MADLY... infatuated with that got away without my ever telling him how I felt, & he's the reason I never kept it to myself again.<3 Since then, I always tell them. I find this to be much more relieving, whether anything comes of it or not, & it's simply one of my values, confessing.
Yeah, me too. I don't like the idea of them not knowing. But I still don't she think she really knows. I might try reconnecting with her…I have her on Facebook, so it's not like we've lost touch. This new girl, now, I gotta figure out how to tell her. Her, I don't want to wait until the last day of school to let her know. I'll just have to see.
Wow... I'm attracted to most people ('cause I'm special like that :P), so it's a little hard for me to wrap my head around your case. Very interesting. :)
Yeah. I'm glad for it though. I'd hate letting too many people have that influence over me.
I hate feeling anything for everything…feel too much about things and it cheapens the emotion, in my mind.
Not saying everyone should believe that, it's just that's my way for my life.
Yeah... I think so, too. I really do.
*sigh* I'll feel better soon. :)
You'd better. >: }
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Yeah, me too. I don't like the idea of them not knowing. But I still don't she think she really knows. I might try reconnecting with her…I have her on Facebook, so it's not like we've lost touch. This new girl, now, I gotta figure out how to tell her. Her, I don't want to wait until the last day of school to let her know. I'll just have to see.
I wish you luck! My person does not have Facebook anymore... There's no way to get in touch without my outright stalking him, basically. Really, it's probably for the best, because I didn't know him very well, & I might be disappointed by who he is if I did somehow get the chance to befriend him again... if even just because, realistically speaking, he is almost certainly not the inspiring perfection that is the he in my memory. :)
Like I said, I don't believe I am "in love" with someone unless I have known them for a long time & feel as if I have looked into the depths of their soul, which are but 2 "requirements" with me... I know it's silly to put "requirements" on love, but I simply use this as a means of categorization. Considering all the people I have ever crushed on and am attracted to, I NEED to imagine a hierarchy in order to make sense of it all, but anyway...
Because of the 2 "requirements" mentioned above, I wasn't "in love" with him, but the mere feeling itself did indeed match the intensity of those I later accepted I was completely in love with... so he is special for having such an impact on me, whatever its name may be.
Yeah. I'm glad for it though. I'd hate letting too many people have that influence over me.
I hate feeling anything for everything…feel too much about things and it cheapens the emotion, in my mind.
Not saying everyone should believe that, it's just that's my way for my life.
Fair enough.
I love everything as a whole, & I love this feeling. I do, I do, I do-ooo. :-* 'Tis my way of life.
I have my own worries about how I fall into the trap of cheapening the emotion, but they have to do with my behavior, certain courses of action, so I am modifying my behavior these days, until I know I can give everything meaning again.
You'd better. >: }
:-*
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Ok, sweets, I'm stripping down and hopping in the shower for a few minutes, but I'll be back shortly ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/5da4fa4a85c3482f2b68f86e7a8e2b21.jpg)
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I wish you luck! My person does not have Facebook anymore... There's no way to get in touch without my outright stalking him, basically. Really, it's probably for the best, because I didn't know him very well, & I might be disappointed by who he is if I did somehow get the chance to befriend him again... if even just because, realistically speaking, he is almost certainly not the inspiring perfection that is the he in my memory. :)
I didn't know this girl that well either, but...I knew her well enough to want to know more. I'm pretty okay with horrible traits as long as the person is nice to me (which she was), it's something of a double standard I have for people I know.
Like I said, I don't believe I am "in love" with someone unless I have known them for a long time & feel as if I have looked into the depths of their soul, which are but 2 "requirements" with me... I know it's silly to put "requirements" on love, but I simply use this as a means of categorization. Considering all the people I have ever crushed on and am attracted to, I NEED to imagine a hierarchy in order to make sense of it all, but anyway...
Because of the 2 "requirements" mentioned above, I wasn't "in love" with him, but the mere feeling itself did indeed match the intensity of those I later accepted I was completely in love with... so he is special for having such an impact on me, whatever its name may be.
I'm not sure what I define as "love", typically I use that one girl as the benchmark (which is why I never dated anyone, I wasn't able to feel the same way and figured it wasn't worth it if they couldn't take her place in my heart). I guess, what I define is a) I really really like them, b) I want to know everything about them, c) I really want them to be happy more than anything. But even those three...not enough. It's an intangible. I'm very intuitive when it comes to feelings for others.
Fair enough.
I love everything as a whole, & I love this feeling. I do, I do, I do-ooo. :-* 'Tis my way of life.
I have my own worries about how I fall into the trap of cheapening the emotion, but they have to do with my behavior, certain courses of action, so I am modifying my behavior these days, until I know I can give everything meaning again.
I think that's totally cool about you, though.
Like I said, I'm perfectly fine accepting or even admiring people that are different than me.
One could even argue that reserving the feeling for only a select few might cheapen it (i.e. if you possess an incredibly valuable pearl, but hoard it away and show it to no one, it is pretty useless).
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http://quickcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AkwardFemaleSexyWarrior.jpg
Why is it that fake penises are always attached upside down?
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http://quickcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AkwardFemaleSexyWarrior.jpg
Why is it that fake penises are always attached upside down?
You're complaining about the upside downness?
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http://quickcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AkwardFemaleSexyWarrior.jpg
Why is it that fake penises are always attached upside down?
You're complaining about the upside downness?
Ohhh! That's a penis? Hmm, makes...less sense now...???
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some say that he is strange he says they are all his victims they just dont know it yet
umber is back ^_^_^_^_^_^
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I would be complaining about all those spikes :o :o :o
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I have two things to say:
A: It's definitely shaped like some sort of cock, although I understand if it's hard to tell whether it's a penis or a chicken. xD
B: I think, shadowfire, that you're referring to Moss. Umber was the brunette woman.
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umber was online posting when i put that ^_^
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i'm currently wearing pigtails.
oh and i took that picture for the jello thread last night.^_^
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OH THAT UMBER.
I get confused sometimes. :shrug:
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Do you know what this thread needs more of?
ASS SHOTS.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/5da5fb2a3d27060049ee068f2c182f71.jpg?t=1260242478)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/10bb18ec175b4e49d455fe935330c7dd.jpg?t=1260242462)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/1cc6fd4f72abc784b7ca8728f0d797da.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9c3003fa21dbe972a89e71849ba03f20.jpg)
By the way, on an off-subject, anyone else got any favorite artists whose works often involve erotic imagery? Non-anime, preferable.
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Your offerings of sexy have been accepted and your wish has been granted.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/cg64_018_sm.jpg)
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They removed that last one? Sheesh, that was the probably the least risque one!
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Wearing my old green MC of S hiking T-shirt and a pair of PJ bottoms
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couldn't resist.
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/sexline.png)
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Well, I been spending a lot of time at the chica's place this week (along with a couple of our other friends).
I've been used as a pillow a couple time! ^^
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Well, I been spending a lot of time at the chica's place this week (along with a couple of our other friends).
I've been used as a pillow a couple time! ^^
Uh oh, sounds like real life is getting dangerously close to being as good as internet life!
edit: I found this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqhpnRNyK4) funny. Actually, I'm addicted to it and have watched it like a billion times.
Warning: suggestive, no nudity but not that all safe for work.
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I've been used as a pillow a couple time! ^^
Uh oh, sounds like real life is getting dangerously close to being as good as internet life!
edit: I found this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqhpnRNyK4) funny. Actually, I'm addicted to it and have watched it like a billion times.
Warning: suggestive, no nudity but not that all safe for work.
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Yep. I'll be going over there today again...it'll be the last time I get to see her before winter break though. :(
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Status Update: We're going to the movies on Saturday!
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Yah, CDSM I think she has a thing for you.
Now is this just with her or with other friends?
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Yah, CDSM I think she has a thing for you.
Now is this just with her or with other friends?
Just me and her.
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Mission objectives near completion, stay locked on target.
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good for you! CDSM.... :-*
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Your offerings of sexy have been accepted and your wish has been granted.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/cg64_018_sm.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/cg60_032_sm.jpg)
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YES!!!
This is my FAVORITE!
I thought I was the only one who loved the shape of a girl's vulva when she's bent all the way over!
There is just something about her butt and pussy from that angle that is so primal and hot! In fact, any picture that shows a vulva area from between butt-cheeks a - female "taint" if you will, is the most sexiest thing ever. I think it's ancestral; the caveman in me cannot get enough of it. :-[
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i'm currently wearing nothing but undies and a bra
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good for you! CDSM.... :-*
Thanks. I'm going to be driving over in a couple hours. Everyone wish me luck!
YES!!!
This is my FAVORITE!
I thought I was the only one who loved the shape of a girl's vulva when she's bent all the way over!
There is just something about her butt and pussy from that angle that is so primal and hot! In fact, any picture that shows a vulva area from between butt-cheeks a - female "taint" if you will, is the most sexiest thing ever. I think it's ancestral; the caveman in me cannot get enough of it. :-[
Ah, I love it when Ronin gushes about women.
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Stay on target!
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Wearing faded black jeans and my Chicken Wings comic T-shirt.
Luck CDSM ;)
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The movie was great! Keith David makes a wonderful villain.
It went as well as I thought it would.
I know she's still not quite over her ex just yet...but I thinking after Christmas break she'll be ready for a new relationship...and if I play my cards right maybe I can be that guy.
Now, I just have to wait til then. And hope I get dealt a good set of cards.
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Sounds like you're already doing well with just the two of you though :D
A mighty Huzzah, and good luck, CDSM!
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Sounds like you're already doing well with just the two of you though :D
A mighty Huzzah, and good luck, CDSM!
Yeah. I mean, I'll be glad if I can just be her good friend. But...I'm really hopeful about this. ^^
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I love everything as a whole, & I love this feeling. I do, I do, I do-ooo. :-* 'Tis my way of life.
I have my own worries about how I fall into the trap of cheapening the emotion, but they have to do with my behavior, certain courses of action, so I am modifying my behavior these days, until I know I can give everything meaning again.
I think that's totally cool about you, though.
Like I said, I'm perfectly fine accepting or even admiring people that are different than me.
One could even argue that reserving the feeling for only a select few might cheapen it (i.e. if you possess an incredibly valuable pearl, but hoard it away and show it to no one, it is pretty useless).
Yeah, that's exactly how I feel! like all my affection & love is an incredibly valuable pearl!!! I want to share it with everyone. Cool, now I know what metaphor to use when I try to explain it to other people. Thanks. :)
Likewise, I respect the way that you live/feel & find it interesting, because it is different from me.
You are holding a pearl, & it is very special, & by showing to one or only a few people, it keeps its shine, it doesn't run a high risk of being changed, of being less than it is. It is beautiful & precious & meant for the BEST of people in your life. - Is that how the metaphor works for you??
Your offerings of sexy have been accepted and your wish has been granted.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/cg52_024_SM.jpg)
YES!!!
This is my FAVORITE!
I thought I was the only one who loved the shape of a girl's vulva when she's bent all the way over!
There is just something about her butt and pussy from that angle that is so primal and hot! In fact, any picture that shows a vulva area from between butt-cheeks a - female "taint" if you will, is the most sexiest thing ever. I think it's ancestral; the caveman in me cannot get enough of it. :-[
I agree, & I have not a caveman in me but a cavewoman. This picture gets me... aaagh #><# ... too. That is a good...good...drawing... O_O
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Yeah, that's exactly how I feel! like all my affection & love is an incredibly valuable pearl!!! I want to share it with everyone. Cool, now I know what metaphor to use when I try to explain it to other people. Thanks. :)
If there's one thing I've always been good at, it's metaphors and other arts of language.
Likewise, I respect the way that you live/feel & find it interesting, because it is different from me.
You are holding a pearl, & it is very special, & by showing to one or only a few people, it keeps its shine, it doesn't run a high risk of being changed, of being less than it is. It is beautiful & precious & meant for the BEST of people in your life. - Is that how the metaphor works for you??
That and one of the few things I took away from Christianity is "cast not thy pearls before swine" ;).
I agree, & I have not a caveman in me but a cavewoman. This picture gets me... aaagh #><# ... too. That is a good...good...drawing... O_O
How I covet your ability to feel and express those feelings. >:(
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You know what bugs me?
This whole past semester where I've started to like this new girl?
I've also been starting to think a lot more about the first (and pretty much only) girl I ever loved/lusted after.
And I'm like, why now? I thought I was over her...took me like six friggin' years to get over her. Now I finally have someone else I'm starting to be genuinely attracted to, and I gotta start feeling this again?
Grrr...don't want to be dealing with this right now...
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How I covet your ability to feel and express those feelings. >:(
You have the ability, too!
You know what bugs me?
This whole past semester where I've started to like this new girl?
I've also been starting to think a lot more about the first (and pretty much only) girl I ever loved/lusted after.
And I'm like, why now? I thought I was over her...took me like six friggin' years to get over her. Now I finally have someone else I'm starting to be genuinely attracted to, and I gotta start feeling this again?
Grrr...don't want to be dealing with this right now...
Don't let it inhibit you from loving/lusting/pursuing other people. It's okay to not be over someone forever... so long as you can go on living your life, anyway. Think of it as if you have a guardian angel over your memories... Not everyone is so lucky to have met someone that affected them so, that changed them to where they realized they COULD feel such things, & thus, have a higher chance for "will" feel such things.
I have a few guardian angels over my memories. Some of them I still see in real life, and some of them I do not. They make my life a richer place to be. :)
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You have the ability, too!
Not so well. I'm trying though. Especially if I want to be more open around this one girl...
Don't let it inhibit you from loving/lusting/pursuing other people.
Well, obviously not, since I...am not quite loving/lusting this girl I've eyes on now, but I'll probably get to that point soon. They...they are actually a lot alike. Similar body type, similar hair/eye/skin color, similar interests. There's probably a reason I'm starting to like this girl as well.
It's okay to not be over someone forever... so long as you can go on living your life, anyway. Think of it as if you have a guardian angel over your memories... Not everyone is so lucky to have met someone that affected them so, that changed them to where they realized they COULD feel such things, & thus, have a higher chance for "will" feel such things.
I have a few guardian angels over my memories. Some of them I still see in real life, and some of them I do not. They make my life a richer place to be. :)
That's good advice, thanks. The one girl I mentioned...I still have contact with her on Facebook, and she still lives in the area. I might have to try reconnecting with her somehow, even if it'll never be what I want.
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mmkay, rare gush moment, yes?
This whole past week spending time at her house, I got to see her in some damn fine jeans and pajama pants...
And she does a whole lot of bending over to pick up her cat and stuff.
And all the time my reaction is...
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/inherentatrophy/Dat_ass.jpg)
Because seriously, Day. Um.
Gushing over.
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Well, obviously not, since I...am not quite loving/lusting this girl I've eyes on now, but I'll probably get to that point soon. They...they are actually a lot alike. Similar body type, similar hair/eye/skin color, similar interests. There's probably a reason I'm starting to like this girl as well.
It happens. Every guy I've fallen for in the past 9 months reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, the only boy I've ever fallen in love with. Even before 9 months ago, guys I've felt attracted to had something similar to my ex physically that I loved.
I'm trying to break this pattern... but sometimes I think that maybe it's a pattern I was already biologically predisposed to, & my ex just so happened to be the first one to bring it out, you know? I mean, I fell in love with him way before we ever started going out. Maybe I was just meant to love these characteristics & physical features. Though, undoubtedly, once I accepted that I was in love with Taylor, the psychological component of this pattern was set...
& I only recently realized, all these girls I'm attracted to now, it's because they remind me of this one girl I developed a crush on right before I left home a year & a half ago. One girl in particular here I realized it from the start, but every other girl... I'm only now seeing it, & it's kinda creepin me out, even just really little things, like, "omg, that's her nose..." o_O;;;
*ehem* Anyways, maybe that (my first paragraph) is what's going on with you & that first girl. o.0; Destiny...
mmkay, rare gush moment, yes?
This whole past week spending time at her house, I got to see her in some damn fine jeans and pajama pants...
And she does a whole lot of bending over to pick up her cat and stuff.
Maybe she does it on purpose for you to see, the bending over.
I mean, you've seen her in her pajama pants. That sounds intimate to me. I dunno, I could be wrong. :)
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Well, obviously not, since I...am not quite loving/lusting this girl I've eyes on now, but I'll probably get to that point soon. They...they are actually a lot alike. Similar body type, similar hair/eye/skin color, similar interests. There's probably a reason I'm starting to like this girl as well.
It happens. Every guy I've fallen for in the past 9 months reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, the only boy I've ever fallen in love with. Even before 9 months ago, guys I've felt attracted to had something similar to my ex physically that I loved.
I'm trying to break this pattern... but sometimes I think that maybe it's a pattern I was already biologically predisposed to, & my ex just so happened to be the first one to bring it out, you know? I mean, I fell in love with him way before we ever started going out. Maybe I was just meant to love these characteristics & physical features. Though, undoubtedly, once I accepted that I was in love with Taylor, the psychological component of this pattern was set...
& I only recently realized, all these girls I'm attracted to now, it's because they remind me of this one girl I developed a crush on right before I left home a year & a half ago. One girl in particular here I realized it from the start, but every other girl... I'm only now seeing it, & it's kinda creepin me out, even just really little things, like, "omg, that's her nose..." o_O;;;
*ehem* Anyways, maybe that (my first paragraph) is what's going on with you & that first girl. o.0; Destiny...
I admit, that the first girl imprinted a fair bit on me. I always had a distaste for nose-rings til I liked her...then I thought they were the sexiest thing ever.
Not really an issue though. I don't seek out girls that remind me of her, this new girl doesn't remind me of her, it's just now that I think about it, they have similarities (though also a lot of differences).
Maybe she does it on purpose for you to see, the bending over.
Haha, if I didn't know better I'd think she was. But...yeah.
I mean, you've seen her in her pajama pants. That sounds intimate to me. I dunno, I could be wrong. :)
It was more like she was dressing casual that night, our other two friends were over too.
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Oh, that is a cool chick. I've gone out in my pajama pants, too. xD
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Oh man, I'm going out in pajamas tomorrow.
But there's a pajama themed night at wumpskate tomorrow. ;P
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I'd go out in my pajamas right now... but I think that they are stinky at this time. Better save it for after laundry day.
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I'd go out in my pajamas right now... but I think that they are stinky at this time. Better save it for after laundry day.
That's why you need more than one set.
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I do have more than one set. But I have a favorite. My super comfy pants with Cartman all over them. That's the one I'd like to wear out right now. But like I said, I'm pretty sure it's stinky right now...
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I do have more than one set. But I have a favorite. My super comfy pants with Cartman all over them. That's the one I'd like to wear out right now. But like I said, I'm pretty sure it's stinky right now...
Wash them in the sink?
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Cant go out in my PJ's...............its far to cold for it over here, been in the minus numbers for the past week.
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Wait, how many of you have only one set of pajamas? O.o
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seriously? my parents get me jams all the time i've got tons of pajamas. weird that i almost never wear them anymore.
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Does my skin count as PJs? 'Cos thats all I tend to wear.
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Sigh...having a bout of discouragement now...
It's going to be a tough month, not being able to see her or talk to her (cept Facebook chat and such...)
But still...that's a month...that she might find someone else to hook up with that isn't me.
I really, really hope that doesn't happen. It'd be just my luck to have another carrot dangled in front of me, only to have it snatched away before I have a chance to bite.
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Whatever man, you're such a stud it'll be like 30 seconds before the next one comes along.
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Whatever man, you're such a stud it'll be like 30 seconds before the next one comes along.
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Next what? Girl?
With the exception of the one friend I didn't really attracted to, this is the first girl I've liked in six years.
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This is going to sound weird, and probably contradictory to what I have said, but it's because I'm still trying to figure myself out and I need advice. Or because I think I just need to come out...or...something.
I think I'm asexual. When I was a kid, I never wanted to look at the women's underwear catalogues with my friends. In middle school, at my trailer park friend's birthday party, I was totally unimpressed when he took out his dad's 'nudie' pics. The only reason I was ever became interested in porn during high school because I'd never seen it before, but even still...I never cared about it.
I've had emotional interests in a few people, and was always confused by it because I didn't know how to interpret those feelings, or because I thought that because I wanted to get closer to them I wanted to get "with" them, in the romantic sense. But for many of them, that wasn't the case.
Only twice...this recent development, and one other, have I truly felt that way about. The first girl, and this new girl, I both have that attraction too, but mainly because the emotional feeling bleeds into other things, it's not a black-and-white deal.
And it's confusing...because I can't just see a pretty girl and think "I want to bone her" and I can't meet a cool girl and simply think "she's cool/hot, I want to date her" et cetera.
I have to meet someone...get to know them...then develop a sense of admiration for them. And then I start wanting to get closer to them...and that means in every way...so even if I feel the desire to...share physical intimacy with them, that's just a function of the emotional attachment I feel. And...because I'm more-or-less asexual...even if I see them as beautiful, even if I want to get to know them intimately...even if I want the whole contact comfort thing, from kissing them, or naked cuddling, or whatever...the actual thought of intercourse makes me uncomfortable. And I think...maybe, I could go ahead with it if I felt totally comfortable with the other person, but they'd have to be pretty understanding and patient and realize that it's a struggle for me, that I'm clueless and that they'd have to tell me what to do. And maybe that's a possibility, but I'm still afraid that even with all that I won't be able to give them what they need on that side of things, because I don't have much feeling for it.
And this whole confusion of what feelings I am feeling is what inhibits me. I can't tell her I just want to be friends, because I know I'll want to get closer than that. But I can't tell her I want to be more than friends, because that isn't my priority. But at the same time I don't want to explain this to her, because in case she is interested in me I don't want to close off that door by saying I not interested because I am interested, more-or-less. This all sounds complicated, and I don't want it to seem like I'm dancing around the issue, because that looks wishy-washy and unconfident, which isn't the case, the case is I am genuinely confused. I don't want it to seem like I'm being nice to her just to get in her pants, because I'm not, I genuinely care about her and I want her to know that. But if I try to explain to her that's how I feel, and that I'm not trying to get in her pants, I'm worried she'll think I'm trying to cover up the fact when that is not the case, so I need a way to tell her and ensure she understands what I'm getting at, that I'm not trying to cover up anything, I'm just confused and can't get this stuff sorted out.
(I just repeated the same point twice in one paragraph, but whatever)
So basically I want to know what she thinks of me, and tell her what I think of her.
Maybe I'm trying too hard and should just plain ask. But I don't want to be pushy or forward...
I just need the opportunity, and that's not happening til break is over, so I just need to cool off and be patient, I guess.
I'm writing up a faux-love-letter. Nothing I intend to ever give to her ('cuz that's lame) but it'll help me sort out exactly how I feel about her.
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Well if it helps in any way you could try going here AVEN (http://www.asexuality.org/home/)
Yeah, I already found that site. 8)
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So whatever happened to "Disregard females, acquire currency"? 'Cuz like all you talk about lately is girls and how much they frustrate you.
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So whatever happened to "Disregard females, acquire currency"? 'Cuz like all you talk about lately is girls and how much they frustrate you.
I lied.
Anyways I don't care about girls in the general sense. If it weren't for this particular one I'd be so free, FREE I telll you...
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The best advice I can give you is don't worry, go with the flow and enjoy the ride.
As you sort of indicated, you'd only really be interested in sex/intimacy with someone in order to express your emotional attachment to them... Which sounds fairly normal to me. But you're worrying too much about how awkward you'll be and how you'll need to be told what to do which can be a bit of a turn-off in the heat of the moment. Generally I tend to think that when you're with someone, you'll know, or you'll have a good idea if you can try this or that and if you believe you're getting the hints or signals to try it you do. If the person doesn't like it, they'll let you know and it won't be a big thing that you need to grovel and apologise about, it'll almost certainly be a "hey, hands off cheeky" or something similar.
As for bringing up the conversations about intimacy. You'll generally find that stuff like that will just pop up in conversation over time as you ask each other what you enjoy and like, outside of your intimate sessions. It's all about a progressing relationship. Once you're dating, etc, then you'll start to find that she's probably wanting you in her pants and the whole dancing around and trying to explain yourself or be politically correct is just something that doesn't matter. You will be together, you want to be together, you like each other as a person and you enjoy each others company.
Back to my original advice... Don't over analyse and don't over worry. Go with the glow and enjoy the ride. If you're not enjoying the ride, then do a bit of steering and push the flow a different way, then go with it again.
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Could somebody just remind me how long a semester is again?(im English and lazy)
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(im English and lazy)
You repeat yourself, sir.
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That's a pretty odd question!
CDSM: nothing much witty or intelligent comes up right now. I'm a bit unclear though on whether or not you're sexually attracted to her, or anyone, so would appreciate a bit of clarification.
(Why is the sex thread now the "CDSM asks for relationship advice" thread?)
But yeah, since you haven't known this girl too long, it seems like you're probably thinking too much. Not that I haven't done that before...<_<
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Back to my original advice... Don't over analyse and don't over worry. Go with the glow and enjoy the ride. If you're not enjoying the ride, then do a bit of steering and push the flow a different way, then go with it again.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I just don't like leaving things up to chance, is all.
That's a pretty odd question!
CDSM: nothing much witty or intelligent comes up right now. I'm a bit unclear though on whether or not you're sexually attracted to her, or anyone, so would appreciate a bit of clarification.
Welcome to the club. As I said, that's...part of the problem. I don't know myself.
(Why is the sex thread now the "CDSM asks for relationship advice" thread?)
Because I'm the only one that posts anything anymore, at least by sheer volume because I'm obsessing over the problem, yeah?
But yeah, since you haven't known this girl too long, it seems like you're probably thinking too much. Not that I haven't done that before...<_<
Well, I've known her for four months now, and have gotten to know her fairly well in that time. It's not like some chick I met last week.
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oh...woops. It seemed way shorter than that!
guess I've been working too hard.
oh has it been that quiet in here? <.<
but...really? You can't tell if your sexually attracted to her?
edit: anyway, at least now the convo. is sexually oriented.
edit2: possibly.
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oh...woops. It seemed way shorter than that!
Probably 'cuz I only just recently brought it up. When I made my first post on the issue, it'd already been brewing for awhile, I just didn't think that hard on it since I didn't realize I had feelings concerning her at the time. Also, because she wasn't single at the time so I was ignoring it.
guess I've been working too hard.
oh has it been that quiet in here? <.<
Without akasha to demand tribute, yeah.
but...really? You can't tell if your sexually attracted to her?
Because I don't experience sexual attraction in the same way as other people.
I don't just look at a pretty girl and think "I would like to fornicate with her".
I am emotionally attracted to her, definitely. And that entails a desire to get to know her better/closer with her in any way I can, which to degree includes a desire for physical intimacy…but that's a secondary feeling and one I am not accustomed to having.
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interesting...well it's always a secondary feeling for me too, but it definitely sounds different from what you're talking about. So but you say you don't really enjoy porn either?
I'm probably getting off pretty soon, but I'll get your reply sometime soon..
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interesting...well it's always a secondary feeling for me too, but it definitely sounds different from what you're talking about. So but you say you don't really enjoy porn either?
No, I find it impossible to get aroused by porn. I mean, unless it was porn of the girl I like, but that's really creepy to think about, y'know?
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Speaking of "dat ass" ...
(http://www.aroms.com/anime/pics/swimsuit/aroms.com-swims-059.jpg)
Pretty nice, eh? Nice outline of "other parts", too ;D.
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Seriously guys, always needing me to whip you back into shape when I've been gone for short bits. tsk. tsk.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/29e803ae7404ab6989e5352c3c15854c.jpg)
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I'll work on some sexy tomorrow morning.
Finally take those photos I've been meaning to post.
Back to my original advice... Don't over analyse and don't over worry. Go with the glow and enjoy the ride. If you're not enjoying the ride, then do a bit of steering and push the flow a different way, then go with it again.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I just don't like leaving things up to chance, is all.
Yeah I can remember those early days of dating/relationships despite my old age, so I can sympathise/understand.
I remember thinking through millions of plans, situations, scenarios and what if's when I dated the first couple of times. And I certainly know that if someone had told me not to over think/analyse then I still probably wouldn't have been able to stop myself even if I know they're right so this might just have to be something you weather.
I can only give you comfort in the knowledge that once you're "together" the feeling/need to analyse and plan each progression of the relationship and intimacy will grow less and less the longer you date.
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You know, I feel like a sleazy otaku only posting anime pics, but:
a) that's all I have, since it's art and I like art
b) because it's art, it seems more okay than posting actual naked women, cuz that would just make it a porn thread
c) all I have is anime cuz I don't know any other good artists aside from Luis Royo (whose art is also scary)
So yeah. More animu!
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/6de12ee2a9b481f8451754eb9add6cc4.jpg?t=1261012073)
shower pic.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/2461fc5583db160538df5a649639f540.jpg?t=1261012069)
hurray for nice jeans.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/10e2540473e1519d6bc9887fbf7672fe.jpg?t=1261012068)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/f9df3a8cf669651ae585501c3e8dfed3.jpg?t=1261012091)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/ccbff2c1d313412090fd619a41fa81fe.jpg?t=1261012096)
Yay for toe curls.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/6a0c801813583a4d96d658995df5beda.jpg?t=1261012072)
Yeah I can remember those early days of dating/relationships despite my old age, so I can sympathise/understand.
I remember thinking through millions of plans, situations, scenarios and what if's when I dated the first couple of times. And I certainly know that if someone had told me not to over think/analyse then I still probably wouldn't have been able to stop myself even if I know they're right so this might just have to be something you weather.
I can only give you comfort in the knowledge that once you're "together" the feeling/need to analyse and plan each progression of the relationship and intimacy will grow less and less the longer you date.
Yeah. Anyway, I went to the library and got some books on relationship advice. And stuff. Figured it couldn't hurt to read up on what the experts say, rather than relying on people on the internet.
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heh, wait till you start thinking the relationship is going to turn sexual and you begin buying books left, right and centre on intercourse, cunnilingus, Kama Sutra, etc. :-[
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Charles: Good, tomorrow is the 25th iteration of the demon goddess veneration day, and the rituals demand sexy.
Also, CDSM, that doesn't make you a sleazy otaku. I generally do the same for just about the same reasons. (with the exception of a few really hot actual pron pics)
Now, sexy rituals, I demand them.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/previewd744e2882a07b206b52fda9785aa06ec.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/preview51967d5d96896dd7a165416133865af0.jpg)
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heh, wait till you start thinking the relationship is going to turn sexual and you begin buying books left, right and centre on intercourse, cunnilingus, Kama Sutra, etc. :-[
Yeah, probably. Unfortunately "Sex For Dummies" had been checked out.
Charles: Good, tomorrow is the 25th iteration of the demon goddess veneration day, and the rituals demand sexy.
Also, CDSM, that doesn't make you a sleazy otaku. I generally do the same for just about the same reasons. (with the exception of a few really hot actual pron pics)
Now, sexy rituals, I demand them.
Hah, yeah. I don't really know how to judge real women anyhow.
Really like the designs on that second one, by the way.
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*right-click, Save Image*
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*right-click, Save Image*
fapfapfapfapfap
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:-\ I disapear for 24 hours and look what happens I miss all these images
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(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6010263-lg.jpg)
(http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/22/mating-penguins_3501.jpg)
(http://media.alaska.com/smedia/2008/10/20/12/988-649-moosejoust-lg.standalone.prod_affiliate.23.jpg)
(http://blog.jeffreyvandaele.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/JVD_2887.jpg)
(http://images.whatsthatbug.com/images/widows_mating_rus.jpg)
(http://www.earlham.edu/~burksje/Slug%20mating.jpg)
(http://isntanything.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/2008-tri-nations-australia-v-new-zealand_1193802.jpg)
(http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/MatingA.jpg)
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Time to post some images worthy of the Sex Thread.
I present... CHARLES WITH BEER
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharBEER.JPG)
DRAGON BALL CHARLES
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharKAME.JPG)
GAMER CHARLES
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharGAME.JPG)
There will be worse to come later :'(
*Evil Laugh*
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You are totaly INSANE!!!!!!!! :-* :-* :-*
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Damn and I worked slightly hard on that rituals post. All for naught. :(
edit: OMG!!! Look at the shadow in the first picture!!! :o
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It's the bottle :-*
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@Umber - Nice! I love boobies! And while rugby players ain't my style(really, really not my style, we know this) I am obligated to say "CARN THE WALLABIES!"
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:-\ hmmmm ok have to re-enter the compation and come up with another unbeatable photo, so far no one has tried to copy my ski pic ;D
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@Umber - Nice! I love boobies! And while rugby players ain't my style(really, really not my style, we know this) I am obligated to say "CARN THE WALLABIES!"
I believe you were also obligated to comment on charles' bare ass, but that's ok...I admire your powers of...ignoring other men's bare asses?
I thought it might get a reaction out of one or two people here, given some of the countries represented.
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@Umber - Nice! I love boobies! And while rugby players ain't my style(really, really not my style, we know this) I am obligated to say "CARN THE WALLABIES!"
I believe you were also obligated to comment on charles' bare ass, but that's ok...I admire your powers of...ignoring other men's bare asses?
I thought it might get a reaction out of one or two people here, given some of the countries represented.
To be fair, I think the proper name for the pose the all blacks are pulling there is "What I look like when I've just entered a sheep."
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Tsk tsk tsk!
You're just jealous because the all blacks rock!
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Not the ass I most wanted to see...
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Tsk tsk tsk!
You're just jealous because the all blacks rock!
Oh, they play a brilliant game of rugby. One of the two great rugby teams in the world. But they're still kiwis, but being the nice bloke I am, I won't hold shagging sheep against them.
After all, they have velcro gloves for that sort of thing.
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AHEM. This r not rugby thred, this r srs teh sex thed, mkay?
You have two relevant topics to discuss:
1) Sex or Sexy Pictures
2) My relationship troubles
Now git back awn tawpic!
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AHEM. This r not rugby thred, this r srs teh sex thed, mkay?
You have two relevant topics to discuss:
1) Sex or Sexy Pictures
2) My relationship troubles
Now git back awn tawpic!
Hey, they have sex with sheep, it counts.
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]Hey, they have sex with sheep, it counts.
Pix or it's off-topic.
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Coming back onto the topic of CDSM's relationship troubles, could you talk to anyone(a good friend preferably) (not on the internet) about this who knows the girl in question vaguely well? I was in the same position couple of months ago and I talked to someone who knew the girl I fancied well and it really helped. Make sure you can trust them though.
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Coming back onto the topic of CDSM's relationship troubles, could you talk to anyone(a good friend preferably) (not on the internet) about this who knows the girl in question vaguely well? I was in the same position couple of months ago and I talked to someone who knew the girl I fancied well and it really helped. Make sure you can trust them though.
Possibly. There are a couple. One that I know I can trust, but doesn't know her *that* well.
The other is a mutual friend who is pretty tight with her, but I don't think I can trust him with this just yet, because he might not be willing to support me in this matter, since he and I aren't so close.
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Well I would maybe talk it over with the one you can trust and see what he says about it.
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Well I would maybe talk it over with the one you can trust and see what he says about it.
The one I trust is a she, for the record.
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]Hey, they have sex with sheep, it counts.
Pix or it's off-topic.
You really want a pix of that?... :-X
Well... OK.
(http://www.freemental.co.za/beavis/Images/shee-shagger.jpg)
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I didn't say I *wanted* it, I just said it was relevant to the thread. :P
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lol, charles....i just saw your pics...it made me laugh!!Great!You are crazy!
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WAIT. wait. (holy shit Charles, you really can see a shadow....thing...)
...wait.
I demand sexy, and you guys put out rugby and sheepfucking, which are both decidedly the opposite of sexy. Fail. FAIL.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/1236527054733.jpg)
Do it better.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKASHAYI!!!
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/happybdayakasha.jpg?t=1261084999)
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WAIT. wait. (holy shit Charles, you really can see a shadow....thing...)
...wait.
I demand sexy, and you guys put out rugby and sheepfucking, which are both decidedly the opposite of sexy. Fail. FAIL.
Do it better.
Yes Mistress Akashayi
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharWASHYe.JPG)
But... Could you help me wash my back? I can't reach some parts.
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharSOAPYe.JPG)
AND YES!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AKASHAYI!
THE DEMON GODDESS OF SEX!
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*faints*
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Best birthday cake ever. <3
Also, Charles, I keep wanting to fix your horse stance in that naked dbz picture. >.>
Much better guys. Now, more sexy.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/805dec1ed5e43c25aecb3c6642a964f9.jpg)
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And a lovely pic you've posted yourself. The sex thread is finally starting to cater to both sexes I think *lol*
As for the Horse stance... Yeah, I took like 20 shots to get one that good. The rest were either worse for the stance or didn't quite show my hands... which made me look like i was "busy" with myself. In the end I got that one and decided it was good enough *shrug*
Tribute has been payed to the Demon Goddess on this, her 25th Veneration.
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Here's what photobucket when you search for bdsm:
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/epb6507/Graphics/Sexuality/Fetishes%20Etc/BDSM/203.jpg)
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/epb6507/Graphics/Sexuality/Fetishes%20Etc/BDSM/hot-8.jpg)
(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp38/John_Lenin/BDSM.gif)
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/redheadsm.jpg)
Those are pretty hot, CDSM, and I get pretty picky. I am pleased.
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I am honored to have pleased you with my choices.
Here's a full image of my avatar. I imagine photobucket will nuke it shortly, so enjoy while it lasts! (I don't know why they would, it's not like it shows anything...that one "fuck me blindfold" pic is just the same.)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/000fcd51f610edcf38e0ff701982a415.jpg?t=1261107423)
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OMG! Why didn't you post that full image earlier CDSM?! It's AWESOME!
*right-click, save image*
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OMG! Why didn't you post that full image earlier CDSM?! It's AWESOME!
*right-click, save image*
I was being selfish. It *is* a good one though. the hair, the eyes, the grin, the boobs.
I'm using it as my desktop wallpaper.
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You ever just sit down, and all of a sudden think, "Good heavens, I wish someone else's tongue was in my mouth!"?
Because that's how I feel right now.
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"Good heavens, I wish someone else's tongue was in my mouth!"?
HELL YES! Gods, passion is too often thought of as just straight sex but making out feverishly is just do damned wonderful sometimes.
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"Good heavens, I wish someone else's tongue was in my mouth!"?
HELL YES! Gods, passion is too often thought of as just straight sex but making out feverishly is just do damned wonderful sometimes.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING THE BURNING FEELING OF SEXUAL AND EMOTIONAL FRUSTRATION.
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here are some ninjas
Ninjas are definitely sexy.
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here are some ninjas
Ninjas are definitely sexy.
TOTALLY AGREE
NUDE NINJA NSFW (http://images42.fotki.com/v1371/photos/2/280475/1006881/akane03-vi.jpg)
I think the image should be alright for here but I know some are a bit more sensitive to the bits so *shrug*
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TOTALLY AGREE
NUDE NINJA NSFW (http://images42.fotki.com/v1371/photos/2/280475/1006881/akane03-vi.jpg)
I think the image should be alright for here but I know some are a bit more sensitive to the bits so *shrug*
She's a ninja cuz of the mask...yeah.
Conveniently placed sword.
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She's a ninja cuz of the mask...yeah.
And the Sword! Don't forget the sword :P
Conveniently placed sword.
Not quite convenient enough, hence why I decided to link it rather than post it straight *shrug*
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I'm asexual... But damn thats hot!
lol, okay, I know, I'm contrary. I admit, I'm in sort of a...gray area.
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*lol* I wasn't trying to have a go at you. I just figure that for something you might say and it seemed like an awesome comment to make.
Anyone else noticing a lot of awesomeness around here today? Must be the Demon Goddess causing it all (Her Veneration and all).
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I desperately want someone's tongue in my mouth right now, for sure.
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I desperately want someone's tongue in my mouth right now, for sure.
Yeah, well, I've only ever had one tongue in my mouth that wasn't mine.
And that belonged to a cow.
Which I was eating. For dinner.
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Sorry. Can't help you. Despite all I am still married... for now at least... And there's the issue of distance. :-\ :P ::)
I'd send you a virtual tongue but I know its just a useless placebo.
Thats it. I'm going home. Enough work for the week.
Hell, I might take more photos when I get there. That could help.
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I just finished watching Mickey's Christmas Carol, so yeah, I'm ready for bed. Good night y'all, and God bless us, every one.
With tongue kissing.
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Yeah, take more pictures! It's still my birthday over here.
I just have to live with wanting a tongue in my mouth... And there's one specific one I wouldn't mind at all. >.<
And I'm four shots of shochu in..
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HOME! and already down to a G-String only!
The Mrs. Isn't here... I half recall some mention about her possibly going to a concert with a friend ages ago. Guess she's there.
WOOHOO! House to myself! Time to take and post nude photos, Drink Beer, surf porn and enjoy some relaxing masturbation *sigh*
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OH NO!
The Camera needs charging :(
Alright, it's in the charger. I'll enjoy a beer in the mean time and you can enjoy this picture of a cute, blonde pole dancer in the mean time. Oh and Hey! My skype is working 8)
CUTE BLONDE POLE DANCER (http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/sexy-blonde-pole-dancer.jpg)
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Prepare to rip your eyes out
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharWORK1.JPG)
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//CharLAID1.JPG)
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Stephen Fry's reading of harry potter recut into Porn. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2pFYYEiko)
And the Sequel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW_7FzbYsEI)
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You have too much time on your hands, no need to rip my eyes out just take my glasses off :P
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Stephen Fry's reading of harry potter recut into Porn. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2pFYYEiko)
And the Sequel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW_7FzbYsEI)
Yep, I heard that. Love the background music.
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Prepare to rip your eyes out
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki//CharLAID1.JPG)
Fuckin' EPIC!!!!!!!
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You wanna know what's FRUSTRATING?
Well, yes, there's desperate craving emotional and physical intimacy with another human being, but...
That AND the fact that I have an inexplicable cut on my masturbation hand.
So now I have no way to vent my frustrations. GRRR!!!!
I'm gonna have to go back to biting my arms.
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You could always just use the other hand....
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You could always just use the other hand....
It's not the same!!!
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Yeah but it's better the nothing at all...... right?
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eek. Yeah, I used to burn through vibrators like nothing else and... it can be torture, so, I empathize >.>
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Yeah but it's better the nothing at all...... right?
Technically it *is* nothing. It's like trying to get high off heroin, but you ain't got no heroin to shoot up, you just draw blood with a need and shoot that up and pretend it's getting you what you need!
But whatever, I'm cooled off naturally by now.
eek. Yeah, I used to burn through vibrators like nothing else and... it can be torture, so, I empathize >.>
I've jack off more times this week than I have in like...this entire year. WHAT IS THIS GIRL DOING TO ME!?!?!
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WHAT IS THIS GIRL DOING TO ME!?!?!
Turning you into an Arm-wrestling champion, apparently.
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I desperately want someone's tongue in my mouth right now, for sure.
This almost made me...never mind that would be TMI...
Did I miss Akasha's birthday? :(
Last minute present:
(http://www.excaliburbrothers.com/members/697427/uploaded/20-241l.jpg)
Love you Akasha! Though I don't really know that for sure because my only overriding emotion for you is lust :P
I think I might love you though!
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Two swords one sheath eh? You're a dirty, dirty man. <3
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Nothing's ever wrong with a bit of pain, right? ;)
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Late birthday offering for you Akashayi:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/5a4fe3b1113f5fa43f0cdfc983a38711.jpg)
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Yeesh wow that's a pretty good one Odd.
Wow.
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Two swords one sheath eh? You're a dirty, dirty man. <3
;D ;D
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Late, but not unappreciated in the slightest. Hot!
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/1237103713190.jpg)
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I've decided to dedicate tonight and tomorrow to drawing porn. Any requests?
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Yes! The one thing/act/anything you find the absolute sexiest! It's like psyche voyeurism. ;P
./ponder
Or something with a steampunk/mad science theme. Don't get a lot of that.
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Yes! The one thing/act/anything you find the absolute sexiest! It's like psyche voyeurism. ;P
./ponder
Or something with a steampunk/mad science theme. Don't get a lot of that.
What I find sexiest? Leg hugs.
But yeah, I'm doing porn of my original characters. One's a scary engineer type chick, so a steampunk strap-on scene might be possible...hm...
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But yeah, I'm doing porn of my original characters. One's a scary engineer type chick, so a steampunk strap-on scene might be possible...hm...
That would be very yes.
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But yeah, I'm doing porn of my original characters. One's a scary engineer type chick, so a steampunk strap-on scene might be possible...hm...
That would be very yes.
All right then...BDSM lesbians are a-go.
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eek. Yeah, I used to burn through vibrators like nothing else and... it can be torture, so, I empathize >.>
I've jack off more times this week than I have in like...this entire year. WHAT IS THIS GIRL DOING TO ME!?!?!
@Akashayi: Get one of those vibrating massage arms that plug into the wall. Much more powerful and you'll never suffer the frustration of batteries dying at the wrong moment.
@CDSM: Use of the off hand can give some unique experiences. It often takes longer so you can stretch out the experience. Or you can find new ways to use your good hand without affecting the cut... It's all good :P
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The onanism guru speaks! ;P
The problem was that the vibrators kept breaking.... so I ended up spending the extra cash to get a fancy ass ergonomic one. I still have problems with batteries... but my current vibrator has lasted me a good long time now... no complaints ^^;
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I remember seeing some serious luxury ones in a Sydney store once. Forget the $20-$100 stuff, these things started from $300.00 and had 3 year warranties. I can't remember the details... Swedish design or something *shrug*
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Late, but not unappreciated in the slightest. Hot!
(image)
So was that one! *adjusts pants* Jeez!
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ALRIGHT PEOPLE
*Gulps back liquid courage*
IT'S TIME FOR THE FULL MONTY
WARNING NSFW - FULL FRONTAL
Below are links to full frontal Charles. This is not a joke, it is not a link to a picture of a sausage, this is me and my WANG out for display (non-errect). DO NOT CLICK if you don't want to see this.
NSFW Brokeback Charles NSFW (http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharFULL1.JPG)
NSFW Laidback char pants NSFW (http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharLAIDF1.JPG)
NSFW Laidback char full NSFW (http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/CharLAIDF2.JPG)
WARNING NSFW - FULL FRONTAL
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*DOES NOT CLICK*
Thanks for the heads up! (ahem) :D
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Was it enough? Maybe I'll put another giant WARNING sign at the end too *shrug*
P.S. I'm heading off now but if you see complaints, feel free to remove/edit it UIS. Cheers mate.
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Hehehe... Demon Goddess and great pants adjuster, apparently. I'm ok with that ^^
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/1237176400943.jpg)
Also, I totally clicked. I clicked those fuckers like they've never been clicked before.
(and for some reason, I just can't take it seriously when you've got such a serious looking face. it's so freaking serious! ./cracks up more )
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@Akashayi: Ahhh, you've Clickolated me :o ;D :P
EDIT: Yeah, I have little time to get into position when I hit the button to take the picture, so I often forget to smile and I'm usually concentrating on getting into the position. Plus I think I've found the current facial hair arrangement hides traces of any slight smile so maybe I'll shave it off to look a bit more jolly and friendly... But then I loose my awesome Borrimir look :-\
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Was it enough? Maybe I'll put another giant WARNING sign at the end too *shrug*
P.S. I'm heading off now but if you see complaints, feel free to remove/edit it UIS. Cheers mate.
no no you're fine!
nice penis by the way (I'm just assuming!)
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Hah. The boromir look is amusing... but I'm trying so hard not to make distasteful "one ring" jokes at your marital expense. Please, stop me. >.<
I didn't mean to discount the fact that it must have taken balls... figurative and literal... to post those images on the internet. So, cheers!
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/50483337.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261300973&Signature=dzVg1Q%2Bc32BQWRS5VnJGHfOpKvU%3D)
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Well, there goes any chance of masturbating in the next few days. Thanks a lot ;P
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Well, there goes any chance of masturbating in the next few days. Thanks a lot ;P
For you maybe.
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Hah. The boromir look is amusing... but I'm trying so hard not to make distasteful "one ring" jokes at your marital expense. Please, stop me. >.<
I didn't mean to discount the fact that it must have taken balls...
The boromir look is awesome. At any cost!
so are balls weird to girls? I've always wondered this. Like, do you ever look at them and just be like wtf?
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I dunno, Male genitalia has always made a lot of sense to me. And I still don't entirely understand female parts. God I'm queer.
There is one thing about balls though... they do that funny undulating thing when you touch them. hehehe.... ./touch touch touch.
Freaking amusing.
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HA Yeah, I gotta admit, I like having male genetalia.
Seriously. Such a powerful expression of your sexuality and the ability to display your arousal with erection, moving testicals, etc together with an orgasam thats not holding anything back. It's just an awesome organ IMHO. Heh, It's a show-off of an organ though *lol*
Vaginas doo pretty good as well though. You've got all the lubrication to display how horny you are, plus the pubic hair can actually hide all the details if you so desire. and, to be honest, it's actually a more beautiful organ than the penis. I know this is in all the literature and crap but I'd seriously liken it to a beautiful flower even if the literature hadn't made that comparison it's self.
Here's to the human genetalia *raises his... 8th beer*
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Hahaha, now we all know what you rented out when you went back to the video store. ;P
I just like the human body. Both male and female. I think it's a wonderful thing and people should be more open about it. ./raises her not-beer and drinks a toast with you
edit: and for all my gender dysphoria... I have to admit I rather like having boobies. Really like the shape of my own and they're funny when the jiggle.
jiggle jiggle.
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Yeah, thats the one thing I'm jealous of. I don't know if I'd like breasts, but SOMETHING that guys could do a better job of displaying or showing off in public a bit. There's just only so much you can do with the arse and girls have one as well anyhow :(
*sips more beer*
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Guys can show off their moobs? >.>;
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True. But mine are small :(
*Cry* I have such small Moobs!
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There there. ./pats your back
You should leave the boobs to girls, where it's sexy.
God, I love boobs.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/009815407.gif)
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Guys should get implants
... Oh wait, they do :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbZyir6rPZo
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:'( :'( :'( :o
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Oh you know you love it oddball. Go for it mate. Well... Go for smiles... Akashayi will probably just set you up with a guy and then force you to make out while she masturbates to the show and throws a knife in your direction whenver the action gets boring.
...Sad thing is I find that kinky *starts his 13th beer*
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pass one over think I need it after reading that post :-\
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/absinthewhisper/bondage.jpg)
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Yay...snow!! I just woke up and just went outside with my flatmate :) YAY
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*cry* I WANT SNOOOOOW :(
... After this next beer maybe
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did you say YAY since you just pushed your flat mate under a passing snowplough?
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@CDSM: Use of the off hand can give some unique experiences. It often takes longer so you can stretch out the experience. Or you can find new ways to use your good hand without affecting the cut... It's all good :P
I figure as long as there's no other person to keep my attention/that I have to please, I'd just as soon get it over as soon as possible. I'm not interested in pleasure, just getting out the frustration. Which I only turn to masturbation for because it's easier to hide than self-harm (not that I avoid self-harm entirely...huzzah for my developing biting fetish). Besides, if I drag on too long I'll just lose interest. It's hard enough (har har) for me to just get turned on and stay that way for any length of time.
The onanism guru speaks! ;P
I always hated that word. It's totally incorrect. Onan didn't masturbate, he jizzed on his brother's wife's thigh 'cuz he didn't want to get her pregnant.
HA Yeah, I gotta admit, I like having male genetalia.
Seriously. Such a powerful expression of your sexuality and the ability to display your arousal with erection, moving testicals, etc together with an orgasam thats not holding anything back. It's just an awesome organ IMHO. Heh, It's a show-off of an organ though *lol*
This is something I don't think I could ever admit to anybody other than you guys, but I totally wish I had a vagina. I don't like having dangly bits down there.
edit: and for all my gender dysphoria... I have to admit I rather like having boobies. Really like the shape of my own and they're funny when the jiggle.
jiggle jiggle.
I also wish I had big tits as well. And wide hips. Damn, I wish I was a woman.
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Ok, now leana, could you do that in the snow without clothes on? ;) Please? with pics? ;D
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You dont want the poor girl to get cold..................how about just with a hat on? ;D
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right....nope....i was wearing my relaxingpants...and ive been wearing these all day...together with a big sweater...cause it's cold!!!!!cold yes!!!
I just noticed your pics Charles....O My god....that's courageous :D
Nice pics :)
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Ok, how about in your room then? :P
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I've got a few sketches started that are coming along pretty well.
When I finish 'em, I'll put 'em up. ;)
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Somehow i think you both should go and please yourself....and maybe post some pics...
I'll just keep my clothes on... :)
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Somehow i think you both should go and please yourself....and maybe post some pics...
I'll just keep my clothes on... :)
Leaves more to the imagination, right?
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LiyYoDsJrN8/SiZ7TCWKeYI/AAAAAAAABs4/KCO9RICndnI/s400/global-warming.jpg)
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Here's my first sketch. I will probably try coloring it.
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Very nice CDSM. You have some great talent there.
I love the added necklace and dots under the side of the eye. Just adds character somehow.
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Is it me or is there smiley faces on her nipples? :'( :-\
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HAHA! You're right! Thats awesome! You look at something and smile, it's nice to have it smile back :P
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Very nice CDSM. You have some great talent there.
I love the added necklace and dots under the side of the eye. Just adds character somehow.
It's an anti-eyebrow piercing. I dunno why, but I'm in love with them.
She's also got ankh-shaped earrings on, but you can only barely see it.
She's supposed to have tattoos, as well, but I forgot to draw them.
Is it me or is there smiley faces on her nipples? :'( :-\
A result of me trying to draw out the nipple with just black lines. It'll look better when I add shading and stuff.
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Thought I was seeing things there. Was about to book another eye exam. this is how the convo would of went:
"Ah so you want to book another eye test"
"Yes"
"May I ask why?"
"I thought I saw smiley faces on a pair of nipples some one drew on a picture posted in a forum I'm a member of"
"Ah goodbye"
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Nice :)
Can't wait to see it colored, if indeed you are going to.
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I await the tats with great anticipation. Actually, I forget. Who has tats here? I don't have any myself but I'm sure a few 'round here had some.
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I don't.... simply because I haven't found a design worthy of my flesh yet.
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the tat Idea is on a slow burn....very slow burn
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I don't.... simply because I haven't found a design worthy of my flesh yet.
Same here. No clue what I'd get. Something spidery, maybe. I like spiders.
But otherwise, I'd get sick of it. Wish I could just pattern my skin at will, like a chameleon.
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I keep thinking a puppy paw print... I don't know why.
I've always liked the straight black ink body art as opposed to colours... Some of the maori body art fascinates me.
(http://www.robdeut.com/tattoo_maori_marquesan/images/maori_tattoo.jpg)
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Next one. This one is hardcore, so don't check it out if you're not okay with it.
This one has a few more mistakes in it....I *seriously* fucked up on the guy's arm and had to clean it up a bit (like, his forearm went in a wrong direction so it'd have to be freakishly long to connect back up to the shoulder, and I inked it before thinking about it). There's some other errors too, but all in all pretty good for my first sex drawing.
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Nice work. Although I preferred the girl when she had fuller hips but *shrug*.
I like how the guy has some meat on his bones/chest. It's probably my only nit-pic in Brion's style is that all the guys are very slim but *shrug* it's just his style, not really an error or problem... Heck I think it's fairly common through the whole manga/anime world.
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Nice work. Although I preferred the girl when she had fuller hips but *shrug*.
Yeah, she's supposed to. I'm still not used to poses aside from "just standing there".
I like how the guy has some meat on his bones/chest. It's probably my only nit-pic in Brion's style is that all the guys are very slim but *shrug* it's just his style, not really an error or problem... Heck I think it's fairly common through the whole manga/anime world.
He's actually more muscular in this picture than he's supposed to be, but, ah well. He's supposed to be a skinnier guy.
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The boobs and nipples thread!
Ya- GODDAMNIT CHARLES!
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MWAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!
I doubt anyone here will go as far as me but *meh* it's all fun.
Here's the smurf-safe edition for anyone curious *lol*
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/CharFULL1.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/CharLAIDF1.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/CharLAIDF2.jpg)
Thank God for Smurfs hu?
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Well thats enough of me anyway. SOMEONE ELSE TAKE SOME SEXY AND FUN PHOTOS AND POST 'EM!
I think mine lost some of the fun element thanks to my serious expression :( Damn I just wish I could have pulled a smile in time rather than over-think it *shrug*
Now I'm sure everyone has seen many of these images but I want to post them again anyway 'cos... well... They're just damn hot IMHO. You guys got any good body paint images out there?
(http://www.euphoria-magazine.com/images/stories/lifestyle/sexy-body-art/01.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e9zx813p3sw/SbThwrOqcWI/AAAAAAAAE7Y/aJZAWw6VxX4/s400/Daniella+Sarahyba+body+art+paint-1.jpg)
(http://www.troodi.com/files/60a8ed7afdfd.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e9zx813p3sw/SRR0VOTtTrI/AAAAAAAAC9I/zCcQvyi9Egs/s400/chocolate+body+art+(3).jpg)
(http://azahar.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/body-art.jpg)
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Know what I like? Girls dancing. For some reason watching that sort of thing heat me up a LOT more than watching two people bang (which doesn't turn me on at all...it's boring).
Also:
(http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/body-painting-2.jpg)
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Here's another one:
(http://data23.sevenload.com/slcom/rq/rw/ogeihed/xmokhkkinpmd.jpg~/Sexy-bodypainting.jpg)
Man, it's tough to find really sexy bodypainting photos. Most of them are artistic, or sexy but not sexy enough.
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LiyYoDsJrN8/SiZ37M_7O8I/AAAAAAAABrw/6N5vwcqhoBw/s1600/art.jpg)
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(http://www.boingboing.net/200912211405.jpg)
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Damn she's hot... I don't know what it is but there's just something about the shy/geeky looking Librarian girl which is simply HAWWWWT
EDIT: HAHA, damn I found this image funny
(http://aidenvdh.rootnode.net/fun_gallery/imgs/1191653694868.gif)
Seriously, don't just concentrate on the one the guy is using. Imagine using each of them. The last one on the right is particularly funny ;D
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Damn she's hot... I don't know what it is but there's just something about the shy/geeky looking Librarian girl which is simply HAWWWWT
EDIT: HAHA, damn I found this image funny
(http://aidenvdh.rootnode.net/fun_gallery/imgs/1191653694868.gif)
Seriously, don't just concentrate on the one the guy is using. Imagine using each of them. The last one on the right is particularly funny ;D
You seen the real version of that picture? Not as cool, admittedly.
http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/arts/graphics/sofitel_small.jpg
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HAHA! thats what we need on Urinal cakes.
God bless the internet!
(http://aidenvdh.rootnode.net/fun_gallery/imgs2/1191870505700.jpg)
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There's only one thing I can say to that, Charles.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/56k-porn-demotivational-posters.jpg)
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The boobs and nipples thread!
Ya- GODDAMNIT CHARLES!
hahahaha Come here more.
Here's the smurf-safe edition for anyone curious *lol*
I wasn't curious!
but haha. Yeah that serious Boromir expression does make it pretty funny. You do look quite a lot like Boromir too!
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Sketch number three is done!
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Sketch number three is done!
God-DAMN that guy is cut.
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He's fit, but have to make up for size with skill XD
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He's fit, but have to make up for size with skill XD
Hey, I gotta get all insecure when I see other people's porn, I sure as hell ain't gonna feel insecure from my own porn. :P
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I think he's currently relying on her skill, not his own. ;P
also, the pron is awesome, CDSM, though I haven't seen any lesbians yet. >.>
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Lol, great point CDSM :P
But yeah, I have to agree with akasha, your drawings are awsome :) I like how they successfully convey a sense of passion and subtle happyness at the same time :)
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*lol* people are way too accustomed to dicks in porn to realise that the one drawn there is pretty much the average reality.
Heck, its certainly doing the job for that girl. Here's to a real life penis *raises glass*
I like how she's cradling his head and all. Very nice work CDSM.
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I think he's currently relying on her skill, not his own. ;P
also, the pron is awesome, CDSM, though I haven't seen any lesbians yet. >.>
Thanks. And I'm working on it. I'm just...figuring out a position.
Lol, great point CDSM :P
But yeah, I have to agree with akasha, your drawings are awsome :) I like how they successfully convey a sense of passion and subtle happyness at the same time :)
What can I say, I like my people---especially the girls---to be happy during sex.
Though...that's going to change in the next drawing, probably. ;)
*lol* people are way too accustomed to dicks in porn to realise that the one drawn there is pretty much the average reality.
Heck, its certainly doing the job for that girl. Here's to a real life penis *raises glass*
I like how she's cradling his head and all. Very nice work CDSM.
Thanks!
I mean, there's that whole "real woman" campaign for chubby women, we need a "real men" campaign for guys in the 4-6 inch range.
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We interrupt this thread to you bring you Moments of DAMN! with CDSM.
DAMN!
How awesome is it to have an entire freaking poem written down your body?
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/35io-1.jpg)
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I think it's a song. Yeah, "Waiting for the Great Destruction":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SkHd3e7v9g
waiting for the lights to change
the raindrops skip the wiper blades
buildings fall from the sky in panes
and it caries me down
if you gave me a chance to be sincere
do you think they'd let me outta here
gonna walk out in the traffic
if I promise not to make a sound
and the look upon your face
would be chiseled there forever
as the glass came through the windshield
and the car lifted from the ground
maybe at my funeral
they'll say I found the answer
they'll say I had it coming
they'll say I was just sitting around
waiting for the great destruction I am
waiting for Holden Caulfield to call
waiting for the great destruction I am
waiting for the sky
the sky
to open up
make me feel small
like a bird in bad weather
these engines won't stall
time enough
to watch the free world fall
under the black and blue handle of
it will only take a saw
waiting for the lights to change
the lies they learn to rearrange
the truth they hold to exchange
and it carries me down
second hand to the greater fear
these words of promise disappear
so I wrote them down to make it appear
but nothing is what I found
but if it was really all that easy
don't you think I’d have given up by now
and if the questions had an answer
they wouldn’t be believable out loud
and you know that I would tell you
even if it sounded like a lie
funny thing about the truth is that
no-one warned us to wonder why
and I will leave the car door open
as a symbol of my freedom
like the riddles of a dead man
who didn't always need them
and in the end they'll say I’m crazy
’cause I never give a reason
he always talked about tomorrow as if
he were always leaving
and I am
waiting for the great destruction
waiting for Holden Caulfield to call
waiting for the great destruction
I am waiting for the sky
the sky to fall
waiting for the sky
waiting for the sky
waiting for the sky
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Ah, thanks for that!
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Now you can thank me for this.
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/9854906-md.jpg)
...well, I found it hawt *shrug*
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i'm sockless and that's my most naked part of me right now.
...and why do i suddenly crave sushi?
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Why do I suddenly crave a pair of naked redheads?
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Because Sushi and Strawberry go well together ;)
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Yes. Naked red heads, sushi and strawberry ice cream. A complete meal.
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I must confess, the photographer has done some absolutely beautiful nude shots.
Here's the gallary: http://photo.net/photodb/folder?folder_id=823234
And here are some more samples:
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/9347591-lg.jpg)
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/8278438-lg.jpg)
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/8640582-lg.jpg)
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There's two specific redheads I'd like...
Well, not naturally, but both my old crush and my new one have a penchant for dying their hair red.
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This was posted in one of the game threads but I feel I have to share it here considering the effort I put in
set STIMULATION=0
#Initial foreplay
while ($STIMULATION < 1)
do#choose action
RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 3'
case RANDOM_NO in
0) set $ACTION="LICK"
1) set $ACTION="CARESS"
2) set $ACTION="NIBBLE"
3) set $ACTION="SUCK"
*) set $ACTION="KISS"esac
#choose body part
RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 4'
case RANDOM_NO in
0) $BODY_PART="LIPS"
1) $BODY_PART="EAR"
2) $BODY_PART="NECK"
3) $BODY_PART="BOSSOM"
*) $BODY_PART="LIPS"esac
exec ${ACTION.BODY_PART} \;
#Check if stimulation increased
RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
if ($RANDOM_NO=6)
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
fi
done
#End of foreplay
#Begin intercourse
for (($STIMULATION; $STIMULATION<10; $STIMULATION+=1))
doRANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
case $RANDOM_NO in
0) exec ORALSEX.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
1) exec MISSIONARY.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
2) exec WOMAN_ON_TOP.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
3) exec FROMBEHIND.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
*) exec NON_STANDARD_STYLE.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
done
exec ORGASM.sh{} \;
echo "EXCELSIOR!!!!"
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I can't even tell you how hot that is. I better get started on a little ruby script of my own. Excelsior!
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sorry folks feeling more tired than sexy just now :( wearing tartan PJ bottoms and my Kelly's Heroes T-shirt.
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Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement.
I have decided to announce my feelings to the girl of my dreams.
And I will be doing it with this:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/romanticintent.jpg)
Many thanks to Keaoden Silverstride for bringing this method to my attention.
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EPIC! GO CDSM!
I'm wearing boxer shorts that read "JINGLE BALLS" an black BBQ apron and a black BBQ chef's hat.
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EPIC! GO CDSM!
I'm wearing boxer shorts that read "JINGLE BALLS" an black BBQ apron and a black BBQ chef's hat.
Does the apron read "Kiss the Cook"?
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Nah, it just has pictures of Chillies on it, and the words "Red Hot Chillies" down the bottom. nothing special.
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Concerning today's page...yep, looks like I'm up for some holiday masturbation.
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Concerning today's page...yep, looks like I'm up for some holiday masturbation.
If I wasn't so busy packing, same :P
I want my holiday kiss >.>
but here's my gift to you guys
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/3a1908b814dcaa012aef1b048c5a890e.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/44ef91b7c2769ab2417d8e038e40f3d5.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/f3b0c915e23d6ae0666f3b9c15b3a654.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/b319d3dc3b444d7957bf170eb81f6531.jpg)
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Here's a virtual Kiss for everyone!
(http://www.iflowers.com/images/kiss.jpg)
And some extra material to Complement Akashayi's in assisting your Holiday Masturbation.
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs24/300W/f/2007/352/4/1/Santa_Nell_by_iurypadilha.jpg)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j155/nekogurl88/SexyChristmasNaruto.jpg)
(http://www.weird-websites.info/Weird-Anime/images/Sexy-Merry-Christmas-anime-girls-wrapped-in-red-by-sophiroth.jpg)
(http://asako.quietlyspoken.net/paper/xmas.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/11/28/633949924388021850-animechristmas.jpg)
And remember! He knows if you've been bad or good...
(http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_i2/assets/widget_b6pJNOr5vd-4A2A-4iTf25.jpg)(http://th01.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/f/2006/342/f/3/SANTA_SENSEI_by_kandoken.jpg)
So be good for goodness sake!
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Your first post, last picture.
that's one Santa that could put me on the naughty list any day.
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Your first post, last picture.
that's one Santa that could put me on the naughty list any day.
We've all been naughty boys... we need to be spanked
(http://i0i.us/ba/i/mistress-demands-obedience.jpg)
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Does anyone else here read the stories on Literotica?
Its a site for amature writers (i.e. anyone and everyone on the internet) to write and post erotic stories, poems and literature for others to view.
Anyway, I like to browse through the stories now and again and I just noticed something. I check out the top stories (most read) and the first 7 all involve incest o.O
Now some say it's forbidden, others would do it themselves and many would say it's not for them but couldn't give a toss about others doing it... But what I'm wondering, is why are 7 stories about incest the 7 most read stories of all time in the Literotica database? Is it really the biggest fetish out there?
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hehehe....
I have friends that have posted stories on literotica. ;P
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Sigh...I really want to see her. I need face-to-face interaction to read if she might still be hinting some kind of thing for me.
I met with a friend, she said it seemed like she was hitting on me too.
But I haven't been able to keep up with her this month. I wished her Merry Christmas on Facebook, but she didn't reply.
Grr...hate relying on the internet to stay connected. When's this break going to be OVER.
Things aren't going as planned. I really wanted to be accomplishing things this break, but have wasted these past two weeks. I'm just obsessing too much over this girl I like and the friend that I'm still trying to repair the friendship with...but neither of them seem to be "returning my calls" so to speak.
I hate being ignored.
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Does anyone else here read the stories on Literotica?
I used to, when I was younger, because it's easier to explain away a wall of text rather than images if someone walks in on you, as long as you're crafty enough to be able to quickly obfuscate what you were doing.
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Anyway, I like to browse through the stories now and again and I just noticed something. I check out the top stories (most read) and the first 7 all involve incest o.O
Now some say it's forbidden, others would do it themselves and many would say it's not for them but couldn't give a toss about others doing it... But what I'm wondering, is why are 7 stories about incest the 7 most read stories of all time in the Literotica database? Is it really the biggest fetish out there?
Well, I admit I have a serious thing for incest. I've read several erotica manga that focus on the brother/sister bit.
One of my biggest wishes is that I would have had a hot older sister...mm....
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Anyway, I like to browse through the stories now and again and I just noticed something. I check out the top stories (most read) and the first 7 all involve incest o.O
Now some say it's forbidden, others would do it themselves and many would say it's not for them but couldn't give a toss about others doing it... But what I'm wondering, is why are 7 stories about incest the 7 most read stories of all time in the Literotica database? Is it really the biggest fetish out there?
Whitnessing the destruction it has on a person first hand.... I certainly hope not...
it makes me sick to the stomach.
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Now some say it's forbidden, others would do it themselves and many would say it's not for them but couldn't give a toss about others doing it... But what I'm wondering, is why are 7 stories about incest the 7 most read stories of all time in the Literotica database? Is it really the biggest fetish out there?
There could be a bunch of reasons, it's one of the biggest taboos that society has created and that forbiddenness will turn people on, some people like it because it shows a kind of closeness in a family that they didn't have. Possibly because they want some kind of control over somebody who constantly controlled them. And of course others just plain just can't explain it.
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I usually don't like bondage, but...these images I find intriguing because of the theme:
(http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz229/fuzzyorckhan/646eb25549ec84648c94f4a0ac563d56.jpg)
(http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz229/fuzzyorckhan/0a2d72f12260ebfc8e9bb972d39e2a48.jpg)
(http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz229/fuzzyorckhan/aa575b369fa639f3a5be2c013fea4dea.jpg)
SPIDER GIRLS FTW!!!
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Now some say it's forbidden, others would do it themselves and many would say it's not for them but couldn't give a toss about others doing it... But what I'm wondering, is why are 7 stories about incest the 7 most read stories of all time in the Literotica database? Is it really the biggest fetish out there?
There could be a bunch of reasons, it's one of the biggest taboos that society has created and that forbiddenness will turn people on, some people like it because it shows a kind of closeness in a family that they didn't have. Possibly because they want some kind of control over somebody who constantly controlled them. And of course others just plain just can't explain it.
hmm, yeah I've read a few now and I have to admit, they're actually some of the best written stories in literotica IMHO so they're covered there. I think they also go much closer to the romantic novels believe it or not. Most of the others just have women and men getting turned on and going for it the full hog. But the incest ones keep an air of longing and desire, yet resistance to continue. The romance novels are like this, in that they generally have a relationship where either both parties consider there to be some reason for them not to get together and they struggle to get past that barrier, or one party isn't interested and the other struggles to win them over while the resistant party begins a struggle to figure out if it really is right for them to be with the other.
Essentially it's all about a level of resistance to continue despite urges and desires. The close relationship already exists in the family sense, and the story can usually progress to some extent, starting with various flirting, moving onto the family members spying on each other, then masturbating together before they can't hold back from oral sex and eventually sex it's self. In the case of full family orgies, its along the same lines but with each family member, giving into their desires for the other while hiding it from all other members until all the family members discover one another and just come out and have a great big orgy.
Raising some eyebrows and causing some WTF comments from many of you, I'm sure but basically the whole incest taboo seems to allow for some very good story lines in erotic literature which focuses almost entirely on the sex. It's not necessarily that everyone is turned on by the idea of Incest, heck I have a sister and it's not something I've ever considered, but it just seems to allow for a lot of sex and/or sexual tension without completely destroying any chance for a story line.
...*meh*
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Damn I love Managea3... Even the guest fillers are as awesome as this:
(http://www.menagea3.net/comics/mat20091226.jpg) (http://www.menagea3.net/)
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Does anyone else here read the stories on Literotica?
... *Cough* No I have never been there, ever, nor posted anything :-X
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Is this you?
(http://italian.literotica.com/stories/data/photos/895/Keaoden_9852714844ab777a7e7.png)
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Is this you?
(http://italian.literotica.com/stories/data/photos/895/Keaoden_9852714844ab777a7e7.png)
O.O Shit, I didn't actually think you'd look.
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Well damn, I need to get me some mistletoe next year, apparently.
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You know, they say that mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it ... ;).
Great quote ;D.
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o.O thats it... I'm going to Akashayi's for Chrismas next year :o ;D ::)
Keaoden *lol* Yeah, I wanted to see your stories, but your profile didn't say you had any *shrug*
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o.O thats it... I'm going to Akashayi's for Chrismas next year :o ;D ::)
Keaoden *lol* Yeah, I wanted to see your stories, but your profile didn't say you had any *shrug*
Well I did, up until the site had some policy changes. Then they were removed. Now my account just kinda sits there.
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o.O thats it... I'm going to Akashayi's for Chrismas next year :o ;D ::)
Race you!
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I'll duel you both to the death for it?
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HA! while you lot fight each other Im on my way! ;D
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HA! while you lot fight each other Im on my way! ;D
I'm insulted you think I'm not smart enough to set mines of all kinds. Bouncing Betty - Not just that snaggletoothed slapper from the local.
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(this should go into the fighting thread but what the hell) I dont keep a mine plough for the Landie for Nowt you know ;)
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(this should go into the fighting thread but what the hell) I dont keep a mine plough for the Landie for Nowt you know ;)
Ah, but you forgot the answer to one important question - What has Seven Hundred Balls, and is just waiting to fuck you soon as you step through the front door? A claymore mine.
But anyway, violence aside, some decent cosplay
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/12/500x_cosplayfeature.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/12/500x_julie2.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/12/500x_hezacosplay.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/435268/945382.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v397/Sonira/Princess_of_the_Twilight_by_IchigoK.jpg)
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I think Akashayi is ignoring us all. Seems she's deaf.
(http://media.picfor.me/0019B35/Awsome-Chick-chick-awsome_large.jpg)
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Thanks for that Ivy cosplay Charles. That might be the best cosplay of a video game girl I've ever seen. So hot! And she looks just like the character! Great soft core form everyone else as well. :-*
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Is Ivy the one in blue? If so, I agree, very hot--especially the cleavage ;D. Here's some more sexy cosplay:
(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Sexy%20cosplay/Bulk%20viewers/2008-07-07/DOAX_Kasumi_by_Hikaru_Jan--article_image.jpg)
(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Sexy%20cosplay/Bulk%20viewers/2008-07-07/Evil_is_delishus_by_otakitty--article_image.jpg)
(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Sexy%20cosplay/Bulk%20viewers/2008-07-07/Hikari2_by_CatoKusanagi--article_image.jpg)
(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Sexy%20cosplay/Bulk%20viewers/2008-07-07/rowdy_reiko_omi_gibson--article_image.jpg)
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Not ignoring you sexy people~ I've been back in snowy canada, living the life!
and... It looks like I'll be having a sexy party and have fireworks next christmas! Awesome. ;P
My birthday falls on the first day of Saturnalia, the week long festival of drunken revelry, debauchery, feasting and gifts! Maybe I'll do it properly in 2010. That is, with mistletoe.
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Ivy is the girl from soul caliber with the whip-sword and the white hair and the unbearably hot breasts.
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Holy cow! Now it's a week-long christmas party at Akashayi's... Sorry Smiles, I just changed direction again :P
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Ivy is the girl from soul caliber with the whip-sword and the white hair and the unbearably hot breasts.
Ronin? Ronin!? Hi!
pics?
I'll duel you both to the death for it?
Sorry I missed this. But anyway, it's all you. I'm not that good at dueling to the death.
(all this hostility after I invited you to the foursome the other day!)
charles: well it looks like it'll be the usual "gang".
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Ivy is the girl from soul caliber with the whip-sword and the white hair and the unbearably hot breasts.
Taki is much hotter.
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and a much better character too
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I'll duel you both to the death for it?
Sorry I missed this. But anyway, it's all you. I'm not that good at dueling to the death.
(all this hostility after I invited you to the foursome the other day!)
*raises hand* I'll take his place as a representative from Australia :P
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Ivy is the girl from soul caliber with the whip-sword and the white hair and the unbearably hot breasts.
Ronin? Ronin!? Hi!
pics?
I'll duel you both to the death for it?
Sorry I missed this. But anyway, it's all you. I'm not that good at dueling to the death.
(all this hostility after I invited you to the foursome the other day!)
charles: well it looks like it'll be the usual "gang".
Hello! How have you been?
Ivy is cosplayed in that picture Churba put up. Here is some of her game art:
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-03/art/sc4-ivy.jpg
http://reiq.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ivy_blog_print.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/191/8/a/Ivy_Valentine_Soul_Calibur_4_by_Francision.jpg
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Oh, I'm sure there will be more than one type of fireworks at your sexy Christmas party next year, Akashayi :-*. Make sure you wear something revealing and post pics for us afterwards ;).
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Concerning today's page...yep, looks like I'm up for some holiday masturbation.
If I wasn't so busy packing, same :P
I want my holiday kiss >.>
but here's my gift to you guys
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/3a1908b814dcaa012aef1b048c5a890e.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/44ef91b7c2769ab2417d8e038e40f3d5.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/f3b0c915e23d6ae0666f3b9c15b3a654.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/b319d3dc3b444d7957bf170eb81f6531.jpg)
Santa is getting lucky with the ladies. ;D
i love the first one bunches. ;D
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Santa is awesome.
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2007/357/d/c/Steampunk_Santa_by_CyborgNecromancer.jpg)
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I'm wearing bunny slippers... and nothing else ;)
O.O
<.< ...>.>
<.<;
how'd you know that? ;D
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/f3b0c915e23d6ae0666f3b9c15b3a654.jpg)
on a side note: am i in there?
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I'm wearing bunny slippers... and nothing else ;)
O.O
<.< ...>.>
<.<;
how'd you know that? ;D
on a side note: am i in there?
I hacked your webcam (well, hacked your system and then setup your webcam as a remote device for my computer). Not difficult when you're just running wondows... Actually, if you're using a router I recommend you activate the firewall on that rather than rely on the windows firewall... Is that part of your pirate outfit in the background?
I reckon that's Smiles' feet sticking out of the far right of Santa's sack
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ah okay well as long as you don't just have ESP or something I'm good with that ;D :P
yes i thought those might be my feet too. ;D ;)
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yes i thought those might be my feet too. ;D ;)
Its why Santa made sure you were getting bunny slippers 'cos they were quite cold hanging out the sack like that :-*
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Right now I'm wearing most of my artic gear. just got in from work.
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(http://www.hottestgraphic.com/upload/NewYear/Sexy_New_Year4.gif)
(http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/oct09/nerdcore.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8X7XqaUxGR0/Sq50-N9ySSI/AAAAAAAABI8/cM5IptBnT-w/s320/Anime-New-Year-Celebration-Wallpapers.jpg)
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Don't forget that we should all help each other out with our New Year resolutions. Gotta support your forumite buddies.
7. Have more sex
13. Kiss some random woman
14. Meet some forumites
Lets hope we can all help Leana with hers :o ::) :P :-*
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Don't forget that we should all help each other out with our New Year resolutions. Gotta support your forumite buddies.
7. Have more sex
13. Kiss some random woman
14. Meet some forumites
Lets hope we can all help Leana with hers :o ::) :P :-*
Considering Number 5, I'd be glad to help such a fine young woman achive her goals :p
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I was going to say something similar, but then I thought it might be in poor taste to just come on to her like that.
So thanks for doing my work for me.
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I was going to say something similar, but then I thought it might be in poor taste to just come on to her like that.
So to speak.
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I was going to say something similar, but then I thought it might be in poor taste to just come on to her like that.
So to speak.
You, of course, meant take her to a nice pub and introduce her to some suitably strapping young men.
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I was going to say something similar, but then I thought it might be in poor taste to just come on to her like that.
So to speak.
You, of course, meant take her to a nice pub and introduce her to some suitably strapping young men.
Of course! I wouldn't inflict myself on Leana, but I would be more than happy to serve as her wingman.
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Hello! How have you been?
Ivy is cosplayed in that picture Churba put up. Here is some of her game art:
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-03/art/sc4-ivy.jpg
http://reiq.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ivy_blog_print.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/191/8/a/Ivy_Valentine_Soul_Calibur_4_by_Francision.jpg
Pretty good I suppose. I'm reluctant to say so though. It always gets me into trouble...so, I've been horribly shitty!
Ivy: :-X
I finally did "ok" in a Zendikar draft online. I've been losing like a loser in that format. Learning the ins and outs of proper aggro I guess...I've always been a control player. Well I did also do "ok" in my first ZZZ draft, but that may have been beginner's luck. Now that I finally had a somewhat successful draft (2-1), I think I'm going to switch to M10 because Zendikar cards are not worth much, and it's important for me to at least get some of my money back each time, and better if I get more than my money back. I sell all the rares anyway because I just love to draft. Then I make crappy casual decks out of commons and uncommons...so fun! They usually still do ok. In Casual that is.
How'd you do in that Grand Prix? You never posted any results, or told me what deck you ran >:(
(sorry guys, I know this is off-topic. But I'm the freaking mod yo! no j/k...if it gets out of hand, I'll move the posts to a new thread.)
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And to add to the new year an appropriate calender
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk309/Keaoden/January.jpg)
God I love the p90.
And don't worry I do have the rest, you'll just have to be patient.
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I dunno... The P90 looks a bit too sleek for me... Heck, a bit bulky and brick like but some of the old guns just have that badass look that I think the P90 lacks. Hey, sure it's firepower PLUS but I'm just going on it's look here *shrug*
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That girl must be Tiny, because the P90 isn't that big >.>;
Not quite a huge gun fanatic, but I do love me some P90
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@ Charles....rofl....I'm happy you are so friendly and cooperative ;)
@ Churba....i'd like a wingman! That would be awesome to have!!! LOL :-*
But i won't be coming to England untill september 2010...So i hope you will still be there...and ofcourse i'll be visiting Scotland in April :)
@ CDSM....don't worry i don't bite :P....I just nibble...
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YAY!! we should be thawed out by then Leana lol
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@Leana: Always ready to assist ::)
@Oddball/Churba: you lucky bastard! You're on Leana's visit list :P
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Dont worry mate if I get the chance I'll come down under and share a few crownies wi ye :)
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Don't worry Charles, you are on my visitlist as well, it will just take a bit longer....2011 August probably...
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August 2011 BOOKED! Alright, you'll have to work out where you want to go and what you want to see. We've got Australia Zoo (Steve Irwin's) up my way but there's a better one if you're just after the Australian wildlife. Beyond that there's amusement parks but you can probably get that back home so the next place is the beach which the Gold Coast is perfect for. After that we can look to the outback and maybe find a place to go and introduce you to the culture of the bush... Then again further North up the coast is better but it'd be one hell of a trip. We're accustomed to driving 5+ hours to get placed here in Australia but it long car trips might bother you *shrug* I wouldn't know. Heck, are you planning to bring company? I'll have to make sure I have enough beds (gotta love planning 2+ years ahead *PMSL*)
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@ Churba....i'd like a wingman! That would be awesome to have!!! LOL :-*
But i won't be coming to England untill september 2010...So i hope you will still be there...and ofcourse i'll be visiting Scotland in April :)
This could be a problem, considering my visa runs out in August. But I'll be along to hang out in April, pretty likely!
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@ CDSM....don't worry i don't bite :P....I just nibble...
How disappointing.
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
@ Churba: Damn it...that's it for getting a wingman in England...
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
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Well you could always have a Scottish wing man Leana ;D ;D *hint*
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
Ahh, you've been to Kiwi-land... So you know what a sheep looks like *LOL*
Bed is made and ready... mine that is ;) :o ::)
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
Remember to chew before you swallow
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Make sure you chew with your mouth closed!
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
Ahh, you've been to Kiwi-land... So you know what a sheep looks like *LOL*
Bed is made and ready... mine that is ;) :o ::)
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
Remember to chew before you swallow
Hey! My cousin married a kiwi and he's not half bad.
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
Ahh, you've been to Kiwi-land... So you know what a sheep looks like *LOL*
Bed is made and ready... mine that is ;) :o ::)
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
Remember to chew before you swallow
Hey! My cousin married a kiwi and he's not half bad.
Makes a great lamb roast, but it's creepy how he gently weeps the whole time.
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
Ahh, you've been to Kiwi-land... So you know what a sheep looks like *LOL*
Bed is made and ready... mine that is ;) :o ::)
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
Remember to chew before you swallow
Hey! My cousin married a kiwi and he's not half bad.
Makes a great lamb roast, but it's creepy how he gently weeps the whole time.
And you! haven't met him yet. punk.
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
Ahh, you've been to Kiwi-land... So you know what a sheep looks like *LOL*
Bed is made and ready... mine that is ;) :o ::)
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
Remember to chew before you swallow
Hey! My cousin married a kiwi and he's not half bad.
Makes a great lamb roast, but it's creepy how he gently weeps the whole time.
And you! haven't met him yet. punk.
I'm not saying he's a bad guy, I rather like the sound of him, and anyway, who are any of us - except Poz, I suppose - to descriminate on someone's sexual preferences?
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
Ahh, you've been to Kiwi-land... So you know what a sheep looks like *LOL*
Bed is made and ready... mine that is ;) :o ::)
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
Remember to chew before you swallow
Hey! My cousin married a kiwi and he's not half bad.
Makes a great lamb roast, but it's creepy how he gently weeps the whole time.
And you! haven't met him yet. punk.
I'm not saying he's a bad guy, I rather like the sound of him, and anyway, who are any of us - except Poz, I suppose - to descriminate on someone's sexual preferences?
Don't forget that I married a Kiwi too... Well... a girl born to an all Kiwi family *LOL*
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Might want to reword the way you call me straight, you make it sound like I'm some kind of bigot.
And I'm not the only straight person here, Smiles is, I'm pretty sure C.D.S.M. is too, unsure on others though.
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@Charles...rofl....I need to set some goals....so there is always a reason to life for :p I love driving long distances! And i love the beach...and all the wild-life in the world...
I've done N-Z together with Selan, but i guess she won't join me with the rest of my plans....so just one bed...please :p
Ahh, you've been to Kiwi-land... So you know what a sheep looks like *LOL*
Bed is made and ready... mine that is ;) :o ::)
@CDSM....well, i could always make an exception ;D
Remember to chew before you swallow
Hey! My cousin married a kiwi and he's not half bad.
Makes a great lamb roast, but it's creepy how he gently weeps the whole time.
And you! haven't met him yet. punk.
I'm not saying he's a bad guy, I rather like the sound of him, and anyway, who are any of us - except Poz, I suppose - to descriminate on someone's sexual preferences?
Don't forget that I married a Kiwi too... Well... a girl born to an all Kiwi family *LOL*
Yes, but unless she has a very limited vocabulary AND grows wool on her, that's no real cause for concern.
Might want to reword the way you call me straight, *of which I'm not the only person here whom is* you make it sound like I'm some kind of bigot
No, You're just a man with a very strange fetish - Pure Vanilla.
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Might want to reword the way you call me straight, *of which I'm not the only person here whom is* you make it sound like I'm some kind of bigot
Aren't you? :P ::)
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psh, you guys should lay off Pozf, he likes cute awesome girls the same as the rest of us.
>.>
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I know I like cute awesome girls...
hmmm, Akashayi, smiles, selan and leana are all awesome but are they cute? Razzly had the cute panda award. Can any of you compete with that?
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psh, you guys should lay off Pozf, he likes cute awesome girls the same as the rest of us.
>.>
Wait, what? For me, this is being downright affectionate to the bloke.
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psh, you guys should lay off Pozf, he likes cute awesome girls the same as the rest of us.
>.>
Wait, what? For me, this is being downright affectionate to the bloke.
Yeah, anything nicer and it's the equivalent of kissing a bloke to us Australians.
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psh, you guys should lay off Pozf, he likes cute awesome girls the same as the rest of us.
>.>
Wait, what? For me, this is being downright affectionate to the bloke.
Yeah, anything nicer and it's the equivalent of kissing a bloke to us Australians.
Well, I'm far from adverse to that, but I don't think Poz would dig it too much.
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No, You're just a man with a very strange fetish - Pure Vanilla.
Damn right no sprinkles, and it has to be that very sugary frosting, none of that butter cream crap.
And no, I would dig it none.
hmmm, Akashayi, smiles, selan and leana are all awesome but are they cute? Razzly had the cute panda award. Can any of you compete with that?
"...And tonight the police found a man unidentifiable by his face and the words "WHO'S CUTE NOW BITCH" carved into his chest with what appears to be rusty spoon. The police have no leads and have found no evidence toward the person who committed this atrocious act."
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Heh, I'd class myself as straight too, but there ends my abnormalities of adhering to the order of western society.
Praise disorder! Glory to Chaos!
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No input to all this apart from shaking my head,looks up to the sky and ask The Great Pumpkin......"Why?"
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hmmm, Akashayi, smiles, selan and leana are all awesome but are they cute? Razzly had the cute panda award. Can any of you compete with that?
"...And tonight the police found a man unidentifiable by his face and the words "WHO'S CUTE NOW BITCH" carved into his chest with what appears to be rusty spoon. The police have no leads and have found no evidence toward the person who committed this atrocious act."
:'(
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Hello! How have you been?
Ivy is cosplayed in that picture Churba put up. Here is some of her game art:
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-03/art/sc4-ivy.jpg
http://reiq.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ivy_blog_print.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/191/8/a/Ivy_Valentine_Soul_Calibur_4_by_Francision.jpg
Pretty good I suppose. I'm reluctant to say so though. It always gets me into trouble...so, I've been horribly shitty!
Ivy: :-X
I finally did "ok" in a Zendikar draft online. I've been losing like a loser in that format. Learning the ins and outs of proper aggro I guess...I've always been a control player. Well I did also do "ok" in my first ZZZ draft, but that may have been beginner's luck. Now that I finally had a somewhat successful draft (2-1), I think I'm going to switch to M10 because Zendikar cards are not worth much, and it's important for me to at least get some of my money back each time, and better if I get more than my money back. I sell all the rares anyway because I just love to draft. Then I make crappy casual decks out of commons and uncommons...so fun! They usually still do ok. In Casual that is.
How'd you do in that Grand Prix? You never posted any results, or told me what deck you ran >:(
(sorry guys, I know this is off-topic. But I'm the freaking mod yo! no j/k...if it gets out of hand, I'll move the posts to a new thread.)
I did okay, 5-2-1 playing a subpar pool (WGU landfall/control) and got 24th or so out of 240 or so people.
This weekend I went to Seattle and played in the extended PTQ with some of my friends. I did terribly (0-3 drop) but felt I learned a lot about the format. Basically, punishing fire + grove of the burnwillows is terrible in Zoo right now. I am going to go to the extended tournement in Portland and I think I'll do a lot better with the changes I am going to make with my deck (put in a hallowed fountian and some Meddling Mages and Gaddock Teegs, and side in a full 4 angel's grace against almost all the combo decks.) I wish I could tell you everthing I know about Zendikar draft, but I don't really know where to start. I'll settle by listing you my top 6 commons and uncommons for each colour.
White:
Journey to Nowhere
Kor Skyfisher
Steppe Linx
Kor Hookmaster
Sheppard of the Lost
Arrow Volly Trap
Blue:
Windrider Eel
Into the Roil
Whiplash Trap
Welkan Tern
Umra Raptor
Living Tsunami
Merfolk Seastalkers
Black:
Vampire Nighthawk
Marsh Casualties
Hideous End
Disfigure
Heartstabber Misquito
Giant Scorpion
Red:
Burst Lightning
Torch Sligner
Spire Barrage
Plated Gopede
Punishing Fire
Inferno Trap
Green:
Green is terrible. Well, Harrow, Oren-Reif Survivalist is good and a few of the high cost creatures are pretty good, but green is too slow. Green can be drafted, but it should probably be your last choice.
Aritfacts:
Adventuring Gear
Trusty Machete
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hmmm, Akashayi, smiles, selan and leana are all awesome but are they cute? Razzly had the cute panda award. Can any of you compete with that?
"...And tonight the police found a man unidentifiable by his face and the words "WHO'S CUTE NOW BITCH" carved into his chest with what appears to be rusty spoon. The police have no leads and have found no evidence toward the person who committed this atrocious act."
:'(
Just a bit of my dark humor poking through >.>
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So what, you don't think I'm cute?
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So what, you don't think I'm cute?
Well I can certainly look at pictures and see you're stunningly beautiful, but cuteness is a bit more. It's the ability to melt people's hearts with one puppy dog look that makes them go "awwww"
...actually, you sleep with your kittahs... Yeah thats killer cute right there. You're in. I guess Selan's shy picture blurring is cute so she's passed as well. Smiles has that pirate outfit but I think it goes towards awesomeness rather than cuteness... Ahhh but her sister is here so that gives them both a pass, there's just something cute about close family *shrug*
What about you Leana? ::) :P
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I think cute things are cute.
Especially puppies. You girls would be cuter as puppies.
Are you guys ever sucked into fights with people online?
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No, unless of course it's over an IM, but even those are minimal, I'd rather crush somebody in person. And refuse to do in any kind of way that isn't a immediate response.
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well I do. I think it's that I have strong opinions and rarely can let things slide when someone says something that's not true or I don't agree with.
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I think cute things are cute.
Especially puppies. You girls would be cuter as puppies.
Are you guys ever sucked into fights with people online?
Only on Christian forums.
Right now I'm in a debate with some idiots over the idea of women submitting to their husbands.
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Barefoot and pregnant I aways say! :(
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Barefoot and pregnant I aways say! :(
Well, naturally when you whip out the "stay in the kitchen" accusations, they twist away from that.
Obviously, they don't beat their wives or anything...it's the subtler issues that are at the heart here.
Which they naturally can't see.
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I'm not one to hold back from voicing (typing) my own opinions if they differ from someone else's. But I can't see the point in getting angry or heated over a discussion. Other's often do but I usually keep my calm and just respond as if they've kept theirs.
When you get angry and argumentative you can get stubborn and when you're stubborn you shut off from being open to other's opinions or from letting new insight change your own.
If I'm to keep an open mind then I have to keep my cool. But I generally don't let another person's anger, stress or emotions affect my position on a subject. Only their discussion points if I can.
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I think the most important word here is "should". Women can choose to do what they want. But the presumptuousness involved with the saying how people should organize there own marriages (i.e. the men should always be the top!) can quickly get out of hand.
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I think the most important word here is "should". Women can choose to do what they want. But the presumptuousness involved with the saying how people should organize there own marriages (i.e. the men should always be the top!) can quickly get out of hand.
The sad thing is one of the people I'm arguing with *is* a woman, and she's going on and on about womanhood and how women are weak, emotionally needy, etc.
It's like, way to tear yourself down.
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I think the most important word here is "should". Women can choose to do what they want. But the presumptuousness involved with the saying how people should organize there own marriages (i.e. the men should always be the top!) can quickly get out of hand.
The sad thing is one of the people I'm arguing with *is* a woman, and she's going on and on about womanhood and how women are weak, emotionally needy, etc.
It's like, way to tear yourself down.
Marry her *PMSL*
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What does *PMSL* mean?
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PMSL = Piss MySelf Laughing
More common among Australians.
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Why. Do you guys do it cool yourselves off in those hot Australian summers?
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There's some American show called something like survival man. He was put out in the Australian outback and for the first time in the series he had to drink his own urine to survive.
Australia = driest continent on Earth.
...wait, are we loosing the sexy here?
RECOVER!
(http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1115/sakuraandkarinbyamaretten7.jpg)
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4484/moyashimon2020082020largk0.jpg)
(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/03/0319_anime/image/anime-mania-intro-image.jpg)
(http://ayumikat.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cd-booklet-001.jpg)
(http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Anime_sexy_Angel-674381.jpeg)
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Elfen Lied...not as sexy as you may think.
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There's some American show called something like survival man. He was put out in the Australian outback and for the first time in the series he had to drink his own urine to survive.
Australia = driest continent on Earth.
...wait, are we loosing the sexy here?
I don't know, some people probably find that sexy.
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Elfen Lied...not as sexy as you may think.
No not sexy, just twisted fuck up violent awesome.
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The sexiest part of that show is when the retarded girl pees all over the floor.
Yes. I just did just write that.
It's just that fucked up of a program. :o
Be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID!
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Is it seriously that bad? Everyone I know that has watched it highly reccommends Elfen Lied.
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It's very fucked up in so many ways, but it's really good and I would recommend it strongly. *I'd read the manga before watching it though*
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Except those that think it's horrifically violent exploitive trash. I didn't really like it too much, but I didn't hate it. Just wasn't my bag. I think am one of the only viewers who wasn't powerfully pluralized by it.
I however, can see why others like it (mostly because it is so beautifully drawn and artistically ambitious I can see that many would not be bothered by it's horrific violence and weirdly exploitive sexual overtones, I just wasn't willing to subject myself to the more disturbing content just for the sake of gorgeous animation and what seemed to be a weak romance story.) If you can stomach some of the more disturbing content, (and are willing to,) it seemed like one of those shows that would get better as the series progressed. Kind of like Sin City. Except that Sin City never did, however.
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The manga got FAR worse. I read it through to the end.
They started making the Anime when the Manga was only about 1/3 to 1/2 the way finished. The Anime follows the Manga almost line for line, page for page, image for image perfectly... until about episode 10. I think the Anime directors kind of decided that this was the point to end it on a reasonable note and changed it to have a larger battle with the little girl, reveal more of the plot points and then leave it with the main character just drifting into the background. But it also meant you never discovered many of the secrets and such behind the horned race and the organisation that was keeping them. Not to mention the past history between the boy and the girl.
Actually I didn't mind it too much as despite how strange it became it pretty well resolved all it's plot points and had some interesting history behind the main girl when she was younger. If you can make it through some of the stranger points such as the mind-controlled clones and the giant mutants then it's not really a bad story all up.
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It's very fucked up in so many ways, but it's really good and I would recommend it strongly. *I'd read the manga before watching it though*
Hmm... Manga it is then.
If you can stomach some of the more disturbing content, (and are willing to,) it seemed like one of those shows that would get better as the series progressed.
I've already heard it's horribly violent, and blood and gore doesn't bother me. Besides, how bad could it possibly be?
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It's a matter of taste of course. But I would say "pretty fucking".
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Thats the thing really is behind all the gore and violence there's actually a decent storyline in the Manga. As before, the Anime didn't get into the deeper history of the girl and her history with the boy, not to mention the other secrets behind the organisation and even relationships between the mind-controlled girls and their master. Basically there's some stuff out there which tries to do nothing but get as shocking as it can with violence and gore but while this certainly got close to as strong a violence as you can get out there it actually kept strong on the story and emotional side as well.
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It's a matter of taste of course. But I would say "pretty fucking".
Pretty Fucking. Sounds like a good title for a hentai.
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It does have a ring to it doesn't it.
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Hello! How have you been?
I finally did "ok" in a Zendikar draft online. I've been losing like a loser in that format. Learning the ins and outs of proper aggro I guess...I've always been a control player. Well I did also do "ok" in my first ZZZ draft, but that may have been beginner's luck. Now that I finally had a somewhat successful draft (2-1), I think I'm going to switch to M10 because Zendikar cards are not worth much, and it's important for me to at least get some of my money back each time, and better if I get more than my money back. I sell all the rares anyway because I just love to draft. Then I make crappy casual decks out of commons and uncommons...so fun! They usually still do ok. In Casual that is.
How'd you do in that Grand Prix? You never posted any results, or told me what deck you ran >:(
(sorry guys, I know this is off-topic. But I'm the freaking mod yo! no j/k...if it gets out of hand, I'll move the posts to a new thread.)
I honestly don't know why I try to talk to Ronin about Magic...
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Hello! How have you been?
Ivy is cosplayed in that picture Churba put up. Here is some of her game art:
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-03/art/sc4-ivy.jpg
http://reiq.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ivy_blog_print.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/191/8/a/Ivy_Valentine_Soul_Calibur_4_by_Francision.jpg
Pretty good I suppose. I'm reluctant to say so though. It always gets me into trouble...so, I've been horribly shitty!
Ivy: :-X
I finally did "ok" in a Zendikar draft online. I've been losing like a loser in that format. Learning the ins and outs of proper aggro I guess...I've always been a control player. Well I did also do "ok" in my first ZZZ draft, but that may have been beginner's luck. Now that I finally had a somewhat successful draft (2-1), I think I'm going to switch to M10 because Zendikar cards are not worth much, and it's important for me to at least get some of my money back each time, and better if I get more than my money back. I sell all the rares anyway because I just love to draft. Then I make crappy casual decks out of commons and uncommons...so fun! They usually still do ok. In Casual that is.
How'd you do in that Grand Prix? You never posted any results, or told me what deck you ran >:(
(sorry guys, I know this is off-topic. But I'm the freaking mod yo! no j/k...if it gets out of hand, I'll move the posts to a new thread.)
I did okay, 5-2-1 playing a subpar pool (WGU landfall/control) and got 24th or so out of 240 or so people.
This weekend I went to Seattle and played in the extended PTQ with some of my friends. I did terribly (0-3 drop) but felt I learned a lot about the format. Basically, punishing fire + grove of the burnwillows is terrible in Zoo right now. I am going to go to the extended tournement in Portland and I think I'll do a lot better with the changes I am going to make with my deck (put in a hallowed fountian and some Meddling Mages and Gaddock Teegs, and side in a full 4 angel's grace against almost all the combo decks.) I wish I could tell you everthing I know about Zendikar draft, but I don't really know where to start. I'll settle by listing you my top 6 commons and uncommons for each colour.
White:
Journey to Nowhere
Kor Skyfisher
Steppe Linx
Kor Hookmaster
Sheppard of the Lost
Arrow Volly Trap
Blue:
Windrider Eel
Into the Roil
Whiplash Trap
Welkan Tern
Umra Raptor
Living Tsunami
Merfolk Seastalkers
Black:
Vampire Nighthawk
Marsh Casualties
Hideous End
Disfigure
Heartstabber Misquito
Giant Scorpion
Red:
Burst Lightning
Torch Sligner
Spire Barrage
Plated Gopede
Punishing Fire
Inferno Trap
Green:
Green is terrible. Well, Harrow, Oren-Reif Survivalist is good and a few of the high cost creatures are pretty good, but green is too slow. Green can be drafted, but it should probably be your last choice.
Aritfacts:
Adventuring Gear
Trusty Machete
Really?
Yeah, I am a total asshole.
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No I think that would be me. I totally did not see that! And I thought I read the entire thread backwards until my post!!
Sorry! :-[ :-[ :-[
*enjoys reading Magic stuff*
I need to look up some cards to understand your deck. It's not that I'm clueless about competitive Magic, I just haven't read any articles about Zoo decks yet, though I've read lots that mention them.. I have no idea what's in them.
I respect people that can play at the level you're playing at. I could never do it, even if I did have the free time.
Actually I think I know Zendikar better (now) than I have any other format. I've played it more, read more about it, and tried harder to understand it than others, because I keep losing. Part of it is that the competition is really good online, part is that the format does not suit me very well. But I (nowadays) very rarely run decks that aren't at least fairly kickass. I've lost a lot of games to mana screw or a bad play, stuff like that, and/or just facing a really solid deck/player in the first round. It's just really tight. If you f up one turn, you might lose the race because of it. I really like it actually, because it's pretty challenging and keeps me on my toes.
I pulled out a lot of wins in Alara just by luck or landing a big fat spell. ZZZ isn't really like that. Alara suited my play style better too. I like to sit back and let you think you're winning, and then turn it back on you in the late game (Deny Reality, artifact shenanigans, card advantage + removal and/or counterspells, stuff like that, although I also drafted a lot of Exalted decks...or even just drafting lots of removal but saving it for what's actually going to kill me, and then sort of playing over their early game). In ZZZ, generally you can't let your life total get low. You have to have an early game. But I think it's good for my drafting overall to learn how to have an early game and set up a good curve. Those are just good practices that I haven't fully learned.
I also only play about once a week, so I tend to make a lot of play errors just from not being properly warmed up, so to speak.
But anyway, I switched to M10 and got my ass handed to me in my first draft (probably to be expected). Also didn't crack anything of value. So I'm taking a bit of a break, for financial reasons. :D
Your list looks pretty accurate though...not that it wouldn't be. Don't know if green's as bad as you're making it out to be though. Timbermaw Larva, Nissa's Chosen, Grazing Gladeheart, and Mold Shambler. If you're seeing some of those, time to make green one of your colors (the other one being something with removal!). Cuz if you can make it to the late game, it can be pretty good. Also Oran-Rief Recluse, once you're in green...
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RECOVER!
Damn I was kind of enjoying how far off-track the thread was going!
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Gladeheart is good, and it helps you survive long enough to get your huge dudes online. But it's rarely enough.
Perhaps the next set will provide a few more tools for green's early game.
M10 is slower and you should have better luck with that. Just draft bombs and removal. My hints for that is that oakenform is INSANE. Draft any that you can. The only ones that you should pass if you are in green are the ones that are in the same pack as great bombs like giant spider, cudgel troll or removal like doom blade. Try to pick up some of the 3/3 for 2G if you can. I also think that any regenerators are very powerful. Black has drudge skeletons (amazing!) and wall of bone (pretty good!) in M10. That's why I recommend green/black. Not if you open a baneslayer angel or shivan dragon or something, but you get the idea.
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Your nerdspeak is SO sexy.
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Weeeeoooo weeeeooooo!
We have a nerdalert here!!!!
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Thanks guys. You're sweet. :-[
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(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/username-password-panties.jpg)
(http://www.lazypalace.com/img/fun/geek-underwear/geek-underwear05.jpg)
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/dumbfruits/SLK1cxLX81I/AAAAAAAAADk/pt8L1Q0vxZ0/image_thumb%5B20%5D.png?imgmax=800)
Sexy nerd alert!!!
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Is that you Selan?
Because I may have the beginnings of a boner. :P
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Nope, i wish i had underwear like that
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I just wish I had a *ASS* like that! GOD DAMN!
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Hehehe, can i say that i come close?
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Username/Password, and Achievement Locked.
Yes.
So VERY yes.
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Hehehe, can i say that i come close?
Yes Please! :-[
I'll be in my bunk.
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Hehehe, can i say that i come close?
I just saw that I missed an opportunity:
Only if you come close to me.
(with an emphasis on "come" as well)
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Selan! You rescued the sex thread while I wasn't able to earlier <3 <3
Also, I want that achievement locked underwear so very badly.
On a related note, I've seen 404 not found boxers, been tempted to buy them as a gift for an ex >.>
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Selan! You rescued the sex thread while I wasn't able to earlier <3 <3
Also, I want that achievement locked underwear so very badly.
On a related note, I've seen 404 not found boxers, been tempted to buy them as a gift for an ex >.>
For an Ex? I can have them made of the finest cotton and embroidered. And then Rubbed with un-resined fiberglass. Sounds about right.
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Hahaha, I'm not sure if that makes you the overprotective boyfriend type or an excellent co-conspirator in revenge schemes, Churba ;P
Whether or not my exes deserve it, I don't really want to enact my fiery, korean vengeance on them. Hell, it's punishment enough that they no longer have my awesome in their lives. (as tempting as the boxers were >.> )
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/httpanties-addl-white.jpg)
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Hahaha, I'm not sure if that makes you the overprotective boyfriend type or an excellent co-conspirator in revenge schemes, Churba ;P
Whether or not my exes deserve it, I don't really want to enact my fiery, korean vengeance on them. Hell, it's punishment enough that they no longer have my awesome in their lives. (as tempting as the boxers were >.> )
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/httpanties-addl-white.jpg)
The second, because I might be goofy, but even I'm not stupid enough to think you need protecting. If I were the overprotective type, I'd be more likely to be protecting them from you :p
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Nah, Kashi needs protecting... from herself. Seriously, we'd have to be the one holding her back from exacting too much revenge and getting in trouble with the law *lol*
*stares at images* *drools*
@Selan: From memory, your arse is spot on perfect. Even then I think we only saw it from the side at best but that was enough to judge it a great arse in my opinion :-*
(http://gadgether.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/super-mario-piranha-underwear.jpg)
(http://www.shinyshiny.tv/Ted%20Baker%20Briefs.jpg)
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/hello-kitty-mens-underwear.jpg)
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Liking the piranha plant.
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I would like to hack that 403 :P
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I just like The nintendo girl's curvy, curvy ass. THAT ASS! :-[
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Really? I thought the Nintendo arse was a bit narrow. Not much curve at all... No junk in the trunk... No bootah ;D ;)
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bootah is overrated imo XD
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Really? I thought the Nintendo arse was a bit narrow. Not much curve at all... No junk in the trunk... No bootah ;D ;)
More for me then. :-[
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bootah is overrated imo XD
Booty is everything!
Especially if it is booty in the pirate sense of the world.
GOLD!
Who needs women, when you have coins! To swim through a pile of treasure, to feel to pure WEALTH against your skin!
But don't misunderstand me, here, I don't love money.
That's just something I say to get it into bed.
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With enough money, you can buy whatever women you want!
Don't balk girls, you know it's true. :P
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With enough money, you can buy whatever women you want!
Don't balk girls, you know it's true. :P
If I had enough money, I would buy all sorts of women.
Mostly women made of precious stones and metals.
"Yeah, this is my girlfriend, her name's Ruby. 'Cuz, well, she's a ruby! And over here is Pearl, and Emerald, and Sapphire..."
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But... how does one get intimate with a woman made of precious metals? Sounds kinda painful...
too bad there isn't any precious material that isn't, you know, soft and wet and stuff...
Well I guess you could make a girlfriend made of truffles and ambergris. But then you would be faced with the difficulty of getting it up for mushrooms and whale vomit; a task I would have to be in just the right mood for to say the least. :'(
[sarcasm/]
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You say that now, CDSM, but there really are fancy luxury dildos and vibrators I've seen made of precious metal and gems.
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Or, there's this option:
(http://pic.leech.it/i/9f127/f17cdcea030.jpg)
And this:
(http://image2.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0811/Image/Body%20Art-05.jpg)
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Clearly that's just a naked lady with silver paint all over her body.
And I would totally hit that! :P
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anyone else think back to a certain James Bond movie when they saw that?
(http://curvers.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/goldfinger_2_600.jpg)
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anyone else think back to a certain James Bond movie when they saw that?
Actually, I didn't like the latest one, where they referenced that, but with oil. I thought it was just crude.
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Talking about Selans ass :D....I have been there :-* LOL
...and at first when i saw the pics she posted...i thought it was her... I thought she erased her tattoo in paint or something...
especially the second one... is really close!
The last one...the last one is close...but made me realise it wasn't her...
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anyone else think back to a certain James Bond movie when they saw that?
Actually, I didn't like the latest one, where they referenced that, but with oil. I thought it was just crude.
har har har
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"Crude"... GET IT!!!!!!!
::)
I don't know, I didn't like either of those scenes becuase even though the girl has a really hot body, she was a dead lady. And I feel bad when they kill women on TV, I just feel sorry for them when a pretty lady bites it. And I also resent the possible implication that I am supposed to be turned on by murdering females. Or the female corpse, for that matter. :(
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But... how does one get intimate with a woman made of precious metals? Sounds kinda painful...
too bad there isn't any precious material that isn't, you know, soft and wet and stuff...
Well I guess you could make a girlfriend made of truffles and ambergris. But then you would be faced with the difficulty of getting it up for mushrooms and whale vomit; a task I would have to be in just the right mood for to say the least. :'(
[sarcasm/]
There's more ways to make intimate connections than penis in vagina stuff.
Besides, if I swim naked through a pile of coins everyday, I imagine I'll be pretty conditioned for that, anyways.
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But... how does one get intimate with a woman made of precious metals? Sounds kinda painful...
too bad there isn't any precious material that isn't, you know, soft and wet and stuff...
Well I guess you could make a girlfriend made of truffles and ambergris. But then you would be faced with the difficulty of getting it up for mushrooms and whale vomit; a task I would have to be in just the right mood for to say the least. :'(
[sarcasm/]
There's more ways to make intimate connections than penis in vagina stuff.
Besides, if I swim naked through a pile of coins everyday, I imagine I'll be pretty conditioned for that, anyways.
A recent portrait of CDSM -
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/BarksScrooge.jpg)
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I WISH I were that pimp.
But that is not possible in this reality.
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EPIC! GO CDSM!
I'm wearing boxer shorts that read "JINGLE BALLS" an black BBQ apron and a black BBQ chef's hat.
charles: pics demanded! cuz that sounds sexy to me.
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EPIC! GO CDSM!
I'm wearing boxer shorts that read "JINGLE BALLS" an black BBQ apron and a black BBQ chef's hat.
charles: pics demanded! cuz that sounds sexy to me.
He did, check the pictures thread(I think)
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EPIC! GO CDSM!
I'm wearing boxer shorts that read "JINGLE BALLS" an black BBQ apron and a black BBQ chef's hat.
charles: pics demanded! cuz that sounds sexy to me.
That does sound fun.
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That reminds me. Do any of you girls have any pictures of yourself (or friends) in cute or sexy underwear that you'd be willing to post? If I knew someone who'd be willing to photograph me in my more interesting boxer shorts, I'd post the pics, but I don't as of yet have the opportunity to do so (maybe I'll ask around at Anime Central).
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...you want people to post pics of their friends online, presumably without permission? :-\
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Of course not!
Perish the thought!
You can get the permission when you get around to it.
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That reminds me. Do any of you girls have any pictures of yourself (or friends) in cute or sexy underwear that you'd be willing to post? If I knew someone who'd be willing to photograph me in my more interesting boxer shorts, I'd post the pics, but I don't as of yet have the opportunity to do so (maybe I'll ask around at Anime Central).
Aaaww man! don't be a creep, and you can actually photograph yourself, i'm sure charles doesn't have a photographer to take his nekkid pics either
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I doubt he really meant it. :-\
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:'(
Somebody return the sexy!
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Clearly, I've been gone too long. Prep for emergency action!
Not sure I've ever posted this one, but this was my last halloween costume.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/halloweenkashi.png)
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Wow.
Just... wow. :o :o :o
Those are amazing. :-*
I'll be in my bunk. :-[
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Akashayi....................wow!........................silence....................
:-*
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I think someone wants a nibble... or three ;)
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ok next thing to try is rope bondage *droooooooooooolllllllll*
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teh sex is back!!! Thanks Akasha!
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Inspired by Akashayi:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/preview8f1f30bc7a76811f585f3fbacc99.jpg)
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Odd....that's awfull...just imagine they would start and tickle her....
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That reminds me. Do any of you girls have any pictures of yourself (or friends) in cute or sexy underwear that you'd be willing to post? If I knew someone who'd be willing to photograph me in my more interesting boxer shorts, I'd post the pics, but I don't as of yet have the opportunity to do so (maybe I'll ask around at Anime Central).
Aaaww man! don't be a creep, and you can actually photograph yourself, i'm sure charles doesn't have a photographer to take his nekkid pics either
Sorry, didn't mean to come across as creepy :-[. I was just thinking of ideas of pics that we could post to liven up the Sex Thread--guess I should have worded it differently. And yes, Ronin Angel, it's presumed that the friends' permission would be obtained. So, to amend, you guys can feel free to post whatever pics you like (as long as they're sexy, of course :-*). Are we cool?
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@Kanazaka: *lol* we had an old thing early in the thread somewhere that we posted ourselves in our undies and our tummies at one point.
@AKASHAYI: *drools* We've seen the Halloween costume before but not that particular picture of it. Thanks for retrieving the sexay! Unfortunately I haven't got a costume that could pass as that so I'll skip replicating this photo *LOL*
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Would anyone like to share their sexual experiences? Like first time ect? Seems like a fun thing to do to get to know each other better.
I can start.
The idea is to list your first time, your first kiss, your first non-intercourse sexual experience and your current age.
have very little sex right now. It's part of being quasi-married I guess. :(
Age: 27
Gender: Male
First Girlfriend/Boyfriend: My first girlfriend happened when I was 12. I was super happy. We never did anything but just hang out and then I moved away. We called each other on the phone a lot the next few years and I still miss her occasionally. My first boyfriend was when I was 22. We dated for a few weeks and then we had sex. Then he didn't talk to me for a week and then I got mad and we broke up.
First Kiss: I was 16 when I kissed a girl at my job at my job. I didn't really get intimate with another girl until I was 22. We made out a few times and had lots of phone sex. I haven't got any further with a girl then that, even though I very much like girls. Any of you lovely ladies want to... well... that'd be swell. :D
First Non Penetrative Sexual blah-blah-blah: I am having a tough time with this because I have only had sex with other men and us "In The Business" :p know that when guys screw, we usually don't get into anal sex with just anybody. I mean that is fantastic way to AIDS. The point is that I had sex with another guy when I was 22 and had a one lover between that and my current boyfriend, who I've been with for 4 years. The first time was slightly traumatic. I mean I wanted to do it kinda, but I also wasn't really ready, and he pushed me a lot until I final gave in. It was kind of saddening, to think about it.
First time (penetrative): I guess this is the place I had anal. That was 4 years ago with my current boyfriend. When I was 23.
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Clearly, I've been gone too long. Prep for emergency action!
Not sure I've ever posted this one, but this was my last halloween costume.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/halloweenkashi.png)
Mmmm nice ropework (well except it's not symetrical.. well either it isnt or your breasts arent)... Can kind of work most of it out, but would love to know how it fits together around the back.
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I'm 35 (Thanks Ronin! I just love mentioning that frequently, just to review what a freaking geezer I am on this forum!)
My first girlfriend was in 7th grade. I asked her out in a note, broke up with her in a note, and talked far more with her in notes than I ever did in real life. She excited me, but that would just go right over the top with me into full-on panic when I saw her face to face, and usually the most I ever did was say "Hi" in the hall when I passed her. But I had one class in which I sat behind her, and I passed her notes that would soften even the...hardest heart? Well that doesn't sound as cool as I want it to, but anyway, I've always been better at writing than speaking.
She came back around in senior year, in essence threatening to kill herself if we didn't get back together. Not even close to in so many words, but that was clearly the angle she was taking. Thankfully, she didn't.
My first non-intercourse exp? wait...isn't that the same as first kiss? Well, I don't want to get into first kiss...the story is similar to the first one, except that instead of saying "hi" to her, I would make out with her, passionately. Well, for her passionately, for me just thinking a thousand thoughts while performing a well-thought out and carefully planned french kiss.
First sex...that was a girl who I started dating during first summer break from college. I really appreciate her taking away my virginity, as that was a huge hurdle for me. The relationship sucked though. Very one-sided, with lots of neuroses and control issues on her side. In her favor, we listened to "Panacea" by Rush afterward, and Rush became sort of "our band" in some ways. But whatever, she had had physically abusive boyfriends before and put up with their shit, so no big deal putting up with a nerdy "band". The relationship still sucked horribly, and went on for a year and a half. 17 months to be exact. I still remember the exact count...
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Age: 22
Gender: Male
First Girlfriend/Boyfriend: Never.
First Kiss: Never.
First Non Penetrative Sexual blah-blah-blah: Never.
First time (penetrative): Never.
There, that was easy.
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... :'( since when are breasts symmetrical?
i'm wearing my inuyasha t-shirt and jeans with cherry socks.
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Seriously, who wants a pair of symmetrical boobs?
Variety is best I always say :-*
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I met a girl my freshman year who apparently had to stuff one side of her bra.
Like...she was B/D, apparently.
Not that I can verify the veracity of this with my own experience, mind you, it's just something I heard.
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I met a girl my freshman year who apparently had to stuff one side of her bra.
Like...she was B/D, apparently.
Not that I can verify the veracity of this with my own experience, mind you, it's just something I heard.
Holy shit, I just had a fantastic idea.
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Holy shit, I just had a fantastic idea.
You gonna start stuffing your bra, too, Churba?
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Holy shit, I just had a fantastic idea.
You gonna start stuffing your bra, too, Churba?
And Were your Emo-ness a physical object, I'd stuff it with that, and stuff my bra till it collapsed upon itself as a singularity, but no, that's wasn't my idea. I was just thinking - Has anyone thought to make a modular system bra?
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Are you talking about a bra that allows the attachment of different size cups for each breast?
...Damn that is brilliant.
Even outside the application to women with different size breasts. If you can pull of the design then you can mass produce various bra straps for the different sizes AND separately mass produce the cups. Instead of needing to have a complete product for every combination of bust size to cup size you just pick each separately.
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Are you talking about a bra that allows the attachment of different size cups for each breast?
...Damn that is brilliant.
Even outside the application to women with different size breasts. If you can pull of the design then you can mass produce various bra straps for the different sizes AND separately mass produce the cups. Instead of needing to have a complete product for every combination of bust size to cup size you just pick each separately.
Not just that, the entire system is modular. Want invisible or spaghetti straps? Attach them. Regular straps, or wide straps? Attach them. One red cup, one green cup, with a white band, for christmas? Do it! The whole thing is just composed of bits you can attach to the overall thing.
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Yep. Get the whole range of straps for all occasions and apply whichever cup you feel like.
Straps include: strapless, plunge, sports, lacy, etc (not to mention different colours)
Cups include: pushup, filler (for your different size boobs, one filler, one not), comfy, lacy, half cover, etc (again, different colours as desired).
I seems like an obvious thing to do so I can only surmise that no-one has yet created a good design to allow easy interchange of cups. I'd say it would especially be a problem to get a particular cup to fit to any of the different straps and vice-versa.
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/A-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/B-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/C-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/D-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/DD-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/E-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/F-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/G-bra-cup-size.gif)
(http://humor.sportse.org/bra-cup-sizes/H-bra-cup-size.gif)
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It's more likely that the companies would lose money of such a bra, unless of course they made the entire system ludicrously expensive.
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It's more likely that the companies would lose money of such a bra, unless of course they made the entire system ludicrously expensive.
Nah, use the Gillette model - The base system is cheap as chips, but the replacement parts are where you make your money.
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Yeah there's a few pulling that trick now.
Printers are the worst with those bloody ink cartridges that cost almost as much as the flaming printer.
Looking at the below picture, I think the straps could be pretty much the same from A thru H. It looks like the bottom of the H's strap sits far lower on the body than the bottom of the A, but that should be adjustable thanks to the straps anyway.
(http://www.japanprobe.com/july06/bra%20cups/cup-censored.jpg)
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That's why you go get the ink cartridges refilled :P
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That's why you go get the ink cartridges refilled :P
Yeah but they're starting to put chips and crap into the cartridges and printers to prevent that, by setting the cartridge to only allow a certain number of prints... Bastards.
HEY! Imagine the market for novelty bra cups in the range.
(http://www.ohmyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/light%20up%20bras7.gif)
(http://www.ohmyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/light%20up%20bras9.gif)
(http://www.ohmyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/light%20up%20bras21.gif)
I love the second one with the LED message board. I wonder what other messages you could put in there.
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1 quite a bit I could imagine
2. That's news to me, I know there are still entire stores dedicated to it.
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Yeah, I think the manufacturers themselves are selling their own ink refills which come with reset chips to replace old ones, and don't forget that there's probably heaps of old printers out there that will remain in the market for a good many years to come until they're forced to upgrade.
I half recall some countries banning the practice, mostly in Europe, because the manufacturers were obviously trying to stop the generic brands from undercutting them with cheaper refills.
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oh great, as if tits weren't distracting enough, I'd never be able to take my eyes off of blinking tits.
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... And now I can't stop thinking of nipple piercings that light up and blink. o.O
Dammit Kasha -.-
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... And now I can't stop thinking of nipple piercings that light up and blink. o.O
Dammit Kasha -.-
What would be better is to have an led array programmed so you could play pong between the breasts
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Dare I ask what twiddly knobs would move the paddles?
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I suppose it's telling of my perceptions that after around D I can't tell the actual difference in size?
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I suppose it's telling of my perceptions that after around D I can't tell the actual difference in size?
I assume you mean until you start talking in large jumps, like D to H, but yeah, that's pretty normal.
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(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/forscience.jpg)
Well, I know what my new pick-up line is.
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Isn't that Akashayi's pickup line? *LOL*
Actually... Isn't that the dude from Metal Gear Solid?
(http://www.tokyobabyloncosplay.com/fotofiere/2000nov/057.jpg)
(http://doctorwendigo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/psycho-mantis.jpg)
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wearing plaid boxershorts and my illini tailgating shirt.
i get told the strangest things by guys some times. A guy friend of mine recently said he would rather spend time with a girl finding ways to have sexual fun without having sex than having sex with another women.
what is the flipside opinion on this? is foreplay more fun than sex?
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what is the flipside opinion on this? is foreplay more fun than sex?
Not that I'd know either way, but from the sense of what I'm interested in, for me, yes.
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Isn't that Akashayi's pickup line? *LOL*
No no, her pickup line is
*insert something here* .... For Science!
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Isn't that Akashayi's pickup line? *LOL*
No no, her pickup line is
*insert something here* .... For Science!
Yes, I'm sure Akashayi would want them to insert something there.
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wearing plaid boxershorts and my illini tailgating shirt.
i get told the strangest things by guys some times. A guy friend of mine recently said he would rather spend time with a girl finding ways to have sexual fun without having sex than having sex with another women.
what is the flipside opinion on this? is foreplay more fun than sex?
Same for me right now. But my Mrs. can't stand foreplay or afterplay so maybe I just want it 'cos I'm starved of it *shrug*.
Sex for me is supposed to be fun regardless of if we're talking sexual play or sexual intercourse. Passionate, affectionate and intimate are other words that could/should describe it. You don't want sex to become routine where you're just jumping straight to intercourse in a single position until it's over.
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Holy shit, I just had a fantastic idea.
You gonna start stuffing your bra, too, Churba?
And Were your Emo-ness a physical object, I'd stuff it with that, and stuff my bra till it collapsed upon itself as a singularity, but no, that's wasn't my idea. I was just thinking - Has anyone thought to make a modular system bra?
You know what Churba, I have a suggestion: If you could refrain from being pointlessly mean for no reason, that would be terrific. KAYTHANKXBYE :-\
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Ronin you forget; Churba is Australian he is meant to be like that lol
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Holy shit, I just had a fantastic idea.
You gonna start stuffing your bra, too, Churba?
And Were your Emo-ness a physical object, I'd stuff it with that, and stuff my bra till it collapsed upon itself as a singularity, but no, that's wasn't my idea. I was just thinking - Has anyone thought to make a modular system bra?
You know what Churba, I have a suggestion: If you could refrain from being pointlessly mean for no reason, that would be terrific. KAYTHANKXBYE :-\
Could you stop being pointlessly rude and obscene then?
Debate room:
You don't think it's gross that I use your little sister's Barbie doll as a sex toy? What about your little sister's panties?
*You can reply to this if you'd like but i won't continue in a discussion.*
Now back to sexy:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341/1576106016_78f024b28f.jpg?v=0)
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Isn't that Akashayi's pickup line? *LOL*
No no, her pickup line is
*insert something here* .... For Science!
I've used that before.
Science can't be denied.
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You know what Churba, I have a suggestion: If you could refrain from being pointlessly mean for no reason, that would be terrific. KAYTHANKXBYE
Could you stop being pointlessly rude and obscene then?
For the record, I found Churba's comment rather funny.
No need to go off the handle to "defend" me Ronin.
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Age: 25
Gender: Male
First Girlfriend: Nina, met her on a christian Scout camp at district level in the summer of 2004. She was 14, I was 19 and recently finished with the compulsory military service(that got disbanded as an institution last year after almost 100years in effect) That camp were also where I got my first kiss, by her. The relationship ended after about a year and a half, but we separated somewhat as friends and still keep in touch. Through her I met my current girlfriend of 3 and a half years and counting :)
First Non Penetrative Sexual experience: When I was around 10 with a female cousin roughly the same age, a few months older than me... she initiated it!
First time (penetrative): A few months after Nina got legal,(at 15) though I don't remember the actual event.
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You know what Churba, I have a suggestion: If you could refrain from being pointlessly mean for no reason, that would be terrific. KAYTHANKXBYE
Could you stop being pointlessly rude and obscene then?
For the record, I found Churba's comment rather funny.
No need to go off the handle to "defend" me Ronin.
Whatever.
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You know what Churba, I have a suggestion: If you could refrain from being pointlessly mean for no reason, that would be terrific. KAYTHANKXBYE
Could you stop being pointlessly rude and obscene then?
For the record, I found Churba's comment rather funny.
No need to go off the handle to "defend" me Ronin.
I must agree, I mean no spite when I say these things, and I'm confident that if I went entirely too far, CDSM would say something about it. I'm a grumpy, abrasive curmudgeonly bastard quite often, but CDSM is an alright bloke in my book.
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fine, sorry. i thought...
nevermind. carry on. :-X
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@RoninA: Yeah I can see how you might take offense but it's an Aussie thing. Insulting each other is a great sign of comradery for Aussies. Heck, we join cubs and fraternities that call us Old Bastards.
(http://www.aoob.com.au/images/ob_banner.gif)
Which reminds me, I need to join that again (bloody thing is actually a charity organisation for war widows from memory *LOL*
Motto: “WHILST EVER HOPS GROW ON THIS EARTH, LET NO PLAIN WATER MAR OUR MIRTH”
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@RoninA: Yeah I can see how you might take offense but it's an Aussie thing. Insulting each other is a great sign of comradery for Aussies. Heck, we join cubs and fraternities that call us Old Bastards.
If I might add, I greet my father with "Owyagoin' ya old c**t?" and reserve the more risque treatment for the boys.
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@RoninA: Yeah I can see how you might take offense but it's an Aussie thing. Insulting each other is a great sign of comradery for Aussies. Heck, we join cubs and fraternities that call us Old Bastards.
If I might add, I greet my father with "Owyagoin' ya old c**t?" and reserve the more risque treatment for the boys.
:'( Thats it... are you sure you're not related to a bloke I know called Matthew McConville? Except for your hair colour your almost exactly like him in every way. You mannerisms, voice, the lot!
Heh, actually there's the perfect example of an Aussie insulting another. We call this red-head mate of mine "Strawberry Pubes". Although it tends to get shortened to "Spubs" now-a-days.
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I miss having real life male friends I could verbally abuse to no end.
I have too many female friends that are all up on their emotional issues and not wanting to talk to me for some shit or whatever.
I need homedogs that will reserve problems by beating each other up, like when we were kids.
Except most guys I know are Christians and aren't up for having fun. Bah. Humbug. Who needs them?
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@RoninA: Yeah I can see how you might take offense but it's an Aussie thing. Insulting each other is a great sign of comradery for Aussies. Heck, we join cubs and fraternities that call us Old Bastards.
If I might add, I greet my father with "Owyagoin' ya old c**t?" and reserve the more risque treatment for the boys.
:'( Thats it... are you sure you're not related to a bloke I know called Matthew McConville? Except for your hair colour your almost exactly like him in every way. You mannerisms, voice, the lot!
Heh, actually there's the perfect example of an Aussie insulting another. We call this red-head mate of mine "Strawberry Pubes". Although it tends to get shortened to "Spubs" now-a-days.
We had our own ranga, but his nickname was CB, short for Crab bait, the joke being that's the only thing he was fuckin' good for.
But Matthew McConville? Sounds oddly familiar. I honestly don't know.I miss having real life male friends I could verbally abuse to no end.
*Nods* Know the feeling, man, know the feeling. But if it helps, you can still abuse us whenever you like. You bastard.
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He is an old Brisbanite from the Northern Suburbs, but he went to the Rocky Grammar School for at least his last two years of High-School.
@CDSM: toughen up you pussy :o ;D
Yeah I know what you mean though. Blokes that you just talk plain shit with. Nothing important about work, your loves lives or your emotions in general. Just someone to have a conversation and a few beers with that revolves around bashing whatever politicians you don't like, crap on the people supporting the Iraq war and the ones trying to stop it, note how Hot Jennifer Hawkins looks in her recent nude photo-shoot, share some awesome internet meme with and talk about the quality of your beer like your an expert when you don't know shit.
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Yeah I know what you mean though. Blokes that you just talk plain shit with. Nothing important about work, your loves lives or your emotions in general. Just someone to have a conversation and a few beers with that revolves around bashing whatever politicians you don't like, crap on the people supporting the Iraq war and the ones trying to stop it, note how Hot Jennifer Hawkins looks in her recent nude photo-shoot, share some awesome internet meme with and talk about the quality of your beer like your an expert when you don't know shit.
Yeah, that's basically all my friends. I rarely bond with women. Thank God I'm not one of them.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1237075536278.jpg)
Now where were we... oh yeah, getting back to the mother fucking sexy ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1237175564706.jpg)
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*Nods* Know the feeling, man, know the feeling. But if it helps, you can still abuse us whenever you like. You bastard.
He is an old Brisbanite from the Northern Suburbs, but he went to the Rocky Grammar School for at least his last two years of High-School.
@CDSM: toughen up you pussy :o ;D
Yeah I know what you mean though. Blokes that you just talk plain shit with. Nothing important about work, your loves lives or your emotions in general. Just someone to have a conversation and a few beers with that revolves around bashing whatever politicians you don't like, crap on the people supporting the Iraq war and the ones trying to stop it, note how Hot Jennifer Hawkins looks in her recent nude photo-shoot, share some awesome internet meme with and talk about the quality of your beer like your an expert when you don't know shit.
Yeah. So many people are too emo. You get political, and someone's gotta get offended. You talk about girls, and some guy's like "she doesn't love me", or "this bitch wouldn't give me head", or some complaining shit.
It's like in the immortal words of Ludacris:
Maann, cause I don't wanna do that. I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.. sit back and watch the women get drunk
as hell, so I can wake up in the morning with a story to tell. I know it's been a little while since I've been out the
house, but now I'm here.. you wanna stand around runnin' yo' mouth? I can't hear nothing you sayin' or spittin', so what's
up? Don't you see we in the club?, man shut the fuck up
@ Akasha: You know I totally do.
What do the transgenders say? "I'm a woman stuck in a man's body?"
Well, I'm a man stuck in a man's body, wishing he was a man stuck in a woman's body.
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"this bitch wouldn't give me head"
Some biach ain't giving head? What an outrage! :o ::) :P
mmmm sexay
(http://www.tokyopop.co.jp/ugc/1/6/3/9/8/5/u/avatar/2359944.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6-H7EESi5Qo/SZOCc-yJAtI/AAAAAAAABk4/CrsTOSnrffs/s400/14ca7p3.jpg)
(http://www.theasylum.cc/images/dr_vaginamite.jpg)
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I know a guy that complains whenever some chick won't go all the way with him.
I'm like, "OH, YAWN, oh man, I am SO disinclined to sympathize you, ya feel me?"
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*lol* Tell the bugger he's gotta give some head before he can hope to get some.
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We like girls with guns.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/4e4d1bf151e4924a7d60a59fa182c66b.jpg)
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We like girls with guns.
*Imagines Akashayi with a gun* As my sister would put it, in her eloquent way, Epic jizz.
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We like girls with guns.
*Imagines Akashayi with a gun* As my sister would put it, in her eloquent way, Epic jizz.
Thats it... Make it happen Akashayi.
Wear something badass, find a mate who's got a gun and get them to take a photo of you holding it... actually I half recall a picture of Kashi with a gun somewhere.
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We like girls with guns.
*Imagines Akashayi with a gun* As my sister would put it, in her eloquent way, Epic jizz.
Thats it... Make it happen Akashayi.
Wear something badass, find a mate who's got a gun and get them to take a photo of you holding it... actually I half recall a picture of Kashi with a gun somewhere.
Sure. I can recreate this as a photo of me. ;P
I have the resources >.>
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Do you have the resources for this?
(http://nickscipio.com/pod/media/2006/08/warheads.jpg)
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Do you have the resources for this?
(http://nickscipio.com/pod/media/2006/08/warheads.jpg)
No, my breasts are much smaller, real and attractive looking :P
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Charles, I'm dissapointed. You picture a woman on a Tank, and you go for some American Bint? You forgot that Sexy, kinky, lunatic aussie chick :
(http://wowfrostmage.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tank-girl.jpg)
That's right. Punked out aussie chick beats old american bint on a rusty old tank.
(http://www.dontpaniconline.com/var/uploads/mag/images/photo_1246026541.jpg)
(http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/media/gallery/2008/aug/11/timeout/TO-TankGirl-6718.jpg)
(http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Tank_Girl.jpg)
(Also, I want a hat like this - (http://api.ning.com/files/xegMnEYX5UcAP*77WBYTlstTSnBRz0ypjYWJHz8OTyxMF-XCfa7H1*dUJ8bI4dWkF-QuARc42bLJErqwn92-CGtpLVvZ4GIj/tank_girl.jpg)
Last of all - A proposal by Jamie howlett of what it would look like if Kasha and I got together.
(http://lolianais.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/tank_girl_ii_by_lora8.jpg)
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You dog. (the size proportions are probably correct, though)
I'm have long, black hair, and I don't have any aussie in me. ;P
But I love Tank Girl <3 Rad.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1246920234940.jpg)
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@Akashayi: Yeah, should have taken a better look at the breasts before posting. I just saw the tank and gun *shrug*
@Churba: HELL YEAH! TANK GIRL! *drool* I have seriously got to get that series one day. Saw the movie and read the book (which was a bit better) but I'm ignorant of the true awesomeness that is the real tank girl.
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You dog. (the size proportions are probably correct, though)
I'm have long, black hair, and I don't have any aussie in me. ;P
But I love Tank Girl <3 Rad.
To adress your points
1)Only in the movie, in the books, he's a mutant kangaroo
2)Yet.
3)Hell yes <3
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Do you have the resources for this?
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[judgmental]The idea is nice, but the woman...not so much.[/judgmental]
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(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/_greymatter/Anime/Gun.gif)
Struth you guys have high standards. The woman ain't THAT bad a looker. *meh* like I said, I was paying more attention to the arsenal.
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j192/Drizzt_2006/Girl%20anime/gun.gif)
(http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae244/adrian_hardiman/anime/gun.jpg)
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The puns.... they hurt... can't.... talk... properly....
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The puns.... they hurt... can't.... talk... properly....
Hehe, that's an extra funny visual given your awesome avatar.
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Not so much (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/Crono-LaughFront.gif) as (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/Lucca-HitLeft.gif)
.... Spinny (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/Ayla-Spin.gif) >.>;
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Pozf! you laughing at these women's arsenals? C'mon man! these chicks are seriously loaded. Look-out for the ones with over-the-shoulder bazookas.
(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs31/300W/i/2008/189/f/8/Bazooka_Fork_by_NeoSlashott.jpg)
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Struth you guys have high standards. The woman ain't THAT bad a looker. *meh* like I said, I was paying more attention to the arsenal.
Lies, You can't even see it, she's facing the wrong way. Oh, wait, Arsenal.
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No I'm not laughing...
Side note wouldn't the thrust from the missiles on that bra burn the hell out of her tits?
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No I'm not laughing...
Side note wouldn't the thrust from the missiles on that bra burn the hell out of her tits?
Not as bad as the missiles would burn the target upon impact. Heck, anime boobs are tougher than they look. Really big ones can even be used for a fun and easy mode of transportation.
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/280/b/3/Mattie___Bouncy_Pillows_by_NeoSlashott.gif)
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(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/_greymatter/Anime/Gun.gif)
Struth you guys have high standards. The woman ain't THAT bad a looker. *meh* like I said, I was paying more attention to the arsenal.
I have ungodly high standards. Sometimes arbitrarily so, as almost no models or celebs are attractive to me.
I have raised pickiness to an artform.
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Can also be used to defeat ninjas.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1217830064239.gif)
I can empathize with you CDSM, that's part of why most of my pron is art.
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O.o o,O
Gif... perplexing
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I can empathize with you CDSM, that's part of why most of my pron is art.
It's compounded by the fact that my aesthetic perceptions are based heavily on my personal opinion of the person, and my current general mood.
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@Akashayi: ... damn.
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It's compounded by the fact that my aesthetic perceptions are based heavily on my personal opinion of the person, and my current general mood.
I'm the same way, a persons looks have little to none to do with the equation *pretty much as long as I can look at them without flinching it doesn't matter*
That must be her secret weapon, as she can't use force lightning
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It's compounded by the fact that my aesthetic perceptions are based heavily on my personal opinion of the person, and my current general mood.
That must be her secret weapon, as she can't use force lightning
(http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1362843module9308177photo_1209866291Empress.jpg)
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For me part of the problem is my biggest attractor is intelligence and geekiness, which can't really be portrayed in prons very well.
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For me part of the problem is my biggest attractor is intelligence and geekiness, which can't really be portrayed in prons very well.
Unless they had ungodly amounts of plot and character development.
Incidentally, in spite of all the things that intrigue me (like geekiness, and ESPECIALLY creativity), trust is the main thing that attracts me.
I'm serious...this girl...my one friend that I've previously mentioned that I had the brief falling out with...I get aroused just my talking to her...just the fact that I have someone that I could tell *anything* to...it makes me hot.
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And you can't even find that in erotic literature very often -.-
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/55075__468x_lingerie-girl-reading-in-bed-by-crossfire.jpg)
edit: Trust might be an attractor if I thought trusting anyone was a good idea >.>
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And you can't even find that in erotic literature very often -.-
I've read a lot of bad erotic literature.
But then...my standard for prose is UNGODLY.
No way could I ever get off on an erotic piece. I'd be way too critical.
Creative writing major will do that to you.
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/55075__468x_lingerie-girl-reading-in-bed-by-crossfire.jpg)
edit: Trust might be an attractor if I thought trusting anyone was a good idea >.>
What's with that lamp, it's got a very translucent shade over it... that seems rather pointless.
Also, trust is a terrible horrible thing >.>
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If I recall correctly, you both have problems fantasizing and thats apparently the major reason men can get off on all sorts of porn. It's not necessarily the image before them thats getting them off but the image that it's inspired in their head.
@Akashayi: awww, sorry to hear about the trust. I like to trust people first until they betray my trust... which has actually proven a difficult concept for a former work college I've kept in touch with. He significantly betrayed my trust at a critical moment but he's kept in contact and done a number of great things for me since. Yet I'm still stuck with that old betrayal in the back of my mind so maybe I need to set some sort of point of 2nd chance point in there too *shrug*
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edit: Trust might be an attractor if I thought trusting anyone was a good idea >.>
I think it's a terrible idea. The fact that it's such a rare commodity adds to its allure.
If I recall correctly, you both have problems fantasizing and thats apparently the major reason men can get off on all sorts of porn. It's not necessarily the image before them thats getting them off but the image that it's inspired in their head.
Most pron doesn't inspire me, which is usually why I have to make my own, with my own characters.
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*shrug* I trust you guys... seriously wtf you gonna do? *LOL*
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Were you talking about me Charles? because I've never said such a thing, my imagination is quite over-active
... ignore if not applicable >.>
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*shrug* I trust you guys... seriously wtf you gonna do? *LOL*
I'd say "sink Australia into the sea" but the continent is too damn awesome for something so wasteful.
As long as you live there, you are safe from Area Frags.
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Were you talking about me Charles? because I've never said such a thing, my imagination is quite over-active
... ignore if not applicable >.>
??? yeah... not getting you sorry *lol*
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If I recall correctly, you both have problems fantasizing and thats apparently the major reason men can get off on all sorts of porn. It's not necessarily the image before them thats getting them off but the image that it's inspired in their head.
I was referring to this and the Both qualify and I wasn't sure if you meant CDSM and I or CDSM and Akasha.
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Maybe he meant YOU and AKASHA.
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True true, but the thought hadn't crossed my mind.
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I thought it was CDSM and Akashayi
*checks*
Nope, just Akashayi. Sorry CDSM *lol*
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Wait, what exactly is just me now?
Unable to imagine/remember kissing soft, beautiful women? Never. ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1239415501781.jpg)
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Pew pew?
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129078620434138488.jpg)
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Pew pew?
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129078620434138488.jpg)
Tron 2 - Tits of fury.
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Here you go one from me Airborne ;D
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/326a06159fb1cd8386d7219b1364723e.jpg)
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Tron 2 - Tits of fury.
The real question is, is that a porn or a sequel... or a porn sequel?
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Wait, what exactly is just me now?
Unable to imagine/remember kissing soft, beautiful women? Never. ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1239415501781.jpg)
*CRY* why the hell can't I find stuff that good. My Googlefu is legendary yet every image you post is better than anything I've ever seen let alone saved (right-click-saves the image)
@Pozf: Nice. I'll bet Dr. Evil would have gone for those instead of the sharks.
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Wait, what exactly is just me now?
Unable to imagine/remember kissing soft, beautiful women? Never. ;P
So this is Akasha's typical Friday night then? She does say remember.
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@ charles:
I use this site:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/
F'rinstance, you want some picks of chicks with guns, search "gun".
You can only search too tags at a time, though.
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@CDSM: yeah, I probably just need to limit my searches to larger images as well. That seems to be where most of the quality is.
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@CDSM: yeah, I probably just need to limit my searches to larger images as well. That seems to be where most of the quality is.
It's not just that, I just have greater net-crawl-fu (and awesome taste in porn.) ;P
Also, more reason to visit LA, our clubs are win:
(http://www.ladead.com/gallery/galleries/malediction_society/091220_by_Violet/_MG_5002.jpg)
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... Shouldn't they have a better tan if they live in California?
Then again, maybe they find the night-life more interesting and sleep during the day *lol*
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haha, this is the ladead scene. It's filled with geeks/programmers/gamers/etc and other children of the night :)
Pale, like I like them. ;P
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Yeah I need to get a tan. Hopefully something Fiji will help with but I reckon my 1hr lunch-time walks are also having a good effect. I'll start running shirtless when I loose the last bits of this tummy and can pull it off. That'll tan me.
Hmmm, I'd agree that your taste and eye for pron is probably better than mine but I'd still wager my google-fu is stronger... Then again, you can search in Japanese so thats a hell of an advantage.
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Hey, my google-fu is legendary around these parts.
Perhaps this calls for... a Porn Off Showdown! ./cues kill bill soundtrack
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/5fab98e72a0a6a06b68aba10cbc4d67d.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/0ee3fc1d973119a0672bc7ac6aba2d31.jpg)
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Yeah but you beat me hands down at pron.
Are there Google-fu tests or something out there? Surely there's something difficult to look up or discover about someone or something out and about.
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If it's a google-fu war, then I'd like to participate.
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Yeah but you beat me hands down at pron.
Are there Google-fu tests or something out there? Surely there's something difficult to look up or discover about someone or something out and about.
well, at that point it'd be like CTF at defcon. ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/3a6d389a53a4338f41ffae348baead62.jpg)
(edit: and I was looking forward to a porn off. [though that's probably what we do here anyway ;P ] )
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I have that picture! One of my favorites. Gotta love girls that stay up all night with eight computer monitors wearing nothing but panties.
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OK, someone set the parameters of what kind of pron we need to find (you up for it CDSM?) and then we each present the best example we can find and the one setting the parameter judges the best.
Good enough?
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I have that picture! One of my favorites. Gotta love girls that stay up all night with eight computer monitors wearing nothing but panties.
Same and... I know I do ;P
Though my record is five at a time, all night, complete with the half built computer in the room. ^^;
edit: well, my team is ready.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/previewd3c5a90fc2797383812ab0acd1e2ca7e.jpg)
even though I -am- working on stuff here in the analog.
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OK, someone set the parameters of what kind of pron we need to find (you up for it CDSM?) and then we each present the best example we can find and the one setting the parameter judges the best.
Good enough?
Sure!
I have that picture! One of my favorites. Gotta love girls that stay up all night with eight computer monitors wearing nothing but panties.
Same and... I know I do ;P
Though my record is five at a time, all night, complete with the half built computer in the room. ^^;
If I had that many computers, I totally would. I only have two (technically only my laptop, then my family's big screen desktop).
But when I am wealthier, I plan on having a dozen computers each dedicated to a single function!
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Ummmm I don't know how many monitors I've been up to. You saw that picture of my old workspace with about 3 laptops and 2 other computers or something... Maybe I've been up to 6 if I think back to when I was trying to restore my landlady's computer.
I'm usually either fully naked or in boxer shorts that read "too sexy" or some such thing.
Heading to lunch for an hour then I'll get back here to see what challenge CDSM has set us and what I can return fire with.
But I'm using the excuse I'm at work and can't surf all explicit sites out there... Although sometimes I've taken copies of images that I can only see in the google thumbnail cache and posted them 'cos I was pretty sure it would look hot in full size.
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Why do *I* have to set the challenge? I don't even know what to challenge with!
I'd say maybe finding a really hot cosplay of an obscure character, maybe...
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The showdown should be more a smackdown style match. I've already set the par with Kill Bill, computers and my awesome team, what do you have to top that? ;P
And CDSM could be a contestant, too. or anyone.
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Yeah I need to get a tan. Hopefully something Fiji will help with but I reckon my 1hr lunch-time walks are also having a good effect. I'll start running shirtless when I loose the last bits of this tummy and can pull it off. That'll tan me.
I think part of it might be genetic and also how you've lived so far - I used to surf a lot, hang about outdoors in Australian sun. I've been in England near on two years now, spending a majority of it inside or in covering clothing due to cold, and I'm still darker than most of the Xenophobic crackers over here.
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Yeah I need to get a tan. Hopefully something Fiji will help with but I reckon my 1hr lunch-time walks are also having a good effect. I'll start running shirtless when I loose the last bits of this tummy and can pull it off. That'll tan me.
I think part of it might be genetic and also how you've lived so far - I used to surf a lot, hang about outdoors in Australian sun. I've been in England near on two years now, spending a majority of it inside or in covering clothing due to cold, and I'm still darker than most of the Xenophobic crackers over here.
No, No, you're doing it wrong. We're having a sexy showdown. Xenophobic Crackers are not sexy. Post prons! like this:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/mine_fujiko.jpg)
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Yeah I need to get a tan. Hopefully something Fiji will help with but I reckon my 1hr lunch-time walks are also having a good effect. I'll start running shirtless when I loose the last bits of this tummy and can pull it off. That'll tan me.
I think part of it might be genetic and also how you've lived so far - I used to surf a lot, hang about outdoors in Australian sun. I've been in England near on two years now, spending a majority of it inside or in covering clothing due to cold, and I'm still darker than most of the Xenophobic crackers over here.
No, No, you're doing it wrong. We're having a sexy showdown. Xenophobic Crackers are not sexy. Post prons! like this:
Or so you think *Blows ref's whistle* I have my jerb.
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The showdown should be more a smackdown style match. I've already set the par with Kill Bill, computers and my awesome team, what do you have to top that? ;P
And CDSM could be a contestant, too. or anyone.
Sexydown?
Artists!
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/LordCentipede/6db403e21364dfd41d1df46f08f9c415.jpg)
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/LordCentipede/108981acd83fb9c3b3d63a90acaeba98.jpg)
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/LordCentipede/1ff94516c11e5bde1cd09d76e5da2eb7.jpg)
And because I lol'd at this one:
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/LordCentipede/3ed44cab71a80bc1b81809eaa6efff5d.png)
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Heh, seen those. Artists, that's a challenge.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/3fa4cdaf126c05a50d7edaad45767710.png)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/30c5bccd0c6d5598b03a85602034d3ab.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/3607f5a8a1187eb1f5b2e5c20d6612d7.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1217918421015.png) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1217918446912.png)
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No fair! You gotta find 'em and link 'em not upload 'em from your existing collection.
This is a google-fu showdown.
Cosplay you say CDSM? Well I've posted it before but I still say this is the best:
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/cosplay-chun-li-cammy-street-fighter-cosplay-doris-demotivational-poster-1236121592.jpg)
P.S. YAY for CDSM! finally getting the girls some action *LOL* I love the blond girl in the background scaling him up.
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Ah...you are strong indeed.
Next round...MONEY.
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/LordCentipede/f0b7985ca0801d4b82d1f033759da255.jpg)
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/LordCentipede/72d513a984b169af384039f82ee8d2bc.jpg)
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/LordCentipede/d635011c4a8b42bbaa1364788952cd99.jpg)
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SEXY MONEY!
(http://www.mysteryautoincome.com/Images/sexy-money-girl.jpg)
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/jzbulldog/Girls/SexyPirate.jpg?t=1263523337)
EDIT: DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T I GET THIS SECOND IMAGE TO SHOW!
OH WELL LINKY! http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/jzbulldog/Girls/SexyPirate.jpg?t=1263523337
EDIT2: Ahhh! got it
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the first one and last two were in my personal collection, which is enough of a search, but the other two are new
I just uploaded them to my own server instead of hotlinking them ;P
As for money...
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/667a4c8ca8b23f1e9504aedbd20b1943.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/preview8c69681345d30e515be0af21a9ab59fe.jpg)
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Akasha can post whatever the hell she wants charles! She still had to find them at some point!
...I'm just being selfish though. I want to see her collection!
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Akasha can post whatever the hell she wants charles! She still had to find them at some point!
...I'm just being selfish though. I want to see her collection!
The size it is now, it really is work to get through ;P
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*sulk* alright, whats the next challenge CDSM? or do you want to set one UIS?
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*sulk* alright, whats the next challenge CDSM? or do you want to set one UIS?
I'm finished. I'm writing now.
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*shrug* guess I should do some work around here as well... Don't know why they expect me to do anything at this joint... something about them paying me or such ::)
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I do have a request, actually.
Books.
Not just "a" book, either, like piles or shelves of books.
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You guys and your working.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/37ba2cec6ba56f5949fefc09b507877c.jpg)
books? hm. ok. ./scampers off to the pron
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Well, excuse me, princess.
Not all of us have the luxury of sexing and carousing all day.
Some of us have world-shaking novels to write.
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(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/librarians-life-time-woman-cure-ignorance-cleavage-sexy-demotivational-poster-1244482841.jpg)
(http://www.damianocali.com/img/portfolio/large/theBookLover.jpg)
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I like the second one. Props, charles.
Oh, here's some Yomiko Readman cosplay.
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/131/8/7/Yomiko_Readman_II_by_black___butterfly.jpg)
(http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/46550/46550-25940-1.jpg)
(http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/46550/46550-25940-2.jpg)
(http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/46550/46550-25940-3.jpg)
Now if only I could find some good fanart. Aside from my avatar and a few others, there's very few Yomiko pics I've been able to find that I've really liked. ((and I see she has Good Omens...good taste in books!))
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(http://www.meido-rando.net/public/mahoromatic/131.jpg.jpeg)
(http://karen.saiin.net/~sabachiyo-land/imge/09.5-6.jpg)
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/challenges/b93d391f701be05e321117d1ec672ec4.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/challenges/c734ca1118935933b8a74b6e0c9a8bb3.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/challenges/preview5979d3e59cad2161d2e3fe0308c2e963.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/challenges/preview9872399a61f144920d735af1c38cec95.jpg)
I am supposedly trying to get stuff done here, too :P
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DAMN! I think Akashayi has us beat here.
But I'll make one last attempt
(http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/a422b0f80fac73caa2c6af20e9edbfe2.jpg)
@Akashayi: what? You're the one who called the Google-Fu Pron war *lol*
Alright, I need to get work done too. Great fight though, anyone know who won? I lost track around the second orgasm ::) :P
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Ha, I have all those except the first one! Anyways, yeah, time to call it off. Big projects I gotta do now...ttyl.
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@Akashayi: What is that first one from? Looks like an awesome Hentai.
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@Akashayi: What is that first one from? Looks like an awesome Hentai.
You know, that's a very good question. I'm not sure ;P
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According to my searches, its game cg from "izayoi no hanayome".
Artist's name is "ino".
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Gah, all those hawt pics gave me a hard on... and I have nobody besides my hand to take care of that with :(
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Gah, all those hawt pics gave me a hard on... and I have nobody besides my hand to take care of that with :(
Hey, most of us here are flying solo. Can't complain ;P
Also, Porn off showdown, huge success.
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I think I have the right to whine once since I'm in a long distance relationship.
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That depends if it started out long distance relationship, or if it became one.
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It started out as one and has lasted more than three years, and it doesn't get easier being separated just because it's always been so.
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@EMP_Dragon: Then move. Seriously I've moved over 20 times in my lifetime. I don't know why everyone finds it a big deal *shrug*
Other than that, you can give yourself some good loving with nothing but a hand. No-one knows you like you after all ;)
I reckon masturbation is underrated. Too many people keep it simple and go straight for the orgasm. Treat yourself guys and girls. Try some new places, techniques or just triple the time you usually take.
P.S. Yeah, "Pron Off" was a serious success. We'll have to throw another one sometime.
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It started out as one and has lasted more than three years, and it doesn't get easier being separated just because it's always been so.
I'm not saying gets easier or anything, actually I can imagine it getting worse over time, But it just seems that you're trying to justify complaining that a lemon is sour.
@EMP_Dragon: Then move. Seriously I've moved over 20 times in my lifetime. I don't know why everyone finds it a big deal *shrug*
It's a big deal because it's expensive, time consuming, and you can't always move due to any number of circumstance
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Well, Charles, there is little sense in me moving when she's not done with studies and will need to move frequently the next few years to learn different smithing techniques and gem stone fitting at different locations while I enjoy my work and my living here, and she wouldn't mind living here once she's a practicing silver/gold smith :)
There's a reason I don't eat lemons XD
Back on topic though, this competition was a great success, and the post I did complaining wasn't intended as a whine, I need to get better at choosing my words.
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Aaah, I'm going to keep my mouth shut about long distance relationships, but I generally don't believe in their validity... you have to have some really awesome communication and a solid plan for being together in the analog, and even then. Yes. lemons are sour.
Anyway, still... Phone/Cyber sex, mm. Can still be nice sometimes.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1217521385931.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/73775ee04bfcbe9c5fd3e1b97dfbe120.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/preview1738e53b35e3e95bf1eba53c2de2ca7e.jpg)
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@pozf: My father managed to move my entire family to our new city when he'd been out of work for over 6 months. You throw a garage sale to get rid of most of the stuff you don't need and possibly big items as well. That gets you a bit of extra cash too. A loan can help, etc. Hell if you're in no rush then you just start looking for work in the new location and you don't even go without a job when you get there.
Heck, I've got one cousin who (with her husband) is pretty much a gypsy. They never stay more than 6 months in one place before they packup and move to a new one and get new working class jobs.
As before, I've moved over 20 times between different states and overseas. It's much easier than people make it out to be IMHO. But if EMP_Dragon's girl isn't really settled in one spot then that makes sense.
wait... did we just loose the sexy again :(
EDIT: NOPE, Akashayi found it ;D
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Naturally. I've got your backs covered ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/d1705ce2157ed61513e4fb3e9cf677da.jpg)
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Sexy and badass all in one... nice.
Aaah, I'm going to keep my mouth shut about long distance relationships, but I generally don't believe in their validity... you have to have some really awesome communication and a solid plan for being together in the analog, and even then. Yes. lemons are sour.
Well I do believe in long distance friendships. Heck most of my mates are over 8 hours drive away at least, not to mention all the interrornet friends here and elsewhere.
Long distance relationships are difficult but possible. It all depends on the people in it and it's no downer to those who can't do it. We are who we are.
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Long distance friendships of course. I am a child of the internet.
Some of my best friends live in the bay area, which is -supposed- to be an 8 hour drive ;P
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I think the reason I put my true name, pictures and address in the public domain is 'cos I pretty much treat it like any other place I might to to socialise and meat new people and friends. I managed to get a Christmas present to eveyone I know on the internet who's given me their address... well... except for one who just got a Birthday present *lol*
Heck, I used to play the anonymous game but now-a-days I'm fairly comfortable with just opening up to others about my feelings and opinions so there wasn't much need to keep anonymity to tell other anonymous people things I didn't previously feel confident about sharing face to face. Plus I've never been much of one to play the pretend person either (i.e. act like I'm some hot blond bimbo when I'm really an unshaven, long-haired geek sat behind two laptops *PMSL*)
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I'm not sure about long distance relationships.
It'd depend on the exact nature of the relationship.
Personally, I'm of a type of dedication where that wouldn't matter if the other person was up for it.
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Long distance relationships work best if you have the ability to close that distance occasionally.. Also helps if your both crazy net users of some sort or another. (Trust me I know, having had relationships with girls in America, Malaysia, Canada and Holland before - and the Holland one worked best cuz I could see her a few times a year, and now she lives with me :o)
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meat new people
I don't give my address to Cannibals. :P
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meat new people
I don't give my address to Cannibals. :P
Awww, C'mon I only nibble ;D
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uhuh thats why I lost a finger ;D
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uhuh thats why I lost a finger ;D
NOM NOM NOM ;)
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Besides the last person to bite me left me with their teethmarks for two weeks and a sore right hip :-\
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I've left bite marks that lasted for two weeks, but they were appreciated >.>
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Lets put it this way I was in no position to decline when it happened lol but TBH did not mind at the time it was a bit of a shock thats all.
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I think we can conclude one thing about Akashayi and the girl who put those bite marks in Oddball...
(https://www.halloweenunlimited.com/images/product/products/alixSB.JPG)
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Warning! Sexy levels are at a dangerous low. Initiating recovery procedure:
(http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xiii/young-idol-nekomimi-cosplay.jpg)
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Are they legal?
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It'd crush several fantasies currently running through my head if they weren't.
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*sigh* I've had to tell so many people that I was actually born with the name Akasha and am not an Anne Rice fangirl or vampire freak.
that being said,
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/fa781a0f6c5d7b33cff3de8def45fe4c.jpg)
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I missed sooooo much ... this thread is new to me ... ima wearing a blue shirt, jeans, sand shoes and socks as well ...
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Nothing. Stark naked as I am every moment of every day.
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Back to wearing my Combat 95 trousers, Avro T-shirt and my black combat boots 8) (have to get another couple of pairs plus a few in desert camo)
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Stubbie shorts... and a headphone set with microphone
Nothing else ::)
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No pictures this time?
It's raining here. I ran outside in short sleeves and sandals. :D
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Too cold for that..................besides its not raining just icy outside
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In two minutes I'll be naked, completely :P
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No pictures this time?
As requested
http://www.flipsidecomics.com/forum/index.php?topic=34.msg64418#msg64418
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No pictures this time?
As requested
http://www.flipsidecomics.com/forum/index.php?topic=34.msg64418#msg64418
Good man. Here, have a cookie: ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/7fd2f3d6af7684d6f2b24bf73d8d810d.jpg)
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mmmmm COOOKIEEEE
(http://images8.yandy.com/Products/Sexy-Cookie.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZU1XPNSaUk4/SeZPNzX6geI/AAAAAAAAAvA/ZHsbXKOQXsM/s320/celebrity-pictures-cookie-monster-stop-anytime.jpg)
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Why would you want to stop?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/db80a6235b1dd8816d3e03653a6c5116.jpg)
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ahhh, reminds me of this one I found which I thought the ladies might appreciate a bit more.
(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/206/5/e/the_kiss_by_bordon.jpg)
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Hehe. I accept.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/edeb845e3023bfc281066d0daeedd79f.jpg)
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(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/179/8/3/Dark_Wings_by_MasterRambler.jpg)
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/a69c0666ff2be7572df1b8e9fbf9c6fd.jpg)
(It's the future.... flipside forumites have evolved to communicate only in porn....)
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(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2006/355/0/0/Ben_and_Caroline_by_sim4nee.jpg)
I don't know what we're saying and yet I understand *LOL*
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/db018857564e449e5e66ab1b5b0c613c.jpg)
(the girl was attractive enough but the guy totally ruined it for me >.> )
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Roger that, attempting to recover.
(http://static.straightline.jp/html/found/static/upload/l/l_931f0c7d285027fa0d68b377987ba8ba.jpg)
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:-\ FAIL! nothing there
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(http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxkxftAtr1qzvdydo1_500.jpg)
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@CHURBA: BY GODS MAN! YOU COMPLETELY KILLED ANY SEXY?
There's truly no recovery from that :'(
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Wait... I think I found some redemption
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/imperial-stormtroopers-star-wars-girl-geek-demotivational-poster-1253490595.jpg)
Yep, thats saved it *lol*
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:'(
Serious, put that shit behind a link, at least :'(
Or hand out blindfolds.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1237388491008.jpg)
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Blindfolding...
(http://optikalcamo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/maxheart_bblindfold.jpg)
EDIT: Damn broken images.
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1234250694058sm.jpg)
(I think my eyes are starting to recover.)
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(http://images.epilogue.net/users/lorenzo/ChainAngel.JPG)
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/5ecc42217cb3bed7a89d9084b8f980cf.jpg)
Ok, I think it's safe for these to come back off.
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PANTS OFF TIME!
(http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/tomoe-queens-blade-ero-cosplay-gallery/tomoe-queens-blade-ero-cosplay-001.JPG)
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Flashing that sword around these parts....
Round 1: Fight
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/6896ad68f47bde09ab4a259aa38c3cd4.jpg)
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You've brought a sword to a gun fight
(http://www.animeiai.com/revy_china.jpg)
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You brought a gun to a mech fight.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/10d34eee632eadcee10f5879efe639cfsm.jpg)
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Dam had one for the "pants" round :-\
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/7395b920689164a6c4509a16d05c595b.jpg)
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Forget the pants, Akashayi only took 'em off so she could put this on
(http://98.130.119.140/images/tokyo/gantzcosplay.jpg)
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I see your pic and raise this:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/999d8fcfb986e7eb68d7fbba1e562359.jpg)
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hmmm, I think thats another image that almost inspires the need for blindfolds again.
(http://yasunon01.sakura.ne.jp/origi/suikawari.jpg)
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what about Exoskeletons?
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/preview2fe512e36da33f7923dff81e3e89.jpg)
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Yeah we can get back to that.
(http://popwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/im4.jpg)
I've actually got a really good one somewhere on my computer at home but can't find it on the internet :(
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Heh. You don't like?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1193952048848.jpg)
We could go back a few steps to cute and vanilla
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/17d9e93e26f1b16a813b1d024c2c117e.jpg)
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calling it quits in my black and gold Vulcan T-shirt and tartan PJ bottoms.
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Yeah, I uh, need to continue attempting to work over here >.>
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i'm wearing my motley crew flaming shirt and no pants
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I love angels. Here is a good one.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/649650
This one is okay too. And don't worry, neither are very dirty.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/621569
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(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/179/8/3/Dark_Wings_by_MasterRambler.jpg)
not to be cliche or anything but that's what wearing? really? ;D ;D ;D
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:P
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;D did you miss me while i was away?
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*nods*
You're about to start missing me. I'm going to Fiji for the whole of next week ;D
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awwww *pouts*
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YAY!! Smiles is back all we need now is Selan to come back ;D but dam Charles is going.
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I think Selan is due back either this weekend or the Monday. She said she'd only be gone a week... Actually, we're missing Leana as well I think.
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I'm here :p
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*nods*
You're about to start missing me. I'm going to Fiji for the whole of next week ;D
That'll be fun. Unless your wife makes it hell. :-\
I wish you a good trip. We'll miss you! :D
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SELAN!!!!!
FIJI!!!!!
;D
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I expect lots of hot nude photos of fijian women when you return, Charles. We'll miss you >.>
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I expect lots of hot nude photos of fijian women when you return, Charles. We'll miss you >.>
I have purchased an underwater camera to assist in the mission :o ;D
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very yes. good work, soldier.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/801318b9e7cc6c295a8fef75476b4a2b.jpg)
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I spent way too much time in this place, it's become casual for me and I forget that this particular thread is NSFW.
I was in the library til recently, then I scrolled down and had to scroll up really quick and realized I should probably go back to my room....
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Why does Akashayi have a perfect picture for every occasion? :'(
Then again I'm willing to bet the can't find a good Fijian pron... which is probably why she's enlisted me to get her some *LOL*
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Hehehe, it's because I win at the internets.
Also, I've been suffering the same. I noticed the other day I was being way too casual with my prons.
edit: or not nearly casual enough
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Well, it's more of a case that I forget that there is pron in this thread.
Which is probably telling to how much this thread gets derailed. :P
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GAH! Another Avatar change for CDSM!
Damn.... now even the Avatar's sex is ambiguous :-\
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Wha? I'd still say this one's pretty girly.
Something I find amusing about these Ma3 strips:
http://www.menagea3.net/comics/mat20100119.png
http://www.menagea3.net/comics/mat20100121.png
So it's okay for the chick to fool around with some random girl, but if the guy does something on his own, it's suddenly wrong?
Hypocrisy! How does she not choke on it?!
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HAHA yeah I loved that recent scene. I particularly liked it when I noticed that the ears were changing owners around the place.
But yeah, It didn't occur to me that the girl had been with Zii on her own before they started the threesome with her boyfriend. I certainly found it a little strange but understanding to a certain extent that she was angry that he and Zii continued having sex after she'd left the threesome but now I remember her getting some private Zii action I can really see the hypocrisy of it.
Ahh but it is funny ;D
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I've mentioned this but
Zii is my hero.
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I must admit, the burn-saliva trickery was definitely one of the top seductions I've seen.
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HAHA only Zii could take a burnt tongue and make it lead to a threesome ;D
hmmmm, where is Dillon though? Last we knew some ride was waiting for him the previous morning. Best guess I got is that he simply slept alone in Zii's bed last night but maybe he caught up with matt or someone else *shrug*
I must confess, for all Zii's talk about setting Gary up and being his wingman, etc I'm yet to actually see her do anything to help him... Then again she seemed to have a very different idea of how to set him up and Dillon might be a bigger part of that plan than women *LOL*
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Zii done quite a bit of cock-blocking if you ask me.
She definitely seems the type to adore a cute, shy virgin like a little kitten and just want to treasure him his his adorable innocence, and totally ruin any chance he has of ever getting action/a relationship, since that would ruin his appeal.
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I have been on the MA3 forums defending Zii from sexists who would say that Zii is an evil douchebag. It's kind of frustrating. Either they hate for Zii doing things that men do all the time or "Get back to the story!" (i.e. Get back to Gary.) ::)
I think Zii is awesome. I want to be just like her when I grow up. :-*
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I have been on the MA3 forums defending Zii from sexists who would say that Zii is an evil douchebag.
I think she is kind of a bitch, but I'd still want to be friends with her. :)
It's kind of frustrating. Either they hate for Zii doing things that men do all the time
I'd like to note I also hate men for doing that kind of thing.
or "Get back to the story!" (i.e. Get back to Gary.) ::)
Gary is boring as hell. The only character I dislike more is wossname. I don't even remember.
The guy Dillon was with. Chester? Or something?
I would much rather read the Sexual Adventures of Zii, and that's saying something, because I usually find sexual adventures to be pretty tedious.
I think Zii is awesome. I want to be just like her when I grow up. :-*
I want to be just like Monkey D. Luffy. ^^
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hmmm, I think Zii alone would be boring. Zii, DiDi, Gary and even Dillon are a sexual, comedy team and if we just had 4 Ziis going around having fun sex with each other, it'd quickly get boring... well... maybe it would take 10 or 12 orgies and then be boring :P
Gary on his own, going to work each day and coming home each day to write comics is boring. Gary with Zii in his life a Japanese psycho chick a ditsy Canadian Amazon woman and all the rest is quite interesting and funny to see all the chaos that ensues.
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Well, natch. I'm just saying, I have a preference.
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zii would be more interesting, for sure. Just look at her awesome seductions left and right. The strip club that knows her well. The saliva burn trick.
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ahhh, but who can forget her handcuffing Yuki to Gary?
Zii without a Gary is Zii without a good comedy toy. She needs a poor sap like him to torture and torment with stories and videos about her encounters with his favorite porn star.
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Really? I don't know about that... I've enjoyed her interactions with all the other characters more. Her hijinks with DiDi, fun with Dillon, etc etc
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I enjoy her torturing of Gary most because I'm sadistic like that.
Schadenfreude, y'know.
I'm also not a big fan of DiDi. She's...far too ditzy for my tastes.
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I think Zii is charming. She is my favorite character. I get irritated that she doesn't do her best to help Gary sometimes, but I then I get over it.
Didi is a little too cartoony for me, cool, just not particularly relateable. I get annoyed by Gary's fainting and general weenie-ness. I like both characters but they're not my favorite.
I like Dillion because he's adorable. Also, funny. A little manipulative but a well rounded character and I love him.
I also like Sandra. It's probably general wooby-ism. Smarter then Didi but gets into way more trouble.
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What's the other guy's named? I know it's not Chester. Is it Zack? Mack? Mike? Something that ends in a "k" sound.
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Matt?
K?
:P
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Wow, I was way off.
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Don't worry.
I couldn't remember either. He hasn't been in the strip for a while now.
PROTIP: It's all there on the cast page. ;)
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heh well i hadn't read any of that strip before.
now i'm wearing my Mokona slippers(http://img.pupe.ameba.jp/image/item/l/GPw_Jw6xrVWH.jpg) :-*
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Yay!
From XXXholic! I love that comic! :-*
They look super comfy too. :-*
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they are! :-* it was super awesome that i got them for free ;D
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How as a present? :D
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I have no luck whatsoever.
Scratch that. I have tons of luck. BAD luck.
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please elaborate.
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i was at a convention and i made friends with this really tall guy in a jester hat.... and yeah he had a pair of these slippers he got off the Internets and they were way to small on him but they fit me and i asked to borrow them for the con since he couldn't wear them anyways and at the end of con he said i could have them ^_^ :-*
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please elaborate.
Either I'm psychic or my life is just predictable.
I'm leaning towards psychic because I can predict the next song on the radio.
But I can also predict when things will not go the way I need them to.
Or maybe my life is just predictable like that.
It can't be coincidence. It's too poetic.
Life taunts me. God is a fucking rabbit tamer, dangling his little carrots in front of me only to rip them away when I am hopeful.
Dawn of War was right. Hope *is* the first step on the road to disappointment.
(yeah, I know, that didn't elaborate AT ALL did it?)
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No. I understand perfectly. You are losing your mind. :P Don't worry about it. Happens to every mage sooner or later. :P
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Hope is dangerous. I just had this conversation with a friend. There's a reason why it was the last and greatest evil in Pandora's box. At the same time, it's good to want good in your life.
Heh. Just a few years ago, my friends dubbed me as a black hole of luck. Sucking in all the good luck for my friends, stuck on my event horizon while I had the shittiest luck known to man. Things... have improved since then. Yes.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/101981696_b54c849797_o.jpg)
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Wearing my white 111Sqn "Last of the F3W" T-Shirt and black tracksuit trousers. Looks like you have taken all of my good fortune as well then Akashayi, after my "brilliant" xmas pressie and start to this New Year :-\
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/d2girlsgift2.jpg)
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'kasha, have you gon paparazzi on Raz lately? Because that corset-wearing woman looks very similiar, only a little more flesh :P
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'kasha, have you gon paparazzi on Raz lately? Because that corset-wearing woman looks very similiar, only a little more flesh :P
Now that you mention it....hmmmm.....
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Yeah, I mean, the hair seems right in colour, length and style, the skin colour is close too and frankly, I don't have too hard imagining Raz choosing to wear a decorative corset :P
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Has Razzly emigrated and gone to stay wi' 'Kasha? :o (if so stuff all my troubles here I'm off ;D )
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No. I understand perfectly. You are losing your mind. :P Don't worry about it. Happens to every mage sooner or later. :P
Bitch, I'm a psion. None of these fancy words or gestures. I warp reality with my thoughts.
Still, I feel like I am going insane.
Maybe it was that one book I read...
(http://www.johngoodenough.com/images/cthulu/kingyellow.jpg)
Hope is dangerous. I just had this conversation with a friend. There's a reason why it was the last and greatest evil in Pandora's box. At the same time, it's good to want good in your life.
Heh. Just a few years ago, my friends dubbed me as a black hole of luck. Sucking in all the good luck for my friends, stuck on my event horizon while I had the shittiest luck known to man. Things... have improved since then. Yes.
I need not hope! Only the COURAGE to stare down inevitable misfortunes!
I really like that picture by the way. Very artistic looking.
And heh, I immediately thought of Razzly too.
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That explains what that image was reminding of! Razzly, or ... Razzly's art. Yeah.
In nomine Patri... Et Fili... Spiritus Sancti...
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/2036795038_39aacfc826_o.jpg)
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Pale skin + corsets are pretty much her trademark.
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Yay! Vagina in foreground! :D
Funny though, the lips are the only part of it that isn't shaved. I am not an expert, but if you were going to shave your vagina, wouldn't the labia majora be the first thing you would get trimmed off? :-\
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Let it be known that I would castrate myself for the chance to become a sky pirate.
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umm, Ronin, that's a completely shaved/waxed pussy... quite a lot of women have inner labia that protrudes slightly between the outer ones.
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Emp linked me to this on skype, and all I can say is... Wow. :-[
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umm, Ronin, that's a completely shaved/waxed pussy... quite a lot of women have inner labia that protrudes slightly between the outer ones.
He probably got confused because it's darker.
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True, but I felt compelled to clarify ;D
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You sure? It looks fuzzy to me. :-\
Oh well.
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Just put it down to bad light and photographer ;D
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indeed
today i'm not wearing any socks ^_^ ;D ;)
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today i'm not wearing any socks ^_^ ;D ;)
YOU HARLOT!
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Wondered why my feet was cold forgot to put socks on as well (so what does that make me Churba)
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Wondered why my feet was cold forgot to put socks on as well (so what does that make me Churba)
MAN-SLUT!
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FAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFFF!! lol
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Wait, Churba... are you wearing socks?
I know I'm not ;P
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Wait, Churba... are you wearing socks?
I know I'm not ;P
Only one. And it's not on my foot.
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touché ...
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+20 Moxie? (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Tube_sock)
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Anyone else here like reggae music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukb68yRI_8k)?
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I Loved That!
Thanks CDSM!
I really like Ikki Tousen (sp?) the manga, and well, a lot of it was the pretty girls in that show. The plot was incidental, but man that was a sexy anime! :-[
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I have mixed feelings about Ikki Tousen.
On the one hand, it has some truly good fights.
On the other hand, the fights are rife with panty shots and clothing damage. Not that panties and nudity are a bad thing, but, when if I want to see fights, I want to see fights, and not have to feel shame over the fact that the girls are becoming increasingly naked.
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I agree to a certain extent. But then again, the way they all the fighting is so rough. Like, it kinda makes it more erotic. Because the fighting is usually way way more passionate then any love scene.
But it's kinda gross too. Like, "Here viewer, we're going to blatantly eroticisize violence. You know that boner your getting by watching that girl break that person's arm, it totally makes you a sicko." ::)
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Yeah. I suppose my real problem is the guilty pleasure aspect of it.
I mean, I think of my other favorite fight-series (One Piece comes to mind), I can take a clip and show it to them, like, "Hey, this is a cool fight" and they'd be like "Yeah, that's cool".
But with Ikkitousen, I'd show them a clip, "Hey, this is a cool fight" and they'd give me that 'look' like and be like "You...watch this kind of thing?"
Y'know? It's like trying to claim you read Playboy for the articles.
Which apparently Playboy does have. Some of them are actually pretty good, I guess.
Fun fact. I had no clue Playboy had articles for the longest time. I thought that joke was funny because Playboy didn't have articles, just pictures of naked women. When I found out it did have articles, I was like "What's the point, no one's going to care about that when there's tits on the next page".
I also had no idea women had nipples for the longest time. Too much "nipple-less boobs" in artwork.
Nor did I know what the word "porno" meant.
Or a variety of other things.
But I *did* know what tampons were and how sex worked before a lot of people my age.
Huzzah for having a sheltered life. :P
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I have no compunctions about saying I watch porno to my friends, even if I just watch it for the fighting. I have plenty of porn that makes up for it! ;D
My problem with Ikki Tousen is not the egregious-fanservice-bordering-on-porno, it's the fact that they mix fanservice and fighting together and watching it makes me feel like a sexual sadist. Nothing wrong with sadism if you have a willing partner. But if you get off on hurting people who aren't willing, that makes you...
Well you get the idea. The most egregious offender is probably Ryomou Shimei. A character that gets sexually exited when she fights- and she fights by twisting their limbs until they snap. Yuck. :(
Anime has a way of pushing up against my boundaries a lot. Perhaps it's because I am willing to excuse a lot for the sake of good artwork. Content that would cause me to usually just dismiss as exploitive trash, I think it's okay Sometimes the work is worth the moral discomfort. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes, like with Ikki Tousen, it's really really close. :-[
Edit: There was an interesting comic on Menage a 3 today, and I think it brings up some interesting issues.
http://www.menagea3.net/index.html
Yeah, I feel bad for anyone who's that gay. Most gay guys could "fake the funk" enough to at least get a boner, even if they have to do it by thinking about guys or something. Most gay guys I've met had at least some kind of a choice in their lifestyle. Like, they can have sex with women, but decide that doing so is ultimately unfulfilling. But if it's that bad, you don't even get a say in the matter. I do know one gay guy like that. He never had the slightest interest in girls, ever. I myself can have fulfilling romantic relationships with both men and women so I get to make that choice every time I get involved with someone. I think it's better that way. Well, unless pussy is gross to you and you have no desire to ever make your parents happy. Not that making your parents happy is worth choosing a partner you aren't really attracted to, but it's nice to be able to even consider it.
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+20 Moxie?
Your link was tainted... >:(
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I have no compunctions about saying I watch porno to my friends, even if I just watch it for the fighting. I have plenty of porn that makes up for it! ;D
Well, friends. I mean random strangers who aren't your friends yet and you don't want to weird them out.
My problem with Ikki Tousen is not the egregious-fanservice-bordering-on-porno, it's the fact that they mix fanservice and fighting together and watching it makes me feel like a sexual sadist. Nothing wrong with sadism if you have a willing partner. But if you get off on hurting people who aren't willing, that makes you...
Well you get the idea. The most egregious offender is probably Ryomou Shimei. A character that gets sexually exited when she fights- and she fights by twisting their limbs until they snap. Yuck. :(
Anime has a way of pushing up against my boundaries a lot. Perhaps it's because I am willing to excuse a lot for the sake of good artwork. Content that would cause me to usually just dismiss as exploitive trash, I think it's okay Sometimes the work is worth the moral discomfort. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes, like with Ikki Tousen, it's really really close. :-[
Yeah, Ryomou is basically the designated sadism character. I just wish there was a better way to explain why you like someone without being a perv.
Like that fact that I keep a collection on ecchi solely for the art, and people are like "Riiiiight" and I'm like, "No seriously", but do they believe me, no. And that pisses me off because I don't like being called a liar.
Yeah, I feel bad for anyone who's that gay. Most gay guys could "fake the funk" enough to at least get a boner, even if they have to do it by thinking about guys or something. Most gay guys I've met had at least some kind of a choice in their lifestyle. Like, they can have sex with women, but decide that doing so is ultimately unfulfilling. But if it's that bad, you don't even get a say in the matter. I do know one gay guy like that. He never had the slightest interest in girls, ever. I myself can have fulfilling romantic relationships with both men and women so I get to make that choice every time I get involved with someone. I think it's better that way. Well, unless pussy is gross to you and you have no desire to ever make your parents happy. Not that making your parents happy is worth choosing a partner you aren't really attracted to, but it's nice to be able to even consider it.
I'm like that except not gay. Just...selective. :P
Unfortunately, now, I think I may never be attracted by a woman who isn't a hot librarian.
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Give it time.
You might someday find out you also like... hot archivists. :P
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Your link was tainted... >:(
huh? What do you mean by Tainted.
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I have the disgusting urge to post a picture of the spot between a man's ass and his balls, but that would be too cruel. ::)
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I have the disgusting urge to post a picture of the spot between a man's ass and his balls, but that would be too cruel. ::)
I don't understand...
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Tainted = target site contained viruses.
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I have been to that site Countless times *it's actually my homepage* And I have never had so much as even a warning. It might have been one of the ads, all of which I have disabled.
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That is very likely... it's mostly adds that do contain things like the trojan I got a warning for.
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I have the disgusting urge to post a picture of the spot between a man's ass and his balls, but that would be too cruel. ::)
I don't understand...
Do you not know what a "taint" is? It's easier to decribe what it isn't. You see, becuase it ain't your ass and it ain't your balls, it's your "taint".
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What I don't understand is why you would think to post such a thing.
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I prefer it when the junk is covered in undies
(http://desi-galaxy.sabza.org/wp-content/upen-provogue-underwear.jpg)
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What I don't understand is why you would think to post such a thing.
As if you are the only one allowed evil acts. ;D
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You will never be as evil as be though, young one, so do not even try!
I am on this level of evil:
(http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/216_4_261.jpg)
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/1228276184286.jpg)
(damn it, guys :P )
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That is the funniest thing I have ever seen! :D
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Well, not really, but it's pretty funny! :D
Edit: In fact, it almost made me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=ED9441CFC963F147
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(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/5805/original/282x282-Batman-batman-is-watching-you-masturbate.jpg?1248185480)
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(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/halolz-dot-com-batman-whostheman-comic.jpg)
The moral of the story? Nobody out stealths the goddamn Batman.
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Menage a 3 is awesome today.
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I love those things that are like, "Be yourself" and then proceed to tell you how not to be yourself.
More reinforcement that i should just do it my own way.
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I think the moral of the story is "Be yourself, but not too much." ::) Never said it was a good moral.
@Menage a 3. It's okay, but I want to get to the storyline right now. The comic is just filler today.
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I think the moral of the story is "Be yourself, but not too much." ::) Never said it was a good moral.
@Menage a 3. It's okay, but I want to get to the storyline right now. The comic is just filler today.
Yeah, I've really started to get sick of social dishonesty.
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Everyone does. But then everyone gets used to it again. Politeness is dishonesty. But it's dishonesty constructed for the purpose of maintaining the health of the group as a whole. Individuals are usually happy to sacrifice a little honesty to make everyone else happy. 2 problems with that. One, some of us have to sacrifice a little more then others, and it doesn't always work that way. Sometimes, people that would connect emotionally can't do so because they're trying to be polite. At these times, and a few others, I think politeness loses it's usefulness. :-\
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(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb191/ScoobyM/Motivational%20Posters/motivator2917215uh5.jpg)
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Everyone does. But then everyone gets used to it again. Politeness is dishonesty.
Not really. There's a difference between being smooth with the truth, and telling people what they want to hear to please them.
Politeness is when I don't malicious insult idiotic customers at a my job. But smiling them, asking them what I can do for them, and wishing them a nice day is not dishonesty.
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kwmac8CBOG1qadncdo1_500.jpg)
Baron Gary made me giggle.
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That's not nearly as sexy as what you use to post 'kasha :P
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It's just not as explicit.
I think it's pretty good. Striped stockings are win.
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The moral of the story? Nobody out stealths the goddamn Batman.
Missed this, and now I wanna play TF2 again.
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I think it's pretty good. Striped stockings are win.
I think stockings on a female in bed is at least 2 pieces of clothing too much... :P
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I think it's pretty good. Striped stockings are win.
I think stockings on a female in bed is at least 2 pieces of clothing too much... :P
my opinion is that stockings are the 2 ONLY pieces of clothing which are tolerable :-* :-* :-* :-*
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I think it's pretty good. Striped stockings are win.
I think stockings on a female in bed is at least 2 pieces of clothing too much... :P
You haven't fucked someone with their socks still on, trust me, there's appeal.
Also, partial nudity and the act of undressing is generally much sexier than just plain nudity.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/2463.3833.resized.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kwwt6gJrEc1qadncdo1_500.jpg)
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Stockings + Librarian Glasses + Necktie = CDSM's perfect fetish outfit.
And then there's what I'd want the girl to wear. ;)
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Stockings + Librarian Glasses + Necktie = CDSM's perfect fetish outfit.
And then there's what I'd want the girl to wear. ;)
Pictures! ;P
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Pictures! ;P
I don't own stockings, sorry.
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Well, you should fix that, too.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/6d8acbcb9fd4e630b47acc4f439dac6d.jpg)
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Of course there are clothes that enhance the erotic experience more than complete nudity, but seriously, for me, stockings isn't one of them.
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I, if you can't tell from my photos, have always been a fan of pvc/vinyl/leather
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tumblr_kr7a1nsuNp1qz6whv.jpg)
also, what about panties then?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tumblr_kwab8jhZgm1qzqbf4.jpg)
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panties, preferrably with lace, corsets, skirts, mostly of silk and/or to some extent leather is very favourable to my eyes, so are also uniforms of various types (Though fake 'sexualized' ones produce the opposite effect in me.) :P
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Hm...what do I like? Well, you all know my "librarian" fetish.
Other than that, I like goth/raver styles.
Elegant gothic lolita stuff. Mikos. Fishnets.
Not really a fan of leather or anything like that. Unlike Akasha, I find the realm of BDSM-stylings to be yawnworthy. It's kind of an interesting thing when I tell people I'm not interested 'cuz of squick, but because it's just unappealing to me.
(Though fake 'sexualized' ones produce the opposite effect in me.) :P
I'm the exact same way. I don't like sexuality to be shoved down my throat. (haha, you can laugh at that)
Like, I hate "sexy" poses (mostly). Or the "dead fish" look you find in porn.
Like...nudity isn't necessarily sexy to me, but nudism kind of is. Like if it's a girl just standing there naked like it's no big deal, I think that's kind of hot. Like they don't care if you think it's sexy or not, or they aren't thinking about it like that, or something.
I suppose a big part of what attract me is the messed up way I'm wired. Like for me, the idea of sex is kinda meh as an abstract concepty, but a lot of things have "coolness" appeal to me, and anything I think of as "cool" is automatically sexy for me. Does that make sense? Which is why I'm attracted to a lot of bizarre things, simply because they are interesting or unique or otherwise flavorful.
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great discussion!
unfortunately I have to go to work.
Akasha's statement about socks (and the accompanying mental image) is one to...ponder however. I'm realizing that I need to explain this
partial nudity and the act of undressing is generally much sexier than just plain nudity.
to my wife, however. I wish I wasn't so damn shy...not in bed so much, but mostly about talking about being in bed. It's weird.
She had great panties and a...what do they call that? The sort of top with just strings over the shoulders instead of sleeves or whatever, and she took both off before coming to bed!!! Internally I was like "Hey!" but I didn't say anything. Bad habit.
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Stockings + Librarian Glasses + Necktie = CDSM's perfect fetish outfit.
And then there's what I'd want the girl to wear. ;)
Pictures! ;P
i could do that... ;D if i still had my camera. *pouts* :(
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Yes, more panties. A panty party, perhaps?
(http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww347/caligrownSRH/1.jpg)
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Yes, more panties. A panty party, perhaps?
I'll ask. I used to date the one on the leftmost side.
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Of all the boneheaded ideas...
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/11/23/the-christian-side-hug-front-hugs-be-too-sinful/
You know I freakin' worse with female cousins, in a totally nonsexual context?
Touching automatically =/= sex, you damn fools.
This video is highly indicative of the stupid Christianity that has absolutely nothing to do with love or goodness or anything, and everything about turning people into messed up, repressed folks. I doubt God cares if you hold hands. I mean, jeez, Christians are such losers.
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This video is highly indicative of the stupid Christianity that has absolutely nothing to do with love or goodness or anything, and everything about turning people into messed up, repressed folks.
And Terrible Rappers.
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I just hate how Christians suddenly came up with the idea that touching is automatically, always sexual in nature (especially when done with the opposite sex).
That's another reason why abandoned the whole subculture.
And it is a subculture. More so than a religion. If it was a genuine religion, I'd like it a bit more.
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:-\ some how christian side hug and rough rider dont go together............or is it just me
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CDSM, that has NOTHING to do with cristianity, and everything to do with narrowminded idiots who just can't accept themselves and feels a need to project their insecurity onto others.
And as to the tails, the brunette second from the left and the blonde in corset with teal trim are the ones most soothing to my eyes :P
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CDSM, that has NOTHING to do with cristianity, and everything to do with narrowminded idiots who just can't accept themselves and feels a need to project their insecurity onto others.
You know, I really don't know if I should take the bait on the obvious response or not...
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CDSM, that has NOTHING to do with cristianity, and everything to do with narrowminded idiots who just can't accept themselves and feels a need to project their insecurity onto others.
You know, I really don't know if I should take the bait on the obvious response or not...
lol! That's up to you, my personal faith won't be shaken by the fact that there are others who belive differently, that's their right. I just don't approove of judgemental heretic statements claiming this and that to be sinful or god hating this or that lifestyle when there is no way for any human to know that, and when even the bible isn't reliable since it was written almost 200 years AD and has since been edited countless times by self-serving, power crazed roman caholic popes...
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I’d much rather have a brief normal embrace with a stranger than a hip-tap from a person who I know sexualizes even the most mundane forms of human contact.
Quoted for truth.
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OMG! I'm a sinful hugger *CRY*
OMG! I'm back :'(
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lol! That's up to you, my personal faith won't be shaken by the fact that there are others who belive differently, that's their right. I just don't approove of judgemental heretic statements claiming this and that to be sinful or god hating this or that lifestyle when there is no way for any human to know that, and when even the bible isn't reliable since it was written almost 200 years AD and has since been edited countless times by self-serving, power crazed roman caholic popes...
To be honest, the thing I know as "Christianity" probably doesn't have anything to do with your faith.
That is to say, Christianity has nothing to do with Christianity.
I have faith of my own, I just don't include half-hugs and promise rings and pretty much everything on this site (http://stuffchristianslike.net/archives/).
But, um, yeah. Sex. It is sexy and you should all have more.
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Wait... You don't have faith in orange juice?
HERETIC! ::) :P
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Wait... You don't have faith in orange juice?
HERETIC! ::) :P
That stuff is not anywhere close to the concept of "juice".
Trust me, you go through enough Vacation Bible Schools and you become aware of certain things.
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I may have found a girl in Fiji who is more badass than Akashayi.
Firewalker Latu!
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0188.jpg)
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Today's Ma3 was win.
Gary is wearing a Ghost Nappa shirt.
HELL. YES.
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Yes, more panties. A panty party, perhaps?
I'll ask. I used to date the one on the leftmost side.
I said I would and I did - It was a Victoria's secret party.
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Yes, more panties. A panty party, perhaps?
I'll ask. I used to date the one on the leftmost side.
This has a ring of "not kidding" about it. And I'll take the one right in the middle and the second from the right, if I'm given a choice. I question the personalities of this particular group, however, since they appear to be fans of fake tans, eyebrow shaping, getting their hair done, and makeup.
Not that I don't find that sort of girl physically attractive sometimes, it's just that often the accompanying personality is not one I'm interested in.
Often, not always. I dated one girl who had makeuped her face into oblivion but was still a really good, intelligent person.
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And yeah, from what I've heard there are still cool Christians out there.
A bit hard to believe, what with the bad rap the internet in general gives them, (somehow I never thought Christianity was quite as ridiculous before the internet came around) but yeah my brother's one of them somehow.
A video poking fun at creationism. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlqDu2cDT0A)
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And yeah, from what I've heard there are still cool Christians out there.
It's just they don't like to police the uncool ones because they think they are on the same side.
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And yeah, from what I've heard there are still cool Christians out there.
It's just they don't like to police the uncool ones because they think they are on the same side.
Unfortunately many are like that, I'm not... if the heretics aren't excommunicated, how can the insecure be expected to recognize the true message of christ? The message of love.
That is one of the biggest problems within christianity as a whole.
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I can agree with that actually.
I think Christianity needs to slough off the whole "everyone else is going to hell" thing, as well as a few other things, if it wants to remain as a source of goodness in the world (which it still probably is). All the other crap is just holding it back imo.
But then, how do you motivate people to do good things if not with fear?
This is the question we haven't yet answered satisfactorily as a race.
(I love throwing this thread off topic!)
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Was going to say but this has gone beyond off topic AKASHAYI WHERE ARE YOU WHEn WE NEED YOU!!!
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Yes, more panties. A panty party, perhaps?
I'll ask. I used to date the one on the leftmost side.
I said I would and I did - It was a Victoria's secret party.
I knew he wasn't kidding...so can I have the one in the middle and second from the right? (Just kidding but hoof! Those are a couple of hotties...)
So these are all Australian babes though?
Were they upset to know that their picture is on the internet?
see stuff like this ^ is what makes Churba incredibly epic...someone else posts the picture, on the freaking internet, and he's all "I used to date the one on the left." He didn't even want to make a big deal out of it..
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As long as you leave the brunette second from the left to me you can have anyone(or all) of the rest of them :P
But I do need a bigger cave so I can put the females in a corner separate from the treasure hoard... they get so mean to eachother if someone finds a bigger gem than the rest.
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I can agree with that actually.
I think Christianity needs to slough off the whole "everyone else is going to hell" thing, as well as a few other things, if it wants to remain as a source of goodness in the world (which it still probably is). All the other crap is just holding it back imo.
But then, how do you motivate people to do good things if not with fear?
This is the question we haven't yet answered satisfactorily as a race.
(I love throwing this thread off topic!)
By promising ridiculously sweet rewards?
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Yes, more panties. A panty party, perhaps?
I'll ask. I used to date the one on the leftmost side.
I said I would and I did - It was a Victoria's secret party.
I knew he wasn't kidding...so can I have the one in the middle and second from the right? (Just kidding but hoof! Those are a couple of hotties...)
You're not bloody wrong, aye.
So these are all Australian babes though?
Yep, except Addy(aka the leftmost one) who is from El Salvador originally, but has lived most of her life in Oz. Her mother makes really, really good fried chicken.
Were they upset to know that their picture is on the internet?
Not really, since they put it there originally. Someone stumbled across it, saved it, and re-posted it later - She wasn't terribly surprised, though she did get a laugh that I'd come across it, so to speak.
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I am about as sick as you can get, that's where I am.
but damn it, what's with all the nonsexy long ass tangents this thread goes on when I'm not around.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tumblr_kw1dz9AhNc1qadncdo1_500.jpg)
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Arm stockings are also win. Add those to my fetish outfit.
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More pictures of Fiji's most badass shiela playing with fire
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0388.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0387.jpg)
She also blew fire but I missed taking a picture of that :(
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I've been meaning to make a firesword, I have extra swords to spare for the modifications. (And extra fire.)
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The most badass shiela in all of Fiji has a thing for blades too:
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0322.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0323.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0324.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0325.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/latu/DSC_0326.jpg)
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We can do cute women with swords.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/preview2b1c92374588ed8988634abe569c3739_sm.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/c83c27a2192127dd150f40921d054a8c.jpg)
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The most badass shiela in all of Fiji has a thing for blades too:
I have one of those. A Cane knife, that is, not a figian woman.
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No need to cuss you figian wanker!
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No need to cuss you figian wanker!
The wierd thing is, I heard that in the voice of the TF2 Sniper, the same as "Thanks for standin' still, wanka!"
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Ok, you wankers. I've been really sick. Post more porn. Make me feel better.
There's lollipops in it for you.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tumblr_kwifsh7pTm1qz7dr7o1_500.jpg)
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Okay, let me attempt to bring an offering to you.
You know, for some odd reason I like this Groove Coverage album cover:
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007PLZF2.jpg)
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Panties! Your offering is well accepted, even though it's a little more tan than I generally like.
Funny thing, CDSM. I saw this today and thought of you for some reason.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tumblr_kwtuwgOWCg1qz7dr7o1_500.jpg)
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I wish I could carry around a camera and just take random pervy pictures of all the cute girls I see on the streets here.
They're so CUTE!
Sort of like this I guess:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y87lT64ovhg/S0H1H6lBsUI/AAAAAAAAB8o/6UQP5kncL6U/s1600-h/IMG_1481.JPG)
never mind, guess that didn't work so well...
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Panties! Your offering is well accepted, even though it's a little more tan than I generally like.
M, yeah, I just find aesthetic appeal in the whole "panties around legs" thing.
Funny thing, CDSM. I saw this today and thought of you for some reason.
I am glad that such a quirky picture of a scantily clad woman would evoke thoughts of me.
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Why doesn't she look happier to be dressed in just a bit of lingerie and with an automatic rifle hung around her neck?
Maybe she's locked in Akasha's closet.
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She should be happy, I have several other girls in there to keep her company!
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She should be happy, I have several other girls in there to keep her company!
Maybe she machine gunned them accidentally?
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No, no no. She couldn't possibly hurt the cute japanese girl I have hanging up in there.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tqXLOqvY9mxfg0osuB4RvTQ4o1_500.jpg)
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Keaoden, that assault rifle is a 5.56 NATO calibre Swedish FFV Ak5CF with the old leather strap from the Ak4 (HK G3) attatched to the middle and front rings, the original Ak5 stamped steel magazines and an Aimpoint RPS EHV red-dot sight. And without the vertical grip. (F stands for Försök = trial version. Once upon a time the original Ak5 was evolved from the Fabrique Nationale FNC)
(http://www.soldf.com/images/s_ak5cf.jpg)
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today I'm wearing my bears flames shirt and my sisters jeans and tan slippersocks...and my new tennis shoes i got in Florida
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Those were two fairly astounding changes of topic.
edit: but wow...that looks like a very cute Japanese girl there.
someone you'd really like to have hanging in your closet. *stretches* maybe a little lower though *grunt*
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Well what do you expect in here :-\
one one side you have the gun nuts on the other the nymphomanics
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And in the middle you have me
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/285328204_5dd649b97a.jpg)
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Nah that aint you, You are more like Cat woman Selan
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That's my sister, i'm this hairy dude that drinks beer and is a spiderman fanboi
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hehe, then you have the gun loving, flying sexual predator ::)
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Ah so all those nekkie pics you sent me are of some one else :-\
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Yeah ma sister!
Now gimme money for them!
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hmm i'll just send them back
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You guys should seriously start a separate gun thread and keep it out of the hot sexings thread.
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Could we also have an alter ego spider man lovin' thread?
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No, Spiderman sucks, generally.
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Aaaww......
Ok.. Back to sexy then..
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs45/300W/f/2009/079/f/7/Savage_Land_Spiderwoman_II_by_gb2k.jpg)
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I offer these two pics:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/28acf970d4e7190b02ec95b9fcddbe97.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/7eed381e4bc18584c33f2e7862b431f2.jpg)
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Almost a samurai pizza cat
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Nice kitty-ass!
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The Demon Goddess demands.
The Demon Goddess gets.
(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/jenny_p_hot_babe_with_a_badass_gun_007.jpg)
(http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/21780_4_468.jpeg)
(http://www.superherofetish.com/babes/iryna-stevens-action-girls/6.jpg)
A late offering but a worthy one I hope
P.S. don't guns and sexy go hand in hand? Besides, aren't you the demon Goddess of pleasure AND pain? :P
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Selan you are so ridiculously hot in your Spiderman suit. :-*
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I dunno. The Samurai Pizza cats are pretty awesome.
(http://www.girlsentertainmentnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/7.jpg)
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You guys should seriously start a separate gun thread and keep it out of the hot sexings thread.
Throwing this thread off topic is a time-honored tradition of the forum and something we all enjoy nearly as much as receiving the ensuing whippings from you.
;D
edit: However, Emp - please try to keep your gun descriptions more sexy in the future. An acceptable method would be posting a picture of yourself naked with only a gun covering your dingle.
Or your self naked waving a gun around with your dingle clearly exposed.
Or yourself naked waving your dingle around while someone points a gun at you, etc.
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I think its the NSFW rating on this thread. Until the PUTI thread came into existence there was no other thread you could really post that sort of stuff in. But now its here, we should be able to keep things in the sexy much more easily.
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs19/i/2007/248/8/2/hot_colors_by_sAUcEbOy.jpg)
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I did edit my above post because Akasha does have a point as well.
(http://popularimages.info/images/f1xg89njlxoeemaudfnp.jpg)
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The badass thread could always use more guns...
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(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs33/f/2008/304/7/8/something21_by_saejinoh.jpg)
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What is it about sexy girls using computers that's so...sexy?
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OK, seriously people. Who does this remind you of?
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/035/6/0/Walking_The_Dog_by_MischievousMartian.jpg)
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Tank girl was my first thought
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Really? I wouldn't have thought she looked punk enough for Tank Girl.
damn... I'm loving this artist's work!
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs7/i/2005/165/4/3/The_Workstation_2_by_Jujika.jpg)
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It's not the punk, it's her body build, clothes and wielding of heavy weaponry.
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Nipple tape is the awesome. ;P
And I often feel like that last photo with my handy drink serving mech servant, Charles.
oh, and
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/r9YhmpSUU1uz0rv0X8GXDB7b_500.jpg)
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That's one long-ass sofa (in the picture charles posted) I hope she lives on the first floor...also because her floor seems near collapse.
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Selan you are so ridiculously hot in your Spiderman suit. :-*
I'm just that drop dead sexy!
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It's not the punk, it's her body build, clothes and wielding of heavy weaponry.
hmmm, actually, you might be right. MORE NIPPLE TAPE!
(http://kvinnekonge.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tank_girl.jpg)
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OK, seriously people. Who does this remind you of?
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/035/6/0/Walking_The_Dog_by_MischievousMartian.jpg)
I think it looks like Akashayi. I don't know why, but it just does.
Is their any photo websites that aren't photobucket? I lost my password to them or my password expired or something and I would like to post new photos online. I have a few on my facebook if any of you are interested.
Halim Lorette
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I think it looks like Akashayi. I don't know why, but it just does.
The answer is nipple tape.
Is their any photo websites that aren't photobucket? I lost my password to them or my password expired or something and I would like to post new photos online. I have a few on my facebook if any of you are interested.
Halim Lorette
Imageshack.
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yes. and thank you.
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^_^ it's a good time to be nekkid yeah right after an earthquake... mmm nekkid earthquakiness.. ;D
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What am I wearing?...........................clothes 8)
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What am I wearing?...........................clothes 8)
HERESY!
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Well the thread is asking what I am wearing and I answered truthfully so once more I shall answer by saying: my Kelly's Heroes T-shirt and pj bottoms.
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Well the thread is asking what I am wearing and I answered truthfully so once more I shall answer by saying: my Kelly's Heroes T-shirt and pj bottoms.
...That is acceptably epic attire. You are forgiven. :P
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forgot to mention the PJ bottoms are tartan......so does epic move up to awesome? ;D
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So I been listening to this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77csQIDuogk) lately.
Every once in awhile these ear worm's get to me.
But it's kind of ironic, since personally I think Tila Tequila is straight up fugly.
All those "I'm hot shit" songs by people that...aren't, in my opinion. They crack me up.
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Tia Taquila is famous "out" bisexual and therefore a cool cat. Even though she is a stupid shallow whore I still like her. :D
And she's not that ugly. Being Asian goes a long way. :P
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On what grounds do you call her a whore Ronin?
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Tia Taquila is famous "out" bisexual and therefore a cool cat. Even though she is a stupid shallow whore I still like her. :D
And she's not that ugly. Being Asian goes a long way. :P
I'm very particular about my Asian. If they ain't Japanese, I won't even think once!
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Tia Taquila is famous "out" bisexual and therefore a cool cat. Even though she is a stupid shallow whore I still like her. :D
And she's not that ugly. Being Asian goes a long way. :P
I'm very particular about my Asian. If they ain't Japanese, I won't even think once!
*Mystery snickers*
It's a mystery snicker, because you ain't ever gonna find out why.
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Oh? and why not?
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Oh? and why not?
Because then it's not a mystery. Defeats the principle of the thing.
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Tia Taquila is famous "out" bisexual and therefore a cool cat. Even though she is a stupid shallow whore I still like her. :D
And she's not that ugly. Being Asian goes a long way. :P
I'm very particular about my Asian. If they ain't Japanese, I won't even think once!
*Mystery snickers*
It's a mystery snicker, because you ain't ever gonna find out why.
Okay.
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On what grounds do you call her a whore Ronin?
It's just an expression.
And the fact that she doesn't seem to offer much to prospective partners (or fans,) besides her sluttiness/over-the-top-sexuality.
She's not smart, particularly charismatic, interesting, charming, or kind. Just sexual. Well, she's kind of charismatic, sometimes, ::) but not really. But then again, she's bi and public about it so that's pretty important. :-\
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On what grounds do you call her a whore Ronin?
It's just an expression.
And the fact that she doesn't seem to offer much to prospective partners (or fans,) besides her sluttiness/over-the-top-sexuality.
She's not smart, particularly charismatic, interesting, charming, or kind. Just sexual. Well, she's kind of charismatic, sometimes, ::) but not really. But then again, she's bi and public about it so that's pretty important. :-\
She has an awful voice.
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I really like the way asian women look, but if they're not smart, interesting, charming, etc, I just can't be all that attracted.
Also.
Sex in Dragon Age is weeeird.
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On what grounds do you call her a whore Ronin?
It's just an expression.
And the fact that she doesn't seem to offer much to prospective partners (or fans,) besides her sluttiness/over-the-top-sexuality.
She's not smart, particularly charismatic, interesting, charming, or kind. Just sexual. Well, she's kind of charismatic, sometimes, ::) but not really. But then again, she's bi and public about it so that's pretty important. :-\
And in my eyes, none of those flaws or facts warrant the use of such a strong negative word to describe her.
On top of that, that you even use that word to describe anyone that's not a working prostitute actually erodes my respect for you in turn.
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Metamorphically, I would apply the term "whore" to anyone who sacrifices something valuable for something petty.
i.e. "whoring out" your values for money.
Not saying it applies to her, but in a general sense.
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On what grounds do you call her a whore Ronin?
It's just an expression.
And the fact that she doesn't seem to offer much to prospective partners (or fans,) besides her sluttiness/over-the-top-sexuality.
She's not smart, particularly charismatic, interesting, charming, or kind. Just sexual. Well, she's kind of charismatic, sometimes, ::) but not really. But then again, she's bi and public about it so that's pretty important. :-\
And in my eyes, none of those flaws or facts warrant the use of such a strong negative word to describe her.
On top of that, that you even use that word to describe anyone that's not a working prostitute actually erodes my respect for you in turn.
Sorry. She's not a whore, I take it back.
She still is not a particularly praiseworthy individual though.
I don't really think the term "whore" is particularly offensive myself. Seeing as I think prostitution is a good and honest profession that has been unfairly maligned by religious people. If they took out the exploitive and violent aspects and the drugs, (i.e. made it legal), their should be nothing wrong with all kinds of people being prostitutes. That would never happen in my country however.
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It's called a red light district ;)
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Legalizing and cleaning up prostitution would lead to insecure people being able to get laid for a mere sacrifice of coin, and they'd get to explore sexuality without worrying about the other person criticizing them (cuz that would be bad customer service).
And it could open the door for stuff like, say, more literal sex ed classes, i.e. pay someone to teach you how to have sex. It would make the world a better place, which is of course why it would never happen and I would fight it tooth and nail if it were possible anyhow!
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Actually I believe they do have things like sex ed classes and things like sex therapy, but they aren't legal in all states.
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CDSM: I agree, but this process would be a long process since the vast majority of prostitutes today are addicted to drugs and have STIs. I think that the government MIGHT legalize prostitution if they could prevent the anarchy that would ensue without spending money, having specific companies would prevent this. These companies would have to be made that specialize in organizing prostitutes (not a pimp), probably owning their own building with THICK walls. I highly doubt that any company would be willing to hold out for such a long term investment (since most prostitutes now have STIs and that would turn off potential customers, they would have to wait a few years for a new batch of prostitutes) without government funding and now we come back full circle.
But I digress, this is getting very off topic.
Pozf: I was unaware of this :o
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See I'm willing to believe that teenagers should be encouraged to wait until they're older before engaging in sexual relationships but thats because I believe the teenage/highschool years are supposed to be there for GRADUAL progression to adulthood. They move from childhood to a stage where they're gradually given more liberty, freedom and plain old responsibility for themselves and their choices together with the information and wisdom they need to make wise decisions for their lives.
Now skipping sex education in these years really seems to be cutting out the heart of these reasons for the gradual progression to adulthood as you're pretty much holding them back to the extent that they're really diving in the deep end when they turn 18 and are suddenly more free to make these decisions. Some parents argue that they want to be the ones to teach their children but I truly think that subjects such as these need to be taught by the experts so that myths and old wives tales don't come into the mix and nothing important is left out. They need to know the real risks with STDs, the science behind pregnancy and reproduction not to mention proper knowledge of contraception (seriously, the biggest reason for condoms failing isn't a bad product, it's misuse).
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Actually I believe they do have things like sex ed classes and things like sex therapy, but they aren't legal in all states.
Yes, but ideally they would be legal, and more acceptable and mainstream and stuff.
I highly doubt that any company would be willing to hold out for such a long term investment
The main problem is cultural attitudes. No one would want to go up against that. But if it weren't for all that, it'd be insanely lucrative, as anything having to do with sex is.
See I'm willing to believe that teenagers should be encouraged to wait until they're older before engaging in sexual relationships but thats because I believe the teenage/highschool years are supposed to be there for GRADUAL progression to adulthood. They move from childhood to a stage where they're gradually given more liberty, freedom and plain old responsibility for themselves and their choices together with the information and wisdom they need to make wise decisions for their lives.
We can encourage all we like, but the fact is teens will explore things as they feel them. Society should adjust to that. The alternative is having people feel like they are "falling behind" when they are older and everyone else is more experienced. If someone values waiting, that's good for them, but we can't sell "waiting" on people for whom it's simply not the best way.
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Its just one of those things where people should have some maturity and wisdom in before they take part in it. If maturity and wisdom weren't required, we'd be happy with 9 year olds having casual sex with friends or adults. We can argue as we like as to how long people should "wait" or be encouraged to wait, but what I'm saying is that denying or discouraging sex education is effectively going against the whole essence of teaching kids the information they need to gain the maturity and wisdom for the future.
Imagine if we did all we could to hold them back from the knowledge about renting/buying a home, home loans and bills then kicked them out of the house at 18.
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lol, and that actually happens to people too.
Probably'll happen to me eventually.
Pretty much everyone in my life has taken the "figure it out yourself" approach to teaching me.
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Its just one of those things where people should have some maturity and wisdom in before they take part in it. If maturity and wisdom weren't required, we'd be happy with 9 year olds having casual sex with friends or adults. We can argue as we like as to how long people should "wait" or be encouraged to wait, but what I'm saying is that denying or discouraging sex education is effectively going against the whole essence of teaching kids the information they need to gain the maturity and wisdom for the future.
Imagine if we did all we could to hold them back from the knowledge about renting/buying a home, home loans and bills then kicked them out of the house at 18.
Now you're making this sound a bit like my childhood. :P
But it all worked out in the end.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/r9YhmpSUU1uz0rv0X8GXDB7b_500.jpg)
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Imagine if we did all we could to hold them back from the knowledge about renting/buying a home, home loans and bills then kicked them out of the house at 18.
Been there, although i wasn't kicked out my parents were very secretive about any stuff about rent and other monthly wages us adults have to face. Also i never had a sex talk with them ever.
school wasen't very informative either.
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I found a dating site for crazy people.
AND a dating site for people with STD's.
What did YOU discover on the internet today?
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A web site called SeeSaw where you can watch old tv programs hows that?
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There's always Fetlife, CDSM :P Though that's not much of a dating site
Imagine if we did all we could to hold them back from the knowledge about renting/buying a home, home loans and bills then kicked them out of the house at 18.
Been there, although i wasn't kicked out my parents were very secretive about any stuff about rent and other monthly wages us adults have to face. Also i never had a sex talk with them ever.
school wasen't very informative either.
I had a very similar experience and skipping high school didn't help. :P I learned everything the fun way.
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*LOL* I can't imagine that girls would consider it fun to find out that jumping up and down on the bed after unprotected sex prevents pregnancy, or guys discovering that you can only catch STDs from women when they're menstruating.
hmmm, I think I'm helping kill the sexy here. Time for photography to save the day
(http://uapalabangchapter.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/5337760-lg.jpg)
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Learning the fun way doesn't mean approaching the problem blindly or stupidly believing crap like that. ./eyebrow raise
I've taken pictures while naked. ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kt44cgtEvd1qa9dyko1_500.jpg)
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Of course, but not all kids are necessarily able to sort the bullshit from the facts as easily and can have some pretty serious flaws in their logic. If their information source is fellow students who also lack the education then there's not a lot of fact. I still remember the story of that 13 year old boy who became a father. I think it was to a 15 year old girl and the boy was 12 at the time and she somehow figured that he was too young to get her pregnant so didn't bother with protection.
The other possible source is their parents and while many probably do a good job, there's a good many who will probably tell them that condoms and "the pill" are devil made things that will make you barren or cause you to die and that sex outside marriage is guaranteed to give you AIDS (which is also a disease put on Earth by God to kill and punish homosexuals, so don't explore that).
The whole idea about supplying sex education is to give them a reliable source to cure the blindness rather than let tainted sources cloud their sight further.
(http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/8790-nude-with-blindfold-carmine-scarpa.jpg)
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I think the lack of sex ed in schools or schools that teach abstinence and parents who teach that sex is evil, protection is evil or do try to somehow keep the fact that sex exists a secret from their kids just cause those kinds of problems.
Nothing good can come of ignorance, and I've always thought proper education was sorely lacking. It's also that sex is a taboo subject, I'm of the opinion that everyone would be better off if we could just talk about it openly.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kw74qnjG0n1qzzhs8o1_500.jpg)
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(http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10372/sex_education.jpg)
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Hah! (even though it's really a sad state of affairs)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/0104teacher5.jpg)
There's only one thing we can do to battle this. Talk about sex at great lengths. (Talk about sex with great lengths?)
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Any length can be great if used properly!
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Any length can be great if used properly!
my fingers are short... but really great. "Okay, I know it's kinda small.... but it has VIGOR"
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I remember this old website called something like "Kids Speak Out" which was a general forum for kids to talk openly about sex and get answers, etc. Wasn't a hookup joint or anything at all just discussion about sex and sexuality, etc.
But The guy closed it down some years back citing that the Bush administration was cracking down on such organisations by causing them to go through multiple audits each year.
matters little if you've got a tongue thats 10 inches long and you've learned how to breath through your ears.
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If I could change my body in one way, I'd get a prehensile tail.
Lots of things you could do with a properly designed prehensile tail.
Actually I lied, if I could change my body in one way, I'd have my body made out of lightning. But, a tail is my more realistic option.
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Speaking of girls with tails ...
(http://www.owensarchive.com/images/uploads/Movie%20Stars/am95.jpg)
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Seriously. Has anyone ever wondered HOW you have sex with a mermaid?
And if you're a furry for wanting sex with a part animal, are you a "Scaly" for wanting sex with something thats part fish?
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Yes, they're a furry subculture. But to my knowledge fish aren't really the main things, it's more reptiles.
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Seriously. Has anyone ever wondered HOW you have sex with a mermaid?
And if you're a furry for wanting sex with a part animal, are you a "Scaly" for wanting sex with something thats part fish?
Mermaids have mouths.
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Seriously. Has anyone ever wondered HOW you have sex with a mermaid?
And if you're a furry for wanting sex with a part animal, are you a "Scaly" for wanting sex with something thats part fish?
yes. many have wondered about it. In fact someone wrote a song about it. here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihEew4v1xyc
The look up the "Mermaid Problem" on TV Tropes.
@CDSM: thanks for the tip about that free comic website. :). I mostly read empowered at library, but now I can read it online, hence I further ahead thanks to you! Thanks buddy!
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Seriously. Has anyone ever wondered HOW you have sex with a mermaid?
And if you're a furry for wanting sex with a part animal, are you a "Scaly" for wanting sex with something thats part fish?
yes. many have wondered about it. In fact someone wrote a song about it. here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihEew4v1xyc
The look up the "Mermaid Problem" on TV Tropes.
@CDSM: thanks for the tip about that free comic website. :). I mostly read empowered at library, but now I can read it online, hence I further ahead thanks to you! Thanks buddy!
Of course! Read any other comics? I'm a fan of Fables, though I don't know any others that I might like.
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matters little if you've got a tongue thats 10 inches long and you've learned how to breath through your ears.
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the antics you kids get up to...;D
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Seriously. Has anyone ever wondered HOW you have sex with a mermaid?
And if you're a furry for wanting sex with a part animal, are you a "Scaly" for wanting sex with something thats part fish?
yes. many have wondered about it. In fact someone wrote a song about it. here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihEew4v1xyc
The look up the "Mermaid Problem" on TV Tropes.
@CDSM: thanks for the tip about that free comic website. :). I mostly read empowered at library, but now I can read it online, hence I further ahead thanks to you! Thanks buddy!
Of course! Read any other comics? I'm a fan of Fables, though I don't know any others that I might like.
I like The Books of Magic by DC, but no, not really. I don't really like American comics too much. Too much continuity to keep up with, too much contractual immortality, too much super heroes. I like comics that aren't too serious and have romance and humor more then I like comics with action and drama. I consume other media with super heroes, like movies and TV shows, because drama and angst is okay in small amounts, especially if it's got a big dose of Rule of cool injected in it, but comics are too much of a commitment to an art form so committed to angst. I know American comics are not only superheros, but most of them are. I love American indy comics, if they're good, but I rarely go looking for them, because I can usually just find a manga or webcomic I with a subject I enjoy a lot easier. :-\
Basically I like girly comics, and American comics are usually for boys. :-[
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Was that really you with the bound hands, bare chest and japanese-martial-art's-pants-that-I-don't-recall-the-specific-name-for 'kasha?
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I like The Books of Magic by DC, but no, not really. I don't really like American comics too much. Too much continuity to keep up with, too much contractual immortality, too much super heroes. I like comics that aren't too serious and have romance and humor more then I like comics with action and drama. I consume other media with super heroes, like movies and TV shows, because drama and angst is okay in small amounts, especially if it's got a big dose of Rule of cool injected in it, but comics are too much of a commitment to an art form so committed to angst. I know American comics are not only superheros, but most of them are. I love American indy comics, if they're good, but I rarely go looking for them, because I can usually just find a manga or webcomic I with a subject I enjoy a lot easier. :-\
Basically I like girly comics, and American comics are usually for boys. :-[
Yeah, I don't like the whole decades of continuity deal. Which is why I read stuff like Sandman and Fables that has its own storyline.
I tried to read Fathom for a bit, but I disliked the art style too much.
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Yes, they're a furry subculture. But to my knowledge fish aren't really the main things, it's more reptiles.
Yeah, fish are conspicuously absent from the furry scene (or so I heard). I guess because "Fish are food, not friends, (with benefits) :P.
When I was a kid, I always thought that being sexually attracted to anthropomorphic characters was a good thing because that means that if they were real, I wouldn't be a racist ::). I would be willing to treat folks like the puppet people on sesame street like everyone else, based on their personality. Sounds kind of dumb to say it out loud though.
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i know the title of the thread says what are you wearing but shouldn't it be what are you Not wearing?
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i know the title of the thread says what are you wearing but shouldn't it be what are you Not wearing?
Okay, Smiles. What are you NOT wearing?
I'm not wearing a scarf, gloves, or socks.
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I'm not wearing a hat
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Oh my. I'm not wearing a hat either.
Or socks. ;P
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I'm not wearing a condom ;D
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Condoms are overrated. I've never used a condom in my life, and I've yet to get a girl pregnant.
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For those of you who are virgins ;)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090113.gif)
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Logic would like to have a word with you...
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You know, a few hundred years ago, you lost your virginity when you were 15 and you died before you were 40.
What happened to that, huh!?
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right...that's the missing part of the equation:
sex + death before 40 = awesome
so sex = online roleplaying games - death before 40 ?
what?
edit: I'm not wearing a handgun.
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Was that really you with the bound hands, bare chest and japanese-martial-art's-pants-that-I-don't-recall-the-specific-name-for 'kasha?
I don't think that was her.
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Was that really you with the bound hands, bare chest and japanese-martial-art's-pants-that-I-don't-recall-the-specific-name-for 'kasha?
I don't think that was her.
Hakama? no, it wasn't me :P
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Was that really you with the bound hands, bare chest and japanese-martial-art's-pants-that-I-don't-recall-the-specific-name-for 'kasha?
I don't think that was her.
Hakama? no, it wasn't me :P
It can, however, be found on Deviantart by the artist Mjranum, and the artist's Gallery is chock full of some rather sexy pictures. (http://mjranum.deviantart.com/art/Bondage-IV-69126352)
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Nice tip!
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Nice tip!
That's what she said.
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Thank you for taking that the right way.
She totally said that, by the way. She was like, hmm...nice tip! Shaft could be better, but nice tip!
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gone even further now from NOT wearing a hat.......................I'm NOT wearing a jacket :P
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I'm not wearing a bra. ;D
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I'm not wearing a bra. ;D
I am.
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I'm not wearing a bra. ;D
I am.
Allow me to unstrap that from you.
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i'm not wearing my snuggie right now. ;D
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I'm not wearing a bra. ;D
I am.
Allow me to unstrap that from you.
Hot, hot, Aussie loving ;P
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wearing my Italian Job (1969) pale blue T-shirt and Kahki cargo trousers.
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Could be an FN Minimi (M249 PARA)
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Wait... There's a gun in there? Sorry I must have been distracted by something else in the image. :-[
Oh... Yeah, there it is. I noticed it thanks to something dangling over the back of it.
That poor Mikoto... She just can't seem to keep her underware on.
(http://rule34-images.paheal.net/d46e7e1f97d1e3d36ad091351561103c/215032%20-%20Mikoto_Yoroi%20Muv-Luv.jpg)
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there was a gun there? my eyes must been fading on me.
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Tonight i'm not wearing a shirt or shoes... does that mean i get no service?
and does that still apply since i'm not wearing pants, socks, undies, bra or anything else?
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Tonight i'm not wearing a shirt or shoes... does that mean i get no service?
and does that still apply since i'm not wearing pants, socks, undies, bra or anything else?
I think that means you get free service.
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sounds good to me.^_^
and while i'm at getting my free service i thought i'd put up some sexy chefs:
(http://www.calgarycostume.ca/sexyadult/sexy%20chef.jpg)
(http://img.allposters.com/6/LRG/21/2186/JOQCD00Z.jpg)
(http://halloweencostumes.costumestore.com/102227_01_Lg.jpg)
(http://fl2.shopmania.org/files/photos-images/4895/sexy-chef-costume~4894724.jpg)
(http://www.anytimecostumes.com/images/products/alternate/111374.jpg)
and for the straight ladies in here:
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/Dennis79_2006/sxyChef2.jpg)
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WOOOHOOO! I'm home from SEXPO and it was Amazing. Here's some of the things I got up to.
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/sexpo/07032010s.jpg)
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/sexpo/07032010004s.jpg)
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/sexpo/07032010005s.jpg)
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/sexpo/07032010006s.jpg)
BTW, how do you like my new shirt? Yeah, that second one... That was me sucking at Strip poker *LOL*
The Third one is a photo of me with Mistress Kalyss Mercury after she spanked me for loosing at strip poker.
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Because its March
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk309/Keaoden/March.jpg)
I used to know what gun that was, its not a m60 I don't think.
Looks like an M249 Machine gun to me. That's the weapon I played with when I was in the army.
I am not wearing pants or a shirt or socks or underwear by the way.
@Charles. That girl that you were holding with the body paint is HOT! That is all.
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Sweet Charles! That shirt is so appropriate.
Not too familiar with this sexpo, but it looks like a fun time. Somewhat jealous ;P
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Sweet Charles! That shirt is so appropriate.
Not too familiar with this sexpo, but it looks like a fun time. Somewhat jealous ;P
Sexpo is pretty awesome fun, though last time I went, 2008, it was a little lackluster. I'm sure you'll get the opportunity at some point.
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:'( where is that con? i want to go ^_^ ;D
I'm not wearing any pants or socks today. ;)
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where is that con? i want to go ^_^
Not so much a Con as an Industry Show, sort of like the various car shows and such.
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i was talking to someone and we ended up discussing shibari. i thought you guys might like what came up on google:
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u232/Tengal/SABAW/8127903.jpg)
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/8294856-lg.jpg)
(http://sistersinister.se/galleri/albums/userpics/10003/img_8430_copy_std.jpg)
(http://raewhit.brokensymmetry.net/Pictures/Shibari%20final.jpg)
(http://sermonsonthemount.com/Shibari.jpg)
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Just thought of summit Charles..........you lost on PURPOSE at strip poker just to get a spanking from Mistress Kalyss Mercury ;)
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Just thought of summit Charles..........you lost on PURPOSE at strip poker just to get a spanking from Mistress Kalyss Mercury ;)
You know what the funniest thing about that observation is?
... it actually happened ;D
Effectively I was actually playing for her in the game as well. She had her stall across from the poker guys and they were after some girls to play. She offered but said she'd need someone else to play for her because she didn't know poker. So I offered and stipped off as well... but for loosing I had to walk over there and take a spanking... in my Handy Smurf underware.
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Welll I suppose it was worth it, Think we had something like that over here in London, have only seen it advertised a couple of times though but not recently :-\
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www.sexpo.com.au
Great show this year. They had the Crusty Demons (motorbikes) doing tricks indoors up to a giant ramp. You get all the stage shows which include male and female strip shows together with some acrobatics (which was awesome), hypnotism and more. Then its a bunch of stalls for various adult shops but also others like a body paint stall, the BDSM one with the Mistress, the strip poker, Paintball, politics, photo and signing with porn stars, pole dancing fitness and a guy who paints a picture of you whith his penis :'( (I think he called himself Prickaso).
It's just an awesome event and even the people attending can often turn up in some bizzar costumes and get into the awesomeness.
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Last time I posted I was completely naked.
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only last time and not now? ???
say it ain't so! say it ain't so! :(
heh i'm going to bed naked as usual tonight ^_^ :-*
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i'm not wearing anything.XD
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Shibari is hot! So hot!
I wish I could do it someday...
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There are a lot of good resources to start learning shibari, :)
If you're really interested, I'd suggest getting the book Jay Wiseman's Erotic Bondage Handbook. It doesn't have any of the fancy ties in there, but it's a really good resource for beginners with information on choosing rope and safety and basic knots and ties. Get some rope and practice simple ties and knots by yourself.
Also, Charles, I'm dying to know.... did you get painted with some guy's dick?
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@Akashayi: Nope, no Prickaso of me :P. You had to pay for it and I didn't see much point.
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@Akashayi: Nope, no Prickaso of me :P. You had to pay for it and I didn't see much point.
Yeah, It's something like a hundred bucks for his smallest one. I mean, I can understand maybe labor costs, wear and tear on equipment, whatever, but fuck that, I'm not paying that much for a painting by some dick.
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I want this textbook. (http://inventorspot.com/articles/element_girls_pretty_periodic_table_21561)
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c113/Berganator/P2130198.jpg)
taken on my birthday totally made me think of this thread.
currently wearing my tweety t-shirt and a pair of panties.
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@SisterA: HAWT!
@CDSM: Hell Yeah. You know, I often here about how churches need to get with the times and get rock songs in their morning sessions and pretty much just appeal to the modern culture. But schools need to do that as well. No more of this "if bobby traveled 30km on the train for 30 minutes and he's 40k from his destiontion, blah blah blah". Replace it with "I'm downloading a 3Mb mp3 on my ipod at 90kbps and it's 40% complete, blah blah blah." or better yet "Home Simpson is trying to buy 1 dozen donuts, the clerk is filling the box at 2 donuts every 15 seconds but Homer is eating one ever 10 seconds, blah blah blah."
It's like my lecturers at university. I had this C++ lecturer who spoke in monotone and sent us all to sleep. But on the other hand I had this Sysdems Administration lecturer who really got animated and interesting. Basically these things need to be delivered in such a way as to keep my interest and attention.
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@SisterA: HAWT!
@CDSM: Hell Yeah. You know, I often here about how churches need to get with the times and get rock songs in their morning sessions and pretty much just appeal to the modern culture. But schools need to do that as well. No more of this "if bobby traveled 30km on the train for 30 minutes and he's 40k from his destiontion, blah blah blah". Replace it with "I'm downloading a 3Mb mp3 on my ipod at 90kbps and it's 40% complete, blah blah blah." or better yet "Home Simpson is trying to buy 1 dozen donuts, the clerk is filling the box at 2 donuts every 15 seconds but Homer is eating one ever 10 seconds, blah blah blah."
It's like my lecturers at university. I had this C++ lecturer who spoke in monotone and sent us all to sleep. But on the other hand I had this Sysdems Administration lecturer who really got animated and interesting. Basically these things need to be delivered in such a way as to keep my interest and attention.
Well, I was referring specifically to the idea of the Elements being incarnated as hot chicks, but your idea is good too.
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O.O <.< ...>.> ...<.< -__-
i'm feeling naughty tonight. ;D :-*
oh and it was strange on the topic of shibari the guy I was talking bout it with said that when it was done right there weren't any knots at all... and that confused me bunches. i mean the thought is kinda kinky but strange to me. bondage with no knots seems absurd but I can somehow see it being possible.
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oh and it was strange on the topic of shibari the guy I was talking bout it with said that when it was done right there weren't any knots at all...
I have a pet name for people like that.
"Wrong."
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like i said it just seemed a bit off to me.
and i am totally nude right now ;) ;D
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Ah, you're such a tease, Smiles ;) (although I believe you). Nice shibari pics, too. And that's a sexy photo, Sister Aluicious ;D.
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Ah, you're such a tease, Smiles ;) (although I believe you). Nice shibari pics, too. And that's a sexy photo, Sister Aluicious ;D.
:P nice to see you on too ;)
nekkid again tonight. and really in the mood to be extra naughty. ;D
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Brother in law is visiting... probably not getting nekid tonight *lol*
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aww bummer then. nice to have company over though ^_^ ;)
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aw, and we wanted more pictures, charles ;P
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Combat '95 woodland pattern trousers and Spitfire T-shirt.
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Wide awake in silky pajamas, even though it's super late :P
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In work uniform... at work :(
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In work uniform... at work :(
Look over your shoulder, it's the manager!
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i'm wearing smiley face underwear.... ;)
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i'm wearing smiley face underwear.... ;)
PHOTO! *lol*
Alright, heading home for a weekend with my brother in-law visiting the entire time and my mother in-law staying tomorrow night... no nekidness for me :(
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*pouts* you know I lost my cam in FL. you'll just have to wait till I can get a new cam :P
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You can borrow mine Smiles......................as long as I can take the photos ;D, in my short sleeved Scotland rugby top and a pair of Adidas track suit bottoms
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*pouts* you know I lost my cam in FL. you'll just have to wait till I can get a new cam :P
I hope there weren't any nekkid pics on it O.o
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<.< ...>.> there were two actually :'( and they're gone forever :(
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Or not O.o
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well ... i hope so anyways. i had finally got up the nerve to take my panties shot for the jello thread. :-\
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Yeah, that depends on whether or not anyone wants to post nekkid pics of Smiles. It also depends on how hot they are ;) (okay, all of them are hot, but then again, we're biased).
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:-[ thanks... i think. :-*
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Panties + Jello = awesome. I don't care the care what the context is!
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/purple.png)
Not naked, but this was me trying on some purple tights for a cheshire cat costume the other night. Think they work?
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Yes, and that's a nice stomach you have there, as well as a flattering top :).
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Shwing!
Theres just something about pretty girls with leggings... :-*
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Nomnomnom :P
I think that you are on the right track though, after so long without skin in this thread we might need to ramp it up slowly to fully savour it when the real deal comes along ;)
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And then we'll get full blown nudity from Charles lol
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Hello, sexies.
I'd like to try being here frequently again without turning everything into a whine-fest. Would that be all right?
I don't have anything sexy on me at the moment, but, perhaps soon? ;D
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I know Christmas was three months ago, but I thought this was cute, and we could use some sexy spanking pics on here ;D:
(http://www.onlyspanking.com/pictures/funspank/8/christmasspanktn.jpg)
Thoughts?
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Hello, sexies.
I'd like to try being here frequently again without turning everything into a whine-fest. Would that be all right?
I don't have anything sexy on me at the moment, but, perhaps soon? ;D
Don't worry, I'm the resident emo, nowadays.
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I know Christmas was three months ago, but I thought this was cute, and we could use some sexy spanking pics on here ;D:
(http://www.onlyspanking.com/pictures/funspank/8/christmasspanktn.jpg)
Thoughts?
You know what makes that picture sexy? It starts with a "P" and rhymes with "shanties". :D
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Hello, sexies.
I'd like to try being here frequently again without turning everything into a whine-fest. Would that be all right?
That would be great :)
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Hello, sexies.
I'd like to try being here frequently again without turning everything into a whine-fest. Would that be all right?
I don't have anything sexy on me at the moment, but, perhaps soon? ;D
We like you for you. You don't really have to do anything in particular to be friends with us. You know that, right? :(
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Yeah, I know. Thank you Ronin. <3
As for sexy... Well, I decided to attempt duplicating one of the photos further back in this thread. Ahem.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/glamorous001.jpg)
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Yay! Boobies! :D
Yay! Lingerie! :D
I love your freckles too, sooo cute!
Moe, thy name is Razzly! :-[
Edit: Are those "freckles" just the lighting? Sorry. :-X
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Thank you, Ronin.. x) It's the lightining. I didn't use a flash, so the photo is grainy.
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@ Razzly
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/tessas_photos/dayum.jpg)
Seriously, a really great photo. Especially the contrast of the blue with the colorless everything else.
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Oh, so I have to go away for the weekend, getting shot at with blanks, getting stabbed with rubber knives, getting tossed about and thrown in the floor, carry hundreds of pounds of gear, shoot blanks at people, shoot live rounds and paper target and study pages upon pages of legalese for people to undress and post pictures of it here?
Damn... I have to go do that more often ;D
Love to have you back sweet, sweet panda :-*
Oh, and speaking of posting pictures in here, one thing I'm sure would cause a cuteness meltdown of the forum would be a groupphoto of Raz, Chag and our new tbeean :P
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Oh, and speaking of posting pictures in here, one thing I'm sure would cause a cuteness meltdown of the forum would be a groupphoto of Raz, Chag and our new tbeean :P
I think that we can not and should not do this, as that is far, far above the LD-50 of cute
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Oh, and speaking of posting pictures in here, one thing I'm sure would cause a cuteness meltdown of the forum would be a groupphoto of Raz, Chag and our new tbeean :P
I think that we can not and should not do this, as that is far, far above the LD-50 of cute
But by the decree of the ruinous powers we MUST make it so! :P
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Isn't there a law in physics saying that too much cuteness in one room will cause a significant rift in the Earth's equalibrium?
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Now don't be a spoil sport odd... Or else...
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As if I would 8)
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Right, how to bring them together then? ::)
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that's a gorgeous blue. and body, razzly o:
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i'm not wearing any clothes right now. ;)
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Nicely done, Razzly! That look/photo/something blend of cute/sexy suits you very well.
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Thanks tbeean. >.> It's not very nice at all, since I have a ton of scars, but that pose concealed most of them. x)
Akasha: <3 Thank you.
Everyone else: Thank you. :'D
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Sorry Razzly did not want to say anything since it might make me sound like a dirty old man *whistles* but you did look god in that photo.
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Thanks tbeean. >.> It's not very nice at all, since I have a ton of scars, but that pose concealed most of them. x)
Hey, scars just add flavor.
Don't sell yourself short. :)
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Exactly! Try to start looking at every scar as an opportunity for a war-story :P
And from a male perspective, each scar is something that will make caressing you more interesting since it's something that feels different to the touch and becomes a natural waypoint :-*
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...Damn! I should go away for a week more often. We've new sexy pics of both Razzly and Akashayi and possibly a return of Razzly 8)
I'll see if I can get some pic of me posted tonight just to burn all your eyeballs out *lol*
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Okay, who in the pool Had March 24 GMT?
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it's still the 23rd here
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Gone 00:13 24/03/2010 but i was a few minutes out so I'm out
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Okay, who in the pool Had March 24 GMT?
There was a betting pool on my return?
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Okay, who in the pool Had March 24 GMT?
There was a betting pool on my return?
No, just when you'd get naked for us again.
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I'm not wearing a bra or pants or socks :P
I'd be wearing less but i had a fever yesterday and I'm trying to get better :-\ :'( :-\ so I'm wearing my yellow smileyface shirt right now
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And who would argue that a yellow smiley face wouldn't make someone feel better :-*
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it's got a tongue stinking out and everything
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it's got a tongue stinking out and everything
Well if the tongue is hitting the right spots then I'd imagine it's making you feel REALLY good ;) ::)
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It is always nice to meet articulate people. ;P
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It is always nice to meet articulate people. ;P
In both its definitions.
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Very nice photo, Razzly! Especially the cute lingerie :-*.
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Pardon my delayed reaction but OMG RAZZLY POSTED A PICTURE IN THIS THREAD.
o.0 :-*
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Is it her first in this one? Can't recall but she's been quick to delete her pictures before, although not nearly as quick as 'one-minute-peek' Selan or Leana ;)
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I think she did the underware and belly photo shots way back when. Can't remember if there's been any others.
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It is always nice to meet articulate people. ;P
Is that a handjob reference? :P
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I think she did the underware and belly photo shots way back when. Can't remember if there's been any others.
Razzly, if you're reading this, I don't support your decision to have stopped doing this. Don't you dare tell me you're shy or anything because you're one of the hottest chicks in this whole forum.
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I think she did the underware and belly photo shots way back when. Can't remember if there's been any others.
Razzly, if you're reading this, I don't support your decision to have stopped doing this. Don't you dare tell me you're shy or anything because you're one of the hottest chicks in this whole forum.
Hell yeah. Previous pics have held her firm as the cutest but that last one was smoking hot.
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You daily dose of cute:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibiposition.jpg?t=1270478496)
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The Japanese have names for everything, don't they?
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Cute. Just need to hack that with a rand function and have the ultimate in sexy dice.
Hah @ the gobanzeme. Even with a floor board, you'd have to bend over quite a bit. Can't be good for your back. (And I miss my old floor goban, it was the sex.)
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The Japanese have names for everything, don't they?
They have onomatopoeia for everything. That's what's really crazy.
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Do they shout out the name of each technique as they go into it, like fictional samurai shout out their crazy sword moves?
NARUTO!
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oh god, I need to share with you the best comic ever, kung fu sex fighters. Yes, they do shout the name of each technique before delivering.
(http://www.nbmpub.com/eurotica/emetson/pre1.jpg)
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Replacing regular books with sexual ones is one of the most awesome things ever.
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Tachihanabishi = Kiss of the Tiger's Maw. *PMSL* :-*
come up with more everyone!
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"Fisherman Sails Upstream Without A Paddle".
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x'D Oh, I love those.
And, for before that: *blush*
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Some more of that vein...but bigger!
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove1.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove2.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove3.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove4.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove5.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove6.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove7.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove8.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove9.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove10.jpg)
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:-*
i found this and it made me think of here: (http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/243002/pink-anime-girl-cute.jpg)
I'm wearing a purple sleeveless shirt and no pants.
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@CDSM/Smiles: Great pics ;D
I'm suddenly realising how bad some book titles sound if I try to imagine them as a name for some sexual position/act.
"At the Gates of Darkness"
"Rides a Dread Legion"
"Rise of a Merchant Prince"
"Shadow of a Dark Queen"
"Pawn of Prophecy"
"Towers of Midnight"
"The Eye of the World"
"Crossroads of Twilight"
"The Dragon Reborn"
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Fun game I do at work. Take movie titles and put "in Bed" after them.
How to Train Your Dragon...in Bed.
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(http://imgur.com/Avgw0.jpg)
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... ;D really churba? I cant imagine you wearing that.
i'm going to bed naked as usual ;) :-*
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@Churba: it's like Tankgirl meets Geisha meets Samurai chick :-*
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Some more of that vein...but bigger!
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove1.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove2.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove3.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove4.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove5.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove6.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove7.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove8.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove9.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/chibilove10.jpg)
No cunnilingus!
Blasphemy!
What is wrong with the Japanese?
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Hmmm, I recall some rumor that Cunnilingus is (or was) viewed a bit differently in Japanese culture/society.
Apparently receiving oral sex from or having sex with a girl for money is considered prostitution and both the girl and guy are looked upon as unclean or dishonourable if the man has a wife, but supposedly it's perfectly alright to perform oral sex on another girl and pay money to do it and this isn't considered cheating or prostitution for whatever reason.
Thus, maybe it isn't included in the pics 'cos it's not considered a significant sexual act between partners... But then kissing was included... Maybe the artist just missunderstood which lips the guy was supposed to be kissing ;)
I guess some cultures out there would view it as prostitution for a girl to be paid to give a man a massage on his naked back and legs but we don't view it that way. *shrug*
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Perhaps, but I think it's because the Japanese are obsessed with the penis to a frightening degree. Ever since I started reading hentai manga like 3 months ago, I have been saddened to learn that most straight hentai is way too penis-focused for my taste. (After all, when they weren't legally allowed to show penises they had to invent new ones in the form of tentacles.) Sure, they have a fetish for everything, but if the target demographic is the archetypal "straight Japanese male", there is very little eating a girl out, zero lesbian sex, (even in a threesome, the "extra" girl will either help with a blowjob or just lie there and watch until it's her turn to get dicked, whereas licking or kissing or fondling the other girl is right out >:() and most disturbingly, when girls do have sex with each other, they have penises. It's called "Dick-girl" or "Futanari" and it's fucking gross. It's also rarely explained. I (briefly) read one hentai where some girl goes to a house of a rich lesbian who disrobes and reveals a huge hard-on. It's "explained" that because "she tried and tried to date women and they rejected her, so she grew a penis." NO JAPAN! JUST FUCKING NO! THE HUMAN BODY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! >:( ::) :(
In my opinion, eating a girl out probably just doesn't involve enough penis to be of interest to the Japanese. :(
If you want lesbians, you have to read yuri, witch of course has no penises at all. And there is less of it. And too often it doesn't show any explicit sex what so ever. :(
Sorry for the rant, I've just been stewing over this for a month in a half and I needed to tell someone about it.
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It's "explained" that because "she tried and tried to date women and they rejected her, so she grew a penis." NO JAPAN! JUST FUCKING NO! THE HUMAN BODY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! >:( ::) :(
If that worked in real life, no man would ever have a small penis.
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Here is the (crappy) comic if you are interested. :P
At least the first comic is interesting for the pure stupidity of the dialog and premise.
http://www.animephile.com/hentai/the-kannazuki-sisters.html?lzkfile=The+Kannazuki+Sisters%2Fkannazukisisters_013.jpg
Not safe for work, obviously.
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Wearing "tartan" PJ bottoms and my Kellys Heroes T-shirt that is now full of holes :-\
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@Ronin: I think I remember reading that or something similar at some point. The explaination was something along the lines that they'd just invented a way to do it and had done it... that was it... then it was lots of sex and any hint of a story or plot vanished.
I've never really seen any hentai with a truly decent storyline but then I've never read or watched an awful lot so my exposure is minimal. Honestly I'm much more happy with regular manga/anime and the suggestive stuff that tends to go into that.
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I've never really seen any hentai with a truly decent storyline but then I've never read or watched an awful lot so my exposure is minimal.
They're rare but they exist, but then again it might depend on what you consider a "decent storyline"
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I don't need "a decent storyline" in hentai, just likable characters. In fact, it's more important then in some other genres because likable characters are sexier.
Case in point; Tail Chaser, the plot is something incomprehensible about artificially created alien cat-girls from another dimension trying to take over the world, but it doesn't matter because the cat-girl superhero heroin is spunky and sexy and the protagonist is horny and lazy and irresponsible and hilarious. Plus it has at least 2 legitiment lesbian scenes (a depressing rarity for straight hentai) and NO. FUCKING. DICKGIRLS. I highly recommend it. Obviously NSFW/ Porno so don't check it out if you'll get into trouble.
http://www.animephile.com/hentai/tail-chaser.html
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I don't need "a decent storyline" in hentai, just likable characters. In fact, it's more important then in some other genres because likable characters are sexier.
Case in point; Tail Chaser, the plot is something incomprehensible about artificially created alien cat-girls from another dimension trying to take over the world, but it doesn't matter because the cat-girl superhero heroin is spunky and sexy and the protagonist is horny and lazy and irresponsible and hilarious. Plus it has at least 2 legitiment lesbian scenes (a depressing rarity for straight hentai) and NO. FUCKING. DICKGIRLS. I highly recommend it. Obviously NSFW/ Porno so don't check it out if you'll get into trouble.
http://www.animephile.com/hentai/tail-chaser.html
Man, what's wrong with dickgirls?
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oh...man... You have to read MakaMaka Charles, I think it has a pretty rad storyline.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/Maka-Maka_v1_ch1_08.jpg)
also, what is wrong with dickgirls? I think futa can be pretty rad, personally :P
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"What's wrong with dickgirls?" he says,
... :o
Your not actually asking that are you?
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Becausetheyarefuckingdickgirls?!?!
Okay, deep breath, count to ten.
Becausetheyarefuckingdickgirls?!?!
Okay, one more time.
I have many reasons that I just hate them all. Because they are sexist, implying that women can't have sex without a penis. Because the purpose of sex is not the fucking male orgasm. Because it's a bait and switch. BECAUSE WHEN I READ ABOUT GIRLS FUCKING, I WANT TO SEE ACTUAL GIRLS, ACTUALLY FUCKING. Because they are unnatural and not even close to real (real trannys and hermaphrodites don't work that way). Because if I wanted to look at transsexuals I would be looking at tranny porn and not nominally "straight" porn. BECAUSE THEY TAKE MY VERY FAVORITE THING IN PORNO, (NAMELY LESBIANS) AND THEY FUCKING RUIN IT. Because just because I am bisexual doesn't mean I like to read about weird freaks of nature with two sets of genitalia. Because If I really want to look at penis, I'll watch gay porno, but there's already plenty of penis in straight porn anyway. BECAUSE THEY NEVER FUCKING EXPLAIN IT. Because we don't need to take perfectly respectable lesbian sex and half haphazardly staple cocks on to it, I'm sorry.
I'll admit that occasionally a boy who dresses like a girl and is dominated by a strong women into sexual situations
but that's just because of the male sub/female top dynamic but the moment that boy starts to grow tits, it's right out. There is exactly one dickgirl porno that I will admit to liking. It's called Alice in Sexland. And it's so well done that I can't hate on it just because it has dickgirls. Also, for some reason, the inclusion of the dickgirls doesn't mean there's no legit les action. Also, it's in "SEX LAND" a twisted-ly erotic version of Lewis Carrol's Alice In Wonderland and the girls growing penises is actually explained in story (with candies that say "fuck you" and "fuck me" no less ;)), so it doesn't shoot the willing suspension of belief through the spinal column.
Edit: And yes MakaMaka is one of the premier hentia mangas that exists. It's really really really good.
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and thus, the need for a dickgirl thread in the debate forum was born. So not having that here. What I will have here, is random cute ass. :3
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kzx27p1UVK1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
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BECAUSE THEY NEVER FUCKING EXPLAIN IT.
Actually, total biochemical lab explained it quite well.
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I do have to agree to a degree, times where some things aren't explained bother me... but then again most of the time I'm looking at porn Not for the story, (hell sometimes I don't even read the script.) though my favorites are rather long and have a story.
Currently shirtless because I don't want my clothes smelling like coffee >.<
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as to fend off the caffeine zombies that reside in the 100 mile radius around you? They can be pretty terrifying...
What ever happened to pictures, shirtless man?
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Pictures? What pictures?
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the ones you were going to take of your shirtless state and post in this thread, duh.
....and if you're lucky, charles will recreate them XD
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nah, not gonna happen, that crosses the line for too much interaction today...
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I guess if you wanted to condense my problem with dickgirls into one single concept. It might be "failed expectations".
:(
"Gosh, perhaps this hentia comic will finally contain at least one scene of real girl humping or at perhaps it won't be totally fixated on the penis... yeah, this looks promising... alright, I can dig it... wait... OH GODDAMN IT! FUCKING DICKGIRLS AGAIN!" :(
Sorry if I subjected you all to my pointless and possibly disturbing and annoying rants. I'll go back to my cage now. :(
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I guess if you wanted to condense my problem with dickgirls into one single concept. It might be "failed expectations".
:(
Well, I would say the mass appeal of dickgirls is that it allows you to effectively have two girl in terms of overall anatomy (i.e. boobs, etc.) but still allows for the excitement of watching a girl take a penis that most guys seem to like.
Congratulations, you have rare tastes. Welcome to the club.
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Don't get me wrong, I love the cock.
Just not all the time, you know?
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Don't get me wrong, I love the cock.
Just not all the time, you know?
"stop it, I'm trying to do the laundry"
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It's okay Ronin, I hate dickgirls too. They SUCK, and are unattractive. Ew.
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I just want to clarify...I hate them too. I was just being antagonistic to Ronin.
I don't want you guys thinking I'm some kind of weirdo or anything.
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I don't hate them. I just don't care enough to warrant an opinion of Hate them.
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I don't hate them. I just don't care enough to warrant an opinion of Hate them.
Gasp! Blasphemy! Everyone MUST have an extreme opinion on EVERYTHING.
It's a law.
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It's okay Ronin, I hate dickgirls too. They SUCK, and are unattractive. Ew.
That's actually pretty encouraging. Because I know what kind of hardcore tentacle sex hentai you're into. (You told us, remember. :-[) So you're not a pussy or a prude but you don't get off on the dickgirls. Thank you, I feel like less of a square now. :)
I kind of felt a little xenophobic and transphobic for writing all that stuff, to tell you the truth. :-X I just really don't like surprise penis. Penis is okay, but there needs to be a warning. :-\
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A single dickgirl in a story of many others would be ok, or maybe two but when you've got an entire story (and I use the word "story" in the most strained way) thats all dickgirls it can get tiresome.
Have a dickgirl or two but make them part of a variety in the story with plenty of normal bisexual, asexual, hetrosexual and homosexual boys and girls to build a cast rather than just one horny dickgirl after another and one "pussygirl" here and there (but still only with a dickgirl).
thanks for the link akashayi, I'll check it out later. I'm away for the weekend guys. Be good naughty. ;D
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It's okay Ronin, I hate dickgirls too. They SUCK, and are unattractive. Ew.
That's actually pretty encouraging. Because I know what kind of hardcore tentacle sex hentai you're into. (You told us, remember. :-[) So you're not a pussy or a prude but you don't get off on the dickgirls. Thank you, I feel like less of a square now. :)
I kind of felt a little xenophobic and transphobic for writing all that stuff, to tell you the truth. :-X I just really don't like surprise penis. Penis is okay, but there needs to be a warning. :-\
You don't like traps?
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@Charles:
Why would you want an asexual in a porno story? ???
@CDSM:
No, I don't like traps. I don't like traps at all. It's funny as a prank or whatever with your friends (like they always do on Sankaku complex) but, as far as the idea goes of this happening to me in real life, something about it really doesn't sit well with me. It's probably the last vestiges of internalized homophobia from my childhood, but if someone I was dating surprised me by pulling out the "wrong" kind of genitalia, it would take all my compassion and self-restraint not to act violently. Thing is, I actually have had trans freinds and some of them were very nice and very charming and I could very well see myself in a relationship with a nice transsexual or transvestite or gender-queer person as long as I sort out their "issues*" beforehand. As long as I know what to expect, the genitals of a partner doesn't really bother me at all, whatever it is. It's fucked up, I know, but just the idea of a "surprise!" set of genitalia fills me with such latent homosexual panic (or homophobic terror or whatever you want to call it) that if it actually happened in real life I would be hard pressed to react rationally. Shiver. I know this fear is crazy and intolerant and am actually kind of ashamed to be writing this (I'm reminded of those Podunk assholes that killed that poor girl on Boys Don't Cry,) but I don't really know what to do about it. And yet I have no problem with the fact that as soon as I am done writing this I am going to go in to the bedroom and snuggle up against my gay boyfriend of 4 years. Sigh. It's tough being a hypocrite. :(
*And by "issues" I mean whether they have a cock or pussy.
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i'm not wearing any underwear! :-*
heh but she is: (http://blog.themavenreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/lindsay-lohan-ass.jpg)
and so is she: (http://www.surfrats.com/gallery/data/517/Ass-11.jpg)
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Don't worry Ronin, on the 'dickgirl' issue, I'm fully with you. It's such a huge turn-off on so many levels, and I think you were quite accurate in describing the basics of the feeling.
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Nice butt on that second girl, Smiles :).
I haven't read much hentai, but did enjoy reading a science-fiction hentai that I found through a link on the Flipside homepage. It wasn't great, but it was fun, and the heroine was funny and had spunk (in more ways than one, heh-heh ;D). I should have saved the link :(. Several years ago, a former pen pal referred me to a very good Yuri website, but I don't know if I'd be able to find it again. I did enjoy the short manga Shining Mars from that website, though. As for pornographic anime, I recommend both Darling and Countdown: Akira Complex.
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@Charles:
Why would you want an asexual in a porno story? ???
For reactions to the others and their attempts to bed the asexual or other such story moves, etc.
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@Charles:
Why would you want an asexual in a porno story? ???
For reactions to the others and their attempts to bed the asexual or other such story moves, etc.
Sounds like my senior year in highschool. :-X
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@Charles:
Why would you want an asexual in a porno story? ???
So they can be seduced, coerced, or otherwise shown "what they're missing" and thus giving an inaccurate and derogatory portrayal of asexuals.
Not that porn ever cared about being accurate or non-derogatory.
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So they can be seduced, coerced, or otherwise shown "what they're missing" and thus giving an inaccurate and derogatory portrayal of asexuals.
Not that porn ever cared about being accurate or non-derogatory.
According to Wikepedia, some asexuals actually like sex. Or masturbation. They just don't get attracted like normal people. They are physically capable of sex and orgasm, they just basically lack a libido. Some of them masturbate, but only to relieve tension. I think. It's not very clearly defined.
[rant]
I am kinda annoyed about the vocal number of asexuals on the internet. In real life, you never ever talk to these people. Online, they're everywhere. This leads me to believe that for at least some of these folks, this is just a constructed persona to get attention. I'm sure they do exist, but like, every kid that went to hischool nowadays claims to be asexual. IRL I've never met one. I feel like "it's the new thing" so "everybody's doing it". That's probably unfair, and I am annoyed when folks say similar things about bisexuals, but on Wikepedia, studies claim that only one in a hundred people is asexual. Studies have shown that as much as 46% of people have had sexual relations with both males and females. Of course, not all these folks identify as bisexual, only about 4% actually identify as bi, but there are clearly more bisexuals in real life then asexuals in real life. Online, not so much. Transexuals are supposedly less common then either asexuals or bisexuals both, but I have known plenty of them, like 8 at least. Still never met a self-identified axsexual in real life. I could chalk it up to the fact that an asexual person is probably not going to participate in something like queer youth groups, because an asexual is probably going to "pass" pretty easily, (as long as something else more visible isn't going on such as transgenderism,) and hense, they are probably less likely to be heckled by other kids and harshly sanctioned by parents, perhaps leading to disinterest in affiliating themselves with the larger queer community. Speaking of "in-vogue queerness", a similar thing happened in the late nineties to early two-thousands with female-to-male transsexuals (FTMs). For a while there, (I don't know if it's still going on,) you couldn't be a butch lesbian without talk of "transitioning" and enormous peer pressure to start on hormones, witch I thought was really sad. "Bisexual Chic" happened in the seventies, but I wasn't around for that. Similar stuff happens in porn where pretty much all women in the buseness are pressured into behaving bisexually, regardless of orientation. I'm all for exploring, but I think who you fuck should not be defined by what your freinds think.
I guess what really annoys me is that sexual identities are basically a social construct anyways, and it's annoying to me that such things can go in and out of style. Sexual expression and identity, IMO, should be a personal thing that is divorced from peer pressure, but it clearly isn't. This is why sometimes I pine for a society where none of this was so rigidly defined so people could work this stuff out for themselves, like, in my opinion, they should.
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Ronin, you get annoyed far too easily...
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So they can be seduced, coerced, or otherwise shown "what they're missing" and thus giving an inaccurate and derogatory portrayal of asexuals.
Not that porn ever cared about being accurate or non-derogatory.
According to Wikepedia, some asexuals actually like sex. Or masturbation. They just don't get attracted like normal people. They are physically capable of sex and orgasm, they just basically lack a libido. Some of them masturbate, but only to relieve tension. I think. It's not very clearly defined.
I never said they weren't. I'm just saying, they wouldn't like idea that they just need a good fuck and then they'll want it like everyone else.
[rant]
I am kinda annoyed about the vocal number of asexuals on the internet. In real life, you never ever talk to these people. Online, they're everywhere.
I think it's because they get a lot of bad reaction in real life when they "come out" to people they know, who can't understand how they feel. So they huddle together on the internet because they have no other outlet. They're rare, so it's more likely they have less people they can relate to irl.
If it really was a constructed persona, they *would* be more vocal about it in real life.
I guess what really annoys me is that sexual identities are basically a social construct anyways, and it's annoying to me that such things can go in and out of style. Sexual expression and identity, IMO, should be a personal thing that is divorced from peer pressure, but it clearly isn't. This is why sometimes I pine for a society where none of this was so rigidly defined so people could work this stuff out for themselves, like, in my opinion, they should.
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Sexual identities, gender, all of that. Unfortunately, the vast majority of people are too weak-minded to shuck them.
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Nice butt on that second girl, Smiles :).
supposedly the first one is supposed to be Lindsey Lohan ::) ;)
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Nice butt on that second girl, Smiles :).
supposedly the first one is supposed to be Lindsey Lohan ::) ;)
It is. I remember when that shot - and it's companions - made the rounds of the tabloid blogs.
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*shrugs* I guess I don't follow Lindsey Lohan that closely...lol to coin the pun. ::)
anyways nekkid is me! ^_^ :-*
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Just in a dressing gown.
@Ronin: Finally had time to read everything. Yeah, I can understand your disgust at a surprise gender. As you say, nothing wrong with being transexual or anything like that, but fooling someone into thinking your something your not, at their expense, just feels like a betrayal... Maybe understanding if they come out with the truth after a few dates but if they drop the bomb as your just getting intimate then thats going to far. Its a matter of being honest I guess.
As for Asexuals... yeah, there might be as many as that round and they might feel more comfortable about coming out with it in the internet. Its one thing for homosexuals to come out and say they like their own sex or bisexuals claiming they like both sexes, but someone comes out and claims they simply don't feel a strong need for sex and everyone presumes there's something wrong with them and they need to start pumping viagra or some nasal delivery crap. homo/bisexuals sort of have a group support from each other and even some hetrosexuals against the homophobic hetrosexuals that suggest there's something wrong with them, but I can't imagine asexuals really gathering together to support each other.
*meh* as before, I'd have one in a hentai comic more for story purposes. As before, it's a matter of variety and I think the hentai world just need to work on giving their characters a little more depth of personality instead of deciding their personalities are completely defines by their sexuality.
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Ok, now to an old discussion concerning flutes :-X
http://www.hard.nu/fbb_files/1270952148-usedholes09.jpg
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and this one time... at band camp
(http://www.ballywick.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/band-camp.jpg)
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yay Allison!
:-*
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Yep, too bad the movie had to leave the image to our imaginations. I suppose it's better that way, though ;). As it is, we saw her engaged in lesbian sex on Buffy ;D.
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The Cute Girls with Headphones Blog (http://cutegirlswithheadphones.tumblr.com/)
Thank you, Mr Headphones.
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*meh* I think we've seen better headphone pics from Akashayi.
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*meh* I think we've seen better headphone pics from Akashayi.
Akashayi Submitted at least four of those pics.
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It's true.
but I reserve the best headphone picture ever for you guys. Now you can't say I don't love you. ;P
(http://www.flipsidecomics.com/x-akasha.gif)
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No, we know you love us and we love you! :-*
Thus there is a desire for your hawt self-portrait photos :P
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....*speachless*
:-* :-* :-* :-*
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The Cute Girls with Headphones Blog (http://cutegirlswithheadphones.tumblr.com/)
I see your Cute Girls with Headphones, and raise you Geek Girls (http://fuckyeahgeekgirls.tumblr.com/) *can be kind of NSFW*
It's true.
but I reserve the best headphone picture ever for you guys. Now you can't say I don't love you. ;P
1 I remember that picture.
2 I didn't think it was kept here on the site? http://www.flipsidecomics.com/x-akasha.gif
and 3 Lies
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I totally showed you that geek girls to begin with, Pozf. ;P
It's Brion's artwork, naturally it's kept on his server.
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Well you linked it to me through dropbox so I just... you know what Nyeh, just Nyeh.
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i'm completely nekkid right now. gonna get in the shower in a few mins. ;)
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Here's what I wore thursday night to sunday afternoon
(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/Emp_Dragon/DSC00461.jpg)
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cozy ^_^ i like the hat. ;D
I'm wearing jeans and a tight t-shirt with a bear in bunny ears on it right now. but as I'm going to bed now I'll be taking them off. :P
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Well, just so you know, under all that I was soaking wet all over my back and chest even though the air temperature was only around 12 degrees Celcius ;)
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time for me to wear my birthday suit ^_^ :-*
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Yep, Happy Birthday :)! I'll try to call you later tonight.
And continuing with the headphones theme:
(http://www.djdiva.nl/photoalbum/albums/djpics/djdiverse/normal_loveboat_0120.jpg)
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Yep, Happy Birthday :)! I'll try to call you later tonight.
And continuing with the headphones theme:
(http://www.djdiva.nl/photoalbum/albums/djpics/djdiverse/normal_loveboat_0120.jpg)
Usually I'd make a joke like "What headphones?" but...I'd much rather look at the headphones in this picture. Nice record too. And what wonderful turntables!
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That is a sexy turntable.
I don't know, those boobs are just too fake for me. ./picky ;P
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My Birthday too. Yay for May 1st!
And don't forget Brion's sexy sketch in the vote incentives. Grrrr.
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I'm wearing a monster hunter t-shirt and flannel PJ bottoms... I'm shocking to the touch!
Bzzt!
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I'm wearing an Anime Central "Got Soap?" T-shirt and flannel pajama bottoms :).
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I'm wearing a Flipside "You are all my food" shirt... and jocks.
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Yep, Happy Birthday :)! I'll try to call you later tonight.
And continuing with the headphones theme:
(http://www.djdiva.nl/photoalbum/albums/djpics/djdiverse/normal_loveboat_0120.jpg)
Fake tits for the lose. :(
For good fanservice look no further then the new eerie cuties update. It was jaw-dropping, holy shit http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20100503.html. Also, Jason Mraz is really sexy too. I am listening to him right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A
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I'm wearing a Flipside "You are all my food" shirt... and jocks.
Excellent.
You look more like food yourself though, ./licks lips
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HAHA, I love the Eerie Cuties comic.
@Akashayi: :o *runs away*
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Me too! :-*
So I take it you read Menage a 3 too?
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Me too! :-*
So I take it you read Menage a 3 too?
Naturally, not to mention Flaky Pastry, The Phoenix Requiem, Dreamless, Shadowgirls, Astray3, The Gods of Arr-Kelan, Two-Kinds, Crimson Dark (Highly recommend), Clan of the Cats, Dominic Deegan, Order of the Stick, Erfworld, Goblins, Xylia, Last Blood, +EV, Marry Me, By Moon Alone, Earth Song and a whole heap of others I probably can't recall.
EDIT: I love how we're still on this same page with Brion's drawing of Akashayi ;D :-[
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Ooh! OOH I like webcomics too!
Here is a short list of the ones I like: Flipside(!), El Goonish Shiv, Menage A 3, Eerie Cuties, School Bites, Order of the Stick, Oglaf (!) Twokinds, collar 6, Annyseed, Curvy, Sister Claire, Flaky Pastry(!).
I want to get into Drow Tales, Gunerkrigg Court, DAMF and Girl Genius but they're all super-long and I've not had a archive binge in me lately. :-\
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http://www.collegesexadvice.com/sex.shtml
actually most pages on this site are funny.
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EDIT: I love how we're still on this same page with Brion's drawing of Akashayi ;D :-[
Yes, I've been appreciating that. But it does mean that there's been a serious lax on sexy in the sexy thread. Where did I leave that whip? Or rope. You guys can't just be hanging around. Bad, bad, forumites.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1234573375166.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_ktz1cdkr8L1qzf3m8o1_500.jpg)
Also...
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/sex.shtml
actually most pages on this site are funny.
Should it bother me that I want to go through this and do science as the good linux using nerd I am? Nah. ... an engineer must be thorough!
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Ooh! OOH I like webcomics too!
Here is a short list of the ones I like: Flipside(!), El Goonish Shiv, Menage A 3, Eerie Cuties, School Bites, Order of the Stick, Oglaf (!) Twokinds, collar 6, Annyseed, Curvy, Sister Claire, Flaky Pastry(!).
I want to get into Drow Tales, Gunerkrigg Court, DAMF and Girl Genius but they're all super-long and I've not had a archive binge in me lately. :-\
Gunnerkrigg Court and Girl Genius are good. GG though I haven't read since I stopped reading it, and will probably need to reread everything to catch back up.
Otherwise, I only read OotS, Dr. McNina, this one, The Meek, and Menage a 3. Oh, and 8-bit Theatre, which is basically done now though.
Used to read Bob and George til it finished, used to read Jack but got bored/sick of it. Used to check out a few more but never got into any of them, always meaning to read the rest but never got around to it.
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*contemplates pictures posted by 'kasha...*
*Contemplates 'kasha featuring in similiar pictures...*
*Is pleased with his vivid imagination*
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okay fine, for sexy here is the strap on domination gallery from sankaku complex. hot girls showing boys (and other girls) who's boss.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/04/23/strap-on-domination-gallery/
And their dominatrix gallery too.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/04/18/dominatrix-bdsm-gallery/
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well i just wanted to point out how completely nekkid i am tonight. ;)
i gotta get a new camera. damn it all. ::) anyways loved the rope pics as usual akashi^_^ :-*
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OK, so I've been on a Harley Quinn kick, lately, as I'm reading Batman: Hush (though I've always liked the character). But you have to admit, that is one lucky Dalek ;).
(http://henchwench.net/gallery/albums/armageddon10/normal_22.jpg)
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_ktz1cdkr8L1qzf3m8o1_500.jpg
Ouch on the waist much?
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I just clickolated Smile's Snookums to level 100 ;D
Nothing special happened :(
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heh maybe it's waiting for 9000
anyways I'm wearing my Tye dye dragon t-shirt and work pants just now.
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and now i'm naked :-*
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and now i'm naked :-*
hawt
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heh thanks. but then I'm naked alots ;D
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If my house wasn't constantly cold, I would be too
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I'm not naked nearly enough these days >.>
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OK, so I've been on a Harley Quinn kick, lately, as I'm reading Batman: Hush (though I've always liked the character). But you have to admit, that is one lucky Dalek ;).
(http://henchwench.net/gallery/albums/armageddon10/normal_22.jpg)
Is there a dude in the Dalek outfit? If so, that would be hot even through the armor!
My face is naked. :o
I shaved my beard and now I look 16. :-\
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Is there a dude in the Dalek outfit? If so, that would be hot even through the armor!
My face is naked. :o
I shaved my beard and now I look 16. :-\
Move to san fran, I heard some guy from there saying to his boyfriend that you never need a beard in san fran.
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Is there a dude in the Dalek outfit? If so, that would be hot even through the armor!
My face is naked. :o
I shaved my beard and now I look 16. :-\
Move to san fran, I heard some guy from there saying to his boyfriend that you never need a beard in san fran.
oh snap.
that was bad :P
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I wish I had a beard. Not that I wouldn't stick it in her from time to time...
My boyfriend often jokes about getting me a little wife from a foriegn country that I could ravish over and over and she could have me a ton of babies. But God knows that's never going to happen. :(
Or maybe a Meido. YEAH! Those mousy anime protagonists have all the luck.
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It could happen. Find some pretty Asian peasant chick.
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I was just kidding anyways. You know, being sexist just to get a reaction. ::)
Thing is, I might talk tough, but I couldn't really have a relationship with someone who I couldn't have conversations with. Girls from poor countries are great at many different things, but stimulating conversations aren't rumored to be one of them. :-\
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Me love you long time?
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Touche sir! :P
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You could try a greek girl... That country's looking pretty poor right now :P
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Yeah same here.. Those boobs are
boring sick! It's like if she swings them to hard they'll splatter like a waterballoon
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Yeah same here.. Those boobs are boring sick! It's like if she swings them to hard they'll splatter like a waterballoon
That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.
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I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems. ???
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I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems. ???
True, but the fact that one of her breasts seems to be floating on top and taut like the skin of a water balloon, and the fact that the other one is spreading like a nasty spill below it seems to be more of a concern.
Maybe that's why she has the G36, She's getting ready to shoot herself because her breasts are made of physics-defying pudding, and also cause her terrible health problems.
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ROFL
Maybe they think breast are filled with milk, huge milkballoons!!
Are they use this as reverence
(http://www.inoutstar.com/images/Jodie-Marsh-Debuts-Jordan-esque-Breasts-16459.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/02/sheyla-hershey-myspace-294.jpg)
(http://www.jacksonvillemag.com/blogs/media/blogs/Specktator/huge_boobs.jpg)
(http://www.legaljuice.com/breasts%20fake%20huge%20large%20big%20gigantic%20enourmous.jpg)
I prefer this
edit: Broken link
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ROFL
Maybe they think breast are filled with milk, huge milkballoons!!
*Sings*ninety-nine drawn Milkballoons!
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]That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.
Hmmm this looks vaguely familiar *digs around online for a few minutes*
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152138678151720.jpg)
I have to wonder who thought shoving volleyball sized implants in somebody would be sexy. I mean implants are fine, as long as they still look natural, or even if they don't look completely natural *to a degree*. But that's just plain... *shudder*
I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems. ???
It's anime physics, don't you know overly large breasts weigh just as much as their small counterparts, those women have bodybuilderesque back muscles and... well I could keep going but I have to leave for work >.>;
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I forgot about that....
Wish it was like that in real life (not that i have a big breast problem)
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]That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.
Hmmm this looks vaguely familiar *digs around online for a few minutes*
Well, if I'd have had that before, it would have saved me two lines of typing, but no, independent observation. I'm not taking the wright brothers method here.
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As far as my preferences go, boobs are best when they roughly fit one's palm, but other areas take precedence anyway :P
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That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.
Objection. I have (next to) no "hands on" experience with boobs and I can still draw them properly. There is no excuse!
I blame fetishistic exaggeration. Or possibly because they seek to cater to certain audiences that like pudding-boobs.
But any dedicated artist should be able to research the matter.
I mean.. she would have like.... Pits in her shoulders from the heavy bra! And backproblems.
And probably posture problems. ???
Take another look at the picture. I think some posture problems are evident.
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That's the thing - the boobs in most hentai or hentailike manga and anime(soft or hardcore) have ridiculous proportions and roughly the consistency of half-cooked pudding, because the creators of these works are frankly the least likely to have any hands on experience with them.
Objection. I have (next to) no "hands on" experience with boobs and I can still draw them properly. There is no excuse!
I blame fetishistic exaggeration. Or possibly because they seek to cater to certain audiences that like pudding-boobs.
But any dedicated artist should be able to research the matter.
I've got plenty, and I still can't draw boobs. Though, I can't really draw fuckin' much of anything, so that's a bit of a moot point.
Still, You underestimate the sheer disregard and inexperience of the people who typically end up drawing shitloads of hentai manga. For everyone good one, you have umpty hojillion people who are obsessed with what they're doing to the point that even the rainman would say "That dude's fucked up. Should flown Quantas. Quantas never crashed."
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*meh* Pretty much all anime is fantasy anyway.
Seriously, no-one has eyes like anime people either *lol*
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa132/askrob/Anime/HolyCrapBOOBS.jpg)
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tits are about the only thing I -can- draw well ^^;
I just can't appreciate overly huge breasts. I like soft boobs with a nice shape that can fit in your hands nicely. I think that massive-breastism has gotten to the point of weird-hentai-fetish exaggeration ...but it's so wide spread, you can't entirely call it a weird fetish. And finding well drawn boobs in hentai is just way too rare T-T ./cry (actually, really nice boobs in porn is rare, too.... such is life)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/124010321432.gif)
shapely boobs chasers for this thread are needful:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/db80a6235b1dd8816d3e03653a6c5116.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1228_2007_013.jpg)
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I don't mind the ones that tend to have one overly developed girl to play on the comedy of jealous/envious girls and guys who just can't keep their eyes off them.
Menage3 and Eerie curies have a couple of good examples of that.
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while I can concede on that point as far as humor goes, (like zii's face in didi's tits in menagea3), it's still just not attractive to me. For instance, I think Yuki is way more attractive than Didi, breastwise.
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while I can concede on that point as far as humor goes, (like zii's face in didi's tits in menagea3), it's still just not attractive to me. For instance, I think Yuki is way more attractive than Didi, breastwise.
True - I've been women with larger breasts, and it just appeals to me less both in concept and experience.
Though, I find Zii's personality more appealing, the looks are less of a factor.
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while I can concede on that point as far as humor goes, (like zii's face in didi's tits in menagea3), it's still just not attractive to me. For instance, I think Yuki is way more attractive than Didi, breastwise.
True - I've been women with larger breasts, and it just appeals to me less both in concept and experience.
Though, I find Zii's personality more appealing, the looks are less of a factor.
yeah, Zii has a much more appealing everything, really.
the problem is, I empathize too much with her at times to think of attraction >.>;;;
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True - I've been women with larger breasts
wait... what?
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True - I've been women with larger breasts
wait... what?
I've lived a varied life, Dahlink. You'd be amazed what you can achive with makeup and a good stage makeup artist.
Yet, in all that time, not learned to not make stupid typos.
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I've got plenty, and I still can't draw boobs. Though, I can't really draw fuckin' much of anything, so that's a bit of a moot point.
Still, You underestimate the sheer disregard and inexperience of the people who typically end up drawing shitloads of hentai manga. For everyone good one, you have umpty hojillion people who are obsessed with what they're doing to the point that even the rainman would say "That dude's fucked up. Should flown Quantas. Quantas never crashed."
Well, yeah. But I see a lot of pictures that are pretty good art, it's just that sometimes the anatomy is off and it leads me to suspect they could do better if they put a little research effort in.
I've seen plenty of drawings that look like they were drawn by twelve-year-olds that think that just because something vaguely resembling a pair of breasts is in a picture automatically makes it hot.
tits are about the only thing I -can- draw well ^^;
I just can't appreciate overly huge breasts. I like soft boobs with a nice shape that can fit in your hands nicely. I think that massive-breastism has gotten to the point of weird-hentai-fetish exaggeration ...but it's so wide spread, you can't entirely call it a weird fetish. And finding well drawn boobs in hentai is just way too rare T-T ./cry (actually, really nice boobs in porn is rare, too.... such is life
I dislike the exaggeration fetishism in hentai art too. I've seen lots of otherwise great pieces that were ruined by blowing certain bits way out of proportion. It's like...there are other ways to emphasis certain parts of anatomy without jacking up the size meter.
Sometimes I think it's to the point that it's just a mess of people...being disagreeable. You've got people who are all "big titties, yeah" that are really stupid and are always looked down on. Then you have people who say they don't care just to seem special. Then you have girls that say big tits are bad because they're jealous. Then you have all the girls who are insecure about breast size when they don't need to be. Then you have guys that really do prefer smaller breasts, maybe even really small A-cup size, but they seem like they're full of it because everyone likes big tits, right?, and you'll have that one guy who always comes in with the quip of how more than a handful is a waste, and the guy who will come in be like "A true lover of breasts likes all breasts, big or small!", and the guy that really does prefer big boobs, and hey, no fault their, because he's not a dog about it or anything, but he agrees with everyone else because he feels guilty about his preferences then you have big-chested women who feel bad because the counterfetishists say they're "too big" like that in itself is a bad thing, and then it's all gone complicated. It's like the whole skinny vs. "curvy" debate, it's so polluted with political and sociological hang-ups that it's just not possible for a person to think a given woman is attractive for whatever reason he has anymore.
*catches breath*
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Well said, CDSM, and thorough, too. Here a couple of examples of beautiful smaller breasts. Closeups and soft lighting work wonders.
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzqffrjNSs1qz4yvto1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulq2eK5Du1qzkr4go1_500.jpg)
And an example of nice-looking larger breasts (in my opinion):
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvqh3sa0QM1qz847so1_500.jpg)
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And I look at the eyes first, then hips, boobs don't really matter as long as they are natural :P
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I like boobs. I agree that sometimes in manga the boobs are drawn all weird and kind of skeeve me out because they look fake, or too big or have the consistency of like jello or something.
In real life I have a similar preference, I like all the boobs, as long as they don't seem fake. Seriously, small ones are really nice too, sometimes.
In our thin obsessed culture, sometimes genuinely curvy girls get maligned way too much, because "that's fat", like Kate Winslet in Titanic. When that movie came out, all these women (and some men) on TV were like "What a heifer," and "Go on a diet you cow," and I was like "That's really mean, and you people are crazy. When I saw that movie in the theaters, the only thing worthwhile about that film was Kate's nude body. She was really beautiful." I feel like some of it was just catty bitches in Hollywood jealous of her success.
Sometimes "curvy" and other adjectives seem to be used as a euphemism for fat, though and that bothers me too, because it can really confuse the issue.
Skinny and/or small breasted girls are really nice too. But, our culture is similarly fucked up about that one. In Australia recently, a law was passed illegalizing pornography with small breasted girls in it, because it "promotes pedophilia". I thought to my self, "That's terrible, because now all the Australian porn actresses are going to get implants, and mess up their nice, natural bodies. Let alone how unfair it is to all the men who happen to like small breasts." I hate how implants have given us unrealistic expectations about how big a women should be, and more and more girls get breast enhancements to keep up. Because I think breast implants are really gross.
As far as the Zii/ Didi debate, I personally like Zii more, because I like funny people, and I find her mischievousness very hilarious. I like Yuki next most, even though she (or perhaps because :-[) scares me sometimes, and then I'd say Didi comes next, she's really a sweet girl and definitely has her moments. I loved it the time when her good side bullied her evil side. That was super cute :-*. The one I'd say I'd want the least is Sandra, because she seems really damaged as a person. I feel bad for her. Although, appearance wise, I really love her freckles and red hair. :D
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In Australia recently, a law was passed illegalizing pornography with small breasted girls in it, because it "promotes pedophilia". I thought to my self, "That's terrible, because now all the Australian porn actresses are going to get implants, and mess up their nice, natural bodies. Let alone how unfair it is to all the men who happen to like small breasts."
Sorry, but I just have to correct this. Its some silly crud thats been going around the Internet that Australia is banning pornography featuring women with small breasts. It was started by a publication from the Australian Sex Party which mentioned that Australia had started to ban pornographic depections of small breasted women, was picked up by some web mob and suddenly went viral. The truth is that there is NO BAN, only a generic statement from the Australian Board of Classification that pornographic depictions of those who appear to be under 18 will be, not banned, but refused classification.
So they're going after the stuff thats trying to emulate underage sex and even then they're only refusing classification which simply means that it's illegan to sell, rent or show in cinemas but LEGAL TO OWN.
Apparently there was some training thing some time ago where an ASP member was shown some films that were refused classification, supposedly due to the size of the women's breasts, which were “Barely Legal”, Finally Legal” and “Purely 18”. But these titles were refused in 2008, 2003 and 2001, not all that recently.
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I think I like the whole Menage a 3 crew as a group. Zii, Didi and Gary are just a great comedy team IMHO and I think Giz and Zero have done a fantastic job of teaming them up together and with the various side character (who are often quite major/significant in their own way). As awesome as it might seem to have three Zii characters, I think I'd cry at the loss of many of the silly antics that have occurred because of this unlikely trio.
As for my preferance on boobs. Honestly I'm pretty flexible. I've dated a girl who had a chest flatter than mine (seriously, NOTHING) all the way up to my wife with her reasonably significant (but natural) knockers. On boob-jobs/implants, I actually think a lot of the reasonable ones are really well done and look good on the women who have had them. I'm not suggesting every girl should get one, I've just seen a fairly good number of them which were done decently. About my only peeve are the boob jobs which are overdone. Mostly the massive ones but also some of the ones which have just turned their boobs into round balls instead of anything close to natural.
I'd be sooner turned away by some of the crazy piercings and tats than a decently done boob job.
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Sorry, but I just have to correct this.
Me Too. "Illegalising" isn't a word.
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@Churba: Cute. Real cute. :-\
@Charles: Well seeing as the website I got it from wasn't exactly reputable or non-biased, it doesn't really surprise me that that story was factually inaccurate. Sorry about that. It did it's job though, I guess, to get me all riled up without examining it more critically. :-\
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Sometimes "curvy" and other adjectives seem to be used as a euphemism for fat, though and that bothers me too, because it can really confuse the issue.
Yeah. It's like...eh.
I hate how implants have given us unrealistic expectations about how big a women should be, and more and more girls get breast enhancements to keep up. Because I think breast implants are really gross.
If they could, say, perfectly replicate real human tissue for implants, then it'd be okay, but yeah. I look at those things and can't imagine why a chick would want those in her chest.
As far as the Zii/ Didi debate
I like Zii, because she's got a fun, zany personality. Like, the kind of person you'd want to bring on an Ocean's Eleven style scam.
DiDi is...kinda boring to me.
Sorry, but I just have to correct this. Its some silly crud thats been going around the Internet that Australia is banning pornography featuring women with small breasts. It was started by a publication from the Australian Sex Party which mentioned that Australia had started to ban pornographic depections of small breasted women, was picked up by some web mob and suddenly went viral. The truth is that there is NO BAN, only a generic statement from the Australian Board of Classification that pornographic depictions of those who appear to be under 18 will be, not banned, but refused classification.
Thank goodness for that. 'Sides, there's more indications of a grown woman than having a rack.
I'd be sooner turned away by some of the crazy piercings and tats than a decently done boob job.
On this subject, what do think of as being "crazy", or otherwise undesirable piercings and stuff? Any you find particularly attractive?
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@Churba: Cute. Real cute. :-\
Hey, Not my fault I'm adorable.
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Just for the record, I'm attracted to a woman's eyes and overall face first, then her body (breasts, butt, legs, etc.). Of course, none of the physical aspects matter to me if I'm not also attracted to her personality.
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Second you on that Kanaz', There are endless women out there with bodies of godesses that as soon as they open their mouth end up revealing themselves to have a revolting set of values.
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Just for the record, I'm attracted to a woman's eyes and overall face first, then her body (breasts, butt, legs, etc.). Of course, none of the physical aspects matter to me if I'm not also attracted to her personality.
I can't even see a person is aesthetically pleasing unless I first admire their personality.
I have jade tinted glasses, so i have to take them off to see someone as beautiful.
So I'm lucky to not get disappointed by seeing hot chicks that are bitches, because I don't have that reaction to them in the first place.
Which is all part of the reason I'm still single, but that's probably a good thing in the overall bigger picture.
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I'd be sooner turned away by some of the crazy piercings and tats than a decently done boob job.
On this subject, what do think of as being "crazy", or otherwise undesirable piercings and stuff? Any you find particularly attractive?
Mostly the overdone stuff I guess. Much like you can overdo a boob job and go to big, disproportionate or for a strange shape, I'd probably be a bit turned off by someone who's gone crazy with piercings and just has them everywhere together with a mass of tats that seem to make little or no sense across the entire body as a canvas.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jxDIrySnZjI/SS6_SWvxgwI/AAAAAAAADgk/XFH7E-hh4yA/s400/piercing.jpg)
@RoninAngel: Don't feel too bad. Its websites and forums all across the internet who have picked up that story from (I think) Someone Think Of The Children and sent it flying across the internet.
In it's defence, the Australian Classification Board determine an actor's age bassed on their overall appearance which would probably include breast-size or development. Any film which is refused classification can appeal and provide further evidence that the actors are all over 18, etc. But I'd say that any porn production company probably don't think the Australian market is worth their time to be bothered going through the appeals procedures.
The one thing we do have is that R rated material is all 18+ but X rated material, while also 18+, is a special classification for ANY material which depicts actual sex scenes (some exclusions can be made for documentary films, etc). Such movies are permitted to be sold and rented but not shown in cinema unlike R rated material. Now the other special thing is that despite the fact the Federal system finds it legal to sell and rent, EVERY Australian STATE has laws which make it illegal to sell or rent pornographic material. But you can legally own it or mail order it from the Northern Territory or Australian Capital Territory which are Federal run sections of Australia (not State run).
You might scream blue murder at the states but here's the real funny part. Pretty much every adult store in each state has a massive section of X rated movies for sale (or hire) because for years the law, quite simply hasn't been policed. Now you might wonder "Why don't they just get rid of it?" The reason is that the Sex lobby groups are worried that if they tackle it then the law will begin to be enforced while the conservative lobby groups are worried that if they push to have the law enforced then it'll be dropped instead.
End result: Everyone can walk into adult stores and buy their porn so no-one really gives a shit *PMSL*
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Also - They're not stupid. They're assessing if it's meant to depict underage people in a realistic fashion. Tounge-in-cheek stuff that has an Over 18 actors cert, like Exploited babysitters.com sorta stuff, gets a pass, for example.
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Right folks you better sit down.................................I'm wearing a shirt today lol
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:'( :'( :'( my gawd you're wearing a shirt? oh no! call in the calvary!
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Black short sleeved pilot style shirt with my Kahki cargo trousers.
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call the marines! call Houston! for crying out loud!
(http://op-for.com/marines1.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/26/633869251362750365-FemaleMarines.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FeRv5Cguz-E/SkTWEGyXR8I/AAAAAAAAFpo/E026h9z_BgA/s400/sexy_soldier.jpg)
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Dont worry Smiles normal service has resumed: Combat 95 trousers and my Avro T-shirt.
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@ smiles: the marine (guy) who is pulling his shirt half way up looks likes hes got bigger boobs than some girls
other than that im wearing just a tshirt and shorts...(unless glasses must be considered too)
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I've bumped titties with a hot marine girl before ...and then she licked my frosting ;P
anyway, for a uniform, I think the us marine dress blues are sexier (yeah, totally pimping friends in the sex thread now)
(http://ladead.com/gallery/galleries/malediction_society/091115_by_Violet_-_MILITARY_FASHION_SHOW/_MG_2001.jpg)
Still just can't get into overly muscular dudes like that though xP
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Sorry Akashayi for sheer class you cant beat the traditional Red Coat of the Foot Guards Divison of the British Army 8)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/PLCOG0658VL.jpg)
(Ok maybe I'm a bit biased)
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Nay! Mother Russia has it right.
(http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/news/images/WETA/WETAMayaDressUniform.jpg)
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YARRRRR!
(http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/therundown/Sexy-Pirate.jpg)
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pirate fetish eh?
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heh all i could think was I wish i had that pirate's bodice.
anyways I'm wearing my bathing suit currently
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i decided to put on my beanie today...just like every other day (im addicted)
but im really just not wearing anything sexy. sorry guys
although my pirate outfit seems to be collecting dust...
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pirates are always good. :3
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exactly! and im going to the renaissance fair (on pirate day) this saturday so i can wear the hell out of my costume
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Ah, what the heck, here's another sexy pirate for you:
(http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=17491576)
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hmm i do be needing a wench or two... how much? haha
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pirates are always good. :3
GOOD!
What good is a good pirate?
Pirates are awesomely bad... badass!!!
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if pirates were any more badass i would have to kill myself from pure inability to comprehend the awesomeness!
but until that day, i will just have to continue to understand their badass-ery and accept that i am only a cheap immitation
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Did I mention that it's good to be home and enjoying some... privacy, finally?
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oh really? what are you wearing right now? aha ;)
i was wearing a tuxedo, but i took it off and im down to the underpants and shirt
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Why the Tux? Fancy events?
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Wearing a pair of black jeans around my ankles, and a bright blue shirt, heading for bed and soon to be naked aside from a pice of sports tape on a chafing blister.
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Jeans, kicks, and a transformers t-shirt.
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You'll be surprised to know that... I am wearing a tshirt and black cargo pants ...again :P
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Too much clothes for such a good looking woman ;)
Don't you agree Churba?
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Black cargo/combat trousers and a beige T-shirt.
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Too much clothes for such a good looking woman ;)
Don't you agree Churba?
I would, but my chivalrous nature stops me from taking away said woman's choice in the matter.
You sneaky bastard.
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I would, but my chivalrous nature stops me from taking away said woman's choice in the matter.
as if anyone could ;P
..but I agree, maybe if it weren't the middle of a chilly day and I had someone to warm me up it could be helped.
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I'll volunteer for this hazardus duty ;D :P
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Why the Tux? Fancy events?
sort of, it was a band gig for family/friends and stuff and we sometimes need to look professional haha
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You sneaky bastard.
Of course ;D
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i....am wearung.... clothes!
a yellow sleeveless blouse and a blue jean skirrt.
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@Akashayi: Wait... which home? The far Northern one or the less Northern one?
Wearing warm clothing... It's cold *shrug*
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@Akashayi: Wait... which home? The far Northern one or the less Northern one?
Wearing warm clothing... It's cold *shrug*
It's the middle of the day, "hot" hard sun, hardly any clouds - and it is exactly the same temperature here as it is there, in the middle of the night, in the middle of winter.
Seriously, fuck this climate.
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Yeah, but at least the houses there are designed for warmth.
Wait... how is this weather talk sexy?
(http://media.picfor.me/001E77A/I-love-music-by-~NoDate-on-deviantART-sexy-art-music-nude-sensual-erotic-my-album-1-girls-erotic-Love-%D1%8D%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-angie56-oups_large.jpg)
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Yeah, but at least the houses there are designed for warmth.
Maybe some of the newer houses, but not 200 year old houses. This joint is draughty, cold, uninsulated, and made of yorkshire stone, which holds the cold more than it holds the head.
Wait... how is this weather talk sexy?
Aw yeah cirrocumulus unf unf unf
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No, talk about the weather is not sexy, unless it's about how you can't bear to continue wearing clothes. I know I can't, it's been hot here.
@Charles: I'm at my Los Angeles home. Man, this makes me sound like a rich bastard with summer and winter homes and tons of cute japanese assistants in very little clothing. ;P
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With rope bondage underneath Akashayi?
Edit: forgot to say I'm wearing my short sleeved Scotland rugby top and my Kahki cargo trousers.
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@akashayi: Female cute japanese assistants?
and im wearing a t shirt, my lime green beanie (that i wear every day) and cargo shorts
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yes, and yes. and yes.
something like:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tumblr_kt7yz3mr1l1qz6y42o1_500.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/tqXLOqvY9inb6e5gwNsiLTSxo1_500.jpg)
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And how long would they last to your desires and urges 'kasha? ;)
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forever aha
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You'd be surprised at the rate you can burn through personal assistants. That's why you need a constant cycling harem ;P
(I'd say that's why you need robot assistants, but vibrators just aren't built to last at all.)
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hm maybe a chain-gun vibrator gun to cycle through?
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That's why you need a constant cycling harem ;)
(http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/pictures/tatas.jpg)
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very very nice churba haha
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Anyone got some nice pictures of girls kissing that aren't too porny or anything?
I'm looking for a good reference picture for a drawing and I don't want to just go to google and search "lesbian kissing" and stuff.
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yeah this heat is so wanting me to keep my clothes of even more than usual.... I woke up and had to rub myself down with a cool washcloth just to cool off. :P ::)
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haha jeez, its not too bad here yet but later today im sure ill be eating my words. im just wearing my pj bottoms since i just woke up
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Yeah, but at least the houses there are designed for warmth.
Wait... how is this weather talk sexy?
(http://media.picfor.me/001E77A/I-love-music-by-~NoDate-on-deviantART-sexy-art-music-nude-sensual-erotic-my-album-1-girls-erotic-Love-%D1%8D%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-angie56-oups_large.jpg)
Charles should replicate this!!
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ive got to agree with selan, if for nothing else than the comedic effect
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if you replicate it Charles, I will too.
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if you replicate it Charles, I will too.
Me Three.
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if you replicate it Charles, I will too.
now youve got to do it charles!
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Struth! It's been ages since I put a photo up here. I have no idea why but I've got heaps of photos that I probably need to catch up on with uploading. Photos from Fiji and other places.
(http://media.picfor.me/001E77A/I-love-music-by-~NoDate-on-deviantART-sexy-art-music-nude-sensual-erotic-my-album-1-girls-erotic-Love-%D1%8D%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-angie56-oups_large.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/chestphones.jpg)
*meh* I could have done better. Points if you didn't spot the mass of underarm hair :'(
@Akashayi: feel free to use ear plug phones :-*
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Is this a private party or can any one join? ;D
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Is this a private party or can any one join? ;D
Do it, odd, for great justice!
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I'll look out my cans and do a photo and put it up, could be tonight depends when I'm free.
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I'll look out my cans and do a photo and put it up, could be tonight depends when I'm free.
And I'll do the same. Try and pretend that's motivation more than a reason to not do it.
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Oh I'll do it! just meant that at times it's a bit difficult doing it since the desk top is in my attic room and my dad spends a lot of time on it. (I really need to find my own place soon :-\ )
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Anyone got some nice pictures of girls kissing that aren't too porny or anything?
I'm looking for a good reference picture for a drawing and I don't want to just go to google and search "lesbian kissing" and stuff.
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/193/3/7/____kiss_by_lordceleborn.jpg)
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/293/d/f/dfbab343a0eb7567bf9d12d493f65524.jpg)
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Thanks, tbeean.
I think I'll use that top one.
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tbeean, that first picture is beautiful <3
Also damn Charles, that was quick. I'm looking for headphones that are not ear plug headphones at the moment, without much luck.
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OOOH Charles!! you are tooo sexy!
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tbeean, that first picture is beautiful <3
The first one is far to "made up" (as in makeup) and "posed" for my liking. The second one is much nicer to me (more "natural") although it goes down to far and should really stop at the girls necks.
You could say I prefer natural to artificial.
I'm looking for headphones that are not ear plug headphones at the moment, without much luck.
Could lend you my girlfriends headphones Akasha, they're not ear plug ones...
(http://www.tecear.com/images/Beetle%20H-2.jpg)
(The hook parts the headphone bit in case you were wondering).
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tbeean, that first picture is beautiful <3
The first one is far to "made up" (as in makeup) and "posed" for my liking. The second one is much nicer to me (more "natural") although it goes down to far and should really stop at the girls necks.
You could say I prefer natural to artificial.
i was thinking that when i was finding the photos. i prefer the second one too :3
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Now something that would would be very enticing would be either of those images replicated by flipsiders :P
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Now something that would would be very enticing would be either of those images replicated by flipsiders :P
Yo, charlie! I'll be back in brisbane soon...
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Now something that would would be very enticing would be either of those images replicated by flipsiders :P
Yo, charlie! I'll be back in brisbane soon...
I know at least two female flipsiders who are likely to kill to see those pics afterwards ;)
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Now something that would would be very enticing would be either of those images replicated by flipsiders :P
Yo, charlie! I'll be back in brisbane soon...
Good ta hear. Gimme a hoy if you want to catch up or anything.
Heck, in other news I'm booked to travel to the U.S. in September.
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Now something that would would be very enticing would be either of those images replicated by flipsiders :P
Yo, charlie! I'll be back in brisbane soon...
I know at least two female flipsiders who are likely to kill to see those pics afterwards ;)
You know, I'd also recreate that picture if you two do XD
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which is exactly why they should do it!
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My headphone photo will have to wait cant get the distance or angle right.
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get someone on the street to do it for you
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My headphone photo will have to wait cant get the distance or angle right.
Drive down to leeds and I will take the photo for you.
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You know, I'd also recreate that picture if you two do XD
With what 2nd flipsider? unless you plan on gimping it?
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You know, I'd also recreate that picture if you two do XD
With what 2nd flipsider? unless you plan on gimping it?
I did say I was booked in to visit the States in September *PMSL*
hmmm, Both me and Churba have facial hair... Damn that would be a scary one *LOL*
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OOH! Pick me! Pick me! :P
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Well, I was originally just planning on getting a random cute girl to kiss me. But you're right, it should be a second flipsider. So, who's going to be in los angeles? ;P
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i would say me, but i dont have the time to drive to L.A. anytime soon but im sure one of the other many flipsiders here would love to
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Well, I was originally just planning on getting a random cute girl to kiss me. But you're right, it should be a second flipsider. So, who's going to be in los angeles? ;P
Somehow I suddenly see almost the entire forum showing up on your doorstep.
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better pull out that outdoor pool for naked jello fun, then, if I'm expecting so many fun guests.
Also, these are the only headphones I have on hand:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/kashiheadphones2.png)
so here's my recreation which isn't nearly as accurate as charles ;P:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/kashiheadphones.png)
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:o
You're right, it's better than my recreation.
(http://media.picfor.me/001E77A/I-love-music-by-~NoDate-on-deviantART-sexy-art-music-nude-sensual-erotic-my-album-1-girls-erotic-Love-%D1%8D%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-angie56-oups_large.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/kashiheadphones.png)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/chestphones.jpg)
Kasha... you are tha SEX!
And I'll be in LA around the second week of September ;D
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Thanks :)
Let's go out drinking!
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Distance (try the Pond in the way) and financal trouble is stopping me from going over
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Well, I was originally just planning on getting a random cute girl to kiss me. But you're right, it should be a second flipsider. So, who's going to be in los angeles? ;P
You need someone in a Maytag costume. Or at least the hat.
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Well, I was originally just planning on getting a random cute girl to kiss me. But you're right, it should be a second flipsider. So, who's going to be in los angeles? ;P
You need someone in a Maytag costume. Or at least the hat.
Oooh, another good idea. I wouldn't mind giving May a big kiss. (Or Bern... or Umber... for that matter) >.>
(...Are you offering to dress up like Maytag, CDSM? )
XD
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Hey, sometimes you gotta do whatever it takes, right? ;)
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i think CDSM could make a pretty passable maytag if some thought were put into it
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/kashiheadphones.png)
ipod headphones are good, although im sure you can find smaller ;)
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i think CDSM could make a pretty passable maytag if some thought were put into it
ipod headphones are good, although im sure you can find smaller ;)
If I was going to crossplay, for reals, I'd do it as Bern.
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well akashayi did say she would kiss bern too.. ("or umber...for that matter")
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hm. Where are all the other headphone recreations? ;P
Also, CDSM, here's a contribution to 'unpronish cute girls kissing' for in between staring at my tits ^^
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/aL1hmMMZO5g22czjJO5HzwyS_500.jpg)
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as hot as that is, we want more tits to stare at
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as hot as that is, we want more tits to stare at
At least the boy is honest.
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im a 4chan kind of guy and follow the almighty law of "tits or gtfo"
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Exactly, demanding boy. Where are your hot tit contributions? Sharing is caring!
Don't make me have to get out my crop again, I've been in such a good mood ;P
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do they have to be my tits? XD
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do they have to be my tits? XD
Why not? I used mine. Get the headphones or ear plugs out mate! We wanna see those moobs!
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better pull out that outdoor pool for naked jello fun, then, if I'm expecting so many fun guests.
Hrmm I was going to head to Holland to see Selan and Leana and get a reecreation of the kissing picture (the bottom one ofc)... but now I'm tempted to go to LA instead...
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I'm working on my headphone photo.
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SHAY IS WATCHING ME. :o
...I feel shy now :-[
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/DSC_0002-1.jpg)
Forget it, the feeling has passed ;D
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/DSC_0003.jpg)
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You should of known by now that 'shay has ALL of us under constant observation Charles!! :o :o
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Crap, I've been found out. Now I have to de-lurk. >.>
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The real question is, how am I suppose to recreate those pictures, Charles? For one, I don't have a coconut bikini.
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The real question is, how am I suppose to recreate those pictures, Charles? For one, I don't have a coconut bikini.
All the better ;D ::)
Seriously though, they were taken ages ago. I've only just posted 'em now that I've remembered 'em. They weren't intended for flipside, recreation, etc.
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The real question is, how am I suppose to recreate those pictures, Charles? For one, I don't have a coconut bikini.
Get a watermelon, chop it in half, and hollow it out?
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Also, you have an epic length of tongue there, Charles ;P
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and its really strong from trying to get to the center of a tootsie pop without biting i bet haha
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Do it with out the coco-nut Bikini Akashayi? *whistles* ::)
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Do it with out the coco-nut Bikini Akashayi? *whistles* ::)
Hey! Aren't we still waiting on you and Churba for headphone recreations? 8)
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Oh dont worry I'll get mine posted once I get the set up right.
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Oh dont worry I'll get mine posted once I get the set up right.
damn perfectionists.
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Oh dont worry I'll get mine posted once I get the set up right.
Whats there to setup?
1. Find headphones
2. Press headphones against nipples
3. Push Moobs together
4. Take photo
5. Upload
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Oh dont worry I'll get mine posted once I get the set up right.
damn perfectionists.
I'm a engineer I'm expected to get things perfect :P
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Oh dont worry I'll get mine posted once I get the set up right.
Whats there to setup?
1. Find headphones
2. Press headphones against nipples
3. Push Moobs together
4. Take photo
5. Upload
It's hard having my headphones off my head for that length of time.
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I'm a systems engineer.
#########################################
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# Take photo of Moobs with headphones
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mount /dev/headphones /oddball/moobs/nipples
gqview --fullscreen /oddball/moobs /photos/OBnipHPphoto.jpg
scp -i /fs.crd /photos/OBnipHPphoto.jpg oddball@flipsidecomics.com/freetalk/thesexthread:OddsMoobs.jpg
# For fun
touch /oddball/moobs
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man thats so much funnier when you know the codes haha
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I'm a Mechanical Engineer and dont know the codes :-\
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Mechanical engineer
TOOLS:
1 x digital camera
1 x headphones
1 x computer with internet
PROCEDURE:
1. Setup the digital camera approximately 90mm from your chest, facing it.
2. Press each ear of the headphones against one nipple.
3. Set the digital camera to self-timer and press the capture button.
4. Hold headphones against nipples, press moobs together and wait for flash.
5. After flash, return headphones to head and connect the digital camera to the computer with internet.
6. upload the photo to the computer and use any installed image editor to alter it into a b&w photo, trimming the shot as necessary.
7. upload the photo to a file depository such a photobucket, imageshack or dldropbox.
8. log into flipsidecomics.com forums and post in "The Sex Thread" linking the image location.
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There is no mention of Duct Tape,WD40 or CableTies :-\ but despite the lack of afore mentioned materials your work order is being processed and will be completed ASAP. (been years since I've done any programming)
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I'm going to cheat and get my face in the picture, because fuck you, artistic licence.
Also, I found out that I'll be inheriting a Massive cannon camera, so in the impending future, expect 15 megabyte photos of my junk.
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I'm going to cheat and get my face in the picture, because fuck you, artistic licence.
Also, I found out that I'll be inheriting a Massive cannon camera, so in the impending future, expect 15 megabyte photos of my junk.
I'm tempted to make a joke that it'll only need a few hundred pixels :P
I think my junk is still posted around here somewhere... should probably remove that now I know shay is watching me
<.<
>.>
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ehehe
don't forget finger and fsck, Charles.
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I think my junk is still posted around here somewhere... should probably remove that now I know shay is watching me
<.<
>.>
I've seen everything except the completely naked photos. I'd say it's a bit late for modesty. =P
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And I have seen the completely naked photos! woo? :P
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fsck -t daemongoddess /dev/akashayi
*sob*
all these women clickolating me
*sob*
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now im curious about the completely naked photos >.>
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Click through for a hot, hot uncensored photo of my junk. (http://imgur.com/wGUw9.jpg)
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Is that a Mountianeer Swiss Army knife Churba? if so I have the same one. (along with a few others)
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I have a white "explorer" swiss army knife.
I sit here now, drinking one of those huge cans of energy drink.
Not mixing it with those headache tablets though... or that food which expired on the 27th of May.
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sounds like such a fun time. im pretty jealous of your junk
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Is that a Mountianeer Swiss Army knife Churba? if so I have the same one. (along with a few others)
I think it's the officer model, but I don't rightly know. Two Blades, long and short, can opener, screwdriver big and small, bottle opener, toothpick and tweezers - that's all - and also, it's about ten to fifteen years old.
I have a white "explorer" swiss army knife.
I sit here now, drinking one of those huge cans of energy drink.
Not mixing it with those headache tablets though... or that food which expired on the 27th of May.
In order - Cool, You can get relentless back home? Sweet. and those are empty bags, except for the butterscotches, and it's mostly bakery fresh stuff anyway, so it expires just about the next day from when you buy it.
Also, you can spot my local taxi company, preffered rolling paper, preffered filter, tobacconist, preffered brand of pre-made cigs, brand of my electric razor, where I do much of my shopping, my pipe-tool, a tape measure, mini-DVDs.
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Damn it guys, keep the sex thread sexy.
Or it's mistress will hurt you.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kxqbimIJEx1qadetco1_500.jpg)
(The bash scripts were plenty sexy though, they can stay.)
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hmm i think the knife talk is totally sex thread material, what are you talking about haha
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Oh, I absolutely enjoy knife play. (I find myself engaging in it to a surprising degree these days)
But not random shit on desks talk. Now, I'm sure we could find better uses for those mouths of your's
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like talking about politics? i only seem to find my mouth getting me in trouble of late :-X
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like talking about politics? i only seem to find my mouth getting me in trouble of late :-X
We can talk politics.
"His mouth pressed against the borders of hers as their tongues negotiated around each other. Her hands emigraded down his back, pulling him towards her until his manhood waged war against the gates of her desire"
*PMSL*
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Charles, you get +3 sexy happy points.
Now I really do owe you a drink ;P
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like talking about politics? i only seem to find my mouth getting me in trouble of late :-X
We can talk politics.
"His mouth pressed against the borders of hers as their tongues negotiated around each other. Her hands emigraded down his back, pulling him towards her until his manhood waged war against the gates of her desire"
*PMSL*
Yo, I got a call for you. I think they're mixing up which hairy australian dude they're looking for, but anyway, It's mills and boon, they want to give you a five book deal.
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Rofl at Charles. xD
Hey, did you know you look a lot like Sawyer from lost? (Yes, that's a compliment. Hotter men are rarely found.. Mmm.)
And churba, don't make me post MY junk.
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(Yes, that's a compliment. Hotter men are rarely found.. Mmm.)
mmm, goddamn right.
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Mistress Akashayi You can hurt me if You want but a pistol whipping/bullet in the head was not in the contract.
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Damn it guys, keep the sex thread sexy.
Or it's mistress will hurt you.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kxqbimIJEx1qadetco1_500.jpg)
(The bash scripts were plenty sexy though, they can stay.)
What is it about boots that go up past the knees? :-[
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OH CRUD!!!
ARASHI IS WATCHING ME TOO!!!
THEY'RE ALL WATCHING ME
<.<
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Charles WE are all watching you!!
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Yeah, but these are people from other forums I go to. I've now discovered that some of them might be lurking here
<.<
>.>
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kante/paranoid.png)
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What's the old phrase? "Even paranoids have enemies"?
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well maybe you are protected by the love we all feel for you?
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:-*
I can hear Barry White singing it now.
Also...
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn_for_women.png)
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Someone thought this sounded sexy... I don't think it looks sexy unfortunately.
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/sml04062010001.jpg)
Am I even more strange if I call this sexy?
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/sml10042010.jpg)
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regardless of age, computers are always sexy (the same can not be said for women)
but i see you can really fit a large amount of food into your mouth
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I think Charles has the knack of dislocating his lower jaw.
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I think Charles has the knack of dislocating his lower jaw.
Nah, He and I, like all our fellow Queenslanders, just have big mouthes
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haha dislocating your jaw will always sound painful to me regardless of how painful it isnt
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I can actually open wider. According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.
Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it... :'(
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or apparently a coco-nut half.
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hmm an entire boob or if you practice her head? who knows what kind of kinky sex you will get yourself into in the future!
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Start with the nipple?
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/7tgPpTciHnxckvzm8s9F10Kmo1_500.jpg)
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nope you start with the head and cover the entire body to the breast
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I can actually open wider. According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.
Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it... :'(
That's just the result of a sex-obsessed worldview. There are dozens of uses for a big mouth.
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I can actually open wider. According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.
Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it... :'(
That's just the result of a sex-obsessed worldview. There are dozens of uses for a big mouth.
name 5 that a teenager wouldnt make into a sex joke anyways
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I can actually open wider. According to the dentist, the fact that I can open my mouth so wide is the reason I can fit my wisdom teeth and another set of teeth if I could grow them.
Unfortunately I'm straight so some might argue that the big mouth goes to waste a bit... But I can fit almost a whole boob in it... :'(
That's just the result of a sex-obsessed worldview. There are dozens of uses for a big mouth.
name 5 that a teenager wouldnt make into a sex joke anyways
A teenager will turn anything into a sex joke anyways, the point is moot.
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im glad you figured that out haha
because nobody has bothered to post what they are wearing in a while: im wearing a black button shirt (got a gig tonight thats "semi-formal" and my jeans that i cut down into shorts (often called shants i guess, but i prefer pahorts) and my new haircut since i consider it a new piece of clothing since i chopped most of it off
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Wearing my beige Spitfire T-shirt and black cargo trousers. Also bought two desert camoflage Combat 95 shirts (with mini Union Flags on the left shoulder) at the airshow I went to for £1 each.
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wow thats a good price for a decent shirt! the cheapest i ever can get shirts for is like $3
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Oh love akayashi's boobs.
@Charles: yeah, big mouths can be useful with boobs!
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They where army surplus, so need a bit of a wash before I can use them. But they are good shirts.
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They where army surplus, so need a bit of a wash before I can use them. But they are good shirts.
i wash my shirts before wearing them anyways so thats not a big deal at all!
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odd, did you say there's union jacks on the shirt? :-*
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Yep shoulder patches, it was either that or the cloved/chained fist of the 2nd Armoured Division.
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(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/137/5/7/Jack__s_Last_Sip_by_st_romansky.jpg)
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Very stylish, and I really like the pose with the bottle! Is that you, tbeean?
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I recognize that bottle...............Thats my Jack Daniels bottle from last Saturday night lol
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pah, i wish, kanazaka! i could do with a bottle of daniels right now.
i'm working on my smokers voice. :P
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your "smokers voice"? im not sure if im supposed to know what that means haha
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i want a really rough voice. like courtney love.
nothing dirty. ¬.¬ xD
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Here you go two photos of my desert camo style Combat 95 shirts with the Union Flag on the left shoulder: First one has my old regimental badges (Royal Regiment of Scotland) top one is for the Left shoulder and the big blue one is for the Berret.
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0853.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0854.jpg)
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I'm trying to read the web address at the bottom of tbeen's pic... and failing :(
Still... AWESOME HAT! The dress is nice as well, but the hat MAKES it ;)
@Oddball, I see clothes, but I don't see headphones on moobs. Are you hoping we'll for get *lol*
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if i had someone to help with the moob picture i would do it...but we are supposed to see the shirts on you!
@tbeean: just fake a smokers voice? i know it will sound ridiculous anyways haha
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i want a really rough voice. like courtney love.
nothing dirty. ¬.¬ xD
I admit some Tom Waits envy over here.
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@Charles: How dare you insinuate that I am playing for time! I am shocked, horrified, mortified and a lot of other words meaning the same.
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Oh love akayashi's boobs.
They where army surplus, so need a bit of a wash before I can use them.
:o
I really shouldnt skim read these forums else I end up linking posts in the wrong way...
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Here you go Charles:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0859.jpg)
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dang odd, nice moobs!
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(http://media.picfor.me/001E77A/I-love-music-by-~NoDate-on-deviantART-sexy-art-music-nude-sensual-erotic-my-album-1-girls-erotic-Love-%D1%8D%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-angie56-oups_large.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/kashiheadphones.png)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/chestphones.jpg)
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7200/imgp0859v.jpg)
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Some how it does not look as bad in black and white lol
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Collecting boobs tbeean? ;)
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well, that's charles' job emp. :P
but he wasn't around, so i thought i'd put the collection together :3
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still need someone to take mine haha :o
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Dont have a timer on yours?
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no camera, just a cell phone haha
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most mobiles have timer on the camera too.
check the settings?
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I think the Newbie is backing out of the challenge!
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ive got an old phone so no timer >.< ill see if i can get my friend to do it for me (a while back we took a picture shirtless to send to some chick we didnt know so im sure thats less than this haha)
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ive got an old phone so no timer >.< ill see if i can get my friend to do it for me (a while back we took a picture shirtless to send to some chick we didnt know so im sure thats less than this haha)
You do realise that we're not going to bug you for this pervious photo, right?
@Oddball: Excellent work and thanks for bringing it together again Tbeen.
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haha odd will bug me for it im sure, but gimmie til tomorrow and i should get it up even if i have to use my feet
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gimmie til tomorrow and i should get it up even if i have to use my feet
Said the Vicar to the actress.
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gimmie til tomorrow and i should get it up even if i have to use my feet
Said the Vicar to the actress.
ah but where is your moob picture?
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Good question, Churba. Where is it? ;P
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gimmie til tomorrow and i should get it up even if i have to use my feet
Said the Vicar to the actress.
ah but where is your moob picture?
Not taken yet.
And I might add, that's just a slightly more subtle way of saying something like "That's what she said"
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gimmie til tomorrow and i should get it up even if i have to use my feet
Said the Vicar to the actress.
ah but where is your moob picture?
Not taken yet.
And I might add, that's just a slightly more subtle way of saying something like "That's what she said"
haha i noticed, i just had to get my not very witty comment in (hopefully without laughing)
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gimmie til tomorrow and i should get it up even if i have to use my feet
Said the Vicar to the actress.
ah but where is your moob picture?
Not taken yet.
And I might add, that's just a slightly more subtle way of saying something like "That's what she said"
haha i noticed, i just had to get my not very witty comment in (hopefully without laughing)
To be fair, I should get credit for posting a dickhat photo.
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duly noted.
*gives credit*
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So to speak.............but where is your picture Zearth its tommorrow all ready lol :P ;D
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I'm still ambivalent about recreating or not...
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DO IT!!!! go on Emp Do it the Dark Lords of Chaos demands it!!
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It might be too cruel even for their taste...
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Go on you know you want to lol
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OK, i couldn't fall behind on this one. I could've done a better job if my housemate wasn't sleeping right next door :P
Whoops, gone...
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I'd say that was a pretty good job Selan :o
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Ok, I think that was the first picture ever I've managed to see of you Selan ;)
And I get even more frustrated over the ones I've missed now XD
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Because sausage fingers are teh sex!! :P
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Sausage fingers?
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LOL nevermind, i was just having fun with myself there O.o
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So to speak......................
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Fun with yourself? That sounds very interesting :P
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that's a good recreation selan :')
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i havent gotten to see a picture of selan until now either but im glad i didnt miss out on the headphone re-creations. im wondering if tbeean is going to join in now too haha
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I think you have beautiful hands, Selan
Nice recreation! might have done the best job of everyone :D
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its better than mine (which i took but i sent it to my email and it wont show up) anyone want me to text it to you and you can put it up for me?
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Very nice headphones pic, Selan :-*!
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i havent gotten to see a picture of selan until now either but im glad i didnt miss out on the headphone re-creations. im wondering if tbeean is going to join in now too haha
i would but... (http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/135854d1269708730-chat-roulette-chris-hansen.jpg)
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ooh you lot know how i like a challenge ;D :-*
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WOOT! Beautiful work Selan. Truly the best recreation thus far. Although I claim 2nd place (which is just an expression for the first looser's position).
Seriously, at first I thought you were being cheeky and had just linked the original photo, its that good.
I'm not sure it's legal for such a photo of tbeean to be posted but she's been giving us other awesome photos anyway. I guess we could always have ones with clothes on.
@Smiles: Wait... Are you about to step up to the challenge? GO GIRL!
...I've started a revolution.
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yeah i didnt know how old you all were til i checked your pages so nevermind on the tbeean re-enactment.
finally got mine to my email
(http://i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae83/Zearthpics/Photo012.jpg)
enjoy my skinny white body
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*enjoys Zearth's skinny white body* :P
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
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Selan definitely has the best pair of...
Headphones. :P
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I know!!!
They are awesome, and cheap!
Only 29,95
(http://i.testfreaks.co.uk/images/products/600x400/70/philips-shp2500.206918.jpg)
I like this image better, less distraction and such.
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I see they belong to some guy named Philip.
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OK, now I know what to do... I'll skip the recreation and make you wait until monday evening...
But then I promise to post a fully bare-chested picture from the woods, in cammo pants and my issued Ak4B assault rifle :P
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NO!! that will not do Emp. YOU will recreate the photo lol :P
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No I won't! And one more uppity outburst like that from a diciple and I'll sacrifice you to Khorne myself ;)
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i havent gotten to see a picture of selan until now either but im glad i didnt miss out on the headphone re-creations. im wondering if tbeean is going to join in now too haha
i would but...
I lol'ed hard.I know!!!
They are awesome, and cheap!
Only 29,95
Headphones
I like those headphones, my housemate has a pair, they're ace - I'm a sennheiser fan myself, though.
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well I wont tell you what I think of that Emp ;D
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
yes, but so did i and i have only slightly more hair on my body than the original photo (i come from a family of naturally lightly haired chests and proud of it)
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
yes, but so did i and i have only slightly more hair on my body than the original photo (i come from a family of naturally lightly haired chests and proud of it)
Heh, I'm like fuckin' Chewbacca.
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
yes, but so did i and i have only slightly more hair on my body than the original photo (i come from a family of naturally lightly haired chests and proud of it)
Heh, I'm like fuckin' Chewbacca.
ok now you have to photoshop your head onto chewbacca!
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
yes, but so did i and i have only slightly more hair on my body than the original photo (i come from a family of naturally lightly haired chests and proud of it)
Heh, I'm like fuckin' Chewbacca.
ok now you have to photoshop your head onto chewbacca!
or photoshop chewbacca's head onto Churba 8)
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(http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-chewbacca-leia-omg-wtf-knock-before-you-come-in.jpg)
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
yes, but so did i and i have only slightly more hair on my body than the original photo (i come from a family of naturally lightly haired chests and proud of it)
Heh, I'm like fuckin' Chewbacca.
ok now you have to photoshop your head onto chewbacca!
or photoshop chewbacca's head onto Churba 8)
My sister rang me up the other night, when she was out drunk, and demanded I make chewbacca noises for her friends. WTF.
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
yes, but so did i and i have only slightly more hair on my body than the original photo (i come from a family of naturally lightly haired chests and proud of it)
Heh, I'm like fuckin' Chewbacca.
ok now you have to photoshop your head onto chewbacca!
or photoshop chewbacca's head onto Churba 8)
My sister rang me up the other night, when she was out drunk, and demanded I make chewbacca noises for her friends. WTF.
did you? xD
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lol lovley piccy tbean ;D i always knock. ;)
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Reckon I should claim second since I used headphones and not earphones Charles :P :P
yes, but so did i and i have only slightly more hair on my body than the original photo (i come from a family of naturally lightly haired chests and proud of it)
Heh, I'm like fuckin' Chewbacca.
ok now you have to photoshop your head onto chewbacca!
or photoshop chewbacca's head onto Churba 8)
My sister rang me up the other night, when she was out drunk, and demanded I make chewbacca noises for her friends. WTF.
did you? xD
Of course, I have a reputation to maintain.
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lolZ now i want to hear how you make chewbacca noises
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We need a new challenge!
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Well, Churba has yet to step up to the challenge, and his latest photo in the regular picture thread shows he's got a good set of headphones to pull it off.
Never-the-less what about this?
FOILED!
Its here in the link: http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/PMO4294.php
B&W with or without underware, optional to all participants?
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Try another link? it doesn't work
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well most of you will probably choose no underwear im sure
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Bad charles, trying to hotlink.
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Oooooooohhhhhhh naughty naughty charles
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Oooooooohhhhhhh naughty naughty charles
sounds like hot linking is your turn on eh odd? ;)
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:-\
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heh heh talk about getting your game on:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/164592/80673533.jpg)
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heh heh talk about getting your game on:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/164592/80673533.jpg)
ive seen this before, its a pretty sexy picture but whos willing to recreate it?!?!
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i am ;) but i still have to get a new camera :( >:( *pouts*
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I think we SORT of did the game console thing a while ago. I remember the Selan one with her SuperNes which is still famously remembered as the best photo we've seen on here.
So I can't post the image directly but here's the location: http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/PMO4294.php
As before, colour, B&W, with or without underware. All up to the person attempting the challenge.
Cowboy hat is not optional. That is a must! ;)
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I think we SORT of did the game console thing a while ago. I remember the Selan one with her SuperNes which is still famously remembered as the best photo we've seen on here.
So I can't post the image directly but here's the location: http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/PMO4294.php
As before, colour, B&W, with or without underware. All up to the person attempting the challenge.
Cowboy hat is not optional. That is a must! ;)
Luckily, I am prepared.
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heh heh talk about getting your game on:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/164592/80673533.jpg)
Oh My God. I feel like a teenager drooling at a pic, wait, I am drooling at this pic! Total awesomeness
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heh heh talk about getting your game on:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/164592/80673533.jpg)
Oh My God. I feel like a teenager drooling at a pic, wait, I am drooling at this pic! Total awesomeness
Hey, Resident sexy Italian!
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I think we SORT of did the game console thing a while ago. I remember the Selan one with her SuperNes which is still famously remembered as the best photo we've seen on here.
So I can't post the image directly but here's the location: http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/PMO4294.php
As before, colour, B&W, with or without underware. All up to the person attempting the challenge.
Cowboy hat is not optional. That is a must! ;)
this one i will definately need someone else to take if i choose to participate (then again i like in a very western type town so i could probably wear about 8 cowboy hats)
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Whoops, gone...
Figures... more Selan nudity when I was in the middle of Belgium with no internets!
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You should start stalking her again Night
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sounds like a good idea to me
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Indeed I shall
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I'm the person most able to, yet, the person who fancies to the least. So, I suppose that's a reassurance.
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Suppose I could do it, but with a floppy Camoflage hat :-\ (If I can find it)
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my uncle was always giving me his old camo stuff, if you need a hat im sure ive got enough to cover most of your body
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I think we SORT of did the game console thing a while ago. I remember the Selan one with her SuperNes which is still famously remembered as the best photo we've seen on here.
:-[
As before, colour, B&W, with or without underware. All up to the person attempting the challenge.
Cowboy hat is not optional. That is a must! ;)
i don't have a hat so i'm out :P
I'm the person most able to, yet, the person who fancies to the least. So, I suppose that's a reassurance.
I don't know if i should be insulted or reasured
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LOL dont worry Zearth I have woodland and desert Combat 95 style (British Army Issue) clothing plus a Guille suit in the cellar and netting in the Shed Of DoooooooooooM so I'm sorted for that.
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I'm the person most able to, yet, the person who fancies to the least. So, I suppose that's a reassurance.
I don't know if i should be insulted or reasured
The latter. I figure that anything I could possibly get via that method, I could get just be asking nicely.
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I'll protect you, Selan 8)
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LOL dont worry Zearth I have woodland and desert Combat 95 style (British Army Issue) clothing plus a Guille suit in the cellar and netting in the Shed Of DoooooooooooM so I'm sorted for that.
quille suit w/ cowboy hat hmmm
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its meant to be Gillie suit. used it when out stalking..................or shooting deer.
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its meant to be Gillie suit. used it when out stalking..................or shooting deer.
yeah ive seen them before, i just cant spell worth a damn (which is why i use firefox) but i still want to see it since Gillie suits are fun
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I'll protect you, Selan 8)
YAY! I have ninja protection!
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Oh great does that mean I cant hide under your window any more Selan?
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No because teh ninjas will come and get you!
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Well I suppose thats better than you dam cat peeing on my Ghillie suit all the time :-\
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I'll protect you, Selan 8)
YAY! I have ninja protection!
Though I'm not sure you can trust the 'protection' not to attempt molesting you at first opportunity... ;)
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That holds true even if she isn't protecting you too.
Akasha is notorious for sneaking into peoples rooms while they're sleeping to do things.
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I'll protect you, Selan 8)
YAY! I have ninja protection!
Though I'm not sure you can trust the 'protection' not to attempt molesting you at first opportunity... ;)
Oh. that's ok tho :P
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anyway, I'm wearing a bath robe, a pair of boxers, lots of bruises, scratches, chafing sores, blisters and the soles of my feet are black from walking in drenched socks in drenched boots for most of the recent 72h period.
But I'm happy and horny none the less ;D
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Oh great does that mean I cant hide under your window any more Selan?
No because teh ninjas will come and get you!
Hide under her window Odd!!! Then whilst the Ninjas are distracted getting you I can sneak in, grab Selan and take her off to my secret dungeon...
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Great why am I always the bait? :-\ this happened the last time I went paint balling, ok I managed to pick up the only gun that could rapid fire and keep everyone's heads down while the rest was only single shot,
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HOLD IT!
No-one sneaks into my room and lives to tell!
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They might have a chance since I set off the massive man trap when you where at work.
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Here are a couple more photo duplication ideas, if you are open to them (or you can just enjoy the photos ;D) :
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/7RGgy4cxipjawyqvtuwEAQ8so1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koruswKlxT1qz8s3ho1_500.jpg)
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the real protection you need is from the pirates! they are sneakier than ninjas by hiding in the open
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HOLD IT!
No-one sneaks into my room and lives to tell!
That you know of, even ninja's can be bribed.
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HOLD IT!
No-one sneaks into my room and lives to tell!
That you know of, even ninja's can be bribed.
In honor points?
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HOLD IT!
No-one sneaks into my room and lives to tell!
See what happened to the last guy who sneaked in while she was sleeping.
(http://flakypastry.runningwithpencils.com/comics/090424-1830.Falingard.jpg) (http://flakypastry.runningwithpencils.com/)
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Pathetic attempt I know but *shrug*
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koruswKlxT1qz8s3ho1_500.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/CSC_0457sml.jpg)
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Ah man! I don't have handcuffs...
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Ah man! I don't have handcuffs...
That's alright, Charles doesn't have breasts.
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hmm cant find my cuffs :-\
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haha fuzzy handcuffs, we should have all seen that coming xD
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I'll protect you, Selan 8)
YAY! I have ninja protection!
Though I'm not sure you can trust the 'protection' not to attempt molesting you at first opportunity... ;)
With beautiful ladies, I'm a perfect gentleman. :P
Also, very nice pics Kanazaka! I'll get to work on my recreations too.
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Ah man! I don't have handcuffs...
That's alright, Charles doesn't have breasts.
I wouldn't want to scare you lot away with my huge neckscar anyway ;)
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Scars are all right, got a one on the right side of my chest where a angle grinder hit me.
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wearing my Beatles yellow submarine shirt and a pair of undies.
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i'm not wearing pants... and i have a friend who wants to see me in nothing but a collar and handcuffs..we'll see how those pics turn out. ;) ;D
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and i have a friend who wants to see me in nothing but a collar and handcuffs..
He's not the only one ;)
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:-[ thanks ^_^ :-*
i told hm if he made them from scratch he has a deal.
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hmm handcuff picture recreations instead of the cowboy hats?
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Why not combine them both?
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Splendid idea, Oddball, and I look forward to seeing all of the forthcoming photo recreations (and kudos to you, charles, for the quick recreation of the handcuffs photo). In the meantime, jesters are always welcome here, right ;D?
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq916anzCM1qzcac7o1_500.jpg)
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I see an elephant penis @_@
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I see an elephant penis @_@
Nah, elephants don't have balls that tiny.
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How come I had flash backs of "A Clockwork Orange" once I saw that photo? :-\
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I'm rather curious as to where that photo came from.
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im rather curious why someone would look a photo up like that haha
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.... *jaw drops* and here I thought nothing could surprise me anymore... :'(
heh
hmmm combo sounds fun. ;D
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BTW the two girls in the pic are dolls
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BTW the two girls in the pic are dolls
I thought something was off about them.
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Those are damn realistic dolls, if that's the case.
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It's the filter, they'd be quite uncanny valley without it.
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they do look quite lifelike anyways
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It's the nipples...
Also, the both have the same face.
Try this link and you see what i mean
NSFW http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewgalleryimage&gallery=mai&image=mai_set3_6.jpg
it's the realdoll website. Most dolls are obviously fake but some are amazingly detailed
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It's the nipples...
Also, the both have the same face.
Also, if you look - the eyes are not shadowed, but coloured over with some black stuff - if you can't see the eyes, you get uncanny valley a lot less.
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Anyway, they look better then the blow-up ones :P
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewgalleryimage&gallery=stephanie&image=stephanie_set2_5.jpg
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That site is unsettling.
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It's the filter, they'd be quite uncanny valley without it.
Yeah, when I thought something was off, I chalked it up to being something to do with the photograph style, and them wearing make-up or something.
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That site is unsettling.
agreed
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That site is unsettling.
agreed
LOL, have you seen the pictures some buyers made of their doll?
They actually dress them up and stuff. I once saw a documentary about real lifedoll owners.
Talk about unsettling
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That site is unsettling.
agreed
LOL, have you seen the pictures some buyers made of their doll?
They actually dress them up and stuff. I once saw a documentary about real lifedoll owners.
Talk about unsettling
Dress them up? PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH THESE HORRIBLE SILICONE GOLEMS.
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Oh well... better with that then with this
(http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/11/6/6/large_528876.jpg)
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Oh well... better with that then with this
(http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/11/6/6/large_528876.jpg)
yeah, thats a bit unsettling as well
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At least that thing isn't 6,000 USD
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At least that thing isn't 6,000 USD
not yet, lets get it "signed" by babe ruth!
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LOL, have you seen the pictures some buyers made of their doll?
They actually dress them up and stuff. I once saw a documentary about real lifedoll owners.
Talk about unsettling
Were you in for that whole big discussion we had in the Debate Forum on this subject?
I shouldn't talk, I guess, but there is something a bit...off...about treating sex objects like real women.
It's supposed to be other way around dammit kinda weird.
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Um... no?
As for sexdolls, to each their own i say. As long as they don't hurt anybody.
Now we all need to recreate this :P
(http://img1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/12/01/sex,couple,sexy,black,and,white,kiss,love-844f05acd0f6c90dec3f7792c6dd8852_h.jpg)
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After you Selan
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Heh, i lack the male company atm :-*
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Well if you are up for it Selan ;)
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Hehehe, maybe we could photoshop one :-X
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Well I'm sure I'll be in Holland soon....
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NUUUU! Your gf will kill me
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I'll just tie her up somewhere...
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Might be able to morph a pic Selan any one out there have a VW camper? lol
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You need to untie her someday, and then she'll go all dutch on me and kill me with a wooden shoe
I have a megane.. good enough?
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Is that the prefered murder weapon of the Dutch then?
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Yep a Megane is Strength 9 with no armour save
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Yesh!
I mean.. look at them! What else can they be used for then killing?
(http://www.dutchfoodshop.nl/images/categories/Gele%20klomp.jpg)
Yep a Megane is Strength 9 with no armour save
Okay! Then we'll be fine
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Good point...
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How about as a door stop? or a paper weight?
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Also both excelent murder weapons.
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Well I meant as other uses for clogs
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Back to sexy
(http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/5/0/3/large_516273.jpg)
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Um... no?
As for sexdolls, to each their own i say. As long as they don't hurt anybody.
Now we all need to recreate this :P
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That's right! It helps people like me feel good about themselves to know there are bigger losers out there!
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Back to sexy
(http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/5/0/3/large_516273.jpg)
wheres the sexy?
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(http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/128264/johnny-depp-piano-smoking.jpg)
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wheres the sexy?
Hint, it's wearing a hat.
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wheres the sexy?
Hint, it's wearing a hat.
hmm still dont see it!
and btw johnny depp has whored himself out :P
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*Droools*
Oh my God, Jhonny Depp.
JHONNY DEPP!
*Razzly turns into a huge puddle of melt*
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Johnny is teh sex guys!
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Johnny is teh sex guys!
Dislike
haha
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I think he's sexy and I'm a guy.
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I think he's sexy and I'm a guy.
Well I think hes overrated and im a guy too so there :P
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I doubt my wife would be interested *LOL*
I guess I could get one of myself and then photoshop/GIMP myself into the picture of one of another girl *shrug*
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I doubt my wife would be interested *LOL*
I guess I could get one of myself and then photoshop/GIMP myself into the picture of one of another girl *shrug*
You shoudl photoshop it with yourself on both sides.
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OOOH!!! Do eet!!!
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i agree, do it!!!
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... meh not a fan of depp. I just don't think he's hawt. never have. ever. *shrugs* like the hat though.
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... meh not a fan of depp. I just don't think he's hawt. never have. ever. *shrugs* like the hat though.
I want that hat. Goddamn, that's a nice hat.
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XP I call dibs on the sweet hat! :-* ;D
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ive got a fedora too, i love it :D
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Hmm the hat is all right.............but if it was camoflaged it would be even better lol
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... a camouflaged fedora? ... do they make those? :'(
I'm currently wearing my blue jean short shorts and my fine arts fest shirt
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im in my choneys and nothing else as i prepare to sleep haha
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Wearing beige cargo trousers and my black Battle of Britain Memorial Flight polo shirt.
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i'm not wearing panties
but i am wearing this:
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put some underwear on!!! :P
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:'( why? i'd rather be nekkid but my cousin is here. :-\
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Back in my Combat 95 camo trousers and my Chicken Wings T-shirt.
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well I'm wearing a blue jean skirt and this:
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just wearing my "shants" (though i prefer to call them pahorts)
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Smiles is teh bomb!
I iz wearin' notin'
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:o my eyes!
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a second ago I was wearing nothing... as I changed back into comfy clothes. ;P
now I'm in my brand new very comfortable monogamy is overrated tshirt and boxers, recovering in bed from a long day ;P
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wearing nothing is more comfortable than clothes pfft
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I'm wearing a white t-shirt with some cute designs on it, and a black, poofy skirt with lace at the bottom. <3 And underwear.
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well im glad you ruined it all by saying that razzly :P
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Huh! Yeah, they do seem similar:
(http://rule34-images.paheal.net/31cffccff9fd9bb6c7bd47fdb384c9e4/81779%20-%20Kimiko_Ross%20dresden_codak%20webcomic.png)
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familiar to what?
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Think Charles put the pic in the wrong thread.
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Nah, I figured it didn't belong in the pictures thread (nsfw)
Although Ross was reputed to have a terrible Charisma so certainly some major differences.
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Think Charles put the pic in the wrong thread.
No, I just think he failed to cross-quote to provide context.
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And what would Flipside be without chaos and confusion? :P
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Err now who is the Forum God for that again? :-\
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Umm.. Geoff?
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No, it was Chag4!
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Nah, Chag4 is the Lost Goddess of Life from memory.
Lordcat is the Lost God of Chaos.
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I'm not a lost god. I always know where I am. They say Australians have a mystical sense of direction, and can just feel where things are in the dark.....
*THUMP*
Fuckin' tree.
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its always those trees moving themselves when you cant see...
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now you have to be carefull of trees they always jump in front of you when you are about to land a model plane.
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or when you a fly a kite for that matter
but i feel we have escaped the desired topic of this thread...
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You say that now, but then, BAM, treepenis
(http://imgur.com/A7Fi5.jpg)
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I'm wearing grey t-shirt, gym shorts, and short socks.
a second ago I was wearing nothing... as I changed back into comfy clothes. ;P
now I'm in my brand new very comfortable monogamy is overrated tshirt and boxers, recovering in bed from a long day ;P
I read that as "mahogany" is overrated, and I was like, "What do you have against such a fine wood?"
Nah, I figured it didn't belong in the pictures thread (nsfw)
Although Ross was reputed to have a terrible Charisma so certainly some major differences.
I have a terrible charisma. And unlike my D&D character, I don't get bonus intelligence points for spells in return.
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I have nothing against such a fine wood, cdsm. ;P
Also, why did you put that treepenis in the sexy thread, churba? You're making this innocent tied up slave girl sad with your tree penis. Just don't do it.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1234561267898.jpg)
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Hey, they said that talking about wood is off topic, and I was just showing them they were wrong.
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Aye had a few sexy times in the woods.
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A few memorable moments here too :P
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Mm. Some excellent memories hiking, that's for sure.
(but it was with people, not treepenises which are patently unsexy xP)
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You say that now, but then, BAM, treepenis
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4357522/66.jpg)
Fixed that for you Churba
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In hentai, everything has a penis, and everything is attracted to human females.
Also, I wouldn't mind getting the title of that.
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Alice in Sexland, there's also a second part Alice in Sexland EXTREME!
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In hentai, everything has two or more penis, and everything is attracted to human females.
Fixed it for you.
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Alice in Sexland, there's also a second part Alice in Sexland EXTREME!
Ah, heard of that. Never read it, since I don't generally read hentai...just sometimes when I see a picture of a tree trying to shag a chick I need a bit of context.
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Hentai me has two penises and loves women. wait, that's already true. I'm living in a hentai and I don't even know it!
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Hentai me has two penises and loves women. wait, that's already true. I'm living in a hentai and I don't even know it!
Do either you or your sex partner scream "I'm coming, I'm coming!" upon climax?
Because otherwise, you are only living in a mostly hentai.
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I've gotten some pretty good moans out of girls, but that's about as close as I can get to that. I better try harder.
edit: holy shit, I just remembered something from ancient times. I taught this guy some japanese dirty words once and as he came he said, "iku, iku". o.O; I am living in a hentai
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*bows to the master*
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wearing my S A D D shirt and white panties oh and my camo baseball cap
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hmm i think we should recreate the treepenis!
but as for what im wearing: just some old basketball shorts and a old shirt with paint on it
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i'm wearing black shorts my slippers and this:
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1234561267898.jpg)
anyone gonna recreate this? haha
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I could tie wrists much better than that but I'd have to find a willing sexy model :P
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*holds hands up* I will volenteer for this dangerous mission so dont any one try talk me out of it ;D
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I would be like a cat you would try to put into water.
Impossible! Go for Odd!! The kilt would make it sexy
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I've tied up part scottish guys in kilts before, and it is sexy. I was hoping for a female volunteer but ok, I'll do it, find me a teleporter.
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I was hoping for a female volunteer but ok, I'll do it, find me a teleporter.
i'd volunteer for that.....erm heh.XD
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*shoots his wall and mails the teleporter to Akashayi*
I hope these things will last that long until the next shot.
(http://hexabites.studiodyv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/portal-gun-whoa-rm-600.jpg)
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i'm not wearing a bra... and in less than five minutes I wont be wearing anything else either. :-* ;D ;)
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jsut a plain grey T-shirt and my Kahki cargo trousers...................and looking out my Kilt for Mistress Akashayi ;D (with or with out the Jacobite style shirt?)
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i'm wearing a white bra and chef pants.
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Chefs have their own pants now?
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yep. http://www.dennys.co.uk/media/PGDESCIMG/00255BCA.JPG maybe i'll post a pic of me in mine at a later time.
sexy chef : (http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/33733.jpg) no pants on her though.
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i'm wearing a white bra and chef pants.
What a coincidence, so was I...
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I'm wearing a T-shirt, boxers, thin socks and a partial tan (lower arms, elbows and calves) (spelling?)
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i'm wearing a white bra and chef pants.
What a coincidence, so was I...
and we don't get pictures?
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:o my eyes are damaged enough from Charle's nekkie pics they will be totally destroyed if we see chruba in that!!
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I'd take pictures but I don't own a white bra >.>
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So I've never done this whole forum thing before(please help me out if I make mistakes), I was always content with just lurking and reading forums, but when I found these forums, specifically this thread, and I knew that I had to get in on it.
I feel that I have to ask though before I jump into this close knit thread. May I join your thread of sex and wonder?
Oh and I am wearing nothing but bedsheets at the moment.
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Are you the bedsheet ghost?
Because if you are... I'd like you to stay out of my room from now on!
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Yes yes it's him.. it's not me stalking you honest...
Phew think I escaped being caught there.
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So I've never done this whole forum thing before(please help me out if I make mistakes), I was always content with just lurking and reading forums, but when I found these forums, specifically this thread, and I knew that I had to get in on it.
I feel that I have to ask though before I jump into this close knit thread. May I join your thread of sex and wonder?
Oh and I am wearing nothing but bedsheets at the moment.
So nice of you to offer yourself. It saves us the trouble of pulling you in, kicking and screaming (though some here would prefer it that way, I know I would).
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Yes yes it's him.. it's not me stalking you honest...
Phew think I escaped being caught there.
What was that?
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Welcome Pwncho, come, strip by the fire and join our merry crew.
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An invitation to get nekkid by the mistress herself, well then i must oblige.
So when i decided to apply for the forums I didn't know that there was a waiting time... so I read all 180 pages of the Sex thread. Then having still more time I went back through the thread and found all the pictures you guys had replicated throughout the thread... and from that I present you with the entirely NSFW products of my boredom. If you value your corneas you may want to look away now.
Con la guitarra. (http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TED8gGiJa1I/AAAAAAAAADM/SJ9rRM_K5LU/s640/IMG_0748.JPG)
That... skin one (http://lh4.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TED9UBNHuEI/AAAAAAAAADg/HkNkTVNyz6k/s640/IMG_0697.JPG)
Charles most definitely had less hair in this one (http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TED9ogyvQDI/AAAAAAAAADo/gi7sKln27_0/s512/IMG_0794.JPG)
The angry disproportionate anime girl (http://lh4.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEEBylvstFI/AAAAAAAAADw/BJxLjkIYIMI/s512/IMG_0818.JPG)
Tummy! (http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEEChHbL5EI/AAAAAAAAAEA/z-KTl4eFUb8/s640/IMG_0858.JPG)
Headphones (http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEBOH4EBIpI/AAAAAAAAACU/gUuwLH1_rgw/s640/IMG_0620.JPG) one that is actually somewhat recent.
I play video games quite a bit, sometimes I play alone (http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEEEEKvVdJI/AAAAAAAAAEs/S2q3TRlmKfY/s640/IMG_0896.JPG)
I love two player (http://lh4.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEEEzAOmHpI/AAAAAAAAAFY/XFOsCjHAxug/s640/IMG_0902.JPG) as well.
Wii(See what i did there?) could even play three player (http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEEEdVuLL7I/AAAAAAAAAFA/CoPMwTEZl5Q/s640/IMG_0912.JPG), if you are into that sort of thing.
And the handheld mirror shot (http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEFUYvF5UxI/AAAAAAAAAF8/xzeGKw2COow/s640/IMG_0943.JPG),this one was surprisingly hard to replicate, how did you guys get the psp/case to balance?
Whew, ok so that wraps up all the replications that I could manage, though if I missed one that is worth replicating let me know and I will see what I can do.
And yes I always forget to smile in my self photos.
But! before I go I have my own challenge to bring the sexy into this thread.
Bowtie! (or a ribbon/string whatever you got.)
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEA9cGPHfmI/AAAAAAAAAGc/yEYijqKuNQM/Bowtie.jpg)(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEBOhLyaXdI/AAAAAAAAAGY/RbOyExfI5PE/IMG_0644.JPG)
Ignore the blatant watermark.
Who shall be next to bring the sexy?
Oh yeah, and I'm wearing just a pair of bluejeans.
Let me know if the links don't work.
Edit: Almost forgot, Another challenge which I know at least two gentlemen(you know who you are!) from these forums can abide.
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEBF1RqP7RI/AAAAAAAAACE/AJ1NBUavMU0/Kilt.jpg)(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEadSsT6KMI/AAAAAAAAAGs/0CrVgkGAdPk/IMG_0694.JPG)
Kilt it up forumites!
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YAY!! Another Kilt wearer!! ;D ;D ;D there was much rejoicing.
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But I am sorely dissapointed: Where is the blue dye?
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it was only the Picts that did that and they where mainly naked when they went into battle.
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I know, I was just teasing :P
Although a historically correct 'King Arthur' of the latest cinematic rendition where Arthur was portrayed as a roman cavalry auxilia commander would have been interesting.
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Pwncho, I'm not sure what I'm more impressed by, the fact that you read through this entire thread or the speed at which you seemingly recreated all these photos at. Well.
The psp shot is a relic from my youth ;P I took that picture while I was kneeling, not balancing.
Someone get Charles in here for some competition! ...I don't have any bowties but maybe I'll see what I can do.
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Well I'm done classes until August, I only worked 1 shift last week, and my lover has flown off to the land of poutine until the end of the month, so sufficed to say I had a lot of free time on my hands, plus it was super fun.
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Wearing my biege Spitfire T-shirt and black combat/cargo trousers. (just thinking about doing a kilt shot lol)
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wearing grey socks and white boxers only
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Nice manass you've got there ;)
I love your wii mote btw :-*
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Nice manass you've got there ;)
Thanks, i think... is there a difference between manass and regular ass?
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Better watch out for Selan Pwncho................She goes crazy for any one in a Kilt ;)
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Nice manass you've got there ;)
Thanks, i think... is there a difference between manass and regular ass?
Regular ass doesn't excist, you have man ass and wo-man ass 8)
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And then there's Man-ass-ass XD
wearing boxers and socks (and it's almost too hot for that much)
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Well thats good to know.
Wearing a pair of bluejeans and a LRR t-shirt
also, sexy
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEjgn0P_nJI/AAAAAAAAAHo/5l499i0izvM/1282305588.jpg)
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im gone for 5 days and it all goes to hell,my god!
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It was like this before you even joined lol
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Honestly Pwncho I think my hair might be longer.
Just how tall are you?
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How tall?
*goes gets measuring tape*
apparently 5'7"
and the longest strand of hair that I could find is 3'1"
Though I have to say Silver, that is some impressive hair you are sporting as well.
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ah, nothing like the male forumites competing for hair length. ;P
You know what I want after the last long day? A boob pillow. So soft.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1234044896495.jpg)
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Awwwww... now I miss my pillows :(
Wearing nothing, posting from bed... sleep time now.
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Wearing some goddamn sexy low-rise boot-cut faded jeans, and a nice button down shirt with generic raceteam sounding words on it, like "Premier Freeway Drift Race team" and "Turbo speedway Moto GP".
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wearing shorts and wet hair (i consider it "wearing" if its not natural)
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Wearing bluejeans
And you know what else is sexy
Contrast :-*
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEs1_RJ0gcI/AAAAAAAAAJY/vx5FgH-pD-U/1849970358.jpg)
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Wearing bluejeans
And you know what else is sexy
Contrast :-*
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TEs1_RJ0gcI/AAAAAAAAAJY/vx5FgH-pD-U/1849970358.jpg)
which one is you? :o
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Neither, The one on the right calls herself 'Liz Vicious', the other could be 'Raven Riley' but I'm not sure. Both are more or less self-made porn stars.
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You sure know your sexy Emp.
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Neither, The one on the right calls herself 'Liz Vicious', the other could be 'Raven Riley' but I'm not sure. Both are more or less self-made porn stars.
Correct, both are. Liz is more of a Gothy-scene girl kinda deal, and Raven Riley started softcore and girl on girl, but gradually went more and more hardcore. Another good self-made star is Ariel Rebel, who now runs her own group of stars. If I remember rightly, they've all started on the lightspeed network.
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Neither, The one on the right calls herself 'Liz Vicious', the other could be 'Raven Riley' but I'm not sure. Both are more or less self-made porn stars.
i know, it was a joke. i do know that Pwncho is (most likely) a male
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Wearing my white short sleeved Scotland rugby(union) top and Combat 95 trousers.
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Those girls look good, but are a bit too thin for my tastes.
Wearing a Purdue t-shirt and jean shorts.
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Good to know that there are others versed in the depraved as I am ;D
Wearing superhero boxers, contemplating actually getting out of bed.
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Then there's the crowd at 'Virginoff' who aren't too shabby :P
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Neither, The one on the right calls herself 'Liz Vicious', the other could be 'Raven Riley' but I'm not sure. Both are more or less self-made porn stars.
Correct, both are. Liz is more of a Gothy-scene girl kinda deal, and Raven Riley started softcore and girl on girl, but gradually went more and more hardcore. Another good self-made star is Ariel Rebel, who now runs her own group of stars. If I remember rightly, they've all started on the lightspeed network.
These names crack me up. At least their name isn't Star.
I'm going to have to put porn star in one of my stories...she will be named Starrry Starr.
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All the girls on the lightspeed network use "Lightspeed" as their last name - for example, Tera Lightspeed, Jess lightspeed, etc, etc.
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Just seen one of the Lightspeed girls called.......................................................wait for it...................Dirty Aly
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Man this thread seems to enjoy sex talk...wait a second, its the sex thread :o
Anyways now that im dont with my shenanigans, im just wearing a crazy colored shirt and some cargo shorts (not exactly "sex thread" material)
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Speaking of sex talk, lets talk sex.
Sex in western culture(when involving a male of course) usually entails that a guy is going to come.
Now when a man ejaculates, it can be a very messy thing.
So the question i pose to you forumites of the sex thread is...
What is your preferred method of handling it? do you like it messy? inside or out? With a bang or a whimper?
(or for those forumites who have not yet been graced with sexual pleasures what do you suppose you would prefer?)
I have to say, personally I'm not a big fan of the pornstar fireworks show with the guy shooting all over everywhere, I'm much more inclined to finish somewhere nice and warm, which my lover is happy to oblige :-*
Wearing my superhero boxers, posting from bed after waking up yet again.
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I'm not a fan of the whole porn-movie thing where the guy shoots his load all over the girl like she's some kind of a cumbucket. Shoot it inside the condom, in a neat, nice way thanks.
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I'm not a fan of the whole porn-movie thing where the guy shoots his load all over the girl like she's some kind of a cumbucket. Shoot it inside the condom, in a neat, nice way thanks.
Yeah, not a big fan of cumshots myself. or Bukkake. Loads of semen is just gross. (and from the perspective of reality, it feels way better to cum inside of someone) I have been known to enjoy having guys cum all over themselves though, and like a true gay dude have a private ew moment and wash my hands right away. Ok, I'm also just hand-ocd.
Lots of porn things for show just don't make much sense and really aren't much fun to watch. Like certain pron-lesbians (ugh, that tongue kissing shit).
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/2I9GYNdKKev0fa395VNjwWyuo1_500.jpg)
You can tell when it's for real! like in crashpad. <3 crashpad: http://crashpadseries.com/ but maybe that's because it has my queer hero, jiz lee:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/hm/Lorelei-Lee-Jiz-Lee-Joanna-Angel.jpg)
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What is your preferred method of handling it? do you like it messy? inside or out? With a bang or a whimper?
(or for those forumites who have not yet been graced with sexual pleasures what do you suppose you would prefer?)
Couldn't say, but aesthetically speaking I derive no sense of enjoyment from seeing a guy cum all over a girl's face, or in her mouth, or anywhere really.
So it's probably not gonna happen. Also, I'm not a fan of stuff like, "oh you like you dirty slut". Or when their like "ohshitoshitoSHIIIT" yeah, really appealing to me. So yeah, most porn is just boring and tedious to me.
Lots of porn things for show just don't make much sense and really aren't much fun to watch. Like certain pron-lesbians (ugh, that tongue kissing shit).
Yeah, the idea of hot girl on girl is never as great as it sounds.
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Yeah, the idea of hot girl on girl is never as great as it sounds.
Being a girl that has sex with other girls on occasion, I can tell you it is ;P
but most lesbian porn fails
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I don't recognize the either liz vicious or raven riley. However I do recognize the young lady in the picture with jiz lee. The girl I recognize is Joanna Angel. She's kind of "punk rock" for a porn star, and has done a few projects where she directs and writes the movies. I think it's called "alt porn". I've been on the fence about wheather to become a member of Suicide Girls for about a month now, it's seriously an awesome site, but I've had a hard time justifying it to myself to pay for pictures of naked girlies when I'm broke and am effectivly buying digital naked pictures when I can find similar free digital naked pictures if I look hard enough. Suicide is based on the same idea (ie. cute girls with tattoos and piercings), but according to her, she was first.
Either, I like the whole "alt porn" thing, or at least Joanna Angel. She's cute and seems kind of smart too. At least compared to most porn performers.
As far the cumshot thing, well although you could argue that it's kind of degrading to women, it seems like it is too big of a thing to just be men that like it. Some of these girls have to like it too for it to be so all over the place. Also, as much as the hentai I've been reading, I have to say something: It's better then the alturnitive.
In pretty much all hentai, the guy's all, "I'm cumming," and the girl's all "Please! Come in my pussy!" and then he does. :( Notice how rarely this happens in western porno. It's like if gay porno still didn't use condoms for "teh buttsecks". That would be dangerous and insensitive. Too many gay men have died of AIDS. It's kind of the same thing. For whatever reason, a lot of men feel they need the pay off of seeing the man on screen ejaculate. But ejaculating in the pussy is not safe, in terms of unwanted pregnancy and STDs. Regardless of the fact that every porn star ever is probably on the pill, it doesn't send a good message. Not that what you look for in a porno is role models, (I hope ::)) but still.
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funny you should mention suicide girls, when I'm going to be here this coming saturday night:
(http://ladead.com/images/flyers/100731_clubsuicide_ladead.jpg)
you guys are welcome to join me ;P
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the guy's all, "I'm cumming," and the girl's all "Please! Come in my pussy!
well from what I've read its more like "Please shoot your hot sperm up into my uterus"... slightly less eloquent.
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Being a girl that has sex with other girls on occasion, I can tell you it is ;P
but most lesbian porn fails
That's what I mean, porn that's billed as "hot girl on girl". Not actual hot girl on girl.
I don't recognize the either liz vicious or raven riley. However I do recognize the young lady in the picture with jiz lee. The girl I recognize is Joanna Angel. She's kind of "punk rock" for a porn star, and has done a few projects where she directs and writes the movies. I think it's called "alt porn". I've been on the fence about wheather to become a member of Suicide Girls for about a month now, it's seriously an awesome site, but I've had a hard time justifying it to myself to pay for pictures of naked girlies when I'm broke and am effectivly buying digital naked pictures when I can find similar free digital naked pictures if I look hard enough. Suicide is based on the same idea (ie. cute girls with tattoos and piercings), but according to her, she was first.
Either, I like the whole "alt porn" thing, or at least Joanna Angel. She's cute and seems kind of smart too. At least compared to most porn performers.[/quote]
I have a friend who’s into alt porn stuff. I think she even tried to become a suicide girl but I unfortunately don’t get to keep up with her enough how well a lot of this stuff pans out for her.
As far the cumshot thing, well although you could argue that it's kind of degrading to women, it seems like it is too big of a thing to just be men that like it. Some of these girls have to like it too for it to be so all over the place. Also, as much as the hentai I've been reading, I have to say something: It's better then the alturnitive.
In pretty much all hentai, the guy's all, "I'm cumming," and the girl's all "Please! Come in my pussy!" and then he does.
Alternatively, “No! Don’t come inside!” but then she likes it anyway (which is a whole different container of annelids in and of itself).
funny you should mention suicide girls, when I'm going to be here this coming saturday night:
you guys are welcome to join me ;P
omg, free spankings? sweeeet!
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I had an ex who liked to swallow which was cool and all but when she tried to kiss me after, i had to draw the line.
Personally i don't care where i cum, as long as the girl is ok with where it is (unless i very much dislike her in which case ill do what i damn please)
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That reminds me of a manga I read where the protagonist ejaculated on a couple girls' school uniforms to get back at them for something.
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I had an ex who liked to swallow which was cool and all but when she tried to kiss me after, i had to draw the line.
If my lover is nice enough to swallow for me, which I love and she is not to fond of, and then she wants to kiss me, I wholeheartedly accept. I would feel intensly insulted if I did something like that for someone and then they refused to give me a kiss.
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I'd think if they do a good job of swallowing their shouldn't be much of a problem.
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funny you should mention suicide girls, when I'm going to be here this coming saturday night:
(http://ladead.com/images/flyers/100731_clubsuicide_ladead.jpg)
you guys are welcome to join me ;P
Sounds like an excellent place to get hot girl on girl action. ;)
(Um... the real kind, without the fake tits and fingernails. ) Good luck!
That reminds me. What a turnoff! I'm not a chick or anything, but I can't help but cringe whenever a girl with huge, scythe-like claws starts to finger another girl. I've only got an asshole, but I can tell you, that my orifices will continue to stay Lady Deathstrike free till the day I die, thank you very much. Last time I checked, salad shooters weren't the proper tools to perform a colonoscopy I'm just saying.
I had an ex who liked to swallow which was cool and all but when she tried to kiss me after, i had to draw the line.
Personally i don't care where i cum, as long as the girl is ok with where it is (unless i very much dislike her in which case ill do what i damn please)
Brings to mind the question of what you are doing fucking some girl you don't even like, but none of my business, I guess.
Alternatively, “No! Don’t come inside!” but then she likes it anyway (which is a whole different container of annelids in and of itself).
I know, right! I think the central conceit in hentai is you only need to wait till after you begin to do a sex act to a girl before she starts to like it. :-\
Oh you crazy Japanese! Crossing the line twice with disturbingly misogynistic sexual fantasy scene 1801. ;)
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I actually have a friend who used to be a suicide girl. she's awesome! actually a photographer herself now.
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I'd think if they do a good job of swallowing their shouldn't be much of a problem.
it's a pretty potent flavor. Swallowed or not, the taste would linger. (though transferring cum back to guys can be pretty sexy for some, I've done this with a few of my more queer friends ;P ) Either way, I like your attitude Pwncho. People should be more comfortable with their bodies and the bodies of others, sex and all that it involves, though :P
So, I've never understood why anyone would spit. Just makes an icky mess.
...and yes, CDSM, there will be free spankings on saturday. and the 'Detention room' will also be supplying two doms and five subs <3 (that means there's maybe enough sub there for me to get some spank in)
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Eesh, everyone must know suicide girls or suicide girl photographers at this point ;P
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Alternatively, “No! Don’t come inside!” but then she likes it anyway (which is a whole different container of annelids in and of itself).
I know, right! I think the central conceit in hentai is you only need to wait till after you begin to do a sex act to a girl before she starts to like it. :-\
Oh you crazy Japanese! Crossing the line twice with disturbingly misogynistic sexual fantasy scene 1801. ;)
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Well, it's not just hentai, porn in general is chock full of pseudo-rape and blackmail. At least with hentai there's a much greater chance of finding that caters to those who prefer their porn to involve people having sex due to mutual love for one another.
I actually have a friend who used to be a suicide girl. she's awesome! actually a photographer herself now.
My friend wants to be a photographer too. Wants her own business, but for now, she's stuck at Hy-Vee trying to pay off college loans.
it's a pretty potent flavor. Swallowed or not, the taste would linger. (though transferring cum back to guys can be pretty sexy for some, I've done this with a few of my more queer friends ;P )
I didn’t consider it from the flavor aspect. I figure that’s just kind of a given unless you plan on taking a bite of chocolate chip pancakes with strawberries on top before every kiss (not that this would in any way be a remotely bad idea, mind you).
Either way, I like your attitude Pwncho. People should be more comfortable with their bodies and the bodies of others, sex and all that it involves, though :P
Personally, I’ll never be comfortable with my body until technology advances to the point I can get Wolverine claws. Fuck your plastic surgery, I want metal surgery. Cuz I’m fucking metal, bitch, like a god-damn superhero in this bitch!
...and yes, CDSM, there will be free spankings on saturday. and the 'Detention room' will also be supplying two doms and five subs <3 (that means there's maybe enough sub there for me to get some spank in)
I hope you get your wish.
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I've never understood why anyone would spit. Just makes an icky mess.
Well my lover, who has some trouble swallowing, will let me come in her mouth because she knows that I love it, and then she can spit it into a tissue or something. That way I get an amazing Bj and it is not (too) unpleasant for her.
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I don't swallow.
I spit.
But to me it's not so much the taste of semen as the consistency texture and temperature. As can be expected, it's about as hot as the body so it's almost exactly like swallowing someone else's giant loogy :(. Probably because I can't separate that correlation in my head, try as I might, I just haven't ever been able to swallow it.
It's enough to make my heart go out to all those brave little bukkake queens out there, swallowing gallons of semen so the rest of us don't have to. :-[
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It's enough to make my heart go out to all those brave little bukkake queens out there, swallowing gallons of semen so the rest of us don't have to. :-[
(http://imgur.com/g3srq.jpg)
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I love that cartoon!
It's Ms Shibatta is that character that I have a fetish for mother son incest fantasies. :-*
I can't believe I just wrote that. :(
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I love that cartoon!
It's Ms Shibatta is that character that I have a fetish for mother son incest fantasies. :-*
I can't believe I just wrote that. :(
I read a book a couple months ago about a son that ends up sleeping with his mother. It was a really complicated relationship.
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I'll bet it was.
I don't think mothers should seduce there sons in real life, you understand, I just find the power dynamic hot were it's the boy who's all "I-I don't know... :-[" and a more powerful, more experienced woman is taking control.
In the context of hentai, if the writer is good enough, any number of horrible things can be made to seem sympathetic or right for the characters but that doesn't mean that it ever actually happens like that in real life.
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I'll bet it was.
I don't think mothers should seduce there sons in real life, you understand, I just find the power dynamic hot were it's the boy who's all "I-I don't know... :-[" and a more powerful, more experienced woman is taking control.
In the context of hentai, if the writer is good enough, any number of horrible things can be made to seem sympathetic or right for the characters but that doesn't mean that it ever actually happens like that in real life.
Yeah, though in this he didn't know it was his mother (well, sort of), it was explicitly an Oedipus Rex situation.
For the literarily inclined, it's "Kafka on the Shore" by Haruki Murakami, a writer whom I would recommend to anyone.
Speaking of unbelievably confessed hentai interests, I've always had a thing for older sister-younger brother incest. (well, not strictly that age dynamic, just no "older brother getting pedo for his 12-year-old sister types".
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I had an ex who liked to swallow which was cool and all but when she tried to kiss me after, i had to draw the line.
Personally i don't care where i cum, as long as the girl is ok with where it is (unless i very much dislike her in which case ill do what i damn please)
my ex was like that, after a night in Edinburgh we got home in the early hours of the morning ended up having drunken crazy sex, I thought she had swallowed but instead had kept it and then kissed me, at the time thought it was pretty hot and quickly sobered me up lol think its called a snowball.
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Furthermore - I swallow. Ain't no big thing, I think, and it's only polite. However, gargling beforehand is generally taken to be both in poor taste and unwarranted showboating.
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How do you get over the feeling like you just took a shot of someones boogers? :(
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How do you get over the feeling like you just took a shot of someones boogers? :(
Never really thought about it, I just do it, it's never really bothered me.
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I can't stand the facial cumshot endings, so if I see one beeing prepared when watching a clip, I quickly scroll down and pick the next one. Because it turns me off, and spoils the moment.
Personally, I and my girl either use a condom or keep a clean rag close by, so that I can wipe either one of us clean (depending on who's on top at that moment) The reason I do the wiping is because she ends up short of breath and zoned out of bliss 9/10ths of the time :P
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I had an ex who liked to swallow which was cool and all but when she tried to kiss me after, i had to draw the line.
If my lover is nice enough to swallow for me, which I love and she is not to fond of, and then she wants to kiss me, I wholeheartedly accept. I would feel intensly insulted if I did something like that for someone and then they refused to give me a kiss.
Yes but it was her choice. She enjoyed the flavor,etc and i did not so i made sure i told her that if she wanted me to cum in her mouth then i gladly would but i would not kiss her after due to me disliking the idea and taste of it
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She most definitely did not enjoy the flavor/texture etc. she did it because she loves me and wanted to do something nice for me.
Though I can definitely see the difference between the situations, your ex enjoyed it and did it of her own volition, whereas my lover was making a sacrifice on my behalf.
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Exactly, and i was willing to make the sacrifice for mine by kissing her sometimes, but because i didnt like it i tended to not do it more than do it.
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Sex in western culture(when involving a male of course) usually entails that a guy is going to come.
Now when a man ejaculates, it can be a very messy thing.
So the question i pose to you forumites of the sex thread is...
What is your preferred method of handling it? do you like it messy? inside or out? With a bang or a whimper?
(or for those forumites who have not yet been graced with sexual pleasures what do you suppose you would prefer?)
I have to say, personally I'm not a big fan of the pornstar fireworks show with the guy shooting all over everywhere, I'm much more inclined to finish somewhere nice and warm, which my lover is happy to oblige :-*
@Pwncho: DUDE! ;D Love your work mate.
On the question. I think I commented before that the whole thing about men ejaculating anywhere ON women is usually more of a cinematic thing than something to show the preferance of the majority of men, women or even only those who watch porn. Its about showing the event of climax together with the woman's excitement and expressions in the same frame. Granted, sometimes its obviously all about demeaning the woman but usually its a cinematic thing.
My own personally preferance, which might seem strange, is to use a condom. I love it. I can blast away inside, rip the rubber off and throw it at the bin then either rest easy or shove another franger on and keep going with no big, sticky mess for anyone. Heck, I'd find it preferable if I could have an orgasam without all the mess to worry about at all.
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are we going to see some recreations, charles?
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If anyone cares to recreate and post another challenge, I will gladly go shot for shot ;)
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I know a dom who likes cumming on a girls chest.
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I know a dom who likes cumming on a girls chest.
And fair enough they may like it in that scenario or even in general. But I tend to believe its a very small portion of the population which enjoys it compared to what you see in the porn industry where it appears to be the norm, usually for cinematic reasons. Each to their own.
I guess its a little like all the supermodels in magazines which obviously don't represent the appearance of women on average.
As for replicating photos. I think I've done all those, except for the guitar since I don't have one.
I'll see what I can do about the kilt.
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If anyone cares to recreate and post another challenge, I will gladly go shot for shot ;)
We should do a contest to see who can do the best gangsta pose.
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Well that's me out lol
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I'll see what I can do about the kilt.
Barring a kilt I'm sure you could replicate with a towel/sarong to get the same effect.
Certian other members of the forum are much more well equiped in the kilt department... and could easily replicate it... hint hint nudge nudge odd odd.
And was the bow tie one done before, because if not, thats another one you could replicate charles.
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all ready posted a Kilt pic in the Member Roster but I suppose could dig out my Kilt and do a few tie photos.
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well i suppose i could go look for my kilt but i can almost guarantee it doesnt fit anymore
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I'll bet it was.
I don't think mothers should seduce there sons in real life, you understand, I just find the power dynamic hot were it's the boy who's all "I-I don't know... :-[" and a more powerful, more experienced woman is taking control.
In the context of hentai, if the writer is good enough, any number of horrible things can be made to seem sympathetic or right for the characters but that doesn't mean that it ever actually happens like that in real life.
Yeah, though in this he didn't know it was his mother (well, sort of), it was explicitly an Oedipus Rex situation.
For the literarily inclined, it's "Kafka on the Shore" by Haruki Murakami, a writer whom I would recommend to anyone.
Speaking of unbelievably confessed hentai interests, I've always had a thing for older sister-younger brother incest. (well, not strictly that age dynamic, just no "older brother getting pedo for his 12-year-old sister types".
Ooooh, well do I have a comic for you! :P [/drywashes hands]
It's called "Elder Sister". It's got lots of nasty sex with elder sisters and completely with out yucky rapey implications in the scenes. If you like Older sister younger brother hentia. Go Here NSFW. http://www.animephile.com/hentai/elder-sister.html >:D
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Thats always one thing i never liked that much in hentai is the age differences, I dont particularly mind the storylines, but the age of the people in the story is somehting that always gets me for some reason. I've always preferred that the characters are roughly the same age, otherwise its too weird for me... thats right, age is the weird factor for me in hentai :P.
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just like regular pornography.
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I seem to remember that the general calculation for socially acceptable age differences between lovers is:
1/2 eldest + 7.
So if you're 30 then generally it's socially acceptable for you to date someone as young as 22 and as old as 46
30/2+7=22
(30-7)x2=46
If you're 20 then the range would drop to dating someone as young as 17 and as old as 26.
20/2+7=17
(20-7)x2=26
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Well, that seems... arbitrary.
Math is cool and all but I just don't know if it really should have anything with whether or not you decide to give your heart to someone or not.
In other news, does anyone know any hentai stories with a female top and a male bottom that isn't shotocon?
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Well, that seems... arbitrary.
Math is cool and all but I just don't know if it really should have anything with whether or not you decide to give your heart to someone or not.
In other news, does anyone know any hentai stories with a female top and a male bottom that isn't shotocon?
Not really. I've only seen half-aggressive girl on wet noodle guy.
Or ones that start with aggressive girl but have the guy grow a pair mid-screw and take it to the other side (which is a trend in hentai i find tiresome).
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Well, that seems... arbitrary.
Math is cool and all but I just don't know if it really should have anything with whether or not you decide to give your heart to someone or not.
Didn't say it did have anything to do with it. It's not a calculation of what age range you're likely to find someone worth giving your heart to, it's a calculation of what age difference society will generally accept before labeling you a cradle snatcher or a couger hunter. Obviously we're free to date anyone at any legal age we like (outside special professional relationships such as psychologists and their patients) but when dating outside that age range, we're more likely to cop that label... Not that we'd necessarily care if we've found someone to give our heart to.
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And that's generally only due to visual factors of old guy with college girl.
If we were elves, now, perhaps a romance of 50 and 500 would be plain acceptable.
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Depends on the maturity rate of elves. For all we know they might still be in diapers at the age of 50 *PMSL*
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I see revisionism has come into play. :P
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Now now CDSM its too early in the morning to be using big words :P
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Depends on the maturity rate of elves. For all we know they might still be in diapers at the age of 50 *PMSL*
Imagine changing diapers fro 50 years. Yuck. I'm pretty sure that's one of the circles of hell. :(
Also, it seems like the further we get from the release of Tolkein's Lord of the Rings, the younger elves get. the fellowship of the ring movie Elrond casual says "I was there when the strenght of men failed. I was there three thousand years ago." As of D&D 4th edition elves only have a maximum lifespan of around 700 years. At this rate, D&D manuals in 2050 will say "And elves are also incrediblly long lived! Some elves have been known to live to the ripe old age of ONE HUNDRED AND 2! ::)
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yeah but by that time ronin, humans will be living to like 150 anyways
btw im wearing my smurf shirt and some black cargo shorts
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Now now CDSM its too early in the morning to be using big words :P
Only by staying up until 4 in the morning can I unlock my full powers of mind.
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yeah but by that time ronin, humans will be living to like 150 anyways
btw im wearing my smurf shirt and some black cargo shorts
That was part of the joke. ;D
I picked the number I did because my very own great grandmother lived to be 104. 102 is a tiny tiny number for a supposedly long lived supernatural race. By the time you and I are old, people will regularly live to 150 like you said, if the advances in medicine we've made in the last 100 years in any indicator. In fact, after mapping out the human genome within 80 years people might no longer die of old age at all. It would really silly if elves lived to 700 years old then. ;D
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In fact, after mapping out the human genome within 80 years people might no longer die of old age at all. It would really silly if elves lived to 700 years old then. ;D
This would be an ungodly problem.
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That is definatly a unsexy thought
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I got the impression that Tolkein's elves were immortal. i.e. no age limit.
I think Feist has his elves living to well over 1000 on average before they even start showing old age. Kerr was only 500 years.
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how did the sex thread go from where we like to come to elves lifespans?
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Its the sex thread. It goes places no thread has gone before.
(http://www.elf.bajis.info/artemis/BAJI-ELF-28.jpg)
(http://www.superherofetish.com/plugs/mia-rose-elf.jpg)
(http://mygirlfriendisadm.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/tribal_elf_by_katanaz.jpg)
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Omg! Elves!
And as for aging Elves mature from an infant to preteen in about 25 years then their growth slows down to its normal rate.
Usually an elf is an adult between the ages of 120-160 depending on the race of elf.
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That is some topical sexy you brought in there Charles.
I am going out of town for a couple of days, so I will leave this thread with a possibly disturbing topic...
I just got back from my lover house(who just got back from Quebec), and we had amazing sex(twice :-*)... but heres the catch - she was on her period.
She was self conscious about the whole thing, and the first time, made sure that all the lights were off, and the next morning she had me wear a blindfold(and a pair of handcuffs for good measure).
So my question to you folks is slightly more than implied.
What is period sex to you? Weird, gross, enticing?
I will return in a couple of days, hopefully to some interesting discussion, and a whole lot of sexy(most definately does not have to be topical :P)
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I'm kind of torn about period sex.
Part of me says yeah, because I'm damn horny when I'm on my period, and the blood is an excellent lubricant.
The other side says no, because... It's really gross. Seriously. Blood and parts of the uterus lining? Yumm. That, and I always feel bloated and ugly during that time. Not to mention the water weight and pimples. Arrrgh the pimples!
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well i accidently had sex with an ex while she was on her period and she didnt notice but i had blood on my arm (not sure how) and i had to tell her it was from me because she gets really self conscious about it. annnyways, i dont like it personally because it gets blood everywhere and i dont like the feeling personally. but thats just my 2 cents
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Depends on the person I'm with if she likes it sure but if not I avoid it like the plague dont want to be rip to shreds.
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I've always wanted to do it. Not like I get turned on by blood exactly, but I always wanted to do it because it seems more intimate then regular sex, somehow. Perhaps because girls are often insecure and emotionally vulnerable during that time and someday I want to show a girl that she is a still beautiful and sexy goddess with a body worth worshiping, even when she's on the rag.
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Did it once and it was painfull, so no go when i'm on my period.
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I'm not terribly concerned, it's up to her. I've done it before, and it's different, but nothing terribly special.
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Have done it, and it isn't a major deal, but the smell of metal can be overwhelming and a turnoff at those times, and I won't go below the navel with my face.
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that reminds me of a time i was walking home and had a random bloody nose and my friend who was walking with me commented on "that irony smell" although it was outside and a few feet away
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I rather like that metallic taste of blood. It's very unique.
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It's alright in steak. But I don't think that's either here or there. :-\
Listening to Coldplay. :-*
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It's alright in steak. But I don't think that's either here or there. :-\
Listening to Coldplay. :-*
A perfect description of my sex life.
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"You know how I know you're gay?"
"You like Coldplay."
You already know I'm gay, though. :P
And I know you aren't. Does that mean you're a necrophiliac? :P
If you really do like... um... chilly girls... :-\ read this! It's sexy and it's fucking hilarous! Even if your not a necrophiliac.
http://www.oglaf.com/snowqueen/
The story continues here and here! I love this comic! :D
http://www.oglaf.com/snowbound/
http://www.oglaf.com/meltwater/
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Kinda suprised by the lack of rage in posts here, most people i know think that sex during periods is a sign of the apocolapse or something and make it their personal crusade to prevent it.
And oglaf is totally awesome.
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Well, I like girls.
Bleeding or not, they deserve a fair shake.
Perhaps the people you talked to about this were slightly further on "Women = Bad" side of the issue?
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Bleeding or not, they deserve a fair shake.
I say the same thing about babies.
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That's mean. Shaking babies is mean. :(
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That's mean. Shaking babies is mean. :(
Only to the babies.
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I rather like that metallic taste of blood. It's very unique.
The taste doesnt bother me at all, its just if the smell is overwhelming that it bothers me. Not to mention, my ex didnt taste very good to begin with and i wasnt really wanting to try it while she was on her period (during which she became very bitchy and not at all fun to be around, let alone have sex with)
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"You know how I know you're gay?"
"You like Coldplay."
You already know I'm gay, though. :P
And I know you aren't. Does that mean you're a necrophiliac? :P
I mean in general as cold, frigid, i.e. without passion or warmth or activity.
Kinda suprised by the lack of rage in posts here, most people i know think that sex during periods is a sign of the apocolapse or something and make it their personal crusade to prevent it.
Well, everyone here is kinda open-minded.
The taste doesnt bother me at all, its just if the smell is overwhelming that it bothers me. Not to mention, my ex didnt taste very good to begin with and i wasnt really wanting to try it while she was on her period (during which she became very bitchy and not at all fun to be around, let alone have sex with)
I feel like I should write some kind of poetic and psychotic ode to the smell of blood and death and the glory of battle but I'm not really in the mood right now.
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Don't forget the after-battle sex with the daughters and wives of the conquered enemy XD
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Don't forget the after-battle sex with the daughters and wives of the conquered enemy XD
I don't need their sex...I only need to hear their lamentation!
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I thought sex was implied with the whole lamentation thing. ::)
As you know, weeping makes sex soooooooo much hotter. ::)
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I thought sex was implied with the whole lamentation thing. ::)
As you know, weeping makes sex soooooooo much hotter. ::)
No, it's not taking some kind of sick and tawdry pleasure in having a sense of power over a victim through sexual violence.
It's about drawing intellectual and emotional satisfaction from utterly crushing your enemies and witnessing the despair of their loved ones at their loss.
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Well not to besmirch the great name of Arnold or anything but that sounds just as mean. The line is still super hardcore and everything, but I just think it's better if you don't think about it too deeply.
Edit: I always thought the idea was their families would be too overcome with grief to say no to you when you road into their village, perhaps even latching on to any nearest male for comfort.
Like I said much less cool if you get deep with it.
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Well not to besmirch the great name of Arnold or anything but that sounds just as mean. The line is still super hardcore and everything, but I just think it's better if you don't think about it too deeply.
Evil is all about thinking too deeply.
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I thought it was about not thinking deeply enough, like what ramifications your actions will have to the people around you in the long term.
Like, "I probably shouldn't rape this villager because she might be traumatized."
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I thought it was about not thinking deeply enough, like what ramifications your actions will have to the people around you in the long term.
Like, "I probably shouldn't rape this villager because she might be traumatized."
Oh, sure, the shallow villain might rape and pillage because the impulse grabs them.
Then when you think, "What am I doing, she's getting hurt by this?"
But you can go even deeper. Think, "What do I care if she's traumatized? I owe nothing to this person. She's of no use to me, and there's no reward for *not* raping her...so I might as well do it if it makes me feel good".
Of course, that's still rather careless and short-sighted. But in the end, evil is about complete despair and realizing that there's no point to anything, and trying to share that viewpoint with others in any way you can, for it's own sake.
It takes a lot of deep contemplation to sink that far.
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CDSM you make Evil out to be something boring and lame.
It take a huge amount of effort to be really evil. Don't you dare sell it short by trying to simplify it.
Real evil isn't so small as interpersonal violence.
Sure, there can be copious amounts of it but, thats only collateral damage/acceptable losses.
Real evil is about getting what you want any way you can.
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CDSM you make Evil out to be something boring and lame.
It take a huge amount of effort to be really evil. Don't you dare sell it short by trying to simplify it.
Real evil isn't so small as interpersonal violence.
Sure, there can be copious amounts of it but, thats only collateral damage/acceptable losses.
Real evil is about getting what you want any way you can.
Oh, I never tried to simplify it. Evil needs complexity. Why simply shoot someone when you can spin an elaborate plot to completely destroy their life and suck the metaphorical juices from them?
It's not about getting what you want, it's about getting everything you can get your hands on, preferably in a way most damaging to the people involved.
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Why simply shoot someone when you can spin an elaborate plot to completely destroy their life and suck the metaphorical juices from them?
Laziness.
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I think we are loosing the sexy here ???
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Evil *is* sexy.
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its only sexy if you eat the hearts of your conquered foe to gain their knowledge and power!!
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The only thing sexy about evil is the outfits. And you can were all the same stuff if you hang out in the bondage scene.
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Ah, but evil also has other attractive qualities. Confidence. Power. Independence and Individuality. The "naughty" appeal of the dark side.
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None of that is exclusive to evil.
Lots of sexy people are perfectly nice.
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None of that is exclusive to evil.
Lots of sexy people are perfectly nice.
Well, of course you can be sexy and nice.
But evil has numerous other perks besides erotic potential.
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I'm sure the light side has its potential as well as apart from having milk.
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yeah but they still dont have cookies
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I'm sure the light side has its potential as well as apart from having milk.
Dark side has chocolate milk.
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WHAT THE!!!
I leave you on Sexy Elves and you guys switch to Period Sex????
(simply solution: in the shower)
At least someone saved the day a bit by switching towards sexy evil.
(http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mystique.jpg)
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(http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/uploaded_images/beowulf4.jpg)
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MMMM I like bad girls. :-[
Espeshally Harley Quinn! :-*
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hmm starcraft chicks are hot too!
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i'm wearing clothes... :o
but now for something completely different:
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-peta.jpg)
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PMSL
(http://originalhoopla.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexy-demotivational-posters-c19.jpg)
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8636/sexy-demotivational-posters-b18.jpg)
(http://www.ill.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/sexy-demotivational-posters-a01.jpg)
(http://jockandballs.com/files/2009/09/naked-peta-demotivational-poster.jpg)
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Wait, why are they protesting Bullfighting in Sydney, of all places? Bullfighting isn't even legal in Australia. Bloody PETA, doesn't even know the difference between Spain and the associated countries and Australia.
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mmmmm Vegetarian chicks
(http://inchindeep.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/peta-protest.jpg)
Every Carnivore wants to eat them out ;D
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Hmmm Peta. Have you heard the story about the girl who worked at the pet shop and saw the reptiles being mistreated? She called peta and the representive said "Oh sorry, people don't really care about reptiles. Do you have any cute animals like bunnies? If so maybe you can not feed them for a while and then we can defenently get some publicity down there". She lost her faith in the organization after that.
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yeah peta is a little on the stupid side sometimes
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Peta's just a collection of eco-terrorists, hippies, and whores.
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its ok cuz hippies are fun
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Don't knock the hippies!
(http://www.fooyoh.com/_data/patpoh/images/20070917/sienna-miller-naked-hippie-01.jpg)
(http://dailybayonet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/darhan3.jpg)
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Hmmm Peta. Have you heard the story about the girl who worked at the pet shop and saw the reptiles being mistreated? She called peta and the representive said "Oh sorry, people don't really care about reptiles. Do you have any cute animals like bunnies? If so maybe you can not feed them for a while and then we can defenently get some publicity down there". She lost her faith in the organization after that.
PETA are also hypocritical - For example, they're against the use of pig insulin to treat diabetics. Diabetics like their founder and leader, who takes pig insulin multiple times a day to survive.
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...Yeah, that damn PETA buggers hu?
Anyway, gather round for something sexy:
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e120e7bb96226b7220c730dbce008d0c36032d5a_m.jpg)
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That is one sexy circle.
Wearing black jeans and one sock(don't know where the other made it to)
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just woke up so im in pjs, and i must say that is possibly the best circle i have ever seen (and ive seen some pretty good circles in my day)
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Just got back from hillwalking/Geocaching so in my Combat 95 trousers and my MCoS t-shirt.
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just finished a shower so im buck naked
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just woke up so I too am naked.
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(http://www.fooyoh.com/_data/patpoh/images/20070917/sienna-miller-naked-hippie-01.jpg)
What's between her buttcheeks?
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A egg? :'( :-\
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Or soap maybe??
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o.O just blur, maybe?.....maybe?
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O.O it must be something!
But what? OOOH WHAT!!!!!!!
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Its a cushion ;D :P
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Then why did it end up there?? o.O
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buttplug?
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Here are the other images if you can work it out from them.
(http://www.fooyoh.com/_data/patpoh/images/20070917/sienna-miller-naked-hippie-02.jpg)
(http://www.fooyoh.com/_data/patpoh/images/20070917/sienna-miller-naked-hippie-03.jpg)
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Or soap maybe??
No way! Hippies are allergic to soap! :P
But I honestly love hippies! They are fun, mellow people that love to share what they have. Just somehow avoid talking to them about politics, religion, the environment, or just about any thing else, and they are great fun! ;)
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Hippies can also be scary
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Turbofist911/HippyChicks.png)
Just another reason to love 'em even more :-*
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Just so you know I the scary the girl, the more likely I am to get a boner.
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Is it me or is that Charles in that photo? :-\ :'(
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is it her foot? looks like it in the second photo.
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I was thinking that myself. Just looked like her foot wedged in there.
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No woman can scare me!
I like scary women.
For examples, see Black Lagoon.
o.O just blur, maybe?.....maybe?
Blur is dangerous stuff, y'know. They use it all the time on Mythbusters.
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that "scary hippy" has some pretty muscular legs going on
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that "scary hippy" has some pretty muscular legs going on
That's probably to ensure her partners don't pull out too early for a 'love child' XD
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haha "Have my baby ahhhh!!!!"
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They are gonna spread peace and love if you like it or not :P
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lolz yeah flower power all the way!
i'm actually in my work clothes right now so no fun there.
but hippies can be sexxy with their clothes on too.
(http://images.halloweencostumeideas.com/sexy-hippie-vest.jpg)
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Clothes can still be fun. After all, some of the best enjoyment is derived from taking them off.
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I like it when hippie girls where diaphanous gowns and sheer and puffy tops of white coton. It makes the girs look mystical. :D
MMmmm mystical girls. :-*
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this chick looks "grooovy"
(http://candlefind.com/uploads/images/Girls/HippyChick.jpg)
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We need some opposite of hippies in here.
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but the army thing and lots of guns has been done loads of times in here.
oh and I'm not wearing a shirt anymore.;)
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yeah, the hippies really aren't doing it for me >.>
let's bring this out of the woods and back into the city?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kub0x5JCPH1qz98q4.jpg)
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Well hippies are kinda the opposite of capitalism/big buisness so...
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TGEIZhETXvI/AAAAAAAAAKU/7_HI7mwZyZU/s512/1380599846.jpg)
Also I'm not wearing a shirt either... but for some reason thats much less sexy.
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I think geeks would qualify, too
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_l3s956KGqb1qzbn4do1_400.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/m071520.jpg)
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If they must.
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TGEUjCgwlSI/AAAAAAAAAKk/hq6S22lGYZE/1485993007.jpg)
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'if they must'? *gasp* you don't like geek girls, pwncho?
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Well if you want Capatalism and the City:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/zem234.jpg)
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sorry i forgot to close my sarcasm
/sarcasm
there we go :P
But in all honesty, geek girls are not my favorite. Wonderful nonetheless but not my favorite.
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oh? So tell me then, what is your favorite?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/4555869630_5f17fbd2fe_o.jpg)
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Multiple choise? ::)
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Well thats certianly nice... but my favorite...hmmmmm
probabally some more of this beautiful lady.
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TGEiLHtX9YI/AAAAAAAAAK4/0L8-5B00V2A/s512/660157109.jpg)
She's my favorite *swoon*
Edit: Went looking for my favorite videos from years past and surprisingly they were not too hard to find.
Warning NSFW (and possibly boring for some people)
41 minutes of love (http://youporn.com/watch/193275/full-length-amateur-porn-41min/?from=search_full&pos=10)
Something a little shorter (http://youporn.com/watch/320/amateur-69/?from=search_full&pos=1)
I mostly watch porn of people who make love like I do :P Pornstars mostly turn me off.
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i'm wearing a towel and panties would maybe do a pic but my camera is broke >:(
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hmmm, convenient :P
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really not.:( have to send it to CA or NY to get it fixed.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opptvFBa4ck/STmaFoiagZI/AAAAAAAAIi8/AerOxTaim7s/s400/Cute-car-mechanics-1.jpg) how about mechanics?
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your sexy excuse is accepted ;)
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Mechanics is good ;D ;D nice dirty fun
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In the first geek picture of Akashayi's... All I saw was Super Mario Bros 3...
(http://www.esarcasm.com/wp-content/geek-lingerie.jpg)
And how does Liz Vicious keep making it into this thread? I'm sure she's been here dozens of times.
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0807/liz-vicious-demotivational-poster-1217339692.jpg)
(http://www.lizviciousxxx.net/liz-vicious/batman/01.jpg)
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@pwncho
I generally agree and pronstars / typical bad porn turns me off too. I'm sure I linked this before with a similar comment, but it's why I like things like crash pad so much: http://crashpadseries.com/
hey look, real queer sex :P (that and jiz lee is my genderqueer hero)
(http://www.jizlee.com/img/JizLee-59.jpg)
(http://jizlee.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/stark-arts/JizLee-64.jpg)
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I tend to be attracted to girls that look like her. But am far far too intimidated to ever approach them. I am always terrified they'll assume I'm a heteronormative misogynist who thinks I can "turn" them, when the truth is, I love queer culture and I love lesbians, I just think that look is really sexy.
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Heh. I think Jiz does men, but... you'll probably be the bottom. ;)
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Like I have many times intimated, I have no problem with that.
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I've seen two of her big movies which I think are held up as the best gay-lesbian pron films out there. I think it may have been a Crash Pad movie and something else.
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While waiting for my forum application to be approved i read all 180ish pages of the sex thread... and Liz never showed up once.
And i keep bringing her up because as i said
She's my favorite *swoon*
Crash-pad looks pretty awesome though i have to say, but jiz lee's eyes just dont have whatever liz's have(too much eye shadow :P)
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We may not have brought up her name but I could have sworn we'd posted pics which had, or included, her over time.
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possible, there were alot of dead links when i read through.
so at the time that i read it, i felt this thread did not have nearly enough vicious.
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Liz looks a bit young for me.....prefer Eve Ellis
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I like em young ;D ... mostly because i too am young...
But eve's eyes just dont have the same draw as liz's, at least not to me.
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TGJ-VZZRfWI/AAAAAAAAALQ/CvE95taqbqI/1969276748.jpg)
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Now what is there NOT to like about Eve?
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/99469_1283545094_123_756lo.jpg)
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Well for one, in that picture she is wearing a ball gag...and pretty much any kind of gag tuns me off entirely, like actually physically repulsing to me, probably some repressed childhood memory :o. And the bindings are cool I guess, but I personally have never really been into anything more than a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold.
Plus she's old :p
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Yeah gags SUCK!
Especially when you almost choked to death as a kid.
(not by gag!)
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-snip-
I like that whole raised finger pose. Like, "You about to get schooled" look.
Yeah gags SUCK!
Especially when you almost choked to death as a kid.
(not by gag!)
I could never do any kind of erotic asphyxiation or choking or whatever. I have an utter phobia of not being able to breath.
Electrical shocks, though, I find pretty fun. I had a pretty nice shock today.
(Cautionary Note: When told to rub down a cabinet with degreaser and hot water, don't rub down the outlet in said cabinet with the hot water rag).
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I think that I am the opposite. Electric shock is pretty terrifying to me, so bad that I have to look away when I see it on film. (Unless it is played for laughs and even then sometimes... well my according to my father my mother had electric shock therapy and was never the same, so whatever) but I really enjoy some mild choking. Mind you, only when I do it myself and only with a hand when I am... doing my thing... because the danger is so high if you use some kind of object.
I don't mind restraints at all, (including gags) as long as they aren't too tight alow plenty of circulation and don't chafe.
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I think that I am the opposite. Electric shock is pretty terrifying to me, so bad that I have to look away when I see it on film. (Unless it is played for laughs and even then sometimes... well my according to my father my mother had electric shock therapy and was never the same, so whatever) but I really enjoy some mild choking. Mind you, only when I do it myself and only with a hand when I am... doing my thing... because the danger is so high if you use some kind of object.
I don't mind restraints at all, (including gags) as long as they aren't too tight alow plenty of circulation and don't chafe.
I like the feeling of burns and shocks. Immolation and Electrocution would probably be my chosen way to die.
Only thing that would keep me away (as usual) isn't fear of pain, but fear of injury.
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unlike you guys i just want to die in my sleep...or during some huge drunk orgy
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We have electric cattle and horse fences here in Australia. So nearly every Aussie child looses their fear of electrocution growing up, thanks to kids doing the usual thing of daring each other to touch the fence... AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
But I don't think it works in any sexual situation...
(http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/pigelectricfence.gif)
EDIT: I'm sorry, I stand corrected!
(http://imageput.com/hosted/55050a191008_tiedandabusedpart11.jpg)
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never tried electircs yet, did brush against a leccy fence hooked up to the mains once though :'( and did get dared to piss on one.......just jaughed in the blokes face and told him to try it instead.
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Oh electricity scares me!
Even static shocks tend to freak me out.
Wich ends up in me getting teased by people that charge themselves and then run after me :)
I once electrocuted my arm on a conveyer belt. It was numb for a day.
So yeah, i'm pretty boring when it comes to sexgames then.
No tying up, no gaging, no electricity and definitly no dom or sub stuff.
My sexlife is dooooooooomed!
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I was the same for awhile Selan....but then again always had the taint of crazy stuff hanging over me.
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Nah i'm way to conservative and scared for that sort of stuff.
It's a trust thing you know ;)
Now back to the sexy
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/joserouse/Sailing/Kite%20Sailing/29_Sssie_one_579.jpg)
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oooooooooooooooh that looks like FUN..................as well as being sexy.
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Kite babes are HAWT!!!
Leana is a kite babe :p
But she wears this a weatsuit because it's to frickin'cold here
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So yeah, i'm pretty boring when it comes to sexgames then.
No tying up, no gaging, no electricity and definitly no dom or sub stuff.
My sexlife is dooooooooomed!
You just need to find some alternatives.
Personally, I find the idea of being tied up to be boring.
And dom/sub is completely beyond my ability to understand.
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What alternatives ???
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aw, you don't have to be into a specific fetish to have awesome sex, Selan.
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J00!!!!!
I dreamt about you three days ago!
You had send me a letter, with two cards with girls kissing and a front for a mobile phone that didn't fit mine.
WTF is up with that?
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J00!!!!!
I dreamt about you three days ago!
You had send me a letter, with two cards with girls kissing and a front for a mobile phone that didn't fit mine.
WTF is up with that?
me! Hehehe, I'd send you a front for a mobile phone that didn't fit yours if I were secretly also gifting you a nicer phone <3 (that sounds about right.). I don't know what the cards were about though ^^;
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AHA!
So you give me a phone?
Sweet, also when i read the letter my dad walked in and i hid it. Because it was seeecret.
How sexy is that?
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Watch out Selan SHE'S BEHIND JOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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She could teach me mad lovin'without whips, ropes and electricity then ;)
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I think Akashayi could teach any one that
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I could teach anyone, but I only teach certain things to special people ;)
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I sit corrected 8)
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I could teach anyone, but I only teach certain things to special people ;)
Not to weird and ackward ones??
Shoot!
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aw, Selan, I think you're special. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/dotto/icon_flower.gif)
As far as kink goes, at least for me, there's a pretty good reason pre-agreements exist. Part of what I had meant was, I'd only do certain things to people who wanted it/were really ok with it.
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aw, Selan, I think you're special. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/dotto/icon_flower.gif)
Aw man!!!!
Akasha thinks im special!
Take that forumites!!
*Awsome pose*
Now we can have sex!
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well thought you where cute from the rare photo you put up (and quickly took down) but special beats that ;)
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<--- feels left out.
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here have one of my cookies silver 8)
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cookies? I love cookies!
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TGSPN68NozI/AAAAAAAAALs/P2CPQMbWJ-0/1148801562.jpg)
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Fuck, I want a cookie badly now. Trade you for some candy?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kwifsh7pTm1qz7dr7o1_500.jpg)
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here have one of my cookies silver 8)
They're the undrugged ones right Odd?
Fuck, I want a cookie badly now. Trade you for some candy?
Now if that was chocolate, maybe, just maybe.
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How about chocolate and strawberries?
(http://www.excessmagazine.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/chocolate-covered-woman-with-strawberry-244x300.jpg)
mmmm, food and sex. *DROOL*
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mmm yes. food has such fabulously erotic possibilities. :-*
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Oh yes. So many wonderful things one can do with food. All one has to do is apply the mind to come up with something.
I think I'd get sick trying to lick off that much chocolate syrup. Though, with the right person, that wouldn't stop me from trying!
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Also to stay kinda on topic...
Wearing black slacks and a black silk dress shirt.
And for the first time ever I had my hair braided, looks kinda like a Laura Croft braid.
Oh, do we get pictures?
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What, no PB&J love?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2849631981_7965c8a7b7.jpg)
And ice cream?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WNBJQk8C0KA/S33FxLp0EZI/AAAAAAAAAQY/Blj5v_5G_L4/s640/icecream.jpg)
Now there's what I call "vanilla sex".
What alternatives ???
I mean fun sex stuff that isn't "kinky".
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I mean fun sex stuff that isn't "kinky".
Like, you know... sex!
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Ah now CDSM if it was Cheese and Jam yes but PB&J nah,
Of course it's the undrugged one's they are in the fri..............................bugger!
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So since this is the sex thread, i have a question for all you that fancy the ladies (whether male or female):
Ass or Boobs? and why?
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That's a tough call, but I always lean toward boobs, mainly for the nipples. Because other than that, they're not much different from each other -- similar shape, similar feel sometimes, and similar cleavage. Here's a nice pair, just for the heck of it:
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l63wwaNNcI1qzl911o1_500.jpg)
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So since this is the sex thread, i have a question for all you that fancy the ladies (whether male or female):
Ass or Boobs? and why?
The former. Because...well, couldn't say. Just the way I'm wired, I suppose.
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I like boobs. I don't like overly big ones though...
I don't generally like asses. Sure, a jean-covered round butt is pleasant to the eyes, but as soon as any clothing is removed I think they're pretty eww. Not to mention that shit comes out between those cheeks. Gross.
I like hips though. c:
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I would have to agree with Razzly.
Though, I am quite a fan of a woman's bare back. Not really sure why.
Also to stay kinda on topic...
Wearing black slacks and a black silk dress shirt.
And for the first time ever I had my hair braided, looks kinda like a Laura Croft braid.
Oh, do we get pictures?
Would you like pictures?
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Well it would be rude not to Silver
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Yes, Keaoden. ;P
"Tits or ass" is way too binary. I love the curves of the female form, the hips, the small of the back. I love boobs though, I'm also picky about size and shape. So between the two, I'd have to say boobs, definitely.
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It seems like a deceptively simple question but when i actually thought about it i couldnt figure out which i like more... but after some careful deliberation i do believe that I am an ass man.
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TGchj0Q4fcI/AAAAAAAAAMI/watEOEsHzD0/s640/645874013.jpg)
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Overall package. I can't decide on just one or the other.
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i had an ex that was more enticed by the bare leg than anything else
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the female form is just a beautiful thing in it's entirety.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/tumblr_kvqncd3YG91qadncdo1_500.jpg)
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I'm with Akashayi.
Edit: Oh forgot to say wearing my white Treble One Squadron logo T-shirt and black cargo trousers.
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personally i love everything about women because i am after all a hetero male. but i was curious to see how different people chose between the (usually) "sexiest" part of a woman (i know this is rarely the case but is often treated as such regardless)
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By far my favourite part of a woman's body(when given full choice) is the line that runs from her hip down to her crotch, basically where the outer edge of a pair of panties would be... I don't really know how better describe it, and I cant seem to find any good pictures of it(though I did not try too hard.)
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hm, like these?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/522404929_0754afc3d4_o.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/528929511_e3b9443897_o.jpg)
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First one is a little dark... but the second makes me squirm :-*
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I like the faces of people the most. To me it's the best part of the body. It's the most distinctive, conveys the most emotion and personality. The face is my most sexy place.
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Well us formuites arent exactly the norm though are we? ;D
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Edit: I accidentally placed this reply in another thread. Colour me sheepish. :-[
As far as body parts, I have to say that I am a face man. I know it's not popular, but I don't care. The face is the most distinctive part of a body and says the most about a person. By looking at a girl's face, I can tell if she is nice, mean, happy or sad. If a girls face is nice and symmetrical, and she has a cute or welcoming expression, she doesn't have to have a perfect body IMO.
And I love when a girl has nice skin.
As far as the rest of the body goes, here is my picks for the rest of the features in descending order:
On a girl:
1. Face
2. Boobs
3. Pussy
4. Hips and Ass
5. Legs
6. Tummy
7. Arms and shoulders
On a boy
1. Face
2. Shoulders and Arms
3. Penis
4. Ass
5. Back
6. Tummy
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Someones face, especially their eyes, is a big thing for me too.
Eye contact can be almost as intimate as sex for me, and eye contact during sex...well that's something else.
My favorite place on a womans body, no matter what body type they have(assuming they still have their legs), will always be there.
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I'd have to agree that a woman's face is the most important feature to me as well. I fully admit that I enjoy both the front and back view as well, but the face is just so much more important. Eye contact, seeing her expressions so clearly, and don't get me started on kissing.
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It all depends on the question that we are asking. If its the most important feature of a woman's body that determines attractiveness, then yeah i would agree with face. But if we are talking in a purely sexual nature(this is the sex thread after all) Porn consisting of just a pretty girls face doesn't exactly do it for me.
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It all depends on the question that we are asking. If its the most important feature of a woman's body that determines attractiveness, then yeah i would agree with face. But if we are talking in a purely sexual nature(this is the sex thread after all) Porn consisting of just a pretty girls face doesn't exactly do it for me.
I guess the question is, then, would a girl with an other hot body, but a face you consider highly unnattractive, be a "boner kill" so to speak.
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The answer is yes. An ugly face is a deal-breaker.
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The answer is yes. An ugly face is a deal-breaker.
How about you, RA? To ask a rather base question. Do you think you'd be able to "get off" on just a pretty girl's face?
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It all depends on the question that we are asking. If its the most important feature of a woman's body that determines attractiveness, then yeah i would agree with face. But if we are talking in a purely sexual nature(this is the sex thread after all) Porn consisting of just a pretty girls face doesn't exactly do it for me.
I guess the question is, then, would a girl with an other hot body, but a face you consider highly unnattractive, be a "boner kill" so to speak.
Yes, very much so.
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how about you, RA? To ask a rather base question. Do you think you'd be able to "get off" on just a pretty girl's face?
You mean like a cum shot? ;)
I don't really really know. I definitely have found girl's with pretty faces and ugly bodies (too fat, too skinny, too hairy, disproportionate) still pretty attractive enough to want to go out with them. :-\
If that pretty face was giving me a blow job, then frankly I probably would be able to get off on "just that". Otherwise I don't know what you mean. What kind of porno is just women's heads? (Except for oral sex and/or analingus)? :-\
I can and have gotten off on just pictures of "women's heads" licking other woman's pussies, however. MANY TIMES. Watching a girl suck another man's cock is not really my favorite, but it's "porn effectiveness" is alright in a pinch I guess.
:-[
If it was just, like, a girl staring at me? :'( No. That'd be creepy.
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If that pretty face was giving me a blow job, then frankly I probably would be able to get off on "just that". Otherwise I don't know what you mean. What kind of porno is just women's heads? (Except for oral sex and/or analingus)? :-\
Well, I know, for instance, desperate, generally young, males who, say, have a crush on x girl and use a (non-erotic) picture of said girl for their "special time" purposes.
I'm going to go ahead and assume you're beyond stooping to that level.
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Yes. I could fap to that. But only if it was a girl I actually knew in real life. If it was just some celebrity or something I would rather try to find real porno. Maxim has given me my fair share erections before, but mostly it's too much of a cock-tease.
How about you? Do you get off on celebrity head shots?
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Yes. I could fap to that. But only if it was a girl I actually knew in real life. If it was just some celebrity or something I would rather try to find real porno. Maxim has given me my fair share erections before, but mostly it's too much of a cock-tease.
How about you? Do you get off on celebrity head shots?
I find practically no celebrities attractive, except for a few singers.
This'll sound weird, but when I feel the need to "get off" on something, I use anime stuff.
Getting jollies off real people would make me feel like a creep.
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I prefer hentia as well, and felt largely the same way as a kid.
It's my dad's fault. He said that girls in porno are debasing themselves.
But I got over it when I didn't have access to "2D" ::) porn for most of my adult life, as it was pretty hard to find until relatively recently. I don't don't feel bad about porno for the most part anymore unless it has blatantly misogynistic overtones, like rape.
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I prefer hentia as well, and felt largely the same way as a kid.
It's my dad's fault. He said that girls in porno are debasing themselves.
But I got over it when I didn't have access to "2D" ::) porn for most of my adult life, as it was pretty hard to find until relatively recently. I don't don't feel bad about porno for the most part anymore unless it has blatantly misogynistic overtones, like rape.
Well, for me, real porn has a lot of turn-offs for me. A lot of it is pretty boring. At least to watch other people do.
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*Stares intently at Ronin* 0_0
Just kidding.
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someone's face is not exactly something that is sexually arousing most of the time. Sure general attractiveness is based upon the most prominent features of a person, and the face is basically the most noticed feature. That's exactly why (most) make-up is for the eyes/lips/face, because that is a human beings billboard of attractiveness. There is a line, which i cant seem to distinguish, between physical attractiveness and sexual attractiveness. Somewhere along that line the thought goes from "Man, she is pretty" to "I want to bend her over a table and ravish her". At least from my point of view, generally i look at someone's face and determine if they are physically attractive to me, and then proceed to oogle other parts of their body with more sexual intent.
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*Stares intently at Ronin* 0_0
Just kidding.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn0.mattters.com/photos/photos/3269587/Azumanga-Daioh-Osaka-Knife.jpg&imgrefurl=http://anime.mattters.com/2010/7/25/moyashimon-live-action-episode-3-mutou&usg=__zZVE7XHfsL4yVI911iTgKEZXlQs=&h=846&w=640&sz=44&hl=en&start=25&tbnid=A7Z-gdeIoNULaM:&tbnh=169&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dosaka%2Bazumanga%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1017%26bih%3D606%26tbs%3Disch:10,967&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=480&ei=sNxrTOrZJI-isQO5zaTjBw&oei=p9xrTIeBIYy8sQOr3LiqBw&esq=2&page=3&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:25&tx=76&ty=76&biw=1017&bih=60
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The answer is yes. An ugly face is a deal-breaker.
Just go Scary Movie status and put a bag over their face :D
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That but seems... slightly... sexist... somehow. ;)
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*Stares intently at Ronin* 0_0
Just kidding.
Now leave your mouth hanging open and let your eyes glaze over like a dead fish.
...Perfect.
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That but seems... slightly... sexist... somehow. ;)
It's not sexist... the bag discriminates no gender. If someone is ugly, male or female, the bag will be there.
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How about while wearing one of these:
(http://www.tourstravelitaly.com/Carnival_mask.JPG)
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Ohhh, good thinking, now you can tell them they look beautiful without lying!
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hmmmmmmmmm a death mask niiiiiiiiccccccccceeeeeeee :'( :-\
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or get one of the jester masks from new orleans and then you can even call them maytag without too much "wtf"
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Now there's a plan ;D
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hmmmmmmmmm a death mask niiiiiiiiccccccccceeeeeeee :'( :-\
I think it's a Venetian carnival mask, to be precise.
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hmmmmmmmmm a death mask niiiiiiiiccccccccceeeeeeee :'( :-\
I think it's a Venetian carnival mask, to be precise.
Thats what i was thinking as well.
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Yeah. Masks are scary. Not all that sexy to me...
I think it's the Uncanny Valley thing...
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Nah, couldn't work with a mask. Kind of hard when I want to see her facial expressions.
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Nah, couldn't work with a mask. Kind of hard when I want to see her facial expressions.
I think the whole reason that masks were brought up was to have something that looked nicer than a paper bag... which looked nicer than an ugly face.
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If the face is shit you must acquit.
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that's a deep proverb there.
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Nah, couldn't work with a mask. Kind of hard when I want to see her facial expressions.
Can't be great for kissing and such, either.
If the face is shit you must acquit.
If she has great tits, then you must hit.
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Nah, couldn't work with a mask. Kind of hard when I want to see her facial expressions.
Can't be great for kissing and such, either.
No, it can't. Which is a problem, because I'm really into kissing.
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No, it can't. Which is a problem, because I'm really into kissing.
well you just need a mask like this.
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TG4xdQbrEoI/AAAAAAAAANc/S6h2DCrhKao/2140742037.jpg)
I can definately see the problems with a mask like this one
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TG4zNS1kGqI/AAAAAAAAANU/0qmLlRNvWd4/1005685579.jpg)
kinda creepy... just a little.
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That last one reminds me of Jim Carry in the film Mask :-\
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That reminds me.
Anyone seen Twin Peaks? Remember the episode where Audrey ended up in the brothel, and wore a mask when her dad entered the room? x) That was sexy. (Not about her dad. Just her in a corset and a mask.)
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Only managed to see one episode of Twin Peaks missed a few in between and ost track of the plot. :'(
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That reminds me.
Anyone seen Twin Peaks? Remember the episode where Audrey ended up in the brothel, and wore a mask when her dad entered the room? x) That was sexy. (Not about her dad. Just her in a corset and a mask.)
OOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAH! RAW UNCENSORED ABUSIVE INCEST ACTION!
Bow chicka wow wow.
That show was so fucked up it's not even funny. Cool, and watchable an a surreal way, but 31 different flavours of fucked up.
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that second picture almost looks like a dude 0.0
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Maybe it is a dude, concidering the fact that the swimsute is the other way round..
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Well this is a picture from later in the shoot... might help alleviate your gender doubts.
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/THGWR8dJ9cI/AAAAAAAAAN4/i4Q8VODerto/2048366630.jpg)
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Yeah, she's kind of a butter face. That chin is so manly, if I couldn't see her pussy I'd think she was a drag queen.
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That's why I chose a more explicit photo, because yeah... she has quite a masculine face structure.
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And HUGE hands!
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IS that a Adam's Apple I see? :-\ ;)
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Many woman fetish anyone?
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Yes. Definitely. I have a fetish for many many women.
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Heh, wouldn't that just be liking women?
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Yup, unless he can't experience sexual pleasure what so ever unless all those women are present it's not a fetish.
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i totally meant to put manly but my iphone auto corrected it. how lame
but that is still a very disturbing woman and i definitely do not have jungle fever XD
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Yes. Definitely. I have a fetish for many many women.
I was going to say this exact thing the other day, but my internet failed me and I was not able to.
Curse you!
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Best Tattoo Ever:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/ShPoGMYlvEI/AAAAAAAANus/xPmWlpgiFII/s400/girls-tattoos-05.jpg)
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That is some pretty epic world boob there.
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Tattoos, Headphones, and Turntable.
Everybody say YES.
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm64/mayhem7887/6293f7a2c26970e91657a794f6a2ad4c.jpg)
Also,
(http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/TheBestDemotivationalPostersofMay120PICS_CEF5/the_best_demotivational_posters_of_may_120.jpg)
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as much as I like lemonade and breasts... I think that lemonade delivery system is just a little too odd/creepy looking o.o you'll drink all the lemonade to find there were no breasts underneath!
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I'm loving that tattoo. :-*
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The atlas tattoo is awesome :D
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Well this is a picture from later in the shoot... might help alleviate your gender doubts.
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/THGWR8dJ9cI/AAAAAAAAAN4/i4Q8VODerto/2048366630.jpg)
:-\
Old news I'm sure but... You know... I'm still not sure we're looking at someone who was born a woman... I don't think I can see an actual Vagina there and I'm wondering if the penis is just pulled tight to the side under the shorts.
*shrug* BOOBS!!! :-*
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yeah, and looking at the hands I... I think that's a dude, dude. :P ...boobs indeed
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So guys, confession time. CDSM likes jailbait.
(k, not *actually* jailbait where i live...but still under 18).
Sigh...
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Aren't you around 20 anyway? If I remember correctly, the ruling is that you can date within half your age plus 7 and it's considered socially acceptable (think I already mentioned that in here).
So does she at least qualify for that old xkcd law?
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Aren't you around 20 anyway? If I remember correctly, the ruling is that you can date within half your age plus 7 and it's considered socially acceptable (think I already mentioned that in here).
So does she at least qualify for that old xkcd law?
I'm 23, she's 17.
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23/2+7=18.5
...*meh*
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2582/4115773918_284ba906b2.jpg)
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23/2+7=18.5
...*meh*
Oh, meh yourself! If I dated a high schooler, I'd...I'd be like Scott Pilgrim! The horror!
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upon closer inspection (because i have nothing better to do) my personal oppionion is that there is indeed a vagina present in that picture
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TIHtghqfuuI/AAAAAAAAAOk/6O9fMlGhP18/2048366630.jpg)
Link to orignal for your own investigation (if you actually care) (http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TIHsjRTkcbI/AAAAAAAAAOU/szZy9Q6v_9g/s512/2048366630.jpg)
as for jailbait... it does have its own appealing qualities.
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TIHwncdziuI/AAAAAAAAAO4/8pqO4cO_cQ0/images.jpg)
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Ah, the wonder of european laws on sexual maturity... Sweden: 15, Norway 16, the Netherlands: (13 I belive but there may be some age-difference clause) Italy I think is somewhere in between the above. How is it in the UK odd?
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erm............not sure Emp most things its 18 (voting, drinking in pubs etc) but after a bit of research the age of consent is 16
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I think in Canada its 16 if the partner is within 2 years, then at 18 it no longer matters.
I do know however that in Canada it is still a federal criminal offence for someone under 18 to have anal sex.
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Yeah, where I live it's 16. Each state I guess has it's own AoC, but <18 gets the universal 'jailbait' label.
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so....the real question is....
when does she turn 18?
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Um, pretty much an entire year (11 months).
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I am way past the time where I can lust after jailbait in good conscience. Except animated women. Animated women don't count. Speaking of witch, let me introduce, Cerise from eerie cuties. HOT HOT HOT. And sooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
http://www.eeriecuties.com/
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HA! Live eerie cuties. Always a great link to it in Menage 3.
I'm surprised the doll hasn't turned himself into a boy doll *shrug*
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i met 2 girls at dragon con that enjoyed my presence etc, but they are 16 while i am 18
it isnt technically illegal (since the age of consent is 16 here), but it still makes me feel like more of a pedophile (since i have had sex with a 16 year old recently as well)
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Goddamn that's fucked up. See that's what's wrong with this country. You are 18! YOU SHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE A PEDOPHILE FOR LUSTING AFTER 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS AT 18! IF YOU CAN'T LUST AFTER 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS NO ONE ELSE CAN!!!!! >:(
The stupid paedo hunt in our society is trying to make you ashamed for perfectly natural things. Don't buy into it. It's a conspiracy. That's why Barley Legal is marketed to men in their 30's and older instead of actual, you know, 18 year old men, because it takes that long to learn how to not be ashamed of your sexuality. Or at least learn to suppress the shame you learned all through childhood, adolescence and early adulthood enough to fap to it. Unfortunately, by that time you are old enough that the age difference is enough that you probably should be ashamed of it. I FUCKING HATE THIS PURITANICAL COUNTRY SOMETIMES! >:(
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i know what you mean but for me its the whole im in college and they are in high school so they feel just that much younger (so anytime im a classification above them in age it feels "bad")
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Enough angst, more topless w/ unzipped jeans.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/stock-photo-sexy-young-woman-and-unbuttoned-jeans-28915066.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/stock-photo-young-girl-with-piercing-unzipping-her-jeans-25447804.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/stock-photo-torso-of-a-girl-in-blue-jeans-56495329.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/ist2_9524779-sexy-girl-belly-and-unbuttoned-jeans.jpg)
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good plan
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TIh6JW24uII/AAAAAAAAAPc/bvYnZXtQxqQ/s512/736064419.jpg)
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Enough angst, more topless w/ unzipped jeans.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/stock-photo-sexy-young-woman-and-unbuttoned-jeans-28915066.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/stock-photo-young-girl-with-piercing-unzipping-her-jeans-25447804.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/stock-photo-torso-of-a-girl-in-blue-jeans-56495329.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/ist2_9524779-sexy-girl-belly-and-unbuttoned-jeans.jpg)
But angsting is what I do best. ;)
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And my first GF was only 14 (a month left to 15 and legality) when she gave me my first real kiss and I was 19.5 and 6 months fresh out of compulsory army training. Though nothing sexual happened before it was legal, but she wasn't a virgin then, unlike me.
My fiancé was 15 when we started falling in love, it grew on us over roughly a year and has lasted four more since, She's now 19, I'm 25 :P
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cuddles and kisses, you guys
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/13078800.png)
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Now that sounds like a universally good idea 'kasha :P
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What about fondling and licking in denim?
(http://nellaplay.com/serendipity/uploads/cutie-nella.jpg)
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massage anyone?
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TIsvGE_p0cI/AAAAAAAAAP8/b2CHVi5a3cM/157681357.jpg)
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Wearing a pair of jean shorts and nothing else.
Feeling adventurous. And naughty. Requests?
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I think there were several shots of charles and mine that you could try to remake, Zweihander ;P
Also, I'd kill for a real massage about now
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really massage would be nice. especially since I'm not wearing anything right now.
heh nothing but jeans is totally hawt.
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Meep.
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oooh nice. :-*
well not to rewind too much but there was this one thing:
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HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE STEEL BATTALION AND A CONTROLLER
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Hey Zweihander, if you got a bowtie (or a kilt :P) there were a few that i posted a little while back that (http://www.flipsidecomics.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.msg72835#msg72835)noone else replicated... (*sob*) and i also replicated a whole bunch from the rest of the thread that you can reference if you are looking for more to do.
Also i will be back with my own sexy at some point.
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Sorry... I don't own a kilt, or even a bowtie. :( Otherwise I'd be glad to replicate.
I've looked through a bit of this thread but I'll search some more for reference pics, sometime soon. I have some ideas of my own, as well. ;)
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Pictures that won't make it to the "That Fuckin' hat" fan page - A picture of That Fuckin' Hat covering my junk.
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You mean like my ushanka pic?
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mreow time for beds and nekkid people to be in someones bed.... heh wish I was doing that actually.
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Kilt/bowtie pic to apear in this thread soon ;)
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man im gone for a few days and everyone loses their clothes!
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Decided to copy one of Smiles' older pics. (This was risky as hell, by the way. Broad daylight, trails everywhere, people walking on the sidewalk alongside the woods just barely out of sight, etc.)
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Good job sir!
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Thanks. I was nervous as fuck, but... it was fun. ;D
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I give you a 6 for artistic intrepation and 8 for public nudity
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Sweet. 8)
For the record, it involved duct-taping the camera to a nearby tree, focusing it on where I'd be in the pic, then I had 10 seconds (timer on the camera) to get my pants off and assume the pose. Did a couple test shots while clothed, to make sure everything lined up right.
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Man, I'm going to have to find some friends a camera and some woods now, aren't I.
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yes, yes you are XD
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Man, I'm going to have to find some friends a camera and some woods now, aren't I.
I'm fairly sure you can find a hundered willing volenteers on these forums...
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If Charles is still nearby I'm sure he would help.
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we could even all dress up like trees to avoid the real woods
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And, we hope you dare to show more of yourself :P
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Imma sexy!... though significantly more insulated than you Zwei :P
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TI5uk73sW3I/AAAAAAAAARA/D645JHZFcTY/IMG_1113.JPG)
This one took a while (4 sets of 10 shots) to finally get one that was even remotely like it... i guess my arms are just the wrong length.
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TI5wWtpReZI/AAAAAAAAARE/8XKH560BK_U/IMG_1104.JPG)
and i found the old "dick hat" pictures from back in the thread, and being in canada figured i would do a "dick toque" picture.(also i don't have any cool hats.)
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TI5xJUvKbII/AAAAAAAAARI/a-EfNdHU5UE/s512/IMG_1132.JPG)
I unfortunately dont have any cool video game paraphernalia for that replication... only a crap load of games.
Edit: Also for those of you who use photobucket or some other photo hosting site that keeps pulling your images, you should try out picasa web albums. 1 Gig of free storage and the only way images get pulled from your albums is if someone complains about them.
Link (http://picasaweb.google.com/)
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./snicker ...insulated. that's the first I've heard it referred to as that.
I've been using dropbox lately and it's served me well :)
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Just waiting to see what he does next.......................
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also, hm. I don't have any jeans. Just cargo pants...slacks...
oh, and different vinyl sexy pants
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And here it is! (again, surprisingly difficult, not the camera work but just keeping it all behind the skis :P)
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TI6BtNFddhI/AAAAAAAAARk/5JRfpEXkqn4/s400/IMG_1136.JPG)
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oooh, skis too! I have a nice pair of skis but they're at my dad's house back in canada.
I can't think of a non-awkward way to go and take a picture of that. lol
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Yeah, I wasn't really sure what i would have told someone if I ran into them while putting the skis back in the basement.
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ARGHHH!! a Downhiller!! dont know whats worse that or a snow boarder!! :'(
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I have cross-country skiis as well, but these were more suited to uhhh, concealment.
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what do you think mine where? ok hard to tell since they are mountaineers and have cable bindings
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I've got cross-country skis, but I prefer downhill skiing :P
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Looking back at the picture i can see that they are telemarks, sorry if i offended your skis.
And totally blanked on the sunglasses + hat :(
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Don't worry Pwncho, Odd's just an old scotsman who one day happened to sit on his claymore and have been a bit stuck-up ever since ;)
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Or you simply could of said "Dont worry he's just a grumpy old Scotsman" :P
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I'm a downhill skier as well ^^;
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Well I suppose it's not your fault if Telemarking was easy everybody would do it :P
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Copying the concept of Smiles' Steel Battalion pic. ;D
Also, new idea: Post a pic of yourself with your favorite video game covering your naughty bits. Clothing optional; face optional but encouraged.
Mine: Radiant motherfucking Silvergun. 8)
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niiiice you guys!
well playing copy cat tonight....
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Copying the concept of Smiles' Steel Battalion pic. ;D
Also, new idea: Post a pic of yourself with your favorite video game covering your naughty bits. Clothing optional; face optional but encouraged.
Mine: Radiant motherfucking Silvergun. 8)
YOU HAVE STEEL BATTALION I MIGHT JUST MARRY YOU NOW.
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Copying the concept of Smiles' Steel Battalion pic. ;D
Also, new idea: Post a pic of yourself with your favorite video game covering your naughty bits. Clothing optional; face optional but encouraged.
Mine: Radiant motherfucking Silvergun. 8)
YOU HAVE STEEL BATTALION I MIGHT JUST MARRY YOU NOW.
take pictures of this for me ;P
I'm not sure I have a copy of my favorite game on hand....being an snes game...
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I guess you will have to just post the picture sans game then Akasha :P
as for me:
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TI8QZM6tjdI/AAAAAAAAASo/Lzljh4AbojQ/s512/IMG_1158.JPG)
And another one that could be replicated... lookin at you zwei. ;)
Just a shadow on the wall :o (http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TI8Pk9TAxfI/AAAAAAAAASg/uHs6nsIMCC8/s512/IMG_1176.JPG)
Edit: broken link
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Hmm, that "shadow on the wall" pic could be fun... will do it when I'm feeling awake again. x_x Nice copycatting, both you and Smiles, btw. ;)
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I could go try to find my snowboard but now that i know odd wont like it whats the point XD
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You heard emp, don't care what odd thinks.... DO IT!
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LOL DOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Zearth!!!! the Forum demands it!!
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And here's a picture of a potentially new favourite sex toy/torture instrument for mine and my fiancé's S/M sessions:
(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/Emp_Dragon/DSC00072.jpg)
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a pen?
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just take off the nib and use the feather
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still wondering how its more of a sex toy than sat a BIC pen?
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because BIC pens are not that great for tickling...
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Says you ;P
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not nearly as great as a feather would be, though. But I'd be too tempted to use the nib portion ;P You should try one of those pinwheel things too, Emp
Other feathery thoughts... I had a friend who had his back pierced with a bunch of feathers during a session. That happens often enough.
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As a writer, I know very well the potential of the pen for torture and eroticism.
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Wearing nothing but my bedsheets again.
G'night you sexy folks.
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in black cargo/combat trousers and my Avro T-shirt
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Here's my attempt at copying Pwncho's "shadow on a wall" pic... Took me about 20 tries setting up the lighting and the camera angle. x_x
Also, posing with a cosplay prop sword. 8)
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unfortunately i dont have a sword anywhere near that size.
Now if we could just get some of these other forumites naked too...
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I've done my time and my re-up papers are missing :P
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a forumites job is never done Odd! especially in the nekkid department.
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and here's me thinking 3? was retirement age in here lol I'll see what I can do for you crazy lot.
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Something to talk about(blatantly jacked from another forum).
Your worst sexual/intimate moment that you can remember.
Mine would have been, oohh probabally 8 months ago, when me and my lover were full on into it when I felt that certian tingling... so, trying to be all manly and assertive (which I am most certianly not) I flipped her onto her back and took her from behind... well i was about 4 seconds in when I felt one familiar feeling and one new feeling... Just as I had started to come, the condom split apart like bomb had gone off. We had both fantasized about one day having unprotected sex and being able to have me come inside her, but at that moment, in a daze of pounding ecstasy and heartwrenching fear I tossed her off of my cock and straight into a wall... The look on her face was one i hope never to see again, as she frantically thought of ways to rid herself of what she so eloquently called "spermies".
Worst sexual moment I have had, also one of the scariest moments of my life.
Everything turned out fine Btw. ;)
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Well damn, I have a bunch of pics I need to be taking of myself, it would seem. Thankfully I have a tripod. But not now. Have to wake up too early in my mind to take the time to get them all right.
And since is the theme of the thread, wearing absolutely nothing.
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I think we've had similar discussions here. Charles still wins this one with his masturbation story which maybe we can get him to recap again.
Worst in what way, Pwn? I mean, I've had really boring lovers and sometimes anal just doesn't work out due to tightness(but I'm a giver not a taker and rather talented if I do say so myself)... before but nothing so... dynamic. That I can think of right now. Sure, sometimes there are position issues....accidental penis tweaks... heads hitting walls while goin at it. Not enough lubrication. Eh... I almost have to think my sex life is boring with how little goes terribly wrong, but that's the opposite of true. ^^;
I've dealt with broken condoms before. Just not the type to freak out. (I think I suffer from ataraxia like slevin in lucky number slevin, if anyone gets that reference)
40$ and the morning after pill and it's not so bad.
On a similar note... Heterosexual sex without a condom is amazing, and if you're in a monogamous relationship, you're both clean and your girl can go on birthcontrol... it can be quite worth it. ;P
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Mayby you dont have a worst, its possible you are just that lucky.
I do remember reading Charles' story, with his remake picture included... that was definitely a "worst moment"
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The tip is brass, not gold, and I'll most certainly be using both ends in concert to make the most of the nights :P I'm neither dominant nor submissive, but I have to confess to a sadistic streak, and my fiancé compliments that streak nicely, and bondage is a nice means to an end... ;D
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Found this denim kitty-ear hat from about six years ago in one of my dresser drawers. (I designed it, my incredibly awesome seamstress grandma sewed it.)
For the hell of it, I'm wearing it right now, and nothing else.
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4002/kittyhat.jpg)
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Ok so I got "dragged" back into recreating Forumites photos here is mine in my Kilt and bow tie and one other I decided to do for the fun of it:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP1433.jpg)
And the other in my Combat 95 desert pattern shirt
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP1432.jpg)
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Put your shirt on there are children present...nahhh
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Very nice sir, good return from retirement.
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Oh! and masturbating in the bed once, got to the "point of no return" and made a dash for the bathroom since I hadn't brought a small towel or anything in with me. Stubbed my right little toe on the bathroom door frame hard enough to make it bleed... Try jumping around on one leg, shouting and gripping your foot in pain as you bleed and cum all over the place *PMSL*
At least it was the bathroom tiles and not the carpet *LOL*
I present you with this re-enactment until I can get off my arse and replicate the other photos (damn I need a shave)
(http://users.tpg.com.au/wilki/aDSC_0282.JPG)
The recap. And Struth! Some awesome photos.
Well done guys. Keep up the sexy!
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Well, I decided to break out the camera and copy some of these pics that have been posted.
Couldn't decide on a favorite game, so I just went with the rarest one I own.
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Don't own Steel Batallion (yet), but I have this.
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And my final one for the night, something about a joystick? How about a full flight stick?
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Ok maybe I should of put up a warning with my photos.
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Haha and what sort of warning would that be
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well its too late now so why tell you :P
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I think the thread title is warning enough, it says sex thread not sexy :P
and VS, nice replications, are those your first foray into the deep dark hole that is the sex thread?
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Yes, indeed they are. Now I just need to go get myself a kilt.
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ooh that'd be totally hawt ^_^
i'm wearing clothes...OMG! :o
::)
;) i'm wearing a blue jean skirt and a horizontal striped shirt. (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs319.ash2/59908_151828478182646_100000664837566_320515_482100_n.jpg)
anyone for a good massage? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjUnbJW2kM&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjUnbJW2kM&NR=1)
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I had a thought today, and decided it must be shared, in picture form. Yes, another pic of myself, but I don't think this one's been done by anyone before. And you get to see what I was working on during the summer, too!
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OMG!!!!! That's very SEXY!!!!!
Hmmmm... falcon..........
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hmm dont think I will be recreating that one. besides the stuff I "Fly" are covered in castor oil and liable to do myslef some damage on the props :-\
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Well, it doesn't fly. 5000+ pieces of legos are surprisingly heavy.
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How long did it take you to gather all those pieces? how many generations of lego pieces are there present in that falcon? Or is it a kit?
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It's a kit. I bought it earlier this year when I heard that they stopped producing them. Already missed out on the Death Star II one, so I wasn't going to miss this one. I wish I had that many pieces in the appropriate colors and the skill to assemble them without instructions.
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Ok, I didn't know they made kits that big...
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I think this is the largest one they've ever done. The Death Star II and Star Destroyer ones are both just over 3000 pieces each.
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Still it's massive! how detailed is the interrior?
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It's not at all, except for the cockpit, which has some detail and room for 4 minifigs. It's part of their Ultimate Collectors Series, they're more showpieces than anything else. Though, having them at minifig scale would be epic.
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Decided to take this photo on a whim. The T-shirt and Beam Katana (modified Force FX lightsaber) are from my Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) cosplay.
STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE!
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heh nice toys.
mm speaking of toys someone I know sent me some pics I'd like to share:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs215.ash2/47842_466677225855_618715855_7001834_4406544_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs434.snc4/47742_466677725855_618715855_7001852_1880253_n.jpg)
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Oh, snap. O_O
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anyways it's really time for nekkid me to go to bed now. wish i had a bike like that.
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:'( :'( :'( :o
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:'( :'( :'( :o
inorite?
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Steady in the saddle :P
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This is what mechanical engineering degrees are really for.
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I wasted my time with my aircraft engineering degree, should of done a bike course instead
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Hell yeah!
Though I'd need some mechanical engineering expertise for a non-sexual invention...
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Just take it up a notch and put it in a car
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no no there are enough car accidents already with out orgasm accidents. ::)
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Just take it up a notch and put it in a car
blow jobs while driving is a pretty common practice.
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i know that in BC, blow jobs while driving are a traffic offence known as "crowding the driver" which is punishible with a minimum fine of 100$ up to a maximum of 2000$, and if the court deems it necessary there can legally be up to 6 months of jail time for the driver... Btw its amazing as long as you dont get caught. ;D
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It's time for erotic madlibs:
Last summer, my friend Ron Jeremy got a job at the bootylicious Pastry Shop. For the first few weeks, he pounded the floors, teabagged on the shelves, and unloaded sixty-nine-pound sacks of flour from the delivery trucks.
Finally, Megan Fox, the owner, told Ron Jeremy that she would teach him to make bread. “Now, pay attention, Ron Jeremy,” she said deliciously. “I'll make the first batch of dough. Then you can make the next batch while I go to the strip club.”
Poor Ron Jeremy! He had a habit of letting his third leg wander. When Megan Fox left for the strip club, he started to mix the ingredients. “Let me see,” he said. “I think she put in over nine thousand packages of yeast.”
A short while later, the dough started transforming into tentacles. It kept on transforming into tentacles. Ron Jeremy tried to cover it with a(n) raging stiffie, but the dough wouldn't stop transforming into tentacles. It was everywhere! “What can I do?” thought Ron Jeremy.
Just then, Megan Fox returned from the strip club. "Ron Jeremy!" she screamed. “What have you done?”
“It's not my fault,” cried Ron Jeremy. “The dough just started transforming into tentacles and wouldn't stop.”
Megan Fox had to let him go. Now Ron Jeremy has a job making orgasms. I don't think he'll ever eat bread again, let alone make it.
That worked out surprisingly well.
Find them here: http://www.eduplace.com/tales/
Let's see your own!
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Now Ron Jeremy has a job making orgasms.
It's funny 'cos it's true.
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;D
i'm not wearing any pants panties or anything at all on my lower half. ;)
still got my shirt and shoes on... hmm would i get service at the store? lol
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I'd serve that ;)
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we stopped at a TA on the way home once and I kept calling it the "T and A" and under that it had a sign saying "service here"
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tonight I'm not wearing pants or socks or shoes.
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;D
i'm not wearing any pants panties or anything at all on my lower half. ;)
still got my shirt and shoes on... hmm would i get service at the store? lol
At least you'll get a discount...
I wish I could do the same...unfortunately most people woud projectle vomit....
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ohh, a new comer. care to put your statement to the test? ;D theres plenty of material to replicate.
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ohh, a new comer. care to put your statement to the test? ;D theres plenty of material to replicate.
If you want to die from dehydration due to excessive vomiting then alright....
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many have made that claim before, none have lived up to it.
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many have made that claim before, none have lived up to it.
What kind of 'material' are we talking about here....? ¬¬
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Well, look through this thread, there's anything from hats to music instruments to video game stations/controlers hiding private parts. About the only thing no forumite has done so far is full frontal, but I think that might be partially due to the inavailiability of image hosting sites for those kinds of images.
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You cant forget the Kilts Emp lol
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Well, look through this thread, there's anything from hats to music instruments to video game stations/controlers hiding private parts. About the only thing no forumite has done so far is full frontal, but I think that might be partially due to the inavailiability of image hosting sites for those kinds of images.
Oh wait a shame..
I dont have a camera....
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Oh wait a shame..
I dont have a camera....
Convenient...
About the only thing no forumite has done so far is full frontal
I wouldnt be too sure about that... if you look carefully back through the thread, there is a bare aussie in there.
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Oh wait a shame..
I dont have a camera....
Convenient...
About the only thing no forumite has done so far is full frontal
I wouldnt be too sure about that... if you look carefully back through the thread, there is a bare aussie in there.
Would that be a boy or a girl?
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I guess you will have to dig back and find out for yourself, amazing sexiness like that doesn't come easy :P
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I guess you will have to dig back and find out for yourself, amazing sexiness like that doesn't come easy :P
Hell no I want the sex of the person first...
I had enough of looking at men's shlong when I used o shower after rugby...
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well you better not look back then...............................................
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Listen to the Odd, for he is wise and know many, many threads.
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I'm wearing this shirt just now: (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs353.snc4/41672_100000664837566_6171_n.jpg)
one word game inspirational photos:
(http://www.bikinicantina.com/images/beer_pong_odya.jpg)
(http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/beer_pong1.jpg)
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6S8Wo0whLe30wsLw8uKhKiD0kbCb5e9XJidw-KcA5E1XTVas&t=1&usg=__Rm-fSeRlw6WAEJCupwte8WgAi9o=)
(http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/beerpong-1.jpg)
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCKLEd0h-xPrbXHsoyk9NRdYYA_FEY3bp1u9XvpS_H1_uhG8E&t=1&usg=__SDxkAZjgksfXA7_zQJut5k2hZBA=)
and maybe some jello pool pong later? (http://www.premiumposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/floating-beer-pong-table.jpg)
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Listen to the Odd, for he is wise and know many, many threads.
:o Bluddy hell! some one called me wise!!!
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Listen to the Odd, for he is wise and know many, many threads.
:o Bluddy hell! some one called me wise!!!
I'll take their word for it! ¬¬
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so no sexy pong pics? how about school girl looks?
(http://images.sexycostumes.com/sassy-school-girl.jpg)
(http://images.sexycostumes.com/pink-school-girl-costume.jpg)
(http://images.sexycostumes.com/plaid-sexy-school-girl.jpg)
(http://images.sexycostumes.com/fook-mi-fook-yu.jpg)
actually i wouldn't mind having this costume:
(http://images.sexycostumes.com/school-girl-jacket.jpg)
and who ever said girl scouts weren't made of real girl scout cookies? (http://images.sexycostumes.com/sexy-girl-scout.jpg)
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Those are some... umm... interesting pics you've found there, Smiles.
I certainly wouldn't mind seeing you wear something like that! ;D
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well yeah. it's cute and stuff.
I'm currently not wearing pants. ;) ;D
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That's a state of dress I can definitely approve of. ;)
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we had a sexy schoolgirl suicide girls club night here not too long ago... ;P
I love los angeles
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Have to visit you one day! But my new computer takes precedence :P
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we had a sexy schoolgirl suicide girls club night here not too long ago... ;P
I love los angeles
I wish I had something like that...
But I live in Cornwall! Borin place!
I hate Looe! :( :( :(
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i'm wearing a green longsleeve breast cancer walk shirt and pants and socks and underthings... i really very dressed right now. sucks to be sick :(
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Aw. :( *hugs* Get well soon!
I'm just wearing a "this is my boomstick" Army of Darkness T-shirt, and some red/black/yellow plaid boxers.
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It does indeed suck being sick, but you have to do what will help you get well, as much as you don't like it. *hugs* Get better soon, so you can go back to your nekkid ways. ^_^
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well it's October 1st! the beginning of national breast cancer awareness month! so I thought I'd make it memorable!
SAVE THE BOOBIES! (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01350/largest-breasts_1350660i.jpg)
(http://www.beautyden.com/news/pics/big-breasts.jpg)
(http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u15/Large_breasts1.jpg)
(http://bilder.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2009/09/29/german-breasts-getting-bigger/breasts__13494345__MBQF,templateId=renderScaled,property=Bild,width=465.jpg)
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OMG!
200 pages of sexy!
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well and clothes.
;D
I'm wearing a red shirt with a deep v-neck and jeans. :-*
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in a pair of faded black jeans (yes I know its a shock me not being in combats) and my beige Captain Caveman T-shirt.
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I am not wearing pants.
Also, breast cancer is a big deal. We definitely need to save all the boobies we can.
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As I don't wish to be left out and everyone has already posted their pics- Here is a pictur of me!
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/pphilipp/hunk.jpg)
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mreow? 8) i'm wearing my show me the bunny t-shirt and socks. that is all.
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about to get hot and wet and naked...
...in the shower. busy fun times again tonight!
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I'm wearing my pink Hello Kitty bathrobe, with matching white-pink hello kitty underwear - and then my babydoll sleeping top from Vintage Stories. Good morning!
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Good morning gorgeous ;)
I'm wearing black jeans, light green-grey t-shirt with a scout camp print, socks, boxers and engagement ring ;D
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Nice to see that the majority of women on here are very 'receptive'.
However despite my innate sexiness that is not a pictue of me...
instead this is a more realistic representation
(http://i1037.photobucket.com/albums/a452/Dan_Druff_Bolton/straddled.jpg)
and yes before you ask that is a pair of women's legs on my head..
and no I didnt sleep with them....
:P
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Nope. Still not puking... another unbased claim from someone who has too little faith in themselves.
chin up man... you look fine, mind you not on the level of stunning Razzly beauty, but very few fall on that level.
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:-[
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Nice to see that the majority of women on here are very 'receptive'.
However despite my innate sexiness that is not a pictue of me...
instead this is a more realistic representation
(http://i1037.photobucket.com/albums/a452/Dan_Druff_Bolton/straddled.jpg)
and yes before you ask that is a pair of women's legs on my head..
and no I didnt sleep with them....
:P
Wow! That's one hairy chest! You must be Irish or Eastern European. Cute Smile, though. :-[
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Nice to see that the majority of women on here are very 'receptive'.
However despite my innate sexiness that is not a pictue of me...
instead this is a more realistic representation
(http://i1037.photobucket.com/albums/a452/Dan_Druff_Bolton/straddled.jpg)
and yes before you ask that is a pair of women's legs on my head..
and no I didnt sleep with them....
:P
Nah 100% British....
XD
Wow! That's one hairy chest! You must be Irish or Eastern European. Cute Smile, though. :-[
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random sexy installment! I want one of these:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/3/tumblr_kwg3kpBUJk1qzl1soo1_500.jpg)
I would take such good care.
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male/female/no prefrence? ;D
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random sexy installment! I want one of these:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/3/tumblr_kwg3kpBUJk1qzl1soo1_500.jpg)
I would take such good care.
I assume you mean the girl with her mouth open and not the man with no head?
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:-[
He's telling the truth as most hetero or bisexual males would see it ;D
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:-[
He's telling the truth as most hetero or bisexual males would see it ;D
And us girls, too.
And of course I want a cute chained girl ;P ( basically see myself as the dude with no head, lol )
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No "head"! I see what you did there. :P
She is quite cute. But I didn't say anything because everyone already knows how much I think Razzly is cute. She's even hot for a dead body; apparently. :P
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Wait, the man, the woman, the corset, or the chain?
BTW I've returned (cue squees). Now convince me I should never leave again. (in a sexy way)
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Well, because we bring a new meaning to sexy as a collective :P
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not in a sexy way...YOU WILL STAY BY DECREE OF ME!!!
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I have returned, you jostling jamboree of jackanapeses!
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Photo montage illustrating appreciation for my favorite video game development team, Treasure.
...
Yeah. I was bored. (Didn't include Radiant Silvergun since I already used that one for the short-lived "cover your junk with your #1 favorite game" trend.)
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I must have missed that trend. I'll have to find my favorite game... after I work out what it is.
hmmm. Vandal Hearts, Rock and Roll racing, Vigilante V8 or Absolute Zero?
(why do I like the underdogs so much?)
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I must have missed that trend. I'll have to find my favorite game... after I work out what it is.
hmmm. Vandal Hearts, Rock and Roll racing, Vigilante V8 or Absolute Zero?
(why do I like the underdogs so much?)
It involves leaning up against a door of some sort with your pants somewhat down, holding the game over your crotch with some kind of suggestive/smirky look on your face. Good ruck!
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I have a PS2 game called "The Seed"
*PMSL*
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I have a PS2 game called "The Seed"
*PMSL*
Hahaha. Yeah, I was going for euphemisms with Dynamite Headdy and two copies of Bangai-O Spirits down there, too.
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My favorite is the pic in the bottom left. I will have to get around to replicating some of those when i get the chance.
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I have a PS2 game called "The Seed"
*PMSL*
Unfortunately my favourite game has a case that is too small to hide my pubic hair...
therefore still no picture from me.... '_'
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Unfortunately my favourite game has a case that is too small to hide my pubic hair...
therefore still no picture from me.... '_'
Have no shame in your pubes. They are there.
My favorite is the pic in the bottom left. I will have to get around to replicating some of those when i get the chance.
Sweet. Have fun. ;)
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I've been in my boxers all day. >.> If even that. Being home alone rocks 8)
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Here's something you darlings can reproduce. I've been experimenting with some self ties for my halloween costume this year. Apparently, just about as good tying myself up as I am others ;) [ego, boosted]
This is just a quick test of the first (top) half of the corset I'm going to be tying for a necromancer costume. The rest will be a black rope corset and some leather armor on one shoulder and my hips, a loin cloth, scrolls and sexy boots. er, and my tits will be covered up somehow. If I have time, going to fabricate a staff, too.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/censoredpentatie.jpg)
God, I love Halloween.
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hmmm might not be able to do that with my absieling ropes, nice work by the way ;)
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:-* :-* :-**GASAM* :-* :-* :-*
OK... I've got to find a way to try this one... But I don't have rope *CRY*
I'll figure something out.
P.S. Love the use of stars to censor...
P.P.S. This reminds me. I better check out what party/concert Churba was inviting me to on the 30th and get back to him... And not forget a certain package ;)
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CROOKED!
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I could maybe give a little how to on how to tie this one? Either way, going to show off the rest of the costume as it comes together too, for sure.
The Punxie (not sure if I spelled that right) concert? Much appreciated Charles ^^
And Pozf, did you just call my tits crooked? ./smack
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Well... those too, but I meant the pentagram. :p
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yowza!
I dont think i can replicate that one, as i certianly dont have enough rope(at least nice rope) and have no clue how to tie anything that dosn't involve lashing or sailing.
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But why the nipple censoring? It's not like those who find their way here aren't through and through sexually corrupted already :P
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that is 60 ft of treated hemp rope <3
and the nipple censoring is because only special people get to see my nipples just like that.
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Well, that' at least is a reason that makes sense; the exclusiveness is important ;D
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plus there are a few that have not been corrupted yet that have just joined Emp (this took me ages to type due to a few ales)
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Wait wait wait wait where's the picture? Did I miss it? DID I MISS THE AWESOME SEXYNESS????
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Scroll up?
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Oh, there we are. The pictures weren't showing up before and I thought maybe they'd been taken down.
Whew!
BTW, if anyone's interested I currently just have a blanket wrapped around myself, not wearing anything else. It actually feels really great - it's such a soft, warm blanket!
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And Odd, I'm working on that bit :P
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I thought you would be Emp keep up the good work ;)
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and the nipple censoring is because only special people get to see my nipples just like that.
What you mean your nipples arent bright red and star shaped?!!? sigh another fantasy ruined.
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and the nipple censoring is because only special people get to see my nipples just like that.
aw, Selan, I think you're special. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/dotto/icon_flower.gif)
I think we have a winner here guys!!!! [/pose]
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are you still going on about that Selan? lol
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Fair play, I do think Selan is special ;)
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are you still going on about that Selan? lol
Are you kidding me? it's the best thing that ever happened in my life!!
Fair play, I do think Selan is special ;)
:-*
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Happy halloween guys, here's the remains from my costume last night:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/postgrimmrope.jpg)
Of which there will be more tonight. The party hasn't ended....
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sounds and looks like you are having fun akashayi..................keep up the good work ;D ;) 8)
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I'm wearing my new TEC enabled t-shirt.
Its so awesome, it has pockets made into the shirt, one on the chest and one on the bottom right side.
Even has holes out the back of the pockets for running headphone wires under and through the shirt.
Plus they are ultra comfy.
Oh, on the back collar it has these little loops for holding earbuds in place and out of sight.
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if not this weekend then most certianly the next, i will bombard this thread with my sexy pictures!
but for now, sleep time...
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still recovering from the last weekend/week, myself.
Good times ;)
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*groan* recovering from fever... although I guess thats not something sexy which this thread requires... Maybe I need a nurse?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Freefreq/Nurse/images/Nurse4.jpg)
P.S. sorry I didn't catch up with Churba, Kashi. We'll get around to it... when my head stops pounding.
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*groan* recovering from fever... although I guess thats not something sexy which this thread requires... Maybe I need a nurse?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Freefreq/Nurse/images/Nurse4.jpg)
P.S. sorry I didn't catch up with Churba, Kashi. We'll get around to it... when my head stops pounding.
S'cool, Can't have you out catching your death, being well later is more important.
P.s - The Band Says G'day, and sends get-well wishes.
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So my lovers birthday present came in the mail and i figured i would post a little sexy for you fine forumites before i give it to her tomorrow.
so without further adieu... Me and my giant black cock!
It's big! (http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TNjw3Em6YqI/AAAAAAAAAVI/St2KH5ADxcA/s640/IMG_1197.JPG)
It's huge! (http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TNjxBvVGPrI/AAAAAAAAAVU/_Zoj6e7DFbQ/s512/IMG_1216.JPG)
It's thicker than my wrist! (http://lh5.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TNjxRgR2ibI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/_TbdQjLw_ww/s512/IMG_1226.JPG)
heres hoping that she will enjoy it :-*
and hey, if anyone wants to replicate this one... if you got it flaunt it ;)
Didnt have time to take all the photos yet, and I am going to be busy with "School work" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty:_Black_Ops) for the next little while, but heres the pile of video games i rounded up for replication of zwei's pics.
Games! (http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TNjxlvwvjTI/AAAAAAAAAUg/OsLvdoZ7fYk/s512/IMG_1230.JPG)
Stay sexy you guys. ;D
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I'm wearing blue jeans and a purple hoodie that zips... ::)or unzips in the front. ;D ;)
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a grey T-shirt and my black combats/cargo trousers
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I was wondering how some of you had such a ridiculous post count. Until i found this thread that is...
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Its is kind of an addictive place to post in. Although the "LAST POST WINS" thread is pretty bad for that stuff too. I think there's a few others that tend to attract posts too.
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the Guess who's next one is the biggest, also the spammiest, that's where the vast majority of posts are.
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True. But i find that threads with "Sex" in its name will often attract a lot of attention... I wonder why?
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have not been feeling particularly sexy recently :-\ but here's what I'm wearing my short sleeved white Scotland rugby top and my black combat/cargo trousers
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I've been having too much sexy lately, and too many adventures...so much so I can't keep up with it all in this lovely thread ;)
Pwncho, a giant cock is a great thing to give a girl. At least, I'd hope so. I would take a giant cock, and wear it myself!
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/3/tumblr_lb9wrziORo1qcucr8o1_500.jpg)
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i'm wering a thin nightie with lace trim on the collar and short sleeves and nothing underneath.
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Wearing nothing but an OD t-shirt on my newoly showered body fresh home from the battlefield of a double-sided exercise.
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i'm wearing a white sox t-shirt and sister's black pants
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still not feeling sexy (please help!!) still suffering from a cold :( that explains why I have not been here recently.
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I'll send the mobile unit.
(http://www.zoobie.com/images/CD/015668507525.jpg)
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Roll out, roll out!
And hah, yes, it's here in california where we keep all the love.
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slaveduties.com (http://slaveduties.com)
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Appropriate to the comic discussion? ;P
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/4/tumblr_l0kzimb8C21qawx1so1_500.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/4/tumblr_kxqvmhMIIl1qb4d0zo1_400.jpg)
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i wish i could feel sexy... but the tail end of of school has drained me(still is)... looking forward to holiday sexytimes though!
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TOyvRg5_v1I/AAAAAAAAAV0/YcZ4ID3K20s/s512/1887934207.jpg)
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More appropriate to the comic discussion?
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/204/4/3/Real_Men_Like_Squid_Girls_by_chowgood.jpg)
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(http://www.rockpapercynic.com/strips/2009-05-29.gif)
So, I hear Charles wants to know which one of you 'pays the piper' the most? :P
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Well i've been playing the piper quite often as my beautiful lover recently got herself a new boyfriend... so im off the menu :(.
though i do have a lot of free time on my hands, so now i can do things like draw for Brion's crazy contests!(to the very limited extent of my ability)
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TQsWXmoBIDI/AAAAAAAAAWs/TDSQ5ehEwNY/Copy%20of%20Scan0001.jpg)
have a merry xxx-mas everybody!
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Nice. Here's another sexy Christmas photo:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/190494/80441859.jpg)
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sexmas is gone, but the sexy must remain!
I figured i would give a link to you sexy folks that enjoy some story with your sex.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/1592257/Pornotopia
pretty much my favourite adult comic i've ever read, the art style is just wonderful, as its still cartoony without moving into the realm of rediculousness(proportions/bodily fluids) as a large portion of hentai/adult comics do.
does anyone else in this thread have a favourite adult story/gallery/picture/video, one that you can rememember viewing more than 5 minutes after the fact?
If you cant find it on the interwebs, mayhaps a quick description of what made it memorable for you.
c'mon sexys lay your favourites out!
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I liked pornotopia okay. I felt sad for the girl till she got together with the other one. The storytelling was actually pretty great; especially for a porno comic.
Thanks for mentioning that. It brought back fond memories. :-*
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If you want 'memorable' might I reccomend Closed Hospital?
I won't link to it...its by Shintaro Kago
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RmGVy3ja9M4/Sik3rQ8BX2I/AAAAAAAAAoA/QqFopGXop2Q/s320/Sexy_New_Year.gif) (http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2356462module13249130photo_1269401219happy-new-year.jpg)
I'm wearing my new bears sweatshirt hoodie, my bears baseball cap, blue pants, and Christmas socks that say jingle bells on them.
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wearing superhero boxers and fuzzy socks ;D
goodnight my sexies
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Wearing Khaki combat/cargo trousers and a beige T-shirt
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jeans and a Nintendo t-shirt
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wearing a black t-shirt with the year "2000" written on it in red and "Arizona jean company" in white.
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company uniform... I need to find my sexy. Went missing sometime over what was supposed to be the holiday season but ended up being the work overtime season :-\
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just socks
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wearing my kilt for burns day.
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Just my Australian flag boxers, and running hanging out in the heat, with a firepit going - We've made a barbecue out of an old tractor Plate and some mild steel, over the firepit. We're cooking lamb for Australia Day, natch, and drinking beer.
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I'm wearing a black t-shirt with a smiley face light color wheel on it and tight blue jean shorts.
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Yellow sweater ("Chicago" printed on it; got it there many years ago), and going commando with black slacks.
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Back in my Combat '95 woodland camo trousers and my grey Chicken Wings T-shirt.
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superhero boxers and bedsheets.
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Blue and neon yellow protective clothes over blue shirt and black shoes with steel toe cap and sole reinforcements
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a bright orange t-shirt with blue words on it that says team hope.
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just bedsheets ;D
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posting from bed so in my Mountaineering Council of Scotland blue T-shirt and a pair of tartan pj bottoms
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because this thread seems lonely and I thought it was funny
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TVgyuY-a0lI/AAAAAAAAAX4/5_Dvmf-sfM4/s640/sample-87675b7ae5c8166ef2a3561702c24df7.jpg)
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the burnt flesh of my fallen foes, ripped from their backs with my teeth and sewn together with their broken ligaments using needles made from their shattered bones
thought i'd add a little morbidity to everyones day
really just wearing black t-shirt, blue jumper and jeans, but the flesh sounds more fun :)
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Im nekkid :D
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Stonewash jeans and my Redsox player's shirt - Not Boston, before I annoy any (insert team here) fans, Carina, the team I used to play for.
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a green sleeping bag (it's late, don't judge)
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I'm wearing a old over grown button up with my cute neon deer boyshorts underwear.. <_< Seriously, they're adorable. Its navy blue w/ a bunch of neon green, pink, and purple deer on it...and they have little scarves on.. ^_^
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a whitesox t-shirt and work pants. i'm ready for work. :'( :-\
and now for something completely different: i'm nekkid! in the nude, buff, etc. ;) ;D :P
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Well I have a new name at college, courtesy of one very friendly lesbian.
I am now the sexy creeper or her sexy creeper depending on who you ask....
Yeah
I am also the the vice president of our college's Manga club, not only that but we are going to Anime Boston.
Oh and hey, look at that, I'm still alive, and wearing, a black t-shirt and boxers while I do my nails in the best color ever.
oh yes, gunmetal.
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And now we want the full story behind that honorary title :-P
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And now we want the full story behind that honorary title :-P
Well, see the thing is I wear all black, all the time. Black shoes, pants, shirt, etc. I also wear a black leather jacket and since its so cold here this time of year I also have a pair of black leather gloves. That is one part.
The other is the fact that I always wear a pair of dark sunglasses nearly all the time, and then there is this other thing where I never seem to sit down with the rest of everyone else. I always stand, even when I don't need to. All of that combined with my reserved demeanor and the long hair down to my waist you can start to see how I got this title.
Yeah, I guess I've always been kind of 'off' compared to most people.
Oh and yes, wearing black t-shirt.
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My beige Captain Caveman T-shirt and my Combat 95 woodland camo trousers.
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Thin grey socks, glossy purple shirt and black jumper
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Nothing but bedsheets.
Just got back from a 5 day getaway on pender Island, just me and a beautiful lady... I had soooooo much sex ;D
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wearing the t-shirt i tye dyed in chemistry class in 04 and a pair of jeans.
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hope you lot enjoy my siggy this month. here's the full view.
(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee335/PicPocket74/Irish/sexy_irish_girl.jpg)
and a bit more march for you all: (http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/011/b/7/Irish_Pin_Up_Tattoo_by_Vampyeress.jpg)
and as for me its nekkid time!
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Wrong time of year its Saint David's day today :P
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not wearing anything but my monty python bunny slippers. ;)
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Right now, a white t-shirt and shorts.
Glad to see those bunny slippers are getting good use.
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Wearing a plain grey T-shirt and a pair of faded black jeans......................and wishing my were wolf slipper had not fallen apart :(
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wearing a blue robe and orange socks. mmmmm orange ;D
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*looks at Smile's signature* Yummy! :-*
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i don't think yummy quite covers it...
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I miss you guys.
Nice signature, Smiles. :D
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was it the baby that brought you back? because everyone else seems to be flocking back because of it.
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Time to sex this up a bit ...
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtav2OtJp1qfwmmjo1_500.jpg)
You're welcome ;D.
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You can see her boobies in the mirror! mmm... mirror boobies! :D
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That is quite sexy.
(https://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-31/old_house_by_photoport.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyn228MpIN1qzcvsto1_500.jpg)
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pretty.
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ill see your one naked girl in a mirror and raise you another.
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/__JbJXVyijw8/TX8tiJgisaI/AAAAAAAAAYk/dJqtdcWDcpk/s512/1325888278.jpg)
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You know what that reminds me of? American Apparel ads. The girl on the right looks really young.
They tend to be sexy, but the girls tend to be really young looking. Judge for yourself.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BVMKRjXLGGo/TOIxCOJAvoI/AAAAAAAAAUg/jO18H1Ncssg/s1600/american-apparel-ad-xlr8r-bubblelicious-160206.jpg
http://www.debonairmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/American-Apparel-Japan.jpg
http://papierblog.papierdoll.net/files/aa0607.jpg
http://thisisdiversity.com/js/js_tid/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/images/user_1271/american_apparel_01_50_Racy_American_Apparel_Ads.jpg
http://www.pooporchocolateblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/american-apparel-ad1.jpg
http://www.pedestrian.tv/uploads/images/blogs/486858862355b/american_apparel_sydney_opening.jpg
here is the (in)famous Sasha Grey ad.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JKIdaHlR6ZQ/TGKEmOA3UAI/AAAAAAAAEiw/rfj1fLonVlQ/s1600/aa_ad1.jpg
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whyhaveineverseentheseadsbefore!
now i need to go buy all of American apparels clothing, so pretty girls can come and not wear them with me.
but seriously, where were these ads posted? in adult magazines?
they are just a tad more than risque.
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Well, in my home town of Portland, Oregon, they are in the back of my city's free paper, the Portland Mercury.
http://www.portlandmercury.com/
But other then that, I honestly don't know. I was always kind of confused by them becuase it too me forever to find out what they were selling in them. It's like, "We're selling socks, so here's a picture of a girl's bare ass!"
Not that I hate bare asses, I just feel sometimes that the sex is dialed up to such a degree that the products featured in them get shoved to the wayside. On the other hand, like you said, probably a fair amount of people support their stores just so they can see more girly pictures. :P
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I am wearing socks, boxers, jeans, a white short sleeved shirt (with a pocket), and a rope. (yes... I wear a rope).
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Blue jeans, navy blue boxer-briefs (too personal? sorry), and a white t-shirt that says "For sale: Parents, slightly damaged, buy one get one FREE" (lmfao! XD It seriously DOES).
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entirely not to personal... this is the sex thread. there's much more personal stuff then just telling people about your underwear.
Im wearing a soul calibur t-shirt, boxers and bedsheets.
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well... if it's too be sexy (feh, as if i am), I'm not wearing my shirt... but I'm still wearing the rope.
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Grey T-shirt, blue tartan PJ bottoms and a knee support on my left knee :-\
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superhero boxers, aawwww yeah.
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well I'm ready for bed now so of course that means I'm not wearing anything at all. ;D
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I'm wearing... DISEASES!
A fckng week with: Fever, throat ace (you can say throat ace in english? I don't even know), teeth pain (this is new, happened today) and cold. Yeah!
/sigh
I hate diseases... NOW that finally the sun would let me go play humiliating soccer with my friends
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Is humiliating soccer a variant of soccer a bit in the vein of the jello strip twister ? '_'
(Also, red and black squared shirt, KGB-inspired t-shirt underneath, blue jeans and gray boxers. Not that it matters that much now does it ?)
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Humiliating soccer means we play with plastic balls that have lifespans of 1day in the best case and that my friends will ofc own me bad eheh :D
But at least we have fun when we do it. *coff coff*
Disease :(
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What's Soccer? don't you mean FOOTBALL?
Oh and wearing a beige T-shirt and black combat/cargo trousers
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What's Soccer? don't you mean FOOTBALL?
Oh and wearing a beige T-shirt and black combat/cargo trousers
Association football, commonly known as football or soccer, is a sport played between two teams of eleven players with a spherical ball. It is the world's most popular sport.
Yes, I meant football, you can say both soccer or football, they have the same meaning :)
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black socks, three color green converse, (christmas)boxers, black jeans, white shirt with black sleeves, black jacket with buttons and pins, black and white horizontal striped cap, aaannd... a rope... with a sword.
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superhero boxers, fuzzy socks, and bedsheets... with a laptop on top.
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Black Penguin shirt, cargo shorts and... nothing else. Oh yeah, a pair of destroyed sneakers, i use them too much...
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Nothing :P
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Canvas! No, really. Canvas.
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intriguing...
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I'm wearing my soft lightblue robe, pink smilie face socks and cat ears. :-*
and nothing else. meow. ;D
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Black t-shirt and blue boxers. And a blanket. Using a phone instead of a computer does have SOME advantages after all. I guess.
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My Avro T-shirt and Combat 95 woodland pattern trousers.
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I'm wearing my brand new "Kills things with their bare hands club" shirt.
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currently not wearing anything at all! :-*
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I have returned. Strewth, has it really been a month? How did I loose track of that much time?
Teh sexy, its haz bin a missin
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Strewth! I've missed you, Charles!
We have some serious work cut out for us to bring the sexy back.
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Okay, so what I'm wearing is not all that sexy (But it IS the thread so, jeans and a button up shirt. with boarder shoes)
But what I really wanted to ask, any one else watch ABC worlds news? Notice that no matter the health issue they talk about now, they show this nice 3D model of a naked woman with rather large breasts? Back in the day I recall it used to be a rather nondescript and non-equipped male model. This new one is rather, uh, 'perky.'
Perhaps they were inspired by this forum thread to smex up the news?
(And I like smexy. It's 10x smexier than plain old sexy.)
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smexy news is good news
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The Forumites demand pictures or it does not exist.............smexy or not!!!!
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Being in love with a lesbian sucks.
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unless you also are a lesbian.
i'm wearing my Rhode Island t-shirt and short blue jean shorts. :-*
how about some short shorts pics?
like these:
(http://style.catalogs.com/images/short%20shorts.jpg)
(http://www.crestock.com/images/570000-579999/576653-xs.jpg)
(http://chicisimo.com/files/2009/09/0748shorts.jpg)
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Being in love with a lesbian sucks.
The answer is clear, CDSM, become a lesbian yourself.
....but yeah, being in love at all with anyone can be just as difficult. (I, for one, am not really cut out for it.) At least now you might not get as much false hope.
But this thread needs more sexy. "shut up and kiss me, stupid"
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/5/0ba5864a58657a1e6d8a02676b1d3f8b%20%281%29.jpg)
edit: smiles, you ninja'd in my response before I did. :P bam.
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Obligatory answer: T-Shirt and normal length jean shorts.
CDSM: Try someone who loves you back, but only platonically as she isn't attracted to you, but wishes she was. Definitely gives that Universe-hates-me feeling. Or the Universe-likes-f***ing-with-me one; take your pick.
Smiles: Those shorts are not short enough, I've seen much shorter on a near daily basis down here.
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Try someone who loves you back, but only platonically as she isn't attracted to you, but wishes she was. Definitely gives that Universe-hates-me feeling. Or the Universe-likes-f***ing-with-me one; take your pick.
I don't know. See, I get the "Well, I think you're hot, and if I was into it, I'd be with you in a heart beat, but, I really am a lesbian ." thing all the time. This is worse than being the eternal platonic friends (in my eyes, and I get that a lot too.) because, here's the thing, they say they like you. A straight male. But they're lesbians. What does that do for you confidence in your masculinity? Doesn't help much there. :-\
(Oh, and I'm wearing more canvas, and a black t-shirt, again, with boarding shoes. So comfy.)
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I don't know. See, I get the "Well, I think you're hot, and if I was into it, I'd be with you in a heart beat, but, I really am a lesbian ." thing all the time. This is worse than being the eternal platonic friends (in my eyes, and I get that a lot too.) because, here's the thing, they say they like you. A straight male. But they're lesbians. What does that do for you confidence in your masculinity? Doesn't help much there. :-\
Put that way, I can see your point.
As an aside, I do have a friend that made a lesbian go temporarily straight for him.
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I've got my 30th birthday party coming up on May 1st. Hopefully Churba and I will have some good pics to post here from it ;)
P.S. @Keaoden: WE DEMAND PHOTOS OF THE HAIR AND SHIRT!
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In my Combat 95 woodland pattern trousers and white Lambretta T-shirt.
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Why oh WHY are black and white shots always so sexy?
(http://ih0.redbubble.net/work.1316959.1.flat,550x550,075,f.felicia-body-shot.jpg)
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P.S. @Keaoden: WE DEMAND PHOTOS OF THE HAIR AND SHIRT!
I can't right now, too busy for anime boston.
I'll make it up though.
How about convention pics?
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Why oh WHY are black and white shots always so sexy?
(http://ih0.redbubble.net/work.1316959.1.flat,550x550,075,f.felicia-body-shot.jpg)
The answer is yes.
yes please? >.>
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I've got my 30th birthday party coming up on May 1st. Hopefully Churba and I will have some good pics to post here from it ;)
I'll be there. Hopefully, Both of us will survive the event.
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Being in love with a lesbian sucks.
The answer is clear, CDSM, become a lesbian yourself.
....but yeah, being in love at all with anyone can be just as difficult. (I, for one, am not really cut out for it.) At least now you might not get as much false hope.
Believe me, if I could find that Pool of Drowned Girl somewhere there, I'd be all over that.
Obligatory answer: T-Shirt and normal length jean shorts.
CDSM: Try someone who loves you back, but only platonically as she isn't attracted to you, but wishes she was. Definitely gives that Universe-hates-me feeling. Or the Universe-likes-f***ing-with-me one; take your pick.
Smiles: Those shorts are not short enough, I've seen much shorter on a near daily basis down here.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
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@CDSM: +10 internet points for the Ranma reference.
(http://images.foren.de/avatare/1470898.pic)
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I'm wearing a sleeveless yellow blouse and a jean skirt. with my white sandals and an anklet. dressed for Easter I am. ^_^ :-*
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I'm wearing a sleeveless yellow blouse and a jean skirt. with my white sandals and an anklet. dressed for Easter I am. ^_^ :-*
You need bunny ears for that... surely.
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HAPPY EASTER AMERICA!!!
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z195/sparkletags4/import/graphics/Easter/SexyEaster1.gif)
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Boxers and 'nuthin else. It is officially HOT now. The upstairs is officially declared a clothing optional zone, and people enter at their own peril!
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i'm wearing my black work pants and a purple and blue striped shirt. we have company over. so clothes are required. ::)
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Wearing faded black jeans, with a slight smearing of 3-in-1 oil from my ATB chain, and a grey T-shirt.
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Wearing a "Mr. Perfect" shirt, jeans, sandals and a hangover *groan*
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Wearing a "Mr. Perfect" shirt, jeans, sandals and a hangover *groan*
you better have a hangover :)
how was your epic party?
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Bloody brilliant. Finally managed to pass your gift on to Churba and he gave some great journalistic advice to another mate of mine who's trying to hit into the writer's arena. Don't think I got him into the Karaoke but I'm sure he's probably filmed me for uploading to youtube later ;P
Disappointed that no-one else here could make it, I mean really, it's just an ocean or two travel to Australia. ;)
I'll need to go through the photos we have and post some. I'm sure Churba will post whatever he has and I think you've already seen me in a couple of photos on facebook from another mate.
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Jesus I am in some serious fucking pain here.
Talk about fuckin' drilled. I tried to get some video, but it's all spinning, noise and nonsense, I've no idea what I was trying to get. We ended up karaokeing something, god knows what. I have a few photos. Let me get back to you all on that.
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And as for great journalistic advice, I remember saying "this is your first lesson" a lot, advising him to beat his liver into submission with frequent administration of of large amounts of alcohol, and telling him to write a lot. I hope he remember the lesson better than I do...
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(Green military Tee, rolled cuff Blue Jeans.)
Hey, I would have joined the party if I could. Always kind of wanted to see Australia. A little less than I used to admittedly. A few years back I learned that there is only one bird in the whole entire world that is not edible. And it lives in Australia. No I don't recall the name, maybe you could help me with that bit. But it made me realize, it really is the one continent out there where EVERYTHING is out to kill you.
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I would of flown down for the party....................but my poor arms would not of been able to carry me that far South :P
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Not everything is out to kill you
(http://sexyworldcupfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sexy-australia-girls.jpg)
Seriously though, I reckon the U.S. is much more scary. At least if you get bitten by something here in Aussie Land they'll just treat you rather than ask if you have medical insurance first. Gotta love healthcare. ;D ;)
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(Last week I was wearing nothing but boxers. Now I've got a sweater on. Crazy weather!)
Actually, I got in a good (as in OUCH) bike wreck last year, and they treated me without asking. While I did have insurance at the time, for years I didn't and I never had a problem with people asking me about insurance until it was time to pay. Then I'd set up payment plans. Eaazzzyyy Peeazzzy.
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... I bet everyone can guess what I'm not wearing tonight. ;D
here's a panty shot:
(http://jedineka.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hentai_girls_1003_jedineka.jpg)
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A suit! In rather slovenly fashion admittedly, but it IS a suit.
Anyway, adding to the smexy.
Ah Milla. So happy.
(http://www.thedirectorscutradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/milla_jovovich_resident_evil_apocalypse_japan_03.jpg)
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There's something seriously hot about that shot... I think its the wink.
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a good wink can go a long way. ;)
wearing cat ears and a tail now. (http://undergroundfreakz.com/s/ups/dvx_rune/smooch.gif)
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I've decided that I would be willing to engage in bondage activities, but only the other person is willing to put their hand in my mouth.
As a sign of good faith, you understand.
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So are they going to tie you up with a magickal ribbon made by dwarves? *lol*
(http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/d7/43/bondage,holiday,nude,ribbon-d7431615d83f5638736b4c3629cf76ae_m.jpg)
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.... Purty ribbon.
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that is a really nice ribbon.
I'm wearing my nice warm fluffy blue robe and my black slipper-shoes.
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Bah, realized I made a post without the requisite clothing descriptor.
HoLy Jeans and a T-shirt.
After a certain amount of time, and comfort, holey jeans become HoLy Jeans.
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4chan had a prank going called the "Involuntary Flashmob" or the "Forever Alone Project" (http://www.viceland.com/wp/2011/05/forever-alone-involuntary-flashmob/), where they would get a bunch of blokes on internet dating sites with a fake profile, and get them to meet in a public place, where there are a handful of other blokes who had been similarly had. Obviously, the woman doesn't really exist in the traditional sense.
Of course, as you can see by the above link, Vice (Along with Reddit's Ladyboners Sub-reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/hbzqi/4chans_forever_alone_flash_mob_prank_produces/)- who deemed him ?A lady boner, two feet long.?) took somewhat of a liking to one Dapper Gent with a Fine Fedora, Who clearly had not a single fuck to give-
(http://i.imgur.com/Dul0e.jpg)
A good man I know who goes by YoshoKatana, AKA, Keats.
So, Vice, Being Vice, Tracked down our favorite two-foot Ladyboner - Now that I think about it, that makes him sound like a sexy midget but moving swiftly along - And Interviewed him at length - Where he has shown himself to be witty, charming, unashamed, and unafraid to help a brother out in an orgy - along with a rather appealing GQ style photoshoot. (http://www.viceland.com/wp/2011/05/hey-look-its-that-forever-alone-fedora-guy/)
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I stopped in just to make this post.
Yellow towel.
I finally got my well deserved shower for the day, AND I finally get to say something other than blue jeans and a t-shirt :)
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Yellow towel... is that you're way of telling us that the shower was a golden one? :-X
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Blue Jeans and my Evil Monkey T-shirt
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Yellow towel... is that you're way of telling us that the shower was a golden one? :-X
Hells no.
Office Casual wardrobe today.
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Blue T-shirt and my Kahki combats...............needing to buy more my arse is about hanging out of my black ones.
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Steel-grey knee socks, white wool socks, black leather boots, green synthetic shirt, camo uniform and a 7,62mm assault rifle beside me in the couch and a bunch of homeguard buddies around me :)
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Jeans, T-shirt and a pair of really badly beaten steel toe boots.
Something tells me Emp is somewhere in Northern Europe. :)
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Sweden is finally about to conquer Western Europe lol
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And now wearing only boxers and camo pants on fire watch in the platoon's tent in a rainy night.
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Speaking of boxers. Ladies! (And gentlemen who lean that way.)
What do you prefer on your fellas? Boxers or briefs? (Other?)
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A plain grey T-shirt and my Combat 95 desert camo trousers.
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Does it count if I like to be the one wearing boxers? :P
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Boxers are awesome.
(http://www.linkme.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sexy_boxing_girls_48-300x300.jpg)
I was a briefs man but I shifted about 6 months ago to boxers only... Still have my Smurfette briefs though :-*
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i have always been a breifs man, never been a fan of boxers... except for that one ^^.
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Boxers are awesome.
(http://www.linkme.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sexy_boxing_girls_48-300x300.jpg)
I was a briefs man but I shifted about 6 months ago to boxers only... Still have my Smurfette briefs though :-*
Man, does that ever bring back some visual memories. >.>
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Woman boxer = awesome. I wear both personally, depends on what I'm doing for the day.
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Man, does that ever bring back some visual memories. >.>
the boxer or the breifs? were you part of an international topless foxy boxing organization?!?
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boxers or briefs? doesn't matter as long as their comfy. though boxers are sexier.
wearing tight purple tinkerbell t-shirt and my rhinestone decorated blue jeans
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Man, does that ever bring back some visual memories. >.>
the boxer or the breifs? were you part of an international topless foxy boxing organization?!?
I'm much more of an up close and personal wrestler type when it comes to foxy topless ladies ;)
Charles' special relationship with smurfette is what brings back memories.
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Oh no the horror, the horror, my eyes cant take that any more!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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But Smurfette can be sexy ...
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj148/Sissaintexas/1255355131_bb908d55af1.jpg?t=1242063776)
... just not on Charles ;D.
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Just what the hell were all those smurfs doing for breeding? From memory there were only three female smurfs in the whole village. A granny, smurfette and a youngling smurf.
Best not to ask such questions I guess. Smurfette remains her sexy blue self. ;D
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And remember, Gargamel MADE smurfette. So before that...
Kinda creepy. I figure they lay eggs. Like ant queens.
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Or maybe like the Queen Alien!! :o :o :o
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yup, the alien movies are just a dark adaptation of the smurf cartoons.
man this thread is sexy.
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Away from aliens, and into more dangerous territory... Tattoos? Hawt or Not?
I don't really care one way or another usually. Though I like those hip guns.
(http://www.aacblog.com/wp-content/uploads/aac_pinup_calendar.jpg)
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if it wasn't for the earring it looks like someone i know. :P
i'm wearing my black t-shirt with the blue unicorn on it. ;)
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Away from aliens, and into more dangerous territory... Tattoos? Hawt or Not?
I don't really care one way or another usually. Though I like those hip guns.
(http://www.aacblog.com/wp-content/uploads/aac_pinup_calendar.jpg)
Awesome tattoos.
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The best looking woman EVER!
(http://faceplantreview.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/leeloo.jpg)
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Andrea has the same taste as me. Cotton candy?
NOO of course not. MILLA.
Jeans, button up shirt, Skate shoes, gun iron. :P
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Love both well done tattoos and guns. <3
I don't know if I told you guys or not, but my old laptop died and Iost 99% of my porn/sexeh pictures :(
(Also, haha, one of the meanings of my name is the fifth element )
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That is a tragedy.
Black T-Shirt with Wargames quote ("The only winning move is not to play.") and jean shorts.
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Bringing sexy back.
(http://www.tattoodesign.me/uploads/sexy-tatoo-for-women.jpg)
And truly getting into the 'inked' realm
(http://www.allthingseastinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/kbs-bawidamann-gijane-lg.jpg)
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The best looking woman EVER!
(http://faceplantreview.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/leeloo.jpg)
HELL YES!!!
Loved that movie and the actress, but probably the part she played and how she played it more than her.
@Akashayi: :( You should start up a thread for people to help you build up a new Porn collection *LOL*
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All this talk of Milla got me to go see the fourth Resident Evil film.
They totally failed to take true advantage of the combination of 100+ Milla's and the shower room.
Just saying.
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mm, or you guys could just help a 'kasha out in here. I've been lacking in consistent sexy for way too long. It can't be healthy.
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Don't worry Akashayi, your not the only one :-\ ....................but I'm working on bringing it back.
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Consistent as in sexy with a mass?
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Well, sexy is relative, just like velocity :)
But I'll do what I can.
Okay, so basically that first tattoo girl works for a company I happen to like. And it turns out that there's more photos of her. As I said before, tats, I can take 'em or leave 'em. But she's cute. So more of Rachel.
(http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kta165SFYh1qz4g8wo1_500.jpg)
(http://www.checkoutmyink.com/assets/photos/0062/6556/rachelaustfeature1_large.jpg?1226610336)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwy0kyHjq71qztu9no1_400.jpg)
Sexiest one of the bunch here. Mmm... machinery.
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwy0mzmHVq1qztu9no1_500.jpg)
(http://www.aacblog.com/wp-content/uploads/rachel-tattoo.png)
That enough to get you started?
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Okay, so I know it's double posting, but I found this and could not wait because it reminded me of the comment about Charlie.
Naked Smurfette. Totally random find while browsing bike pics. About knocked me off my chair laughing.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BtFa4vzao1g/TfZ6VNYEwPI/AAAAAAAALCs/CS78VzcUqUs/s1600/8.JPG
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Bah! whats the insistence on giving Smurfette big tits? She didn't have huge knockers. Tat girl up above has a nice set and they're not oversized bowling balls. Bee Stings can pull off some serious sexy and they have a great place on all the girls who have 'em.
(http://www.fastnfabulous.com.au/cart/images/Smurfette.jpg)
And here's some other sexy:
(http://media.picfor.me/001E567/Entensity-Forums-sexy-girl-woman-hot-breast-tattoos-tattoo-glamour-nude-sexy-babes-boobs-sexy-tattoo-girl-nice-deano1-Bilder-adullt-women-sensual-nudes-Swim-Wear-girls-Hmmm-arty-sexy-nude-new-album-album1-melek-kad%C4%B1n-sexy-girl-Blondes-Chrissy-Likes-sense-zee_large.jpg)
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8039/1238213160338.jpg)
(http://www.arenface.com/bfcnws/Tatoo/Tat11.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgoyjgU48u1qeoupbo1_400.jpg)
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5265/5620305238_352064445b_b.jpg/img]
and some animation for good measure:
[img]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8pom428gF1qzoksko1_250.gif)
Alright, that last one is probably more fun.
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This is me now:
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/168951_193619190649662_100000047463762_764203_173050_n.jpg)
This is me... 12 years ago:
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252400_230231976988383_100000047463762_1047763_346599_n.jpg)
--DISCUSS-- ;D
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hawt ;)
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I would have to say, most of those inked girls, while incredibly beautiful, have a little too much for me. there is some line in my subconscious that cant handle that much ink. i am much enticed by the playboy girl and the girl on the bus that Charles posted though.
And andrea, who are you in the top picture? because either way you look good, but one way makes a better discussion :) Though there isn't much more to discuss the other way while you still have all your clothes on ;D
Edit: also your last picture is MIA charles... and it had to be the one you said was fun :(
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eheh thanks but I didn't post the pic to get compliments about how handsome or how horrible I am! And I AM ofc the guy on the left side of the first pic! The girl is Chiara my GF how can you mistake me for her lol! xD
I just found a very very old pic of mine when I was a "Yeah Metal!" Teenager and I think it's awesome to post both pic together, to see how much I changed in the past twelve years! I posted it on facebook an many friends of mine that didn't know me when I was a kid were uncertain if this was fake or real!
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Charles the last one would be more fun if I could see it lol
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cqVsOMOJ0NM/Sbvy6ixUbyI/AAAAAAAAA4s/b8fYSpbej5Q/s400/Misa+Campo+Very+Sexy+Model5.jpg)
Misa Campo love you Charles, and also loves you Akashayi
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Charles love Misa Campo big time back.
mmmm, Chocolate Campo
(http://hottieofthehour.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Misa-Campo-nude.jpg)
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I'm wearing my bikini bottoms with the little hearts and my Pepsi cola t-shirt.
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:-*
(http://s7.kmart.com/is/image/Sears/027B018512900001?hei=600&wid=600&op_sharpen=1)
(http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=15337882)
(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/cerenzio/cerenzio0811/cerenzio081100004/3782452-heart-bikini-bottom-leaning-on-a-tree-at-the-beach.jpg)
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Wearing blue jeans y nada mas.
(slightly edited because I didn't realize special characters didn't show up.)
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Wearing blue jeans y nada m?s.
Same lol. Although i do have sneakers on... the floor is cold...
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lying in bed with my superhero boxers!
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Blue bootleg jeans and my white Lambretta T-shirt
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thermal underware, a grey dressing gown and socks.
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<3
Ah, thanks for the sexy~ ;) Tattoos & headphones == hot!
I'm trying on an outfit I'll be wearing while in a wedding next week. I have a sexy corset and...fairy wings..... the things I do for friends!
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Just the usual getup - Jeans, boots, casual button down shirt and leather jacket. Gotta slip out and do some work stuff tonight.
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My Captain Caveman T-shirt and a new pair of black combats/cargo trousers, my other ones where splitting at the seat.
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Blue jeans, skate shoes, and my Liberty with a pistol T-shirt.
Damn, I am booored.
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This has just sunk it due to the pain killers I was on but...........................
CORSET AND FAIRY WINGS!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!! :o :o :o :o
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This has just sunk it due to the pain killers I was on but...........................
CORSET AND FAIRY WINGS!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!! :o :o :o :o
One of "those" evenings huh? It happens. :)
I'm both bored, and boring, because I'm still wearing jeans and skate shoes, but this time with my Appalachian trail shirt.
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just in my undies.
yay corsets! wish i would have had a camera this weekend i saw a lot of pretty sexy girls of all sizes from the petite to the husky in corsets. got too grope them too. :-*
it was a *very* sexy weekend.
First time a girl's asked me me if i wanted to get laid by her. too bad i'm not bi.
if i had the money to buy one i sooo would! i have a friend who makes them custom for between 100-200 dollars.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S97IYtaZNBI/AAAAAAABN2c/2Hu4Unq93Zw/s1600/ladies_in_corsets_25.jpg)
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thats a lotta boob!
and to you l0g0s, if you are bored, you can always delve into the past of this thread and try your hand at recreation ;)
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yeah. just a random pic i found online that i kinda liked. corsets will help make em look bigger sometimes too.
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I hurt my knee again over the weekend so was taking pain killers for it,
Black combat/cargo trousers,blue T-shirt and my large neoprene support on my left knee.
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So, I went ahead and tried reading back through the thread. It's really long. And to be honest, often wanders from the sexy. Perhaps, if you make an off topic comment, you should be required to post sexy pic as compensation? Hmmm...
Anyway, I thought about neckties. Girls alway seem hot wearing ties. Why is that? Is it because you imagine them wearing your tie, implying there has been some naked time together recently? Is there some like taboo thing going on here? I notice that on the net, a good majority of girls wearing ties tend to be Asian, due of course to the ever popular school girl uniform thing. I'll admit, I'm a fan of girls in uniform myself, not necessarily school uniforms, but the uniform in general. But, back to the ties. (No *actual* nudity, a lot of convenient censoring though.)
Perfect example.
http://www.jennifer-aniston-info.com/images/jennifer-aniston-gq1.jpg
Everybody wins a little with this one.
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/12/12/alg_jenniferaniston_tie.jpg
Jennifer also points out that a girl wearing a bottom, but no top, or top and no bottom tends to be 2x as sexy as one completely nude. At least for me anyway.
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/dec08/121508/jennifer-aniston-nude-gq-preview-08.jpg?phpMyAdmin=v4I3W%2C1V0s-1%2Cg6CZ2h-o0BNy1b
Oh, there's those Asian ladies I was talking about. See, the uniform here? Does nothing for me, it's all in the tie.
http://cuteoutfitsgalore.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/girls-wearing-necktie-1.jpg?w=501&h=391
http://www.damplips.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hot-girls-09.jpg
Don't care who you are, this one's just plain fun!
http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp114/matti_nick/animatedgifunderboobs.gif
And generic hotness:
http://blog.neu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bild-1.jpg
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Loving that 2nd last one.
Yeah, the sex thread tends to be a bit more of a generic adult talk area.
Can't believe you've gone through the whole thing. I've been clickolated again! *LOL*
You can even post things that combine cute and awesome in here:
(http://www.picdrop.net/images/pikachu-cat.jpg)
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nice write up l0g0s, and even nicer pics. I agree with charles, the 2nd to last one is quite the sight.
if you are looking for some pics to replicate i happen to have some links for you to gaze upon.
http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.1440 (http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.1440)
http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.930 (http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.930)
http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.2460 (http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.2460)
Those are mostly the beautiful 'kasha and burly charles i believe.
and really, these replications were the reason that convinced me to join this forum(very glad i did)
heres my first picture post as well ;D
http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.msg72835#msg72835 (http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.msg72835#msg72835)
we should do more of those...
also between page 190 and here there are some from zweihander and smiles if i remember correctly.
sorry for dragging up those dirty secrets of yours guys, but they are too amazing to be hidden.
PS, no gaurentees that any of these pics are still up, just had the links from when i did my replications.
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It's not all 'Kasha and Charles...........been known to join in every so often think I'm a couple behind them since I dont have any swords lol
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I just had to requote this image after seeing it in one of those pages
You know what I want after the last long day? A boob pillow. So soft.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/flips/1234044896495.jpg)
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...a girl wearing a bottom, but no top, or top and no bottom tends to be 2x as sexy as one completely nude. At least for me anyway.
I completely agree.
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...a girl wearing a bottom, but no top, or top and no bottom tends to be 2x as sexy as one completely nude. At least for me anyway.
I completely agree.
I'm always amazed at how sexy the images which manage to show no direct nudity can often be. I recall reading that many people are more turned on by their imagination at the suggestion of nudity than by the nudity it's self.
(http://picfor.bildero.net/0011974/symbol-girl--portrait--woman--beauty--sexy--art--photo--people--symbol_large.jpg)
(http://img.voxybg.com/x3m/erotic/glamour-sensual-erotic-art-27.jpg)
(http://fineartamerica.com/images-stretched-canvas-real/1-dangerously-sharp-alexander-butler.jpg)
I'll just link this larger one:
http://digi10ve.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/musique-sexy-femmes-art-digital.jpg
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Here's my offering:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/headphone-fetish-girl-on-girl.jpg)
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Tech Girl for the win!
(http://blazingpocket.com/images/profiles/hatsunemiku/konachan-com-57467-computer-hatsune_miku-vocaloid-yasumori_zen.jpg)
...I probably should have just linked that large image.
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And another one from me:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/5f3f83c59e9677045cf0da6819570f68.jpg)
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Another Manga Girl's room... just the small version this time.
(http://www.theanimegallery.com/data/thumbnails/4/theAnimeGallery.com_129008_1280x1024.jpg)
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Going back the sword photos:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/tumblr_lg8c9iPMZi1qd7oxwo1_400.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/tumblr_lezmtlS8bh1qb7a7fo1_500.jpg)
When I saw this one a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail came to mind ;D
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/tumblr_lenv1pya4X1qd7oxwo1_500.jpg)
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AWESOME! I like the second one with Daggers.
Believe it or not, I'm pretty sure I have the book there. "Operating Systems Concepts" Its an old UNI book.
(http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_theanimegallery.com_71887_1680x1050.jpg)
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Here's a old favourite subject rope bondage:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/bondage.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/090208-08.jpg)
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Fender base anyone?
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn128/ra_89_2008/theAnimeGallery_com_73301_1600x1200.jpg)
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Had to post this one:
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/oh-sweet-motivational.jpg)
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The Sex Thread's Banhammer
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3250/2542359896_8d3b2f91bf.jpg)
What is it about Manga girls reading in their rooms?
(http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/ero-misc/lingerie-girl-reading-in-bed-by-crossfire.jpg)
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What is it about Manga girls reading in their rooms?
That's one of life mysteries...
Btw, bass + girl = awesome.
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Girl reading = smart = sexy?
Though oddly enough, you can type almost ANYTHING into a google image search and come up with porn. But you search for 'girl reading' and it's surprisingly benign. Huh. Well, since I didn't see much sexy there, I'll hop that other theme I started seeing. headphones.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eZQDk4Bek1k/RxvinqmutUI/AAAAAAAAAXA/qpSBYDqBNKQ/s1600-h/Headphone_Girl_by_koenmok.jpg)
And this one's big. I'm positive it got ripped off the site of an artist named ArtGerm.
http://www.wallpapers4desktop.net/_ph/18/308386708.jpg
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I've taken you up on the Google challenge, and here is what I have come up with that "top-of-my-head" entry "dolphin girl". Not porn, but kind-of sexy:
(http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy67/Doctor_Fan/805.jpg)
(http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss261/Panda-chan321/sample-84f0e42a44c685753e2bf78b5611.jpg)
(http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af265/AquaBlue88/Ecchi_Wallpaper_Girl_Swimsuit.jpg)
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Google challenge? Ok. Try searching for "porn", i dare you to link an image that shows actual nudity. I'm still looking. :P
I searched "metal girl", this is the only thing i found. I really recommend not to search that...
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj274/febriean_fighters/MetalGirl.jpg)
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Ok how about these offerings?
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/sexy_guitar_girl_wallpaper_others_babes_girls_wallpaper_1680_1050_widescreen_750.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/guitar-1-1.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/arlene.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/25.jpg)
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Actual nudity? Alright. Google search for steampunk girl results...
(http://completenerdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Steampunk-Topless-Boobs-1.jpg)
(http://www.bestavspornsites.com/tgp/G3D/steampunk-teen-017/free-3d-porn/steampunk-teen-09.jpg)
Well that was the best I was willing to post. All pretty pathetic compared to the non-nude steampunk girls. *shrug*
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There ain't much of it around is there Charles............DAM VICTORIANS!!!! lol
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I was talking about finding a pic with actual nudity by searching "porn", not whatever you liked. :P
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I was talking about finding a pic with actual nudity by searching "porn", not whatever you liked. :P
I'm still confused? you want a picture with nudity after searching "porn" or one without nudity?
either way, found this (https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-XKXJiwFTN2Q/TgKuPcQsjNI/AAAAAAAAAY8/i30sYD06Cd4/s512/ashcroft_porn.jpg) under "porn" its kinda both
also, im liking the way things are going in here!
Favourite thing so far, the tech girl has a generation 1 iMac... thats just awesome, and i dont even like macs.
also wtf is that? looks like something from space invaders :P
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-DozQtj9grPE/TgKtbyb-nhI/AAAAAAAAAZU/SyE_tF8i7g0/steampunk-teen-09.jpg)
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Yea, what you did is what i meant, pretty hard, eh?
Typing "porn" in google images, and find one that has nudity in it.
If you're asking about your own pic, i'd say.... headcrab, from half-life.
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Found one I'm willing to post from a google image search of "Porn" with actual nudity:
(http://keepreal.org/wp-content/uploads/porn_star.jpg)
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee72/blackNwhite_05/porn.gif)
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(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/nerd20porn.jpg)
Ok better put my Mod hat on here I suppose:
This thread is a bit looser on the rules than the others on this forum but just keep in mind what the rules are and what you are posting, this "Google" search could get a bit out of hand so this is just a heads up.
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Copy that.
Btw charles, how many pages did you have to come across before you found that? :P
Umm, i guess i have to contribute something...
It's something about girls with guns...
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BirvUCzeN8s/Scs0SK0cZEI/AAAAAAAAAtE/J-riredKWXk/black_lagoon_-_revy.png)
(plus the fact it's a cosplay of one of my fav characters...)
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could we perhaps get a refresher on what those rules are? i know they are buried in the thread somewhere... but its much simpler if we just repost.
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Look at the stick post for the rules of "Free Talk" that gives you a idea.
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There's this addition as well: http://flipside.keenspot.com/forum/index.php?topic=124.msg7443#msg7443
It touches on the subject of posting images of nudity and other potentially offensive images.
Its an unspoken rule, but generally we've always figured that most nudity and (to an extent) softcore images are fine but anything showing more than that is usually linked with an indication of what the image/video is.
Maybe we need to put something in brackets with the "(NC-17)" such as "(NC-17 nudity, softcore)" or "(NC-17 softcore)".
Its all about making sure people are aware of what they're going to see and don't stumble upon it and become unwittingly offended.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xZJJnE--nE8/S-Bdg72AI0I/AAAAAAAAA00/Kwk9iDR46bc/s1600/nc-17.gif)
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I bow to my fine Australian friend for finding that, knew there was something like that around here but could not find it. (http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/icon_bow.gif)
I only gave a heads up since I did not want things to get too out of hand.
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Perfectly understandable. You dare someone to post something and they just might post it.
Found another good one in the image search for "Porn"
(http://regionaldatingscene.com/images/buborado.jpg)
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I'm not even wearing my black felt hat... Because I lost it in Paris Gare du Nord :.(
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another entertaining find on the google porn search
http://www.sfw-porn.com/ (http://www.sfw-porn.com/)
favourite one for me
(http://www.sfw-porn.com/pics/sfw-porn.com_02.jpg)
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:'( :o ;D at least it's not on a plane.
i'm wearing blue panties.
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Well Pwncho, i found like 20 images like that in google, and i'm not sure if it's correct posting them. I mean, c'mon, even if it was edited in Paint, we can still "see" the real picture...
Not to mention i know the original, don't ask me why or how...
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Pwncho killed the sexy! :P
De-fib in 3... 2... 1...
http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/146986/rockabilly-day-woman-pose.jpg
http://www.theforgottenmonk.com/images/rockabilly.jpg
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coolies! i'm wearing my cougars t-shirt and black pants. *stupid work making me wear clothes.* anyways here's some sexy:
(http://www.struts.co.uk/party-fancy-dress-shop/images/columbiairs.jpg)
(http://debbiereilly.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/rocky-horror1.jpg)
(http://presse.landestheater.at/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24960&g2_serialNumber=2)
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Those were okay.
Here's one:
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/92%20A%20Seductive%20Nipple%20Pinch.jpg)
I'm just a sucker for nipple tweaking.
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Former schoolmate, still find her sexy today. :P
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2m6vnh4.jpg)
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So, I went ahead and tried reading back through the thread. It's really long. And to be honest, often wanders from the sexy. Perhaps, if you make an off topic comment, you should be required to post sexy pic as compensation? Hmmm...
What did you expect when you're not around to keep us all in line?
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i'm wearing a white sox t-shirt and short blue jean shorts.
the sexy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eJmYKN_1QE)
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the sexy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eJmYKN_1QE)
had to watch without sound as to not wake my beautiful bedmate, quite sexy indeed though, at least until the part with darth maul... he was holding his lightsabre by the blade... i... i just couldn't watch more...
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too bad the music really does make it better.
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i will be sure to re-watch it at a more appropriate time
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I have to reinterate, that I am a straight dude, (boring I know, whatever. :P ) But this video is teh smex.
This proably makes me weird.
http://youtu.be/kUlgN__Jrxk
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i am wearing my heart bikini bottoms with the heart designed ruffles on them and blue socks. :-*
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Perfectly understandable. You dare someone to post something and they just might post it.
Found another good one in the image search for "Porn"
(http://regionaldatingscene.com/images/buborado.jpg)
I like this kind of p0rn
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A beige T-shirt and a pair of Combat 95 Desert issue trousers.
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Pretty much covered all up, from feet to head, it's pretty cold here. :(
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it's sweltering here. I'm wearing this evil sunburn I got form driving for 2 hours that goes all up and down my arm. :(
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wearing my mickey mouse pjs wishing i was nude cuz i'm sporting a painful farmers tan. :'(
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Painful doesn't sound good at all:(
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ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh not good :( but wearing a black short sleeved shirt and black combat trousers.
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I managed to get away from a Canada day full of sun with just a little bit of a red nose.
wearing boxers and bedsheets.
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I'm Nekkie since I'm just out of the shower, had to bail water out of the cellars under the house before calling in the Fire Brigade.
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I'm currently not wearing layers of clothing. ;D
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What do you know, neither am I.
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I've decided I like boxer briefs.
Yes, I straddle the fence.
For sexeh.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bvonmovies.com/media/2010/07/sucker-punch-2.jpg)
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Saw it in the Cinema. There's a hell of a lot of sexy in that movie.
Its actually a very simplistic storyline all up, but told in one hell of a way.
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wearing chef pants and and my stride gum t-shirt.
also saw a froend post this as thier status on facebook.:
Moanday, Teaseday, Wetday, Thrustday, Fuckday, Sexday, Suckday.
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I'm wearing purple panties. :-[
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I'm wearing black shorts, a black open-vest, and a black Fez (with gold tassel).
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I'm wearing my green, blue and white striped t-shirt and a bluejean skirt.
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Boxers only, about to get into bed.
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yes yes bedwear that's what i'm wearing. lolz.
i thought this might help the sexy and it's completely clean for work. lolz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty7ov-K3DRA
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Hullo you bunch of Crazy and Sexy Nuttz 8) ;D
Wearing my grey chicken Wings t-shirt and a pair of black combat trousers.
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...And here I was brushing up on how to escape real handcuffs earlier. It's almost like you're reading my mind Smiles.
...Creeeeeeeeepy.
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Handcuff knot.... Good to know, thanks! :D
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hmm might have some have decent rope to try that but prefer to use cable ties ;D. Also wearing my Woodland pattern Combat 95 trousers and Family Guy Evil Monkey T-shirt.
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*looks for the like button... remembers I'm not on face book and huggles Logos* you can never go wrong with handcuffs. ;) :-*
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Well... as long as they're not crappy ones someone can get out of while wearing them.
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light brown T-shirt and black combat trousers with a Levis belt.
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Alright, if you've ever taken your MP issue handcuffed hands and slipped them out from under the table leg and then your own feet and then run around chasing girls waving your hands in the air while being chased by owner of said MP handcuffs, then post some smexy to this thread.
Something like this lady.
(http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/1140.jpg)
Who should be using those cuffs on THIS lady.
(http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/1142.jpg)
While I'm elsewhere showing this lady.
(http://www.crystalscomments.com/2/user/28060.jpg)
How we can use the handcuffs like this lady.
(http://g1-wallpapers.com/albums/userpics/10002/woman-sexy-handcuffs.jpg)
While we're on the run from my last dream girl friend, this lady.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4277960852_7e2c09a338_o.jpg)
(Integrally suppressed MP5. SOOO SEXY.)
And as for the "What'cho wearin'?" aspect of the thread, big black boots, canvas carpenter jeans, and my panda stomps Seattle t-shirt
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I reckon that's a H&K MP 10 if it has a integral silencer......................I must be a right nut if I look at the hard ware and not the person holding it.
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The MP5 SD series also has integral silencers
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H&K is not a specialty of mine, but I've handled an MP5 once (New favorite gun, oh my god you can write poetry on the wall with that thing on full auto.)
If I recall correctly, the MP5/10 (10mm auto) and MP5/40 (.40 S&W) use straight stick mags. Usually polymer. While the MP5 standard uses slightly curved metal mags. From this picture I really find it hard to tell which magazine that is. It could be polymer, and it looks a little chunkier than I recall the 9mm mag being. So it may be one of the others. But.... MP5, close enough I'd say, and I'm usually a stickler for these things.
I've got a friend who actually works in the porn industry (Not as exciting as you'd think.) and I was over at his house one day when he threw a magazine on the table that was folded back to a page about 3/4 of the way through. Had an obvious paintball replica of a .50 barrett, but it was very very detailed and if it hadn't been for the translucent mag and orange barrel tip, it'd be perfect. I said as much to him, to which he replied. "You're supposed to be looking at the completely naked woman holding it."
Sure enough, I hadn't even noticed her. *shrugs* What can I say, I have priorities. :)
Enough rambling, must add something semi smexy.
http://youtu.be/wZp6NXl-clc
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LRR shirt and black jeans... so little sexy for me with all this school...
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today I'm wearing white panties ;)
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Odd's Fashions:
(steps out of his Shed Of DDDDDDDDooooooooOOOOOOOmmmmmMMMMMM)
Thois Woik I have mainly been wearing Combats.
(steps back into his Shed Of DDDDDDDDooooooooOOOOOOOmmmmmMMMMMM)
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Shorts. It's frakkin' HOT out there today.
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today I'm wearing white panties ;)
you always know how to make me smile :)
wearing boxers and bedsheets as i toil on into the night to finish my final project.
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Maybe not sexy, but hot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVsjQbFPIPY). :P
Wearing boxers+jeans, just woke up.
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back in one of many pairs of woodland pattern Combat 95 trousers and a old blue T-shirt..................just been working on my Land Rover S 3 in the "Shed"
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I'm in bed, in desperate need of sleep, wearing nothing!
Okay, so I'm wearing a pink and green bjorn borg boxer.
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today I'm wearing white panties ;)
you always know how to make me smile :)
heh thanks.
today I'm wearing my light gray t-shirt that has a blue inked cat girl on it with the words "Got Tail?" written on it and white pants with blue smilie face socks.
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today I am wearing a white t-shirt that says "2005 NFC Division CHAMPIONS Chicago Bears" on it, orange socks and pinkish panties. ;D
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wearing my pink robe with the duckies on it.
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Wearing the blue jeans it took me 3 weeks to track down (It can be harder to track down a pair of 34/35-32 jeans with a hammer loop than you'd imagine) along with the ol tight white shirt. If I rolled up the cuffs and greased the hair, maybe I could pull off the 50's greaser look? ...nah...
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Gifs are awesome
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/051.gif)
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can't stop staring....more like this charles?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/bounce/1269040856834.gif)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/bounce/1269031575984.gif)
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Gunnut wearing shorts here come to tell you that on the gun discussion last page, you were all wrong :D
It is an MP5 SD variety, yes... Original design by HK, yes... Made in China by an airsoft manufacturer.
Also, gifs are awesome :D
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Okay, those gifs are awesome. I'll look into hunting down some more myself. (For myself. No sharing. I'm greedy.)
....Okay okay, I'll share when I find them, promise.
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After you are... done... with them?
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Can't stop staring at akashayi's first gif...
Ok, wearing new pants i got recently, and my old long-sleeve shirt, old/new fashion.
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Who would have thought watching people getting dressed could be hot stuff
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0diq3NcL1r0w19zo1_400.gif)
cute
(http://www.offuhuge.com/files/animated287.gif)
The way Akashayi deals with her foes
(http://imageftw.com/uploads/20110416/0d5384337c13f257e77b2e75268cf56e.gif)
Sleep easy
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/107/2/9/Chou_Asleep___Animated_GIF_by_xdragon.gif)
Look but don't tap
(http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-gifs-dat-ass.gif)
and yet, somehow I find this still image the sexiest:
(http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/Anna_Jedi1c.gif)
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lolz.
tonight I'm wearing my gray Micky mouse shirt and my red short shorts. :-*
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Sitting in my underwear. Too warm for anything more.
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blue T-shirt and a pair of woodland pattern Combat 95's.............my black combats got wet cycling home from work.
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Shake that bootah!
(http://www.imgflex.com/images/maidsbjvj.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/PzHrq.gif)
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i'm wearing my blue ear-buds so I can listen to stuff on my compy. ;)
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I'm wearing a yellow T-shirt and khaki shorts.
Hope this is okay to post
(http://www.smokingifs.com/uploads/Sexy-redheads-grab-each-others-ass.gif) (http://www.smokingifs.com/)Sexy Gifs (http://www.smokingifs.com/)
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to the japanese who I agree with on this count- partial nudity and the act of removing clothes is much more erotic than plain nudity. What do you guys think?
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(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/214/1/9/panty_and_stocking___police_by_kirawinter-d42gc1p.jpg)
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to the japanese who I agree with on this count- partial nudity and the act of removing clothes is much more erotic than plain nudity. What do you guys think?
indeed.
I'm wearing my Miles of Smiles t-shirt and white panties. :-*
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I think I'm frustrated that I can't view posted pictures on my phone...
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partial nudity and the act of removing clothes is much more erotic than plain nudity. What do you guys think?
I agree 100%. It's about being shown something that otherwise would be "prohibited", instead of just "putting it on the table".
Hum, let's add to the sexy, if i can. Most of the pics, can't be shown, too much. :P
(http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv111/3waste/iiiii/Arcade_jiggle.gif)
This girl has serious skill. (http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-04/91471618.gif) "Nudity"
(i don't know if you could call this nudity, but it's always good to warn first)
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to the japanese who I agree with on this count- partial nudity and the act of removing clothes is much more erotic than plain nudity. What do you guys think?
For the most part, but obscured nudity (thing fan dancing) can also be erotic.
More GIF sexiness (maybe):
(http://www.smokingifs.com/uploads/Huge-tits-in-a-small-tanktop.gif) (http://www.smokingifs.com/)Sexy Gifs (http://www.smokingifs.com/)
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Random
(http://www.panhistoria.com/Stacks/Novels/Character_Homes/homedirs/10267images/Kayleeenginerm.jpg)
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my favourite part of kanza's gif is her sexy tongue :-*
also, pretty kaylee
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bouncy bouncy. ;D
rub a rub ::)
and
hotness in a pic.
v. nice. :-*
I'm currently wearing my green t-shirt that says no rules on the front and has a snowboarder on the back.
these girls are crazy:
(http://cdn1.static.mporatrons.com/photo/LrfwHKokAT_m.jpg)
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Huh what do expect from snowboarders.
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I would definitely invite them to warm themselves by the fire in my cabin afterwards if I had one XD
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Huh what do expect from snowboarders.
A little more clothing, usually.
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I would definitely invite them to warm themselves by the fire in my cabin afterwards if I had one XD
What are you talking about "IF" ?! START BUILDING NOW. I'll meet you there with a wood stove and a truck load of firewood!!!!!
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(http://i.imgur.com/OfZDn.jpg)
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;D
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What can I say? I'm old School, yo.
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Wow, Veronica Foster with a bren. Don't see that too often anymore. :)
At first, I thought I'd carry on the old school theme with a little Raquel Welch, but I think I've posted her before, so I decided to keep with the WW2 theme instead.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jdu2D_1Ew0A/TZx4EqfB6EI/AAAAAAAACK0/l_BGsgUX6bU/s1600/Part+of+the+cowling+for+one+of+the+motors+for+a+B-25+bomber+is+assembled+in+the+engine+department+of+North+American%2527s+Inglewood%252C+Calif.+plant..gif)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2lThte54S8E/TZxs6hY4JTI/AAAAAAAACKU/I_s-bB4p-xQ/s1600/English+girl+members+of+the+Auxiliary+Territorial+Service+move+armfuls+of+American+rifles+just+arrived+from+US+under+lemd+lease..gif)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Tk8ZSWQWY4/TZv-ErxFsDI/AAAAAAAACKA/6wvhByMmIjc/s1600/Loading+anti-aircraft+cases+into+a+stress-annealing+furnace+to+make+them+soft%252C+uniform%252C+and+ductite-ready+for+succeeding+machine+operations..gif)
(http://arazyusubov.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/xphoto-1942-june-woman-machine-gun.jpg)
(http://waralbum.ru/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/1mailj81.1ae8swss032880wsgkk04s0g4.ejcuplo1l0oo0sk8c40s8osc4.th.jpeg)
(http://waralbum.ru/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/0_37078_edfc99b5_orig1.270nh2o11328o44wkkc84cc0w.ejcuplo1l0oo0sk8c40s8osc4.th.jpeg)
(http://waralbum.ru/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/0_3dd58_51fb8014_orig.72qvzie3pckcg0kgskook4048.ejcuplo1l0oo0sk8c40s8osc4.th.jpeg)
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Needs a bit more sexy ...
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZb7j6R8juLsgC8nwPQd7JqHXU5IJ2DT8EoK03LJBamL6FCZAFVQ)
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I'm wearing my Blood Sweat and Tears 40th Anniversary t-shirt. and blue pants.
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Woodland pattern Combat 95 trousers and my Treble One Squadron T-shirt.
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Nothing, i'm getting changed. (ye, i check the forum while changing :-X)
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Nothing, i'm getting changed. (ye, i check the forum while changing :-X)
Sometimes I undress, sit down, and post. =)
Totally normal, don't worry.
Currently in bed with only panties on, btw.
Also, this thread needs some Mosh! Don't know if I ever posted her before?
Watch out! Really cute buttcheeks ahead!
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/121/b/d/Chillily_by_miss_mosh.jpg)
Do I need to link to the "nudes" btw?
I mean I've been watching porn and having cybersex since I was 13 or something, so who would it be offending? Also, this IS "the Sex thread", so people not ready for this wouldn't visit, right?
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Do I need to link to the "nudes" btw?
I mean I've been watching porn and having cybersex since I was 13 or something, so who would it be offending? Also, this IS "the Sex thread", so people not ready for this wouldn't visit, right?
One supposes that it is rather a "Does what it says on the tin" situation.
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Oh, question!
How to have sex with someone and be sure that the partner knows its just sex and nothing else without saying it? (seeing as "talking" about sex is kind of a turnoff for me... of course I can talk about it at a different occasion providing everybody acts like it didn't happen when the act itself is to be performed.)
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Oh, question!
How to have sex with someone and be sure that the partner knows its just sex and nothing else without saying it? (seeing as "talking" about sex is kind of a turnoff for me... of course I can talk about it at a different occasion providing everybody acts like it didn't happen when the act itself is to be performed.)
I can't answer off the top of my head, but I'll get back to you on that.
Also, wearing nothing, I'm going to bed.
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Nice picture Chag! I'll be sure to look for more pics of Mosh.
Wearing a Purdue Boilermakers Big Ten Conference Champions Rose Bowl 2001 T-Shirt and khaki shorts.
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I have but one comment on mosh; omnomnomnom ;)
But what happened with our flipside nudity challenges? They were both fun and sexy as I recall :P
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You mean Akasha and Charles picture fight?
That was awesome! :p
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:o what a buttocks!
How to have sex with someone and be sure that the partner knows its just sex and nothing else without saying it? (seeing as "talking" about sex is kind of a turnoff for me... of course I can talk about it at a different occasion providing everybody acts like it didn't happen when the act itself is to be performed.)
that does seem to be quite a dilemma, perhaps discussing the matter with the other person well before the intended performance... this is not something that i would want to leave to vague symbols and innuendo, a misunderstanding about it could lead to much bigger problems in the future.
I have but one comment on mosh; omnomnomnom ;)
But what happened with our flipside nudity challenges? They were both fun and sexy as I recall :P
Omnom indeed, and perhaps we can start up the challenges again ;) this mosh picture would be a good place to start replicating methinks. gimme a week to finish up all my classwork, and ill get a piccy up(sans lipstick perhaps). and with you suggesting it emp, i think you are predisposed to join in ;D
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FIRST CHALLENGE -
(http://i.imgur.com/EYP6z.jpg)
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I'm just a bit nervous because I don't think my future mrs. would appreciate my participation. Also a bit ashamed of my bulk.
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damn churba, you set the bar high, ill see what i can do about finding a lion.
and i hear ya emp, i actually just showed my lover my participatory actions in this thread just a couple of weeks ago, and well, for me at least, things went better than expected... but i would not expect every lovely lady to react in the same way as mine.
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Sorry Churba it's a bit hard to find a Lion around here due to floods or riots :P
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This sounds fun!
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Ummm... no way. I could use my dog, but the poor thing wouldn't hold me... I won't even mention my cat...
Besides, i'm kind of embarassed of my own body to show it just like that, sorry. :P
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I have a giant purple elephant plushy.
Just have to sleep on this so I don't do anything I'll regret.
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I'll see what I can do to complete that challenge, in the meantime, I thought I'd share the moustache I'd truly like to be growing:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ljTngt7F8Z0/TATvDV0Sl6I/AAAAAAAAAVo/6oisdnLcriA/s400/mo.jpg)
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The future mrs. reacted a lot more positive than expected, so I might try but it'd have to be after my payday, the 27th
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wow emp, it takes some cajones to just ask something like that, you have my respect sir.
wearing superhero boxers and bedsheets.
Edit: my contribution to the gif collection, just some sexy i stumbled upon on the internets
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KiiFlA-nCqo/TkOiEbffFEI/AAAAAAAAAaM/MWgDoMzLwbA/its-probably-not-a-car-wash-theyre-working-for.gif)
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I usually try for cute rather than all out sexy even if it is the sex thread.
Cute IS sexy for me :)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b30/Romeo1759/StarrAnneStripes.jpg)
(http://weblog.evasee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/b.a.r.girl.jpg)
(http://www.poracaso.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/warpinups03.jpg)
What can I say? I'm still stuck in WW2 pinup mode :)
(http://www.thepinupfiles.com/alvarado/ALVARADO_img_07.jpg)
(http://www.thepinupfiles.com/alvarado/ALVARADO_img_09.jpg)
(http://www.thepinupfiles.com/alvarado/ALVARADO_img_16.jpg)
(http://www.thepinupfiles.com/alvarado/ALVARADO_img_13.jpg)
(http://www.thepinupfiles.com/alvarado/ALVARADO_img_25.jpg)
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I've got to say, nice pics. ;D
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stockings and a top hat make a very sexy combination apparently.
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That is Mosh on the motorbike. Or rather, halfway off the motorbike.
Mosh<3
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs48/PRE/f/2009/224/b/4/How_do_you_stand_in_those__by_miss_mosh.jpg)
(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs49/PRE/f/2009/219/d/8/Shy_Kitty_by_miss_mosh.jpg)
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aww cute ^_^
this is what I am wearing and Sis is on the left ^_^: :-* ;D
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Rocky%20Horror%20Pajama%20night%20August%2013%202011/RHPajamaNight002.jpg)
the top does have a smiley face on it ;D
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Rocky%20Horror%20Pajama%20night%20August%2013%202011/RHPajamaNight017.jpg)
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Pajama party!!! ;D
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NAKED PILLOWFIGHT!! :D
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Just don't hit my glasses this time!
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NAKED JUMPING ON THE BED!!!
(http://www.spugle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lia-19-flies-1.jpg)
(http://www.spugle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lia-19-flies-3.jpg)
(http://www.spugle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lia-19-flies-2.jpg)
And this one for the lulz ;D
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nb0HWcmfub0/TSxYgSJCx9I/AAAAAAAAAYM/szmPQGB5oBo/s1600/brincar+en+la+cama.bmp)
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Last time I did that I broke my bed lol.
Grey Chicken Wings T-shirt and Kahki Combat/cargo trousers.............and no socks.
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that is why you use hotel beds like they did. lolz. ;D
I'm wearing clothes today.
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I'm wearing clothes today.
Me too actually. First time in days I've bothered to get dressed.
How do you know the first one was a hotel bed btw?
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Combat 95 desert issue shirt, grey Chicken Wings T-shirt, Kahki cargo trousers.
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Uh, jeans, converse, a white hard rock cafe shirt from Baltimore and a left arm sunburn. (6+ hours of driving with my arm out the window.)
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I'm wearing a bedsheet. I have a nice soft pink and white one in just my size. So I wrap it around myself and walk around the house like its completely normal.
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Rawr!;)
Isn't it great to walk around practically naked at home?:)
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It would be better to walk around literally naked, but I can't, I live with my parents.
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That was one of the big perks of getting a job and my own appartment in a different end of the country from my parents :P
Don't your parents leave for work or leave you home alone at times during summer then?
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When it gets hot enough, I post signs that the 2nd floor living areas are clothing optional. Helps keeps people polite. They start knocking on doors first.
Still wearing converse, my old broken in jeans, and now my aperture laboratories uniform shirt.
:)
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My parents do go to work, my sister doesn't though. She sleeps most of the time, but she still gets up earlier than expected once in a while.
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classes all done, phew! lemme recouperate after my video game binge and then ill get my nekkid on ;D
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I generally spend my days naked about the house. Been a bit cold for it lately though so all day today I wore my brown dressing gown and nothing else.
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Boxers, gym pants and a pair of sandals. Polar wave comming, or at least i heard something like that.
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Okay, imagine Hunter S Thompson.
Now imagine that I look nothing like him. ( I have hair for one thing.)
But I stole his clothes.
And James Bonds pistol.
Et voila!
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Okay, imagine Hunter S Thompson.
Now imagine that I look nothing like him. ( I have hair for one thing.)
But I stole his clothes.
And James Bonds pistol.
Et voila!
Well, if you want to put it that way -
Imagine James Dean. Drink a half a bottle of wine. Squint a little. Add a beard.
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When I imagine James Dean I see him dead underneath his Prosche :-\
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When I imagine James Dean I see him dead underneath his Prosche :-\
I think that's exactly what Churba was trying to get us to see.
Back to images.
(http://sortofmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sexy-lips-style10.jpg)
(http://sortofmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sexy-lips-style01.jpg)
(http://sortofmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sexy-lips-style06.jpg)
(http://sortofmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sexy-lips-style30.jpg)
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3rd, 4th and last image made me think... "ouch".
Graphic girl + headphones = sexy... or at least I think so.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/oublmp.jpg)
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3rd, 4th and last image made me think... "ouch".
Graphic girl + headphones = sexy... or at least I think so.
http://cutegirlswithheadphones.tumblr.com/ (http://cutegirlswithheadphones.tumblr.com/)
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Hurrah for Churba.
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Woo hoo for headphones!
Well, i'm wearing my favourite pants (which just got teared by my bike chain, damn >:( ) and my old, but classic penguin shirt.
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i'm wearing black cat ears and a blue fuzzy collar ^_^ :-*
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Blue jeans, Again. Flaming skulls shirt, yeh okay, cliche (It was a gift.) VANS (awesome)
totally NSFW---> (you know, like this whole thread.)
http://www.mojvideo.com/video-tenacious-d-fuck-her-gently-dvd-rip/3a48514e63b8f19e77cb
(also, first time anything I posted has had nips I think.)
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Huh, i just found out that was Tenacious-D.
Wearing every piece of clothes i can find. I'm freezing. :(
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freezing? turn off the AC! :P ;D ::)
I'm wearing nothing but panties tonight.
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It's winter here. :P
Well, about to end, but it's still cold.
Now my feet feel like ice cubes.
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It's starting to get down into the 60's here. And I feel like a wuss for even feeling like this is cold. But it's been in the 110's for awhile. So I don't feel so bad about taking a little bit to get used to it again. Keep in mind that's only while I'm on the bike. Just walking around is fine but wind chill takes it down into the 40's. Brr.
And I haven't come across any sexy to post lately. I even thought about checking to see if there's any photos of ol muscley me. But alas, that was during my "retreat from civilization" period. Now I'm just flab. I'll have to work on that.
Back in some surplus military pants, hardrock baltimore shirt, and vans sneakers.
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Back in my scruffs since it's my three days off. Combat 95 trousers and my Chicken Wings grey T-shirt.
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I over-slept and missed school, but at least i don't have to wear uniform.
Today it's warm, so i'm wearing my fav shorts, a light shirt and some sandals. :)
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Today it's warm, so i'm wearing my fav shorts, a light shirt and some sandals. :)
But you just said it was still winter. O.o
How can you one day freeze like fuck, and the next wear shorts and sandals?
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Beats me, down here, it's either cold, or warm. :P
For instance, right now, it's pretty damn cold, but i guess that's also because it's 7am...
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Over here I'm cooking in my own sweat but it's only 19 degrees celsius outside... The rest is due to body armour, uniform, helmet, combat rig and a G3 rifle...
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I'm wearing my soft blue robe and my black cat ears. :-*
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Though Emp didn't realize it, he challenged me to find a sexy picture involving a G3.
You're welcome.
http://www.wallchan.com/images/thumbs/34114.jpg
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I hereby quote myself...
It's something about girls with guns...
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well if you want girls with guns just watch High School of the Dead the anime. i just finished watching it and half the time All I was thinking was "the peeps on Flipside would love this stuff." lolz
(http://www.madman.com.au/wallpapers/high_school_of_the_dead_554_1680.jpg)
and
(http://i-a.animepaper.net/thumbnails/preview/203001/2/%5Banimepaper.net%5Dpicture-standard-anime-highschool-of-the-dead-h-1-203001-suemura-preview-8c87bc73.jpg)
but what really makes it worth watching is the episode they get the tank in.
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All I was thinking was "the peeps on Flipside would love this stuff."
Oh don't you worry, i love anime and have already watched that series. The boobs may be an exaggeration throughout the whole series, but oh well, it has zombies! Can't wait for season 2 to come here.
but what really makes it worth watching is the episode they get the tank in.
What about the bathroom episode? XD
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You can't go wrong with Zombies.
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<3 Zombies! :-* they are so misunderstood. ya know? lolz
i'm wearing my pepsi shirt and my short bluejean shorts.
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I'm wearing my black cat ears, a blue fuzzy collar, blue crotchless panties, grey and pruple socks, and my black cat tail.
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Request: Bazooka grrrrrls
Also, I know this isn't actually sexy, but you know, every fucking time I need a doctors apointment or such its something about my crotch. Seriously, I can't remember the last time I was at the doctors when there wasn't something "wrong" with my private area.
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What was that?
(http://wapking.com/wallpapers/files/iPhone/Animates/full/bazooka_girl.jpg)
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs39/i/2009/075/f/f/Bazooka_Girl_by_DarkZeroInside.jpg)
(http://www.airsoftcanada.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=6592&g2_serialNumber=2)
Sandals, torn pants and my peng shirt.
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(http://www.deviantart.com/download/27232247/Rambi_the_sheepish____by_zambi.jpg)
Boots, cargo pants, t-shirt and a back pack. I'm going hiking ya'll. See you in a few days. (Or tonight, I gotta work tomorrow after all.)
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sonic the hedgehog t-shirt and white pants.
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Avro grey T-shirt and black cargo/combat trousers.
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Gray pj's with white bears, hearts and "snooze" on them.
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wearing crocks and shorts. and nursing the nail hole in my foot. :(
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Nothing + a pink towel on my head and glasses. Imagine I look pretty smart.
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A green Mountaineering Council of Scotland T-shirt and grey PJ bottoms, about to head off to bed. Up soon to watch the Rugby World Cup.
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sexy time!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/miscellaneous/kittyandbunnybath.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/miscellaneous/catgirl5.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/miscellaneous/kittygirlwithbunnydoll.jpg)
NSFW kitty with bell (http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/1071/d9aff7a8b7153d1606067f5ca9c31079.jpeg?1282666)
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Wrapped in a blanket, as the AC has me feeling a little chilled.
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<3 Zombies! :-* they are so misunderstood. ya know? lolz
i'm wearing my pepsi shirt and my short bluejean shorts.
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I'm wearing my black cat ears, a blue fuzzy collar, blue crotchless panties, grey and pruple socks, and my black cat tail.
Since when did you get blue crotchless panties O_O ?
Wearing black shirt, black pants, black socks. Don't worry, no one died ;). It's part of my work uniform.
And more bathtub fun.
(http://www.truthordarepics.com/sexstoryarchive/bath/images/bath08.jpg)
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I'm wearing canvas pants again. Mil Surplus shirt, and my old man hat because my head is cold.
I'm going to look like this someday:
http://www.lonelycyclist.rtij.nl/Alba215ruw.jpg (http://www.lonelycyclist.rtij.nl/Alba215ruw.jpg)
But, since this is the sexy thread, I've got to say it looks better on her:
(http://www.viciousstyle.com/images/aaah67green.jpg)
(FRECKLES!)
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LESBIAN COSPLAYERS!!!!!
(http://www.reece-eu.net/gallery/var/albums/funny/nerdy-lesbians.jpg?m=1272638524)
So, I have been thinking about my sexuality, and I'm still pretty sure I'm bi even though I've never really been with a woman (for more than 2,5 days), but in addition I have been thinking about my mental gender.
This I have been pondering for two years on and off, since my ex girlfriend asked me if I was a transgendered since I mentioned I sort of wished I had been born a boy.
It's not exactly that I wish to be a man, but I think I would have liked to have been one. I don't want to change anything though. I am very happy this way, I mean I love being the hot image that I am and would "jack off" to; Woman. ;D
I am also very feminine. I can be so girly I feel like puking just thinking about it. Puking pink glittery stuff. And I love it.
But the more I think about the more I believe that I have a very broad mental gender. I can be not entirely maxed out on the girly scale, but pretty darn girly, and I also admire mens behaviour greatly and aspire to become more like them, and sometimes I see it in myself. And it is all me. No pretense, it comes easy.
But I swear this is the last thing. When I fantasize I usually don't think like I imagine other women think, I believe my sexual fantasies are more of a man's.
It might just be that I'm influenced by porn and that since porn is made by men for men (except yaoi) I've been "taught" to think like that and enjoy it.
Wow, sexual filosophy/psychology/human behaviour (or whatever) shit is really fun!
What do you guys think?
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There are alternatives to just male, female and Transgender. You should investigate them, I'm sure there are a decent number of resources around for that sort of thing. I like the Popeye theory of gender - "I am what I am and that's all what I am", so to speak.
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Above all, chag, you are a cool cat!
Personally I dislike sorting sexuality into norms, mainly because any borders are so fluid.
Some stay one orientation all their lives, some find soulmates where they would never have looked but for freak chance. Others evolve and change in their sexuality through their lives and yet others just love life and everyone and everything in it:)
The only constant is change and chaos, mostly for good imo:)
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Well, i think like churba, you are what you are, like what you like and that's it, you're a man that likes men? So be it! A girl who likes girls? Why not? You like both? The more the merrier!
I wouldn't think that much about my own sexuality, but about that which you feel is better and more fun for you. I myself have found times when i thought "Damn, i would have liked to be born a girl" and then some times i think "I'm so lucky to be a man".
I like to think we're not influenced by others and the world, of course it ain't true, but i try to shape myself like... well, myself.
I still can't imagine myself being with a man, so i guess i still have places of me to explore... or simply that i don't like them.
If you wonder why i tried to imagine myself with a guy, it's cause several people say i tend to act more girly than manly. I wouldn't know, i act as "me".
So, i guess my opinion in all the subject is: "Be yourself, nothing more, nothing less"
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I like the "I yam what I yam" vote up there.
I'm male.
I'm straight. (Boringly so.)
I like musicals.
I can sew (somewhat.)
I am in fact, pretty good at interior design. ( I don't care to bother most of the time, but when called upon to do so...)
I do use phrases like "Gorgeous darling."
I don't particularly care for sports, or cars in quite the same way as others.
I have no problems with hunting. (I hunt, just not very often.)
I like to shoot guns. They are fun.
I like action movies too. If they're musical action flicks, so much the better!
Make of any of that, what you will.
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Heh, you sound like me. XD
Though i can't sew shit. :P
Wearing boxers, i'm off to bed, g'night.
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This sleeping thread needs to be awake. Time for some more Mosh.
(http://www.themoshroom.com/images/pub_gal/alt_14.jpg)
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I'm wearing green pants and a green long-sleeved shirt. it's frieking cold. lolz ;D
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My almost constant uniform for the past week has been my scuffed steel toes, a pair of canvas cargoes, t-shirt+sweatshirt+ my bike jacket and my old man hat, along with various pairs of fingerless gloves.
I'm not used to the sudden cool weather!
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so i saw this on facebook:
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320756_2545702681966_1235752135_33215266_1101898257_n.jpg)
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For jump start.
Bring Sexy Back.
(No, literally, bring me sexy BACK's. Shoulders are awesome.)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TD5NHCZYjDU/Tm4N_coBB0I/AAAAAAAAElw/ZfMw8tAhzDg/s1600/Rhona+Mitra+%252813%2529.jpg)
(http://www.pubcardenal.es/cumplefamosos/fotos/Rhona_Mitra-2.jpg)
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I was wearing this on Halloween night: (http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376518_285017288197097_100000664837566_1000547_1938770055_n.jpg)
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Great, Smiles, you killed the Sex Thread ;). Here's another Sexy Back.
(http://xaxor.com/images/girls-sexyback-pics-part8-/girls-sexyback-pics-part8-20.jpg)
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Does advice/cheering up about sex/not-having-sex belong in this thread?
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Chag4. As I read the first post for this thread, this is exactly the place to share such things! So go ahead!
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Covered in sweat, grime and various engine lubricants. Not bad.
Also, have a picture.
(http://i.imgur.com/7Y22D.jpg)
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Well I haven't had sex in about 5 months. Which probably isn't that long, however it feels way too long for me.
Now I do know someone who I could have had, but back when he was interrested and we talked I wasn't ready, seeing as I had just been dumped by my boyfriend and wasn't really in the mood.
But I am now, absolutely. Only I haven't talked to him in a while since I haven't seen him (due to lack of money) and I think he was losin interrest and maybe he was a bit mad I wasn't trying harder.
But now I am able to see him, I just don't know if he wants to see me anymore. And even if he would see me, I think I might have killed his interest.
But, I am no man and don't really know how you think, so maybe you know better what he might feel about me now?
(I believe he had feelings for me back when I was with my ex, and when he heard we were broken up he started talking to me a bit more and wanted to see me and hang out. And then once in a while when he was drunk he sent me messages which I believe meant that he missed me and didn't understand why I wouldn't see him.)
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I say try get in touch and ask him as plainly as you care to be :)
Ps: And Churba, it's almost Lolita warning on that pic XD
However... resident cradle robber/pedo-bear approoves XP
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All asian women look like teenagers anyways.
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I say try get in touch and ask him as plainly as you care to be :)
Ps: And Churba, it's almost Lolita warning on that pic XD
However... resident cradle robber/pedo-bear approoves XP
I assure you she's not even close to being Jailbait, let alone Lolita.
All asian women look like teenagers anyways.
ಠ_ಠ
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I say try get in touch and ask him as plainly as you care to be :)
Ps: And Churba, it's almost Lolita warning on that pic XD
However... resident cradle robber/pedo-bear approoves XP
I assure you she's not even close to being Jailbait, let alone Lolita.
All asian women look like teenagers anyways.
ಠ_ಠ
My guess would be mid-twenties from the start. No lolita or jaibait I've seen pics of has the breast shape of a fully grown woman (however young)
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Chag4. Guys are basically really, really simple creatures. We have more subtlety credited to us than due. Be as plain spoken and forthright as you are comfortable with in speaking with him. :)
Also, I just had someone confuse me with being a highschool student again the other day. So, let's face it. It's hard to judge age sometimes. (I'm very nearly 29.)
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Legs are also nice... <3
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I had an uncle with heterochromia. One eye brown, one kind of grey/blue.
Only person I've ever known to have it though.
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The older sister of a friend of mine way back in elementary school had it, and so did her cat. Only cases I know of personally, and that was over 25 years ago.
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i'm wearing a red hoodie and green jeans with reindeer socks.
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(http://i.imgur.com/4ncZ1.jpg)
This absolutely nostalga'd me out for the days when I was just hanging out and surfing a lot, back in the day.
EDIT - Not my Pic, it just made me nostalgic. Pic via Tokyo Undressed.
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(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/7/128967998482464902.jpg)
Okay, you know the hunter from Left 4 Dead? I look just like that right now.
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i'm wearing my save the boobies shirt. :-*
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tonight I'm wearing my blue longsleeved shirt and black pants with gray and purple striped ankle socks.
it's coooooold here
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this is what I'd like to be wearing:
(http://www.bondageblog.com/bondage-pictures/belled-dominatrix.jpg)
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what no one wants sexy anymore?
(http://sl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/540/540920g168arq97j.jpg)
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No, still want sexy, just haven't had time for it. Work, and then Work#2, and then house work and hunting for a new house have been eating up time. I'm a single guy, and I just don't have the time! It's been nuts lately I tell you!
Top 2 things on my to-do list are sleep and uh... I forget the other one. (Sleep dep will do that to you!)
One day, I hope to be able to light photos like this.
Classics for you:
(http://www.retronaut.co/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Ziegfeld-4.jpg)
(http://www.retronaut.co/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Ziegfeld-13.jpg)
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nice like the classic look.
I'm just gonna wear my robe tonight and then nothing to bed as usual.
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well I THOUGHT I was going to the movies so I'm wearing my black babydoll t with the blue unicorn on it and white pants.
on another note I kinda thought these girls have a hotness about them:
(http://sl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/932/932291x85qoict96.jpg)
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Some random finds
(http://www.tcd.ie/Communications/assets/img/Engineering%20initiative07.10.jpg)
(http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/71295/71295,1290372675,2/stock-photo-photo-of-a-young-beautiful-redhead-mechanic-wearing-overalls-and-holding-a-welding-torch-attached-65594581.jpg)
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i can't sew shit.
Nobody can. It's too goopy and amorphous, plus I can't see why anyone would want to since it smells so bad.
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like the tatoos.
and burning things is sooo Hawt.
sorry bu I dont have my sexy on just now. I'm cooking dinner. ::)
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Don't like the first pic to be honest, holding the torch wrong and to far back from the vice.......................I'm just a big cynic these days.
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going to hop in the shower and go to bed now. :-* so of course nudity time! ^_^ ;)
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I just want to say to all you guys that this is the best thread ever. Keep it awesome! :-*
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lol so what are you not wearing right now? :D i'm not wearing socks ^_^
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What a coincidence; I'm not wearing socks either! ;D
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Shock Horror!! I'm not wearing a jumper :o :o :o :o :o The big yellow Orb in the sky has been out for the past few days!! We're ddddddddddddddooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmedddddddd!!!
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I'm not wearing long sleeves or a second layer of clothing. Why? HOT CLIMATE FTF >:(
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not wearing most wearable things.
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I'm not wearing socks but I am wearing short short tight blue jean shorts and a powderblue t with a black design on it.
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http://www.deviantart.com/download/173348474/Korra__s_Ultimate_Power_by_PVMK.jpg
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I ran out of socks and underwear today :[
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mmmm so wearing less is good. lolz
I'm wearing my blue t-shirt with the yellow Hawaiian flowers on it.
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Just wearing a plain black T-shirt and brown trousers.
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I think i'm wearing my sister's american flag t-shirt
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I'm wearing a bathrobe and my engagement ring
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half worn-out socks. You may have seen or be about to see the other thread where I ranted about lame socks.
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Beige T-shirt and my Combat 95 woodland pattern trousers.
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panties
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we need like buttons lolz.
I'm wearing my Illini t-shirt
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No we don't this ain't Farcebook.
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Arsebook? >.>;
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lol I'm wearing my white sox t-shirt right now. ;)
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Wearing black combat/cargo trousers and my Dick Dastardly and Muttley T-shirt.
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A purple t-shirt and black boxers with red sides.
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I'm wearing my smilie face color wheel t-shirt and black shorts
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Sitting here in my birthday suit, newly shaved and showered :P
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I'm wearing my Chicago Bears Chick t-shirt
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Wearing a black, v-necked t-shirt and nothing else :P
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Just took a late-night shower so I could post that I'm totally nude. Well also to clean myself...
Now let that fill your imagination with far sexier depictions of me than the way I actually look!
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I'm a genius!
I've discovered this nifty thing you can do when you run out of clothes / don't want to wear any: get a blanket, preferably an afghan-type one with lots of little holes, and wrap it around yourself like a towel. Except with a twist - hold it centered in front of yourself, then sort of walk into the middle of it. Wrap the sides around yourself until the two top corners go from the front to the back and come back to the front again. Then tie them in a knot behind your head (don't do this too tight or you'll strangle yourself) kind of like a halter top. This will keep it from falling down.
The result: a dress-like thing that allows you almost the full nude experience, complete with really low back and lots of ventilation, but keeps your naked butt from touching everything you sit on and your wiener (if you're a dude) from flopping around everywhere like some kind of malformed limb. Doesn't really cover anything though. :\
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I'm a genius!
I've discovered this nifty thing you can do when you run out of clothes / don't want to wear any: get a blanket, preferably an afghan-type one with lots of little holes, and wrap it around yourself like a towel. Except with a twist - hold it centered in front of yourself, then sort of walk into the middle of it. Wrap the sides around yourself until the two top corners go from the front to the back and come back to the front again. Then tie them in a knot behind your head (don't do this too tight or you'll strangle yourself) kind of like a halter top. This will keep it from falling down.
The result: a dress-like thing that allows you almost the full nude experience, complete with really low back and lots of ventilation, but keeps you warm and prevents your naked butt from touching everything you sit on. Doesn't really cover anything though. :\
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i'm wearing a tie dye shirt that says "Peace Love Space" on it and short green shorts. with smilie face slippers on my feet.
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Just my scruffs........a T-shirt and a pair of track suit trousers.
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I find it depressing that I can't think of anything to find to add to the sexyness of the thread, photo wise.
Current dress, blue jeans, metal shavings and a lot of body filler/primer dust.
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I was just pondering the lack of sexiness as well.
White t-shirt, shorts.
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Arsebook? >.>;
BootyBook!!! XD
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oh? do we need more naked photos in here?
I'm wearing my capricon t-shirt and tight blue pants.
how about some tight pants photos?
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Heya awesome people,
may I join your sexy ranks? ;)
An easy going aussie here who dropped by to say hi :)
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The Forumites demands a sacrifice from you first............................................WE WANT PHOTOS!!
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Heya awesome people,
may I join your sexy ranks? ;)
An easy going aussie here who dropped by to say hi :)
Prepare to be groped!
Ahem. Sorry.
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Feels as if we're getting you back as a more confident Raz! :-*
Also, wellcome Brillig, and have fun!
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I bring thee sexy tribute, humbly offered up to the forumite gods. :-*
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs48/PRE/f/2009/195/6/b/The_kiss_by_alexiuss.jpg)
@Razzly: You'd better watch out, I might grope back :P
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@Brillig: Your sacrifice is acceptable... but now you shall be sauced and groped...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lTyQ405NwjQ/SVQlhbl1SBI/AAAAAAAAMYY/ZI0qS_IOlKA/s400/triochampagnexmas2.jpg)
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I'm completely naked in bed right now. ;)
yay the sexy is back! :-*
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Okay, someone mentioned tight pants. That gave me something to look for. I'm still just not that interested in the sexy myself right now, but, I bring it for you shining people. You're welcome.
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/32aug16-tight-pants-gymnasts.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1GR6mjbBpTI/TNQu3_H_y8I/AAAAAAAABhA/xvimxAW51DY/s1600/yoga.jpg)
(http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20100604/tight_pants_50.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1djtl5Vf1ak/T5VvUX9NmzI/AAAAAAAAAu0/mtsgERLaJBk/s1600/man-likes-tight-jeans.jpg)
If I can't unsee that last one, neither should you be able to. Sorry, had to share the pain.
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@Charles: No, not the champagne! Anything but the champagne!
Thats right, this is a "what are you wearing" thread... what I'm wearing inclueds jeans... no, not as tight as in that picture :O
I wouldn't be wearing anything, but this computer is in the living room, and my family aren't quiiite as comfortable as I am yet with teh nuddy. :P I'm totally converting them though!
Any thoughts from ppl about nudity? Is it always sexual? To me, it seems the human body is awesome sauce.
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Wearing my work clothes... and a dressing gown over top... Its bloody cold.
You can certainly have non-erotic nude art. Could depend on what you define with the word "sexual" as to if all nudity is that though. Certainly I think gender is quite obviously conveyed and emphasized more than a similar art piece without nudity would be. It really depends what the artist is trying to convey in a shot and what they successfully convey. As always, art is a subjective thing and just because most of us wouldn't interpret a certain nude art as non-erotic doen't mean that there isn't someone who might find it alluring and arousing.
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Just wearing a plain grey T-shirt and black combat trousers, nothing special really.
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time for some fun naked piccies of me again!
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=51aad642d8&view=att&th=137ca4ce82520329&attid=0.1&disp=thd&realattid=f_h36qlvpa0&zw)
(https://mail-attachment.googleusercontent.com/attachment/?ui=2&ik=51aad642d8&view=att&th=137ca4ce82520329&attid=0.2&disp=inline&realattid=f_h36qpwts1&safe=1&zw&saduie=AG9B_P9x845HYvzyZT1LzLkwlr9S&sadet=1339129164534&sads=ZgjIdFWbPoHJXBe8u6Ask7hGKu8&sadssc=1)
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time for some fun naked piccies of me again!
Oh cruel world that would keep those links from resolving to images *cry*
;)
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hmm well they work for me. *shrugs* i'm naked now too so let me retry...
(http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?fid=Inbox&mid=2_0_0_1_930464_AFi3iGIAAC%2F7T9F8JgYkL2GltYs&pid=2&tnef=&YY=1339482825593&file_name=100_0554.JPG&appid=YahooMailNeo)
(http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?fid=Inbox&mid=2_0_0_1_930464_AFi3iGIAAC%2F7T9F8JgYkL2GltYs&pid=3&tnef=&YY=1339482825593&file_name=100_0556.JPG&appid=YahooMailNeo)
can you see me now? ;D
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nope :(
hmm well they work for me. *shrugs* i'm naked now too so let me retry...
(http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?fid=Inbox&mid=2_0_0_1_930464_AFi3iGIAAC%2F7T9F8JgYkL2GltYs&pid=2&tnef=&YY=1339482825593&file_name=100_0554.JPG&appid=YahooMailNeo)
(http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?fid=Inbox&mid=2_0_0_1_930464_AFi3iGIAAC%2F7T9F8JgYkL2GltYs&pid=3&tnef=&YY=1339482825593&file_name=100_0556.JPG&appid=YahooMailNeo)
can you see me now? ;D
I think you're linking from your gmail, hotmail, yahoo-mail or something. So it'd work for you either because you're logged into the mail site or because it's "cached" from you opening it earlier. You'd have to upload the files to something like photobucket, flickr, dropbox, etc.
Makes me wonder how many more photos you've posted over the years that we've missed because of this *lol*
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Imgur is an excellent option for these things. (http://imgur.com)
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actually last time I linked form my yahoo it worked for everyone. *shrugs* but they updated alot since I last posted stuff.
here this time I got some help ^_^
(http://www.faneliaonline.net/images/100_0554.jpg) (http://www.faneliaonline.net/images/100_0556.jpg)
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There's nothing like a woman wearing a teddy.
I'll surely have to make an attempt at replication sometime next week.
Grats Smiles, you've brought sexy back!
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The term "bear breasts" also comes to mind ;).
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You "Bear" it well Smiles :P
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thanks guys. :-[
looking forward to seeing some sexy teddy bear piccies from you lot now ^_^ :-* heh
hmm sexy backs: (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JXj4n9Y0BSw/TeaAB_LYw_I/AAAAAAAABJk/JpGM3n-40Mo/s1600/Hot-Anime-Girls-Cartoon.jpg)
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Imgur is an excellent option for these things. (http://imgur.com)
imgur is also hosted on my cdn, so if you want your porn to go through my tubes.... that's one option
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Naked pics with instruments are awesome too!
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Naked pics with instruments are awesome too!
Ha, I'd jump to the chance there, since I have a whole family of instruments, but I've gained a lot of weight since I was put on some heavier meds. x_x I'm no longer very confident about my body...
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Yeah I'm a little nervous as well. Put on around 15kg... Gotta exercise and eat better.
Its a funny thing. If I had the weight previously, I wouldn't be worried, but I guess it's the reveal that I've gained weight, since you've seen me before, which is the clincher... which is silly considering I just told you but *shrug*
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Naked pics with instruments are awesome too!
Ha, I'd jump to the chance there, since I have a whole family of instruments, but I've gained a lot of weight since I was put on some heavier meds. x_x I'm no longer very confident about my body...
Considdering how skinny you looked a couple of years back, I bet that weight has just accented your natural curves :P
I'm struggling to find ways to drop at least below 100kg... but with 30kg above, that's not easy when I'm not really sure if I want to change what I eat, and it's hard to decrease the portion sizes when they've been the same size for almost 15 years so I have no point of reference to what's normal. Trying to get out and move about more instead :)
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Yeah I'm a little nervous as well. Put on around 15kg... Gotta exercise and eat better.
Its a funny thing. If I had the weight previously, I wouldn't be worried, but I guess it's the reveal that I've gained weight, since you've seen me before, which is the clincher... which is silly considering I just told you but *shrug*
Hah. Thus begins operation sexypants pictures.
And Razzly, I have to agree with what Emp is saying about curves. :P Funny. I was just mentioning to someone I was walking with the other day as we saw the most unhealthy looking little girl barely making it in heels half her size... wobbly sticks can be a unattractive xP bleh.
I love girls for their curves. And softness. so soft... <3
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I'm slightly over weight, mainly need to get rid of this beer barrel.
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(http://static.tumblr.com/lgzoi3z/dDllj97ex/curvy-models-1_n9jwi_22975.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkr997v7WC1qf1m5po1_1280.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7kby0lhJx1qa7sypo1_500.jpg)
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/152518d1286104623-funny-strange-random-pics-curves2.jpeg)
I'll create some photos later next week.
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That is EXACTLY what women should look like! Healthy!
I gained a lot of confidence when my weight went up. But then I hadn't eaten well enough the last 6 years, so it might have been mostly that.
But I felt more comfortable looking in the mirror and seeing some soft spots on my body instead og just skin and bones.
Women can be pretty when they are skinny too, but soft, curvy women are just more fun to touch.
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I agree. Soft, curvy women are wonderful, but... I don't know. I'm used to a certain bodytype, you know? And I felt really attractive when I was very petite. Then I gained about 6 kilos and the difference is really big. I've gone from petite to a little pudgier than average (for my height, mind you) and my confidence is shattered. :(
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Yeah I can understand that, and yet I can't if you know what I mean. As I said, if I'd had the weight previously I probably wouldn't care but because I put it on I do. And I'm well aware of the flawed logic in that and yet it just seems to be stuck there.
I'll get the photos up but it will be in the back of my mind regardless... and maybe thats a good thing to motivate me into getting some exercise, not really just for loosing weight but just getting healthy again as I've really noticed a decline in the last 4 years on what I was once capable of physically.
Totally understand about the 6kg as well. I'm 6'1" and 92Kg. I have a friend who's 1 inch too tall to be classified as a dwarf but she loose a kilo or too at a time and it really shows.
(http://hommeplus.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/plus_size_men_.png)
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(Huge rant. Ignore if sick of this shit.)
Yes, 6 kilos is a lot for short girls. I noticed that too.
I was a ruined wreck that didn't eat enough, back when I was in school. Because of low bloodsugar I was slightly depressed most of the time, and it greatly affected my confidence.
Gaining wheight made me feel a lot more like a woman since I got more normal and evened out, with hips and stuff.
It has always bothered me how men could find me sexually attractive before. I was nothing more than a shy, cute, skinny girl with big boobs. I was a child in so many ways, and it always bothered me that men could look at me like that. So even if I was attractive then, it doesn't matter, because what I needed wasn't to feel attractive, but to feel like a woman. I couldn't be completely comfortably with sexuality untill I felt like a woman for real. And I never really did untill I was 19 and 56kg and happier than I had ever been before.
I think people where scared I thought I was fat every time I remarked upon my weight gain, because they kept insisting I didn't look any different. Which actually just made me a bit dissapointed because I had worked so hard, and was so happy about it and nobody would admit to seeing any change even though they should be able to see how happy I was about it.
That was pretty much the only dent in my otherwise perfect autumn.
It didn't bother me then, because I was so incredibly happy, but it has bothered me a bit now.
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It has always bothered me how men could find me sexually attractive before.
I think this next part answers that for me.
I was nothing more than a shy, cute, skinny girl with big boobs.
Breast size can often make people think of a girl as mature despite actual age and attitude and I immediately think of Dolly Parton by that description but then she didn't take off until she was about 21 or 22 and likely wasn't shy (nor would I use "cute" to really describe her), so this next part makes me wonder somewhat.
I was a child in so many ways
If we're talking boys within two years of your own age then I don't see a problem as they were likely close to the same maturity level and didn't really see you as a child. But I guess you didn't feel like a woman then and now you do so the last thing you need to hear is that you're the same cute girl you were then when you feel like you've grown and matured a great deal to become a woman who finds it hard to associate herself with that girl.
I'm not entirely certain when I really thought of myself as a man and found it hard to recognize the boy I'd been... probably around 17, half-way through my 2nd last year of school or maybe more towards the end of that year. I'd suffered from teasing a bullying quite a lot and it had really gotten to me over the years but it suddenly felt like something snapped and the entire process just seemed pathetically childish and I wondered how I'd ever been affected by what I saw as such petty stuff.
(http://cdn103.iofferphoto.com/img/item/164/529/261/BXh6.jpg)
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Totally understand about the 6kg as well. I'm 6'1" and 92Kg. I have a friend who's 1 inch too tall to be classified as a dwarf but she loose a kilo or too at a time and it really shows.
Man, I'm 6'4" and 87kg. I need to fatten up, meet you somewhere in the middle.
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@charles
All true. I might not have been "right" about not looking mature enough or that it should be wrong for boys and men (not all my own age) to find me attractive, but that would never matter to me as long as I "felt" that way.
But still, men who are attracted to teenage girls with no womanly qualities except for boobs (or not even that) freak me out. Too bad there are so many of them.
So anyways, how do yo guys feel about nipple piercings?
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Hmm interesting never thought about it before,
Wearing my Combat 95 woodland pattern trousers and my Dastardly Taxi's T-Shirt.
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So anyways, how do yo guys feel about nipple piercings?
Can't say I feel much about them at all. It's a little annoying if they click on your teeth, but that's about it.
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I think they're sexy on the right person.
Meaning a sexy person. ;D
But then I've never clicked my teeth on any, so what would I know?
But I think almost anything meant to be sexy is sexy just because of the sexy intention. Except when it's too much or just wrong, which sometimes it is *shrug*.
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Chag: I'm really happy for you. I mean it. I think it's wonderful that you found your healthy, natural weight and feel more like a woman. In a way I suppose I'm envious as well, because this is also my "natural weight" (as in the weight I have when I eat normally, while still allowing myself some snacks now and then. Razzly types this while eating crisps. So much for going back to the old weight? xD) and I wish I could love it. I usually tell myself I look fine, and with clothes on it's usually okay (apart from a bit of belly :( ) but naked? Not nice to see in the mirror.
And since we're weight-dropping, I'm 5'3 and 57 kgs. Used to be 49 kgs.
Nipple piercings are hawt! I'm a bit too paranoid to get one myself though. Nipples are such sensitive things, dun want needles in them! *Grabs boobs protectively*
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Nipple piercings are hawt! I'm a bit too paranoid to get one myself though. Nipples are such sensitive things, dun want needles in them! *Grabs boobs protectively*
For that exact reason I wonder if they'd be worth it. Playing with them would probably send all sorts of tingles through your body. But yeah... I'd have this fear of them catching on my shirt as I pulled it off too quickly and... ouch.
For what it's worth Razzly, apparently you're about spot on the perfect weight for your height with a BMI of around 21 so great work! I'm on a BMI of about 26 right now, so I've got to work it off.
P.S. 5'3 is the exact height that pictures and paintings are hung on walls to give the best focus level for exactly that height... or at least it was earlier last century *shrug*.
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I was thinking I'd get my nipples pierced. Only, I hear you should do one at a time because it can be painful to sleep on the side you have it on in the beginning, as it heals.
But if I just do one, I'm not sure I'll dare go back for the other because of the pain. I'm a terrible wimp. But I want to do both.
I can deal with pain, easy, but not being scared or dreading something. So I think I'll do both at the same time, because I'm pretty sure I can deal with the sleeping problem more than having to go back after I know what it feels like.
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Speaking of dimensions and mass, I'm 6'2 and weighing in at 0.13 of a metric ton... While my comfort weight is around 90-95kg and I have issues with the mirror as soon as the clothes come off, so I think I was quite brave saturday evening when I utilized the swimming pools of a hotel where I stayed with most of my closest family to celebrate my mother's 65th birthday.
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Bomb dive 'em Emp!
@Chag: I know when my sister had her ears pierced, and when she did it as a hair-dresser, they generally always did both ears at the exact same time so it was over and done with.
In some ways it seems worse but if I was to go a nipple piercing I'd actually prefer a thicker piercing. It's likely a little different for men as we generally have to get the piercing through the areola while most women can get it either through the areola or the nipple it's self.
Nipple Piercing:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-at8rII6Y6wU/T1T_CyqPEHI/AAAAAAAAAas/ViFP4_CduYk/s400/nipple-Piercings.jpg)
Areola Piercing:
(http://community.tribalectic.com/files/imagecache/display/files/experience_image/nips.jpg)
Some blokes do have the nipples for it:
(http://www.bodyjewelleryshop.com/gallery/data/510/medium/199double_nipple.JPG)
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Anyone with mass to spare, pass it along over here :P I'm 20 and a guy and I should probably weigh more than 55 kgs :P
As to nipple piercings, I think I'd say:
But then I've never clicked my teeth on any, so what would I know?
But I think almost anything meant to be sexy is sexy just because of the sexy intention. Except when it's too much or just wrong, which sometimes it is *shrug
:D
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Hmm.. For the piercings, I kind of like playing with them, but knowing some people who've gotten them, and then gotten them taken out, the general consensus was that there was a constant terror of having them ripped out. Which is why I've pretty much crossed getting one of my to-do list. I hurt myself way too often to give myself yet another way to rip a chunk of flesh out of me.
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Not interested in getting pierced there... for one, my nipples are too damn perfect >.>
But fuck, they can be fun to play with.
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How can nipples be "too" perfect?
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Not interested in getting pierced there... for one, my nipples are too damn perfect >.>
But fuck, they can be fun to play with.
your nipples or nipple rings? ;)
Also *groan* (unfulfilled longing (for either option!), not eye rolling)
@Brillig :D
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Chag it's Akashayi everything about her is perfect :P
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Chag it's Akashayi everything about her is perfect :P
Good point.
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Don't question it... unless you want proof ;)
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Don't question it... unless you want proof ;)
We've already been given it in the past. ;)
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But even more proof would nae hurt ::)
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Haha, I wonder if I can't find some pictures.
Chag4... I suppose it's a pretty subjective thing, a matter of taste. My breasts are exactly the way I prefer them on other women and I'm fond of them. Which isn't to say I don't enjoy most all kinds :D Pierced or not, small or large... boobs are fun!
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What have you lot turned me into! I was such a sweet,innocent angelic thing before I joined this forum ;) *cough,cough*
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boobs are fun!
But don't forget the boners are awesome!
(I seem to recall we had a good few pages in here about how awesome they were at one point *LOL*)
Dredged this up while looking for the old conversation.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/self/postdiskonekrocookie.jpg)
Girl has a cookie and Mountain Dew... There can be no doubt now.
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Was there any doubt?
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I still have a significant amount of strong, throbbing doubt haha.
(not sure where that came from! South Park reference maybe? charles did mention boners...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHy8xEt2QI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHy8xEt2QI) <--The Hardy Boys get raging clues on South Park.
EDIT: I'm prettty sure if the boner conversation was dredged up I'd be pretty embarrassed...seem to remember I went on a pretty weird rant. I was new to caffeine at that time!!
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Oh man, my vinyl trenchcoat. I wonder where that is these days. I think it ended up on some guy or girl after a night of drinking. >.>
The penis is a wonderful thing, sure...and I certainly enjoy them. And sometimes I enjoy having a detachable one while playing. But come on guys, even gay men have to agree with me in that breasts are just more fun to play with and look at!
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Been sooooooooooooo long since I last played with a pair :( dam did I say that out loud?! :o
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*quietly admits he's never had any romantic experience* :P
It'll happen, I'm not rushing it.
Oh, and I've seen the proof, I've read a lot of this thread. The british upper class might say I have the advantage of you all eh heheh
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For anyone who find men in uniform sexy; Here's me in my primary airsoft outfit
(http://nomendubium.net/~akashayi/images/DSC00941.JPG)
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How can nipples be "too" perfect?
Hey, you just don't mess with natural wonders sometimes. We don't need to do anything to change Niagra Falls, or the Grand Canyon after all.
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That photo would be all right apart from that bloke holding the GPMG...................who let him in!! :P
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I haven't touched any boobs but my own... D:
Or wait, maybe once or twice when I was drunk. Too bad I barely remember.
Well, at least I have been told mine are pretty darn fun.
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@Chag: I'm not gonna look up old photos of you to confirm it so I'll just take your word for it :p
Strewth! I'm watching a good Porn DVD and the sound is amazing! Seriously, I normally have to put the sound up to 70/100 for DVDs and the TV can normally sit at 15/100 with comfort but this thing is clear as day at only 3/100!
I though for ages there was an issue with my DVD player... anyway... back to my movie :D
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enjoy ;)
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*meh* it was alright. Not too bad a storyline although on the "attempt at romantic" side. Certainly high-quality though.
Its very hard to make a porn that involves good storyline. Porns are generally watched for their sex scenes and the sex scenes just don't add much to the storyline other than the people had sex, except in mainstream movies they have maybe a minues of flashes from the sex scene or just a quick glimpse to pretty much inform the audience that the people had sex with each other and thats really all the porn movies accomplish with the same thing, except they take at least 10 minutes to do it.
Its generally only in incest, rape, alien and supernatural sex movies that the sex scene can mean much more than "those people had sex" as far as the storyline goes. In those circumstances it can become a real pivot to the story or at the very least an interesting part (I don't count affairs/cheating 'cos its just so over-done that its as meaninless as anything else). You look in literotica and sure enough its generally those stories that do the best. hentai is another one that can make it since it goes to such extremes with the sex scenes but I also find they generally don't overdo their scenes and even throw some acting lines into it with reasonable success.
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Thing is pron films aren't meant to have much of a story line so might as well just show every one having sex.
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or you *could* show an interesting story, with great characters, and have awesome sex as part of the movie. But noooo, sex is shaaaameful. XP
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@Chag: I'm not gonna look up old photos of you to confirm it so I'll just take your word for it :p
Yeah, there would be no point. They've grown quite a bit since I last posted a photo.
Oh, and about porn movies; they've always annoyed me. If they can't come up with a good storyline I'd mch rather they skip it and just have sex. But I never liked professional porn anyways.
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Watched a chinese movie called "Sex and Zen" (2011) as well. Its not an actual porn but if the sex scenes in it had been real I reckon it could have pulled off a live action porn movie with reasonable plot. It managed to put comedy, tragedy and supernatural into it's sex scenes and even ended with a decent theme/message somehow.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EPZ1SUe-FBA/ThsyBrkLwbI/AAAAAAAAA44/84yW3PhcOUU/s1600/3D-Sex-and-Zen-Extreme-Ecstasy.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SNGVxv7k0_c/TbjtzJb5bvI/AAAAAAAAACI/Dg07FI2D4SU/s1600/dxvh98sf.jpg)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j79UrSZ3Lvs/0.jpg)
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:o ???
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:o ???
Indeed.
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That was for the last screen shot.
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Yeah, she/it then proceed to spin a wagon wheel on "it" *LOL* hilarious scene. Much of the movie was comedy.
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Every time I read some of these threads it makes me jealous of how long you all have known each other (and makes me wanna be part of the community) and then I read more and think I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too shy about sex to belong on this forum, lol.
Oh and just so I fit in - wearing a black t-shirt and bright pink, fuzzy Betty Boop pants (my mom makes me the absolute best pajama pants every year for Christmas).
Edited for word choice.
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*drags Ducky-worshiper to the front* Right you don't HAVE to talk about sex (even though it helps), I was the shy retiring type until I met this lot :P
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I know what you mean ducky, I only introduced myself here last week :)
It was odd having read a lot about you guys, and then actually thinking about entering into what was kind of like an ongoing story. A sexy story, granted ;)
Wearing jeans, and a hoody. Damn, it's too hot in here, what's with all these clothes.
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Chag: I'm really happy for you. I mean it. I think it's wonderful that you found your healthy, natural weight and feel more like a woman. In a way I suppose I'm envious as well, because this is also my "natural weight" (as in the weight I have when I eat normally, while still allowing myself some snacks now and then. Razzly types this while eating crisps. So much for going back to the old weight? xD) and I wish I could love it. I usually tell myself I look fine, and with clothes on it's usually okay (apart from a bit of belly :( ) but naked? Not nice to see in the mirror.
And since we're weight-dropping, I'm 5'3 and 57 kgs. Used to be 49 kgs.
Nipple piercings are hawt! I'm a bit too paranoid to get one myself though. Nipples are such sensitive things, dun want needles in them! *Grabs boobs protectively*
i'm so glad youre back razzly ^_^
and its nice to see like everyone posting again. :-* :-* :-*
Every time I read some of these threads it makes me jealous of how long you all have known each other (and makes me wanna be part of the community) and then I read more and think I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too shy about sex to belong on this forum, lol.
Oh and just so I fit in - wearing a black t-shirt and bright pink, fuzzy Betty Boop pants (my mom makes me the absolute best pajama pants every year for Christmas).
<3 betty boop! I have betty boop p-jams too :-*
I know what you mean ducky, I only introduced myself here last week :)
It was odd having read a lot about you guys, and then actually thinking about entering into what was kind of like an ongoing story. A sexy story, granted ;)
Wearing jeans, and a hoody. Damn, it's too hot in here, what's with all these clothes.
i think we lot just kinda grew into our comfort zone together. i can see how it can be a bit eye widening to read all the stuff we put up :-[
i'm wearing my sonic t-shirt and my work pants. no socks!
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Ummm... Hi guys, its been a while. Dunno what happened, I just kinda dropped away, but im back now! I think i may have been that i have (luckily) been not sexually frustrated anymore as i have a lovely lady to take care of that. when i did first join this sexy troupe I was definitely sexually frustrated and looking for a place to vent.
Looks like I have much to do in the way of pictures and some that I apparently promised before disappearing.
And now a couple of replies
@Weight
I am rather ok with my weight right now, sitting at 5'7 and 54kg though I am stupidly and overly self conscious about gaining any weight at all.
@Boobs
Yummy! Though I think I may have missed out on the kasha nipples :(
@Boners Vs Boobs
Boners are quite fun to jump around with, as they seem to defy physics in their own special way.
@Nudity
Definately does not have to be sexual, it can just be a symbol of how comfortable you are with another person.
@New guys
Try running back through this thread as much as you can, its amazing how much more connected to people you feel when you have read their conversations with others... and seen their naughty bits :P
@That old pic of akasha
Totally not mountain dew, that there is real Canada Dry ginger ale, the good stuff.
@Pics with Instruments
Well I just got a new set of pipes so ill see what i can swing ;)
@Tight pants
I got some old pants from highschool that could fit that bill, now just gotta find where they are.
Well right now im wearing a LRR shirt pulled up to my chin and pants around my knees lying on my couch... Ill leave you to guess as to why.
EDIT: Ok one pic now(attached) with my shitty webcam on my laptop that i've never used in a awkward position with crappy light... the next ones will be better I swear.
TL;DR
Good God I missed you guys :-* Pics soon.
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Wearing a plain grey T-shirt and na pair of new black combat/cargo trousers,
Ok that's another old Forumite returning who's next?
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Oh I've actually read the forum religiously for almost 3 years now, and been registered for almost a year. I'm just shy I suppose >.>
Anyway, uh, hi I guess?
@Smiles - yeah I love having bright colored/cute comfy pants to wear around the house because I always have to dress pretty nice for work (my roommate jokes that I start getting undressed the second I open the door to the apartment).
Wearing a Dr Seuss t-shirt (one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!) and grey shorts.
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:D :) :D :) :D :) ;D ;D
Nice to see new and old folks!
@ducky_worshipper: interesting you chose The Sex Thread to introduce yourself in! (sideways glance emoticon). TOTALLY Welcome though!! just joking with you. Make yourself comfortable, whatever that means for you!
@chag4: Only one solution then...NEW pictures!!! *drool drool drool mop keyboard drool more*
*sends Odd two disembodied boobs to fondle while alone in the dark*
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Welcome, Ducky! <3
Edit: Oh, and wearing t-shirt and sweatpants. ...Just woke up. ._.
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loose ends:
How can nipples be "too" perfect?
Hey, you just don't mess with natural wonders sometimes. We don't need to do anything to change Niagra Falls, or the Grand Canyon after all.
^ this was well put
Oh! Nearly forgot! Staring at Charles' pics (really just the second one *drool*) reminded me. If you like hot asian ladies, there is a pretty fun 2012 Taiwanese movie to watch called "Z108". It's horrible but it's a zombie movie, and my theory is that the worse a zombie movie is, the more fun it is so that all zombie movies are equally fun to watch :). I certainly enjoyed it. It doesn't take itself seriously at all, which helps. It also pays decent respect to the zombie genre, though the actual "action" scenes are just horrible. It might not be as fun though for someone who doesn't live here - there are a few sort of inside jokes and landmarks. However, the main point is that it's FILLED from beginning to end with nearly naked hot Taiwanese women and some totally naked! (no full frontal sorry)
We can thank The Walking Dead I think for this gem. It's really popular here.
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@ducky_worshipper: interesting you chose The Sex Thread to introduce yourself in! (sideways glance emoticon). TOTALLY Welcome though!! just joking with you. Make yourself comfortable, whatever that means for you!
To be fair I've totally made other posts before this one (although none specifically being like "hi guys can i be your friend prz?" [which incidentally sounds a lot weirder/creepier when typed out like that]).
Wearing black slacks, a dark green blouse and black dress boots (yay work clothes).
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There is a introduce yourself thread some where in here.
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@ducky_worshipper: interesting you chose The Sex Thread to introduce yourself in! (sideways glance emoticon). TOTALLY Welcome though!! just joking with you. Make yourself comfortable, whatever that means for you!
To be fair I've totally made other posts before this one (although none specifically being like "hi guys can i be your friend prz?" [which incidentally sounds a lot weirder/creepier when typed out like that]).
Wearing black slacks, a dark green blouse and black dress boots (yay work clothes).
Yeah I researched your posts 8) and chose my words carefully. :D
Ex-software engineer here, I tend to follow the code as best as possible before I make an addition (if that makes any sense at all). Some people will get it at least...
undies!
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undies!
That's not very specific :P
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Clothes.....any better?
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undies!
That's not very specific :P
Somehow I think you'll fit in here, miss shy girl!
Kind of weird tight Taiwan-bought boxers? Probably not boxers since they're tight? Likely cotton. Vertically striped. Specific enough? ;D
Dress boots are freaking sweet btw.
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I totally introduced myself through this thread, I had to make sure people knew my nekkidness was coming before i posted it.
Superhero boxers, lying in bed.
(now where is my camera... ???)
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Dress boots are freaking sweet btw.
We're not allowed to wear sneakers, shoes with no back, or open-toe shoes, which leaves you with very few other options. Fortunately I have a love affair with boots and own plenty (we are also discouraged from wearing high heels due to safety reasons in case you need to run away from a client).
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steel toe caps come in handy if they run over your toes in a wheel chair.
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Yeah, ours tend to be more of the "Hi I'm delivering medications to a multiple murderer who currently lives in a meth den so I would really like to be capable of running really fucking fast if need be" variety. (Seriously, super poor rural area = SO MUCH METH)
Also, um, I'm still wearing the same thing but my roommate is wearing a black t-shirt and black cargo shorts.
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Why no sneakers then? Too casual?
Is your roommate male or female?
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Male, and yeah we have to stay "business casual". Plus let's be honest, boots are fucking awesome.
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haha Yes!
So how tall are these particular boots? And...no heels? hmm...hard to imagine. Picture required!!! :D
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Wont be able to post this while away but for Saturday and Sunday I will be wearing my Black high top combat boots, Combat 95 woodland pattern camouflage combat trousers,a suitable t-shirt to go with it and my wide brim combat hat.
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haha Yes!
So how tall are these particular boots? And...no heels? hmm...hard to imagine. Picture required!!! :D
Haha, if I can figure out a way to take a picture on my phone during this meeting I will :P
Also you shoulda seen the rest of the text I got in response to "What are you wearing right now?" from my roomie.
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You would think we are a bunch of preverts in here lol.....................well we are but that doesn't come into it.
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You would think we are a bunch of preverts in here lol.....................well we are but that doesn't come into it.
What he said... so pics pleeease? *puppy eyes*
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nice you know ducky I should really show you my rubber duck collection sometime. ;)
in the meantime I have a freind that is wicked coolies and she put up this pic I'm sure she took on the gay pride Parade day and was like OMG I have got to share wiht you lot :
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/306912_10151237984433868_653797461_n.jpg)
btw I'm totally naked now ^_^ :-*
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NICE!! 8)
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yeah oh and then I was looking through the grapevine and found this:
grapevine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is95TGxVYJ4&feature=related)
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Not really a Tina Turner fan :-\
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I was more looking at the outfits the dancers had on. lolz :P
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Wonderful ongoing conversation! The board serves it's purpose. :)
Fresh out of the shower, just in my bathrobe, open for air drying. ;D
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Rainbow hair above for the win! Some people just colour their hair WRONG. Some people do it right.
I'm just down to jeans and grease for the night, because I'm getting ready to wash up and head to bed after this. (Greasy because I've been working on a flame thrower. AWESOME. Okay, it's a little one, but still, there is fun to be had.)
But, I'm feeling better lately and feel like dumping tons and tons of pictures upon ye denizens.
First off. Three ladies of the recent TV shows I've seen to demonstrate a point.
http://img.poptower.com/pic-9376/salli-richardson.jpg?d=1024
Salli Richardon, still photos don't do her justice to be honest. Most photos I found on line aren't that good. Plays on Eureka. I have to add, she has incredible freaking abs. (I like those.)
(Dislike her character though.)
http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/Eureka33.jpg
JO! Also from Eureka.
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/803019/claudia-donovan-profile.jpg
http://www.blogomatic3000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Scagliotti.jpg
http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2012/01/32cc64a75cb9b377410f431681c44cc9.jpg
Claudia Donovan/Allison Scagliotti. At least as the character she portrays, awesome personality and attitude.
And now of course, I've probably posted these before, but I can't remember, the one I have worshiped for awhile.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29800000/Milla-milla-jovovich-29801206-1024-768.jpg
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Milla-milla-jovovich-1235302_1024_768.jpg
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Milla-Jovovich-milla-jovovich-148765_800_600.jpg
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Milla-milla-jovovich-1235264_1024_768.jpg
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Milla-Jovovich-milla-jovovich-148767_1024_768.jpg
Milla. Most of her fashion shoot photos are just junk though. Why they do such strange things to such a simply attractive woman is beyond me. Her best shots? Are from movies like Resident Evil.
Who do I like the most from the above list? Jo. Personality rocks. Claudia is a very close second.
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Yeah, she/it then proceed to spin a wagon wheel on "it" *LOL* hilarious scene. Much of the movie was comedy.
Hah! That looks fantastic! And hilarious- I'm now on a mission to find this movie. (unless you want to share the file with me or point me in the right direction, that'd be good too)
@Ducky, it's ok to be shy. I think it's most important to know that there's nothing shameful about sex, and talking about it without fear of shame is super healthy :D I feel that pretty strongly (so I might I preach it too much) - I've seen a lot of bad come out of keeping it hidden away behind closed doors and never talking about it, and a lot of bad come out of denying that humans are naturally sexual creatures. And on that topic, boots can be so god damned sexy :O But I've been wearing jungle combat boots that probably don't fit into the sexy category as much ... though you also don't need heels on shoes to be sexy. ...)
@Umber - I really understood what you mean, I read lots and lots of code and custom modules here before I even make the smallest change or additions -.- and then add the -m "please don't hurt me" to svn commits.
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Found my camera! ;)
Soon...
EDIT: Sexy inbound!
Some Replications, as thats my favourite part of this thread.
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/121/b/d/Chillily_by_miss_mosh.jpg) (https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-9gE3FhnkA18/T-l5B_uYGkI/AAAAAAAAAbc/CNGpa_fccVI/s512/043.JPG)
Miss Mosh I think still wins on the beautiful tush front.
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-0YPRjtKQvwM/T-l5CcXTgNI/AAAAAAAAAbk/oU6Ymc3ryaQ/s640/058.JPG)
No bears, made me sad, i dont know where my childhood teddy bear is :( beaver and bunny will have to do.
Ill put this one behind a link for your safety
Abandon all hope ye who want to see my tight pants (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-BzTlrRIRBTk/T-l5DCjJSZI/AAAAAAAAAbw/U_iOC8rjyfs/s512/067.JPG)
And Churba's challenge from almost a year ago.
(http://i.imgur.com/EYP6z.jpg) (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dzr6KHTHWNk/T-l5BY94eqI/AAAAAAAAAbY/_bgZq7vMEXE/s512/018.JPG)
My lion is a little smaller than hers :(
Man the internet is awesome ;D
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I was going to do the lion picture with a giant purple elefant we had, but my sis ran off with it...
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That's hilarious. And very sexy. ;)
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Would me naked on top of a very large stuffed toy make any one gouge their own eyes out?
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Only the one closest to the screen ;)
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go for it odd!
I might try something. though i have to hold my current cam. :-\ no 10 second poses. i gotta get a better cam. ::)
lovely pics Pwncho too bad you couldn't find your bear though. *huggles*
@Logos> yeah she does an awesome job on her hair and everything she wears. i mean here is her front side:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/483289_10151238395893868_431992386_n.jpg)
and to top it off i know she made the skirt herself
Oh and i'm naked tonight too
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Why o WHY did I go missing for the last 2 days!!!???
Welcome Ducky and AWESOME pics Pwncho!
Loving your friend's pics too Smiles.
@Akashayi: The movie is "Sex & Zen" (2011). Supposedly there is an older one which wasn't as good. I just rented it from the local video store.
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Well some one around has to keep the interweb running Charles, if it ain't Akashayi it has to be you.
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If it breaks, you just turn it off and on again XD.
If only engines were that simple ;)
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They are, you just hit them with a hammer until they start and if that doesn't work you use a bigger hammer and so on until you run out of big hammers ;D
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I might try something. though i have to hold my current cam. :-\ no 10 second poses. i gotta get a better cam. ::)
Or a photographer. I can offer my services. ;) ;D
Hmmm, need to take more pics myself.
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Awesome photos, Pwncho ;D.
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I want to get a electric razor and shave it off ;D
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Ohhh I love your hair! It makes me want to just pet you (I hope that doesn't sound horribly creepy).
Wearing a long, flowy pink skirt, white flip-flops with rainbows and hearts on them, and a green/brown/pink/white patterned peasant-style blouse.
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Lookin good silver ;)
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Keaoden, you dyed your hair! :) still super long.
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I go away for a week, and miss all the fun :P
Akashayi, I'm always glad to hear someone preach the awesome of sexuality. Never fear coming on too strong in that regard! :-*
I wish some of my friends were more open about the subject. I've just spent a week down at a friend's beach house with a bunch of us. It was so frustrating hearing any thing sexual treated as gross. There was a couple there who, when ever they were kissing in public, it was like "eww, break them up!".
Another example: some girls showed up who were friends of friends. They were 'loose, partying lesbians'. Totally open about sex. But in a hardcore 'we're so sexual' kind of way. Not exactly easy to connect with, or looking for mutuality. They had been making out in someone's bed, and later that person was like, 'oh god, I have to sleep in that bed tonight! Disgusting!'. Looking at it from a practical perspective, there was nothing wrong with the bed. :P It's really hard to find people who are just comfortable with their sexuality.
S'why I enjoy reading this thread so much, thanks guys! :-*
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Having to sleep in a bed that had not 1 but 2 pretty ladies in it?? I am not seeing the problem...
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no problem unless they kicked you out.....
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Well. I got my nipples pierced. Barely felt it at all. Very happy about it.
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Well Chag, that is,
Positively
Impressively
Completely
Stupendus
?
But really, good on ya.
Remember to be very careful and attentive in the next couple of days, as an infection there would be quite unpleasent.
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Yes, I know. I have gotten detailed instructions on cleaning and stuff, so it should be fine.
And it's not just a few days, it's two weeks.
I might even take six weeks to heal, and I hear some people take a lot longer.
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As for time to heal, how long does it usually take for your wounds to heal when of similiar size? above average, then the healing time will be longer for this as well. Simple as that really
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As for time to heal, how long does it usually take for your wounds to heal when of similiar size? above average, then the healing time will be longer for this as well. Simple as that really
Not actually true, as logical as it seems. Most wounds of a similar size, you don't have to worry about keeping it open with jewelry, forming proper scar tissue, and the attendant issues that go along with that like greater risk of infection, or keloid-ed scars.
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Ah, didn't think of that, but it's still a hint, isn't it? provided no other complications arise
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Ah, didn't think of that, but it's still a hint, isn't it? provided no other complications arise
Not necessarily. Some people take well to them, others don't. It's simply too different of a situation from a normal wound for it to provide useful data.
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Ah, well, just hope our Chag is one of those who it'll work perfectly for then :)
Btw, what kinds of piercings is it chag? rings? rods? beads? specific placement? pics? ::)
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So whats next on the list chag? Clit piercing?
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I for one have never heard of an actual clit piercing, only the hood...
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Yeah i guess thats what I was implying, though im pretty sure the actual clit can be pierced too if its large enough.
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I'm not doubting the possibility, but I don't want to imagine the pain, also the risk of infections and permanent damage increases considderably in such a sensitive and blood-vessel-rich area.
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Rods. I will never have rings. And never ever chain them together.
They are in the normal place I think. at the base of the nipple, in the middle, straight.
And I'm not piercing anything else.
I was thinking a small tattoo, maybe.
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I have a theory that there comes a point, if one keeps getting tattoos, an event horizon of tattoos, where afterwards, if you get more tattoos, the number of distinct tattoos you have actually goes DOWN, until you just have one tattoo again. Admittedly, it covers your entire body, but still, just one tattoo.
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My fianc? is up to 6 tatoos and counting...
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I imagine that piercing the actual clit would be... Well. I don't even know. It's one of the most sensitive parts of the female body. A bundle of nerves. Hood is fine though, I'm sure!
Many also pierce the lips, but for me that sounds like a bit of a hassle. My panties would feel awfully crowded with all that metal faffing about in there.
I'm sorry, derailing horribly here. PICTURES!!
EDIT: Tattoos are horribly addicting. I only have one, but I'm dying to get another.
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Clitoris Piercing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris_piercing)
Hood Piercing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood_piercing)
All Kinds (http://www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/female_genital_piercing.htm)
Ill just leave these here for those interested.
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Well, if a clit piercing can be "extremely sexually stimulating", I gess it's worth the pain for a lot of people.
There should be more research into sex and stimulation. I would pay good money to get some help with my g-spot.
I know a few others who would too.
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8) ::)
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My F told me the other day she had watched a documentary that stated the ability to orgasm and sensitivity of different erogenous areas in the female body was largely dependant on the angle and location of the internal and external clit parts in relation to the vaginal opening and interior.
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I have tried a lot of postitions, and never felt ANY physical pleasure from inside my vagina.
And no position I have tried has given me enough pressure on my clitoris.
So though I agree the angle is very important, I don't think it's quite enough for me.
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Apparently the longer the distance on the outside between clit and opening, the harder it would be to get a vaginal orgasm.
My F has expressed the problem as that she doesn't feel what 'everyone' seems to mean with an orgasm at all, almost no contractions and only a general sense of extreme niceness, but not the earth shattering eruption commonly described.
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Well i have certianly heard that women able to have an orgasm from purely penetrative sex are definately in the small minority.
For the more common woman, may i suggest something like this (http://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-3)
I can personally assure you, it works wonders for me and my lover, so i hope it works for others.
Also looking on the site this pic is rather sexy with the x-rayness
(http://we-vibe.com/sites/default/files/site-images/how_to_use_large-1-1.jpg)
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guess i'm the minority then. lol
naked is as naked does
... summer means swim wear so lets see those sexy swimsuits! ;)
(http://simplicity.kokidokom.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/summer09preview.png)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users15/nekomimi/default/summer-anime-girl--large-msg-117155665799.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DMXxB0A9hFI/TRVhq73UJ-I/AAAAAAAAC08/5eZjSivSGwA/s1600/summer%252Banime%252Bgirl%252BWallpaper.jpg)
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I don't even own a swimsuit. Or shorts. >.>
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so you prefer skinny dipping? nice!
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Sitting here in a Tshirt myself and nothing else
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Wearing my beige Captain Caveman and black Cargo/Combat trousers.
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superhero boxers and bedsheets.
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Oh! I've used that we-vibe also, Pwncho... as well as several other similar things. :) I didn't personally enjoy the we-vibe very much, but it was still interesting. Certainly didn't feel bad. I don't think the frequency was quite right for orgasm, or something.
To be honest, I've never once orgasmed just from sex, and not even while masturbating if through penetration - but I still enjoy the hell out all kinds of things. Even without a climax it's pleasurable, but I also thrive on passion and the fun exchange that can be between people. And there are lots of ways to experiment and toys to play with. I really don't think that's unusual for girls to get the most pleasure from their clitoris, or even have issues orgasming. I was in my early 20s when I finally found out how to get myself there, and I still rely on vibrators. And they are fun during sex--- . (Some guys can certainly come with it pressed against their penis too.)
And a big no on clit piercings. Way too many horror stories.
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A friend of mine said she had trouble cumming, until a friend used one of those Hitachi magic wands on her and ended up flowing like a river lol
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I'm in the "never came from penetration alone" camp as well, but yeah it's never really been much of an issue in general for me. Still enjoy the hell out of it and the only time it has caused me any frustration is when with a partner who doesn't understand that there are other things that can be done and other ways to get off, etc. But I also consider that way more of a failing in choice of partners than anything else.
(I'm not 100% sure this post made sense. Definitely just woke up and am feeling sorta rambly).
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well i'm naked as usual ;D at least when I can be. ::) i just happen to have the chance now
(http://download.minitokyo.net/Azumanga.Daioh.391522.jpg)
(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1009469-bigthumbnail.jpg)
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Mmmmm, naked. ;)
And so am I! ;D
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I don't know why, but it still amazes me sometimes the photos that you can find from Wikipedia.
Ahem, anyway. I'm kind of against getting any piercings in general for myself, because I've managed to give myself so many by accident, that I'm sure if I had an intentional one, I'd probably unintentionally remove it in very short order.
But, from a friend who both his wife and he got genital piercings, they both gave up on them after a few months (after healing.) I didn't ask his wife her opinion, though she probably wouldn't mind. (We're all pretty close after all) But my buddy said they both liked them, except there was the constant preoccupation with the sensation that it might be pulled out at any moment while they were *in* the moment. :)
And as obligatory, I'm wearing my nasty, filthy jeans, and a gray t-shirt that's supposed to be white, and about a 1/4 inch of welding slag all over. :)
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Ok here is my challenge pic and also a tribute to Slim Pickins wwwwhhhhhhhhhhooooooo hhhhhoooooooooooooooooo!! 8)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP1514.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP1513.jpg)
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Bra-fuckin-vo Odd, fantastic photography.
alrighty then, who's next? ;D
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very nice odd :-*
i'm wearing my no rules tshirt
she looks comfortable:
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165822_404177532952114_2062993974_n.jpg)
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Lookin' great Odd!! The shades are a nice touch!!!
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For some reason just wanted to do a Slim Pickin's tribute and my combats seemed to do the job lol
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I'm wearing my smilie face p-jams with the paint dripping down and the tongues sticking out. :-*
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So my girlfriend went to saskachewan for two weeks, and we had a bet to not masturbate before we saw each other again, just to see if we could... I lost.. twice now today, and she comes home tomorrow :(
She just read 50 shades of grey, and the email she sent me after getting all hot and bothered... wow.
So I lasted almost two weeks, just shy of her return. she apparently lost on her first night in saskatoon :P
Wearing some pants around my ankles and one sock.
I had a good day :)
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I know of some people who've done that bet. I'm weird, because I could pretty easily win that one I think.
Not currently wearing but just took off a pair of canvas pants, some hiking boots, a -t-shirt, a long sleeve cotton shirt, a leather apron, and pair of elbow length insulated welding gloves, and a welding helmet.
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Just about to catch my overalls so I can go fix my car. These things have not been washed for so long they have come alive from all the stuff that has been splatter on them.
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I just stripped out of a Swedish combat uniform thouroughly drenched with my sweat after a 4h airsoft game and is now sitting in front of compy in my boxers
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Laundry day so just wearing an old, long black batman t-shirt while everything else gets clean.
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I'm wearing my black t with the white kitty and tiny hearts and butterflies on it... pic coming soon ^_^
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Wearing clothes and everything, feel so covered, its strange.
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Wearing my old green Mountaineering Council of Scotland hiking T-shirt and black PJ bottoms, about to go to sleep.
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S t-sg?hirt with a scorpion on the front, all made up of letters
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Soot and grease!
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i'm wearing my US flag smilie face p-jams
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Digging a drainage ditch in the back garden so mud over my Combat 95 trousers and a grey T-shirt that's soaking from working in the rain.
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i'm wearing... *Gasp!* :o ... panties
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I'm wearing black jeans, blue shirt, checkered black/grey boxers and black/orange socks
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Unsurprisingly, this is the thread where most guests will be found.
So, hello guests! Please, sign up for an account, become one of us!
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well who doesnt love the sexy thread?
Guests are probably afraid we will goad them into participating in our nekkidness.
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Well it would be rude not to.............
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Well it would be rude not to.............
Psh. There's no pressure for that. Just have to have an open mind.
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Well it would be rude not to.............
Psh. There's no pressure for that. Just have to have an open mind.
And shirt, at minimum.
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78tqqHhtk1qlfbzz.gif)
Oh yeah, you know those frilly panties?
(http://www.horror-asylum.com/news/pics/katrina-bowden-shows-off-her-frilly-panties-yum.jpg)
Are you supposed to be able to wear them under something? I mean, don't they they just make your butt look all lumpy if you wear anything over them?
I always really liked them, but I don't know why one would buy them if you can only use them when you don't wear anything else.
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if you wore really tight pants i'm sure they would look a little strange.
(http://thesocialnewspaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sexy_girls_in_yoga_pants-20.jpg)
But something like jeans would conceal the frillyness i suppose.
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7r5m5GErayI/UDAMnM5ROxI/AAAAAAAAAcM/zT4CAFeo4x8/s720/1869506385.jpg)
Not to in tune with panty concealment, not a my area of expertice
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I guess an eaqually frilly skirt would do it too.
(http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/12/11/ruffle-skirt_mHb1R_22975.jpg)
And on the subject of skirts...
(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/468550-bigthumbnail.jpg)
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/14814197/2487d47b4ad00267883cb34d6eec16e45b8863f9_large.jpg)
And this totally makes sense to me.
(http://fapit.net/imgs/106/air_conditioning.jpg)
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yes i agree they are skirt panties
and i'm nakid tonight ^_^ :-*
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What a surprise! :-\ :D
I like frilly skirts but think the frilly panties are a tiny bit silly. Don't "get" that look. Tear 'em off immediately I say!
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naked and willing...lol
heh skirt too short?
(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/36/30954-girlshigh.jpg)
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only a morning robe
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Robert Johnson
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Plain grey T-shirt and black combats
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Blue long sleeve button down office shirt. Khaki trousers, dark khaki socks. Plaid boxers, white V-neck t-shirt. Black professional shoes, black belt, 1932 Elgin watch with a black leather strap, eye glasses. Platinum wedding band.
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today I'm wearing my "Buffy staked Edward. the end." t-shirt and black pants
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T-shirt and jeans, like I do almost everyday, lol.
I would make this thread boring. The t-shirt is beige today, though.
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Jsut a plain blue T-shirt and black combat/cargo trousers
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New eyeglasses, grey with a white stripe. A frankenstein Elgin trench watch with an action serial number 1892. Brown trousers. Dark green cardigan, brown socks. White button down dress shirt. Plaid boxers, white v-neck t-shirt. Platinum wedding band. Black professional shoes, black belt.
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i'm currently wearing ... nothing at all! ;D :-*
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i'm currently wearing ... nothing at all! ;D :-*
Pics or it didn't happen.
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She'll post them as well ;)
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Rule 11 of the Internet: You must have pictures to prove your statement.
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Wearing black jeans, grey boxers, dark blue socks and a black leather belt.
Also, Smiles is more likely to be in the nude in front of her computer than dressed, pics are in the past. (Severe digital necrosis)
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Custom made Washington Generals shirt, Carhart Jeans, white socks, Asics Sneakers, Plaid drawers, white v-neck t-shirt, Elgin watch, platinum wedding band, eyeglasses, stout black belt.
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wearing my pepsi shirt jsut now.
adn you wants pics eh? :P
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Pics, yes.
And I am wearing blue jeans, black belt, white sox, tan moccasins, Liverpool jersey 05 Agger, eye glasses, tighty whities, white t-shirt, platinum wedding band.
I am also wearing a new avatar, Monkey Charles Darwin.
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this is what i'm wearing tonight:
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Halloween%202012/zombieme2012.jpg)
happy halloween!
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smexy as always smiles.
I didnt really do halloween, i just bought deadspace 2 off of steam for like 3$ and finished it in one sitting. good times.
and now something comepletely sexual
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-X2LhS6auF3k/UJd3dI2PBbI/AAAAAAAAAdE/q4if_7We3ho/s600/351625800.jpg)
Boobies ;D
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nice boobies pwncho
;D
tonight i'm wearing my bears hoodie and blue pants
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I'm afraid I'm quite boring lately! For me it's jeans, a blouse and a plain bra with undies. I think I need to lose several pounds before I'll fit into anything more interesting again. :P Oh the silliness of this topic!
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New black leather shoes
Grey socks with a light pattern
Office grey trousers with a light plaid pattern
Blue boxers
Black leather belt
Vintage (~1966) Navitimer with black leather strap
Gold and platinum ring formerly belonging to my grandfather with diamond belonging to great great grandmother
Blue and white plaid hankerchief
Platinum wedding band
Blue shirt
Prodesign spectacles
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Panties and a blanket.
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boxers and a flanell shirt
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purple and white striped shirt w short blue jean shorts
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I have the radio on.
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i'm wearing my red "BRICKS the ultimate weapon" T-shirt that brion designed and red shorts
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Black and red boxers and red T-shirt with the map symbol for a medium-calibre mortar and the text 'In Hoc Signo Vinces' on the back.
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Which means?
Cargo shorts, boxers, and not-really crocs
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In this sign: conquer/win XD
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Brown Deerstags
Brown socks
Grey plaid pants
Blue stripped boxers
Brown leather belt, distressed the natural way
White t-shirt, round collar
Blue long sleeve shirt
Platinum wedding band
Bertucci field watch with brown leather strap
Eyeglasses
Plantronics headset
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i'm wearing my dr who "ANGELS HAVE THE PHONEBOX" t-shirt and spikey rainbow bracelets
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Wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt
Status update: Leana became a nurse, lived in Switserland for a while and is now traveling the world with her girlfriend. I?m living with my boyfriend and work at the boring cookiecompany again.
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YAY! One of two long lost forumites has returned! PARTY Like it's 2009!
/Hugs!
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YAY! One of two long lost forumites has returned! PARTY Like it's 2009!
/Hugs!
Ahem. One does not wear hugs. Whacha got on?
Black Florsheims
Black socks
Dark brown trousers
Black leather belt
Blue and pink boxers
platinum wedding band
White v neck t-shirt
White long sleeve button down polo
beige sweater
Breitling Navitimer
Eyeglasses
Platronics headset
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If I only wear the person that hugs me, I'm wearing hugs. period.
Dark jeans, dark blue boxers, red hoodie, mismatched thin socks, Swedish army-issue camelbak type hydration system, Steel colour casio wave ceptor watch and steel-rimmed rectangular glasses.
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today I'm wearing my black t-shirt that has a white design on it that makes it look like a cat ^_^
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I'm wearing my red t-shirt with the call-sign my platoon had in consript service on the front, national flag and brigade arch patches on left shoulder, company patch on the right and unit type map symbol printed on the back with "Hoc Signo Vinces" printed below. I also wear a pair of boxers and dark blue sweat pants.
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i'm wearing nothing except my nice blue robe
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Damn is this forum dying or what?
Sweatpants and hoody, all grey
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I'm afraid it might. Still part of my browser starting tabs anyway...
light blue tshirt and a camelbak water bag.
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I see,
Hoody and sweatpants, all grey
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Black open shirt and black boxers
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currently wearing nothing at all!
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Glasses
Watch
Navy Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya T-shirt (with Haruhi, Yuki and Mikuru as cheerleaders)
Jean Shorts
Boxers
Socks
And yep, I'm still reading Flipside, just not frequenting the forums nearly as much as I used to.
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I'm waking up this thread. Naked pictures later.
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Red t-shirt
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Black combats/cargo trousers, blue T-shirt and a thick wooly jumper that's orange and blue, It's snowing in "Sunny" Scotland 8)
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40 year old (well-aged) man meat, who wants some?
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Freshly oiled? (with melted butter?)
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Please don't!!! just had my lunch! :(
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No escaping it Odd!!
Stand back, ladies!
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Maybe I'll do something more artistic someday. The bathroom was the only room with decent light, OK?
Body by Jiu-Jitsu. First time in my life I've had any muscles!
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By the way, for people new to this forum, this is the thread where we all used to post "naked" pictures (which usually means semi-naked)
So if you have ever posted in any part of this forum before, you must immediately provide a naked picture to certify your legitimacy or get 36 marks and be placed in the dungeon of Marvalo.
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I'm not sure if completely naked would break the forum terms of service, but I hope it wouldn't O:)
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Think I posted a fully naked photo of me in here.................ok I had a pair of ski's crossed in front of me but I was nekkie.
And Umber don't over step your authority for that I have deducted 56 points off you and put your name down for some "education". ;) 8) :P
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Yes, fully naked but "obstructed" is totally fine.
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indeed we need more naked time in here!
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/gammasquadhorrorcovers24.jpg
I'm wearing USA Socks
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{Fat Bastard Voice: } "Hehehh! Rub my furry belly! Hahaha!" :D