Maytag's Playhouse => Hall of Games => Topic started by: shadowfire on December 17, 2009, 06:47:15 pm
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Kind of like the describe the person above you but something they might ramble like for odd "its nice but i can make it set something on fire too"
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@Shadowfire: "hey charles hows it going" ;)
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what the fuck u mean im an australian im fucking awsome by default
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i'm planning on using you in my story, can I make you an awesome ninja cyborg chaplain?
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I'm asexual... But damn thats hot!
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"I'm off to get a beer who wants one?"
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"emp i said stay the hell away from my vehicles"
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"Oups, I guess using a .50 rifle for deer hunting is a bit over the top..."
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"come on i wont break anything i promis"
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"Dammit, still not a big enough boom"
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"where's my sword when I need it?"
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" :'( :o :-X :-\ "
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Aye, that's right luv, don't mess with 'little charlie', the missus would 'ave yer 'ide over it.
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"dam it! not enough runes on it I demand more chaos runes!"
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Oi Bonny Dutch lassy wanna come geocathing?
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Hallo! Ik ben Selan, En ik ben nogal Nederlands. Het maakt niet zoveel uit wat ik zeg, want niemand anders Nederlands spreekt, maar met haar naam in te krijgen over het punt dat is het bedoeld is Nederlands. Ook mijn excuses dat ik niet kon bedenken iets beters te schrijven. Ook hoeft u niet hebt rende naar Google vertalen, iedereen, Dit is allemaal mij blathering.
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Thanks to google, I can speak dutch like Selan and Leanar. Now, I need to go refresh my tea, because tea is bloody awesome.
( ;P )
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"Where's my soldering iron? I have a new toy to modify"
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"Where's my soldering iron? I have a new toy to modify"
What do you mean 13 Beers doesn't count as a "Small Brunch"?
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"Dude, teach me that"
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gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; make mrproper; sleep
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*LOL* nice... Except I haven't had anything in over a month :(
set STIMULATION=0
#Initial foreplay
while ($STIMULATION < 1)
do#choose action
RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 3'
case RANDOM_NO in
0) set $ACTION="LICK"
1) set $ACTION="CARESS"
2) set $ACTION="NIBBLE"
3) set $ACTION="SUCK"
*) set $ACTION="KISS"esac
#choose body part
RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 4'
case RANDOM_NO in
0) $BODY_PART="LIPS"
1) $BODY_PART="EAR"
2) $BODY_PART="NECK"
3) $BODY_PART="BOSSOM"
*) $BODY_PART="LIPS"esac
exec ${ACTION.BODY_PART} \;
#Check if stimulation increased
RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
if ($RANDOM_NO=6)
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
fi
done
#End of foreplay
#Begin intercourse
for (($STIMULATION; $STIMULATION<10; $STIMULATION+=1))
doRANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
case $RANDOM_NO in
0) exec ORALSEX.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
1) exec MISSIONARY.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
2) exec WOMAN_ON_TOP.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
3) exec FROMBEHIND.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
*) exec NON_STANDARD_STYLE.sh{} \;
set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
done
exec ORGASM.sh{} \;
echo "EXCELSIOR!!!!"
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"Remember Smurfs are not only a cartoon but can be used for other porposes."
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"when in doubt wrenches out"
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"See that pile of rubble? it was a building 30 seconds ago"
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"let my show you your own beautifull geocache-spot!"
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I can kick anybody's ass!
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Look at me! Nup you missed me :P
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Prepare to rip your eyes out and feast on the sight of my flesh!
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More nekkid to feast on? Somebody hand me a spoon.
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PMSL
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Damn, it sucks to be sexy like me.
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"Gone for a smoke"
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I need to fix my car
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"now you see me"
"now you don't"
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"damn im on fire again literaly"
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"I know of over 13 points on your body which, when struck with enough force by nothing more than my bare hands, will cause death... How many do you know?"
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"i bet i can replicate that picture but nude"
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"tic tic tic tic BOOM!"
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"i think i hear a thunder storm. wana go watch the gum trees blow up"
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I'm moving to Holland
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"Here again, gone again"
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"i cant think of anything decent today, maybe tomorrow"
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I'm wearing a X, and a Y, with a Z!
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Assholes, they're everywhere.
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"let's go on a massacre spree, oh let's!"
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Hmmm? what's a frown?
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"it's better when you're naked"
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I'm wearing bunny slippers... and nothing else ;)
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"I'm going to make your eyes bleed!"
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Argh! I hurt my knee skieing today.
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"I've got the fuzzies... Just check the last photo of me"
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"Dam ran out of Smurfs"
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"Dont make me flash you"
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"Don't make me flashbang you"
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"HA! Nerf attack!"
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"You tore a hole in reality y did i let you try science like me"
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Hooh-AH!
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Spam,spam,spam,spam wonderful spam lovely spam spam spam spam etc (said while dressed as a Viking)
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shove it up yer fluffer valve
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"Ill drink any of you yanks under the table while drunk" (throws bottle at wall)
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"Hmm, I feel naughty today, I use the green wire to the fuse instead of the blue and place the timer there just for show and as a booby trap..."
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I painted some warhammer characters today
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I like working on engines.
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I like working on engines.
I do??
Anyway......
About something you would say:
I wanna post a pic of my genitals
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Well I tried to remember you and I just thought of the picture you have of yourself working on your car.
I can't really think of anything else besides what kind of things you wear and that you have lanky arms and legs. You remind me of a tomboy and you have pretty eyes. And hair. But I don't really remember what your into.
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strange sex
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"What do you mean cut the blue wire? they are all facking BLUE!!"
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Well I tried to remember you and I just thought of the picture you have of yourself working on your car.
I can't really think of anything else besides what kind of things you wear and that you have lanky arms and legs. You remind me of a tomboy and you have pretty eyes. And hair. But I don't really remember what your into.
You are quite confused, there is no picture of me working on a car. I don't do mechanics.
Odd: I'm going to kill somebody
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Im "into" beds...and my comfy new 4 seasonsduvet!
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"Now, either you eat me out or I'll eat you for dinner..."
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"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ;)
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eh? Word Bearer Legion Chaos marines do not go WAAAGH...
*Crash*
"CRIVENS! Where the hell did that tree come from!"
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*just a joke*
"where did that Dark Angels Terminater squad come from"
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Lol, actually, it was a Dark Angels Sternguard veterans squad and a terminator librarian that made a drop pod landing behind my titan in their first turn... (after mine) and got it wrecked. Had it at least exploded it would have made a 4d6" radius instant-death-blast that autopenetrates vehicles with +1 on the damage table roll... but NO!
"It's only a small snow drift, the landie will clear it, no sweat..."
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*wish the Landie was fixed would of handled this snow no bother at a' ;D *
"Dam it! There is a scratch on my new Chaos Titan, Sorry folks that means I cant play tonight"
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Its time to fornicate ..... IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE
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Oh yeah, stroke my gun baby!
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"Who says napalm got banned in the '80's?"
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"Emp where are my tires and why IS THE CHIEFTAIN ON FIRE AND UPSIDEDOWN"
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"Is it left ,right, left, right or is it right left, right,left?"
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"that is an anti-tank weapon... and your pointing it at yourself"
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"S.W.A.T must paint more S.W.A.T"