Maytag's Playhouse => Hall of Games => Topic started by: NightWraith on March 20, 2009, 12:50:45 am

Title: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on March 20, 2009, 12:50:45 am
You ask, I answer...

no exciting plot twists, sparkly bits or novel ideas .. it's just the same as everyone elses.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on March 20, 2009, 01:10:39 am
do you wear odd socks?

wear does the other sock go to?

do socks turn evil if not worn for a certain period of time?

will the world ever be ruled by socks?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on March 20, 2009, 09:26:04 am
If you could take one " " with you to be stranded on a abandonded island in the middle of the pacific what would you take?

CD?

Movie?

Book?

Snack?

Game?

Tool?

Person?  :-*
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on March 20, 2009, 12:38:31 pm
do you wear odd socks? Yes, sometimes.. hard to tell between dark blue and black until you leave the house...

wear does the other sock go to? That's a mystery... but I think it has something to do with gnomes...

do socks turn evil if not worn for a certain period of time? Only if they havent been washed for that same period of time...

will the world ever be ruled by socks? My moneys on the gnomes...

If you could take one " " with you to be stranded on a abandonded island in the middle of the pacific what would you take?
 
CD? Errrrrm... hard to choose. Would probably be the Lynard Skynard CD I have in my car at the moment (wish I could remember what it is called).. or maybe Floyds Delicate Sound of Thunder...

Movie? How to escape from an abandonded island in the middle of the pacific

Book? How to escape from an abandonded island in the middle of the pacific (given I dont have anything to play the movie on)...

Snack? I tend not to snack.. but bacon sandwiches would be good...

Game?

Tool? the escape from an abandonded island in the middle of the pacific all in one multi-tool...

Person? Now you tell me I can take a person! *mutter* that changes all the above answers... But it'd be my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on March 21, 2009, 02:22:13 am
today's q's are:

what  do you do on your weekends away from home?

do you take many vacations?

what was the last vacation you took?

where is your dream vacation spot?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on March 21, 2009, 09:38:44 am
What do you think about death?  :o
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Pozf on March 21, 2009, 04:21:34 pm
If you could choose one way to die (not peacefully in your sleep) how would it be?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: akashayi on March 21, 2009, 08:47:26 pm
Should I be worried about my garden gnome collection in fallout 3?
What would you bring on a deserted island with your girlfriend?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on March 22, 2009, 02:25:37 pm
If a tree falls onto a mime in a forest....would any one mind?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on March 23, 2009, 01:02:50 am
today's q's are:
what  do you do on your weekends away from home? Walk.
do you take many vacations? Nope, no money :(
what was the last vacation you took? Weekend away in Holland with the girlfriend.
where is your dream vacation spot? Somewhere quiet with few people around. (Grand Teton/Yellowstone areas kinds heading in the right direction for "landscape")

What do you think about death? It happens, nothing worth getting worked up about.

If you could choose one way to die (not peacefully in your sleep) how would it be? Hrmmm... some kind of bizarre hot naked asian girl accident sounds interesting...

Should I be worried about my garden gnome collection in fallout 3? For sure.. whatever you do dont turn your back on them
What would you bring on a deserted island with your girlfriend? House, food, internet, rope, other fun things to play with...

If a tree falls onto a mime in a forest....would any one mind? Well I think the mime might have a thing or two to gesture about it....
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on March 23, 2009, 11:41:31 am
What's your favorite verital of cheese?  :D

If you laugh at racist jokes are you a racist?  :-\
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on March 23, 2009, 11:45:27 am
are Gnomes more evil than socks or Mushrooms?

Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on March 24, 2009, 03:08:23 am
What's your favorite verital of cheese?  Yellow with blue bits in it... I cant remember what it's called, I'm old and my memory is going...
If you laugh at racist jokes are you a racist? Ermmm, possibly.

are Gnomes more evil than socks or Mushrooms? Way eviller than mushrooms, but they only just edge socks out...
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on March 25, 2009, 02:31:43 am
...
what name would you pick for your firstborn child?

have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth?

what is the last book you read for fun?

do pigs ever meow?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on March 25, 2009, 03:09:06 am
Who do you think will take over the world before I do with my Scott's Pine trees, Gnomes, Mushrooms or the evil socks?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on March 26, 2009, 09:26:05 pm
tonights q's include:

what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow?

have you had Quiche?

do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)?

do you know what a Popple is?

have you ever seen "Duckula"?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on March 27, 2009, 02:08:27 am
what name would you pick for your firstborn child? Erm.. no idea really.
have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth? Nope
what is the last book you read for fun? Magicians First Rule
do pigs ever meow? Only when they pretending to be a cat...

Who do you think will take over the world before I do with my Scott's Pine trees, Gnomes, Mushrooms or the evil socks? My moneys on Akasha tbh. Nut failing that.. Gnomes.

what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow? Stuff
have you had Quiche? Yes. Plenty of times.
do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)? Yes.
do you know what a Popple is? Is that something to do with Futurama or am I thinking of something else?
have you ever seen "Duckula"? Yes

Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on March 27, 2009, 02:57:48 am
I shall now do the most evilest thing known to human kind... I will turn your questions against you!!! :o :o

So do you think your army of Gnomes is a match for my army of Scott's Pines? 
Orcs or Zombies?
Explosive Sheep or killer carpets?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on March 30, 2009, 12:10:28 pm
Are You familliar with Darkwing Duck?  :D

Do you like cartoons?

What's your favorite?

Do you find some of them erotic  :-[?

If you could have any cartoon-gag super power (pulling just about anything out of thin air, spinning around and to change costume, being able to levitate as long as you didn't look down.... ect, what would it be? 
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on March 31, 2009, 12:41:54 am
I shall now do the most evilest thing known to human kind... I will turn your questions against you!!! Shocked Shocked You rotten swine!

So do you think your army of Gnomes is a match for my army of Scott's Pines?  Definitely...
Orcs or Zombies? Orcs
Explosive Sheep or killer carpets?  Definatly the sheep...



Are You familliar with Darkwing Duck? I've heard of, but never seen...
Do you like cartoons? Some, but not so much any more.
What's your favorite? Probably the Road Runner ones (meep meep)
Do you find some of them erotic? Cant say that I do...
If you could have any cartoon-gag super power (pulling just about anything out of thin air, spinning around and to change costume, being able to levitate as long as you didn't look down.... ect, what would it be? Hrmmm.. Probably the being unkillable no matter if  I fell from a great height, had a rock land on me, etc.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: UmberIsSexy on March 31, 2009, 09:58:24 am
Explosive Sheep or killer carpets?  Definatly the sheep...
Have you seen that movie?
If you were in a fight against naked hairy Orcs, what weapon would you want out of all the possible weapons on Earth?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on March 31, 2009, 12:05:45 pm
Seems like everyone acted weird when I asked the "Do you find some of them erotic :-[?" question.

So I ask you this: do anime manga and hentie count as cartoons in your veiw?

Do you know anything about "high" art?

What is your favorite impressionist painter?

What other country do you most want to travle to and why?

What is one silly thing you'd want to do while you were there?

Do you like any foreign sweets?

Do you belive in fate?

In destiny?

Is there any difference?

Is life just a random series of accedents with no desernable rhyme or reason?

Do you love Boobies?  :D

How Much?   ;)
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on April 01, 2009, 12:35:24 am
Have you seen that movie? What movie? (That'll be a no then)
If you were in a fight against naked hairy Orcs, what weapon would you want out of all the possible weapons on Earth? A razor

Seems like everyone acted weird when I asked the "Do you find some of them erotic?" question. Trust me that wasnt because of your question...
So I ask you this: do anime manga and hentie count as cartoons in your veiw? If they're in the right format yes.
Do you know anything about "high" art? Nope..
What is your favorite impressionist painter? None of them.
What other country do you most want to travle to and why? Right now Holland, cuz that's where my girlfriend is finishing off her PhD.
What is one silly thing you'd want to do while you were there? Hrmmm... not telling.
Do you like any foreign sweets? Dont eat sweets (unless your trying to be posh and mean desert)
Do you belive in fate? Not really
In destiny? Not really
Is there any difference? The spelling?
Is life just a random series of accedents with no desernable rhyme or reason? Not accidents no.
Do you love Boobies? Of course, who doesnt?
How Much? It's impossible to quantify.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 02, 2009, 12:49:54 am
*huggles for knowing duckula* :-*


what do you think of cell phones?

do you like peas?

is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup?

how many licks does it take to get to the center?

what is your favorite pudding?

Do you like Jello?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on April 02, 2009, 11:12:06 am
Do you think the matrix is a good movie?  :D The second one? :-\ The third one?  :(

Would you like to have Neo's jacket?

To be able to scorpian kick like Trinity?

Wield a katana like Morpheous?

Is that how life really is, a big giant illusion created by forces we can't control so they can fool us into inaction?

Are we really even here?  :'(

If you could weild any anchient weapon what would it be?

Witch is cooler monks or nuns?

Do you think it wierd I have a nun fetish  :-[?

What is the coolest vehicle to ride in?

What is the funniest thing you've ever seen while driving?

What is the silliest thing you've ever done in a car?

What is the sexiest?  :-*
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 02, 2009, 05:59:41 pm
how do you eat pie?

what is your favorite color?

have you ever seen a green sky?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on April 03, 2009, 01:44:15 am
what do you think of cell phones? Why do you people call them that (yes I know what cell is short for, but I dont get the reason for the long name either)?
do you like peas? Yes
is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup? Not these days
how many licks does it take to get to the center? Depends what you are licking...
what is your favorite pudding? Hrmm.. anything with apple or lemon in it.
Do you like Jello? What? Oh you mean Jelly.. it's ok I guess

Do you think the matrix is a good movie? The second one? The third one? I'm old.. I know I've seen them, but can I remember them.. no.. so clearly they werent good enough for me to remember... probably. Maybe.
Would you like to have Neo's jacket? Ok, you're still relying on my memory here
To be able to scorpian kick like Trinity?And again.
Wield a katana like Morpheous? ok, stop it!
Is that how life really is, a big giant illusion created by forces we can't control so they can fool us into inaction? Possibly..
Are we really even here? Yes
If you could weild any anchient weapon what would it be? Hrmm tricky. Probably go with the most devastating weapon of its region/era, the good old English Longbow. (Provided I also get the muscles to draw it).
Witch is cooler monks or nuns? Depends but Monks probably edge it out.
Do you think it wierd I have a nun fetish? Nope
What is the coolest vehicle to ride in? Ermmm dont know, but i DO know it's not my car.
What is the funniest thing you've ever seen while driving? Cant recall seeing anything that stands out as funny.
What is the silliest thing you've ever done in a car? Can't say I've done anything particularly silly in a car.
What is the sexiest? Hrmm where to start. Does having a naked passenger count? Or driving somewhere naked? I did have one girlfriend who couldn't keep her body parts to herself in the car (although that was as much irritating as anything else.. "I'm trying to concentrate on not crashing here and you're not exactly helping").

how do you eat pie? By putting it in my mouth and chewing..
what is your favorite color? Green!
have you ever seen a green sky? No
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on April 03, 2009, 10:09:37 am
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What is your dream house?

Does it have a pool?

How about woods in the back?

What is the best kind of wheather?

Is it like that where you live?

Are Good and Evil absolutes? Ideas? Nonsense? Some combination of the three?

What is your favorite philosopher?

What is your favorite book?

Aren't sex toys kind of gross? 

Is it uncooth that I just asked you that?   :(
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 03, 2009, 09:17:22 pm

would you like to live on the moon?

when was the last time you watched a bugs bunny cartoon?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on April 05, 2009, 11:13:40 am
What do you think about stuff?  :-\

What's your favorite kind of junk?  :'(

Have you ever had writer's block?

How do you cure it?

Is it a nice day outside?

What is always worth being serious about?

What is never worth being serious about?

Do you have a favorite park to go to?

Do you live with anybody else?

Do they ever eat all the cereal?

What kind of passive agressive behavior do you indulge in?

What kind do you never tolerate?

Would you say you usually say what's bothering you or more let things slide?

What is the sexiest musician from the 80's?

The sexiest song from the 80's?

The sexiest musicain right now?

The sexiest song right now?  :-[
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on April 05, 2009, 02:53:16 pm
do you think there are too many of these truth threads?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 05, 2009, 09:00:24 pm
Have you seen Madagascar 2?

do you like cute fluffy animal movies?

when was the last time you:

went to the zoo?
saw a swan?
fed bread crumbs to ducks?
watched a squirrel run around your yard?
went for a walk?
went for a bike ride?
rode on the back of a hay ride?
stopped and smelled a rose?
did something that embarrassed you till you blushed?
were really scared?

have you ever seen a deer?
have you ever eaten a deer?

have you asked me new q's in my truth thread today?

do you know what Lemmings are known for?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on April 06, 2009, 03:56:31 am
What is your dream house? Large, mainly open plan, kind of like a Saxon long house (but more "up to date"), Bedrooms and bathrooms being the only separate rooms. Oh and a dungeon (every house should have one you know).
Does it have a pool? Nope
How about woods in the back? Definatly.
What is the best kind of weather? warm (not hot but warm) and sunny.
Is it like that where you live? I live in England... so no.
Are Good and Evil absolutes? Ideas? Nonsense? Some combination of the three? They're absolute concepts that help position concepts of morality.
What is your favorite philosopher? Can't say I have one
What is your favorite book? Hrm. Tough choice. Changes a lot, but probbaly The 3rd or 4th Wheel of Time books, before Robert Jordan kind of ran out of ideas to pad the series out...
Aren't sex toys kind of gross? Um.. depends on your definition of sex toys... but not really.
Is it uncooth that I just asked you that?   :( Nah.

would you like to live on the moon? No, it's grey and boring... I need trees and stuff.
when was the last time you watched a bugs bunny cartoon? A very long time ago.

What do you think about stuff?  :-\ Stuff is great...
What's your favorite kind of junk?  :'( The stuff I dont have to get rid of...
Have you ever had writer's block? Yes.
How do you cure it? Bath, tv, anything that doesnt involve thinking about it.
Is it a nice day outside?  Yup
What is always worth being serious about? Nothing.
What is never worth being serious about? Stuff
Do you have a favorite park to go to? No.
Do you live with anybody else? At this precise moment no. But in the grand scheme of things yes. (My girlfriend is studying in Holland for 4 months, then she'll be back living with me again).
Do they ever eat all the cereal? No, she hates the stuff I eat.
What kind of passive agressive behavior do you indulge in? Selective forgetfulness - If I cant be bothered with it I WILL forget it.
What kind do you never tolerate? Erm.
Would you say you usually say what's bothering you or more let things slide? Bit of both, depends what it is, I'm pritty easy-going so there isnt much that bothers me enough.
What is the sexiest musician from the 80's? Errrm.. I was very young then so no idea.
The sexiest song from the 80's? No idea..
The sexiest musicain right now? Pass, music isnt really my thing (well not modern stuff anyway)
The sexiest song right now?  :-[ No idea

do you think there are too many of these truth threads? Yup[.. lets forget about this one ;)

Have you seen Madagascar 2? Nope.
do you like cute fluffy animal movies? I dont hate them, but wouldnt go out of my way to watch them (ie someone else would have to come up with the idea to go see one... but I wouldnt say no).
when was the last time you:
went to the zoo? Hrm. Last year sometime.
saw a swan? Last week.
fed bread crumbs to ducks? A very long time ago.
watched a squirrel run around your yard? A good 8 years ago.. I cant see my yard from my house.
went for a walk? Last week
went for a bike ride? Two years ago..
rode on the back of a hay ride? Never
stopped and smelled a rose? Never.. I have hayfever so cant smell a damn thing when there's something to smell.
did something that embarrassed you till you blushed? Hrm cant remember..
were really scared? February some time. Driving home from work when the roads were just ice (I have to go up two steep hills - and down one - to get home - and both have traffic lights up the top and they had long queues too) that was very scarey.
have you ever seen a deer? Yes
have you ever eaten a deer? Venison, yes.
have you asked me new q's in my truth thread today? Nope
do you know what Lemmings are known for? Being in computer games, throwig tehmselves off cliffs.. and being in one of my favourite quotes.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 08:48:54 am
what's your lemming quote?

ever had:
frog legs?
escargot?
rabbit?
Duck?
miso Soup?
French Onion soup?
fried green beans?

ever eaten a worm?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on April 06, 2009, 03:39:13 pm
What is the last movie you saw?

What is the last good movie you saw?

Can you tell us a little about it?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 06, 2009, 10:33:14 pm
have you ever eaten turtle?

how do 5 and 5 make 12?

have you read Alice and Wonderland?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on April 08, 2009, 08:57:55 pm
Do you love pickles?

What is your favorite phallic food?

What is your favorite ice cream flavour?

Isn't fanservice AWSOME!  :o
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 08, 2009, 11:48:29 pm
have you ever written a fanfiction?

What is the worst fanfiction you have ever read?

what do you think of when you hear the name Bob?

Do you like Dr Suess?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on April 10, 2009, 04:50:43 pm
Do you like sour things?

Do you like spicy things?

Do ever go to bars?

Do you ever go to book stores?

What is the most emberessing place you freqently shop at?

What is the hippest thing about you that no one knows?

What silly thing do you do on a regular basis?

What silly thing do you look forward to?

Are you neat or messy?

Are you fast or slow?

Do you like get away with things or do you always fess up?

Can others trust you?

Can you trust others?

Can you shake your money maker?   
 
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 10, 2009, 09:25:29 pm
does mickey mouse close his ears for the mickey mouse hats?

what is your favorite color cotton candy?

have you seen the Broadway play CATS?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on April 14, 2009, 01:15:38 am
what's your lemming quote? "But I'm a mechanoid sir, I have about as much interest in saving my own life as a chronically depressed lemming".

ever had:
frog legs? No
escargot? No
rabbit? No
Duck? Yes
miso Soup? No
French Onion soup? No
fried green beans? No

ever eaten a worm? No

What is the last movie you saw?  Shrek the Third (unless your question involves going to the cinema)
What is the last good movie you saw? erm.
Can you tell us a little about it?  I could.. if I wasnt feeling mean.

have you ever eaten turtle? No
how do 5 and 5 make 12? Count in octal.
have you read Alice and Wonderland? No.

Do you love pickles?  Not the ones you are thinking of no...
What is your favorite phallic food? um..
What is your favorite ice cream flavour? Cant say I have one.
Isn't fanservice AWSOME!  :o What's that?

have you ever written a fanfiction? No
What is the worst fanfiction you have ever read? Hrmmm
what do you think of when you hear the name Bob? Rowen Atkinson (Blackadder).
Do you like Dr Suess? When I was younger.

Do you like sour things?  Some.
Do you like spicy things?  Some.
Do ever go to bars? No.
Do you ever go to book stores? Yes.
What is the most emberessing place you freqently shop at? Cant say there is one right now.
What is the hippest thing about you that no one knows?  NO idea.
What silly thing do you do on a regular basis? Do these forums count?
What silly thing do you look forward to? um..
Are you neat or messy? Messy.
Are you fast or slow? Depends, fast at some things, slow at others.
Do you like get away with things or do you always fess up? Bit of both.
Can others trust you? For most things.
Can you trust others? Usually.
Can you shake your money maker? My what?
 
does mickey mouse close his ears for the mickey mouse hats? Que?
what is your favorite color cotton candy? what? Stop using American names!
have you seen the Broadway play CATS? I've seen the Westend production of Cats (the London equivalent of Broadway)
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Sister Aluicious on April 15, 2009, 12:46:22 am
which muppet baby do you most relate to?
what is your favorite ale?
if you could take over any single country's government what country would that be?
have you ever thought about what you would want for a tattoo if you were going to get one?
what cartoon character would you most like to meet in person?
what is your nickname in real life?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 15, 2009, 11:48:06 pm
tonights q's:

do you have to pay taxes?

would you like to collect rubber duckies?

do you have a rubber duckie?

what kind of food do you find erotic?

do you think oysters are really and aphrodisiac?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on April 18, 2009, 10:56:30 am
do you have any mystery meat living in your fridge?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 18, 2009, 08:25:31 pm
do you prefer to ask questions or answer them?

what is your favorite part of work?

what is your favorite recipe?

would you like to eat a Popsicle right now?

do you like raisins?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 01:00:40 am
Is logic flawless?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on April 24, 2009, 10:07:11 pm
do you have cable, satellite, antenna or something else??

what kind of computer are you using right now?

what is your favorite thing to do on the internet?

what is your favorite piece of clothing you own?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on June 08, 2009, 02:25:22 pm
Hot Dogs or hambugers?

Katchup or Mustard?

US or UK?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on June 09, 2009, 09:01:11 pm
are there any movies out right now that you want to see?

what movies do you think will rock on the big screen?

what do oceans mean to you?

have you seen "the Color Purple"
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Selan on June 16, 2009, 04:03:57 am
HOnestly now..... Do you have pictures of me on your computer?
HAve you ever had a sticky keyboard?
Is red-bull, coke or other sweet drinks mixed with keyboard a bad idea?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on June 21, 2009, 05:58:23 am
what would be the easiest way to find naked pictures of you?
would they be tasteful pictures?

why did the chicken cross the other side to get to the road?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on June 26, 2009, 12:12:01 pm
what things do you contemplate late at night?

do you know how to jitterbug?

would you wear pink in public places?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on June 27, 2009, 05:03:59 am
So nighty....
How's life?
Have you been enjoying to have your gf around?
Have you been storing evidence of Selan being on Flipside, like pic´s and personal notes?
Does that make you allmighty?
When was the last time you went to the Netherlands?
What is it you like about our country?
What do you hate about it?
What is your main goal in life?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on July 08, 2009, 02:14:00 am
which muppet baby do you most relate to? Erm pass.
what is your favorite ale? Dont have one as I dont drink...
if you could take over any single country's government what country would that be? Hrmmm Why settle for one country?
have you ever thought about what you would want for a tattoo if you were going to get one? No.
what cartoon character would you most like to meet in person? None.
what is your nickname in real life? I dont have one.

do you have to pay taxes? Yes :(
would you like to collect rubber duckies? Doesnt everyone?
do you have a rubber duckie? Unfortunatly not!
what kind of food do you find erotic? Erm cant say that I do...
do you think oysters are really and aphrodisiac? No idea.

do you have any mystery meat living in your fridge? No

do you prefer to ask questions or answer them? Either works.. depends on the question :D
what is your favorite part of work? hrm...
what is your favorite recipe? No idea
would you like to eat a Popsicle right now? Not really.
do you like raisins? Yes

Is logic flawless? No

do you have cable, satellite, antenna or something else?? Satellite
what kind of computer are you using right now? Laptop
what is your favorite thing to do on the internet? Annoy you lot :D
what is your favorite piece of clothing you own? Dont have a favourite.

Hot Dogs or hambugers? Hamburgers
Katchup or Mustard? Neither
US or UK? UK

are there any movies out right now that you want to see? Star Trek
what movies do you think will rock on the big screen? Pass
what do oceans mean to you? A helluva lot of water
have you seen "the Color Purple" No

HOnestly now..... Do you have pictures of me on your computer? No
HAve you ever had a sticky keyboard? Yes
Is red-bull, coke or other sweet drinks mixed with keyboard a bad idea? Very (cost me at least 3 keyboards).

what would be the easiest way to find naked pictures of you? Look on one of the cards of my digital camera...
would they be tasteful pictures? Not really
why did the chicken cross the other side to get to the road? Wibble.

what things do you contemplate late at night? What evil things I'm going to do to my girlfriend..
do you know how to jitterbug? Not a clue.
would you wear pink in public places? Sure.

So nighty....
How's life? Hello, it's good.
Have you been enjoying to have your gf around? Yes
Have you been storing evidence of Selan being on Flipside, like pic´s and personal notes? Definatly, cant stalk her without them...
Does that make you allmighty? Hope so.
When was the last time you went to the Netherlands? Easter
What is it you like about our country?  Um...
What do you hate about it? It costs money to get there...
What is your main goal in life?  To have you and Selan as my nubile sex slaves ofc.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on July 08, 2009, 03:24:21 am
Am I scarey?

Do I frieghten you?

Do I frighten other people?

Do I frighten the other forumites?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on July 08, 2009, 03:33:45 am
Am I scarey? Um.. no
Do I frieghten you? No
Do I frighten other people? Probably
Do I frighten the other forumites? Hard to tell..
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on July 10, 2009, 06:45:21 pm
 :-*

are you surprised I haven't asked any new q's in a while?

where you relieved you didn't have a million more q's to answer?

what is your favorite kind of pie?

do you like cheesecake?

what kind of cake should I serve at a long Island iced tea party?

Do you think it's a red neck thing to roast marshmallows on a rake?

Are you going to ask me some new q's in my truth thread now?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on July 14, 2009, 07:48:53 am
Nighty the allmighty!
 :-*

Anywho....
Why do you not like Holland?
Where in Holland is your GF from?
How's work, any exciting stuff?
When was the last time you did something exciting?
Do you like theme-parcs?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on July 16, 2009, 09:13:34 pm
do you like your meat still mooing?

where's the beef?

what's for dinner?

what did you think of when you first woke up today?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: D Archangel on August 20, 2009, 08:09:06 pm
Ever been hit in the head with a frying pan?
Ever burn yourself on something?
Would you play the flute?
Are you the kind of person that is quick to anger?
Do you repress feelings?
What do you consider to be beautiful qualities of people?
What qualities of people do you dislike?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on August 22, 2009, 08:19:52 pm
have you noticed my recent uninquisitiveness?

what do you think of two naked girls running through the woods?

think they'll survive long enough to get away?

should the hunter find them?

or should soemone else find them first?

are you gonna ask me some new q's since I'm asking you some?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on August 28, 2009, 01:28:00 am
are you surprised I haven't asked any new q's in a while? Nah
where you relieved you didn't have a million more q's to answer? What makes you think I dont?
what is your favorite kind of pie? Apple!
do you like cheesecake? Yup
what kind of cake should I serve at a long Island iced tea party? Ermm I'll get back to you on that one
Do you think it's a red neck thing to roast marshmallows on a rake? Possibly
Are you going to ask me some new q's in my truth thread now? Maybe

Nighty the allmighty!
 Kiss

Anywho....
Why do you not like Holland? Did I say I didnt like it?
Where in Holland is your GF from? Somewhere that may possibly be near Utrect...
How's work, any exciting stuff? Nope, just naked Selan pictures on da net
When was the last time you did something exciting? No idea...
Do you like theme-parcs? Yes

do you like your meat still mooing? No
where's the beef? That's a secret
what's for dinner? Food.
what did you think of when you first woke up today? Cant remember..

Ever been hit in the head with a frying pan? Yes
Ever burn yourself on something? Yes
Would you play the flute? Nope
Are you the kind of person that is quick to anger? No
Do you repress feelings? More than likely.
What do you consider to be beautiful qualities of people? Hrmmm
What qualities of people do you dislike? Erm

have you noticed my recent uninquisitiveness? No cuz I havent been watching this thread tbh.
what do you think of two naked girls running through the woods? I hope they're Selan and Leana.
think they'll survive long enough to get away? They wont get away from me...
should the hunter find them? Nah
or should soemone else find them first? Yes ME, so I can turn them into my nubile sex slaves, buwahahahaha
are you gonna ask me some new q's since I'm asking you some? Alright alright.. stop nagging  ;D
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on August 28, 2009, 01:35:23 am
do you really think selan and leana would be your nubile sex slaves?

so why haven't you answered your q's in a while?

did you forget you had a truth thread?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on August 28, 2009, 01:45:02 am
do you really think selan and leana would be your nubile sex slaves? No.. but I can hope. (Not like anyone on this forum would but you never know...)
so why haven't you answered your q's in a while? Lazyness
did you forget you had a truth thread? Me forget?!?! um yeah ok I'm very forgetful, but nope didnt forget the thread.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Pozf on August 29, 2009, 12:21:27 am
No tie me up together with NightWraith

SO.... When do we plan our attack?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on August 29, 2009, 12:42:25 am
so how would that work?
if yo two got selan and she already has odd then ... you would have odd and selan both?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on August 31, 2009, 12:59:41 pm
Whats over there?>>>>

Whats up there?^

Whats overe there?<<<<

Whats below this?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on August 31, 2009, 01:05:41 pm
Ever get tired of questions?
How's your gf?
Is she missing Holland?
Will we ever see you in real life?
Any excitement recently?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 01, 2009, 12:53:01 am
what did you think of the nekkid piccies of me?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 02, 2009, 12:46:28 pm
No tie me up together with NightWraith

SO.... When do we plan our attack? I've been planning mine for months.. only thing I cant decide is kidnap Leana first or Selan...

so how would that work? It's a surpirise...
if yo two got selan and she already has odd then ... you would have odd and selan both? We would.. I'd take Selan and poz can have odd.

Whats over there?>>>> Stuff
Whats up there?^ More Stuff
Whats overe there?<<<< Even more stuff!
Whats below this? I think you get the idea by now...

Ever get tired of questions? Sometimes
How's your gf? She is ok
Is she missing Holland? Yes but not for long.... (we're off there tomorrow.)
Will we ever see you in real life? When I come and kidnap you and make you my slaves. Maybe even before then  ;D
Any excitement recently? Naked pictures of Selan where have you been!

what did you think of the nekkid piccies of me? Woooohooooo!! More naked Smiles in the woods pictures needed!
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 02, 2009, 10:58:10 pm
heh you first :P ::)

would you take a piccy of you nekkid outside?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 04, 2009, 05:48:21 am
heh you first :P ::) Leana first....

would you take a piccy of you nekkid outside? I would if it were possible., but the only "outside" at home is the front of my flat (where the entire street can see me (it's
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 04, 2009, 08:37:07 pm
 :( aww bummer then no more naked in the woods piccies from me. :P

what would your ground rules for a sex slave be?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 06, 2009, 05:31:45 am
heh you first :P ::) Leana first....
Hmmm sounds like some-one has to go in front of the camera and be naked...and it most certainly isn't me :)
Did you go on a holiday?
Why were you gone for a week?
Will you take a pic of your girl and show us?
Naked?
Do you think i smell?
Should i take a shower?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 07, 2009, 01:01:37 pm
 :( aww bummer then no more naked in the woods piccies from me. :P That's what you think!
 what would your ground rules for a sex slave be? Ok hrmmm... Well the (very) basics are (taking out any negotiated exceptions):

Always be naked (except for your collar unless told other wise)
Keep underarms, legs, "down there" etc. clean shaven.
Always call me "Master"
No having an orgasm without permission and no touching yourself in a way intended to arouse yourself without permission.
You may do your own thing when you have no orders to carry out (you have been dismissed), but you must be ready to carry out any task I ask of you immediately.
You will be give safewords which you may use should you have a real need to "step out" of your role, please respect them, they're not a "get out of jail free" card.


I'm sure there are more but my head is hurting and I cant think atm.

heh you first :P ::) Leana first....
Hmmm sounds like some-one has to go in front of the camera and be naked...and it most certainly isn't me :) Of course it is you!
Did you go on a holiday? Kind of. In holland for my gfs brothers wedding and to sort out a ton of PhD crap. So not exactly a holiday (distinct lack of relaxing)
Why were you gone for a week? I still am
Will you take a pic of your girl and show us? I may post one of the two of us.
Naked? Nope.
Do you think i smell? *sniff* nope.
Should i take a shower? Hang on let me turn on Leana's-shower-cam. Ok done.. yes you should go take a shower.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 08, 2009, 10:20:52 pm
 :'( ? oh? you gonna try and get me out in some woods naked to take piccies? <.<;

would you make yor sex slave get their tubes tied?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 09, 2009, 12:48:02 am
 :'( ? oh? you gonna try and get me out in some woods naked to take piccies? <.<; You never know... :D
would you make yor sex slave get their tubes tied? No.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 09, 2009, 02:08:09 am
okay then so if i have no underwear what will yo do about my icky time of month?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 09, 2009, 03:05:16 am
okay then so if i have no underwear what will yo do about my icky time of month? Depends... my gf is on birth control pills that suppress that time of the month so she's never icky. Panties would be allowed at that time of the month if the aforementioned pills were unsuitable....

It's something that would be negotiated.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 06:39:36 pm
Hypothetically if i was your sexsalve:
how far would you negotiate with me?

would you be nice like Pozf and let me have holidays?

would you keep me locked up when you weren't home?

would you feed me good food?

would I loose weight?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 12, 2009, 10:46:36 pm
Hypothetically if i was your sexsalve:
how far would you negotiate with me? Everything is open for negotiation before things start and after that if there are issues.
would you be nice like Pozf and let me have holidays? Define holiday
would you keep me locked up when you weren't home? No
would you feed me good food? Yes
would I loose weight? Depends if you need to/want to then yes.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 11:00:46 pm
holiday as in going home to visit family and/or friends during holidays like christmas/4th of july/conventions.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 12, 2009, 11:11:06 pm
holiday as in going home to visit family and/or friends during holidays like christmas/4th of july/conventions.
Ok those.. yes.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 12, 2009, 11:25:26 pm
would you worry i wouldn't come back?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 12, 2009, 11:36:28 pm
would you worry i wouldn't come back? No. If you wanted/were serious about the relationship you'd come back.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 13, 2009, 12:37:31 am
what if someone tried to kidnap me while i was away?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 14, 2009, 03:19:56 am
what if someone tried to kidnap me while i was away? Does this happen to you often then?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on September 14, 2009, 07:59:06 am
Do I get the blame for everything in here?

How was your weekend?

Have fun?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 14, 2009, 08:40:05 am
Do I get the blame for everything in here?
you're forum attitude has confused me slightly heh blame NW

No. I do see....

How was your weekend? It was ok I guess.

Have fun? In parts.
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Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 14, 2009, 10:41:38 am
no but it could happen. what would you do if i was kidnapped?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 14, 2009, 10:58:55 am
no but it could happen. what would you do if i was kidnapped? If it was Pozf I might let him keep you.... else I'd do what I'd do if it was anyone else I cared about and get you back
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Pozf on September 14, 2009, 12:28:57 pm
why would you let me keep her *possibly* but do something assuming horrible to others?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 16, 2009, 04:44:19 am
why would you let me keep her *possibly* but do something assuming horrible to others? Because I'm nice like that.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 16, 2009, 12:10:51 pm
you'd want pozf to have me after you had me?

what if you wanted to keep me?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 17, 2009, 12:56:30 am
you'd want pozf to have me after you had me? May be, may be not. I'd want you to be with the person you want to be with, who could look after you, etc.
what if you wanted to keep me? Ultimately like any relationship it's upto both partners to want the relationship, if you wanted me to keep you and I wanted to keep you then Poz couldn't have you.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 17, 2009, 04:19:37 am
So nighty....It's time for me to ask some questions!!!bwuhahhahaha....
Are you thinking about moving to holland?
Why?
Are you ever going to find a job here?
Would you like us to visit you?
Does my relationship with Selan fascinate you?
Are you coming to the flipside euro-meeting on your own?
What was the last lie you told us?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 17, 2009, 04:30:27 am
So nighty....It's time for me to ask some questions!!!bwuhahhahaha.... Uh oh...
Are you thinking about moving to holland? yes
Why? Well it depends where my gf finds a job she's looking in both Holland and the UK.
Are you ever going to find a job here? I hope so.
Would you like us to visit you? Of course. Especially if you are naked.
Does my relationship with Selan fascinate you? No.
Are you coming to the flipside euro-meeting on your own? If I go it will most likely be on my own.
What was the last lie you told us? "Especially if you are naked." Up above, and all the other wanting you and selan being my sex slaves messing about I do here. (Just dont tell Selan).
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 17, 2009, 04:38:31 am
If you are honest right now, would it freak you  if a woman turned up naked on your doorstep?
Where do you think your gf will find a job?
Where do you hope she will find a job?
Aren't you sure you are coming to the flipside-euro meeting?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 17, 2009, 04:41:44 am
If you are honest right now, would it freak you  if a woman turned up naked on your doorstep? To be honest I have absolutely no idea what I would do if that happened. But I have a feeling it wouldnt be "good".
Where do you think your gf will find a job? I have no idea.
Where do you hope she will find a job? Holland (just).
Aren't you sure you are coming to the flipside-euro meeting? Nope.Not sure at all.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 17, 2009, 04:48:44 am
Why aren't you sure you are coming?
So why would you like her to find a job in Holland?
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
And the most embarassing?
Do you ever drink alcohol?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 17, 2009, 04:57:43 am
Why aren't you sure you are coming? Depends when and where it is.
So why would you like her to find a job in Holland? She has family and friends over there and being her having to spend the whole time working on her PhD hasnt given her time to make friends here. Shorter version - I think she'd be happier therer than here.
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done? Ermm nothing springs to mind right now, but I'm sure there's pleanty of stuff.
And the most embarassing? Hrmmm, either the being made to dress up in a short skirt and basque or being forced to spend the day as a dog including having to go outside and lift my leg against a tree if I needed to pee (which was the embarassing bit).
Do you ever drink alcohol? Very (very very very very) occasionally.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 17, 2009, 05:01:32 am
Why did you do that stuff being dressed up in a skirt or spending the day like a dog?
So you'll go wherever she goes?
Are you still madly in love with her?
Do you want her to be happy?
Will you come if it's in Scotland?
Why do you drink very ocassionaly?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 17, 2009, 05:05:39 am
Why did you do that stuff being dressed up in a skirt or spending the day like a dog? Because I was ordered to by my then Mistress.
So you'll go wherever she goes? Yes
Are you still madly in love with her? Yup
Do you want her to be happy? Yes
Will you come if it's in Scotland? I'm more likely to than if it was on the continent. Unless I'm living on the content by that time...
Why do you drink very ocassionaly? I just dont, getting drunk has never appealed to me.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 17, 2009, 07:09:07 pm
Would you like to live near a river or lake?

would you like to live on an island?

would you like to live near a waterfall?

would you like to have a bunny?

Do you think I should keep my nekkid piccies up?

Do you drink alot of pop (ie: Pepsi, Coke, Cream soda)

Coconuts or bananas?

Do you like pineapple?

do you have any allergies?

what is your favorite  kind of cheese?

Do you eat alot of food when you eat?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 18, 2009, 02:56:38 am
Would you like to live near a river or lake? Yes
would you like to live on an island? Sure.. depends if it's one of these active volcano ones or not though
would you like to live near a waterfall? Yup
would you like to have a bunny? No
Do you think I should keep my nekkid piccies up? No, probably a good idea to remove them at some point.
Do you drink alot of pop (ie: Pepsi, Coke, Cream soda) No
Coconuts or bananas? Bana nas
Do you like pineapple? Depends what it is with.
do you have any allergies? Yes, pollen
what is your favorite  kind of cheese? Hrmmm a blue cheese but not paticular favoourite
Do you eat alot of food when you eat? Average I'd guess.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 18, 2009, 03:38:28 am
So any luck with your gf's jobsearch?
Are you enjoying your job?
Are you attached to England?
When are you going to post a pic of you an your girl?
When was the last time you exercised?
What was the last thing that made you laugh?
When was the last time you cried?
About what?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 18, 2009, 03:44:39 am
So any luck with your gf's jobsearch? Not yet
Are you enjoying your job? yes
Are you attached to England? somewhat
When are you going to post a pic of you an your girl? When I get one (supposed to be getting e-mailed some friends took, but no luck yet)
When was the last time you exercised? Erm... dont ask. Wait does sex count as exercise, it's supposed to get your heart going and everything...
What was the last thing that made you laugh?

If I made her serve you tea naked?Hmmm...i don't know...do you share?
What would you do if it turned out to be Selan?Start crying, ask Selan if this is what she really wants and after that...Do you share?

When was the last time you cried?
About what?

Erm cant remember exactly, if ther were any incidents between now and when I was bullied at school I've wiped them from my memory.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 18, 2009, 03:49:06 am
So a real guy you are!
Quote
When was the last time you cried?
About what?
Erm cant remember exactly, if ther were any incidents between now and when I was bullied at school I've wiped them from my memory.
Do you find it difficult to show your emotions?
What do you like about life?
What do you like about work?
What do you enjoy when being outside?
Do you like to swim?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 18, 2009, 03:53:05 am
So a real guy you are! Well I have all the parts...
Do you find it difficult to show your emotions? Yes.
What do you like about life?  Erm... stuff
What do you like about work? It's challenging
What do you enjoy when being outside? Just being outside.
Do you like to swim? Yes.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 18, 2009, 03:57:38 am
Are you a guy who is short in words?
Was this question overrated?
Do you talk about feelings with your gf?
Are these questions hard?
What kind of mobile phone do you have?
What's your computerbrand?
When was the last time you were sick?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 18, 2009, 04:01:11 am
Are you a guy who is short in words? yes.
Was this question overrated? Quite possibly.
Do you talk about feelings with your gf? Not really.
Are these questions hard? Very.
What kind of mobile phone do you have? A black one... erm.. A nokia something or other
What's your computerbrand? It's not, I bought the bits and made it myself.
When was the last time you were sick? Er, just after last Christmas
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 18, 2009, 04:09:27 am
Are you a computergenius?
Would you like to be able to talk about feelings?
Would you clean my computer from all sorts of shit thats on it and show me it's functions if i would drop by?
Are you a happy man?
Do you like to swim in open water?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 18, 2009, 04:12:58 am
Are you a computergenius? Yup!
Would you like to be able to talk about feelings? I suppose.
Would you clean my computer from all sorts of shit thats on it and show me it's functions if i would drop by? of course.
Are you a happy man? Honestly, no I'm probably not.
Do you like to swim in open water? No. Mainly because all the open water around her is bloody cold!
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 18, 2009, 04:19:28 am
Did you know sports make you a happier person?
Will you start playing sports now?
What kind of music do you listen too?
What do you do to relax?
Do you forget a lot of stuff?
Do you like phil collins?
What does your gf look like?
What is your main goal in life?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 18, 2009, 04:25:41 am
Did you know sports make you a happier person? Do they?
Will you start playing sports now? No, as I've no idea which one to do! or who to do it with! Unless you move to England :D
What kind of music do you listen too? Rock
What do you do to relax? Play computer games or erm.. do stuff involving my gf and rope.
Do you forget a lot of stuff? Yes! I went to the shop to get milk for the office early and totally forgot I was going to pick up some tortillas and stuff for tonight.
Do you like phil collins? Never really listened to him.
What does your gf look like? As tall as me, blond hair, blue eyes, a bit plump at the moment (but is on a diet).
What is your main goal in life? To make you and Selan my nubile sex slaves.. thought you knew this by now!! Nah seriously dont have one at the moment. Find somewhere nice and get settled I guess.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on September 18, 2009, 04:30:57 am
Do you try to make people laugh?
Do you know it works?
So what's the worst thing you ever forgot?
Does your gf do sports?
So you like rock....did you know that's really good?
What kind of rock?
Do you know the dutch rock-chick anouk?
How's the weather over there?
Do you have a cold right now?

Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 18, 2009, 04:35:38 am
Do you try to make people laugh? No, if I try it is usually one big failure.
Do you know it works? Woohoo... wait what works?
So what's the worst thing you ever forgot?
Does your gf do sports? No
So you like rock....did you know that's really good? it is.. good :)
What kind of rock? More of the older kind of stuff, Progressive Rock, Nothing very heavy or hard core though. Status Quo and ZZ Top's about as heavy as I get.
Do you know the dutch rock-chick anouk? No.
How's the weather over there? Cloudy, sigh.
Do you have a cold right now? No. I'm perfectly well at the moment.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: West on September 18, 2009, 05:17:03 pm
Most things get an "s" when thye become plural, but some things, like geese, get something odd. If you wanted to have a plural of plurals, how would you modify the word?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 21, 2009, 12:02:47 am
Most things get an "s" when thye become plural, but some things, like geese, get something odd. If you wanted to have a plural of plurals, how would you modify the word? What?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: West on September 22, 2009, 05:36:50 am
lol, ok how about what's your favorite fictional weapon?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on September 22, 2009, 05:55:42 am
Have you ever driven a snow mobile?

ever ridden on:

a camel?

an elephant?

a horse?

ever seen the film Local Hero?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 11:39:16 am
Did you notice anything wrong in that kite surfer story?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 25, 2009, 12:19:03 am
lol, ok how about what's your favorite fictional weapon? Dont have one.

Have you ever driven a snow mobile?
ever ridden on:
a camel?
an elephant?
a horse?
ever seen the film Local Hero? No to all of the above.

Did you notice anything wrong in that kite surfer story? No to that as well.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 30, 2009, 11:28:53 am
do you really want me to stalk you? :'(
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on September 30, 2009, 01:50:34 pm
do you really want me to stalk you? :'( No.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on September 30, 2009, 01:59:05 pm
lol ;D

okay then why did you frown face when i said i wasn't stalking you?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 02, 2009, 03:04:57 am
okay then why did you frown face when i said i wasn't stalking you? Comic effect.... or er something
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 02, 2009, 09:34:56 pm
do you enjoy autumn?

where is the rabbit hole?

for that matter where is Alice?

what is your favorite horror creature?

what is the lamest horror creature?


cold plus rain is bad or good?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 05, 2009, 04:13:44 am
do you enjoy autumn? NOt when it's wet...
where is the rabbit hole? Which one?
for that matter where is Alice? Bound naked in my dungeon  ;D
what is your favorite horror creature? erm.. can't say I have one.
what is the lamest horror creature? Smiles, she's just not scarey.
cold plus rain is bad or good? Baaaad
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2009, 04:41:13 am
Did you miss me?
Did you have a good weekend?
What have you made out of balloons so far?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 05, 2009, 04:44:35 am
Did you miss me?  Who are you again?
Did you have a good weekend? Shopping with the gf to find her a suit for her PhD thing in 2 seeks time, my home PC decides to go completely screwy and my windows disk to get screwed up, so not really.
What have you made out of balloons so far? A mess.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2009, 05:29:08 am
why a tat on my buttocks?

Can it be any where else?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 05, 2009, 05:29:57 am
why a tat on my buttocks? Because
Can it be any where else? Maybe in another question...
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2009, 09:18:35 am
Have you got any tatoos?
where are they?
what/who are they of?

if no to the above:
Will you get a tatoo?
ever thought about it?
where would you put it?
what would it be of?
or would it be some ones name?
would it be your GF's or some one in here?
if it was of some one in here who would it be?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 07, 2009, 12:09:23 am
naked in the dungeon eh?

how old is said alice?

why is mulan considered a Disney princess when she isn't a princess?

she isn't the emperor's daughter right?

alice in wonderland isn't royalty either and she is consider one too?


how many bonus points for running over  the princess that's on the side of the road?

what's your favorite part about fall?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on October 07, 2009, 08:37:35 am
When will you be here???
In the land of clogs and windmills and cheese?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on October 07, 2009, 08:39:11 am
Is it time to cry havoc and slip loose the dogs of war?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 07, 2009, 09:01:36 am
Have you got any tatoos? No
where are they?
what/who are they of?

if no to the above:
Will you get a tatoo? No
ever thought about it? No
where would you put it? On Selan and Leana
what would it be of? It would say "Property of Nightwraith" ;D
or would it be some ones name? yup
would it be your GF's or some one in here? see above
if it was of some one in here who would it be? see above

naked in the dungeon eh? Indeed... best place for her ;D
how old is said alice? 21
why is mulan considered a Disney princess when she isn't a princess? cuz
she isn't the emperor's daughter right? no idea...who is she?
alice in wonderland isn't royalty either and she is consider one too? no idea

how many bonus points for running over  the princess that's on the side of the road? ohhh loads
what's your favorite part about fall? well it's certainly not the landing.

When will you be here??? Monday-Thursday
In the land of clogs and windmills and cheese? Yup

Is it time to cry havoc and slip loose the dogs of war? Dogs of war, are men of hate. With no cause we dont discriminate.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on October 07, 2009, 09:13:58 am
Hmmm "property of nightwraith", are you in need of a good bit of spanking?
So next week?
Will you visit us?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 07, 2009, 11:26:07 am
Hmmm "property of nightwraith", are you in need of a good bit of spanking? No but you probably do  ;)
So next week? Yes..
Will you visit us? To give you the spanking? I'd love to but I'm going to busy with the gfs PhD stuff all week :(
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on October 07, 2009, 11:57:28 am
Are you scared to visit us as well?
Does your gf know about us?
Are we your secret harem?
Will we ever meet you?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 07, 2009, 12:03:06 pm
Are you scared to visit us as well? Nope
Does your gf know about us? Yes. She's even spoken to Selan.
Are we your secret harem? Ah so you admit your my harem... yes you are my harem but you're not secret (well the fact you're part of my harem is).
Will we ever meet you? Hope so
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on October 07, 2009, 12:06:41 pm
Why hasn't she spoken to me?
Did they speak dutch?
When was this?
When will we meet?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 07, 2009, 12:11:59 pm
Why hasn't she spoken to me? I havent yet either...
Did they speak dutch? A little
When was this? The other week, we helped her sort her skype out.
When will we meet? next time I am over I hope... Just before I kidnap you.,
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on October 08, 2009, 10:21:03 am
Wow...i am jealous!
Are you ever ever jealous?
What makes you jealous?
Do you want to get married?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 08, 2009, 11:23:40 am
Wow...i am jealous!
Are you ever ever jealous? yes
What makes you jealous? Usuakky when they have something in their life that I feel I lack.
Do you want to get married? I'm not bothered either way tbh.
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: leana on October 10, 2009, 09:04:20 am
What do you feel you lack?
Are you and your gf always nice to eachother?
Are you all set to go to Holland?
When will you be going?
When will you arrive and where?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 12, 2009, 11:58:59 am
What do you feel you lack? not sure at the moment...
Are you and your gf always nice to eachother? Yes.. kind of... does torturing her in a kiky way count as being nice?
Are you all set to go to Holland? Yup
When will you be going? Sunday morning we went
When will you arrive and where? We arrived in holland at Breda (having driven from the eurotunel terminal in france) at about 3pm or so local time
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on October 15, 2009, 10:28:56 pm
 ::) hehe comic effect.. hmmm

kay then.


what is something disgusting soemone would find under their bed?

have you ever hidden candy and forgotten about it?


what are you going to be for halloween?

do you like gumdrops?

do you like twizzlers?

do you like lollipops?

do you like bubble gum?

do you like Tootsie rolls?

do you like caramels?

do you like bottle cap candy?

do you like sweet tarts?

do you like twix?

musketeer, milky way, baby ruth, butterfingers, or mars bars?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Oddball on October 16, 2009, 03:47:18 am
Lemon Curry?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on October 27, 2009, 01:29:58 am
why do people yawn?

does the cheese get lonely standing alone?

how many stars can you count in one night?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: NightWraith on October 28, 2009, 03:02:24 am
what is something disgusting soemone would find under their bed? mold.
have you ever hidden candy and forgotten about it? No
what are you going to be for halloween? Grumpy
do you like gumdrops? I guess
do you like twizzlers? What
do you like lollipops? Nah
do you like bubble gum? No
do you like Tootsie rolls? What
do you like caramels? yes
do you like bottle cap candy? what?
do you like sweet tarts? what
do you like twix? yes
musketeer, milky way, baby ruth, butterfingers, or mars bars? what, I suppose, what, what and yes

Lemon Curry? nah

why do people yawn? To see how many other people will yawn too
does the cheese get lonely standing alone? erm.. yes
how many stars can you count in one night? 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... damn it lost count
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: RoninAngel on November 02, 2009, 04:27:17 pm
Have you ever read El Goonish Shiv?
What is your favorite non-Flipside web comic?
Do you ever go to You Tube?
Do you ever go to That Guy With Guy With the Glasses?
Do you ever go to TVtropes?
What is your favorite thing about the Internets?
Did you know that I love Crazy Cores(TM) Skittles(TM)?
Title: Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
Post by: Smiles on February 07, 2010, 11:46:16 am
what's your sign?
what Chinese new year were you born in?
Did you know that this year is the year of the Tiger?

Happy Chinese New Year!