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Title: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on March 31, 2009, 12:47:51 pm
Like the chat thread, but 169.3% sex-sex sexier!  :P

Have an embaressing fetish you want to share?

How 'bout a problem in the bedroom you need advice on?

Have a disturbingly strong crush on Zach Effron?

Just need someplace to shout out nonsequiters about boobies!

Want to pretend-make-out with someone on this forum?

Just have a burning desire to ask a random bi guy (i.e me  ;)) something?

Do it all here!

This is also the place to discuss Sexual Politics and gender-related issuses. (eg. your school is realy sexist or homophobic and you need to rant about it... or whatever...  :D)



(caveat: sex-related issues are a sensitive topic, so try your best to be as sensitive and consiterate as you can. If in doubt, err on the "This person is not a total freak for thinking that..." side of the disscussion, if possible.)

Be nice to each other and have fun!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: charles on March 31, 2009, 03:27:07 pm
I'm wearing my red short-sleave work shirt, black pants, black socks, black steel-cap boots and red jocks with Smurfette on the front.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on March 31, 2009, 03:28:49 pm
I'm wearing my red short-sleave work shirt, black pants, black socks, black steel-cap boots and red jocks with Smurfette on the front.
pics or it didn't happen  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on March 31, 2009, 03:40:23 pm
a tshirt with some don hertzfeldt silliness on the front and black cargo pants. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on March 31, 2009, 04:14:26 pm
Orange socks?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on March 31, 2009, 04:27:45 pm
I lied. I'm actually dressed like this.

(http://akashayi.net/random/sprites/Hanzo_breathe.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on March 31, 2009, 09:02:16 pm
Your supposed to say things like "I'm not wearing any panties!" :P

No really, Im not!  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 09:03:55 pm
I'm not wearing any socks *wink?*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on March 31, 2009, 09:21:48 pm
Yeah. That's it!  :D

Once we get some girls in here it'll be great!  :D

Not like the sausage party it is now!  :-\

But you've got the right attitude Pozf!  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 09:26:00 pm
>.>; are you calling Akasha a dude?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on March 31, 2009, 09:27:28 pm
Yes, well.

I'm not wearing any socks, either.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on March 31, 2009, 09:28:34 pm
No  :o.
She is a fine-ass lady ! 8)

I just don't see her around here, do you?  :-\
Yay! She's here!  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on March 31, 2009, 09:34:04 pm
Yeah. That's it!  :D

Once we get some girls in here it'll be great!  :D

Not like the sausage party it is now!  :-\

But you've got the right attitude Pozf!  :D

I'm not wearing panties OR a bra.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 09:34:35 pm
i would hope not... considereing your a dude
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on March 31, 2009, 09:36:28 pm
Wouldn't it be cool if changing your gender was as eaisy as faking it online?  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on March 31, 2009, 09:52:00 pm
......I'm not wearing a bra or panties either.

But I have a detachable penis. XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on March 31, 2009, 10:05:40 pm
As long as it's detachable baby we're all good *YAWN* well gotta get to bed now :-[ hahaha xoxo

edit: oh, and...my work clothes.  At 1 am.  Traditional engineer attire, plaid (sorta) shirt but some awesome new corderouys (sp) I got.  No panties :( no smurfette either!

but I really need to get off this silly computer now =P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on March 31, 2009, 10:07:38 pm
Sleepy already, Umberissexy?

Well....

Was it good for you? XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on March 31, 2009, 10:09:53 pm
oop.  Damn ninjas.  Damn hot ninjas.  Damn supahot ninjas...

um.  I'd imagine it was probably pretty awesome. :):):)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on March 31, 2009, 10:17:44 pm
a bit too short though.  definitely requires another go! XD

so wait...are you wearing boxers or pajama pants or something? :o

as much as I like panties...nothing under pajama pants for some reason is another whole special thing...

edit: ok I'm really going now!  G'night!!! :D:D:D:D  (and thanks for the quickie!)

Ronin - you just gotta stop calling 'em dudes, and you might have a chance...*pats back*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 10:21:36 pm
Are you talking to yourself ???
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on March 31, 2009, 10:25:58 pm
Boxers, they're super silky comfy.

My pleasure. Hehehe
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 01, 2009, 06:31:36 am
Though I guess a ninja suit could be pretty ridiculously sexy too...I just don't have any experience with it.  But...well, if it's a one piece, that would be less sexy to remove.

Silky boxers are all good though.  Yes.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 01, 2009, 01:15:37 pm
Wouldn't it be cool if changing your gender was as eaisy as faking it online?  :P

I know, right?

Maybe someday when the wonders of medicine are better...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 02, 2009, 10:59:53 am
I would totally do it... if it didn't involved mutaliting my penis and taking hormones.

Put it this way, if it transgenderification was like taking a pill and it was reverseable, I would do it in a minute.

It would be awsome to see what you could get away with  :D.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Razzly on April 04, 2009, 08:16:03 am
What is this? I was expecting more confessions!

I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

What am I wearing? Plain old boring jeans and... A hello kitty bra. All good?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 04, 2009, 09:32:34 am
tonight i will be mainly wearing my Kahki combats and a old grey T-shirt and  in advance for tommorrow a smelly pair of blue overalls.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 04, 2009, 09:40:08 am
What is this? I was expecting more confessions!

I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

What am I wearing? Plain old boring jeans and... A hello kitty bra. All good?

Hmmm... What does that even mean?

Maybe Im better off not knowing...

Maby your just trying to confuse and/or gross us out.  :-\ Well I'm not grossed out. But I am cunfuseled.  ???

I like nuns! And shcoolgirls! And just about any other female in traditonally Catholic attire. That's my confession.  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Razzly on April 04, 2009, 12:24:03 pm


Hmmm... What does that even mean?

Maybe Im better off not knowing...


Yeah, if you don't know, I'm not going to poison your mind with the knowledge. >_>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 04, 2009, 02:22:02 pm
how about corrupt our minds?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 04, 2009, 02:27:51 pm
What is this? I was expecting more confessions!

I'll be brave then!
*whispers*
I'm into the really brutal stuff. You know, the in-one-hole-and-out-the-other kind of thing... But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

Oooo Kinky ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 04, 2009, 02:33:01 pm
Yeah I want to be corrupted too. :D

sounds crazy tho...when some one says the "really brutal" stuff, these days you have to wonder what that means...

also, when Ronin asks what you're talking about, it has to be exxxtreme.  But I think you might just be setting up a smokescreen there Razz.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 04, 2009, 02:38:38 pm
Aye must be code for something.....like softcore instead of hardcore  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 04, 2009, 02:40:44 pm
I'll have to say I'm highly interested too Razz! ;D Though I'm already utterly corrupted far beyond redemption I'm always looking for new ideas to try in the bedroom and/or dungeon :P

And at the moment I'm just wearing black jeans, a shirt, boxers and a pair of stolen army knee-high socks... But tomorrow is sunday=walking around wrapped in the duvet day ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Razzly on April 05, 2009, 02:54:09 pm
XD What is with you people.. Sure, I'll tell you, but you have to confess something first, else I'll feel shy,
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 05, 2009, 02:57:47 pm
ok i confess.........................I had the last slice of choclate cake im so ashamed  :(  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 05, 2009, 03:14:26 pm
I'll feel shy,

So does everybody else apparently
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 05, 2009, 03:58:22 pm
I thought pretty deeply about getting a sex change for a long time.

But I'm old, the technology is bad and I am happier somewhere androgynous. Oh, and I like having boobs too much. They're so fun.

And Oddball, didn't you see the cake recipe? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2quIHuS-E&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3Dportal%2520cake%2520recipe%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dcom.u&feature=player_embedded). You may want to panic now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 05, 2009, 04:03:06 pm
I thought pretty deeply about getting a sex change for a long time.

But I'm old, the technology is bad and I am happier somewhere androgynous. Oh, and I like having boobs too much. They're so fun.

And Oddball, didn't you see the cake recipe? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2quIHuS-E&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3Dportal%2520cake%2520recipe%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dcom.u&feature=player_embedded). You may want to panic now.

I think I can say thanks on behalf of all the men here. One less hot chick online that turns out to be a transexual.  :-\



Confession 2: I get hit on by gay men on the street like once every month or so, but I have never in my life been out and about and been hit on by a female to my knowlegde.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 05, 2009, 04:06:05 pm
arggh!! can feel my artieries clogging now  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 05, 2009, 04:13:51 pm
Hahaha, I just said I wasn't a transexual. Gender issues aside, my body is still the one I was born with.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 05, 2009, 04:17:08 pm
thats the thing got no real intentions to change my sex....happy with the body and mind (whats left of it) that i have.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 05, 2009, 04:18:39 pm
Hahaha, I just said I wasn't a transexual. Gender issues aside, my body is still the one I was born with.

No. I meant: "thank you for not being a hot chick that turns out to be a transexual". We have enough hot chicks that turn out to be transexuals on the internet already, thanks.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 05, 2009, 11:19:18 pm
currently I'm wearing my Chicago Bears T-shirt, my black pants orange socks and tennis shoes.

but when I go to bed I won't be wearing anything at all. one of my exes got me in the habit of sleeping in the nude. ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 05, 2009, 11:34:13 pm
No. I meant: "thank you for not being a hot chick that turns out to be a transexual". We have enough hot chicks that turn out to be transexuals on the internet already, thanks.  :(

My mistake ;P

Sleeping in the nude is great, but lately I've been sleeping in silky boxers or silky pjs. They just feel so good.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 05, 2009, 11:39:26 pm
I've never had the chance to sleep in the nude because when my mom fixed the door knobs in my house (10-12 years ago?) She fucked mine up, said she was gonna fix it, has said shes gonna fix it atleast 3 times a year per year since.never has
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 05, 2009, 11:48:41 pm
well at least you have a door on your bedroom. i haven't had a door on my room for 15 years.
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 05, 2009, 11:51:58 pm
I never saw the point in sleeping nude when i'm just going to put clothes on in the morning.

Also, by that point I'm simply too tired to take them off.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 05, 2009, 11:55:01 pm
Sleeping nude is really just a comfort thing. At least, it was for me. Feels the best when you're holding someone else's nude body and there is optimal heat transference.

Isn't...that kind of weird, Smiles? Not having a door on your room as a grown woman? How does that work?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 12:17:50 am
yeah it had gotten a bit weird over the years. but then sharing a room with my sis has always made it less awkward for me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 06, 2009, 01:13:43 am
I never saw the point in sleeping nude when i'm just going to put clothes on in the morning.

I could see it being nice in the summer when its the room is hot
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Razzly on April 06, 2009, 01:40:30 am
Wow, Akasha, really? That's very interesting.

I had some issues with my gender when I was about 17, but that was mostly because I got so much shit for being a girl that I wanted to be a guy... I wanted to be equally respected and shit like that. Tied my boobs down with bandages a few times and shopped at the guys department - but my face always gave me away.

(Still use boy-pants, tho)

Ronin: Is getting hit on by gay guys a bad thing? :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 06, 2009, 02:09:47 am
Yeah. I mostly wear guys clothing, and I sometimes bind my breasts back but I could never pass as a guy without taking testosterone. Even if I were to bind/pack. My face completely gives it away. I would like to be able to pass sometimes and be a little more fluid with my sex, but ah well. Not really dying to change that.

At the same time, I've gotten comments like... "you clearly take enough androgen to pass". I don't take any hormones. xP

I think I was born this way, though. I suspect that I have more testosterone than most women and my hormones are off balance. But I've always acted in some ways that are associated with the male gender. Competitive, cold and logical....geeky as all hell....clueless about women...etc, Heh.

I know what you mean though, Razzly. I didn't have issues with who I was until people had issues with who I was during my teenage years. My personality wasn't exactly conducive to the way people perceived me automatically as a girl.

I've been really comfortable lately though, since my close friends just see me as one of the guys. I enjoy my body and see myself as some androgynous geek gender.

...so yeah. I guess that's maybe too much confession with not enough sexy for this thread.

I'm not wearing any pants. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 06, 2009, 02:38:42 am
I actually wanted to be a girl for a while, turned out to be a phase. Although from time to time I wonder what it would be like if I were a girl... Dunno... Really is a confession that nobody else knows... knew? Probably would have made a terrible woman though
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 03:52:31 am
Used to sleep naked with my ex, now I just wear PJ bottoms and a old green hiking t-shirt
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 06, 2009, 08:37:15 am
Hehehe, my ex got me started on sleeping naked too, though I've never slept in pjs, only boxers/(Y-fronts when I was a kid)

And I confess that I have a really hard time falling asleep if I haven't got anything to hug since I started having romantic relationships.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 06, 2009, 09:00:21 am
Yes. Sleeping naked is best when you have someone else with you. Except my boyfreind, who gets mad beucase I hump up against him and get a boner while he's trying to get to sleep. Lol. It's also great if you need to masturbate. Don't gotta do anything, just go right to it.  :P

@ Razzly: You haven't seen these gay guys. Most of them aren't the attractive kind, they are the dirty old men kind. Plus I have a boyfreind. Even if I did want to do anything, I couldn't. It makes me mad becuase just onece I would like to be approached like that by a girl, but I doubt if it will ever happpen.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 09:14:27 am
you never know. things are never quite as clairvoyant as they seem.  ;D

today I'm wearing a purple turtleneck
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 06, 2009, 09:45:13 am
I am, as always, wearing a purple tee shirt. I have ten of them.  :o
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Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 09:46:32 am
bit like me and my grey t-shirts got a few of them
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 09:47:26 am
I am, as always, wearing a purple tee shirt. I have ten of them.  :o

hey cool we're both wearing purple today ^_^
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 06, 2009, 09:52:09 am
Yay Purple!  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 09:53:48 am
No one wants to know about your turtleneck Smiles!  We want to know what kind of dainty underthings you're wearing!!   :D  At least give us a color!!

Confessions, confessions...um...wow.  but I'm still holding on to hope that you people won't think I'm a freak...and plus the guys just really don't want to know...I'm already pretty TMI all the time as it is...it's different for you girls because EVERYONE wants to know.  Well, maybe not everyone, but probably most...

GUYS DON'T READ THIS!  SERIOUSLY!

I once fapped at a gas station while the wind was blowing this girl's skirt up while she was pumping gas.  I was parked way off to the side, and...it was pretty hot.  It was great.  I didn't even see anything except legs but I found it very exciting.

that's the least TMI thing I can think of.  Pretty pervy though and I'm guessing illegal :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 09:55:25 am
as long as it was nae a blooke wearing a Kilt lol
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 09:58:55 am
No one wants to know about your turtleneck Smiles!  We want to know what kind of dainty underthings you're wearing!!   :D  At least give us a color!!



stalker. maybe I'll go pantsless tonight.*shrugs* it's the only way you find out what color my panties are and that's if I'm wearing them ;D  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 10:08:28 am
Dude you weren't supposed to read that  >:( (edit: that's to Oddball, not Smiles!)

and...wait...OH NOOOE!! :o

jeez I feel bad about posting that.  It's not sexy at all and it's really pervy.

can i change my answer?  um...I have also been hit on by several gay guys before.  And it's a little rough because I'm not gay.  I often like gay guys (not like the ones Ronin's describing though) at first because they speak their minds, and I feel that not enough people in the world do.  So I usually talk with them and laugh with them a lot.  But they often turn to trying to convince me that I'm gay, and I pretty much hate that.  I mean, I'm not homophobic, but a lot of these guys are like really f'ing insistent, and I don't like them being that way.  I guess it might be a view into what it would be like to be a girl when faced with an aggressive jerk.

But anyway, the point was that gay guys often think I'm gay after talking to me.  And in Spain, I was getting approached by guys without even talking to them first.  So go figure.  Maybe I'm not macho enough.  Been better lately but it still happens. :(

To be fair though, there are lots of gay guys that just remain cool and normal, even after talking to them repeatedly.

- plaid on plaid -

to Smiles...whoa! :o edit: at least I got you to say "panties" :-* :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 10:10:39 am
if you did not want us to read that part why did you put:

GUYS DON'T READ THIS!  SERIOUSLY!

that is a sure way of gaining attention  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 10:17:33 am
sorry...good point.  to change the subject, I met another Scotsman this weekend.

he wants to move back home, but his wife is American and won't budge.

take this as a lesson: don't leave the motherland, not even for a woman.

he has three super cute kids though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 10:20:58 am
was the oppo for a while i wanted to move to get a job but the ex did not want to.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 10:22:52 am
to where did you want to move?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 10:23:53 am
any where from Saudi Arabia to Aus, New Zealand and America.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 10:24:23 am


to Smiles...whoa! :o edit: at least I got you to say "panties" :-* :-*

lol  ;D :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 06, 2009, 11:51:32 am
Nothing wrong with what you did, Umberissexy. ;)

Not totally shocking, either. I have friends that are voyeurs/sex in public people and you should hear their stories.

And if there's a difference in what guys and girls want to know, no one told me ./shrugs
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 06, 2009, 12:01:00 pm
I never saw the point in sleeping nude when i'm just going to put clothes on in the morning.

I could see it being nice in the summer when its the room is hot



LOL. That's the other thing. If I sleep naked I get COLD. My basement is freezing even in summer.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: NightWraith on April 06, 2009, 12:03:19 pm
And if there's a difference in what guys and girls want to know, no one told me ./shrugs

There's a difference between what society expects them to want to know...

But wanting to know what you want to know makes you you, whatever society thinks..
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 12:34:22 pm
Oh...I was more trying to say that straight guys will not want to know about the "adventures" of other straight guys, whereas, in general, straight girls may not mind hearing about those of other straight girls...

also, it's far more accepted for girls to have lesbian tendencies, so it's more ok for girls to be voyeuristic about each other.  With guys, you, socially, have to be all "Duuuuude...I did not want to hear that...dude.  Let's go play football or drive cars."  meh, I dunno.  Maybe I just need new friends and family. :)

Me, I don't give a f.  Nothing shocks me.  Might surprise me, and I might have fun going OMG! Nuh UH really? but I really don't care what people tell me about themselves.  I am also prone to be very open, but sometimes I take crap for it.

NightWraith: good call!  So what you're saying is that we are all enormous pervs!  No matter what society thinks!  Got it! ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 06, 2009, 12:45:40 pm
oh. 98% of my friends are guys. Maybe they're just the right guys. Just being open is the best.

I don't give a flying 'f' (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/) either.

We all are enormous pervs here ;P, and I'm the first to admit it. In fact, I'm probably the biggest perv of them all. Bow to my pervy goodness.

"One Perv to rule them all, One Perv to find them, One Perv to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 01:05:02 pm
*bows to get a better upskirt view of Akasha's pervy goodness*

Yeah, I know, you don't wear skirts *grumble*.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 01:11:33 pm
Be patient o' Mod one your time will come, oh yes your time will come.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 06, 2009, 01:28:38 pm
"bow to your sensei!"

I don't need to wear a skirt to give you a sexy view. Hahaha.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 06, 2009, 01:30:00 pm
Gray turtle neck that's a bit too small XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: nilinet on April 06, 2009, 01:57:37 pm
Gray turtle neck that's a bit too small XD

tangent time! .. You all were talkin about gays and turtlenecks. And now, this is all I can think of:
bishop in a turtleneck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ZMR74qno4)

"..I like guumi bears, ya.."
I love Hedwig! XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 02:09:59 pm
*drops to knees and bows deeply!!*

I love this thread!!  :D :D :D

where's Ronin? *looks high and low* -he needs to receive his kudos.

Welcome nilinet...gotta confession?  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 06, 2009, 02:59:44 pm
[In voice like the butler in a old black an' white horror movie/] YOU RAAAAANG?  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 03:19:40 pm
you mean like Lurch from the Munsters?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 06, 2009, 03:26:14 pm
Oh.  Uh.  Hi Ronin.  I have to go home now, but hey nice thread!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 06, 2009, 03:43:36 pm
Oh.  Uh.  Hi Ronin.  I have to go home now, but hey nice thread!
Okay! See You!  :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 09:50:58 pm
darn it all I'm still wearing pants. :P

maybe i won't next time  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 02:17:11 am
WTF!!!  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:25:58 am
What is that you say Oddball? The information in this thread does not boggle the mind enough? I agree.
Oddball says you guys need more confessions *cough* ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: NightWraith on April 07, 2009, 02:30:43 am
Oddball says you guys need more confessions *cough* ;D

After you....
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:32:29 am
hey hey hey now I have a confession on a page back or two. And that's all I'm ,unfortunately, comfortable relinquishing at this point in time.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 02:33:04 am
HEY HEY HEY HOLD ON NOW!!!  Why single me out?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:35:25 am
because you post was extremely vague and I was able to interpret it to my liking ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 02:36:28 am
ah oh well then
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 07, 2009, 02:39:46 pm
I recommend you don't give him an excuse to put his kilt on and hunt you down and cut your throat in your sleep though Pozf.  He LOVES doing that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 02:42:37 pm
cant do that any more Umber "They" have blunted the blade on my Sgian Dubh  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 07, 2009, 02:57:40 pm
I recommend you don't give him an excuse to put his kilt on and hunt you down and cut your throat in your sleep though Pozf.  He LOVES doing that.

Kinky.

And blunt blades just wont do. We need to fix this, Oddball. Forge a new one in the hellfires, inscribe it with arcane runes and set about your dark work.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 03:04:40 pm
I recommend you don't give him an excuse to put his kilt on and hunt you down and cut your throat in your sleep though Pozf.  He LOVES doing that.

Kinky.

And blunt blades just wont do. We need to fix this, Oddball. Forge a new one in the hellfires, inscribe it with arcane runes and set about your dark work.

its even worse than I thought...."They" have replaced the blade with a plastic one  :o :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 07, 2009, 03:11:29 pm
"They"?

"They" need a serious spanking.

I'd lend you one of mine but, it probably wont do you much good from this far away.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 03:26:16 pm
Whats with all this conspiracy against me?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 07, 2009, 03:45:00 pm
It's nothing personal, but I think we may need to fire you at high velocity towards an oncoming Oddball wielding a plastic knife.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 07, 2009, 03:46:28 pm
For my part, I just can't believe oddball has a plastic kilt knife to begin with. XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 07, 2009, 03:51:15 pm
That's a great point.  That is a very good point.  Seriously.

Is that what "Sgian Dubh" means?  If only I had some kind of information searching mechanism at my fingertips...some sort of ...Searcharater or something.

edit: ok yeah.  That is very funny.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 03:53:36 pm
lol well knife laws have changed here...all Sgian Dubh blades are now plastic, I must of been one of the last to buy one with a stainless steel blade.  It is blunt but i have a few knife sharpeners, even got one on my key ring. Sgian Dubh means The Black Knife or Blade. pronounced as ski-ann doo
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 07, 2009, 04:00:16 pm
I see.

"sex".

Just trying to get the thread back on track :-[

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/Rz_TYGBu9vI/AAAAAAAAAlA/6P1D1bqpe_I/s400/Nice_Butt.jpg)

I gotta go home though.  Bye people!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 04:22:22 pm
I'll go with that and add BOOBIES  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 04:31:13 pm
Nobody shall be launching me at high velocity at anything
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 04:34:38 pm
Think you better have words wi the other two Pozf...I have no intention of having you launched at me at high velocity that for sure.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 07, 2009, 04:41:54 pm
I had no intention of doing so...

but now that I think about it...

how about at medium velocity into a ball pit? or a...pool filled with jello. Yes. That. It'd be fun!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 04:51:03 pm
Soooo launched at a medium velocity into a pool filled with jello? Will I be joined by anybody?   ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 04:55:44 pm
hmm now if I can combine that wi a parachute jump I'm try to get arragned that will make a good landing spot  ;D 8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 07, 2009, 05:20:50 pm
Soooo launched at a medium velocity into a pool filled with jello? Will I be joined by anybody?   ;)

Naturally. In fact, I think we all should party in a pool full of jello.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 07, 2009, 09:05:51 pm
so i'd like to point out i'm actually wearing pants cuz i'm not home yet.:/

but maybe when I log in later. :P

Wearing: black pants, Breast cancer walk t-shirt, my leather-ish jacket, socks and shoes,;)

wait pool of jello?  :-* I wanna play! ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 08, 2009, 11:34:12 am
we have been quiet these couple days...*sound of crows in distance*

a sweater...and NOTHING ELSE!!  except the rest of my work clothes.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 08, 2009, 11:37:24 am
[Belly-flops in the pool with limbs outspread!/]

Hi everyone!

I am wearing cloaths as being outside in public demands...  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 08, 2009, 11:43:01 am
not in the pool though guy!  thongs and speedos only!

(http://widdleshamrock.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/speedo1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 08, 2009, 12:04:22 pm
That guy kida looks like a jerk!

What about this one?  :-[

http://hypebeast.com/image/2008/02/speedo-comme-des-garcons-1.jpg
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 12:28:02 pm
You're doing it wrong.

We need sexy!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 08, 2009, 12:34:38 pm

Here's One!  :P

http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/seductive-bikini-girl.jpg
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 12:48:49 pm
:D

:D

are we allowed to do that? We can't just post pron, can we? That's not exactly pron, but now I'm curious where the line is drawn.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 08, 2009, 12:59:28 pm
NO nudity.  Unless it's your own!

no j/k.  actually I have no idea.  I don't think it's exactly mentioned in the rules Brion wrote up, is it?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 02:21:27 pm
No, I haven't seen any sort of rules but...appropriate warnings and mindfulness of the under 18 population of the internet seems prudent.

prudent. God, I hate that word xP
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 08, 2009, 02:23:36 pm
I would ok links that are self-explanatory but no unmotivated nudity in-post images after all, noone is forced to klick a link to something they likely aren't going to apprecciate seeing while one could be offended if it's rubbed in one's face.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 02:25:20 pm
Yeah. Exactly. Like those speedos. Thanks a lot, Umberissexy. </just_teasing>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 08, 2009, 02:27:13 pm
Oh, but nude or even completely naked pictures that forum members have of themselves is ALWAYS ok to post in any way ;D </wishful hint>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 08, 2009, 02:34:20 pm
Well ok, but you know you're gonna click on it! :D

http://www.gnomz.com/blogz_images/speedos0004.jpg (http://www.gnomz.com/blogz_images/speedos0004.jpg)

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4448/1aqz4.jpg (http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4448/1aqz4.jpg)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4DRNoOvo8xQ/SFSQc-h3MNI/AAAAAAAADLs/47pjboUsITY/s320/speedo3.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4DRNoOvo8xQ/SFSQc-h3MNI/AAAAAAAADLs/47pjboUsITY/s320/speedo3.jpg)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1019_orangutan_comparison.jpg (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1019_orangutan_comparison.jpg)

http://kreuzer33.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bush-volleyball.jpg (http://kreuzer33.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bush-volleyball.jpg)

Is this to your liking?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 02:55:35 pm
Dear god, I need an eyewash.

I've seen that stupid bush picture before, though.

Eyewash, commence!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1237260575674.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 08, 2009, 03:02:33 pm
... I'm wearing absolutely nothing! Naked smiles ish me! mostly cuz I'm about to hop in the shower.  :P

and yeah I'm not following those links ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 08, 2009, 03:57:56 pm
Dear god, I need an eyewash.

I've seen that stupid bush picture before, though.

Eyewash, commence!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1237260575674.gif)

You are a dirty girl atkashayi!  :-[
Don't ever change!  :-*

(Are you going to tell us what anime that is by the way, so we can um... "briden our cultural horizions."  :-[)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 08, 2009, 04:19:41 pm
The only way to eat pocky.


((RoninAngel, it's Ga-Rei Zero))
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 08, 2009, 04:20:40 pm
NO nudity.  Unless it's your own!

no j/k.  actually I have no idea.  I don't think it's exactly mentioned in the rules Brion wrote up, is it?

I think until there is an official ruling you need to at least mark it NSFW just like the art thread
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Brion Foulke on April 08, 2009, 06:14:47 pm
Hmm, I guess this is something that should be mentioned in the rules of every sub-forum.  For some reason, I only have a rule about images for the art forum.

Well then, how about this for an official ruling: It's fine to post "naughty" pics/videos if you do the following:

1. do not direct post them, but post them as links.
2. clearly label what the adult content of the image is.

Also, while nudity is fine, please no links to "extreme" content.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 06:31:34 pm
That seems a good policy.

Brion, our fair and wise Lobster King.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 08, 2009, 06:33:14 pm
All hail the lobster Di... king. Yea the lobster king
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 06:50:11 pm
./licks lips

Lobster is delicious.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 08, 2009, 09:05:43 pm
I'm allergic.  :(

I love tuna though! [Insert 5th Grade sex joke here!/  ::)]
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 08, 2009, 09:07:04 pm
Is that a tuna in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 08, 2009, 09:08:25 pm
Is that a tuna in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Don't say stuff like that to me, you'll get me all hard and I'll get kicked out of the computer lab!  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 08, 2009, 10:42:53 pm
MM? wow. ;D

now i'm wearing my tight jeans a purple shirt with stripes and my jacket.;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 12:26:56 am
jsut a grey t-shirt (again) and my black work trousers....oh aye and my British army issue camo jacket...just home from work.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 12:27:44 am
I'm in nothing but boxers! Take that, flipside forumites. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 12:28:42 am
*insert droolly smiley here*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 12:39:46 am
I'm in nothing but boxers! Take that, flipside forumites. ;P

Nobody believes it unless they see it! >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 12:40:56 am
is that a suttle hint there pozf?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 12:43:39 am
Hahahaha 'subtle'. Good one, Oddball.

Getting naughty pics of me isn't that easy, anyway.

...I don't think
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 12:46:59 am
Subtle Nothing. That was blatant :P

Getting naughty pics of me isn't that easy, anyway.
...I don't think

It's a lot easier than you think
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 12:51:32 am
oh for me it's easy. I have a camera.

I meant for you to obtain from me ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 12:52:17 am
wrong thing to say he will track you down now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 12:53:19 am
I already know her general area of living. Shouldn't be that hard to pinpoint her location
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 12:59:44 am
Los Angeles is still a big place. You'd probably get lost.

It be a lot easier if I could just take you out to eat some place instead ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: NightWraith on April 09, 2009, 01:03:52 am
I see the words, "naked chick sushi bar" heading in the general direction of this conversation...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 01:05:33 am
Ooo sounds like an invite to me  ;D

I see the words, "naked chick sushi bar" heading in the general direction of this conversation...

Well there is a ninja restaurant in the city but I don't believe they serve sushi on hot naked chicks
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: NightWraith on April 09, 2009, 01:06:31 am
What do they serve their ninjas with?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 01:12:23 am
What do they serve their ninjas with?

Hah!

But seriously, I still need to go there. Really, really badly.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: NightWraith on April 09, 2009, 01:14:52 am
The ninja restaurant?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 01:15:57 am
Ninja New York? Hell yes.

And Pozf, you are indeed welcome in LA anytime.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: NightWraith on April 09, 2009, 01:17:39 am
We should have a mass Flipside forum gathering there... or something.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 01:18:26 am
We'll have to secure the pool and the jello, though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 01:24:14 am
The pool needs to be shallow otherwise we might end up in a situation such as this (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail187.html (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail187.html))
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 01:35:25 am
Hahaha. Oh, Strong Bad Emails, don't ever change.

Some thing way cooler, and less pretend.... I've been seriously wanting to try this on a smaller scale though.... say... a bathtub full of jello.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 01:39:23 am
Well, it is completely plausible to take one of those 4 or 4 1/2 foot pools and jellofy. it would be expensive and Impractical but completely doable.
Even more so one of those 2 foot inflatable "pools" (Plausible, its less impractical, and much less expensive)


Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 09, 2009, 06:15:39 am
That seems a good policy.

Brion, our fair and wise Lobster King.
he really is quite good at being our daddy.  he nails it every time.

He must have a lot of practice nailing stuff.

that film clip was awesome Akasha *drool*...I like the guy in the front seat who's all "Oh shit!  There they go humping again!"  couldn't follow the other links...I really need to make time for an evening forum session again at home.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 09, 2009, 09:42:20 am
We should have a mass Flipside forum gathering there... or something.

Can I come!  :-[

Please?!?  :-[

Seriously, If you guys set it up, I would go! I'm sure there is a big Magic tournement there sometime soon and I could visit with you all.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 09:47:51 am
Hmm any one want to go halfs wi my air fare?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 09, 2009, 10:06:52 am
Just take the Grayhoud  :D.


...Ohhh shit!  :'( I guess you can't. 

Sorry.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 10:08:57 am
hmm unless the grey hound can either fly or float.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 09, 2009, 10:14:48 am
I guess it then would be "The Gray Fish" or something.  :P

Or Maybe the "Gray Seagull".  :-\
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Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 10:17:18 am
or i could strip off, cover myself in goose fat and swim the Atlantic....I mean how big is it? every one calls it the "pond" after all.  8)
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 09, 2009, 10:19:18 am
Tell that to the dead people at the end of Titanic.  :(

Don't freeze to death.  :(

Frozen Corpses are defenently not sexy.  :-\
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 09, 2009, 10:27:06 am
Akasha-forgive my ignorance, but are you a martial arts instructor?  What type/style?  I took a little bit of Karate and then Baguazhang, and I'm very much looking forward to getting back into it.  It's such wonderful exercise and so fun.

Titanic-holy crap.  That still fascinates me.  Just imagine drowning slowly in that cold-ass water with all those rich people thrashing about and screaming.  And then think about that if you spray some poison on a beehive or nest of ants.  For some reason, I can't separate the two.

Oddball, you look great covered in goose fat!
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Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 10:29:19 am
lol what better than putting on my kilt tracking you down?
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 09, 2009, 10:32:40 am
Akasha-forgive my ignorance, but are you a martial arts instructor?  What type/style?  I took a little bit of Karate and then Baguazhang, and I'm very much looking forward to getting back into it.  It's such wonderful exercise and so fun.

I thougt she was just a pretend ninja!  :o
I knew a guy in the Army who was a blackbelt in Ninjitsu. He could be a scary motherfucker sometimes.  :o

Titanic-holy crap.  That still fascinates me.  Just imagine drowning slowly in that cold-ass water with all those rich people thrashing about and screaming.  And then think about that if you spray some poison on a beehive or nest of ants.  For some reason, I can't separate the two.

Oddball, you look great covered in goose fat!
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 09, 2009, 12:45:30 pm
lol what better than putting on my kilt tracking you down?
well now I'm not so sure... ??? you do look pretty phenomenal in a kilt.
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Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 01:16:46 pm
I taught Shaolin Kempo, but I've currently stopped teaching. Maybe if I can smash the economy into shape and simultaneously make Los Angeles an inexpensive play to live!

But I assure you, I can and will kick your asses. (also in bed) XD

Oh, I just finished watching Ga Rei last night, too. The show that clip is from. It's such a good pocky advertisement. Never in my life have I wanted pocky more.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1237260575674.gif)

(edit: sorry about the large image size...but come on! it's so awesome.) :P
(http://akashayi.net/koremite/f0090244_0295118.jpg)
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 09, 2009, 01:33:05 pm
never in my life have I wanted to get my ass kicked in bed more XD
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 09, 2009, 01:44:39 pm
... I'm wearing absolutely nothing! Naked smiles ish me! mostly cuz I'm about to hop in the shower.  :P

and yeah I'm not following those links ;)
I was just reading back...you know Smiles, it might have been far more interesting if you looked at pictures of a bunch of guys in speedos before hopping in the shower naked.  And then told us about it afterwards! XD

ummm...skip the "orangutan comparison" one though pls!
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Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 08:06:54 pm
lol ;D :-X

i guess now we'll never know. :P

it's extrmely hard to get naked pics of me. not even my boyfriend has any. ;D
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Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:19:07 pm
That you Know of.  ;D
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Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 08:25:52 pm
no that he has period. ::)

my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.
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Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:31:57 pm
They didn't get one from you. but are you really awake everytime they are *plants seed of paranoia*
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Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 08:47:23 pm
Very true. God knows I love taking pictures of my sleeping lovers(and conscious lovers, too). Buahahaha.
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 09, 2009, 09:14:59 pm
no that he has period. ::)

my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.

Now, if *I* was your boyfriend I would *never* want to see you naked.  :'(
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Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 09:18:26 pm
no that he has period. ::)

my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.

Now, if *I* was your boyfriend I would *never* want to see you naked.  :'(

Hm.

(http://akashayi.net/amusing/futureamason.jpg)
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Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 09:19:22 pm
you know before I scrolled down that IS the first thing I thought    :P
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 09, 2009, 10:31:50 pm
That picture truly is awesome!  Cuz it's like, juust about true.  Futurama is basically more attractive and worthwhile haha.

Aw, Smiles has a boyfriend  >:(  Well at least we've all "seen" her posting naked here!   ;D ;D  my imagination has a clear view anyway!

In other news: Drunk Umber isss...well is buzzed anyway.  hehe.  On the drunk end of buzzed.

but well here - for all my friends, a picture of me ejaculating:

A bit blurry, but you know how it gets when you're ejaculating and all.  You don't know what's going on really.

(http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu100/gotogoto_bucket_2009/suggestivecropped.jpg)

And now...I would like to remind a certain Razzly that we all had a hearty round of confessions a day or so ago, some of them pretty edit:fecking embarassing, as payment for her telling us what this "in one hole out the other" business is exactly, and exactly how into it she is.  The "really brutal stuff" I mean.  Ahem.

Good night all.  See you tomorrow.  <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3  ... ...  <3<3<3<3 love and kisses to all!  mwah mwah.
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Post by: akashayi on April 09, 2009, 10:38:23 pm
Wow. Social lubricant... lubricates quite nicely.

You should post drunk more often, Umber XD
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Post by: Oddball on April 10, 2009, 12:21:52 am
again i miss all the fun and too tried to understand all these posts  :( :(
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Post by: Smiles on April 10, 2009, 09:42:56 am
no that he has period. ::)

my last 3 boyfriends all wanted naked pics and didn't get one.

Now, if *I* was your boyfriend I would *never* want to see you naked.  :'(

hmm maybe that's one very goood reason why you're not my bf? ::)

*chuckles at the futurama thing* ;D

wait so what color penis is that then? ;D :'(


btw currently i'm wearing nothign but purple panties... time to gte dressed for work though.:/
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 10, 2009, 10:49:04 am
Hi guys I'm not hiding in sober shame after my drunken exploits - work exploded today.

Purple is a fabulous color tho!

Thanks Akasha-but hopefully usually when I have drinks I'll be like out.  Or like with people and stuff.  (not that y'all aren't people! :-[).  Not sitting at home by myself playing Magic online (with online people) and then deciding to post at 2am or so.

But, well, it's still fun tho.  And I had some epic games last night. ;D
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Post by: akashayi on April 10, 2009, 11:22:21 am
Heh, awesome. Alright then. Go drink and enjoy yourself out on the town, then come back down and bow before zod..,,I mean, come post here. :D
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Post by: Brion Foulke on April 10, 2009, 12:17:48 pm
Right now I am wearing nothing but rubber bands for my claws!

(http://www.sagamorelobster.com/images/images_big/lobster_a_2.jpg)

Isn't that hot?

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Post by: RoninAngel on April 10, 2009, 12:30:27 pm
You're a dork Brion!  ::)

But also funny!  :P


@UIS, I wish I played online: I would totally play with you.  :( We played a 3 group (total of six players 2 headed giant EDH game last night at my local store. It lasted like three hours and my partner and I won! Tooth and Nail is fucking broken by the way!  8)

@Smiles: YAY PURPLE PANTIES!  :D

@Akashayi: YAY FUTERAMA! YAY HOTPANTS! Wouldn't it be cool if they showed Amy Wong in hotpants
on that show?!? That would be like chocolate and peanut butter!  :D

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Post by: akashayi on April 10, 2009, 12:34:01 pm
Not hot yet, as it's uncooked.

But you look good enough to eat, Brion.
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Post by: Smiles on April 10, 2009, 10:13:17 pm
lol bondage brion? ;D
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Post by: nilinet on April 11, 2009, 12:08:44 am
I am not wearing anything sexay.. as the person I need to impress is floating around the Mediterranean...and would die of happy explosion even if he saw me in a moo moo right now.
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Post by: Oddball on April 11, 2009, 01:29:40 am
Just sitting here in my Kelly's Heroes T-shirt and PJ bottoms wiating to get some peace and quiet to sleep  >:(
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Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:41:21 am
just my blue panties.
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Post by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 12:41:58 am
Blue...and lacy... ? XD
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Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 12:44:11 am
geez... whats with people and their lack of clothes... I like to stay clothed at all times >.>
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Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:45:27 am
no not lacey. I dont' have lacey underwear.
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Post by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 01:04:09 am
I just snuck in and out of the shower! So, I'm hot, wet and naked </tease>
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Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 01:05:07 am
That is indeed a mean tease.
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 12, 2009, 04:43:33 am
Mean? It's plain EBIL!
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Post by: Oddball on April 12, 2009, 06:36:50 am
all right to come over akashayi? lol
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 12, 2009, 01:17:45 pm
I'm not wearing any underpants. I very rarely where underpants.  :-[

In other news I was um till 7am this morning, playing magic cards, so the world is a little blurry right now.
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Post by: parameciumkid on April 12, 2009, 02:52:58 pm
I had a birthday party all last night playing Rock Band.
Nothing erotic happened though...  :-\
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Post by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 02:53:48 pm
Erotic Rockband?

I wonder how that's possible, beyond the obvious of playing in the buff.
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Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 02:56:09 pm
Unknown to me I've played TONS of rock band and no eroticism.

Though according to Yahtzee it can cause some
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Post by: Oddball on April 12, 2009, 03:00:39 pm
nothing erotic last night jsut plenty of beer, whisky and films with blood gore and explosions and of course cant forget the Blues Brothers  8)
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Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 03:05:40 pm
Erotic Rockband?

I wonder how that's possible, beyond the obvious of playing in the buff.

Ok I completely missed this so I shall make a suggestion now. NEVER to do this, drumming in the buff can only lead to chaffing
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 12, 2009, 10:42:39 pm
Well, I'm sitting here just wrapped in a blanket and nothing else...
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 13, 2009, 07:57:38 am
I had a birthday party all last night playing Rock Band.
Nothing erotic happened though...  :-\
Happy birthday parameciumkid!!  Unless it was someone else's birthday...

A Rock Band party sounds pretty freaking awesome...I have never played the game, but my friend and I and whoever else was around used to pretend by putting on tapes (yeah tapes, I know) and using brooms and hockey sticks as guitars and mike stands.  It was fucking awesome I remember that much.  Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, good stuff like that haha.

It wasn't erotic either thank god.  There was a fair amount of sugar being poured on people though, and that's also right around the time I learned that love is a social disease.
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 13, 2009, 10:49:16 am
You say funny things.  :P

Now who wants to make out for my amusment?  :D
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 13, 2009, 10:52:03 am
I'll make out for my amusement!  And you can be amused if you want.
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Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 11:55:13 am
I think you suddenly have the strong desire to do something for my amusement, Ronin.
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Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 02:59:35 pm
im bored over here. could do some thing for amusment.
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Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 03:00:38 pm
So tell me Odd, how have you dabbled in the BDSM world? Just how far down that rabbit hole have you gone?
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Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 03:02:13 pm
tried out as a Dom then switched over to being a sub.
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Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 03:26:31 pm
Oh? What's the scene like over in the land of kilts?

Revenge of the Kinky Leather Kilts?
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Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 03:32:58 pm
lol did not go into the scene much had to stop since my studies where dropping and had to put a lot on hold, so now I've sort of lost intrest
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Post by: Smiles on April 13, 2009, 10:21:02 pm
erotic rock band? like having all the character's wear the skimpiest clothes possible?

Tonight i'm wearing pants :P and my "bearsChick" t-shirt that has a baby chick on it. no shoes but I am wearing warm orange fuzzy socks. :-*
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Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 10:26:56 pm
erotic rock band? like having all the character's wear the skimpiest clothes possible?

Weelll there is a way to get all the people in the band to be the same person and if you take somebody in skimpy clothing and do that... I suppose. No idea how to do it though.
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Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 10:27:18 pm
I was thinking something a little more...physical...
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Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 10:29:20 pm
Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
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Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 10:31:02 pm
No real idea... like I posted before, I have no idea how it's possible.
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Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 13, 2009, 11:19:29 pm
Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
hrmmm.... idk some people might find some of the songs sexy.

as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage  and tractors ftw! and a pair of black  jeans.
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Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 04:47:40 am
hmm never tried rock band...and sitting here in my dressing gown just had a shower
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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 05:35:30 am
If you ever have the chance to try it... Do It. fun Fun FUn FUN times
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 09:25:54 am
I think you suddenly have the strong desire to do something for my amusement, Ronin.

You're right! I do!  :-[
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Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 09:30:56 am
Does Rock band have Paint it Black on it?
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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 10:11:19 am
No. Guitar hero 3 did.
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 10:14:03 am
Does Rock band have Paint it Black on it?
Like the Beatles song?  ???

That seems like it'd be too easy?
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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 10:15:55 am
A) Rolling Stones
B) It was only a moderate song, not moderate, but not what I would call hard either.
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 10:20:21 am
So not all the songs are super fast?  :-\
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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 10:21:30 am
Thats really a matter of opinion. If you're used to playing on easy then, yea the song is gonna seem really fast on expert. But no the songs are not all super speed.
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 10:31:22 am
Well that's cool but, as my freind Cherry Poptart said:

"Not enough Gratuitus sex in it, y'know!" :-\

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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 10:36:03 am
Wait wait wait... What?
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 10:44:02 am
The thread. Like, why the fuck are we talking about video games when we should be talking about girl on girl action?  :-\
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Post by: akashayi on April 14, 2009, 10:46:25 am
Exactly. Take the video game talk to the Pop Culture board.

And I'm always in favor of some hot girl on girl action.
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 10:49:47 am
Here.  :-[


(NSFW porno; obviously  ::)  http://tour.sapphicerotica.com/?nats=MTA5NTozOjE,0,0,0,0   )

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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:03:35 am
Borrrring -.-... also there are much better sites if you want videos >.>; I might know of a few from friends sending me random shit. (not literally <.<)

Edit: I don't know why I know these site names actually... they just kind of appear in my memory.
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Post by: akashayi on April 14, 2009, 11:06:14 am
I have my own favorite sites as well ^^

Not exactly the best time for porninating, though.
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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:13:13 am
There is a right and wrong time to be porninating?
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 11:15:43 am
Oh. It's not my favorite. The content is my favorite.  :-\

But it's a fucking pay site.  >:(

I often try to get that site's content without paying for it (with mixed results.  :()

@Pozf: Clearly. like were I am, at the computer lab  :-[. Or if for some crazy reason you want to focus on, like, anything else.  :'(

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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:17:19 am
Well there are clearly wrong PLaces to be doing it. I just didn't thing there was a wrong time per say.
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 11:23:38 am
Well in that case- what about the time you should be getting up to leave the house- clearly a little-

A date with Palmela Handerson
Acting out the grapes of wrath
Backing your fist
Bang yourself
Beat the beaver
Beating my meat
Beating the bishop
Bop the bologna
Choking the chicken
Clap your clit
Clean the bean
Clicking the mouse
Dating Hannie Palmer
Diddle my skittle
Diddling
Donald trump firing his apprentice
Double clicking the mouse
Fiction friction
Fire off some knuckle-children
Five finger shuffle
Flickin’ the kitten
Flicking the bean
Flog the dolphin
Fucking yourself
Getting trigger happy
Going fishing with the man in the boat
Going to the palm prom
Greasin’ the gash
Hand to gland combat
Having a knee trembler
Hit the slit
Hitchhike To The Sky
Holding your sausage hostage
Indiana Jones finding a sweet dig
Jacking off
Jerkin the gerkin
Jerking off
Jibber jab
Jilling off
Let the beaver swim
Lubing the tube
Making it snow
Making my girl happy
Making stomach pancakes
Milking the cow
One handed baseball
Painting the ceiling
Pet the poodle
Petting the kitty
Playing air guitar naked
Playing pocket pool
Playing tug of war with the cyclops
Pole dancing
Polishing the pearl
Pumping the keg
Revving the engine
Roughing up the suspect
Rub the nub
Rubbing one out
Rubbing Rob Reiner
Ruin your eyesight
Scrach and sniff
Scraping off the scabs
Scratch n’ sniff
Shake and steak
Shuffle your Ipod
Slam the clam
Slapping the salami
Slicking Willie
Spanking the monkey
Spinnin’ a record
Squishing the squidgie
Stroking it
Stroking the one-eyed snake
Taking care of my business
Tapping the wookie on the head
Thinking of your mom
Tick the taco
Tickle your pickle
Turning Japanese
Two-finger tango
Visit from the five-fingered aunty
Visiting Rosy Palms and her five sisters
Walking the dog
Wax on, whack off
Whippin off a batch
Wrestling the one eyed monster

is not indicitive of running errands, just idicitive of sleeping.

By the way, funest google ever!  :P

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ei=9dPkSb3OOKGEtAPr1P2nCQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=1&ct=result&cd=1&q=euphemisms+for+masturbating&spell=1
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Post by: akashayi on April 14, 2009, 11:26:46 am
Well, for instance: Right now is Lunchinating time. Enjoying my food! Clearly no time to be choking the bishop.
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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:27:58 am
Wai.. wha... but... you... fe.... Blargh....

Anyway I thought you enjoyed a little food play.
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Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 11:28:48 am
Yes! Wait for lunch to be over, then masturbate!  :P
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Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:30:15 am
What is it rude or something to masturbate and eat at the same time? I can only assume it takes a decent amount of coordination. Then again I suppose cross contamination would be very bad thing.
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Post by: akashayi on April 14, 2009, 11:31:48 am
Unless it's a hot naked girl covered in sushi, food play with play would be better when horny, not hungry. Right now, I'm on the hungry side of my emotions. After lunch I can go back to being horny ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:37:15 am
What can't be both at once?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 14, 2009, 11:40:49 am
Only when Brion is involved....

...delicious....lobster meat.....
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:43:45 am
I've tried lobster a bunch and I always think I'm gonna like it... but I never do. I blame Brion.

Edit: Right no going off track gotta keep this sexy... Uhm. Yea I got nothing sorry, no sexyness here.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 12:22:18 pm
not really feeling sexy jsut now had too much cherry coke
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 14, 2009, 01:48:08 pm
Well, I've been living in involountary celibacy for a couple of months shy of a year now... so I've got a slight issue with pent-up desire that will most likely force itself to the surface first proper chance it gets.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 14, 2009, 01:57:01 pm
Make sure you post all related stories here E_D.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 02:54:45 pm
What is it rude or something to masturbate and eat at the same time? I can only assume it takes a decent amount of coordination. Then again I suppose cross contamination would be very bad thing.

Yes. Just ask Eminem. Jerking off in the French Fries is genrally frowned upon by McDonald's managers everywhere. God knows why.  ???

W.K. Kellog, the inventer of Kellog's Corn Flakes famously hated masturbation. He even evented a device to help stop babies from touching themselves in their sleep. So in honour of Mr. Kellog (or perhaps the opposet), everyone should practice "hand to gland combat" at least once while eating Kellogs Corn Flakes.  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 03:03:05 pm
Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
hrmmm.... idk some people might find some of the songs sexy.

as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage  and tractors ftw! and a pair of black  jeans.

That sounds... tight. Is it cold in the room, by chance?  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 14, 2009, 03:37:00 pm
Like what... I mean it's Rock Band. I don't even think there are any sexy songs for the game.
hrmmm.... idk some people might find some of the songs sexy.

as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage  and tractors ftw! and a pair of black  jeans.

That sounds... tight. Is it cold in the room, by chance?  :-[
I can't believe your sister voluntarily introduced you to this place haha!  We will now corrupt you like we have corrupted her!!  (or did she corrupt us? ??? She's always posting nude around here!)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 03:49:41 pm
I think we are corrupting each other chief
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 03:58:28 pm
Well, I don't think of it as corruption.

I for one think its taking "your first step into a larger world".  :P
Quote from: Akashayi
Had an awesome time, saw a lot of my friends, got drunk without going overboard and the music was top notch. 

And good S&M play is all about communication. (Much like good sex!) It really comes down to the limits of the sub and what will end up being pleasurable for them.

So don't worry, I'll be gentle ;P

More then anyone esle here, you can say things that make me all hot Akashayi! 

So I have some questions:

I know not all S&M turns into sex, but like, if you go over to someone's place for a session, are they typically expecting and/or hoping for sex? Are you or the people you domintate (as the case may be) often disappionted when they don't get sex out of the deal? Is it an akward topic to discuss? Do you tend to just get it out of the way so no one has wrong expectations? What happens when someone is all horny after the session but you are not going to get it on?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 14, 2009, 10:48:34 pm
The thread. Like, why the fuck are we talking about video games when we should be talking about girl on girl action?  :-\

cuz i hate yuri. :P

I'm wearing no pants no undies no bra and my birthday... massacre t-shirt
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: NightWraith on April 14, 2009, 11:59:50 pm
I claim yesterdays "old person who cant dress himself" prize for wearing a polo shirt inside out the entire day without noticing...

I mean I should of realised something was up when it was tricky to do some of the buttons up.. but no.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 15, 2009, 12:56:09 am
Wait, Smiles, you hate Yuri? (And read flipside?)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 15, 2009, 07:05:31 am
daft question time again who's yuri?  and back in my ex-army combats
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 15, 2009, 07:18:09 am
I claim yesterdays "old person who cant dress himself" prize for wearing a polo shirt inside out the entire day without noticing...

I mean I should of realised something was up when it was tricky to do some of the buttons up.. but no.
haha wow that is awesome.  hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 15, 2009, 07:35:58 am
daft question time again who's yuri?  and back in my ex-army combats

Yuri is the Japanese term for girl on girl sex/romance.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 15, 2009, 08:56:10 am
YAY! YURI! MY FAVORITEST!  :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 15, 2009, 08:59:39 am
and here was i thinking it was some one from Russia
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 15, 2009, 09:06:53 am
No way. I like the BOW wow chicka WOW wow kind. 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 15, 2009, 10:13:54 am
No way. I like the BOW wow chicka WOW wow kind. 

With an emphasis on the CHICKa.

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 15, 2009, 05:24:55 pm
Lesbian romance is not to be mixed up with Yuri Gagarin, the first human into space. ;P

Or is it? New ways to celebrate Yuri's night?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 15, 2009, 07:31:36 pm
Just as long as flim your moon landing!  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 15, 2009, 09:38:46 pm
Lesbian romance is not to be mixed up with Yuri Gagarin, the first human into space. ;P

Or is it? New ways to celebrate Yuri's night?

I wouldn't mind seeing a genderswapped version of him and the Yuri from Dirty Pair getting it on.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 12:25:31 am
Lesbian romance is not to be mixed up with Yuri Gagarin, the first human into space. ;P

Or is it? New ways to celebrate Yuri's night?

Ah but was he the first person into space? he could of just been a good communist and held his breath longer  when his air ran out while the rest died and forgoten about....i know too much useless information  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 16, 2009, 12:32:07 am
Ah but the magic and humoristic qualities of flipside are what drew me in not the lesbianess. and being gay/lesbian doesn't bother me as much as watching it openly does. idk as long as your not hitting on me I'm fine with it really. *shrugs* I have good friends that are gay/lesbi/ bi. Brion let the characters sift into things and so it wasn't as big a surprise or ickyness when things became noticeably lesbian. i think it was rather well thought out on the timing part and such. I much less like watching Yaoi. but most guys don't openly display their gayness when they're around me in person. besides it's not the same watching it as it is cuddling with it.
 ;D
I kinda have a motto  "I'm against the Yoai! Not the Yoai fans!"

I think I'm more against the idea of yuri or yaoi hentai.... but then yeah. I really don't like porn. and don't get me wrong nudity can be okay but I've never really enjoyed porn. :-\


did i mention I'm topless tonight? ??? I thought not. ::) :-[ :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 16, 2009, 07:30:28 am
do you ever wear clothes smiles?  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 16, 2009, 07:47:42 am

 ;D
I kinda have a motto  "I'm against the Yoai! Not the Yoai fans!"

I think I'm more against the idea of yuri or yaoi hentai.... but then yeah. I really don't like porn. and don't get me wrong nudity can be okay but I've never really enjoyed porn. :-\

I've always considered it to be...kinda boring.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 16, 2009, 10:21:11 am
[to the tune of the meowmix song/]
Porn porn porn porn,
porn porn porn porn,
porn pron porn porn-
PORN!
Porn porn porn!

:P :D :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 10:25:26 am
Is that the same as the spam song by MPFC?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 16, 2009, 10:32:13 am
But with more PORN!

The secret ingrediant is Porn!  :D

YAY! PORN!  :D

(NSFW Porn) http://orgymania.net/ (http://orgymania.net/)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 16, 2009, 10:52:45 am
Ah but the magic and humoristic qualities of flipside are what drew me in not the lesbianess. and being gay/lesbian doesn't bother me as much as watching it openly does. idk as long as your not hitting on me I'm fine with it really. *shrugs* I have good friends that are gay/lesbi/ bi. Brion let the characters sift into things and so it wasn't as big a surprise or ickyness when things became noticeably lesbian. i think it was rather well thought out on the timing part and such. I much less like watching Yaoi. but most guys don't openly display their gayness when they're around me in person. besides it's not the same watching it as it is cuddling with it.
 ;D
I kinda have a motto  "I'm against the Yoai! Not the Yoai fans!"

I think I'm more against the idea of yuri or yaoi hentai.... but then yeah. I really don't like porn. and don't get me wrong nudity can be okay but I've never really enjoyed porn. :-\


did i mention I'm topless tonight? ??? I thought not. ::) :-[ :-*

Yay! Boobies!  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: akashayi on April 16, 2009, 12:03:36 pm
Most porn is terrible and boring. :D Gotta sift through it to find the good, kinky shit. I definitely look at porn/masturbate, within healthy normal levels.

Interesting how diverse Flipside's fanbase is.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 16, 2009, 08:35:59 pm
Personally, when I need to look at something to get off, I look for hentai.
But even that requires sifting. Really, I just don't have the time or patience just to get off.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on April 16, 2009, 09:10:00 pm
So... how well do you erm... 'play the flute', Keaoden?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on April 16, 2009, 10:52:30 pm
do you ever wear clothes smiles?  :P

of course I do but I like to see what I'm not wearing when I'm here. lol. ;D

like tonight I'm wearing my red shirt with the pink lace lining on the v-neck, and purple panties. i woulda been wearing my black pants too but I just took them off a short while ago to get more comfortable. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 17, 2009, 12:08:21 am
 ???  ???  ???   *It's been a while*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: RoninAngel on April 17, 2009, 10:55:29 am
Most porn is terrible and boring. :D Gotta sift through it to find the good, kinky shit. I definitely look at porn/masturbate, within healthy normal levels.

Interesting how diverse Flipside's fanbase is.

Well I guess it depends on weather you find the terrible/boring stuff to be vanilla or kinky (or both or neither  ::)) I geuss.  :-\
 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 17, 2009, 01:51:50 pm


as to what I'm wearing.... a child's t-shirt with a picture of Tinkerbell. no bra though. my favorite baseball cap. camouflage  and tractors ftw! and a pair of black  jeans.

That sounds... tight. Is it cold in the room, by chance?  :-[

it's always cold in when at the compy.

umberissexy: ah yay corruption!

typing in nothing but my undies.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 17, 2009, 04:29:57 pm
Swing!  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 17, 2009, 07:25:23 pm
haha...guess partially dressed posting runs in the family.

-you're wicked funny RA!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on April 17, 2009, 07:57:31 pm
Fully clothed. Not naked.... yet. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 17, 2009, 09:44:05 pm
hehe i see sis got on while I was at work.:p ;D musta been before she got dressed to go to work. lol

I'm wearing Selan's favorite shirt that I own, black pants, socks and shoes and a red scrunchie in my hair.  see I do wear clothes on occasion... ^_^
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 18, 2009, 12:14:20 am
fully clothed in chef whites and black shoes no hat tonight though. hats are luv.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 18, 2009, 11:12:54 am
So I asked you earlier on your truth thread about baking. I guess sense taking patissery in culinary shcool I automaticly think of all chefs as bakers. Are you really a chef fer reel though.

If so what position do you have in your resteraunt?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 18, 2009, 02:29:28 pm
So.

Who here would be a porn star if given the chance?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 18, 2009, 08:51:12 pm
or not. kthnx.

anyways,,, Tonight I'm wearing my black zipper hoodie with purple fairies on it and  purple panties.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 18, 2009, 09:13:31 pm
Yeah, me neither. I don't find it that much of a glamorous profession.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 18, 2009, 11:32:59 pm
Now doing an occational amateur porn flick for private viewing, that would be a lot more interesting. But not the profession, besides, with the internet and free amateur sites, the porn industry has to change or die.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 19, 2009, 06:34:29 am
a lot of it just ends up on you tube any way,
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 19, 2009, 09:24:00 am
Now doing an occational amateur porn flick for private viewing, that would be a lot more interesting. But not the profession, besides, with the internet and free amateur sites, the porn industry has to change or die.

lol, I recently got into a conversation with a guy who pays for his online porn. He said that getting porn for free is "stealing".

I suppose that is a valid line of thought, but I still found it to be rather amusing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 19, 2009, 10:54:55 am
O.o really? :'(

and i thought the song went "the internet is for porn!"

today I'm wearing my black t with the blue winged unicorn on it, black pants, blue socks with a kitty in a pocket design on them, and tennis shoes
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 19, 2009, 11:00:02 am
lol, I recently got into a conversation with a guy who pays for his online porn. He said that getting porn for free is "stealing".

I suppose that is a valid line of thought, but I still found it to be rather amusing.

I suppose this person also refuses to use youtube as well?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 19, 2009, 02:13:56 pm
So.

Who here would be a porn star if given the chance?
No.

Too physically demanding, too deameaning and too, well, nasty. There's a reason why most porn is all cut in weird ways. Becuase the pornstars prepping between cuts and becuase all kinds of mishaps can take place. Like when in the middle of doggy style, the girl is inexplicibly ready for DP with zero prep time? Yeah, that doesn't happen in real life. The kind of gross stuff that a male pornstar has to deal with on a regular basis is just not for me.
Like the you know this scene form zach and marry make a porno?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxhTKrctJIU
Well, that's just the tip of the iceburg.

And do you know the kind of sceevy people that are involved with porn producing porn? Like the kind of guys that have leopard print car upostery and have a meth habit and ties to the mafia. John Holms was murdered becuase of the profession he had, make no mistake. 

I'm cool thank you.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 19, 2009, 04:45:22 pm
I suppose this person also refuses to use youtube as well?

*shrug* Probably.

No.

True. The guy I spoke of was all about the "I get to have sex with women professionally!"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 19, 2009, 07:25:20 pm
So I asked you earlier on your truth thread about baking. I guess sense taking patissery in culinary shcool I automaticly think of all chefs as bakers. Are you really a chef fer reel though.

If so what position do you have in your resteraunt?


heh yeah. I didn't do so well in my baking and pastry classes. I have an AS degree in Culinary Arts. I wouldn't call myself a true chef yet because I still have a lot to learn about cooking. A title I strive to earn.  kitchen staff is my current work title. http://www.al-capone.com/steakhouse/index.html    <-----work's website

wearing a hawaiian t-shirt no bra and blue shorts with no socks or shoes
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2009, 01:57:54 am
nothing specail going on about to head out on my mountian bike, wearing my combat 95's
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 07:58:59 pm
Not that any of you want to hear that I'm not wearing any pants... but hey my laptop runs 95 degrees... so yea Pant less.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 20, 2009, 11:27:54 pm
well actually I'm wearing more clothes cuz I'm wearing a hat and my Chicago bears chick shirt and pants and socks and shoes.... lots of clothes...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 21, 2009, 06:52:43 am
Hi! ...I'm back!

*Crickets chirp*

...Yes, yes I know. I promised to tell after you confessed, and then I left like a bad little ninja-panda. I also know it's been eleven pages, but, uh... I'll make it up to you?

But darn you, UmberIsSexy, if I get banned for this! Would the non-kinky people look the other way, please? I wouldn't want to gross anyone out.

[gross]

The thing I talked about earlier in the thread is, when in Hentai, a tentackle (or more) goes in the anus and out the mouth. Yes, it is physically impossible, but isn't that just the great thing about hentai? It lets you express the sickest and most impossible of your fantasies and no one gets hurt!

How into am I? Not so that I'd like to try it irl. *Ahems* It's more the aspect of being completely and utterly helpless, while being brutalized by someone (in this case, Tentackle monster) in the worst way possible. The helplessness-factor is probably the reason why I enjoy tentackle so much, too. A man can only do so much with his hands and one penis, after all. (And gang-bang is just a turnoff. )

[/gross]

Okay! The sweet and innocent people can look again!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on April 21, 2009, 07:25:13 am
Okay! The sweet and innocent people can look again!

We have sweet and innocent people!?  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 21, 2009, 07:32:37 am
*Sticks up hand* I'm one of the innocent ones *cough*  8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 21, 2009, 08:11:19 am
I'm not... >.>

But really, on the scale of kinky/sick sex-related stuff that you can find on the internet, tentacle monsters aren't THAT bad.
I'm not kidding :o I've seen some really bad stuff...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 21, 2009, 08:39:21 am
I'm not... >.>

But really, on the scale of kinky/sick sex-related stuff that you can find on the internet, tentacle monsters aren't THAT bad.
I'm not kidding :o I've seen some really bad stuff...

Oh, I know. Guro is the kind of Hentai I just can't stand - or hentai where the girl dies. ...Death is just such a turnoff. Eww.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 11:16:45 am
I find most hentai kinda funny, especially when the girl is like "Oh my god that'll never fit!" then hey what do you know? the 2 foot penis fits in her vagina, even if it leaves a phallic shaped Bump going all the way up in between her breasts.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 21, 2009, 11:20:06 am
sounds just like my usual Saturday night! ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 21, 2009, 11:23:20 am
I find most hentai kinda funny, especially when the girl is like "Oh my god that'll never fit!" then hey what do you know? the 2 foot penis fits in her vagina, even if it leaves a phallic shaped Bump going all the way up in between her breasts.

Oh I know, and it's so hot! <3 It's there, stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...

Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 11:27:42 am
stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...

Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3

Not depending on what artist/movie you're reading/watching

Either that or the structures are about as stretchy as a bungee cord.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 21, 2009, 11:28:30 am
Hentai can be nice from time to time, but IMO it can't beat the real thing.

I myself have a fetish for redheads and finshnet clothing >.> ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 11:31:01 am
Bah most normal porn is really really boring + there isn't a storyline 90% of the time. And if there is it's not longer than like .5 seconds.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 21, 2009, 11:35:41 am
And most hentai plot lines are very templated... it get's boring too, and as I said before, I find it less arousing.

Are we allowed to mention actual porn websites here? I recently found a website that is both original and totally hot (and real... well except for some of the boobs maybe) which I'd much recommend if you're looking for something new.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 11:38:18 am
Ronin has done it a couple of times and nothing has happened. (just make sure you mark the link NSFW, annd possibly kind of content so none of us seeing unexpected things)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 21, 2009, 11:48:08 am
[NSFW]http://actiongirls.com/ (http://actiongirls.com/)[/NSFW]
They have some movies and photoshoots of "Action-girls", which means girls with guns, etc.
It's a paid site, but I found some free downloads of their content through torretns  ::)
They have one or two movies with a little bit of plot in them.


OH I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE
It's a porn movie called "Pirates" - Full length movie with plot and VFX (kind of crappy acting, but much better than the usual...)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 21, 2009, 12:02:09 pm
I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 12:08:24 pm
Non sequiter here. who enjoyes them "thick and Juicy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w&feature=related))

and to Razzly. Eh I still like my plot. Ill stop watching/reading something based on plot *not nearly as much as if the art SUCKS though, because if the art sucks... I'm out*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 21, 2009, 12:08:39 pm
I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.

I agree, but then again sometimes the whole "take-off-your-clothes-and-bend-over" just isn't enough.
Having some background or character (and plot) can make a big difference sometimes.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 21, 2009, 12:11:39 pm
Oh I know, and it's so hot! <3 It's there, stretching and tearing her insides so she bleeds and screams in pain-mixed pleasure...

Besides, it's a known fact that Hentai girls' wombs go all the way past their lungs, and the way from her throat to her anus is straight. :3

The term "vaginal wormhole" comes to mind.

I don't really care for the plot in porn/hentai. If I watch porn, it's because I'm horny, not because I want a good story. Normal movies are for good plots.

See, I kinda need plot, otherwise I'll get bored. Course, my sex drive is near to nonexistent so just watching naked people get it on really doesn't even make me feel a twinge of anything.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 21, 2009, 12:14:04 pm
Pozf: Really? I'm only interested in the sex. If I feel like watching something plot-y and sexy, I'll watch Interview With the Vampire. Mmm... Lots of eye-candy in that one, I tell you.

CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;

If someone -is- interested in a sexy movie (not quite porn, but almost. It focuses on a BDSM-relationship) that has a very good and interesting story, see "The Secretary."
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 21, 2009, 07:25:20 pm
CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;

*shrug*

I need something emotionally engaging.
Though I'm a bit sick of the "fall in love with your big sister" that so many hentai manga have.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 07:31:23 pm
Yea there is a huge business for incest in hentai. And it's always a one of a couple of things: Drunk mother/sister taken advantage of, "rape" of the boy,  or they just kinda fuck and there isn't any kind of backstory as to why.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 21, 2009, 07:35:35 pm
Yea there is a huge business for incest in hentai. And it's always a one of a couple of things: Drunk mother/sister taken advantage of, "rape" of the boy,  or they just kinda fuck and there isn't any kind of backstory as to why.

The one's I've seen are "come take a bath with your big sis", then they just kind of get into it from there.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 07:36:38 pm
Oh yea that's another popular one the Bath scenario. Probably a couple other ones I can't think of atm.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 21, 2009, 07:38:49 pm
meow? *hides*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 21, 2009, 07:39:48 pm
meow? *hides*

Catgirl?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 21, 2009, 07:40:52 pm
bunny girl that meows. :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 07:55:07 pm
bunny girl with cat ears ???
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 09:45:52 pm
Well technically things can enter the cervix with enough force, and if the object is large enough to reach that far... but if your talking about is ejaculation when the penis is pushed up against the cervix and the sperm shooting in... I'm pretty sure that is NOT possible.

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 21, 2009, 09:51:13 pm
Yeah, I always was like, "wtf?" whenever hentai manga feels the need to do the whole "cross section" and show the penis inside the vagina.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 10:42:00 pm
Some artists are really bad about things like that... especially one who's name I can't remember at the moment, then again I suppose he would be considered a fetishist, just because of what he draws.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 22, 2009, 02:14:38 am
I know, the cervix thing is silly. I have, however heard of a porn film (yes, real porn film with real people) where the woman actually, after much stretching, gets an object through the cervix and into the womb. After all, it is designed to stretch. Babies out, yeah?

But the whole 'shoving monster-cocks into womb' is impossible. That's the charm of hentai in my opinion, though!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 22, 2009, 03:57:04 am
Have not watched Hentai (probably have and not realised it)  so must look into this subject.  ???
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 22, 2009, 07:32:27 am
oh my God they actually draw that sh#t?!?!?

wtf is wrong with people?

Well, I guess some people like it (glances at Razzly) :)

seriously though Razz, you're the first I've heard that actually enjoys hentai, or at least admits to it, although I'd guess a fair portion of Japanese people must...to me it's fine for like a minute or two, kind of exciting maybe in a very dirty and perverse way, but after the initial shock I don't want more *shrug*.  I can definitely see some of the appeal of tentacle rape though! :D

A lot of times (in my rather limited exposure) it's also the style of it that's a turn off.  I mean, it seems to often really strive for and accentuate the most perverse or just plain gross, body-fluidy aspects.  Drawing the internals of the girl I haven't seen but wow I have to agree that's just silly.  We need a WTF Japan?! thread, I guess in Pop. Culture.

edit: I am curious what Brion thinks of Hentai. :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 08:35:50 am
La Blue girl actually has a good plot. Sort of.  :-\


Well not really.  :-\

Oh well.  :-\

I don't know about how I should feel about your confession Razzly. As a man I am conditioned to be all RAPE = WRONG, NEVER, EVER DO IT, WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED AS HUMAN BEINGS NOT AS OBJECTS, ECT. But you are basically telling us that you get *very* turned on by what is basically a rape fantasy. It's making my brain bleed. It's kind of like a 15 year old girl confessing that they like watching child porn or something. I don't know what to think.  ???

SO CONFUSED!  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 08:39:25 am
oh my God they actually draw that sh#t?!?!?
Yes yes they do. The pinnacle of WTF hentai stuff I present to you the works of John K Peta

wtf is wrong with people?

Well, I guess some people like it (glances at Razzly) :)

Hey other people here like it too. I find it hilarious, and arousing so win win.

Edit:
I don't know about how I should feel about your confession Razzly. As a man I am conditioned to be all RAPE = WRONG, NEVER, EVER DO IT, WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED AS HUMAN BEINGS NOT AS OBJECTS, ECT. But you are basically telling us that you get *very* turned on by what is basically rape a fantasy. It's making my brain bleed. It's kind of like a 15 year old girl confessing that they like watching child porn or something. I don't know what to think.  ???

SO CONFUSED!  :(

I'm sure there is some a thrill in letting somebody you trust have complete control and domination to the point of violence like that, knowing that they aren't actually hurting you. Pretty kinky if you ask me ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 22, 2009, 08:39:38 am
Poor sheltered Ronin... XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 22, 2009, 08:55:49 am
I don't know about how I should feel about your confession Razzly. As a man I am conditioned to be all RAPE = WRONG, NEVER, EVER DO IT, WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED AS HUMAN BEINGS NOT AS OBJECTS, ECT. But you are basically telling us that you get *very* turned on by what is basically rape a fantasy. It's making my brain bleed. It's kind of like a 15 year old girl confessing that they like watching child porn or something. I don't know what to think.  ???

SO CONFUSED!  :(

To me, you sound very naïve Ronin.
No offence, but a healthy tip is to stop expecting people to behave in any certain ways based on gender, hairstyle, clothing or any visual features what so ever.
Besides, there are people of either gender that'd do ANYTHING you can imagine and more. No need to be surprised or shocked when facing the unexpected, better to be prepared mentaly for anything and everything.
Also, there's nothing wrong with your conditioning, other than it seems to have been a bit too linear and obviously failed to convey anything more than the crust on the surface of what it means to treat someone as a human beeing. For instance that another human is a thinking creature with an independent agenda and ideas of his/her own that only rarely converge with yours.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 22, 2009, 09:01:47 am
Hey other people here like it too. I find it hilarious, and arousing so win win.
Well ok then, my eyes are being opened.  Anyone else?

@Ronin: If it's hot, it's hot man.  Go with it!  If you're raping someone you'll know it. ;)  You seem like far too nice of a guy to do it when they don't want it.  But yeah sometimes people like to be treated somewhat as objects, or rather to somehow get into a more primitive, animal mind.  If you would like to be on the other end of it, whatever that is, then it's a good match and go for it!

Just look at the type of guys who have no problem getting women. ::)

http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png (http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png)

oops ninja'd...*scans E_D's post*...yeah wow pretty well said...much better said than I.  very true.  It's not your fault though Ronin, but yeah it's good to let go of that kind of thinking.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 09:15:31 am
Pozf: Really? I'm only interested in the sex. If I feel like watching something plot-y and sexy, I'll watch Interview With the Vampire. Mmm... Lots of eye-candy in that one, I tell you.

CDSM: Haha, wow, really? If there's too much of a plot in a porn film, I'll just fast forward to the hot scenes. ^^;

If someone -is- interested in a sexy movie (not quite porn, but almost. It focuses on a BDSM-relationship) that has a very good and interesting story, see "The Secretary."
That movie is one of the hottest films ever.  :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 22, 2009, 09:17:59 am
AAHHHHH so thats what im doing wrong, not wearning enough open polo shirts   ???
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 09:33:21 am
Hey other people here like it too. I find it hilarious, and arousing so win win.
Well ok then, my eyes are being opened.  Anyone else?

@Ronin: If it's hot, it's hot man.  Go with it!  If you're raping someone you'll know it. ;)  You seem like far too nice of a guy to do it when they don't want it.  But yeah sometimes people like to be treated somewhat as objects, or rather to somehow get into a more primitive, animal mind.  If you would like to be on the other end of it, whatever that is, then it's a good match and go for it!

Just look at the type of guys who have no problem getting women. ::)

http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png (http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png)

oops ninja'd...*scans E_D's post*...yeah wow pretty well said...much better said than I.  very true.  It's not your fault though Ronin, but yeah it's good to let go of that kind of thinking.

Lols! Everything about how that guy looks says total duachebag.  :D

Maybe I just identify too much with females and that's my problem.
Like I have sex with men and the kind of men I'm attracted to (sensitive intellectuals) are the kind of men that most women aren't into, apparently. Sexuality makes me confuzzled.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 10:04:34 am
Lol, it probably has a sign that says, "You must be SHORTER THAN THIS to enter!"

HA!! I lol'd

... that is all
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 22, 2009, 11:57:48 am
bunny girl with cat ears ???

those are more for haloween. besides you've never heard of a cabbit?


i'm about to hop in hte shower so am currently only wearing my white panties.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 22, 2009, 01:49:42 pm
UIS: *Shrug* I guess Hentai just has more variety than normal porn. You know, with the impossible, brutal scenarios and all. That, and I'm not much into the whole plastic-blonde-moaning-annoyingly-thing that real porn has going on.

Deathz: I know, right?

Ronin: Aww... To this is must say though, that IN NO WAY do I think rape is okay. Never. Ever. EVER! It's just a fantasy, one that is safe to explore through drawn, nonexistent characters that can't feel pain and won't be traumatized afterwards. The fact that rape and brutality turns me on doesn't mean I want to be raped, nor would I ever wish anything like that on anyone - not even my worst enemy.
As you know (confession time 2, eh?) I have been sexually assaulted. That was -not- fun or okay or hot in any way, because reality and fantasy are two completely different things.

So don't worry. Why'd I want women to be treated as objects? I'm a feminist myself. Hentai characters though? Feel free to rape and humiliate those!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on April 22, 2009, 02:02:08 pm
Can't...resist....

(http://akashayi.net/amusing/rape.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 03:10:03 pm
Nevermind that those girls look like they might only be 18 if you added their ages together.  ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 22, 2009, 04:14:54 pm
Nevermind that those girls look like they might only be 18 if you added their ages together.  ::)

They are clearly not 9.

Btw, akayashi:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9973012961da2ed3a24d4e835310e1c8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 04:20:53 pm
I should have said 18 or over, but that fact remains; SHEEIT! them's is some younguns.  :o

BTW. How come both in both of those pictures, the redhead is the one getting powned. Is she one of those "perpetual victim/bottom characters"?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 22, 2009, 04:23:28 pm
Well, age of consent is 13 in Japan*, whatcha gonna do.
(seriously, people get way too uptight about teens having sex)


*It's not quite accurate, but hey, it's what's shocking.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 04:25:03 pm
OMFGROLFLCOPTERWTFBBQ!
Going to sig that! XD 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 06:34:47 pm
WHAT THE HELL GUYS, WHAT THE HELL.

What now?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 06:37:13 pm
Hey as far as I can tell my jedi powers haven't been able to penetrate internet thus far, so this all you Deatzh.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 06:54:44 pm
Crap you've figured out the true source of my powers >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 22, 2009, 07:50:19 pm
Hm.  Interesting.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 22, 2009, 09:50:11 pm
Can't...resist....

(http://akashayi.net/amusing/rape.jpg)

not that i like yuri but that is  hawt. though it don't look like rape to me.

wearing short sexy rock n roll tshirt and beige capris.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 22, 2009, 10:43:51 pm
It's songtime...

Just because it's been STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE.

Fingerbang. Bang! Bang!
Fingerbang bang. Bang! Bang! Bang!

I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's all right
Cuz I'm the King of Fingerbang, let's not fight
I'll just fingerbang bang you every night
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 22, 2009, 11:12:07 pm
Can't...resist....
in the spirit of appreciating lol's, this one made me laugh uncontrollably...so awesome.  I really don't know shit about Japan, but that's the impression you get.

edit: almost forgot - Deatzh - Very Awesome hahaha ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 23, 2009, 01:58:46 am
Ha.  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 23, 2009, 01:35:14 pm
Nevermind that those girls look like they might only be 18 if you added their ages together.  ::)

They are clearly not 9.

Btw, akayashi:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9973012961da2ed3a24d4e835310e1c8.jpg)

Who are those girls? It's just so wierd that you both chose smutt with the same characters.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 01:48:40 pm
I hardly think those pictures count as smut. And I think it's a common reoccurrence in the anime that they are from.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 23, 2009, 01:50:03 pm
And what anime would that be? 

Just so I can know what to disapprove of, of course.  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 01:54:46 pm
Not a clue I don't watch animes.

Edit: Ok that's not completely true I watch hentai, on occasion.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 23, 2009, 02:17:13 pm
It's called the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhi (the one with the yellow ribbon) is frequently harassing the other girl (Mikuru), forcing her into cute cosplay outfits, etc.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 23, 2009, 02:39:58 pm
That sounds... disturbingly nice >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 23, 2009, 05:20:48 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Bunny%20anime/bunnyears.jpg)

YAY bunny ears! :-* ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 01:10:58 am
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9973012961da2ed3a24d4e835310e1c8.jpg)


Sort of reminds me of what my ex used to do to me  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 05:13:48 am
I don't know if I approve of this loli-yuri thing. Are those even out of elementary school?

Odd: I wish I had an ex who did that to me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 24, 2009, 07:48:05 am
I don't know if I approve of this loli-yuri thing. Are those even out of elementary school?

Odd: I wish I had an ex who did that to me.

They are in high school. But often times the anime style makes them look younger.

Lucky Star is even worse when it comes to that...
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/da_GIRLS.gif)

Yes...they are all in high school.

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 09:59:39 am
Oh belive me Razzly that was tame compared to other stuff.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 10:41:19 am
I don't know if I approve of this loli-yuri thing. Are those even out of elementary school?

Odd: I wish I had an ex who did that to me.
aww, unfair!  Razzly deserves this!

Quote from: CDSM
They are all in high school
Yeah but only because it is stated to be so.  They are clearly pre-pubescent.  I mean, it must be considered by the artist to be hotter the younger they look.  Which I disagree with, but whatevs...it's not that I'm against it TOO much...although I guess I am slightly against it.  If being innundated with "porn" containing what are obviously young children causes old men to crave young children, or to think that the sexiest possible women are those under 10, I guess I'm against that.  But I'm not against pervs like Akasha ;) enjoying it, so *shrug*.  And some of them where they still look very young but not totally like preschoolers I might like myself.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 24, 2009, 10:51:13 am
Well said.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 11:25:29 am
Uis: I deserve what, exactly? :D
Also, in japan they have 11-year olds pose in bikini's for magazines, so.... It's very unhealthy, the direction that sexual culture is going.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 11:48:16 am
ALL of it ;););) :D

yeah, I'm thinking I wasn't hard enough on it in my last post.  It is pretty bad.  Also, don't know if you've seen any, but Japanese porn involving grown women seems pretty abusive too.  Like, all of it.  Not having lived in the culture, I hate to make judgements, but it doesn't look good.  The high suicide rate isn't a good indicator either!!

However I'd hate to come between Akasha and her pre-pubescent girl sex! ;)

I'll leave that to you...and watch the ensuing battle  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 24, 2009, 11:50:48 am
Yeah, perhaps your right.

I don't know. I see other sexual cutures and I am confused. Becuase ours is so sex phobic and purtanical that I see cultures that are more sexually liberated and pine for them.
"Hey if it works for them..."
But I guess sometimes it doesn't. I mean Japan has a fetish for youngsters and puts that fetish out in the open. In result they basically parade their little girls around for the amusement of pedophiles. We pretend it isn't there even though it is. And we have "Statatory Rape" (and it's male equivilant "sodomy") witch is such farce. Witch is worse?  ???
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 12:00:49 pm
Yeah, it is bad. But let's keep in mind that Japan, for being an industrialized country, is -extremely- behind when it comes to equality. Women are still nothing but objects that should stay home and cook in Japan, so it's no surprise that the porn is violent and degrading as well.

I'm hoping for a change in the near future, though. There are women fighting their way upwards there already. ^^
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 12:11:34 pm
Also, in japan they have 11-year olds pose in bikini's for magazines, so.... It's very unhealthy, the direction that sexual culture is going.
I didn't mention this part but this is fracking sick, imo.

also the used panty vending machines.  I mean, I think that's out in the open, where children are looking at them, watching old dudes making purchases, wondering how exactly to fit that into their developing worldview.  That seems pretty freaking fvcked up too.  I wish there were someone Japanese on the forum to chime in...

edit: this thread needs to get back to sexy pretty soon...
edit2: oh yeah, that is good Razz (women fighting their way up).  Go Japanese fighting women!! :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 12:17:05 pm
...Yeah, agreed, let's go back to sexy.

I'm wearing, uh... A black skirt, stockings and a t-shirt. ...With Mickey Mouse and Minnie on it. Ahem.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 24, 2009, 12:18:10 pm
There is a book that just came out about this and how the world can't get better without women around the world getting access to birth control. It looked neat. I get back to you with the title in a little while. You might want to read it Razzly.  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 12:19:56 pm
Thanks, Ronin! <3
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 12:35:44 pm
...Yeah, agreed, let's go back to sexy.

I'm wearing, uh... A black skirt, stockings and a t-shirt. ...With Mickey Mouse and Minnie on it. Ahem.
pics or it isn't sexy! ;)

edit: j/k - Mickey and Minnie are so sexy even the thought of them is enough!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 24, 2009, 01:20:23 pm
I wish there were someone Japanese on the forum to chime in...

I don't believe we have anybody on the forum who is Japanese.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 01:33:47 pm
(http://www.showchina.org/en/Gallery/Fashion/200801/W020080123331743837126.jpg)

(http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2008/03/minnie-model.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 01:40:08 pm
That made me lol.

If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.

So what's everyone else wearong?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 01:51:06 pm
That made me lol.

If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.

So what's everyone else wearong?
ok now bring on the pics!! 8)

Khakis, boxers, tee shirt, plaid flannel shirt, socks, shoes, and my hello-kitty panties.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 01:53:17 pm

ok now bring on the pics!! 8)

Khakis, boxers, tee shirt, plaid flannel shirt, socks, shoes, and my hello-kitty panties.

So -that's- where my second pair went.
EDIT: And what makes this interesting is that you're wearing both boxers and hello-Kitty panties!

Emp: Hot. ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 24, 2009, 01:53:30 pm
That made me lol.

If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.

So what's everyone else wearong?

Nothing and waiting for you... :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 01:54:54 pm
That made me lol.

If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.

So what's everyone else wearong?

Nothing and waiting for you... :P

Don't you have a girlfriend you flirt?  : D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 01:55:48 pm
by the way Razzly it was really hot when you spoke in...I forget Norweigan? for a moment in the discussion thread.  I'm probably way off on what language you guys speak though...Finnish?  that sounds more likely..

pics Empy...come on!  You are not excluded!  Prove you are naked!  I mean come on, who sits at their computer naked anyway?  It's just not comfy!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 01:57:41 pm
Uis: Thanks!  ;D It was either Finnish or Swedish... If I was speaking with Emp, then it was Swedish. Both languages sound better spoken, I swear.

Yeah. Don't you get like, marks on your ass from the computer chair? I know I do.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 01:59:58 pm
exactly. (imagines ::)) Plus, it's like usually cold, unless it's quite hot.  But I'd still rather have a pair of boxers on or something.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 24, 2009, 02:01:22 pm
I only flirt from safe distances, it's more to help keep lonelyness at bay than anything else. Besides, I have permission to, as long as I don't get physically intimate with anyone else and I am also required to tell if I happened to develop emotions for another.

And I don't have access to any safe places to store uploaded pics... otherwise you might have gotten pictures if you pleaded enough :P
And yeah, it's getting a bit cold so I've now wrapped myself in my duvet. I got a reasonably comfy chair with my bathrobes wrapped over the back support, only downside is that the seat itches a bit.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 02:04:33 pm
that's great but less talky more piccy!  (or at least get back to flirting :D)

and in response to your earlier observation Razz, my panties are on my head, naturally.  You think I could actually get these things on?

edit: E_D keeps editing his post *points*  if mine's now irrelevant I take no responsibility.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 24, 2009, 02:12:05 pm
Uis: Thanks!  ;D It was either Finnish or Swedish... If I was speaking with Emp, then it was Swedish. Both languages sound better spoken, I swear.

Yeah. Don't you get like, marks on your ass from the computer chair? I know I do.

Sorry to go off topic again, but...

Omg, you speak Finnish?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 24, 2009, 02:12:38 pm
Uuuh, why wouldn't she, she's Finnish XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 02:14:36 pm
UIS: Oh, duh, of course. How silly of me.

CDSM:  ;D haha, yes. it's my native language.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 24, 2009, 02:17:30 pm
UIS: Oh, duh, of course. How silly of me.

CDSM:  ;D haha, yes. it's my native language.

That is like, so totally sweet. I'm a big fan of all things Finnish.   :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 02:18:39 pm


That is like, so totally sweet. I'm a big fan of all things Finnish.   :)

Oh, really? That's very flattering! <3  :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 24, 2009, 02:21:34 pm
Damned russians for breaking the kingdom in half... I bet it would have been much cheaper to steal Razzly over to this side of the Baltic if there weren't for the issue of nosy customs officers and port security checks...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 24, 2009, 02:32:52 pm
Y'all's English is insanely good by the way...but CDSM, why the Finnish fandom?  I'm curious...

edit!  damn E_D!  Again with the post editing!

"Sir, is that a Razzly in your suitcase?  Just what are you trying to pull?"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 24, 2009, 02:34:42 pm
Still saying you're a flirt, Emp.  ;)

UIS: Thank you! ^^ And yes, I'm curious as well..
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 24, 2009, 02:41:02 pm
Still saying you're a flirt, Emp.  ;)

UIS: Thank you! ^^ And yes, I'm curious as well..

Never said I weren't :P
How could I not be a flirt when there is nothing I love more than surrounding myself with happy women?

Especially when they have lethally attractive personality, angelic eyes, a pretty face and a gorgeous body attatched
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 24, 2009, 03:09:15 pm
Thanks, Ronin! <3

Yeah. I fucking can't find it. I searched the web for, like, an hour.
Damn brain that can remember pictures but not words!  >:(
I have the cover burned into my mind, but that's no use to me, is it?  >:(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 24, 2009, 04:31:58 pm
Y'all's English is insanely good by the way...but CDSM, why the Finnish fandom?  I'm curious...

edit!  damn E_D!  Again with the post editing!

"Sir, is that a Razzly in your suitcase?  Just what are you trying to pull?"

I really can't say. I've always had an interest in that part of the world (even though Finland has separate roots than Scandinavia). And in the past few years I've discovered a lot of music from Finland, and I think the language sounds very beautiful.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 24, 2009, 04:37:19 pm
That made me lol.

If it makes you feel better, UIS, I am now wearing only a t-shirt and panties. :] Hello-kitty panties.

So what's everyone else wearong?

Pants. Unfortunetly.

I envy all of you that can be unclad in front of the computer when I cannot.

Maybe it's a good thing. I might be temped to defile Razzly's pictures if I wasn't.  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 24, 2009, 08:56:57 pm
I'm wearing a white t-shirt and short blue jean shorts and ducky slippers.


and shhh on the age limits for japan or all the pedo's will move there and no one will want to visit anymore. ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 24, 2009, 09:17:10 pm
I'm wearing a white t-shirt and short blue jean shorts and ducky slippers.


and shhh on the age limits for japan or all the pedo's will move there and no one will want to visit anymore. ;D

Well, technically speaking, that's just the national age of consent.

Individual prefects often raise it higher.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 24, 2009, 10:18:30 pm
ah. well that sounds about right.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 25, 2009, 12:00:14 am
jsut my Dick Dastardly and Muttly T and my black work trousers.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 25, 2009, 02:31:01 am
What's with the post editing?  ;D and no defining my pictures, Ronin!

CDSM: Cool! What bands do you like?

I am wearing... Jeans, and the t-shirt I slept in.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 25, 2009, 10:02:12 am
What's with the post editing?  ;D and no defining my pictures, Ronin!

CDSM: Cool! What bands do you like?

I am wearing... Jeans, and the t-shirt I slept in.

Bands from Finland I've found are Apocalyptica, Nightwish, Finntroll, and CMX (though only CMX really has most of their songs in Finnish), but I'm always on the lookout for more.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 25, 2009, 10:11:42 am
What do you mean Finland has separate roots than scandinavia by the way? That's only true before the 13th century, after that, it was gradually incorporated into the emerging Swedish kingdom until the Russians conquered it and made it a grand-duchy that re-gained full independence in 1809 that they have fiercely protected since.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 25, 2009, 10:21:12 am
What do you mean Finland has separate roots than scandinavia by the way? That's only true before the 13th century, after that, it was gradually incorporated into the emerging Swedish kingdom until the Russians conquered it and made it a grand-duchy that re-gained full independence in 1809 that they have fiercely protected since.

Well, I meant Finnish as a language derives from different linguistic lineage than North Germanic languages.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 25, 2009, 10:23:33 am
Ah, that is true, but it doesn't separate it from scandinavia since the scandinavian native population has the same linguistic lineage, along with the Estonians. Swedish is an immigrated language, albeit early so.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 25, 2009, 11:57:37 am
As much as I enjoy reading about my own country in this thread, it is still the sexy thread. In my language, "seksikäs keskustelu."  ;)

CDSM: Those are good ones, yes. Finntroll sings in swedish, though. ^^ Many don't know this, but Finland has two official languages... finnish and swedish. Even though only about 6% of the population speak Swedish, and we/they do it with this funny little accent that Swedes like to laugh at. (Don't you, Emp?)
...I also used to like Nightwish. Nowadays it's too poppy for me - I would have preferred if they chose another opera singer instead of Annette.

I'm not sexy today. I look like shit.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 25, 2009, 12:35:21 pm
I find that extremely hard to believe.


Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 25, 2009, 12:38:35 pm
When I went over to Norway a few years ago found out  that Norwegian is very similar to Broad Scots. now there is a language that is dying out. 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 25, 2009, 01:41:20 pm
...I really do look like shit today, though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 25, 2009, 01:47:49 pm
Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
I disagree.

What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
Answer me this - how much time do you spend in an average day on your appearance? This includes dressing up, putting on makeup, and staring at the mirror.
If that time is less than 15 minutes, I will happily take back my statement. However, I have not come across a single woman able to disprove me so far.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 25, 2009, 02:16:44 pm
As much as I enjoy reading about my own country in this thread, it is still the sexy thread. In my language, "seksikäs keskustelu."  ;)

CDSM: Those are good ones, yes. Finntroll sings in swedish, though. ^^ Many don't know this, but Finland has two official languages... finnish and swedish. Even though only about 6% of the population speak Swedish, and we/they do it with this funny little accent that Swedes like to laugh at. (Don't you, Emp?)
...I also used to like Nightwish. Nowadays it's too poppy for me - I would have preferred if they chose another opera singer instead of Annette.

I'm not sexy today. I look like shit.

Naw, I think most swedes find the Finn dialect of Swedish charming, at least I do. But it might have to do with one of my oldest friends who was born in Vasa to Finnish and Icelandic parents, and due to weird circumstances, both my ex and my current girlfriend have finnish relatives.

And I don't belive you when you claim to look like shit, pics or I'll assume it's just a way to avoid compliments! ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 25, 2009, 02:40:52 pm
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.

I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.

But we digress from the topic of sexy.

Flannel pants and a t-shirt... Hurrah?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 25, 2009, 03:21:41 pm
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.

I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.

Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 25, 2009, 03:42:27 pm
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.

I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.

Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.

I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?

Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 25, 2009, 03:45:45 pm
knew a mate of mine who would not go out the door unless his hair was gel in a certain way and with half a tub of the stuff on his hair. spent at LEAST half an hour in fornt of the mirror getting his hair right. me quick wash/shower,shave and im out the door.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 25, 2009, 04:08:31 pm
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.

I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.

Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.

I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?

Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!

I never heard of any woman being laghed at for not wearing makeup. I can't even think of a reasonable scenario for that.

About men, I don't know the first thing about behavioral studies, but I just can't see what you mean. Sure, some men are athletic and all the other cliches, but it's just a small percentage of the population (again, not a fact, just an observation). Compared to the percentage of women who are obsessed with their appearance, that number seems to be too small to matter.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 25, 2009, 04:14:46 pm
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.

I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.

Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.

I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?

Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!

Yea I meant that they will be socially shunned by the majority of people because they don't fit their ideal

ninja edit: It happens all the time here, people are shoved in different groups because they don't dress the same way or w/e.

And lets throw a scenario out there, lets say you are going to a nice party, say a celebration of somebody getting a promotion. You go there and there is a women there who is: Not dressed really nicely, no makeup, and looks overall dowdy. Whats the first things a lot of people are gonna think? Trash.

And that kind of thought process unfortunately spills over into everyday life, at least, I know it does around here.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 25, 2009, 06:31:46 pm
As much as I enjoy reading about my own country in this thread, it is still the sexy thread. In my language, "seksikäs keskustelu."  ;)

CDSM: Those are good ones, yes. Finntroll sings in swedish, though. ^^ Many don't know this, but Finland has two official languages... finnish and swedish. Even though only about 6% of the population speak Swedish, and we/they do it with this funny little accent that Swedes like to laugh at. (Don't you, Emp?)
...I also used to like Nightwish. Nowadays it's too poppy for me - I would have preferred if they chose another opera singer instead of Annette.

Yeah, I knew that.  :)

I agree with you on the Nightwish thing...I like most of their older stuff better. Though I won't get involved in all the Tarja vs. Annette WARZZZ!!!!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 25, 2009, 10:22:42 pm
i'm wearing my JWU t-shirt no bra my black and white checkered chef whites and  pink stripped underwear.

i wish i had the corset my friend Elena was wearing today it was hot pink and purple lace.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 26, 2009, 09:25:05 am
What's with the post editing?  ;D and no defining my pictures, Ronin!

CDSM: Cool! What bands do you like?

I am wearing... Jeans, and the t-shirt I slept in.

I FINALLY FOUND THE BOOK I WAS TALKING ABOUT! GAH!  ::)
It's called The Means of Reproduction, by Michelle Goldberg.
Sorry it took so long.  :-\

http://www.amazon.com/Means-Reproduction-Power-Future-World/dp/1594202087
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 26, 2009, 11:46:35 am
Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
I disagree.

What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
Answer me this - how much time do you spend in an average day on your appearance? This includes dressing up, putting on makeup, and staring at the mirror.
If that time is less than 15 minutes, I will happily take back my statement. However, I have not come across a single woman able to disprove me so far.
wow...think you're way off here Malki...although maybe my experiences during high school (in the 80's ::)) would probably be nearly in line with your statement.  Though I do think the statement "men, on average, spend less time on their appearance than women" is probably valid, I have known quite a few women who spend as little, or less, time on appearance as I do.  They are usually my favorite ones (my wife fits into this category, unless it's a big night out or something).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on April 26, 2009, 01:43:08 pm
You assume that men spend significantly less time worrying about such things, and I have to tell you that you are quite wrong.  Who obsesses over their appearance HARDLY has to do with their gender.

I'm not saying that this is the absolute truth, and I'm not saying that there are no exceptions. But the vast majority of my female acquaintances spend well over 20 minutes a day on their appearance.
If you say you don't, I believe you. I actually wish there were more like you.
On the other hand, not a single one of my male friends spend more than 5-10 minutes a day on that. So I think it's quite clear why I believe this actually does have to do with gender.


Also, a woman can never judge her own body. You're all mentally ugly and fat >.>
I disagree.

What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.
Answer me this - how much time do you spend in an average day on your appearance? This includes dressing up, putting on makeup, and staring at the mirror.
If that time is less than 15 minutes, I will happily take back my statement. However, I have not come across a single woman able to disprove me so far.
wow...think you're way off here Malki...although maybe my experiences during high school (in the 80's ::)) would probably be nearly in line with your statement.  Though I do think the statement "men, on average, spend less time on their appearance than women" is probably valid, I have known quite a few women who spend as little, or less, time on appearance as I do.  They are usually my favorite ones (my wife fits into this category, unless it's a big night out or something).

Well then good for you man. But I still think that they are few and very far apart.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 26, 2009, 06:26:50 pm
It's probably true to a certain point that women obsess over their appearance, but it's becoming increasingly and increasingly subverted.

For instance, most of my female acquaintances do not spend more time on their appearance than is necessary for basic hygiene and presentableness. 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 27, 2009, 02:51:48 am
Is it a bad thing?

Personally I spend at least half an hour on my appearance, and I sort of wish men would do the same... then we could all be equally presentable.

Men who use perfume =  :-* :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 27, 2009, 06:46:45 am
Is it a bad thing?

For you?  No.  It is not a bad thing. ;)
sorry--well I also had one girlfriend back in the day who spent at least 45 minutes, and had so many products they filled the whole rim of the bathtub, all the way around.  I don't think all the makeup was good for her skin, but she is a very fond memory, she was a great person and quite cute.  I remember forcing her one day to go out with only a minimal splattering of makeup..she was self-conscious all day, but I think she might have thanked me later, or said it wasn't as bad as she thought or something.  She was a bit of a nut though...

*rushes out to buy perfume*

Oh and I think I missed the chance to say "Yay Finntroll" in this thread.  They are super-great.  I have been introduced to Nightwish also, but have not been overly impressed yet (I haven't listened much though).  I don't know if the album I have is early or later NW...I also listen to Children of Bodom occasionally-they are pretty awesome.

edit: the Nightwish album I have is Once, from 2004...is that a good one?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 27, 2009, 10:11:23 am
Heh, I only use perfume when I'm going somewhere special... Don't feel like much of a point to wear it daily when I work at a sewage treatment plant wearing the job's protective clothing as well as hitting the showers and change to my own clothes again before leaving work every single working day.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 27, 2009, 11:13:15 am
I can't wear a lot of cologne/perfume/ w/e. My nose is too sensitive, hell can't even wear scented deodorant without it bothering me. Although I do on special occasions... Err the cologne that is... not the deodorant.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 27, 2009, 11:15:46 am
UIS:  ;D Haha, if it makes you feel better, I -can- go to the store or out with the dog without makeup. I can also have friends over if I look like crap... But if I'm going somewhere with a friend or to town to shop, then  need those 30 minutes.
Yay finntroll! And yes, the "Once" album by NW is great in my opinion! They were still rather gothy back then.
Oh, and, you smell good yet?  ;)

EMP: Well at least you wear it sometimes!  :-* There was this guy in my school last year, and he wore perfume. I hugged him alot just to get a sniff. It's so charming. <3

Pozf: Well, then it's understandable. Of course you should never wear so much perfume that others can smell it when you walk by. Correctly applied perfume should only be felt when you go very near someone, say, to hug them or whisper in their ear...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 27, 2009, 11:18:20 am
Correctly applied perfume should only be felt when you go very near someone, say, to hug them or whisper in their ear...

Somebody REALLY needs to teach that to almost any girl in Most of the classes I have/have had. Sitting behind them, and it smells like I have my nose above the bottle.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on April 27, 2009, 11:19:36 am
Correctly applied perfume should only be felt when you go very near someone, say, to hug them or whisper in their ear...

Somebody REALLY needs to teach that to almost any girl in Most of the classes I have/have had. Sitting behind them, and it smells like I have my nose above the bottle.

I know, common problem.  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 27, 2009, 12:01:22 pm
What I meant by that is that you're all too obsessed about your appearance.

I can only assume that's because so many cultures demand that women be dolled up like... well dolls. It been happening for centuries, much more avidly in the past century or so, so much that it just seems like second nature.

Please explain the word "demand". I don't understand what you mean by that.

I think perhaps he means the way women will be laughed at and ridiculed unless they look like the culture wants them to look?

Edit: Goes for men, too! Looks may not be as important in men, but look at all the roles and behavioural-pattern males are expected to have!

I never heard of any woman being laghed at for not wearing makeup. I can't even think of a reasonable scenario for that.

About men, I don't know the first thing about behavioral studies, but I just can't see what you mean. Sure, some men are athletic and all the other cliches, but it's just a small percentage of the population (again, not a fact, just an observation). Compared to the percentage of women who are obsessed with their appearance, that number seems to be too small to matter.
I've seen it happen.
I worked at a diner and one of the servers came in with "that look of dissapation on her face" (she was faund of late night partying). Well the cook (who was basically the boss of the restuarnt while the owner was gone) made fun of her and demand that she put makeup on before she started her shift. She was chasened and complied. :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 27, 2009, 02:21:58 pm
I'm allergic to some deoderant's mainly Lynx.  It burns my throat but do wear Addidas a fair bit.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 27, 2009, 09:40:58 pm
I'm wearing a white t with a glittery red white and blue superman logo on  the chest and black pants. ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 28, 2009, 12:05:04 am
I'm wearing slippers, pajama pants, and a kimono.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 04:51:05 am
Wearing a thick fleece jumper (orange and blue)
 and a pair of brown trousers....so nothing special.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 28, 2009, 02:21:39 pm
Wearing what I always where.  :-\

What do you guys think of clit nipple and penis peircings?   :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 06:36:31 pm
There is no way I'll ever get my junk pierced, I've had it caught in a zipper and that was painful enough thank you very much. Actually I'd probably never get Anything pierced.
Wearing cargo pants, pep band t-shirt, SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME white overshirt.

Super Special Awesome?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on April 28, 2009, 07:05:43 pm
Now I'm wearing my USA Monkeys shirt. it's got three monkeys on it  wearing red white and blue bandanas  :-* and my black pants. :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 28, 2009, 10:47:06 pm
Plain dark gray t-shirt, navy blue pajama pants, slippers.

And wielding a pimp cane.


Also, I remembered another Finnish band I like: Ensiferum.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 29, 2009, 06:13:07 am
Wearing what I always where.  :-\

What do you guys think of clit nipple and penis peircings?   :-[
I don't find it attractive, but then I don't find any body modifications attractive.  I don't care if people have them, but it doesn't do anything for me.  Needless to say I wouldn't pierce my junk.

edit: What about you Ronin?
edit2: Metal field trip to Finland!!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 29, 2009, 06:46:28 am
YAY!! Flipside Road Trip  ;D ;D ;D
Edit: forgot to say what I'm wearing.  Jsut a brown T-shirt and trousers....and my scuba mask (trying to get used to it again)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 09:14:57 am
Wearing what I always where.  :-\

What do you guys think of clit nipple and penis peircings?   :-[
I don't find it attractive, but then I don't find any body modifications attractive.  I don't care if people have them, but it doesn't do anything for me.  Needless to say I wouldn't pierce my junk.

edit: What about you Ronin?
edit2: Metal field trip to Finland!!

Depends on the person I think. Sometimes it works for a person, sometimes it doesn't. Except penis piercings. Penis piercings are gross IMO. Only gay tools get Prince Alberts.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 29, 2009, 11:20:00 am
Yeah I guess the other two are definitely superior...Far superior.  A penis piercing seems like it would be sort of like piercing the actual clitoris - like, it wouldn't be healthy and plus it's gotta hurt like hell.  But nipple piercings must hurt like hell too, though not even on the same pain planet I would imagine...Clitoral hood piercings probably don't feel too good either, but now I'm just guessing..
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 29, 2009, 11:26:26 am
anatomically speaking Clitoris is pretty much the same as the head of the penis (sensitivity and that stuff, Not the purpose) so i can only assume the Clitoral Hood is anatomically similar to the foreskin. So yea probably still painful.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 29, 2009, 11:35:12 am
Right yeah foreskin...forgot about that :D ... yeah, I guess that would be the equivalent.  Seems a lot better than piercing the actual penis...not that I know much about foreskin either...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 29, 2009, 11:37:51 am
>.> even if you were circumcised you still have foreskin, it's not attached to the glans
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 29, 2009, 02:13:36 pm
you mean like, just the rest of the skin is the same as foreskin?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 29, 2009, 02:37:26 pm
'Cause y'all ignored it
I most certainly did not ignore it!!  I was using your information to try to inform my uninformed statements.  I did not, however, quote or acknowledge you, but I wouldn't have even been thinking of hood vs. clitoris differences had you not pointed them out in a "somewhat informed" manner. ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 02:41:28 pm
Am I the only guy in the room that still has a foreskin?  ???

But yeah. If you took off a girl's cloaths and she had piercings on her private parts, you would know you had a better chance for her to be "Down for Whatever". I think that's why porno stars do it so much.

Guys dont usually peirce these kind things unless they are gay or a "peircing guy". Here and there, a dude having his belly button peiced is sexy though.

Tounge peircings are the sexiest for me. It's like wearing a shirt that says "I like to give head. A LOT."  ;D

@Deatzh. I ignored you because to me, "clit peircing" and "citoral hood percing" are basically the same thing. When someone says that they have thier "clit peirced" I just assume they mean "citoral hood".
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 03:28:10 pm
Who fucking cares.  >:(

It's practically the same thing and you know it.

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 29, 2009, 03:31:10 pm
ALSO, the clitoral hood is analogous to the foreskin.  The labia minora are analogous to the scrotum (flesh-wise, at least).

I was looking for that word but my brain is fried due to lack of sleep.

And yea Ronin you really need to specify which is getting pierced because I thought you meant the actual Clitoris too.

Ninja Edit: No... no it really isn't
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 29, 2009, 03:36:01 pm
Who fucking cares.  >:(

It's practically the same thing and you know it.




I'm going to go out on a limb and say Deatzh knows what she's talking about here.

I mean, really, can you need to stop trying to defend your ignorance. It makes you look really insecure.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 03:40:21 pm
The only time it's actually any different is when you are physically getting the peircing. Other then that, and the slightly greater risk of injury getting the hood and the clit itself peirced is functionally the same. They do the same thing, they make the clit more sensitive and make the statement to the world that the girl is ultra kinky or whatever. If your not holding the needle or peircing gun, nobody cares if the you got your clit itself peirced or the hood. The difference is less then an inch for Christ Sakes.   :-\

Edit: And correcting me just makes you seem like a pedantic asshole.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 29, 2009, 04:00:07 pm
The only time it's actually any different is when you are physically getting the peircing. Other then that, and the slightly greater risk of injury getting the hood and the clit itself peirced is functionally the same. They do the same thing, they make the clit more sensitive and make the statement to the world that the girl is ultra kinky or whatever. If your not holding the needle or peircing gun, nobody cares if the you got your clit itself peirced or the hood. The difference is less then an inch for Christ Sakes.   :-\

Edit: And correcting me just makes you seem like a pedantic asshole.


Oh, now you're just scrambling. And let me point out that technically I did not correct you, I'm just backing up Deatzh.

Oh, wait, was that pedantic too? I mean God forbid anyone in the world actually care about accuracy and precision.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 04:05:12 pm
I am not going to debate you.

I think they're the same, you don't. I don't really care one way or the other.  :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 04:21:21 pm
But they're NOT the same, they're not "practically" the same!  They're connected, yes, and ultimately they're a part of each other, but then so is the rest of your flesh and you might as well say the flesh over your buttocks is the same as the flesh around your anus because they're connected.
And yes, people obviously care because there is a difference.

 
Name one thing that a clit hood piercing and can do that a clit piercing can't and I'll concede the point. 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 04:33:18 pm
Fine. You win. Sheesh.  :'(

I will now say "clit hood piercing" should this ever again come up in conversation. Witch it won't. EVER.  ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 29, 2009, 04:36:05 pm
Wow, was it so hard to admit that?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 29, 2009, 04:53:36 pm
What am I wearing you ask?
It's a cool 55 degrees (F) outside so I'm chillin in a long sleeve shirt, jeans and socks.
 Awww yea

...>.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 30, 2009, 08:07:00 am
Am I the only guy in the room that still has a foreskin?  ???

No, Ronin, there are other unmutilated males around too, like me for one. And I say unmutilated, because in most cases circumsizion isn't chosen by the one that's subjected too it. And I think it's a violation of any child's rights when the parents have cosmetic surgery done on their children, regardless if it's culturally or religiously motivated. There should be the same restrictions there as there are on any other cosmetic surgery. Eg. only allowed for adults and as an active choise at that.

Wearing black boxers, steel-grey knee socks, black jeans and a dark red shirt.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on April 30, 2009, 09:16:49 am
Still got mine.......and wearing black jeans and a grey T-shirt
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 30, 2009, 11:23:51 am
So it should be obvious, but apparently it's not, and it seems like everyone's calmed down (maybe), but the personal insults just there were unnecessary.

Debate as intensely as you want, but no need to make it personal and drop insults.  Looking at you CDSM and Ronin.

That is all.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on April 30, 2009, 11:24:52 am
Sorry.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 30, 2009, 11:50:34 am
No Prob! :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 30, 2009, 12:24:34 pm
So, who of you are going out to demonstrate tomorrow?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 30, 2009, 12:42:19 pm
*avoids revealing ignorance*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 30, 2009, 01:45:30 pm
So, who of you are going out to demonstrate tomorrow?

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll be damned if I ever demonstrate anything.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 30, 2009, 02:08:08 pm
It's may 1'st, a traditional union holliday. A day consecrated to union ralleys, speaches and protest marches.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 30, 2009, 02:49:53 pm
You know what I hate? People that assume everybody works the way they do. Or that everybody needs to be pigeonholed.

Like, people that think bisexual are just "gays in denial".

Or that people that don't feel much sexual attraction are also "in denial" or "a damaged person".

I mean Jesus fuck. Narrow-minded much?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on April 30, 2009, 03:43:00 pm
I'm out of commission for just a short while and I miss a million years of sex thread o_O;

Come on guys, loosen up. Relax. Isn't it way too hot for you to have that shirt on? Yes, look at you. You don't need that. ;P

Speaking of clothing, I go back and forth with wearing boxers, but I've been wearing them more recently. So comfortable.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 30, 2009, 03:57:24 pm
Come on guys, loosen up. Relax. Isn't it way too hot for you to have that shirt on? Yes, look at you. You don't need that. ;P

No it's not, it's a cool 50 Degrees today again ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on April 30, 2009, 04:00:53 pm
You lucky dog. ;P

Well, take it off anyway. I know I'm going to have to.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on April 30, 2009, 04:10:28 pm
Fine I will

Now I'm just wearing a T-shirt and jeans
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 01, 2009, 12:06:16 am
Only thing I've demonstrated against was development of Lurcher's Gully and in finicular railway on the Cairgorm mountian range.  (Millitant eco forumite here  ;D )
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 01, 2009, 01:14:18 am
I usually don't demonstrate... I plot a revolution instead ;D

And CDSM, I think you are preaching to the choir with that statement in here ;)

But Akasha, if I remove my shirt I'll be cold above the waist as there is no one here to heat me up :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 01, 2009, 07:24:53 am
You have to go to where Akasha is...cuz it's hot where Akasha is.  Even in winter actually I've heard!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 01, 2009, 09:39:57 am
never liked hot climates prefer the cold. and wearing a GREEN T-shirt for a change.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 01, 2009, 11:49:23 am
Yeah but I'm not talking about the climate...It's just HOT where Akasha is ;)

edit: sexy pics on Friday!

WARNING-image contains potato:
(http://blogs.theage.com.au/moderntimes/sexy%20vegetable.JPG)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 01, 2009, 01:09:56 pm
I prefer cold climates as well. (sad Toronto nostalgia.) Who knows how I ended up here. But you know, if you take of your clothes, you could use science and friction to ...get warm. ;)

That is...certainly a potato. Imagine the games of Hot Potato you could have. I didn't know friday was sexy images day. I guess I'll have to put out, as the resident ninja.

Warning, kung fu?
(http://akashayi.net/amusing/1108627721270.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 01, 2009, 01:15:13 pm
Ouch?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 01, 2009, 01:20:43 pm
Ok, ok, here is your sexy unicorn chaser ninjas. Since I'm such a nice person.

(http://akashayi.net/random/ninjas.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 01, 2009, 01:38:18 pm
Yeah ok they are pretty sexy :D

I love the name Monkey Steals the Peach.  The text under Fig. 74, especially the last two sentences, is where it gets real haha.

Sexy Scary Zombie Hooters Girls (http://"http://media.photobucket.com/image/sexy%20zombie/MindFuck-Mind-Fuck-Shit-Bricks/hooter-girls-zombies-cheerleader.jpg") (warning - actually scary and not sexy!) (well I thought it was scary - you desensitized people probably won't)

edit: oops link was broken somehow..guess I was supposed to post something actually sexy.

(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090415/student_17.jpg)

some girls are so good with cameras...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 01, 2009, 01:55:55 pm
"...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive bloodloss causes death."
 :( :o :( :o :(
I am horrified.

But those ninjas are certifieable babes. :-* Too many strong emotions at once- COGNITIVE OVERLOAD!  :(

You are a sadist Akashayi.  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 01, 2009, 03:14:26 pm
"...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive bloodloss causes death."
 :( :o :( :o :(
I am horrified.

Well, at least the attack has the decency to give you certain death after ripping off your genitals. 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 02, 2009, 12:02:01 am
I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack, especially if used against someone wearing relatively tight pants of dense non-elastic fabrics... Like common jeans where the fly and fitting tends to flatten things out and thus denying grip. Also, it's quite simple to avoid by stepping back/forward.
I imagine the Krav-Maga style would easily counter it since it's based on constant attacks and closing the distance to elbow and knee range relatively quick where attacks that use momentum for their power won't be effective if they can be adapted at all.

Wearing black boxers and a light grey turtle-neck
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 02, 2009, 12:38:47 pm
I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack,

Me too, mainly because it only really works on one gender.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 02, 2009, 03:38:56 pm
I doubt the practical effectiveness of that attack,

Me too, mainly because it only really works on one gender.

What fighters commonly fight women? Usually martial arts competions (including mixed martial arts) are segregated by gender and females are not allowed in the infantry in most militaries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_soldiers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts

Just 'cause in the movies girls are always doing karate chops, I doubt it would come up particularly often for most male martial artists.


And just for the sake of the argument, ask any female: being punched in the cunt hurts. :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 02, 2009, 03:45:52 pm
What fighters commonly fight women? Usually martial arts competions (including mixed martial arts) are segregated by gender and females are not allowed in the infantry in most militaries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_soldiers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts
Just 'cause in the movies girls are always doing karate chops, I doubt it would come up particularly often for most male martial artists.
And just for the sake of the argument, ask any female: being punched in the cunt hurts. :-\

I'm not basing it off movies, its fact that women fight, and that it won't really work (ripping away the genitals) on a woman. Plus the move isn't a "punch" it's a palm up hit.

And sure I bet getting kicked in the groin hurts for women too. But I'm pretty sure it won't Down with one swift kick, it's much more dangerous for a guy to get hit there, and painful.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 02, 2009, 04:02:49 pm
But when will that be relavent?

How often do you really expect the average fighter to come up against a female?



It just started dumping outside. Like it wasn't when I whent out so now I'm inside with out a coat. Being soaking wet isn't sexy (except if your a bikini babe in the bahamas).

Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage.  ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 02, 2009, 04:18:44 pm
I probably shouldn't have used the word "mainly" in my post as if I had thought the entire argument through that wouldn't not have been the main point, though a point.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 02, 2009, 04:40:46 pm
But when will that be relavent?

How often do you really expect the average fighter to come up against a female?

A true warrior prepares for all eventualities.

Quote
Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage.  ::)

She could go either way.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on May 02, 2009, 04:46:58 pm
Quote
Nice pic UIS! Refeshing for this thread, in that she (barely) dosen't look underage.  ::)

She could go either way.

Right-click->properties reveals the name of the picture is student_17.jpg
So I guess that answers it... >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 02, 2009, 05:07:33 pm

Right-click->properties reveals the name of the picture is student_17.jpg
So I guess that answers it... >.>

She could be in college...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 02, 2009, 08:13:26 pm
Yes they will not break, might not be the correct word for it but..., ( Ok with enough force they can) I know that. If a guy is hit in the groin and he immediately tenses  up his abdomen  (a natural reaction) the testicles can actually leave the scrotum completely, though still attached, and get lodged inside his abdominal cavity. Which generally, requires surgery to fix. it happened to a friend of mine back in middle school during a wrestling meet.

And its been proven that there are many more nerve endings in the testicles than the labia and surrounding muscle. I don't know if you were arguing the pain part, but I just thought it should be said.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 02, 2009, 10:17:37 pm
I'm sorry I meant to say surrounding tissue not muscle.

And your right pain is a unique experience for each person and it's impossible to say that a person has more pain than another in any given situation.

And my friends situation situation was Not a hernia... Ok technically and by definition it was, but I don't believe that they even use the word Hernia when diagnosing it. Then again it's been a long time since I had studied them (I had one when I was younger and studied up).

EDIT: I was thinking of hernia, where some parts of your guts slip into your scrotum because the aforementioned tissue hasn't closed properly.

It's not just the scrotum. Women can have hernias as well.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 02, 2009, 10:43:06 pm
It's better you questioned what I meant. Better than answering based on an assumption.

And people say hernias hurt a lot, but I had one and I remember that the pain wasn't bad at all. The pain coming right out of surgery was worse. I was about 5? It must depend on whats being herniated.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 04, 2009, 04:58:21 pm
So what's sexier guys?

Lesbians or Gay men?



Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 04, 2009, 05:03:17 pm
These girls would like a word with you!  :P
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/goldiemcg/FatLesbians.png
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 04, 2009, 07:36:18 pm
Like I've said before normal pronz bores me, but seeing as how I'm not into dudes. Imma gonna have to go with Lesbians.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 04, 2009, 11:36:11 pm
xP egyah. Hernias? Focus guys. Focus on the sexy. I like all sorts of mixes between the sexes. Lesbians. Gay guys. Straight sex. ...Etc. I find there can be hot porn/hentai of almost all situations :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 04, 2009, 11:48:59 pm
Well maybe we would focus if SOMEBODY would post more. *wink wink Nudge Nudge* Say no more. Say no more.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 05, 2009, 12:03:56 am
xP egyah. Hernias? Focus guys. Focus on the sexy. I like all sorts of mixes between the sexes. Lesbians. Gay guys. Straight sex. ...Etc. I find there can be hot porn/hentai of almost all situations :D

Who are you to say that hernia can't be sexy? Maybe someone where is a herniaphiliac!?! HUH HU!H!?!?!?!~~~~~~~~~~~
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 01:31:55 am
xP

I wouldn't be entirely surprised if that actually exists, since people have fetishes for literally everything under the sun. But really? Really?

All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 05, 2009, 04:40:55 am
This thread flew away during my absence... Finally finished reading what I missed.

About martial arts and women: I've done Karate, and I've competed against men. I've also seen women fight men in the world cup of Karate.

I think straight couples are the hottest, really.  :-\

Hernia sounds like a turnoff - and a woman's name.
"Hernia, dinner's ready!"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 05, 2009, 05:55:30 am
xP

I wouldn't be entirely surprised if that actually exists, since people have fetishes for literally everything under the sun. But really? Really?

All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P

I hardly ever do.

I mean, I've got a collection of 'ecchi' images, mainly because I'm a fan of good artwork, but as far as looking at sexually explicit material to get myself off, well, I find that to be a waste of time.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 05, 2009, 08:11:16 am
All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P

As for my masturbatory habits... Well as I've said they're pretty much non existent. Although I do, do my fair share of looking at teh pr0nz.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 09:10:34 am
xP

I wouldn't be entirely surprised if that actually exists, since people have fetishes for literally everything under the sun. But really? Really?

All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P

What time is it?  :P

Just kidding.

I would say on average once or twice a day. But I go days without doing it, so I don't know, 3-14 times a week.

I always keep porn by my bedside so it smooths the process, but I don't go searching for porn all that often. I find internet porn to be less then it's cracked up to be. Mostly I like animated stuff, like Bondage Faeries.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 05, 2009, 11:55:47 am
All this talking about what people like to watch... How often do you guys look at pron/masturbate/whatever anyway? ;P

On average, I look at porn maybe 5-6 days of the week, and about half an hour to a full hour each time. That includes everything from short stories found online over youporn videos to pictures I've taken myself of my loved one and me.
However, I masturbate more often that that, at least once a day. And I usually don't look at/read porn unless I'm in the mood for masturbating.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 05, 2009, 12:07:10 pm
I'm glad my balls are tougher than I thought they were!!  My iron scrotum training has really paid off...

that technique is VERY effective by the way...at making everyone who sees it successfully performed cross their legs and go "oooo shit!"

I'd say I'm down to 3-7 times a week masturbatoriosity...but I used to be more like Ronin...except for "bondage faeries"! :o

did not know that was a thing.  I like lesbians, asian women (though it can be tricky to find attractive asian women in pron-most of them you get the feeling they're being exploited, or else they're too made up and not attractive), just normal if the girl or girls are cute, and (the one I'm kind of embarassed about, but maybe less so in this crowd) sometimes gagging, again if the girl is cute and it's "good", as in she's actually gagging uncomfortably and hopefully even enjoys it.  that's guy gags woman with penis btw.  I always just watch the 30 second free samples of stuff.  I'm too lazy/broke/moral to try to do anything else, and anyway it's enough.  Overall though, my porn intake/interest has been going down.  Don't like animated, but maybe I should get into it..at least there are no real people involved, outside of voicing..

alternative response:
Once before each meal (for the extra protein) and twice each time I brush my teeth (that other hand's gotta do something!  (God I hate flossing...so boring!))
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 05, 2009, 12:28:45 pm

did not know that was a thing.  I like lesbians, asian women (though it can be tricky to find attractive asian women in pron-most of them you get the feeling they're being exploited, or else they're too made up and not attractive), just normal if the girl or girls are cute, and (the one I'm kind of embarassed about, but maybe less so in this crowd) sometimes gagging, again if the girl is cute and it's "good", as in she's actually gagging uncomfortably and hopefully even enjoys it.  that's guy gags woman with penis btw.  I always just watch the 30 second free samples of stuff.  I'm too lazy/broke/moral to try to do anything else, and anyway it's enough.  Overall though, my porn intake/interest has been going down.  Don't like animated, but maybe I should get into it..at least there are no real people involved, outside of voicing..


This brings up a point I agree with. I always say "I like Asians" and I've seen a lot of cute Asian girls on campus, but I've *never* (back when I looked at real porn) found any attractive Asians.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 12:57:48 pm
I think it's kind of a weird dynamic: at least to me, with asain girls, the plainer the better.

Kinda It's hard to explain. But the main thing I like about asian girls is their smooth skin and the way their features are, I guess, roundish. A bone structure that would look terrible on a white girl looks great on an asian girl. It's weird.   ???





BTW UIS (NSFU PORN OVBS)
http://e-hentai.org/m/g/e/t/b/292/
  
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 01:06:23 pm
Interesting how diverse this population is, again.

I masturbate nearly everyday, maybe 30 min - 2 hours.... mostly closer to an hour a day. There are times where I've gone days or even over a week in between, too. I frequent japanese porn blogs, I prefer japanese women alone/japanese lesbians when it comes to actual porn. I find myself looking at hentai more often... and well, just about anything goes with that. Most all my porn is kept for the aesthetic appeal. Huzzah!

I'm also wearing my usual ;P

Tshirt and cargo pants.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 05, 2009, 01:08:04 pm
Well, I used to masturbate a lot more when I was still stydying, now when I'm working, I just don't have the time to masturbate more often than 1-2 times a day.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 05, 2009, 01:13:38 pm
See yeah, even 30 minutes is way too much time for me to be wasting on self-gratification.

My next goal is to work my way down to four hours of sleep a night. Isn't sacrificing health for the cause fun!?

I mean, I don't want to see like one of those no-pulse obsessive types that focuses on his hobby to the exclusion of everything else, but...I am, I really am. If you think that makes me weird or screwed up, well, ya'lls can just suck it.  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 05, 2009, 01:24:59 pm
I used to spend hours every day ( did it something like 3 times or so in a day minimum) but it was either that or contemplate how the best way to disembowel myself. Back in 8th grade... *shudder* don't even like thinking about it.
Never actually told anybody this.

Deatzh: You are never gonna find a guy who is gonna keep up with you >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 01:29:43 pm
As far as what kind of porn I like, I like animated/illistrated stuff and some live action, with a focus on lesbians and group sex. Lesbians are my favoritest  :-*. Otherwise, I just like watching tons of people get off at the same time and I like to see all the differernt postions and combonations that a group of people can get into.  :-[

I don't like gay porn (unless there is somthing else going on, like voyarism) that much, but sometimes I fantasize about men or get turned on by watching men have sex (almost always with a woman in the room, ala bisexual porn or a girl doing two men at onece). Basically I'll get turned on by watching any combonation of at least one women + any number of guys doing anything sexual (includeing any type of oral/vaginal intercourse, and most anal (even strapons and boys recieving anal are okay BTW).  :-[    

I don't like "gonzo" and I don't like it when the sex gets too "nasty". Too much panting, slobber or bodily fluids is yucky. I like it more when it's more slow-pased
affectionent, I guess.  :-[

I don't like dildos and sex toys, other then strap ons. An occasional vibrator is okay, but only occasionally.

Most importantly everything that has the following: kids, animals and feces is right out.  :(



Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 01:49:26 pm
There's nothing weird about it, CDSM.

There have been times in my life where I literally had no time for anything but what I was doing, even sleep. Like when I was training to become a martial arts instructor. I think I got maybe 10 hours of sleep over the course of three months. >.<

It's healthy, but it's not the only thing in life.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 05, 2009, 02:26:45 pm
[Speculation] You'll probably be fine as long as you don't go back to a 6 times a day average >.>; [/Speculation]
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 05, 2009, 02:44:02 pm
Down to maybe once a day over the usual stuff like bondage etc, sitting here in my Combat '95 trousers and my Chicken Wings T-shirt.

Here's a Q for you all: have any of you done a show for some one using a webcam?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 05, 2009, 03:10:32 pm
Wow.

I only masturbate about... Twice a week or so. More often right after my period, though.

But then again, I have a vibrator, so I might not need it quite as often...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 04:10:48 pm
All this talk and I just can't resist:

(http://akashayi.net/amusing/13.jpg)

Though to be fair, I masturbate a good deal even though my sex life is in good enough condition. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 05, 2009, 04:13:40 pm
sex life is non-existant just now :( reckon its due to stress
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 04:44:37 pm
I've never really done stuff with a webcam, either. I've swapped sexy pictures with people when I was young and foolish, though ;P

How about phone sex? Has anyone ever had that?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 04:51:16 pm
Phone sex is hotter then real sex.  :-[

At least to me.  :'(
You get what ever you want physically while the other person charges you up mentally. Its more arousing and yet more intiment. And If you close your eyes it's like they're whispering in your ear.  :-*

And don't feel bad Selan, everybody's different. That's what makes it fun.  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 04:51:33 pm
Brion tried to explain to me the error of my logic, but I've never really had phone sex either. The part where we were touching ourselves had only a little to do with it >.<

Ah, memories.

It's far more interesting to do stuff in person, anyway, Selan. So don't feel bad.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 04:57:39 pm
Hasbian! That's a good one. Going to save that for my own personal usage.

Do you guys find that surf in your underwear a lot? I especially like to sit and surf the internet while I'm drying off after a shower.

(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/syotyuu.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 04:58:31 pm
Quote from:  Selan
I shoud change my avi into a nun

Nah i don't feel that bad... at least i had kinky girl on girl sex before i turned into a hasbian.

That'd be much hotter.  :P

Maybe you could find one of a lesbian nun having kinky girl on girl sex!  :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 05:01:00 pm
I uh... think I have a few images of that...here...somewhere... ./cough
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 05:03:51 pm
Nah, I like your lightning avatars the most, Selan.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 05, 2009, 05:06:02 pm
 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
So on-topic O.o i'm wearing jeans and a hoodie :p
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 05:06:28 pm
You kidding me? Are we talking about the same Forum?!?! :o

Me too akashayi!  :-[

I always thought nuns where really erotic. And the way the teacher nuns are so mean at Catholic School. And rosery beads. And how sexy habits look. And the fact that something about them just screams "sexually repressed dyke" mmmmmmm yummy!  :-*

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 05, 2009, 05:07:30 pm
Soooo... whats a hasbian?

and I'm in jeans long sleeve shirt and sporting a ponytail
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 05:09:41 pm
Still in just a tshirt, black dickies cargo pants and also sporting a ponytail. Hiiyah.

but you know. You could imagine this if it'd keep things on topic.

(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/mizugi.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 05, 2009, 05:14:46 pm
Soooo... whats a hasbian?

I don't really need to explain do i?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 05:16:44 pm
A "hasbian" is a word lesbians use for a former lesbian.

Like, "HAS BEEN" + "LESBIAN".

Usually after the girl gets done with colledge.  :P

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hasbian
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 05, 2009, 05:25:06 pm
Still in just a tshirt, black dickies cargo pants and also sporting a ponytail. Hiiyah.

but you know. You could imagine this if it'd keep things on topic.

(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/mizugi.gif)

Do you have any tatoos or peircings Akashayi?
Are you Yakuza?  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 05:52:35 pm
No tattoos.

But yes at music! I'm very much into having music on in the background during all sorts of things, and take care when making driving playlists. Provide music for most all my friends ^^;

But lets see... I've macked on someone in a car to the SMT: Nocturne soundtrack. That was sexy XD

Depeche mode is sexy, too.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 05, 2009, 05:57:59 pm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/important_life_lesson.png)

'nuff said
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 05, 2009, 05:58:47 pm
Unfortunately, I learned that lesson the hard way. >.<
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 05, 2009, 06:04:11 pm
I've never really done stuff with a webcam, either. I've swapped sexy pictures with people when I was young and foolish, though ;P

How about phone sex? Has anyone ever had that?

See, that's me again. I'd get bored and hang up after like five seconds.

Hasbian! That's a good one. Going to save that for my own personal usage.

Do you guys find that surf in your underwear a lot? I especially like to sit and surf the internet while I'm drying off after a shower.

(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/syotyuu.gif)

I wear slippers, loose pants, and a kimono whenever I'm chilling at home and don't intend to go out anymore for that day.

Unfortunately, I learned that lesson the hard way. >.<

Hey, a truly open-minded person could have sex to anything. Especially power rangers.

"I'm going to summon my Zord now!"
"Oh no! The monster's getting bigger!"
"Let's combine!"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 06, 2009, 04:04:37 pm
Here's a good song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on May 06, 2009, 04:41:55 pm
How about music during sex? I often see comments on songs about how this or that is great to listen to during sex. What are your takes on it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmFZrg-9JQ
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 06, 2009, 08:48:22 pm
XD You guys are silly.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/king-missile/46915/detachable-penis.jhtml#id=1536063
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 06, 2009, 08:53:29 pm
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... whoa..... whoa

Music On MTV?! It's been ages!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 06, 2009, 09:36:47 pm
How often (if ever) do you guys have dreams about sex?

I had a pretty crazy one last night that I think was influenced by flipside, which is odd since most of my dreams are wacky adventures. o_O
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 06, 2009, 09:42:10 pm
How often (if ever) do you guys have dreams about sex?

Almost never... Ok that's probably an exaggeration. Bi-monthly maybe?
Edit: probably way less... it's hard to tell anymore.

I had a pretty crazy one last night that I think was influenced by flipside, which is odd since most of my dreams are wacky adventures. o_O

What... no details?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 06, 2009, 11:47:19 pm
Hideout orgies for the win?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 07, 2009, 12:17:49 am
I was actually joking, I didn't expect you to post anything >.>;  Next time I'll make it more obvious.

Sorry.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 07, 2009, 12:20:12 am
Hahaha, was that too much?

I could go into actual detail?

:P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 07, 2009, 12:32:22 am
No no not too much, like I said I didn't actually expect you to say anything at all. Plus the question mark at the end of the sentence, translated that you were a put off by the question, at least in my sleep deprived, allergy ridden mind.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 07, 2009, 12:37:30 am
I'm sleep deprived too, as always :P

But the first question mark was more me avoiding going into detail. And of course, now I just jest. ;P

Back on topic, I really don't have sexy dreams all that often. maybe once every two months average? It throws me off a little.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 07, 2009, 07:12:57 am
*is confused*

Why didn't we get details again?? ;D ;-)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 07, 2009, 07:34:35 am
LOL Umber!

As to phone sex, it's about the only semi-regular sex I get atm. while my girl is 700km away... That and sms-sex... it all makes me feel kinda lame... even though it kinda builds up the tension to when we actually meet again.

Sex dreams doesn't come that often, I can remember two relatively recent, but before those it was at least a year back for anything earlier of the sort.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 07, 2009, 11:31:43 am
Of course you get details, Umber. I'll meet you in your dreams tonight and tell you all about it ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 07, 2009, 11:36:55 am
You really are good at making people hot... :-[ you have a real talent there!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 07, 2009, 12:24:20 pm
You really are good at making people hot... :-[ you have a real talent there!
This.


Also, I have sex dreams pretty regularly. Espeshally when I masturbate before I go to sleep.  :-[

Usually they are weird.  :'(

Did you know that nighttime boners are not nessisarily sex dream related?  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 07, 2009, 12:58:56 pm
I never get sex dreams, hardly ever.

And if I do, they're always some kind of disappointment. I.e. wake up right when it gets to the good part.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 07, 2009, 01:17:26 pm
Problem is that they're usually not about sex, and I HATE the topic that too many of them have.
good thing that sentence doesn't beg further explanation or anything, cuz that would suck. ;)

yeah that waking up at the good part must be some kind of a thing...that always used to happen to me.

0% sex dreams these days though :(

edit: oh no wait...sometimes I guess I do sort of...they usually deal more with the heavy flirting stage though, but there's a lot of horny feelings.  They are great.  And I do still wake up right when there might be a good part about to occur.  for those, maybe once every 2 or 3 weeks I think.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 07, 2009, 01:19:08 pm
That's cause you're married ... You are one of the married ones, right?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 07, 2009, 01:30:45 pm
well yeah.  I did edit my post though because I remembered some quasi-sexual ones.  And I always wake up happy and guilty simultaneously with those, because they are not often about the person next to me. :-[

not too guilty though.  I think it's a pretty common thing for human beings. :)

they're much more likely to be about forumites ;)

j/k - haven't gotten to that stage yet...maybe if y'all posted more scantily clad pics it might help though! ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 07, 2009, 01:35:34 pm
fair enough.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 07, 2009, 01:41:37 pm
Are we talking sex dreams?

I had one, once. I think I had an orgasm in my sleep... :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 07, 2009, 01:55:52 pm
I've never orgasmed in my sleep. (that I know of).

The rare occasions where I've had sexy dreams usually have me waking up super horny, though :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 07, 2009, 03:27:52 pm
I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 07, 2009, 04:16:35 pm
we live in hope.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 07, 2009, 04:38:44 pm
Wait what?
I don't see the connection.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 07, 2009, 05:06:32 pm
I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.-> We live in hope.... the hope that it would wake you up.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 07, 2009, 05:12:59 pm
Oh, I guess.

 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 08, 2009, 12:21:33 am
Cant remeber my dreams  :( .................is that weird?  :'(  and have had Phone sex, done stuff on web cam and sms stuff, (hmm should belong in the BDSM thread I think)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 08, 2009, 12:25:10 am
Cant remeber my dreams  :( .................is that weird? 

No it's extremely common, in your average sleep cycle (lets say 8 hours?) you'll go into R.E.M sleep multiple times probably about 4 in that amount of time. Generally a new dream each time. Also generally if you remember a dream it's only one.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 08, 2009, 06:10:54 am
I can only assume that would be something that would wake you up.

Well, it sort-of did.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 08, 2009, 06:51:08 pm
Friday is lesbian sexbot day!

(http://akashayi.net/random/allisfulloflove.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: parameciumkid on May 08, 2009, 07:03:08 pm
I love that picture!
And I wish I had more time to read this thread... lol
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 09, 2009, 12:39:29 am
Friday is lesbian sexbot day!



To me it looks like Björk kissing Björk day   :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cS1FaKPWY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cS1FaKPWY)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 09, 2009, 12:55:54 am
Hehe... I know the origin Selan :)

I love that video. And lesbian sexbots
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 09, 2009, 12:59:34 am
It's a nice video, pretty wel made , song is also ok.

About the sexdreams: i have them sometimes  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 09, 2009, 01:00:38 am
Reminds me of iRobot ( IRobot?)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 09, 2009, 09:46:11 am
I, Robot.

Inspired by the Isaac Asimov book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Asimov

The Bjork video is exellent. I once rented a DVD with all the music videos by that director. Many of them were good but many more where disturbing. You'd like it Akashayi.  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 10, 2009, 04:25:20 pm
I probably would. Oh, and Boobies!

(http://www.akashayi.net/amusing/EpicMenage.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 10, 2009, 08:12:26 pm
That's because the she's drawn like a woman with implants... bad implants. So the nipple is really high.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 10, 2009, 08:39:53 pm
Goddamn, her nipple is high.

That's not a nipple. It's a quarter she's storing in her bra.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 10, 2009, 09:13:13 pm
... I'd read that >.>;

Edit: Actually no I probably wouldn't it's kind of creepy.

And I have to agree with implants, they weird me out, the shape and everything is just all wrong. It ruins them.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 10, 2009, 10:16:17 pm
I personally have always preferred small breasts.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 10, 2009, 10:27:31 pm
I don't exactly understand the allure between either large or small.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 11, 2009, 05:29:44 am
As the old phrase goes anything more than a handful is a waste.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 08:14:45 am
I'm firmly in the same boat as Odd on the boob issue... I'm parial for the benefit of smaller ones, but not only that, I will only ever agree to kiss, squeeze, nibble and caress natural boobs... :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 11, 2009, 08:33:35 am
*Doesn't feel bad about her a-cups anymore*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 11, 2009, 10:09:46 am
Hurrah for Razzly's a-cups!! ;D

yeah I'm in agreement with the other guys who have posted so far, both on the size and the natural issues...

anybody like biggies though?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 10:17:42 am
Hurrah for Razzly's a-cups!! ;D

yeah I'm in agreement with the other guys who have posted so far, both on the size and the natural issues...

anybody like biggies though?

I do, but it depends. The bigger they are, the pickier I get about the details.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 10:31:13 am
I'm not really picky either way. But there is such a thing as too big... even if they are natural.

I prefer the middle cups.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 10:47:52 am
I probably would. Oh, and Boobies!

(http://www.akashayi.net/amusing/EpicMenage.jpg)

Yes. Boobies indeed.  :-\

This is a fantastic comic! It's like Threes Company with real gay people.


And Razzly: if you read that comic you'd know that the girl with the small breasts is a thousand times hotter. And you have a sexy mouth.
And sexy mouths > big boobs.

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 11, 2009, 11:40:53 am
What is that comic called? ^
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 11:47:51 am
menage au trois :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 11:50:54 am
Yay!  :D

Zii is super duper awsome! I wanna be just like her when I grow up!  :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 11:52:46 am
menage au trois :P

Correction! Menage a 3 (http://www.menagea3.net/).

((okay, so yes, it's a minor nitpick, but still, that IS the title))
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 11:57:18 am
It is, but I chose to spell it out as it's pronounced ;)

Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.

And I'd nibble your A cups any day Razz ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 11:59:09 am
It is, but I chose to spell it out as it's pronounced ;)

Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.

But I chose to spell it like it's spelled! 'Cuz I'm pedantic like that.

Quote
And I'd nibble your A cups any day Razz ;)

Cannibal!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 11:59:54 am
Boner alert!  :-[

Yes. Your both right.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 12:01:37 pm
It is, but I chose to spell it out as it's pronounced ;)

Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.

But I chose to spell it like it's spelled! 'Cuz I'm pedantic like that.

Bloody besserwisser... XD
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Quote
And I'd nibble your A cups any day Razz ;)

Cannibal!

And PROUD of it!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 12:04:12 pm
Either way, it's a good comic, just a bit sad that the artist isn't as good as Brion in adhering to his update shedule.

It's updated every Tuesday Thursday and Saturday, I haven't seen a missed update yet.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 12:06:20 pm
I agree. Seems fine so far. And now it has Japanise Lesbians!

I am a BIG FAN of Japanise Lesbians!  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 12:07:10 pm
Boner alert!  :-[

Did someone say...boner?


(http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/boner_2.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 12:08:47 pm
oh, then it might just be me who didn't look that up properly, I thought it had monday, wensday, friday just like flipside :/

Ah, well, now I know better :) And I would nibble attractive women if they wanted it and if I could get permission to do so from a certain someone.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 11, 2009, 12:28:33 pm
Ronin: I have a sexy... Mouth? O_o Thank you, I suppose.

Emp: And I'd nibble your non-existent cups anytime. No, wait...

Also, ROFL at the Joker comic. Made me laugh out loud irl, seriously.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 12:36:11 pm
Oh, Razz my man-boobs are a bit bigger than I'd like :\  It's a downside with the way my excess mass settles... but I'm successfully working on reducing it ;D

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 12:37:59 pm
Your Fucking Hot Razzly! I don't care what anyone says!

[pounds fist on table/]

(Incidently, they unanimously agree that you are hot as well, but... nevermind.  :'()

Boobs are overrated. What matters is femininity. And you have that in spades!

[Gets off soapbox/]

Incidently, none of your pictures actually show your boobs too clearly... and if you wanted to put up a picture of them, it would prove that you have excellent breasts...  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 12:44:58 pm
We did what to who with what now?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 12:59:24 pm
Fuck.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't I guess.  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 11, 2009, 01:01:02 pm
Emp: That's good, exercise is good no matter what. :3

Ronin: Aren't you sweet.  ;D <3 but I'm afraid you have to do without a boob-photo.

Deathz: Does this mean you have large boobs? *Makes squeezy-squeezy-motion with hands* ...And, don't worry, you can see the veins on mine as well. ._. And apparently they're a "rare" shape, too. Someone once said he'd never seen my kind of boobs before - and then quickly added that he liked them. (To prevent a crushed self-confidence, probably. Ahem.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 01:02:16 pm
Hey thanks for making me feel worse about my breasts guys.

WHICH IS FUNNY, because I pretty much agree with everything all of you have said.

That's not at all what was intended! :(
But I think I can speak for a few of us guys in here when I say it's hard to convey that we love you and all the other girls and women in here just the way you are, and that all we want is to see you happy. :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 01:03:53 pm
Yay! Happy Girls!  :D

Now Make Out!  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 01:06:39 pm

Boobs are overrated. What matters is femininity. And you have that in spades!

[Gets off soapbox/]


See, I dislike to much femininity in women. Which I suppose is why I prefer flat chested women. They are much closer to boys! Am I secretly gay?

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 01:08:22 pm
Yay! Happy Girls!  :D

Now Make Out!  :P

Umm... who is the latter comment directed at?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 01:11:18 pm
The Happy Girls of Course!  :D

Happy Juice!  :D [/random]

But CDSM problably. But everyone's a little gay!  :P

Seriously though There's a differance between the not liking big haired Texas boobjob look and and being secretly homosexual. And I for one like girls with short hair too. But I'm gay so you don't take my word for it...  ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 01:13:08 pm
What matters is femininity.

Watch out Akasha might put on her Ass kicking boots and kick some ass. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 01:25:46 pm
Yeah.  36D/DD-ish.  I haven't really had the opportunity to try on DD yet, and last time I had the opportunity, I really just needed a bra so wanted to pick up what I knew would fit and GTFO that store.  Next time I have money and time I'm going to go check.
Would Not have guessed that based on the picture... Probably because of the shirt.


HELL YEAH PALE SKIN.

YEA! *Throws fist in the air* ALBINO POWER!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 11, 2009, 01:33:07 pm
Variety FOR THE WIN!  (I love my Gf's boobs, her nipples are a bit off centre, one down and outwards the other up and outwards, both by half an inch or so in each direction :P )
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 01:35:02 pm
What matters is femininity.

Watch out Akasha might put on her Ass kicking boots and kick some ass. :P

No. Becuase she know I'd like it too much.  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 01:36:21 pm
Inflicting pain is inflicting pain is inflicting pain for a sadist like her ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 01:44:38 pm
Well I don't happen to think femininty is mutally exclusive with asskicking.

I mean she'd fuck your shit up.

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg60/Kayjee17/MadelyntheWarrior.jpg

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 11, 2009, 01:45:28 pm
./cracks knuckles

What exactly do you mean by feminine, Ronin?

(http://akashayi.net/random/sprites/Ukyo_portrait.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 01:46:34 pm
I don't either, it was a joke that Akasha is far from the general feminine stereotype. She's got her feminine side... I'm sure... probably... maybe?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 01:47:54 pm
I'm not sure how to define "feminine" either. I've found it too complicated and decided to reject the concepts altogether. There are no "masculine" or "feminine" traits, only traits. Or if you want to arbitrarily label hunting and drinking as "masculine" and cooking and cleaning as "feminine", okay, but it doesn't make any actual difference to them.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 01:51:11 pm
Umm...

Yeah... your turning me on Akashayi.  :-[

Not that you don't always!  :-[

If Akashayi stabbed me to death I would be a corpse with a raging hardon.  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 01:58:14 pm
Problem is that I can't GRIP the damn thing because my pads are so freaking smooth.

I think that's the fault of your instruments.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 11, 2009, 01:59:44 pm
Since I don't hold much stock in gender stereotypes, the physical aspect of masculinity/femininity makes more sense to me.

I have a pretty feminine figure, I think.... makes crossdressing hellish -_-;
But at the same time, people have mistaken me for a dude in pictures.

So who knows.

If Akashayi stabbed me to death I would be a corpse with a raging hardon. = best one liner today.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 02:02:19 pm
I'm not sure how to define "feminine" either. I've found it too complicated and decided to reject the concepts altogether. There are no "masculine" or "feminine" traits, only traits. Or if you want to arbitrarily label hunting and drinking as "masculine" and cooking and cleaning as "feminine", okay, but it doesn't make any actual difference to them.

I said nothing about "Femine Traits". I said feminity. Feminity is an essense. A totality. You don't create it by just jumbling a bunch of different things together any witch way or carbon copying someone so they look like a manaquinn. When you see a woman who has it, you're like "Wow..." And that's it. Your not going "She has just the right breast shape/size ecetera. Your just going "Wow."... "I... Like.... Her!"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 11, 2009, 02:09:14 pm
Deathz: yes, because I'm pale. Very, very pale. (Yes, I sunburn like a bitch too.)

As for being feminine... Akasha, what's wrong with being feminine?

I consider myself feminine, meaning I use skirts and dresses, makeup and  high heels, I like pink and elegant things and I guess I move a certain way too. That does not make me "air headed" or "vain" in any way, nor does it mean I have to stand in the kitchen and be some pig's housewife, nor am I doing it for the guys. That's just how I am.

It has become like my mission in life to prove that a woman can be feminine, strong and intelligent at the same time. >.>

Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 02:11:26 pm
eat pizza and fries with my fingers.

Wait people actually eat those 2 things with utensils? BLASPHEMY!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 02:13:12 pm
Thats disgusting.  :(

Their should be laws against that.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 11, 2009, 02:15:44 pm
There's nothing wrong with it Razzly, ;P

Personally, I just don't feel really right as whatever constitutes feminine, or a woman. Gender dysphoria power, activate! :P

I don't wear skirts or dresses, I really don't like pink and I prefer gunmetal, guns, cars and rivets. :P

I still like having boobs most of the time though. (Even though other times I bind em back and wear loose shirts.) Boobs are great. ./jigglejiggle
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 02:24:15 pm
What about your vagina?

Does that go along with your gender dysphoria thing as well?

What's it like to have a vagina, girls?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 02:33:02 pm
I don't really care about my gender. Truth me told, if I had the option of altering my body to anything I wish...I'd much rather be made of bees then swap my sex organs.



I said nothing about "Femine Traits". I said feminity. Feminity is an essense. A totality. You don't create it by just jumbling a bunch of different things together any witch way or carbon copying someone so they look like a manaquinn. When you see a woman who has it, you're like "Wow..." And that's it. Your not going "She has just the right breast shape/size ecetera. Your just going "Wow."... "I... Like.... Her!"

Then why can't you just say "likeability"?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 11, 2009, 02:37:16 pm
you guys are fucking hilarious today
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 02:44:26 pm
I would like to be female.

Or at least try it?

Except for gaving to work at looking good - that would annoy me after a while.  :-\

But I like how charming women are. I would like that kind of power of persuasion.  :D

Basically I would like all the benefits of being female without any of the negitives.  :P

But sense the kind of thing required to change your sex in real life is slicing your penis in two.

Yeah... not so much. :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 02:58:04 pm

Basically I would like all the benefits of being female without any of the negitives.  :P


So you want the power of persuasion while maintaining your male superiority? Hell, Hitler managed that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 03:14:06 pm
No.

Not so much.

And I prefer less Hitler refrences to more, thank you.  :(


What I meant was that I like how women are often great with people and get lots of attention.
I think that's cool.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 03:16:25 pm
No.

Not so much.

And I prefer less Hitler refrences to more, thank you.  :(


What I meant was that I like how women are often great with people and get lots of attention.
I think that's cool.

You mean how hot women get attention from horny males? Yeah, I guess that's cool. I personally wouldn't want that kind of attention.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 11, 2009, 03:17:25 pm
Godwins law. Oh snap!

But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 03:17:46 pm
CDSM: Stop willfully misinterpreting what I'm saying!  >:(

AKASHAYI: I have no idea!  ???
It just seems like girls have better social skills in general.  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 03:24:23 pm
CDSM: Stop willfully misinterpreting what I'm saying!  >:(

AKASHAYI: I have no idea!  ???
It just seems like girls have better social skills in general.  :D

I can't, it's in my nature. You may as well tell Australia to stop harboring venomous animals.

Godwins law. Oh snap!

But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?

Nothing at all. D&D confirms there is *no* difference between genders!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 03:28:32 pm
But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?

Womens breasts = +5 to the following: persuasion, diplomacy, bluff,  gather information, and perform.
                          +2 to Cha and Swim
                           -5 to CLimb and Disguise

Edit: In reality of course not, but just for funs.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 11, 2009, 03:32:09 pm
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 03:34:24 pm
Oooo baby.
Knowing you it's probably a shiny leather Robe and wizard hat though, isn't it

As for hips, Eh I don't really have a say on them.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 11, 2009, 03:35:48 pm
Hips on guys can be sexy, too
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 03:37:26 pm
Hips.

I actually thought about taking a yoga class so I could look at girls' camel toes and asses through thier spandex when in the downward dog position.  :P

 >:(
What!

It's not like I did it!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 03:49:31 pm
But how does people skills/attention/chr score have anything to do with being female?

Womens breasts = +5 to the following: persuasion, diplomacy, bluff,  gather information, and perform.
                          +2 to Cha and Swim
                           -5 to CLimb and Disguise

Edit: In reality of course not, but just for funs.

Still, Silent feeblemind against straight males.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on May 11, 2009, 05:05:08 pm
Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.

DAMN !!!!!!!!!!! You're friggin perfect.......
You have no idea what I'd give to meet a girl as pretty as you, and has no prob burping in public (and other "inappropriate stuff")
Seriously.... that's like the description of my dream-girl right there. And you're it :|
I would seriously drop everything and come over to whereever it is you live (I forget) if it weren't for my duties here (joining the military in a month) and also the fact that I'm broke....
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 11, 2009, 07:10:28 pm
Note: ...Though, I also use men's pants and eat pizza and fries with my fingers. I also burp in public - loud.

DAMN !!!!!!!!!!! You're friggin perfect.......
You have no idea what I'd give to meet a girl as pretty as you, and has no prob burping in public (and other "inappropriate stuff")
Seriously.... that's like the description of my dream-girl right there. And you're it :|
I would seriously drop everything and come over to whereever it is you live (I forget) if it weren't for my duties here (joining the military in a month) and also the fact that I'm broke....

I, on the other hand, have a job, a decent amount of money in savings, and no such duties.  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 11, 2009, 09:51:57 pm
Hehehe.... I catch you drift, Deatzh. Doesn't matter in the long run, but it's enjoyable all the same. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 12, 2009, 02:40:20 am
Aaargh, this thread moves too fast!

Akasha: Oh, all right. Ahem, sorry I got defensive. >_> It just seems like other females often think "feminine" is bad, and are always boasting about their tomboyishness. (Not that you seem like a tomboy to me, you just seem... Cool. And tough.)
But hey, I feel you! I used to bind my tits too, after all.

Having a vagina is quite a pain. It's always leaking -something-!

Malki: Woah woah woah... You haven't heard my flaws yet. o_o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on May 12, 2009, 05:47:19 am
Yeah right, as if you have any... XD j/k

I was partially drunk last night while writing that post, sorry if it came out a bit exagerrated.


Still, I'm sure you're flawed just the right amount :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 12, 2009, 07:34:42 am
And I'll have to say I'm in the same boat as Malki on this one but with other responsibilities that keeps me on the western side of the Baltic sea. And if you had been flawless, that had probably tipped the scale from insanely attractive to eerily perfect. (In the nightmare scary way)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 12, 2009, 01:52:26 pm
There are plenty of other things besides arousal that can cause to ...uh...leakage.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 12, 2009, 02:08:20 pm
See that's one reason I'm glad I'm a guy. Leakage is uncomfortable (i assume?).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 12, 2009, 02:21:44 pm
Yes! it's kind of gross at times! But penises can too. Just need to stick to good hygiene habits.... Yes... um, unicorn chaser?

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/pspgirl.jpg) (http://www.akashayi.net/random/chmgeye09_imo0414f0180.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 12, 2009, 08:51:10 pm
This thread needs more girl on girl action:

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/a4ae902420ee57e845987d7fa1c61ba4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 12, 2009, 11:28:13 pm
This thread always needs more girl on girl action

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/kissing.jpg)

(http://akashayi.net/amusing/nymphos.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 13, 2009, 12:18:48 am
aint it great!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 12:19:15 am
My libido is just the right amount of active.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 12:22:45 am
Apparently mine is not active enough.

Edit: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 13, 2009, 12:23:37 am
should be seeing about getting mine fixed this weekend
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 08:14:19 am
(http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0537_small.jpg)

Sexiest last meal ever?

(note: Not the cheeseburger)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 13, 2009, 09:45:56 am
*Sigh* You all and your overactive libidos, honestly.  :P



Hey, I have a libido of almost zero activity, and I *still* like yuri!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 13, 2009, 10:45:20 am
*Sigh* You all and your overactive libidos, honestly.  :P



Says "The Asexual and Loving it Guy!"  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 12:02:30 pm
mmm, nyataimori would make a great last meal. and next to last meal. And the meal before that..........
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 12:06:17 pm
You wouldn't not eat off a hot chick if you could help it. And knowing you I can only assume your gonna tie her up too.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 13, 2009, 12:07:32 pm
This thread needs more girl on girl action:

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/a4ae902420ee57e845987d7fa1c61ba4.jpg)

I want a stable out back with 10 of those!  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 12:08:59 pm
well yeah, bondage is a necessity in the best nyotaimori. >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 12:10:10 pm
>.> isn't that like your personal policy? Everything is better with bondage?

'Cause it sure seems like it <.<
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 12:11:47 pm
I was about to mention something that isn't enhanced by bondage, but I can't think of any right now. :P

I'd also eat sushi off of a naked guy....

...god I'm hungry.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 13, 2009, 12:14:43 pm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=nyataimori&btnG=Search

When you order that do you get to eat the girl out as well?  :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 12:15:10 pm
Yea... me too. The hungry part, I don't think I would ever eat off somebody unless I watched them just get out of a shower *no soap, I don't want my food to taste like soap* with the hottest possible water temperature, without injuring the person.

I can only assume playing some kind of instrument, unless its one of those harmonica's attached to your neck, would be pretty damn hard while bound.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 12:19:14 pm
Well, I think in places that serve that the sushi is on top of thin pieces of plastic or seran wrap or something? Maybe? I still haven't been to one T-T

Mmm...could just use a willing subject..... God, that's it, I need lunch.

And come on Pozf. We're gamers, we're supposed to live for the challenge... and if that involves playing an instrument while bound up in someway...so be it ;P

edit: I once tied up a friends arm so he had to play endless attack on megaman 9 one handed BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 12:23:31 pm
And come on Pozf. We're gamers, we're supposed to live for the challenge... and if that involves playing an instrument while bound up in someway...so be it ;P

edit: I once tied up a friends arm so he had to play endless attack on megaman 9 one handed BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yea that's why I'll randomly start playing the drums lefty. Though once I get my left leg strong enough it will no longer be nearly as challenging.

... That's just plain cruel! Me likey (http://www.codeterminate.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 01:20:22 pm
Totally said that already >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 02:00:01 pm
No reason they're can't be two instrumental people here.

If it makes you feel better you're definitely the art person. Hmm well technically music is an art form too, so your the uh... Can't think of the word right now brain hurt. The one that does the drawing and sculpting and whatnot.

Been meaning to ask you, you a fan of King Crimson? From what kind of music you've said it seems like they'd be right up your alley, maybe.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 02:21:38 pm
No, it's cool.  I was pretty indifferent to the situation, so my last post was pretty much just sarcasm.  I'm just really laid back today so it wasn't in typical obnoxious humor or whatever.

No I got that, mainly by the use of the words "or something"... I honestly don't know if was being serious back or not, I need more sleep

I'm just the weird person who thinks differently than the other people I'm around.  On occasion I find visual artists that I fit along with, but it's nothing like the musicians I find.  Oh man.  I don't belong drawing crap, I belong playing anything and everything I can get my hands and face on until my hands are bleeding and my face is falling off my skull.
Guess it's a little harder to tell that about you seeing as there is no sound bites of , what I can only assume, awesome instrumentals.

Don't believe I've listened to King Crimson, tho'.

You should check them out, they're a very unique sound... unless of course you count Video game themes that seem to be based on they're music.
couple good un's

Frame by Frame (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjTxM1FiTzU)
Elephant Talk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbFKS2_fqM)
Level 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXhDUKcdlfs)
In the Court of the Crimson King (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSe_A3VQXso)
21st Century Schizoid Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2QNXQBwUnQ)
They have a ridiculous amount of music though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 02:30:17 pm
It's more like I'm mediocre when it comes to playing anything, but I have a pretty broad range in being able to pick up an instrument and learn it in a relatively short period of time.  Of course, it always helps when I have somewhere to go with it and inspiration to look to.

I know exactly what you mean.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 02:34:57 pm
I was thinking more like, an awesome rope corset or something while playing whatever. Promotes good posture! XD

I was a piano major for the longest time. So, uh. take that! There are a bunch of instrumenty people here.

and now for your regularly scheduled on-topic-ness.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/kisu.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 02:38:50 pm
On-topic, Shon-topic
Music is totally sexy.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 02:43:01 pm
And musicians are probably all good with their hands.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 02:44:35 pm
So are gamers, so that counts twice for me, no?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 02:47:16 pm
so it does. ;)

(and I get my half elf bonus, so 3x for me.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 02:48:01 pm
Korean= half elf now?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 02:52:43 pm
Anyway, I'm sure it was more or less an experience thing, but kissing the saxophone player was similar to kissing a dead fish. 

I seriously hope I don't kiss like a dead fish ( I played Alto sax for 4 years)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 02:57:34 pm
half korean = half elf. :P

Jazzy! I totally see you, Deatzh. Hidden away behind someone else. This forum is just full of musical...... ninjas >.>

I figure the embouchure of a flute player is the most appropriate to kissing, so that makes sense? Though I don't know, I hear all sorts of freaky things about Bassoonists.

This calls for.........science! Now, to find an orchestra filled with hot people to go molest.

Edit: ack, you ninjas! There's only one way to find out, Pozf. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 04:02:21 pm
Yea Deatzh you were the Only person who's face was hidden by another person. Coincidence? or well an extensive scheme planned, knowing that you would one day show this to us, to taunt us with the fact that we can't see you!

Coincidence my foot!

And also just because of a shoddy band performance doesn't mean that you are a bad musician >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 13, 2009, 04:07:05 pm
I play piano quite a bit myself...

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/8aa364074fe9b76b278674c99a8fdbf5.jpg

NOTE: Link image is not safe for work/school/public and should probably be avoided by lovers of proper anatomy.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 04:13:29 pm
And yet somehow that's extremely hot.

I'll see your piano playing and raise you this:
(also nsfw) http://akashayi.net/random/1237042823471.gif
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 04:18:29 pm
well I think it's safe to say we're officially back on topic O.o

It's a shame I was enjoying the musical interlude too.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 13, 2009, 04:19:07 pm
And yet somehow that's extremely hot.

I'll see your piano playing and raise you this:
(also nsfw) http://akashayi.net/random/1237042823471.gif

Ooh, that's a good one. I definitely have a shortage of "sex on piano' images.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 05:46:28 pm
All right, I admit it. Guilty as charged.

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/nekoberos.gif)

I'll take those offerings now please ^^

Uh... afraid to ask but what do you offer to a demon sex goddess

I switched rails so we wouldn't be thread jacking an more. Much better in here anyway.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 05:53:21 pm
You could start with sushi.

buahahaha.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 05:56:27 pm
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/af69_sushi_pillows.jpg)

Yes goddess >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 05:57:28 pm
You missed the part where it was supposed to be edible and on top of a naked body. ;P

edit: Quick, take off all your clothes.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 06:03:36 pm
>.>; I don't know if i should be happy or not. You can never really tell with demons.


(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/18/dining/18sushi600.1.jpg)

Better?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 13, 2009, 07:49:07 pm

On a topic that's... also not on topic, is it a fairly safe bet to say that a good majority of people have double chins or what?  Even if you're sucking your head into your neck so you can look down at the food on your body, you still have one.
I'm so paranoid about mine, but then I see skinny people with them and it's like, "Oh... I guess it's not too much a problem."


I...REEEAALLLLYY have to suck my head in. And I have to sort of grimace while doing it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 07:54:00 pm
On a topic that's... also not on topic, is it a fairly safe bet to say that a good majority of people have double chins or what? 

I know I do. It's not huge or anything but I do. I'm 5'8" and weigh 132 lbs (just went to the scale) And when I'm not wearing my shirt, you can count my ribs. The fat around your neck that keeps the blood in your jugular warm bunches up. Honestly you should more worried if you don't get one when looking down. Probably means you're underweight.


Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 13, 2009, 08:57:32 pm
Im fat so obviously I do.  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 13, 2009, 09:40:20 pm
oh thank god I thought this was going to be a marathon of reading...well I may have jumped in partway down but I'm gonna pretend I didn't.

um, Akasha's link was awesome.  It even had the nonexistent butt definition of a true...actually I don't know what nationality that comes from but you see it on a lot of Asian girls.  Hmm,,is it a Japanese thing?  yeah probably.  chinese is a little different, but you still see a lot of flat butts.  A lot of Taiwanese girls (not all) seem to be ok with it, ie they do have butts.  Not sure about the others (Korean, Thai, Cambodian, Vietnamese, etc.)  Vietnamese girls seem to be often quite small overall.

and half Korean?  I always thought of you as Japanese for some reason.

One-beer Umber says hi by the way.  Two beer Umber is on his way over...we have work to do tonight.  Like actual work work, not something more mysterious.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 10:10:03 pm
Hehe... That is better. ;P

Did you think that because I speak Japanese, One-Beer Umber? Or is it Two-beer Umber now? You're silly when you drink.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 13, 2009, 10:15:43 pm
wearing blue jeans and my ACen 2009 staff shirt.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 13, 2009, 10:24:00 pm
Good to have you back Sis :D

um...yeah 2 beer umber now.  :P  yeah I guess I am aren't I?  And I'm drinking too fast here.  I like it though.  I mean, it's only 2 beers, but I don't drink that often and I like strongerish beers. 

Um, sorry I don't really know why I thought that Akasha.  I think I thought your name sounded like it might be japanese.  It was just a vague impression though rather than anything based in fact.

Damn now what did I come over here to say?  I'm supposed to be working...oh yeah, I remember.  It's going in the chat thread though because it's not even remotely sexual.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 13, 2009, 10:38:19 pm
Let's talk porn star names.

I think a good one would be "Jerry Poppins".

It could even be a movie that combined live action with hentai.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 13, 2009, 11:05:11 pm
 :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 11:09:15 pm
Wasn't there a Pron Star meme going around at one point?

The first name was the name of your first pet, and the second would be your mother's maiden name. I guess that would make mine Ms. Bunny Morgan.

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/tou_udongein_k.gif)

And good boy, Umber. ./patpat
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 13, 2009, 11:11:15 pm
:'(

No, I'm serious!

 It would start out with a troubled rich man who has one problem: His daughters refuse to have anything to do with men! How will he ever marry them off if they hate men!

He tries to get all sorts of men to come in to seduce them and "loosen them up" as it were, but to no avail. (btw, the girls are anime fans) Well, they get sick of it so decide to write up a want ad for the kind of man they would want, but their father tears it up (since they want an anime geek). BUT! the note's remains float up the chimney! And the next day, but who should float down on an umbrella but the famous womanizer and hentai artist....JERRY POPPINS!!!

 And after deflowering them both (he is Jerry Poppins after all...) he shows them his hentai creations! And after doing it fifty different ways with tentacle monsters, well, marrying ugly old men is no problem at all!

It'd be a musical, too. They'd burst into "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!", only it'd be a song describing their first orgasm.

And of course one scene would of course involve one of the girls getting off w/ the umbrella.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 11:18:27 pm
o.O

o.O

I actually want to see that now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 11:43:02 pm
Does anybody else hear that?

It's the sound of the theater having all of its orifices raped by hentai beasts
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 14, 2009, 10:21:00 am
Why is the sex always so wet in hentie?

It's as if fucking someone else is like poping a water baloon!  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 14, 2009, 11:29:50 am
Why is the sex always so wet in hentie?

It's as if fucking someone else is like poping a water baloon!  :'(

Anime characters have about 10 times the bodily fluids on normal people.

Just look at how much blood they can lose and not die!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 14, 2009, 02:06:42 pm
coca-cola t-shirt and plaid boxer shorts(over my silky white undies) i got saved from amv hentai wars by alcoholic slushy makers^^
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 05:31:44 pm
Wow i expected there to be a lot more sexy while I was gone today.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 06:05:34 pm
Well, you could start us off for the night, Pozf. More sushi? God I want to eat sushi.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 06:13:55 pm
I can't. my mom keeps looking over at my computer screen. Can't give you any nyataimori right now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 06:18:04 pm
Well, I was hoping for some manly geek nyotaimori, but all the same. How about just sushi? I know this great little place.... XD

I just found some terrible pictures of myself where I look like an old perv in a fedora. T-T

Am I an old man perv? I was hoping my perversion had that youthful exuberance. ToT
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 06:25:25 pm
Well, I was hoping for some manly geek nyotaimori, but all the same. How about just sushi? I know this great little place.... XD

My body is far from manly >.>; Just scrawny


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Salmon_skin_maki.jpg)

yummy
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 06:28:18 pm
Psh. I was just referring to the lack of boobs. I don't like manly men, anyway >.>

Or girly girls. Geeks are where it's at! XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 06:29:02 pm
Trust me >.> you don't wanna see this.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 06:40:55 pm
........(tumbleweed)....

suit yourself ;)

On a related note, I found out in my youth that sushi makes a great aphrodisiac. I had always heard that oysters did.... and that's totally true, too.

Or maybe it's just a good dinner passing around bad fallout 3 jokes back and forth. "So, a neutron walks into a bar....."
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 07:35:59 pm
I've always wanted to try oysters on the half shell. Never been able to bring myself to order it though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 07:37:36 pm
there's always those oyster shooters in ponzu with those little quail eggs. so cute ^^;

it really depends on where you get them, they can be good or bad.

but from my experience, really uh, help out with things down there.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 07:44:05 pm
We don't really have any places around here that sell food like that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 14, 2009, 08:38:39 pm
wearing nothing but my underwear and a towel on my head
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 14, 2009, 08:50:00 pm
Wearing, jeans, work boots and my favorite Hawaiian shirt. *shrug*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 14, 2009, 08:52:30 pm
a tshirt and cargo pants! Surprising, I know. Hopefully going to get some good food soon, if lagging person gets here.

No oyster shooters.... I don't think ;P

./steals Aluicious's towel. Buahahahaa
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on May 14, 2009, 10:35:54 pm
today i'm wearing my Rhode Island t-shirt taht sissy gave me. ;D and black pants.

no socks or shoes orgy time!^_^
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 14, 2009, 11:34:06 pm
a tshirt and cargo pants! Surprising, I know. Hopefully going to get some good food soon, if lagging person gets here.

No oyster shooters.... I don't think ;P

./steals Aluicious's towel. Buahahahaa

eeep stolen towel!  now i'm just in my pantiesXD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 14, 2009, 11:47:28 pm
Oups... * 'accidentally' dumps a bucket of water in Alucius's lap* O;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 15, 2009, 12:04:29 am
wearing my Family Guy Evil Monkey T-shirt.  Hmm ok thanks Akashayi I feel like some west coast muscles now done my way with cheese sauce.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 12:06:58 am
Baked green muscles done japanese style? SO GOOD.

We have a lot of muscles over here on the west coast, and they're often plenty cheesy. ;P

And Aluicious, You can borrow my clothes, it's ok. ./takes em off
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 15, 2009, 02:21:08 am
*Struts around in heels and a babydoll-dress infront of Akasha just to be mean*

>.>

About aphrodisiacs and oysters... Isn't it interesting that something so slimy and disgusting could help with ones sex-drive?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 15, 2009, 06:57:54 am
Would snake's blood make more sense?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 15, 2009, 10:29:11 am
What you need to do is eat a tiger's genitals.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 15, 2009, 11:19:12 am
*Struts around in heels and a babydoll-dress infront of Akasha just to be mean*

>.>

About aphrodisiacs and oysters... Isn't it interesting that something so slimy and disgusting could help with ones sex-drive?

Choclate isn't disgusting.


Gives me a boner!  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 12:01:40 pm
Well, I think she was just talking about that particular case.

Chocolate and Chili are well known aphrodisiacs. Chocolate, not so much for me but habanero sauce! Super delicious sexy. I guess it helps that the chili chocolates are tasty too.

edit: oh, and Razzly, that's not mean at all. (http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/icon_popcorn.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 15, 2009, 12:11:48 pm
The darker chocolate (70%-80% otherwise it is waaay to bitter) the more theobromine, the stronger the aphrodisiac effect.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 12:15:46 pm
Well, that's the only chocolate you should eat anyway, 70%+++

Anything lower is just not as good. But I'm pretty sure the effect varies from person to person based on differences in physiology.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 15, 2009, 12:19:55 pm
really?...

Maybe I'm thinking of something else then.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 12:22:34 pm
Well, theobromine is still one of my favorite chemicals XD

but yeah. I think we're screwing up the pagecount/girls kissing ratio, so here.
(http://www.akashayi.net/random/strawberryshakesweetch14p0203.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 15, 2009, 12:52:51 pm
There isn't even a 1:1 ratio, sounds like you guys need to get on that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 01:00:46 pm
I would love to get on that.

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/2008rev4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 01:04:46 pm
hm, double post.

Isn't friday sexy images day, anyway? Come on, guys. Get on it. (http://www.akashayi.net/random/icon_whip.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 15, 2009, 01:39:23 pm
As you wish...

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/9f921df3943d9067c11e12d4fd60d186.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/c33e437021d94caa4cf0f2cabaea8f88.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/thisone.jpg
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 01:46:49 pm
Ooh, I like those. I really like that range murata picture, this is the version I have:

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/yokonyo09_imo0215f0097.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 01:49:47 pm
<.<

this awesome? (nsfw) http://www.akashayi.net/random/1126_2007_01.jpg
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on May 15, 2009, 02:19:23 pm
So how about some tentacles to go with the naked pretty ladies? :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 15, 2009, 02:31:38 pm
um, yes?  (are you offering? :P)

(also possible you posted something and I can't see it)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on May 15, 2009, 02:42:54 pm
No, I was actually feeling lazy enough to be requesting porn instead of looking for it myself.

I actually have a pretty good collection of tentacle porn around my computer somewhere. But it might take a bit of folder digging to find it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 15, 2009, 02:44:38 pm
You know how awesome Not Anime would be?

My selection is very limited in that realm, but lessee...

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/Joseph_Linsner004.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/dnb_75.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/linsner03.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/linsner05.jpg
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Malki on May 15, 2009, 03:12:42 pm
You know how awesome Not Anime would be?
So how about some tentacles to go with the naked pretty ladies? :P

I found my tentacles folder. And I think this is a happy medium (http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/MalkishuA/__hr_Obbseam1.jpg) :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 15, 2009, 03:15:46 pm
Naked, in bed, with the Mrs... and I'm on the laptop. *lol*

Although i've got a boner after seeing all those pics above  :o :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 15, 2009, 03:27:27 pm
Got in today from some archery practice out of 100 shots I only hit 72 and at 20 yards no less. wearing a black tee and camo pants.
Is that bad? :'( sounds like you think it's bad, so I'm guessing bad?

edit: Whoa Charles!  Way to go!  Guess you won't be posting for a little while then? ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 15, 2009, 06:42:01 pm
So.

One of my friends/coworkers got arrested for child pornography yesterday.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 15, 2009, 07:03:33 pm
Well that's uhm... interesting?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 15, 2009, 07:10:13 pm
Well that's uhm... interesting?

Yeah. Sorry to chatter about it here, but I'm just a bit shocked right now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 15, 2009, 07:15:53 pm
Understandably, not exactly a kink that you share with people.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 15, 2009, 08:51:55 pm
hahahaha emp_dragon nice try ;P thanks for the loan akashayi. <3


tonight i'm wearing a blue sports bra and chef pants.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 15, 2009, 08:59:23 pm
Wow, that really sucks. Did you know that or did it come as a shock and man that must feel weird. XP
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 16, 2009, 08:24:28 am
Damn.... that's just...... screwed up!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 16, 2009, 09:13:45 am
Wow, that really sucks. Did you know that or did it come as a shock and man that must feel weird. XP

No, it came as a total shock. Worst part is he was studying to be an elementary ed teacher and works at a daycare center...which seems a lot creepier in retrospect. I mean, he was not a creepy guy at all.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 16, 2009, 09:15:40 am
It's never the creepy weird guy (or girl)
That's the scary part.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 16, 2009, 09:30:05 am
"He was quiet, but a good neighbor, always said hi ... blah blah blah"

It's pretty much how it always goes, you got to watch out for those quiet nice ones.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 16, 2009, 09:38:00 am
"He was quiet, but a good neighbor, always said hi ... blah blah blah"

It's pretty much how it always goes, you got to watch out for those quiet nice ones.

Yeah, not even. He was something of a jerk. I would have expected him to kill somebody, just not this.


Actually, what surprised me the most is that, this guy is pretty smart, and the way they traced him down was apparently a year ago he tried uploading some of this stuff to Youtube. *Facepalm*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 16, 2009, 10:24:37 am
.... What. why would anybody do that. I wanna rant at that somehow but the stupidity is killing my brain.


Anyway back to the sexy?


(I'll throw a something up when somebody isn't looking over my shoulder.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 16, 2009, 10:34:45 am
Are you talking about Rubens women? Some men do like em ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on May 16, 2009, 10:59:44 am
i'm wearing my light grey mickey mouse t-shirt with the line drawing of goofy and minnie on it and black pants, socks and shoes for work. not an orgy moment.:/
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 16, 2009, 11:00:28 am
Rubens Women! http://art-quarter.com/beck/joe/pablo/1/2/rubens58.jpg

A Reuban Sandwich!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/2732461508_0df901d113.jpg?v=0

A Sex Sandwich! http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s90/richellebeck/Threesome.jpg

Sandwiches having Sex!
http://suchsome.somesuch.org/SexSandwichCo02.jpg
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 16, 2009, 08:57:03 pm
Us guys have to put up with are scrotum tightening or loosening depending on the temperature.  For some reason, sperm production and storage is best done at a temperature slightly less than normal body temperature. So our balls hang low to keep cool, unless its cold, then they snuggle back up to us and stay warm.

But we can gain or loose an erection if we sit the wrong way and blood is restricted from flowing to or away from the groin.  Could be the same with your 'junk'. Better or worse bloodflow causing it to shift, together with your intestines moving about *shrug*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 16, 2009, 09:31:50 pm
mmmmm reuben sammmiches!

wearing a yellow sports bra and my chef pants
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 17, 2009, 03:43:56 am
@ Deathz

I never had that.... Maybe it depends on the size of your junk?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 17, 2009, 09:24:03 am
Do you know what kind of kiddie-porn it was? if it was 'just' developed teenagers below 18 or the really nasty kind?
Either way I hope he get a 'nasty' sugar-daddy in jail...

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 17, 2009, 10:07:38 am
Do you know what kind of kiddie-porn it was? if it was 'just' developed teenagers below 18 or the really nasty kind?
Either way I hope he get a 'nasty' sugar-daddy in jail...



The news article mentioned the word "prepubescent" so...yeah.
This wasn't just some guy who had the misfortune of getting sent a naked picture of a drunk 16-year-old and got arrested for it.
He managed to rack up 20 felonies for some 11 thousand pictures/videos.

His maximum sentence is up to 120 years, so I think it's safe to say I won't be seeing him again soon.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 17, 2009, 01:58:33 pm
jsut my two pennies worth.....sitting here in my combat 95's and my Avro T-shirt
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 18, 2009, 03:13:15 am
Wheeeeee absolutely wasted after a long night out drinking. Are you guys having fun?    /dancedance
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 18, 2009, 07:44:17 am
*is jealous* :( :( I want a long night out drinking!!!  *flies to LA*

edit: @CDSM:  :'(..dunno what to say to that.  That's horrible.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Delfina on May 18, 2009, 07:34:07 pm
Sooooo.. I'm wearing a nice black low cut tank top. my new studded army cap, and black pants o.O

..i'm sexy :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 18, 2009, 09:38:38 pm
I'm wearing thermal underware, black pants, work shirt and heavy spray coat with work boots.

kind of wishing I wore normal underware as well, 'cos I've got a massive boner for some reason and the thermal underware is too loose to do a very good job of hiding it  :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 18, 2009, 10:03:02 pm
wearing  bears earrings ,my irish skull t-shirt, black jeans and purple undies no bra
i really hate brasXD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 18, 2009, 10:26:31 pm
Gotta love those bra burning hippies

(http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tyra-banks-burn-bra-1318-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 18, 2009, 11:20:09 pm
I haven't been wearing bras lately, either.. .... >.>

and oh man, at least for a weird drunken post I didn't put anything too embarrassing. o.O
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 18, 2009, 11:36:18 pm
Drunken posting is the best.  We need a thread dedicated to drunken posting.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 18, 2009, 11:41:11 pm
Hah. If I wasn't still recovering from the amount I put my liver through, I'd get some vodka and get right on that. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 19, 2009, 12:00:09 am
Its my wife's birthday today. I'll hit into some beer with her, a few glasses of wine and see what I can get going.

Heck, I'll start the basic thread now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Delfina on May 19, 2009, 05:46:44 am
I've come to the conclusion that i love my boobies.. and thats that..

on a side note.. i'm working on my days off! not the same job, but odd jobs for friends and friends parents ^_^ but i'm getting paid! good tiems :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 19, 2009, 06:54:01 am
I'm wearing thermal underware, black pants, work shirt and heavy spray coat with work boots.

kind of wishing I wore normal underware as well, 'cos I've got a massive boner for some reason and the thermal underware is too loose to do a very good job of hiding it  :-\
Jeez boner king! ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 19, 2009, 07:04:38 am
Bit more info than I needed there Charles.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 19, 2009, 08:56:06 am
And yet, all those women are still wearing bras...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 19, 2009, 09:26:17 am
LOL charles!  ;D Made my day..
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 19, 2009, 10:34:52 am
And not enough info for me. I expect a full report and a detailed mathematical analysis.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 19, 2009, 10:27:08 pm
I've come to the conclusion that i love my boobies.. and thats that..
Good for you.  I find the vast majority of women seem to hate theirs.  If they have a small, cute set, they'll wish for bigger ones. If they have a big, bouncy set, they'll wish for smaller ones.  Good to hear there's someone out there who just loves hers the way they are.

@CDSM:  I did notice that afterwards.  Yet they're still holding bras and burning them  :-\
I think it was an add for underware rather than a picture to show hippies burning bras.  I'm pretty sure the message was to get into <insert store here> to get a new set and burn your old ones.

@Akayashi: Well, most of the time I was able to hide it by shifting it to the right and holding it there with the pressure of my belt against my hip.  The danger with this was if I shifted the wrong way and the pants loosened up, it could have slid across to the middle and popped out above the pants line to say hi to everyone (with luck, it would have still been underneath my shirt).  Fortunately that didn't happen but the problem I experienced was that every time it softened down to a 'semi' it would retract from the grip of my pants, but still be hard enough to swing around, front and centre, to point forward.  Fortunately, whenever that happened, it's pretty quickly go back to pointing at the ceiling and I'd be able to tuck it away again.

I didn't make the same mistake today, and a good set of briefs are holding it over to the right until I can get home and either woo the Mrs or have a long warm shower... or both together.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on May 20, 2009, 12:40:05 am
I did notice that afterwards.  Yet they're still holding bras and burning them  :-\
I think it was an add for underware rather than a picture to show hippies burning bras.  I'm pretty sure the message was to get into <insert store here> to get a new set and burn your old ones.

I see Tyra Banks, must be an add :p

I love my bra btw.. and would never burn it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 20, 2009, 06:54:27 am
hmm...mathematical analysis must still be pending...

I can't remember having any problem like that since perhaps first year of college or so...lucky bastard.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 20, 2009, 02:44:17 pm
What? your tits team up against you? How dare they?! :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 20, 2009, 02:44:52 pm
Now there's an interesting visual.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 20, 2009, 03:03:14 pm
Obligatory:

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/124010321432.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 20, 2009, 04:11:39 pm
hmm...mathematical analysis must still be pending...

I can't remember having any problem like that since perhaps first year of college or so...lucky bastard.
Doen't that mean you're the lucky bastard 'cos you'd be "getting plenty" to help you avoid the issue?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 20, 2009, 04:15:39 pm
I did find a neat new icon for you though, Charles.

(http://www.akashayi.net/random/dottoe/20080921_a.gif)

I guess having girly parts has it's advantages. ._.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 20, 2009, 04:16:06 pm
That looks... uncomfortable.


Edit: are stars flying from that persons crotch?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 20, 2009, 04:18:43 pm
Yes. Yes, they are.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 20, 2009, 04:25:32 pm
Random dude used Swift!

Forumite take 10 damage!

Forumite has Fainted.

Random dude wins!

.... Sorry about that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 20, 2009, 04:38:39 pm
No need to apologize, :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 20, 2009, 04:51:04 pm
I guess having girly parts has it's advantages. ._.

Totally missed this because of crotch swift guy.

Both packages have distinct advantages and disadvantages.


*enter some sexy picture I'm too lazy to find here*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 20, 2009, 05:27:52 pm
I'm not sure what to make of that stary picture. But I'm afraid I'll have to keep with 'Horse' for my avatar.  Horse is just too awsome (yet only Australians and Kiwis would probably realise how much so).

Meanest old puddy tat thar ever was.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 20, 2009, 05:47:23 pm
Heh, I was just joking about the part where you should change your avatar...and simply implying that you clearly have a.... magical crotch. XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 20, 2009, 07:13:32 pm
Does he then need a magical codpiece to keep it's power in check...?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 20, 2009, 07:14:33 pm
I've seen hentai like that. o_o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 20, 2009, 07:15:25 pm
I have too most likely...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 20, 2009, 07:20:25 pm
If I had a girlfriend, she would probably take care of it. But instead, I have a wife... So I put up with it  :o *joking*  ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 22, 2009, 01:23:43 pm
I've been so tired lately.
Apperantly I was asleep this morning and my boyfreind tried to initiate sex. I was unconcious and not going for it, he reports.

Even if he did wake me up I would probably have said no. I hate sex in the morning. I'm too sleepy! I wish he would learn that.  >:(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 22, 2009, 01:44:48 pm
The worst is when you're lying in bed with someone sleeping and they start initiating sex in the middle of the night, waking you up... which is ok until you realize that they're sleeping and they pass back out before anything happens leaving you awake and horny.

T-T
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 22, 2009, 01:46:21 pm
Guilty as charged Akashayi  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 22, 2009, 01:57:01 pm
The worst is when you're lying in bed with someone sleeping and they start initiating sex in the middle of the night, waking you up... which is ok until you realize that they're sleeping and they pass back out before anything happens leaving you awake and horny.

T-T

My girlfriend does almost that, but she stays awake to make up for the wakening :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 22, 2009, 02:10:04 pm
Possibly a weird question(s) but I'm Really bored...

Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven?
Do you?
Would you?
Uncomfortable yet?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 22, 2009, 02:18:50 pm
Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven? neatly trimmed/shaved
Do you? I trim
Would you?
Uncomfortable yet? a little.......the padding in this cushion has gone.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 22, 2009, 02:21:34 pm
To have their genital area shaven, you mean? or their faces? or their chests waxed while I watch and laugh a little maniacally?

It has it's pros and cons for either side. I shave my whowho on and off... it's a lot of work to keep up, but I've been preferring it that way lately.

...and my chair has seen better days, too. Ah well. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 22, 2009, 02:30:02 pm
I need a good trimmer that's specialized for the pubic region.  I've knicked myself so many times now.  Ugh.  Also, it's big and clunky and HOW CAN I MAKE AWESOME DESIGNS WHEN IT'S HARD TO MANEUVER THE TRIMMER?! [/rage]

They do make trimmers that are kinda small, I think I've seen 3/4 inch trimmer heads. Also Ha at designs :P

 Never touched a razor to my pubes, so have no idea how that would work, and to be honest I really don't want to find out.  Again with the knives.

With a good sharp razor and a Really Really steady hand.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 22, 2009, 02:43:15 pm
EDIT: I now owe you guys a picture of a clitoris dressed in a hoodie.

Hah! That would be amusing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 22, 2009, 02:43:39 pm
Like I said with my legs, it's like a bunch of little knives.  Given that the pubic hairs are thicker, I imagine that they would feel very similar to that.

Yea, kinda.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 22, 2009, 02:46:32 pm
I'm not sure whether this is because I'm half korean and my body is a little different or what, but I haven't had problems shaving down there. The first time I did it I was scared and it took hours, but now I can just swipe swipe with a normal razor. o_O
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 22, 2009, 02:48:46 pm
Hours? Seriously?

I don't think it took me more than a 10 minutes the first time I did it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 22, 2009, 02:51:22 pm
Well, maybe it didn't take hours.... probably more like 40-1:20. it felt like forever... but it was also long enough ago I can't really say. I imagine it's harder for women than it is men, just based on biology.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 22, 2009, 02:56:52 pm
I imagine it's harder for women than it is men, just based on biology.

I know this is kind of a moot point since it's really impossible to tell but...
I'd have to argue otherwise, I mean it's kind of hard to get a good surface to shave on with testicles. Hell they move around, descend and recede in the process. it's a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 22, 2009, 03:35:30 pm
Um... I'm done shaving my pubs.
Done I tells ya!
It's painful, uncomfortable and gives me unwanted erections all whenever I do it. I also agree with Pozf on this things shaped like circular bags with tons of wrinkels on them are not meant to be shaved. I heard you get used to it after a while, but why would you want to. I think aquired tastes are, for the most part, for crazy people. I'm not opposed to trimming (theoretically) but I do that only when it gets out of control.  I'm lazy and I don't really have to impress anyone.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 22, 2009, 03:41:39 pm
heard you get used to it after a while, but why would you want to.

You do. And because you sweat less in the summer. Or at least I do >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 22, 2009, 04:46:39 pm
...actually, hell, let's all just agree that trimming/shaving down there is always a pain in the ass, and if you're not completely careful, it might literally be a pain in the ass.
...Speaking of, cuts on the labia heal a hell of a lot faster than cuts around the anus.
/TMI

Agreed.

Also I can only assume it's because of the crap load more bacteria (pun totally intended).
Bad imagery btw.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 22, 2009, 09:03:36 pm
I shave my nether region with a katana.

It is quite difficult.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 22, 2009, 10:30:56 pm
Do you people prefer your partners to be shaven? Preferrably shaven labia majora otherwise no preferences.
Do you? Sometimes I trim to keep the hair from getting stuck beneath the foreskin (it hurts)
Would you? If Asked I could
Uncomfortable yet? not really.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 26, 2009, 01:11:28 am
As long as they're at least a bit trimmed, I don't care...

Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 01:20:09 am
Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.

Like a dye job gone badly?

Or just like Poof black hair?

.... On a semi-related note I dyed my hair once, it turned my hair a very dark purple (instead of black). It was kind of funny.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 26, 2009, 04:54:08 am
once my ex tried to dye her hair. she left it in too long and it turned green hehehe still laugh at that one  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 26, 2009, 05:09:37 am
Speaking of hair, my hair turned black. Fuck.

Like a dye job gone badly?

Or just like Poof black hair?

.... On a semi-related note I dyed my hair once, it turned my hair a very dark purple (instead of black). It was kind of funny.

Oh yes. I left the dye in a little too long... It was supposed to go brown. Now it's really really dark brown. Looks black.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 26, 2009, 10:25:58 am
Re shaving: I'm in the don't care category, though I have to say I do like it when a girl is shaven.  (esp. half-Korean girls <.<  ;D) But then you have the potential of stubble which can be not as cool.  I've only encountered it once anyway.  I'm glad my wife doesn't, and I don't think I ever will (never have).

Re positions: I don't know the names.  We need a quick guide to reference so we can easily say "#3b with a half-twist" or something.  For discussion purposes, you know...

But I'd have to say multiple per session is good.  One can be fine too though - if it's all good, it's all good.  Doesn't matter which.



Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 26, 2009, 12:33:49 pm
I like it on top. And on the bottom. Don't really like it on my side, too akward. Standing up is okay. Sorta. That's all I've really tried.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 01:15:15 pm
Re positions: I don't know the names.  We need a quick guide to reference so we can easily say "#3b with a half-twist" or something.  For discussion purposes, you know...

Well get a kama sutra (that's it right?) and start a numbering.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 26, 2009, 01:56:27 pm
Ok yeah...now that Ronin got me started I'm good to go: ;D

I like on top missionary quite a bit...it's probably my favorite/most standard.  However girl on top is incredible and I can last almost infinitely in that position.  Apart from that anything from the back or side is pretty fantastic but tends to make me not last as long, and there's something less than ideal about finishing while not facing the person...it's fine though from time to time and depending on the mood.  From behind feels less loving to me, but I love to grab the butt and/or and act like a porn star (put one hand on my hip or behind my back, smack the butt, watch them bite a pillow or put my fingers in her mouth, etc etc etc)

69 is so cathartic to me.  I tend to lose myself in it.  It's great.  I don't know what it is...just the sensation from both ends I guess.  69 is incredible.

never done anything more adventurous.  Did standing up once or twice but didn't really like it.  Have to try again someday, now that my wife and i are pretty comfortable with each other.  I think it would go better.

Anal is great but it makes me feel really shy and guilty somehow...I've only had the guts to do it once.  I think I could do it again, but it's just...I dunno I've experimented with it so I know somewhat how it feels, and it's such an extreme sensation.  I don't know how to describe it but it feels just dirty somehow.  I know a lot of people would consider that a good thing, but I always just feel kind of dirty sharing that with someone else.  I don't even share it with myself these days.

If I could have a whole weekend without the kids around though, I would definitely give it another go >: D.  As long as we got to have a more "wholesome" session afterwards.

A straight up orgasm together without anal is just such a nicer, more wholesome and more "together" feeling, even though an orgasm with anal can be really intense.

Guess it's my puritan upbringing ::)

and y'all?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 26, 2009, 02:18:15 pm
#3b with a half-twist is awesome, Umber. One of my favorites, too. :D

I have some favorite positions (for heterosexual sex with a single partner), but it's best to have hot passionate sex switching between several positions. I find that I like to experiment with new ways of doing things quite a bit, which doesn't always work out. There's so much great variety it's hard to just say 'on top'.

Ack, Umber ninja'd. Now I'm going to have to go into more detail if I can too. :P

Have you only had your wife as a sexual partner, Umber?

As far as Anal goes, I'm open, but not really a fan of things in my butt. Girls have much more fun things to play with but sticking things in guy's butts? Enjoyable as all hell (with guys who enjoy it).

Intercourse standing up has always been a fairly difficult situation, I wish I could just lift up my partners and slam them back against a wall with their legs wrapped around me. Maybe some day in the future. Sex while one person is standing and the other is sitting on the edge of a chair or bed can work out really well too.

Not as big a fan of 69, even though I love giving and receiving oral sex. Not sure why.

But yeah. Variety is good.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 26, 2009, 03:30:22 pm
sorry to make you go into detail Akasha...well no not really (http://www.freeemoticons.us/smilies/evilgrin0008.gif)

nah there have been a few others :P but I haven't been close to this level of comfort and just not-caringness with anyone else.  And we still have a long way to go, which is good.

Yes standing up is incredible if one person is on something (a surface, not ecstasy :P).  Forgot about that...

I've heard several times that anal has the potential to be more exciting to guys than gals.  I believe our G-spot is more accessible from there.

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 03:43:38 pm
Anal in guys generally means a prostate massage which is considered our "G-Spot".

Does not mean that it's gonna be pleasurable though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 26, 2009, 04:37:30 pm
The prostate is quite easy to access which can cause you to orgasm from that stimulation alone. But like anything else, you do what feels comfortable to you.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 26, 2009, 05:25:41 pm
I like it sitting in a chair in front of a computer.




...what?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 06:40:26 pm
Sex while gaming? Sounds fun?

And I know that's not what you meant.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 26, 2009, 06:41:52 pm
I had sex while playing morrowind.

Just once. >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 06:47:50 pm
"Dammit can you stop for one second I'm about to die!"

*snicker* Funny image
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 07:02:07 pm
Yes, yes it is.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 26, 2009, 07:25:48 pm
Sex while gaming? Sounds fun?

And I know that's not what you meant.

Are you sure that's what I meant? Obviously you don't play the same kind of games as I do.  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 07:27:57 pm
Well I thought I was sure. Not anymore though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 26, 2009, 07:33:08 pm
Well I thought I was sure. Not anymore though.

You never can be around me.

I still might be a girl after all.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 08:36:08 pm
Never played Morrowind. I need to go steal that from my cousin

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 08:42:39 pm
BUT REMEMBER TO SAVE OFTEN.

Words to live by. In fact I should immortalize them.
BRING ME GOLD, AND BLACKSMITHS TOOLS!

I need to make some teeth bling.  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 26, 2009, 09:05:03 pm
wearing light pink tweety pj shorts and a red coca-cola tshirt
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 26, 2009, 11:33:04 pm
I think I may have to play again at this rate. :P

I have the pc version here, but I was playing the xbox version at the time I had sex. Saving often is good advice for all of life.

Oh, and use condoms.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 26, 2009, 11:44:10 pm
As long as I don't have to deal with the level up system in Oblivion.  Ever. Not sure how that's relevant, just felt like saying it.
 
Actually it is relevant. That's something to live by too. Don't ever use that level up system again or I will turn your kneecaps into dust. *shakes fist*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on May 27, 2009, 12:29:06 am
wearing a sweaty grey T-shirt and tracksuit bottoms just cycled home from work to get my self back into trim again.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 27, 2009, 07:13:34 am
I had sex while playing morrowind.

Just once. >.>
that's funny and awesome.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 28, 2009, 11:25:41 am
I've only ever masturbated over video game characters.  :-[
Does that count?  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 12:03:10 pm
I masturbated (not the first time I played through) to Meryl and Akiba near the end of MGS4.

Maybe I've said too much.
(http://akashayi.net/random/dottoe/mini_d_snake.png)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 28, 2009, 12:11:44 pm
(http://www.thaimokit.com/photo/ResinModel/Chun-Li_2.jpg)

sorry, that's all I got.  Not very original I know :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 12:20:07 pm
You did Not look hard if that's all you found for Chun-Li.

... Her thighs look bigger than her bust ... Definitely bigger than her waist. Haven't played a Street Fighter game in ages, is that the proper proportion?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 12:23:45 pm
Yeah, most chun li hentai really accentuates the thigh muscles. let's see if I can't upload some for the purposes of science. >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 12:25:42 pm
I don't think the picture Umber posted was drawn. It looks very plastic. But I have noticed what that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 12:28:13 pm
well, I don't think anyone is going to mistake a model of chun li for a drawing... I'm just saying the thighs are usually accentuated. so nyeh, I stick my tongue out at you. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 12:36:30 pm
Apparently Chun-Li is one of those characters that is almost completely a kink character. That is to say nothing "normal" it's all rape, or futanari, or something along those lines.

But I have noticed what that.

Did I really write that? because there was suppose to be more of those word thingies in there. I need to stop posting right when I awaken.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 12:40:32 pm
Do as I do and inhibit your adenosine receptors. Do it!

And yeah, lots of specifically fighting game girls end up as kink characters. So much futa....so much.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 12:47:07 pm
I would if I could.

Yea but especially Chun-Li and Mai Shiranui.

Edit: Here is Mai if you don't know who I'm talking about

(http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/King_Of_Fighters/Mai_Shiranui/mai_shiranui_KOF_fan_out_01.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 28, 2009, 12:55:04 pm
It wasn't that that was all I could find.  That's the only video game character I've fapped to. :-[ :-[ :D

And it was all about the huge thighs.

That pic looks just right for the legs, except the boobs look a bit too big imo.

From game maybe?
(http://media.strategywiki.org/images/3/3d/SF3_Chun-Li.gif)

this one seems like it might be a bit exaggerated.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/Zero_Nitemare/Chun_li_lifting_huge_Container_by_R.png)

edit: don't know who the other character is but they look happy don't they?
(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/303/8/1/Commission__Shermie___Chun_Li_by_HentaiNeko.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 12:58:57 pm
(http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/gamegirl/Images/Street_Fighter/Chun-Li/ChunLi_SFIV_14.jpg)

Non-pixilated picture from a game >.>;

I guess she really did have freaking huge thighs
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 28, 2009, 12:59:50 pm
is she kicking the crap out of schoolchildren who are hanging out under an overpass?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 01:01:15 pm
No it's just the angle. I can only assume there is somebody out of shot shes directing her rage at. And by rage I mean foot.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 28, 2009, 01:02:03 pm
Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Vollyball
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/249659712_1d03d249d6.jpg
http://www.ntsc-uk.com/reviews/xbo/DeadOrAliveVolleyball/06.jpg
http://ui02.gamespot.com/1793/tinax2_2.jpg
 :P

Cammy's Ass
http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Features/2008/Street%20Fighter%20Retrospectives/Cammy/Screens/Street_Fighter_Cammy_White-5--article_image.jpg
http://www.freakygaming.com/gallery/game_art/street_fighter/sexy_cammy.jpg
http://www.cammyfan.com/Cammy/comic1/pics/cam-comic5.gif
http://simoncpage.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cammy1-310x310.jpg
http://www.cameron-stewart.com/images/Cammy.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3329/110076-86508-cammy_large.jpg


Just about every female character in Soul Calibur

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics5/soul-calibur-4-ivy-bits1.jpg
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/taki-in-soul-calibur-4.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/cafecafe/SoulCaliburIV.jpg
http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/gamegirl/Images/Soul_Calibur/SoulCalibur2_portrait.jpg

Espeshallly TALIM!
http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/271/3/d/Talim___Action_Stance_by_ryosama.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/224/e/9/Ivy___Talim__Soul_Calibur_II__by_seraphim_cry.jpg
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3522/talim01axx2.jpg

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 01:06:22 pm
When I was a kid, I thought Mai was awesome (and liked terry bogard a lot) and ran around with fans kicking ass and taking names.

I guess that explains a lot.

edit: Taki and Ibuki are still on my list of characters I need to cosplay
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 01:08:32 pm
I've never actually played a King of Fighters game. Nor have I played the other game she was from (Fatal Fury?). I have played as her though in some Capcom Vs SNK. Dunno which number.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 28, 2009, 01:09:16 pm
haha@Akasha

Maybe Ronin will like NSFW with best part blurred out (SFW in Japan?) (also apparently is a drawing of a 15 yr old)

edit: yeah sorry, that used to be a link but I guess it was CP.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 01:11:40 pm
*Cough Talim 15 Cough*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 01:14:42 pm
Back then, it was fatal fury. And I watched all the fatal fury anime movies. o_o Wasn't masturbating back then though. Hahaha.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 28, 2009, 01:18:08 pm
What Talim's 15?

party pooper  :-\

oh well I'll go edit my other post.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 01:21:15 pm
Speaking of which, a manga collector (with thousands of copies of just about everything in manga.) is facing 15 years in prison because some show pictures of children having sex (surprise.)
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 28, 2009, 01:22:25 pm
wearing nothing but my underwear.
hrmmm....sex or masturbation to videogames? never really thought about that before......but then i'm not big on playing video games really.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 01:40:38 pm
Not to video games directly (unless you Akasha apparently), just the characters :P

edit: Taki and Ibuki are still on my list of characters I need to cosplay

I think I speak for everybody else when I say P.I.C.T.U.R.E.S. When you do it that is.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on May 28, 2009, 01:42:43 pm
that is horrible (15 years for that dude...)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 01:45:24 pm
At a maximum. I somehow think he is gonna get some leniency because the stuff was just kind of in there, he didn't specifically target getting those kinds of manga. And other things said in the article I'm just to damn lazy to paraphrase.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on May 28, 2009, 01:51:31 pm
I think I speak for everybody else when I say P.I.C.T.U.R.E.S. When you do it that is.

Sure, when it happens. Just for you guys :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 01:59:07 pm
Comic con is coming up you should go and do some Cosplayin *poke poke, prod prod* >.>;

Shame it's all the way over there I wish I could go and get some free KoL stuff (maybe).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 29, 2009, 12:48:44 pm
*Cough Talim 15 Cough*

Yeah. I got a little carried away.  :-[

After a while I forgot I was looking up images of spank bank video game girls and just wanted to post something about my favorite character from soul calibur 2  :P. To me she is the awsomist, but not the hottest. Taki is the hottest. Talim is sorta hot, in a jailbaitish way, but I haven't wanked to her  :-\. I'd feel too akward. Mostly I just like her fighting style with the tonfas and the way she is all "Innocent and Determed." Cute, but not really that sexy IMO  :-\.

I'd wank to the philapino girl who's cosplaying her all day though  :P.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 29, 2009, 02:02:39 pm
I've always been partial to Xianghua, possibly because she's the only one I can ever seem to win with...her and link.

Xianghua is Waaaay to cheap in SC2, more balanced in 3. I got pretty good with 5 characters in 3 for a while (Taki, Siegfried, Astaroth, Cervantes, Lizardman.) but I stopped playing and have become really rusty, I can still hold my own with Taki though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 29, 2009, 03:27:53 pm
Yea that is a big problem with the game, it's a masher. But somebody who is truly good at the game will beat a button masher. I always played against the CPU.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 29, 2009, 04:44:58 pm
You can say it's a "button masher" or you can say that "the controls are really intuitive". I prefer to see it the latter way. I like the fact that if you move the controls up and to the right and press x, the character moves her body in a way that reflects the movement of the command. In street fighter every special move is a quarter circle, no matter how the character's body moves. It makes the learning curve easier and more organic, where you can skip the whole "how do I move my thumbs" thing and go directly to "what moves are the best strategy". 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 29, 2009, 04:51:35 pm
"the controls are really intuitive".

That would insinuate that they are easy to learn and can replicate. Button mashing means hitting random buttons without knowing what the hell is going on, and doing well. Generally those people can't replicate their combos.

Rationalize all you want, but Soul Calibur is definitely a button masher. Granted if you try to learn the controls they are fairly intuitive (at least they were to me, after about 10 minutes in practice mode).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 29, 2009, 09:04:07 pm
(I am not bitter about losing miserably on Guitar Hero.  Not. At. All.  I play TEH REALZ GUITAR and thusly am cooler than people playing an oversized plastic joystick piece of shit.  NOT BITTER.)

It does make you that much cooler, musicians are awesome.

But I can do both so I'm better  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 29, 2009, 10:59:08 pm
Don't I play more instruments than you in general?  :B

Crap yea you do, I only play guitar (kind of >.> ) and Drums.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on May 30, 2009, 09:21:45 am
I'm currently wearing absolutely nothing and thinking of getting dressed... ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 30, 2009, 10:52:12 am
*Cough Talim 15 Cough*

Hey, Soul Cal takes place in the middle ages. Back then nothing would be wrong with it!

Speaking of which, a manga collector (with thousands of copies of just about everything in manga.) is facing 15 years in prison because some show pictures of children having sex (surprise.)
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/manga-collector-face.html)

Yeah, that sucks. Especially since the crux of this isn't about kiddie porn (which there is none of) but rather artistic depictions thereof.

The key is: "lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value."

Who the fuck decides that? This has VERY serious consequences for art, now that they can arbitrate however they feel about what constitutes "art" and "literature".
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 30, 2009, 12:12:25 pm
"the controls are really intuitive".

That would insinuate that they are easy to learn and can replicate. Button mashing means hitting random buttons without knowing what the hell is going on, and doing well. Generally those people can't replicate their combos.

Rationalize all you want, but Soul Calibur is definitely a button masher. Granted if you try to learn the controls they are fairly intuitive (at least they were to me, after about 10 minutes in practice mode).

I can replicate my combos.
My hands know how to do just about every move Talim can make.
But if you ask me the thum movements to do so, I couldn't tell you a single one.
Just sayin'.
EDIT: @ CDSM: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. These laws are getting out of control. Fucking sexless crusty old men who can't get erections and lesbians with vaginas as dry as the Movhave Desert dictating morality for the rest of us. I AM FUCKING RANKELED.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on May 30, 2009, 03:59:16 pm
There is a rather large debate on whether drawn pornography is art.

And holy hell is it confusing.

And something we shouldn't get into here.

how is drawn pornagraphy not an art form? don't you draw nude posers when taking basic art classes? it's not all about the fruit bowls.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 30, 2009, 04:23:14 pm

how is drawn pornagraphy not an art form? don't you draw nude posers when taking basic art classes? it's not all about the fruit bowls.

It's at least as much artistic as photography, if not more so.

Of course, some people would argue that photographs aren't either.

I suppose people might say "it's not art because it's just appealing to people's sexuality!", to which I would answer, "As opposed to appealing for what?"

But as Deatzh said, that's really not a discussion for here.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 30, 2009, 04:41:11 pm
Well, it might still show artistic tallent depending on how well its drawn, etc.  I still believe you can draw someone in the throws of sexual ecstacy or love making with artistic value, although I'd agree that some "animu" drawing as Deatzh described above, is evidently not designed to be of, what the majority might regard as, artistic value.  I think something with artistic value has to be beautiful.  Not in so much of a literal sense but in a sense that there is a certain harmony to the image rather than a bunch of baloon breasts, semen and tentacles thrown together.  I guess you'd call it sensual or erotic as opposed to pornographic.  Again, its all a grey and highly subjective area.

In my opinion, images such as these might have artistic value, despite their "full frontal" nature:
http://www.sexoteric.com/pic/nl/artpic/18/4257/287U7660FinalPT1-40web.jpg
http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY%20of%20Art/New%20Folder/Untitled-9-Jack%20Flesher.jpg
http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY%20of%20Art/New%20Folder/New%20Folder/zichy_mihaly3.jpg
http://www.all-art.org/er_in_art/images/images/avril10.jpg

"In art, morality cannot exist. Art is always sacred." -August Rodin


***********
On the Manga Porn charges:  I recall opening a topic in the debate forum about this stuff and in the end I think we concluded it was simply a waste of time for enforcement agencies to persue these cases.  Certainly, drawings of nude, underage cartoon characters might constitute as evidence against a perpetrator of a real pedophile crime, showing the accused's nature as one who prefers underage people, but I don't believe it should hold as a crime it's self.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 30, 2009, 05:34:44 pm
Edited above *shrug*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on May 30, 2009, 06:20:50 pm
how is drawn pornagraphy not an art form?
It's debatable, we're not debating it, I wasn't saying anything against it, THANKS.

Quote from: Smiles
don't you draw nude posers when taking basic art classes?
Do not equate nudity with pornography.


Art is subjective.  While you may consider pornography a legitimate form of art, some people do not.

THE FOLLOWING IS AN OPINION OF WHICH I FEEL STRONGLY.
Frankly, I can't ever look at some picture of a semen covered gigantic balloon breasted tentacle raped animu chick and go, BY GOD THAT IS FULL OF ARTISTIC VALUE, because it's just not.  Art? Yes.  Artistic value? Absolutely fucking not.
THE ABOVE WAS AN OPINION ON WHICH I FELT STRONGLY.

And if you argue with my opinion, which I stated was an opinion, you're just being ridiculous.

lol ...no seriously hear hear.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 30, 2009, 09:21:41 pm

Art is subjective.  While you may consider pornography a legitimate form of art, some people do not.

THE FOLLOWING IS AN OPINION OF WHICH I FEEL STRONGLY.
Frankly, I can't ever look at some picture of a semen covered gigantic balloon breasted tentacle raped animu chick and go, BY GOD THAT IS FULL OF ARTISTIC VALUE, because it's just not.  Art? Yes.  Artistic value? Absolutely fucking not.
THE ABOVE WAS AN OPINION ON WHICH I FELT STRONGLY.

And if you argue with my opinion, which I stated was an opinion, you're just being ridiculous.

As much as I want to say "one's man trash is another man's treasure"...

Well, I never got anywhere respecting the tastes of people who like trash, and therefore must agree with you wholeheartedly.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 31, 2009, 04:28:10 am
The people that draw said balloon-breasted, semen-covered, tentackle raped anime women certainly have talent, but I wouldn't call it art. I would call it pornography.

Quote from: wikipedia
Art is the process or product of deliberately arranging elements in a way that appeals to the senses or emotions. It encompasses a diverse range of human activities, creations, and modes of expression, including music and literature. The meaning of art is explored in a branch of philosophy known as Aesthetics.

Some would of course argue that "senses and emotions" include OMGIMSOFUCKINGHORNYOMGFAPFAP.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on May 31, 2009, 01:19:33 pm
Only when were looking at your photgraphs, Razzly.   ;)  :P

Seriously, this is about drawings of naked preteens.
It's not about art!
I mean I could try to argue that it is, but then I would have to as it would require a straight face that would be too hard to pull off.  ::)

But who cares!

It's like, there are pedophiles out there! There always have been! There always will be, unfortunently.
The thing is, the law should be about protecting actual children. Not imaginary ones.
If one actual child is saved becuase this is a safe outlet for their pedophilia, then it needs to be kept around.
All this will do is some pedobear will be all, "Shit! This shit is illegal now!"
"Guess I have to go back to raping and murdering real little girls!"



:(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on May 31, 2009, 03:47:01 pm
If one actual child is saved becuase this is a safe outlet for their pedophilia, then it needs to be kept around.

That's a really interesting thing for you to say, since a lot of people say the opposite. If just one child is saved because we BANNED this stuff.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on May 31, 2009, 04:12:28 pm
I agree with Ronin, actually.

As terrible as pedophilia is, it is just like any sexuality, and the people can't help it. However, if they can get their hands on drawn child-porn they might be able to use that to satisfy themselves and keep themselves in check. I doubt pedophiles are throughout evil or rotten...

Real sexual photographs of children are sick, though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on May 31, 2009, 09:55:06 pm
If it's drawings depicting ACTUAL pre-teen/prepubescant children in sexual situations, I'd say it's something to worry about for the law as there's a level of exploitation involved.

But for purely fictional characters, despite how grotesque we all might find it, I see little gain and a lot of wasted time in having authorities chase such minor things.  I'd much rather hear about police reviewing cold cases of raped children any day than chasing some bloke who's drawn Bart Simpson 'doing' Dora the Explorer.

Not sure what the heck to make of the argument on how pedophiles are much less likely to offend if they can get their rocks off on fictional kiddy porn.  It covers a whole range of stuff with video game violence and other areas either encouraging or discouraging all kinds of stuff.  Others argue that it only helps them become more comfortable with their warped thinking and then they become dissatisfied and seek the real thing.  Personally, I believe neither is the case and that while a person with sexual preferences towards prepubescent children is the most likely to own such material, it won't encourage or discourage them to commit offenses against them.  If we believe it gives them an outlet, then we encourage it's production, if we believe it causes them to offend, then we give them a court defence: "<such and such's> drawings made me do it!"

What of nude but non-sexual photographs/drawings of children as an art?  I know these pictures caused a stir-up in Australia only a year ago:

http://www.artistquirk.com/curiouser-and-curiouser/
(http://www.artistquirk.com/images/papapetrous-olympia-as-lewis-carrolls-beatrice-hat.jpg)

note: I think it's safe to post it up, but if someone's offended/worried, PM me and I'll replace it with a click-link only *shrug*.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on May 31, 2009, 10:14:00 pm
"Prohibits drawings, sculptures, and pictures of such drawings and sculptures depicting minors in actions or situations that meet the Miller test of being obscene, OR are engaged in sex acts that are deemed to meet the same obscene condition. The law does not explicitly state that images of fictional beings who appear to be under 18 engaged in sexual acts that are not deemed to be obscene are rendered illegal in and of their own condition (illustration of sex of fictional minors)."1

"* Whether the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest,
* Whether the work depicts/describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct or excretory functions[2] specifically defined by applicable state law,
* Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value. (This is also known as the (S)LAPS test- [Serious] Literary, Artistic, Political, Scientific.)" 2


1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PROTECT_Act_of_2003
2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_test

From what I was just reading it seems legal. Even if the picture itself is kinda creepy.

And to your question of encourage or discourage by things, I find it's completely personality dependent. Because there most likely are pedophiles that suppress their urge through masturbation by looking at child porn. And there are others who makes the urge worse. You only hear about the latter because the former are able to keep it a secret.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Hans on June 01, 2009, 02:47:35 am
I can't agree with the argument, that pictures of naked children would increase the sexual desire aboutthem. When I would want to see naked children I'd just wait for a sunny weekend day and go to the lake, about 1km from here. Nobody bothers about children bathing naked in public.
And there is nothing like a increased pedophile rate or something like that around here.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 01, 2009, 11:22:40 am
Here is some thing that will give you all nightmares..............................I'm wearing shorts for the first time this year  :o :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 12:28:11 pm
Man guys, all this continued talk about pedophiles is so unsexy.

I'm wearing cargo pants, odd. It's actually cloudy here today. :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 01, 2009, 12:34:16 pm
Yes! Please provide questionably aged teen lesbian cartoons for us to fap to!  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 01:12:49 pm
I think I can handle all of that, just for you guys. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 01, 2009, 01:14:22 pm
Oh my, that's another 7 posts without any kind of nudity. I somehow think that is impossible for this group.

Err 6, didn't count my post.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 01:26:23 pm
I stripped naked....

...last night :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 01, 2009, 01:28:48 pm
Did it preciede you getting oh so nasty with someone? DO TELL!  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 01, 2009, 02:17:40 pm
Do you want photos of body parts Pozf?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 02:21:05 pm
I dunno, I already pasted porn of my naked hand in the ring size thread.

And no, nothing nasty with anyone last night. Sadly. :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 01, 2009, 02:22:23 pm
Aye I suppose no one wants to see a hairy knee in here...would put everyone off thier breakfasts
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 02:26:35 pm
Aye..

...my knees aren't hairy though. :P
http://www.flickr.com/photos/akashayi/3004496365/
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 01, 2009, 02:32:22 pm
Do you want photos of body parts Pozf?

Wait, what?

Also new page.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 09:36:32 pm
I forgot I had naked pictures of me in a public place, again. >.<
http://www.flickr.com/photos/akashayi/68945766/

Does that count?

I'm still fully dressed here at home right now, but I'll see if I can't upload some hot porn later for you guys. This thread is in some serious need of sexy.

So quick, strip off all your clothes! (http://akashayi.net/random/icon_whip.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 01, 2009, 09:45:17 pm
Can't it might make my brother somewhat uncomfortable.

And it does technically count.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 01, 2009, 10:15:51 pm
I forgot I had naked pictures of me in a public place, again. >.<
http://www.flickr.com/photos/akashayi/68945766/

Does that count?

I'm still fully dressed here at home right now, but I'll see if I can't upload some hot porn later for you guys. This thread is in some serious need of sexy.

So quick, strip off all your clothes! (http://akashayi.net/random/icon_whip.gif)
I have no Idea what to make of that pic.  I can see your hand but is it against your stomach or what?

I'll make you a deal.  Whatever you reveal of your body in photos I'll reveal.  Although I don't think I'll be nearly as appealing to either sex as yourself. *lol*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 10:25:03 pm
I accept your challenge!

I purposely tried to obfuscate what's going on in that picture. For, uh....art. The angle is very tricky. I'll let you in on a bit of it... you're seeing part of my thigh, too.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 01, 2009, 11:30:32 pm
Yeah, thought that might be it. so you're naked, probably sitting upright, taking a photo down your body with your left breast out of focus and some toy or something held in your hand to cover any remaining evidence of the groin.

I guess I'd better take a photo tonight to match.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2009, 11:40:20 pm
Excellent! Do it :D

Now, to work out another escheresque way of getting you to reveal more. I might actually have to bust out my real camera, instead of using my cell. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 02, 2009, 03:05:59 am
Another hot day here so back in my shorts and "Chicken Wings" T-shirt.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Churba on June 02, 2009, 04:09:57 am
This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most - but I had to post to note this -
take this as a lesson: don't leave the motherland, not even for a woman.

Because That's exactly what I did, for someone I met - through these forums. Fully intended to marry her, too, but it went...badly. To say the least.

Will post an extra sexy post to make up for this downer later, though. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Trombonefellow on June 02, 2009, 04:29:29 am
I'm wearing my work clothes...>:
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 02, 2009, 10:56:03 am
well on the point that i have to go to work in like 10 mins I'm wearing a cougars baseball team t-shirt and black pants and black socks.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 02, 2009, 12:17:42 pm
This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most -

It'll pick itself up eventually, it's kind of at a low point it seems.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: UmberIsSexy on June 02, 2009, 02:36:02 pm
This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most - but I had to post to note this -
take this as a lesson: don't leave the motherland, not even for a woman.

Because That's exactly what I did, for someone I met - through these forums. Fully intended to marry her, too, but it went...badly. To say the least.

Will post an extra sexy post to make up for this downer later, though. Sorry.
OK yeah you're gonna have to do that.  However, we need to dwell on this for a minute.  When you say "these forums", do you mean the Flipside forums?

And any further details would be greatly appreciated. :D

Welcome back, btw, forgive me for not saying so before, I didn't know who you were or if you were someone I should know.  I'm sort of new here, given the entire timeline and history of Flipside forums, and I'm pretty sure I didn't even see the "first incarnation".

And yeah, this forum seems to have extremely good taste currently.  I think we need to work on that a bit >: )

Are you back in the motherland now, or stranded in a foreign land???

:)

edit: anyway, make yourself at home and feel free to trash the place ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 02, 2009, 03:29:59 pm
This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most -

Of course it's tame. There's so many people with whips in here how could it not be?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 02, 2009, 08:14:19 pm
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/69/l_443672fbaa1a49cca400308eb89872a2.jpg

There. Photo uploaded.

I should note here that this photo was taken in a bit of a hurry this morning while getting ready for work and while I do have a pale complexion, my legs are not NEARLY as pale as that photo makes them out to be.  Looks like the blasted thing compensated for the dark room and lightened it all up.  I was using a Nikon D40

Excellent! Do it :D

Now, to work out another escheresque way of getting you to reveal more. I might actually have to bust out my real camera, instead of using my cell. :P

Your best bet is probably the crotch.  Its the only area that I might have more trouble than you in photographing so it doesn't reveal anything.  Bums are probably equal and the chest presents much more of a hazard for you than me.

Otherwise the next area would be to photograph yourself doing something thats somehow more humiliating or funny to see me doing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 02, 2009, 08:46:44 pm
Oh wow, you did a pretty good job copying. (if blurry) And, ok, I get it that you want to see my crotch. You could have just said so ./tease ;P

My camera charger is missing so I'll probably be stuck with my cell... Now, where did I put that electrical tape...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 02, 2009, 08:58:17 pm
Yeah, sorry about the blurry state. Like I said, I was in a rush and I just took 5-7 quick shots and picked that one as the best.  Maybe I'll do a better job of it at some point and repost it.

Electrical tape? *thinks* Oh no!   :o :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Churba on June 02, 2009, 11:28:13 pm
OK yeah you're gonna have to do that.  However, we need to dwell on this for a minute.  When you say "these forums", do you mean the Flipside forums?
Yes. The One line version - SalubiVires and I got together, she came to Australia from Wngland and we lived together for 9-10 months, Planned to get married, Then I followed her Back to england, I made a mistake in regards to her university(But not what you're thinking) and things went downhill pretty much as soon as I arrived.

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And any further details would be greatly appreciated. :D
I won't post the rest in this thread, but I'll be making a Truth hurts thread directly after I finish this post, and you can ask for whatever you want there. It's a rough story.
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Welcome back, btw, forgive me for not saying so before, I didn't know who you were or if you were someone I should know.  I'm sort of new here, given the entire timeline and history of Flipside forums, and I'm pretty sure I didn't even see the "first incarnation".
I came to the flipside forums way back, around chapter 4 or 5. After a slow decline in visits, I stopped hanging here right about the time Salubi moved in with me.
Came back because I was catching up on the comic, remembered the forums, and Found that my old username didn't work, so I went and re-joined, decided to start posting again as a spur of the moment decision.

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Are you back in the motherland now, or stranded in a foreign land???
Struggling to say in England, right now - it's actualy better for me generally to be here than at home right now, and I like Leeds. It's a good town, missing a few of the comforts of home, but all in all, pretty good. Better than London, I'll tell you that for free - I don't like London, and lately, I've only got reason to hate it more.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 02, 2009, 11:42:50 pm
A quick stomach shot sounds like a good idea, better to wait before bringing out the BIG GUNS.

I took a stomach shot with my camera just in time to find out that my server will be nonfunctional for maybe a week. ._.

I don't feel sexy anymore, just sad. ._.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 03, 2009, 12:08:28 am
The "BIG GUNS"? I think I may be frightened.

Aren't there other ways to host your picture?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 03, 2009, 12:21:47 am
There's her Flickr account.  But she's feeling sad rather than sexy :(

Wishing you feel sexy again soon Akashayi!  Hey, they should replace all those "Get Well Soon" Cards with "Get Sexy Soon"

Tummy sounds good. I'll see if I cat get one tonight.  Maybe even include my Smurefett Underware in it  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 03, 2009, 12:26:19 am
there's always falling back on a service like photobucket, but I don't think you can host mature images :|

oh, well, fuck it. I wanna keep this game going, guys. Go ahead and strip some more ^^

This is just a quickie with my crappy cell phone camera anyway. (gotta wash that mirror.)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashistomach.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 03, 2009, 12:27:23 am
ok will take a pic of my "Temple" of a body and put you all to shame  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 03, 2009, 12:31:52 am
there's always falling back on a service like photobucket, but I don't think you can host mature images :|

Yeah, You're out of luck for posting them on photobucket, however, you can use imageshack if they're not too bad, and if they're too bad for that, there are various services that are very similar to imageshack but for porn, that will allow you to host them.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 03, 2009, 12:44:26 am
I just made an imageshack account, so we'll see ;P

and Smurfette underwear? Really? You have to. Absolutely have to.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 03, 2009, 12:58:41 am
they should replace all those "Get Well Soon" Cards with "Get Sexy Soon"

Such cards could easily result in bodily harm to the sender...

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on June 03, 2009, 08:01:58 am
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

 ;)

...


..



*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 03, 2009, 09:14:58 am
I was going to take a picture, but alas, I cannot find my camera.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 03, 2009, 09:52:31 am
Stop having such a hot and flat stomach, Akasha.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)"
Post by: Smiles on June 03, 2009, 11:10:47 am
This thread is pretty tame so far - Forgive me, I'm a regular at Ghastly's Ghastly comic Forum, so I'm a little more jaded than most -

Of course it's tame. There's so many people with whips in here how could it not be?

wait who else has a whip? ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 03, 2009, 11:37:15 am
You have such nice pale skin, Deatzh. :)

Razzly, you're still the forum's number one cute panda.

And Umber, pay up with your stomach too.


^__^ God, the rainy weather has me in a great mood.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 03, 2009, 01:07:21 pm
wait who else has a whip? ;D

I don't but I know how to crack one. They look fucking cool when it's misty out.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on June 03, 2009, 01:22:18 pm
Razzly, you're still the forum's number one cute panda.
so true...

And Umber, pay up with your stomach too.

Yeah sure, no prob, but I'm kind of fat right now.  I've been stressed out/up late due to moving, and Ben & Jerry's has been on sale <.<;

...

*aaaafap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap....*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 03, 2009, 04:15:49 pm
I'm too lazy to crop this so you get my entire upper Torso (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/DSCF0302.jpg?t=1244070788) <--- link
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 03, 2009, 05:10:34 pm
I'm kind of wishing I sucked in my gut but here we go people. Prepare to rip your eyes out at that which is Charles.

(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/chartum.jpg)

HAHA! too late to look away now. It's burned into your retina together with smurfett!  If you're looking for bulge, forget it as I tucked the purple headed warrior down under to get the image on the budgie smugglers flat and clear.  Although to really make you retch, I think thats one of my testicles pushed to the side, sitting next to the Lucky Smurf's right foot.

Actually, you've all seen my stomach thanks to the "shave for a cure" photos I posted of me getting waxed.  Try to imagine the pain I went through getting all that waxed... Which reminds me, I think I promised to upload a video of that event.  Sorry, I've simply been lazy not shy.  Although looking at the photo above, maybe I need to get another wax job anyway.

What do you think girls? do you like your hairy teddy bears or would you prefer a shaven/waxed frog prince?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: orochiko on June 03, 2009, 05:48:04 pm
I'm wearing a black laced g string with a purple bow in front, and some ripped up jeans. I'm also wearing a black string bikini top and a stripped shirt on top of that.

<3<3<3

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 03, 2009, 08:04:44 pm
I wonder if I could manage to shove the entire camera inside my mouth and take a picture...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 03, 2009, 08:07:30 pm
@Deatzh: Looks fine to me. Maybe some slight love handles but not enough that I'd think you're unhealthy or unattractive.

Yup, I'd call that a cute widdle tummy  :P.

P.S. people with bright blue eyes like yourself, or red hair, often have pale, easily burnt skin.  Heck, yours is a beautiful milky colour, unlike my own with all the blasted moles and enough hair that I could get a scalp transplant with my stomach if I ever went bald.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 03, 2009, 08:23:34 pm
Someone recently commented on my w shape thing I have going on, and I started thinking about it.  I see some really overweight people with it, but not too many slightly chubby or thin people with it and I'm trying to figure out WTF's going on.  Maybe it's my SUPER AWESOME MUSCLE underneath that's shaping the way the fat looks.

W shape?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 03, 2009, 08:53:22 pm
Your body is more than fine and I'm fine with different body types as long as people are relatively healthy.

Who else is gonna post their tum tum?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 03, 2009, 08:56:29 pm
Oh that. Isn't it from where your pants kind of cut into you?

I say that because I see lined imprints right under the curvy part.

Already posted mine.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 03, 2009, 10:40:04 pm
meh i neeed to minus my tummy fat. and loose like at least ten lbs so I can fit in a costume. actually I'd like to wear a bikini again someday. ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 03, 2009, 10:41:23 pm
@Smiles: So no tummy photo?  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 03, 2009, 11:23:55 pm
We're all friends here Smiles :)

I just got back from a several hour long life drawing session with what I found to be an extremely attractive model. (I've never done life drawing before, really interesting!) And missed a lot of action here, from the looks of it.

@Deatzh: I never quite understood the tan=attractive bit, I'm particularly fond of pale skin. Glad you posted more of your stomach :D

@Pozf: Damn you're skinny and pale. I bet I could even wrap my tiny arms around you.

@Charles: Hahahaha, you really do have smurfette underwear. That's so unbelievably awesome.

Hmmm, I wonder what to take a picture of next. Any ideas? I've got a camera and I'm particularly giddy. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 03, 2009, 11:28:30 pm
@Akashayi.  Oh oh. Giddy = spontaneous and you could take a photo of anything in that mood.  Personally I'm guesing you'll post a picture described as your pussy and we get to see your smiling cat's face *lol*

Yes, Smurfette Budgie Smugglers = AWSOME.  I also have Handy Smurf but he's not as awsome as Lucky and Smurfette.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 03, 2009, 11:33:42 pm
@Pozf: Damn you're skinny and pale. I bet I could even wrap my tiny arms around you.

Yes, yes you probably could.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 03, 2009, 11:42:45 pm
Would you like a picture of my little kitten? I'm going to grab some caffeine and think about it some more, so hold onto your smurfettes. Or, you know, post more pictures of yourselves ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 03, 2009, 11:44:01 pm
*thinks* I've got nothing really worthy of a post.  But yay! I don't think we've seen your kittah for a while. It'll be all grown up now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 03, 2009, 11:46:05 pm
I can't post anything else, my brother is home meaning no camera. Unless of course you want more of the same me not staring at the web cam in the dark.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 04, 2009, 12:26:24 am
Dont have a whip but do have a riding crop. will post a pic of body parts later on....if I can get my camera to work.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 04, 2009, 03:58:52 am
Akasha: Aww, thanks. And UIS too.

Deatzh: I admire you. Great mentality.

Anyway...
As insecure and compliment-craving as I am, there is still a limit to what I can show of myself on a public forum. So no, I won't show you my cream-white pudge-belly. I'll spare your eyes from that icky sight.

You may get a photo of my feet later.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 04, 2009, 09:41:58 am
Awwww. We miss out on the tummy of the cute little panda award holder.  Understandable about posting those photos in the interrornet though.  I guess you could do a super closeup shot but heck, your widdle piggy wiggies will have to do  :P

Hope they've been to the market, stayed home, had roast beef, eaten nothing and gone weee weee weee weee all the way home  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 04, 2009, 11:55:41 am
[Wishes had webcam. Single tear/  :(]
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 04, 2009, 12:55:58 pm
I'll show you mine :p

It'z mine!!! (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00327.jpg)


How do you give the link a name? I see others do it but can't figure it on on these forums...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 04, 2009, 01:07:11 pm
 to do this you type {url=the place you wanna link to here}Then the text you want us to see here{/url}  except all the { } are suppose to be brackets [ ]


Edit: For example it would look like this {url=http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00327.jpg} stuff here {/url} (again replacing the { } with the [ ] )
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 04, 2009, 01:17:58 pm
I fail......  >:(

Actually... i don't :p thanks for the advice
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 04, 2009, 03:36:00 pm
And thanks for the tummy shot. Very nice!

Yay! I'm not the only one with a few stray moles on the torso!  But they all count as beauty spots don't they? Don't they?  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 04, 2009, 05:37:55 pm
I have one but I edited it out because I'm paranoid about someone identifying me by it.
Same thing with a small scar on the lower left side of my stomach.

That...is rather paranoid. Unless a lot people have memorized your midriff.

Then again, I'm exactly the kind of person that memorizes that kind of thing about people.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 04, 2009, 05:45:41 pm
Yay! I'm not the only one with a few stray moles on the torso!  But they all count as beauty spots don't they? Don't they?  :(

I don't understand how they got there.... And what their purpose is....
I have a starsign made by moles on my leg, i'll show it one day.

(http://www.danyell.nl/plaatjes-b/grotebeer04.jpg)

It looks like this.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 04, 2009, 05:51:49 pm
I have one but I edited it out because I'm paranoid about someone identifying me by it.
Same thing with a small scar on the lower left side of my stomach.

I am the same way... kind of. I don't care if people know me. I'd only have a problem if somebody I knew decided to join, then I'd be freaked out. probably leave.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 04, 2009, 06:11:56 pm
I'm fairly paranoid myself. I'm just a dammed good liar.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 04, 2009, 06:17:34 pm
I can certainly understand a good level of paranoia for women on the interrornet.  Editing out the moles and scar sounds a little borderline extreme but considering you had a bit of boob showing, I can understand that if something was to spread through the net in some strange way, you'd never want someone to see you in a Bikini and go "Hey! you're that chick in the e-mail pic that gets sent around!"

I must confess that I'm more than a little concerned in light of my own picture, considering the Smurfette underware.  It's a prime candidate to end up in some joke e-mail.  But then again, I'm actually more likely to claim the fame and laugh at it myself *shrug* thats just me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 04, 2009, 06:54:17 pm
I have a slightly deformed ring toe... and hairy feet but I'll edit this post with that shot later as well.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 04, 2009, 07:22:24 pm
Feet now huh? I'll get a picture up (probably really late) when my brother goes to sleep.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 04, 2009, 10:05:17 pm
i'm wearing my chicago tweety t-shirt and my chef pants.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 05, 2009, 01:22:54 am
I come bearing my  feet!  (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/DSCF0304.jpg?t=1244189998) And just for size comparison purposes I took a bottle of Jones soda and put it in between my feet.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on June 05, 2009, 08:16:31 am
*vomit* at all the feet.

Well, I guess I didn't have to click the links...curiosity though!!

*smiles* at the tummies.

but then remembers and *vomits* at Charles' tummy ::) ;)

but anyway, yeah y'all are brave.  I don't feel so bad about mine anymore (esp. after Charles'!)  but anyway, still do not have the required time for stomach photography...I shouldn't even be taking the time to read and post...

lates!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 05, 2009, 10:25:09 am
@Umber: If you found my Torso too much to bear then i strongly suggest you don't check out

MY FEET (http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/79/l_4041cb56526344e49e792a69db46ed7f.jpg)

I actually have very good dexterity with my feet as I often walk the house barefoot and pick things up, open draws, etc with my feet.  As a result I'm also very good at balancing on one leg *shrug*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 05, 2009, 10:43:41 am
wow! just..... wow!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 05, 2009, 01:59:44 pm
Not much of a feet person, but here are mine (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashiashi.jpg).

I do however also have a great picture of my hands that was taken yesterday.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/4614_1112793834293_1660333182_28860.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 05, 2009, 06:01:53 pm
I see no hands... only awesome.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 05, 2009, 07:34:29 pm
I see no hands... only awesome.
And the new PSP, too.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 05, 2009, 07:37:05 pm
That's actually what I was talking about. >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 06, 2009, 02:42:12 pm
Not much of a feet person, but here are mine (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/kashiashi.jpg).

I do however also have a great picture of my hands that was taken yesterday.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/4614_1112793834293_1660333182_28860.jpg)
If your hands are in the picture... WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA!
 :o :o :o
Wow! You must be some kind of ninja space magicain!  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 06, 2009, 04:44:59 pm
@Ronin: No. She's just that good with her mouth...  :o :o :o  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 07, 2009, 08:51:12 pm
It's true, I am that good with my mouth.

but that picture was taken by a friend. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on June 07, 2009, 09:02:47 pm
*rubs eyes frantically after viewing Charles' feet*

yeah, I know, I'm a glutton for punishment.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on June 09, 2009, 07:17:19 pm
wtf?  no more feet?

I was totally kidding about being grossed out by them btw (well not so into looking at guys' feet but whatevs)...oh well...seen akasha's before - they are the best ones...I just like Asian girls I think, everything about them :P. (and half-asian counts) well akasha you get bonus points for having an attractive mind, but I would think you were good-looking no matter what just for being half-asian :P

I should use my newly installed webcam to photograph my stomach.  But that would mean that I would not be boxing up my son's bicycle, which is what I totally should be doing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 09, 2009, 11:38:18 pm
@Smiles: So no tummy photo?  :(

maybe if i get a new camera. :P ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 09, 2009, 11:47:14 pm
art will not be denied!

Bring out the camera, Umber :D

Edit: Also, I'm wearing nothing but boxers again. :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 09, 2009, 11:59:17 pm
I might get a digital camera this summer. And don't worry, I wont bore you with my mear feet. It'll be all cock shots all the time!  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 12:08:11 am
Well then... Ronin's links just became toxic O.o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 10, 2009, 12:36:47 am
ok really have to get up to speed with this one and start posting some pics.....and wearing a sweaty Chicken Wings T-shirt and jogging trousers........just cycled home from work
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 12:52:35 am
On saturday I got hit on by a cute girl at the bar in a club. A rare experience for me, as I usually am the one kind of making a fool of myself.

Then we danced, made out and she got sick from drinking too much! God damn it. Took care of her and don't have her email or number now T-T

Sad Akasha is sad. You should cheer me up by posting more delicious pictures :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 10, 2009, 12:54:01 am
I would but my battries are dead for my camera fooking useless things.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 01:14:03 am
Your sadness is sad, but your suggestion is lacking direction.

Also, Lucky you.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 10, 2009, 06:58:58 am
@Akashayi: Grats on the hitting. Sorry to hear she hit the gutter for some chunder action.  Wasted chance and from a girl who hit on you too! :(

Don't worry, If I was an unmarried woman (projecting mental image), I'd hit on you.

Not sure what I can do for photos to cheer you up though.  I'll see if I can come up with something.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 10, 2009, 11:31:47 am
On saturday I got hit on by a cute girl at the bar in a club. A rare experience for me, as I usually am the one kind of making a fool of myself.

Then we danced, made out and she got sick from drinking too much! God damn it. Took care of her and don't have her email or number now T-T

Sad Akasha is sad. You should cheer me up by posting more delicious pictures :D

That's a cool story. I'm jealous.
I wish I hit on you at a bar in a club.
(Or was a cute girl for that matter  :-[.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 10, 2009, 12:32:09 pm
We need pics of freaky things you can do with your body :p
Like standing on your head.. or twisting your arm 360 degrees  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 01:30:38 pm
Well that counts me out then, I can do nothing "freaky" with my body.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 10, 2009, 01:43:53 pm
Aaaww.. just bend till it breaks :p
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 01:47:06 pm
Heh. I can do freaky things to your bodies. :P

My elbow bends back a little further than what's normal, but that's about it .....
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 10, 2009, 01:55:29 pm
Screwed up thumb.... (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/screwed.jpg)


They are both able to bend like this :p
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 01:57:17 pm
Woah o.O
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 10, 2009, 01:58:00 pm
It get's worse.... Wanne see the 360 i was talking about?

 8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 02:03:51 pm
yes!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 10, 2009, 02:11:56 pm
Just made this one... So that's what i'm wearing tonight, enjoy the gore of my body!

It's pretty hard to make a picture of this all by myself but i succeeded pretty well i think.

360 made by arm... (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/360.jpg)


It also shows i love them rings....

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 02:13:42 pm
Wow. You are one flexible woman. Cute torso, too. :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 10, 2009, 02:19:07 pm
That's some nice bling you got there, Selan.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 10, 2009, 02:22:20 pm
I can bend a lot of things the way they shouldn't, it's fun to entertain people when they are bored, the downside is that i have trouble with sports and other body activities because i get a lot of strain on my tendons (sp?).

And yeah i love meh bling!

I'm up for challenges and sugestions for bending and twisting bodyparts  8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 10, 2009, 02:25:24 pm
What you need is a webcam and a game of twister.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 10, 2009, 02:26:38 pm
I'd dislocate my hip if i play twister.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 03:57:30 pm
I used to be very very flexible, but no longer unfortunately.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 10, 2009, 04:12:01 pm
Strip Twister is THE best adult game.  Forget the poker, forget the truth&dare, forget the blasted complext games from the adult stores.  They all pale in comparison to Strip Twister.

There are two ways of playing it.

1. Every time someone falls over they must remove an item of clothing and start again.  The others must remain in their present positions.  Game continues like this with a person removing an item of clothing and starting over every time they fall over until they have no more clothes to remove or no more clothes they are willing to remove.

2. THESE RULES (http://www.mathematik.uni-bielefeld.de/~sillke/Twister/rules/Strip-twister.html) which involve removing an item every time you have to touch a red dot (you're allowed to take one body part off at a time to remove it).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 04:16:37 pm
I would play it way 1 because, I don't fall down during Twister (http://www.codeterminate.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)

Although I haven't played in years.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 04:18:57 pm
Oh yeah? You're on.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 04:20:22 pm
Ninja or no, I'd kick your ass in Twister, just name a time and place.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 04:21:13 pm
At the theoretical future flipside meetup, the one that involves the kiddy pool filled with jello!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 04:22:35 pm
Huh? Did you say Twister in a kiddy pool filled with jello? I quite think you did.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 04:24:29 pm
Er, sure :)

Delicious fruity strip twister.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 04:36:29 pm
 Twister?  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6nSQyl0hY)

Deatzh = future storm chaser??
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 04:39:44 pm
Tornadoes can really strip things, too. Like, roofs and trees. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 10, 2009, 07:49:07 pm
wearing a gray t-shirt and peach shorts. no bra.

chasing storms could be fun.

hrmmmm playing twister in a jello filled kiddie pool? would you be able to see the colors of the circles?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 07:53:01 pm
you could have circles of different colored jello....that would inevitably get mixed up into some strange half naked flipsider fruit salad.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 07:57:06 pm
That would actually be possible to do, since we could actually cool tons of small circles, where as a kiddie pool would be too big unless you have a meat locker.

It would also make slipping extremely easy.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 08:22:13 pm
Buahahahaha.

The challenge is on~!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 08:27:15 pm
Well, not quite yet. We still need to actually meet >.>; Which I somehow think a relatively large scale meeting, is gonna be near impossible to pull off.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 10, 2009, 08:30:23 pm
Well, maybe someday... ./shakes fist

...And now, back to your regularly scheduled sexy pics

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/upright.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 10, 2009, 08:40:21 pm
Wait... how is ... that's sexy? So very very confused @.@
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 10, 2009, 09:29:38 pm
My sausage doesn't stand upright.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 10, 2009, 10:20:57 pm
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 10, 2009, 10:27:45 pm
My sausage has a curve and leans slightly to the right.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 11, 2009, 12:05:44 am
Well speaking from a engineering point of view you could have lights shining up from underneath the kiddies pool and have clear jello so the circles can be seen, and about to be naked in the shower.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 12:08:09 am
Clear jello?  That's ludicrous! You couldn't tell the flavor or anything!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 11, 2009, 12:09:09 am
Ah see mystery jello adds to the fun of it before you jump in  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 12:10:10 am
No No NO! BAD

If I put left foot in red jello, it better damn well be cherry. Same for the other flavor/color matches.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 11, 2009, 12:51:32 am
hmmm jello...... We hardly have that stuff here.. it's unpopular as a desert.  :'(
Twister in a kiddies pool filled with jello sounds like fun to watch. Especially when we have to very fanatic contestants.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 12:53:13 am
Fantastic how? Fantastic good? or fantastic looking.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 11, 2009, 12:57:18 am
Especially when we have to very fanatic contestants.


But fantastic.. yeah sure why not, and then i pick both options you gave me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 12:59:28 am
Oh... heh whoopsie. Egg on my face :P

Need to stop skimming posts when I'm sleepy.

Although I would definitely fall under the fanatic portion. I Love To Win. Especially Twister for some weird unknown reason, as I hate being touched/touching people.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 11, 2009, 01:16:49 am
Even if it's our sexy Akasha?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 01:18:02 am
I can only assume so.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 11, 2009, 01:33:20 am
I can think of Plenty of motivation to be competitive and try my hardest to win at Strip Twister if Akasha is one of the challengers  :-[ ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 01:37:03 am
Strip Twister would just give me more drive no to fall down, and win.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 11, 2009, 01:39:13 am
Since i can't play, can i be the umpire?
Then we'll hold a kiddypool jello strip twister tournament!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 01:55:26 am
That's the plan. Although we're gonna need a  metric fuckton or two of Jello to pull it off.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 11, 2009, 01:57:30 am
OK.  I guess we could do an online one.

1. We each start with 5 items of clothing.
2. Selan makes a post in the appropriate thread, once per day.
3. Everyone must respond to the post in the thread within 1 hour or loose an item of clothing.
4. As we loose an item of clothing, we have to take a picture of it and post it.
5. When you loose all 5 items of clothing, you are out.
6. Winner is the final one left with any clothing.

Hows that for some quick made rules?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 11, 2009, 01:59:33 am
Hehehe, sounds ok to me!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 01:59:48 am
That's totally not twister (captain obvious is obvious), and very perplexing because of all the timezones... And weird sleep schedules <,<;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 11, 2009, 02:02:39 am
Selan can post any time she likes as long as it's more than 24hours after her last post (Maybe she can shout "TWISTER" in the post to mark it as the one to reply to).  Its up to us to post within an hour of her post.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 11, 2009, 02:06:57 am
I'll make a thread for this!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 11, 2009, 02:07:40 am
I think Pozf's point is that Selans online times line up better for some than others which means certain people are automatically going to loose.

But if the result is akasha naked then I'll be too busy drooling to argue...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 02:10:58 am
NightWraith has a very very Very valid point there... ( >.>; ) that is, if she participates.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 11, 2009, 02:23:16 am
Well.. i have insane shifts so my online time varies a lot!
 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 11, 2009, 10:56:29 pm
I really am naked right now as I'm posting from the middle of a bath. (Long day)


So, maybe I don't know how to relax o.o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 11, 2009, 11:18:44 pm
That would actually be possible to do, since we could actually cool tons of small circles, where as a kiddie pool would be too big unless you have a meat locker.


any large sealed temperature controlled room would do!

maybe? using a laptop in the tub?:O
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 11, 2009, 11:21:36 pm
Surfing the net from the tub sounds pretty relaxing to me... Unless you're worried about electricution (although I doubt the Voltage after the regulator would be a cause for much concern.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 11:22:56 pm
Unless the power cord gets in there. Unless of course it's my power cord which just crapped the fuck out for no fucking reason.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 11, 2009, 11:23:12 pm
No, my phone is just that awesome. ./mounts debian linux on your ass

But yeah, it is kinda relaxing. Mmm, onsen bath salts.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 11, 2009, 11:26:32 pm
*umounts Debian Linux from Posf's arse.*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 11, 2009, 11:29:58 pm
wait what? *and that's a Z thank you very much >.>*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 11, 2009, 11:32:34 pm
mount /dev/sex1 /charles/ass

Edit; and since when do you have root power? I smite thee!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 11, 2009, 11:37:05 pm
<3 debian linux. yay for cell phones in the tub! hrmm i should take a bath this week.I usually just take a quick shower.XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 11, 2009, 11:37:07 pm
touch /akashayi/naughty
touch: cannot touch `/akashayi/naughty: Permission denied
fsck /akashayi
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 11, 2009, 11:47:25 pm
cute.
chmod +xxx /akashayi/naughty

An old favorite of mine:

What commands do UNIX system administrators commonly use?
gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; make mrproper; sleep
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 12:11:32 am
No idea what the hell is going on @_@
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 12, 2009, 12:17:50 am
Great, so not only does that turn me on, it also scared everyone out of the sex thread. Come back guys, linux doesn't bite nearly as much as I do. ;P

so, still up to the old picture challenge?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 12:19:22 am
Old picture challenge? what was that again (though any pics will have to wait till my brother goes to sleep.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 12, 2009, 12:23:08 am
Hrmm.. linux turns you on?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 12, 2009, 12:24:25 am
well, if -just- linux turned me on, I'd be horny every moment of every day.


...(wait.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 12, 2009, 12:28:01 am
ok im spaced out due to hayfever and coming off a night shift......what the hell is with all the line code?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 12, 2009, 12:28:44 am
Apparently Akasha's getting herself excited...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 12:29:10 am
Akasha is getting her rocks off... so to speak ... >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 12, 2009, 12:30:36 am
AHHH las ttime I got my rocks off was slipping down a boulder feiled while hiking.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 12, 2009, 12:32:31 am
... o.O
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 12:33:30 am
What?? Were we incorrect in our assumptions?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 12, 2009, 12:35:56 am
did not come out right, :( sounded good in my head so disregared
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 12, 2009, 12:36:55 am
Only if we cant have fun with it....
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 12, 2009, 12:39:52 am
not like you guys need to know every time I masturbate. >.>

I am heading for bed though, all dry and sleepy and such.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 12:58:35 am
You know whats sexy? the number 2000! And the fifth star that accompanies it!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 12, 2009, 01:00:41 am
Congrats Chief, will raise a dram to you tonight for getting to 2000 posts
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 12, 2009, 01:20:13 am
Congrats, Eternal Lover. God of Persistence.  That is Sexy
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 01:22:00 am
Especially if you look at it that way  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 12, 2009, 01:31:01 am
I don't. I'm married *shrug*

But I do take commands from Mistress Akashayi, like any good BASH.

#>sleep with me
bad character
#>make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

What was that about a challenge?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 12, 2009, 01:31:10 am
not like you guys need to know every time I masturbate. >.>

I am heading for bed though, all dry and sleepy and such.
Filthy, filthy lies.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 01:35:49 am
I believe it was the challenge that you would photograph anything that she was gonna?

Then again I have no idea what she meant, I'm just guessing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 12, 2009, 04:47:25 am
@Pozf:...Well, considering she was in the bath and sounding frisky, I'm probably glad I didn't reply in time *lol*  But what the heck, yeah, It's still on. I guess I need to take a photo of my hands, remembering that one of you holding a PSP.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 12, 2009, 10:09:42 pm
an orange tshirt  and a pair of pink panties is what i'm wearing. atm.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 12, 2009, 11:26:02 pm
That's a cruel tease of an avatar Deatzh.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 12, 2009, 11:33:38 pm
I am wearing jeans(as always) and a black shirt, unbuttoned. That is all.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 13, 2009, 08:30:51 am
My Grey Avro T-shirt and Green Cargo trousers just the usual really
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 13, 2009, 09:04:16 am
I am wearing nothing but the bed sheets (and maybe my wife's leg which is wrapped around my own left leg as she slumbers next to me, if you count that).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 15, 2009, 12:45:18 am
I'm about to take off all my clothes and replace them with the much more comfy silky pj option. :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 15, 2009, 01:00:43 am
ooooh, silk.  Nice.  I'm much more into bath robes (dressing gown) myself.  Maybe I secretly picture myself as a Hugh Hefner or something.  Then again, maybe I'm a flasher in denial and I'm one day hoping to fenture out and reveal to the world, that which is Chuck... Then run before they can identify me to police.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 15, 2009, 01:11:11 am
To be honest, I like sleeping naked the best. Or in just boxers/underwear. But only when I have a nice warm person in bed with me.

./enjoying her pjs
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 15, 2009, 01:19:22 am
It depends on what sheets I'm sleeping on.

I know here at home with my bamboo sheets it's damn comfortable sleeping naked, wish I could do it more. Any other kind of sheets seem to rough.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 15, 2009, 01:20:36 am
To be honest, I like sleeping naked the best. Or in just boxers/underwear. But only when I have a nice warm person in bed with me.

./enjoying her pjs
I think charles will agree with me when I say that where we come from, there are times when it's pretty much a necessity.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 15, 2009, 01:22:17 am
I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 15, 2009, 03:40:33 am
Whooooo paranoid much? 
 ;)

I sleep nekkid, or in boxers. Depends on how cold it is.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 15, 2009, 06:08:54 am
*meh* My wife thinks like you Razzly *lol*

I usually sleep and walk around the house naked, but it's middle of Winter here in Australia so the robe is conforting.

Probably the only fear I have is that friends will show up unexpected to find I've fallen asleep naked on the couch. Then they'll never sit on it again and shudder at recollections of the other times they've sat in it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Trombonefellow on June 15, 2009, 10:57:03 am
I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!

Heh heh, I used to sleep naked.
But one time my dog came in and took away my covers, and I woke up all exposed.
For the first few seconds I thought: "Was I raped?"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 15, 2009, 01:27:21 pm
Heh, I apparently missed a WHOLE lot of stuff while I was AFC during vacation... But anyways, I can only agree that those brave enough to post pics of themselves in here either looks great or amazing! And if her server is coming online again soon I'll be sending Akasha an e-mail with pics I've taken of myself to show you all :)

(And from now on I do accept motif requests, and no need to be shy ;) )
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 15, 2009, 05:40:40 pm
Huzzah, new cargo pants came in the mail today, so I'll go from wearing my normal black cargo pants to wearing some much more awesome black cargo pants!

:P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 15, 2009, 06:03:01 pm
I'm wearing a utili-kilt at the moment, no shirt.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 16, 2009, 12:24:06 am
Is it wrong that I find ATI's Ruby hot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w3CKs0Yokg&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 16, 2009, 12:30:20 am
Sorry, what... I was distracted by the dancers.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 16, 2009, 01:04:54 am
Grrrr @ you-tube region settings...

A dark grey open shirt, beige pants, white boxers, grey socks, and a multi-coloured bathrobe
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 16, 2009, 05:35:39 am
Last day wearing my green cargo trousers they need to be washed, be onto the black jeans tommorrow
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 16, 2009, 05:50:15 am
Still in mah kilt, laddie, but since people have come round, I've put on a shirt.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 16, 2009, 05:50:47 am
What tartan churba?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 16, 2009, 07:55:34 pm
Blue gene/L super computer. (/p /c or /q is ok too.)

God, it's one of my long standing fantasies to have sex in the room holding em. Or sun's mobile data center. O.o

I have no Idea why, but I have my own fantasy to do the same in my work's computer room. Right up against the 600kg IBM DS8100 SAN disk system.  I'm sure part of it is the fear of getting caught or something like that. Another part is no doubt the fact I would remember that session every time I went in the room from that point on.  But a small part is also the idea of sex in a VERY cold place *lol*.

Mmm, that's totally hot.

I've also wanted to do cat5 bondage with a server rack. ./drool

Ooooh, DS8100 would be good for that because it's not as tall as a T42 rack but it's still just over human height and it's about 40% wider, so you can get a bit more of an 'X' spread.  The alternative might be a T42 rack with servers and network gear filling up the first 14U then a heap of network plugs taking up U36-42 so you've got a sitting spot INSIDE the rack and the cables coming down from above (a server rack is about the depth of a torso, so you could lie right down in the thing).  Alternative might be filling up the first 18U so the person tied up can be bent over at hip height through the rack.  I'd also recommend having a console at the top of the pile you sit or lie on.  They fold up flat and there's just something awsome about the thought of a monitor glowing beneath the subject, plus the uneven surface of both monitor and keyboard as opposed to the smooth top of a server.

Fibre cables are also great. They're thinner and smoother than the cat5 so would be good for different things.  Power cables between the PDU and the 32A plugs are a little thinner than the wrist, so they'd be good for tying the body or supporting it completely as a lift or swing.

DS8100 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T42
(http://www.serverol.com/upimages/tech/image008_2006_5_24_12_14_18.jpg)(http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/23000103/Images/24/IMG_3466a.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 16, 2009, 08:38:39 pm
What tartan churba?
None, just a Straight black Utilikilt.

http://www.utilikilts.com/ (http://www.utilikilts.com/)

And before anyone asks - Boots, Socks, and two layers of Lipstick.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Eversist on June 18, 2009, 10:50:34 am
I've always wondered about my sexuality.

I mean, I know I like boys. They're more fun to be around than girls (generally speaking, of course). And I've had heterosexual sex with a loving (ex)boyfriend, and I did enjoy it.

So is it possible to be straight, while still appreciating the female form, and fantasizing about activities with other women every once in a while?

I don't think it's worth the grief of coming out if I'm only "tentatively" bi. XD

Thoughts?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 18, 2009, 10:55:18 am
As far as my 2c Eversist, don't bother trying to label your preferenses, just enjoy them! Saves a lot of grief and angst in the long run :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 12:30:43 pm
I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!

Razzly, Your An Athiest!  ::)
You don't believe that you'll have any awarness after you die!
You won't be around to care!
Talk about your irrational fears!  ::)

Plus, extranious cloaths in bed make it harder to masturbate. 

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 18, 2009, 12:55:25 pm
I can't sleep naked.
I'm always afraid that I will be murdered in my sleep and then my family will find me naked! How embarassing for dead me!

Razzly, Your An Athiest!  ::)
You don't believe that you'll have any awarness after you die!
You won't be around to care!
Talk about your irrational fears!  ::)

Plus, extranious cloaths in bed make it harder to masturbate. 



I won't be around to care, no, but the thought is still embarassing, and if I can prevent it, I -won't- be found naked.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 01:08:17 pm
If you say so.  ::)

I have a joke for you all!

Q: How many Californians dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs!  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 18, 2009, 01:08:56 pm
ROTFLMAO!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 18, 2009, 02:33:31 pm
I've always wondered about my sexuality.
I mean, I know I like boys. They're more fun to be around than girls (generally speaking, of course). And I've had heterosexual sex with a loving (ex)boyfriend, and I did enjoy it.
So is it possible to be straight, while still appreciating the female form, and fantasizing about activities with other women every once in a while?
I don't think it's worth the grief of coming out if I'm only "tentatively" bi. XD
Thoughts?

It's quite normal for women to fantasize about other women, i mean... what's not to love about it?
It doesn't make you gay tho, it's just something you will figure out through experience i guess.
Maybe you  don't care about gender but like people for who they are, that could make you a bi sexual.
Anyway.. just my two cents.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 18, 2009, 02:41:07 pm
Oh, and Ronin, in regards to what you said in the Chapter discussion about sexual experimentation, I know it's true for me anyway. I've never said anything about it to anyone else though, but I did experiment a bit with the boy next door and one classmate when the three of us were in grade school. Identity wise, I have decided there's no reason to classify myself at all, instead I go with my feelings without stopping to considder a label.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 02:56:44 pm
I would say don't bother "coming out" unless it becomes a problem in your personal life: ie: causes you savere emotional distress. If you feel angsty becuase you are "lying to everone", the best thing
to do might be to tell someone you trust.
In day to day activities, I only mention my bisexuality to pepole I find singularly trustworthy or special or open
minded (or some combonation of the three.)

If you find yourself in love with another woman and decide to introduce her to your parents, it might be time to come out of the closet. If you fool around with another chick while drinking heavily, or to impress your boyfriend or something, no one expects you to "come out". In US culture, just about everyone does that kind of stuff, but no one talks about it (  ::) ). I am personly of the opinion that whom you fuck is ultimently only the business of whom you are fucking.

The focus should always be one your own mental health. If you are comfortable with it remaining personal, keep it so. If you feel like your "living a lie" unless you tell someone you should tell someone.
And finallly, If you don't think it's a big deal, don't let it be. You can mention it if you feel you should, and let others come up with thier own assuptions.
 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 18, 2009, 03:00:12 pm
Though my emotional preferences is most definitely female, always has been. Just like I've always had equally intense emotions for two women at any time.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 03:03:53 pm
Though my emotional preferences is most definitely female, always has been. Just like I've always had equally intense emotions for two women at any time.
Don't worry we still love you, Emp_Dragon.  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 18, 2009, 03:06:09 pm
I've always wondered about my sexuality.

I mean, I know I like boys. They're more fun to be around than girls (generally speaking, of course). And I've had heterosexual sex with a loving (ex)boyfriend, and I did enjoy it.

So is it possible to be straight, while still appreciating the female form, and fantasizing about activities with other women every once in a while?

I don't think it's worth the grief of coming out if I'm only "tentatively" bi. XD

Thoughts?

In my opinion, human sexuality is much more fluid than the modern concept of "sexual identity/orientation/preference" would have us believe.
I don't think you should come out as bi if you don't believe having sex with men AND women is a big part of your identity.
So, yeah it's possible to be "mostly straight" while still thinking of women. There's a reason the Kinsey scale has 6 numbers.

Plus, extranious cloaths in bed make it harder to masturbate.  

Some people like a challenge.

If you say so.  ::)

I have a joke for you all!

Q: How many Californians dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs!  :P

Ooh! I have a joke too. It doesn’t have anything to do with sex though.

Q: What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?
 





A: CHRISTOPHER REEVES!!

Zahahaha!




Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 18, 2009, 03:07:58 pm
Good, because don't think for a second that you'll ever get away from me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 03:09:30 pm
Your bad! If there is a hell your going to it, CDSM.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 18, 2009, 03:16:04 pm
Hey Eversist, Welcome :)

I don't think sexuality is a stable state - it's fluid and evolving.  It's perfectly possible to only have sex with men and still fantasize about women every so often. Or appreciate the female form. I was actually exactly where you were at when I was younger. Granted, 90% of my friends are still dudes, but I had only ever had sex with guys. I still appreciated the female form and looked at porn, but I had considered myself straight.

And honestly, the majority of my sexual experiences have still been with guys. This probably has something to do with the fact that I get a long better with them and have some awesome gender dysphoria thing going on.

Why worry about it? As far as your family and whatever is concerned, I don't think it's any of their business unless you were about ready to settle down with a girl.

(aaaah, wrote this in the morning and didn't post since I've been sick today so I missed a lot. oh well.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 18, 2009, 03:25:18 pm
Your bad! If there is a hell your going to it, CDSM.

Why go to hell when I can bring it here?  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 18, 2009, 03:31:06 pm
I like your new icon, CDSM
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 03:33:43 pm
I agree Ruroni Kenshin used to be my favorite anime.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 18, 2009, 03:47:51 pm
Why thanks, Akayashi.

I agree Ruroni Kenshin used to be my favorite anime.

Mine too. It was the first anime I truly obsessed over and watched religiously (apart from DBZ, but I didn't like that as much as RK).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 03:53:56 pm
I liked the first episodes, then it got a little muddled and I stopped watching.
The OVAs where awsome, if overcome slighly by wanst.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 18, 2009, 04:22:45 pm
Get well soon Akasha

Personally I think Sexual preferences are fairly fluid, just like food preferences.  You can go a year or a week loving one food to suddenly become sick of it the next day.  Sometimes you'll want it more and otherdays you'll be avoiding it.  And (for those straight) you can go your whole life without liking some foods.

Its the same with the amount.  Some times you'll go for a week or two of sex and/or masturbation twice a day or more and then you'll go for a week or two of little or nothing.

I will mention though that scientists have discovered that genetics has a part to play in a person's sexual preferences (They bred lesbian worms who attempted to mate with each other and generally avoided the males) which is good for telling those blasted shrinks that its not a mental condition they can cure.  Of course it does sort of imply that your strongly controlled and pre-destined by your genetics to be the way you are, which could be insulting for those who believe in choice.

My personal sexuality is pretty much straight.  "Pretty much" in the sense that while I'm not really turned on or curious at the thought of intimacy with another man, I'm not turned off or sickened by it either.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 18, 2009, 04:38:23 pm
I personally am 100% straight, and have never had any interest whatsoever in men. I have a considerable amount of inertia behind it as well, so it's both innate feelings and personal choice for me.

Anyone who says it's black and white is wrong, and probably has one insecurity or another. There is no "no one is bi" or "everyone is bi", the latter of which annoys me to no end when people bring it up.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Foof on June 18, 2009, 10:31:31 pm
I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board.  At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 18, 2009, 10:33:19 pm
Nah, I know myself and at least one or two others are, as of last time it was brought up that is, still virgins.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Foof on June 18, 2009, 10:36:30 pm
Ooh, alright.  You all just seemed so much more experienced in these sort of things than me. Though you probably are more knowledgable. XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 18, 2009, 10:53:50 pm
I've been married 5 years, so considering my honeymoon is a distant and fuzzy memory, you can probably almost count me as a virgin again :P ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 18, 2009, 10:59:07 pm
ooooh, touché, charles.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Eversist on June 18, 2009, 11:28:52 pm
Wow, thanks for all of the feedback everyone. I really appreciate it, and enjoyed reading the resulting conversation.

Yeah, I think I'll just keep that tab of my "sex life" under wraps unless it actually comes up later on in life. I've never actually fooled around with a girl or anything remotely close, so I can't really say I've experienced the feelings that would go with that.
I just know growing up I was mildly homophobic, and looking back, it makes a fair bit of sense.
Oh, and my parents would flip a moderately-sized shit if I were to even bring any of this up with them. They wouldn't on the outside, but they would on the inside. XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 19, 2009, 12:13:42 am
I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board.  At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
If it's any consolation, Over at Ghastly's Ghastly comic forum, our sole virgin went away for six months, and came back after having a foursome with his girlfriend, his best friend, and his Best Friend's girlfriend, After a game of D&D.

Our massive congratulations were only tempered by our confusion as to why he wasn't playing burning wheel.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 12:25:31 am
cant rember the last time i had sex.........so does that make me a virgin?  :'( :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 19, 2009, 12:33:12 am
I'm a virgin. ;D 

only wearing blue jeans atm.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 19, 2009, 12:34:41 am
ooooh, touché, charles.
I'm just praying my wife never reads these forums *lol*

@Churba: Epic!

@Eversist: You'd be surprised how quick the people of this forum will jump on any excuse to talk about sex and give their opinions on the subject *lol*  I guess it is the forum for a comic which covers a LOT of sexual issues.

@Oddball/Sister Aluicious: Exchange numbers  :o :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 01:15:12 am
cant rember the last time i had sex.........so does that make me a virgin?  :'( :'(

Same really.. but I know it's at least almost six months as that's how long my girlfriend has been away. But she's back home tonight at last...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *runs through the forums naked making sounds of joy and pleasure*

Not that I've missed her at all *ahem*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 01:17:09 am
oh the horror, the horror of seeing Nightwraith streaking will some one please think of the children  :o :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 01:19:31 am
Wheeeeeeeee~!

./strips and runs around the forums naked too

(actually am naked, haven't bothered to get dressed after taking a shower >.> )
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 01:22:17 am
still in my sweaty clothes after cycling home from work (Evil Money T-Shirt)....be nekkie soon though in the shower
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 01:26:26 am
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(still running around)eeeeeeeee

It's an hour and a half into friday, which means we have to get cracking on the sexy, guys.
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9464/efb32e0bb5c29667cddc43d.jpg)

./goes back to running around naked
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 01:27:47 am
9 and a half hours into friday here and not feeling sexy just tired jsut now  :-\ need caffine or sleep
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 01:28:17 am
Woohoo a naked Akasha...

Come join us on our forum streak Odd.. you know you want to.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 01:30:46 am
nah ill just don on my camo gear and fade into the back ground then take pics of you two streaking and make a fortune of selling them on the internet  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 19, 2009, 01:34:40 am
No sexy, just a preemptive strike.

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e303/pozf/063.png?t=1245400411)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 01:37:51 am
funny you put that up Pozf since I was how can i put this "attacking" fellow staff members with various objects. I.E running them over with wheelchairs etc.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 01:39:18 am
XD

That comic still cracks me up. And tactics is still awesome >.>
...


....that was close, you almost fully distracted me from the sexy. Come on pozf, if you're not going to strip naked and join the fun, at least bring jello?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 01:41:59 am
ok thats another web comic to add to the evergrowing list to watch
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 19, 2009, 01:47:27 am
No. I can't bring anything but the red mountain dew gamer fuel. Taste like liquid candy. Couldn't find any of the blue stuff which is unfortunate.

and the web comic is called Three Panel Soul.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 01:49:02 am
Yeah, it's done by the machall guys

God, Sudden huge craving for tea...and pocky,,,

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/943/2008rev3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 01:51:22 am
At first glance it looked like they were running....
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 02:12:26 am
practicly nekkie...........apart from my dressing gown is the streaking still going on in here?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 02:14:03 am
practicly nekkie...........apart from my dressing gown is the streaking still going on in here?

Hell yes!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 02:14:58 am
Weeeeeeee(eeeeeeeeeeee)

Come join the fun Odd...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 02:15:28 am
evidence of streaking in great detail:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/324-1.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/412.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 19, 2009, 02:34:14 am
Heading out for take-away soon.  Mrs. doesn't like the idea of us going through the drive-thru with me naked... Dunno why.

But I'll log on in true streaker form later... well... maybe a dressing gown 'cos it's bloody cold in Aussie land right now, but would it help if I brought the sword like that recent image I posted in the picture thread?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 02:37:31 am
Better be careful with it.. wouldn't want anything getting chopped off by accident.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 02:38:56 am
hah!

Just take pictures!

Be a good boy and remember to post pics, Charles.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/021.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 02:49:27 am
Streaking, whips and (hopefully) Jello.. this just gets better and better...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 02:52:18 am
lol
12 hours into friday for me, and sitting here in only a bathrobe that's open :P
Akasha, are you goung to give me your email over PM so you can host a few pics of me?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 02:54:12 am
>.>

<.<

Maybe
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 02:55:43 am
As long as you have space :) Photobucket doesn't work for me anymore for some reason, and I don't trust image-shack, they delete pics after a set amount of time...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 19, 2009, 02:57:08 am
I think her site is still down, so she can't host anything right now *lol*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 02:57:48 am
I can wait :)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 02:58:09 am
Yes but can we?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 02:58:55 am
By the looks of it we might just have to  :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 03:00:12 am
Just think of all that suspense though!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 03:01:36 am
./licks lips

mmm, the thought of you guys in tortured suspense is delicious.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 03:02:12 am
well good things come to those who wait....or thats what my last Mistress told me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 03:02:59 am
But you might be in for a treat later, or some of you anyway :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 03:03:55 am
hmmm that reminds me better put up some hand pics and catch up with some of you
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on June 19, 2009, 03:04:32 am
But you might be in for a treat later, or some of you anyway :P

mmm, the thought of you guys tortured in suspension is delicious.

Hope those two are related...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 03:06:15 am
Unfortunately no, I'm not a sub, and I've never met Akasha... yet, but I can very well imagine the fun of aiding her in 'torturing' others ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 03:10:56 am
if the treat is not a cheese and jam sarnie im not intrested lol
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 03:13:28 am
Keep your sandwiches in a sandwich thread, this is the sex thread ;P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1219616824782.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 03:15:42 am
Yes Boss
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 03:15:50 am
Well, my pics are on the way to Akasha now, but the rest of you will have to wait... MUAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 19, 2009, 03:17:02 am
Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.

You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 03:17:59 am
my teleporter is broke waiting for the parts to come in from Jupiter 8  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 03:18:42 am
*desperately trying to solve the problems of the matter to energy modulator*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 03:23:30 am
Easy.....just grab the biggest hammer in your tool box and hit it couple of times it worked for me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 03:25:11 am
right... thank's a lot! now I broke it.... grrr...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 03:33:38 am
Oh sorry jsut remembered...............thats how I fixed the bonnet on my car since it would not close. use the fish slice from the kitchen to sort out the energy modulation.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 19, 2009, 04:01:41 am
Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.

You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD
You say that without knowlege of Charles and I's mighty Australian powers.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 19, 2009, 08:38:58 am
I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board.  At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.

No, I am as well. And likely will remain so forever.

I cannot lose my virginity until I hunt and slay a unicorn (since only virgins may catch them).

Losing it before I accomplish this would ruin my chance at 100% completion by killing one of everything and using the unicorn's horn to forge the mighty Spear of Healing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 09:29:39 am
or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Foof on June 19, 2009, 09:42:02 am
I'm not sure why I feel compelled to say this, it isn't a brag or complaint, but I'm wondering if I'm the only virgin on the board.  At least, out of the regular posters, I mean.
If it's any consolation, Over at Ghastly's Ghastly comic forum, our sole virgin went away for six months, and came back after having a foursome with his girlfriend, his best friend, and his Best Friend's girlfriend, After a game of D&D.

Our massive congratulations were only tempered by our confusion as to why he wasn't playing burning wheel.
Oh wow.  That must have been one good round of D&D!

@CDSM  Oooh, that is a good point.  Just make sure Tim Curry doesn't chase after you, I hear that happens when you mess around with unicorns.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 19, 2009, 09:48:28 am
or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
Note- to find a unicorn, not lose your virginity.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 10:37:02 am
For loosing anything, come to me and ask and I'll rob you blind ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 19, 2009, 10:40:55 am
or you could easily just go round to your local pet smart.................................
Note- to find a unicorn, not lose your virginity.

The real trick is losing your virginity to the unicorn.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 10:42:44 am
Wouldn't that be kind of painful regardless of which 'horn' it uses?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 19, 2009, 10:45:35 am
Who said the unicorn was pitching?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 10:54:43 am
 :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 19, 2009, 11:00:39 am
:'(
AAAAAAAND we have a winner, Churba breaking oddball's brain with the mental image of someone rogering a unicorn.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 19, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
wait there' a pic of a unicorn... where?


sorry distracted. lolz

i was so soaked when I got home from work I had to take my pants off. so now I'm wearing a bears T-shirt and my blue undies. it's kinda humid so I might not be wearing the t-shirt very long.

ah so this is where the twister thing started. lolz :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 19, 2009, 07:45:00 pm
all I heard was soaked... undies...
 :-[

Sorry.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 19, 2009, 07:48:51 pm
lolz ;D ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 20, 2009, 03:10:11 am
:'(
AAAAAAAND we have a winner, Churba breaking oddball's brain with the mental image of someone rogering a unicorn.
That sounds like a german pron film i once saw when i was in my teens.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 20, 2009, 03:23:59 am
Awesome, and with that, I'm off to bed.

You're free to come cuddle if you can teleport XD
You say that without knowlege of Charles and I's mighty Australian powers.
Alright you flamin' bastard, lets get crackin' before you become another flippin' Prisoner Of Mother England ya bloody Cover.  Git out 'o that blasted country and git over ta Akashayi fer sum hugs, or do I needs ta puts me boot up ya freckle ta git a bludger like you goin'?

Fair turn of the pineapple. Some of these jokers just dunno how ta git their arse inta gear.

Now as you buggers know full well in all the great South Land, there hasn't been an Aussie yet who hasn't given me best.
Fer at floggin' utes 'n spittin' slang and tyin' me kangaroo down, the only bloke who's better 'n me is a bloody crimson liar!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 20, 2009, 03:34:11 am
I hope you dont include us Scots in that rant charles  8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 20, 2009, 04:17:37 am
well... Last I checked, you were pretty much Prisoners Of Mother England *lol*

Nah. My grandparents are scotts.  Decendents of the McBirnies and the Stewarts.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 20, 2009, 04:49:16 am
well... Last I checked, you were pretty much Prisoners Of Mother England *lol*
*Muttering* 1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual....
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 20, 2009, 05:41:13 am
Just to catch up posting body parts my left hand.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 20, 2009, 07:51:59 pm
wearing white mickey mouse tank top no bra and blue jean caprice cut pants.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 20, 2009, 08:42:38 pm
I'm wearing a speedo and a Aloha shirt.

Or at least I would be if I owned a speedo and Aloha shirt.


(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/08012008/3/2/4/8/32486e714c7a80_full.png)


SUUUPAAAAA!!!!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 20, 2009, 11:11:38 pm
In bed wearing nothing but a lime green robe  :'( :-X
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 21, 2009, 04:19:47 am
Wearing my jeans... wich are dying because i overwear them....
But they are so good.. and tight.. and... hmmmmmmmm  :-*
Oh... And a hoody
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 21, 2009, 06:31:54 am
yes. yesssss. describe what is going on in your lovely pants more!
I'll just be over here with the creepy look on my face! :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 21, 2009, 09:47:41 am
There's a hole in my jeans..... Near my crotch area.....Dunno how that got there tho.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 22, 2009, 03:06:48 am
back to wearing my black jeans.need to buy more cargo/combats from my local army surplass  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 22, 2009, 04:54:33 am
Friction.

One of the reasons I stopped wearing TRIPP pants was that they fell apart.  I would buy them at the store, put them on later, and suddenly the shit is falling off of them.  It later came to a point where I was tearing all of the dangly junk off so I'd have more regular black pants, but then they'd find some other way to tear themselves apart.  Like the crotch area, which decided one day to just rip.
TRIPP pants?  More like JERK pants.  >:C
Extra 10 points for not going with the easy RIPP pants joke.

Just my battered bluejeans and my Feelin' Horny shirt today.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 22, 2009, 10:12:55 am
Training pants and a 'liberated' swedish army t-shirt :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 22, 2009, 01:34:35 pm
I'm wearing the most boring outfit ever. Jeans... And a t-shirt. I'm so unique when I'm on vacation.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 22, 2009, 01:58:13 pm
There's a hole in my jeans..... Near my crotch area.....Dunno how that got there tho.

Yayhoo! Easy access!  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 22, 2009, 02:02:13 pm
I'm wearing the most boring outfit ever. Jeans... And a t-shirt. I'm so unique when I'm on vacation.

More like the best outfit ever. That's all I ever wear... maybe with a Long sleeve shirt or hoodie with it.


Edit: just making this more readable
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 22, 2009, 02:06:55 pm
dont feel comfortable in jeans prefer cargo's/combats.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 22, 2009, 02:55:14 pm
./loves her cargo pants
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 22, 2009, 03:43:48 pm
You guys are crazy, jeans all the way. Keeps warm in the winter!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 22, 2009, 04:04:29 pm
Nah! in my experience jeans are the worst thing to keep you warm and dry in winter, they take too long to dry out and go all cold and clamy.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 22, 2009, 04:32:05 pm
No jeans aren't good when it snows heavily, but we don't get a lot of big snows around here. Mostly flurries that don't even stick to the ground
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 23, 2009, 02:34:36 am
Jeans are extremely uncomfortable! They rub and scratch all the wrong places with their disgustingly rough fabric. Skirts and dresses all the way!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 23, 2009, 02:37:16 am
ok its 22.6 Degrees C outside so why am i wearing my black jeans again?  ??? :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 23, 2009, 02:49:53 am
Jeans are extremely uncomfortable! They rub and scratch all the wrong places with their disgustingly rough fabric. Skirts and dresses all the way!

That completely depends. Over the years I've had some damn comfortable jeans. The pair I was wearing today. seconded as sleep wear during the winter. But I also have a pair that has never been soft... ever, even after wearing them almost daily for a good month...

Don't give me that look they got washed plenty often...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 23, 2009, 08:31:06 am
Stupid friction is ruining my jeans!!!!
Well... just my favourita pair... my other jeans never had that problem..

I'm wearing my grey sweatpants as seen in the 360 pic, and a black top.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Trombonefellow on June 23, 2009, 08:33:59 am
White sweatpants with green stripes, and a regular ol' navy blue tshirt...you guys make me feel so plain.  :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 23, 2009, 08:34:34 am
 :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 23, 2009, 11:10:11 am
Jeans are extremely uncomfortable! They rub and scratch all the wrong places with their disgustingly rough fabric. Skirts and dresses all the way!
Fine for you to say, lady.

Anyway, I'm wearing the kilt again, and a decepticons T-shirt.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 23, 2009, 03:05:02 pm
Men's jeans are more comfortable than women's jeans.

This seems to be how most pants go, however, since pants are built to be comfy for men and ZOMG ASS ENHANCING AND BY THAT WE MEAN SQUEEZING IT SO DAMN TIGHT YOU CAN'T BREATHE for women.


QFT
Even though I do own both men's and women's jeans, and they're both very oncomfortable... The female ones win the squeeze-and-annoy contest.

Churba: No one is stopping you from wearing a dress.  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 23, 2009, 03:15:26 pm
You mean, again. And anyway, Where would I get a dress over here, I'm broke as a joke, and I can hardly wear something that's just pulled from a bargain bin and doesn't suit me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 23, 2009, 04:19:11 pm
@Churba: Just tell everyone you're wearing a jumper.  I think Americans call dresses jumpers.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 23, 2009, 04:55:56 pm
What the hell is a jumper?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 23, 2009, 05:01:50 pm
Australian definition of Jumper:
(http://www.viperkit.co.uk/site/images/uploads/Viper-Jumper.jpg)

American definition of Jumper:
(http://z.about.com/d/teenfashion/1/0/p/4/-/-/Heart_Jumper_Dress.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 23, 2009, 05:03:29 pm
Oh. News to me, but I don't know much about clothes after 'pants' and 'shirts'. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 23, 2009, 11:27:12 pm
I'm wearing a orange Illini T-shirt with the chief on it and short blue jean shorts ^_^ :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 23, 2009, 11:30:38 pm
If you can guess what I'm wearing, I'll take it off.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 23, 2009, 11:37:23 pm
Cargo pants and a T-shirt I assume
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 23, 2009, 11:39:25 pm
tough question, I know! guess I get to take them off now.

(was going to get ready for bed anyway ;P )
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 24, 2009, 12:02:19 am
gonna put on a show?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 24, 2009, 12:16:54 am
back from work so wearing my sweaty Grey Avro T-shrit and track suit bottoms.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 24, 2009, 12:20:55 am
I do have a webcam now. ./tease
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 24, 2009, 12:22:06 am
 :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 24, 2009, 12:27:59 am
meh i'd have to go search for where sis put my web cam. :-\ i'm to lazy right now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 24, 2009, 12:29:16 am
Mine is built in to my new laptop. It's so god damn sexy, the 9 series nvidia card makes all of compiz's super sweet effects run like ...like....like sex!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 24, 2009, 12:29:29 am
got two i think? know one of them works but dont use it often.  where the PC is a bit too dark to use.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 24, 2009, 12:31:31 am
i got plenty of light. i just have no idea where it is currently :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 24, 2009, 12:36:24 am
off for a shower and then will be wearing a pair of Tartan PJ bottoms and an old hiking T-shirt
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 24, 2009, 12:38:08 am
Mine is built in to my new laptop. It's so god damn sexy, the 9 series nvidia card makes all of compiz's super sweet effects run like ...like....like sex!

Specs? on everything not just the card.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 24, 2009, 01:11:42 am
bad to the bone pirate t-shirt from the Bahamas and khaki capris.

who here has actually had sex in a vehicle? and if you haven't what vehicle do you think would be most/least comfy to do it in?

everyone at a party i went to said my mum's Cadillac would be a good sex car.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 24, 2009, 01:16:55 am
I've had it a few times in a simple Ford Lancer about 6-7 years ago.  It did the job.

Personally I don't think you can really go past the good old Shaggin Wagon for a sex mobile.  Unless you're after style, in which case you'd want an open top Cadillac, park it at a deserted lookout point and go for gold!

(http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/100-greatest/03-large/23-cadillac-eldorado.jpg)

Shaggin Wagon
(http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/images/years/1974/holden_hq_sandman.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 24, 2009, 01:21:31 am
.... that looks like a hearse.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 24, 2009, 01:27:45 am
It was a popular vehicle in its time for surfers and musicians because it was a cross between a van and a car (and it was cheap).

But good thinking Pozf, a Hearse would be perfect for sex!  Plenty of room to lie down without bumping your head and if it has a coffin then those things are usually padded and comfy for an even better time  :'(. (note: it's not a hearse above, it is a different vehicle, shorter than a hearse.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 24, 2009, 01:32:07 am
Of course it's more than just the video card.

It's the asus X83Vm-X2 (http://reviews.cnet.com/laptops/asus-x83vm-x2-core/4507-3121_7-33514638.html?tag=mncol;psum). Ugly brown, but I only paid 400$ for it new. ;P
Intel Core 2 Duo P7450 ( 2.13 GHz  ), 4 gigs of ram... I immediately installed ubuntu 9.04 before even booting into vista. yuck.

I've had a lot of sex in different cars with different people when I was younger. Swore it off, as cars are fucking uncomfortable, and it's a stupid kid move. Town cars are fucking spacious.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 24, 2009, 01:37:33 am
I agree. Sex in a car is a novelty thing.  Sort of like sex in an airplane bathroom.  You do it once, maybe a few times, and then you realise it's just not that great.  The bedroom is always the best place.  Couch, pool, shower and spa are also great places but the car is either just a novelty thing or a place of convenience when you're really horny for some strange reason and just can't wait for home.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 24, 2009, 01:46:00 am
Very nice especially the price. *btw the link is all fucked up, had to remove an http// and quotes to get to the site >.> )

Coffins are NOT comfortable, they have a very small layer of foam, on top of big springs. They're not designed to be comfortable,just to look nice.
Don't ask me how I know, for the life of me I don't know.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 24, 2009, 01:49:28 am
Fixed o.O

but yeah. Beds are where it's at (sex, that is.)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 24, 2009, 02:00:30 am
So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 24, 2009, 02:19:38 am
I don't do the 'sex' thing, unfortunately.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Trombonefellow on June 24, 2009, 04:03:17 am
So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?

The floor, that turned out to be a bad idea...

At the moment I'm wearing another t-shirt and another pair of grey sweatpants.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 24, 2009, 08:42:22 am
Worst car...a Series 3 Land Rover there is nothing in it just a metal floor and the bench seats dont move.
Best car.....Vauxhaul Cavalier, once you got the front seats reclined.

Best type of mattress: box standard one, would end up getting sea sick on a water bed.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 24, 2009, 10:13:25 am
Sex in a car.... Hehehe
 ::)

Sex on the bathroomfloor
 :(

Sex in front of your desk
 :-\

Sex in bed
 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 24, 2009, 11:42:42 am
Sex.... It can be good and it can be bad.. depends on your state of mind.
For the first time sex? I'd say for most it was bad...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 24, 2009, 12:21:26 pm
Anyone ever have sex in a tree?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 24, 2009, 01:48:52 pm
Not me...
Can't imagine how that would work.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 24, 2009, 02:53:56 pm
Not me...
Can't imagine how that would work.

Certain acrobatic expertise may be required.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 24, 2009, 03:00:03 pm
Just watch Animal Planet, they'll have something about monkeys eventually >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 24, 2009, 04:26:47 pm
you find a branch that can support both your weights, then straddle your partner. Woman on top or reverse cowgirl obviously. or you could just use the trunk as a brace and do it doggly stile if you're too lazy to climb it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on June 24, 2009, 04:53:34 pm
you find a branch that can support both your weights, then straddle your partner. Woman on top or reverse cowgirl obviously. or you could just use the trunk as a brace and do it doggly stile if you're too lazy to climb it.
Or use a Treehouse.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 24, 2009, 05:38:01 pm
So uh... whats more comfortable during the sex: A water bed, one of those memory foam bed things, or a standard mattress?
A relatively firm mattress.  Obviously you don't want something as hard as a carpet floor but you don't want something REALLY soft or it's just too hard to maneuver around.

In a water bed, the woman sinks way down when she's on her back, which makes missionary position really hard.  On all fours, your unstable and cowgirl can have a few of the same access problems as missionary.  Again, it's some great fun when you're really frisky and it's good for the novelty of using the motion of the bed to do some of the work, but I wouldn't get one as a permanent bed 'cos it would just get annoying every time.

Not sure on the memory foam but providing it's not too soft it would probably work as well as any mattress.  Only issue might be if its sunk in certain parts and you can't get a good, stable surface.

The other good thing about a bed is pillows.  Pillows are bed sex's best friend 'cos you can use it to prop up hips for either partner, or the woman can use it for the front of her body if she's on all fours so she's not supporting her weight on her hands.  They're great for other things that I won't go into detail about but I'd put them as the number 1 sex toy with any reasonable vibrator a close second.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 24, 2009, 06:12:45 pm
I'd say memory foam, that way if you ended up in a position you really liked, you can remember what it was by looking at the imprint on the bed.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 24, 2009, 09:27:34 pm
It was a popular vehicle in its time for surfers and musicians because it was a cross between a van and a car (and it was cheap).

But good thinking Pozf, a Hearse would be perfect for sex!  Plenty of room to lie down without bumping your head and if it has a coffin then those things are usually padded and comfy for an even better time  :'(. (note: it's not a hearse above, it is a different vehicle, shorter than a hearse.)

...O.o well i suppose if there were no dead body inside...

*shakes head of zombie sexing image in my brain*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 24, 2009, 09:58:02 pm
Hey the undead need lovin' too.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: dataslave on June 24, 2009, 10:18:37 pm
I definitely agree with charles...

Firm Mattress = easy to roll around on and change positions
Others = hard to move around on

Anybody had experience on a trampoline?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 24, 2009, 10:42:07 pm
I have slept on a trampoline many times (just as a kid, for a sort of camp out thing).  You'd have to put a blanket on it or it'd be too rough on knees and the rest of the naked body.  They don't dip nearly as much as a water bed or anything, they're fairly easy to roll around in and lie on so yeah, I reckon that could work fairly well.  Might be a pain in some instances since you'd always be rolling towards the middle, etc.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 24, 2009, 10:49:32 pm
actually that sounds kinda  :-\... kinky(http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/winknudge.gif)

sex on a trampoline I mean.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 25, 2009, 12:16:07 am
Have not had sex up a tree but had sex in a bush  8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 25, 2009, 12:32:14 am
Bush, beach, desert.  Heck, Sex outside of civilisation is just not great when the dirt gets everywhere and you're itching all over.  Another novelty.

Granted, it's great to try all these places.  Hell I wouldn't tell anyone not to have fun and try for some spice and adventure in their sex lives. It's great to get out of the bedroom just for some variety, etc.  But the ultimate place for sex will always be a nice, normal bed in my opinion.

What about positions?  Whats the best one?

My personal favorite is cowgirl since it leaves me resting and my hands free to... explore.  The missionary would have to be the best for a simplistic thing but holding your bodyweight up can be a pain for the guy.  I'd say spooning or variations of it where both partners are lying down is probably one of the better since you're not supporting your bodyweight on any limbs, so you can keep it up for a couple of hours without getting aches.  Although it does have the problem that at least the man will be left lying a little awkwardly on one of his arms.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 25, 2009, 12:35:37 am
ok sex on a beach sounds like a completely asinine idea... I mean there is sand EVERYWHERE, and it gets EVERYWHERE. It leads me to believe there will be MUCH discomfort, afterward, for those who do it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 25, 2009, 12:36:45 am
aye sand does tend to get into the most discomfortable of places
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 25, 2009, 12:39:31 am
Well, you usually do it on a towel obviously.  Otherwise standing or on all fours.  The Ocean isn't too bad, sure you get bits of sand and stuff in places out there but you get that anyway just by swimming out there, plus the added bonus that the sea takes away all those messy bodily fluids for all the fishes to munch on or the other swimmers to paddle through.  :-X

HAHA, again it's a novelty and variety thing which is a bit of fun at the time but not something you'd do with any regularity.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 25, 2009, 12:40:23 am
I've had sex outside before.... while hiking in the grass or bushes. When I was younger, don't do stuff like that anymore.

Also, under a stairwell in a library back in college. O.o

How about sex in a bath? (Totally posting from the bath right now)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 25, 2009, 12:41:39 am
Yep had sex in a bath......did not go "down" to well
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 25, 2009, 12:42:26 am
Standing/ on all fours makes more sense, but still towels have tons of sand on them>.> I've spent Tons on time at the beach where I never leave the towel/ blanket/chair and I still end up with sand Everywhere.


wouldn't that be kind of uh... messy. I mean the water must get all over the bathroom.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 25, 2009, 12:42:55 am
I prefer a spa bath.  I find the normal baths to just be too narrow and awkward, but the spa is a bloody great one (or a bath with similar room to move, etc.

If you're going for the shower then those shower/bath hybrids are great because of the extra space.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 25, 2009, 12:44:43 am
In a shower sounds like it would be good just because you wouldn't have to shower afterward because of all of the lack of sweating.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 25, 2009, 12:54:13 am
spa baths are much nicer, most like the one I'm in now are cramped even for one person relaxing. I would kill for a nice deep japanese cedar bath. ./couth

Made for some interesting vacation nights at nice hotels though.

Still, it didn't really work as well. The water messes with lubrication/friction in icky ways. Showers are better with that, but have the fear of slipping.

Man, guess I'm just getting old and want to stick to nice beds.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 25, 2009, 12:58:47 am
Have not had sex up a tree but had sex in a bush  8)

... was it a... SHRUBBErY!?
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Post by: charles on June 25, 2009, 01:01:43 am
I know what you mean with the slipping.  Happened to me once and I smashed the glass. Fortunately it was that stuff with wire meshing in it so I just got a few scratches in my back and didn't go right through but its a slightly scary memory caught in the back of my mind every time I get lucky in the shower again.

But yes, you point out the other problem with sex in water.  Lubrication doesn't go so well, thus you can only go at it for a fairly short time before things get... rough and unpleasant.

Don't worry about getting old.  Your out of it because you've tried most of it.  If you hadn't tried most of it, you'd probably still be open to the idea but now you've "been there, done that" there's just little point in going back for another go when you've already got the experience in your belt and the bed is so much better.

But I am SOOOOOO renovating my bathroom to have a spa-bath when I get my own place.
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Post by: Pozf on June 25, 2009, 01:16:53 am
Man, guess I'm just getting old and want to stick to nice beds.

I somehow think that's just good sense.
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Post by: dataslave on June 25, 2009, 03:36:00 am
But I am SOOOOOO renovating my bathroom to have a spa-bath when I get my own place.

recently got our own place - best change we made WAS renovating our bathroom - took out the old boring tub/shower combo put in larger shower with clear glass doors and adjustable lighting above.

What is great about the shower is the water - wife looks amazing wet. Not the most practical (fortunately never slipped - what works best for us is her bent over hands on wall), but holding a soapy wet body close to you in the shower is definitely one of the best things in life  :)

That being said, I agree with those who said it better - novelty is just that - fun but short lived - the best times have ALWAYS been in bed.
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 25, 2009, 09:47:33 am
How about sex...ON A BICYCLE?


For those of us that don't have cars.
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Post by: Oddball on June 25, 2009, 09:56:06 am
Hmmm intresting idea there
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Post by: Churba on June 25, 2009, 12:20:25 pm
How about sex...ON A BICYCLE?


For those of us that don't have cars.
On my motorcycle while it was parked a few times, but never while moving.
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 25, 2009, 01:18:47 pm
So what is everyone's ideal sex location then?
Mine would be on a blanket spread over the engine covers (thus the rear chassi top armor, not the engines themselves) on an idling tank XD and yea that'd be a bit too hard a surface for some positions, even with the thick wool blanket.
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Post by: Selan on June 25, 2009, 02:42:06 pm
In the bed!
I don't like all the hassle that comes with finding spots and whatever...
It takes my mind off...
And i need to stay focused.
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Post by: Churba on June 25, 2009, 02:45:54 pm
So what is everyone's ideal sex location then?
Mine would be on a blanket spread over the engine covers (thus the rear chassi top armor, not the engines themselves) on an idling tank XD and yea that'd be a bit too hard a surface for some positions, even with the thick wool blanket.
Well, it depends on the person, really - For example, I've dated girls close to my height, and unless you're in one of those showers that's also a bath, impossible to have sex in comfortably. Shorter girl, no worries. Some girls, you restrict it to the bedroom, others it's perfectly fine to be out and about.
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 25, 2009, 02:46:48 pm
A pirate ship.
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Post by: Smiles on June 25, 2009, 08:05:26 pm
I'm wearing my blood sweat and tears 40th anniversary T_shirt, white undies and no pants.
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 25, 2009, 08:57:49 pm
Lol, I just found out one of the sexy anime pictures I posted here got removed from photobucket due to terms of use violation.
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Post by: Smiles on June 26, 2009, 12:20:57 pm
lolz that's specials.
course I'm naked right now cuz about to hit the shower.

^_^ ;D
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Post by: Oddball on June 26, 2009, 04:02:49 pm
here is a shocker..wearing brown trousers and a green t-shirt
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Post by: charles on June 26, 2009, 04:52:42 pm
Because EMP_Dragon PMed me to ask how to use pillows as the best sex toy.

I'll now share the knowledge with you all *lol*

The obvious use is to cushion the head and/or prop it up while one or both partners are lying down in some sexual position.  A very common use of a pillow in sex is to place it under the woman's buttocks or hips before assuming the missionary position; this pivots the pelvis and increases depth of pentration.  The woman can also lie face down and have some pillows under her stomach and hips to elevate them for a relaxed doggy style, or she may simply put them under her chest to hold her upper boddy weight while her legs elevate the rear and thus, leave her arms free to reach behind and around or under.  Some couples also use a pillow for one partner to rub their genitals against while performing oral sex on the other, thus providing a measure of stimulation for either the woman or man.  They're also great to cuddle, bite and scream or shout into during intense and noisy intercourse allowing a participant to "let go" to a greater extent without feeling self concious at the noise levels.  Beyond that a partner can rub a soft pillow against their partners buttocks, back or other parts for further stimulation and play during intercourse, but light-hearted pillow fights are also great.

Sure there's other things we consider sex toys far more than a pillow, but pillows are simply taken for granted because they are always present on a bed and are not primarily designed for the purpose of enhancing sexual intercourse.  However I'm certain that making love on a bed with no pillows every time would quickly lead to the realisation of their importance to any couple.
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Post by: Razzly on June 27, 2009, 06:46:45 am
I don't know about you people, but I would never put my head on something that has been used to rub someone's genitals.
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Post by: Selan on June 27, 2009, 08:03:24 am
I don't know about you people, but I would never put my head on something that has been used to rub someone's genitals.

 :-*

While reading this i was thinking the same!
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Post by: Pozf on June 27, 2009, 02:22:11 pm
Just have a pillow specifically for that?
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Post by: charles on June 27, 2009, 04:45:52 pm
Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*

Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above.  Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.

As always, it depends on the couple.
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Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 27, 2009, 04:50:21 pm
tie dye tshirt and chef pants
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Post by: charles on June 27, 2009, 04:53:11 pm
Naked in bed. Heading to the shower with the Mrs.
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Post by: Selan on June 27, 2009, 04:54:35 pm
 :-*
Have fun hun!
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Post by: charles on June 27, 2009, 05:29:16 pm
Both of us all clean now. Wearing a robe.
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 27, 2009, 08:55:46 pm
Both of us all clean now. Wearing a robe.

Is that between the two of your or...?
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 27, 2009, 09:07:45 pm
black leather vest, beige pants, blue sneakers, OD t-shirt, black socks and white boxers, sitting at work at 6:06AM after a gas leak alarm at 4AM observing the plant's processes.
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Post by: Selan on June 28, 2009, 05:34:43 am
Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*

Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above.  Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.

The sheets stay clean ;)
But if i rub my pillow against genitals they are sure to get eeew on them + that's where my head ends up.
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Post by: Razzly on June 28, 2009, 09:42:34 am
Yet you'll happily go to sleep on the very sheets you've just had sex on? *lol*

Obviously not all couples would use the pillows for every one of those actions I listed above.  Some will only ever use them to prop their head up, and hell, yeah there are people out there who are so fussy they'll insist on a change of the sheets after every sexual encounter or for towels to be used, etc.

As always, it depends on the couple.

...Yes?

I think it's common sense to change the sheets after every sexual encounter. Think of all the sweat and questionable fluids... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Post by: Selan on June 28, 2009, 10:12:53 am
Not me.. i like my sheets dirty  :-X
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Post by: Oddball on June 28, 2009, 11:32:12 am
Green T-shirt and black double linered tracksuit bottoms
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Post by: dataslave on June 28, 2009, 06:01:04 pm
Sex is just messy... to avoid the "who has to sleep in the wet spot" conversation, we keep towels at the ready as preventative - there is no limit to handy they can be (almost as handy as charles' pillows).  Sheets just don't get changed when you're done, it's late and you're tired.
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Post by: charles on June 28, 2009, 06:18:38 pm
Sheets just don't get changed when you're done, it's late and you're tired.
Particularly tired after the effort just spent ;)

*meh* It's down to people's preferences I think.  Some go to the extent of showers as well.  My Mrs. is normally very fussy but after the effort and late at night, she nods off without a problem. 

You can avoid major "wet patches" by moving around every so often, usually to change positions.  If you stay in the same spot, you're sure to put plenty of sweat into a single spot on the sheets.  Obviously up on all fours is the best position for avoiding fluids on the sheets.  A condom can help the the obvious fluid while a simple hand towel to wipe up with is all the woman should need.
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Post by: RoninAngel on June 28, 2009, 08:53:31 pm
what's my favorite sex location?
Inside a vagina. Defenently inside a vagina.
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Post by: Smiles on June 28, 2009, 11:31:49 pm
wel this puts a new meaning on the japanese rock band called " The Pillows"
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Post by: Razzly on June 29, 2009, 02:33:08 am
With the risk of sounding like a 10-year old - sex is really gross.

But hey, I hear it's supposed to be great too, so who cares. ^^
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 03:03:04 am
It's just so horribly messy....Like.... Seriously! WTF??
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 29, 2009, 03:03:46 am
Messy is yummy! ;D
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 03:04:45 am
Not if you have a weak stomach.
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 29, 2009, 03:06:22 am
Oh... well, I guess not everyone has been de-sensitized to messyness in general by a job like mine...
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 03:10:36 am
Stop making me feel sick!
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Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 07:44:05 am
You think sex is messy and sick? What about the "glory" of Child birth? Not to mention the proud honor of changing nappies and cleaning tar like poop off a baby's lower half (thats right, I said lower half, not just bottoms. The stuff goes EVERYWHERE inside that nappy).  Isn't having a child just so wonderful? *lol*

Making love is greatest when you can abandon yourself to the intimacy and passions of the moment.  Unfortunately those who are most self concious of both themselves and the "mess" involved tend to be the ones with the most difficulty in doing just that.

I swear, we've become a blasted germophobic nation. Thank God I grew up in the Solomon Islands where the food bowls were made of bat dung *lol*
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 29, 2009, 08:07:15 am
I swear, we've become a blasted germophobic nation. Thank God I grew up in the Solomon Islands where the food bowls were made of bat dung *lol*

Charles, mate, you just MADE MY FREAKING DAY! ;D 8) ;D
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 08:13:57 am
Making love is greatest when you can abandon yourself to the intimacy and passions of the moment.  Unfortunately those who are most self concious of both themselves and the "mess" involved tend to be the ones with the most difficulty in doing just that.

It's the "not able stay focused" part that makes it difficult to always enjoy a sexual encounter, i don't care about the messy part much tho. But it would be nice if it wasn't that way  8)

And about kids.... EEEW!!! Stop screwing with my head by filling it with images of childbirth and such...
*shivers*
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 29, 2009, 08:43:01 am
With the risk of sounding like a 10-year old - sex is really gross.

But hey, I hear it's supposed to be great too, so who cares. ^^


Everything biological is gross. Think about eating! All that saliva....that chewings...bits of everything in your mouth....shoving alien substances through a hole in your head to prolong your life. Disgusting meatbags!

You think sex is messy and sick? What about the "glory" of Child birth? Not to mention the proud honor of changing nappies and cleaning tar like poop off a baby's lower half (thats right, I said lower half, not just bottoms. The stuff goes EVERYWHERE inside that nappy).  Isn't having a child just so wonderful? *lol*\

Obviously childbirth is horrific and unnatural. Non-meatbags thus choose to "build" their children.

It's the "not able stay focused" part that makes it difficult to always enjoy a sexual encounter, i don't care about the messy part much tho. But it would be nice if it wasn't that way  8)

Lol, I have a friend who said everytime he had sex, they'd be on the couch or bed or whatever and in the middle of it he'd suddenly think, "Oh shit! I'm missing Yu Yu Hakusho!"

I kid you not.
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 09:34:07 am
I tend to drift off and think about the croceries i still need to do, or get songs in my head that are totaly inapropriate...
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Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 09:36:56 am
@CDSM: *lol* yeah, child birth and rearing children is a messy process, but it's still considered the mirracle of life and parents look past those "messy" parts and simply end up joking about them and accepting them.  Even during pregnancy, no-one thinks too much about the fetus peeing inside the uterus.  It's just this wonderful thing that kicks against the walls.

All these people brought up in this germophobic time where I see people carrying sanity wipes and hand sanitizer lotions 24/7, then using them after pushing a shopping trolly or before and after every flippin meal.  It's no wonder the feel of our own, hot sweaty body let alone the feeling of another person's hot sweaty body against ours, often gives people the shivers.  And thats lead to more difficulty in people being able to ignore those feelings and abandon themselves to the passion of making love, because TV, media and a bajillion doctors are all hammering into us from birth that we need to be self-concious of these things.
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 09:43:22 am
Meh it's just psycological problems that some of us have.
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Post by: Razzly on June 29, 2009, 10:38:13 am
Childbirth is one of the most vile, disgusting and unrewarding things that I can think of. Torn vaginas, blood, excrement, stretched, gaping cervixes and vaginal openings, excruciating pain. MESS! MESSSSSS!!! GROSS!

 I would never ever put myself through something like that just to rewarded with a pink, wrinkly thing that screams and poops for the first year of its life, after wich it starts behaving like one of those tiny demons in cartoons, and gets even louder than it was before.

I'll stick with my puppy.
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Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 10:42:40 am
@Razzly: So I take it you don't plan to ever have children? *lol*

Hell, I don't care what you say. I'll bet you love holding babies and putting your hands on a pregnant tummy to feel a kick *lol*.  I know I did with my nephew and my sister in-law is currently carrying my next who's due within the next few weeks.
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 10:54:10 am
Actually i agree with Razzly here, and no i don't feel happy and fuzzy and warm inside when i hold a tiny baby... Not even my sisters baby gave me that feeling of love. Mind you i like my little cousins a lot and would go to hell and back for them. But to have a kid of my own? Nah...
And i never payed that much attention to my sisters pregnant belly and wen't all "aah and oooh" when the baby kicked.

On a side note.. i'm wearing jeans and a shirt..
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Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 11:22:03 am
Naked in bed, next to my snoring naked Mrs.


...Damn she'll kill me if she ever reads this *lol*
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Post by: Razzly on June 29, 2009, 11:35:55 am
@Charles: Me? Children? Oh no, I'm afraid that beside my tokophobia and dislike for children, I would never have the patience for a 2-year old. I'd too easily become one of those mothers who accidentally kill their child in a fit of rage... And I don't want to give up my life for anyone else. I want to live for me and me only. [/selfish to the core]

Also, nice that you like the kicking and babies - but do remember that -you- don't have to push it through a tiny little hole and suffer 9 months of moodswings, nausea, stretch marks and other permanent changes on your body.

I'm sorry, I'm a bit neurotic about pregnancy. Sometimes I get so bad that I can't be in a room with a pregnant person without getting dizzy and nauseated.

EDIT: Oh, and I'm sure that from this text you can tell that I would never put my hands anywhere near a pregnant belly. Reminds me too much of Alien.
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Post by: Razzly on June 29, 2009, 01:01:54 pm
For some reason I get the sensation that the two of you have fully covered this topic before, and have pretty much argued your points...

I get that feeling too. But I don't mind repeating. :]
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Post by: Pozf on June 29, 2009, 01:27:02 pm
All these people brought up in this germophobic time where I see people carrying sanity wipes and hand sanitizer lotions 24/7, then using them after pushing a shopping trolly or before and after every flippin meal.  It's no wonder the feel of our own, hot sweaty body let alone the feeling of another person's hot sweaty body against ours, often gives people the shivers.  And thats lead to more difficulty in people being able to ignore those feelings and abandon themselves to the passion of making love, because TV, media and a bajillion doctors are all hammering into us from birth that we need to be self-concious of these things.

See I'm just germ concious, I wash my hands before and after I'm gonna do sometihng extremely dirty, all those hand sanitizers are good for certain things but it's bad to abuse them.

As to all this kid buisiness, I hate them terribly. They're annoying, stupid, they don't listen, they're gross, and I wouldn't be able to deal with the fuckers without giving them some kind of mental damage. When I move out I plan on getting myself a vasectomy shortly afterward.
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Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 29, 2009, 01:31:48 pm
Heck, I want to live in a desert where it's too hot and dry for anything to live.

Except me, I mean.

Actually, I want to buried in a desert, so I become preserved and I'd have a piece of paper reading "I left all my millions in..." and maybe someone would find me and spend their entire life searching for a treasure that doesn't exist.
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Post by: Oddball on June 29, 2009, 03:00:23 pm
dont like kids............since i cant eat a whole one in one sitting  ;D
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Post by: Pozf on June 29, 2009, 03:05:13 pm
But see, this is all right because you're MALE and if you're MALE you don't HAVE to want kids.

For whatever reason women are expected to want and/or love children, and if they don't, then ZOMG SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THEM.

That's because society demands you conform, to the norm of what people think is right. It's bullshit.

And Odd that's because you aren't cooking it correctly, it's mostly fat which you can easily cook off/trim.
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Post by: Oddball on June 29, 2009, 03:09:01 pm
Its due to a strange reaction i had due to tonsilitis and gladular fever cant explain it.
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Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 03:14:36 pm
Also, nice that you like the kicking and babies - but do remember that -you- don't have to push it through a tiny little hole and suffer 9 months of moodswings, nausea, stretch marks and other permanent changes on your body.

Of course not. Thats what the Mrs. is for  :o :o :o ;D

@Deatzh: Might have been someone else. I can't recall being the one who covered it *shrug* and wait! You is woman and you don't like kidz? OMGWTFBBQ U IZ WIRD! *kidding*

@Pozf: *meh* my hands get washed in the show and after every dunny visit. Thats about it unless they get obviously dirty like after working in the garden or something.
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Post by: Trombonefellow on June 29, 2009, 03:21:24 pm
@Razzly: So I take it you don't plan to ever have children? *lol*

Pff, who need kids when you can have pets?
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Post by: Oddball on June 29, 2009, 03:24:08 pm
Mum is a child minder and they drive me nuts so they have put me off kids for a while
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Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 03:33:08 pm
Akasha needs to come here and put the sex back into this thread :p
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Post by: Oddball on June 29, 2009, 03:37:18 pm
I could do that......but too tired
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Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 03:40:06 pm
Does this work?

(http://www.freewebs.com/rallyt/bonbinayj9.jpg)
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Post by: Oddball on June 29, 2009, 03:41:35 pm
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Bunny ears  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 03:45:58 pm
GROUP HUG FOR AFFECTION STARVED DEATZH!

(http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/group-hug1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 03:47:10 pm
 :o

Alright......

Anyway.. Yes Please draw something for us to get this thread back on track ;)
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Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 03:49:36 pm
Come on guys, this is the sex thread, not the procreation thread. :P

I'm sitting here in the heat in my underwear. I should really put clothes back on and be productive.. God it's so hot here T-T
Saw a car on fire downtown earlier today too ._.

That group hug picture made me feel so icky! xP Better take a bath to wash it off:
(I actually took this for the strip jello twister thread, cause I thought the salt looked like jello >.> )
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts.jpg)

Let's see you match that, Charles!

Edit: @Deatzh, yeah totally draw something!

a much more better group hug, maybe?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 29, 2009, 03:57:41 pm
That group hug picture is just... ugh. gross.

And I'm feeling an extremely strong urge to go clean that bathtub...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 03:58:38 pm
nigori bath salts are supposed to be like that. :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 29, 2009, 04:00:21 pm
lemme rephrase, those tiles, the black stuff. *shudder*
I know it's probably just old caulking, but I'd give it a damn good scrubbing just because.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 04:02:16 pm
They've gotten good scrubbings, old caulking it must be.

You're free to come enter my bathtub and try ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on June 29, 2009, 04:03:10 pm
with or with out you in the tub Akashayi?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 29, 2009, 04:07:16 pm
YAY!!! Our saviour!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 29, 2009, 04:32:35 pm
with or with out you in the tub Akashayi?

you have NO idea how hard it would be to clean, if she was in there.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 04:36:48 pm
@Akashayi: yeah, I'm home sick today.  But a bath sounds good... Not sure about trying to take the camera into the bath but *shrug*  I wonder if we have any of thos salts around.  *meh* soap should do just as well.

EDIT: then again, maybe I'll ruin this thread by taking the photo with clear water to show off my hairy legs *PMSL*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 04:42:10 pm
I thought gamers lived for the challenge, Pozf ;P

@charles Do it anyway!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 29, 2009, 04:45:56 pm
Oh I do suppose I could try if you really want me to.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 07:03:53 pm
That's the spirit :)

As for a sex thread drawing, we get plenty of lesbians here at flipside- variety is good! (Granted, there's no such thing as too much lesbian pron)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 10:03:49 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathsml.jpg)

Let's see you match that, Charles!

Alright, I've created a matching photo to Akashayi's but I think I'll wait for the Jellow Strip Twister to finish and post it for that... If I loose.

It was damn hard to match Akashayi's photo.  No offence luv, but I think you're a fair bit shorter than me (I'm 6foot1).  My bath tub might have also been shorter than hers.  In the end, I found that with my legs stretched out I could touch the foot of the tub with my heel and the other end with my arse, so I couldn't get the same effect that Akasha had, but I think I've got one thats close enough.  Heck, there's one version where I just bent my knees to raise them out enough but it doesn't match as well so I'll skip it.

The other problem I had was this.  I walk into the bath room and sure enough there's a bottle of bath lotion and a box of Epsom salts just sitting on the bench. I thought "SWEET!" then I picked them up... Empty.  The Mrs. must have used the last of it in her bath on the weekend and left the empty containers just to taunt me.  Still, I found an old bottle of Radox body wash for men and poured that it which gave the water a blue tinge but not the same milky effect that Akashayi managed.  maybe I needed soap or something *shrug*

Whatever the case, you'll get the photo if I'm beaten at Jellow Strip Poker.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 10:34:47 pm
I am a fair bit shorter than you, at 5'4".

It's going to take maybe a full day for you to lose strip twister... you should just post it now anyway. I'll even up the ante with another picture I took a while ago. Don't ask me why I take pictures in the bath.

See? Knees out of the water. And delicious blue onsen salts. Not so bad >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 10:39:06 pm
Bummer! Why couldn't you have posted that earlier when I still had the bath water in?  I've let it out now, and I'm out of that blue radox :(

I'll see what I can do.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 29, 2009, 10:43:04 pm
I am a fair bit shorter than you, at 5'4".

It's going to take maybe a full day for you to lose strip twister... you should just post it now anyway. I'll even up the ante with another picture I took a while ago. Don't ask me why I take pictures in the bath.

See? Knees out of the water. And delicious blue onsen salts. Not so bad >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts2.jpg)

wow so close... a beutiful, wet akahayi pussy just under those frustrating fingers.
ill be greatful though, beucuase that's probably as close as im gonna get.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 10:45:01 pm
I am a fair bit shorter than you, at 5'4".

It's going to take maybe a full day for you to lose strip twister... you should just post it now anyway. I'll even up the ante with another picture I took a while ago. Don't ask me why I take pictures in the bath.

See? Knees out of the water. And delicious blue onsen salts. Not so bad >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/onsensalts2.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathslm2.jpg)

I've posted the main one in my previous post above and here's the other.  Not the same "knees out of water" as yours, but it'll do for the sake of me not having to run another bath *lol*

@RoninAngel: Would you like to see the wet thing under my fingers as well?  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on June 29, 2009, 10:57:20 pm
I'd say yes, but... Sorry fella, hairy legs are a turnoff. :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 11:00:41 pm
Yeah. I'm never sure what to do about them though.  I mean, should guys shave or trim their legs or is that just as off putting to have a hairless bloke?

I think my real problem isn't the hair, it's my pale complexion.  i need more sun to tan them so the darker hairs don't stand out as much (and maybe the hairs will bleach a bit in the sun as well).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 11:03:58 pm
Buahahahahaha, excellent. ./plots her next move in this game

Pale is good, Charles! Though I can't really speak to any solution for you, as I don't really have that problem :|
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 11:08:06 pm
Buahahahahaha, excellent. ./plots her next move in this game
Oh bugger... She knows I'm home sick and free to take photos... This could get ugly... If it isn't already *lol*

Yeah, you've got a beautiful, golden complexion going on there Akashayi.  Unfortunately I think I've inherited some scottish blood from my mom's side.  Then again, my entire photo looks a little lighter than yours, so maybe it's just a little over exposed *shrug*.

I need more sun.  I've gotta go out the back in the nude more often.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 11:14:01 pm
Oh, I meant with the hair, not the complexion. I try to be as pale as I can. I think maybe I'm just kind of yellow skinned and my cellphone camera sucks >.>

Random! I have some scottish-irish blood in me too! You don't to get radiated out there in the wild sunlight. ./shudder.

It's too bad you're sick, Charles. But I know what will make you all better.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 29, 2009, 11:23:16 pm
dont like kids............since i cant eat a whole one in one sitting  ;D

 ;D ;D *goes to search for the comic that made me think of*

tonight I have nothing but a bulls t-shirt on... I mean nothing else.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 11:25:38 pm
Naked, in bed, sick with flue.

@Akashayi:What will make me feel better? Group hug?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on June 29, 2009, 11:31:50 pm
hey i'm in for a group hug as long as it doesn't look like that picture from earlier.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 29, 2009, 11:39:23 pm
I dunno, girls look pretty good all oiled up rubbing against each other >.>

But sure! A healthy regimen of group hugging and more bathtime pictures will get you fixed up in no time!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 29, 2009, 11:41:15 pm
So this works better then?

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2540322198_0b50c26881.jpg)

Got it, plenty of group hugging and bathtime photos.  I'll search google for some more *lol*

EDIT: Found one you might like

(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs14/300W/f/2007/053/c/2/Caeruleus__Bathtime_by_aingeal.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 01:01:50 am
Not quite where I was going with that, but sure. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 30, 2009, 01:31:11 am
I'm gone for one night, and look what happens!

Lovely legs, Akasha. <3

Charles, about being pale... It's all good! I'm super-pale, but I don't mind, because in the Victorian times, ivory skin was the IN thing. ;) If I were a victorian woman, men would be all over me. Ahem.

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on June 30, 2009, 02:37:03 am
I LOL'd when i scrolled down and saw charles in the badthub!
Good on ya mate!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 30, 2009, 02:45:54 am
I LOL'd when i scrolled down and saw charles in the badthub!
Good on ya mate!

Me too.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 04:24:08 am
I even went to the trouble of matching the items Akashayi had at the end of her bathtub.  bottle, scrunchie-scrub and undies  :o ;D

@Razzly: thats right! you're really white, like a beautiful milky white with those vivid blue eyes.  Trust me... It's still in  ;).
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 30, 2009, 07:40:46 am
I'm gone for one night, and look what happens!

Lovely legs, Akasha. <3

Charles, about being pale... It's all good! I'm super-pale, but I don't mind, because in the Victorian times, ivory skin was the IN thing. ;) If I were a victorian woman, men would be all over me. Ahem.



Hey, there are still plenty of folks in the world that appreciate whiteness.


Of course, they're all racist, so your milage may vary.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 01:24:43 pm
Hey hey hey hey.... hey...... hey now. We prefer racially intolerant thank you very much
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 01:31:15 pm
I don't think enjoying pale, pale skin makes one racist. Does not liking other men sexually make you sexist?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 01:37:06 pm
I'm pretty sure that was just C.D.S.M. being C.D.S.M.
And yes yes it does. I'm totally sexist too!

*obviously joking*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 30, 2009, 02:41:32 pm
I don't think enjoying pale, pale skin makes one racist. Does not liking other men sexually make you sexist?

Well, I'm sure if you went around saying "I wouldn't date non-white girls 'cuz I don't like their skin color", that would get you some frowning expressions.
Of course, that's a given whenever you say stuff like, "I like X type girl/guy only" and the one's that don't fit are like "omg u closeminded".
Someone's gonna flip out over your standard of beauty.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 03:13:02 pm
Of course, that's a given whenever you say stuff like, "I like X type girl/guy only" and the one's that don't fit are like "omg u closeminded".
Someone's gonna flip out over your standard of beauty.

The irony thing about that is, generally the person going "omg u closeminded" is that that person is generaly the one being close minded.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 30, 2009, 03:14:42 pm
That's something I don't understand, though.

I'm not very attracted to black people. That's not because I think they're lesser, or even uglier in any ways - I just don't find them sexually/romantically attractive. I think they're beautiful, nice to look at like art, but I don't find them attractive in that way.

This doesn't make me racist. Just like homosexuals aren't sexist, they just aren't attracted to the opposite gender.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 03:18:58 pm
No it doesn't, but that going to stop some people from telling you, "you are" for that reason.
That's why I don't listen/care what people about me. I've been called racist, sexist, and homophobic, based on the most moronic of reasons.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 30, 2009, 03:23:43 pm
Well, people tend to be idiots.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 03:52:01 pm
The body hair thing is less and less an issue as I get older. While I like my pale, soft skin I find my attractions are ...more mature in nature than they used to be. Huzzah?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 04:09:21 pm
As I get older I just find myself less and less attracted to people in general.

Edit: that's not right, I'm just as attracted, just becoming more disgusted by people.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on June 30, 2009, 04:14:10 pm
Quote from: Razzly
I'm not very attracted to black people. That's not because I think they're lesser, or even uglier in any ways - I just don't find them sexually/romantically attractive. I think they're beautiful, nice to look at like art, but I don't find them attractive in that way.
I was like that.  And naw, it's not racist, just a matter of preference.

I SAY WAS, because then I had a crush on a black dude and now... uh... I guess my preferences are a little different?
It's all fine, tho'.

I used to be pretty close-minded about body hair.  Then I stopped caring.  :V

I'm still a bit picky about body hair. If the man wants to keep hairy legs and armpits, that's fine - but I'd prefer their back and chest to be hairless.

And I of course expect my man to never utter -any- complaint about -my- hairy legs and armpits until he starts to shave himself. ;)

Just kidding, I could never walk around hairy. Especially not in the pits.

Pozf: Aww. That kinda sucks.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 06:05:04 pm
I think the disgust or acceptance of body/leg hair on men is part of age, cos as a girl gets older there's less and less guys her age who are hairless... Unless You're still chasing teenage boys in their 20's.

Despite all the hair you've seen on me, I still have pretty much nothing on my back. Don't know it that'll change as I get older though (28 years old).

*meh* I've asked my wife a few times if she'd like me to wax (and I've even done it a few times for charity or so my sister had someone to practice on for heir hair-dresser apprenticeship) but the Mrs. seems more bothered when I'm hairless than when I'm hairy *lol*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: D Archangel on June 30, 2009, 06:07:40 pm
I've got weird genetics. I can't grow a mustache, but I can grow chin hair. The hair on my arms is clear and short, but the hair on my legs are black and medium length. How weird is that?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 06:12:36 pm
This is a genetic/asian thing, but the guys in my family around my age (as well as several of those whom I'm attracted to) are still completely hairless on their chest legs up into their 30s +

What really got me is when I was suddenly ok as I got older with being attracted to guys with facial hair o.O

...This does not crossover into my attraction to women.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: D Archangel on June 30, 2009, 06:20:36 pm
I don't have chest hair either. ._.

That is weird. Aw, all the mustache lesbians are going to be disappointed.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 06:49:28 pm
What really got me is when I was suddenly ok as I got older with being attracted to guys with facial hair o.O
...This does not crossover into my attraction to women.

I have to say that's the one place I would ask a woman to shave/wax/whatever, facial hair.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 07:43:31 pm
@Pozf: What? you don't like the thought of stubble scraping against stubble as you kiss? *LOL*

Is it just me or do all Asians seem to have the advantages of a natural, golden complexion and less body hair in both men and women?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: D Archangel on June 30, 2009, 07:46:11 pm
I would guess that would be an advantage in the sexual attraction department.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 08:02:13 pm
Still trying to get the image of girls with mustaches out of my head.

On topic, I like lips and teasing kisses. (and biting.) :D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/vocaloidkiss.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 08:14:03 pm
teasing kisses rock!
(http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/fit200x200/encyc/A3848-15.jpg)

I love my ears being nibbled and kissed.  I love doing it as well but the Mrs. finds it too ticklish.  But the collarbone, neck and cheeks are all free range and great stuff as well.  Licking on it's own can feel a bit strange in those parts but if you lick then blow air gently on the spot it can send wonderful shivers through the body.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 08:15:23 pm
HA owned Charles
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 08:43:38 pm
@Pozf: How was I owned???

Alright people.  I've just had a very interesting PM discussion with Akashayi and I've got to ask you all: What do you see just to the left of the base of my middle finger in this photo?

(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathslm2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 08:58:32 pm
mmm, oh dear god, cookies. I could use one.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 09:08:25 pm
Ring.

and because I assume you meant to have an image there other than the one that says "use your OWN server to host images."
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 09:23:51 pm
Bastards! Yeah I'm seeing the picture but evidently you guys aren't *lol*

Poor Akashayi wasn't sure it was my ring.  She asked if something was showing.  I went to the high-res original (that I'd already checked) and couldn't see anything.  She mentioned where it was and I still didn't know what she was talking about until I looked at the low-res and realised what the ring looked like there *LOL*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 09:26:31 pm
It's just what happens when you're as perverted as I am.

Random! Has this ever happened to anyone? Or something similar...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246286224846.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 11:00:29 pm
Akashayi informed me that she enjoys my reactions the best when she posts photos of herself... Probably because I sit there thinking "OH CRAP! I HAVE TO POST ONE TO MATCH!"

Then she suggests in a PM that I should post one for her to match... I'm looking forward to her reaction

Although I guarantee you guys aren't looking forward to the photo below this text

Prepare to loose your lunches!

(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charback2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 11:05:39 pm
... seriously link that shit, and mark it NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN EYES...

No seriously, imagine I was at work and my boss walked up behind me and saw that?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on June 30, 2009, 11:50:17 pm
that image is seriously difficult to recreate without much light here and a crappy cell phone camera. xP

ok, here's the best I could do in this lighting. Now you can all see my ass, posted behind this link (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/rawr.jpg) as suggested by Pozf.

If anyone wants to teleport here with a camera and some extra lamps to help me out ... >.<
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on June 30, 2009, 11:59:59 pm
Already responded but try finding a mirror and just taking the photos over your shoulder or in the left hand at your side.  Doesn't have to be super accurate, you can crop and centre them when you get 'em on the computer. I took over a dozen shots before I got 'em on the computer and found the right one to post.

@Pozf: The rule is to either link an image in a normal thread and warn of it's content, or to mark an entire thread as NSFW or NC-17 which "The Sex Thread" is appropriately marked for.  This might be a thread that you should save checking for home or else you might be trapped like in this image that Akashayi linked earlier in the thread.

(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9464/efb32e0bb5c29667cddc43d.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on July 01, 2009, 12:26:52 am
You should become a contortionist charles.. then you could be really really evil...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 12:33:26 am
I fixed it for you
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/fixed.jpg)

I suppose I could take out the big guns now instead of come up with something original.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246403643966.jpg)

I mean, this is a picture I took years upon years ago.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/wtfmate.jpg)

Congratulations, internet. Not many people have seen that silly image. Will probably take it down soon :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 12:37:11 am
What did you do to me!?

Damn! that'll be a hard one to pull off.  What have you got between your legs there?

Ahh wait, I see, its your camera case.

Alright, I'm on it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 01, 2009, 12:37:53 am
Looks like I've fallen way behind on the posting pics in this thread  ???
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 12:38:54 am
It's a psp.

Who cares, Odd? Do it! It'll be fun!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 01:06:33 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/wtfmate.jpg)
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charsit1.jpg)

Got it.  Grabbed a black shirt and pulled it over the back of my head so only my arms were covered. Then looked the sleave into my wedding ring to get it to my finger.  Even remembered to put the camera cord through my fingers.  Unfortunatley the camera kept focusing on the mirror it's self so it was a difficult shot to take.  Don't have a PSP and couldn't find my ancient old GameBoy so I just used a little black notbook.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 01:12:40 am
Wow, your efforts to recreate are painstaking XD

It's too bad you don't actually have the sexy latex gloves.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 01:22:42 am
Half the fun is to copy every little detail  ;D.  I can see now that I didn't get the posture correct.  I needed to lean forward and to the side a little.

Yeah, sorry, no latex gloves.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 01, 2009, 01:28:55 am
might be able to do that one...even with the latex gloves so dont ask how I own a pair.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 01:35:22 am
So uhh... are long sleeve shirts sexy by any chance? (stupid question)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 01:36:37 am
they can be, depending on who's wearing them :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 01:46:47 am
ah... k
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 01:56:36 am
Are we going to see a sexy Pozf picture in a long sleeve shirt and a psp, or was that just a tease?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 01:57:43 am
No just a tease.
1 don't have a psp.
B I don't want to get any of shirts bloody... and salty >.>;
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 02:01:15 am
Bloody and salty? o.O
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 02:04:21 am
I'm guessing the sword cutting for blood. Don't know about the salt.

It's not the goodbye thread but I'm off for a little while guys *smells the air* actually I'm just off *lol*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 02:06:26 am
Yes because I scratched to much and most of the hives opened up. I put salt on them to help to healing process.

So bloody and salty. Also hence the long sleeve shirt in the middle of summer, don't want to explain to 50 times why i have tons of circular wounds all over my arms.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 02:07:57 am
bummer.

Put a shirt you don't mind getting bloody underneath it? (Tease :P)

Also, goodnight Charles.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 02:10:33 am
I only have 2 long sleeve shirts though. Otherwise I totally would do that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 02:16:38 am
Last comment for the night:

@Pozf: Just go wear bandages.  Bandages are considered sexy since Evangelion with Rei Ayanami

(http://asia.geocities.com/seijitsu_shiro/pics/rei.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 02:25:08 am
That's not a bad idea.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/reiayanami.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 02:27:04 am
No because then I have to explain why my forearms are covered in bandages, which is almost as much as a hassle, as having to explain why there are claw marks up and down my arms.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 02:30:00 am
I happen to like claw marks
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 02:46:54 am
Yes well, you're not going to see these.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 01, 2009, 02:54:27 am
I thought I was Rei Ayanami in junior high.

@last night: Jesus christ.  :'( ...I can't stop looking! You're both either super-brave or absolutely out of your mind, Akasha and Charles.

About pictures though, I vote that everyone shows off their lingerie/boxers! (In them or not.) Yes?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 04:00:23 am
Finished making love to the Mrs. so I'm back now that she's asleep.  God I love wireless laptops.

@Razzly: But I sleep in the nude  :o

Oh well, if you insist I'll get a pic later  ;D ;)

Well, hey, I seem to recall you posted a pic that was a little risque... Or was that Deatzh, I forget  :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 01, 2009, 04:33:54 am
Me? Risque?

No, that wasn't me. I'm too net-paranoid to do that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 05:11:56 am
hmmm, Well I can see that only about 4 of the photos you've ever posted are still up for people to see so either you've removed it or I was probably just thinking of Deatzh.  It was back when we were posting our bellies *shrug*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 01, 2009, 05:36:50 am
No, I never posted my potbelly. :D

and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 06:21:55 am
Air Sex Championships. (http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/view/27857943/7)

It rocks more than Air guitar

(http://media.laweekly.com/air-sex-championships-echoplex.3562334.56.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 09:24:29 am
@Deatzh: I know, I remember thinking you had a pretty hot bod from that photo.  ;)

Well c'mon then. Are you game to match Akashayi's pictures, or would you rather just post some for us to try and recreate?

Ahh yep. Thats why I couldn't find it earlier. You only linked it in text *lol*
But here's where we did the tummy posting:
http://www.flipsidecomics.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.1050
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 01, 2009, 10:59:03 am
No, I never posted my potbelly. :D

and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.

I'd say it's too late for that.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 01, 2009, 11:57:18 am
No, I never posted my potbelly. :D

and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.

I'd say it's too late for that.

Why?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on July 01, 2009, 12:05:42 pm
Well, people tend to be idiots.

in the most general and literal sense of the word.


oh and currently i'm completely naked.^_^

I'll prolly get dressed soon though. ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 01, 2009, 02:58:37 pm
No, I never posted my potbelly. :D

and yes, many of the forumite-photos are gone. I tend to remove them after a while, to be sure no one 'unwanted' finds them. Ahem.

I'd say it's too late for that.

Why?

Because unwanted people are everywhere.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 01, 2009, 03:10:45 pm
@Pozf: How was I owned???

Alright people.  I've just had a very interesting PM discussion with Akashayi and I've got to ask you all: What do you see just to the left of the base of my middle finger in this photo?

(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charbathslm2.jpg)

Would you like to care to explain to me what i see between your fingers then?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 03:32:34 pm
It's his ring

If you go over to the twister thread you can see a different picture where the ring is shown clearly on his finger.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 01, 2009, 03:37:42 pm
Between his fingers!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 03:39:20 pm
O.o maybe... but it could just be a reflection.

I think you're looking too hard Selan <.<
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 01, 2009, 03:40:05 pm
I swear i see peni!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 01, 2009, 03:47:54 pm
If that is so... it has to be the handle of the basket.. and if it is.. it's the other way around....  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 03:54:49 pm
*LOL* trust me, I have a 3000x2000 copy of the photo to zoom in on and there ain't none of the purple helmet warrior showing up.

But it's good to know I'm getting checked out  :o ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 01, 2009, 03:59:27 pm
I'm not completely reassured tho...  :'(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 01, 2009, 04:02:17 pm
I know I was checking it out.

And could have sworn for the longest time, too. >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on July 01, 2009, 04:19:12 pm
 :'( no i think not...


i'm wearing my "show me the bunny" T-shirt not and yellow panties.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 01, 2009, 04:59:08 pm
Ready the chariot! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/6d1f5a4957e07adc719fc6e1bd5c769c.jpg?t=1246494580)

I suppose I should warn you of a possibly disturbing image. So, ye be warned.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 05:00:07 pm
Quote
Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /data/6d1f5a4957e07adc719fc6e1bd5c769c.jpg on this server."
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on July 01, 2009, 05:09:45 pm
i hate it when that happens
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 05:19:33 pm
@Pozf: I don't think you want access... Unless you want to see a penis headed dragon with 12 penis tails *shrug*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 01, 2009, 05:21:36 pm
In a chariot.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 05:24:35 pm
@Pozf: I don't think you want access... Unless you want to see a penis headed dragon with 12 penis tails *shrug*

Stuff like that doesn't phase me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 05:25:22 pm
Doesn't phase me either... But how badly do you WANT to see it? *lol*  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on July 01, 2009, 06:00:10 pm
@Pozf: I don't think you want access... Unless you want to see a penis headed dragon with 12 penis tails *shrug*

.... that's not an image i want in my head let alone knowing the possibility of existing pics of it. *shudders*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 06:59:02 pm
I count 5 normal rounded arrow pointed tails >.>;

and I don't think thats Transformation?

*whats ctf?*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 01, 2009, 07:59:57 pm
Ahk gotcha.

Haha wtf or just wtf.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 01, 2009, 09:39:11 pm
He's actually a "summon" from a video game, sort of.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 01, 2009, 09:41:55 pm
PENIS DRAGON! I Choose you! *LOL* ;D

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r32kr2KOeWM/R7IRGP7DcRI/AAAAAAAAADY/XzEdz5_0cUw/s320/pokeball-smash.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 02, 2009, 02:06:10 am

Because unwanted people are everywhere.

I meant someone who actually knows me irl. Or something.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 02, 2009, 07:35:51 am

About pictures though, I vote that everyone shows off their lingerie/boxers! (In them or not.) Yes?

Hmmm.... Maybe?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 02, 2009, 07:55:57 am
Fine, I'll start.

Corset and hip-belt.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie001.jpg)

Corset.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie002.jpg)

I have two more corsets, but I can't find them right now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 02, 2009, 07:58:20 am
I'll post a pic later ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 02, 2009, 07:58:33 am
RAWR! Now all that's missing is a Razzly in those clothes and nothing else ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 02, 2009, 08:07:15 am
 :'( :'( :'( :'( brain stimulus over load
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 02, 2009, 08:28:18 am
Fine, I'll start.

Corset and hip-belt.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie001.jpg)

Corset.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/lingerie002.jpg)

I have two more corsets, but I can't find them right now.

You own corsets? +30 hot points.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 02, 2009, 08:44:11 am
CDSM: Yes, I absolutely adore corsets. I'd wear them every day if it was socially acceptable to wear corsets as 'normal' clothes. *Sigh* Oh, do I wish Victorian and Rococo fashion was still in...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 02, 2009, 12:49:10 pm
CDSM: Yes, I absolutely adore corsets. I'd wear them every day if it was socially acceptable to wear corsets as 'normal' clothes. *Sigh* Oh, do I wish Victorian and Rococo fashion was still in...

Methinks you put way too much on social acceptance.

You should move to San Francisco! There everything is acceptable.

But I know what you mean...you get all sorts of looks if you're not dressed in typical shirt/pants (skirt is also possible if you are girl). Otherwise I'd be wearing my yukata every day.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 02, 2009, 05:46:27 pm
wearing a whitesox t-shirt and khaki capris.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 02, 2009, 11:51:26 pm
Akashayi informed me that she enjoys my reactions the best when she posts photos of herself... Probably because I sit there thinking "OH CRAP! I HAVE TO POST ONE TO MATCH!"

Then she suggests in a PM that I should post one for her to match... I'm looking forward to her reaction

Although I guarantee you guys aren't looking forward to the photo below this text

Prepare to loose your lunches!

(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charback2.jpg)

Awwww, how come they kill mine but leave Akashayi's up?

Sexist bastards.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 03, 2009, 12:05:21 am
there you go charles you knocked the nail on the head tere  8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 03, 2009, 12:15:34 am
yeah, pretty much. ;P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 03, 2009, 08:26:00 am
Well lets see how long they leave this up.

Finally found the time to replicate that other photo of Akashayi's.  Didn't quite get the arm holding the camera/notebook right and I realised afterwards that her stance was with weight on the left foot, not the right *shrug*

Prepare to loose breakfast this time.

(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu111/charlesw81/charscythe2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 03, 2009, 09:25:41 am
If i was not all ready mentally scared for life that pic would probably would make me mentally scared for life  :o :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 03, 2009, 09:30:16 am
so akasha has a really nice body. also I like your beard charles. it makes you look super butch. see you later!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 03, 2009, 10:06:02 am
Well, I have to say I find any female more attractive than our aussie friend, or any other male for that matter, but that's just the way I'm wiered.

However, he is cool, and daring. Plus, he's another beardo ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 03, 2009, 10:07:59 am
Probably gonna shave the beard.  It's just been something I've let got from lazyness.  It means I can let the rest of my face grow some stubble for longer before anyone realises.  I actually need to get some scissors and trim/tidy it up if I do keep it.

If I shave it, I'll take some photos to see how I'd look with a few different little styles.

@Oddball: You know you love it  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 03, 2009, 10:32:48 am
@Charles: you know its because I'm jealous. I would never be able to pull that off  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 03, 2009, 10:36:02 am
@Oddball: Just take some photos and see what you think on the computer for fun.  Heck, you could paste a smily face onto your own to hide your identy... Or onto the bits we'd otherwise see *lol*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 03, 2009, 10:39:02 am
Nah once I get my battries charged and return from my from my break next week I'll catch you two up lol wonder if my dad will lend me the keys to the gun cabnet  ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 04, 2009, 01:51:31 am
Here's my undies



(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00380.jpg)




This image was brought to you by Jello strip twister
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Andrea on July 04, 2009, 04:11:44 am
Here's my undies



(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/DSC00380.jpg)




This image was brought to you by Jello strip twister

Can I have your phone number?  ;D



From my collection of undies  ;D

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/455/asdmpe.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 04, 2009, 02:15:00 pm
@Selan/Andrea: Legendary guys.  great work.

Anyone else out there for the challenge?

P.S. Naked in bed... As usual.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 04, 2009, 02:26:45 pm
I'm so going to regret this...

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/undies003.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 04, 2009, 02:29:17 pm
HELLO KITTAH!  that is super cute Razzly and good on you for bravery.  Even if you remove it later it feels good to just take those fun leaps sometimes doesn't it?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 04, 2009, 02:31:33 pm
HELLO KITTAH!  that is super cute Razzly and good on you for bravery.  Even if you remove it later it feels good to just take those fun leaps sometimes doesn't it?

Yes.  ;D  This is maybe the most crazy thing I've done, and yet it's nothing compared to yours and Akasha's bravery. <3

I have a matching Hello Kitty-bra. <3
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 04, 2009, 02:51:34 pm
Forget trying to match Akasha and me.  You gotta look at how brave a step it is for you.

Feeling excited and giddy?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 04, 2009, 03:02:24 pm
I know, thanks!

At the moment I actually feel mostly sleepy. Tomorrow I'll probably be all "OMGAUURGDELETEDELETE", so look while you can. Lol.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 04, 2009, 03:18:49 pm
Trying to take a pic and its not working out...jsut as well I suppose or i would get charged for a crime against all humanity for psoting it lol
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 04, 2009, 04:00:31 pm
I'm so going to regret this...

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/Waribiki/undies003.jpg)

Omg, Hello Kitty! You score even more points!

I have a matching Hello Kitty-bra. <3

Any chance we can see that?  ;)

I know, thanks!

At the moment I actually feel mostly sleepy. Tomorrow I'll probably be all "OMGAUURGDELETEDELETE", so look while you can. Lol.

*right click*
*save image*

Juuust kidding.  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 04, 2009, 04:13:57 pm
I can't understand the appeal of that sort of underwear.

There are worse things with Hello Kitty on them.

(http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-condoms.thumbnail.jpg)

Hint: Those aren't lollipops.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 04, 2009, 04:17:45 pm
 :'( :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 04, 2009, 04:20:14 pm
I also now feel fat for having my thighs touch each other.
Huzzah.

Mine do to at the very top when I'm standing straight, if it makes you feel any better. >.>

Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 04, 2009, 05:23:25 pm
Yeah, I didn't mean that at all.

Ah, you meant the style, then.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 04, 2009, 06:56:18 pm
I was itching to check this thread out. Really.
And I WOULD post a picture, however I'm not sure I will.

Also, Selan... I'm not saying any more. I think you can imagine. Or well:

I LOVE PANTIES! Especially hotpants and such.
It's the one thing I love msot about womens clothing.
No bra, and not even naked boobies are loved more by me, than a set of nice panties!
Also, laces<3.
I can stare at a pantie pic for ever!
It's especially nice from the front.
Nothing beats it! You hear me? Nothing!

NOW, you can imagine.

Please post more pantie picks, girls! ^^,
Also, pantie picks OF girls that may not be yourselves but random chicks on the internets is also very allowed.

I just made a sort of request didn't I?

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN!?
A "give me a nosebleed"-contest, where we try to give the others a nosebleed. HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not sure that's possible... I've never had one, though I haven't seen much pervertedness live, I have seen much in general...
Hmm...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 04, 2009, 07:35:36 pm
Please post more pantie picks, girls! ^^,
Also, pantie picks OF girls that may not be yourselves but random chicks on the internets is also very allowed.

Search for panties commencing.
...searching...
...searching...
Obtained.
(http://inventorspot.com/files/images/9254939959548138.img_assist_custom.JPG)
Please make your selection.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 05, 2009, 01:30:16 am
I can't understand the appeal of that sort of underwear.

I also now feel fat for having my thighs touch each other.
Huzzah.


The appeal is that is is cute.

Also, the only reason my thighs aren't touching eachother on that photo is because I'm sucking my stomach in and sticking my booty out. Gives the illusion of 'thin'.

Sorry to burst your bubbles, guys. ._. Razzly's stomach is not really flat.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 05, 2009, 01:35:53 am
I think she meant the type of underwear, not the mascot on said underwear.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 05, 2009, 01:39:32 am
I think she meant the type of underwear, not the mascot on said underwear.

Oh!
....But it's the completely normal kind...?

Out if curiousity then Deatzh, what kind of underwear do you wear?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 05, 2009, 02:31:01 am
Let's all post undypics!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 05, 2009, 07:50:48 am
Girls + panties = love

Soooooo.... Anyone have babydolls? ^^,
I do.


--------------------

Here: http://web.mit.edu/~awozniak/Public/pix/Dita_Von_Teese12.jpg

Now... After you've seen that.


Did you see the dog in that picture? xD
I know someone who didn't.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 05, 2009, 08:16:26 am
NOSE BLEED PANTY SHOT *LOL*

(http://www.menagea3.net/comics/mat20090404.png)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 05, 2009, 10:03:48 am
Oooooh! I read that comic tooooooo!! ^^

ITT: thin people stop implying you're fat.
So agree.

Also, question to everyone in this thread.
What is so great about strings?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 05, 2009, 10:46:22 am
I hate strings... I refuse to wear them!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 05, 2009, 12:43:46 pm


Here: http://web.mit.edu/~awozniak/Public/pix/Dita_Von_Teese12.jpg

Now... After you've seen that.


Ooh, I love Dita! She's absolutely -gorgeous-! I'd love to see one of her shows. <3

Very boring, black, bikini underwear.
You know, all covering triangle of doom.
[snip]
As for your thighs not touching, I can't stand the way you described without that happening.

ITT: thin people stop implying you're fat.

Oh, well, simple is very good. I like this particular kind because they're comfortable. It holds all of my ass in - nothing hands out and nothing rubs you uncomfortably

I'm not implying I'm fat. I'm implying that my stomach is not flat and my thighs touch eachother when I stand straight, which is completely true. Let's not try to misunderstand on purpose, shall we?  ;)


Also, question to everyone in this thread.
What is so great about strings?

Strings? Do you mean the underwear? As in... Thongs?

I can't bloody stand them. They're the most unattractive, unappealing, uncomfortable ass-floss I've ever seen and worn in my life. I'll never go near one again.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 05, 2009, 12:53:31 pm
I like curvy women, so you never any complaints from me that your thighs are too round.  :-*

But regardless of your crazy "girl neuroses" about having perfections, you couldn't be ugly if you tried.

I get turned on just thinking about you sometimes.  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on July 05, 2009, 01:05:09 pm
I can't bloody stand them. They're the most unattractive, unappealing, uncomfortable ass-floss I've ever seen and worn in my life. I'll never go near one again.
Ditto.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 05, 2009, 01:23:12 pm
Sometimes I wish I was ugly, flat and fat.
Sometimes a slim waist and a big set of boobs are the worst things that can happen to you.
Sometimes. D:
I'm blaming my boobs if I ever get raped.
Also, if I ever get breast cancer, and they have to go, I won't make artificial ones. I'll just be flat, and then I can buy suits without a problem.

I wish I had B. It's the size of the heavens.

You know? There are people in my town who knows me as "the girl with the big boobs". I have it all confirmed.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 05, 2009, 01:34:54 pm
Sometimes I wish I was ugly, flat and fat.
Sometimes a slim waist and a big set of boobs are the worst things that can happen to you.
Sometimes. D:
I'm blaming my boobs if I ever get raped.
Also, if I ever get breast cancer, and they have to go, I won't make artificial ones. I'll just be flat, and then I can buy suits without a problem.

I wish I had B. It's the size of the heavens.

You know? There are people in my town who knows me as "the girl with the big boobs". I have it all confirmed.


Sounds like a fanfic I read once... :P

edit: Not to say your feelings aren't valid. I just found it amusing.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 05, 2009, 01:48:18 pm
Quote from: Razzly
I'm not implying I'm fat. I'm implying that my stomach is not flat and my thighs touch eachother when I stand straight, which is completely true. Let's not try to misunderstand on purpose, shall we?  ;)
I didn't say you were, I just remember seeing it happen in the thread.

I'm not 'misunderstanding on purpose.'  I'm rather offended that you would say that I was, especially in the 'tone' that you did.

kthx

That's how it seemed to me. And no 'tone' was intended.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 05, 2009, 01:53:06 pm
It wasn't meant condescending.

If you say so. Still seemed like it to me.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 05, 2009, 03:08:58 pm
I say go for it.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 05, 2009, 03:11:23 pm
Yup keep trying :)
It's really hard to make a picture of yourself. I use a mirror to see what my cam is aiming at.
Maybe that helps?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 05, 2009, 03:17:09 pm
Yeah shaky hands suck.. that's why my pic was so wobbly. I actually made better ones but i liked the effect it gave :p
Timer ftw!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 05, 2009, 03:27:29 pm
I have a great strategy! Though I have yet to try it out. Get myself a boyfriend/girlfriend, who can take the pictures for me.
I'm seriously considering doing some nude modeling, but I need to find a photografer, and I'd like to do it small scale just as a hobby, preferable with a friend who is interrested in being a photografer.
Something.
I feel beautiful when I'm naked.

Ah, being attractive has a lot of disadvantages, especially when you're not very good at saying no to people.

EDIT:
So, I took some clumsy pictures with my phone, since my sister is permanently borrowing my camera.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde024.jpg)
My new bathingsuit, since my bikini top is now two sizes too small.
I might take a picture at the beach with me IN it. I love it, because it's perfect.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde032.jpg)
Yes, I have a corset too. But it's waaay too small. I'm going to give it away to a friend I think would like it. I hope I can see her in it too, because I like her that way, but I'm not sure she is interrested in me anymore.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde035.jpg)
Dress-like babydoll. The top part is very see through.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde036.jpg)
Shorter babydoll.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde037.jpg)
Pantieshot,<3 with belly shot included.
Wearing Björn Borg, because it's nice and comfy, I it looks nice on me.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde038.jpg)
Just for fun. It looks kinda cool.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Chag4/Bilde039.jpg)
My body.
And this is what I'm wearing right now, to answer the thread title.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 05, 2009, 05:29:29 pm
Also, question to everyone in this thread.
What is so great about strings?

I wear strings sometimes.  Heck, you can see a pair in my bath shot.  Although, guys ones are less "string like and have a bit more... substance to the floss.  I find it comfortable.  I don't have to worry about a wedgie and the thick ones I have help stop chafing back there when you've got a jog or something coming up.

I don't know if I'm attractive in it or not.  Maybe I'll take a shot of me in them at some point *shrug*

@Chag4: Go for it darl. Heck, if you're interested you can just get one of those cameras with a timer and set it up.  Thats all I did (except for that shot in the mirror which is blury as hell from me holding it).

@Deatzh: Legendary idea with the guitar.  Looking forward to the result.  You could always try a shot of yourself from behind sitting down naked with the guitar as well.  That could be cool *shrug*.

Dammit! This could be a lot of photographs I have to replicate *PMSL*

Are there any other brave guys who are going to post a few with me besides Andrea?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 05, 2009, 05:50:34 pm
You know, I tried the "wearing nothing but strings" idea.
With my bass. ^^,
But it didn't look so good, since you can't really see anything but the bass. xD
I mean that was the point, but I can't stretch my hand far enough out to get a lot of me in it.
I did manage to cover up completely though. I guess it's because bass' are a bit larger than guitars, so it covered me up nicely.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 05, 2009, 06:48:58 pm
I have a guitar!

But,
1 the only kinda "strings" I have are meant for the guitar.
B not happening.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 05, 2009, 09:08:32 pm
I was looking for pictures of centaurs for my new RPG character and stumbled upon this:

(http://oanastoicamujea1.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/580214female-centaur1.jpg)

Is it wrong that I find that hot?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 05, 2009, 09:47:15 pm
I was looking for pictures of centaurs for my new RPG character and stumbled upon this:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_keuiCO_JwIc/SZD8m3k83PI/AAAAAAAAADI/aZgseasw7Cg/s320/580214female-centaur.jpg)

Is it wrong that I find that hot?

So where is her pussy? Is it between her front or her hind legs, or both? From where I sit, it's just like doing a girl doggy style, except she's standing up.
Yeah, kinda weird in that it is basically a girl with a half a girl coming growing out of her butt, but hey, a naked lady is a naked lady.   
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 05, 2009, 09:54:57 pm
I'm trying to work out how hard it would be to recreate the picture.

I'm pretty sure I'd just have to take a shot of me standing up and sticking my arse out then a shot of me bent over and merge the two together in GIMP/PhotoShop.  Throw in a tail for good measure and I'm rocking.  Then again my arse is probably hairy enought to pull the tail off on it's own  :o ;D

P.S. Found a higher-res of the image and replaced above.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 06, 2009, 03:38:49 am
Chag: nice boobies by the way!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 04:29:03 am
catching up on the strings part prefer cotton boxers..somthing i learned the hard way while out hill walking.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 09:42:23 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!nice pics...all of them!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 09:43:29 am
So i was trying to get some new undy shots to give Chag a nosebleed Bwuahahahaha!
This was Leana's favourite. And yeah.. i like my ass.
we need more ass!! (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229/selan_lufia/agsrg.jpg)


Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:44:16 am
Its been deleted  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 09:45:04 am
It doesn't work :S
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 09:45:26 am
Nah i screwed up... :p
try again you pervs!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:45:52 am
But one thing bothers me........why would you wnat to give any one a nose bleed?  :-\ :o

Yes we are pervs..........AND DAMN PROUD OF IT TOO!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 09:47:31 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!SEXAY!!!!!! Even better on the big screen instead of the little one on your phone :) I WANT MORE!!!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 09:47:48 am

Please post more pantie picks, girls! ^^,
Also, pantie picks OF girls that may not be yourselves but random chicks on the internets is also very allowed.

I just made a sort of request didn't I?

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN!?
A "give me a nosebleed"-contest, where we try to give the others a nosebleed. HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not sure that's possible... I've never had one, though I haven't seen much pervertedness live, I have seen much in general...
Hmm...


It was requested, so i tried.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:48:40 am
Probably end up breaking my glasses first than getting a nose bleed  :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 09:54:14 am
LOL!
Well at least it had some effect.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:57:00 am
ok need to put you all to shame and post a pic lol
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 09:57:25 am
Do eeet!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:59:20 am
Yes Boss, once i find my damn battery charger
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 10:00:18 am
excuses excuses
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 10:01:11 am
well you see my dog ate my home work..err a flood swept away my car.......is that enough excuses or do you want more Selan?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 10:03:01 am
Nah that's good enough thanks.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 06, 2009, 11:20:26 am
Looking Sexy Selan.  I think oddball should have to recreate your photos *LOL*

I just don't have any underware that could pull off that affect.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 11:27:55 am
errr nether do i for matter, but will post a pic soon, even if it means double posting lol
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on July 06, 2009, 11:33:40 am
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs166.snc1/6209_120375792792_728132792_2643859_1777673_n.jpg)

Fully clothed, but it's the best I have right now, from not last night but the night before, with a cute gay boy wrapped around me - I'm still hunting for the pictures of Bohemian and I from the same night.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 11:41:41 am
Ok you asked for it a pic of me in my boxers plus a few other items of clothing....who's up for Jello Strip Twister now?  8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 06, 2009, 12:41:37 pm
Churba:
wow, your friend looks nice as a woman.  :D
not usually into the the crossdressing thing, but it looks good on them.  :D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 06, 2009, 12:44:50 pm
I gotta admit. I totally had him picked as a hot chick until I read the text *LOL*

and great stuff Oddball. Keep rocking!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 12:49:26 pm
HHmmmm hikers legs  :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 12:50:43 pm
@ODD...nice outfit :) Nice walking/hiking-legs!
@Churba...hot couple you two are! SEXAY (girl)friend!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 12:51:25 pm
HHmmmm hikers legs  :-*

Lol...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 01:02:35 pm
lol basicly outdoor type legs with knackered knees due to too Telemarking  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Selan on July 06, 2009, 01:05:29 pm
Looks like i didn't break those glasses tho... 8)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 01:18:36 pm
Ah thats my prescription sun glasses  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Churba on July 06, 2009, 01:54:46 pm
@Odd and Charles - He'd want to look good as a woman, he's a Pro drag queen! No coupling between us there, entirely the wrong chemistry, but he's a blast to hang out with, a real fun dude. Also, oddy, Nice legs.

@Leana - Why thank you, ma'am. I'll disagree with you till I drop, but It doesn't mean I don't like being told on occasion.

Though, the outfit, I went to Skin 2 north, a giant fetish ball - but the dress code was American, fetish, or goth, with no effort no entry, so I went for the best of two, and went as my best goth version of a classic american hustler, complete with cards and magic tricks, with a bit of stunts for fun - The fire-eating, where it looked like I was pulling bits of flame from a standing torch-fixture thing and eating it was a smash hit especialy.

Not in that picture - My chisel-toe boots very reminiscent of brothel creepers, my suggestively open shirt, chunky silver necklace, mouthful of fire.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 06, 2009, 06:27:34 pm
Ok, so I missed a hundred and one years of this thread. But hey, Razzly. Kind of creepy, but I know someone with that exact pair of underwear (or something very similar).

Yes, she shows them to me often. Hush. >.<
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 06, 2009, 07:06:37 pm
Yay! you're back.  Quick, tell us all about your convention in another thread.

We've had photos left right and centre and I finally managed to replicate that other photo you sent in.

P.S. hope your day is improving.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 12:52:59 am
Ok, so I missed a hundred and one years of this thread. But hey, Razzly. Kind of creepy, but I know someone with that exact pair of underwear (or something very similar).

Yes, she shows them to me often. Hush. >.<

Oh, reealllyyyy?  ;) <3
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 12:54:38 am
And who couldn't resist showing off their hello kittah knickers?  You think I've never shown off my Smurfette budgie smugglers?  It would be a travesty not to.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 12:55:20 am
I need a girl to show me her underwere.  :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 12:58:35 am
What do you mean?!  Several girls around here have already shown us all their underware!

HOW MANY MORE PANTIES DO YOU NEED?!  :P ;)

(http://www.tradeboss.com/attach/hash47/52271/sexy_panties2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 01:00:50 am
Ewwwwww thongs! Bad Charles, posting such tasteless underwear! You'll scar the children!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 01:16:39 am
Better?

(http://muertoderisa.typepad.com/muerto_de_risa/images/pile_of_undies.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 01:18:52 am
I really hope that's the clean pile.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 07, 2009, 01:19:32 am
ew?

I still wear boxers half the time, anyway
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 01:21:02 am
What do you mean?!  Several girls around here have already shown us all their underware!

HOW MANY MORE PANTIES DO YOU NEED?!  :P ;)

(http://www.tradeboss.com/attach/hash47/52271/sexy_panties2.jpg)

I mean for realzies! Like in real life and stuff!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 01:32:42 am
@RoninAngel: I know, kidding.  :P

@Akashayi:  I'm still a nude many myself. Strutting around in my robe like I'm in the playboy mansion.  But for daily use I vary all over the place from boxers to the briefs, G-strings and plain old jocks.  Today I happened to wear the longs, 'cos it's freaking cold down here in the Great South Land.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 02:20:21 am
In true Monty Python Flying Cirus style parts of the human body number thirty seven the right nipple, the right nipple (with a scar) If you are at work dont look you have been warned!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 07, 2009, 02:26:16 am
What's the scar from?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 02:29:21 am
I got into a fight with a angle grinder and well came in second place  :-\
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 02:44:19 am
I have a large scar near my groin... Not sure you want to see it though  ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 07, 2009, 02:44:55 am
o.O

from what?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 03:07:05 am
Hernia opperation in the lower abdomen... like REALLY lower abdomen.  Starts less than an inch above the "Mighty Oak" and runs to my left in line with my hip for 5-6 inches.

...QUICK! WHATS SOMETHING SEXY?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 07, 2009, 03:18:11 am
Absolutely not that >.<

Chicks with big guns?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246932699943.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 04:27:47 am
PHWOAR a Russain sniper rifle *DDRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL* sorry  :-[
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 07, 2009, 06:46:57 am
Nononon!

This is big guns: http://cattifer.com/blogalog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bazooka.jpg
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on July 07, 2009, 06:58:33 am
I have to admit I dont get the whole "Chicks with big guns" thing... anyone care to explain?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 07, 2009, 06:59:41 am
Chicks = <3
Big guns = <3
Chicks with big guns = <3<3
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on July 07, 2009, 07:01:00 am
Ok need more detail on "Big guns = <3"
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Chag4 on July 07, 2009, 07:12:08 am
WHAT?!

But but but but...

*mental image of stroking shining bazooka*
*chills of pleasure*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: NightWraith on July 07, 2009, 07:13:50 am
 :o

Nope still dont get it... maybe it's just me... I'm just wrong...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 07, 2009, 08:21:46 am
Why stop at just that?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/1246920054461.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 08:29:34 am
right where did i put that hanky....my chin is drooling  :o

Edit: ok how about this a Assualt Rifle and a fast car? (NSFW!!)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 08:51:43 am
Since when are things that kill people sexy? Psssh, guns.

I say take out the chicks and big... Uh... Spoons, out!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 07, 2009, 10:08:46 am
Since when are things that kill people sexy? Psssh, guns.

I say take out the chicks and big... Uh... Spoons, out!

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. And people are sexy, aren't they?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 07, 2009, 10:25:34 am
Some are... ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 10:42:25 am
Since when are things that kill people sexy? Psssh, guns.

I say take out the chicks and big... Uh... Spoons, out!

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. And people are sexy, aren't they?

That doesn't change the fact that guns are things invented to kill. Just kill. (I can betcha that the first gun wasn't done for shooting-contests.)

People are sexy only sometimes.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 11:09:23 am
Nope still dont get it... maybe it's just me... I'm just wrong...

I think it's suppose to be a strong woman kind of thing... I'm not sure though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 11:12:04 am
I have to admit I dont get the whole "Chicks with big guns" thing... anyone care to explain?

Um... for the same reason that hot lesbians are fucking awsome?

Becuase 1 + 1 = 2 ?!?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 11:31:27 am
Well, when we're talking about porno, "lesbian" is a kind of loaded concept. Oftentimes, it really means "Gay for Pay" or "Bisexual". However, if they are real lesbians, you know, the kind that doesn't have sex with men, I'm fine with that too. I am a voyar. I like to watch.  :-[

Yes you are female. I'm jealous. No one will ever lick my pussy because I don't have one.
 :(
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 07, 2009, 11:44:53 am

That doesn't change the fact that guns are things invented to kill. Just kill. (I can betcha that the first gun wasn't done for shooting-contests.)

People are sexy only sometimes.

Well, you got me there.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 12:00:01 pm
Sure. Just as soon as I get those magical powers I sent for.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 12:17:37 pm
and suddenly we all realise why Maytag has a possion of possession... So she can exchange junk *PMSL*

Chicks with big guns?  Well it's probably in line with the same reason many girls fall for the bad boys.  It's a danger thing, but yeah, strong women come into it as well.

Which of these to you find sexier?

(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/the-perfect-girl-demotivational-poster-1215717516.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/16/633754807268288915-chickswithguns.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 12:21:16 pm
What you mean there was a lassie there in the second one?  :o
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 12:25:55 pm
(http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/ORD_EM_Rail_Gun_32MJ_Lab_Dahlgren_lg.jpg)


now That's a gun *drool*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 07, 2009, 12:57:52 pm
Pozf, you had to post a picture of a railgun?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 07, 2009, 12:59:47 pm
It's all about the rail gun you get in MGS4.

Best picture I could find. Oh, man, sex!
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/944/201456-rail_gun_mgs_4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 01:05:38 pm
Pozf, you had to post a picture of a railgun?

Yes. Yes I did.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 01:07:11 pm
Folks come on if your going to post weaponary put up some thing a human can carry with out any sort of enhancments please  . (ignore me im in a strange mood tonight, sunday must of been more intense than i first thought)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 01:09:05 pm
Oh fuck.

that MGS4 picture was on Shadow Moses. HATE that part with a passion.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 01:19:06 pm
and suddenly we all realise why Maytag has a possion of possession... So she can exchange junk *PMSL*

Chicks with big guns?  Well it's probably in line with the same reason many girls fall for the bad boys.  It's a danger thing, but yeah, strong women come into it as well.

Which of these to you find sexier?

(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/the-perfect-girl-demotivational-poster-1215717516.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/16/633754807268288915-chickswithguns.jpg)
clearly number 1. But it's not like I would kick number 2 out of bed.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 02:26:59 pm
Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 07, 2009, 02:29:02 pm
and suddenly we all realise why Maytag has a possion of possession... So she can exchange junk *PMSL*

Chicks with big guns?  Well it's probably in line with the same reason many girls fall for the bad boys.  It's a danger thing, but yeah, strong women come into it as well.

Which of these to you find sexier?

(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/the-perfect-girl-demotivational-poster-1215717516.jpg)

I'm pretty sure Revy is none of those things.
(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/321/10774-revy_large.jpg)


Quote
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/16/633754807268288915-chickswithguns.jpg)

Oh hells yes.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 02:38:52 pm
Also Lol, ridiculous, unrealistic fantasies.

...
:(

I just want to be loved.

We love you!  :D :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 02:40:42 pm
Sorry Deatzh not in a lovable mood jsut now  :-\  any other time aye but not right now.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 03:02:54 pm
awwww, you don't like my hairy chest?  :P

Yeah, understood. and Hey! Nothing wrong with fantasies.  Go for it girl!  Although if it's TOTALLY unrealistic and you're rejecting/ignoring other opportunities to fall in love because of your hope for the possibility, then yeah, I can understand how that would suck.

But regardless WE LOVE YOU  :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 03:04:55 pm
Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.

Sorry you feel that way.

More for me.



And I don't love you, Deathz. Your way too mean.

...

And I'm kinda afraid of you.

I think your cool and unquie though. That's something right?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 03:06:53 pm
Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.

Sorry you feel that way.

More for me.

Indeed. More pictures.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 07, 2009, 03:07:47 pm
Lol, I totally meant physically, also implied rather vaguely that I'm having ridiculous, unrealistic fantasies about being with someone.

Although I would gladly hug many of you, I don't think that I would want to be loved by any of you.  :P

not me? Damn it Deatzh...
Razzly? ;)
I'm just exploring :p
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 03:08:53 pm
If you want to go exploring Leana im off on my wanders again soon
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 03:11:39 pm
Charles: Neither, because Katy Perry disgusts me and the second girl has quite horrible hair. Looks like it's about to fall off. Very unattractive.

Sorry you feel that way.

More for me.


Indeed. More pictures.

I only have pictures of you, so what's the difference? 
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 03:12:45 pm
Ronin: ...Except I don't have anything to do with anything?


I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.

I'm off to sleep my depression off. Byes.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 03:14:02 pm




I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.

I'm off to sleep my depression off. Byes.

only the pictures we all have, dear. relax
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: leana on July 07, 2009, 03:14:18 pm
Wander where Odd? Can i go?
Otherwise i'll stick to exploring all these pretty ppl here :) :-*
@razzly and deathz...kinky stuff...i'm loving it!!!
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 03:15:18 pm




I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.

I'm off to sleep my depression off. Byes.

only the pictures we all have, dear. relax

Did you actually save them, or are they just in your head?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 03:17:29 pm
@Razzly: I remember spotting them on a computer I haven't used in a long time. So I might still have them in the Internet cache on that machine.  Why did you loose your copy?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 03:18:00 pm
off down to Englandshire then up North of me next week
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 03:18:43 pm
@Razzly:
In my spank bank, of course.

Easy to access, ready at touch at of a button, or the rub of a body part as the case may be.  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 07, 2009, 03:21:04 pm
Charles: Oh, I didn't. I still have them, I was just... Curious. Didn't think they'd actually end up on someone's harddrive.

Ronin: Jeezus.



I thought you might, Deatzh.

EDIT: Ok, NOW I'm off to bed.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 03:50:49 pm
Bye sleepyhead.  :-*

I had a yummy sandwitch just now and I'm listening to paper planes by MIA and I need to do laundy and take a nap. Nothing sexy going on.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 03:59:24 pm
I'm home alone for the day again.  (time off for work over the last few nights)

So I might do some more photographs for this thread if I'm in the mood or if Akashayi gives me more samples to replicate.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on July 07, 2009, 08:34:17 pm
okay...
1> cute hello kitty panties razzly^_^ :-* i want some!

2> i have a bodice thingy and I have a piccy of me in it somewhere... but i have no idea where it is right now. I'll take a piccy and get it developed and i should have it by next week.;)

3> ...I don't like guns but hot anime girls with two color eyes... meow. oh and sis and I both agree bad girl was hotter looking. but we think it's partially on point that she's Asian.

4> I'll post a pic of my sword as soon as i get a pic of that online too.;)

5> I'm wearing my St Edward Help wave t-shirt today. and brand new white panties.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 07, 2009, 09:08:39 pm
I think Deatzh and I would have very violent, bite-and-scratch filled loving.

Yay, biting.

Quote
Did you actually save them, or are they just in your head?

I was joking whenever I said *right click, save* just so you know.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 09:30:16 pm
Not that anyone would fault you for it if you wearn't.  ;)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 09:35:34 pm
3> ...I don't like guns but hot anime girls with two color eyes... meow.

You ask and I deliver... Sorry about no Anime though:
(http://www.innocentpranks.com/Demotivational_Posters_Page_6_files/epic-eyes-bj-blowjob-demotivational-poster.jpg)

oh and sis and I both agree bad girl was hotter looking. but we think it's partially on point that she's Asian.

Well, just to remove the Asian chick from the equasion, does this still rule?
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/18/633519811369250943-wmd---chicks-with-guns.jpg)

Also, is it just me or is this likely to be every lesbian's dream girl?
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234958050_amazing_tongue_trick_chick.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 09:40:53 pm
3> ...I don't like guns but hot anime girls with two color eyes... meow.

You ask and I deliver... Sorry about no Anime though:
(http://www.innocentpranks.com/Demotivational_Posters_Page_6_files/epic-eyes-bj-blowjob-demotivational-poster.jpg)

oh and sis and I both agree bad girl was hotter looking. but we think it's partially on point that she's Asian.

Well, just to remove the Asian chick from the equasion, does this still rule?
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/18/633519811369250943-wmd---chicks-with-guns.jpg)

Also, is it just me or is this likely to be every lesbian's dream girl?
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234958050_amazing_tongue_trick_chick.gif)

It's just you.  :-\
The first girl is attractive though.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: charles on July 07, 2009, 09:54:37 pm
Your history teacher looked like THAT! Wow, I'll bet I would have studied HARD in that class  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 07, 2009, 10:00:55 pm
Your history teacher looked like THAT! Wow, I'll bet I would have studied HARD in that class  :P

Bet that wouldn't be the only thing hard in your class...




But damn, heterochromia? Sigh...but I'd never get a girlfriend if that was one of my criteria. Maybe if I can convince a girl to always wear one colored contact...
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 10:02:57 pm
I somehow think the green one is a contact lens, looks really fake, 'course I wouldn't be able to tell you without a higher res picture.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 07, 2009, 10:13:46 pm
I somehow think the green one is a contact lens, looks really fake, 'course I wouldn't be able to tell you without a higher res picture.

It's possible. The color looks wrong for a real green eye. Though, I can't just say it's not real, because some people just have different eye colors.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 10:17:56 pm
Why haven't we checked out a teacher or two over the years?
Hell I had quite a few good looking over the years
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on July 07, 2009, 10:27:18 pm
idk most of my teachers weren't really hawt.

there was one in high school but he was married.

I thought the girl with the two different color eyes looked pretty. :-*

Gotta love the good ol USof A^_^ ;D
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 07, 2009, 10:32:13 pm
Why haven't we checked out a teacher or two over the years?
Hell I had quite a few good looking over the years

I've had only one attractive female teacher.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 10:36:33 pm
that's unfortunate. I've had .... 4 or 5.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Smiles on July 07, 2009, 10:38:45 pm
My spanish teacher was kinda pretty some guys might've thought she was hawt.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 07, 2009, 11:06:46 pm
why do you have a teacher fetish, Deatzh?
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 08, 2009, 02:32:06 am
Oh my goodness, the two-eye-colour-girl is ADORABLE! I wish I looked like her! She's so cute I could squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze her to death! <3

Just a note though, the green one is definietly fake. It also is either impossible or very, very rare to have one green and one blue eye, because green eyes are caused by the same dominant gene as brown, and the blue-eye gene is a recessive one. This means that if a person has both the blue-eye and brown-eye gene, the brown-eye gene takes over the blue one and you get brown eyes. To be blue-eyed you have to have two blue-eye genes.

Yaaaaay for genetic studies in high school.
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 02:57:02 am
ok going back to my dark and distant past called High School had a crush on my geography teacher. she always wore these loose fitting blouse's and each time she bent over to help anyone we tried to take a peak down her top............ah those where the only good days  ::)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 07:02:09 am
my first crush ever was my first grade teacher.
she didn't think that it was appropriate.
apperently I never learned the lession about about inapropraite crushes.  :P
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: akashayi on July 08, 2009, 10:25:01 am
I have a teacher fetish, too. I've only had a few teachers that I found attractive, and that was in college. But I have a healthy interest in teacher porn >.>
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 10:55:30 am
I just like when they're all like "You've been bad, you need to stay after class."
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: Razzly on July 08, 2009, 02:33:48 pm
Hahah, that reminds me... My math teacher had a tattoo of small, pink and blue elephants going around his upper arm, holding eachother's tails. <3
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 02:36:13 pm
Maybe I should get one like that. You know. super cute a girly. Becuase I am so girly on the inside.
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Post by: charles on July 08, 2009, 07:54:40 pm
Now this is a TRUE! tramp stamp

(http://www.geekstir.com/img/dhts.jpg)

Anyone else remember the good old duck hunt?

Looks cute doesn't it?  Until you realise that it's inviting you to "shoot there"  :o ;D
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Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 07:57:00 pm
Indeed the ultimate in nerd/geek tramp stamp.
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Post by: charles on July 08, 2009, 08:03:08 pm
I SOOOOOOOOOOO wanted to blow that dog away.

I swear if the game EVER gets redesigned and they're asking for suggestions, my first one is going to be a special move for allowing me to blast that laughing dog's head off.

(http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/duckhunt-dog-laugh.gif)
Title: Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 08:56:05 pm
Now this is a TRUE! tramp stamp

(http://www.geekstir.com/img/dhts.jpg)

Anyone else remember the good old duck hunt?

Looks cute doesn't it?  Until you realise that it's inviting you to "shoot there"  :o ;D

I wouldn't mind jizzing on that stupid dog. That'd show him.  >:(
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Post by: akashayi on July 08, 2009, 10:52:25 pm
That dog haunted my childhood. I prefer the clay shooting from duck hunt, anyway >.>

So not sexy on a girl's back, though.
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Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 03:09:00 am
The dog must die!!!! always aimed at that bluddy dog and ended up killing ducks instead.
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Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 07:05:00 am
I always thought the dog was hilarious... then again I was 3.

Now tell me, how many of you felt old when you read that ;D
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Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 07:11:38 am
*sticks hand up*
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Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 07:17:10 am
Good who else?

Commmmooon lemme laugh at your age, and pain. Mostly about the pain.

I know Akasha will... everything I say seems to make her feel old >.>;
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Post by: RoninAngel on July 09, 2009, 07:34:04 am
I didn't feel old.

I didn't get a nintento till I was 8 or so. But that's not such a big difference.
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Post by: charles on July 09, 2009, 07:49:10 am
My father works in the computer industry so I've been accustomed to computers and game consoles all my life (heck he can remember scolding me for colouring in on his programming punched cards).
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Post by: RoninAngel on July 09, 2009, 07:54:22 am
You are a bad boy!

Only colour in your colouring books!
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Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 08:02:21 am
Pozf I curse you and your youthfullness.DAM YOU!!!!
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Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 08:02:57 am
hey hey hey. there Are people on the forum younger than I.
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Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 09:23:09 am
Great now I feel really ancient.....But happy belated birthaday any hoo Deatzh
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