Maytag's Playhouse => Free Talk => Topic started by: charles on December 20, 2009, 05:08:13 am

Title: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 20, 2009, 05:08:13 am
WARNING

NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18


That should be enough to cover us.

This topic is actually for posting pretty much any old crazy shit you want.  You might post under the influence of say 13 beers like I am right now, or you might just have some weird, perverted, scary crap to share.  Hell, maybe you regard this as the second SEX THREAD and want to make it sexy. Whatever.

Just remember Brion's rules.  If it blatantly shows real genitals, or shows them under stimulation (or with an obvious errection in the case of guys) please link it and warn people appropriately.  If we're talking basic nudity or some hot action that doesn't include the groin (or freckle) of either sex, it's probably fine to show directly with an IMG link.

If we're talking violence, etc. Then it's probably all fine as long as it's fake... If it's real or anything, then please link with appropriate warnings.  I don't know if we'll get too much of this stuff but *shrug*

If you're a little uncertain then always best to err on the side of caution and just link it with warings.

but remember

ABOVE ALL, HAVE FUN!
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 20, 2009, 05:50:11 am
Well Struth... Guess I'm the first to post after my own post.

I swear I just heard 4 gun shots somewhere nearby.  At about 11:36 on the dot. I reacted pretty quickly and ran to the front door, grabbed my sword and ran outside... I'm not exactly sure what I would have done with a sword against a gun with 13 beers in my gut but at least it was a real sword... I stayed out there for around 8 minutes, listening for anything else and looking for any other signs but nothing.  Heck, I'm wondering if I should call the police or anything, I mean, what do I tell them "Hi, I'm 13 beers to the wind and I heard 4 gun shots somwhere around here" *watches as the cops look across the vast array of houses*

No screams and no screetching tyres or any shouts and activity so *shrug* sit back and listen for sirens I guess.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 20, 2009, 04:02:39 pm
What happens when you combine two awesome internet memes together?

(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/ShoopDa-Sparta.gif)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 20, 2009, 06:19:07 pm
Did you say 13 beers?!?

:o
Well Struth... Guess I'm the first to post after my own post.

I swear I just heard 4 gun shots somewhere nearby.  At about 11:36 on the dot. I reacted pretty quickly and ran to the front door, grabbed my sword and ran outside... I'm not exactly sure what I would have done with a sword against a gun with 13 beers in my gut but at least it was a real sword... I stayed out there for around 8 minutes, listening for anything else and looking for any other signs but nothing.  Heck, I'm wondering if I should call the police or anything, I mean, what do I tell them "Hi, I'm 13 beers to the wind and I heard 4 gun shots somwhere around here" *watches as the cops look across the vast array of houses*

No screams and no screetching tyres or any shouts and activity so *shrug* sit back and listen for sirens I guess.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 20, 2009, 06:22:58 pm
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/05/Naked-Vagina-Bike.jpg)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: shadowfire on December 21, 2009, 04:43:36 pm
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/05/Naked-Vagina-Bike.jpg)
and there goes my sex drive
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on December 21, 2009, 04:55:15 pm
Well, now I know how I'm going to mod out my next motorbike.
Man, that's really going to confuse people, giant vagina goes flying past at 75 miles an hour.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 21, 2009, 04:56:14 pm
Well, now I know how I'm going to mod out my next motorbike.
Man, that's really going to confuse people, giant vagina goes flying past at 75 miles an hour.

You need to do yours as a penis, find this woman, and play chicken with her.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 21, 2009, 05:46:10 pm
Just be careful that an arsehole doesn't get in the way *PMSL*
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 22, 2009, 09:01:11 am
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/05/Naked-Vagina-Bike.jpg)
*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 22, 2009, 10:21:14 am
*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.

Sexual organs are totally gross, period.
Organs period, are gross, period.
Damn meatbags...
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Selan on December 22, 2009, 10:48:58 am
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/05/Naked-Vagina-Bike.jpg)
*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.

likeness... LIKENESS?????? Me thinks not!
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 22, 2009, 11:36:10 am
?

well, individual differences perhaps?

looks pretty close to me...just a lot bigger.

I take it I'm wrong though?

edit: the inner (outer?) labia are rather huge and flapping around like Dumbo's ears...but sometimes they're that big right?

edit2: to scale of course?
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 22, 2009, 11:59:28 am

likeness... LIKENESS?????? Me thinks not!

Well, I'm sure you can only do so much with the materials.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 22, 2009, 12:32:51 pm
Mine really doesn't look much like that, either.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 22, 2009, 12:49:31 pm
Mine really doesn't look much like that, either.

Prove it!


 ;)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on December 22, 2009, 01:01:18 pm
Mine really doesn't look much like that, either.
True, but were yours seven foot tall and had wheels, too, I think that would be a cause for concern.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 pm
*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.

Sexual organs are totally gross, period.
Organs period, are gross, period.
Damn meatbags...

I've never really found them disgusting.

I think they can be quite a beautiful part of the human body *shrug*
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 22, 2009, 03:56:47 pm
Sexual organs are totally gross, period.
Organs period, are gross, period.
Damn meatbags...

I've never really found them disgusting.

I think they can be quite a beautiful part of the human body *shrug*
[/quote]

 ::)

Meatbag lover.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 23, 2009, 07:51:34 am
Mine doesn't look much like that either, but I've seen some on some porno chicks that look rather like that, adjusting for the limitations of the materials.  Well...I guess there's too much pink showing around the outside, technically.  Some of that should be behind a fold of skin.

But don't some people just have large protruding labia just naturally, not as a result of being a porn star?

...not to be-labia the point or anything...
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Oddball on December 24, 2009, 01:04:49 am
just wondering being sleep depraved count as being under the influance? cos right now I'm having really wierd thoughts and seeing things. plus my typing is all gone to hell, (took ages to tyupe thus)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 24, 2009, 06:02:24 am
I'm posting this here since I'm 7 beers down, so you can all make fun of it

Well, people.  Many of you might not agree with the Christian holiday of Christmas and many of you may even celebrate alternate ones for your own religions, but be it Christmas or any other of the religious holidays, I like to think they all bring man-kind closer together.  So many people like to find something to justify their hatred and intolerance in just about anything, but I like to think that these things are all about love.  The love for your fellow man.

To all the forumites of Flipside... Thanks for being you.  Thanks to Akashayi for her wild and untamed self.  Thanks to Churba for his Loyalty and Honor.  Thanks to Oddball for his friendly self. Thanks to Deatzh, Razzly, Dragon the Huik, Chag4, Lordkat, Malki and many others who have left us or reduced their attendance to the time they've spent with us and the tears and triumphs they've shared. Thanks to Emp_Dragon for your intelligent yet friendly discussions. Thanks to Smiles and her sister for your joy.  Thanks to pozf for taking time for every forumite. Thanks to our enigmatic Selan and NoNa for your ninja photos and hidden selves and thanks to Leana for trying to unravel them.  Thanks to Ronin Angel for not holding back. Thanks to Night-Wraith for your playful attitude in any game. Thanks to CrystalDragonSpaceMarine for confiding in us and seeking our aide. Thanks for UmberIsSexy for all your observations and shared experiences.  To the remainder who I'm too drunk to recall... Thanks for something, I'm sure ;)

Most of all, thank you Brion for the wonderful tale of Flipside that you continue to share with us all and for the community that you have allowed to build around it in the forums and the rest of the Internet.  Thank you for a tale that preaches little else but tolerance and understanding… Together with simple awesomeness XD

I may not call you my Brothers or Sisters, but that’s probably because it would sound like some nerd quote from The Lord of the Rings or something.  But I’d call many of you “Friend”

Merry Christmas Friends.



If you have your own Chrismas message, please share it with the rest of your fellow Flipside Forumites below.

I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 26, 2009, 12:34:28 am
drink responsibly
(http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u356/teufelwolf/image001.gif)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on December 26, 2009, 12:50:53 am
drink responsibly, And don't be a douchey frat boy.
(http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u356/teufelwolf/image001.gif)
FTFY.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 26, 2009, 12:53:16 am
oh, quite right.

Douchebag frat boys! Drink irresponsibly! It's hilarious when you hurt yourselves in terrible, terrible ways.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 26, 2009, 01:25:51 am
And to think...that guy probably gets laid more than I ever will.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 26, 2009, 01:31:15 am
but think of the types of women he sleeps with.

ew.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 26, 2009, 01:43:42 am
but think of the types of women he sleeps with.

ew.

Wait... You think he's swimming with women?  I'm not sure you realise just how drunk he is.  If the things he's sleeping with are anything even close to human, I'd be surprised.

Well... He still needs to get set in fire two more times to catch up to me *LOL*
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 26, 2009, 01:47:12 am
but think of the types of women he sleeps with.

ew.

Wait... You think he's swimming with women?  I'm not sure you realise just how drunk he is.  If the things he's sleeping with are anything even close to human, I'd be surprised.

Well... He still needs to get set in fire two more times to catch up to me *LOL*


....really.

How the hell did you set yourself on fire three times?
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 26, 2009, 01:58:16 am
First time, some guy sprayed some metho at me and I blocked it with my arm... Sometime later he came at me with a lighter while I was talking to someone and set it alight.  I this he crapped himself more than me.  I just sort of looked at it like a badass while it burned for a few seconds then calmply wiped my other arm across it to put it out... it didn't go out and loosing my bad-ass composure I rubbed up and down a few times to stop it  8)

Second time, some guys carefully pulled my blankets back while I was asleep, poured lighter-fluid on my chest as I slept, then woke me up and lit it up at the same time... Do you realise how quickly you can go from asleep to fully awake when you're on fire?  Bloody quick.  A thousand calculations went through my head all at once and I quickly pulled the blankets back up over me to smother it... I'd like to say I then chased them with a hockey stick but they were long-gone by then, so I just went back to sleep.

Third time I was at a work function party... drinking... with a full face beard that some of you might remember pictures of (not the current borrimir beard, a FULL face one).  Anyway, some girl sat on my lap while I was talking and then asked someone for a light.  I kept talking to a guy across from me while she got the lighter and lit her smoke... then I heard her make some comment like "I wonder if this'll light", next minute I know my face is on fire with this blue flame thanks to much spilt grog which had gathered in my beard through the night.  By this stage I was accustomed to getting set on fire and just wiped it away, however the smell of burnt human hair was a bit over powering, not only for me but the girl on my lap.

...In case you're wondering, the girl on my lap was a fellow worker with 12 and 8 year old kids... She just got friendly when she got grog in her *shrug*
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on December 26, 2009, 02:12:58 am
First time, some guy sprayed some metho at me and I blocked it with my arm... Sometime later he came at me with a lighter while I was talking to someone and set it alight.  I this he crapped himself more than me.  I just sort of looked at it like a badass while it burned for a few seconds then calmply wiped my other arm across it to put it out... it didn't go out and loosing my bad-ass composure I rubbed up and down a few times to stop it
Reminds me of last winter, still living at Raven road, I'm walking back from a party, and being a costume party, I'd gone as a "Tribal witch-doctor" and used some fire-breathing as part of the act. so, I'm cruising home, dressed in my street clothes again, but still with the facepaint on, and some chavs confront me, and start carrying on, and they're obviously cruising for a fight, so I pull out my flask while they're talking, and pour it all over my wool gloves.

"I'd back down now, if I were you."
"Oooh, what are you gonna do, slap me with your Bacardi glove, Faggot?"
"Bacardi? God no."
I light my lighter between my hands, which results in my gloves bursting rather vigorously into flame.
"Kerosene."

I lunged at the first one, but he ducked the punch and ran, with his mates rapidly following, so I just dunked my gloves in a snow-bank for a few seconds, took them off, shoved my hands in my pockets and carried on home.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 26, 2009, 02:19:14 am
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/australia-fires/images/primary/090209-01-australia-fire_big.jpg)

Australians and fire *sigh* It's a match made in... Well... Probably hell more than heaven *lol*

Seriously, our gum trees are designed to burn... how cool is that?
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 26, 2009, 02:20:38 am
o.O

I'm not even sure I can address all those stories individually at this point.

holy fucking shit Australia, what is wrong with you? I thought I was a pyro, but seriously. Is the whole lighting people on fire thing normal over there?
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 26, 2009, 02:22:53 am
It's like I said.   Our own gum trees are designed to burn.

Eucalyptus oil is very flamable.  It gathers up in the gum tree's leaf litter over time, then something sets it alight and WOMPF  it all goes up and burns through, leaving only the Gum trees alive since they are not only the ones who helped fuel the fire, but just happen to be fire resistant.

...Don't FUCK with Gum trees, They're the bad-ass pyro mother-fuckers of the forest.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on December 26, 2009, 02:28:01 am
It's like I said.   Our own gum trees are designed to burn.

Eucalyptus oil is very flamable.  It gathers up in the gum tree's leaf litter over time, then something sets it alight and WOMPF  it all goes up and burns through, leaving only the Gum trees alive since they are not only the ones who helped fuel the fire, but just happen to be fire resistant.

...Don't FUCK with Gum trees, They're the bad-ass pyro mother-fuckers of the forest.
And they can explode like bombs when struck with my lightning.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 26, 2009, 07:31:32 am
oh god. Street fighter, the later years...is now in my head...

"ride the lightning!"
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 26, 2009, 07:36:42 am
You arrived safely? Or just in WiFi at the airport?
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on December 26, 2009, 07:41:31 am
I arrived safely to wifi in the airport. :P
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 26, 2009, 07:48:24 am
With no sleep... Which explains why you're posting in there *LOL*

I downed 1/3 of a bottle of Bacadi but feel totally Sobre o.O

Can't explain it.  Beer would have me under the table but the Bacadi... I couldn't get to sleep! I tried and just lay there with my mind racing... Go figure.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 26, 2009, 08:11:26 am
Yay Bacardi!

I'm having a couple of beers but not feeling very talkative.

Merrry Fucking Christmas though.  Cheers.

(that's Merry Fucking Christmas in the positive sense.  I'm feeling great but exhausted because we pulled another one off (and my first in Taiwan), and the kids were Merry.  That's all you want.)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on December 26, 2009, 08:26:00 am
I downed 1/3 of a bottle of Bacadi but feel totally Sobre o.O
Yep.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on December 26, 2009, 03:46:35 pm
 :P I suck with spelling and typo errors even when I'm awake and alcohol free.  I need to get that internet spell checker for this computer (laptop on the left) as well, then I'll be fine.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 28, 2009, 06:57:19 am
BlaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAaaaaOOOAAAAuuuuuuuOrgh!

(combination of stress release and caffeine)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on January 08, 2010, 01:14:44 am
HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

YouTube Porn Day (http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2010/01/youtube_porn_4chan_lukeywes1234.html)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on January 08, 2010, 08:54:37 pm
HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

YouTube Porn Day (http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2010/01/youtube_porn_4chan_lukeywes1234.html)


Yeah, I'd seen that. I like how they hid some in Jonas Bros. and Hannah Montana music videos.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on January 09, 2010, 08:54:15 pm
*lol* although I can half understand Youtube's stance on the matter.  They probably have insurance and child abuse groups down their throat forcing them to restrict it to older users.

But damn, sometimes 4chan come up with some funny crap.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on January 10, 2010, 07:12:16 pm
HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

YouTube Porn Day (http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2010/01/youtube_porn_4chan_lukeywes1234.html)


Yeah, I'd seen that. I like how they hid some in Jonas Bros. and Hannah Montana music videos.
oh yeah that's wonderful.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: RoninAngel on January 10, 2010, 07:16:19 pm
@Umber: I put some more stuff about magic on the sex thread in case your interested.

I am sick and kinda out of it does that count?
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on January 11, 2010, 05:18:59 am
as being under the influence you mean?  Well sure!  Especially since we all have to chip in and work hard to put this thread as off-topic as all the others...

and yes!  I'm interested.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on January 11, 2010, 08:27:29 am
I'm drunk blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on January 11, 2010, 06:04:21 pm
And I'm ugly, but in the morning, you will be sober.

Wait, I think I got this turned about somewhere...
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on January 11, 2010, 06:32:00 pm
And I'm ugly, but in the morning, you will be sober.

Wait, I think I got this turned about somewhere...

Somehow, I see this as a line an opportunistic ugly person would say on a beautiful drunk person before escorting them up to the bedchamber for glorious beer-goggled intercourse.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Oddball on January 12, 2010, 02:55:51 am
Think I've heard it some where before or had it said to me or I've said it  :'(
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 05:15:26 am
And I'm ugly, but in the morning, you will be sober.

Wait, I think I got this turned about somewhere...

Somehow, I see this as a line an opportunistic ugly person would say on a beautiful drunk person before escorting them up to the bedchamber for glorious beer-goggled intercourse.
So, Anyone feel like getting smashed with me?
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: UmberIsSexy on January 12, 2010, 05:30:08 am
Would love to, unfortunately I've got work in the morning, and no beer left anyway...
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 05:36:28 am
Drank my last one yesterday too cool off from the heat :(

Can't be bothered getting into the harder stuff.  Maybe another time.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Oddball on January 12, 2010, 05:40:26 am
Would like to Churba (got a good reason) but got work tonight  :-\
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 05:48:55 am
Would like to Churba (got a good reason) but got work tonight  :-\
You get your chance in April, boyo, Patience, patience. *Laughs* I don't exactly predict strong competition for the position, so to speak.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Oddball on January 12, 2010, 06:02:00 am
well not a big drinker any more, used to be able to put it away but alas not now.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: akashayi on January 12, 2010, 09:56:28 am
Sure, Churba. Come out clubbing with me ;P
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 02:24:54 pm
Sure, Churba. Come out clubbing with me ;P
I'm making a note here, Huge Success.
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Pozf on January 12, 2010, 02:46:17 pm
Little do you know this is what she means:

(http://store.asymmetric.net/images/club_seals.gif)
Title: Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 03:32:49 pm
Little do you know this is what she means:

(http://store.asymmetric.net/images/club_seals.gif)
Says you, I swing a mean bat :P
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 03:57:00 pm
I need a good "clubbing" group.

I keep missing these blasted work get-togethers and I've never had much of a chance to hang with the mates in this city who do.  Hell I took all those dancing lessons so I'd better get an opportunity to put 'em to use.
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Post by: akashayi on January 12, 2010, 05:36:37 pm
Mm, I bet seals are tasty. ;P

See Charles? You miss out because you're not in LA.
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 07:10:39 pm
I'm in Brisvegas.  It's meant to be the same.

Still planning that trip to the US later this year.  Probably looking at a week in each of the following: LosAngelos, LasVegas, New York, Washington.

Trying to work out if there's any better joints to get to than those four.  I figure if I get there for a week then I can find all sorts of things.

I'm also thinking of doing it as a drive.  Not sure how easy it might be to do this but I'm thinking of actually buying a cheap arse car and then selling it just before I leave.  Figure thats gotta be cheaper than a bloody car hire.  Also means I see more of the States in the road trips between places.  I'm accustomed to long-distance driving so it's no big deal.  Hell, I actually like the thought of getting some old station wagon and throwing a swag in the back to sleep on *LOL*

But heck, what are the suggestions on things to do, places to see, ways to get around and other tips 'n' tricks from those who live there?
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Post by: akashayi on January 12, 2010, 07:19:36 pm
Add San Francisco to that list.
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 07:21:19 pm
Yeah I had it on the list instead of Washington but maybe I need to switch those two back around.
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Post by: akashayi on January 12, 2010, 07:26:30 pm
Yeah, you wont regret it. One of the top places that should be on your list.

Also, when you're in LA, come have a drink with me. There's all sorts of different fun things going on here and up in SF all the time. Like in April, there's going to be a pillow fight flash mob. Don't you want to come? ;P
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 09:10:19 pm
DAMMIT! I don't think I can make it as early as April  :(

God Damn that sounds awesome though.  Who wouldn't want to come.

*sigh* maybe I need to leave it for another year as all the cool conventions seem to occur closer to the middle of the year and I'm only scheduling myself for around Autumn (in the Northern Hemisphere) as it stands.

Then again, maybe I just need to come twice.
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Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 09:21:13 pm
Then again, maybe I just need to come twice.
That's what she said.

And hey, think of it this way - the later you arrive, the greater the chance I'll be there too, and can show you awesome stuff.
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 09:34:39 pm
You're heading there mate?  Awesomesauce! When abouts?
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Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 10:02:45 pm
You're heading there mate?  Awesomesauce! When abouts?
LA, specifically. It's better for me there than back home, I've lots of mates there, and it's ripe with opportunity, if you'll pardon me for trotting out that old cliche.
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 10:21:16 pm
Ahhh, so you're looking for a permanent move.  Great stuff, between you and Akashayi that should be one hell of an awesome week... what I remember of it anyway *LOL*
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Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 10:25:05 pm
between you and Akashayi
If you're lucky :P

But I gotta go home for a little bit first, so you'll at least get Warm-up drinks. You heard about Mana Bar opening up in the Valley?
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 10:35:05 pm
Nope, but regardless... I'LL BE THERE if you're passing through.
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Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 10:44:56 pm
Nope, but regardless... I'LL BE THERE if you're passing through.
You can find out more here, but to give you the basics, Yahzee from Zero Puncuation and Yug from Australian Gamer are opening a bar with their mates, where you can both game and drink. (http://www.kotaku.com.au/2010/01/australias-first-video-game-bar-opening-next-month/)

But yeah, man, gotta put down a sesh when I get home.
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 11:10:57 pm
Damn... I'll be there!  Heh, we've got Sexpo (http://www.sexpo.com.au) a month later.  Hanging 'round long enough for that?  Or won't you be here for the Mana's opening?
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Post by: Churba on January 12, 2010, 11:21:20 pm
Propably won't, it opens next month, and I'll be here till April at the least.
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Post by: charles on January 12, 2010, 11:41:11 pm
ohhh, you miss Sexpo as well :(

Well I'll see if I can figure out the club's worth and then hopefully I'll have it well sussed out by the time you get over here.
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Post by: Smiles on January 22, 2010, 10:09:18 pm
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/australia-fires/images/primary/090209-01-australia-fire_big.jpg)

Australians and fire *sigh* It's a match made in... Well... Probably hell more than heaven *lol*

Seriously, our gum trees are designed to burn... how cool is that?

now that looks like an amazing fire i'm sorry i missed.
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 04, 2010, 07:21:37 am
Is it a good idea to crack a beer as I sit down to work on a Lab assignment? - oh Woops I just did.  Damn!
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Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 12:55:03 pm
you're cranking one out in a lab? that's hot!
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Post by: Churba on February 04, 2010, 01:16:14 pm
you're cranking one out in a lab? that's hot!
Labcoat? Check. in lab? Check. Beer? Check. Time for a wank.
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on February 04, 2010, 01:19:09 pm
You forgot the lab mice to attract a pussy!
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Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 01:50:50 pm
I would totally get down in a lab. Labcoats are fucking sexy.

Good thing I have a lab of my own.
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Post by: Oddball on February 04, 2010, 01:54:07 pm
Always liked the goggles and safety glasses but could never find a pair comfortable to fit over my specs  :-\ plus most of them was scratched.
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 04, 2010, 07:22:34 pm
you're cranking one out in a lab? that's hot!
I'm computer science.  SSHing into the lab is fine.

No actual, cool lab required.

I got very little actually done last night btw.
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Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 07:37:23 pm
scp that hot shit back over to me. Yeah, that's how the geeks work it.

Can I still wear goggles while I finger this terminal?
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Post by: charles on February 04, 2010, 07:50:26 pm
Never FTP or TELNET. Always SCP and SSH. Always use protection  ::) 8)
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Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 07:58:33 pm
Those without use PuTTY but it's just not the same. it just doesn't feel the same.
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 05, 2010, 06:52:09 am
without what?  Without linux?

edit:
Can I still wear goggles while I finger this terminal?
Yup!  Can I wear a lab coat with my dingle hanging out the front while I do my homework? ;D
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on February 05, 2010, 08:46:43 am
My dad's kept all our old working computers and thus he has an apple-talk network running between a number of them... the Apple's in that start up just as fast as, possibly faster than my current WinblowsXP machine XD
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 07, 2010, 09:04:59 am
Seems obligatory to post here that I'm moderately drunk.

 :D

question is, will I go out for another?

And have I mentioned that the 7-11's have beer here?  And you're liable to see something like this:

(http://styleintaiwan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/asian-girl-in-soy-milk-shop.jpg)

at the 7-11 on any given night?  Just because this country is full of cute women?

edit: answer is, Yes!  even if only to see if the dude looks at me funny.
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Post by: charles on February 07, 2010, 03:45:17 pm
Isn't that country also full of boys who look like cute women?  :-\ :-X :'(
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 07, 2010, 07:36:19 pm
Wrong country guy, that's Thailand.

Come on, we're practically right outside your front door here mate!
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Post by: charles on February 07, 2010, 08:13:39 pm
Thailand is also right outside my front door... and I'm having trouble working out which is the cute Taiwanese girl and who is the Thailand boy dressed to look like a cute Taiwanese girl.  :D
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Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 29, 2010, 12:20:28 pm
Hi guys!

Intoxicated!

- slightly...that's all my busy @#$%ing schedule allows for.

Luv yooz all.
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Post by: Zearth on May 23, 2010, 08:29:57 pm
thought that maybe posting high here is within the rules aha

and im not sure ive had an exciting experience to share but ill be sure to have them later this week haha
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Post by: Smiles on May 30, 2010, 01:59:46 am
... drubk smiles is drunk... it hurt my eyes to fibnd this thread... but heh i found it. ^_^ :-*

and i'm not gonna coprrect my tyops cuz it'll br funnier tomorrow.lolz.

yay for free shots of rumplemintz schnapps!
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Post by: Oddball on May 30, 2010, 05:21:31 am
Think in a way I'm stull inder the infulance, and my hang over is kicking in now.
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Post by: Zearth on May 30, 2010, 11:11:59 am
well hang overs are just left over drunk!
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Post by: Churba on May 30, 2010, 11:20:08 am
well hang overs are just left over drunk!
Hehehehe - not had many hangovers before, have you?
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Post by: akashayi on May 30, 2010, 12:20:26 pm
But everyone knows the best cure for a hangover is more drinking. :P
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Post by: Zearth on May 30, 2010, 02:08:17 pm
ah ive had hangovers (not many because ive got a good tolerance, dont drink on an empty stomach and take a shot of water for every shot of alcohol) and i know they are possibly the worst thing in the world next to cross fading hangovers
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Post by: Zearth on May 30, 2010, 05:34:56 pm
first thing first if i make speling mistakes i wont bother fixing them for comediac effect

just smoke a bowl with a friend and then tried my pipe whit just tobannco so now im ectremely dizzy in the good awy and had to gind my way to thes page
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Post by: Oddball on October 20, 2010, 04:04:36 pm
ok just to return this thread back to the living................after a few ales have been quaffed I have been made a commitee member to a games club some pne please stop the room from spiining while i type this and why does my head hurt all ready? only had four or five pints tonight............off to crash out while watching NCIS ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Post by: DruffyB on January 06, 2011, 01:59:34 pm
And I'm ugly, but in the morning, you will be sober.

Wait, I think I got this turned about somewhere...

Winston churchill

That was another random fact by Druffy on heat! :D
Am now fapping to Redube whilst trying not to get my parents attention. We're in the same room you see...
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Post by: L0g0s on May 07, 2011, 08:13:08 pm
Okay, so the threads been dead for awhile.  Time to bring it back eh?  Though, I'm not drunk, but I've been up for 20+ hours and I've been out in the sun working my ass off all day.   And I'm BORED.  That counts.  Once upon a time, I went without any sleep for 3 days, and became convinced that sleep wasn't needed, that it was just an addiction that you had to get over, and that if you managed to stay awake long enough, you'd get over it.   I passed out not long after that.

But for now, I'm bored, I'm tired N' wired, and there's no one around to talk to.

AWAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by: akashayi on May 08, 2011, 12:11:46 pm
Going days without sleep might count...

Reality begins to blur
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Post by: charles on May 10, 2011, 05:10:22 am
I've sort of slowed down, slured and lost track of things, probably had things just become very blury, but I've never had visions or delusions.

A mate of mine once had a good converstion with his long dead uncle while sleep deprived.
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Post by: charles on May 10, 2011, 06:39:08 am
Drinking Amarula and (fetches empty bottle from recycle bin) Pacific Mai Tai cocktails.

Amarula tastes like bailies with a hint of pineapple... Hell YESS
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Post by: charles on May 10, 2011, 09:06:39 am
Man alive. I've drunk a lot for absolutely no reason other than the fact that the grog was just about to go off.  You shoudl read the crud I'm posting on the IRC channel for Erfworld

guys are up in laurghter 'cos I'm telling 'em how Hot Farrah fawcett it.  I don't care that she' dead. I'm watching an old episode of Charlies Chagles and she's flaming hot!
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Post by: charles on May 10, 2011, 05:09:58 pm
*groan* and now for the morning regret headache  ::)
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Post by: L0g0s on May 10, 2011, 07:37:40 pm
Okay, I'm tired but not sleep deprived.  But, speaking of actresses seldom appreciated anymore.  Raquel Welsh.
Giving everyone a new appreciation for horse blankets.
http://www.spaghetti-western.net/images/6/61/Welsh.png