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Title: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on March 23, 2009, 08:53:33 am
I Believe this was one of the more popular games (then again I hadn't been in there in forever on the old forum)

Okie Doke the rules are as followed somebody will make a wish then the next poster will grant the wish but twist it horribly in some fashion then make a wish of their own.

Example:
Poster A
I wish I had an uncorrectable wish.

Poster B
Granted but since the only uncorruptable thing is nothing you get nothing.
I wish I was a real boy.

Poster C
Granted but BLAH.

(I think you get the point)

Starting!
I wish I had more Vault.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 31, 2009, 07:36:27 pm
granted but it's got a virus in it and now you're a zombie.

I wish I was immune from becoming a zombie.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 07:38:27 pm
Granted but i eat your tasty tasty flesh

I wish I had an extension on my essay
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 31, 2009, 07:39:38 pm
granted but your teacher hates you and gives you an F anyways.

I wish I had gotten out of work earlier today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 07:40:10 pm
granted but you're allowed to leave because you got fired
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 31, 2009, 07:42:42 pm
and a brick hit you in the head for forgetting to make a wish...


I wish I had my own compy with internet connections at home.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 07:43:28 pm
Granted but you now live at work

I wish that brick didn't hurt so much
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 31, 2009, 07:45:17 pm
granted but now you have no nerve endings and burn your hand off in a fire.

I wish I enjoyed work more.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 07:46:05 pm
Granted but you aren't allowed to work anymore

Wish The voices would stop telling me what to do
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 31, 2009, 07:48:17 pm
granted but now everyone else is telling you what to do.

Wish cows could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on March 31, 2009, 07:51:46 pm
Granted but the hell bovines now take over the world MOOOO

I wish I could sleep more
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 01, 2009, 08:16:32 am
Granted but you are now dead and buried :P

I wish I was more organised.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 01, 2009, 08:37:02 am
granted but you are now TOO organized

I wish that I had done my research paper last night
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Admiral Apocalypto on April 01, 2009, 09:03:05 pm
Granted, but you wrote it on the wrong subject.

I wish it was summer.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 01, 2009, 09:14:47 pm
granted but you're now stuck in a desert without water

I wish my jaw hurt less
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Admiral Apocalypto on April 01, 2009, 09:50:16 pm
Granted, but you now have no lower jaw.

I wish I knew what I wanted to do with life.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 01, 2009, 09:51:40 pm
Granted but you'll now die tomorrow

I wish I had my jaw back
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 02, 2009, 12:21:18 am
granted but it's welded shut so you starve to death.

I wish For merciful flying cow rulers(them ruling the world and all ;D)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 02, 2009, 12:25:30 am
Granted but they hire killer sheep to keep the population under control


I wish I could remember what I was meant to of done before work last night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 02, 2009, 12:28:35 am
granted but then a sheep Zats your teacher with a zat stick and all your work for the semester is gone.

I wish I didn't have work at 10 am
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 02, 2009, 12:31:20 am
Granted but you are meant to be at work now instead of posting in here.


I wish i could understand Smile's posts.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 02, 2009, 12:33:30 am
granted but now you understand no one else's


i wish i had a pink pony
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 02, 2009, 08:30:03 am
Granted but its one of those new pestilence ponies

I wish I didn't have to go to chemistry/lab tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 02, 2009, 09:35:55 am
Granted it comes to you and your house now stinks of sulpher.


I wish my left knee would click back into place.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 02, 2009, 10:13:58 am
Granted but it your other knee falls off

I wish i had a better set of headphones
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 02, 2009, 05:33:52 pm
granted but there's no sound sytem for miles to listen to.

I wish my hours at work were more steady
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 03, 2009, 12:51:30 am
Granted but your social live becomes unsteady


I wish i was out flying instead of sleeping for work tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 03, 2009, 09:22:01 pm
granted but your plane explodes


I wish I had my own compy at home.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 03, 2009, 09:27:23 pm
Granted but it fails miserably

I wish there was more to eat in this house
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 03, 2009, 09:32:49 pm
granted but none of it is something you want to eat right now.

I wish I didn't have to go home soon. :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 03, 2009, 09:37:56 pm
Granted but now you cant leave your current location

I wish the money my aunt was suppose to wire transfer to me was in my account now and not in a week
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 04, 2009, 12:28:44 am
Granted but you cant withdraw it for a month

I wish I could get round to finishing one of my Radio control Planes that has been in the shed for the past five years.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 04, 2009, 12:39:22 am
granted but it crashes right when you start using it

I wish my head wouldnt hurt anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: LordKaT on April 04, 2009, 11:50:35 am
Granted, but now your head never hurts. Eventually a blood clot forms in your neck and you suffer a major stroke. During your recovery, you cross a street and are hit by a bus and are now paralyzed from the waist down. with no hope of a normal life, you shimmy up to a third story window and throw yourself out, only to land on a large rubber mat, breaking your neck. You spend the rest of your life paralyzed in bed, clicking your tongue to get peoples attention.

But at least your head doesn't hurt.

I wish I was beautiful.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 04, 2009, 02:06:31 pm
Granted but now you suffocate to death because you are so beautiful you get mobbed by hundreds and hundreds of people

I wish this chili was spicier
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 04, 2009, 08:52:04 pm
granted but you have a homer J Simpson episode after eating it.



I wish puppies grew on trees.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: LordKaT on April 04, 2009, 09:01:13 pm
Granted, but now everytime you walk under a tree a dog shits on you.

I wish I was a famous comedian.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 04, 2009, 09:06:13 pm
granted but comedy losing meaning and no one cares


I wish it could rain icecream and milkshakes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 05, 2009, 02:33:17 am
granted but it rains them in bowls and glasses

I wish i could sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 05, 2009, 08:23:19 pm
granted but you sleep through the next millennium and weird songsy ish poems are written about you.

*puts out lots of bowls and glasses*

I wish I had strawberry syrup for the icecream
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 04:14:19 am
Granted but its past it best before date and gives you gastric flu leaving you so sick you can only be fed by a IV drip for the rest of your life.

I wish it was not so wndy out side.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 06, 2009, 04:23:59 am
Granted its not as windy, but now there is a huge electrical storm

I wish sleep was easy!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 08:58:15 am
granted but while you were sleeping you were hit by a car.


I wish i could stay online all day today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 09:06:50 am
Granted but nothing happens until you log off at night in your time zone.

I wish I could find a pair of Fabric Goretex/berhaus hiking boots again (size 8 UK).
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 09:19:07 am
hehe then I could catch up on everything ^_^

granted but there's a nail in the bottom so they leak.

I wish I could have mac-a-ronie and cheese for breakfast
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 06, 2009, 01:51:16 pm
Granted, but they are still leftovers from last night

I wish there were more female Warhammer geeks XD
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 02:46:25 pm
Granted but they end up knocking all your figures off the board and breaking them.

Wish i could find all of my war hammer 40,000 gear.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 06, 2009, 03:15:32 pm
Granted but you lose it all again almost immediatly

I wish I would stop being so forgetfull
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 09:27:32 pm
granted but now no one wil tell you anything that you don't want to forget.


I wish I could have steak dinner right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 06, 2009, 09:49:40 pm
Granted but they Fucked up the steak

I wish i didn't have a sinus headache
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 09:57:57 pm
my dad doesn't fuck up my steak. :P

granted. just granted sinus headaches suck.

I wish I could meet all my fave peeps for real.^_^
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:30:33 am
Granted but they are Nothing like you imagined and are no longer your favorite "peeps"

I wish I had some peeps right now (the candy)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 02:35:36 am
Granted but they are past there best before date.

I wish I could get rid of my mobile phone.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:37:09 am
That doesn't really hurt me they're awesome stale too!
Granted but it always finds its way back to you

I wish I could have a NORMAL (sleep during night time up during da y) sleep schedual
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 07, 2009, 01:55:10 pm
Granted but tons of beautiful women start coming to your house looking for you every night.  Finding that you seem to always be asleep at night, they eventually give up.

I wish I was playing volleyball in the hot summer sun with hot babes in bikini tops and shorts.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:02:14 pm
Granted but they're not really women, and they don't wanna play volleyball

I wish I could find a Gull Dagger!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 02:34:58 pm
Granted but its made out of ice and melts when handled outside a freezer.

I wish I won the lottery and did not have to work in a care home any more.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:38:01 pm
Granted but you accidentally signed your money away instead of signing the thing to give it to yoy

I wish I could keep a train of thought
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 07, 2009, 02:41:08 pm
Granted but.......erm dam what was it I was going to say now?



I wish I could remember what i was about to say.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 02:48:23 pm
granted but it doesn't matter anymore

I wish my aunt would do what she is suppose to do
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 07, 2009, 08:54:56 pm
Granted but now your uncle doesn't.

I wish I had done my taxes ages ago. :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on April 07, 2009, 11:05:14 pm
granted but you missed a few parts and now have your wages garnished


I wish I was not at home right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 11:37:54 pm
Granted but now you're in prison

I wish Diablo III would come out sooner
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on April 07, 2009, 11:45:18 pm
granted but it is too glitchy to play


I wish I had some seafood now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 07, 2009, 11:54:36 pm
Granted but its bad

I wish my hands weren't so sticky
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Darque on April 08, 2009, 12:40:50 am
Granted, they're so lubricated that you can't grasp anything.

I wish the neighbours would stop using the elevation of their house to spy down on me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 08, 2009, 12:43:31 am
Granted but now they've got bugs in your house

I wish my dog's tumor will not reoccur
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on April 08, 2009, 07:43:05 am
Instead you get a tumor. It's a big brown one right under your nose that looks like some kind of disgusting poop mustache and reminds everyone around you of "Mole" from Goldmember.

I wish I could have a hair cut. Seriously, it's starting to impair my vision!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 08, 2009, 09:17:29 am
granted instead of getting a short back and sides your hair gets completly shaved off.

i wish I could stop yawning.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on April 08, 2009, 03:41:02 pm
granted, but now you can't stop belching

I wish I was motivated to do homework
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 08, 2009, 09:06:47 pm
Granted but thats all you do now

I wish that my fingers didn't hutr so much
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on April 08, 2009, 09:25:43 pm
granted but your feet hurt like hell


i wish didn't have to listen to cruddy music
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 08, 2009, 09:36:15 pm
Granted now yuo have to listen to HORRIBLE music

I wish I could sleep at night
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 08, 2009, 11:03:53 pm
granted but it's the last time you ever sleep because when you wake up you have permanent insomnia.

I wish you'd stop making wishes to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 08, 2009, 11:16:22 pm
Granted now I just whine about my day

I wish I could just not act like an asshole for a day
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 08, 2009, 11:18:58 pm
granted but then everyone else you know is an asshole for the day.

I wish there was purple peanut butter
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 08, 2009, 11:33:34 pm
Granted but now there is only brown Jam

I wish for stuff n' things!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 08, 2009, 11:37:30 pm
eww brown jam

anyways granted  but its all stuff you don't want.

I wish i could be at a nice bonfire right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 09, 2009, 12:14:27 am
Granted but  the bonfire is your house started by your computer blowing up due to too much lobster pron being stored in the hard drive.

I wish i had a decent wish to make.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 12:21:21 am
granted... but it doesnt come true

I wishI had more soda in the house
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 04:52:25 pm
O.o what are you doing putting lobster pron in my compy?

granted but every bottle you open explodes all over and you loose half the bottle.

I wish I had heard of Birthday Massacre sooner!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 04:56:20 pm
Granted but now they broke up

I wish my hands weren't all pruny
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 05:00:10 pm
granted but now they're all black from the charcoal handling.

I wish I had a kitty
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 05:06:08 pm
Granted but it grows up to kill you

I wish I had more "1337 2K|11z" in CSS *blah*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 05:53:20 pm
Granted but now your banned form more places cuz you show off too much


I wish I had some pie right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 05:56:41 pm
granted but its only the tin I ate a;; the pie

I wish I had More pie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 06:10:27 pm
granted But I ate this one!  :P

I wish i was less hippie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 06:48:03 pm
Granted but now your too orcish frat

I wish that the DBZ movie would randomly explode cause its stupid
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 07:46:57 pm
heh he just granted. everytime I see the preview part of my brain explodes in pain...

I wish pizza was free
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 07:51:20 pm
Granted but delivery is about 30 bucks
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 07:54:06 pm
I get a get out of corruption free cuz you forgot to wish XP

i wish I could have lamb right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:12:15 pm
granted but it is raw

I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 08:17:04 pm
granted but your dissapointed cuz you die after every wish you make. :P

I wish zombie pozf was a fun cool zombie that wouldn't eat me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:18:09 pm
Granted but I still kill you

I wish I were a zmobie!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 08:19:13 pm
granted but the sheriff shoots your head off. and you die again


I wish I had a puppy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:21:26 pm
Granted but when it gets angry it turns into a giant monster and attacks you

I wish my computer screen was clean again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 08:24:18 pm
granted but now there's a huge crack in it that goes across the whole moniter and it drives you nuts.

I wish my puppy was nice to me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:29:02 pm
Granted but now it falls ill

I wish that i had more candy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 08:30:06 pm
granted but all your teeth fall out so you can't eat any.

I wish i owned the world
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:31:03 pm
Psshh I can eat candy with no teeth

Granted but it gets blown up

I wish for more money
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 09, 2009, 08:33:01 pm
granted but there's no where to spend it as you just blew up the world. :P ;D

I wish food would appear when I though of it.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 08:35:13 pm
Granted but its never food you like

I wish I had Meat vision
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on April 09, 2009, 10:40:08 pm
granted but you now only see meet


I wish i was not so sleepy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 09, 2009, 10:56:12 pm
Granted, now you are painfully horny all the time with nobody to help you with it and no arms to 'fix' it yourself.

I wish my Roomba were self-repairing.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 09, 2009, 11:05:40 pm
granted but now I thirsts for blood

I wish had done my paper already
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 10, 2009, 10:29:43 am
granted but your neighbor's dog ate it so you have to redo it.

i wish i didn't have to go to work today and still got paid for it.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 10, 2009, 11:04:12 am
Granted but you're extremely sick

I wish my mom weren't a bitch
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 10, 2009, 09:14:47 pm
granted but she dies. :(

I wish I never had to drive anywhere again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 10, 2009, 10:55:01 pm
Granted but thats because you lose your drivers license

I wish I was at home right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 10, 2009, 11:12:11 pm
Granted, but the DHS has decided you are a threat to US national security and have your house bombed twenty feet into the ground with you in it.

I wish mere people were online at 08:00 CET
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 11, 2009, 12:24:48 am
Granted but they all hate you

I wish I had more coffee
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 11, 2009, 01:26:23 am
Granted but it tastes like tea

I wish every one would stop coming upstairs and let me sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 11, 2009, 11:17:23 am
Granted but now they're playing with air horns downstairs

I wish I woke up earlier
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:10:18 am
granted but nothing fun happens so you go back to sleep.

i wish my car hadn't broken today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 12:14:14 am
Granted but it blows up in a fiery death

I wish this cat would get off my pony tail
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:19:23 am
(as long as I was home when it happened i'd be fine with that.)

granted but it's on you r keyboard now instead and you cant type a corruption for my wish XP

I wish I had enough  money to fix my car tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 12:20:23 am
Granted but you'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre arrrrrrrrrrrested for conterrrrrrrrrfitting

I wish my keyboard was clean
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:22:05 am
... :-\ er granted but now the mess form your key board is all over your comp table


i wish I didn't have to get up at 6 am tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 12:23:38 am
Granted you get to wake up at 5 AM

I wish Defraging my laptop didn't take 6 + hours
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:29:06 am
granted now it takes 2 and a half days...

I wish there was no such thing as morning.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 12:31:10 am
Granted  you just destroyed time

I wish I had more time

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:32:53 am
granted you have all the time in thje world...oh wait you just destroyed that.XP

I wish tomorow would be fun for me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 12:33:47 am
granted but you die at 12:01 monday morning

I wish my hands no longer smelled like garlic
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 12, 2009, 12:36:00 am
granted now they smell like car oil


I wish i had mac and cheese for breakfast tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 12:36:36 am
granted but its all burnt and nasty

I wish my Pandora station would stop giving me shitty music
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 12, 2009, 06:49:18 am
*smiles whats wrong with car oil? *

Granted but it now only plays country and westren.

I wish my hang over wold disapear  8)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 10:10:07 am
that is shitty!

granted but you fixed it by drinking again and now your hangover is even worse than before.

I wish My cellphone didn't have a mind of its own
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on April 12, 2009, 06:54:01 pm
granted, now it's broke


i wish I had some money
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 07:12:23 pm
Granted but your arrested for counterfeiting

I wish it was colder in this house
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 12, 2009, 10:35:10 pm
Granted, you now have a flock of penguins as tenants, but they keep turning up the heat on account they are freezing at -95degrees Celcius...

I wish I knew how to go about making a true-scale suit of Chaos terminator armor... that fitted me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 11:27:56 pm
granted but you don't have the materials to make it

i wish i was not sick
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 13, 2009, 09:35:53 pm
granted but the people around you get unusually more annoying.

i wish i hadn't had to put $1300 into my car today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 09:38:18 pm
granted but you once you put another $1300 into the car it explodes in a horrible accident, where nobody is hurt.

I wish my iPod connector hadn't broken. (yea I know My poor ipod compared to your car :P )
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 13, 2009, 11:29:24 pm
granted but your song list was deleted and you have to start from scratch

I wish i didn't have to wash dishes

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 11:36:56 pm
Granted but your house lights aflame.

I wish this room weren't so damn hot.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 04:39:22 am
granted it is now -257 degrees kelvin or absolute zero and you freeze to death and lose all your apendages from frost bite.

I wish there was some good films on tv just now dam holidays,
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: NightWraith on April 14, 2009, 04:50:59 am
Granted, there's plenty of decent films on TV.. but your last TV licence payment was rejected.. and that's not working as well as I thought.. still never mind..  um...

Granted, there's plenty of decent films on TV.. But yours is stolen and no-one will sell you a new one either.

I wish I hadn't lost a certain um.. training plan.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 04:55:59 am
Granted instead you find out its an army Physical Training course and it comes with its own sadistic Physical Training Instructor Sergeant who gets you up at 5Am and takes you out for 10 mile runs with full kit and rifle.

I wish I did not sleep in today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 05:31:09 am
Granted you did not sleep at all

I wish the math chairmen had been in so I didn't have to come back here then back to school again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 05:39:04 am
Granted but you end up getting 8 hours of Quatratic equations and calculis.

I wish i did not have so much house work to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 05:47:45 am
Granted because your house explodes

I wish this wasn't a thing that is happening is such a hassle
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 06:10:32 am
Granted it becomes a major catastrophe  and your Government declares it a threat to national security.

I wish my hay fever would disapear
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 08:00:47 am
Granted but now you have a normal fever

I wish for somebody to uh... do ... something about stuff? (I wanna be specific but I'm not in the mood)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 08:07:03 am
Granted but you end up going to a Pride and Prejudice recital.

I wish I had my third star
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 08:10:17 am
Granted but you lose them immediate after.

I wish I had a gun to shoot at a firing range
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 08:13:46 am
Granted you get a Colt M1911 .45 automatic pistol....but it is a water pistol


I wish there was some decint choccie bars to go with my coffee
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 08:16:19 am
Granted but you drop it in some dirt first

I wish i had a good way to relieve stress
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Socrates on April 14, 2009, 09:16:01 am
Granted, but it is illegal in your state.

I wish I wasn't dead.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 14, 2009, 09:25:16 am
Granted but you are not a famous philouspher anymore.


I wish i had not wasted my day.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Socrates on April 14, 2009, 09:34:30 am
Granted, but you were so productive, that people will expect too much of you.  Nothing you do will ever be adequate again.

I wish I could read minds.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 10:12:53 am
Granted but you can not control it

I wish I had more soda
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 10:46:23 am
Granted. It's at the store, just waiting for you.   :P

I wish I always got my way!  :-[
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 10:55:35 am
Granted but you sarcastically wish you were dead and then die

I wish I was less tired
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 11:09:53 am
Granted.

You are now the main character in a John Travolta movie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomenon_(film)
(he dies at the end  :(.)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 11:10:55 am
Awesome wish granted you gave me all your money!

I wish I were no longer depressed
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Socrates on April 14, 2009, 06:28:50 pm
Granted, but you now have a stomachache.

I wish I had kept my promise.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 14, 2009, 08:15:20 pm
Granted but it backfires and looks like you didn't keep it anyway

I wish the school wasn't giving me ulcers
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 15, 2009, 08:53:39 am
Granted. Instead it gives you dysentery.
 :(

I wish I didn't have to go to the fucking doctor today.  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 15, 2009, 08:55:47 am
Granted instead of the fucking doctor you go to the prodding doctor instead

I wish I was not on night shift for the next three nights its great weather out there.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 15, 2009, 08:58:00 am
Granted. You've been fired.  :(

I wish my mind wasn't all bleary from lack of sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 15, 2009, 09:01:55 am
*thats not a corrupt wish Ronin  ;D *

Granted it is now turned to mush from listening to that Levan polka

I wish I had got up earlier to fix my mountain bike
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 15, 2009, 09:12:17 am
Granted. you got up 2 weeks ago and haven't slept sense.

I wish I could stop thinking about sleep. MMMMMMM sleeeeeeeeep  :-*.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 15, 2009, 09:17:12 am
Granted now you start thinking about the firing order of a Rolls Royce Merlin inline V12 27 litre aero engine

i wish I could find all my missing music cd's
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 15, 2009, 09:37:24 am
Granted. You find they've all been lodged in you rectum during a perticularly painful bowl movement.

I wish I could stay here, but I can't.

Laters.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 15, 2009, 11:25:08 pm
granted but then everyone starts doing an off key rendition of "Let's DO the Time Warp again!"


i wish I had finished my taxes earlier.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 12:08:33 am
Granted but everyone you know gives you theirs to do as well

I wish i was not in a grump this morning
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 16, 2009, 12:11:08 am
granted as you go to jail for fraudulent taxes. ;D

I wish My back would stop hurting. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 12:12:55 am
Granted instead your strong wrist develops RSI

I wish People would stop posting so i can catch up wi last nights posts
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 16, 2009, 12:16:13 am
granted but when you leave there will be another thousand posts by pozf to catch up on.

I wish i had some pizza
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 12:18:38 am
Granted but it has killer Mushrooms and Anchovies on it

I wish my left eye would stop twitching
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 16, 2009, 12:44:41 am
yummy!

Granted but now your leg twitches instead.

I wish those killer mushrooms hadn't given me indigestion.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 12:46:33 am
Granted but the anchovies gives you the old toilet two step


I wish i was not working for the next two night so i can open this crate of lager in front of me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 16, 2009, 12:49:15 am
granted but there's too much head from the shakiness of the truck that took them to the store you got em at.

i wish my brain was feeling less fuzzy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 12:51:09 am
Granted but your tounge feels fuzzy instead


I wish smiles would let me go to bed
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 16, 2009, 12:52:33 am
granted but then the loverly conversations will stop.

I wish I didn't need sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 16, 2009, 12:54:49 am
Granted but everyone else sleeps instead for the rest of time.

I wish I could think clearly and make a really awesome wish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 16, 2009, 10:55:08 am
Granted. The mear thought of it's awsomeness passing through your mind causes killer icecream headache and you die.  :(

I wish more people were active when I was.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 17, 2009, 12:22:41 am
Granted but you have nothing to say to them

i wish this migrane would vanish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 17, 2009, 10:32:09 am
Granted.
Then it reappears in the forms of a toothache, a hangnail, and a papercut.  :(

I wish this thread focused more on the positive.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 17, 2009, 02:44:49 pm
Granted.  OMG YAY!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D  bunnies kittens seal pups (wait no that brings up negative connotations) elephants...um spaceships?

I wish I was still in Kung Fu class, and that I was going tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 17, 2009, 04:25:11 pm
Granted, but the instructer is that dude from Napolean Dynamyte.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/m_7f438576d6b8d2084282c814914d39b8.jpg

I wish It was prerelease weekend! HAVE YOU SEEN THE FUCKING SPOILER YET UIS? [DROOLS/]

http://mtgsalvation.com/alara-reborn-spoiler.html
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 17, 2009, 07:57:34 pm
haha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKmUsVeKp1o&feature=related)

Granted but you have horrible diarrhea and poop all over the event.  Luckily everyone are such horrible nerds that they don't really notice or care.

Bituminous Blast wtf?  Thought Hemmorage what?  Lord of Extinction huh?  Lavalanche guh? 
edit: so-no, I hadn't, but I just did.  Thanks for sharing!

I wish I could sleep later than I probably can tomorrow.

edit: another video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgv_Q825Bo&feature=related)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 17, 2009, 10:01:04 pm
um how??? nvmnd

Granted but you sleep through to the next day and don't realize it.

I wish i had my own compy at home so my sis couldn't kick me off the netz at night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 18, 2009, 12:00:45 am
granted but your compy gets a virus and crashes.

i wish i didn't have to take allergy pills so i can eat what i want.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 18, 2009, 12:07:14 am
Granted but you eat so fast a chicken bone gets stuck in your wind pipe and you chock to death.

I wish I had satelite TV so I can watch all of my history programmes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 18, 2009, 09:48:58 am
Granted. But then you die a horrilble death [shruggs/].  :-\

I wish I came up with a better retort.  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 18, 2009, 09:55:06 am
Granted but you would not like it.

I wish I had a thick creamy cold choccolate milkshake 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 18, 2009, 10:11:12 am
Granted, and you enjoy it.  :o

I wish everone was nice to me!  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 18, 2009, 08:33:57 pm
granted but it's because you're a vegetable in the hospital. *this is all a dream!*


I wish i had a box of chocolates
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 19, 2009, 06:25:49 am
Granted but they are all melted in the heat

I wish i could get a good WIFI connection
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 19, 2009, 11:03:52 am
Granted but you now have nothing to use it with
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2009, 03:04:34 pm
no wish to corrupt so.....  what ever you wish for comes true

I wish people would close my door when they leave my room or shout upstairs to me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 03:24:28 pm
Granted but now they slam your door until they break it

I wish I would stop forgetting wihses
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2009, 03:29:06 pm
Granted but now you keep on forgeting to put on trousers when you go out in public

I wish I had a  decent digital camera with a good set of batteries.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 03:33:27 pm
Granted but the camera breaks... but the batteries still work!

I wish the product I'd ordered was shipped
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2009, 03:39:26 pm
Granted but the container it is in gets washed over board from the ship sailing from China and ends up on the shore next to Saint Andrews and I claim it and gain the salvage rights.


I wish this keyboard was not so stiff and clunky to use.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 03:46:56 pm
Granted  but now its soft and spongy

I wish you corruption wasn't so invalid :D

(doesn't even have to cross a bridge over water to get here)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2009, 03:50:46 pm
Granted but the post/mail man gets attacked by a some one wielding a pointy bannana 

I wish my tv reception was not so fuzzy (reminds me of a fuzzy animal i want to put through a jet turbine)

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 04:06:37 pm
Granted you no longer receive any kind of reception

I wish i had a pointy banana
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2009, 04:10:37 pm
(  :o It came true my TV went off)

Granted but it tastes of lemons

I wish I could come up with some really good corruptions for your wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 04:11:36 pm
Granted but you forget them

And that one wasn't a corruption I love lemons>.>;

I wish I could think of some good wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2009, 04:14:21 pm
Granted but uh erm I've forgotten now ....Hmmmmm

I wish I could find my Garfield toy to snuggle into
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 20, 2009, 10:06:13 pm
(mmm melted chocolate)


ooooh granted! ... almost just granted but for corruptions sake you find out there's a camera inside of it.

I wish the Hyatt had better hotel  service
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 10:09:30 pm
Granted but the furniture is terrible

I wish I didn't have to get upo to get more soda
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 20, 2009, 10:12:19 pm
granted you out of soda pop

i wish I had a glass of milk
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 10:14:24 pm
Granted but it's sour

I wish you hadn't called it "pop"
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 20, 2009, 10:50:33 pm
granted but then I live next door to you and drive you maniacally insane untill you kill yourself.

i wish my corruptions weren't so morbid
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 10:51:31 pm
Granted but now they are sickingly happy

I wish I hadn't already lost my sanity
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 20, 2009, 10:53:05 pm
granted but you are playing the trombone on the good ship lollipop.


I wish I was in pixie land
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 20, 2009, 11:04:24 pm
Granted but its the evil kind of pixies

I wish i didn't have allergies
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 21, 2009, 12:02:26 am
granted but now you have some rare incurable disease instead.


I wish the evil pixies would make me an evil pixie too.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 12:07:30 am
Granted but you die a horrible horrible death in the process of being transformed

I wish my cousins would turn off fox news
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 21, 2009, 12:33:41 am
granted but now they're watching the Spanish news instead.


i wish i would rain jelly beans for one day.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 12:34:23 am
Granted but it's the day after you find out you have diabetes

I wish forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr seriousness ?
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 21, 2009, 12:51:14 am
granted but then everything get substantially dull.

I wish I could multi task better.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 12:54:42 am
Granted but now you can't focus

I wish for a better pillow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 21, 2009, 03:24:27 am
Granted but its a house brick

I wish I had a ex-military vehicle so I could go to the War and Peace display down in England.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 11:02:42 am
Granted but it doesn't go anywhere so you can't go anyway

I wish I had woken up earlier
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 21, 2009, 12:22:28 pm
Granted but nothing happens

I wish I could get rid of these engine oil stains off my hands and arms
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 12:23:08 pm
Granted, you get into an accident and lose your arms.

I wish I didn't have a test in a couple of hours
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 21, 2009, 06:25:29 pm
granted but then you have a test in a few minutes

I wish my chocolate bunny wasn't almost gone
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 06:27:00 pm
(my wish actually came true)
Granted but the last bit gets dropped in the garbage

I wish My hands wernt cold
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 21, 2009, 06:29:05 pm
granted but then you burn them

i wish my laptop was faster
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 06:48:34 pm
Granted you overclock it too much though, it melts

I wish people would stop having political arguments around me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 21, 2009, 06:49:45 pm
granted but now they have religious arguments around you.

I wish i could have fun all day long.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 06:57:33 pm
they already do that ... it switches between religious and political every couple of minutes

Granted but you die at the end of the day

I wish the semester was over
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 21, 2009, 07:34:30 pm
granted but you flunked out all your classes.

I wish I had a fluffy baby bunny :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 07:56:37 pm
(thats actually not to far off T_T)

Granted but it kills you because you lack any holy hand grenades

I wish i had a holy hand grenade.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 21, 2009, 07:57:28 pm
granted but it's evil and kills you

I wish my friend Jay would call me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 07:58:24 pm
Granted but he calls to say he hates you

I wish i didn't have a cell phone anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 21, 2009, 08:34:12 pm
(that would actually be better than him not calling me at all.)

granted but now you have a  loud pager that goes off every five minutes


I wish i was in texas
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 21, 2009, 08:44:19 pm
granted but it gets blown up

I wish i didn't have to get up anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 08:40:27 am
Granted. You die of infected bed sores.  :(

I wish It was Saturday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 08:42:29 am
Granted but the world ended on friday

I wish that my package would arrive before my brother has to leave for work
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 22, 2009, 12:08:02 pm
granted but there's a bomb inside and it has less then a minute to go off when you get it.

I wish my shower could be more fun.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 12:10:25 pm
granted but the shower head shoots out boiling hot water >.>

I wish last monday's jick and skully show was better quality
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 22, 2009, 09:23:41 pm
granted but then all you can hear is fuzz


I wish I didn't have to wear business casual at con.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 09:25:56 pm
Granted your forced to go nude

I wish i was at home so I can play with the shiny new toy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 22, 2009, 09:32:51 pm
that would make for an interesting con

granted but it's broken and no longer shiny


i wish i had a better job
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 09:34:58 pm
Granted. You are now my personal puppie girl slave. Great Avvy by the way :-*.

I wish I was happy.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 09:37:08 pm
Granted but your amazing attitude pisses everybody else off and you no longer have anymore friends

hmm I wish for more food
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 22, 2009, 09:41:50 pm
Granted. Meet John Doe from Seven.  :o

I wish everyone was happy.   :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 09:43:27 pm
Granted but it only lasts a fraction of a second

I wish people would not approach me as much in school
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 22, 2009, 10:13:00 pm
Granted. You are now my personal puppie girl slave. Great Avvy by the way :-*.

thank you:D. hrm that would be interesting but I'm a free puppy girl.

granted but they approach you after school instead

I wish sporks weren't evil
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 10:17:46 pm
granted but now the spoons and forks revolt.

I wish people would stop approaching me in person
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 22, 2009, 10:20:10 pm
granted but then you get put in solitary confinement in the loony bin no electronics allowed.

i wish i had some cotton candy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 22, 2009, 10:26:20 pm
granted but its poisoned

I wish for another cloudy day
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 23, 2009, 12:15:00 am
Granted WELCOME TO SCOTLAND!!!!  ;D ;D :P


I wish I could crack the bones in my right shoulder  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 23, 2009, 09:21:46 am
Granted. They pop. Then they snap. Then they shatter.  :(

I wish you didn't make this so easy for me.  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 23, 2009, 09:25:30 am
Granted I shall now give you a test on the Thermal dynamics of a Rolls Royce RB 211 jet turbine engine and on Air Legislation you will only have 1hour and 30 minutes to answer all 150 questions.......your time starts NOW!!

I wish I was on holiday
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 09:33:06 am
granted but then you have to work a 24 hour shift everyother day for a month

I wish my allergies would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 23, 2009, 09:42:12 am
Granted but you develop scurvy instead


Iwish I had a giraffe
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 09:51:10 am
Granted but it kicks you in the face

I wish i had scurvy >.>;
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 23, 2009, 10:02:19 am
Granted. It's not as awsome as you thought it was.  ???

I wish that I never again have happen to me what happend to me yesterday.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 10:04:52 am
granted but something worse happens tomorrow

i wish i could breathe right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 23, 2009, 10:08:42 am
Granted but you breathe in Carbon Monoxide



I wish my nose was not blocked
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 10:11:01 am
granted you trip and break it, but it is no longer blocked.

I wish it were just a little warmer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 23, 2009, 10:35:57 am
Granted. The Earth flies into the Sun.  :(

I wish that every wish didn't end in someones gruesome demise.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 02:11:37 pm
Granted but then the thread dissipates because that's the entire point of the thread.

I wish i wasn't tired ... ever
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 23, 2009, 05:31:43 pm
granted but now your eternally bored.

I wish I had an icecream cone. :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 23, 2009, 07:54:22 pm
granted but you drop it as soon as you go to eat it

I wish that something would happen to the school so that all classes  get considered as withdrawn, and a full refund for the semester was given... where I receive the effects fully
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 12:29:02 am
Granted it turns out that the teachers have forged teaching certificates (this is not a corruption know how hard it is as a fellow student)

I wish I could really let off steam and tell some one what I really think of them instead of being MR nice Odd all the time  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 24, 2009, 12:32:46 am
Granted you explode on them, go berserk and do a good ol' murder suicide.

I wish this cat would get off of me
(She keeps getting on me even after I push her off)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 01:13:16 am
Granted it turns into a sabre toothed tiger and has you for its breakfast


I wish I was not addicted to these ANZAC biscuits
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 24, 2009, 10:46:42 am
Granted. But that herion starts to look might good right about now...  :o

I wish you all had a wonderful day.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 24, 2009, 01:02:49 pm
Granted but yours sucked

I wish that we did more on that cesspool run.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 24, 2009, 04:27:37 pm
Granted. But a what a man does in the privacy of his cesspool should be kept to himself.  :'(

I wish I envited perverse innuedo so easily.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 24, 2009, 09:49:45 pm
Granted but your wish was so misspelled it came out all wrong.

I wish my tummy wasn't feeling sickish :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 25, 2009, 12:11:20 am
Granted you get gangrine on your limbs instead

I wish this work related stress migrane would disapear
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 25, 2009, 12:34:05 am
Granted but you get a normal migraine a couple of minutes later.

I wish it weren't already 3:33
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 25, 2009, 12:35:56 am
granted it is now 0840 (my time)


I wish I had some ANZAC biscuits  :(

Edit: got the time wrong
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 25, 2009, 12:51:02 am
Granted they turn out to be extremely radiated though

I wish that the other thing I pre-ordered would come out already
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 25, 2009, 12:58:09 am
Granted but the dispacthers get the order  wrong and it turns out to be a sex toy when you open the parcel.


I wish I had an X box with call of duty 4
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 25, 2009, 01:06:24 pm
Granted but you get red ring'd

I wish i had woken up earlier
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 25, 2009, 09:04:55 pm
granted but you went to sleep earlier too



I wish i had gotten more sleep last night
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 26, 2009, 12:18:43 pm
Granted but you overslept

I wish i took showers while i slept, so I didn't have to spend time during the day doing it
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 27, 2009, 02:08:03 am
granted but you end up drowing in the cubicle since the drain gets blocked and the doors wont open since they get warped and distorted from the heat and steam generated.


I wish my right knee was not siezed after my hike yesterday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 27, 2009, 11:05:43 am
Granted your left one is though

I wish my it was winter still
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 27, 2009, 02:28:13 pm
Granted but you get snowed in, lose all power, your pipes freeze and burst and the temp falls below -70 Degrees Celsius.

I wish this bad weather would go and bring in good weather
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 27, 2009, 04:36:29 pm
Granted but the good weather boils seas. Wonderful your good weather just caused the apocalypse

I wish it was 55 Degrees Fahrenheit. 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 04:37:01 am
Granted but it turns out to be -55 Degrees Farhenheit

I wish I could remember where I left my Chicken Wings books 1 and 2
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 08:08:26 am
Granted you remember, but you can't get to them

I wish my nose was no longer runny
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 09:27:27 am
Granted but you now phantom sneeze instead

I wish I had Digital TV
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 28, 2009, 10:45:29 am
Granted. But everyone promptly goes back to analog.  :-\

I wish I had some cheetos!  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 03:22:49 pm
Granted but they're soggy for some reason ???

I wish my head didn't hurt anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 03:29:58 pm
Granted now it falls off

I wish my ex would stop fucking pissing me off!!  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 03:34:08 pm
Granted but now somehow gets you in jail

I wish that i had colder drinks
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 03:37:25 pm
Granted but they are so cold they hurt your teeth

I wish I did not have these evil thought about hurting my ex (they might land me in jail)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 03:38:46 pm
Granted you don't think about it, you just do it

I wish my capslock key wasn't so sensitive
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 03:41:13 pm
Granted now your keyboard blows up in your face

I wish there was some good progs on tv right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 03:47:20 pm
Granted but your T.V stops working

I wish I knew what a "prog" was
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 03:56:18 pm
(prog is my short hand for programme multi tasking here)

Granted but you still dont understand the way i type

I wish people would stop contacting me at the same time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 04:00:02 pm
Granted they now do it in perfect succession

I wish AI didn't cheat so fucking hard.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2009, 04:09:32 pm
Granted now the AI is impossible to beat with out cheating


i wish this torrent would hurry up and down load

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 04:13:54 pm
Granted but it demolishes you BIOS

I wish my Keyboard were better
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 28, 2009, 07:02:23 pm
granted but now you're monitor is crap.

I wish I had some good food for dinner
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 28, 2009, 07:29:17 pm
granted but you gave no good drinks

I wish my monitor was clean
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 29, 2009, 03:47:36 am
Granted but you get no sound from your speakers when  you play your Pandora station

I wish I had somehting to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 29, 2009, 08:06:55 am
Granted but you don't want to do that

I wish it was always like this, weather wise.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 03:05:03 pm
Granted. But you get sick of it.

I wish I had long pretty hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 29, 2009, 03:23:27 pm
Granted but it strangles you in your sleep *it happens man, it happens*

I wish my hair didn't have all the split ends.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 03:31:32 pm
I DOES NOT!

Granted. You buy some special shampoo.  :-\

I wish I wasn't all pissy today.  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on April 29, 2009, 03:33:09 pm
Granted you're just really depressed instead

I wish I would stop sneezing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 29, 2009, 04:22:33 pm
Granted. Sneezing requires breathing.  :(

I wish I wasn't so hungry.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 29, 2009, 10:42:48 pm
granted now your thirsty.


I wish i wasn't nervous.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on April 30, 2009, 12:03:38 am
Granted now you are so laid back you miss an imporant meeting

I wish my eyes did not hurt due to me being so tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on April 30, 2009, 11:23:53 am
Granted. They hurt so bad due to melting in thier sockets.

I wish life was more like Raiders of the Lost Arch!   :D.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 01, 2009, 12:11:34 am
Granted but you get diced and sliced by the Horten flying wing  propeller instead of the German soldier.


I wish I was off tonight instead of doing  the last night shift of my working week
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 01, 2009, 01:01:06 am
Granted but work explodes!

I wish that the package was sent out Wednesday and not Saturday
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 01, 2009, 09:50:32 am
Granted but it is never seen again after getting lost in the mail.

I wish my work would  explode (but im not in it or any where near it  :P )
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 01, 2009, 12:30:10 pm
Granted and you can't find anymore work because they suspect you blew it up

I wish I could skip the unskipable
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 01, 2009, 12:42:43 pm
Granted. You miss all of lifes opertunities.

Granted I wish I was as happy as this smilie!  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 01, 2009, 12:43:43 pm
Granted but your face gets stuck like that

I wish I wasn't going out tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on May 09, 2009, 06:30:47 pm
You never go out again on account of having half your face burned off by a cooking accident (which occurs tonight while you're at home), which makes you perpetually unattractive to um... whatever sex you like being attractive to...

I wish I had more time to finish my project.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 09, 2009, 06:36:19 pm
(that actually wouldn't be to much different to my current life actually)

Granted but when you finish it your Professor tells you that he/she decided for it not to be worth any credit.

I wish it were a little cooler out
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 10, 2009, 06:18:53 am
Granted it is now so cold satan ice skates to work and brings on another ice age

I wish this mess I'm in jsut now would disapear...along with my ex  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 10, 2009, 01:59:50 pm
Granted you blink out of existence *voip*

I wish my mom weren't such a bitch
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 10, 2009, 03:22:00 pm
Granted she is now so attentive to you she makes you physicly sick

I wish I had enough money to get a place of my own with good internet conection
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 10, 2009, 03:35:08 pm
(she already does...)

Granted but payments go up after a couple months and you get evicted/foreclosed on.

I wish I was somewhere else.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 10, 2009, 04:03:06 pm
Granted but its another place that has little or no rain fall

I wish I had a daft collie to take for walks
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 10:58:13 am
Granted. But it's 700 pounds, is badly behaved on a leash and has a taste for human flesh.

I wish someone would tell me that everthing was going to be okay!  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 11, 2009, 10:59:10 am
Granted but that person just wanted your wallet.

I wish my electronics would stop malfunctioning on me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 11:01:18 am
Granted. They now malfuntion next to you!   :P

I wish it was nightime.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 11, 2009, 11:35:34 am
Granted now it is continual darkness with no street lighting and you end up getting mugged on the way home.


I wish my Camo bush hat was not all out of shape and floppy.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 11, 2009, 12:02:42 pm
Okay.... but everyone looks at you wierd becuase they have no idea what you're talking about.  :'(

I wish things and stuff where interchangeble. And stuff.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 12, 2009, 09:43:57 pm
granted but an interchangeable stuff gets lost.


I wish I hadn't crashed so early on saturday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 13, 2009, 12:10:12 am
Granted you crahsed late Friday and still missed everything on Saturday

I wish I was on holiday
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Foof on May 13, 2009, 08:13:20 am
Granted!  You take a wonderful trip to a tropical island...but upon arrival, there is a sudden outbreak of a deadly disease!  There's no planes or boats leaving the isle out of fear of contamination.

I wish I could pass my History Class before June 19th.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 08:15:48 am
Granted you pass it, but somehow end up failing everything else

I wish I had a stronger will to practice.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 13, 2009, 11:43:36 am
Granted, You become an obsessed schizophrenic that only cares about drumming. And mumbling to himself.  :(

I wish a had a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 13, 2009, 11:53:32 am
Cool I'm partway there!

Granted but the sandwich is old and nasty

I wish I didn't have to move to get my food.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 13, 2009, 12:04:40 pm
Granted. But it's introveinis so it misses your mouth entirely and you can't enjoy the savory delicousness.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 14, 2009, 12:49:39 am
Since you did not make a wish things turn out all rainbows and lollipops.

I wish It was friday night all ready  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 12:50:35 am
Granted but Friday got canceled. Sorry

I wish my paper was done and with a B letter grade on it.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 14, 2009, 12:52:27 am
(Knowning my luck the whole weekend will be  :( )

Granted but the grade still does not get you into your choosen college or university

I wish  I knew what was planned for this weekend
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 12:53:29 am
Granted but because you found out, the world is changed for the worst

I wish that I my eye wasn't so dammed itchy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 14, 2009, 12:56:29 am
Granted but you rub it so much you poke it out and can not be put back in again.

I wish I was not cranky this morning due to my hay fever (ran out of meds)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 14, 2009, 12:58:07 am
Granted you just have the flu now

I wish it was 1 o'clock AM again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 14, 2009, 08:58:53 am
Granted now your stuck in a time warp ala Ground Hog Day.

I wish I could eat and eat and never be full.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 14, 2009, 09:40:27 am
Granted but now the United Nations Security Council send out its combined forces to kill you since you are now the source of the world food shortage.

I wish I was not nervous about this weekend  :-[
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 14, 2009, 10:10:57 am
Granted
Your going to die on friday.
Now you don't have to worry about the weekend.

I wish I had some french fries.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Foof on May 14, 2009, 12:39:11 pm
Granted, but before handing them to you the server used them to scratch the underside of his ass.  All of them.

I wish I had high speed internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 14, 2009, 01:47:20 pm
Granted, but your service provider just went into bankrupcy due to the crackdowns on file sharing networks.

I wish I'd be less affected by all the gorgeous women I see
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 14, 2009, 02:00:54 pm
granted but now you only see ugly woman

i wish smiles' car was easier for me to drive.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 14, 2009, 03:33:31 pm
Granted: But it's impossible for you to stop.


I wish I could possess objects ala Satan. :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 15, 2009, 12:32:32 am
Granted you are now Satan but lose the battle between good and evil.

I wish the weather is good tommorrow while im out Geo-Caching
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 15, 2009, 09:37:59 pm
granted but you catch no geos

I wish i didn't have a headache
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on May 16, 2009, 10:41:13 am
granted but now you have the swine flu. :P

I wish the hype about swine flu would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 16, 2009, 11:03:01 am
Granted. Now the media tries to terrify the populous with another overblown danger!
Oh wait...  :'(

I wish I wasn't so cynical.  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 16, 2009, 11:46:51 am
granted but then everyone else you know is more cynical and you end up breaking a leg as a result.

I wish mom had told us a month earlier that she was throwing a surprise party for my aunt
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 16, 2009, 11:48:38 am
Granted but you didn't prepare at all so nothing has changed

I wish I could eat something really good.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 16, 2009, 11:52:42 am
granted but you end up in the hospital due to an allergic reaction from the food


i wish  my leg would heal quicker
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 25, 2009, 04:16:05 pm
Granted but it ends up two inches shorter than the other one

I wish this hay fever did not make me so grumpy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on May 26, 2009, 12:36:30 pm
Granted. It makes you delerious.
I wish for a sandwitch. 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 26, 2009, 09:30:49 pm
granted but it is an evil sand witch that curses you


I wish my sinus headache and low grade fever would disappear
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 27, 2009, 12:13:54 am
Granted now you have a constant tooth ache.

I wish I could remember what I was about to type.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 27, 2009, 04:36:35 am
granted but that doesn't really help you now, does it.

I wish I could speak my mind to whomever.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 28, 2009, 12:23:23 am
Granted but it only lands you in intensive care after getting beaten up.


I wish I had a sexy female maid to clean up my room.  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 12:29:37 am
Granted but she steals anything worth anything then kills you slowly with poison.

I wish I would grow a pair.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 28, 2009, 12:50:23 am
*Hmm what would she do with engine parts and a pair of X-country ski's?*

Granted but its a pair of sunflowers

I wish my car will pass its MOT tommorrow. (road worthy test)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on May 28, 2009, 01:07:25 am
Granted but you get into an accident that destroys it.

I wish that it was earlier in the night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 28, 2009, 01:08:39 pm
granted but you somehow get radiation posioning from the time machine

I wish getting to texas from IL didn't take so long
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Keaoden Silverstride on May 28, 2009, 04:50:53 pm
Granted but everything in between gets crushed and thrown into a giant fissure.

I wish I was god admin of entire internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 29, 2009, 12:40:02 am
Granted but you crash it and ruin it for every one else


I wish my cycle helmet had a better sweat band.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Azure on May 31, 2009, 05:59:12 pm
Granted, but the protective abilities are substandard.  Luckily, you'll never know if you never crash (yea right).

I wish I had the time and energy to clean up around here.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on June 01, 2009, 12:58:14 am
Granted but you're now addicted to speed.

I wish the people around me understood my quirks

(Wow that doesn't sound emo at all >.>; )
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 01, 2009, 11:29:01 am
Granted but you stop being an individual and become like everyone else.

I wish I knew where my rain went to and what this huge yellow orb in the sky is the produces warmth? (is it the bringer of doom and destruction of us all?)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on June 02, 2009, 10:47:49 am
granted but know you know too much

I wish the house would clean itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 04, 2009, 09:34:53 pm
granted but then you never know where anything is and it throws out all your scrapbooking items


I wish i could go to the matsuri saturday without missing work.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 04, 2009, 11:55:38 pm
Granted you are now able to poduce clones of your self..................That turn out to be evil and end up going on a killing spree for which you get the blame and end up getting the death sentence.

I wish Big Brother would stop being produced  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on June 08, 2009, 02:09:28 pm
Granted. Now it's syndicated.
INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for a cupcake!  :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Azure on June 09, 2009, 03:50:23 am
Granted, but its an EVIL cupcake.

I wish I had 2 more hours to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on June 09, 2009, 02:29:47 pm
Granted. If by "two hours" you mean twenty years.
Hey, genies have a stange concept of time, whatcha gonna do?

I for a cooler afternoon; it's hotter then a motherfucker today.  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on June 09, 2009, 07:42:19 pm
granted it snows in your house.

Meanie sis.

I wish i had pudding right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 10, 2009, 12:50:27 am
Granted but its Black Pudding (not going to tell you whats in it  :P )

I wish I had some eye drops.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 10, 2009, 07:32:11 pm
granted but they blind you

i wish i could afford to pay car insurance so i could get a car
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 11, 2009, 12:10:28 am
Granted but you can only afford to insure a clapped out rust bucket....hmm reminds me of my first car which was a Ford Orion.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on June 18, 2009, 12:38:54 pm
Granted. You wish for nothing, and are therefore obliterated.

I wish for a Razzly Pet.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 18, 2009, 12:58:15 pm
Granted, you are now the proud owner of a wild deathclaw who listens to the name Razzly

I wish my 40k models came to life in full scale.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 12:45:03 am
Granted by they are your Chaos Space Marines and sacrafice you to the Blood God as soon as they see you.

I wish soap operas got discontinued and taken off TV
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 19, 2009, 11:13:14 am
granted, but they are replaced by 24/7 re-runs of teletubbies...

I wish my woman was here instead of having a cold in her house 700km away...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 19, 2009, 11:33:48 am
Granted now she has a cold in your house and infects everyone and your government now must use White Phosphurous and its illegal stocks of Napalm to eradicate the virus to prevent it from spreading.

I wish I was on my two weeks off work and back on my travels again.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Obsidian_Dragon on June 25, 2009, 06:47:28 pm
WISH GRANTED! Unfortunatly you got hit by a bus and had to spend your two weeks in the hospitol being cared for by a 200lbs Albanian woman names Grusilda =3

I wish I had a Nickle!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on June 26, 2009, 02:14:46 am
Granted...thou....that's all you have...All love,health,sex and money left you!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Selan on June 26, 2009, 03:53:09 pm
I wish Leana would make a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 26, 2009, 03:55:52 pm
since you did not make a wish for me to corrupt Selan everything comes up roses  ;D

I wish I did not have to work my last three shifts before I go on holiday next week
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on June 26, 2009, 04:19:29 pm
Granted! You get fired!

I wish Selan would love me and wouldn't corrupt all my wishes and grant me a happy life :) (whoops,three wishes :o)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on June 26, 2009, 04:24:51 pm
All three are granted but you end up getting hit by a bus tommorrow morning

I wish I had a good digital SLR camera to take with me in two weeks time  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 30, 2009, 11:56:41 am
granted but the batteries die before you get to use it and they are un-replaceable.


i wish i could go to the "passion" party on Thursday in oak park.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on June 30, 2009, 01:28:36 pm
Granted but it gets canceled

I wish my orange juice actually tasted like oranges...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 01, 2009, 12:23:29 am
Granted but  the juice has the bitz in it! MMMMMMMMMWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA

i was I did not feel dizzy and faint.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 03, 2009, 02:03:40 pm
Granted you get sick and faint instead.

I wish that I woke up 3 hours ago. instead of 30 minutes ago.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 03, 2009, 02:11:42 pm
Granted but then you wish you had woken up 3 hours before that and get stuck in a loop

I wish my nose was not itchy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 03, 2009, 02:15:27 pm
Granted you break your nose because you walking to a door because your eyes were itchy

I wish it was a better temperature to deal with in the house.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 03, 2009, 02:19:53 pm
*that has almost happend damn hayfever*

Granted but the temperature is now so low all life forms freeze and Satan Skates to work

I wish it was not so humid and muggy tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 03, 2009, 02:23:52 pm
That's pretty cool *pun completely intended)

Granted but its much much hotter and extremely dry now

I wish i could refill my drink.... WITH MY MIND!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 03, 2009, 02:27:31 pm
Granted but now you are drinking your own brain cells since they have turned into liquid

I wish I found a hay fever remidy that actually worked
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 03, 2009, 11:13:53 pm
Granted but it's side effects are worse than the hay fever

I wish I was home right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Trombonefellow on July 04, 2009, 12:41:37 am
Granted but you find that your heart is in a cardboard box, thus the box becomes your new home. Enjoy.

I wish I weren't nocturnal.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 08:56:44 am
Granted you are crepuscular...

I wish i would go on a holiday to south africa
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:17:23 am
Granted but you find out its not that great and want to come home on the first day but you are stuck there for a month.

I wish my eyes would stop watering.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 09:33:09 am
Granted...your eyes fall out!

I wish i would have supernatural skills
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:39:22 am
Granted but all you can do is turn into a puddle of liquid and nothing else.

I wish I could find my air matress
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 09:51:44 am
Granted....and you go on this nice camping-trip and then you realise it has a leak in it...

I wish this never ever happens to me again...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 09:54:16 am
Granted THIS does not happen again but THAT does repeatedly...


I wish the weather is good for this weekend
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 09:56:21 am
Granted...it's great weather....in the Netherlands!

I wish tomorrow will be a great day
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 10:00:05 am
Granted but not where you are  :P

I wish I could find my digi cam battery charger
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 06, 2009, 01:01:42 pm
granted but then you can't find your memory chip.


I wish my camera hadn't gotten broken on the fourth.:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 06, 2009, 01:03:36 pm
granted, it didn't get broken but the rechargeable batteries ace through the contacts in the camera. *i think those are the right words*

I wish I hadn't forgotten to
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 02:48:40 pm
You didn't forget...thou it makes no diffrence to anyone and you end up getting corrupted!

I wish i wouldn't care about anything at all...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 06, 2009, 02:50:31 pm
i actually had forgotten to finish my sentence >.>;

Granted you are emotionless, and die alone cause you don't care about being alone. *it's not all that it's cracked up to be... not caring that is*

I wish I knew how the human mind worked.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 02:54:05 pm
Granted...now you know and actuallty think that it pretty much sucks...you end up being dissapointed and really sad.

I wish people would care more....
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 06, 2009, 02:56:56 pm
Granted but now they care too much and are suffocating.

I wish my laptop would stay cooler



Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 06, 2009, 02:58:55 pm
It's cool...actually..it's freezing just like your genitals :)

I wish i wouldn't be stung by musquitoes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 03:01:27 pm
*they dont sting they bite*

Granted but you get stung by killer wasps instead

i wish i had more chocolate sundaes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 06, 2009, 03:02:24 pm
wait what?! ouch

granted now you have ticks and leeches on you now


Granted but it;s Chocolax

I wish i had a set of playing cards.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 03:05:02 pm
Granted but they are wet and fall apart

I wish I had put my soda in the fridge earlier *ewww warm soda*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 06, 2009, 03:10:22 pm
Granted, but it was open, and is now flat

I wish i wasn't ill
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 03:11:31 pm
Granted you are in the peak of physical fitness......then you get hit by a bus

I wish my mother was not a sadist
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 06, 2009, 03:12:49 pm
what is this final destination?

granted shes now a masochist, and demands you spank her

I wish for my money back.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 03:17:25 pm
Granted but it is monopoly money and is totaly worthless

I wish my laptop would stop cheating and crash when i am winning on CoH: Opposing Fronts
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 06, 2009, 04:06:15 pm
Granted, it won't run the game any more

I wish that I had to deal with less physical pain daily.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 07, 2009, 02:41:36 pm
Granted...now you are just mentally ill...

I wish my car would be fixed again...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 07, 2009, 02:44:22 pm
Granted but it gets used for target practice by tanks from the Dutch Army.

I wish this strange feeling would leave me alone


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 07, 2009, 02:50:44 pm
Granted...This strange feeling turns into a strange action...what results into running around the streets naked.

I wish there would be some-one really nice waiting for me in my bed
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 07, 2009, 03:49:02 pm
Granted...now you are just mentally ill...

Already there...

Granted but he only wants to kill you dead

I wish I didn't just spend the last hour shopping
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 07:30:04 am
Granted instead you spend the whole day in the bank as a hostage while it is being robbed

I wish I could get this daft ong out of my head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAYLD06MefI)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 07:31:48 am
granted. but first you have to remove your brain.  :-\
I wish this wasn't so easy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 07:33:40 am
Granted I will let you have some of my past exam questions to do and only 20 minutes to do them all in and they aint mulitiple choice.

I wish I did not have all this pent up energy

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 11:30:36 am
Granted instead you have pent up remorse. And kill yourself in a moment of weakness. :(

I wish the world was a better place.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 12:04:46 pm
Granted but it isn't for you, just everybody else

i wish Trillian would stop giving me shit
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 12:36:04 pm
Granted: you now don't know who Trillian is. Um like me. :'(

I wish I was a glass cannon.

 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 12:37:28 pm
trillain is a IM program

Granted but somebody pokes you with a stick and you die

I wish I would stop having internet problems
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 01:14:56 pm
granted. you become lawnmower man.

I wish I knew what to do today.  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 01:20:02 pm
granted but there is no more time to do it

I wish my stool would... nevermind it just showed up.

I wish it would be put together correctly
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 01:23:29 pm
granted. but it's an Evil Correctly.  :P

I wish everyone was silly like me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 01:24:49 pm
Awesome i love the evil

Granted but now your just like everybody else. and nobody likes a face in the crowd ;D

i wish i had more soda.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 01:28:29 pm
Granted you're house is flooded with syrupy fizzyness. Did you also wish for a Container? :'(  Oh well.  :D

I wish for THE POWER OF ROCK!  :D

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 01:29:42 pm
Granted you turn into a non-sentient stone

I wish i didn;t have to clean so much

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 01:51:36 pm
Granted. Wellcome to Slobsvill!
If you want something, get it yourself. ;D

I wish I was a sucessful author.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 01:52:51 pm
granted but then you get arrested for identity theft

I wish for, some money, real money. more than a dollar
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 01:54:55 pm

Granted you rob a bank end up shooting a hostage and get the death sentence


I wish this pc would run faster
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 01:56:50 pm
Granted. But what are going to do with defunct Russian currency buried underneath your house?
 :'(

Granted, it runs right out the door.
I wish for bimbos, lots and lots of bimbos. Preferably in cute costumes. :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 01:59:14 pm
Granted you turn into Benny Hill

I wish that my last wish got granted
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 02:00:14 pm
Granted but they're chock full of STI's

Granted but you overclocked it and it explodes. *not joking you blow it the hell up*

I wish I had a bunch of defunct russian currency.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 02:02:44 pm
Granted you can have mine

i wish I could remember where i left my digi cam battery charger
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 02:23:09 pm
Granted. It's in your digimon.
 ;D

I wish for outside.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 02:24:36 pm
Granted but you end up on the Polar Ice Cap with no artic clothing

I wish for some freshly squeezed orange juice
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 02:40:26 pm
Granted. It is freshly squeesed out of your testicals.  :(
I wish I didn't have such a sadistic imagination.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 02:47:21 pm
Granted you have this wonderful imagination that can up with power stations that dont pollute the enviroment but they still end up destrying the Earth.

I wish this blue tack would work instead of my posters falling off the wall all the time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 08:02:43 pm
Granted but it put a huge hole in your wall

i wish that mosquitos weren't able to drain my blood
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 08, 2009, 08:05:17 pm
Granted but then the eat your bones and you die.

i wish i wasn't to tired to go out after dinner tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 08:07:13 pm
granted but you get food poisoning from where you eat

I wish this seat were more comfortable.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 08, 2009, 08:15:51 pm
granted but then your keyboard stops working properly.

I wish i wasn't tired
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 08:16:30 pm
Granted you're no longer tired, people aren't tired while they sleep.

I wish I wasn't so itchy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 09:01:43 pm
Granted. No skin, no itchness, right.

I wish everyone loved Drowning Pool -Bodies as much as I did. Yay!  :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 09:02:51 pm
granted but but you hear it so much now that you get really sick of it.

I wish for a day of fun
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 09:29:17 pm
Granted. Becuase you deserve it. ASSHOLE.

I wish I knew more people with Turretts Syndrome becuase they're entertaining.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 09:31:15 pm
HA wth?

Granted but they constantly say things about how they don't like you

I wish I would stop having this giant urge, to reinstall FFXI (PERDUCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... I mean BRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 08, 2009, 09:49:26 pm
granted. I neither want to know or know what any of that means.

I wish for less drama.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 08, 2009, 09:51:22 pm
granted , there is NO drama and you're completely bored

I wish people wouldn't talk so much. *not you guys, the people around me.*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 03:12:32 am
Granted you are now deaf,bumb and blind

I wish I did not have this horrible taste in my mouth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 07:13:15 am
granted... you die a horrible slow death tomorrow

I wish my brother would keep his fucking phone IN HIS ROOM
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 09, 2009, 07:36:52 am
Granted. You die a horrible death.
Wait- what was your wish?  :'(

I wish for more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 07:49:09 am
Granted but they're limited to wishes about coupons, for Walmart.

I wish I was asleep right now.

 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 08:53:23 am
Granted but you miss out on winning the national lottery and becoming a multi millionare

I wish my new hay fever remedy worked
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 08:55:34 am
Granted but you're ironically allergic to the hay fever remedy

I wish I had some panacea
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 09:04:05 am
Granted but I miss read it and give you some Placenta instead

I wish I  could have my front teeth back
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 09:05:39 am
Hey this stuff is good for ya!

granted... But they're made of depleted uranium

I wish I had some good food, on a plate, with utensils, cooked properly, that isn't old?
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 09:07:50 am
Granted but it tastes ODD

I wish I had a plane so I could fly down instead of driving for 8 hrs tommorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 09:10:48 am
Granted, but you lose both your engines and die on your way down.

I wish I wasn't so hungry
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 09:12:23 am
Granted...want some of mine? off to see what I can burn erm mean cook  ;D


I wish I had gourmet chef to cook for me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 09:16:34 am
Granted, but it was gourmet chef/ assassin, hired to kill you.

I wish ... brb
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 09, 2009, 10:02:17 am
Your not right back....you stay where you are forever and that makes you go crazy!

I wish i would like weak guys
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 10:03:26 am
Granted but they find you way to domineering

I wish I had another sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 09, 2009, 10:14:13 am
Granted...it's one with vegemite....


I wish i wouldn't be irritated quickly!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 10:14:43 am
granted, you're just always irritated now

I wish I could try vegemite
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 09, 2009, 10:20:34 am
You get to try it and you hate it....but you have to finish the sandwich.

I wish my car would be fixed
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 10:21:13 am
Granted but you crash it within the week

I wish for... something meaningful
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 10:23:52 am
Granted but it turns out to be totaly pointless

I wish Channel 4 would put on some recent Simpsons instead of reruns
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 10:27:34 am
Granted but they're recent reruns

I wish that my winamp would stop giving me songs I don't want to listen to.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 09, 2009, 10:42:51 am
Granted now it only plays Dolly Parton

I wish I found my missing webcomic book
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 10:50:19 am
how are those not songs i don't want to listen to.

granted but it's all ruined

I wish something good was on tv
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 09, 2009, 08:25:42 pm
Granted.

But it's an EVIL something.  :P

I wish for puppies!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 09, 2009, 08:48:43 pm
Granted but they are Cerberus' puppies, and will eat you

I wish for.... uhm.... lets see... nothing

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 05:35:26 am
Granted. You cease to exsist.

I wish for Destuction! AND SUFFERING!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 10, 2009, 06:10:37 am
Granted YOU will be destructed and suffer to dead :) all others will live happily ever after :)
I am such a loving person to grant you this :)

I wish for loads of money to buy a kite :)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 07:53:12 am
Granted.

BECAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!

BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET EXACTLY THAT!
...

 :'(

Ominiously? :-\

I wish for more time.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 11:27:05 am
Granted you move your clocks back so you have more time

I wish I had woken up when I wanted to
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 12:10:11 pm
Granted. You woke yourself up by peeing the bed.

Poor bed.

I wish for a bowl of fruit.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 12:11:52 pm
granted but the fruit is all rotten

I wish I didn't have to grind so much./ I wish I liked grinding.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 12:20:45 pm
I wish you werent a skater.

Granted. Your not a skater.

Sorry I reversed that, and got the frist part second and the second part first. But funny thing is it works both backwords as well as forwards.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 12:21:57 pm
heh, wrong kinda grinding

Granted I'm not  skater, I'm a cereal (spelt this way on purpose) killer

I wish i didn't have to go to a wedding on sunday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 12:27:15 pm
heh, wrong kinda grinding

Granted I'm not  skater, I'm a cereal (spelt this way on purpose) killer

I wish i didn't have to go to a wedding on sunday.

Watchoo mean? Level grinding?

If you mean level grinding you should say level grinding. I mean it could mean just about anything else otherwise. Like grinding up your victims to make sausage. Or something.

Granted BTW. You become to appathetic to care. Like how I granted this wish, kinda.

I wish I only ever did fun things.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 12:29:09 pm
Granted, but those things eventually aren't fun anymore

I wish I didn't have to do everything around here

Yea I meant level grinding. But to me that's the only type! Although I do occasional grind people up for sausage too.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 01:05:55 pm
Granted. And it backfires spectacularly.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Firefly?from=Main.Serenity


mmmmm. sasuage.
I wish for susuage. And eggs.
Yummy.  :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 01:09:07 pm
granted but the sausage was undercooked adn you get tape worm

I wish i hadn't thought of that, because I had sausage the other day.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 02:46:23 pm
Granted. Your results may vary. Offer not valid in all fity states. void wher probibited.

I wish for less lawyers.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 03:02:49 pm
Granted but then your rights are severely violated and nobody can help you.

I wish to be less congested.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 03:25:01 pm
Granted. All the cars drive away.

I wish for eternal life,
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 03:35:50 pm
Granted but you only live on as a zombie, decayed flesh and all.

I wish my Nose were less congested.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 03:51:20 pm
I know what you ment, I was just fucking with you.  :P

Also your wish is granted. The corruption is that nothing actually happens
becuase of some clever word play/sadistic imagination on my part. [phones it in/]

I wish for some thing innoucous and altrusitic with full knoweldge that it'll blow up in my face.

*sigh* :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 03:59:47 pm
I know what you ment, I was just fucking with you.  :P
I know I just wanted to see how you were gonna corrupt the correct thing

Granted but it doesn't blow up in your face, and you spend the rest of your days worrying about.

I wish I didn't just eat so much
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 04:02:12 pm
I'm bord Pozf.
I'm gonna go take a show now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 11, 2009, 12:28:59 am
granted you drown cuz you didn't make a wish.

I wish my sunburn wasn't peeling(ewwww)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 11, 2009, 12:31:58 am
Granted, you got blisters instead.

I wish that my arms didn't itch
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 11, 2009, 12:38:22 am
granted the rest of your body itches.

I wish Scottie hadn't put a hole in the kitchen ceiling while i was cooking.:O
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 11, 2009, 12:45:04 am
It totally does... DAMN YOU!

Granted he just blows up the stove instead.

I wish I wouldn't get extremely itchy when I get nervous.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 11, 2009, 12:47:42 am
granted your ankles swell up instead

i wish i could take work off tomorrow and still get paid
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 11, 2009, 12:49:03 am
Granted, but your clone kills you in your sleep

I wish i had more patience.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 11, 2009, 04:19:03 pm
Granted...but you get overly patient and stop doing anything at all....

I wish i would be normal
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 11, 2009, 04:22:39 pm
Granted but now you're just like everybody else... BORING

I wish I didn't have to leave.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 11, 2009, 04:30:00 pm
'Granted...your adicted to the forum and can't leave me :)

I wish you didn't have to leave
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 11, 2009, 05:14:28 pm
I am, and don't want to

Granted, But i'm pretty parasitic, we should get married, WHY DON'T YOU RETUERN MY LOVE! >.>;

I wish I hadn't burned my mouth on that eggroll
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 14, 2009, 07:55:57 am
Granted you burn you mouth on the cold coffee instead

I wish these nettle stings would clear up
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 08:15:21 am
Granted...you now have ants running around and partying in your boxers :)

I wish i read this earlier :) (WHEN ARE WE PLANNING THE WEDDING???)
I am, and don't want to

Granted, But i'm pretty parasitic, we should get married, WHY DON'T YOU RETUERN MY LOVE! >.>;

I wish I hadn't burned my mouth on that eggroll
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 14, 2009, 08:23:12 am
Granted you and Pozf end up getting married and end up having lots of little rugratz (there is no need to corrupt that wish since that is bad enough)

I wish I had gone on my own Geocaching today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 08:31:28 am
Granted....You did and you kept on looking for yourself...you kept on going in circles and circles and circles and circels...do i need to say more?

I wish my holiday wouldn't almost be over....
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 14, 2009, 08:37:20 am
Granted you are now on a permament holiday and get fired from work/kicked out of school (delete as suitable to you)

I wish I could get my PADI scuba course finished
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 08:56:06 am
Granted....but after finishing this...it finishes you off....

I wish i would be able to kitesurf really well :)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 14, 2009, 09:00:10 am
*Get the feeling if that does not my hiking will*

Granted you are now so good you take part in a local compation get to the finals but end up getting pulled off the board by a sudden strong up draught and land so hard on the beach you break your back and can never walk again.

I wish I knew why I can be so negative in this thread
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 10:30:14 am
Granted,you realise you are a very depressed and negative person....what makes you even more depressed and you decide to think about this all day...what makes you stay in bed forever...

I wish my housemate would make me a nice meal...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 14, 2009, 10:35:30 am
Granted but he/she puts something you're allergic to in it

I wish I whole body didn't ache

Edit:
I wish i read this earlier :) (WHEN ARE WE PLANNING THE WEDDING???)
Not soon enough ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 11:18:18 am
Granted...your whole body is numb...and you can't do anything at all...

I wish i would be able to quit smoking
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 14, 2009, 11:20:49 am
Granted but you get addicted to something else

I wish I wasn't ill
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 11:52:12 am
Granted!
Did it work?

I wish i could work as a stewardess
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 14, 2009, 11:56:28 am
Granted but you have to deal with extremely obnoxious flyers

I wish I knew what I wanted to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 12:00:10 pm
Granted, you know what you want to be, but every-time you know it and actually get your degree...you get sick of it :p...(Just like me)

I wish i would fall in love with a guy!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 14, 2009, 12:07:43 pm
Granted, but he's a scumbag.

I wish for an easier time falling asleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 15, 2009, 12:16:24 pm
Granted but you happen to fall asleep while crossing the road and get used as a speed hump.

I wish I had new battries for my hand held GPS system
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 15, 2009, 12:18:27 pm
granted but the batteries leak acid and ruin your GPS

I wish for the headache to go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 15, 2009, 12:20:13 pm
Granted you get a sore neck instead

I wish for some thing to do
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 15, 2009, 12:29:34 pm
granted but it doesn't help

I  wish for
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 15, 2009, 12:34:57 pm
what ever you think of is so evil it eats you

I wish it will be a unny day tommorrow so I can go out
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 15, 2009, 12:44:06 pm
Granted but you get hit by a car when you do go out and end up in intensive care for a week.

I wish the 6th harry potter movie wasn't so awful.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on July 15, 2009, 08:24:58 pm
granted! but the original cut was lost in a fire so the project was scrapped for another ben stiler movie


I wish my foot would heal faster
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 16, 2009, 01:18:45 pm
Granted but te rest of your body falls to peices quickly

I wish people would put up notes to say if a cache has been removed.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 16, 2009, 02:18:31 pm
Granted  but they do it even when they don't

I wish my brother could actually drive standard
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 16, 2009, 04:08:07 pm
granted but then he steals your car for a joyride.


I wish i got paid today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 16, 2009, 04:13:18 pm
Granted but they only payed you a fraction of what you owe

I wish My slurpee hadn't melted.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 16, 2009, 04:29:07 pm
granted but your best freind ate it.

I wish I was out of debt
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 16, 2009, 04:30:35 pm
*don't have a best friend :P *

Granted but that was illegal

I wish I liked heros
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 16, 2009, 04:31:28 pm
granted but they don't like you


I wish I had icecream
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 16, 2009, 04:32:00 pm
Granted but it's icecream soup

I wish like i liked heros *the food*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 16, 2009, 04:41:12 pm
granted it's yr most favortie food in the world... but you're deathly allergic to it.


I wish I wasn't allergic to cats
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on July 16, 2009, 08:34:20 pm
granted but now cats are allergic to you

I wish for something to do
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 16, 2009, 09:24:56 pm
granted but you can't figure out how to do it.

I wish my fun mood would carry over till and through tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on July 16, 2009, 09:27:11 pm
Granted but it fades away after noon

i wish I was properly motivated
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 16, 2009, 10:51:53 pm
granted you are motivated to give all your possesions to charity.

i wish mum would stop yelling at me about getting a different job.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on July 16, 2009, 10:53:06 pm
granted you have a new job, but now she tells you your old job was better


I wish it wasn't so late
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 17, 2009, 01:44:54 am
Granted its early in the morning and your are asleep

I wish this so called heat wave would come to "Sunny" Scotland and get rid of the rain for a while
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 09:12:40 pm
granted but your air conditioner dies and you can't stand the heat

I wish I had a baby bunny for a pet
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 09:18:39 pm
Granted but it's the evil bunny from Holy Grail

I wish it was cooler out.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 09:27:13 pm
granted it's snowing out.


I wish my monty python bunny wouldn't eat me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 09:41:34 pm
Granted but he eats everybody you care about

I wish it Was snowing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 09:45:20 pm
granted but you just got eaten by my bunny rabbit so you can't enjoy it.

I wish i was less Naive
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 09:46:59 pm
Granted but now you look into things too much and get completely paranoid

I wish I was more imaginative

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 09:57:09 pm
granted but now you can't tell reality from fictional

I wish I wasn't sleepy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 10:03:39 pm
Granted but you can never go to sleep now

I wish i didn't have sores in my mouth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 10:12:07 pm
that saves so much time.

Granted but now your tooth hurts.

i wish there was better stuff on television at this time of night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 10:16:05 pm
Granted, it just switches programing with the daytime, so now daytime TV sucks instead

I wish I was tired
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 10:26:19 pm
that's fine i usually sleep in the day anyway or else i'm online/at work so ;P

Granted but you can't fall asleep.

I wish I had a pepsi
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 10:33:22 pm
Granted but somebody shook it.

I wish I could afford my new drum equipment.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 10:37:39 pm
granted but some wacko that delivers it breaks it before you get it.


I wish I had a million dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 10:39:07 pm
Granted but it's counterfeit

I wish for, something good to happen.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 10:43:14 pm
granted but right after that soemone dies.

I wish death was a more trivial thing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 10:44:45 pm
Granted, but you no longer have emotions

I wish that I wasn't so itchy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 10:47:12 pm
granted but not your sticky


I wish i didn't Need sleep ever
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 10:48:02 pm
Granted but when you don't sleep you become delusional, but you still don't Need it.

I wish I would stop recycling wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 10:50:11 pm
granted and the pink bunnies rejoice in your presence...

sorry heh

I wish people could just all be friends and be happy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 18, 2009, 03:10:35 pm
Granted we forget all our diffrences and get along, the world forsakes war ,Nuclear weapons are banned and are blasted out into space then at thier apogee the weapons turn round and head back to earth eventually destroying it.

I wish I could regulate my breathing better while under water.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 18, 2009, 03:12:36 pm
Granted but it takes so much practice and you get into a fatal accident during one of those practice dives

I wish I could go scuba diving.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 18, 2009, 03:16:54 pm
Granted without any corruption

I wish I never got a 14" pizza  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 18, 2009, 03:17:46 pm
awesome

Granted but you got a smaller one that left you unfulfilled

I wish people wouldn't show up today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 18, 2009, 03:29:07 pm
*now for the pay back for your last wish*

Granted but instead you get dragged around to visit evryone and your mother takes with her your baby photos and embarasses you with them and tells all the storys about you when you where a baby.


I wish I had more Cola

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 18, 2009, 03:33:17 pm
She pretty much does that anyway

Granted but it's cooling your computer, poorly.

I wish I had the will to do something.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 18, 2009, 03:41:24 pm
Granted but that will is to run round the world in a mankini.

I wish..........dam brain freeze
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 18, 2009, 03:44:36 pm
Granted your brain is frozen solid

I wish for some canned air.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 18, 2009, 03:48:21 pm
Granted but it is stale air.

I wish for some ice cream
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 20, 2009, 11:39:51 am
granted but it's laced with sand

i wish I lived with my bf
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 20, 2009, 01:18:49 pm
Granted but soon you find him wearing your undies

I wish my MSN was working
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 20, 2009, 01:27:08 pm
 :'( my bf wouldn't be able to fit my undies over one leg, let alone wear them.... :'(

granted but you lose the next jello twister round cuz your flipside connection vanishes


I wish I had an egg omlet
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 20, 2009, 01:34:51 pm
*I'm going to loose any hoo*

Granted but its made so quick its still liquid

I wish these paint fume induced headaches would go away  :'(

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 20, 2009, 01:40:28 pm
granted but you fall asleep in the absence of fumes

I wish I could be online everywhere I went
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 20, 2009, 01:44:18 pm
Granted but your connection is slower than dialup

I wish i had some more watermelon
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 20, 2009, 01:47:08 pm
Granted but you end up with all the seeds


I wish I had some soda right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 20, 2009, 02:03:39 pm
*shudders at dial up slowness*

granted but pozf spills it all over you

i wish i had some pizza
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 20, 2009, 02:06:39 pm
Granted but its whats left over from my post dive pizza from two days ago

I wish these inscet bites would clear up
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 20, 2009, 02:26:35 pm
*wears the pizza as a hat*

granted but now you have a sunburn


I wish i had a cow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 20, 2009, 02:33:39 pm
Granted but it takes you to the slaughter house and turns you into steaks

I wish I could remember this joke I heard
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 21, 2009, 09:02:18 pm
granted but no one you tell it to gets the punch line.

I wish I had new shoes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 22, 2009, 11:19:27 pm
granted but they are too small and give you blisters.

i wish i hadn't accidentally sliced my finger with the steel scrubby at work.:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 22, 2009, 11:31:28 pm
Granted, but you lost a finger tip during a knife accident

I wish my family would get off my back
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 23, 2009, 12:39:11 am
Granted but now they are standing on your chest.

I sih my boss's where not wnakers and could organise a rota properly.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 23, 2009, 08:13:41 pm
Granted but they fire you because you're being inefficient.

I wish I would stop pulling my hair out.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 23, 2009, 08:41:58 pm
granted but it starts falling out on it's own.

I wish I didn't have to dye my hair blond.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 24, 2009, 09:12:28 am
Granted you leave it to go grey

I wish I could get round to installing my reliable and secure WiFi system
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Chag4 on July 25, 2009, 01:17:43 pm
Granted, but in the meantime your brain turned to mush and now you're unable to.

I wish I'd gone out with my friends yesterday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 25, 2009, 01:53:46 pm
Granted but you didn't have any fun.

Wish I didn't have to do chores today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 25, 2009, 03:52:34 pm
Granted instead you get dragged out shopping by your mother

I wish I was not nervous about my first Open Water dive next weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 25, 2009, 04:08:54 pm
Granted but your fearlessness leads to carelessness and you die because you forgot to properly check your equipment

I wish that I knew where all my proxy cards were
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 25, 2009, 04:11:50 pm
You know where all those cards are....thou...now you've lost the most important cards in your life...the cards to freedom :)

I wish i would be smart and go to bed now...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 25, 2009, 04:13:17 pm
Granted you go to bed, but you never wake up again

I wish my brother would clean up his own messes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 25, 2009, 04:14:36 pm
Granted but he throws it into your room (if you have one to your self that is)

I wish my mouth was not dry
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on July 25, 2009, 04:16:58 pm
Granted....you drank so much your belly feels like its exploding....

I wish this moth would leave my computer screen allone
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on July 25, 2009, 04:18:20 pm
Granted but it decides to fly into your eye

I wish I was a couple hours earlier
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 25, 2009, 04:33:06 pm
Granted but nothing exciting or pleasurable happens


I wish I could tell my bosses where to stick thier poxy job.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 26, 2009, 05:46:07 am
Granted, but your old boss got sacked the other week, they got replaced by an Ork Mad doc' specializing in the field of bioniks...

I wish my GF would have completed the interrior painting of my chaos warhound...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 27, 2009, 03:20:02 am
Granted instead of the colour scheme you wanted its now bright pink with yellow polka dots.

I wish i did not get cut off all the time while talking to a good friend of mine while on WiFi.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on July 29, 2009, 08:59:57 pm
granted but it made you lose the jello twister. :P

I wish to be in the next Jello twister game and not lose first.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Azure on August 07, 2009, 05:38:47 pm
Granted.  You become so good at jello twister that you are named the Queen of Jello.  You receive your crown, robe, and twisted scepter in a great ceremony / jello twister party.  There are bowls of jello, jello shots, jello wrestling (of all gender combinations of course), jello fights, jello sculptures, and big ol' vats of jello in all colors!  You reign is short, for at the coronation you go mad with power, and the people rise up (out of the jello) to overthrow you.  You are sent to the guillotine.

Luckily, it's made of jello.

I wish I posted here more often.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 07, 2009, 10:25:49 pm
granted you get carpal tunnel

i wish i had a vehicle of my own.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 08, 2009, 03:29:40 am
Granted its called a mountain bike

I wish my contact lenses would stop slipping down making my vision all blurred
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 08, 2009, 10:28:13 pm
having a new mountain bike wouldn't be such a bad thing.

granted you get laser surgery to correct your eyesight and end up blind


i wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on August 09, 2009, 10:22:57 am
Granted, you get the mexican-flu and are banned everywhere!

I wish i could go kite-surfing tomorrow instead of working
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 09, 2009, 10:44:14 am
Granted but your boss sees you flying gracefully through the air and sacks you on the spot

I wish that the evil scum bucket that stole my R/c plane last night would curl up and die from something really nasty
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on August 09, 2009, 10:45:54 am
Granted....and it ends up to be your best friend...and he didn't steel it, but just borrow it :s

I wish my flatmate would be handsome and attractive
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on August 09, 2009, 11:14:25 am
She is, but you're straight. Then someone posts a really uncreative corruption for your wish.

I wish to be more popular!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on August 09, 2009, 11:30:11 am
You are...and then you get the mexican flu and every-one will bann you from everywhere :)
(my flatmate is a guy...)

I wish i could go to australia right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on August 09, 2009, 11:43:00 am
Granted, but the plane taking you there goes down in the middle of the ocean, killing you and everybody else

I wish I was asleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on August 10, 2009, 04:43:18 pm
Granted, you died.
"eternal rest its the Best!"

I wish for unlimited cool things
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on August 10, 2009, 04:55:23 pm
You freeze to death.

I wish it was easier to keep up with both this forum and the BSF forum as well as Facebook.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: No.Na. on August 10, 2009, 05:12:01 pm
Granted but you are so effective at keeping up you grow board

I wish I wish I was a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 11, 2009, 06:40:09 am
Granted but you cant swim

I wish this forcasted heat wave would appear
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on August 11, 2009, 07:38:37 pm
Can anyone say DEATH BY GLOBAL WARMING?
Ecosystems collapse, worldwide famine ensues, disease wipes out much of humanity...
And just to be cruel the Fates decide to have an asteroid hit Earth and knock it into the Sun.

I wish I could stay up late on forums without suffering any consequences.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on August 11, 2009, 07:42:31 pm
Granted but if you leave the forums, you die

I wish I didn't keep have to getting up to get food.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on August 13, 2009, 10:23:53 am
Granted, but you are now made of chips, so you have to eat yourself  :P.

I wish calculus was easy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on August 13, 2009, 07:21:53 pm
Calculus is easy... for me! But I guess you're just unlucky.

I wish, um, lemme think of one, uh, I had some Cool Hwip.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on August 14, 2009, 04:59:04 pm
Granted, but it's all moldy now.

I wish I had another week of vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 15, 2009, 04:20:05 am
Granted but you have to spend it over here in "Sunny" Scotland and it rains all the time from the time you land until you fly back home.

I wish I was out scuba diving this morning.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on August 15, 2009, 12:48:45 pm
BANNED for scuba div--oops I posted in the wrong thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 15, 2009, 12:52:29 pm
granted the scooba diveing bann is lifted and everyone jumps in the water.

 i wish the shark wouldn't eat me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 15, 2009, 12:55:06 pm
Granted instead the dolphins do

I wish I was I had my stolen model plane back
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 15, 2009, 12:56:09 pm
granted but it's broken beyond repair.

i wish I didn't have to get dressed today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on August 15, 2009, 05:15:49 pm
Dude, remember what I said earlier? YOU DON'T. IT'S OKAY TO BE NAKED ALL YOU WANT.

I wish more people understood that.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on August 15, 2009, 05:22:07 pm
Granted but they don't understand anything else you say

I wish for nothing more to happen today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on August 15, 2009, 07:41:48 pm
Granted, but that's because the universe has ceased to exist, and you are now dead.

I wish it weren't so late already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 04:34:05 am
Granted but due to you warping time and space you have created a black hole  everything gets sucked into it and is destroyed.

I wish for a black hole.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on August 16, 2009, 06:42:34 am
Granted, but it's only the size of a large pizza, so it doesn't do much damage.

I wish for more sunshine.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Selan on August 16, 2009, 07:36:42 am
Granted but you are allergic so you need to stay inside all the time.


I wish i could jump high
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 07:41:27 am
Granted you have now been turned into a Kangaroo

I wish for a pizza
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 16, 2009, 09:57:28 am
granted but the toppings are all things you don't like.

i wish i didn't have work today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on August 16, 2009, 11:14:14 am
WTF You have work on Sundays? Goodness gracious, that's a wish you deserve to have come true!

I wish for the next person's post to be really creative.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 12:29:40 pm
Granted but I dont want to show off my creative skills

I wish for a jam and cheese sarnie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 16, 2009, 10:13:38 pm
Granted a guy named Samie knocks on your door wearing nothing but jam and  cheese. ;D :'(


I wish i could allude sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 06:06:47 am
Granted but the rest of the world sleeps for a thousands years

I wish for some good weather for  a change.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on August 17, 2009, 06:56:44 am
Granted, but you sprain your ankle, so you can't really enjoy it.

I wish I wasn't so gassy  :-[.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 17, 2009, 09:24:37 am
granted but now you have heart burn


I wish i had some yummy blueberry  pie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Azure on August 17, 2009, 09:29:25 am
Granted, but only because somebody threw it at you in a pie fight.

I wish the tent city in my back yard this weekend would SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 17, 2009, 09:32:33 am
granted but then things are errily quiet. too quiet and paranoia sets in.


I wish i had a nickel for every time i've heard the words "i want a pony"
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on August 17, 2009, 01:40:21 pm
Granted, but you don't have a piggy bank large enough to hold them all.

I wish it weren't so hot in here.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Selan on August 17, 2009, 01:41:36 pm
Granted, it's so cold, you die!


I wish i wasn't addicted to smoking
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 01:42:51 pm
Granted now you get addicted to fresh air


I wish I did not just get Ninja'd by Selan
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 17, 2009, 01:42:58 pm
Granted, you Ninja'd me instead

I wish I had a life size Warhound class titan
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 01:45:21 pm
Granted but it is made out of cheese

I wish for a glass of milk to go with my cheese and jam rolls
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 17, 2009, 03:38:14 pm
granted but it's sour from being left out


I wish the sacrifice to go well.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 04:38:17 pm
Granted but you end up on the slab as well MMMMMMWWWWWWHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough,hack splutter ah thats got it*

I wish this forum would not move so fast while im trying post in another thread
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 17, 2009, 05:25:10 pm
nu uh you'd have to chain me up and drug me first!XP :P

granted but now your page loads super slowly.

i wish the whole world was a nudist colony! ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 05:56:34 pm
Granted but the conditions are of the South Polar regions set in it Sumer I.E -40 degree c temps and 50+ MPH winds

I wish the Lappy stopped fucking me about
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Azure on August 21, 2009, 05:36:56 pm
It does, but ... that's ... bad ... somehow.

I wish I knew what the F@$% you were talking about.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 22, 2009, 03:36:08 am
Granted I tell you and your brain turns into mush

I wish I did not have bad side affects from Iboprufen  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 27, 2009, 12:47:24 am
granted the ibuprofen doesn't work  at all and you are still in pain.

i wish my neck/upper back  wasn't hurting

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 27, 2009, 12:51:17 am
*It did not work and I am still in pain  :( *

Granted instead you pop your left knee out of joint

I wish my left knee would pop back into place

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on August 29, 2009, 09:13:22 am
Granted, but now your left elbow is out of place.

I wish the weekend was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on September 01, 2009, 12:04:38 am
Granted...now your weekend never ends, but you get sick of the weekend....and now it never ends :s

I wish i wouldn't be tired
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 01, 2009, 12:06:06 am
granted but now you're always awake and feeling like a zombie from lack of sleep.


I wish i had some chocolate cake
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 01, 2009, 03:19:17 am
Granted but it melts in the heat


I wish my left knee would get sorted so I can go Scuba diving again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 01, 2009, 03:09:48 pm
You get vaporized by the Wish Gods for wishing for the same thing twice, albeit with different word choice. The crater left behind is the only evidence you ever existed, and even that will eventually erode away.
Man, that video over in the Sex Thread is messing with me a lot more than I thought it would...

I wish I had less work to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on September 02, 2009, 01:20:57 pm
Granted...now you haven't got a job anymore and you have all the spare time in the world....Thou no money....

I wish i was a great actrice
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 02, 2009, 11:08:03 pm
*licks up the melted chocolate*

granted and your spelling improves too.^_^


I wish i didn't have work in the morning
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 03, 2009, 12:19:25 am
Granted your work suffers a major gas leak and it explodes and you get the blame for not switching off the gas mains before you left.

I wish the headache would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 04, 2009, 06:40:40 pm
You get swine flu.
I wish I wasn't sick (with what some of my acquaintances believe is swine flu).
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 05, 2009, 01:05:58 am
Granted You now get sectioned and put into a lunatics assylum for the rest of your natrual life.


I wish I could get rid of this Red Bull energy drink
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on September 05, 2009, 04:38:33 pm
Granted.  Your best friend drinks it and grows a third arm.

I wish I didn't have to take exams in college.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 06, 2009, 06:48:45 am
Granted you now become the College caretaker

I wish I could find the extra parts I need to finish off this model I bought last year
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 10, 2009, 09:57:52 pm
granted but your glue is no good and it all falls apart anyway.

I wish people were more open in RL
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 11, 2009, 12:25:43 am
Granted we all have no inhibitions, walk around nekkie and die of frost bite, pnuemonia and hyperthemia

I wish I could fly over and play a co-op with Razzly and her "new" PS-2 controller of course I would take one of mine.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 11, 2009, 11:04:42 pm
*moves south where it's always warm*

granted but your plane crashes on the way home.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 12, 2009, 02:53:11 pm
You forgot to wish for whatever it was so you don't get anything.

I wish something, but I forgot what it was.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 02:57:06 pm
And I grant your wish but I forget where I left it


I wish this sunburn would disapear by tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 05:14:07 pm
granted but it peels really disgustingly.

I wish we could do whatever we wanted whenever we wanted with no bad consequences
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 12, 2009, 05:15:38 pm
Granted but you can only do it once and your stuck with whatever happens

I wish beef jerky isn't so expensive
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 05:18:49 pm
granted but it's always expired when yo find it

I wish i could have a kitten
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on September 12, 2009, 05:22:58 pm
Granted, but it poops and pees all over your bed, instead of in a litter box.

I wish I didn't have exams next week.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 05:28:51 pm
granted they're all tomorrow instead.

i wish i had some icecream
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 05:34:08 pm
Granted but it tastes of soap

I wish I knew where that annoying tapping sound was coming from.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 05:36:36 pm
granted but now you're a monk :P

washing my mouth out with icecream? interesting..

I wish soap tasted like strawberries and cream then.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 05:39:00 pm
Granted but it does not look very appealing

I wish the neighbours would stop thier party and let me get some sleep  :-\ :-\ :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 05:40:01 pm
granted but yo miss one hell of an orgy...

I wish i didn't live with my parents.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 12, 2009, 05:44:05 pm
granted but you have trouble supporting yourself and struggle to stay afloat

I wish that I had a neverending soda can full of mountain dew.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 05:48:11 pm
Granted but it develops mould and is totally undrinkable

I wish for a cheese burger,fries,a fried egg,bacon lettuce,tomatos,mayo, tomato sauce and some onion rings so I can make a "Davo burger"
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 05:55:06 pm
granted but emp eats it before yo take your first bite.

i wish i had lasagna for dinner tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 05:56:47 pm
Granted but you find Garfield asleep on top of it

I wish I could sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 05:58:38 pm
granted but then your nightmares are ultimately disturbing.

I wish i could think happier thoughts.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 06:01:42 pm
Granted but you for ever dream of the killer rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I wish that all my video colection would transfer onto DVD
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 12, 2009, 06:02:46 pm
Granted but you get arrested for doing so

I wish that it was 10 degrees Fahrenheit  cooler here
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 06:05:38 pm
granted i opened a window and put on some clothes.

I wish dinner was done already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 12, 2009, 06:06:54 pm
nuuuuuuuuuooooooo

Granted but the food is undercooked and you get food poisoning

I wish I had full cable again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 06:07:50 pm
Granted but you are left only with soap operas and day time talk shows

I wish my dreams where not horriffic and disturbing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 06:10:02 pm
granted but they loop the happy bunny song from the secret spy show...

I wish the window was closed so I could get nekkid again! ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 06:12:25 pm
*I love that tune  ;D : fluffy bunnies bouncing every where.........sorry granny but we need this channel"

Granted but you cnat close the blinds/curtains

I wish that they would put League Of Super Evil back on BBC 1 again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 12, 2009, 06:13:51 pm
granted the window gets closed but the ac gets stuck on full blast



Granted but It isn't nearly as good as it was previously

I wish i had my D&D books on this computer

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 06:16:12 pm
Granted but they take up so much memory your computer freezes up all the time

I wish I could understand how to play D&D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 12, 2009, 06:17:12 pm
granted you spend years understanding every single  rule, just to realize you have the wrong edition

I wish I could get in a good D&D game
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 06:19:38 pm
Granted but you realise they are a newer version of the rules and you cant get a copy in time

I wihs I could find my warhammer 40K gear and have a all night points unlimited battle again
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 16, 2009, 05:28:53 pm
granted, but your opponent is the most irritating rules lawer ever spawned by Satan, he quotes verbatim the entire rulebook, and confuses you so thuroughly, he gets away with "beaking" rules both before and after calling you on them. You lose the game, and are turned off it forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 16, 2009, 09:54:27 pm
lol i wish i coulda corrupted your wish but you didn't make one :P
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 17, 2009, 12:38:04 am
HAHA your wish is also corrupted even before you think of one SMiles


I wish I had a strawberry cheesecake.........nah scrub that wish I had some idea what to dress you lot in for the next game of Jello Strip Twister
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 17, 2009, 02:35:59 pm
You get both wishes at the same time and dress them up in strawberry cheesecake. Wait a minute - that's awesome! So your wish doesn't get corrupted after all. Aww, man!

I wish I could go to AWA.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 17, 2009, 02:52:06 pm
Granted, but it turns out that the AWA you go to is actually Auto-putrophiliacs With Answers (a self-help group for people turned on by their own rotting flesh), the stench is almost as bad as the creepy factor.

I wish I could think of something to do this term other than being a total hermit.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 17, 2009, 06:27:34 pm
granted  notw you start accepting worthless trinkets and hermit permits in exchange for ten leaf clovers and other things. 

i wish i could have the internet with me this weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 17, 2009, 07:16:52 pm
Granted, but all you have access to is /b/ and /d/

I wish I had epic psychic powers
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 17, 2009, 08:07:20 pm
(blech why bother taking the compy with then. ::))

granted but they work backwards and now everyone can read your mind.

i wish i had a limo as my ride for the weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 17, 2009, 09:29:33 pm
granted, but the driver is an old dude who speaks English so poorly that it is virtually impossible to communicate with him.

I wish that when buying something I could reach into my pocket and always come up with exactly as much cash as I need
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 18, 2009, 12:19:40 am
Granted but the cash is Russian Rubles which are totally worthless.

I wish I this heart burn would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on September 19, 2009, 02:26:09 pm
Granted, but now you have crotch burn.

I wish McDonald's served more than hamburgers, chicken and fish sandwiches for lunch.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 19, 2009, 02:28:34 pm
granted they serve other things but it's not anything you even remotely like


I wish this headache would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 20, 2009, 07:04:00 pm
Granted, but when they removed the tumor, they took most of your frontal lobe with it, you've been lobotomized.

I wish I had a paying job this term
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 20, 2009, 07:10:55 pm
I;m not gonna lie I wouldn't mind a lobotomy

Granted you're now a man whore

I wish That it was earlier by a few hours
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 20, 2009, 08:25:38 pm
Granted, in fact it's a full 12 hours earlier, unfortunately you're also in 180 degrees of longitude off from where you should be.

I wish tomorrow wasn't monday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on September 20, 2009, 10:40:16 pm
granted the you relive the worst day of your live everyday

i wish my laptop wasn't missing:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 20, 2009, 11:42:22 pm
GRANTED!! but you find that it's been run through a wood chipper.

i wish my computer had a better video card.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 21, 2009, 12:33:38 pm
Granted but your computer crashes on start up and wipes everything from its hard drive

I wish for good weather tommorrow while I'm out Geocaching up North
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 21, 2009, 12:57:13 pm
GRANTED!! but your attacked by a wild boar. luckily it's nice outside.

i wish that i had unlimited 91 octane gas.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 21, 2009, 01:01:07 pm
Granted, but your engine has been converted to run exclusively on diesel

I wish my neck and head stopped aching
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 21, 2009, 01:02:24 pm
GRANTED!! but now the rest of you is aching.

i wish that it wasn't so hot outside.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 21, 2009, 01:23:49 pm
Granted you now live in the Artic circle

I wish my boots would hurry up and dry out
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 21, 2009, 01:54:50 pm
GRANTED!! but they dry out too much and fall apart.

i wish i had a wish that i could wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 21, 2009, 02:17:46 pm
Granted but it is so horrible you wish that you had never wished it in the first place

I wish for some cake
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 21, 2009, 02:31:39 pm
GRANTED!! but a girl in a jester outfit walks by and you drop the cake.

i wish my lawn was self cutting. (he he, emo lawn)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 21, 2009, 02:58:15 pm
Granted the cuts are so short it eventually turns into barren earth

I wish for a strecthy Maytag doll
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pozf on September 21, 2009, 03:07:03 pm
Granted but it tears and corn syrup gets EVERYWHERE

I wish I didn't have chips stuck in my teeth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 21, 2009, 03:22:55 pm
GRANTED!! but now you don't have any teeth.

i wish i didn't have to go into work today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 02:51:21 am
Granted instead it comes to your front door

I wish I was not stuck at home because of the bad weather.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 08:54:10 am
GRANTED!! but your home gets destroyed with you still in it.

i wish i was still asleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 09:06:19 am
Granted but you suffer from a major brain heamorage and never wake up again

I wish people could make my coffee the way I like it
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:08:49 am
GRANTED!! but you spill it on your favorite shirt, now it's stained.

i wish that my cat would stop jumping on my laptop.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 09:11:35 am
Granted instead its you pet elephant

I wish there was something good on Tv tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:14:21 am
GRANTED!! but your provider flakes out, and you got no tv.

i wish i didn't have to go to college today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Razzly on September 22, 2009, 09:18:00 am
Granted, but you get framed about posessing drugs, so you get expelled and live the rest of your life uneducated and hungry on the streets.

I wish cheese snacks wouldn't have so many calories...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:19:19 am
GRANTED!! but you suffer from starvation

i wish i won the lottery. then i wouldn't have to work again.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 09:20:06 am
Granted but you get investigated for rigging the lottery and fraud

I wish I had bought the shirt that went with my combat 95 dessert issue jacket and trousers.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:21:58 am
GRANTED!! but your spontaneously attacked by a grue while wearing it.

i wish i was the richiest rich to rich around the rich.   8)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 09:25:29 am
Granted but the ragged rascel running around the ragged rocks mugs you and takes all your riches

I wish I could get rid of this funny taste in my mouth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:28:34 am
GRANTED!! but now your mouth is gone.

i wish i had a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 09:30:05 am
Granted but the cookie monster from seasame street eats it before you do.

I wish I had a packet of cookies now to go with this glass of milk
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:39:53 am
GRANTED!! but the milk spoils while you were wishing

i wish my shoes still had tread left on them.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 09:41:31 am
Granted but the laces snap while you are tieing them and you have no spares

I wish for a sausage,chicken and pepperoni 12" pizza
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:42:59 am
GRANTED!! but your ex-(wife,gf,lover....) shows up and slaps you across the face.

i wish i had more chicken i could grill
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 09:46:05 am
Granted but you get food poisioning from it since it is not cooked through

I wish people would learn to close my door after them
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 09:59:42 am
GRANTED!! but one of them doesn't realize that your right behind them, and they close the door on your face.

i wish i was exempt from eng-101
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 10:02:26 am
Granted you have to teach it instead

I wish I could of come up with a better corruption for that wish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 10:03:59 am
GRANTED!! but it's so corrupt, that you're corrupted instead.


i wish that i had a '76 trans am  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 10:06:25 am
Granted but its only a model

I wish I was uncoruptable
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 10:09:50 am
GRANTED!! you're now a gold bullion

i wish the spare battery for my laptop was charged
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 22, 2009, 10:13:04 am
It is, but you can't find it and the normal battery is dead.

I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 10:15:31 am
Granted but you end up burried in the Sahara dessert up to your neck smeared in Strawberry Jam with ants about to eat your eye balls

I wish I could find a spare battery for my camera
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 22, 2009, 03:55:15 pm
Granted, but it comes with assault included, you now have a black eye.

I wish for the impossible
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 22, 2009, 04:31:56 pm
GRANTED!! you get a jar labeled impossible. however you drop it and cut your self on the glass

i wish i had a t3/t40e turbocharger.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 22, 2009, 11:16:45 pm
granted but it's broken beyond repair.

i wish mum didn't want us to clean all day tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 23, 2009, 11:15:00 am
GRANTED!! instead she tells you that you have to clean all next week.

i wish i had air compressor so i wouldn't have to pay to put air in my tires.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 11:24:55 am
Granted you forget to put them in the cage while putting air in and they explode in your face

I wish I could sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 23, 2009, 12:54:51 pm
granted but when you wake up the world is full of zombies adn yo can never sleep again.

I wish i had some pumpkin pie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 12:55:49 pm
Granted but its haunted pumpkin pie

I wish I could go on a Zombie killing spree
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 23, 2009, 01:03:42 pm
grnated but it hard cuz they stole all your weapons

mmm huanted pumpkin pie! ...ghost eater?lol

i wish mom did want me to do chores anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 01:06:02 pm
Granted you are allowed of chore duty but you must do extra shifts at work instead

I wish I knew more about this party I'm meant to be going to in November
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 23, 2009, 09:29:28 pm
GRANTED!! but you find out it's a fake, and no one shows up.

i wish that fictional places (to us) turned out to really be an actual place in a parallel universe that i could travel to.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: West on September 24, 2009, 05:15:23 am
Granted, but it turns out your immune system has no idea what to do with the local viruses and bacteria, ever sen war of the worlds?

I wish I had more time in a week.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 24, 2009, 06:10:15 am
GRANTED!! but you age at a much faster rate than anyone else.

i wish had a chipotle burrito. mmmmmm
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2009, 06:20:13 am
Granted but you eat so many of them you grow sick of them

I wish for a snickers bar
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 24, 2009, 06:21:52 am
GRANTED!! but it's only the fun sized (which doesn't really seem to be all that fun) and leaves you still wanting an actual sized one.

i wish i didn't need to wear glasses
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2009, 06:59:59 am
Granted your eyes fall out

I wish the insoles of  my fabric hiking boots did not stink
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 24, 2009, 10:54:30 am
GRANTED!! instead it's your feet that stink.

i wish my clutch wasn't so weak.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2009, 10:59:34 am
Granted you have no clutch...........OR BRAKES!!!!!

I wish I had a large bar of Cadbury's friut and nut
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 24, 2009, 11:07:06 am
GRANTED!! too bad that you choke on it.

i wish that i had a streetsweeper shotgun
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2009, 11:09:58 am
Granted but its only a wooden mock up

I wish I had The Godfather back on PS2
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 24, 2009, 01:35:51 pm
GRANTED!! but just seconds before you put the game in, the mafia shows up and 'makes you and offer you can't refuse' to give them the game instead.

i wish i had a cheezeburger
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2009, 01:47:33 pm
Granted but it is entirely made up of Pickles

I wish I had some Irn Bru soda
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 24, 2009, 10:12:52 pm
granted but it's expired and flat.

I wish i didn't have work tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 24, 2009, 11:33:18 pm
GRANTED!! however your paycheck is really small because of it.

i wish i was invisible
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 24, 2009, 11:34:30 pm
granted but so is everyone else

I wish i could make money by sleeping.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 25, 2009, 12:25:51 am
GRANTED!! to bad your in a coma for the rest of your life

i wish that my eyes got a shine job, (aka riddick's night vision eyes) so i could see in the dark
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 25, 2009, 11:16:01 am
Granted, but jupiter ignited into a twin sun, swerved into a geosyncronous orbit with the sun and thus eliminated night

I wish I really were a european-variety dragon
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 25, 2009, 01:46:49 pm
GRANTED!! but your hunted to extinction.

i wish could stop coughing.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 25, 2009, 04:05:54 pm
You do, but only because your incessant coughing ruptured one or both of your lungs.

I wish for there to be a spoon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 25, 2009, 04:29:30 pm
GRANTED!! But then a guy in a black trenchcoat and sunglasses comes by steals the spoon, and tells you 'there is no spoon'

i wish that the a/c compressor in my car was electrice, instaed of belt driven
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 26, 2009, 01:40:25 am
Granted but your car's electrical system is 12v while the A/C compressor needs a 28v system.

I wish I could have a lie in instead of being woken at 8 this morning
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 26, 2009, 08:28:24 pm
GRANTED!! but you sleep in too late and don't make it to work on time

i wish i had a sword.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 26, 2009, 09:37:14 pm
granted but it's made of cheap foam and breaks easily.

I wish i had a magic place to get away to.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 27, 2009, 05:15:59 am
Granted but you have just lost the keys to the door down a sewage drain

I wish my eyes did not feel so greasy just now


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 27, 2009, 09:19:58 am
They're not, but you have to explain to everyone why they were - and it better be interesting!

I wish I had more time for college applications.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 27, 2009, 09:30:10 am
GRANTED!! but now you don't have time for anything else


i wish that i didn't cut my hand, working on the car last night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 27, 2009, 09:52:44 am
Granted inseated it has been crushed underneath the engine when the mounts fail

I wish this hang over would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 27, 2009, 10:08:43 am
GRANTED!! but not until after some idiot decide to test out the train horn he put on his truck, right in front of your house.

i wish i had cybernetic upgrades
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 27, 2009, 09:30:47 pm
granted but they don't work right and you have no control over them.

I wish i had the ingredients for steve right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on September 29, 2009, 11:20:17 pm
granted but the milk curdles after mixing so you can't drink it.


i wish my neck wasn't so tense
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 30, 2009, 12:12:52 am
granted!! but it goes limp, and you can't move your head.

i wish i didn't have to work this weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on September 30, 2009, 12:17:16 am
granted you are fired from your job

i wish my life was more fun
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2009, 12:22:44 am
Granted you are now a fun fair/fair ground ride

I wish I had more time off to spend with a friend
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 30, 2009, 10:21:28 am
granted but now they don't have time for you

i wish my car was fixed already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on September 30, 2009, 10:43:56 am
GRANTED!! but as your driving it an escalade runs a red light and plows through your car, the driver of the escalade then starts to accuse you of hitting them.

i wish i had a spare engine to rebuild
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 30, 2009, 10:47:38 am
ah but i have odd as witness.:p

Granted but you can't afford the parts to fix it.

i wish i had some yummy pie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 01, 2009, 01:04:53 am
*Eh? what? who? where? when? I saw nothing and I deny everything Ossifer*

Granted but you develop toothache and cant not eat it

I wish It was Friday all ready
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on October 01, 2009, 01:11:31 am
granted i pick up my check and you sleep through the whole day.

I wish i didn't have work so early tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 01, 2009, 09:34:48 am
GRANTED!! instead you have to work really late

i wish i had a '99 nissan silvia
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on October 01, 2009, 05:26:16 pm
granted but the transmission is whack.

i wish i had an easy way to reach my bf at all times.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 01, 2009, 11:47:24 pm
GRANTED!! but your bf decides to leave you for some random reason.

i wish that i had my own 1/4mi, drag strip.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 02, 2009, 12:40:22 am
Granted but I use it for a runway for my model planes instead

I wish my plan to destroy the Earth by stealing all the rain clouds did not work, getting too much rain here  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on October 02, 2009, 06:14:17 am
Epic Fail. You get beaten up by Chuck Norris for having a negative awesomeness level.

I wish the next person success corrupting this wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 03, 2009, 10:52:43 pm
granted but because it was a sucess you die in a fire


i wish my job was full-time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 03, 2009, 11:00:13 pm
GRANTED!! you now have no time for anything else.

i wish i had the winning lottery ticket.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on October 04, 2009, 10:26:25 am
granted but so does everyoen else and you only win 1.50

i wish i could stay home and play today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 04, 2009, 10:29:17 am
GRANTED!! but everything you try to play with burns, melts, or explodes.

i wish i had a rebuild kit for a '94-'99 sr20de motor
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2009, 03:18:45 am
Granted but but you dont have the engine block

I wish I could find my glasses that I lost on Saturday (long story get in touch and I might tell you)
 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 05, 2009, 11:05:24 am
GRANTED!! you find them, but the lenses are mysteriously missing.

i wish that i got to sleep earlier last night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2009, 11:08:30 am
*lol should of mentioned they are frame less, the legs are attached direclty onto the lense*

Granted and you miss the delivery of the rebuild kit from your last wish and gets sent back to the parts store

I wish the heating would hurry up and turn on
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on October 05, 2009, 02:13:27 pm
The heating in someone else's house turns on. They get heat stroke and die. Their figurative blood is now on your hands.

I wish I was a better dancer.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 06, 2009, 08:59:25 pm
@ oddball: D'oh!!

Granted!! but you break your legs, now your bound to a wheel chair.

i wish i could find more research for my research paper i have to write.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: shadowfire on October 06, 2009, 09:00:52 pm
granted but you later find out you wrote a paper on the wrong subject

i wish i had a plane
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 06, 2009, 09:07:07 pm
GRANTED!! but there are no wings on it.

i wish for super mega awesomly epic bass guitar powers!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: shadowfire on October 06, 2009, 09:11:11 pm
granted but a jelous fan breaks your hands

i wish for a cat that minds
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 06, 2009, 09:25:17 pm
GRANTED!! the cat is now sentient, and is plotting to take over the world.

i wish that i had a bag o' potato chips.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: shadowfire on October 06, 2009, 09:27:17 pm
granted but are soon stolen

i wish i was in australia
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 06, 2009, 09:29:06 pm
GRANTED!! you are also swiftly K.O.ed by a kangaroo

i wish i had a button that could stop time, and then resume it.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 07, 2009, 12:12:42 am
granted but when you resume time it goes extra fast and you miss all the best moments of your life


i wish i hadn't lost my cellphone
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 07, 2009, 10:48:39 pm
GRANTED!! but you find that someone has been using it to call long distance calls.

i wish i had a battle mech.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 08, 2009, 12:05:28 am
Granted but it is made out of cardboard

I wish my car would stop falling apart
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 08, 2009, 12:29:36 am
hahaha on a prepay that doesn't matter too much. my mins were low anyway^^

granted you start falling apart instead


i wish i didn't have to do laundry
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 08, 2009, 12:36:12 am
err to late on that one Sis I'm all ready falling apart

Granted your tumble drier catches fire and all your clothes are destroyed in the resulting blaze

I wish I knew what to do with this large slab of white foam that is sitting beside me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on October 08, 2009, 08:42:06 pm
granted but you feel sick from eating it mistaking it for icecream


I wish i  had perfect vision.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 08, 2009, 11:28:58 pm
GRANTED!! but it's so perfect that it blinds everyone else.

i wish there was a zombie out break.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 09, 2009, 12:11:51 am
Granted but you dont get involved in the killing of the zombies

I wish my contact lenses where not digging into my eyeballs
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 09, 2009, 12:45:37 pm
GRANTED!! they're diggin' into your nose now.

i wish i had today off from work. it's too nice out side to be stuck in an office.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 09, 2009, 10:08:40 pm
granted it hails all day so you have to stay indoors anyway.

i wish my contacts list was an auto transfer to my replacement cell.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 10, 2009, 08:27:38 am
Granted but everyone has decided to change thier phone numbers all at the same time

I wish I had the room to store the vehicles of the Flipside 1st Armoured Divison ( a Altar and a short wheel base Series 2 Land Rover takes up a lot of room)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on October 10, 2009, 02:25:49 pm
By putting them all in one place you have put yourself at great risk to have them all blown up by an ICBM.
(This happens.)

I wish for a good Halloween costume idea.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 10, 2009, 02:39:55 pm
Granted but some one else uses it first

I wish This peanut from a snickers bar was not stuck behind my tooth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Kanazaka on October 10, 2009, 03:53:50 pm
Granted, now it's stuck in your throat.

I wish I didn't have to eat right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on October 10, 2009, 07:59:29 pm
granted but when yo want to eat there's no food left


I wish My grandma was all better.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: thunder storm on October 12, 2009, 12:39:57 pm
GRANTED!! but now your sick

i wish i could find the other glove i got for my costume.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on October 25, 2009, 06:51:14 pm
granted by now soemthing else integral to the costume is missing.

I wish my car was working perfectly.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 26, 2009, 05:28:37 am
Granted but the founding members of the Flipside Regime "accidently" crush it with the Chieftan tank and Emp blows it up with his intoned shells.

I wish staff members would stop asking me what this meeting is about today.(how the hell should I know unless I turn up)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on October 26, 2009, 10:13:14 pm
granted but you miss the meeting and have to ask them what it was about.

i wish i had  an awesome chauffeur that i can now afford with the money i've just sued the regime for. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 27, 2009, 09:50:43 am
Granted but it turns out to be Emp driving one of the Flipside Regimes heavily armed former S.A.S Pink Panther Land Rovers and ends up taking a cross country route to work making you extremly late and getting you fired

I wish my hands and feet where not freezing.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on October 27, 2009, 02:25:19 pm
They stop freezing after they develop gangrene and have to be amputated. There are now no careers open to you other than singing and being somebody's pillow. :P

I wish more people would come to my Halloween rave.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: xain on November 03, 2009, 01:35:50 pm
Granted but the people that come are all serial killers and give you a very painful death

I wish a meteor would come and destroy the earth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on November 04, 2009, 12:09:37 am
Granted but at the last moment it swerves into the moon instead

I wish I had a chieftan tank
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: xain on November 04, 2009, 05:00:45 am
granted but due to a manufacturing error its nothing more than an expensive lawn ornament
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on November 04, 2009, 09:18:40 am
since you did not make a wish you get bad luck for the rest of your natural life and end up getting a skip full Flipside BrickstM dropped ontop of you just before you get confirmed as the world's oldest unluckiest man.

I wish I had Doomaggedon from the League OF Super Evil
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on December 07, 2009, 11:31:29 am
granted but he eats you


I wish my ankle was all better
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on December 07, 2009, 02:43:01 pm
It is, and as you run around in celebration you trip and break your arm.

I wish for nothing to get in the way of my trip this weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: shadowfire on December 07, 2009, 02:48:38 pm
granted but the trip sucked so bad u wish u had never gone


i wish for bog roll
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on December 07, 2009, 03:48:26 pm
Granted but it turns out to be...............a bog rolled up.

I wish this cough would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on December 07, 2009, 06:06:59 pm
It does when a sheet of mucus drips down from the back of your nose and blocks your trachea so you can't breathe (Yes, this is possible, I've had it happen before x0 ).

I wish I were better at calculus.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Keaoden Silverstride on December 07, 2009, 07:51:38 pm
Now you are, but then you are harassed by N.A.S.A MENSA, and international governments asking for problems to be solved.

I wish I had ultimate admin powers over the entire internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: shadowfire on December 08, 2009, 12:10:28 am
granted but we have since moved to a new better form of info transfer

i wish for a 66 1/2 road runner with a flat black paitjob and crome wheels
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on December 08, 2009, 01:55:45 am
granted but its a 1/10th scale radio controlled model version

I wish it was summer hate this low lying cloud/fog.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on December 08, 2009, 02:22:43 pm
It already is summer, silly... in Australia.
I wish for my own personal secretary.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on December 08, 2009, 09:59:36 pm
granted but she is completely illiterate

i wish the truck was working now that it's been towed out of the snow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on December 09, 2009, 12:04:26 am
Granted but you loose control on a patch of ice and wreck it by crashing into a lamp post.

I wish I could go out ski-ing this year.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on December 09, 2009, 12:25:10 pm
granted but you end up running into a tree and getting amnesia


I wish fixing the truck didn't cost so much:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on December 09, 2009, 01:34:21 pm
granted but now you're forced to buy a new car


I wish I had a real baby bunny
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on December 10, 2009, 12:17:21 am
Granted but you mistake one of the droppings for a raisan and eat it.


I wish I did not get heart burn from eating so late at work last night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 30, 2010, 09:37:36 pm
granted you get diarrhea instead.

I wish i had more hours at work.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 31, 2010, 09:32:50 am
Granted but you end up getting locked in after closing time

I wish my feet did not hurt after walking all day
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on July 31, 2010, 04:18:48 pm
Granted, but now you have no feet.

I wish I had more soup.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 31, 2010, 10:29:30 pm
Granted, but it's acidic enough to corrode your spoon to nothing.

I wish my fiancé could get home sooner
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 31, 2010, 11:17:56 pm
Granted you end up having a horrible fight and are no longer engaged


i wish i wasn't having trouble with allergies.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 01, 2010, 03:11:43 am
Granted, you are now dead by respiratory failiure.

I wish the lottery ticket my colleagues and I run will cash in the jackpot.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 01, 2010, 09:00:52 am
Granted but everyone else in Sweden places the same number and you only get a very small share of the winnings

I wish my boots where better water proofed (almost got trench foot today while out Geocaching)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 01, 2010, 09:57:04 am
Granted, but they dont fit you

I wish my hair would not always look like i just woke up.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 01, 2010, 12:38:53 pm
Granted now you have mange and it all falls out


I wish I had some soda preferably Irn Bru
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 01, 2010, 01:08:05 pm
Granted but its flat

I wish i had another sandwich that didnt somehow kill me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 01, 2010, 01:45:00 pm
Granted but while out get what you need for the afore mentioned sandwich a anvil falls on you killing you out right

I wish I had my room to myself (got my nephew sleeping on my floor and my dad on the pc)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 01, 2010, 02:09:57 pm
(then i never got the sandwich!)

Granted but you arent allowed in your room.

I wish i had computer speakers that worked
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 01, 2010, 02:18:42 pm
(I cant get into my room anyway)

Granted but they blow out your eardrums causing internal bleeding into your brain and killing you from an anorisim

I wish I could either do another tower jump or go for a tandem parachute jump
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 01, 2010, 08:41:24 pm
granted but right as you reach the bottom of the bungee cord, you shit your pants on tv

i wish i had some food
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 02, 2010, 02:27:17 am
Granted but you cant eat it since you contract lock jaw

I wish I could do a tandem parachut jump
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 02, 2010, 10:12:37 am
Granted but you die in the process

I wish i didnt have lockjaw anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 02, 2010, 11:54:46 am
Granted but you contract typhis instead and can never have sex

I wish I could do a good paint job on this soul grinder model I bought last week
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 02, 2010, 04:56:43 pm
Granted but you lose it in a flood

I wish typhis stopped preventing me from having sex because i really miss it
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 03, 2010, 01:59:19 am
granted you die of aids a day after having the worst sex you've ever had.


i wish i hadn't watched saikano
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 03, 2010, 03:08:05 am
Granted you get your memory wiped and forget you have ever seen it then go back and see it again

I wish I could get a game of Warhammer 40K arranged this week
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 03, 2010, 09:45:36 am
granted but you arent invited

i wish i could get a game of D&D going xD
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 03, 2010, 10:30:51 am
Granted but on the first turn your character falls into a pit trap full of feces covered bamboo spikes dies of blood poisioning/severe blood loss and is unable to be resurected and you miss out on all the sexy goings on later in the campaign.

I wish this head ache would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 04, 2010, 01:42:50 pm
Granted, but it passes onto the beautiful woman who was fated to sleep with you tonight and now she decides to stay home instead.

I wish I had something other than water to drink.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 04, 2010, 04:21:48 pm
granted, but its poisoned urine

i wish pwncho hadnt found us :o
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 04, 2010, 04:52:39 pm
Granted, but instead I found out where you sleep

I wish my brother wasn't so bad at HoN
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 04, 2010, 07:38:33 pm
(that would still be you finding me if you think about it)
Granted, but he plays LoL and is bad at it instead

I wish my beanie hadnt shrunk and ripped in the washer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 05, 2010, 12:08:47 am
Granted  your beanie is fine, but you shrunk and ripped in the washer instead.

I wish I could find my other sock.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 05, 2010, 08:21:20 am
granted but it doesnt match the first one anymore

i wish my webcam didnt suck so bad
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 08:38:52 am
Granted but your PC/laptop comes down with the BLUE SCREEN OF DOOOOOOOOOMMMmmmm, crashes andcan  never be rebooted again.

I wish I had 20/20 vision instead of wearing contacts or glasses.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 05, 2010, 09:49:48 am
Granted but you immeadiately after go blind.

I wish my computer didnt normally blue screen all the time anyways.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 10:06:49 am
Granted it malfunctions catches fire and burns down your house.

I wish my nephew would go away and leave me alone for a few hours.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 05, 2010, 11:59:16 am
Granted, but your two nieces show up and force you to play dress up.

I wish my lover did was not on call.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 12:09:18 pm
Granted your lover has the night off while you go into work instead

I wish my nephew and niece would go home all ready
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 05, 2010, 12:24:42 pm
granted, but they just go home to get their sleeping bags so they can sleep over at uncle odds house.

I wish the meteor shower was at a more convienent time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 12:32:20 pm
Granted you go outside and end up getting your head taken off by one as it comes to ground and your body is burnt to ashes leaving a pair of smoking trainers in the back garden.


I wish the little female voice in my head would stop trying to kill me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 05, 2010, 12:40:55 pm
granted, but now the voice is in your neighbors head, and they try to kill you.

I wish i had some clean clothes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 12:47:06 pm
Granted but as soon as you go outside a juggernaut drives through a muddy puddle covering you and ruining your nice clean clothes

I wish I was more of a cheerful person instead of a cynic
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 05, 2010, 12:58:57 pm
granted but the world still sucks, and people hate you for being overly happy.

I wish i could manage to actually get out of bed.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 05, 2010, 03:25:21 pm
granted you get hit by a car a become unable to get out of bed for the rest of your life just after

i wish the laundry room wasn't in the basement.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 03:26:56 pm
Granted its now at the bottom of the garden BUT you have to go through a dark and creepy forest to get there

I wish I could sleep  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 05, 2010, 03:33:56 pm
granted it's cryogenic sleep that last 5 centuries and the world you wake up to is the second stone age.

i wish there was no such thing as  credit.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 03:37:29 pm
(That actually sounds good  ;D )

Granted you get some much money that it becomes valueless

I wish I could just say to some one "hello long time since we last chatted"  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 05, 2010, 03:56:03 pm
granted, but they are deaf and cant hear you anyways

i wish i did not have to work today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 04:04:29 pm
Granted you get both hands cut off in a meat slicing machine accident when you call into a butcher's to get some ham for you lunch

I wish my imagitnation could turm off and let me sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 06, 2010, 04:10:16 pm
Granted, but you still cant spell.

I wish my friend would stop leaving me on skype with nothing to do :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 13, 2010, 11:03:36 pm

granted they take you to a deserted island and leave you there with nothing to do instead.


i wish i wasn't allergic to everything i eat.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 14, 2010, 04:18:07 am
Granted now everything is allergic to you

I wish I did not need to get my wisdom teeth pulled out next month  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 14, 2010, 12:19:43 pm
Granted, you get to keep your wisdom teeth, but all your others are knocked out in a horrible curling accident.

i wish i had someone to play 40k with
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 14, 2010, 12:58:05 pm
Granted but instead of using the new 5th edition rules they use a mixture of 3rd and 4th edition and use loaded dice making all the required hits,wounds and saves.

I wish the gameing club I'm a member of would restart soon
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 14, 2010, 02:50:05 pm
(^lol thats usually how it ends up being played.)

Granted, but you have to work during the meet.

I wish my brother was more cooperative.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 14, 2010, 11:18:28 pm
granted but now your not as cooperative

I wish I had a bunny again ^_^ :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 15, 2010, 07:17:59 am
Granted but you give it a snuggle, it bites you gives you rabbies and "old Mixi" leaving you blind and foaming at the mouth  with the only cure being shot by a SWAT marksman.

I wish I could find time to repair my R/C 1/10th scale model Spitfire
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 15, 2010, 06:38:36 pm
granted but choose to use the time to realize you are attracted to penguins

i wish i had an unlimted supply of this lemonade (and it was of course free from all dangerous or otherwise "nasty" additions)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2010, 02:25:06 am
(hmmmmmmmmmm penguins. We have a choclate bar called penguin  :P )

Granded it is free of all nastiness but you are now diabetic and allergic to sweetners so can not drink any type of soda including home made lemonade. (I ALWAYS find a way to ruin wishes MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

I wish my tendonitis in my left knee was gone so I can get on with my scuba diving and hill climbing.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 16, 2010, 12:41:55 pm
Granted, it moves over to your right knee instead.

I wish monday night combat wasn't so laggy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2010, 12:43:31 pm
Granted it is now cancelled

I wish food did not get stuck in my wisdom teeth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 16, 2010, 12:50:33 pm
Granted... but now your wisdom teeth get stuck in food...eewww

I wish physics classes didnt have so many prerequisites.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 17, 2010, 08:40:55 am
Granted, but when you take the class, you fail.

I wish, i wish i was a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2010, 01:42:56 pm
Granted but a bigger fish eats you

I wish my windows media player would play dvds with out crashing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 17, 2010, 01:54:27 pm
Granted but your entire OS crashes instead.

I wish I had more cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2010, 02:00:13 pm
Granted but its Stinking Bishop

I wish my left eye would stop watering
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 17, 2010, 02:16:59 pm
Granted, its now so dry it hurts.

I wish Xbox news wasn't so painful to watch
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 17, 2010, 05:47:03 pm
Granted but your xbox breaks.

I wish my friend would finally get back to me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 17, 2010, 05:53:22 pm
Granted, but not with the response you were hoping for.

I wish I had better ginger beer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 17, 2010, 06:12:21 pm
Granted but you cant drink it.

I wish i had your better ginger beer so i could drink it
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 17, 2010, 06:19:32 pm
Granted, but its completely flat by the time I mail it to you.

I wish I didn't have to work on thursday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 18, 2010, 07:32:06 am
Granted the Doomsday clock eventualy strikes twelve and all countries that have nuclear warheads launches them turning the globe into a radioactive waste land and starts a nuclear winter due to Mutually Assured Destruction just so you can aviod work on Thursday.

I wish the wiring diagram in the Land Rover hand book matched the wiring loom colours on my Series 3.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 18, 2010, 08:47:05 am
Granted, but due to a nuclear doomsday you are now dead.

I wish my beanie didnt have holes in it
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 18, 2010, 09:00:35 am
Granted now you have no beanie...........or any type of hat

I wish my laptop could keep up with my typing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 18, 2010, 05:42:46 pm
Granted, but it gets the blue screen of death immediately after.

I wish this wish would not be granted.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 19, 2010, 01:35:38 am
TOUGH! granted you are now sucked kicking and screaming into a another dimension where you are instantly tried and executed for being a Daemaon.

I wish I knew what this green and black wire on the Landie hooks up to.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 19, 2010, 01:39:08 pm
granted, but you find it hooks up to the piece you are missing.

I wish there was a later ferry to pender island on sunday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 19, 2010, 03:46:42 pm
Granted but it is used in the remake of The Heroes Of Telemark and sunk in a scene where a British backed commando raiding force rig it full of explosives to destroy a lorry load of Heavy Water used to make a Atomic bomb.


I wish I could get a job...........AND it must be mechanics NO electrics!!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 19, 2010, 10:20:46 pm
Granted, you get a job as a bilge mechanic on a garbage barge... also it pays terribly.

I wish swords were not so heavy... hence would cost less on shipping.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 22, 2010, 10:23:57 am
TOUGH! granted you are now sucked kicking and screaming into a another dimension where you are instantly tried and executed for being a Daemaon.

I wish I knew what this green and black wire on the Landie hooks up to.
(ah but its still "granted" so i win :P)

Granted, but now they are made of such cheap metals they fall apart.

I wish classes didnt start back up tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 22, 2010, 12:51:54 pm
Granted they started on Saturday and since you missed the first day you get a instant fail,kicked out and have to pay big student and admin fees.

I wish I could get this bit of burger meat out of my wisdom tooth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 22, 2010, 02:22:17 pm
granted, but instead you inhale it off your tooth and it gets stuck in your lungs, requiring surgery.

I wish my internet was not being so slow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 22, 2010, 04:18:45 pm
Granted you now get cut off and unable to get back on for the rest of your natural life

I wish I could understand and talk Gealic
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 22, 2010, 05:58:29 pm
granted, but you learn irish gaelic, and everyone around you knows scots gaelic hence you still understand nothing.

I wish i had no class on mondays
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 23, 2010, 09:45:09 am
Granted but all classes are twice as long every other day

I wish this class wouldn't take so long to start
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 23, 2010, 10:12:49 am
Granted the teacher speaks at twice the normal speed and no one can understand what he is saying

I wish I could cather up the courage to talk to a friend on line
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 23, 2010, 09:52:25 pm
Granted but the result of the conversation is the opposite of what you wanted.

I wish it wasnt so late already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 30, 2010, 05:05:36 pm
Granted, but now its so 1:00Am so technically its early.

I wish my pie crusts did not come out rock hard.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 30, 2010, 05:23:31 pm
Granted but now it is so soft it blows away in the wind.

I wish my webcam worked more reliably.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 30, 2010, 05:36:35 pm
granted, it works terribly 100% of the time.

I wish Arachna would consider a peace offer and stop attacking my city.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 31, 2010, 02:29:42 am
Granted they now OWN your puny little city and enslaves all of its populace to do their evil bidding

I wish this important letter I'm waiting on would arrive
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 31, 2010, 06:57:49 am
Granted but it spontaneously combusts before you can read it.

I wish i didnt have classes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 31, 2010, 12:54:43 pm
Granted, you now get woken up at 0600h each morning by a reveille and a drill seargeant with a voice as gentle as a fog horn at 10ft to a full day of physical and theoretical drills that ends no sooner than 2100h.

I wish I could afford to upgrade my computer in one go

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 31, 2010, 01:03:17 pm
(Emp you forogt about the Drill Sarn't banging a night stick inside a metal bin as the alarm clock  ;D )

Granted it is so powerfull it hacks into NORAD, the Pentagon, the Kremlin, and Whitehall sending launch codes to missile submarines and launchers starting the rise of the machines

I wish I could decide on a good name for my Imperial Guard support force for my Rogue Space Marines
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 31, 2010, 01:54:45 pm
Granted but you forget it before writing it down.

I wish I had things to do in between classes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 31, 2010, 06:02:19 pm
granted but you miss all your classes getting caught up with the in between stuff and fail.

I wish i wouldn't hurt anymore. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on August 31, 2010, 08:55:56 pm
Granted but later you die due to not recognizing pain and going to get it checked out.

I wish i could sleep longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 31, 2010, 09:48:58 pm
granted you sleep for a million years and miss everything

I wish i hadn't fallen down those stairs
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 01, 2010, 04:36:32 am
Granted you now have fallen up them hitting each one on the way up

I wish I had some where to store these catalouges I'm about to deliver
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 01, 2010, 05:59:20 am
Granted, you store them in the fireplace and then get in huge trouble when you cant deliver them.

I wish i could get my contacts earlier.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 01, 2010, 11:18:44 am
Granted but the fluid they are stored in leaks during transit making the lenses dry out, shrivel and close rendering them useless.

I wish I could get rid of this feeling of restlessness and actually do some thing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 01, 2010, 12:58:48 pm
Granted, you go bungie jumping, but the cord snaps.

I wish my lunch would hurry up and cook.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 01, 2010, 01:22:29 pm
Granted but it ends up getting burnt,catches fire burns down your house, the flames spreads to your neighbours houses and finally ends up turning into a fire storm burning down the town/city you live in.

I wish I had some Cadburys Fruit and Nut
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 01, 2010, 03:18:19 pm
granted, but the fruit is mouldy and the nuts are stale.

i wish I knew where i was having dinner

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: leana on September 01, 2010, 04:00:07 pm
Granted, now you know where you are having dinner, and even with who you are having dinner.......Though fact is... you are dinner!
I wish cancer got cancer and died!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 01, 2010, 09:41:34 pm
Granted, but all of the Cancers in the world get upset that you wished cancer upon their horoscope-al animal.

I wish i had a later eye appointment tomorrow :D
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 02, 2010, 04:32:01 am
Granted but it still collides with another important appointment

I wish I could get another Mountian Gear Telemark and Kelly's Heroes T-shirt
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 02, 2010, 05:06:02 am
Granted but then you lose them in a sandstorm.

I wish i didnt just have to wake up -.-
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 02, 2010, 03:54:07 pm
Granted, you can never sleep again, but are extremely tired all the time, and can barely function cognitively and definitely not sexually.

I wish my lady friend did not miss the bus.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 02, 2010, 04:22:03 pm
Granted it hit her

I wish I could find my limited edition Mountian Equipment Everest Annivesary red and blue fleece hat
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 02, 2010, 10:38:22 pm
granted, but when you put it on your head, your very skull is infested with demonic lice which slowly and painfully eat their way to your brain stem.

i wish my brother would hurry up and play age of wonders II with me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 03, 2010, 05:49:53 am
Granted he ends up beating you and you end up throwing the computer out of the window

I wish I could find a more reliable job
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 03, 2010, 01:44:56 pm
granted, you reliably get paid 4$ an hour for 2 hours a day (4 hours travel time, both ways)

I wish i knew what i wanted to eat
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 03, 2010, 03:57:34 pm
Granted but its fresh Kangaroo balls

I wish I could find this missing part for a model plane


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 03, 2010, 11:53:56 pm
granted, but now you have a missing model plane.

i wish i knew where my sisters pound cake pan is.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 04, 2010, 06:47:37 am
Granted you remember you hit your brother over the head with it after getting beat on Age Of Wonders II and throwing your computer out of the window.

I wish I had more chocolate milk shake
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 04, 2010, 12:29:45 pm
granted, but its 99% coco and near impossible to drink.

I wish i didnt have an 8:30 class
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 06, 2010, 06:57:37 pm
Granted you now have a 6:30 class.

I wish i had more time at dragon con :/
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 06, 2010, 09:37:26 pm
granted, but after your extra 6 hours, you are fed to the dragon in the basement that the con gets its name from.

i wish I didnt get this homework before my classes even start.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 07, 2010, 07:00:33 am
Granted now you get another type of home work thats a thousand times harder and includes quadratic equations!!

I wish I did not have to go back out and work in the rain agian tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 07, 2010, 08:47:30 am
Granted but you have to work in a pit of snakes right now

I wish my homework was done
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 07, 2010, 09:38:46 am
Granted, your homework is all finished, but upon handing it it you do so badly on it you are thrown out of the class with no reimbursement and a permenant F on your GPA.

I wish waking up was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 07, 2010, 12:41:18 pm
Granted you now have insomia and can never sleep

I wish I could just turn up to a job interview wearing my Combat 95 trousers and still get the job (got one tommorrow)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 07, 2010, 09:01:33 pm
Granted but you are fired for molesting children.

I wish contacts were slightly more comfortable
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 07, 2010, 09:50:37 pm
Granted, but it turns out you go blind from the comfort and no longer need contacts.

I wish my classes will give me no homework tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 08, 2010, 07:17:55 am
Granted, but they give you 400 question take home tests that take months to finish.

I wish it was easier to keep track of when homework was due.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 08, 2010, 07:43:42 am
Granted you are now home taught and your mum is the teacher


I wish I could figure out a good colour scheme for my Chaos W40K models
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 08, 2010, 09:32:08 am
Granted, but no-one else seems to like your watermelon themed space marines.

I wish my friends had breaks at the same time that i do.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 08, 2010, 10:44:41 am
Granted but they still dont want to spend time with you and eventually you are disowned by them

I wish I knew what to get for my mum's 60th birthday  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 08, 2010, 04:59:53 pm
Granted but when you purchase it, a dildo is mailed instead.

I wish i had more weed
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 08, 2010, 07:26:15 pm
Granted, your front lawn is now covered in gorse, and you are instructed to pull it all out... gloveless

I wish I didnt have all 5 of my classes in one day

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 08, 2010, 09:13:28 pm
Granted, you now have 50 classes in one day.

I wish my eye appointment would be later
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 08, 2010, 11:21:52 pm
Granted, it is postponed so far that you go blind from an easily detectable problem that went undiagnosed.

I wish Kids in the hall made more sense.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 02:15:54 am
Granted but now you dont

I wish I could find a more reliable supplier of Humbrol enamel paint around here.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 09, 2010, 04:00:03 am
Granted, but you have to buy it in bulk loads of 200litres or more...

I wish my headache would let up...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 09:07:17 am
Granted now you have tooth ache

I wish people would remember to leave the catalouges out so I can collect them with out knocking on the doors
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 09:59:16 am
Granted, but they leave them out days early, in the rain, and they are soggy and mouldy beyond belief.

I wish Skull physiology had easier terminology to remember.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 10:03:55 am
Granted but now all your other subjects have even harder terminology that makes no sense E.G the Ubergeshaft Sprocket is connected to the thingymijigger wirrly valve

I wish things had gone as planned this afternoon so I could have the day off tommorrow so I could go to R.A.F Leuchars and watch the aircraft fly in.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 10:57:39 am
Granted, you go and watch the aircraft fly in...to where you are sitting, inducing a gigantic fireball of jet fuel.

I wish the internet was not so distracting
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 11:01:13 am
Granted its gets turned off never to get turned back on

I wish the effing terrier outside would shut up!!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 11:03:28 am
Granted, but a much larger and louder great dane starts up, enticing the 3 beagles and 2 collies on your block to start up as well.

I wish i could remember how to spell sphenoid sinus.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 11:13:11 am
Granted now thats the ONLY word you know

I wish I could stop sticking my tongue into this deformed wisdom tooth thats due to be pulled
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 11:27:21 am
granted, you distract yourself by seeing how far you can stick your tongue down your throat... which apparently is too far.

I wish i could actually focus and read this chapter
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 11:33:25 am
Granted but you get so engrossed into the book you dont hear the nuclear attack warning and miss the chance to get into a shelter.

I wish I could get off my arse and get these orders filled out
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 11:43:32 am
Granted, but you fill them out wrong and they all get returned in the mail tomorrow, and you have to get off your arse again to repeat the process.

I wish I didnt need new shoes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 12:11:46 pm
Granted you now go around bare foot, cut your feet to shreds, in turn they develop gangreene and have to be cut off above the knee


I wish I was not so cruel to you forumites in granting your wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 12:34:18 pm
Granted... now you are just lame.

I wish the human skull was just two bones, top and bottom.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 12:46:19 pm
Granted now the human race has no mandibles so no power of speech and can only grunt and point at things and can only take fluids by IV drip.............basicly we are neanderthols.

I wish for the weather for this weekend to be good for this airshow I'm going to
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 01:31:29 pm
granted, but the airshow is canceled because the sun is too bright.

I wish my new shoes will be awesome
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 09, 2010, 01:49:32 pm
Granted but they only come in two sizes too small for you

I wish I had not drunk so much coffee over the past week  :'( :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 09, 2010, 04:34:36 pm
granted, instead you drank that much anti-freeze.

I wish the chilli i make tonight will be good.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 10, 2010, 04:36:13 am
Granted but you end up sitting on  the toilet for a month

I wish I could just reach through the letter boxes and strangle the folk that dont leave out the catalouges for me to pick up
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 10, 2010, 09:44:34 am
granted, but one of them shuts their letterbox on your hands, severing them into useless stumps.

I wish my work today will be quiet and slow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 10, 2010, 01:22:28 pm
Granted but you are held up at gun point and held hostage for 16 hours until the gunman shoots your boss and the local SWAT members storm the building killing every one in sight.

I wish I could reach this itch right in the middle of my back
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 10, 2010, 11:17:48 pm
granted, you can reach it, but no amount of scratching will relieve it, it slowly drives you insane with itching.

I wish i could comply with my lover's wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2010, 06:13:13 am
Granted but she wants you to be hogtied,gagged,blindfolded and have a 12" butt plug shoved up your arse.

I wish my delayed hang over would hurry up and start so I can suffer quietly in bed.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 12:10:06 pm
Granted, you slip quietly into your bed, which has been infested with thousands of bedbugs and you are sucked dry throughout the night.

I wish I remembered to take my phone off of silent when i left school.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2010, 12:20:12 pm
Granted but you are constantly called for to report to the office over the P/A at school.

I wish there was something good on telly
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 12:41:35 pm
Granted, but your set breaks just as the show gets to the best part.

I wish I could be interested in my syntax class.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2010, 01:00:46 pm
Granted but you become hooked to syntax

I wish I never had the left overs from last nights chicken dinner  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 01:08:20 pm
granted, but instead they sit in your fridge for so long that they cause your fridge to malfunction due to too much mould, resulting in you having to put down for a brand new fridge.

I wish I could actually be bothered to do the reading for my classes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2010, 01:11:33 pm
Granted but now you become an expert on the thoery aspects but incompetent on the practical side.

I wish I had some strawberry cheesecake ice-cream
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 01:40:41 pm
Granted, but it is also mouldy via the chicken dinner leftovers.

I wish I knew what my lover wants.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 12, 2010, 02:05:05 pm
Granted, but its a different lover.

I wish this marijuana was better.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 02:19:32 pm
granted, its so good you pass into a catatonic state for the next 3 years.

I wish i knew what to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2010, 02:21:50 pm
Granted but it turns out not to be want you really wanted

I wish I could stop biting my finger nails
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zweihander on September 12, 2010, 03:04:45 pm
Granted. But now you have the inexplicable urge to bite your toenails instead.

I wish my cell phone's battery didn't need to be recharged so often.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 04:01:48 pm
Granted, you never have to charge it again... because the battery is dead.

I wish the weather wasn't so crappy today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 12, 2010, 04:41:55 pm
granted, its so good you pass into a catatonic state for the next 3 years.

I wish i knew what to wish for
that sounds amazing


Granted, but its worse for the next 2 years.

I wish my friend would pick up on skype.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 12, 2010, 04:57:18 pm
granted, but your webcam/mic crap out as soon as they install it.

I wish all would go well tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 03:37:06 am
Granted but tonight is the only time things going well for you

I wish I could vent my anger instead of botteling it up
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 13, 2010, 08:26:31 am
Granted but you beat up the president's daughter and are sent to jail for life without chance of parole.

I wish school would feel like its going by quickly today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 08:51:40 am
*now that does sounds like fun depending on which president it is, Prime Minister would be better for where I am*

Granted but you age twice as fast now

I wish this weather would improve
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 08:56:33 am
granted, the weather becomes perfect, just in time for the thermonuclear attack that sinks the entire UK

I wish I had some ice cream
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 09:04:51 am
Granted but its imported from the UK and is radioactive from the  nuclear fallout

Now I wish I had bought ice cream while I was out.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 09:08:05 am
granted, but when you got home your freezer was not cold enough to keep it frozen.

I wish I could be selfish sometimes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 09:09:31 am
Granted but no one wants to talk to you now

I wish this agency would phone back with some shift work for me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 09:41:16 am
granted, you have one shift coming up on christmas eve from 8pm til 8am... no overtime or stat pay though because its your first shift and still on training hours.

I wish I had no class on mondays instead of having to go all the way to uvic for a single class
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 10:04:48 am
*Meh no change there then*

Granted they are all on sunday instead

I wish I had some chicken strips to go onto this pizza
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 10:16:57 am
granted, 6 uncooked, still feathered, brutally butched and bloody strips of chicken.

I wish i knew what was going on
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 10:20:15 am
Granted but now you wish that you never knew in the first place

I wish I had some minions to do my bidding............need to get these catalouges sorted out.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 10:27:30 am
granted, but once the task is done the minions turn on you and eat you alive... because thats what minions do.

I wish i never knew in the first place
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 11:30:38 am
Granted you have no knowledge of any thing at all

I wish I could cut down my caffine intake
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 11:50:37 am
granted, you cut it back to 0 caffeine a day... but then proceed to become narcoleptic and fall asleep at random, while working, while running, while driving... needles to say, it turns out badly.

I wish i had some socks

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 11:59:17 am
Granted but they are full of holes and smell BAD

I wish these annoying adverts on tv would disapear and be a bit more like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho7gIb91Jc0
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 12:04:06 pm
(that was pretty amazing, never seen that before.)

Granted,  but all the commercials are for feminine hygiene, and herpes medicine commercials,  screamed at full volume with loud music... and they are incredibly awkward at all times.

I wish joose was loose in my hoose
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 12:23:44 pm
Hoots mon granted but you get stabbed to death by the animated bag pipes chanter

I wish I had that animated Stag's head
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 12:27:40 pm
granted, but it makes a racket continuously and keeps you awake indefinitely.

I wish had something tasty to eat.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 12:31:12 pm
Granted but its full of slow release poisions

I wish the new season of NCIS would hurry up and be screened on channel 5 overhere
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 12:59:09 pm
granted, but it is screened only when you are working... and all your recording equipment goes bunk as soon as you try.

I wish i could go skiing
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 01:56:17 pm
Granted but instead of going on the slopes you go out freeheeling/Telemarking with me  ;D

I wish I could go out skiing now

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 02:03:10 pm
Granted, but you get the opposite, and are forced down a downhill double black diamond run with your telemark skis
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 02:33:49 pm
*Easy mon do the one thing down hillers cant, christie turns  ;D *

Since you forgot to make a wish you end up cursed for 21 years

I wish I had a machine that went *ping*
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 02:54:07 pm
granted, it pings so loudly your eardrums burst and can no longer hear the ping.

I wish i was not cursed
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2010, 02:58:26 pm
Granted now you are jinxed

I wish Monty Pythons meaning of life was better
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 13, 2010, 03:03:00 pm
Granted, its still the same movie, but you can actually find it good now.

I wish I had more lemonade
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 14, 2010, 09:18:15 am
Granted, but its poisoned.

I wish my step brothers second class would be canceled for once today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 14, 2010, 09:29:47 am
granted, but a lab takes its place.

I wish my class wasn't so early in the morning.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 14, 2010, 10:39:10 am
Granted they are now held at 23:59 hours  :P

I wish I had not eaten that second bit of fish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 14, 2010, 05:00:05 pm
Granted but you eat something just as bad and sickening.

I wish i mids werent so terrible.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 14, 2010, 05:26:20 pm
granted, but your ability to type is still terrible :P

I wish she would let me know what is going on
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 14, 2010, 06:36:55 pm
Granted but it only makes you feel worse.

I wish my computer wasn't locked into startup blue screens
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 14, 2010, 06:51:02 pm
Granted, it wont even turn on now.

I wish i could be bothered to do my assignment.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 15, 2010, 03:48:06 am
Granted but you still earn a failing grade

I wish film makers would leave the old classics alone and stop doing remakes (E.G The Italian Job and The Dam Busters)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 15, 2010, 09:31:18 am
Granted, but instead they focus on making all future movies terrible and unwatchable.

I wish cranial nerves had simpler names.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 15, 2010, 10:56:53 am
Granted but the rest of the body is unpronounceable

I wish I had all the troops on my WH40K wish list
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 15, 2010, 11:37:57 am
(it already is :P)

Granted but all you got was the troop choices, you still have to buy all the HQ, elites, fast attack, and heavy support.

I wish my friend would have stayed for a burger.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 15, 2010, 12:17:51 pm
Granted but you end up giving them food poisioning by using a tainted blade


I wish I could own a WMIK Land Rover Defender with all the proper army surplas gear.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 15, 2010, 02:29:35 pm
granted, you gain ownership rights to a land rover currently in the states... and the plane that it is shipped over on drops the crate into the middle of the atlantic during flight.  you now own a landrover at the bottom of the atlantic.

I wish the TA would stop staring me down when i fall asleap in syntax class... especially because he did too.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 15, 2010, 03:38:33 pm
Granted you now get my old lecturer who throws ANYTHING that comes to hand at you if you fall asleep during any of his lessons

I wish I did not have the dentist tommorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 15, 2010, 07:09:54 pm
Granted, instead you have an appendectomy.

I wish Czech was not so damn confusing.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 16, 2010, 03:53:54 am
Granted but now you cant understand American English


I wish the left side of my face was not so sore from the dental work from this morning
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 16, 2010, 09:20:38 am
granted, the left side of your face is now permenetly frozen and you look like a cross between frankenstein and Joan Rivers.

I wish I didnt have to restart my computer for updates.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 16, 2010, 11:21:48 am
Granted but its last update causes the "Millenium Bug" to be released and infects all microproccesors menaing we go back into the dark ages.

I wish I could laugh at the jokes on telly with out hurting my self due to my jaw still being numb
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 16, 2010, 11:49:12 am
granted, but nothing on Tv is funny until your jaw is back to normal.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 16, 2010, 11:53:53 am
Since you did not make a wish you are here by sentenced to spend the night at a ABBA concert!!!


I wish I could eat this bacon and egg roll
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 16, 2010, 12:24:46 pm
(man i am bad at that... though i do like abba... so it all turned out ok in the end)

Granted, but you are spontaneously alergic to eggs and spend the next 4 days trying to keep yourself from vomiting up your intestines.

I wish i could remember to make wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 16, 2010, 01:18:48 pm
Granted but they all turn out to be burried neck deep in sand covered in strawberry jam so it attracts red ants

I wish These fecking wolf/house spiders would keep away from my house  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 16, 2010, 01:22:22 pm
Granted, the wolf spiders vacate the premises due to your house being infested by scorpions.

I wish November would be here already
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 17, 2010, 11:06:49 am
Granted but it's the year 2110 and you are dead.

I wish my computer wasn't broken.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 17, 2010, 01:16:04 pm
Granted it is now turned into a Wolf pattern Titan and destroys the globe (See attached photo)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/Wolfalt2.jpg)

I wish my lower gum did not feel like it was on fire
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 17, 2010, 07:34:18 pm
Granted but because my computer blew up the world, you are dead.

I wish it was tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 17, 2010, 07:43:35 pm
granted, but you are stuck in today, and are forever trapped in a time loop.

I wish that my friend will remember to make soup tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 18, 2010, 03:14:22 am
Granted but it "light house" soup , blinking near water and tastes of dish water.

I wish I had the house to myself for a bit longer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 18, 2010, 06:42:43 am
Granted but it burns down around you.

I wish your last corrupt a wish made sense
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 18, 2010, 08:21:25 am
(Easy I'm home alone and the soup is so weak it is almost water and tastes of water used to wash dishes)

Granted but you loose your mind after I've told you and become a drooling shell of a human being and end up thrown into a lunatic assylum.

I wish People would just slow down and take the time to read what I have written so they can understand it.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 18, 2010, 10:10:34 am
granted, but once they understand what you write, they no longer want to talk to you.

I wish it was still summer.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 18, 2010, 10:16:07 am
Granted you go out in the sun get sun burnt and end up with skin cancer

I wish I had a kangaroo
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 18, 2010, 10:20:53 am
granted, but it hops away when you need it most, just like my kangaroo did.

I wish my friend would join me for poker on a school night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 18, 2010, 10:23:31 am
Granted but he/she ends up wiping you out and you end up killing him/her with a broken bottle when you acuse him/her of cheating.


I wish I was fit enough to go on Total Wipe Out
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 18, 2010, 10:25:32 am
granted, but you are eliminated on the first round when you brutally shatter your femur within 5 seconds of the game starting.

I wish i had some good cards for magic tricks.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 18, 2010, 10:27:09 am
Granted but you are banned for life when it turns out you drew them yourselve and coloured them in with felt tip pens


I wish I had a chinchilla
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 18, 2010, 10:45:34 am
granted, but it is the most vocal chinchilla in the world and continuously squeaks until you are driven insane from lack of sleep.

I wish I had a dog
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 18, 2010, 08:16:05 pm
granted but it gets a virus and ends up liking the taste of human flesh and has eaten your leg off before you notice.

I wish i could do fun things without hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 19, 2010, 01:22:52 am
granted, you have leprosy and no longer feel pain in your extremities... which then fall off as you dont notice the damage you are dealing to theml.

I wish I could have got home earlier.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 19, 2010, 09:24:59 am
Granted but you find your family has moved out sold the house and has not left you with a forwarding address

I wish I could remember what it was I meant to do  today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 19, 2010, 03:13:33 pm
granted, it was to disarm the explosives in your basement, but by the time you remember your house has already been turned into a crater.

I wish she wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 19, 2010, 03:16:18 pm
Granted now you have the plague instead

I wish I had more youghurt
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 19, 2010, 03:45:31 pm
Granted, you have so much yohgurt that it spills out of your fridge and coats your kitchen,  soon it goes bad from being so warm and you have to leave your house due to the toxic fumes.

I wish someone would play soul calibur with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 19, 2010, 04:20:52 pm
Granted but its me and I arm my character with Terminator armour,whirlwind missile launcher and a assault cannon

I wish I had more room to disply my Corgi model aircraft
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 19, 2010, 04:42:44 pm
Granted, but you have to pay obscene rent on the 10,000 square feet that you obtained to display it.

I wish Soul calibur 5 would come out already
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 19, 2010, 05:23:09 pm
Granted but each time you go and try to play it it crashes your game consule/pc

I wish I could go to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 19, 2010, 09:15:50 pm
granted, but you are woken up 30 seconds later by your noisy chinchilla.

i wish the creeps in this tower defense moved faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on September 19, 2010, 10:40:45 pm
granted but they go so fast they all get by the defenses and you lose.

i wish i could multitask better
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 20, 2010, 07:37:02 am
Granted but you end up losing count of what you are doing and cause a very large train wreck involving the remaining stocks of 1970's era Napalm C, Agent Orange herbicide and Snake Eye Cluster Bomb Units.


I wish I could get my Rogue Imperial Guard Regiment build
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 20, 2010, 11:25:37 am
Granted, but as soon as you enter a game, the troop goes rogue and retreats off the table.

I wish I had set up my interview for a little later.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 20, 2010, 11:31:45 am
Granted it is now set for 9pm UK time

I wish I was not such a geek when it comes to aircraft and WWII history (its a bit annoying at times see my rage post)

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 20, 2010, 11:54:58 am
Granted, instead you are the fool who posts quiz questions with obviously wrong answers, and the aviation community makes terrible fun of you before banishing you for life.

I wish I had some linguist friends outside of school.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 20, 2010, 12:05:13 pm
Granted but they speak in a language you can not understand and they speak no english


I wish I had more Neame's Spitfire Ale

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 20, 2010, 12:22:55 pm
granted, but it causes you to spit fire, searing your vocal tract, causing you immense pain with internal 3rd degree burns.

I wish i had more cheese

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 20, 2010, 12:39:19 pm
Granted but you have to go and make it yourself

I wish I could get a start date for this job I applied for
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 20, 2010, 12:47:04 pm
granted, the start date is september 15th... and you have already missed 3 shifts, and are subsequently fired from a job you never worked.

I wish my feet were not so cold.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 20, 2010, 01:23:36 pm
Granted now they are on fire

I wish I had the house to myself again..........it was abit quieter then
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 20, 2010, 03:32:18 pm
granted, there is nothing in the house but you, no furniture, no electronics, no toys, no warhammer, no walls, no gravity, no light... actually its alot more like purgatory than a house now.

I wish I knew which way to go on this morphology assignment.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 20, 2010, 03:55:00 pm
Granted but half way through you decide to give in and play Soul Caliber


I wish I had my old .177 calibre air rifle back
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 20, 2010, 07:42:09 pm
(and such is the tale of my life :P)

Granted, but while shooting it recklessly in your house you accidentially shoot your chinchilla in the face, who gets enraged and bites all your fingers off.

I wish I had some ice cream
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 21, 2010, 02:23:56 am
Granted but its from the same batch of radiated ice cream from your previous ice cream wish (ok easy cop out there)



I wish it was summer (we only get three seasons here Spring,Autumn and winter with a two week break of sunshine that we call Summer)

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 21, 2010, 09:32:28 am
granted, it is wonderfully sunny and warm for 5 months of the year, but the environment is not used to the new climate and all the native plants die off within 2 months due to drought and heat, and the wildlife subsequently succumbs to starvation and the wildfires that are sweeping across the moors.  all farmland becomes barren and all of Scotland has become a wasteland... but at least its nice out.

I wish the sun would stop shining in my eyes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 21, 2010, 11:54:50 am
Granted the sun is so strong it boils your eye balls making you blind, then you stumble into Smile's train wreck.


I wish I could come up with some new ideas for granting wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zearth on September 22, 2010, 10:41:31 am
Granted but they are awful.

I wish this girl lived closer.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 22, 2010, 11:37:05 am
granted, now she lives in your house... and is your sister.

I wish my laptop was not running out of batteries.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2010, 03:11:14 pm
granted you hook it up to a generator powered by a bicycle but have to power it


I wish the rest of my wisdom tooth had been taken out  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 22, 2010, 03:37:44 pm
granted, and just to be on the safe side, the dentist took the rest of your teeth too... i hope you like eating through a straw.

I wish my class would start already, so i could finish and go home.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2010, 04:25:45 pm
Granted it has all ready started and you have missed a very important part that you will be tested on tommorrow

I wish I could learn to let go of this pent up rage and not to take things so seriously
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 22, 2010, 07:23:26 pm
granted, you learn to live a super relaxed life, not taking anything so seriously... unfortunately the next time you hear a fire alarm, you don't take it seriously and die a fiery death.

I wish there were some more people to grant wishes besides me, Odd, and Zearth.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2010, 04:37:12 am
Granted but they are not as cruel as I am


I wish people would learn history and military law properly before making dumb arse comments.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 23, 2010, 09:27:37 am
granted, people constantly make dumb comments about scotland instead, and noone wants to talk about military law/history because everyone already knows everything about it.

I wish my brother would wake up earlier so i could practice my pipes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2010, 09:43:18 am
Granted but your chanter is broken and it will take 6 months until a replacement is delivered

I wish this horrible taste in my mouth would disapear
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 23, 2010, 10:06:26 am
granted, your sense of taste dissapears, and you can no longer tell that your cheeks are profusely bleeding, and eventually you die from the blood loss.

I wish my lover will be free tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2010, 10:12:06 am
Granted but you are tied up instead

I wish for food
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 23, 2010, 10:37:55 am
granted, you recieve a large package of cat food at your door.

I wish for time

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2010, 07:43:51 am
Granted UPS delivers a grandfather clock instead of your new chanter

I wish I could figiure out why the starter motor on my Land Rover is not working
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 24, 2010, 11:02:31 pm
granted, its because the entire internal mechanism of the motor has been pilfered without your knowledge... new parts will run you into the thousands of pounds.

I wish i could take the 1:00 ferry instead of the 11:00 tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 25, 2010, 03:18:05 am
Granted but you get on the 1AM ferry instead

I wish I could record off my free sat reciever
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 25, 2010, 10:11:22 am
granted, but you can only record a channel that is in gaelic, hence is unintelligible.

I wish i didnt have to go to vancouver today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 25, 2010, 12:32:36 pm
Granted  you now go to Anchorage Alaska

I wish my gum was not inflammed where my wisdom tooth was
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 25, 2010, 09:57:15 pm
granted, its now in flames instead.

I wish i was home already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 26, 2010, 05:17:08 am
Granted but as you turn the corner onto your street your house explodes due to a gas leak

I wish people would ask me if I want a brew if they are going to make one
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 26, 2010, 12:26:10 pm
granted, but its a brew of rat poison and anthrax.

I wish my piano was bigger.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 26, 2010, 01:13:57 pm
Granted but its impossible to tune

I wish the dumb fuck who let off the shits who vandalised the club hut would curl up and die 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 26, 2010, 02:53:07 pm
granted, but you are framed for their deaths.

I wish I knew what to play.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 26, 2010, 04:00:08 pm
Granted you play chopsticks on your out of tune piano

I wish for a cooked breakfast in the morning with a slice of fruit pudding.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 26, 2010, 04:14:06 pm
granted, cooked watery gruel with a slice of sour crabapple pudding.

I wish for porridge.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 27, 2010, 03:02:05 am
Granted but its served the English way...............................WITH JAM!!!!


I wish I could find the right parts to fix my "Green Bomber" in the local scrap yard.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 27, 2010, 04:23:56 pm
(jam dosn't sound that bad.)

Granted, you fix your green bomber so well that it becomes autonomous and bombs your house.

I wish I will be able to get in more time at the clinic.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 27, 2010, 04:38:16 pm
(The "Green Bomber" is my car)

granted but is the electro shock clinc

I wish I had more steak and pie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 27, 2010, 07:29:59 pm
(regardless, it grows wings and bombs your house anyways.)

granted, but its a wooden stake and a cow pie.

I wish i had more water.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 28, 2010, 08:12:32 am
Granted you get a Tsunami even though you are 50 miles in land

I wish the internet would stop eating my words....my last wish was meant to say " steak and ale pie"
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 28, 2010, 09:46:11 am
granted, the internet eats your soul instead

I wish the borderlands DLC didn't come out the day before my exam...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 28, 2010, 09:52:56 am
granted it comes out during your exam and sells out everywhere never to be restocked after it finishes

I wish I had some more coffee
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 28, 2010, 09:57:07 am
granted, but it is the blandest coffee and its searing hot.

I wish that i wont fall asleep in my class today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 28, 2010, 10:00:20 am
Granted you never fall asleep again

I wish these annoying Go Compare adverts would stop
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 28, 2010, 11:41:11 am
granted, but instead there are ads for herpes medication that are twice as annoying.

I wish for this soup to be good
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 28, 2010, 12:29:54 pm
Granted but its so hot it burns your taste buds off

I wish other forumites would join in our sadistic game
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 28, 2010, 04:53:56 pm
Granted, but they are too afraid of our manaical genious and wishing powers that they leave the forum entirely

I wish for the borderlands patch to be out today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 05:01:58 am
Granted but its uncompatable with your operating system

I wish it would stop raining so I can get the Workshop Of Dooooooommmmm cleared out and Pozf's sacrafical alter delivered.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 09:27:49 am
granted, but during the delivery the truck careens off the road and the altar is lost forever, angering the almighty.

I wish that i will get a good mark on the exam i just wrote.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 11:49:08 am
Granted you get your highest mark of the year causing the school board to call for an enquiry to see if you had cheated during the exam in the mean time stripping you of your grade that meant you could of graduated with honours.

I wish the new season of NCIS was on
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 11:56:08 am
granted, but they have replaced all the actors with the cast of sex and the city,  jethro is now portrayed by Sarah Jessica Parker... and you are forced to watch every episode.

I wish my friend would get back to me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 12:10:41 pm
(now that was nasty there was no need for that!! lol)

Granted but it is only to tell you he/she is out side the door with a fire axe and will but your mutilated corpse through a chipping machine.

I wish friends would stop being repeated on tv.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 01:33:34 pm
granted, its NCIS sex and the city edition over and over again.

I wish the prof would get here already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 01:43:46 pm
Granted but he teaches home economics Lesson One: how to make a snake draft excluder for your door with a sowing machine, Lesson Two: how to make the perfect boiled egg

I wish I had a cabin up in the mountians so could have some alone time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 02:33:19 pm
granted, but its so high up in the mountains that you pass out from oxygen deprivation and eventually starve because no-one is there with you to wake you up.

I wish gaelic resources were more accessible.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 02:46:03 pm
Granted but you have to come over here to get them.

I wish for a International half track with a quad .50 calibre mounting.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 03:33:17 pm
granted, but its model sized.

I wish that gaelic had some easily distinguishable morphological processes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 03:55:49 pm
Granted but it still makes no sense

I wish I could remember my high school german
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 03:59:44 pm
granted, but the german language has undergone a complete phonological and syntactical overhaul since you learned it, hence it is useless to you.

I wish i knew what was going on tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 04:04:48 pm
Granted you are to strip old ships rope for 12 hours with out a break so you better get started

I wish I knew what was happening with this repossesion order for my old flat
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 04:17:31 pm
granted, upon closer inspection its actually a repo order for everything you own, and it goes into effect tomorrow.

I wish my phone was charged

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2010, 04:20:50 pm
Granted but it has a Li-Po battery in it and will catch fire with out warning


I wish i had bigger and better book shelves
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 29, 2010, 06:02:05 pm
granted, they are so big and amazing they take up all your space and you have to rent a seperate apartment to live in.

I wish the bus would get here.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 04:23:01 am
Granted but it then breaks down and catches fire at your bus stop meaning you have to either wait 3 hours for a replacement or walk the 30 miles home.

I wish I had got a cheese burger for lunch

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 11:19:41 am
granted, but it turns out it was just cheese on a hamburger bun that costs you 10 pounds.

I wish I had more pizza for lunch.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 12:11:12 pm
Granted but its just the uncooked base with a smearing of tomato sauce

I wish this Monday would just go by un-noticed and quietly.....and dont ask why.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 01:27:02 pm
granted, it goes by so quietly that noone knows it happened and tuesday becomes the new monday, and the whole world is thrown into chaos due to the dates being messed up.

I wish that the laptop i was looking at dosnt go up in price in october.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 01:30:17 pm
(I can live with that  ;D )
Granted it gets recalled due to a electrical fault

I wish I had a mega bar of Cadbury's fruit and nut.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 01:37:16 pm
granted, but it is so mega that you cant possibly finish it, but feel compelled to do so anyway... you bloated corpse will be found in three days with half of a mega bar still in your mouth.

I wish that my sister would cave and use gmail
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 01:43:28 pm
Granted she hates your guts so much now she uses your IP address/email addy to send virus's and other harmful stuff across the web that you  now show up on IP/email checkers that we mods use to check out newbies and you get banned from the net for life.

I wish this weather would make up its mind so I can either go out hill walking/geocaching/mountain biking
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 01:50:49 pm
granted, it makes up its mind to be sunny and warm, but then it changes its mind when you are half way up the hill and you are struck by lightning and pelted with hail.

I wish my sister was not such a technosavage
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 01:57:00 pm
Granted she is now a Techno Geek and puts your skills to shame and shows you up on a daily basis in front of your friends

I wish I could understand where this sadistic streak comes from when I grant wishes in here
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 03:35:24 pm
granted, but you find out that it is a homunculus living inside your liver. who, when you discover its existence tears out from your abdomen in a spectacularly bloody fashion.

I wish i didnt have an urge to play HoN
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 04:28:33 pm
Granted now you want to play mine sweeper on windows and there is only one free square to find out of 1000000000000000000 mines

I wish I was not addicted to mine sweeper
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 04:39:28 pm
granted, you are twice as addicted to spider solitare

I wish i didnt keep disconnecting from monday night combat
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 04:53:07 pm
Granted it is discontinued and Desprate Housewives is shown instead

I wish my laptop would perform better
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 05:10:47 pm
granted, it preforms so well that an elaborate heist is acted out by cyber criminals that want it to cause mayhem on a global scale.  so 3 dobermans and a doorbell later your laptop is stolen and used to release the worst virus ever seen onto the internet, which is then traced back to you and you are hung for high treason against the kingdom of the internets.

I wish you knew what monday night combat is :P
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2010, 05:15:38 pm
Granted I find out what it is and in a revenge attack on you for ruining NCIS I put on a Despreate Housewives/Friends cross over

I wish I could get a flight in a Spitfire Tr9
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on September 30, 2010, 05:30:13 pm
granted, but time traveling 109s shoot you down over the channel.

I wish my friend had some spare time for a walk tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 01, 2010, 03:59:26 am
Granted but you get shoved over a cliff in a elaborate insurance scam


I wish I did not have to go out in the rain again this afternoon
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 01, 2010, 09:49:31 am
Granted, its now hailing baseball sized chunks.

I wish i had more time between school and work today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 01, 2010, 11:50:27 am
Granted you get kicked out of school for cheating and tonight is your last night at work before getting laid off

I wish those meat balls I had for dinner would stop repeating on me
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 01, 2010, 12:17:02 pm
granted, instead they just become sentient and force you to do their bidding lest they destroy your intestines,  you become a meatball vigilante and are eventually shot down after raiding an italian restaurant and trying to release the meatballs in their kitchen.

I wish that my class wont be review again.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 01, 2010, 12:23:05 pm
Granted the class is abolished after a very poor report after the last review

I wish my nose would stop being itchy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 01, 2010, 07:47:47 pm
granted, it is no longer itchy but instead your sinuses are itchy and you have no way to scratch them.

I wish for darkstar one
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 02, 2010, 05:52:07 am
Granted but Darkstar two comes along and blows it up with a mega sonic boom blaster

I wish I had a small video camera to mount in this R/C model Bulldog I bought last week
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 02, 2010, 10:30:12 am
granted, but its so small it can only take 4.5 second video with a resolution of 6x8

I wish that everything in my day will fit easily
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 02, 2010, 10:40:53 am
Granted you get easily fitted into a shipping container to the South Pole............oh and you have no artic/antartic survival gear just a pair of Bermuda shorts and short sleeved shirt.

I wish this wisdom tooth would get pulled soon

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 02, 2010, 11:23:10 am
granted, the dentist pulls and pulls, causing you extreme pain but he cant seem to actually get it out, and the entire side of your jaw has to be removed instead.

i wish for spicy thai soup!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 03, 2010, 05:13:37 am
Granted but its so spicy you cut out your tongue

I wish this hang over would disapear soon
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 03, 2010, 06:54:47 pm
Granted, but you catch the flu immediately after.... oohhh wait,  Swine flu!

I wish customers would stop coming into my store immediatly before close.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 04, 2010, 05:17:03 am
Granted they now stop coming in at all meaning the store closing down all the staff getting laid off and you are now totally unemployable due to your loathing towards customers and managment. (wait I just described myself)


I wish people would answer the door when I ring the door bell or knock on the door.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 04, 2010, 12:34:28 pm
granted, but upon realizing its you, they promptly close the door in your face.

I wish i knew why noone else posts in this thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 04, 2010, 02:10:06 pm
Granted its because you scare them due to being a cute cuddly bunny rabit........................with huge fangs and can rip a persons head off by going "NEE".

I wish we could all meet up and re-make Monty Python and the holy grail.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 04, 2010, 02:24:47 pm
granted, but its a terrible americanized version that could never be the as good as the original.

I wish my assignments were not so obscure.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 04, 2010, 02:26:58 pm
Granted they are now obtuse

I wish I knew what had happened to my missing catalogues
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 04, 2010, 07:40:53 pm
granted, you find them rotting in your basement with mould growing on them which has spread to the rest of your house, costing you tens of thousands of dollars in mould removal.

I wish i knew my assignment was so easy before so i didnt spend so much time worrying.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2010, 05:28:54 am
Granted all you had to do was type out one word to get a passing grade but you get so worried about which word to type you develop a nervus break down.

I wish I had a more reliable fuel guage in the "Green Bomber".
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 05, 2010, 08:23:48 am
granted, but it takes processed deuterium as a fuel.

I wish i could find a topic for my syntax assignment
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2010, 08:38:30 am
Granted but it has nothing to do with syntax

I wish for world peace (ok had nothing else to wish for lol)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 05, 2010, 09:31:34 am
(that was the problem with my first topic :P)

Granted, a nuclear apocolypse occurs and the entire human race is wiped out, leaving nothing living on the planet... hence world peace.

I wish i had remembered more for my exam.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2010, 09:38:26 am
Granted but all you can now remember is the inner workings of a Rolls Royce Avon Engine and its fuel monitering system

I wish for Sirlion steak for dinner tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 05, 2010, 09:47:31 am
Granted, 100% pure sirloin puppy steak, marbled like a dream.

I wish the soup special will be something good in the SUB today.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2010, 10:12:20 am
Granted it's boiled monkey brains

I wish OS four stroke engines where a bit cheaper
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 05, 2010, 10:20:58 am
granted, they are now .12 cents cheaper(or whatever that is in scotland dollars :P)

I wish my assignment was due next tuesday instead of tomorrow

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2010, 10:37:31 am
Granted but it is now next weekand and the assignment is still due tommorrow


I wish I had the skills to make a mini cam into a pilot figure to go into this model plane.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 05, 2010, 11:49:55 am
granted, and it only cost you 14,000 dollars

I wish my professor will shave his beard into a handlebar moustache.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2010, 11:58:56 am
Granted he also puts tar in it to keep it in place but the ends are so sharp when he turns his heads he takes your eyes out.


I wish I knew where these photographs disapered to
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 05, 2010, 05:43:44 pm
granted, they are in the twilight zone.

I wish dinner was ready.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 06, 2010, 09:29:41 am
Granted but its bread and water

I wish I could afford a new nicad battery pack and a O.S 2stroke engine
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 06, 2010, 10:05:44 am
granted, you have just have to sell your car to get them.

I wish class will be interesting today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 06, 2010, 10:07:01 am
Granted its a autospy using you as the subject

I wish dinner would hurry up and cook
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 06, 2010, 07:29:33 pm
granted, but it also hurries up and burns.

I wish for some lucky charms
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 07, 2010, 09:36:26 am
Granted but they are defective and bring you 50 years back luck

I wish I could sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Zweihander on October 07, 2010, 09:41:39 am
Granted, but you're now in a coma and will never wake up.

I wish I didn't suck at my favorite video games.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 07, 2010, 10:39:30 am
Granted but now they are not your favorite games

I wish this dizziness would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on October 07, 2010, 11:32:15 am
Instead your bestestest friend goes away and never comes back. Well, okay, maybe after a while. But by then you've most likely grown distant from each other and can't connect the way you used to. Tragic.

I wish blue.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 07, 2010, 12:14:36 pm
Granted but its a siclkly pale blue and  you get bored of it quickly

I wish my parents where more computer literate so I dont lose my temper trying to sort thier mess out
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 07, 2010, 01:38:05 pm
granted, but they ask for your help with excruciatingly complex problems that are actually very simple for them just to laugh at their son's failure.

I wish the new corrupters will stay
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 08, 2010, 10:29:08 am
Granted but you have now caused the human race to leave Earth for a never ending journey into deepest space

I wish for a long lie in bed tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 08, 2010, 11:27:49 am
granted, you wake up with a fractured spine, and get to lie in bed for the rest of your life.

I wish my friend will be up for Japanese food tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: wam9000 on October 10, 2010, 03:13:02 pm
granted, but all the sushi shops are closed.

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 11, 2010, 02:30:22 pm
granted, but you find out what you are actually made of and proceedingly hang yourself.

I wish my assignment was online.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 12, 2010, 12:46:50 pm
Granted but you are unable to get onto the internet anywhere

I wish my job interview goes well tommorrow

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 12, 2010, 03:46:33 pm
granted, but the company goes belly up and cant hire you.

I wish i knew what to do for her birthday
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 13, 2010, 04:42:36 am
Granted but its doing a tandem parachute jump and you are scared of flying


I wish I could get a decent cheese burger for lunch around here with out going to the local "Golden Arches"
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 13, 2010, 09:30:24 am
granted, but its just a McDonalds cheese burger sold at a convenience store for 1$ more

i wish i knew which locker was hers
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 13, 2010, 11:09:49 am
Granted but she has boby trapped it set to go off if any one tries to break in

I wish This cold would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 13, 2010, 12:15:44 pm
Granted,  your cold is gone and you feel great.  so great in fact that you decide to go out for a walk around the town where you run into an old highschool friend who you instantanously fall in love with.  three weeks later you get married in edinbourough cathedral in a gigantic wedding with all your friends and family.  one year later you have your first child, a small blue eyed boy who you name Jonathan, and affectionately call Johnsie.  After Johnsie is six months old, you and your wife move up to the quaint town of killin and settle down in a beautiful house with a great back yard,  so great in fact that you decide to get a dog once John is 2. 
   After some very slight disagreements(the closest thing that you and your wonderful wife have ever had to a fight) you decide on a 2 month old skye terrier named angus, who just happens to be the cutest darn puppy you have ever seen.  Angus and John get along amazingly well as they run through the fields of heather by your house.  While you sit on your back balcony with your beautiful bride watching your son and dog frolic in the fields, you see that familiar glint in her eye.  2 hours of passionate love making later you wife is pregnant again and 9 months later she gives birth to a beautiful little girl whom you name 'Brawnwynn' from the old Gaelic. 
     Years later, after retiring from your lucrative career as the mayor of killin, after your two kids are graduated from college and have gone on to become a doctor(john) and a computer software CEO(Brawnwynn) you find out that Angus, who by now is quite an old dog, is on his last legs.  You and your wife buy a cottage on the isle of skye and live there for 2 months with Angus as you stay with him during the last few days of his life.  on the crest of autumn, you wake to find Angus peacefully resting on his favourite bed on the front porch, never to wake again.  You invite your children up to the cottage and  hold a funeral for Angus, you have an entire garden of heather (the kind he used to run through so joyfully with your children) planted and his grave adorned with flowers of all kinds behind the cottage, overlooking the great ocean.  you had lost one of the best friends you have ever had in your life but at least you know that he died happy.
    After moving back to killin, you and your wife continue to live happily until she finally dies of old age, but before she goes, she tells you that meeting you, on that fateful day, was the most important thing that ever happened to her, and she loves you.  a month later, you are in the hospital for complications with your heart,  after all you are 103 years old.  as your children hold your hands as you lie on your death bed, a smile crosses your lips for the last time as you slip sofltly into the afterlife...



Then you wake up, and realize that it was all a delusion from the typhoid fever that set in immediately after your cold was wished away.

(yeah i was bored.)


I wish that i could be productive.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 13, 2010, 02:09:04 pm
(how could you do that do me?..................I hate effing terriers that was aweful lol)


Granted but you produce nothing of value

I wish I could own another daft short hair Border Collie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 13, 2010, 07:41:09 pm
Granted, but it gets eaten by a terrier

I wish the paper i have to read wasnt so dry
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 14, 2010, 02:55:52 am
Granted it is soaking wet making it impossible to read (that was obvious)


I wish I was fit enough to finish off the two mountains on Skye
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 14, 2010, 02:22:07 pm
granted, but as soon as you arive on skye, you are mauled by terriers who bite off your heels and cause you to never to be able to hike again.

I wish I had a skye terrier
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 14, 2010, 04:09:58 pm
Granted but its one of the attack Terriers whom ate my Border Collie and it ends up eating you for breakfast

I wish my sinisus would clear
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 14, 2010, 04:52:07 pm
granted, they clear so hard that they are just dry holes in your skull now that cause you immense pain

i wish i didnt feel like falling asleep every time i pick up this article i have to read.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 15, 2010, 08:55:17 am
Granted you are now wide awake and so full of energy that you start to annoy every one and they eventually end up killing you by making you watch Desperate Housewives.


I wish I was not "That Guy" who has to get things done.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 15, 2010, 09:50:38 am
granted, you are now 'that girl' who has to get things done.

I wish i didnt have to get up at 4:30 this morning.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 15, 2010, 02:58:45 pm
Granted you now have to get up a 0330 but end up sleeping in missing out on some thing important and ruin it for everyone else

I wish there was not so many shopping channels
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 15, 2010, 04:17:11 pm
granted, now you have only 3 channels and they are all shopping

i wish i didnt have such terrible people skills when im tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 16, 2010, 03:07:40 am
Granted you now have no people skills

I wish I could find out where this Macafee/Norton anti virus programme was hiding on my laptop
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 16, 2010, 10:48:47 am
granted, its in your sys32 file, and when trying to remove it you accidentially remove a bios critical file, turning your comp into a paperweight.

I wish i liked swiming
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 16, 2010, 12:19:06 pm
Granted the first time you go swimming for months you end up sinking like a anchor, unable to surface you drown struggling on the bottom of the pool only 7 feet under the surface.

I wish I had enough room on my laptop's hard drive to install and run all my Micro Shite Flight sim addons
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 16, 2010, 12:40:11 pm
granted, but they are incompatible with your graphics card.

I wish i wasn't so mopey
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 16, 2010, 12:43:38 pm
Granted you are now dopey the seventh dwarf

I wish there was a good film on tv tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 16, 2010, 02:33:38 pm
granted, but your tv breaks just as the opening title of hunt for red october comes up.

i wish i knew where all the forumites were
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 16, 2010, 03:09:15 pm
Granted we are at a huge gathering but we forgot to tell you and I'm just off to join them


I wish there was a forumite gathering
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 16, 2010, 03:38:29 pm
granted, but your not invited

i wish i could catch this mouse
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 17, 2010, 08:37:54 am
Granted but you end up catcing a mutated form of the plague from it (I know it was from rat fleas thats why its mutated)

I wish I had a job down at IWM Duxford
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 17, 2010, 11:28:35 am
granted, 2$ an hour to scrub floors

i wish i didn't fuck up so bad last night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 17, 2010, 01:09:27 pm
Granted you now fuck up all the time

I wish I had not snatched at my model Vulcan as it slipped off the top of my tv

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 17, 2010, 07:18:48 pm
granted, it fell and shattered into a million pieces... so violent was the shattering that you are left blind with shrapnel in your eyes.

I wish i could feel like eating something.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 18, 2010, 03:28:06 am
Granted but its coal and you eventually die from too much carbon intake

I wish for snow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 18, 2010, 12:45:58 pm
granted,  1 flake that melts immediatly upon touching the ground.

I wish i will get my assignment back today.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 18, 2010, 12:59:03 pm
Granted you have failed it and the re-do test has nothing to do with the class subject: "The rise and fall of the Weimar Republic and apesment in the 1920's-30'd discuss" you have two days to get it done and handed in.


I wish I could find the remote control for the DVD player in my room
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 18, 2010, 01:37:47 pm
granted, but you have lost the player.

i wish i didnt feel so bad right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 18, 2010, 02:22:45 pm
Granted you feel gutted..................since Emp has just used you for his bayonet practice


I wish I could get photos of all the R/C planes flown/had.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 18, 2010, 07:44:03 pm
granted, but you are sufflocated under the gigantic pile of photos from every rc plane had by anyone ever.

i wish my laptop battery was charged
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 19, 2010, 08:13:39 am
Granted but it soon explodes covering everything in battery acid since you used a 12v car battery dissolving everything in reach.


I wish this crick in my neck would vanish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 19, 2010, 09:38:17 am
granted, you can no longer feel the crick in your neck... or your legs... or anything below your chin for that matter.

I wish it was thursday already... this week is too slow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 19, 2010, 10:56:44 am
Granted but you end up missing the most fantastic sex your lover would ever give you during wednesday


I wish the local prosecutor would change his mind and bring the wankers who broke into and vandalised the club shed to court and get them sent to prison for what they did.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 19, 2010, 11:30:47 am
granted, but they are sent escape within a week and torch the club shed and all the planes they can find.

I wish i will like soy cheese
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 19, 2010, 11:45:36 am
Granted but you find out you are allergic to it and come out in great big blotches

I wish for the next Top Gun movie to be a lot better than the first
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 19, 2010, 03:45:49 pm
granted but its acted by the cast of sex and the city.
(also they are making another top gun?!?)

I wish i would stop eating these spitz
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 19, 2010, 03:51:52 pm
(so they say http://robotceleb.com/news/23882-10162010-top-gun-2-tom-cruise-sequel.html)

Granted you start eating your toe nails instead

I wish I could get rid of these spots on the back of my neck
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 19, 2010, 06:00:11 pm
granted, you now have bulbous growths on your neck

i wish the lasagna will be good
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 20, 2010, 03:46:23 am
Granted but the dish is so hot when you take it out of the oven it burns your hands through your oven gloves and you end up dropping it and spilling it all over the floor where your attack Terrier starts eating it.

I wish I could find my infra red mouse
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 20, 2010, 09:34:43 am
granted, but it has deteriorated to infragreen and no longer works

i wish i had remembered the vestibular organs during my exam.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 20, 2010, 03:56:46 pm
Granted but the question is not asked in your exam papers

I wish not to wake up with a hang over tommorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 20, 2010, 04:04:52 pm
granted, you are so hungover that you dont actually wake up, and miss the entire day.

I wish that she wont drink on halloween
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 20, 2010, 04:06:32 pm
granted she now drinks every day

I wish the room would stop spinning
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 20, 2010, 04:07:58 pm
granted, it starts tumbling

i wish LCS wasn't so convoluted and time consuming
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on October 21, 2010, 06:47:47 pm
Whatever that is happens, but you lost the Game. :P

I wish for a date to the Winter Formal.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 21, 2010, 07:01:02 pm
granted, a beautiful 7 foot tall 300 pound man from the texas penal system accompanies you to the winter formal,  you cant walk straight until the spring formal, but at least you had fun dancing, and you looked great in that slave dress.

i wish i was allowed to make a model of the middle ear instead of a diagram.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 22, 2010, 03:24:11 am
Granted but you get beaten up by the princaple for being a smart arse and making everyone else look bad.

I wish I could get some more room for a better building board/painting area for all these models I have still to build
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 22, 2010, 08:24:25 am
granted, but you sell all your models to afford it.

I wish she would give me any reason at all.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 23, 2010, 10:28:26 am
Granted but the reason she gives is why she decided to nuke down town Montreal

I wish the eye drops the opticion out in would hurry up and disapate
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 23, 2010, 10:52:32 am
granted, but they take your corneas with them.

i wish going to vancouver didn't take up my whole day.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 23, 2010, 02:24:22 pm
Granted you dont go at all

I wish I could find my finger less gloves
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 23, 2010, 02:29:38 pm
(that would be great ;D)

Granted, but now you cant find your fingers.

i wish that i will win the HoN tournament with my brother tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 23, 2010, 02:36:58 pm
Granted but the final challenge is you have to fight your brother, he defeats you by using a freeze spell and hacks off your character's head in one move.

I wish for steak
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: wam9000 on October 23, 2010, 04:21:57 pm
Granted. You get a stake through the heart.
I wish I were sexy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 23, 2010, 09:06:39 pm
granted, you are so sexy in fact that you have a huge fan base of beautiful women... unfortunately you are killed by a particularly jeleous stalker when you wink at one of your fans.

I wish my sister wasn't so grumpy
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 24, 2010, 03:46:21 am
Granted she is now annoyingly cheerful and drives you so mad you end up killing her and the rest of your family

I wish a new series of scrapheap challenge was made but based around the old format.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 24, 2010, 01:55:38 pm
granted, but its not aired in the uk

i wish i had more time today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 24, 2010, 02:28:08 pm
Granted you now have all the time in the world since you have been locked up in a lunatic assylum

I wish I had not broken my good pair of head phones
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 24, 2010, 06:24:16 pm
granted, you broke your good pair of legs instead

i wish the HoN tournament wont take forever
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 25, 2010, 09:19:34 am
(I dont have a good pair of legs anyway  :-\ )

Granted you have got beaten in the first round and are banned for life

I wish I had Irn Bru (soda)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 25, 2010, 11:04:44 am
granted, but you break the tab off the can and cannot open it.

i wish my parcel will be at the door when i go to check.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 25, 2010, 02:18:47 pm
Granted but its a bag of dog crap set on fire by the local kids

I wish I could find my thick socks......my feet are cold for some reason  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 25, 2010, 02:43:49 pm
granted, but they are so thick that they cut off the circulation to your feet and cause them to become even colder.

i wish everyone will be able to make it tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 29, 2010, 03:22:31 am
Granted but you cant since you are called out of town

I wish for summer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 29, 2010, 08:20:59 am
granted, but you were stranded on an island at the bottom of south america to get it.

I wish the TA's class will be interesting and understandable.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 29, 2010, 09:08:27 am
Granted the Territorial Army (TA get it) PE lessons given by the Training Staff at Redford Barracks was in typical military talk: short, clear, loud and done outdoors in the wind,rain and mud.

I wish I had some ideas what paints to use for the detailing on my Soul Grinder
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 29, 2010, 09:38:41 am
granted, but you choose lead based paint with an asbestos mixin and end up getting multiple types of cancer

i wish that my model will not break when i bring it home in my pack.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 29, 2010, 02:01:55 pm
Granted but you suffer multiple fractures when you trip over a man hole cover.

I wish I ould go on a ghost hunt with TAPS.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 29, 2010, 06:55:38 pm
granted, but it turns out that a ghost is hunting you... noone ever saw the ghost hunting team again... only their video camera was found... and exploited by hollywood studios.

I wish that my brother will spend some of his first paycheck on HoN
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 30, 2010, 02:28:40 am
Granted but he uses it on his other profile which he and a friend has set up  (with which they eventually win and conquer HoN) leaving you out.

I wish my police disclosure would hurry up and clear so I can get started at my new workplace.

 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 30, 2010, 02:24:56 pm
granted, but it comes back with fabricated information about your lewd habits with parakeets and you are denied the job

i wish when i get to megans house everyone wont be completely drunk.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 30, 2010, 04:14:46 pm
Granted but in your nervous state you get drunk due to a bottle of Rum you found in the cupboards in the kitchen and end up throwing up completly missing the toilet by throwing up in Megans living room in front of all your friends.

I wish I did not have those gralic and herb soft cheese muffins topped off with salami for lunch today

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on October 30, 2010, 05:01:37 pm
granted, you had rat soup instead

i wish my knees were not so cold...(why the hell are my knees cold?!)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on November 06, 2010, 01:09:17 am
granted you've been set on fire.


i wish my grandma hadn't died so soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on November 06, 2010, 11:05:48 am
Granted, she kept living, but the rest of your extended family died instead.

I wish CoD didn't come out on my lovers birthday every year.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on November 06, 2010, 01:27:51 pm
Granted she has left you since you keep on insisting on spending her birthday out side the local shop waiting to get a copy

I wish I could own a X-box so I can have the Call Of Duty series
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on November 06, 2010, 02:29:16 pm
granted you can now own one, but the price in scotland is about the same as a house... and games are now region locked for scotland, as a seperate area to europe.

i wish that i wont fail my classes because of playing black ops too much
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 21, 2011, 01:53:13 am
granted, but instead i play ninja blade for 8 consecutive hours instead of writing a paper.

I wish this thread will become active again, as it is much my favourite.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 21, 2011, 08:11:31 am
Granted but now the rest of the forum falls dead due to inactivity

I wish things go smoothly next week when the wargame club restarts

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 21, 2011, 10:59:31 am
granted, but the floor is just a little too smooth and causes you to slip over and crack your skull open like an egg as your brains spill over the floor. someone then pukes on your brains.

i wish i could resist the temptation to go too far in this game
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 21, 2011, 11:22:25 am
granted, but everyone else does, and you feel left out.

i wish i get to "do the dishes"(euphemistic tone) tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 21, 2011, 03:15:10 pm
you do, but the apendage you use drops off
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 22, 2011, 08:14:20 am
Since you forgot to make a wish the cast of Flipside and Forumites turns up out side your door and throws Flipside bricks at you

I wish my operation goes well in two weeks time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 22, 2011, 08:32:23 am
it does, but then you get a superbug while recovering after the op

i wish i remembered to make a wish last time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 22, 2011, 12:47:32 pm
granted, but for making that wish, we still throw bricks at you.

i wish my brother would finish his game and play AoE II.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 22, 2011, 02:08:06 pm
granted, but just as he begins playing the world explodes and we all die

i wish i was a duck
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 22, 2011, 05:29:13 pm
granted, but you are the ugliest duckings uglier cousin, and you still are ugly when you grow up.

i wish the AI in AoEII was slightly more competent.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 22, 2011, 07:15:35 pm
granted, but it takes over the world skynet style

i wish my enthusiasm for new ideas lasted to the boring bit
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 23, 2011, 01:14:16 pm
granted, but you are so overenthusiastic, that when everyone else loses interest, you look like a nutcase.

I wish i didnt fall asleep while doing the readings for my class.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 23, 2011, 01:22:00 pm
Granted but you get distracted by a squirrel climbing a tree

I wish I could get this peanut out of my stumpy wisdom tooth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 23, 2011, 01:33:42 pm
granted, but then it gets lodged in your windpipe instead.

i wish my boss was not so bad at making schedules.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 23, 2011, 01:41:52 pm
Granted you get to make them up and everyone else starts to complain how you make a right balls up of them

I wish the weather would improve so I can get this engine tuned for my R/C models
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 23, 2011, 02:58:32 pm
granted, but the atmosphere burns off instead, so your last moments are spent burning and suffocating wondering why oh why did you have to make another wish in this thread

i wish my internet would load faster!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 23, 2011, 03:38:14 pm
Granted but a super computer virus spreads through out the net making it crash and no longer operable.


I wish this lethargic feeling would leave me
 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 23, 2011, 04:27:33 pm
granted, its replaced with so much energy that your head spontaneously combusts.

I wish that i will win my HoN tournament tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 24, 2011, 07:36:33 am
granted, you win by default because no one turns up.

i wish i could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 24, 2011, 11:49:32 am
granted, but you are shot down by remenant cold war automatic AA defenses.

i wish my professor was more technologically competent.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 24, 2011, 11:55:56 am
granted, but he builds a robot army to take over the world and uses them to kill you

i wish i had wiings
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 24, 2011, 12:08:30 pm
granted, but they are so large and cumbersome you cant fly or even walk.

i wish my waitress would stop flirting with these 2 guys and pay attention to the rest of her customers.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 24, 2011, 12:12:01 pm
granted, but she starts flirting with you, you hook up and she turns out to be a dude

i wish i had a soul
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 24, 2011, 12:17:55 pm
granted, but it is soon stolen by a camera.

i wish my friend was not such a troll.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 24, 2011, 02:34:36 pm
Granted he/she turns into your gimp

I wish I did not have to go into work for training tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 24, 2011, 03:40:38 pm
granted, you have to go into regular hours work till the end of the week, and then two days of unpaid 12 hour training over the weekend.

i wish this bus was faster
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 24, 2011, 03:45:16 pm
granted, but it's going in the wrog direction

i wish i had more imagination
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 24, 2011, 09:56:50 pm
granted, you have so much imagination that i takes over your concious mind and causes you to fall into a vegetative state.

i wish reading break was closer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 25, 2011, 02:35:26 am
granted, it's closer, but has allready happened

i wish my friend had replied to my message on facebook last night so i knew what time we where meeting up today
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 25, 2011, 11:25:38 am
Granted but thanks to the wondrous joys of Farcebook your friend has sent it to another person with the same name as you

I wish I had more Irn Bru
 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 25, 2011, 04:38:40 pm
granted, but it contains too much iron and you die of metal poisoning.

i wish my head did not hurt so much
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on January 26, 2011, 01:44:47 am
Granted it spontaneously swells up and explodes while you are sitting right in the middle of a class room covering everyone in brain matter,blood,skin and bone.

I wish my laptop would stop cheating and crashing when I'm winning against the AI in Company Of Heroes 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 26, 2011, 09:22:59 am
granted, but the AI is just plain good now and you cannot even come close to beating it now.

i wish my chapter summaries were not so boring.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on January 26, 2011, 09:47:17 am
granted, they are so interesting that you get hypnotised by them and cannot draw yourself away
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on January 26, 2011, 10:30:42 am
for not making a wish you are condemned to that special level of hell.

i wish i wasnt procrastinating right now
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: RyanAsquith on February 09, 2011, 11:48:39 pm
you can do nothing, because you cant stop.

I wish i had wittier com-backs.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 10, 2011, 03:25:46 am
Granted but they keep on getting you into trouble and long stays in hospital

I wish I could find parts in stock for my 5 Imperial Guard Sentinels
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 10, 2011, 10:00:58 am
granted, but all you can find are basic lazpistols

i wish that i wont fall asleep in this class.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Brekkjern on February 10, 2011, 12:48:17 pm
Granted, but you fall asleep by the wheel.

I wish i knew everything there is to know.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 10, 2011, 10:32:09 pm
granted, but you are driven insane by the fact that you know the exact time and date of your own death, and cannot handle the reality of your own mortality.

i wish that my research subject was avaliable more reliably.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 11, 2011, 09:22:48 am
granted, he is now able to kill you 9 till 5 mon to fri

i wish i wasn't bored
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 12, 2011, 12:37:27 pm
granted, you are now so interested in something that you forget to eat or drink and die within days.

i wish i had pudding
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 12, 2011, 05:29:43 pm
granted... it is poisoned

i wish i could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 13, 2011, 12:16:13 am
granted, but you fall to the same fate that the last person who wished to fly fell to.

i wish that i wont be super tired tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 13, 2011, 08:03:42 am
granted, because you sleep all day

i wish i could make an incorruptable wish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on February 13, 2011, 08:47:32 am
Granted, but sadly, you must go on a grand adventure to reach the required area.  You die on the way.

I wish that I could travel across the plains of reality.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 13, 2011, 09:46:45 am
granted, but you trip on a rock and split your skull open within minutes of starting your journey

i wish getting up on sundays was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 13, 2011, 12:16:19 pm
Granted but you now sleep in during the week and miss all your classes

I wish windows would stop sending out stupid updates and get their shit together and build a reasonable product that does not need updates that take up large amounts of disk space.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 13, 2011, 12:24:50 pm
granted, but the new windows 8 costs 1200 pounds for a single copy.

i wish this recording session will go well and i wont have to do another.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 13, 2011, 12:33:16 pm
Granted but it gets lost in transit.........................meaning you will have to do another


I wish for ice cream preferably strawberry cheese cake flavour.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on February 13, 2011, 02:10:29 pm
Your wish is my command...  Sadly, this ice-cream is the best you have ever tasted, and thus ruins you for life, as every other food item afterwards pales in comparison.  You end up committing suicide as you realize this.  At least you had the best ice-cream ever.

I wish for a Gespenst MK-2, and the skills to pilot it.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 13, 2011, 02:29:42 pm
Granted.....................but it's only a Radio Control model

I wish I had put in for more holiday time
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 13, 2011, 02:54:25 pm
granted, but you put in for an unreasonable amount and were fired as a result.

odd?
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 14, 2011, 02:52:59 am
granted, one strawbery cheesecake icecream wit added cyanide coming up

I wish trains wouldn't make so many weird noises while moving
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 14, 2011, 08:24:18 am
granted, they are so quiet that you are hit by one while crossing the tracks and not hearing it coming.

i wish i will get my assignment done on time.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on February 14, 2011, 11:04:40 am
Granted, you fail the assignment though.

I wish that our Universe would fuse with another more fantasy orientated one, without doing harm to either of it's residents, this being the Flipside forums... I wish our universe combines with Flipside! 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 14, 2011, 11:35:35 am
granted, but you are bloody mary's first meal.

i wish i could tell if this girl was hitting on me or actually just wants to be friends.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 14, 2011, 10:31:04 pm
granted, but that one kinda ruins itself, you lost all the fun and mystery!

i wish i didn't suddenly feel so shit
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 14, 2011, 11:30:55 pm
granted, you feel so shit over time instead of all at once.

i wish i knew if i wanted to do an honours.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 15, 2011, 06:37:47 am
Granted but the course codes gets mixed up with another course and you end up doing a honours degree on the technology of mid evil London sewers.

I wish these stitches would hurry up and dissolve 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 15, 2011, 10:45:18 am
granted, but your jaw then falls off because the stitches were the only things keeping it attached.

i wish I had a Kinect that i didnt have to pay for.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 15, 2011, 01:39:23 pm
granted, it conceals a bomb that wipes out half the planet, which detonates the first time you turn it on

i wish i wasn't feeling so damn jelous
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 15, 2011, 02:58:55 pm
Granted you now feel angry at missing out on the chance to gain what ever it is you where feeling jealous over


I wish my cunning plan works tomorrow night at my games club
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 15, 2011, 05:08:13 pm
granted, but you are disqualified for being too cunning and thrown out onto the street.

i wish people were actually playing brutal legend online
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 16, 2011, 08:07:52 pm
granted, they are playing it while sitting on power lines

i wish i had a decent sleep pattern
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 16, 2011, 10:23:32 pm
granted, you have the perfect pattern of sleeping for one hour and then being awake for one hour.

i wish it was next Wednesday already
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 17, 2011, 01:17:20 pm
granted, in order for it to be next wednesday, time has been speed up to such a great amount that the sun will go supernova in 30 seconds and a'll all die

i wish my tv wasn't flickering when being used as a monitor for my pc
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 17, 2011, 03:27:36 pm
Granted it fizzles out and stops working all together

I wish I never had those chips for dinner tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 17, 2011, 09:27:47 pm
granted you had rusty nails instead... and not the drink.

i wish i will remember the cookies tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on February 24, 2011, 05:30:43 pm
granted but someone already ate them

i wish i finished my taxes already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 25, 2011, 06:48:13 pm
granted, you no longer have any money and infact owe £123987590324758905723904875298.96 for various reasons

i wish
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on February 28, 2011, 01:29:59 am
granted your wish for nothing comes true leaving you all alone.

i wish i was getting more back on taxes
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 28, 2011, 09:15:44 am
granted, you get five dollars more back but have to pay twice as much.

i wish i can get this essay done on time.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 28, 2011, 10:29:27 am
granted, however you wrote it on the wrong topic

i wish absolutely nothing!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on February 28, 2011, 10:37:19 am
granted, the universe blinks out of existance.

i wish i could find more sources for my paper.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 01, 2011, 02:04:57 am
granted but you don't need them anymore cuz there's no universe.

i wish i didn't have work tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on March 01, 2011, 03:11:41 am
granted, it dissapeared along with the rest of the universe, but not before you got layed off.

i wish i will get a good nights sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on March 01, 2011, 03:42:38 am
Granted but this is the only night you get a good nights rest for you develop chronic insomnia and lose the ability to rest.

I wish my Norse Blood Bowl team would hurry up and arrive.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on March 01, 2011, 12:24:39 pm
granted, but they bowl you over when they arrive, and break every bone in your body.

i wish i can get the books i want out of the library easily.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on March 01, 2011, 12:26:36 pm
granted, you can take them out, easily but all late fees are paid in the form of severed limbs and you are a week late in returning them
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on March 01, 2011, 03:53:51 pm
Since you have forgotten to make a wish you have inherited the entire world's debt

I wish I could get this raspberry seed out from in between my teeth
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on March 01, 2011, 03:56:39 pm
granted, your teeth all fall out, and since they are free to move apart now the seed is easy to remove

i wish it was easier to get to my apprenticeship
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on March 01, 2011, 04:00:22 pm
Once again since you have forgotten to make a wish your house gets buried under few hundred tons worth of lava..............even though you live no where near a active volcano


I wish I have a easy time at work tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on March 01, 2011, 07:23:40 pm
granted, but only because you have been layed off.

i wish i didnt have to do physics.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 04, 2011, 12:20:37 am
granted the laws of physics no longer apply to you.

i wish my tummy would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on March 04, 2011, 12:44:11 am
granted, you can no longer feel it hurting as it has been removed from your body and you wake up in a tub of ice.

i wish i will be able to make it to the next HoN tournament.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on March 04, 2011, 02:44:24 pm
Once again since you have forgotten to make a wish your house gets buried under few hundred tons worth of lava..............even though you live no where near a active volcano


I wish I have a easy time at work tomorrow
i did make a wish, i wished it was easier to get to my apprenticeship

granted, you are kicked out.

i wish Scots weren't so easy to take the piss out of, especially when they so drunk they can't read
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on March 11, 2011, 12:28:23 pm
granted, but now your entire family is pissed off by everything you say.

i wish my prof would give back our papers already, i want to how bad i failed.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Sister Aluicious on March 12, 2011, 12:27:53 am
granted  it blows up in your hands when you see the 0 on it you end up in the hospital and fail the whole class cuz you are out sick too manny days. You must reapeat the class.

I wish i hadn't slipped on soapy water and fell at work tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on March 14, 2011, 08:34:41 am
granted, you slipped and fell on your own blood after cutting off one of your hands.

i wish weekends were longer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 24, 2011, 11:58:46 am
Granted. They ae 365 days longer and you starve withou paychecks to buy food with.

I wish this thread was revived.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 24, 2011, 12:08:38 pm
Granted, but you have to deal with me and my horrible corruptions now.

I wish for a doubloon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 24, 2011, 12:11:53 pm
Granted but I have no idea what that is so you get a rapidly melting ice cream cone instead.

I wish I had a job at Duxford airfield working on the old aircraft.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 24, 2011, 12:18:18 pm
Granted, but you hav to pay them, instead of the other way around.

I wish for a portal gun.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 24, 2011, 12:22:06 pm
and to me that would be a bad thing?  ;D :P


Granted but it takes you to a post nuclear apocalypse world to a spot 200 fathoms under water where you implode the instant you walk through the portal due to the immense water pressure.

I wish this raspberry seed would get out of my back tooth.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 24, 2011, 12:26:45 pm
Granted. It is replaced with buckets of hot lava.

I wish for a secret lair.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 24, 2011, 12:28:21 pm
Granted. It's only a secret o one person.

I wish for another pair of arms.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 24, 2011, 12:35:15 pm
Granted. They didn't taste very good.

I wish for pharmaceuticals.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on July 24, 2011, 12:36:21 pm
granted, but they are placebos

i wish i didnt have to get up to turn on my computer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 24, 2011, 12:37:28 pm
(i was hoping for that kindof corruption)

Granted. It will never turn on again.

I wish for webcomic references
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on July 24, 2011, 12:43:00 pm
granted, but they are not funny at all, and are just tiresome.

i wish my brother would finish his game
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 24, 2011, 12:50:22 pm
Granted, but it will take decades.

I wish for pi
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: L0g0s on July 24, 2011, 03:22:11 pm
Granted, you have Pi!

But all the formulas you encounter from now on are written using Tau.


I wish the weather would cool off for a little while. 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 24, 2011, 03:24:27 pm
Granted you now live in the Polar ice cap but without any survival gear and only wearing a Bermuda shirt,shorts and sandals.


I wish I could win a game of Blood Bowl.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 24, 2011, 03:46:49 pm
Granted. It is now so incredibly easy, there is no joy from playing.

I wish for nachos.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 24, 2011, 05:30:54 pm
Granted. Crispo kills you in a death match for them.

I wish for Faygo
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 24, 2011, 05:57:41 pm
Granted. Gamzee kills you in a brutal slaughter for them.

I wish for chicken.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on July 25, 2011, 08:22:46 am
granted, but its a rooster, and it slices your hamstrings and then pecks out your eyes.

i wish my class was over already
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 25, 2011, 08:49:43 am
Granted. The entire school is shut down and you wasted your money because you can't get a degree.

I wish for slime pie.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 25, 2011, 02:34:45 pm
It rusts your think pan, and you lose your sanity.

I wish for red chalk.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 26, 2011, 07:41:27 am
granted. it's suspended in a crate in the middle of the antarctic circle, and you have no idea where it is.

I wish for my teeth to STOP HURTING!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 26, 2011, 03:39:01 pm
They stop existing too.

I wish I cou1d t41k 1ik3 this in r341 1if3.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 26, 2011, 03:44:39 pm
Granted but since no one understands you, you end up getting ignored and spent the rest of your miserable life holed up in a bricked up house as a hermit.

I wish my next batch of vacation time gets approved. 
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 26, 2011, 04:14:40 pm
Granted, but you have to spend it stuck in an elevator.

I wish I could visit the worlds of all the webcomics I read.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 27, 2011, 12:57:57 am
Granted, but when you get to flipside, you end up getting eaten by bloody mary...
 
I wish my models would paint eachother
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 27, 2011, 02:02:01 am
Granted, but the paint is made of acid.

I wish for a good song.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 27, 2011, 02:50:26 am
Granted but you lose your all of your senses.

I wish for a well done sirloin  steak sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 27, 2011, 02:58:43 am
Granted, but you drop it in dirt.

I wish for a bucket.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 27, 2011, 10:35:08 am
Granted, you forgot to hide it when all your friends came to visit. :o

I wish for more beer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 27, 2011, 12:53:11 pm
Granted. You are forced to drink beer until it kills you.

I wish for coffee.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 28, 2011, 07:11:12 am
granted. it sucks.

I wish for the Dead Superheroes Orchestra
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 28, 2011, 10:21:20 am
Granted but they can't play....................because they are dead.

I wish I could find time to finish off my Radio Controlled Mosquito.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 28, 2011, 04:49:03 pm
Granted. You find the time, but waste it on something else anyway.

I wish for a dragon
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 29, 2011, 06:54:47 am
Granted. Emp_Dragon burns you.

I wish for someone to stab me under my arms.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 29, 2011, 07:02:37 am
Granted. You have your arms crossed at the time...

I wish for Mika
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 29, 2011, 07:10:33 am
Granted. 'Mika' breaks up the band.

I wish for a new Miyazaki film.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 29, 2011, 07:12:34 am
Granted. It's in the works already, stupid.

I wish to meet a troll and not die or get injured.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on July 29, 2011, 08:51:43 am
Granted you just have to look in the mirror..................then you die of the shock


I wish some of these keys would work and stop sticking.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 29, 2011, 11:37:15 am
Granted. They work once, then explode instead of stick. Type wisely.

I wish for Lemonade.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on July 30, 2011, 04:19:28 pm
granted, you now have lemonaids.

i wish my computer parts would have got here yesterday
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 30, 2011, 04:44:29 pm
Granted. They were shot out of a powerful cannon to get there faster.

I wish for a cool superpower
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on July 30, 2011, 07:01:06 pm
Granted. Your power is to shoot red hot bear-traps out of your hands. You're still no match for a sneaky mugger with a gun though.

I wish for a NEW (completely new) Miyazaki film.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on July 30, 2011, 10:53:47 pm
Granted. Despite the laws of the universe, it somehow sucks.

I wish for a Dr. Horrible sequel (that is awesome)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 01, 2011, 02:30:44 pm
Granted. All the actors changed!!! (http://bradster.ws/pics/anigifs/QB03-02.gif)

I wish for pepperoni
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 01, 2011, 02:31:23 pm
granted, it is made from your left arm however.

i wish my game did not just crash
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 01, 2011, 03:45:04 pm
Granted. It vanished instead.

I wish for a source of awesome anime gifs.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 02, 2011, 02:31:35 am
Granted but as soon as you try to post them some where else your computer gets infected with a virus and shuts it down unable to restart or recover.

I wish this nettle sting would hurry up and go down.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 02, 2011, 07:46:23 am
Granted, but you get a hundred more.

I wish for tea.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 03, 2011, 12:38:45 am
Granted, but the plant was cultivated by the tender love of father Nurgle himself...
And as you sip the cuppa you feel yourself transforming into something unspeakable!
 
I wish for the weekend to be here sooner
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 03, 2011, 02:41:17 am
Granted. The days of the week are renamed and the weekend is shifted back a day. Nothing in your schedule actually changes.

I wish there were more good games like Chrono Cross.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 03, 2011, 03:17:56 pm
Granted. They cost 500 dollars an hour to play online, and it can't be played anywhere else.

I wish for food.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 03, 2011, 10:47:48 pm
Granted, but now you have the Midas touch.

I wish for Frosted, shredded wheat cereal.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 04, 2011, 08:05:00 am
How is Midas touch bad? You just have to touch again to undo the effects... duh. 'The House of Mystery' said so!

Granted. You get Frosted, shredded wheat cereal. (gross)

I wish people shared my ideals on food.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 04, 2011, 12:52:44 pm
Granted. These people are everybody you hate.

I wish my 2nd younger brother was less weird.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 05, 2011, 05:46:07 am
Granted, he's even more annoyingly smug now.

I wish to find an awesome AMV
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 05, 2011, 08:04:21 am
Granted, but it won't load.

I wish for a piano.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 05, 2011, 07:59:30 pm
Granted. It's FREE! But shipping costs are over $6,000.

I wish for pain relief
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 06, 2011, 01:15:19 am
Granted, but you are constantly on fire.

I wish for Egypt.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 07, 2011, 02:38:38 pm
Granted. It falls on you.

I wish for you to never get someone else to corrupt that wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 07, 2011, 06:52:19 pm
Granted. Instead, they allow me to simply own Egypt, and all is well for me. Meanwhile, your wishes are double corrupted, to balance it out.

I wish I glowed in the dark.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 08, 2011, 12:14:44 am
granted but now you are kept in a high security maximum prison because your radioactivity is so high you endanger everything you touch.

I wish I had a new apartment already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 08, 2011, 06:34:49 am
Granted. It is on fire.

I wish for a glass eye.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 08, 2011, 08:35:16 pm
Granted. It shatters in your head cavity.

I wish I had perfect aim.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 09, 2011, 08:23:25 am
Granted, but only when you are aiming for yourself.

I wish for a snow globe.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 09, 2011, 05:38:20 pm
granted, but you drop it on your big toe, causing immense amounts of pain.

i wish i was not so good at procrastinating
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 09, 2011, 08:52:11 pm
Granted. You're even better.

I wish for cherry flavored gelatin.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 09, 2011, 09:28:59 pm
Granted, but it turns out you are allergic to the artificial flavouring and choke on it.
 
I wish my left thumb wouldn't hurt so much...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on August 10, 2011, 12:35:16 am
granted now your big toe hurts instead cuz sushi stomped on it.


(i actually know someone who moved to an apartment and a month later it set on fire. :'( )

i wish the new apartment doesn't set on fire
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 10, 2011, 12:39:17 am
granted, but the apartment above yours falls down crushing everything inside.

i wish i can get both my assignments done tomorrow morning before class(yay procrastination!)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 10, 2011, 09:07:35 am
Granted. You can... but don't.

I wish Neila a happy birthday
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 10, 2011, 03:41:39 pm
Granted, but you have a terrible day.

I wish Neila a fantastic birthday.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Pwncho on August 11, 2011, 02:31:26 am
granted, but her version of a fantastic birthday involves the apocolypse and the earth is torn asunder.

i wish i was not so addicted to SC2 squad defense
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 11, 2011, 12:47:44 pm
Granted. You're addicted to murder instead.

I wish for teleportation powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 11, 2011, 05:50:21 pm
Granted You can only teleport things into your nose.

I wish I had better teleportation powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 11, 2011, 08:00:20 pm
Granted. You can only teleport things into either your nose or your eyes. The fact that there's a choice is what makes it better.

I wish form the ability to breathe fire (and not get hurt by doing so).
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 12, 2011, 01:05:25 am
Granted but you choke to death on the fumes from the fire extinguishers the fire brigade use to put out your breath.


I wish for some anti-acid tablets for my stomach.  That Mexican meal I had last night is not agreeing with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 12, 2011, 08:19:59 am
Granted. They prevent your stomach from ever producing acid again. It isn't very pleasant.

I wish for the best chicken wings in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 12, 2011, 12:28:15 pm
Granted. They're technically basilisk wings, and you have to get them form the creature while it's alive.

I wish for understanding.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 12, 2011, 01:33:12 pm
Granted but you are out when it gets delivered and is taken back to the warehouse to be studied by top men.


I wish I could find a good cheat for Mech Commander2.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 12, 2011, 07:24:33 pm
Granted. In fact, it's so good, it does absolutely everything for you. No need to play anymore.

I wish for a hat that will grant me magical powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 13, 2011, 12:56:04 am
Granted, but it's the crown of sorcery, imbued with part of the soul of an undead liche king that slowly starts to take over your mind and body leaving your soul a helpless spectator.
 
I wish for a suitable virgin to sacrifice to chaos undivided:P
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 13, 2011, 08:16:27 am
Granted. You are sacrificed. (OOH! BUUUUURN!)

I wish for lime
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 13, 2011, 09:14:56 am
Granted, but you have to eat it with a coconut. A rotten coconut. Also, the lime is rotten, too.

I wish for this wish to be granted with something I will be satisfied with.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 13, 2011, 12:00:41 pm
Granted but its to be eaten by a Great White Shark

I wish I had not screwed up that last mission on  Mech Commander 2.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 13, 2011, 03:23:59 pm
Granted. Every single other mission goes horribly wrong, instead.

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on August 14, 2011, 10:35:20 am
Granted. With the same intentions in mind, you instead get chocolate 'clake.'

I wish for ladles of jello
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on August 14, 2011, 12:46:25 pm
Granted. They don't function very well, and ruin your soup.

I wish for a pet roombadillo.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 10, 2011, 02:09:07 pm
Granted. I get a pet Armadroid it crushes your roombadillo.

I wish for less chocolate to exist in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 10, 2011, 05:18:45 pm
Granted, because you are forced to eat it... Lucky.

I wish for oh, so much more chocolate in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: phillip1882 on September 10, 2011, 06:22:38 pm
granted. but its all abhorrently expensive.

i wish i knew how to cast spells that work.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 10, 2011, 08:44:17 pm
Granted, but to cast spells you have to pour your own blood... all of it.

I wish that the statement "this statement is false" to be true.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 11, 2011, 08:24:18 am
Granted. It is false.

I wish for watermelon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 11, 2011, 08:46:15 am
Granted but its full of water.

I wish this weather would clear so I could go out and work on my mountain bike.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 11, 2011, 12:13:54 pm
Granted, but you're on fire.

I wish for a deck of marked cards.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 11, 2011, 02:28:28 pm
Granted. Everyone knows when you cheat now. Stupid wish.

I wish for the ability to cheat without ever getting caught.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 11, 2011, 03:10:38 pm
Granted but you win so much every one stops wanting to take you on.


I wish this green stuff I'm coughing up due to my head cold would disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 11, 2011, 06:45:54 pm
Turns out it was your life essence. Granted.

I wish for tapioca.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 12, 2011, 12:39:59 am
Granted. You get so much, that you get intoxicated with prussic acid.

I wish to learn japanesse.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 12, 2011, 05:04:09 am
Granted. No one else speaks japanesse. Plenty of people speak Japanese however.

I wish for food. I'm HUNGRY!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 12, 2011, 08:22:10 am
Granted. A cow falls from the sky on your head. Plenty of meat for you!

I wish for my geforce 450 gts to be here already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 12, 2011, 11:50:18 pm
Granted, but as you prepare to install it, you are overwhelmed by cuddly, dusty kittens that rub themselves on you so the static they generate fries the graphics card and the dust chokes the motherboard into overheating when you try starting it all up. 
I wish I get hold of a signed hard-cover copy of 'Aurelian' without having to kill anyone...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 13, 2011, 12:41:00 am
Granted, but somebody else comes and kills you to get it.

I wish coffee wouldn't make me feel sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 13, 2011, 01:48:58 am
Granted. It kills you instantly instead.

I wish for my ideal job.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 13, 2011, 04:38:50 am
Granted, you are now a lobotomized then posessed autoloader servitor on a chaos warhound scout titan... A plastic one XD
 
I wish my belly would stop aching.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 13, 2011, 04:50:36 am
Granted your appendix has just exploded rupturing your stomach lining causing stomach acid to dissolve you from the inside.


I wish for a steak pie for lunch.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 13, 2011, 06:00:15 am
Granted. It's raw, though.

I wish for a bucket.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 13, 2011, 03:48:43 pm
you're sick!

I wish for dancing gifs
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 13, 2011, 04:23:24 pm
Granted. You forget where on the internet they are.

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/354/4/6/wh4t_now___dancing_terezi_by_mcknackus_theoneth-d35beua.gif)

I wish for fealty.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 14, 2011, 01:44:33 pm
I don't need to remember. You just gave me a perfect one.

Granted. You are now my servant forever.

I wish for all things
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 14, 2011, 02:22:41 pm
Granted. Though, you also get all of the diseases known, and some we still don't know.

I wish that my muscles would be like they were on Monday, before tiring them to the point of aching. snif snif
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 14, 2011, 04:12:30 pm
Granted. Your muscles from Monday are bloodily ripped from the past and replace the ones you now have. The past bloodiness also has some bad side effects that catch up with you in the present.

I wish for tomato soup.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 14, 2011, 04:14:32 pm
Granted but you can not find a can opener no matter where you go.

I wish I can win a game of Warhammer 40K!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 14, 2011, 04:18:55 pm
Granted. You then proceed to lose everything else.

I wish for a pet ferret.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 14, 2011, 04:20:33 pm
Granted, it then runs up your trouser leg and castrates you making you bleed to death,

I wish Scotland to get to the final of the Rugby World Cup.....................AND WIN!!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 14, 2011, 04:22:43 pm
Granted. They win, but are all kicked out for performance enhancing drugs, because it is the only way it could have happened. :P

I wish I knew less about Rugby than I do now.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 14, 2011, 04:24:27 pm
Granted you now know nothing at all after having your frontal lobes removed and left a drooling idiot.

I wish this dam small fly would curl up and die since its annoying me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 14, 2011, 04:26:04 pm
Granted. You are the fly. It's you.

I wish for bubble tea.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 15, 2011, 08:59:19 am
Granted. it was made with rotton fruit and rancid milk. it is gross.

I wish for stating of facts.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 15, 2011, 09:49:52 am
Granted. You are unwarrantedly weird.

I wish for text.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 15, 2011, 04:51:43 pm
Granted. (ha)

I wish for irony.

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 16, 2011, 01:59:12 am
Granted but I've misread your wish and given you all of my washing to iron.

I wish my sore throat would heal soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 16, 2011, 07:52:30 am
Granted, but I misread your wish and kick you in the throat with my heel... soon.

I wish for anime.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 16, 2011, 04:29:43 pm
Granted. It is all of the worst anime that you've never wanted to see. Ex: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimi_ga_Nozomu_Eien) (One of the WORST things I've ever put myself through...)

I wish that Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien never existed.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 17, 2011, 04:11:47 am
Granted. To balance out the universe, Clannad becomes terrible.

I wish for capitulation, by somebody else.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 17, 2011, 02:38:10 pm
Granted, the Emperor of mankind now capitulated to his son Horus instead of killing him at the siege of Terra at the end of the Horus Heresy.


I wish my buddy Al' would get her hot little self online and on skype already!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 17, 2011, 07:35:49 pm
Granted, but she only uses it to say she's going to murder you.

I wish for helium.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 18, 2011, 12:46:53 am
Granted, you get so much of it, your voice is so high everybody laughs at you forever.

I wish for diggy diggy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 18, 2011, 08:06:46 am
Granted. You dig your own grave.

I wish for Interstella 5555.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 18, 2011, 01:42:45 pm
Granted, but you start seeing everybody as blue people and start suspecting everyone. Suicide is the only answer.

I wish for better drawing skills.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 19, 2011, 06:10:29 am
Yer wish be Granted. All pirates and landlubber alike now be a bit better at the visual arts.

I wish fer ye all ta talk like pirate, seein' as it be talk like a pirate day.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 19, 2011, 07:42:26 am
Iy'll be doin' that then. Also... some REAL pirates be stabbin' yeh in yur' back then.

uh... I be wishin' fer some WENCHES!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 19, 2011, 09:45:21 pm
Granted. They're stabbing you in the front.

I wish for a Neverhood movie.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 19, 2011, 11:33:59 pm
Granted, but the director is so bad, it transforms it into something crappy and not worth watching.

I wish the D&D table planned for tomorrow is actually made.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 20, 2011, 10:59:42 am
Granted. You are too busy to play D&D ever again.

I wish for liqourice.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 20, 2011, 09:23:46 pm
Granted. It is infused with lots of salt.

I wish for blue things.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 21, 2011, 08:54:29 am
granted. You are being strangled brutally, and you turn blue from lack of oxygen.

I wish for salamander cherries
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 21, 2011, 02:16:51 pm
Granted. The genetic abomination tastes terrible.

I wish for Ichor.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 21, 2011, 07:26:53 pm
Granted. Watery discharges come out from your wounds and produce an horrible and fetid smell.

I wish for more time.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 21, 2011, 07:40:50 pm
Granted. Well... Kinda'... I misheard you, and gave you a jar of thyme.

I wish for Halloween.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 22, 2011, 05:37:16 pm
Granted. Razor blades in are all of your candies.

I wish for razor blades in all of your candies.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on September 23, 2011, 07:19:09 am
Very Well!  Razor Blades are in all of my candies.  Thankfully I am a type 1 diabetic, and I don't eat candies.  And my family are Jehovah's witnesses and don't celebrate Halloween.  So it has done practically nothing.

I wish that... eh... why the hell not...  Zombies Attack!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 23, 2011, 04:32:32 pm
Granted. Zombies attack, but you were asleep when it happened, and you missed out on all of the awesome undead head smashing excitement. They weren't hard to kill, but they a lot of fin to kill.

I wish that all lightbulbs were made of gummi candy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 23, 2011, 06:48:09 pm
Granted. Thomas Edison invented gummi candy instead. This drastic absence of a crucial technology means the internet never existed. Thanks a lot, jerk.

I wish for the internet to exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 23, 2011, 11:39:44 pm
Granted. It is still full of freaks and perverts... only now there are more of them... and you're one of them... no... both of them...

I wish for many dots.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 24, 2011, 08:23:43 am
Granted. All of these dots are tally marks representing how many times you will be punched in the face, within the span of the next year:

(http://imagej.nih.gov/ij/images/dots.gif)(http://imagej.nih.gov/ij/images/dots.gif)(http://imagej.nih.gov/ij/images/dots.gif)(http://imagej.nih.gov/ij/images/dots.gif)(http://imagej.nih.gov/ij/images/dots.gif)(http://imagej.nih.gov/ij/images/dots.gif)(http://imagej.nih.gov/ij/images/dots.gif)

(About once every four minutes)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 24, 2011, 08:21:31 pm
Granted. As you didn't wish for anything, nothing is granted.

I wish for tickets to go see System of a Down.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 25, 2011, 08:36:25 am
Whoops. I had a wish, but forgot to put it down. Uh... granted, but they get into a terrible accident on the way there, ending their music career.

I wish for roasted, candied pecans.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 25, 2011, 10:28:40 pm
Granted, but i forgot about them and burnt them.

terrible accident on the way there, ending their music career.
Don't even joke about that. :-X

I wish for more drinks, i've run out...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 26, 2011, 07:35:42 am
Granted, but they are Pepsi products (which, from my point of view, is an absolutely horrendous corruption).

I wish for Coca-Cola.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 26, 2011, 09:12:27 am
Granted. All Coca-Cola is in anime form and you can not drink it. On the plus side, anime that previously could not show Coca-Cola products are now able to have it. Characters are now able to drink it and they love it.
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6590/wedhititfw5.gif)
The down side is that you can never drink it again.

I wish that I was in anime form, with excellent animation.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 26, 2011, 09:22:01 am
That gif doesn't make much sense...

Granted, but the plot is terrible and you never make it past the pilot episode.

I wish for clockwork mechanisms.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 27, 2011, 02:53:42 am
Granted, they're all jammed.

Btw, sorry, but i love pepsi, so i guess my wish actually came true without being corrupted. :P
Speaking of it, i just got a load of 10 bottles of it... Maybe you DO grant wishes. :O

I wish for a new one piece ep already, anxiety is killing me. XD
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 27, 2011, 10:40:19 am
Granted, but it doesn't really progress the plot very much, so you're disappointed about that.

Well... I figured there was close to a 50/50 chance you'd like Pepsi, but since I was granting the wish, I figured I could be nice and go with a corruption that pertained to my opinion and wouldn't necessarily ruin it for you. And if you had been a Coke fan, it'd just be cool that there was another Coke fan. Win-win.

I wish for a high-quality, long running, good plot, PG13, good-voice-acted Vocaloid anime, for everybody to enjoy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 27, 2011, 11:34:21 pm
That's quite the wish, but no matter, granted; too bad the publishing company sucks and nobody ever hears of it.

I wish to be able to finish my studies this year once and for all.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 28, 2011, 01:23:43 am
Granted. You finish them very poorly... I guess.

I wish for a purple giraffe stuffed toy animal.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 28, 2011, 10:07:05 am
That gif doesn't make much sense...
somehow... I misread it.

Granted. it is a Wizard purple stuffed toy animal, and it joins my army!!!

I wish to take over the world with my army.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on September 28, 2011, 12:31:06 pm
Granted, although your reign over the world as short lived, as a magical mishap causes it to explode.

I wish that I had a pet cat.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 29, 2011, 03:43:25 pm
Granted. You are severely allergic to dogs, and you also have a pet dog.

I wish I had a pet rat which has no diseases.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 29, 2011, 09:28:29 pm
Granted. It has no lungs either.

I wish for bacon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on September 30, 2011, 06:34:58 am
Granted. Your bacon is made of rat lungs.

I wish for the most amazing thing ever.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 30, 2011, 11:02:43 am
Granted. It's a CTV-Homestuck-Flipside-ATM-[Sic]Productions-Fajita-Cwen's Quest CROSSOVER with a cameo appearance of ME! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish for a big box of fortune cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on September 30, 2011, 11:11:51 am
Granted, they say "You'll die for reading fortune cookies". So, will you open them to find out?

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on September 30, 2011, 01:42:18 pm


I wish for grapefruit juice.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 01, 2011, 11:12:46 am
granted. I mix it with other things to make the concoction I call "demon fuzz." I'm the only person who likes it.

I wish for a world member roster.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 01, 2011, 05:55:35 pm
Granted. It is very heavy book and it hits you in the head at high speed.

I wish for dual rapiers.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 02, 2011, 09:12:25 am
Granted. You can only have them if you can defeat Zoro. He is armed, and you are not.
Good Luck.

I wish for NOW to happen.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on October 02, 2011, 09:22:56 am
Granted, but you just missed it, now it's THEN.

I wish this weekend never ends.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 02, 2011, 04:53:58 pm
Granted. Time decelerates so that we are constantly approaching the end of the weekend, but never get there. From our subjective point of view, you just ended the universe.

I wish for bacon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 03, 2011, 07:11:56 am
Granted. It's kitten bacon.

┴ u ┴

I wish for a lot of things...
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 03, 2011, 10:17:49 am
Granted. A lot of knives and bullets.

I wish for good music.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 04, 2011, 04:41:05 am
Granted. Some thugs beat you up. It is music to my ears.

I wish for ♥♦♣♠
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 04, 2011, 10:26:38 am
Granted. All of the quadrants are filled by dead people.

I wish for another octopus plushie.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 05, 2011, 12:19:22 pm
Granted. It has existed for a very long time, but it's so big that people mistook it for a heavenly body. It's actually Pluto. You'll never... ever... be able to hug it.

I wish for killing everybody in the world
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: phillip1882 on October 05, 2011, 02:04:47 pm
granted everyone but you is killed. in fact your made immortal. enjoy.

i wish to live a full life of love and happiness.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 05, 2011, 02:06:57 pm
Granted. You die at birth.

I wish for less morbid things.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 06, 2011, 04:02:58 pm
Granted. Instead of hair, flowers grow from your hair, and instead of the normal bodily function, you pee orange soda.
It's not morbid, but it's humiliating and slightly painful.

I wish for hilarity.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 06, 2011, 07:52:39 pm
Granted. You laugh yourself into unconsciousness and incur brain damage.

I wish for Whose Line is it Anyway to return.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 07, 2011, 08:39:32 am
Granted. You laugh yourself into unconsciousness and incur brain damage.

I wish lava dinosaurs would conquer the world, reanimate Billy Mays from the dead, and appoint him the Zombie Lord.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 07, 2011, 04:52:16 pm
Granted. He makes a terrible ruler and pretty much just forces people to buy products at reasonable prices.

I wish for chocolate lava cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on October 08, 2011, 02:05:56 am
Granted.  Sadly, it was prepared by a horrible cook who misread the ingredients and thus tastes horrible.

I wish that I would actually find it within myself to stay active on a forum.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 08, 2011, 02:20:59 am
Granted. All other obligations are entirely ignored.

I wish for bacon brownies.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 10, 2011, 09:16:06 am
Granted. You quintupled the required dosage of bacon grease on accident, and now the brownies taste disgusting.

I wish for llamas to dance in the pail moon light.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 10, 2011, 11:16:06 am
(That wouldn't ruin them for me.)

Granted. They use your corpse as a dance mat.

I wish for a pet dragon.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 10, 2011, 03:30:35 pm
Granted. It's the cutest little thing ever. In fact, if it weren't for CTV already being the equivalent of an emotional fort Knox, you would be quite sure he'd take top priority in your love banks.
*burp*
He was delicious.

I wish that I could shoot confetti from my eyes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 10, 2011, 03:42:05 pm
Granted. It hurts like all hell, but at least it looks pretty... like this:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf4u8aGhyc1qfw1t3.jpg)

I wish for Tim Burton to stop making what I, personally, am really reluctant to call "movies", and for Danny Elfman to stop producing what I am highly hesitant to call "music".
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 11, 2011, 08:37:27 am
Granted. Both of them move on to the hotdog industry, never again to be awesome. there hotdogs taste terrible.

I wish for a feast fit for a turkey king.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 11, 2011, 11:52:22 am
Granted. A banquet of the finest Turkish cuisine is prepared, but you are forced at gun point to eat every last bite of the massive feast.

I wish for a genie who won't corrupt my wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on October 11, 2011, 12:30:34 pm
Granted, instead, he just doesn't grant you any.

I wish for a phone number.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 11, 2011, 02:56:57 pm
Granted, but it doesn't have a phone to go with it.

I wish for ponies.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 12, 2011, 07:50:16 am
Granted. They hate you, and kick your mouth a lot.

I wish for Humpty-Dumpty to be put back together again.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 12, 2011, 08:26:42 am
Granted. He was is a terrorist.

I wish for Zombie Jamboree.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 13, 2011, 11:46:22 am
Granted. quietly but surely you can here the sounds of political debate and something else that's harder to make out... sounds like
...brains... ...brains...
what is that sound?
...brains... ...brains...
you're serious... the politics is annoying enough, but not knowing what that sound is is really annoying. You decide to investigate albeit all of the information your parents gave you, warning you never to get into a political discussion. However the enticing sound is getting louder!
...brains... ...brains... ...brains...
Brains? Wait a minute... uh oh!!
...brains! brains!! brains!!!
you get eaten.
game over.

I wish for a more elaborate and thought out corruption for my wish, which is to be captain of the U.S.S. Awesome-Crazy-Party-Boat-Ship-Bonanza!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 13, 2011, 11:21:19 pm
Granted. You have to think of it, though.

I wish for an actual jamboree. (Seriously, where the heck did politics come in?)
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 17, 2011, 04:01:35 pm
(Seriously, where the heck did politics come in?)
defenition 3 (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/jamboree)

Granted. It's a dinosaur jamboree and they eat you.

I wish for lots and lots of lots
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 17, 2011, 07:20:00 pm
They take too long to be constructed and they're not finished until you're dead.

I wish for soot gremlins.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 18, 2011, 04:31:12 am
They dance in your coca-cola making it sooty.

I wish for an umbrella
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 19, 2011, 12:17:59 am
Granted, but the rib tips have razor blades on them and you cut yourself all the time.

I wish I was willed Steve Jobs' fortune.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 19, 2011, 10:57:17 am
Granted. You are also willed, Hitler's legacy.

I wish for nasty devilish things
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: IronSoul on October 19, 2011, 11:47:25 am
Granted, but they take your soul.

I wish for the heart of Davy Jones
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on October 19, 2011, 12:55:42 pm
Granted, he chases you and kills you.

I wish for the sickness to go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 20, 2011, 01:09:52 am
Granted. It goes away... but returns with an army, stronger than ever before, and it wants revenge for you making it leave.

I wish for music from the 60s.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 20, 2011, 08:42:02 pm
Granted. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bQZ6l_cq5Y)

I wish I didn't here that awful "song."
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 21, 2011, 02:31:07 pm
Touche...

Granted. Every song you've ever heard in your entire life has somehow been interpreted as Danny Elfman's 'This is Halloween'.

I wish for gruel.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 23, 2011, 10:48:23 am
Granted. It made from your unborn children, and seasoned with you own hair.

I wish for people getting their rock on.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on October 23, 2011, 03:05:52 pm
Granted we stone you to death,


I wish for more holiday time.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 23, 2011, 07:11:58 pm
Granted. Christmas lasts all year and they only play Christmas music now.

I wish for a sudden dramatic plot twist.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 24, 2011, 09:25:58 am
Christmas is canceled.

I wish for Sushi to enjoy watching Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas."
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 25, 2011, 12:10:32 am
Granted. I enjoy watching it... as it melts and burns in a fire.

I wish for sodium acetate.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 25, 2011, 06:50:45 pm
Granted. You have sodium acetate. I enjoy watching you... as you melt and burn in a fire.

I wish for long tea pots.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 25, 2011, 07:45:33 pm
Granted. Their shaped makes them unusable.

I wish for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 26, 2011, 05:21:12 pm
Granted. You have no way of reading the damn thing.

I wish for damned things.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 26, 2011, 08:30:49 pm
Granted. One of them is your soul.

I wish for blessed things.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 28, 2011, 08:55:51 am
Granted. Your soul is not one of them.

I wish for a snorlax
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 28, 2011, 09:30:39 pm
Granted, but it is asleep and you never get a pokeflute.

I wish for Lemons.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 30, 2011, 12:31:42 pm
Granted. I teleport them to you using my new invention, "The Teleporter!" Unfortunately there a slight problem (your fault. you moved) and they teleport in your head. Incidentally, I'm a trillionair now.

I wish for pumpkins.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 30, 2011, 05:37:26 pm
Granted. They are your second test subject for your new invention. Unfortunately, there a slight problem (Your fault. You forgot to recalibrate it afler the lemon incident) and they teleport into my grave, inside my head. This causes them to mutate with the lemons, bringing me back to life as a photosynthetic zombie, whose lifespan is extended indefinitely. I reverse engineer the process and become a quadrillionaire, driving your company into the ground.

I wish for Jell-O.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on October 31, 2011, 09:47:33 am
Granted. I throw it in yo face! And it's burn flavor!

I wish for burn flavored candy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on October 31, 2011, 07:12:33 pm
Granted. It is made of hydrochloric acid. That and some sugar.

I wish for people to never again switch the words "itch" and "scratch".
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on November 01, 2011, 06:49:04 pm
Granted. Now the last word in every sentence is "fuck."

I wish for Odd to win a million dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 02, 2011, 09:52:02 pm
Granted. Somehow you are now a million dollars in debt.

I wish for a ferret.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on November 04, 2011, 08:43:08 am
Granted!!! Because you're always wishing for a ferret, you have too many of them, and they eat you alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish you'd get a damn ferret already.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 05, 2011, 04:40:34 am
Granted. It is more awesome than you.

I wish for a billion dollars, with no metaphorical strings attached.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on November 05, 2011, 12:31:54 pm
Granted. A Million Dollars lands on top of you crushing you.

I wish for a penny.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 05, 2011, 03:42:17 pm
Granted. The other 999,000,000 dollars from my wish is converted to pennies and crushes you.

I wish for a triangle.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on November 06, 2011, 06:39:49 am
Granted. It's a shard of broken glass, and you've get sliced your wrist with it by accident.

I wish for a robot that does taxes.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on November 06, 2011, 11:07:26 am
Granted. Although it doesn't do Taxes well, leading to all sorts of problems.

I wish I could overcome my own laziness.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 07, 2011, 05:01:14 am
Granted. But overcoming it is all you can bring yourself to do. Now you're just tired.

I wish for baked bads.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on November 08, 2011, 06:53:00 pm
Granted. You bake my neighbors and are imprisoned for murder of the 1st degree, and burning of the third degree.

I wish my neighbors sucked ever so slightly more so that it would be legal to hurt them.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 08, 2011, 07:54:57 pm
Granted, but I already did it and I get off scott free.

I wish for a glazed doughnut.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on November 09, 2011, 07:37:22 am
Granted. You dropped it down an open man-hole.

I wish for party.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 09, 2011, 06:00:57 pm
Granted. You get republicans.

I wish for new headphones.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on November 11, 2011, 11:58:45 pm
Granted. only one side works at a time.

i wish i could have the bunny i dreamt about last night for real.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on November 12, 2011, 12:28:37 pm
Granted in the morning you find it's bloody,severed head in bed beside you.


I wish Christmas adverts would start towards the middle of November.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 13, 2011, 09:21:20 am
Granted. It's still stupid that they start before December.

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Japaka on November 13, 2011, 11:41:26 pm
Granted. You get a picture of a cake. In the back it says "The cake is in another castle!".

I wish for heaven to come down to my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on November 14, 2011, 01:20:42 pm
Granted but it's hellish.

I wish my laptop would behave it self.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on November 15, 2011, 03:56:04 am
granted. it behaves itself in the hands of a new owner. You don't have a laptop anymore.

I wish for Yotsubato!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on November 15, 2011, 01:28:10 pm
Granted. But it is translated into Lithuanian.

I wish for whole milk.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on February 02, 2012, 11:10:56 pm
granted but it expired three months ago.

I wish i didn't have to worry about money
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 03, 2012, 08:43:36 am
Granted for you dont have any.

I wish it was warm outside so I can spray paint these models.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 03, 2012, 09:59:27 am
Granted, the earth crashes into the sun

I wish i had a Better computer
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 04, 2012, 01:35:01 am
Granted. Better Inc. is notorious for their poor production quality. Not knowing this, you buy one of their computers and it explodes when you turn it on.

I wish for useful superpowers.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 04, 2012, 02:00:49 pm
Granted, thepowers are useful for killing yourself

I wish i had more time to play tor
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 04, 2012, 02:35:02 pm
Granted but your version of Tor is corrupted and crashes just before you complete the game.


I wish I knew what was wrong with Dawn Of War II
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 04, 2012, 04:35:35 pm
Granted. The horrifying secret keeps you awake at night.

I wish for more tea.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 05, 2012, 10:33:34 am
Granted you drink so many cups of tea your appendix gets infected and bursts,

I wish I had a Ferret scout car.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on February 05, 2012, 09:36:44 pm
lol but not having money is why i have to worry about money der.  lolz :P

granted but its missing all the parts that make a car run.

I wish bad things would happen to a bad person
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 06, 2012, 01:07:30 am
Granted. You are the cause of Michael Jackson's death.

I wish for scrambled eggs.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 06, 2012, 11:03:33 am
Granted but its made from powdered eggs!!

I wish I could stop biting my finger nails.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 07, 2012, 05:56:33 pm
Granted. No more fingernails.

I wish for good luck.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on February 07, 2012, 11:51:22 pm
granted you have good luck at failing in everything.

I wish a had a bunny.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 09, 2012, 04:37:51 am
Granted. It is like the rabbit from Monty Python.

I wish for magic.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 09, 2012, 11:28:11 am
Granted but it back fires and you are charged for murder when you try to cut some one in half with band saw.

I wish for a meat feast pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 10, 2012, 05:19:12 pm
Granted, but Pizza Day was yesterday, so it's not as fun.

I wish for more people to actually celebrate International Pizza Day.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 13, 2012, 06:13:30 pm
Granted
The year is 2013, world pizza day, after a lot of advertising by a number of major pizza chains across the world in the months leading up to pizza day. As a result the holiday is celebrated by a large amount of people. it goes down a sucess.
Over the next few years pizza day slowly grows, gaining it's own traditions. Soon it becomes a globally recognised holiday.
2015, a week before pizza day, a number of pizza chains group together and form a new currency: the pizza. Following the introduction of the pizza as currency it proves to be a sucess. within 10 years the entire world adopts the pizza as currency.
2017-2026 world obesity rates rise due to the fact that the world's main currency is also a rather fatty food.
2026 due to the widespread obesity, farm workers are in high demand. Due to the lack of labour the world stocks of grain plummet. This is followed soon by the world stocks of flour
Late 2026 massive deflation, noone can obtain any pizzas, the world economy crashes.
2027 due to the widespread failiure of the world economy there is panic, looting and widespread rioting, the world population drops by 40%.
Pizza day 2028 the holiday is re-instated by the survivors to remind them never to repeat the past, this time it is not a day to eat pizza, but instead it is a holiday to banish the sins of those who make and enjoy pizza, all those who cold be proved to have celebrated pizza day prior to 2013 are put to death by firing squad. Due to the survivors still being largely obease they are unable to hold eir aim steady and most of the guilty are shot in non- lethal locations, they are not treated and suffer and die slow agonising deaths from their injuries.


I wish i haden't just spent half an hour writing and cleaning that story up
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on February 14, 2012, 01:59:05 am
Granted but the memory of that horrid story lingers and the remaining typing mistakes haunt you for the rest of your tormented life until you decide to release your tortured soul by joining the annual Leap Of The Lemmings over the cliffs into the deep Fjords of Norway.


I wish my building board would clear it self so I could finish off some of these modelling projects.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 14, 2012, 06:59:56 pm
Granted. It clears itself by becoming intangible.

I wish for inspiration to strike.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on February 18, 2012, 07:57:39 pm
Granted, you have an amazing idea, wich alows you to create a time machine. At first you use the time machine sensibly, and only travel in order to observe great events without interfearing, until, during a journet throug the endless pasages of time and thought, inspiration literally hist you, causing the wole of timespace t colapse in on itself.

I wish the next poster could reccomend me an enjoyable film to watch
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 20, 2012, 12:36:53 am
Granted. I recommend a documentary about the history of Coca-Cola. I'd enjoy it.

I wish for more MLP:FiM swag.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on February 23, 2012, 08:48:39 pm
granted but its all stolen by a guy in a mouse costume.

I wish I could afford to pay off my debts
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on February 23, 2012, 09:34:44 pm
You collect life insurance and inheritance money from your recently-deceased family. Yes, the whole family. The zombie apocalypse is breaking out so you manage to collect the funds just barely in time before the world's governments start to break down, but rather than enjoy life without debt you have to personally euthanize all your other loved ones or become a zombie yourself.

I wish for more commissions on DeviantArt.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on February 25, 2012, 06:34:15 pm
Granted, but the subject matter of the commissions are horrible.


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Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on March 10, 2012, 07:06:20 pm
Granted. "Zalgo," is the name of Finland's latest pop music craze, and they're coming to your house to play especially for you!
(the Finnish fangirls crush you as they swarm into your house to meet Zalgo.)

I wish for a dish delish.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on March 11, 2012, 11:33:30 am
Granted. It is made from your legs, but it tastes really good.

I wish for books.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on March 11, 2012, 08:28:01 pm
You die buried under a pile of books. Ironically they are all copies of one book, which is about you dying.

I wish for a girlfriend who'll let me paint on her.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Jety Lefr on March 14, 2012, 06:35:46 am
Granted. She won't let you touch her her or look at her though... kind of defeating the purpose.

I wish for a pet goat.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on March 15, 2012, 04:10:55 am
Granted. It is very old though, and will die in a few days.

I wish for food.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on May 18, 2012, 10:10:07 pm
granted but it's three days rotten.

i wish i had enough money to pay my bills off.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on May 19, 2012, 06:15:39 am
Granted. You have just enough for bills and nothing else. Ever again.

I wish for more music.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 19, 2012, 12:01:22 pm
Granted, you just decided to buy Razzly's first album (link's in the chat thread) but after that, all other music sounds so blend you loose interest.

I wish I could see through things.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: the1truesushiboy on May 21, 2012, 01:14:05 pm
Granted. But the things you can see through must be made of transparent glass, water, or air.

I wish for imperviousness.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on September 28, 2012, 05:35:18 pm
Granted, you can no longer eat and soon starve to death.

I wish for this thread to be brought back to life!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on September 28, 2012, 08:34:49 pm
Granted, but the threat will be used only for good, never for evil.

I wish for more beer.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2012, 02:46:32 am
Granted but its American pish water (Miller and Budwieser) not the good British brewed stuff.

I wish for some Heather Ale.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on September 29, 2012, 05:04:25 am
Granted, but she's an overweight woman child from Alabama.

I wish Liverpool would win the English Premier League every year for the next decade.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on September 29, 2012, 06:16:56 am
Granted but since Liverpool keep on winning the English Premier League every one gets fed up of it, sponers pull out and come up North and sponsers the Scottish Leagues instead  ;D

I wihs I had a bottle of Irn Bru.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on September 29, 2012, 08:31:29 pm
Granted, but you only get the bottle, the inside is of course empty.

I wish I was a catfish, swimming in the deep blue sea and I'd have all the women fishin' after me.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on September 29, 2012, 11:01:42 pm
Granted, You are soon caught by an all female fishing boat, and quickly cooked and consumed.

I wish for the power of love!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on October 02, 2012, 07:38:25 am
Granted, but your hand cramps up in 3 and a half hours.

I wish I had a power level over 9000!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on October 02, 2012, 04:10:22 pm
Granted, sadly a stronger being quickly senses you and blows up your whole planet just in case.

I wish that magic was real!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on October 03, 2012, 05:06:47 am
Granted, as magic is already real, like the magic in a newborn, or the magic of a perfectly blue day.

I wish I could listen to more Donovan songs.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on April 08, 2013, 11:28:27 pm
granted but ever song skips at your favorite part.

I wish all the regular everyday forumites that used to post daily would return and stay on always.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on April 09, 2013, 01:33:26 am
granted, they all now hate you.

i wish my damned VM would work -.-
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on April 09, 2013, 04:46:58 pm
It'll work fine, but your base machine gets a virus.

I wish I could eat sausage and it would make me healthier.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Ryuu on April 11, 2013, 01:49:24 am
granted, your so healthy that you get abducted by the military to perform tests do discover your alien origins.

i wish work was less boring right this very second.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on April 11, 2013, 11:11:02 am
Granted, the log of your visiting keenspot was flagged in the company firewall.  Expect a visit from IT over the next several days.

I wish some attractive fraulein would deliver me a Limburger, mustard and onion sandwich on pumpernickel.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on May 15, 2013, 01:10:53 pm
Granted but the Fraulein is really an assassin who mistakes you for her proper target, who is a high ranking company CEO sitting two tables away, and injects you with a Racine coated ball bearing shot from a spring loaded catapult hidden under her tray.  You instantly feel sick and unable to eat your meal only to die three days later in hospital.

I wish the weather would make up it's mind!

Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 15, 2013, 02:10:25 pm
Granted! There is instantly a new ice-age with ice going as far as Cannes, emigrating polar bears eat your neighbours and your left leg and you freeze your fingers off.

I wish I could get economically independent before christmas.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on May 17, 2013, 08:35:16 am
Granted.  You win the lotto, but your new girlfriend takes you to court after January 1.  Though a series of bad decisions and unfortunate judgments, you are completely destitute by April 15 and unable to make your income tax payment.  By November 12, you plead guilty to tax evasion charges.  When you report to your assigned federal penitentiary on December 1 , you are the new girlfriend.

I wish I had a nearby cot and shower so I did not have to leave work.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on August 19, 2013, 02:52:32 pm
Granted. You never leave work.  Loser.

I wish someone would restart this game.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Oddball on August 21, 2014, 05:25:45 am
Granted I have but you realise what a mistake it was and go hang your head in shame!


Going back to an old wish: I wish the tendinitis in my left knee would be fixed all ready!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on August 25, 2014, 08:08:09 pm
Granted, Your left leg has been removed.

I wish to return to the Flipside Forums!
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: parameciumkid on September 08, 2014, 09:29:39 pm
You are allowed to return. In fact, not only you but all the forumites that had sadly left and been sorely missed come back!
And then so does everyone who's been hated.
And every spammer that was ever banned.
And every ad bot.
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I wish for the motivation to draw stuff regularly like Brion does.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Stargoat on September 10, 2014, 11:53:33 am
Granted.  But you will be forced to draw day and night.  Your muse will not let you rest.  Ultimately, you become insane, cutting off various body parts and buying many copies of Catcher in the Rye.

I wish Brion would draw all 7 of my characters in my 7 books for his Kickstarter with radishes in various stages of ill-repute.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: IronSoul on July 06, 2015, 11:37:04 pm
Granted, but ink gets spilled on them, obscuring all the naughty bits of your characters.

I wish posts would come here faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Smiles on March 26, 2016, 08:42:49 pm
granted but its all spam and I have to delete them all.

I wish the old forumites would all come back and post regularly on a daily basis again.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Daris on May 14, 2016, 07:08:34 am
But you'll only get me!  Daris! 

I wish for time to be turned back to the old days!  So that we can prevent everyone from leaving!