Maytag's Playhouse => Hall of Games => Topic started by: akashayi on March 18, 2009, 09:51:42 pm
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Forum migration
will not deter the awesome
Haiku Showdown thread
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Does it count if brain
Hurtyness prevents haikus
from making senseness?
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The new haiku thread
Debuts spectacularly
On the new forum
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Insomnia Strikes
Half conscious, incoherent
I haunt your forum
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I have two kittens
Licking each other on my
cold and unused bed
Furry mass of love
Relaxing until one cat
Sneezed on the other
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Your last Haikus might
be misconstrued by people
with certain "fancies"
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Cute kittens
in no way resemble your
yiffing furry porn
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"Too much info" means
Someone said something you can't
Erase from your brain
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Oh, Ronin Angel
The haiku format is strict
Check your syllables
Quick Reminder then,
It's three counted lines of verse,
five, seven and five.
That which has been seen
Can never then be unseen
The nets know this well.
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Fixed.
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hypocritical
are you "cute kittens" does not
give the needed five
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how did that get through?
no sleep and no play makes for
a brain dead kashi
Cute kitten cuddles
in no way resemble your
yiffing furry porn
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Much better sleepy
one must make sure to keep the
"Haiku" filter on
It was not my mind
that put your kittens actions
to that of the pr0ns
Could it possibly
be that you wished it be such?
psychology go!
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I wish that I had
a good poem idea
But it's not to be
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Twisting words provoked
Your psychological ploys
Have no hold on me
Clouds, fog and sprinkles
The Los Angeles weather
has become quite nice
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It takes 3 or more
Hours to fall asleep. Oi!
Insomnia right?
Or maybe it is
something else, either way this
makes Pozf sleepy.
Does this sound like fun?
It is not, Pozzy deprived.
Speckledorf'd Yay?
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Insomnia ep-
idemic - Akashayi-
such a trend-setter
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Akashayi had
Nothing to do with this blame
the night terrors. Eep!
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Night terrors oh no
sleep with a chainsaw, my friend
so sharp and cuddly
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hallucinations
acetaminophen caused.
Ibuprofen too!
Mixing the two drugs
apparently increases
strength by a ten fold
Hey look a pony!
And a blue cow too... blue blue
blue blue blue blue blue
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Migraines are the suck
Little brain golems dancing
around in my skull
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Genital warts, man
I hate the ones at the tip
- I did NOT say that! -
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Of course you did not
You typed it out, or at least
I hope you did... pie?
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Sweet zombie jesus
After the genital warts
Pie does not sound good
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Mind control, baby
To resist it is useless
Post your haiku now
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a. kasha. yi. is.
a. beau. ti. ful. and. finebabe
she rules us. all. now. :'(
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Ice cream, pie and boobs
Collective intelligence
Leads only to these.
Oh, flipside forum
Enlightened to the facts of
What is best in life.
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Goes to show, people's
Instincts are based sex, food
and more tasty food
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Gotta love B-Sides.
Bands playing music that ain't
theirs, are good mostly.
I Apologize
for using the word "ain't" I
hate the word with Fury.
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Have a texan friend
God, just the words he will use
I can't stop laughing
Ain't isn't as bad
While I dislike it greatly
net speak terrifies.
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In the jello pool
flipsiders are wrestling
sweet slippery fun.
:D
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Oh my! The other
last post wins thread got deaded
There goes my post count!
I guess the super
frenzy posting time starts now!
... dissapointing *sigh*
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Deaded, a new word
Unfamiliar with that one.
Alas for post counts.
Of course, this just means
the remaining flipsiders
will now have a chance.
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Deaded, a new word?
I think not Akasha... nope.
I use it a lot.
Also I think not,
nobody shall surpass me
in the posting war.
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All hail the new mod
Congratulations Smiles
Five green stars to you
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I bow down to none!
Her new founded powers fail!
I am not jealous!
Parties, family, pain.
Holidays are all about
Things I despise. FUCK.
I want three more hours.
I will move to the west coast.
I swear that I will.
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The west coast awaits
Your glorious arrival
Back here in the past.
XD
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"My glorious arrival"?
The western coastline shall rue
the day I appear.
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City of Angels
Is under my protection
Relax and have fun ;P
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Relax is something
I am incapable of.
Quite unfortunate.
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Oh my head
the pain within it
no drink again
(why cant i write a decent Haiku)
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Slack has been cut Odd.
Five seven five for each verse,
recount them up.... Yo...
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seven five seven?
wachoo talkin bout home girl?
Try five seven five.
The modding of smiles
Is killer and righteous, yeah!
Haiku thread is sticky!
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Hallucinations
are really something you need to
have checked there Umber
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::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I'm sorry Umber.
"Smiley" are 2 syllables.
Your last Haiku fails.
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Not 'smiley' but 'smirk'
I imagine that to be
Needs more effort though
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Akasha saddens.
You only post in some games.
Why is that miss Yi?
Pure forum silence.
It chills the mind and body.
People need to speak.
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A few weeks later
I return to the forum
Under a new name
Sorry for before
Stressful times were being had
I know, no excuse
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I need some time off.
None like a sad Poz anyway.
Expect few posts now.
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So freaking tired
World like a rainy window
Blurry thoughts expire
:(
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Metroid on my head
There's a metroid on my head.
Dear god, get it off.
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Pouring rain flood streets.
Walking across campus sucks,
With ten minute walks
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Share your rain, Pozf
We're suffering a heat wave
My kingdom for rain
xP
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I'm keeping my rain.
Get your own. Mine keeps it dark.
Stomach pains hurt... ugh
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Thruth thread is closing
Sorry if you had a q
that went unanswered
but please, do feel free
to ask me stuff somewhere else...
Stuff you want to know.
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Clouds accumulate,
Bearable temperature,
Yet illness persists.
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Cast wish and wish.
Wish for more constitution.
That works doesn't it?
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Akasha be well..
*transmits new age love healing*
Akasha Be Well!
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New Age Love Healing
Constitution is growing...
well, something's growing. :P
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Seventy seven
Fahrenheit. Last week winter
was still nipping cold.
Bring winter back here!
Heat kills my will to do things.
Just make it stop, Please.
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Seventy Seven
A chill, fair breeze compared to
Last week, Ninety Eight
Seriously now,
Ship down the refreshing rain
Damn heat in April
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In full blown summer,
how hot does Los Angeles
get? hundred plus?
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Most always, it does
Don't forget, California
is a hot desert.
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Asleep at the wheel?
Your final line is four, Yi.
Corrections are fun!
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Somewhat distracted
Blarg at miscalculations
Still blame insomnia
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Into the dungeon.
Playing with my new toys. FUN!
Dungeon dwelling time.
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Computer players.
Cheating know it all Bastards.
Must get better quick!
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no earthly amount
of sweet caffeinated drinks
can help me today T-T
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Caffeine is the cure!
You just are not ingesting
the proper dosage.
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Done... It's poor, but done.
I think before I get work,
Vacation Needed.
Where to go... somewhere...
I need relaxation, fun
if you would agree.
My apologizes
Grammar and structure is bad.
So very tired.
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Big burrito, chips.
The sauces were hot, hot, hot.
Man, I am so full.
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Oh Haiku thread Why!?
Why has nobody sent love
to thee Haiku thread.
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thirty nine degrees
with a fan and no a/c
no chance to survive
xP
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Gonnae no dee that
I cane I'm no Robbie Burns
But I can still rhyme
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thank you very much
great mistress akashayi
i'm glad you approve.
:-*
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I have lots of work
Probably don't have time now
to write a haiku.
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Zombies are coming
It's good that I am alone
Bunkered securely
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just give in Kashi
The zombie take over is
inevitable
I want your brains Miss
they are so big and tasty
Please Akasha, Please!
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If you're infected
I wont hesitate at all,
Blasting off your head
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Zombie I am not.
I just want your brains please.
I promise no harm.
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I grant no access
to my cranial contents
nor to my bunker
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literally not!
I wanted conversation
Not the tasty noms
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people who ping back
indeed difficult to find
contagion aside
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But I have jello!
OHMYGODHERECOMETHEHORDES
*grahblegarblebleh*
The last line is 5
Seriously I will count
Grah-ble Gar-ble Bleh
>.>
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Strange revelation
Post Zombie Haiku Showdown
I've become hungry
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FOR BRAINS!? Must I quote
RE: Your Brains? That started this
Didn't it.. i think?
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I watched Princess Mon-
onoke once, and after
the scene with the boar,
in which the boar said:
"You will suffer" and then died,
and rotted away,
I noticed some
crackers were in front of me
so I said "Snack time!"
...and ate them. Oh yeah -
need to finish this haiku
with more syllables.
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Just signed up for forum
Haiku: first thread to be read
This place looks like fun
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Welcome to Flipside!
glad you could join our forums
i hope you will stay.
:-*
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It's been my pleasure
But some have so many posts
Intimidating
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That's just our Pozf
Don't worry, he doesn't bite
as much as I do.
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Your bites are for play.
When I bite, I bite to kill.
2d8 Con perm.
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I'm a lich baby
UtterCold Fireball all day
Undead have no con
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Sweet, cool rainy day
Little more than a drizzle
still fills me with joy
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Whip out your haiku
This thread cries for attention
or I will whip you
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Whip me much harder
Your Attentions excite me
My Georgous Mistress
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Adeptly fashion
haikus both witty and fun
I will grant your wish
;P
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What? The Haiku Thread
Still lives? Forgot about that... :-[
I'll take a whipping
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What? The Haiku Thread
Still lives? Forgot about that... :-[
I'll take a whipping
You're goddamn right; You
Can not possibly win this
Fight of pretty words
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Butterfly, flower.
Sunshine yellow buttercups.
Blue-green sparkling sea.
(*Bam!* *Smack!* *KerSlap!* *Hit!*
Words just kicked you in the head!
And pretty ones, too!)
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(isn't sparkling 3 syllables?)
amusing show but
winged insects and small flowers
don't do much damage
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shower ran cold
now my throat has become sore
worst timing ever
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What a wussy-face!
Just a little cold shower
Causes a sore throat?
Dude, echinacea
Vitamin C also helps
Make your body strong!
(though I'm guessing you've probably tried those, so how about...)
What about Chi-gong?
Practice for 60 minutes
each day. Less sickness!
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it wasn't just that
and what did you just call me?
I'll smack you sideways.
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*lolll*
I believe it was
A Wussy-Face, milady
Thank god for distance!
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God damn this solo
Cemetary gates is hard
Oh why, dimebag, why
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Because it hates you
or you really suck at it
I guess the later
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Enters a poet.
Haiku is his specialty.
I am this wordsmith.
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A challenger's here.
What will the 'poet' do now?
We shall see in time.
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To observe my words,
With eyes in stead of through sound;
An amusing thought.
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Who's there? I can hear...
I'm gonna find thee, and show you...
I'm the master here.
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I have sever doubts.
They surround your 'mastery.'
I doubt you're as such.
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Irrelevant doubt.
Skill will be made evident,
facing this challenge.
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I was referring
to Japaka when i spoke.
He lacks evidence.
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I could tell as much,
Referencing "mastery",
It was obvious.
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Do you think so, lads?
Well, you have seen nothing yet.
I will show you then.
When haikus i say,
your mind is far blown away.
Mute you shall remain.
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An unfounded claim.
Though, on you, I place no blame.
New here, is my name.
See what I did there?
With rhyme, not that you would care,
I add skillful flair.
I'll put you to shame.
Your vanity, I will tame.
Trust me, I've got game.
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Is that so, Sushi?
Then i have some news for you,
haikus need no rhyme.
Show simplicity,
no need to make two ends meet.
Just a phrase to read.
Two sides of a coin,
a story, untold for us,
becomes clear when known.
Talk about summer,
or spring, if it suits your life,
but winter is mine.
A place to relax.
To read, share and all be one.
Who wants to be first?
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True, rhyme is needless.
I merely use it for show,
To express my knack.
But let us see then,
What can be fabricated,
as a true haiku.
Something of nature,
then a counter point to it,
then the conclusion...
But you chose winter,
as a subject all your own.
How disheartening.
It would be mine too,
but I'll honor it, the same.
I'll choose something else.
Strikingly serene,
The thunderous tempest rain.
Ambivalent calm.
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Then let's share haikus,
instead of fighting with them.
No master needed.
As cold as winter,
is the fire in our souls.
Warm feeling indeed.
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There was a river
In a now flooded forest.
Through death, new life grows.
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taking our topics?
then my topic is of bliss
I'll discuss beauty
Beauty, that of calm...
Beauty, that of the peace...
In beauty, is bliss.
A pale stone in sand
It is without a purpose
but it has meaning
no use comes of it
no use but to be itself
it's beautiful
perfect in it's way
it is subtle, beautiful,
in it's way... perfect.
all it is, is good
not destructive, good, or bad...
just a blissful stone.
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The sun shines above,
in the shadows it creates,
is a place we stay.
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The theme, by the way,
I have decided upon,
Is that of water.
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Flourishing cascade,
perpetually renewed,
Unchanging downfall.
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want not wanton stress,
do not feed fires of turmoil,
feel simplicity.
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Oceans, Violent,
Appear tranquil at the edge,
Pretending safety.
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With the raging wind,
comes slowly a softer breeze.
A caressing touch.
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Rain, rain, go away.
Come again another day;
A day I'm awake.
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crashing waves on sand
corrupt a land, and make it.
take it, by the hand.
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The temperature,
and the moisture in the air,
IS UNBEARABLE!
I'd have made better,
but the heat's getting to me.
I felt like ranting.
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if the heat 'gets' you
you must accept it's comfort.
Warmth is comforting.
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I preffer the cold,
dry, chilling and crude coldness.
I'm freezing right now.
(Srsly :()
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Cold is far better.
The refreshing chill of ice
Far surpasses warmth.
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not 'better,' but 'good.'
there is no competition.
there is only bliss.
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But only in cold.
Heat will never bring comfort
(Except for hot tubs).
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Who was it that quit?
I can only blame myself...
you can do the same.
We've led this thread ill!
I shall resurrect it now.
In three... two... one... Go!
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Very well, good sir;
A resurrection it is.
Cyberevival!
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What happened to us?
We abandoned this place,
time to bring it back!
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Time to write haiku.
After this introduction,
I'll write a good one.
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Life is difficult.
And if death were a lady,
would she be charming?
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if death was a lady,
she would be most beautiful.
The most beautiful.
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Would she be caring,
an anthropomorphic death?
Or would she be cold?
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She is always warm.
Waiting for our lives to end,
Patiently, she waits.
At our finish line,
She greets us with a wide smile.
To take us away.
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Her touch would be cold,
but would also be warming.
"Snow's warm when freezing."
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Ambivalent, death.
As the sand falls and life runs out,
she waits with a smile.
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subtly she calls me
her voice, quiet as the snow
but stronger than fire.
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Life and death compete,
opposites opposing self.
They are both equal.
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no... not equal... no.
All life dies. there's no balance.
all things go to death.
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Ah! A Haiku thread?
No one told me this was here.
Such Enlightenment.
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Let's change the subject.
Death is a gloomy theme, right?
Nature works just fine.
The air, the water,
Fire, earth, all these things, we are.
Such balance, we ain't.
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But life and death too,
are just as natural things.
And yes, they're equal.
All of life may die,
but life's the progenitor.
Life is its master.
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I was quoting that.
Or paraphrasing rather.
There is a balance.
Just as all life dies,
all life just the same is born.
Perfect harmony.
I will cease this now.
Death is a despressing point.
let's change the subject.
Also, welcome L0g0s.
Yes, there is a haiku thread...
and that is awesome.
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You made a mistake.
In "Also, welcome L0g0s"
there's six syllables.
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Well, you are correct,
he made a grave mistake there.
Sush a shame on him.
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uhhh... whoopsie daisy.
I meant for that to be "And."
My bad... I'm sorry.
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But back to business.
Rather than point out errors,
let's write some haiku.
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Agreed indeed, friend.
Now, any new ideas?
I'm all out i think.
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Yesterday, I felt,
regardless of calendars,
that Fall had begun.
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regardless "or" huh?
It's my turn to find errors.
(You made on just now)
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It was a typo. Obviously. I'm not even going to bother writing a response in haiku, because now you're just wasting time by reverting back to corrective comments, and especially when I was trying to be serious. At least my comment on your mistake was relevant to the nature of haiku.
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Actually, i agree with sushi on this one. :P
Oh well, back again,
keep it cool, and organize.
No need to argue, ok?
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And now we return.
Let's see if I can write now,
Something poetic.
...
Nope. Not in the mood.
Hopefully someone else is.
I'm taking a break.
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The relaxing sound,
a nearby waterfall.
It's life, it's flowing.
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...wasn't arguing.
just making use of his words
to post something here.
...
salmon swim upstream
dancing and leaping through air
falling in water.
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(doesn't "wasn't arguing." have 4 syllables?)
Diggy diggy hole,
i am digging a hole now.
Minecraft forever!
(yeh, i'm out of ideas XD)
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(doesn't "wasn't arguing." have 4 syllables?)
(no. was-n't-ar-gu-ing)
mine craft is not fun.
I don't know why you play it.
I'll never play it.
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making me haiku?
what a lousy trick that is.
now i'm done for good.
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Oh, sweet poetry...
I have missed you dearly, friend.
Thank you for my smile.